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That would. 51 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 I mean, how could a monkey get in? 52 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Yeah, and it couldn't be like a joke. 53 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Because someone wouldn't go through all that trouble of grabbing a mini Capuchin Monkey, 54 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:19,000 which I knew were very rare, and stick it in someone's bagpipes or in his open window or whatever. 55 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 That just doesn't make sense. 56 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,000 So, I mean, whatever. 57 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Interesting. 58 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Now for your bagpipes. 59 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Okay, yeah. That's what's crazy. 60 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Because my next story is one of your favorites. 61 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,000 I'm going back to American Songwriter. 62 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,000 Yay! 63 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Four classic rock songs that feature bagpipes. 64 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Okay. 65 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,000 First one. 66 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:03,000 It's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll by ACDC. 67 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:10,000 That may be the best song ever to me that is bagpipe friendly. 68 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:17,000 Released on the famed Australian Rockers 1975 album TNT, 69 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:24,000 this song features Scottish born singer Bob Scott performing, 70 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:29,000 does lead vocals, and Bob bagpipe playing. 71 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Yeah, and Brian Johnson does not play bagpipes, so I don't know what they do live. 72 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:40,000 If they just have pipe it in or if someone comes out there and plays bagpipes. 73 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,000 I'm guessing it was a recording. 74 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:48,000 Probably, because I saw footage of Bob Scott when he was alive, 75 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,000 and he'd come out there with the bagpipes and play. 76 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:55,000 I love Bob Scott, so I mean, Brian Johnson's got it. 77 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Oh yeah, awesome. 78 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:02,000 The music with Bob Scott just had more flair to me, but anyhow. 79 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Okay, next one. 80 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:11,000 Tomorrow by U2. 81 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Released on the Irish Rock Band's 1981 album, October, 82 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:26,000 the album opens with pipes, setting the mood for an emotive offering, 83 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:32,000 reminiscent of fog floating over the countryside. 84 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Okay. 85 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,000 I can't get a handle on what song that is. 86 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Tomorrow, yeah, I really don't. 87 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:46,000 I don't know if I'm, I'm pretty sure I wrote it. 88 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:50,000 I probably have too, but U2 has never been my forte. 89 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 I've never been that. 90 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,000 I don't know. 91 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,000 I mean, they were okay, but I never really followed them. 92 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Yeah, I'm like, I'm the same way. 93 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 Actually, yeah. 94 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,000 To me, they were somewhat overrated to me. 95 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Yeah. 96 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,000 So, anyhow. 97 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,000 But they have a following. 98 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Oh shit. 99 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,000 They have a following. 100 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 They are one of the most popular bands in the rock genre. 101 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,000 You can't take it from them. 102 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:17,000 No, they are, they have been very popular and probably still are. 103 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,000 So. 104 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,000 I'm waiting for them to hit the rock and roll whole thing, 105 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 even though they are still alive. 106 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Well, I mean, there's a lot of people still alive that are in it. 107 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Well, yeah, but that would be the type of band that you would think would be. 108 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,000 It should be. 109 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Honestly, if you go by record sales and popularity, 110 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,000 they should be in it, yeah. 111 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,000 And they're definitely rock. 112 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 So I don't know what the deal is. 113 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Well, yeah, I do know what the deal is. 114 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:51,000 In my opinion, they're a bunch of fucking roobs and idiots over there. 115 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000 So, anyhow. 116 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:59,000 No, they're too worried about Sade and other groups that weren't really rock. 117 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 I heard Sade. 118 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,000 Anyhow. 119 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Yeah, we. 120 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Another discussion, another day. 121 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 We covered that last time. 122 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 By the way, I got my top underrated bands done. 123 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Are we still doing that or not? 124 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Tomorrow. 125 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Okay. 126 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 All right. 127 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Go ahead. 128 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Okay. 129 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,000 Next up. 130 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Mola Kintyre, Paul McCartney Wings. 131 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:29,000 That was one of his lesser songs, of course. 132 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,000 But I am familiar with it. 133 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 This song. 134 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Yeah. 135 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:41,000 This track is a tribute to the Kintyre Peninsula in the southwest region of Scotland. 136 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Yep. 137 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,000 Where McCartney owns a farm. 138 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Mm hmm. 139 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,000 See, I did not know that. 140 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Okay. 141 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,000 Well, I've always kept track of all the Beatles. 142 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:58,000 Like I said, my two favorite solo, John Lennon, George Harrison. 143 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:02,000 But Paul McCartney has a lot of good songs out, especially with the Wings. 144 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Paul McCartney and the Wings did some really, really good music. 145 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Oh, yeah. 146 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,000 Yes. 147 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,000 Anyhow. 148 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,000 Okay. 149 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,000 And the final one. 150 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:19,000 Come Talk to Me by Peter Gabriel. 151 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,000 Oh, yeah. 152 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Yeah. 153 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Oh, Peter Gams. 154 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:34,000 Released on Peter Gabriel's 1992 album, Us, this song opens with drums and bagpipes that 155 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:38,000 sing and soar through the proverbial sky. 156 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:47,000 The track, which features Sinead O'Connor, was written for and dedicated to Gabriel's 157 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,000 then teenage daughter, Melanie. 158 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:53,000 I had no idea that had Sinead O'Connor on there. 159 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Huh. 160 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,000 Okay. 161 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000 I did not either. 162 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000 Wow. 163 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,000 I remember a song. 164 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:03,000 I just didn't realize it was Sinead O'Connor. 165 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Yeah, boy, she really, really had it tough with that mental illness after, yeah. 166 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Oh, God, yeah. 167 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 I really felt for her. 168 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 She just was lost. 169 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 So, wow. 170 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:22,000 And actually, now that you mention that. 171 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,000 Okay. 172 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:29,000 I can see why she's being nominated for the Hall of Fame. 173 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,000 You see, I, okay, if you want to be fair. 174 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 I want you to mention that part. 175 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 If you want me. 176 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:40,000 Being a human being, I am the caring person. 