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And I am Rob.

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Alright, well Rob, we're going to get to the Harry Asshole Olympics in a little bit. But first I got a couple of stories and Rob probably has something he wants to get to also.

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First, so you'll just have to sit tight and find out who wins this round of the Harry Asshole Olympics.

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And the Harry Asshole Olympics is simply this. We rate who we think of a popular person who would have a harrier asshole.

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The person that we both vote, and Tofer has a deciding vote, so if we both are kind of in a deadlock and can't figure it out, we send it to Tofer.

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And Tofer sends it back and says, hey so and so should win. So that's how that is done.

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And so that's coming up though. But first, you know that Gen Z's habits are quickly bringing them into debt.

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And many are pledging to cut back on drinking to reach their financial goals.

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See I didn't think drinking was a big thing with Gen Z's because they have all these mocktails and stuff right? That they love.

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Yeah, I wouldn't take to drinking.

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No, I wouldn't either because you know they have these fancy mocktails that they call them that don't have anything.

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And also another thing that's coming in popular is zero beers. The beers with no alcohol or calories in them.

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Or barely any calories in them. You see that's why I thought Gen Zers wouldn't be susceptible to being alcoholics.

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Was because these no alcohol beers and these mocktails are all the rage.

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So what do they do? They drink a couple of them and then go to some drinks? Maybe?

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I don't know. But anyhow.

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I don't know.

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Alright, together 27% of all drinkers and 45% of Gen Z drinkers said alcohol had negatively impacted their finances.

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And I think me and Rob back in the day could attest to that.

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That yes, alcohol does negatively impact your finances.

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Well part of this overspending on alcohol can be associated with the common mistakes that any generation faces in their youth.

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There is also some real economic reasons leading Gen Z into a path of debt for their drinking.

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It's a big big deal Lending Tree Chief Credit Analyst Matt Schultz told Newsweek.

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They likely don't have the financial wiggle room in their budgets that their older counterparts might have.

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They haven't yet reached their prime earning years and are taking home less money and probably don't have saving cushions like others might have.

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I don't think anyone has savings cushions anymore with prices and every fucking thing.

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Yes.

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Garrett Bermiller, a 26 year old living in New York City is one of Gen Zers who seen the hard hit on his bank account after a night of drinking.

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He said at one time he easily spent over $100 on bottles for just one night.

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I think the reason this is so cut- well here, okay Rob, you see what's wrong with that?

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$100 on bottles? We knew how to thrift shop.

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We got Night Train, we got Natty Light, we got the Rot Boon Farm.

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No, okay, but did you say he went to a bar?

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Um, it said bottles.

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Or he just bought, he just bought.

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He said at one time-

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Here's how it's worded.

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Okay, he said it hit on his bank account after a night of drinking.

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He said at one time he easily spent over $100 on bottles for just one night.

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Okay, that sounded weird.

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Okay, well that could have been anything.

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Yes, so if he's at a bar $100 isn't anything, I understand that.

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But if he's not at a bar, he doesn't know how to thrifty drink like we did and we could give him some pointers.

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After the first three, you don't care what the taste is.

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I just did a report just here a while back about cheap whiskey.

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Yeah, yeah, it's simple.

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Or bourbon, no it was bourbon, not whiskey.

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It was bourbon, well yeah, close enough.

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So, okay, to this gentleman here, Garrett Bumiller, the 26 year old living in New York City, here is my suggestion.

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You buy three really nice drinks up ahead and then rock gut from there on.

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You get hammered on the three really nice drinks up ahead and then you don't care what they taste like after the three.

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That's a secret.

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So you don't know-

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Bumiller told Newsweek, I'm lucky that I've had to deal with the repercussions short term as a side effect of social outings.

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But for those that go out often, I can imagine how much it damages them financially.

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Well, while going out and paying for it has always been a common activity for the young, Bumiller thinks Gen Z might have it especially bad.

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Alcohol and alcohol culture has always been around, but before overindulgent didn't hit as hard as it does now.

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So Rob, did you have anything you want to go into on that? Is there something that-

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You mentioned it was in New York.

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Okay, look at the price difference between New York and here in Missouri.

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Well, Bumiller, Mr. Bumiller, move out of New York, you might be able to afford more alcohol.

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So, I don't know what else to say.

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That may have been Boone's Farm.

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That may have been Boone's Farm, you're right.

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That's, Rob, I think you hit the nail right on the head there.

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Well, I mean, I still understand. I mean, dude, back in the 90s, I spent over $100 quite a few nights.

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Yeah, that's true. I mean, I have too.

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Well, back in the 90s.

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Yeah, yeah. I mean, especially like if you were taking the girl out in particular and trying to impress them a little bit.

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You know what I mean? It was easily to run into a couple of hundreds just like that. Easily.

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Oh, no, I just ran into my buddies at the bar.

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Oh, okay. Well, that too. That too. But what really hit my bank account a lot was trying to impress ladies.

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Yeah, go ahead, get whatever you want. Really, you're thinking, oh, fuck, I shouldn't have said that.

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No, I still did that too.

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I made decent money then.

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Yeah. Yeah. Well, I did too, but it still runs into quite a bit of money.

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And the next day you're looking through your bank account going, shit, what did I do? Oh, my God.

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Then we ordered this. Oh, shit. I remember ordering that. I don't even like calamari. You know, all that stuff.

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So anyhow, yeah, well, Jen's ears. I don't know, man. It's a tough life, isn't it? Yeah.

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Anyhow, you got something you want to go into, Rob?

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Yeah, I got a little sad one here.

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All right.

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Portie star Tony Ganoz has died. He was 64. Which one was he?

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Well, I'm going to go into that.

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Okay, sorry.

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According to TMZ, the actor had been admitted to a New York hospital over the weekend and it was discovered that he had had severe spinal cord infection.

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Ganoz was taken into surgery on Saturday, but died on Sunday after suffering a heart attack.

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Ganoz was an actor during the 70s and 80s. His first film role was in director Philip Kaufman's The Launders in 1979.

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However, he was most famous for his role as Anthony Meat-Paprero.

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Before Deuce franchise. Meat died, man.

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Meat died, damn it.

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Meat died.

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What a sad world.

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I'm sorry. I don't know if our listeners are old enough, but we definitely remember the Porkies movies.

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Well, it's like we always say.

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Yeah, we remember meat.

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If you don't know what it is, Google it.

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Look it up.

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Just like I'm sure someone's going to call bullshit on us here on some story that we spoke of.

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So, maybe this podcast, maybe this one, who knows.

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Anyhow, yeah, we'll see.

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Well, I've got a story of Wendy's giving away free hamburgers here.

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So I think we're all on board with that.

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Then after that, maybe we can take us a little break and go into the hairy asshole Olympics.

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Rob, you've been keeping track of it.

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So this is the second round in the second Battle Royale, I guess, in the second round.

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Or what would you call it?

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This is our fourth round.

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See, Rob knows his own.

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Our fourth season.

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Fourth season, okay.

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And this is our second battle.

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Our second battle in our fourth season.

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We took 10 apiece and one band.

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The band, my band, Three Dog Night, moves on.

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And we took five apiece.

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Yep.

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Somehow we ended up with five apiece.

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That's good.

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I like it. Good, evenly matched.

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Very cool.

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I like the Super Bowl. Good, evenly matched teams.

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So maybe it's like one of these deals.

