1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone Podcast. 2 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:22,000 And now it's time for the Daily Douchebag Pledge. 3 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Two Douchebags and a Microphone Pledge, I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to download every show. 4 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:36,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to grab family members phones and download the show from there. 5 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:43,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to go to public computers and download the show from there. 6 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:49,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to laugh at all the unfunny jokes. 7 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:56,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to lie to all my friends and tell them how good the show is. 8 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:08,000 And finally, I, Joe, or Jane listener, promise to visit Montrose, Missouri to take advantage of the power plant, campgrounds, and junkyard all within its quarter mile radius. 9 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Have you ever wondered what something is about? Have you ever looked at something and said, 10 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:24,000 I wonder what the origin of that is? Well, so have we. That's why we give you The Origin of. 11 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:31,000 This is the story of Dr. Pepper. Originally made in Morrison's old corner drug store in Wacom, Texas, 12 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:39,000 the drink's unique flavor was a hit when it was first sold in 1885. Wade Morrison, the drug store owner, named it Dr. Pepper. 13 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:47,000 After Dr. Charles Pepper, a Virginia doctor who the father of a girl, Morrison, he was once in love with. 14 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:57,000 You can still go to the Dr. Pepper museum and still purchase the original formula with pure artesian well water and pure cane sugar. 15 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,000 It's quite a treat if you're into Dr. Pepper. 16 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser. Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you. 17 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct wash rags. 18 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in three, two, one. 19 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Two douchebags in a microphone. Because we all need dick jokes. 20 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Hello, two douchebags in a microphone. I'm Mark. And I am Rob. Hey Rob, how's it going? 21 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Going pretty good. Been busy. Been busy. Work's definitely picking up, man. 22 00:02:54,000 --> 00:03:00,000 That's good. That's really good. I mean, the weather has been conductive of fishing. That's for damn sure. 23 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Yeah, until tonight. 24 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:09,000 Well, yeah, there's tonight, but I mean, it's short lived. I mean, I could not believe it. I went out today and did a lot of yard work. 25 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:17,000 And I was actually sweating. The sun is hot right now, like it is during the summer. It is crazy. 26 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Right. Never witnessed anything like this before ever. Yeah. 27 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,000 We're dropping 60 degrees today. 28 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,000 We already have up here. It's colder than a well digger's ass right now. 29 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:37,000 We're good. I could still go outside in a long sleeve shirt. But we've got storms around us too. There's lightning and stuff. 30 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Oh, yeah, yeah. You're far enough south to where you do have storms. We're going to have snow. 31 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,000 I don't know how much of it's going to stick, but we're going to have snow. 32 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:56,000 So, you know, it's like this. Everybody gets all excited. They jump on board. No, I think spring's here. 33 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,000 Don't fall for it. We'll have snow in May if you keep saying that. 34 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Yep. Yeah. It'll get you. It's just hiding in the brush. 35 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Look, I mean, Mother Nature went crazy on us in January, right? 36 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,000 She fucking 36 below shit and all that stuff. 37 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Well, then Mother Nature looked back and said, you know what? I got to make it up to those guys. 38 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:22,000 I went a little bit insane. I went berserk on them. So that's the makeup. It's done now. 39 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:26,000 They're like, all right, OK, we're made up now. Now we can go back to winter. 40 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,000 So we'll see what happens the rest of this winter. 41 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:38,000 So I've got a little something here that I found that's interesting. 42 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Travis Kelsey is a man in serious demand following another Super Bowl triumph. 43 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:54,000 The Kansas City Chiefs star has seen his profile explode on and off the pitch with girlfriend Taylor Swift helping him cross over into the mainstream. 44 00:04:54,000 --> 00:05:02,000 And his New Heights podcast is now rivaling Joe Rogan's for the most popular in the world. Do you believe that? 45 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Really? Yeah. Joe Rogan's podcast is huge. He gets better money than Howard Stern because he has that much of an audience. 46 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:17,000 And now the New Heights podcast. We're not far bound. 47 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Oh, no, no, no. I know. I know they hear us creep. 48 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:27,000 They feel less creep. And I mean, with our big bad Des Moines audience and Kansas City right behind it, they are sweating. 49 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Yeah, I think we're in the top five podcast would have to be would have to be. Yeah. Yeah. 50 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:44,000 So so Joe Rogan's rival and Joe Rogan's podcast for most popular in the world and sponsors all over the globe are taking note. 51 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:53,000 Kelsey is in the third year of a 57 million dollar deal, which expires at the end of next year's NFL campaign. 52 00:05:54,000 --> 00:06:01,000 But insiders told the U.S. Sun that a whopping 50 brands are looking to get the 34 year old on their books. 53 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:08,000 He already has pen deals with Nike, Amazon, Pfizer and La Homa, Helzberg Dining's. 54 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:15,000 I don't know where the La Homa came from. I knew Helzberg, but you know, they are the Helzbergs are from Kansas City and they started here. 55 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Yet some big guns have already come knocking with the hope of signing up the NFL star. 56 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Calvin Klein wants him to do a brand ambassador on a three year contract with a plan to use in some modeling context in the United States and for international campaigns. 57 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Luggage company Samsonite has increased their offer to 800000 a year since he landed a second successive Super Bowl ring. 58 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:48,000 While Gillette and Kiehl's, I don't know what Kiehl's is, have both weighed in with multi million offers. 59 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Kiehl's is spelled K I E H L S. Do you have any idea what that is, Rob? 60 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Yeah. I don't either. I'll look it up later. 61 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Car manufacturer Toyota has identified the combative tight end as a new idol of sports and entertainment because of his relationship with Taylor Swift and wants to offer him a 15, no, no, no, I'm sorry, a 1.5 million a year four year deal which includes signing on bonus of 1.2 million. 62 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:27,000 Kelsey and Swift were seen enjoying a date by the Sydney Sue before he attended one of her concerts. 63 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:51,000 You know, it's insane the amount of attention that this whole relationship has garnered. And I mean, I could even see a scenario where they're like going to be like, well, we don't think this is going to be long term, but we're going to act like it keeps going. 64 00:07:51,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying this, I think they're very much in love and I think that they're a couple. But if it ever gets to where they might break up, I think they might have a little talk and go, you know what, it's in both our best interests to keep this thing going for a while. 65 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Yeah. 66 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:17,000 Yeah. But I think they're very much in love and I think that they will get married and I wish them the best. I mean, Taylor Swift by all means. 67 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 I honestly do too. 68 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 I do too. 69 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:25,000 I just do not agree with her political views. That's why I do not like Taylor Swift. 70 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:30,000 I do not either, not even one ounce. But I'm also not one of these people. 