1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone Podcast. 2 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:22,000 And now it's time for the Daily Douchebag Pledge. 3 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Two Douchebags and a Microphone Pledge, I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to download every show. 4 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:36,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to grab family members phones and download the show from there. 5 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:43,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to go to public computers and download the show from there. 6 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:49,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to laugh at all the unfunny jokes. 7 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:56,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to lie to all my friends and tell them how good the show is. 8 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:08,000 And finally, I, Joe, or Jane listener, promise to visit Montrose, Missouri, to take advantage of the power plant, campgrounds, and junkyard all within its quarter mile radius. 9 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:21,000 All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. That needs to happen. 10 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 11 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:40,000 What do you tell when you're out of Invisible Link? I may never know. 12 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:48,000 I smell bacon! No wait, it's just Mark sweating. 13 00:01:48,000 --> 00:02:04,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. You are dressed like an assistant debate coach at an Ohio State Middle School. 14 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Oh shit, what's that over there? Oh no, it's an island of horrible jokes. 15 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:25,000 The panic stricken man explained to his doctor, you have to help me, I'm shrinking. The doctor said I will. You have to be a little patient. 16 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Not responsible for greasy residue left on your Bluetooth. 17 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:40,000 No! No! 18 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Two douchebags and a microphone. I am Mark. And I am Rob. 19 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Everybody right now, let you know I am still sick, so I'm probably going to cough and hack a couple of times, but you know what, you're getting your money's worth. Podcast is free. 20 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:16,000 I feel a little better myself, but I don't know. The colder the weather is, the better I feel. It's weird. 21 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:26,000 This shit has been lingering. I mean other people, I just got it, but people said it's been lingering for weeks. I guess Rob's had it for a while, right? 22 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Yeah, I've had it for about two weeks. 23 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Wow. Well anyhow, the show goes on. 24 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Anyhow, let's see here. Try to figure out what I should hit up first. Got some stories here. Got some new douche flavors, but we'll wait on them for a little bit. 25 00:03:49,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Okay. You know, Leap Year is tomorrow, the extra day. Today's the 28th, tomorrow will be the 29th. Well there's some Leap Year promotions people might want to know about that includes free food. So I mean, I think that's a pretty good little way to start it, right? 26 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Yeah, yeah. 27 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Alright. Alright. In honor of the once in four years phenomenon, unlike non-Leap Years, February will have the 29th day on Thursday, but why? 28 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:42,000 The thing to know is that Leap Year exists in large part to keep the months in sync with annual events including equinoxes and solstices according to the Jet Propulsion Laboratory at the California Institute of Technology. 29 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:56,000 It's a correction to counter the fact that the Earth's orbit isn't precisely 365 days a year, it's always 365 and a fourth day of the year, and that's how you get the 1 fourth, 1 fourth, 1 fourth, 1 fourth equals one day. 30 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:07,000 The trip takes about six hours longer than that, NASA says. You can find a more detailed story of the Leap Year here on this fucking website, but you know what? You don't have this in your hands so forget it. 31 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Okay. Wendy's on Thursday. Breakfast will be on Wendy's. The fast food chain announced Monday that customers can get a free Cinnabon pull apart, a new menu item during breakfast hours at their local Wendy's restaurant. 32 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:40,000 No prior purchase is needed to redeem the freebie, so you don't need to buy a damn thing. You just go in there and go, hey, I want my Cinnabon. It doesn't say anything about an app, so just go in there and say, hey, I want my Cinnabon pull apart, and they're like, there you go. 33 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,000 It's a pretty good deal there. That's a really good deal. 34 00:05:44,000 --> 00:06:01,000 The deal comes as the chain celebrates four years of serving breakfast. As we celebrate our four year breakfast anniversary with this new product, we're offering sweet meat deals starting on Leap Day. 35 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:15,000 A day that only comes around every four years, Lindsay Rakowski, US Chief Marketing Officer of Wendy's Company said in a statement, Wendy's is the only restaurant offering limited time deals in honor of Leap Day. 36 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Crispy Cream announced Monday that customers can get a dozen original glazed donuts for $2.29 with the purchase of any regular leap price does, and that's still a pretty good deal. 37 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:45,000 Additionally, customers with a birthday on February 29 can receive a free dozen original glazed donuts, no purchase necessary. However, customers will have to show proof that February 29 is their actual birthday. 38 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:51,000 So if you were born on Leap Day, you can get a free dozen Crispy Cream donuts. That's pretty cool, isn't it? 39 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Damn, I missed it by six days. 40 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 My birthday is March 5th. 41 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Oh, wow. Happy early birthday. 42 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,000 But it was 69, so yeah, it would not have been a leap year. 43 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. Okay, well, you missed it by a year and five days. 44 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Yeah. 45 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 And a quarter days. No, five and a quarter days. 46 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,000 Yeah. 47 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,000 Yeah, okay, anyhow. 48 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Something like that. 49 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Okay, yeah, Chipotle. Extra guacamole comes as a perk for the year's extra day. Chipotle restaurant reward members who use the code EXTRA24 at checkout on a Chipotle app and chipotle.com and get a free guac on February 29th. 50 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:54,000 And for 29 lucky Chipotle fans, there's another offer. The leap year, the extra day means that Chipotle walk for a year if you can find the codes, the restaurant chain wrote on Instagram. 51 00:07:55,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Chipotle's challenge runs from February 26 through February 29th and includes 29 hidden keywords that can be found within the company's Instagram posts. 52 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:13,000 The game starts 9am Pacific time each day. If you find a keyword text, hit to 888-222. 53 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:20,000 And then finally, Great Wolf Lodge. Great Wolf Lodge is offering a leap year at the lodge. 54 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Oh, did you know about this? 55 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 No, no, I know Great Wolf Lodge. 56 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 No, they're pretty cool. 57 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Yeah. 58 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Sell with rates starting at $29 per person. 59 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 They are. 60 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:41,000 Okay, so there's a sale that's rates start at $29 a person. It's pretty cool. 61 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Use the code LEAP on February 29th only to book a room starting at $29 per person. 62 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Stay dates range from $2.29.24 to $6.13.24. Look at that. You got like four months to book a room for $29 a person. 63 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:03,000 I suggest everybody get after this. They are great resorts. 64 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Yeah, that's a great place. 65 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Yeah, that is a fantastic deal. 66 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Family-friendly, everything. 67 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Yeah. And the discount is starting by day. 68 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 I believe the closest one around here is Brands. 69 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Yeah, and there's one up here at the Speedway. 70 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Southside Brands. Is there? 71 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Yeah. 72 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Okay, I did not know about that one. 73 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Kansas Speedway, it's right there. 74 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 Okay, I did not know about that one. 75 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Now, but I do know this. Since it goes through Labor Day weekend or Memorial Day weekend, holidays and special events, it's not going to be $29. 76 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,000 It's going to be special days in between there. It's not going to be a solid day. 77 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Right. 78 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 Because the rates are flexed depending on what's going on around town. 79 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:55,000 So, if there's a race, forget it. You're not getting in that place for under $500. 