177 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 I can understand that. 178 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000 Yeah, but you know what? 179 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Here's the deal to me, Ron. 180 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:51,000 If you do that, then all the people that died and had problems, you're going to have to 181 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000 let in. 182 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,000 It cheapens it. 183 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,000 It doesn't mean anything. 184 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000 You know what I mean? 185 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Like, let's say that, uh, Demarion. 186 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:03,000 Well, we're not saying that's the reason why she's going. 187 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Okay. 188 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000 All right. 189 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,000 You know what? 190 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Go ahead. 191 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Is there anyone left on that list that lost count? 192 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000 No, no. 193 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,000 That was the top four. 194 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000 Go ahead. 195 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,000 Okay. 196 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000 I'm not talking about bad, bad pipes. 197 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 Let me talk about kilts, Rob. 198 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,000 All right. 199 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,000 All right. 200 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,000 A kilt wearing. 201 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,000 A kilt wearing Irish mood tonight. 202 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000 I guess so. 203 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Uh, um, my, uh, my, uh, studio name is Mark O'Fuckery. 204 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:35,000 What's your, what's your studio name? 205 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000 I ain't come up with one yet. 206 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000 Oh, can I find one for you? 207 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000 Well, no, I got one. 208 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Oh, okay. 209 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,000 Rob Rad. 210 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Fair enough. 211 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,000 Rob Rad. 212 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,000 All right. 213 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,000 You gave it to me. 214 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Oh, yeah. 215 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Yeah. 216 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000 I mean, your last name is Radford. 217 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,000 Just, it was simple. 218 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,000 It was like writing was on the wall. 219 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,000 You're Rob Rad. 220 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000 Is it going to be? 221 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,000 So, Rad Rob. 222 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000 What's your, go Rob Rad. 223 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000 We could go Rad Rob if you want me to. 224 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,000 I'll just switch it around. 225 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,000 Yeah, I know. 226 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000 I like the Rob Rad. 227 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000 I do too. 228 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000 I think it has a better sound. 229 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000 So. 230 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Yeah, I do too. 231 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:16,840 I killed where a man in Spring, Texas was arrested last week for a crime that can only 232 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:20,400 be described as asinine. 233 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:26,000 Taking items for sale at an antique store and placing them in his anus. 234 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:32,920 Oh, and then he allegedly put detained items back on the shelves, presumably so unsuspecting 235 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:37,720 shoppers would purchase these asked up items. 236 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:42,560 Michael Vest was arrested February 15th on charges of criminal mischief stemming from 237 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:49,520 incidents that occurred on February 10th, where he was observed allegedly placing in 238 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:55,880 his rectum and then putting them back on the shelves at two antique shops in Spring, Texas. 239 00:13:55,880 --> 00:14:03,600 According to a news release from Harris County Precinct Four Sheriff's Office, some of the 240 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:10,240 items the 60 year old allegedly contaminated included a makeup brush, an antique bottle 241 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:17,600 opener and a tobacco tank can, according to the probable cause affidavit. 242 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,600 The total cost of the items. 243 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,160 I'll have a comment when you're ready. 244 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,160 Okay, hang on. 245 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,160 I'm almost done. 246 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:25,440 The total cost of the items were a little over $200. 247 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:31,280 The items had to be thrown away because of the fecal contamination, but investigators 248 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,600 were able to connect them to Vest. 249 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:38,520 He was fined $100 on $100 bond. 250 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,120 Yeah, okay. 251 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,600 $100 bond. 252 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,000 Okay, Michael, comment. 253 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000 Yeah. 254 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000 Bravo. 255 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Bravo. 256 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000 He asked up everything. 257 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Yeah. 258 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,000 I love you dude. 259 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Get over yourself. 260 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000 Yep. 261 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,440 And I got to mention this. 262 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:58,440 My friend. 263 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,560 Dude B66 at Yahoo.com. 264 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:02,560 My friend. 265 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:03,560 I love his dude. 266 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,560 I want it. 267 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:07,080 Speaking of asked up stuff, Rob, I got to go into this really quick. 268 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:11,600 And then I got something I've got to talk about after this next thing. 269 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:19,680 Orin at work is one of my best friends ever because Orin has agreed to smoke the fake 270 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:23,360 Cuban asked up cigars with me. 271 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:29,320 And he knows they're fake Cubans and he knows that they're asked up. 272 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:34,120 Like I said, I was on a beach at Costa Maya and the guy came by in his knapsack and barefoot. 273 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,120 Hey, amigo. 274 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,840 He's trying to sell me this chief sun burro. 275 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:38,840 First he wanted $30. 276 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,720 I'm like, nah, get out of here. 277 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,520 Comes back, $20 my friend. 278 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,880 Nah, get out of here. 279 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,880 He comes back, $10. 280 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,920 Okay, 10 bucks. 281 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,840 I gave him 10 bucks. 282 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:54,480 And then he pulled out this whole thing. 283 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:58,120 The ditch weed asked up Cubans, non Cubans. 284 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,120 And he goes, how about these? 285 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,120 $40. 286 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,120 Nah, $20. 287 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,120 Nah, 10. 288 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,120 Okay. 289 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:13,280 I know he asked them up in their ditch weed, but Orin out of respect for me is going to 290 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:18,840 smoke them with me knowing that they're fake Cubans that have been asked up. 291 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,800 He is a true friend. 292 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:24,160 He knows this and he's still going to smoke them with me. 293 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,160 You're a true friend. 294 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:30,160 You spent $10 on it. 295 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,800 I had a couple of pops. 296 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,800 That's all I got to say, man. 297 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,920 Those fucking margaritas. 298 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,360 You were on vacation. 299 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:44,480 Those margaritas, Rob, if you were there, those margaritas were strong and they do that 300 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:45,480 for a reason. 