71 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,000 We cannot talk about that on this show. 72 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 No, no, no. 73 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,000 All you gotta know is I hate Taylor Swift. 74 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Yeah, okay. I'll put it like this right here, okay. We're not one of these programs. We're dick jokes and we admit it and we're light hearted. All we're trying to do is give someone a chuckle and that's it. 75 00:08:51,000 --> 00:09:04,000 You know, we're not making a dime. We're doing this on our own time. And you know, if there's some bohemists out there that are a little bit, I don't know, thinking that like maybe we'll weak sauce or something, we don't care. 76 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:14,000 We admit we don't want to cause any, we're not stirring up anything. You know, there's so many programs that were very good and they jumped the shark. 77 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:31,000 You know, I can compare this to Alex Jones, okay. Alex Jones, the first thing I believe if I remember correctly, and if I'm wrong, I'm sorry, but he started alluding that the Holocaust was fake. 78 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Okay, now you can talk about the government trying to control everybody. You can talk about the government trying to seize guns. You can talk about everything. But once you start getting into that, the Holocaust is fake. You are jumping the shark. 79 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Yeah, you're, you're 80 00:09:48,000 --> 00:10:02,000 As a talk show. Yes. And then the killer was a Sandy Hook. Sandy Hook was fake. That, that whole shit that he got his ass sued off of and his show thrown off of everywhere, allegedly and all that stuff. 81 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:14,000 So, you know, Alex Jones at first, he was pretty good. You know, he brought up some points that nobody ever thought of. You know, he was the first one. 82 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:37,000 He was the first one. He was good at first, but then I started noticing him jumping the shark. So right now what's going on with some of these right wing show hosts are they're going, well, the reason Taylor and Travis are together is they're promoting Pfizer and they're going to promote President Biden. 83 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:51,000 No, that's not going on. You're jumping the shark. That's where you take the mainstream audience that was listening to you and you throw 90% of them in a trash barrel because they're leaving. They're not going to listen to it. 84 00:10:52,000 --> 00:11:05,000 They're like, you know what? I agree with this. I agree with this. I agree with this. But now you're jumping the shark. Now you're doing an Alex Jones. Now you're crossing over into what you should leave alone. 85 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:24,000 So I will agree with a lot of things, but I don't believe any of that's true. Super Bowl isn't rigged. They're in a big concerted effort to not catch the Chiefs holding. There's not a concerted effort for Taylor and Travis to be together. None of that is happening. 86 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:40,000 So anyhow, and I will reiterate, I do not agree with Taylor Swift at all on any of your political views, but that's neither here nor there. I can honestly tell you that I'm pretty damn confident that none of this other stuff is going on. 87 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Yeah, no, I agree. I agree with you. I do. Yeah. You know, so anyhow, while we were talking about football, I got a nice little story that landed on my lap about two minutes before we got on the air. You want to hear it? 88 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Sure. 89 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:27,000 Miami Dolphins star Tyreek Hill is facing a lawsuit from a model who claims his anger caused a blocking drill at his house to go horribly wrong. Sophie Hall, a plus-sized influencer with more than two million followers on Instagram, claims she was invited to take part in an offensive line blocking drill after watching Hill train in his backyard on June 28, 2023, per a copy of the lawsuit published by the Daily Mail. 90 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:49,000 On her first defensive line rep, Hall alleges that she managed to push Hill backward, drawn laughter from a group of witnesses, including Hill's trainer, mother and sister. Hall said in 2019 that she is a 6'1 and weighs 250 pounds, while Hill is listed in the NFL as 5'10 at 191 pounds. 91 00:12:49,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Hall claims that Hill became embarrassed and angry and that he insisted that they do the drill in opposite positions. The second rep was apparently interrupted by a puppy and the third rep saw Hill hold her own, but on the fourth rep, Hill allegedly charged her violently and with great force, leaving her in excruciating pain. 92 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:34,000 Hall said she was later diagnosed with a fracture in her right leg, the lawsuit contains that her leg and x-rays and what appears to be two screws installed. She also includes screen grabs of Hill contacting her via Instagram DMs after she signed her son up for the football camp, which allegedly led to the invite to his house. 93 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Hall posted video of herself in a wheelchair in Cass last July with the same x-rays. 94 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Um, is it true? Who knows? 95 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000 I don't know. 96 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 We're going to see how this goes in court, right? 97 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,000 Yeah, sounds like it. 98 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:05,000 Yeah, but on a lighter note, I got some emails and I got some ass paddlings coming up, but first, Rob, you got something you want to go to? 99 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:10,000 Yeah, since we're in sports, I'm going to switch to a different sport real quick. 100 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000 Alright. 101 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 One I know you don't care for. 102 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Okay. 103 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:31,000 Major League Baseball will expand to 32 teams in the near future with Commissioner Rob Bamford aiding to select two new cities for franchises before the end of the decade. 104 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:48,000 The leading contenders for the new teams are Charlotte, Las Vegas, Montreal, Nashville, Portland, Sacramento, Salt Lake City, and San Antonio. 105 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Okay. 106 00:14:50,000 --> 00:15:13,000 The cities boast advocacy groups and proposed ownership. Factors such as metro area population, media market rank, GDP, existing major sports franchises, and proximity to current Major League Baseball teams. 107 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:20,000 A crucial role in evaluating each location's liability. 108 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:35,000 Major League Baseball expansion is imminent and the selection of two cities will impact the league's dynamics and market reach significantly. 109 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:45,000 By the numbers, Montreal, 4.38 million metro area population. 110 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Can I interject something though? Montreal had the Expos for years and they moved them because they did nothing. 111 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:58,000 So I don't know why they think that Montreal is going to be a great candidate now. Anyhow, go ahead. 112 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:05,000 Well, the reason why they're there, 4.38 million metro area population. 113 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Yeah, but I mean, they're soccer country up there and it did nothing before. I mean, no one cared about the Expos and they moved. 114 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:20,000 Well, we're not saying they're going to get it. They're still picking. 115 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:31,000 They're just in the running and it could be because of certain groups up there that like baseball are raising hell so they're just kind of putting them in the mix to appease them. Who knows? Anyhow, go ahead, Rob. 116 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:53,000 Yeah, and then you got Las Vegas. That's a strong candidate. $61,711 per capita GDP. Yep. Six of the eight contender cities are home to affiliated minor league franchises. 117 00:16:53,000 --> 00:17:08,000 The Nashville Sounds are a really prominent team and I think Nashville should be probably in the top running. Nashville and Vegas or possibly Charlotte, but I think Nashville and Vegas should be the two front runners of that whole list. 118 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:27,000 Sacramento and Charlotte ranked 20th and 21st respectively. And San Antonio Austin market combines for significant population potential. 119 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:33,000 It's interesting that they're lumping San Diego and Austin together. 120 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,000 San Antonio. 121 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,000 What did I say? San Diego. 122 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:48,000 Oh, San Antonio. I'm sorry. Okay, thank you, Rob. Yeah, they're lumping San Antonio and Austin together. I mean, the towns are over an hour away from each other. 123 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,000 But you know what? I think what they're talking about is broadcast rights. 124 00:17:52,000 --> 00:18:04,000 You know, if San Antonio lands a team, then Austin will probably get their baseball games played there too because they're regional. Kind of like Topeka has the Royals playing. 