80 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,000 So, you know, I mean, it's just, I mean, I think that's what someone said. 81 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,000 If I'm wrong, I'm sorry, but someone said they're like $500 on a race day. 82 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:10,000 But anyhow, it's a great lodge. I got a great water park. It's a beautiful place. 83 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,000 Yeah, yeah. 84 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:17,000 And then finally, Build-A-Bear. I didn't even know they were still around, Rob. 85 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 No, I didn't either. 86 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:31,000 Build-A-Bear said that for one day only, February 29th, anyone celebrating a Leap Day birthday is invited to its participating workshops to build a birthday treat bear for only $4. 87 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:47,000 The price is a nod to the once a year, four year occurrence of Leap Day birthdays reportedly so anyone with a Leap Year can get this, but also family of that person too. 88 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,000 So, there you go. 89 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,000 Yeah. 90 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000 A bunch of neat little promotions there. 91 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:57,000 So, Rob, you got something you want to get to or no, you want to go? 92 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,000 Yeah, yeah, I've got a bottle of one here. 93 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Oh, you do? Okay. 94 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:11,000 Yeah, as previously reported, Aldi is scheduled to open a new store in Maryland Heights, Missouri on Leap Day, February 29th. 95 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000 Oh. 96 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:18,000 Another grand opening in Missouri is only two weeks down the road. 97 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:32,000 According to the Aldi website, the company is all set to open the second new location at 477 BFW Memorial Drive, St. Robert, Missouri. 98 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Where's St. Robert's at? Is that St. Louis area too? 99 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,000 It's right by Fort Leonard Wood. 100 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Oh, okay, down near Rolla and all that whole area. 101 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Yeah, it's right in between Waynesville and Fort Leonard Wood. 102 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:51,000 Okay, okay, yeah, near the base. That's a good idea. 103 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:57,000 The projected opening day for that store is March 14th. 104 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000 Okay. 105 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:09,000 The addition of the two new stores brings the total in the state to 98 and over 2,360 nationally. 106 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000 Okay. 107 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:22,000 But that is only part of the Aldi story. With its reach reaching back to S in Germany, the company has a much larger international footprint. 108 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:27,000 Okay. Man, that's... 109 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:32,000 Around the world, they have more than 12,000 stores around the world. 110 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:37,000 I had no idea. I thought they were only American. I didn't know that. Wow. 111 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:46,000 No, no. Aldi is a German company. As a matter of fact, you know that yellowish colored tile... 112 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Yeah. 113 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000 That's on the floor? 114 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:54,000 That stuff is like one inch thick, dude. 115 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000 No kidding? 116 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,000 I've had to lay that tile. 117 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,000 Oh, that's right. You used to do work for Aldi's. Yeah. 118 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Yeah, maintenance, yeah. 119 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Yeah, wow. Me and my buddy. 120 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,000 That's an inch thick? Those tiles are? 121 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 Yeah, it's one inch thick German tile. 122 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,000 Wow. It's German tile. It's all Aldi, man. 123 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000 What's the tile made out of? 124 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 It's all... What? 125 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,000 What's the tile made out of? Is it some sort of a poly thing or is it like an actual... 126 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Oh, I can't remember. It was like 20 years ago. 127 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,000 Oh, well. That's all right. It's just my own... 128 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,000 No, it's super hard tile, man. We... 129 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000 It would have to be a wall. 130 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:47,000 We had a long time to cut it. We used to have to... We used hand grinder to cut it. 131 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. With a cutting wheel on it. Yeah, I got you. 132 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,000 Yeah, yeah. We went through a bunch of them. 133 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,000 What did you do? Did you use a flat edge or something to guide you or... 134 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:03,000 Yeah. Clamp it down, clamp down a flat edge and then just cut it like that? 135 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000 Yeah. Okay. Yeah. 136 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,000 All right. All right. That makes sense. 137 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,000 Okay. I just couldn't imagine cutting an inch thick tile, but... 138 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,000 Oh, dude, it was crazy. 139 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000 It didn't need the cutting wheel up too much? 140 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 Oh, yeah. We went through quite a few cutting wheels. 141 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 No. That's just the way it was. Okay. All right. 142 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000 Yeah. 143 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,000 Just add that into the bed. 144 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,000 Okay. There you go. Extra 200 cutting wheels. There you go. 145 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Yeah. Oh, cool. 146 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000 Coca-Cola has another creation. 147 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000 It's K-Wave Zero Sugar. 148 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,000 Coca-Cola Creations is celebrating K-Pup 149 00:14:49,000 --> 00:15:04,000 fandomonium with a limited edition flavor and suite of music focused digital and IRL experiences featuring some of the genre's biggest stars. 150 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,000 So I didn't know it was all this encompassed in it too. 151 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 I thought it was just a flavor, but evidently it is not. 152 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:27,000 Coca-Cola Creations is celebrating K-Pup fandomonium Coca-Cola K-Wave Zero Sugar infuses the iconic state of Coca-Cola with a refreshing burst of fruity flavored K-Pup magic and aims to connect devoted fans and iconic artists alike. 153 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:56,000 The striking can design inspired by the metallic, youthful energy of K-Pup concert, including LED screen patterns and vibrant screens, pinks and purples, as well as a cross-cultural interpretation of the iconic Coca-Cola script unlocks a suite of experiences soundtracked by the campaign's anthem like magic featuring Stray Kids, Itzy, and M-Mix. 154 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 The band is called The S. 155 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,000 I don't know any of these bands, but anyhow it features all of them. 156 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:12,000 Anyhow, not anywhere does it say what type of a drink it is or anything. 157 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:20,000 It's too busy going on about those pop groups that it's supporting, so my bad, I should have never reported this. 158 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000 Rob, we turn to you. 159 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Alright, I got one here about the Beverly Hillbillies. 160 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000 Oh, cool. Always good. 161 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,000 Why was the series really canceled? 162 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Okay. 163 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:55,000 In the decades since the show ended, one rumor about the cancellation has grown popular that a controversial scene or episode led to the demise of the Beverly Hillbillies, but that isn't true. 164 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000 Okay. 165 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:13,000 Beverly Hillbillies, and I have rumors about that, that there was a scene or an episode. The Beverly Hillbillies controversy is a myth and was even debunked by Snopes. 166 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:23,000 It came from YouTube videos that falsely said the show had a scene that prompted backlash, which got it canceled. 167 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,000 Here's what really happened. 168 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000 Okay. 169 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:52,000 In truth, the Beverly Hillbillies fell victim to changing times. As the 70s arrived, advertisers wanted to target younger urban viewers on television. As a result, CBS and other media adjusted programming in what became known as the Rural Purge. 170 00:17:52,000 --> 00:18:03,000 To the dismay of fans, several shows set in rural settings or with rural characters such as the Beverly Hillbillies were canceled. 171 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000 Okay. 172 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:12,000 But also at the same time, their last season's ratings were down. 173 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Okay. 174 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Did not help their defense. 