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Maybe it will go into double overtime for the win.

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Whoever wins this hairy asshole battle, right?

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Right, we'll see.

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Well, let's get into free hamburgers since we're talking about hairy assholes.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You've got to have something for them burgers to come out of.

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That's right.

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Wendy has served up a little nostalgia and a lot of free cheeseburgers.

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We were ordered this week to mark the 40th anniversary of their now iconic Where's the Beef ad.

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And once again, what do we say, Rob?

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If you don't know what we're talking about, Google it.

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What a good ass.

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And here's what it is.

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I'll tell you in a nutshell if you are the youngster variety or maybe not so young.

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This commercial was a long time ago.

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Oh, God.

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I love her.

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Everybody's telling me I love her.

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She was a beef chick. She was older lady, what?

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Probably in her 70s maybe.

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Old white hair and glasses, granny glasses.

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And she was at like a McDonald's like establishment.

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And they bring her out a burger and she looks at it and she goes, where's the beef?

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Well, where's the beef?

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And that was a big catchphrase that Wendy used for years.

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Is they had square hamburgers that were big and that came outside of the bun to where the McDonald's.

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And then even at that point, even Burger King's burgers were getting smaller and smaller and hearties and all the other ones that were big at the time.

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You know, it was like becoming a trend, the shrink flation thing, even back then for hamburgers.

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So Wendy's came out with this old lady.

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It said, where's the beef? And we came out with a bigger burger and Dave Thomas, the inventor of Wendy's, he named it after his granddaughter.

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He used to do a lot of the commercials too and he was great in it.

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He was just this old kind of plump grandfather that told you about, you know, hey, quality is our recipe and we love you.

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And it was really a great ad campaign and it really went well.

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And it brought that, it brought Wendy's from like way down into what?

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Number three, I think, I think it was time it was McDonald's, Burger King and Wendy's.

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Now I think it might be McDonald's, Subways and Wendy's or McDonald's, Wendy's and Burger King.

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I don't know, something like that.

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So anyhow, where's the beef at?

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The first, okay, the fast food chain is offering customers the answer that question might give away free beef.

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Folks can pick up a free cheeseburger with any purchase that participated in Wendy's restaurants.

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The only catch is that hungry customers have to use the company's app to order.

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So grab your phone, pull up the app and get yourself some fries or classic vanilla frosty and pick up a Dave's single cheeseburger for free.

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So I think we could all probably do that.

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Don't you think we could do that, Rob?

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Yeah, yeah, definitely.

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Yeah, you see it's really cool because a lot of these places, fast food places, they want you to have their app.

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Because the app is so easy to order on and they know eventually you're going to order more food.

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So they offer free food to get you to get on their app and start using it regularly.

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So I say, I say get as much free food as you can and then take the app off of your phone, right?

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Yeah, definitely, definitely.

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Alrighty, let's take our first break and we're going to come back with the hairy-ass-o Olympics Season 4 Part 2.

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Is that correct, Rob?

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Sounds good.

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Alright, we'll talk to you guys in a minute.

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You're all aware of the Amber Alert, right?

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Well, get rid of your disinfectants and rubber bedspreads, kids.

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Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone podcast.

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And we are back, Two Douchebags and Microphone, on Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Alright, Rob, you have the list. So if you would like to break out some contestants, we should go from there.

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Well, actually, since we're five to five.

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Okay.

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How about if I wrote them out the way we had them last time we did them.

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Yours and mine.

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I like that.

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I have them separated.

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Okay.

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I'll take your first one, put against my first one, your second one, my second, and we'll do it that way. Fair enough?

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Fair enough.

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I can already see the first one is probably going to have to go to Topher.

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Alright, what is it?

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Cake Pan versus Bullwinkle.

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Oh. Let's try to talk it out before we send it to Topher.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Bullwinkle is a moose, man.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Pigpen is the dirtiest thing ever. I mean, he's just got, I mean, so I guess there's really no actual proof that Pigpen is hairy. He's just got a lot of dirt on him.

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So, in all honesty, probably Bullwinkle should win that.

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That's what I looked at. That's why I brought him in, dude. He's a moose.

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Yeah, yeah. Well, I got a guy for him that I'm going to break out my wild card next one around, and I'm going to get Bullwinkle with my guy.

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He's been waiting in the shadows long enough. He is just dying to get out and win something.

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So, that will be next one.

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Alright.

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Alright.

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Your Duluth Trading Guy.

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He's my pride and joy.

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Versus my Burt Reynolds.

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Okay, the Duluth Trading Guy is the guy on the Duluth Trading commercials. The cartoon guy, the sketch guy that's like Harry in his underwear keeps compressing him and making him not be able to. Yeah.

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So, that's the guy that we're talking about.

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Cartoon character.

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Yes, yep. He's more, he's kind of like sketch art kind of cartoon character. So, anyhow, so you guys know what I'm talking about.

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Against Burt Reynolds.

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I'm partial to my guy, Rob. I'm sorry. I think that the Duluth Trading Guy is solid.

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Rest in peace, Burt.

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Burt, thank you. Thank you for contributing. You may go back to your eternal slumber. I hope you have a great sleep.

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Alrighty, next up.

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Oh, man, they still be a hard one.

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Uh oh.

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Now, actually, I'm going to take number, or this number three and I'm going to make it number five.

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I'm going to say that for last.

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I trust your judgment, Rob.

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Okay, next up we have Chris Stapleton versus Jim DePile.

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Uncle Jesse.

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Uncle Jesse off of Dukes of Hazzard and what do we always say, Rob? If you don't know who he is, Google it.

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Look him up.

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Look him up.

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Um, okay. I'm going to go with Chris Stapleton because he's much younger.

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I think that when you get older like Tucker mentioned before.

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That's where I was going.

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That's where I was going to go. I agree.

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Yeah. So Chris Stapleton.

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We love Uncle Jesse.

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And Uncle Jesse, thank you for partaking in our little.

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And the only reason why he came in is, you know, I love that show.

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Well, I think we all love it.

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I wish I could watch reruns. You can't find reruns.

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I know.

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Anyway, we're not going there. That gets political.

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Oh, is that why the shows aren't showing? I didn't know.

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I think. It had something to do with the General Lee and the Confederate flag.

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And yeah.

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After Mock overrode everything in those Daisy Dukes.

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I'll tell you what. Let me look. Let me do some research on that. I'm thinking that's what they had to do with.

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Since they did away with the Confederate flag, they're trying to do away with it.

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Oh, and the General Lee.

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They canceled the show on pretty much every TV station.

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Well, you can get it on demand. You can get it on demand if you want.

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And any streaming service should have it in there.

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Really?

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can. You know what? I'll look it up. I have three or four streaming services.

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I know you could get the movies. I don't know about the original shows though.

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You might even try YouTube.

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You might even try YouTube.

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You know what? Give me something to do.

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Yeah. I'll bet you anything. You can find the shows if you really want to.

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So, okay. So, Chris Stapleton gets it.

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Yep.

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Denver Pile. Thank you for contributing to our show. You may go back to your eternal sleep. We appreciate it very much.

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Okay. Next up.

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Next up.

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David Letterman. After his show.

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Yeah. Not before. After.

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Not before. After the show. I may know that.

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That's good.

336
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Versus Mark Wuffalo.

337
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Wow. This one I'm having trouble with because I like both candidates. They're very solid.

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That might go to Topher.