125 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000 So, okay. I got it. Right. Right. Okay. 126 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:12,000 All right. That was it on that one. 127 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Well, that was an interesting report. It's interesting how they went from maybe contracting until a big deal was signed and now all of a sudden they're expanding. 128 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000 Yeah. Well, yeah. 129 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:40,000 This is, they're planning this through this decade. So by the end of the decade, there will be two more teams. 130 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,000 Yeah. And by the way, baseball was my first love growing up. 131 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,000 Well, mine too. Mine too. I agree. 132 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Baseball has told me through their actions, they don't want me as a fan. 133 00:18:54,000 --> 00:19:01,000 So, okay. I'll go to football and other sports because they don't want me as a fan. 134 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:11,000 They don't give a shit if I love the Royals, a small market team. They don't give a shit if I can go to a game because it's way too expensive. 135 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:17,000 They don't give a shit about me. So, you know what baseball? I don't give a shit about you. 136 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:29,000 So, the sport itself, fantastic fun, great. But until they change their ways, fuck them. I hope they go under. 137 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:37,000 So, anyhow, you want to take our first break and then we'll come back with some ass paddlings? 138 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000 Sounds good. 139 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000 Alright, sounds good to me too. Alright, we'll talk to you guys here in a minute. 140 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:51,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. 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But I'm slurring a little bit. I know this and I quilled up and I know I sound nasally or something weird. 160 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:40,000 So that's what's going on. But Rob and I, the show goes on, right? 161 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:48,000 Like always, like always. The show is first. So and this isn't joking either. 162 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:53,000 Except for Cruz Cruz Cruz has come first. Cruz has come first. Yes. 163 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,000 All right, Rob, you got me on that one. You fucker. 164 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:05,000 Sorry, Blake. Sorry, Blake. Hey, Hi, Opal. Hi, Opal. How are you doing? 165 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,000 And hi, Jimmy. Jimmy was it Jimmy? 166 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:16,000 It is Jimmy. I went back and it is Jimmy. And I wrote it. I will not forget that. 167 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:21,000 I won't either. Jimmy and Opal. Hi, Grandma Opal. We love you. 168 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:29,000 And I don't know how well I really didn't want to relate it to Jimmy because of Jimmy X. Or not, Jeffy X. 169 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Jeffy X. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 170 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:40,000 Yeah. So thank you, Jimmy and Jimmy, the greatest grandson ever. And thank you, Opal. We love you. Thanks for listening. 171 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:47,000 Thanks for listening. Let's go ahead and get to some mass paddling. Does that sound good? 172 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,000 I'm ready. All right. I had a rough day. I'm ready. 173 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:57,000 You're ready. You got some aggression? All right. Are you going to do the paddling then? 174 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 You're going to do the paddling, right? 175 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000 Oh, no. It's like always. We take turns. 176 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Okay. Okay. Well, this originated like I told people before and some people are new to this. 177 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:15,000 Invisible Ass Paddling is nothing new to do just two douchebags and microphone. 178 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:21,000 It originated probably the third show we ever done back in 2022, I believe it was. 179 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:29,000 So anyhow, what Topher and I were walking along the beach and this is a story that we're given. 180 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Okay. And I stubbed my toe on something, you know, we're walking along the beach. 181 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:39,000 The sunlight was coming up and the wind was blowing through our hair and caressing it softly. 182 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:45,000 And we were not holding hands, although Rob and his brother say we were. We were not holding hands. 183 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:51,000 So anyhow, I stubbed my toe on like a bottle or something. I'm like, what the hell was that? 184 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:57,000 I turn around and Topher goes, hey, dude, that looks like a genie bottle. I'm like, oh my God, it does. 185 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:03,000 So I go over there, open it up and Topher and I are like, hey, cool. We get three wishes in the genies. 186 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,000 Like he rolls his eyes. He's very condescending. He couldn't stand this really. 187 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:15,000 He goes, no, no, no. You watch too much TV. You get one wish, one wish only. So use it wisely. 188 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:20,000 I suggest world peace, clean up the environment, something. 189 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:26,000 But anyhow, Topher and I look at each other and said, we want to be invisible so we can ass paddle. 190 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:31,000 The genie reluctantly, he rolled his eyes. He said, very well, I have to give you your wish. 191 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:36,000 So once a month we turn invisible and we get to ass paddle people. 192 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:44,000 So this is where this list comes from. So without any further ado, first one on the list. 193 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:49,000 Little Skippy Bayless or like I like to call him Skippy Ballless. 194 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000 Oh yeah. Yeah. 195 00:25:53,000 --> 00:26:00,000 For being a little bitch and constantly sniffing about everything. 196 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:10,000 He was sniffing off about the cowboys again and everything. 197 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:15,000 And he's always been like kind of bashing my homes and saying he is a dick raid. 198 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:21,000 And anyhow, he went on a tirade and I'm not even going to repeat it. 199 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,000 But excuse me, because my voice really won't kind of allow it right now. 200 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:30,000 But there's a bunch of shit he said that's just totally stupid. 201 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:35,000 But even more than normal, everything he says is usually stupid and uninformed in my opinion. 202 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:46,000 But anyhow, he deserves an ass paddling of epic proportions, believe me. 203 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000 And he's even in the Hall of Fame. 204 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:57,000 So we're going to pull him out of the Hall of Fame and we're going to paddle his ass again several times because he needs it. 205 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:04,000 The next one, the shooters at the KC Victory Parade. 206 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000 They get a lifetime of ass paddling. 207 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000 Amen. Amen. 208 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Yes, they get a lifetime of ass paddling. 209 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:18,000 I mean, we're going to put him in the Hall of Fame and pull him out daily for ass paddling. 210 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:24,000 And hopefully we have to pull him out of the prison to ass paddle him and throw him back in. 211 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:29,000 So, the shooters, you guys are idiots. You suck and you deserve ass paddling. 212 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:34,000 And hopefully some other things happen to your ass while you're in there too. 213 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:39,000 You never know. I do know people. 214 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000 Yeah? 215 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,000 I couldn't make the ass paddling happen. 216 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:50,000 You know, and there's worse things that could happen to their ass in prison too. We know this. 217 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,000 It probably will. 218 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 Yeah, yeah. So, have fun guys. 219 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Killing an innocent person because someone gave me a wrong look. 220 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Fuck. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's not Kansas City. 221 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,000 Okay, sure. You don't watch the news? Fuck. 222 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000 Okay, anyhow. 223 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000 Number three. 224 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:15,000 Anyone who was married in the disco-themed shitter in Verona, Kentucky. 