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Real hilarity. 23 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:50,000 May every empty parking space you see in the distance actually contain a motorcycle. 24 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:55,000 If you love vomit, we have the podcast for you. 25 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,000 Two thimble dicks and a crash cart will be right back. 26 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Two Douchebags and a Microphone. Because we all need dick jokes. 27 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,000 Two Douchebags and a Microphone, I'm Mark. 28 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 And I am Rob. 29 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Hey, good evening man. We've had an interesting discussion that we're going to get to here in a little bit, which I love. 30 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Yeah, yeah. 31 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 You guys are going to love it too. 32 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 I'm saying the picture now. 33 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Okay, thank you. 34 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Well, anyhow, I've got something here that was interesting. 35 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:53,000 There's a bathroom in Kentucky that has a famous restroom. 36 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:57,000 It happens to be a disco themed bathroom. 37 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,000 This bathroom appears to be... 38 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 That sounds awesome. 39 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,000 It really is dude. 40 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:10,000 This bathroom appears to be quite normal until you hit this big red button on its wall. 41 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Once you smack the button, then the whole crapper becomes one big disco party. 42 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,000 That's right. 43 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:24,000 It sounds like... Strobe lights, a disco ball, and of course, loud disco music. 44 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 So you're hearing like the Bee Gees and stuff like that going on. 45 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 People love this bathroom. 46 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Dude, them fucking mirrored light balls. That'd be cool. 47 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 I would jump up with my pants down and just start fucking dancing. 48 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 That'd be awesome. 49 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Fucking turd hanging out on me. I don't care. I'll be like, ah, ah, ah, ah, staying alive. 50 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,000 So anyhow. 51 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Okay, so loud disco music, the strobe lights, disco ball, all that good stuff. 52 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:59,000 People love this bathroom concept so much that now customers are booking appointments in it to wed. 53 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 That's right. 54 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 To wed. 55 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Tie the knot in the shitter. 56 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:11,000 The last ones were booked on Valentine's Day. Good old VD. Yes. 57 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:15,000 This story was made for us. 58 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Yes, it was. When I first come across it, I'm like, ah, ah, this is leading off. We're leading off. 59 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 You got me topped for the night, brother. 60 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 But wait, there's more. 61 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 Oh, wait, there's more. 62 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:38,000 Well, like always, our good buddy Jeffy X found some wedding venues that were on the table that were scrapped. 63 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Who else but Jeffy X, right? 64 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Oh, well, yeah. 65 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:50,000 He found all these wedding venues that they, you know, did focus panels on or whatever and people decided not to do it. 66 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:55,000 And if you've been listening to the program for very long at all, here's what it is. 67 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Jeffy X is our secret informant. He's our guy out on the run. 68 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,000 He wears disguises or what have you. And he gets into these places. 69 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:08,000 He finds new douche flavors. He finds secret product ideas that failed. 70 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:14,000 He is a modern day Dick Tracy. And if you don't know who Dick Tracy is, Google it. 71 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:20,000 So anyhow, anyhow, Jeffy X is so cool. 72 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:25,000 If you don't know who Dick Tracy is, you're too young. 73 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 Exactly. Go change your diaper. 74 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:33,000 Yeah, you need to get with our generation. 75 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,000 Damn whippersnappers. 76 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:42,000 So, okay. Jeffy X is so cool and does all this for us. 77 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:50,000 You know, he sends me the email and then, you know, on the email it says, you know, in 10 seconds, in 10 minutes this email is going to disappear. 78 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Well, I barely got to the printer and I barely printed these out. 79 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Thank God. I mean, just like a second later proof the email was gone. 80 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 You're always on it. 81 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,000 I know, I know. He keeps my motos. 82 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,000 I've got to give you credit as a boss. You are on it. 83 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 He keeps my motos. 84 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 I appreciate working for you. 85 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Thank you. Yeah. Hey, you know what your bonus is, Rob? 86 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 What? 87 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,000 Nothing. 88 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,000 Awesome. 89 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,000 I love it. 90 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,000 Well, Rob's my favorite employee. He's awesome. 91 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,000 Hey, that's better than me having to pay you. 92 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Yeah, that's right. 93 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,000 Yeah, yeah. 94 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:37,000 Well, I mean, I am going to give you a laptop and a microphone and headphones when I do see you. 95 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,000 Yes, yes. 96 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 So, I mean, yeah, that's somewhat of a payment, right? I don't know. 97 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Well, Jeffy X is so cool. 98 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,000 That's just keeping the show going. 99 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Yeah, it is. 100 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:54,000 I'll show you how to operate it so the next time I'm on a cruise or on vacation, you call me. 101 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,000 And then we just go like that. 102 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:05,000 So, it's real, the equipment is real easy to operate. It's on a timetable basis. 103 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Anyhow, you know what? 104 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:13,000 We will get there once we can reach each other two and a half hours away from each other. 105 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Yes. So, anyhow, we will get to that one of these days. So, and also I'm going to give you a bunch of disk drives for USB drives full of all of the skits and bits and all that stuff in every show. 106 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Oh, good. So, I could add them in. So, I could do everything when you're at it. 107 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Yes, that way we have backup of everything and they're on it. I've got them on little USB drives right now, but we need everything backed up, but we need double of everything. 108 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 You need to have everything and then I need to have everything and all that. 109 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:57,000 So, anyhow, Jeffy X was so cool at doing all of this that Rob embroidered him a pair of Jeffy X underwear. 110 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:03,000 It says Jeffy on the back and X on the front, right? 111 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Yes, and it's Jeffy on the back, yeah, Jeffy on the back, X on the front. 112 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 And Rob also... 113 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:19,000 But I did talk to him. We'll get to that in a minute once you mention a certain outfit. 114 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Okay, so Rob took the liberty of going ahead and sewing a Steven Pearcey pouch on the front of it in his underwear and this was allegedly that Steven Pearcey of the Glam Band Rat used to stuff socks in his secret pouch to look more appeasing to women and maybe some gay males. 