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You got a read on this? You got a feeling?

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I'm as into David.

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Okay. The only thing he gets me is...

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I'm editing.

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Well, how old is Mark Wuffalo?

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I don't know. Probably in his 40s, maybe 50s.

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And David Letterman's in his 70s.

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Look what he did with that hair that quick.

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Ah, that's true.

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Okay.

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You're right. He obviously has a lot of hair to work with. So, I'm going to say...

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And also, he's a scruffy old man now. He don't give a shit. You're right.

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David Letterman, it is.

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And is this the one coming up that's tough?

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Yeah.

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Okay. I can't wait. I love the way you said that. It's going to be at that point.

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Yeah.

356
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Yeah.

357
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Okay. Your Don Stark from that 70s show...

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That would be Donna's dad.

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...which is Bob, which is Donna's dad, versus my...

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...Zack Galifianakis.

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Okay. I did take a look at that last time in the pictures, side by side, and I think Zack G. takes it all the way.

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That guy's got hair in his nose. He's got hair in his ears. He's got hair on his fucking eyeballs.

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I think I'm going to have to go with Zack G., man.

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But I don't know. What do you think?

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I got to agree. Even though I love Don Stark.

366
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We can bring him back, remember? We have same toys.

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He's great. Yes.

368
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You can bring him back, or I will. Someone will bring him back. The blue trading guy I said he...

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Yeah, one of us will. Don Stark is a good runner.

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He is solid. And also, he's just a funny, cool guy, too.

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Yeah. Okay. That sounds good with me. I mean, yeah, we can bring him back.

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Okay. That brought us down. You three, me two.

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Okay. But you also have ripped the band down.

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I'm happy thinking about my wild cards.

375
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Okay. Do you want to introduce our wild cards right now?

376
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No, no. I don't have one yet. I must come up with one, dude.

377
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Okay. I've got a wild card that I just cannot wait.

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This is one I've had four seasons now that I keep mentioning.

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Wait a second. Wait a second.

380
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Oh. What?

381
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I'm not using a wild card.

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I'm going to use my save card.

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Okay. Oh, no.

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I'm bringing Mark Ruffalo back in.

385
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Alrighty. He deserves it. Alright. Cool.

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Alright. Well, while we're here, let me go ahead and introduce my wild card.

387
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Then it will be even, right?

388
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No, we're even now.

389
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Oh, we're even now? Okay. Wild card will come next time then.

390
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Okay. We'll both bring out our wild cards next time.

391
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Okay. That way we can put them against each other.

392
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Alright. Sounds good to me.

393
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Actually, that would work out good because we're three and three, it would come out weird.

394
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We've got to have four and four. Alright. Four and four.

395
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Yes. And also you have the band right now. That's Three Dog Nine.

396
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Yeah. And thank you to our guys.

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That's because I took Chris Stapleton.

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Against our other band winners and then we'll eventually have a whole thing.

399
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Yeah. And Chris Stapleton, I do not consider a band so he's in the regular hunt is what it is.

400
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Is because. Yeah. No, no. He's individual.

401
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Yeah. He's individual because he is an individual singer and player.

402
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He's not in a band. He's just Chris Stapleton.

403
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So he would go against them in case anyone's like, well, Chris Stapleton's into music.

404
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We don't consider him a band. We consider him a musician.

405
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Therefore he gets regular treatment on the Harry Asshole Olympics.

406
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So, but while we're on bands, I got some interesting news here, Rob.

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You a big Beatles fan like I am?

408
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Yeah. Yeah. The older I get, the more I get into it.

409
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I mean, I've always liked the Beatles. But the older I get, the more I get into it. Yeah.

410
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The Beatles were responsible for some of the, to me, some of the life changing songs, epic songs to me that I just thought were, you know, like Let It Be, Hey Jude.

411
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Oh, dude. Yeah. That Let It Be was over the top. I have always thought that.

412
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I mean, even Sergeant Pepper. Yeah.

413
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I mean, they just, they evolved right in front of everybody's eyes. Of course, I wasn't there. I was too young.

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I didn't see him grow up. By the time I was starting to get older, they were already broke up.

415
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And one of the first things I remember when I was younger is John Lennon getting murdered out in front of his apartment in New York.

416
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That was really, really crazy. I couldn't believe that that would happen.

417
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So by the time I came along, you know, they were like hand-me-downs, you know, like people go, Hey, yeah, the Beatles, man, they're fucking great.

418
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So anyhow, I've been into the Beatles for quite a while now. Like I said, I didn't experience it, but I got him secondhand and I still have a huge love for them and a lot of their solo careers too.

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Particularly Paul McCartney is great, but he's not one of my favorite solos.

420
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To me, there was John Lennon and George Harrison had the two best solo careers with the best songs to me.

421
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Yes. And then, you know, other people can like Paul McCartney. That's fine. He's great. All that.

422
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So, but okay. This out of New York. The Beatles are getting the big screen biopic treatment in not just one film, but a fab four of movies that will give each band member their own spotlight.

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All of which are going to be directed by Sam Mendes. Doesn't that sound great?

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Each one of them are going to have their own film and their own spotlight on because they were all such individual characters with their own personality and their own music and their own style.

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I think this is a perfect way to do it.

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So for the first time, the Beatles long among the stingiest rights granders are given full life and music rights to a movie project.

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Sony Pictures announced Monday a deal that may dwarf all music biopics that have come before it with the stories of Paul McCartney, John Lennon, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr spread out over a quartet of films.

428
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Student tracking. Oh, okay. You know what? This went into another one. And this is something that, you know what?

429
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I was going to say this. Forget what I just said. I was going to say that article for later. I forgot to separate it from the rest.

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Okay. McCartney, Starr and the families of John Lennon and George Harrison have all signed off on the project through the band's Apple Corps Limited.

431
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Sony Music Publishing controls the rights to the majority of the Beatles songs.

432
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I'm honored to be telling the story of the greatest rock band of all time and excited to challenge the notion of what constitutes a trip to the movies.

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Mendes said in the statement, he would be a perfect person to produce it anyhow.

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Each film would be from the perspective of a Beatle.

435
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And then what I was going to get into, you got into it briefly the other day.

436
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The tracking of Taylor Swift's submissions.

437
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Yes.

438
00:35:44,820 --> 00:35:47,820
I have almost all of the information right here.

439
00:35:48,820 --> 00:35:50,820
But the article was right below the article I was reading.

440
00:35:51,820 --> 00:35:55,820
But when I printed it out, you know how sometimes they'll gumble things and move them up.

441
00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:59,820
It's right here, but it isn't complete yet. So I'm not going to tell it yet.

442
00:36:00,820 --> 00:36:07,820
But all I got to say is, if I ever hear one word from her about anything about being green, I'm going to flip out.

443
00:36:09,820 --> 00:36:12,820
And I'm not a hater. I think she's fine.

444
00:36:13,820 --> 00:36:14,820
Yeah.

445
00:36:15,820 --> 00:36:16,820
I think it's really hypocritical.

446
00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:21,820
Let me do some looking here because I have an article about that.

447
00:36:22,820 --> 00:36:23,820
Go ahead.

448
00:36:23,820 --> 00:36:32,820
I got to do some more. I have another. Oh yeah, she's looking for legal action.

449
00:36:33,820 --> 00:36:34,820
I don't know how she can do that.

450
00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:37,820
I have a few articles about it.