225 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000 Now, I love the disco- 226 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000 I love the disco-themed shitter. 227 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 I love the disco-themed shitter. 228 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,000 I love it on its own, but people get married in a shitter. I'm sorry. 229 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,000 Yeah, I get married in it. That's taken over the top. 230 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000 That's taken over. 231 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,000 Yeah, I was just listening to that segment. 232 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:44,000 That was, I mean, when I saw that story, I'm like, oh my God, this story was made for two douchebags and a microphone. 233 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:51,000 I mean, yeah, I love it. You sit down on the toilet, a big disco ball drops down. 234 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 It's great. It has a large red button. 235 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000 You get married in there? Come on. 236 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:02,000 It has a large red button, Rob. So, when you sit down, okay, you can have a quiet moment, right? 237 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000 Let's say you're pinching a couple off, okay? 238 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,000 And they're like, okay, now I got the paperwork, so let's go ahead and start this party. 239 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,000 You hit the red button. Time to celebrate. Yes, time to celebrate. 240 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:20,000 You know, I mean, before you may not want all of that commotion because some of it takes a certain amount of concentration, right? 241 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,000 Yeah. You got to make sure it's tapered off correctly. 242 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,000 You got to make sure there's no excess still, you know, standing in places. 243 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,000 You got to make sure everything's ready for the final wipe. 244 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:37,000 I don't know. I do things better with music, so. 245 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:42,000 Okay, you might be one of the ones that need music to get the whole task done. 246 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:47,000 Me, myself, I think I would have a moment of silence while I'm pitching them off. 247 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:52,000 Then, as soon as the coast is clear for wiping, start the party. 248 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000 But that's me, so. 249 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,000 Anyhow, but anyone that's married in that shitter, you get an ass paddle. 250 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:05,000 We will find you. We will hunt you down on marriage license records, and we will ass paddle you, so. 251 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000 Yes, we will. 252 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:15,000 The next one. The idiot fans that believe the Super Bowl was rigged for Taylor Swift to endorse Biden. 253 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:21,000 Who comes up with this shit? 254 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 I don't have a clue. 255 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:32,000 I mean, are they that bored? Or is it someone throwing this shit out and just seeing what sticks? 256 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:38,000 Or is it, and like I said, this has nothing to do with political stance at all. 257 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:43,000 It's just a ridiculous statement by people making ridiculous claims. 258 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,000 That's not what's going on. 259 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 I believe social media. 260 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,000 You know what, you're probably right Rob. I think one thing fed to another. 261 00:30:54,000 --> 00:31:08,000 Back in the 70s, if some football star got with some singing star, they wouldn't have all this controversial shit. 262 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,000 You know, you're right. You're right. 263 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,000 They'd be able to live their lives happily and peace. 264 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000 True. 265 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:23,000 It's the 70s and 80s, but now that we have the internet, oh, everybody's in everybody's business. 266 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:32,000 I'll put it like this. Back in the 60s, you had John F. Kennedy and his brother doing fucking nasty things all over the White House of Women, allegedly. 267 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000 You never heard a word about it. 268 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,000 Yeah, you never heard a word about it. 269 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:44,000 You had Lyndon B. Johnson fucking throwing his huge fucking tool on a table to win arguments. You never heard a word about it. 270 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:51,000 You got a president cross-dressing in the White House. You never heard a word about it. 271 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:59,000 And that is because they believed in a certain amount of integrity and some things they're just going to leave alone. 272 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:04,000 And it's not really worth repeating and it's done. You know what I mean? 273 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:11,000 There was a certain amount of, the office commanded a certain amount of respect that Urbay gave. 274 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:16,000 It's not like today where people on the internet, oh, hey, here's so and so. 275 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:26,000 And it's like a Photoshopped whatever or AI generated. So, you know, I think you're right. Social media has destroyed that. 276 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:31,000 Well, but still, if Joe Biden barks, we hear about it. 277 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,000 Yes, and I don't really give a shit about Joe Biden at all. 278 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:40,000 I don't want to hear about him. I want to look at him. 279 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:56,000 So, okay, next one. Speaking of Joe Biden, President Biden for hiding the fact that his dog Commander actually bit 24 people in the White House before he retired him to Delaware. 280 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000 24 people. 281 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000 24. 282 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:13,000 24. You can look it up. It's a 24 right now. But I told you what I'd like to do. If I was president, I would teach my dog to hump their legs, secret service legs, and they would have to let him finish. 283 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000 Otherwise, if they didn't, they're fired. 284 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000 Wouldn't that be funny? 285 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,000 Wow, I didn't know that number got up to 20. 286 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 Yeah, that's 24. Yep. 287 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,000 Yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot of hiding bites, isn't it? 288 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000 Dude. 289 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000 Yeah. 290 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 Next. 291 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:46,000 Jennifer Aniston for having a closet the size of most people's homes. And we're going to bare ass-bank her for obvious reasons. Waka waka waka. 292 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:51,000 Yeah, there is a big article. 293 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000 She is my age. 294 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,000 Yep. She's a little bit younger than me, but there's nothing wrong with that. 295 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:03,000 There's no way in hell she'd want anything to do with me. 296 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:12,000 Oh no, me neither. I would be a peasant. Yep. Yep. Yeah. She wouldn't even let me sweep her house because she wouldn't trust me. 297 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000 Like no, that guy right there. 298 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,000 That's too close to her ex-husband. 299 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,000 Oh, that's right. 300 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:24,000 Brad Pitt. They get along well. He's from down around Spurkyfield. Brad Pitt is. Yep. Yep. 301 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000 I knew many people who went to school with him. 302 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:33,000 Yeah, I think she's going to leave the Missouri boys alone from now on. 303 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:41,000 You know, the whole thing is, is Brad Pitt didn't cheat on her, according to John Aniston, her dad's book. 304 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:50,000 She cheated on Brad, but they both decided to make Brad be the bad guy. It would be better for their careers. 305 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000 This is what John Aniston's book said, her dad. 306 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 Oh wow. Yeah. 307 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000 So, you know. 308 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000 I'll have to look into that. 309 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:12,000 Yeah. Yeah. Interesting because we all just assumed that Brad Pitt, that sly devil, he went and put those baby blues on another chick. Yep. Got him. 310 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000 But supposedly that's not what happened. 