115 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:48,000 So, anyhow, Rob did that, but we're sure Jeffy X does not need that. 116 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:59,000 He also embroidered him a flying bat suit and Jeffy X's favorite, a Sergeant Pepper outfit that he wears everywhere. 117 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,000 And people are like, does he wash the thing? We don't think he washes it. 118 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 So, anyhow, he wore it everywhere. 119 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,000 Yeah, that's what I was going to go into. 120 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 Oh, okay. 121 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 I talked to him yesterday. 122 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Mm-hmm. 123 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 He has not washed that suit yet. 124 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,000 Rob, here's the answer. You need to make him another... 125 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:29,000 I'm telling you, dude, it's got to be dry cleaned. He says, I'm not washing it. 126 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,000 Here's what you do. 127 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,000 He stains all over that thing, man. I don't know what the hell he's been doing. 128 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Oh, you know what? That's Jeffy X's business. I'm not here to judge. 129 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Exactly. 130 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,000 So, anyhow... 131 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:53,000 And me, I'm a pretty simple guy. If I did things against the law, if I would break the law, I would buy him 80 hookers and about 10 pounds of blow. 132 00:10:54,000 --> 00:11:00,000 But we don't break the law here, two douchebags and microphones. So he's going to get the monetary equivalent when I see him. 133 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:05,000 Man, Dian, he told me he's coming your way, so you better get the payment ready. 134 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Yeah, I got it ready. I got it in a cashier's check. 135 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000 So that way, if he loses... 136 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,000 He loves you. He trusts you. He just... 137 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Well, if he loses it... 138 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000 He hasn't had a chance to make it your way yet. 139 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:23,000 Yeah. Well, if he loses it, then I can go ahead and have it canceled and then give him the money later. I'm just watching out for Jeffy X. 140 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 Yeah, I got it. Now, he understands that. 141 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Oh, Rob, and a disclaimer. If you don't know what a cashier's check is, Google it. 142 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000 He understands. 143 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:43,000 Yep. All right. Well, number one, the wedding venues have failed. The carp and gar hatchery venue did not go over well. 144 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,000 Why not? 145 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:51,000 The fish smell was upsetting to certain women. Allegedly. 146 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Oh, come on. 147 00:11:53,000 --> 00:12:02,000 I don't... I have nothing to do with these. I thought a carp and gar wedding would be excellent. 148 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000 That'd be awesome. 149 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:09,000 You could grab a couple in a sailing net and, I don't know, play catch the carp. 150 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:14,000 You have your decorations and your meal all in one. 151 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:20,000 You could take a gar and poke someone in the ass with it for shits and giggles. Wouldn't that be great? 152 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:28,000 You'd be like, oh, hey, oh, it's a gar. You got me, Rob. Oh, you're such a card. Oh, man. 153 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:40,000 Number two, the Ukrainian Southern Border Wedding venue was also denied. Claimed it was the wrong kind of blast. 154 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Eh, I guess so. 155 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Eh. Eh, eh, eh. Okay. Look, they're not all gems, okay? 156 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:55,000 Well, we... you and I and our listeners know not all of them are gems. 157 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,000 Not all of them are gems. Every now and then you get a turd in that diamond factory. 158 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000 Excuse me. Not all listeners are assholes. 159 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:09,000 Oh, yeah, yeah. Assholes. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, real quick. Hi, Opal. 160 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Hi, Opal. Love you, Grandma. 161 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:19,000 We love you and I forgot our grandson's name already, so anyhow. And grandson. I'll go back and look through the email. 162 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,000 Johnny? 163 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Johnny. Yeah, Johnny. That sounds great. Okay. Thank you, Johnny. I don't know. You know what? 164 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 I can't... it's something close to that. 165 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,000 Rob, it's a thought that can't be, right? 166 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 Hey, as long as we remember Opal, that's all that matters. 167 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Yes, that's right. And that's all he cared about was Opal. So you know what? Thank you. Thank you, Grandma Opal. We love you. Thanks for listening. 168 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Yes. 169 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:51,000 And thank God you have a really, really cool grandson that downloads the show and lets you listen to it. So. 170 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:56,000 And if you want to get some local news, we'll cover it too. 171 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Yeah, yeah. We can tell you what's going on in Dodge City. 172 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:04,000 We'll make it part of my segment if we have to. 173 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000 The Dodge City Showdown or something like that. 174 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 Yeah, there you go. That'd be awesome. 175 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:23,000 Yeah, with the Dodge City Showdown. It would kind of like reminiscent of like Matt Dillon and all that. You know, Dodge City, Kansas, famous Western fighting city. Yeah. 176 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Alright. Number three. 177 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:30,000 Give us the demolition derby results. Whatever. 178 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:35,000 Oh, that would be cool. Oh yeah. Car number five ran into car number three. 179 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Car number one ran into car number seven. Car number seven caught flames. Guy ran out screaming. What could go wrong? 180 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:58,000 Number three. The win of President Biden as your ring bearer contest is off. Turns out in all the rehearsals Biden kept telling the whipper snappers to get off his lawn. 181 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Wait a second. Repeat that. 182 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:08,000 The win of President Biden as your ring bearer contest is off. 183 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:15,000 Turns out in all the rehearsals, Biden kept telling the whipper snappers to get off his lawn. 184 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:25,000 So evidently this was going to be a venue where you had President Biden be the ring bearer, you know, and he's supposed to walk over there with the rings. 185 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:30,000 I just wanted to make sure I heard the first part right, but I agree with everything else. 186 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:35,000 Well, you know, and besides, Addy Prade. 187 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,000 Yeah, I know. It wasn't you. 188 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 It wasn't me, Jeffy X. 189 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,000 You're only the messenger. 190 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:51,000 That's right. And even if I did come up with that, can anyone argue that the guy is not fucking? 191 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Let's not go there. 192 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000 Yeah, okay. Number four. 193 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000 You were going off script there. 194 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:01,000 Yes. Yes. I'm very sorry. All apologies. 195 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:06,000 Dad, Dad could send his whole podcast to a different level. 196 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:11,000 Look, it's just a joke. The guy's fucking AD and he forgets shit all the time. It's just a joke. 197 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,000 You can love the guy all you want. 198 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,000 Okay. Number four. 199 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:22,000 They have your wedding at Levi's Stadium with the 49ers contest is also off. 200 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:29,000 The players were complaining that the groom was holding the rings. 