451
00:36:38,820 --> 00:36:40,820
We can just go into talking about it.

452
00:36:41,820 --> 00:36:43,820
Well, okay. There was this thing called the Freedom of Information Act.

453
00:36:44,820 --> 00:36:47,820
And I believe it was passed during the Bill Clinton era.

454
00:36:47,820 --> 00:36:54,820
I believe that anything that can be public information such as that, you have legal rights to.

455
00:36:55,820 --> 00:36:59,820
And you also have legal rights to broadcast it and talk about it.

456
00:37:00,820 --> 00:37:02,820
So I don't know what kind of recourse she could have.

457
00:37:03,820 --> 00:37:07,820
Which gives us right to talk about it.

458
00:37:08,820 --> 00:37:11,820
Yeah. And all this is allegedly. We've not been there doing all of this.

459
00:37:11,820 --> 00:37:17,820
This is what we read. And if it's wrong, we're sorry. But we aren't two douchebags in a microphone.

460
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:20,820
So, anyhow, go ahead. Go ahead, Rob.

461
00:37:21,820 --> 00:37:26,820
Okay. Okay. Right here, Rob. CNN celebrities.

462
00:37:27,820 --> 00:37:39,820
Attorneys for total slip are threatening legal action against a Florida college student who tracks the private jets of celebrities and public figures including Swift.

463
00:37:39,820 --> 00:37:46,820
Okay. And I had another story here.

464
00:37:47,820 --> 00:37:53,820
Well, right after he did that, she sold one of her planes.

465
00:37:54,820 --> 00:37:57,820
Yes. To the Kansas City based company. Yeah.

466
00:37:58,820 --> 00:38:01,820
Yeah. So, yeah.

467
00:38:01,820 --> 00:38:12,820
Well, why are you suing your plane or selling your plane and going to sue this dude?

468
00:38:13,820 --> 00:38:14,820
Exactly. Yeah.

469
00:38:15,820 --> 00:38:16,820
Come on. You've already been ranked.

470
00:38:17,820 --> 00:38:22,820
I've already done a segment about that.

471
00:38:22,820 --> 00:38:31,820
She was ranked, well, the last year or two for the highest emissions.

472
00:38:32,820 --> 00:38:35,820
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

473
00:38:36,820 --> 00:38:43,820
Well, like I said, I don't know what kind of legal recourse she could do, but I don't see how she could.

474
00:38:44,820 --> 00:38:46,820
I mean, I imagine. I imagine.

475
00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:49,820
I think. I don't know either.

476
00:38:49,820 --> 00:38:53,820
Okay. Here's what normally happens, Rob. And you probably know this already.

477
00:38:54,820 --> 00:39:02,820
But, okay. What people that have that much money do if they want something stopped is they quite frankly just sue you to death.

478
00:39:03,820 --> 00:39:15,820
They're never going to get anything from you, but they run you through the courts and run you through the courts and run you through the courts and make you pay for all this legal stuff, make you pay for all this legal stuff until you finally just cease to exist on that level.

479
00:39:15,820 --> 00:39:19,820
You're just like, man, I can't do it. Because they have more money than you do.

480
00:39:20,820 --> 00:39:21,820
Angel tactic.

481
00:39:22,820 --> 00:39:24,820
Yeah. Happens all the time.

482
00:39:25,820 --> 00:39:30,820
So, anyhow, okay. Was there any more to that article or is that it?

483
00:39:31,820 --> 00:39:36,820
Oh, no. Actually, I just covered like two different articles right there.

484
00:39:37,820 --> 00:39:38,820
Oh, okay. All right.

485
00:39:39,820 --> 00:39:42,820
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's something I've been meaning to bring up.

486
00:39:42,820 --> 00:39:56,820
You brought it up on a smaller scale on the last podcast. But, anyhow, I got this. I got most of the stats, but there's some other stuff that I want to read and I want to make sure they're correct before I get to them.

487
00:39:57,820 --> 00:40:03,820
Anyhow, that was that article that almost read that was jumbled in the article I was reading about the Beatles.

488
00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:15,820
So, anyhow, I think anyone that's a Beatles fan is probably pretty excited that they're coming out with four biopics that are going to be from the Beatles perspective. I think that's fantastic. Great producer.

489
00:40:16,820 --> 00:40:22,820
Should be real treat for people like me that love them and probably even Rob too because I think Rob liked them enough to watch that, didn't you?

490
00:40:23,820 --> 00:40:24,820
Yes. Yes.

491
00:40:25,820 --> 00:40:30,820
Cool. All righty. Let's take our second break. When we come back, I got some odd facts. Does that sound good?

492
00:40:30,820 --> 00:40:33,820
Oh, we had them in a while.

493
00:40:34,820 --> 00:40:35,820
I know. I know.

494
00:40:36,820 --> 00:40:41,820
As a matter of fact, I may join in with you. I have some saved up.

495
00:40:42,820 --> 00:40:44,820
That sounds great. All right. Odd facts from Mark and Rob.

496
00:40:45,820 --> 00:40:46,820
We'll see what happens.

497
00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:50,820
Sounds good to me, Rob. All right. We'll be right back.

498
00:40:51,820 --> 00:40:58,820
No bat light here. These idiots just show up and hope for the best.

499
00:40:58,820 --> 00:41:02,820
Remember to bleach your Bluetooth after every show.

500
00:41:03,820 --> 00:41:06,820
Next up, things overheard in hell.

501
00:41:07,820 --> 00:41:12,820
Hurry up. Kim Jong Un is playing Santa at the mall again this year. Yay.

502
00:41:13,820 --> 00:41:20,820
Break shit house energy drink. That's right. Break shit house energy drink. Make men feel a girl.

503
00:41:20,820 --> 00:41:28,820
You want to fuck shit up? Run a full scum across America? Break shit houses or you?

504
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:34,820
Please enjoy break shit house energy drink responsibly. It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues.

505
00:41:35,820 --> 00:41:39,820
Two ass bags and a box of Cheez-Its will be right back.

506
00:41:39,820 --> 00:41:49,820
Hey fellas, remember to wipe away from the twins. Stay fresh ideas from the douche bags.

507
00:42:09,820 --> 00:42:18,820
And we are back. Two douche bags and a microphone. I'm Mark.

508
00:42:19,820 --> 00:42:20,820
And I'm Rob.

509
00:42:21,820 --> 00:42:26,820
All right. Well, like promised, we got some odd facts and I guess Rob's going to jump in too.

510
00:42:27,820 --> 00:42:30,820
Now the question is, Rob, do you want to go first or do you want me to go first?

511
00:42:31,820 --> 00:42:35,820
Go for it, my friend. It was your idea.

512
00:42:35,820 --> 00:42:44,820
Okay. All right. Did you know that every day 20 banks are robbed and the average take is $2,500?

513
00:42:45,820 --> 00:42:47,820
No, I didn't.

514
00:42:48,820 --> 00:42:52,820
I find that surprising that the average take is only $2,500.

515
00:42:53,820 --> 00:42:59,820
Because if you think about it, I mean, robbing a bank is a big fucking deal, right? You're talking about present time.

516
00:42:59,820 --> 00:43:07,820
Why do you think it's only $2,500? Do you think that by all the different systems, you know, oh, I got to go get in the vault.

517
00:43:08,820 --> 00:43:15,820
I got to push this. I got to push that. People just don't have the fortitude to wait it out and they just run with the money they got from the till maybe?