311 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:26,000 But anyhow, having a closet the size of people's houses is insane. I'm sorry. Excessive. Yeah. 312 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:31,000 And you get an ass-paddling over that, but it's bare ass so we can, you know, enjoy it too. 313 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:43,000 So, next one, Starbucks for the pork flavored latte. And Starbucks is already in the Hall of Fame for a lot of other reasons. 314 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:51,000 So, we're going to go ahead and pull them out of the Hall of Fame. And we should have a, okay Rob, I want you to okay this or not. 315 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:55,000 The new rule is if we pull you out of the Hall of Fame, it's not just one ass-paddling. 316 00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:02,000 If we have to go through the trouble of going and getting you again, it's going to be a series of ass-paddling's. Right? For all the trouble? 317 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,000 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. 318 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,000 Yeah. I mean we're not just going to go grab you and give you an ass-paddling and throw you back in the Hall of Fame. 319 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:18,000 If you're that commanding of that type of getting your ass-paddled that bad, then there should be some consequences behind it. Right? 320 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:24,000 Yep. Yep. So there you go. So, Starbucks is getting pulled out of the Hall of Fame. 321 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:31,000 It'll probably have, I would say what, a month? Maybe a month to ass-paddling's until we get to the next ones? 322 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,000 Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. We'll see how it goes. 323 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:47,000 Yeah. Okay. The next one, the mad crop dusters. And I say crop dusters at work. And you will find that out when I read some emails. 324 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000 Uh oh. 325 00:36:50,000 --> 00:37:01,000 The mad crop dusters. Yes. They get ass-paddling as soon as I catch them. And they hit me again. A couple of times. 326 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 I'm starting to wonder about your workplace. 327 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000 I'm wondering if it's even a safe environment. 328 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:14,000 I always did. I always did wonder about it. No, not really. It's a cool place. Except for the people that are crop dusting me. 329 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000 Right. Right. 330 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:28,000 And then finally, last but not least, that the idiot that came up with the chiefs are holding on every play bullshit. That guy gets an ass-paddling. 331 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:33,000 I almost tempted to throw him in the Hall of Fame. Yep. 332 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:44,000 But I don't know who he is, so I can't really go. You know, Ed over there gets in the Hall of Fame. You know, so I guess we're just going to keep an ass-paddling and just leave it at that. 333 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:56,000 If I knew his name. That's fine. If I knew who came up with this exactly, we could put him in the Hall of Fame. But since it's, you know, whoever, we'll find him and we'll ass-paddle him. 334 00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:02,000 So anyhow, you got something you want to go to because I can't really talk? 335 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:09,000 Yeah. I got a little one here. This is a Lake area story. 336 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,000 Okay, cool. We like those. 337 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000 Lake of the Ozarks. Yep. 338 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:21,000 HGTV is premiering a new TV show about all about the Lake of the Ozarks. 339 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,000 Wow. 340 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000 The Lake Empire. 341 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:53,000 The show will showcase the luxurious waterfront homes along Lake of the Ozarks equipped with added features like mega custom pools and hot tubs, extravagant decked out docks valued at up to 450,000 with boat-slipped wet bars and double-decker water slides. 342 00:38:53,000 --> 00:39:12,000 According to a press release from HGTV, the release says the Lake area is known as the antifreeze of the Midwest due to its lavish million dollar luxury homes. But the area also has more water stones. 343 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:23,000 Real estate agents like Peggy Albers, a former convicted felon. I did not know that. 344 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,000 No, I didn't either. 345 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:52,000 Longtime locals including brothers Jonas and Justin Farrell and Sierra Grimm and Lake area newcomers, Gerardo and Amanda Smith are set to appear in the first season along with others. 346 00:39:52,000 --> 00:40:07,000 The new series premieres on March 11th at 9 p.m. Central Time on HGTV and is available for streaming at the time on Mac. 347 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,000 Cool. 348 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:15,000 Yeah, we're getting our own show about one-time million dollar homes. 349 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:20,000 Wow. And not a fake show about money laundering. 350 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:25,000 No, no, no. This is actually on HGTV. 351 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:32,000 Yeah. Although I did love the show, Ozark. 352 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,000 Oh, I did too. I did too. 353 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:43,000 Okay. Well, why don't we take our second break and I'm going to come back with some emails. That sound good? 354 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000 Sounds great. 355 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:52,000 All right. We'll talk to you pukes here in a little bit. No, assholes. We'll talk to you assholes here in a couple minutes. 356 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000 Pukes is your other show. 357 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,000 Yeah, that's right. 358 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 359 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:11,000 Hmm. Let's see. If a worm could talk, would it be argumentive? 360 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,000 Hmm. I may never know. 361 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,000 Next up, Things Overheard in Hell. 362 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:30,000 Joe Buck and Troy Aitman are doing all televised and radio games of the NFL this year. 363 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,000 Oh, Lord. That man just saw a puppy in half. 364 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,000 Hey there. Don't worry. I have a clown nose. 365 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,000 Oh, no. That drunk guy just hit my child. 366 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,000 It's okay. I have a clown nose. 367 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,000 Clown nose. Just a little bit. 368 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:59,000 It's okay. I have a clown nose. 369 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000 Clown nose. Just put one on and you can do anything. 370 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:09,000 Want to run for office? Murder people in public? Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs. 371 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,000 Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions. Grab one today and make magic happen. 372 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 373 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,000 It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 374 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:28,000 You are dressed like an assistant debate coach at an Ohio State Middle School. 375 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:36,000 Since we haven't a budget here at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, here's a random guy on the street to promote our show. 376 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:50,000 Hi everybody. I'm Thready. I love listening to Two Douchebags and a Microphone and I get all my pertinent information from them. They are incredible and I love them so. 377 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:14,000 Two Douchebags and a Microphone. I'm Mark. 378 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000 And I am Rob. 379 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,000 Alright, Robert. Are you ready for a ride? 380 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,000 Okay, Mark. I hope you did not hear that over my, over everything. 381 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,000 No, what was it? I heard nothing. 382 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:30,000 During that break I got an ambulance out of Kansas City. 383 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,000 It took you that long? I got that right before the show. Wow. 384 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,000 Okay. 385 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:42,000 No, no. It just can't. I was hoping it didn't come across during a break. 386 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:50,000 It did not. It didn't. I got it right before the show. Right when I was getting ready to call you it came across. 