201 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:33,000 Have you heard that? All the 49ers fans say. 202 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 203 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:38,000 The Chiefs are holding. 204 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,000 Number five. 205 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:46,000 The rent Vince knew for your wedding officiator has been canceled officially. 206 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:53,000 Vince kept eating all the wedding cake. I believe it. 207 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 208 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000 I can see that. 209 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:02,000 Yeah, that pie hole has got a lot of workouts. 210 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:10,000 They have your wedding at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame was canned. They couldn't figure out who to book. 211 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Ain't that right? 212 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Yep. 213 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:21,000 Yeah. If you ever want to watch someone do something backwards half ass and dumb, that's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 214 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:25,000 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 215 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:30,000 I went in that last podcast and yeah. 216 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:35,000 I see why so many entertainers don't want nothing to do with it. 217 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,000 Yep. Yeah. Yep. 218 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Too many people getting in. It should not be. 219 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Yeah. It's a travesty. I mean, it's just anyhow. 220 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:54,000 I love the fact that when they nominated and put in Dolly Parton, she promptly went out and made a rock album. 221 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 So she deserved it. 222 00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:00,000 Okay. Yeah, I agree on Dolly Parton. 223 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,000 That's integrity. 224 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:07,000 That's because she's been a musician for so many years. 225 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,000 She respects the art. She's like, I'm not a rock. 226 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,000 And she tried a rock album. 227 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:17,000 Which is very good. She picked some really good people to write with. 228 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000 But no. 229 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,000 Well, actually, actually, if you think about it. 230 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000 Yeah. 231 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:27,000 Her and Kitty Rogers did the Stone Island in a string. 232 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000 And it was it was poppy. 233 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,000 It was on the pop charts. 234 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000 Yeah. 235 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000 For a long time. 236 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000 Top of the pop charts. 237 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,000 I wouldn't exactly call it the rock charts that it was on. 238 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:44,000 So anyhow, it was like the hot 100 or whatever they call it. 239 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Yeah. Yeah. Top 100. 240 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000 Yeah. Yeah. 241 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000 Yeah. So. 242 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:55,000 All right. The next have your wedding deep in Bates County, Missouri woods was scrapped. 243 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,000 The meth head in their tents kept taking shots. 244 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 No, no, no. 245 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 Yes. 246 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000 I disagree. 247 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000 Okay. 248 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000 You guys should be gone. 249 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Plus that odd horrible cooking smell was very unpleasant. 250 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 Come on. These are my boys here. 251 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:17,000 All right. You're talking about Montrose. No, Montrose is in Henry County. 252 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,000 Oh, well, still, still. 253 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 That's why I didn't pick Henry County. 254 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000 I kind of back them. 255 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:27,000 Because the beautiful town of Montrose I cannot make fun of. 256 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:32,000 In a quarter mile radius, you have a campgrounds, a power plant and a junkyard. 257 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,000 What else does one need? 258 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000 Oh, my God. 259 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 Oh, and then what was it? 260 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000 Just a little, just a little away from that. 261 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,000 I got meat processing too. 262 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000 Oh, yes. 263 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000 That was all off email. 264 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 That's right. I forgot about that. 265 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,000 They had to go towards me. 266 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 It did, didn't it? 267 00:19:54,000 --> 00:20:00,000 I love these guys, man. They're opening the door for us. 268 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:08,000 This next joke, I'm going to go ahead and leave off because it might get us a little bit of heat or a lot of heat. 269 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,000 So, okay. And fine. I skipped that. 270 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:20,000 And finally, they have two douchebags and microphone. Mary, you was cut because of lack of interest. 271 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Oh, come on. 272 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:27,000 No, no bullshit. I call. Okay. 273 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 I may or may not have added that. 274 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:35,000 My brother. Okay. We'll get in this discussion here in a few minutes. 275 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000 Okay. 276 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,000 About my brother. 277 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000 You know what? 278 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:44,000 Rob is to be a licensed minister. He can marry anybody. 279 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000 Oh, that's cool. 280 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000 The first rule of comedy is. 281 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:50,000 And he'll get into his sea land adventure. 282 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000 That sounds great. 283 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000 An update. 284 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:57,000 But Rob, the first rule of comedy is being able to make fun of yourself, right? 285 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000 Oh, definitely. 286 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 Yeah. So that's what we do here. 287 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000 Got it. 288 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:07,000 Yep. Just to prove that we are not to be taken seriously and we do parody here. 289 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000 There you go. 290 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:15,000 And speaking of that, someone tried to catch us on a fake story already. 291 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000 Oh. 292 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:22,000 But I don't have that one. I downloaded some other emails that were ahead of it. 293 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,000 But someone thought they caught us, but it wasn't a fake story. It was a true story. 294 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:31,000 And I just I'm going to send them back where to get it at the story. 295 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:36,000 But yeah, it's good because one person already responded, thought they got us. 296 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:43,000 And also this person demanded that I send his pencil shavings to him if he wins. 297 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000 So I said, OK. 298 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:50,000 Well, such is a true story. You're not getting your pencil shavings. 299 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:58,000 So when I send a response, then you know what? They can look it up. 300 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 I'll have all the information there for him. 301 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:05,000 Or I might just take the whole article and put it in a PDF file and send it to him. 302 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000 Anyhow, it just depends on the kind of type I have. 303 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:15,000 But at the same time, probably missed the wrong story. 