175 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:22,000 So people are probably getting a little tired of them anyhow, so it was probably a little bit of both actually, right? 176 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000 I don't know, man. I could have kept watching them myself. 177 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000 I could have too. I love the show. The show was brilliant. 178 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000 I grew up watching the reruns. 179 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000 Oh, I did too. Channel 41. 180 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,000 Yeah, their last season was 1971, by the way. 181 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,000 Okay. Wow. Okay. Didn't know that either. That's cool. 182 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 Nine seasons. 183 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:49,000 Right. They ran up to 71. 184 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Okay. Wow. Wow. 185 00:18:54,000 --> 00:19:03,000 Okay. I, for some reason, I don't know. I knew it was a 60s show, but I thought it went more into the 70s, but I guess not. 186 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000 Yeah. It got canceled in 71. 187 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:15,000 All right. Well, I mean, I was like, what, five? So no wonder I grew up watching it on 41 after school. That's why. 188 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000 Yeah. Well, we watched it was reruns. 189 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:24,000 Yep. Florida man is breathing easier now that 150 live bugs have been removed from his nose. 190 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:36,000 The unidentified patient went to a hospital earlier this month after noticing that his whole face felt like it was on fire, according to a Friday report by the Jacksonville First Coast News. 191 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:43,000 Although the man first started to experience symptoms in October, it wasn't until recently that they became serious. 192 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:50,000 Over a couple of hours, my face just started swelling and my lips swelled. I could hardly talk, the patient told First Coast News. 193 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:54,000 I couldn't even get up to go to the bathroom without my nose starting to bleed. 194 00:19:55,000 --> 00:20:05,000 The man visited HCA Florida Memorial Hospital in Jacksonville and consulted with Dr. David Carlson, an ear, nose and throat specialist who was on the call. 195 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:14,000 Carlson was shocked when he looked inside the man's nose with a camera. He saw dozens and dozens of bugs feeding on the nose and sinus cavity. 196 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,000 Some as big as the end of his pinky. Oh man. 197 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 Damn. 198 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:31,000 I knew he was in big trouble when there was erosion that was occurring near the skull base in very close proximity to his eye and his brain, Carlson said. Geez. 199 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000 Damn. 200 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:48,000 At first the physician tried suction to remove the insects, which were in a larval stage, but were way too large, so we had to extract them one by one from the man's nose. 201 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:55,000 They were right up against the skull's base, right under the brain. They had gone through that it could have killed them if they would have broke through. 202 00:20:55,000 --> 00:21:04,000 The bugs have since been sent to an epidemiologist to determine their species. The patient is expected to make a full recovery. 203 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:15,000 It remains a mystery how the larvae got inside the man's nose, but he told First Coast News that the problem might have stemmed from his bad hygiene habits when handling dead fish. Ugh. 204 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:23,000 Before I would rinse my hands in the river, now I'll use cleaner and do a better job and not touch my nose or my hand, the man told the station. 205 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000 Ugh. 206 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 Ugh. 207 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:33,000 Let's take our first break. 208 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,000 I'm glad I ate before that. 209 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,000 I would not be hungry after. 210 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000 Yeah. 211 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:49,000 Let's take our first break and we'll come right back with something a little bit more decent than that, right? 212 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000 Yeah. 213 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000 Yeah. 214 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000 Alright. 215 00:21:54,000 --> 00:22:00,000 Have you ever wondered what something is about? Have you ever looked at something and said, I wonder what the origin of that is? 216 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:06,000 Well, so have we. That's why we give you The Origin of. 217 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:17,000 This is the story of Dr. Pepper. Originally made in Morrison's Old Corner Drugstore in Wicom, Texas, the drink's unique flavor was a hit when it was first sold in 1885. 218 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:28,000 Wade Morrison, the drugstore owner, named it Dr. Pepper after Dr. Charles Pepper, a Virginia doctor who the father of a girl, Morrison, he was once in love with. 219 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:41,000 You can still go to the Dr. Pepper Museum and still purchase the original formula with pure artesian well water and pure cane sugar. It's quite a treat if you're into Dr. Pepper. 220 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,000 Now it's time for Pick Up Lines from a Loser. 221 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:50,000 If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I would have a whole five cents. 222 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000 What, what, what, what? 223 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,000 Next up, Things Overheard in Hell. 224 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:03,000 The brand new Kale Cola started selling nationwide yesterday. 225 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:08,000 No batlight here. These idiots just show up and hope for the best. 226 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,000 Oh Lord, that man just saw a puppy and ha- 227 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,000 Hey there, don't worry, I have a clown nose. 228 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,000 Oh no, that drunk guy just hit my child. 229 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,000 It's okay, I have a clown nose. 230 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,000 Clown nose, just put one on and you'll be fine. 231 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:37,000 It's okay, I have a clown nose. 232 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:15,000 And we are back, two douchebags and a microphone, I'm Mark. 233 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000 And I am Rob. 234 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Alright. Rob, you had a couple of stories you want to get to and then we go into new douche flavors? 235 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000 Yeah. 236 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Yeah, yeah, um, this sounds crazy, but we went in Friday morning to work last Friday. 237 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000 Hang on, hi Opal. 238 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000 Oh, hi Grandma. 239 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000 Hi Grandma Opal, we love you, you're awesome. 240 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Hi Jimmy. 241 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000 Alright, you were saying? 242 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Um, we went in Friday morning to work. 243 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 And our forklift would not start. 244 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000 Okay. 245 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:03,000 And so the maintenance man came up and he was looking at it. 246 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:14,000 And I actually got on, because whenever you would turn the key on, it has a backup beeper. 247 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Okay. 248 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:24,000 Well, the beeper would go off, but it wouldn't start. 249 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:32,000 And I got to thinking it was probably stuck in reverse or something, you know. 250 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:40,000 Well, the maintenance man had me jump on another forklift, try to, he thought maybe pushing it forward would disengage it. 251 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:48,000 Well, that didn't work. As a matter of fact, the little forklift I was on could barely move it, because it was stuck in reverse. 252 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000 Okay. 253 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000 Well, he ended up turning it forward. 254 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:59,000 And come to find out, the reverse switch was out. 255 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Yeah. 256 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:06,000 Low electric switch, you know, you have your gear shift, we have forward, neutral, and reverse. 257 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:09,000 Okay, that kind of a forklift. Okay. 258 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:24,000 Yeah. Well, come to find out, the little switch that's on the column, forward is on one side of the column, and reverse is a totally different switch on the other side of the column. 259 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000 Interesting. 260 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:39,000 Yeah. Well, they went and called to see if they had, you know, to see if somebody had one. They had to order one. 261 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000 Well, we need this forklift. 262 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,000 Uh-huh. 263 00:26:43,000 --> 00:27:02,000 Sounds crazy, but what they did was they clipped the wires on the reverse switch and hooked up a light switch, like a regular light switch. 264 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000 Are you joking? 