518
00:43:16,820 --> 00:43:24,820
That very well could be. Well, with police response these days, a lot quicker than it used to be.

519
00:43:24,820 --> 00:43:28,820
Yeah, that's true. You probably have a very limited time to get whatever you can.

520
00:43:29,820 --> 00:43:34,820
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's going to be a major standoff if you go to the vault.

521
00:43:35,820 --> 00:43:38,820
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. That's it right there. They made it.

522
00:43:39,820 --> 00:43:41,820
We're not back in the Jesse James days.

523
00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:46,820
You're right. Good point. All right.

524
00:43:46,820 --> 00:43:53,820
Did you know that there are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building?

525
00:43:54,820 --> 00:43:58,820
Wow. Yeah, I know.

526
00:43:59,820 --> 00:44:05,820
The funny thing is, is I was up close in the Empire State Building. I almost went in it, but I didn't have enough time when I was up there working.

527
00:44:06,820 --> 00:44:11,820
And I didn't even notice there were bricks in it. Interesting.

528
00:44:11,820 --> 00:44:15,820
I would not have thought it was a brick building at all.

529
00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:21,820
I wonder if it's all indoors. Like it's all, I don't know. Oh well, it doesn't matter.

530
00:44:22,820 --> 00:44:29,820
Did you know that the Pittsburgh Penguins made Mr. Rogers an honorary captain in 1991?

531
00:44:33,820 --> 00:44:38,820
Somehow I can see that. I think that's awesome.

532
00:44:38,820 --> 00:44:47,820
No, I think it's awesome too. Yeah, he has fun out there too. Yeah, I can tie that together.

533
00:44:48,820 --> 00:44:50,820
Yeah, that'd be cool.

534
00:44:51,820 --> 00:45:05,820
All right. Did you know that peanuts are not nuts? They grow in the ground. So they are lagoons. Lagoons. Lagoons. No, no, no. Hang on. What's that?

535
00:45:05,820 --> 00:45:14,820
I can't see that word. Lagoons. L-A-G-U-M-E-S. So I'll go over this again.

536
00:45:15,820 --> 00:45:17,820
I heard that. I heard that.

537
00:45:18,820 --> 00:45:21,820
Okay. I wonder how come they're always in the nuts section.

538
00:45:22,820 --> 00:45:25,820
Because they're called peanuts.

539
00:45:26,820 --> 00:45:32,820
Yeah. And also, no one would ever go to the lagoons section, would they?

540
00:45:32,820 --> 00:45:36,820
No. There you go.

541
00:45:37,820 --> 00:45:43,820
All righty. Next one. According to many astronauts, space does indeed have a smell.

542
00:45:44,820 --> 00:45:50,820
Many spacewalkers describe space as smelling like seared steak or hot metal.

543
00:45:51,820 --> 00:45:54,820
Huh. Interesting.

544
00:45:54,820 --> 00:46:04,820
Yeah, I don't know what. Yeah, that's interesting.

545
00:46:05,820 --> 00:46:12,820
Yeah. Yeah. Did you know that? Yeah, I got one too. If I'd bother mentioning it.

546
00:46:13,820 --> 00:46:19,820
Okay. Sea lions have the ability to move their bodies to the rhythm of an external beat.

547
00:46:19,820 --> 00:46:26,820
And I've actually seen this done. Because when we're on our Alaskan cruise, we took a sea lion whale tour.

548
00:46:27,820 --> 00:46:33,820
And they started playing music. And the sea lions will flap and beat to it. It's great. They like dance.

549
00:46:34,820 --> 00:46:41,820
I can see that. They're very playful too. You would not know how playful they are. I know they show them on TV and all that stuff.

550
00:46:41,820 --> 00:46:49,820
But they're much more playful in person. And they screw with each other like one of them had their tail hanging over the side of the buoy.

551
00:46:50,820 --> 00:46:55,820
And another one came up and kept like nibbling on his tail and freaking the other one out. It was really cool.

552
00:46:56,820 --> 00:46:59,820
They got a lot of personality. They're very cool.

553
00:47:00,820 --> 00:47:09,820
Do you know that three presidents, all founding fathers, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson and James Monroe died on July 4th?

554
00:47:09,820 --> 00:47:16,820
Wow. Yeah, I didn't know that. I did not either.

555
00:47:17,820 --> 00:47:27,820
That is my strange facts. So Rob, we look at you. Okay, well, yeah, I got a few here for you.

556
00:47:28,820 --> 00:47:34,820
I didn't get a whole lot of them because sometimes I think we could go, you know, I think, you know what I mean, there's got to be a limit on it.

557
00:47:34,820 --> 00:47:40,820
You got some too. So I think we'll be just fine. Dude, I think I got a whole show saved up.

558
00:47:41,820 --> 00:47:46,820
Well, do as many as you see fit. I'm just going to do a few here. Okay.

559
00:47:46,820 --> 00:48:04,820
There are enough restaurants in New York City for one person to eat out every night for 54 years and never visit the same place twice.

560
00:48:05,820 --> 00:48:11,820
That's a lot of restaurants. Yeah, I could see that. I could see that.

561
00:48:11,820 --> 00:48:24,820
I could too. Did you know that sunflowers are not just pretty faces?

562
00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:29,820
They're often planted to help clean up contaminated soil.

563
00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:38,820
Sunflowers are known as, well, you're going to have to look that one up, people.

564
00:48:38,820 --> 00:48:41,820
Okay.

565
00:48:42,820 --> 00:48:47,820
Factor, metatars, that's about as close as I get.

566
00:48:48,820 --> 00:48:56,820
Meaning they can absorb and accumulate heavy metals and toxins from the soil.

567
00:48:57,820 --> 00:49:00,820
Effectively detoxing it.

568
00:49:00,820 --> 00:49:10,820
These cheerful flowers not only brighten up gardens, but also contribute to environmental cleanup efforts.

569
00:49:11,820 --> 00:49:14,820
Wow. Yeah, see I didn't know that.

570
00:49:15,820 --> 00:49:17,820
Okay.

571
00:49:17,820 --> 00:49:36,820
There was a 2000 year old seed that was discovered in 1963 inside an ancient jar in Israel that was planted in 2005.

572
00:49:37,820 --> 00:49:45,820
And a tree that had been extinct for over 1800 years sprouted.

573
00:49:45,820 --> 00:49:48,820
Okay.

574
00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:52,820
Yeah, actually I find that pretty cool, dude.

575
00:49:53,820 --> 00:49:54,820
Yeah, I do too.

576
00:49:55,820 --> 00:49:56,820
I love air. I love air.

577
00:49:57,820 --> 00:49:59,820
That's cool. I would agree.

578
00:50:00,820 --> 00:50:03,820
Okay, and here's my final one.

579
00:50:04,820 --> 00:50:05,820
Okay.

580
00:50:05,820 --> 00:50:23,820
When Robert Fowler, professor of oceanography, announced a mission to find the Titanic, it was a cover story for a classified mission to search for lost nuclear submarines.

581
00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:35,820
They finished before they were due back, so the team spent the extra time looking for the Titanic and actually found it.

582
00:50:36,820 --> 00:50:38,820
Really?

583
00:50:39,820 --> 00:50:41,820
Yep.

584
00:50:42,820 --> 00:50:45,820
Very cool.

585
00:50:46,820 --> 00:50:49,820
Alright, good Rob, thank you.