304 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:19,000 Could be. Could be. Or maybe we didn't do a fake story yet. 305 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:23,000 Yeah, we may not have, but we may have. You don't know. 306 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:28,000 The week's coming up here. So if we didn't do a fake story, we can get to you quick. 307 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,000 So anyhow, let's take our first break. 308 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:37,000 And when we come back, we'll get into your brother's shenanigans. How's that? 309 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:42,000 It sounds great. Yeah, he mentioned it was talk to people. 310 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:48,000 He's got my heart about this. OK, I'll do it tonight. So it'll be good. 311 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:54,000 All right. We will talk to you people here in a little bit. 312 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Oh, shit. What's that over there? Oh, no. 313 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,000 It's island of horrible jokes. 314 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:11,000 I can't take my dog to the lake. The ducks keep attacking him. 315 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:15,000 That's what I get for having a purebred dog. 316 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:31,000 The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. 317 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,000 But we can tell you what you can eat. 318 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:41,000 On most of these apocalypse series, we tell you what plants you can eat in case of an apocalypse, 319 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:49,000 and you have to go out to your yard for food. Well, this one is going to explain to you the plants you may be aware of to not eat. 320 00:23:49,000 --> 00:24:01,000 Plants that could be toxic usually might have milky white sap, thorns, spines or fine hairs or leaves or stems. 321 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Pods with bulbs, beans or seeds, stems or trunks that have an almond scent, 322 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:17,000 three-leaf foliage growth. Also, be aware of intensely bitter or sappy flavor, 323 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:22,000 foliage reminiscent of dill, parsley or carrot. 324 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,000 Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser. 325 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,000 Are you a parking ticket? You got five written all over you. 326 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:38,000 When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water because nobody likes a stinky asshole. 327 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,000 Two ass bags and a box of Cheez-Its will be right back. 328 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,000 Now we go to the amazing Mark the Palm Reader. 329 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:55,000 Hello everybody and welcome to Mark the Amazing Palm Reader. First in line, please step up. 330 00:24:55,000 --> 00:25:04,000 Let's see young lady, I see a long lifeline. I see success, happiness, love, fortune. 331 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,000 I also see a bit index finger. 332 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Twenty dollars please. 333 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:25,000 Now from this underground bunker in Camden, Missouri, stocked full of dried guts, canned food and a couple of vibrating toys, 334 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:29,000 is ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Ratt. 335 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:53,000 I intend to live forever. So far, so good. 336 00:25:53,000 --> 00:26:04,000 Alright Rob, we spoke a little bit ago about your brother and his shenanigans that are really kind of cool. 337 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:14,000 Okay, well, there is no way to, I mean there is no ring on this, so I'm just getting word for word from here. 338 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000 Okay. 339 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:25,000 Anybody has been listening to my brother and I have sent pictures proving this to Mark. 340 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000 Yes. 341 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 Did you get the last picture? 342 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000 Yes I did. 343 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000 Ain't that cute? 344 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,000 It's funny, I love it. I love it. 345 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:45,000 Flagpole Eric. My brother, we did a story, well Mark did a story about a country called Sealand. 346 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000 Right off the coast of England. 347 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:52,000 Population of like one or two, whatever. 348 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 Something like that. 349 00:26:54,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Well, you can go online and become a lord, which my brother did, and he has documentation which Mark has a picture of. 350 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Yes. 351 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:19,000 It says Lord Tom of Sealand and everything. I've sent him a picture of the certification. 352 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000 Yep. 353 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:42,000 And then my brother goes and puts up what I would call a she shed with a flagpole, but he actually has a Sealand flag flying. 354 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:55,000 So therefore my brother is outside Jeff City, Missouri with a Sealand embassy. 355 00:27:55,000 --> 00:28:00,000 This is the American embassy of Sealand. His brother did it. 356 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:06,000 It is. You see the pictures. It's real. 357 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:20,000 And yeah, it's fucking hilarious. Me and my brother got talking and I said what about war? He goes, who's going to invade me? 358 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:24,000 Yeah, I mean, were they going to get a platform? 359 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:30,000 But I'll tell you what, it's a good looking little she shed. Got a little porch on the front. 360 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000 That's cool. 361 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:41,000 Yeah, Mark, like I said, I sent a picture of Mark. It's a good looking little place. 362 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000 It's really, really cool. 363 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,000 It's worthy of being called an embassy. 364 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:53,000 Yeah. Yeah, I love it. And think of the shenanigans that can go from there. 365 00:28:53,000 --> 00:29:01,000 Now his wife, and like I said, I just talked to him a little while ago before we went on air. 366 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:10,000 Now his wife wants to be a Baroness. So now he needs to spend more money to become a Baroness. 367 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:17,000 Hey, we got to make two douchebags and a microphone the official show of Sealand. 368 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:23,000 Well, I'll tell you what, I'm going to join. 369 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000 Okay. 370 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,000 I already made up my mind when I get a little extra money. 371 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000 Okay. 372 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:39,000 It cost him $60 to become a Lord between Christmas and Valentine's Day. They were run of special. 373 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,000 Oh, they were $60 to be a Lord. 374 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,000 They were. They were run of special. 375 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:49,000 Well, I guess I got to pay the full $80 to be the Lord, I guess. 376 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:56,000 Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm getting ready. I'm going to do it myself. What the hell? 377 00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:01,000 My brother's got like, what do you say, eight certifications now? 378 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:11,000 Okay. We've got to both do it. And then that way we can claim Sealand is land of two douchebags and a microphone. 379 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000 Yeah. 380 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:19,000 No, that's what I'm saying. I'm going to get into it. We're going to do this. Yeah. 381 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,000 Man, I, yeah. 382 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 That could be our new home. 383 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:28,000 Yes. Yes. I love it. The possibilities are there. 384 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:35,000 I'm sorry, assholes, but Kansas City let Des Moines take over. 385 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000 Yes. 386 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 Come on. You're letting us down. 387 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:44,000 But then again, don't be dogging Kansas City because they're our second market and they're really strong. 388 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:51,000 I know they are, but they're a long town. 389 00:30:51,000 --> 00:31:01,000 But Des Moines, I don't know how Des Moines figured us out or whatever, but anyhow, we thank them immensely. 