387 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,000 I don't know. It didn't have hours of wait. Come on, man. 388 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000 Maybe whoever did the abduction is headed that way. 389 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,000 I'm lucky I got it. 390 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000 You're right. Towers down there and they got a fence. 391 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:08,000 Although, although I did have somebody up there and built, get ahold of me a while ago. 392 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:17,000 And told me about some manhunt or something that went on right at, right here by the Campion Airport. 393 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:23,000 Which is where I worked is right next door. I didn't hear nothing about it all day. 394 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000 Today there was? 395 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000 Yeah. 396 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,000 Wow. I'll have to look that up. 397 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:35,000 Yeah. She even screen shot me a Facebook post. 398 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000 Oh, wow. 399 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:43,000 I was like, damn. Yeah. I didn't hear nothing about it. I was right there. But I'm busy working. 400 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,000 Did they get the person? 401 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:52,000 I don't know. I haven't even looked it up yet. I ain't got no news breaks about it or nothing. 402 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,000 But she heard about it up in Camp City. 403 00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:02,000 Wow. Well, I couldn't tell you right now because our local channels are off right now. 404 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:10,000 Because we have direct TV streaming. And there's a satellite that's mispositioned as of last night. 405 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:16,000 And all the local channels are not on there right now because the satellite is aiming the wrong way. 406 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:21,000 And they're working to try to get the satellite aimed the right way to where we can pick up the local channels. 407 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:31,000 So like I told him, I said, well, I said my payment will be aimed the wrong way. 408 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:41,000 And it might take a few weeks to get there. So anyhow, I'm just irritating as fuck. But what do you mean? 409 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 Okay. Emails, like I said. 410 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:51,000 Hey guys, you all have any bumper stickers for lack of a better term? You know, stickers that identify the show. 411 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:59,000 Maybe with a QR code on it that goes to the show. I would really love to show my support here in St. Paul. 412 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:04,000 Thank you, Dave. St. Paul, Minnesota. St. Paul. 413 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000 That would be Minnesota. 414 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:11,000 Thank you. We're working on all this. We're working on all this. 415 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000 We're working on all this. Yes. 416 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:22,000 Tofer a long time ago had a QR code made for the show, but it wouldn't work half the time. 417 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:31,000 There's some sort of a generator. So if I have to pay someone to do it eventually or if I can figure out how to do it myself. 418 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:37,000 Yeah. And I think the QR code should not say anything. 419 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:44,000 Just a QR code and people go scan it and it takes us to their show. Because that's what a lot of podcasts are doing. Did you know that? 420 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,000 No, I did not. 421 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:51,000 They have no idea. I really don't listen to other podcasts. 422 00:46:52,000 --> 00:47:01,000 Oh no, I just know about this because I've had people tell me. Like airports are a big thing. They'll have like a QR code above the sink. 423 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:06,000 And it doesn't say anything at all. And then someone goes click and takes them to a podcast. 424 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:15,000 But, nah, you know what? I want our name on it. You know what? I want our name on it. We've got a good solid name. So why not use it? 425 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,000 Yeah. 426 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:22,000 Next one. Hey Mark. This is the Mad Crop Duster. 427 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:31,000 I now have another person helping me with my crop dusting needs. I intend to destroy your nostrils with our vile nectar. 428 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:37,000 Good luck douchebag. We will be double teaming to destroy your air quality. 429 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:43,000 What the fuck? Rob, any suggestions? 430 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,000 That's it. That's it. 431 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,000 This is war. 432 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:53,000 I'm quitting my job. You're helping me get hired on there. We're going to bust these two fucking bitches. 433 00:47:54,000 --> 00:48:01,000 Oh, they're getting ass paddling soon. I'm going to catch these fuckers. Hey, we're going to hold them down. We're going to ass paddle them for hours. 434 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,000 Yeah, you need my help now, sounds like. 435 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:12,000 And I think one of us should wear a Satan mask naked while paddling them. 436 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:18,000 Then the other person should wear like a gunny sack and a goat outfit. 437 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,000 Does that sound good while we're paddling them? 438 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,000 I get the gunny sack and goat outfit. 439 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,000 Okay, I'll get the devil head and the nakedness to ass paddle them. 440 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,000 There you go. There you go. 441 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,000 Alright, you got yourself a deal Rob. 442 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:39,000 Next. Rob, what is your favorite soup? 443 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:44,000 Raven and Williamsburg. What's your favorite soup? 444 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:51,000 These fuckers killed me. Your favorite soup? I don't know why they want to know. 445 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,000 Tomato. 446 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,000 Tomato soup? 447 00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:03,000 Honestly, yeah. There's a few nights. Me and my son will have tomato soup and grilled cheese for dinner. 448 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000 Hey, there's nothing wrong with that. That's good eating. 449 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:11,000 Raven, I think I'd be a female, right? Raven and Williamsburg. 450 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:18,000 The only Williamsburg I know is in Kansas down near Ottawa. 451 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:23,000 Yeah, you're right. 452 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:28,000 Raven, send Rob a pic. Rob Rad. 453 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,000 Facebook page, you'll see it on there. His email's on there. 454 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,000 I am single. 455 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:49,000 By the way, Facebook page is reaching out. I'm getting more visits. I'm getting more reaches. 456 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000 Our followers are way up. That's probably why. 457 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:58,000 It takes time to get out there. 458 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:05,000 Yeah, it does. Also, there's another way I'm going to get our show across too. 459 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:14,000 I told you my friend Marky, he's doing a sports podcast now. He did this certain thing. 460 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,000 I don't want to reveal it because all this stuff is nerd stuff. 461 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:24,000 When he did it, he had a 95% increase in listeners. 462 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,000 Wow. 463 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,000 Yeah. 464 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:34,000 Anyhow, we will probably be doing that because that is really low cost and easy to do. 465 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:46,000 Next one. Mark, do you feel the urge to lick windows asking for a friend? Rip Blankenship. 466 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:51,000 We know that's not Rip Blankenship. I am Rip. 467 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000 Yeah, we know it ain't. You are. 468 00:50:54,000 --> 00:51:01,000 Yeah, I do lick windows. Why? Is there something wrong with that? Rob? 469 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,000 Something wrong with that? 470 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000 You have for years, man. 471 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:11,000 That's normal. I don't know where this person gets off. 472 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:16,000 Yeah, we've been there a couple of times where we lick windows together. 