301 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:50,360 That way when my amigo comes by with a knapsack, I buy whatever the hell it is. 302 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:54,720 So even asked up fake Cubans ditch weed. 303 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:55,720 So okay. 304 00:16:55,720 --> 00:17:01,600 And this next one that I want to speak about here real quick before we end the podcast 305 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,600 is this. 306 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:10,560 I've got a guy that keeps regularly emailing me and he claims he's from the Kansas city 307 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:11,560 area. 308 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:12,560 Okay. 309 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,080 And anyhow, I'm not going to say- 310 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,080 Have you mentioned him before? 311 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,080 Yes. 312 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,080 Okay. 313 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:23,840 I'm not going to say who he thinks I am. 314 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:24,840 No, no. 315 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:25,840 Okay. 316 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:30,160 It'd be a great compliment because this guy has been to the peak of radio. 317 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,640 He's a great guy. 318 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:39,400 He thinks on this certain radio personality that is playing a joke on everybody by doing 319 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:46,720 this show under another name and acting like I'm this little bitty shoestring show. 320 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:51,080 And I cannot get across to him because he keeps bringing up points, certain things that 321 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:54,080 we talk about and stuff. 322 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:57,280 And like circumstantial dude, I'm not this guy. 323 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,440 And he squares up and down I am. 324 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:02,360 And he thinks I'm going to use this to launch a big comeback. 325 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:05,480 When I'm not the guy. 326 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:06,480 Mark. 327 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:07,480 Yeah. 328 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:08,480 Mark. 329 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:09,480 Yes. 330 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:10,480 What the fuck are you doing dude? 331 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,120 What do you mean? 332 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:17,040 The old Mark would have ran with this. 333 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,240 Well, okay. 334 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,480 Use it dude. 335 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,480 Play with it. 336 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,480 You know what? 337 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,480 Play with it. 338 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,480 You're right. 339 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,480 Yeah. 340 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,480 I'm him. 341 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,480 I'm him. 342 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:29,480 Come on. 343 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,480 You're right. 344 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,480 I'm him. 345 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,480 You caught me. 346 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,480 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 347 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,480 Yeah. 348 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:38,680 You got smoky dude, stinky dude fucking with you. 349 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,680 Okay. 350 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:44,320 You think that this guy knows better and he's just screwing me. 351 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,320 This could be your comeback. 352 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:50,600 This could be your comeback. 353 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:51,600 Come on man. 354 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,600 Fuck with him. 355 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,600 Okay. 356 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,600 All right. 357 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,600 Forget everything. 358 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,600 I keep guessing but. 359 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:57,600 Oh, he's not guessing. 360 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,600 You might be, you know. 361 00:18:58,600 --> 00:18:59,600 He's not guessing. 362 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,600 He's convinced I'm this guy. 363 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:01,600 So anyhow. 364 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,600 Well, he just listens to me. 365 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,700 He's just a little bit of a 366 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:13,360 guy, you see. 367 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:16,360 Rob says I'm that guy. 368 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,360 See. 369 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,360 Rob says you caught us. 370 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:23,600 Man, I mean the guy's too smart for me, dude. 371 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,600 I don't know what to say. 372 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,600 Geez. 373 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,600 He caught me just like that. 374 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,600 The guy's good. 375 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,600 He's good. 376 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:30,600 Yeah. 377 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,600 Mark's a big time radio personality. 378 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,600 Yeah. 379 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:38,400 That's why I'm sitting here wasting my time not making a dime on these things. 380 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:45,680 Use an audio tonic audacity software and a blue microphone and a gaming computer. 381 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:46,680 Yes. 382 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:47,680 That's me. 383 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:48,680 You caught me. 384 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:57,200 And I'm sitting down in a camp in Missouri on my cell phone and ear pod. 385 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,200 Yes. 386 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:03,480 But anyhow, it is a compliment, Rob, because the guy was very good. 387 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:04,960 Still is. 388 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:09,120 We went into this podcast two years ago. 389 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,120 Dude, you have that voice. 390 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,120 I know. 391 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,120 I know. 392 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,880 You have a radio voice. 393 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,880 I know. 394 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:23,560 And that's how come I was able to convince the chicks in Lewisburg that I was Rip Blankenship 395 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:24,560 and Reggie Rash. 396 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:25,560 Dude, that's a Lewisburg chick. 397 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,560 I used to get that straight. 398 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,560 That's not Reggie, anyway. 399 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,760 I never got any of that from him because- 400 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,760 I grew up in Belmont, I know. 401 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:37,760 Yeah. 402 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:38,760 Yeah. 403 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:43,080 There was that element in Lewisburg, yes, but I got free gas, free sodas, all kinds 404 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:48,280 of stuff because I was this big swinging D guy from Dallas slash Houston that was coming 405 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,880 to Kansas City on K-Smack or whatever the fuck name. 406 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,880 I made K-Power or something. 407 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:55,880 K-Smack would be cool. 408 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,600 K-Power, K-Pow, that's right, in your face. 409 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,600 In your face. 410 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,600 Anyhow. 411 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,600 Anyhow. 412 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:10,240 Either way, I'm smacking your ass. 413 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,240 You're K-Powering my ass. 414 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,240 Yeah. 415 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,240 All righty. 416 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:18,680 I guess we're going to shut this bitch down because we're over an hour and we don't like 417 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:22,920 to take them over an hour because you generally don't listen after an hour, so it would be 418 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,640 just wasting our time, right? 419 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:30,600 Yeah, but I think our friends in Des Moines will listen as long as I can. 420 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,600 You know what? 421 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:32,600 You want to keep this bitch going? 422 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,600 Let's do it. 423 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,600 I don't care. 424 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:38,640 That's up to you. 425 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:39,640 I got a story here. 426 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:46,840 We may have to split tonight and tomorrow night, May 3. 427 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:47,840 Why not? 428 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:48,840 Why not? 429 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:52,080 Des Moines, we're working for you. 430 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,080 We're working like it. 431 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,080 Des Moines, it's for you. 432 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,080 We're going on. 433 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,080 That's right. 