586
00:50:50,820 --> 00:50:51,820
You're welcome.

587
00:50:51,820 --> 00:50:54,820
Alright, I've got an interesting story here.

588
00:50:55,820 --> 00:50:57,820
Rob, do you remember Deshaun Jackson?

589
00:50:58,820 --> 00:51:02,820
He played for the Chiefs briefly, he played for Andy Reid over in Philadelphia.

590
00:51:03,820 --> 00:51:04,820
Yeah.

591
00:51:05,820 --> 00:51:10,820
Yeah, good wide receiver, somewhat of a running back, just a really good player.

592
00:51:11,820 --> 00:51:17,820
So, Deshaun Jackson wants full custody of his kids, says ex Kayla Phillips is brainwashed.

593
00:51:17,820 --> 00:51:26,820
Deshaun Jackson is filed for sole custody of his sons, claiming his ex Kayla Phillips has abandoned their children.

594
00:51:27,820 --> 00:51:35,820
In documents obtained by The Blast, the formal NFL star alleges that Phillips only saw their kids twice in 2023.

595
00:51:35,820 --> 00:51:47,820
Adding to the complexity of the situation, Deshaun claims that Kayla has become a member of a religious group called The Most High, and is dating a man with cult-like behavior.

596
00:51:48,820 --> 00:51:58,820
She appears to be brainwashed by the doctrine of The Most High, Jackson said, adding that she is living a carefree life that does not include the children.

597
00:51:58,820 --> 00:52:06,820
So, he has filed for custody of them and to bring them back to Los Angeles, and I believe she is in Florida.

598
00:52:07,820 --> 00:52:08,820
Oh, damn.

599
00:52:09,820 --> 00:52:14,820
Yeah, I know. Interesting stuff, huh?

600
00:52:15,820 --> 00:52:16,820
Yeah.

601
00:52:17,820 --> 00:52:25,820
Wow, yeah. Well, I feel bad for them, that sucks. Especially kids that their mom's not around, that sucks.

602
00:52:25,820 --> 00:52:34,820
So, I hope she gets better, whatever the hell, I hope she starts becoming a part of her kids' life, because they're going to need her.

603
00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:36,820
Yes, I do too.

604
00:52:37,820 --> 00:52:45,820
Alright. Do you know that men are using AI tools like chat, GPT, to improve their dating lives?

605
00:52:46,820 --> 00:52:50,820
Why not?

606
00:52:50,820 --> 00:52:57,820
You said it perfectly, why not? You've got these tools here that will help you out, hell yeah.

607
00:52:58,820 --> 00:53:03,820
As a result, men were found to feel more confident in their dating and conversation skills.

608
00:53:04,820 --> 00:53:08,820
I got a better idea. Get out and about, meet real people.

609
00:53:09,820 --> 00:53:13,820
Yeah, yeah, I would agree with that, but I guess...

610
00:53:14,820 --> 00:53:15,820
And this comes from a single person.

611
00:53:15,820 --> 00:53:21,820
Rob, I would agree with you though, if I was single I would be out and about if I was looking.

612
00:53:22,820 --> 00:53:29,820
I would be out and about looking, you know, I wouldn't be online trying to find somebody, because quite frankly, I don't think I trust anybody online.

613
00:53:30,820 --> 00:53:34,820
Yeah, I've been there and done that, dude. Been there and done that.

614
00:53:35,820 --> 00:53:38,820
It sounds like shit to me, it just sounds like bullshit, but anyhow.

615
00:53:38,820 --> 00:53:44,820
Well, no, I have an ex-wife. I'm not online.

616
00:53:45,820 --> 00:53:47,820
Oh, alright, there are exceptions.

617
00:53:48,820 --> 00:53:50,820
Yeah, divorce, yeah.

618
00:53:51,820 --> 00:53:53,820
Oh, well, you gave it a try, right?

619
00:53:54,820 --> 00:53:56,820
Yeah, what I had to.

620
00:53:57,820 --> 00:54:03,820
Okay, there you go. Online dating can be tough, but AI might be making it a little bit easier, a new study suggests.

621
00:54:03,820 --> 00:54:16,820
Researchers at Attraction Truth, an AI dating coach, surveyed 1,371 men. I wonder why it's 1,371, it's an odd number to be, I don't know, surveying, but okay.

622
00:54:17,820 --> 00:54:23,820
Men across the sexuality spectrum to say if they're using AI to enhance their dating profiles.

623
00:54:24,820 --> 00:54:31,820
The most popular app used by the group was Tinder, followed by Bumble and Hinge.

624
00:54:31,820 --> 00:54:52,820
The survey found that 20% of its respondents, roughly 274 men between the ages of 25 and 35, are using AI tools like OpenAI Chat GPT and general bios for their dating profiles and craft-tailored and captivating messages that resonated on their preferred matches.

625
00:54:52,820 --> 00:55:04,820
Of the men who applied AI to their profiles, 37% reported feeling more confident with the opposite sex and 24% said they noticed improvements in their messaging skills.

626
00:55:05,820 --> 00:55:19,820
By employing AI to initiate and manage conversations on dating apps, users can experience more positive outcomes and enhance interaction quality, Salvador Demadia, the co-founder of Attraction Truth told Insider in an email.

627
00:55:19,820 --> 00:55:34,820
One of the surveys responded asked the Chat GPT version of Chat GPT to write a short dating app bio for Bumble that is funny but to the point.

628
00:55:35,820 --> 00:55:45,820
According to screenshots from Attraction Truth Insider review, the user noted that he is Italian and wanted the bio that includes something with pasta food and a clear call to action.

629
00:55:45,820 --> 00:55:54,820
And is personalized for someone who loves dancing, who prefers dating over chatting endlessly, and is interested to actually connecting with a person.

630
00:55:55,820 --> 00:55:58,820
So this is what it came up with.

631
00:55:59,820 --> 00:56:00,820
If I can turn this around.

632
00:56:01,820 --> 00:56:11,820
Alright, the Chatbot came up with a short bio that includes phrases like, trust me my pasta game is strong, with the Italian flag and red wine emojis in each line.

633
00:56:11,820 --> 00:56:15,820
So to me, I thought that was cheesy as hell.

634
00:56:16,820 --> 00:56:17,820
But I guess they liked it.

635
00:56:18,820 --> 00:56:19,820
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

636
00:56:20,820 --> 00:56:24,820
Yeah, and I knew it was going there, that's why I just kept going.

637
00:56:25,820 --> 00:56:27,820
I was like, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and get to it.

638
00:56:28,820 --> 00:56:29,820
That's all the better it came up with?

639
00:56:30,820 --> 00:56:31,820
Yes.

640
00:56:32,820 --> 00:56:34,820
I say, if you can come up with better.

641
00:56:34,820 --> 00:56:40,820
And how much money has been put into that technology?

642
00:56:41,820 --> 00:56:42,820
Too much.

643
00:56:43,820 --> 00:56:44,820
Exactly.

644
00:56:45,820 --> 00:56:52,820
If you can't come up with better taglines and pick up lines than that, forget it.

645
00:56:53,820 --> 00:56:54,820
You don't need the day.

646
00:56:55,820 --> 00:56:56,820
You need to work on yourself.

647
00:56:57,820 --> 00:56:58,820
Right?

648
00:56:59,820 --> 00:57:01,820
Oh, definitely, definitely.