265 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000 Okay. 266 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Like one on a wall. 267 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:13,000 If somebody wants to call me out on it, I'll answer it later. 268 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000 But. 269 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,000 I'm not saying it can't be done. I'm just like going, wow. 270 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000 You start it, because you have to start it neutral. 271 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000 Uh-huh. 272 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:37,000 And then if you want reverse, you turn the light switch on, and to take it out of reverse, you turn the light switch off. 273 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000 Oh, wow. 274 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,000 And then you reach up to the gear shift and you kick it in forward. 275 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:51,000 Gotcha. Okay. So they were bypassing reverse and sending it to the switch. 276 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:57,000 Of course it's temporary until we get the switch in. Then they're going to fix it properly. 277 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Did this guy do this before or did he just do this, try it, just? 278 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:10,000 I don't know. This is just something they came up with and yeah, just heat of the moment type stuff. 279 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,000 Okay. 280 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:18,000 You know what I mean? You're on the job and something has to be done and you've got to have this forklift. 281 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,000 Wow. Okay. 282 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000 And it actually worked. 283 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,000 Okay. 284 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,000 But yeah, I'm watching all this going on. 285 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:34,000 I got thinking yesterday at work. 286 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000 Yeah. 287 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:41,000 I was like, man, what other stories, work related stories could I come up with? 288 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000 Uh-huh. 289 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:50,000 And I got thinking about this one time. It had to have been 1990. 290 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Uh-huh. 291 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 I went to work on this tree crew. 292 00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:05,000 And for the first part of the morning I was dragging brush, you know, iron, you know. 293 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:11,000 First day, what do you expect, you know. 294 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000 Yeah. 295 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:22,000 And at break time, which is about nine, nine thirty, we were all sitting around the crew leader and I see he goes, have you ever dropped a tree? 296 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:28,000 I said, no, I've been dropping trees since I was 12, 13. Yeah, I dropped a tree. 297 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 He goes, after break, come with me. 298 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:38,000 So after break we went over. He goes, now I want you to drop this tree right here. 299 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 How big a tree was it? 300 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:49,000 Oh, it was a good size tree. It was probably a 25, 30 foot tree. 301 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000 Okay. 302 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:57,000 Like I said, 24 years, or 34 years ago, I guess. 303 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,000 1990. Yeah, 34 years ago. 304 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:10,000 But anyway, so I said, all right. So I notched it out on the front side, you know. 305 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000 Went around, started cutting it. 306 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:26,000 And you know how every now and then you'll get a tree that right before you get all the way through splinters off. 307 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,000 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 308 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:34,000 And goes ahead and starts falling. Oh, yeah. And it changes trajectory. 309 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:41,000 All you can do is get out of there. Drop your chainsaw. Yeah, well, that happened. 310 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:49,000 The tree came down, landed right across the wood chipper. 311 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 312 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:57,000 Come to find out they had only had that wood chipper maybe a week. 313 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 Oh, jeez. Were they mad at you? 314 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,000 Needless to say, I didn't make it to lunch. 315 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000 So they fired you? 316 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,000 No. Yep. 317 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,000 Wow. 318 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 Well, man, come on. It could have happened to anybody. 319 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:19,000 I know. That's what I'm saying is that does happen a lot. I mean, sometimes you can't help it. 320 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:24,000 I mean, that's why no one offered to use ropes with you or nothing. 321 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:30,000 Well, no, he just wanted to see what I could do. Should have been a clear shot. 322 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:35,000 I got you. And it was. It was. It would have landed fine. 323 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:40,000 It just happened to be close to the truck and wood chipper. 324 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:47,000 I think that's kind of a myth for not moving all that stuff out of the way. But OK, wow. 325 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:52,000 Yeah. Did he pay you for the time? I really didn't care. 326 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,000 OK, that's cool. I really did. Did he pay you there for the time you're there? Did he give you like three hours pay? 327 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. OK. 328 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,000 He treated me. Yeah. He paid me what he owed me. 329 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:11,000 OK. All right. Well, at least he's honorable. I mean, you know, he's quite pissed but honorable. 330 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 Wow. OK. 331 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:21,000 I got I got some new douche flavors here. You want to hear them? 332 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,000 Yes, I do. I'm getting lonely. I need to hear about stuff like this. 333 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:33,000 OK. Yeah. And I'm sorry. My sounds like I got lack of enthusiasm is because my head's all clogged up and I'm like sick. 334 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:40,000 So and that's why I'm hacking everywhere. And I apologize. But you're getting your money's worth. This is free. 335 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:46,000 So Jeffy X always brings us these stuff. You know, he goes into these places. 336 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:54,000 He breaks in where they do these focus panels and stuff and, you know, brings us the new product ideas that never made it or what have you. 337 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,000 You know, he always uncovers this stuff. And this is no no different. 338 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:04,000 Every now and then he breaks into the Massimo factory and he tells us about the new douche flavors are going to come out with. 339 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:14,000 But they decided to nix it. And then and then before, you know, before they do all this confidential information away, he nabbed it. 340 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:20,000 He intercepted it and he brought it to us. He's always like, you know, like in true Jeffy X faction. 341 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,000 Ten minutes and this email disappears and I barely got to a computer to download it. 342 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:31,000 And then as soon as I download it, poof, it was gone. Ten minutes later. So we're lucky to have this one. 343 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:38,000 And anyhow, Jeffy X is always close, man. You're always on it. Always just a couple of minutes away from it. 344 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:43,000 You got to be as busy as his, you know, he can come in at any time. Oh, I know. 345 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,000 And he only has one shot at getting it to us, too. Yeah. What he's doing is so dangerous. That's it. 346 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:53,000 He only has one shot. So yeah, he would be ruined to. 347 00:33:53,000 --> 00:34:00,000 He I he will not will not go into details. 348 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:07,000 No, but somehow he gets into a bunch of different major corporations. 349 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000 I bet you kind of sucks, though. 350 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:15,000 Tell me whenever he sneaks into corporation, he can't do it in the sergeant pepper's outfit, though. 351 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000 He has to take it off. Hell no. Hell no. Yeah. 352 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:23,000 You think maybe he has a dry clean then? 353 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:29,000 I don't. Like I said, last time I talked to him, he hadn't cleaned it yet. 354 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,000 OK, well, and it was looking pretty nasty from pictures I see. 355 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000 OK, yeah, yeah. People have complained about it. Yeah. 356 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:44,000 So I told him I told him take it to dry cleaner. Bill me. Send me the bill. I will pay for it. 357 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:48,000 He said he was going to that day. I'm surprised he hasn't done it so far. 358 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000 Well, he may have. He may have. 359 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,000 I said, I talked to her. 360 00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:08,000 Well, anyhow, so, you know, Rob, in appreciation to all that he does for us, Jeffy X, he embroidered him some specialized underwear. 