434 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,080 I'm going to come. 435 00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,080 I got to look up another story here. 436 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,080 I have something on the rails. 437 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,080 Okay. 438 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,080 I've got one right here. 439 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,080 Dad, how you doing? 440 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:12,400 A couple weeks ago, Motley Crue bassist, Nicky Six, said Sebastian Bach should not allow 441 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:19,520 himself to be referred to as former Skid Row singer and suggested that Bach drop the Skid 442 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,600 Row tag and just go by his own name. 443 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:30,840 Six explained, I mean at this point, dude, you've been out of Skid Row longer than being 444 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:31,840 in Skid Row. 445 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:35,920 He said just like, let it go. 446 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:41,560 VH1 Radio Network Dave Baster caught up with Sebastian who jokily responded to what Nicky 447 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,040 had to say. 448 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:47,880 I actually just let go of the former Skid Row singer tag this morning. 449 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:48,880 I dropped it. 450 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,760 Now I feel amazing. 451 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:55,720 Sebastian said, I just feel myself better as a human because I made the decision after 452 00:22:55,720 --> 00:23:01,720 I read him tell me that I should do that because I was wondering what to do. 453 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:05,040 And then I read that I was like, oh, now I know. 454 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,560 I can't believe it took me so long. 455 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:14,040 As soon as I read that interview, I was like, man, what would I do without somebody else 456 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,160 telling me what I should do? 457 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:20,480 Because I was waiting for somebody to tell me what to do with my life. 458 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,800 And now, oh, thank you. 459 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:23,800 Thank you. 460 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:24,800 Now I'm okay. 461 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,320 And now I feel great. 462 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:31,680 And that is exactly what he said. 463 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:38,800 So after Bach revealed in a three word tweet to a fan on August 29, 2013, that he was asked 464 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:45,240 to join Motley Crue more than two decades ago, you see there's more to this backstory, 465 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,240 always. 466 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,720 There's always more to it. 467 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:53,680 Six quickly retorted that Bach's version of events never happened. 468 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:59,440 Sebastian then took to his Facebook page to describe in some detail the circumstances 469 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:05,160 behind his being asked to join the crew, which included taking part in a full day's rehearsal 470 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:12,320 with a band and a slew of phone calls between various managers, agents and label executives. 471 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:16,720 I was driven to rehearsal by Tommy Lee and I spent a full day singing the Motley Crue 472 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,640 set with the band Motley Crue. 473 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:23,960 Bach wrote, I remember the songs that Nicky asked me to sing that day. 474 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:28,320 I remember the whole road crews, the static reaction to us jamming together all day. 475 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:34,160 And I remember Nicky's very generous kind offer at the end of our rehearsal to join 476 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,400 for me to join the band Motley Crue. 477 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:41,480 I remember his exact words that he would be in front of his whole road crew, Tommy and 478 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,160 Nick Mars as well. 479 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:48,920 Not every day your hero is asked to join his band. 480 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,160 Bach didn't reveal the full details of what went down that day. 481 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:56,920 Promising his Facebook followers will tell the complete story of Nicky offered me to 482 00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:03,200 join Motley Crue in my upcoming book, which will be arriving on bookshelves soon. 483 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:09,920 So let's see what else is on here. 484 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,840 I'm not simply making this up. 485 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:12,840 I'm not a liar. 486 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:13,840 Hey, six point on music. 487 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:14,840 I got one. 488 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:15,840 Okay. 489 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:27,560 This time I mentioned to you, but I ran across an individual story with everybody that listened 490 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:34,680 last year knows that I come up with local amphitheater. 491 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,680 Oh yeah. 492 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:37,680 Stuff. 493 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:46,680 You know, people are going to be tonight. 494 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:50,760 I am right here. 495 00:25:50,760 --> 00:26:03,040 The lead singer of Led Zeppelin will be gracing the Ozarks stage this summer. 496 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:16,880 Robert Plant known as a lead singer and lyricist of Led Zeppelin is performing alongside bluegrass 497 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:21,800 country musician Alison Krauss. 498 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,800 Have you heard them two together, Robert? 499 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,080 I have. 500 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,080 I love it. 501 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:34,520 The Ozarks amphitheater in Campton on Tuesday, June 4th. 502 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:37,520 Here in my hometown. 503 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,040 They're going to be my amphitheater. 504 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:44,080 Like I said, I got to get you, I got to get you that equipment anyhow. 505 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,200 It might be right around that time. 506 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,200 It might be planned. 507 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:58,960 The performance is part of the duo's 2024 Can't Let Go Tour. 508 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,720 So this is going to be more than just here. 509 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:08,600 They're touring together. 510 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:19,960 The tickets for the Can't Let Go Tour are going to sale at 10am Friday, February 16th, 511 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:25,120 which today is the 24th. 512 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,120 Yeah. 513 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:39,040 I'm telling you, wait till I bring that segment. 514 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:43,080 There's a lot of big names coming to the Ozarks this year. 515 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,080 That's cool. 516 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,360 I mean, like I said, man, I'm... 517 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:52,600 And actually, I think this year, there's another venue or two I may add in. 518 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,920 That'd be cool. 519 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:59,640 I'm also going to look up this right here. 520 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:07,120 There is the Black Oak Amphitheater open back up in Lampe, Missouri. 521 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,120 No, no. 522 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:11,120 That's going to be one of the amphitheaters. 523 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,120 I'm going to stop you. 524 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:13,120 Oh, you are? 525 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,120 Okay. 526 00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:15,120 Yeah, no. 527 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:18,120 I'm the amphitheater dude. 528 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:23,120 I think they're going to have some big jam fest if what I read is correct. 529 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:27,560 There's going to be something to likings of Ted Nugent. 530 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,880 What was some of the other names I heard? 531 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:31,880 Ted Nugent. 532 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:34,880 April Wine was one of them. 533 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:35,880 Oh. 534 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:36,880 Yeah. 535 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:37,880 Let's see. 536 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:38,880 Dude, dude, dude. 537 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:39,880 Okay. 538 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:40,880 Yeah. 539 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:48,600 There was some interesting bands on there that I didn't even know were still together 540 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:49,600 if I read was correct. 541 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,760 How am I going to say what's in mine? 542 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,360 I think Jay Giles band. 543 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:59,640 I got to go see April Wine. 544 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:05,800 I think actually it's going to be led off by Sebastian Bach, which I love. 545 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:06,800 I love his solo stuff. 546 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:07,800 He sings a lot of skid row stuff. 