390 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:05,000 Did you take a look at the numbers? 391 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:14,000 Yeah, I have. And like tomorrow, I'm going to check out that radio station they have to listen to. 392 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:18,000 I'm going to give my opinion tomorrow night. 393 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:25,000 Well, everybody hates those two jokers or whatever they call them on the station up there. 394 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,000 So I want to hear it for myself. 395 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,000 Okay. 396 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,000 I'm not going off anybody else's opinion. 397 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:37,000 I love my own opinion. And then I'll give my opinion on Des Moines radio tomorrow. 398 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:42,000 Okay. So what are you going to do? Just look for the rock station or the classic rock station? 399 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:47,000 If I could pick it up. I mean, I got to go through the internet. 400 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:53,000 Hopefully they'll pick it up to be on the internet like IHART or TuneIn. 401 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,000 I think that they're probably most of them are on the internet. 402 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,000 Most stations are on the internet and do broadcast on the internet. 403 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:06,000 Oh, because I want to hear these guys. I want to hear what everybody's giving up for us. 404 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,000 Yeah. 405 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,000 They got to be bad, man. They got to be bad. 406 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:16,000 Yeah. And I mean, it would have to be. 407 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:25,000 All right. How about if we go into Ace Freely's new album that dropped yesterday? 408 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:29,000 I have been waiting here and I've not heard it yet. Let's do it. 409 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:34,000 Okay. It dropped yesterday and I listened to every bit of it yesterday. 410 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:39,000 And I wrote this out yesterday because I am a huge Ace Freely fan. 411 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000 And Mick Mars is... 412 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000 We both are. 413 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:49,000 Ace Freely's album is 100,000, 10,000 volts. 414 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:53,000 And Mick Mars dropped his album, his solo album too. 415 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000 It's called The Other Side of Mars. 416 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,000 And I will have probably... 417 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:06,000 I will have that review of that up probably not tomorrow because we have so much stuff we got to get to. 418 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000 Probably next week. 419 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:12,000 And that would give me a little bit of time to write it out because tomorrow is going to be a busy day. 420 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,000 So anyhow. 421 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:19,000 So you're getting Ace Freely now and then Mick Mars is the second one. 422 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:24,000 And the reason Mick Mars is second and Ace Freely took president over is because it's really... 423 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:29,000 I'm having a really hard time finding all of Mick Mars' songs online right now. 424 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000 Where Ace Freely's is all in a row. 425 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,000 That they just give it to you with a couple of commercials. 426 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:38,000 Now Mick Mars I may have to end up ordering his CD. I don't know. 427 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,000 So anyhow. That's what's going on. 428 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:45,000 So Ace Freely's new album is quality. 429 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000 Catchy music. 430 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:51,000 The 80's type of pop-ish rock song. 431 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000 Back in my arms again. 432 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:57,000 Is very notable. 433 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,000 I'm going to be interested to see what kind of airplay this gets. 434 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:05,000 The solo took me back to his classic note bending. 435 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,000 The Les Paul whiny sounds of yesteryear. 436 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:13,000 Ace's voice is in a lower register but sounds perfect. 437 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,000 Cherry Medicine is another notable song. 438 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:20,000 Ace is a little older. 439 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,000 Yeah he can't sing in the same register. 440 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000 But at the same token though. 441 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:29,000 He sounds great in the lower register. He sings it so well. 442 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,000 Oh good. Good. 443 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,000 I mean this album is very well produced. 444 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:39,000 And it is presented very well from the artwork to the pictures. 445 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,000 To the way he sings. 446 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000 To the way he plays his guitar. 447 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,000 His guitar goes back in time. 448 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:51,000 He's always had that Les Paul whine. 449 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,000 He kind of picks it and lets it whine a little bit. 450 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,000 That's been one of his signature sounds with the note bending. 451 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,000 Well he kind of went back to that a little bit more. 452 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000 Which I totally agreed with. 453 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000 Because every time I heard him play a solo. 454 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,000 That was in that type of a format. 455 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000 It brought me back. 456 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,000 It brought me back to 1978. 457 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,000 And Ace Freely going off on a solo on stage. 458 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,000 I mean it's really good. 459 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,000 And is really thought out of well. 460 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 And I think like Ozzy. 461 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 He wants to preserve his legacy. 462 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000 He wants to come out with some... 463 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 Yeah I was what? Nine years old? 464 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:32,000 You know what? However old I was. 465 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,000 I loved Kiss Alive 2. 466 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000 You would have been 11, 12. 467 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000 Okay. Yeah you're right. 468 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,000 You were a perfect age to catch him. 469 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,000 Well my older brother bought Kiss Alive 2. 470 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000 And it was over. 471 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,000 Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I understand that. 472 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,000 I didn't have an older brother. 473 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,000 I didn't catch him until a couple years later. 474 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 Yeah don't get me wrong. 475 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000 I would have caught him. 476 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:02,000 But my brother kind of brought that along quicker. 477 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,000 So anyhow. 478 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,000 Oh he was good at that. 479 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000 Oh yes he was. 480 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,000 Yeah. Yeah. 481 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,000 And some things great. 482 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000 Some things probably not so great. 483 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,000 Depends on who you ask. 484 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000 Alright. 485 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 We're going to leave that one alone. 486 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000 We're going to set that in the corner. 487 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,000 Because I remember some of the not so great ones. 488 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000 We're going to leave that one alone. 489 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 That's in the corner and we're walking right by it. 490 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000 Alright. 