361 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:13,000 It has an X on the front of it and a Jeffy on the back of it. 362 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:20,000 And on the inside of the front, he has a special Steven Percy pouch, which is the glam band rat. 363 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:32,000 Supposedly, allegedly, Steven Percy had a pouch sewn in there to where he could fill it up full of socks and look more appeasing to women and some women and some gay males. Right. 364 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:37,000 So but we're sure Jeffy X doesn't have to do that. But just in case, Rob did that for him. 365 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:45,000 He also made a massage and Sergeant Pepper's outfit and a flying bat suit as a token of appreciation for us getting us all this information. 366 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:55,000 And me, I'm a simple guy. I'm giving them the money equivalent to 80 hookers and five pounds of blow. 367 00:35:55,000 --> 00:36:02,000 Now, we don't break the law here to news bags and microphone, but if we did, it would have been it would have been 80 hookers and five pounds of blow. 368 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:09,000 But since we don't break the law, I'm giving you the monetary equivalent. So anyhow, Jeffy, he's waiting. 369 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000 He's waiting for you to get over being sick before he comes. 370 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:17,000 I know. I told him he was going to come over there. And I said, I got the crud. He's like, I'll wait. 371 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:26,000 So anyhow, number one, one of the new douche flavors that Jeffy X uncovered, but it didn't make it was turpentine flavored. 372 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:35,000 Um, I mean, it may you probably have some fresh breath, right? 373 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:40,000 I know you get high. Yeah. 374 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:45,000 Fresh breath and get high. I just don't know about the taste. 375 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Yeah. Yeah. I guess you could like maybe put in a Jolly Rancher and then, you know, and then maybe, you know, it might make it taste better. 376 00:36:55,000 --> 00:37:04,000 Yeah. Like putting it like, yeah, like adding ever cleared fruit punch or something. 377 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,000 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because it'd be more like ever. 378 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:14,000 Yeah. I think this would have went well if they would have had more thought, thought into it, but it doesn't matter. 379 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,000 They let the idea go. No turpentine douches. So just the turpentine. 380 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:24,000 Yeah. No, no, no. Next one. Kombucha flavored. 381 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:31,000 Um, I think I would have to agree with that. I am not a fan of kombucha. Are you? 382 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:39,000 No. Yeah. It's, uh, to me, it's disgusting. I don't like it at all. 383 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:48,000 But for you kombucha fans, sorry, you're not going to get kombucha flavored douches anytime soon. 384 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:57,000 This has been denied by Massingale. So, uh, anyhow, so they're not going to be jumping on the kombucha trend after all. 385 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:04,000 Next one. Radish, radish flavored douches do not make it. 386 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:14,000 I mean, okay, I guess so. But I mean, you know, it, it, yeah. 387 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000 It helped open your sinuses. 388 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:23,000 Yeah. Yeah. Unless maybe you didn't want your sinuses open while you're down there. 389 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:34,000 Could be. Could be. Maybe. Yeah. Could be. Yeah. Very good. Yeah. Good point. Good point. 390 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:39,000 I bet you that's it. That's it right there. Yep. Yep. Yep. 391 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:47,000 Next one. You're right. Beef ramen noodle douches flavored douches do not make it. 392 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:53,000 I think it. Oh, come on. I hear. Here's what I think. Okay. They remind you of tapeworms. 393 00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:04,000 Right. Okay. But you said flavored. Oh, so there wouldn't actually be ramen noodles in there. 394 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:09,000 Oh, then, then I don't know what's wrong with it. Be flavored ramen. 395 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 I don't know what's wrong with them, Rob. They shouldn't accept it. 396 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:17,000 Well, no, no, no. Maybe they were thinking the same thing. The noodles were in it. 397 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,000 Yeah. I would have to agree with you at that point. Okay. And then no one wanted to taste test it. 398 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:26,000 They're like, I'm out. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. If they just went with the beef flavor. Yeah. 399 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:31,000 That would be great. But I got it. But they, but they had a ramen. Yeah. So, okay. 400 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,000 Okay. I get it now. Thank you, Rob. I get it. Yeah. Yeah. Good point. 401 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:44,000 Good point. Next one. Apple sauce. Apple sauce flavored juices. I see nothing wrong with that. 402 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:55,000 Nothing. Sounds like a dream. No? Yeah. Fresh apple sauce down there. Nice and tart. 403 00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:00,000 I was thinking chunks, but in apple sauce, the chunks ain't great. It got big. 404 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:06,000 No, no. It was kind of blended. Yeah. Pureed. Yeah. It's pureed. Yeah. Yeah. 405 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,000 Nice and tasty tart, Jonathan Apples parade down there. It sounds great to me. 406 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:17,000 That one's got my vote. It's got my vote too, but it doesn't matter, Rob. They said no. 407 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:26,000 I got it. I know. I know. Hell, he even added cinnamon. I mean, you know, apple and cinnamon to make the sauce. 408 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:31,000 Man. Shit. You're making me, you're just going out to make me hungry now. 409 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:37,000 I get it. I get it. We may have to contact them on this one. Well, we're going to have to. 410 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000 Yeah. That is just too far off. We're going to have to get after them. 411 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:49,000 The next one. Clam dip. Yeah. I think I agree with that. Yeah. Yeah. 412 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:58,000 Yeah. Uh, or no seafood. We have always agreed. No seafood. Yep. Yep. Yep. I have to, I have to go ahead and hold it. 413 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:07,000 Even though I like, even though I like clam, not there. But not down there. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yep. Got it. 414 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:16,000 The next one. Plantain flavored. I mean, you know, they're like weird bananas, right? Yeah. Yeah. 415 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:25,000 I could go either way. Yay or nay. Plantains to me are a boring food. Yeah. Yeah. 416 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:33,000 They're not quite bananas. They're not quite potatoes. Uh, they're not quite fruit. They're not quite vegetable. 417 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:45,000 They're not quite a lot of things. That's the problem. Right. Oh, I'll side with them on this. Okay. Yep. Okay. 418 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:58,000 Next one. I think I'm going to have to agree with them on this one, Rob. Egg drop soup. Oh, definitely. Yeah. Yep. 100%. Yeah. Yeah. 419 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:06,000 You don't want any, uh, gooey egg with little noodle like things down. No. No. No. No. No. 420 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:19,000 Next one. French onion soup flavored douche. I see the logic in that. I see the logic in that. 421 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:31,000 Yeah. Well, kind of. I personally like French onion soup. Uh, yeah. Well. It depends on your taste, I guess. Yeah, I guess so. 422 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:42,000 I was thinking it'd be a little too salty, but you know, it might hurt the female. When you're done, it's going to be salty anyway. 423 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:51,000 Okay. All right. You're right. Okay. All right. You know what? I mean, uh, French onion soup should get the go ahead. I apologize. I was not thinking like that. 424 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000 That's my opinion. My opinion. 425 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,000 I think you swagged me even though you wasn't trying to, Rob. 426 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000 Hehehehe. 427 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000 French onion soup is fine. 428 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:10,000 Next one. White Castle original slider. With cheese. 429 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:16,000 With cheese. Oh, come on. I know. I know. With cheese. Oh, come on. With cheese even. 430 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000 You don't get any better than that. 431 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:25,000 What are they waiting for? A big invite? Come on in. White Castle slider with cheese. What the hell? 432 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:43,000 That's better than our Thanksgiving dinner douche. That's even better than that. Oh yeah, the Thanksgiving dinner douche. That was good, but don't be dissing on our White Castle. 433 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:52,000 Next one. Tapioca pudding. I think maybe because it's got little chunks in it. 434 00:43:52,000 --> 00:44:01,000 That could be. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would say exactly that's the reason. 