547 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:08,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 548 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:09,800 That's good. 549 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:10,800 That's good. 550 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,120 I saw him up in Omaha and he was great. 551 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:14,120 I mean, very energetic. 552 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,120 Sounded great. 553 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,120 Wow. 554 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:21,120 That means they ought to start saving up money, dude. 555 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:28,720 Yeah, because I think Ozark, or not Ozark, Black Oak Amphitheater is trying to rebuild 556 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,640 its reputation because it had many years of being dormant. 557 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:36,360 Yeah, and they're like two and a half hours. 558 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:43,360 I'm as far away from Black Oak Amphitheater as I am from you. 559 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:49,880 You see, here's what I would do is I would go to Black Oak Amphitheater and then go straight 560 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:53,640 to Eureka Springs, which is about 45 minutes away from there. 561 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:59,160 I'd spend a couple days there and then come back. 562 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,160 That sounds good. 563 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,160 I don't have the money or the time. 564 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,160 We'll figure it out. 565 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,160 Just saying. 566 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,160 We'll figure it out. 567 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:07,160 Just being honest. 568 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,160 Okay. 569 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,160 All right. 570 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:19,120 Well, I've got to... We'll look at the lineup and we'll see what we can do. 571 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:26,000 We'll see if what I read was true because we all know that everything you read online 572 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000 is true. 573 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,000 Just seeing. 574 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000 Oh, everything. 575 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:33,040 Yeah, yeah, of course. 576 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:39,160 I think that that would be a great lineup if that does come to fruition. 577 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:43,840 I didn't know April 1 was even still together. 578 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:47,840 I'm hoping this was true. 579 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,440 Okay. 580 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:52,280 They're one of my top groups. 581 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:53,280 I'm just saying. 582 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:54,280 I love them. 583 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,280 I'm going to leave it right there. 584 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:56,280 I'm going to leave it right there. 585 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,280 They've been always such an underrated. 586 00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,280 I love April 1. 587 00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,280 I don't do that. 588 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:02,280 I'm leaving it right there. 589 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,280 Okay. 590 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,280 It's left right there. 591 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,280 Very cool. 592 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:15,040 Well, let's hope all of this works out because those would be some amazing concerts to go 593 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,040 see. 594 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,040 Oh, yeah. 595 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,840 Now, I've never seen. 596 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:23,360 I've seen Robert Plant solo several times. 597 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,200 I have never seen Robert Plant. 598 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,200 Okay. 599 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,200 Now, I did go. 600 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,200 I'm going to throw this out here. 601 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,200 Okay. 602 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:43,240 There is a Led Zeppelin tribute group called Get the Leg Out. 603 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,240 Yes. 604 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,240 Yeah. 605 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:46,240 I've seen them online. 606 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,240 They look good, too. 607 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:56,240 Dude, it's a totally different experience in person. 608 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,240 Yeah. 609 00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:05,600 I took my daughter to see Get the Leg Out. 610 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:14,120 Here, Ozark amphitheater up street, same amphitheater I've been talking about. 611 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:22,480 The lead singer looks like. 612 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:23,480 Robert Plant? 613 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,480 No. 614 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:25,480 Howard Stern. 615 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:26,480 Okay. 616 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:38,080 Seriously, the band even made jokes on stage about it. 617 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:42,240 The lead singer looks like Howard Stern. 618 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:43,240 Oh, man. 619 00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,240 Big Bird. 620 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:45,240 He looks like Big Bird. 621 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:50,240 The lead guitarist looks like Robert Plant. 622 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:55,480 But I'll tell you what. 623 00:32:55,480 --> 00:33:00,760 That night, and there's no bullshit people. 624 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:12,240 That night when I was at that concert, I closed my eyes as I was singing to them. 625 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:18,520 I marked off singing Led Zeppelin live off my bucket list. 626 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:19,520 Wow. 627 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,120 Well, I mean. 628 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:27,280 Because Get the Leg Out, you listen to them. 629 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:30,760 I'm telling you, close your eyes. 630 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:35,120 You listen to the actual Led Zeppelin. 631 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:36,560 It sounded like them. 632 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:37,560 Well, okay. 633 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,840 It sounded like the old records. 634 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:40,840 Uh-huh. 635 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,480 And they were blind, man. 636 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:45,200 I'm like, but didn't open my eyes. 637 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,200 I'm looking at fucking Howard Stern. 638 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,880 I'm like, what the fuck, dude? 639 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:50,880 Well, you know what? 640 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:56,280 But at the same time, they made fun of that on stage, too. 641 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,240 Yeah, you know what? 642 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,080 That's cool that they can make fun of it. 643 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,560 Here's what I found out. 644 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,560 But they are awesome. 645 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:08,320 Anybody, and actually, I did read a report. 646 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:14,600 They are coming to Jefferson City, Missouri, at Cavalry Go Amphitheater. 647 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:15,600 Yeah. 648 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:21,480 I don't have it in front of me, but I'm just going to put it on my memory. 649 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:22,480 But they are coming. 650 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,480 I will get back to you on that date. 651 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,480 Okay. 652 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,480 Anybody that wants to catch them. 653 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,480 They are a great band. 654 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,480 You can follow them on Facebook. 655 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,480 You want to check them out. 656 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:34,480 All right. 657 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,480 I'm sure they got YouTube. 658 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:36,480 They got. 659 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,480 Yeah. 660 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,480 They are on YouTube. 661 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,480 They are a travel. 662 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:40,480 Okay. 663 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:45,480 And they are an awesome Zeppelin Tribute Band. 664 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:49,840 If you love Zeppelin, listen to them. 665 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,320 I can tell you this. 666 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:55,960 The best Kiss Tribute Band I've ever heard. 667 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,360 I forgot their name. 668 00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:58,920 Kiss Tribute Band. 669 00:34:58,920 --> 00:34:59,920 Okay. 670 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:00,920 Yeah. 671 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:05,160 They were the kind that you close your eyes and you think it's them, like you were saying. 672 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:14,520 Gene Simmons, the guy that played Gene Simmons was 5'6", about 300 pounds. 673 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:19,000 Paul Stanley had this spiky blonde hair. 674 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:23,160 5'2", 180 pounds. 675 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,880 Anyhow. 