649
00:57:01,820 --> 00:57:04,820
Rob, you got a story you want to get to?

650
00:57:05,820 --> 00:57:11,820
Yeah, yeah, I got one here.

651
00:57:12,820 --> 00:57:23,820
Thorie's accident discovers a submarine containing four tons of cocaine while searching for missing fishermen.

652
00:57:24,820 --> 00:57:25,820
Wow.

653
00:57:25,820 --> 00:57:43,820
Yeah, a submarine filled with four thousand kilograms, approximately four and a half tons of cocaine, impiled by four criminals, was discovered off the Pacific coast of Columbia.

654
00:57:43,820 --> 00:57:57,820
Officials conducting a search mission for two missing fishermen stumbled upon a listed submarine craft on Wednesday dubbed the Narcosub.

655
00:57:57,820 --> 00:58:12,820
The underwater vehicle was intercepted by the Colombian Navy and Air Force, as well as neighboring Ecuador.

656
00:58:12,820 --> 00:58:36,820
With this seizure, the entry of more than $137 million into drug trafficking organizations was prevented, as well as the marketing of more than 10 million doses on the street of the world.

657
00:58:37,820 --> 00:58:38,820
Cool.

658
00:58:38,820 --> 00:58:41,820
Dude, that's a lot of cocaine.

659
00:58:42,820 --> 00:58:43,820
Yeah, yes it is.

660
00:58:44,820 --> 00:58:45,820
Wow.

661
00:58:46,820 --> 00:58:53,820
And honestly, I for one am glad to get out of the street.

662
00:58:54,820 --> 00:58:55,820
I am too.

663
00:58:56,820 --> 00:58:57,820
I am too.

664
00:58:58,820 --> 00:58:59,820
I never liked cocaine.

665
00:59:00,820 --> 00:59:01,820
It didn't do nothing for me.

666
00:59:01,820 --> 00:59:09,820
I always told people that did it around me, I'm like, when I was a little bit older and I'd be at a party or something, I'd go, are you kidding?

667
00:59:10,820 --> 00:59:11,820
Have you seen the headlines?

668
00:59:12,820 --> 00:59:16,820
How many fat people in their mid-40s fucking die from cocaine overdoses?

669
00:59:17,820 --> 00:59:18,820
All of them.

670
00:59:18,820 --> 00:59:19,820
Get that shit away from me.

671
00:59:20,820 --> 00:59:24,820
I was never a good type anyhow.

672
00:59:24,820 --> 00:59:35,820
Back in our 20s and shit when I tried it, it was numb my throat, my nose, that was all it did for me.

673
00:59:36,820 --> 00:59:37,820
To me that sounds like hell.

674
00:59:38,820 --> 00:59:39,820
What the fuck, man?

675
00:59:40,820 --> 00:59:41,820
I spent that much money for this?

676
00:59:42,820 --> 00:59:48,820
I would be feeling ripped off, honestly.

677
00:59:48,820 --> 00:59:59,820
Oh no, anytime I ever tried it, it didn't do shit for me.

678
01:00:00,820 --> 01:00:01,820
So I quit trying it.

679
01:00:02,820 --> 01:00:03,820
Well that's a good thing.

680
01:00:04,820 --> 01:00:05,820
You don't try it until you eventually love it.

681
01:00:06,820 --> 01:00:07,820
It didn't take me long.

682
01:00:08,820 --> 01:00:09,820
That's cool.

683
01:00:10,820 --> 01:00:15,820
I've got a little story here that has some new words.

684
01:00:15,820 --> 01:00:21,820
There's 300 new words that were brought to actually the Webster Dictionary.

685
01:00:22,820 --> 01:00:24,820
But I'm not going to do all 300 of them.

686
01:00:25,820 --> 01:00:27,820
I'm just going to bring you a little sample size.

687
01:00:28,820 --> 01:00:30,820
Do we have enough time tonight for 300?

688
01:00:31,820 --> 01:00:32,820
No, I don't think we do.

689
01:00:33,820 --> 01:00:35,820
Yeah, I don't think we do either.

690
01:00:36,820 --> 01:00:37,820
So I'm going to bring you some highlights of it.

691
01:00:37,820 --> 01:00:45,820
And I'm going to periodically go through more of them because like I said, there's 300 new words which really surprise me.

692
01:00:46,820 --> 01:00:48,820
300 new words in one year?

693
01:00:49,820 --> 01:00:50,820
So, okay.

694
01:00:51,820 --> 01:00:53,820
So one is called MID.

695
01:00:54,820 --> 01:00:55,820
M-I-D.

696
01:00:56,820 --> 01:01:00,820
Adjective, mediocre, unimpressive, or disappointing.

697
01:01:01,820 --> 01:01:05,820
And these are the youngsters that are doing these words.

698
01:01:05,820 --> 01:01:10,820
This isn't X-ers and it's definitely not boomers that are coming up with this.

699
01:01:11,820 --> 01:01:12,820
We already got our words, you know.

700
01:01:13,820 --> 01:01:14,820
So they have their words here.

701
01:01:15,820 --> 01:01:17,820
The Ick is the next one.

702
01:01:18,820 --> 01:01:27,820
And it's a noun and it's a sudden feeling of disgust or dislike, often in response to the actions of another person.

703
01:01:27,820 --> 01:01:35,820
The phrase popular in dating culture and in TikTok is thought to trace back to the late 1990s TV show, Ally McBeal.

704
01:01:36,820 --> 01:01:42,820
The Ick is also used as an informal term of an illness, especially a cold or a flu.

705
01:01:43,820 --> 01:01:44,820
Now I've heard it used as that before, Ick.

706
01:01:45,820 --> 01:01:46,820
It's like, oh, I got the ick or the crud.

707
01:01:47,820 --> 01:01:48,820
Yeah, yeah.

708
01:01:48,820 --> 01:01:57,820
Yeah, I've heard it like that before, but I've never heard it as ick as in like describing like a situation or something like that.

709
01:01:58,820 --> 01:02:06,820
So basically it looks to me like the Ick, they kind of took a word that was already being used and made it a more well-rounded, all-purpose word.

710
01:02:07,820 --> 01:02:08,820
Does that sound about right?

711
01:02:09,820 --> 01:02:10,820
Yeah.

712
01:02:11,820 --> 01:02:12,820
Okay.

713
01:02:13,820 --> 01:02:15,820
Next one, cheat code.

714
01:02:15,820 --> 01:02:17,820
Like cheating on something?

715
01:02:18,820 --> 01:02:19,820
Cheat code.

716
01:02:20,820 --> 01:02:21,820
Noun.

717
01:02:22,820 --> 01:02:28,820
Employ a technique that bypasses traditional methods or rules in order to improve oneself or one's success.

718
01:02:29,820 --> 01:02:39,820
The more recent sense of the term is an extension of its use in the context of video games in which it refers to a hidden command code, et cetera.

719
01:02:39,820 --> 01:02:44,820
Use to gain an advantage such as by advancing levels or enhancing a character's strength.

720
01:02:45,820 --> 01:02:47,820
I used to do that all the time in Diablo.

721
01:02:48,820 --> 01:02:49,820
But.

722
01:02:50,820 --> 01:02:53,820
I'm not a gamer.

723
01:02:54,820 --> 01:02:55,820
Okay.

724
01:02:56,820 --> 01:02:57,820
I can't remember what we, I think we called it a cheat code too.