491 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000 Love you John. 492 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,000 Yep John. 493 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,000 We always feel that you're a part of this podcast. 494 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000 Don't we? 495 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,000 He's the one that pulled us together to do this. 496 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000 I would love to think so. 497 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000 So John. 498 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,000 Hey let's dedicate this show to John. 499 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000 You want to do that? 500 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,000 Yeah. 501 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 John we love you. 502 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,000 Actually every show I dedicate to John. 503 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,000 You know what? 504 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000 Same here. 505 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,000 Seriously. 506 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Yep. 507 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000 John we both love you. 508 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000 And this is from two brothers. 509 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,000 So. 510 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 Anyhow. 511 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:04,000 Cherry Medicine is another fantastic song. 512 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,000 Oh if John was alive he'd be flipping out over this song. 513 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000 Or this album. 514 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000 He would have flipped out over it man. 515 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,000 He'd already been listening to it probably 30 times. 516 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:18,000 So Cherry Medicine is another fantastic song. 517 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:22,000 Very different than other songs in his catalog. 518 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:28,000 Blinded is another great guitar song as well. 519 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:33,000 Cherry Medicine is really interesting because it's kind of like a. 520 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:37,000 Kind of like a tongue in cheek sex song. 521 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:41,000 And it's really kind of innuendoish. 522 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000 The guitar riff and hook. 523 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,000 I kind of dig it out of the title. 524 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 Yeah Cherry Medicine. 525 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000 And the guitar riff and hook. 526 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000 I kind of dig that. 527 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,000 The hook is about as good as anything he's ever came up with. 528 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,000 And he's came up with a lot of great hooks in his life. 529 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000 I'm definitely going to have to listen to it. 530 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 You're going to have to. 531 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:06,000 Blinded like I said a minute ago is another great guitar song as well. 532 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,000 His guitar sound is just so good. 533 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:14,000 I mean it's not just the way he plays his Gibson Les Paul. 534 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,000 It's the tone that he creates however. 535 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:22,000 However he turns his amp, his strings, what he uses to pick, how he picks. 536 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:26,000 I mean all this together makes his special sound. 537 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000 His signature ace sound. 538 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,000 And he's one of these people that could play anything. 539 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000 He could play Huey Lewis and the News. 540 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:38,000 And you know it was Ace playing Huey Lewis and the News, right? 541 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000 Because of the way he plays. 542 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000 That sound. 543 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000 Right, right, right. 544 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:46,000 That sound that only comes from him, himself, his fingers and his mind. 545 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,000 And this album accentuated that perfect. 546 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,000 His sound. 547 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:54,000 His signature sound was present over all of it. 548 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,000 10,000 Volts is a great one as well. 549 00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:01,000 Paying homage to his near death electrocution long ago. 550 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:07,000 He grabbed an ungrounded rail and sent 10,000 Volts into the space man. 551 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000 But he lived. 552 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,000 I think it blew the world. 553 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,000 True story. 554 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,000 Yeah, true story. 555 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,000 Look it up, Google it. 556 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000 He made a song out of it. 557 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,000 Yep. 558 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:22,000 And Stratosphere is an instrumental and it is amazing. 559 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000 So much feeling. 560 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,000 Tells many stories without a single word. 561 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000 Bravo, Ace. 562 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,000 I mean come on. 563 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,000 Bravo. 564 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,000 I mean it's Ace Frehley, Star Child. 565 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000 Yeah, yep. 566 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000 That would be perfect. 567 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,000 Oh no, he's not Star Child. 568 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,000 I need to listen to it. 569 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,000 Star Child was Paul Stanley. 570 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000 He's Space Man. 571 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000 Oh, yeah, good point. 572 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000 There's still space. 573 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,000 Yeah, yeah. 574 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 Space, stars, yeah. 575 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,000 Okay. 576 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000 You know what I mean. 577 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:58,000 Okay, no, I was just saying that because that way people look up Star Child to see Paul Stanley. 578 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 That's the only reason why I think it's Star Child. 579 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,000 Yeah, yeah, you want to go Paul Stanley. 580 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,000 Good Ace Frehley. 581 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:10,000 Yeah, he's turned into a bitter, in my opinion, a bitter little twat. 582 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000 I will be seeing... 583 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:17,000 Even when he left Kiss, his album hit top of the charts. 584 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000 Oh, when he hit Frehley's Comet? 585 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000 Yeah, it sure did. 586 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000 Yeah, Frehley's Comet. 587 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000 Yeah, it sure did. 588 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,000 Yeah, Comet. 589 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000 Yeah, come on. 590 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:27,000 Okay, I will be seeing this show for the fourth time when he rolls by. 591 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000 I can guarantee that. 592 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:35,000 I wish I would have seen him more, but unfortunately, sometimes in there when he was still on the 593 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:41,000 drug and alcohol tip, he tended to get a little sloppy. 594 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:45,000 So, there's some of those shows that I missed, but he is sober. 595 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,000 He's been sober for quite a while and doing a great job. 596 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:52,000 So, here is the song list and in this order. 597 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,000 10,000 Volts is a lead-off song. 598 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000 Walking on the Moon, second. 599 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,000 Cosmic Heart, third. 600 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000 Cherry Medicine, fourth. 