676 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:25,880 But the thing was is. 677 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:26,880 I'm guessing. 678 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,880 I'm guessing laughingly. 679 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,440 He sounded, he sung like Gene Simmons. 680 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,280 He played the bass like Gene Simmons. 681 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,600 And Paul Stanley looked weird but he sounded just like Paul Stanley. 682 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:38,880 He played like Paul Stanley. 683 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:39,880 Really? 684 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,400 Now Ace looked like Ace. 685 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,160 That was a pretty good comparison. 686 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,440 And Peter Chris looked like Peter Chris. 687 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,120 Is a pretty good comparison. 688 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:48,440 But I could not. 689 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,640 I had to not watch the band. 690 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:51,640 I know what you're saying. 691 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:52,640 And that same makeup. 692 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,120 About closing your eyes. 693 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,120 Yeah. 694 00:35:55,120 --> 00:36:00,160 I had to not watch the band because every time I saw this 5'6", 300 pound Gene Simmons 695 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,160 with a wig on. 696 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:05,200 His wig actually fell off during the performance. 697 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,720 A couple of times. 698 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:08,000 And it was just like. 699 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,640 It's like man this music is great but I cannot look at that guy anymore. 700 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,640 That's what I'm saying dude. 701 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:20,960 When I was at that Get the Let Out concert. 702 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:21,960 I love them. 703 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:22,960 They're amazing. 704 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:30,200 But imagine opening your eyes and seeing Howard Stern singing Stairway Dead. 705 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,200 Oh my god. 706 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,200 It would be like seeing Big Bird. 707 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,200 That would ruin the whole concert. 708 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,200 I kept my eyes closed. 709 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,200 That's funnier than hell. 710 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,200 It really really is. 711 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,200 I did go to the meet and greet afterwards. 712 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,200 Oh really? 713 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,200 Were they cool? 714 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,200 They're great guys. 715 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,200 That's cool. 716 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,200 I actually still follow them on Facebook. 717 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,200 Awesome. 718 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,200 It was funny. 719 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,200 I mean it was funny that they even made fun of it. 720 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,200 That he looked like Howard Stern. 721 00:36:50,200 --> 00:37:03,200 And that was out of his own mouth. 722 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:08,200 Here's a story that I wanted to get to but I never did download the story. 723 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,200 I love to. 724 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,200 I got a lot of them. 725 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:16,200 When we were talking about music I'll go ahead and get into it. 726 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,200 Yeah. 727 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,200 Okay. 728 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:23,200 Michael Schenkner is a really good guitarist from UFO and then on his own. 729 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:31,200 I guess he was Randy Rhoades, the late great Randy Rhoades favorite guitar player. 730 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:36,200 And he told Ozzy this and he told the whole Blizzard Rozz band he loved Michael Schenkner. 731 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,200 He loved his playing and all that stuff. 732 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:47,200 So when Randy tragically died Ozzy got a hold of Michael Schenkner and they couldn't come 733 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,200 to an agreement. 734 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:52,200 Michael Schenkner didn't want to play for Ozzy but didn't want to tell him because he heard 735 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,200 how crazy Ozzy was. 736 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,200 He's like man he goes I want to be a part of that. 737 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,200 Guy not showing up. 738 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,200 This and that and the other and everything. 739 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,200 Right? 740 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,200 So I can understand that. 741 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:08,200 He had a very bad reputation for not showing up, being drunk, horrible performances. 742 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:13,200 So when Ozzy called him and Sharon I guess was on the line too. 743 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,200 He came up with all these demands. 744 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:19,200 He said he wanted his own jet and all this stuff. 745 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,200 And I guess he got asked about it not too long ago. 746 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:26,200 He said yeah you know there's all these rumors about you joining the Blizzard of Oz and Ozzy 747 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:29,200 after Randy's death because he loved you. 748 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,200 You know Randy loved you. 749 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:31,200 And he said yeah. 750 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:34,200 He goes here's what that was and he finally explained it. 751 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:41,200 He said look I wasn't trying to be a dick trying to get all these favors for playing 752 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:42,200 guitar for him. 753 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:47,200 He said I simply wanted him to tell me no because I didn't have enough guts to say dude 754 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:53,200 you're always fucked up and I don't trust you. 755 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,200 Interesting right? 756 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,200 Right. 757 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,200 Yeah I thought that was a great story. 758 00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,200 I'm like wow. 759 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:03,200 So because I'd heard that a long time and Michael Shankner I guess a lot of people think 760 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:06,200 he's kind of hard to deal with. 761 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:10,200 I don't know you know of course there's no way I could know but I've read that before. 762 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:15,200 But it was interesting that on that story he was actually kind of being considerate 763 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,200 and not trying to piss Ozzy off. 764 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:21,200 Right I understand that. 765 00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:25,200 Yeah well anyhow did you have a story you said something about? 766 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:30,200 Yeah well I was going to add a little bit since you were talking about Ozzy. 767 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,200 Oh okay. 768 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:37,200 I read a story a while ago that I did not save. 769 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:41,200 It was about Jakey Lee. 770 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:49,200 Which I almost wanted to save but I figured we had so much other crap to go into tonight. 771 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,200 Well not now. 772 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,200 Now we're fucking free bowling it and I love this. 773 00:39:53,200 --> 00:40:02,200 Oh yeah it was like I said I actually deleted the story so but it was about Jakey Lee after 774 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:12,200 Andy and it was actually a good story and it went into what he's doing now. 775 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,200 What is he doing now? 776 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:18,200 And like I said I deleted the story so. 777 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,200 Hang on. 778 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,200 He has a new band now. 779 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,200 It was Red Dragon Cartel. 780 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,200 That's it. 781 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,200 That's it. 782 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,200 That's it. 783 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:28,200 Red Dragon Cartel. 784 00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:29,200 That's it. 785 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:33,200 That's the story I went into that I read into. 786 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:36,200 Okay let's see what's going on now. 787 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:43,200 I just read into it this morning and I've had a very very very busy day. 788 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:46,200 Okay they okay it seems like they still have the same. 789 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:52,200 I'm trying to keep my phone up and going so we can keep doing this podcast. 790 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,200 But I'm going to look into them. 791 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,200 I'm really interested. 792 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,200 Yeah Red Dirt. 793 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,200 I'm writing that down right now. 794 00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,200 Red Dragon Cartel. 