435 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:09,000 I would bet. I would bet. It's just got too many unidentifiable chunks in it. Which is probably the tapioca, but you don't know. 436 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:17,000 So for the fact that you don't quite know what the chunks are, I'm going to agree with this and say no, it's a solid no from us. 437 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:25,000 And then finally. Color. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The color too is kind of. Yeah. Infection looking. 438 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:32,000 I was going to take it further than that. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I'm not going to. 439 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,000 Rob, I don't think you have to. I think we all have a good enough imagination now. 440 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:50,000 And then finally, salmon tartar. No raw salmon. Agreed. No seafood. No, no, no. Especially raw seafood. Yeah. 441 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:56,000 And definitely nothing with the word tartar in it. Yeah, that's true. Yep. 442 00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:02,000 Tartar plain and simple means they didn't bother to cook it. So. Right. Yep. 443 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:07,000 Oh, anyhow, that is the end of the douche flavors that didn't make it. 444 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,000 And we agree with a lot of them. Some of them we were scratching our head puzzled. 445 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:18,000 But let's take our second break. Yeah. We were a lot closer this time. We were a lot closer to these ones. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 446 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,000 So we'll be right back here in a couple of minutes. 447 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,000 Two Shirley Temples and a bottle of scotch will be right back. 448 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:38,000 Hey, look. I think we found land. Oh my God. I think we're safe. Oh, no. It's the island of horrible jokes. 449 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:52,000 Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks with them when they golf? In case they get a hole in one. 450 00:45:52,000 --> 00:46:03,000 The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat. 451 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:14,000 Dirt and apocalypse. Don't forget the nuts. Hickory nuts, that is. Yeah, we know Hickory wood gets all the glory and all the love. 452 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:23,000 Everyone loves the Hickory trees. They cut them down and they make great sandwiches out of barbecue and meats. They smoke them. 453 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:33,000 And it's a fantastic deal. But little does anyone know about the Hickory nuts. Dirt and apocalypse Hickory nuts could be the best thing you can find. 454 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:44,000 Hickory nuts can be eaten raw, toasted, or added to various recipes. Their rich buttery flavor and crunchy texture make them an ideal ingredient for both sweet and savory dishes. 455 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:53,000 You can use Hickory nuts to make nut butter, pesto, or even a unique Hickory nut milk. There are five types of Hickory nuts. 456 00:46:53,000 --> 00:47:08,000 Bitter nut Hickory, Shag Bark Hickory, Pig Nut Hickory, Mockernut Hickory, and Smooth Bark Hickory. Hickory trees are considered part of the walnut species and are plentiful at least around Missouri and surrounding areas. 457 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,000 So, Dirt and Apocalypse, don't forget to grab your nuts. 458 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:22,000 As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum, Two Douchebags in a Microphone. 459 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:28,000 This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast, Two Douchebags in a Microphone. 460 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:37,000 People often ask us how they can find us when doing a remote broadcast. One, smell. 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Enjoy. 468 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:46,000 So Rob, you got a story you want to get to? 469 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:51,000 Yeah, here's one I ran across today. 470 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:57,000 I can see a lot of repercussions coming from this one. 471 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,000 Okay. 472 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:11,000 Police are investigating after employees at a dairy queen in Kentucky say they were forced to eat ice cream contaminated with cleaning solution. 473 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,000 Huh? 474 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:28,000 Angela Patton told the outlet her 17-year-old daughter was among the employees involved in the incident at the dairy queen located in Campton, Kentucky. 475 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:37,000 They were told by the manager that whether or not they liked chocolate ice cream, they were going to taste it that day. 476 00:49:37,000 --> 00:50:01,000 Patton told the outlet many of the about eight employees involved in the incident were minors, and their manager had told the group that they hadn't cleaned the ice cream machine properly, so they were served the contaminated ice cream as a punishment. 477 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,000 Geez. 478 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:19,000 Several of them, she said, experienced burning sensations while eating the ice cream and sought medically trick treatment through business insider to not verify her claims. 479 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,000 Wow. 480 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:42,000 Dairy queen and representatives for Wolf County Sheriff's Office, local authorities investigating the incident did not immediately respond to requests for comment from business insider sent outside regular working hours. 481 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,000 Well. 482 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:51,000 I see lawsuits. I see all kinds of stuff. 483 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,000 Man, you're not kidding, Rob. Geez. 484 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,000 That's insane. 485 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,000 Yeah. 486 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,000 What did I say? 487 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,000 What say eight of these employees? 488 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,000 Yeah, about eight employees. 489 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,000 Some of them were minors. 490 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,000 Oh, yeah. 491 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,000 Boy. 492 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,000 Oh, yeah. 493 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:17,000 Yeah. Someone's going to be losing going to come out there a lot lighter. I can tell you that right now. 494 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,000 Wow. 495 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,000 And you couldn't guess it. Yes, that come off business insider. 496 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,000 Okay. 497 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000 Okay. Thanks for mentioning it. 498 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,000 Yeah. 499 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:38,000 Founding member of the classic rock band Kansas, who also manages the band, left a step away from the band because he suffered a major heart attack. 500 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,000 Drummer Phil Ewhart. 501 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,000 Oh, wow. 502 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000 Yeah, I just saw this a couple of days ago. 503 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000 Phil Ewhart will have Eric Holmquist fill in. 504 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000 Holmquist filled in for Ewhart in 2016. 505 00:51:51,000 --> 00:52:00,000 Norwegian Cruise Line on Tuesday reported its first profitable year since 2019, the pre-pandemic. 506 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:10,000 For the four year of 2024, the company expects an adjustment of profit to the sum of $635 million or $1.23 a share. 507 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:17,000 The cruise line company reported strong growth and ticket demand with an encouraging 2024 forecast. 508 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:24,000 And then there's another little story here I want to get to. 509 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,000 All right. 510 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:34,000 Steve Spagnolo, chief defensive coordinator, praised his opponent Brock Purdy's performance during a recent appearance on a sports podcast. 511 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,000 I think Brock Purdy is terrific, said Spagnolo. 512 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000 I didn't find many holes in his game. 513 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:47,000 Purdy finished the game with 23 completions for 255 yards and a touchdown. 514 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:57,000 The 49ers were marching down the field in overtime with chances of scoring a touchdown, but were stalled by the chief's stingy defense. 515 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:03,000 Purdy was sharp on the drive, showing poise under intense pressure from Carl Loftus and others. 516 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,000 I'll be honest with you. 517 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,000 I just texted Brock Purdy the other day, Spags explained. 518 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,000 I tried to track down his number. 519 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:17,000 I just wanted to tell him how much respect I have for him and what a terrific game he played. 520 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,000 That's pretty cool. 521 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,000 Yeah. 522 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,000 Yeah, the Spags would take the time to say, hey, dude, you know what? 523 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,000 You did great. 524 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:34,000 You know, and you're going to be fine and all that stuff because, you know, he's a good young quarterback. 525 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000 And I think stuff like that's essential. 526 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,000 I mean, Tom Brady did that to Mahomes, remember? 