473 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000 Yeah, yeah. Yippee-A. What the fuck? 474 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,000 Yeah. 475 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,000 Oh, this next one. This next one. 476 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,000 Now, remember, we started off with sports, right? 477 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:35,000 I think most, I think seven out of the last eight podcasts we started off with sports, right? 478 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,000 Yeah. 479 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,000 Something like that? 480 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,000 Douchebags. 481 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,000 Oh, they had the Super Bowl going on too. 482 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:48,000 Yeah, yeah. That was part of it. But, Douchebags, where is your fucking weekly sports show? 483 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:53,000 I've been waiting. Mark and Macon. Macon, Georgia, maybe? I don't know. 484 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:59,000 No, I'm not going to do one now because you keep fucking with me. 485 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:07,000 Remember when you were a kid and you're in the store, right? And you're asking for Cocoa Crisp or something, right? 486 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,000 And they're like, Mommy, Mommy, want to make it Cocoa Crisp? 487 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,000 As soon as you learn to leave me alone. You ever hear that one? 488 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,000 Yep. 489 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:24,000 Well, just tonight you'd start off with football and I even threw in a damn baseball story. 490 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,000 Yeah, and I hate baseball officially. 491 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:32,000 That was actually our first start of the show. 492 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:40,000 Yeah, Mark and Macon, like I said, imagine when you're a kid and you're yelling at your mom to get you a certain cereal and she said, 493 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:48,000 As soon as you quit bugging me, I will. Well, here you go. You'll get your sports show as soon as you quit bugging us, right? 494 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,000 Yep. 495 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:58,000 Yep. You keep fucking with us, you won't get one. As of right now, because you keep flipping off, we're not giving you one. 496 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:04,000 And as good parents, everybody else has to pay the price, too. 497 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:10,000 That's right. Do you feel good, Mark and Macon? Do you feel good? You got everyone else in trouble through your actions. 498 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,000 Yep. Yep. 499 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:21,000 They could be feasting on a weekly sports show, but no, because you had to screw it up, mouthing off, and it's not going to happen now. 500 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,000 Alright, next one. 501 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:32,000 Mark, I have a sore on my anal wall. 502 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:37,000 What the fuck? Ripped these things out of... 503 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:42,000 Excuse me, I'm sorry, and I'm also sick. 504 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000 Excuse me. 505 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:52,000 I would have a cough, but we're too poor for one. So you just have to endure it. 506 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,000 No, no, no. 507 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000 Um, hang on a minute. Let me gather myself. 508 00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:02,000 Yeah, yeah, you need to gather your thoughts here for a second before you finish this one. 509 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:06,000 Okay. Next time, Rob's going to sing for you while I blow my nose. 510 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,000 Okay. 511 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:13,000 Let me start this over. It started because this fucker made me laugh, and I start coughing. 512 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:23,000 Okay. Mark, I have a sore on my anal wall. I am scared it could be cancer. Could you look it up and tell me what it could be, please? 513 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:27,000 Jeff and Strasburg. Strasburg, Missouri, I guess. 514 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000 Oh, I bet it is. 515 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,000 Strasburg's on the other side of Harrisonville, isn't it? 516 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,000 Right, yeah. 517 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:40,000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. On the east side, kind of near... Oh shit, what was that? 518 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000 Out the middle of nowhere. 519 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:51,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like ten people. Um, yeah, it's cancer. You're probably going to die. Sorry. 520 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000 I'm sorry. We're sorry. 521 00:54:55,000 --> 00:55:01,000 You're done. You're done. All those dreams you had, flush them down the toilet. You're going to be a skeleton in one time. 522 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:06,000 If we get word you die, we will hold a vigil. 523 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:16,000 Yes, yes. Yep. Yes, we will. Jeff and Strasburg, we loved you, but it's just your time. We're sorry. It's your time. 524 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:20,000 I've been to a few parties in Strasburg back in the day. 525 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,000 Have you, really? 526 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000 Wow. Strasburg's kind of like Eastland. 527 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,000 They're out in the country, man. They're out there. 528 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:37,000 Wow. I remember we used to play them occasionally in football, and they were one team that was smaller than us. 529 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,000 That was hard to beat. 530 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000 I didn't realize they had a school. 531 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:49,000 Yeah, well, it's like, um, rule, rule, reorganize three or something. 532 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000 Two, three little towns together. 533 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot the name of it, but anyhow. 534 00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:05,000 Um, okay. The next one. I love this. This is, uh, this is our old friend, Montrose. 535 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:13,000 Hey, douches. Could you please make the public aware of our centennial celebration here in Montrose? 536 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:23,000 The Jewel of Henry County. This Saturday, February 24th, get free... Oh wait. Oh shit, it's over. I got this too late. I'm sorry. 537 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,000 Aww. 538 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:35,000 This Saturday, February 24th, get free worms for power plant fishing, a no cost tour of the junkyard, and two for one campgrounds all weekend. 539 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:41,000 Come on down and enjoy Henry County at its finest. First third of people get a free oil rag. 540 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:45,000 What the fuck? Man, I'm sorry. I blew it. 541 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,000 I blew it. I'm sorry. 542 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:54,000 I'm sorry. And I have one more thing here that I downloaded. 543 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:59,000 I could have found that. I could have found that. Part three at Dan Vega. 544 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:06,000 Yeah, yeah. Open house. Centennial celebration. What the hell? Damn it. 545 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:11,000 Ashley, boys. Ashley, boys, you're there. Let me know if you got one. 546 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:19,000 Yeah. And here's a special email I wrote out, but I already addressed last podcast because he annoyed the piss out of me. 547 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:25,000 John John, I assure you I am not this morning's show guy you speak of. 548 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:31,000 I will not say his name because it sounds like I'm putting myself, patting myself on the back. 549 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:38,000 John John has written me several times and is swearing he is on to our little joke, publicity stunt, or whatever. 550 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:43,000 He thinks I'm the famous radio show host that is playing a trick, acting like someone else. 551 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:47,000 He claims he can tell that I am altering my voice to trick people. 552 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:55,000 I'm just trying to get through to him. I'm not that guy. I would not be doing this show for free if I was. 553 00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:01,000 So John John. John John. Yeah. Okay. 554 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:06,000 I have a bar since 1985. Yes. 555 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:13,000 Now he is not some radio host. We both wish we were. 556 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:19,000 Yes, that's why we're doing this. We both wish we were. That's why we're doing this. So there you go. 557 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:27,000 Anyhow, that was downloaded with the rest of the emails, but I already addressed that because he was annoying the piss out of me. 558 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:33,000 Because he sent me another email that was like urgent and you know the urgent ones you read really quick. 