795 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:03,200 Red Dragon Cartel. 796 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:04,200 Okay. 797 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,200 Okay. 798 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:14,200 Like I said I just ran into that story this morning and it was funny you happened to mention. 799 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,200 Looks like they're playing overseas currently. 800 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,200 Let's see. 801 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:31,200 Okay cool yeah it looks like they're playing in Europe currently. 802 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:36,200 So that's good you know that's good that they have an audience over in Europe because they're 803 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:39,200 not doing so well here I know that. 804 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:45,200 You know they had a couple of albums out and he's been on Eddie Trunk and I mean it's not 805 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,200 bad music it's just not real memorable music. 806 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:54,200 He's got a really good bassist and singer and drummer. 807 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:55,200 Let's see. 808 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,200 I still want to check them out. 809 00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,200 Yeah you should. 810 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,200 You should. 811 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,200 You can get all their music you can find it online easily. 812 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:10,200 So even if you look up Red Dragon Cartel and Google it it goes to where you can get them 813 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:16,200 on YouTube, Spotify, YouTube Music, Apple Music and all those big ones. 814 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,200 So okay. 815 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:24,200 Yeah like I said I did I had not heard of that band until today. 816 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:25,200 Okay. 817 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:29,200 So I didn't know what he was doing. 818 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,200 Okay. 819 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,200 I'm gonna check it out tomorrow. 820 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:39,200 Very cool yeah I mean it's good the guitar on it's good as you can imagine and you know 821 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:44,200 I've always liked Jakey Lee's guitar and it was completely different than Randy you know 822 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:49,200 but it was good you know it fit in with all the Aussies music very well with the Bark 823 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:54,200 and the Moon and Ultimate Sin Errors. 824 00:42:54,200 --> 00:43:02,200 Okay here's where I'm at with that and I think most of the public will agree. 825 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,200 Okay. 826 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:08,200 Jakey Lee took over for Randy. 827 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:11,200 He had big shoes to fill. 828 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,200 Yes. 829 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:18,200 This is an ongoing story to read many stories about it. 830 00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:22,200 Jakey just kind of fell off after that. 831 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:27,200 Well he joined Badlands him and Ray Gillan who passed away. 832 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:34,200 Okay well he yeah he did Badlands. 833 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:44,200 But after Ozzy he kind of fell away he took some time off man. 834 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:48,200 He had a big shoe to fill. 835 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,200 He had a lot of problems. 836 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,200 That would be a lot of mental. 837 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:57,200 Because people loved Randy they blamed him for being there instead of Randy they'd flip 838 00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:02,200 him off they'd yell at him they'd spit at him and stuff. 839 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:06,200 I found that really interesting why they couldn't help it. 840 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,200 Randy died couldn't play anymore. 841 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:09,200 Yeah. 842 00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,200 They had to have a guitarist. 843 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,200 And Jakey just took up for him. 844 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:16,200 Why he was asked to do you know. 845 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:20,200 You see and at the time George Lynch was one of the finalists. 846 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,200 He did great at the time. 847 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:25,200 George Lynch was one of the finalists I forgot Brad Gillis. 848 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,200 They wanted Brad Gillis to play. 849 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:31,200 There was all these other really good guitarists that were finalists. 850 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:35,200 They decided on Jakey Lee because it was also his look too. 851 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:39,200 They wanted to look they wanted him to look completely different than Randy Rhodes. 852 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:48,200 So people would maybe forget or not forget but not be so hung up on looking like Randy 853 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:49,200 Rhodes. 854 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:53,200 And you know they wanted Ozzy go there and pick the guy up and all that stuff and everything. 855 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:58,200 And they wanted it to be like the same thing where Ozzy and Sharon were like well it can't 856 00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,200 be the same thing because it's not. 857 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:04,200 But Jake did what he needed to do. 858 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,200 Yeah. 859 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,200 Yeah. 860 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:09,200 And Ozzy moved on. 861 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,200 Well Jakey Lee I think. 862 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,200 Let me look I can't remember. 863 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:20,200 I think Jakey Lee may have stepped down. 864 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,200 He did. 865 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:22,200 He did. 866 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:33,200 I that was one of my reports Jakey Lee just backed out. 867 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:41,200 He took some time off and that's why he's come up with this new album. 868 00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:44,200 Well they did have a couple of. 869 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,200 Come on. 870 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,200 He got. 871 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,200 Okay. 872 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,200 Come on. 873 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,200 Think about it Mark. 874 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,200 I got it right here. 875 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:57,200 If you were in Jakey Lee's shoes. 876 00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,200 Uh huh. 877 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:10,200 And you found out Randy Rhodes died and you got asked to take his place with Ozzy Osbourne. 878 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,200 Well of course. 879 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:17,200 Back in the day that would be a lot of pressure. 880 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:24,200 Well afterwards Jake kind of gave up and he took some time off. 881 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,200 I read the article. 882 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,200 Okay. 883 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,200 Here's what it says. 884 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,200 Then he started coming back. 885 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,200 Here's what it says here Rob. 886 00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,200 Okay this is Wikipedia. 887 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:40,200 After being fired from Ozzy's band Lee formed the blues based hard rock band Badlands with 888 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,200 vocalist Ray Gillen in 1988. 889 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:48,200 Badlands consisted of Lee Gillen drummer Eric Singer and bassist Eric Singer of course you 890 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,200 know from Kiss. 891 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:51,200 Went to Kiss. 892 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:54,200 Yeah and bassist Greg Chesson. 893 00:46:54,200 --> 00:47:01,200 The band released their self titled debut album in 1989 and it actually did fairly well. 894 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:10,200 They even toured but what happened is Ray Gillen said he contacted AIDS and he passed 895 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:13,200 away from complications to AIDS. 896 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:18,200 He said he got it from a groupie and that's kind of what happened to that band is they 897 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:25,200 were actually doing pretty good and then Ray Gillen got AIDS and then subsequently 898 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:28,200 died as a byproduct of AIDS. 899 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:34,200 And then after that Jakey Lee was nowhere to be found for years and years and then there's 900 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:41,200 all these rumors people saying that they seen him smoking crack in Vegas and you know he's 901 00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:44,200 fucking homeless and all this stuff. 902 00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:47,200 But it doesn't sound like any of that was true. 903 00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:49,200 I heard him do an interview with Eddie Trunk. 