527 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:42,000 The great D Ford off the sides. 528 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,000 Tom Brady through the interception and D Ford was called off sides. 529 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,000 His foot was over the line. 530 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000 And then we subsequently lost in overtime. 531 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:56,000 And they went on to the Super Bowl to win against the Rams that year. 532 00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:03,000 And anyhow, Tom Brady went into our locker room and talked to Mahomes for a little bit and said, hey, man, you really got something good. 533 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,000 Hang in there, dude. 534 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,000 There's great things coming. 535 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,000 Tom Brady was right. 536 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:13,000 So that's cool that Spagnolo took that time to tell Brock Purdy that, hey, you know what? 537 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,000 You're working on something good. 538 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,000 Keep it up. 539 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:29,000 And then speaking of the Chiefs, KC Chiefs, Superstars Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelsey were spotted in Vegas together, swerving off women trying to dance with women with them. 540 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:36,000 So women were trying to dance with the two and they were swerving them off. You know, they were they were in Vegas partying over their win. 541 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:41,000 The double-breasted bed thrasher is an evil creature that can and will destroy your life. 542 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,000 Good luck to those two. 543 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:49,000 So, yeah, yeah, yeah. 544 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:59,000 Must suck, me dating Taylor Swift and then have to swerve off gorgeous women all night, huh? 545 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,000 Oh, yeah, definitely. 546 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,000 Yeah, yeah. 547 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:07,000 Must just really, really, really, really work at him hard, huh? Right. 548 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,000 Yeah, definitely. 549 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,000 Let's see how long it lasts now. 550 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,000 Yeah, yeah, we'll see. 551 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,000 I wish him luck. 552 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,000 I don't wish that they don't last or nothing like that. 553 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000 Right, right. I wish him luck, too. 554 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:27,000 We have some new words from Webster again. 555 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000 I said I was going to unleash a few of these at a time. 556 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,000 Are you ready for some, Rob? 557 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,000 Yeah, yeah, honey, I need some new words. 558 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,000 Okay. 559 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,000 I'm trying to watch my cousin. 560 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:45,000 Yeah, these are kind of lame in my in my opinion. 561 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,000 But I don't know. 562 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,000 All right, let's do it. 563 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,000 Okay. 564 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:54,000 Worlding, like world with an ing on the end of it. 565 00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:06,000 The act or process of bringing a people, culture, nation, etc. into a global sphere of influence, especially the sphere thought as dominated by Western countries. 566 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:10,000 Okay. 567 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:14,000 Yeah, yeah, like I said, these are pretty boring. 568 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:18,000 This next one is weird. 569 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,000 It's inch. 570 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:24,000 Tification, E and S H. 571 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:46,000 S H, apostrophe, Tification, the gradual degradation of an online platform or service functionality is a part of a cycle in which the platform or service first offers benefits to users to attract them, then pursues more and more profits at all the expense of the users. 572 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,000 That's about everything online, isn't it? 573 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000 The old bait and switch. 574 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,000 Yeah. 575 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,000 Yeah. 576 00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:03,000 I think I think you could use that the inch of vacation on about 99% of everything online. 577 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:08,000 They start you in at the basic and then you got, oh, no, no, no, you need the primo service. 578 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,000 Oh, no, no, you need this. 579 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,000 You need that. 580 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000 I mean, it's just never ending the money that they need to keep things going. 581 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:18,000 So next one food insecure. 582 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,000 I've heard of this before, I guess it's just added to the dictionary last year. 583 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:27,000 Having her character characterized by limited or uncertain access to adequate food. 584 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:32,000 So it's not just someone starving, but it's a someone that has to eat cheap food to survive. 585 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:36,000 So I think a lot of us will be food insecure, right? 586 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,000 Yeah. 587 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,000 Yeah. Yep. 588 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:46,000 Like if you're buying 70 30 hamburger because you have to, you should be food insecure, right? 589 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,000 Right. 590 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,000 All right. 591 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,000 Next one, climate breakdown. 592 00:57:52,000 --> 00:58:02,000 The collective, the collective efforts of harmful or potentially irreversible trends in climate, specifically those resulting from unchecked global warming. 593 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,000 Okay. 594 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,000 All right. 595 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,000 Next one, fire tornado. 596 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,000 I've already heard of this one, too. 597 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:20,000 A flaming tornado generated by intense wildfire, rarer, much larger and more destructive than a fire or a whirl. 598 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,000 Yeah, I would think so. 599 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,000 Next one, energy poverty. 600 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:38,000 A lack of adequate access to safe, affordable sources of electricity or fuel for warmth, light and cooking, etc. 601 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:41,000 Okay. 602 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,000 Yeah. 603 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,000 Extreme heat event. 604 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:51,000 A heat event classified as being excessive enough to pose serious threat to public health. 605 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,000 Oh, that's probably what? 606 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000 Every July, part of August. 607 00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:01,000 Don't we normally, yeah, these parts get a heat wave of some sort? 608 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,000 Yeah. 609 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,000 This is a new word for heat wave. 610 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:14,000 Global boiling. 611 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:26,000 A non-scientific term used to emphasize the trend towards severity or extreme heat events, especially in regard to public health. 612 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,000 Again, we're talking about a heat wave, right? 613 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,000 Yeah. 614 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,000 Okay. 615 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:36,000 Next one and last one. 616 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,000 Greedflation. 617 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,000 I think we can all probably guess what this is, but I'm going to go ahead. 618 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:54,000 A rise in prices, rents or the like that is not due to market pressure or other factor organic to the economy, 619 00:59:54,000 --> 01:00:04,000 but is caused by corporate executives or boards of directors, property owners, etc. solely to increase profits that are already healthy or excessive. 620 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,000 Yep. Yep. 621 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,000 Yep. 622 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,000 Happens all the time. 623 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:17,000 So Rob, we got a couple minutes left. You got anything you want to get to? 624 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:22,000 I'm looking here, see if I can pull something up real quick. 625 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,000 Like I said, I'm about spent. I'm just like, oh. 626 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:35,000 Excuse me. 627 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,000 I'm working. 628 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:43,000 Yeah, that's okay. We can ship the ship for a couple minutes if we want. 629 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,000 Yeah, yeah, let's do that. 630 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,000 Okay. 631 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000 I only had so many pulled up for tonight. 