601 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:07,000 Back in My Arms Again, fifth, which is a great song too. 602 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,000 Fighting for Life, great song. 603 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 Blinded. 604 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:18,000 Constantly Cute, if there was one song that was good but not quite as good, it would be 605 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,000 that for me. 606 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,000 Life of a Stranger, great song. 607 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 Up in the Sky, fantastic. 608 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:30,000 And Stratosphere, rivals Fractured Mirror, the first. 609 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,000 Can you believe that? 610 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000 No, I cannot. 611 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,000 Well, I guess I'm going to have to because I believe you. 612 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:43,000 Okay, yeah, Fractured Mirror was fucking amazeballs. 613 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:48,000 So, anyhow, okay, that is my review. 614 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,000 That is the song list. 615 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,000 So, Rob, you got something you want to go into? 616 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. 617 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000 All right, the floor is yours. 618 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000 I'm going to go a totally different direction. 619 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,000 You know how you're normally going into food? 620 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000 Yes. 621 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,000 I'm going into food tonight, buddy. 622 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,000 Okay. 623 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:13,000 And I disagreed until I read the whole story. 624 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000 Okay. 625 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:19,000 This is weird. 626 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:27,000 Missouri has so many iconic foods that could be the official state dish of the state. 627 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000 Do you agree? 628 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000 Yeah. 629 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,000 Yeah, I mean, there's so many foods in Missouri. 630 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,000 Well, one wouldn't know that unless they visited Missouri. 631 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,000 That is for sure. 632 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000 Right, right, right. 633 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,000 This goes to the ones that live in Missouri. 634 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,000 You're saying I believe this. 635 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:50,000 This is something I did not know. 636 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000 Okay. 637 00:42:51,000 --> 00:43:00,000 But you'll never guess what dish lawmakers want to become the official state dish of the Show Me! state. 638 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000 Oh, wow. 639 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:07,000 Politicians don't get us. 640 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:25,000 According to an article from KSDK, lawmakers want to make cashew chicken the official state of Missouri. 641 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000 Okay. 642 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,000 And this goes on. 643 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000 It explains it. 644 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,000 Well, it originated in Springfield, Missouri. 645 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000 Huh? 646 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,000 Springfield, Missouri is the home of cashew chicken. 647 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 Okay, you're right. 648 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000 Sorry, go ahead. 649 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,000 Sorry. 650 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:55,000 Not barbecue ribs, not fried ravioli, not pulled pork, but cashew chicken. 651 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000 Why? 652 00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:07,000 Cashew chicken is selected for and shall be known as the official dish for the state of Missouri. 653 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:26,000 The text of HB 1624 reads, the dish was invented sometime around 1963 by David Leung, a Chinese immigrant. 654 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:37,000 A U.S. Army veteran who fought on D-Day in World War II during the congressional records. 655 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:46,000 After war, Leung moved to Springfield with his wife and three children. 656 00:44:46,000 --> 00:45:06,000 When they opened Leung's tea house, eventually invented Springfield, cashew chicken is a way to entice Americans who didn't have experience in traditional Chinese cuisine. 657 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000 Um, real quick, I want to interject. 658 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:14,000 So cashew chicken came from Missouri. 659 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:19,000 This type, okay Rob, this is what I was getting at. 660 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000 I didn't mean to spoil anything and I'm sorry. 661 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000 But this is what I'm getting at. 662 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,000 Okay, there's two types of cashew chicken. 663 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:35,000 The type that's in Springfield and then there's what the rest of the world is accustomed to, or at least to the rest of America. 664 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:40,000 The stuff in Springfield, Missouri has a brown sauce. 665 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,000 No other cashew chicken does. 666 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:47,000 It's a different cashew chicken that was originated in Springfield, Missouri. 667 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:52,000 As a matter of fact, I know a guy that says he invented it and it wasn't the other guy. 668 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,000 I'm not kidding. 669 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,000 Okay, well, this story does not go into that. 670 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000 No, it's not going to. 671 00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,000 It's not going to. 672 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,000 Thank you. 673 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,000 It's not going to go into that, of course. 674 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,000 But if you do a little digging, you'll see exactly. 675 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,000 I actually am really well versed in this whole story. 676 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:16,000 Because I know the guy, he's really old, but he said he invented it. 677 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:25,000 He was the first one and the guy you're talking about is the one that went down the road and opened up a place and claimed that he invented it. 678 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000 In 1963? 679 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000 Yes. 680 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000 And I don't know what's right. 681 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,000 I don't know who's lying or whatever. 682 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,000 I don't have any idea. 683 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:39,000 I just know the guy that counterclaims that and says he came up with it. 684 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:45,000 Well, either way, it sounds like it came from Missouri. 685 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000 It did come from Missouri. 686 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,000 It's either one or the other guys, I'm sure. 687 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:54,000 But I would argue with that whole thing. 688 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:59,000 Okay, well, like I said, I just ran across this article. 689 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,000 Burned ends. 690 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:06,000 I thought it was interesting because I thought cashew chicken started out in China. 691 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:11,000 No, it started out here in our own state, Missouri. 692 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000 This form of it didn't start in China. 693 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000 This is a different form of it. 694 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,000 And it was probably regional is what it is. 695 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:26,000 It may have started in China, but regional because there's different types of cashew chicken that are more common that don't have that brown sauce. 696 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,000 See what I'm saying? 697 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:35,000 So, anyhow, actually, I think the burnt end should be Missouri state food. 698 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:39,000 And the reason is is the burnt end was definitely invented in Missouri. 699 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,000 Oh, I agree. I agree. 700 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,000 Yeah. It was definitely invented in Missouri. 701 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,000 It was well-developed. 