904 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,200 He sounded good. 905 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,200 He sounded fine. 906 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,200 Yeah. 907 00:47:53,200 --> 00:48:01,200 No the whole thing is I remember some of it here and it's on here that Jakey Lee Ozzy 908 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:06,200 felt that Jakey Lee and Sharon felt that he was always being combative and he really didn't 909 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:13,200 like that role and he was difficult to work with and that is why. 910 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:25,200 Jake at that point was being, he had a lot of pressure on him at that point man. 911 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:31,200 Well yeah. 912 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:38,200 Okay here's the official story Rob. 913 00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:43,200 According to Jake he was abruptly fired by phone soon after the Ultimate Sin Tour had 914 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:44,200 ended. 915 00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:50,200 Jake claimed in a 1990 MTV interview as a member of Badlands that he was washing his 916 00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:56,200 classic cars when the call came from an unnamed caller that he had been fired from Ozzy Osbourne 917 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,200 band. 918 00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:04,200 At the time he blamed Sharon Arden Osbourne, likely the caller, with whom he implied he 919 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,200 had never gotten along with. 920 00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:11,200 In 2020 Jake claimed that Sharon had scammed him out of royalties and songwriting credits 921 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:15,200 and that she, Sharon, could be self-indictive. 922 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:21,200 However, this version of evidence is contradicting somewhat by 2018 interview with Jake which 923 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:24,200 was published by blabbermouth.net. 924 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:27,200 Sharon called me and said she wanted me to have dinner with me, she wanted to have dinner 925 00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,200 with me, I recall. 926 00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:33,200 I suppose there was clues in there because she was talking about how someday Jake when 927 00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:39,200 you have your own band I will think her major piece of advice would be on time. 928 00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:43,200 When you're a leader of a band you kind of need to set an example and you need to be 929 00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:47,200 on time and that was the only clue I really had. 930 00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:51,200 Continuing Jake said that although there were clues Osbourne didn't actually tell him he 931 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,200 was out of the band. 932 00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:58,200 My roommate at the time was also my guitar tech and he came back from the rainbow and 933 00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:05,200 he'd seen Ozzy's bandmates Phil Ozzy and Randy Castile on drums said he came up to 934 00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:09,200 him and said so what are you going to do now that Jake's out of the band. 935 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:14,200 So he said that that's how he found out about it first and then he came back and said he 936 00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:17,200 was abruptly fired over the phone by Sharon. 937 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:26,200 So it sounds to me like those two interviews he did about his firing contradict each other. 938 00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:33,200 Well it kind of sounds like he should not have answered that or asked that question. 939 00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:38,200 Yes he should have just said you know what I already said everything I'm going to say. 940 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:41,200 He just said I'm going to take the high road. 941 00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:45,200 So who are you going to bring in to replace me? 942 00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,200 Well they did very well. 943 00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:50,200 Welcome Mr. Zach Wild. 944 00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:56,200 Yep Zach Wild had actually been really popular on these calls to Zach Adams. 945 00:50:56,200 --> 00:51:00,200 Yeah you know and anyhow they changed his name to Wild. 946 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:08,200 I mean I do not take anything from Jake Ely. 947 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,200 I don't. 948 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:11,200 He's a great guitarist. 949 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,200 He's fantastic. 950 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:22,200 It's just that for Ozzy I mean yeah he did great for replacement. 951 00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:32,200 And I'm going to actually be so horrendous in the solo stuff which I have not done which 952 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:33,200 I should have done. 953 00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:40,200 Ok first off Badlands when you listen to Badlands don't expect to hear all this guitar craziness. 954 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:43,200 No it is blues rock. 955 00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,200 It's blues rock. 956 00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:48,200 And then Red Dragon Cartel there's some flashingness. 957 00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,200 I can understand that. 958 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:54,200 Actually I think I have heard some Badlands. 959 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:55,200 Oh I'm sure you have. 960 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,200 They've had a couple of decent hits. 961 00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:04,200 So anyhow alrighty let's go ahead and conclude this podcast Rob you want to? 962 00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,200 That's up to you. 963 00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:12,200 Yeah let's go ahead and call it an evening because I got some stuff I got to get to. 964 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1029 00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:51,200 If you like it. 1030 00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:52,200 And we can put it somewhere. 1031 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,200 But this old guy that I knew down the road from me. 1032 00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,200 There was a Vietnam. 1033 00:55:56,200 --> 00:56:03,200 He told me that one day you know him and a couple of guys got a day off from the war. 1034 00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,200 So they went into the nearest town to go look for some hookers. 1035 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:09,200 You know they're like you know if we're going to die we're going to get laid. 1036 00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,200 So okay all right. 1037 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:23,200 So they go in there and I guess the Viet Cong loaded the prostitutes full of stuff called the Bull Weevil Clap. 1038 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:24,200 Yeah. 1039 00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:26,200 Oh it is. 1040 00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:31,200 So anyhow he said you know they all went and you know did what they needed to do. 1041 00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:32,200 You know they thought they were all going to die. 1042 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,200 So they went and they got laid. 1043 00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:37,200 And the next day when a guy comes in he goes oh my god. 1044 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,200 He goes I hurt so bad. 1045 00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:42,200 You know my fucking dick hurts like hell. 1046 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,200 My stomach hurts. 1047 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:45,200 I think I'm going to die. 1048 00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,200 What did they do with those damn hookers? 1049 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:50,200 So anyhow and he started hurting really bad. 1050 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,200 He said it hurt so bad you could hardly breathe. 1051 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,200 You could feel it in your dick shaft. 1052 00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:55,200 It hurt so bad. 1053 00:56:55,200 --> 00:57:00,200 So they all go in and I guess it's like a horrible infection. 1054 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:03,200 And if you don't get it treated it will kill you. 1055 00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:06,200 Like you know go up your scrotum and into your testicles. 1056 00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:13,200 And anyhow the only cure back then was is they had to take this glass rod. 1057 00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:16,200 Shove it in the end of your penis. 1058 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:20,200 And mash it with a rubber mallet. 1059 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:25,200 And then they have to physically squeeze all the infection out of your penis. 1060 00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,200 I've heard of this. 1061 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:28,200 Yes. 1062 00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:34,200 And this took like four hours of mashing this rod. 1063 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,200 And then squeezing all the infection out. 1064 00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:38,200 Because if they don't get all the infection out right then. 1065 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:39,200 It flares right back up. 1066 00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:40,200 Yes. 1067 00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:41,200 Seals your pee pee shut. 1068 00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:42,200 Yes. 1069 00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:48,200 Yeah that was the old joke of you know oh there's you know if you catch VD your dick's going to turn black and fall off. 1070 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,200 There are actually STDs. 1071 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:52,200 That was worst case scenario. 1072 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:57,200 It actually will turn black and fall off because the tissue will die. 1073 00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:03,200 Yeah it's kind of like a grand again green type of deal you know or something like that. 1074 00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:18,200 So anyhow yeah he said after that he said no more hookers.