559 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:44,000 And I'm like you motherfucker. It's like dude, I don't know, you know, even if I was this guy that he speaks of, right, why would I even, I wouldn't fess to it anyhow, right? 560 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:50,000 Because I'm playing a joke. Right, right, right. Okay. Seriously, no. 561 00:58:51,000 --> 00:59:00,000 Yeah, yeah, for real. I think everybody knows except for John John. Okay. I think everybody knows except for John John. So. 562 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:14,000 Hell, ask Crop Duster. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, if I was this famous radio guy playing a host, a joke on everybody, I would not be getting crop dusted at work constantly. 563 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:22,000 So there you go. No, no, you probably would be, but. But probably by Rob. Yeah. 564 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:28,000 Because if I was this guy, Rob would probably be my engineer or something that, you know. Yeah, we're a team. 565 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:35,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'd be my trusty sidekick or whatever. So yeah, yeah, so there you go. 566 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:42,000 So, anyhow, I've got to get to this one story. I've had it for a long, long time. 567 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:54,000 And. Okay. Hang on a second. Let me get my readers on because this is a very small print. And I don't know why. I've had mine on. I've had mine on the whole time. 568 00:59:54,000 --> 01:00:04,000 Okay. A Delta Airlines flight was forced to turn around Tuesday after maggots began falling from the overhead storage bin and onto passengers, according to the Daily Mail. 569 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:12,000 Delta flight DL 133 was headed from Amsterdam to Detroit when it had to turn around about an hour into the flight. 570 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:22,000 The outlet reported a suitcase in the overhead bin containing rotten fish broke open, causing the maggots inside to fall onto passengers. 571 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:31,000 Could you imagine? Oh, God. Once the plane landed, passengers got off the flight while the owner of the suitcase was detained. 572 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:38,000 The pastor named Kelsey told the Daily Mail it remains unknown if any actions were taken against the suitcase owner. 573 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:46,000 The cabin was thoroughly cleaned following the incident and the luggage was taken off of the aircraft to be burned, the outlet noted. 574 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:54,000 Pastors on board were given 8000 air mile credits, $30 meal voucher and a hotel room compensation if they were delayed overnight. 575 01:00:55,000 --> 01:01:02,000 Kelsey told the outlet a Reddit user who claimed to have been on the flight posted about the experience on the platform's Delta thread. 576 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:06,000 My family and I were in the road directly in front of the maggots. 577 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:12,000 The lady right behind us told the flight attendant the maggots are falling on her head. 578 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:16,000 And the user, I turned around and they were wiggling around in the seat. 579 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:28,000 They moved us further in front though one of our carry-on bags was rightly nearby and it was so disgusting that I could hardly grab my carry-on bag without vomiting. 580 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:39,000 We apologize to the customers of Flight 133 on February 13th as the trip was interrupted due to an improperly packed flight. 581 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:46,000 Delta Airlines said in a statement to USA Today, the aircraft returned to the gate and customers were placed on the next available flight. 582 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,000 The aircraft was removed from service for cleaning. 583 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:55,000 Oh my God, I mean are they going to charge that guy? You know how much money that cost him? 584 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,000 Oh man. 585 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:05,000 I mean not just, you know, picking up everybody's flight credits and meal vouchers and hotel rooms. 586 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:09,000 But also all the flights that were delayed because that flight didn't get to make it to Detroit. 587 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:17,000 That causes a ripple of flight. The price cost him probably hundreds of thousands of dollars, wouldn't you say? 588 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,000 Yeah. 589 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:31,000 Yeah, I just wonder if they have something or if they just have insurance for that and they just like, I don't know, tell the guy he can't fly anymore or something and then they just collect from their account. 590 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:35,000 Tell the guy he can't fly anymore or something and then they just collect from their insurance. 591 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:42,000 I'd be interested to know what happens if something like that happens, what the protocol is. Do they go after the person or what? 592 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:50,000 Anyhow, alright, we are approaching an hour and I have no voice. Rob, do you have anything you want to get to? 593 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:56,000 Actually, yeah, mine's messing with me too. 594 01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:00,000 Okay, then maybe we should go ahead and just call it a night. 595 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,000 Yeah, I'll be on it. 596 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:11,000 Hopefully tomorrow night my voice will be better and Rob will be a little bit better and we'll, although I feel this was a pretty good podcast, I think. 597 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:16,000 Yeah, I did too. We turkeyed Tom and yeah. 598 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:31,000 Yeah, I mean we're doing the best we can. If I have a cough button here, I have a pause button but the problem with the pause button is it pauses Rob and Rob needs to, you know, Rob is talking while I'm coughing so then you would hear nothing. 599 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:46,000 So, you know, it's just the way that this thing is set up. So if I had a cough button like a normal studio, you wouldn't have heard on that but because we are a Mickey Mouse operation, a tin can operation, you don't get that. 600 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:50,000 You get me coughing and wheezing in your ear. So, sorry. 601 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:58,000 But I love my end of it because on my phone I have a mute button so I can cough all I want. 602 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:04,000 Oh, you see I got to run you through Bluetooth because I have a mute button too but I can't do that so. 603 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,000 So you get to hear that. 604 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,000 Yeah. 605 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:11,000 Alright. 606 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,000 You know what? Yeah. 607 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:19,000 On that note, let's go ahead and call this a night. Thank you everybody for listening. Have a great night. 608 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,000 Good night assholes. 609 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:28,000 Good night assholes. I keep forgetting that's like your line. That's your tagline. 610 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,000 Yeah it is. 611 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,000 Okay, here, hang on. Good night assholes and I'll choose. 612 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,000 That's perfect. 613 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,000 Okay, now it's your turn. You got to do it. 614 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,000 Good night assholes. 615 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000 Hey, where did everybody go? Where are the douche bags? 616 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,000 Hmm. 617 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,000 Oh my god, someone took a dump in the corner. 618 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,000 Oh jeez. 619 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,000 Ugh, glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. 620 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,000 Man, that smells. 621 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,000 I'm going to go get some water. 622 01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,000 Okay. 623 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,000 I'm going to go get some water. 624 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,000 Okay. 625 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,000 I'm going to go get some water. 626 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,000 Okay. 627 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:07,000 I'm going to go get some water. 628 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,000 Okay. 629 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,000 I'm going to go get some water. 630 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,000 Okay. 631 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:15,000 I'm going to go get some water. 632 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:44,000 I'm going to go get some water.