632 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:56,000 I didn't really go into that many because I didn't feel good all day and I didn't really even feel like stories. 633 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,000 So most of the day I've been zombie out. 634 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:08,000 So anyhow, they're lucky to be getting this podcast because I really seriously think about not doing it because I really just feel like crap. 635 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,000 But okay, let's see. 636 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:24,000 Once again, our top regions that listen to us in America are non-available, not available, NA is the biggest portion. 637 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,000 And right behind that is Des Moines. 638 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,000 Alright. 639 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:33,000 Des Moines is still huge. We're still kicking ass up there. 640 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,000 Next one would be Kansas City. 641 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,000 And then Harrisonville. 642 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:42,000 Harrisonville is insane the amount of love we get from there. 643 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:49,000 I mean, if Harrisonville was the size of Kansas City, we'd have over a million listeners. 644 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:53,000 I swear. Yeah. Thank you guys. 645 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,000 Next one is Ashburn. 646 01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:01,000 Ashburn. 647 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,000 Oh, Ashburn. 648 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,000 I think it's North Carolina. 649 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:09,000 That's my guess. 650 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:13,000 Okay. Next one, listen, is Belgium. 651 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:17,000 Brussels, Belgium. We have a huge amount of listeners. 652 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,000 Yes, we do. 653 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,000 Yeah, I find that incredible. 654 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,000 I mean, how did they hear about us? 655 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,000 You know? 656 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,000 Yeah, anyhow. 657 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:31,000 Next one is Boardman. 658 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,000 I forgot where Boardman is at. 659 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:38,000 I think Columbus, Ohio, I'm pretty sure. I guess it could be Georgia. 660 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:42,000 Columbus, Ohio or Georgia, whoever it is. Thank you. 661 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:46,000 I don't think it's worth the name. 662 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,000 I think I looked Boardman up. 663 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,000 Wasn't it? 664 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,000 Hang on. 665 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,000 Was it outside? 666 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,000 I thought you said Oregon. 667 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,000 Hang on. 668 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000 Yeah, let me look. 669 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:07,000 B-O-A-R-B-M-A-N. 670 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:11,000 Ohio, Oregon. 671 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:19,000 I got a township in Ohio and a city in Oregon. 672 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,000 Okay. 673 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,000 Okay. 674 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:30,000 Well, Boardman, send us an email. 675 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,000 Let us know which state it's in. 676 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,000 Let us know where you're from. 677 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,000 Um. 678 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:41,000 Oh, excuse me. Gosh. 679 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:46,000 I'll do a couple more and then we're signing off because I feel like shit. 680 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,000 I understand. 681 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:58,000 Yeah, then let's see, we got a couple of non-availables after Boardman and Boardman in Columbus or like right next to each other. 682 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:07,000 Let's do a little search here. Maybe Boardman is a suburb of Columbus. 683 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,000 Let's see. 684 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,000 Well, yeah, that would be Ohio. 685 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,000 Let me look this up. 686 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,000 Okay. 687 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 688 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,000 Sorry about this. Let's see. 689 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:40,000 A-R-E-M-A-N. 690 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,000 Ohio 2. 691 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:46,000 Nope, it's not. It's two hours and 44 minutes away. 692 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:53,000 Boardman looks like it's a suburb. It's right in between Pittsburgh and Cleveland. 693 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,000 If it's that Boardman. 694 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,000 Okay. 695 01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:01,000 Well, like I said, write us. Let us know. 696 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:03,000 We want to know who you people are. 697 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,000 Yeah, yeah, it could be that one or it could be Oregon. 698 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:09,000 And I want to remind everybody our bullshit contest is on. 699 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,000 Catch us in our bullshit. 700 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,000 Yes, it is. 701 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:18,000 Yep. Okay. So then after the Boardman in Columbus, not available, not available. 702 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:22,000 Kansas City again. That's the Kansas side. 703 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:24,000 And Council Bluffs. 704 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:27,000 Iowa again. 705 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,000 They've been up there. They've been up there. 706 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,000 They have been. Next is Lake Ozark. 707 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,000 Then St. Louis. 708 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,000 Yep. 709 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:41,000 Denver after that, and we've always had a good following in Denver. Denver's off and on. 710 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:45,000 Denver pole sets. We'll get a bunch of hits from Denver and then nothing. 711 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,000 A bunch of hits from Denver then nothing. 712 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:51,000 Wichita is doing good. Frankfurt. Germany is doing good. 713 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:55,000 Independence is doing good. Of course I would expect it. 714 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,000 Springfield's picking up again. 715 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,000 Springfield comes in waves too. 716 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:06,000 Let's see. Indianapolis, Albuquerque, or Surgeon a little bit. 717 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,000 Osage Beach. We have some more listeners. 718 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:12,000 I wonder if it's that one chick from Osage Beach that wrote you. 719 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,000 Don't know. Don't know. 720 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:17,000 Well there's a point. 721 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,000 I heard nothing. 722 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,000 Chicago cooled off quite a bit. 723 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:28,000 Which kind of sucks because I really respect Chicago radio. 724 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:31,000 And to get some people from there is an honor. 725 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,000 Yeah. I agree. 726 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,000 So a lot of names come from that area. 727 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,000 And a lot of big shows came out of that area. 728 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,000 So anyhow I hope Chicago picks back up. 729 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,000 We've had really good luck in there. 730 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,000 Currently it's not doing so well. 731 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:54,000 Let's see. That's really about it man. 732 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,000 I think we can go ahead and just call this a podcast. 733 01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:01,000 Because I'm losing my voice anyhow. 734 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,000 Yeah. 735 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,000 Everybody thank you for listening. 736 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,000 Mine's about to go. 737 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,000 Pretty soon we'll just be on here like this. 738 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,000 How much fun is that? 739 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,000 None. Everybody have a good night. 740 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,000 Thank you for listening. Assholes. 741 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:23,000 Good night assholes. 742 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,000 Hey. Where did they go? 743 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:36,000 Where are the douche bags? 744 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:39,000 Oh my god. Someone took a dump in the corner. 745 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,000 Oh jeez. 746 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:44,000 Glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. 747 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:47,000 Man that smells.