702 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:51,000 Through the barbecue, through the fried ravioli, which is a Missouri state food. 703 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,000 Yeah, because most other places... 704 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000 Cashew chicken. I would not have thought it. 705 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,000 That's what caught my eye. Cashew chicken? What? 706 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:03,000 So all the years you're reading this article, all the years you look down there, 707 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:10,000 you've never seen a sign that said, real Springfield cashew chicken? 708 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,000 Dude. 709 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000 Yeah? 710 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,000 We have one Chinese restaurant here in Canton. 711 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000 Oh, I'm talking about Springfield. 712 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000 Springfield, they have billboards. 713 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,000 Go here, get your real Springfield... 714 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,000 I don't get down there. 715 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000 Oh, okay. All right. Forget it. 716 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,000 That's an hour and a half, two hours from me. 717 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,000 Okay. All right. Forget it. 718 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000 I'm here in the boonies, dude. I'm stuck. 719 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:35,000 Oh, you're quite a bit more East and all that, so I get it. 720 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000 I'm stuck. 721 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,000 Okay. 722 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000 I'm Northeast from Springfield. 723 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000 Northeast, that's what I thought. Yep. 724 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:46,000 Okay. Let's take our second break and I'm going to come back with an interesting story. 725 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000 That sound good? 726 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,000 Sounds great. 727 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:53,000 All right. We'll talk to you in a minute. 728 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,000 All right. Good. 729 00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:04,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 730 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:10,000 May, your five-year-old neighbor have all their violin lessons during all of your hangovers. 731 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:14,000 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 732 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:19,000 You know what would be really cool? 733 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:28,000 If George Gray of The Price is Right was talking about a 20-ounce bag of fish sticks and actually said a 20-ounce bag of fish sticks. 734 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:32,000 Yeah, that would be funny. 735 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:44,000 Next up, Things Overheard in Hell. 736 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:50,000 Man, Axel Rose is such a great childhood therapist. 737 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:54,000 I hope he writes more books. 738 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:57,000 Brick Shithouse Energy Drink. 739 00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:00,000 That's right. Brick Shithouse Energy Drink. 740 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000 Make men feel like a girl. 741 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000 She wants to have balls. 742 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000 You want to fuck shit up? 743 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000 You want to force them across America? 744 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000 Brick Shithouse is for you. 745 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:15,000 Please enjoy Brick Shithouse Energy Drink responsibly. It's not readily available anywhere. 746 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000 Because of liability issues. 747 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:34,000 The boll weevil clap. 748 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:38,000 Read up on that sometime. 749 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:43,000 The boll weevil clap and this old guy that I knew that was in Vietnam. 750 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:47,000 I probably should say, well you know what? You can take this part out of here. 751 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,000 If you like it. 752 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:52,000 And we can put it somewhere. But this old guy that I knew down the road from me. 753 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:58,000 That was in Vietnam. He told me that one day, you know him and a couple of guys. 754 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000 Got a day off from the war. 755 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,000 So they went into the nearest town to go look for some hookers. 756 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,000 You know, they're like, you know, if we're going to die, we're going to get laid. 757 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000 So, okay, alright. 758 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:20,000 So they go in there and I guess the Viet Cong loaded the prostitutes full of stuff called the boll weevil clap. 759 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,000 Yeah. 760 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,000 Oh, it is. 761 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:28,000 So anyhow, he said, you know, they all went and, you know, did what they needed to do. 762 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000 You know, they thought they were all going to die. 763 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,000 So they went and they got laid. 764 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,000 And the next day when a guy comes in, he goes, oh my god. 765 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:39,000 I hurt so bad. You know, my fucking dick hurts like hell. 766 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,000 My stomach hurts. I think I'm going to die. 767 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000 What did they do with those damn hookers? 768 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,000 So anyhow, and he started hurting really bad. 769 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,000 He said it hurts so bad you could hardly breathe. 770 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,000 You could feel it in your dick shaft. It hurts so bad. 771 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:57,000 So they all go in and I guess it's like a horrible infection. 772 00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,000 And if you don't get it treated, it will kill you. 773 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:04,000 Like, you know, go up your scrotum and into your testicles. 774 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:11,000 And anyhow, the only cure back then was they had to take this glass rod, 775 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:17,000 shove it in the end of your penis and mash it with a rubber mallet. 776 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:23,000 And then they have to physically squeeze all the infection out of your penis. 777 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,000 I've heard of this. 778 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:31,000 Yes, and this took like four hours of mashing this rod 779 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000 and then squeezing all the infection out. 780 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000 Because if they don't get all the infection out right then... 781 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,000 It flares right back up. 782 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,000 Yes. 783 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,000 Seals your pee-pee shut. 784 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,000 Yes. 785 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,000 Yeah, that was the old joke of, you know, oh, there's, you know, 786 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,000 if you catch VD, your dick's going to turn black and fall off. 787 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,000 But there are actually... 788 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000 That was worst case scenario. 789 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:53,000 Yeah, it actually will turn black and fall off because the tissue will die. 790 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:58,000 Yeah, it's kind of like a grand, again, green type of deal, you know, 791 00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,000 or something like that. 792 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:06,000 So anyhow, yeah, he said after that, he said, no, no more hookers. 793 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,000 So... 794 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,000 Hey, where do they go? 795 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,000 Where are the douchebags? 796 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,000 Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner. 797 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000 Oh, geez. 798 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000 Ugh, I'm glad they're gone. 799 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000 Let's just hope they don't come back. 800 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:51,000 Man, that smells.