725
01:02:58,820 --> 01:02:59,820
I can't believe this is coming back around.

726
01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:06,820
I pretty much quit playing video games after Atari.

727
01:03:06,820 --> 01:03:08,820
Oh, okay.

728
01:03:09,820 --> 01:03:12,820
I did get into a little bit of PlayStation 1.

729
01:03:13,820 --> 01:03:14,820
Okay.

730
01:03:15,820 --> 01:03:17,820
Jet Moto was awesome.

731
01:03:18,820 --> 01:03:19,820
Anyway.

732
01:03:20,820 --> 01:03:21,820
Cool.

733
01:03:22,820 --> 01:03:23,820
I'm not arguing with you.

734
01:03:24,820 --> 01:03:26,820
But yeah, video games, yeah.

735
01:03:27,820 --> 01:03:30,820
Now, you put me in an arcade, it's a different story.

736
01:03:31,820 --> 01:03:33,820
Rob, when you make it over here, you're going to love my game.

737
01:03:33,820 --> 01:03:35,820
I've got a stand up game from the 80s.

738
01:03:36,820 --> 01:03:42,820
It's the actual, it was the Midway World War II game was the original game.

739
01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:44,820
Oh, dude.

740
01:03:45,820 --> 01:03:56,820
Well, it's been gutted and it has 230 of the original games like Galaxy, Galaxian, Pac-Man, Galaga.

741
01:03:57,820 --> 01:03:59,820
We ain't going to get no podcasts and.

742
01:04:00,820 --> 01:04:01,820
Scramble, Dig Dug.

743
01:04:01,820 --> 01:04:02,820
All of those things.

744
01:04:03,820 --> 01:04:08,820
Centipede, Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, Pac-Man Plus, Pac-Man Junior.

745
01:04:09,820 --> 01:04:10,820
All of those.

746
01:04:11,820 --> 01:04:13,820
And what the guy did was he lived in Belton.

747
01:04:14,820 --> 01:04:15,820
His name was Brett.

748
01:04:16,820 --> 01:04:17,820
He was an interesting guy.

749
01:04:18,820 --> 01:04:20,820
He was kind of a nerdy guy and I haven't been able to find him for a while now.

750
01:04:21,820 --> 01:04:22,820
So I think he might have moved or just quit doing it.

751
01:04:23,820 --> 01:04:25,820
But he went around and bought up all these video games.

752
01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:30,820
Probably I would say in the 90s when they started disappearing, right?

753
01:04:32,820 --> 01:04:34,820
Or maybe he found them at auctions or salvage or something.

754
01:04:35,820 --> 01:04:36,820
I don't know.

755
01:04:37,820 --> 01:04:38,820
Yeah, that very well could be too.

756
01:04:39,820 --> 01:04:40,820
Okay. He had a basement full of these things.

757
01:04:41,820 --> 01:04:42,820
He even had some sit down ones too.

758
01:04:43,820 --> 01:04:50,820
So what he did was he got these discs that were loaded with the classic arcade games.

759
01:04:51,820 --> 01:04:52,820
The exact same ones.

760
01:04:52,820 --> 01:04:57,820
And he would take out the disc that was in there and he would put the disc full of the classic games.

761
01:04:58,820 --> 01:05:04,820
And then my game that I bought has one original joystick and one new improvised joystick.

762
01:05:05,820 --> 01:05:08,820
The original joystick is the one that I use because that's the one I'm used to.

763
01:05:09,820 --> 01:05:11,820
It's calibrated like I remember in the 80s.

764
01:05:13,820 --> 01:05:17,820
And anyhow, he had a whole bunch of them and he was selling them.

765
01:05:17,820 --> 01:05:21,820
And I actually helped him come up with a little ad campaign because he really didn't...

766
01:05:22,820 --> 01:05:27,820
He was like, I don't know how to advertise these things.

767
01:05:28,820 --> 01:05:31,820
And I said, you know, well I said the reason I'm here is because nostalgia.

768
01:05:32,820 --> 01:05:33,820
I love this stuff.

769
01:05:34,820 --> 01:05:35,820
I said what you got to do is you got to hit nostalgia wise.

770
01:05:36,820 --> 01:05:40,820
And say something like, remember going to the Fun Factory when you were young?

771
01:05:40,820 --> 01:05:46,820
Remember going there and getting your ass kicked by Pac-Man or getting your ass kicked by Galiot?

772
01:05:47,820 --> 01:05:48,820
I forgot exactly how I was worded.

773
01:05:49,820 --> 01:05:55,820
Imagine doing that at your home now for a minimal price to have your own game and then pictures on it.

774
01:05:56,820 --> 01:05:59,820
And I spoke with him after that and he said it actually did really good.

775
01:06:00,820 --> 01:06:01,820
There's a pickup in sales.

776
01:06:02,820 --> 01:06:03,820
And anyhow, he might have moved.

777
01:06:04,820 --> 01:06:05,820
I don't know, but he's not there anymore.

778
01:06:06,820 --> 01:06:07,820
I lost his number.

779
01:06:07,820 --> 01:06:12,820
But anyhow, I have one of these games and I hope it doesn't go bad because if it goes bad I don't know what I'm going to do.

780
01:06:13,820 --> 01:06:14,820
Because I don't know how to fix it.

781
01:06:15,820 --> 01:06:17,820
So anyhow, but you got to come over here and play it.

782
01:06:18,820 --> 01:06:19,820
So...

783
01:06:20,820 --> 01:06:21,820
Yeah, we'll have some good times.

784
01:06:22,820 --> 01:06:27,820
Oh, it's a boring night, raining, I don't know, cold.

785
01:06:28,820 --> 01:06:31,820
Turn that thing on and just start ripping on some Pac-Man or Galigan.

786
01:06:32,820 --> 01:06:33,820
I mean it's just great.

787
01:06:34,820 --> 01:06:35,820
Fun times.

788
01:06:35,820 --> 01:06:36,820
And no quarters.

789
01:06:37,820 --> 01:06:38,820
You don't have to come up with 3,000 quarters.

790
01:06:41,820 --> 01:06:42,820
Oh, awesome.

791
01:06:43,820 --> 01:06:45,820
Because I use all my quarters for laundry now.

792
01:06:46,820 --> 01:06:49,820
Okay, well you can still use it for laundry because this game is free.

793
01:06:50,820 --> 01:06:55,820
Now I thought about making it a quarter game and just seeing how much money I could save up and then like, I don't know,

794
01:06:56,820 --> 01:06:59,820
buying the grandkids a bunch of stuff with it or something.

795
01:07:00,820 --> 01:07:01,820
But I was like, yeah, you know.

796
01:07:02,820 --> 01:07:03,820
Right, right, right.

797
01:07:03,820 --> 01:07:07,820
I was like, nah, I don't want people to come over and pay for a video game.

798
01:07:08,820 --> 01:07:09,820
I've got to think about it.

799
01:07:10,820 --> 01:07:13,820
Alright, range anxiety is the next word.

800
01:07:14,820 --> 01:07:15,820
It's a noun.

801
01:07:16,820 --> 01:07:20,820
The apprehension or fear of an electric vehicle's battery will run out of power

802
01:07:21,820 --> 01:07:25,820
before reaching one's intended destination or a charging station.

803
01:07:26,820 --> 01:07:29,820
I am not even touching this one.

804
01:07:30,820 --> 01:07:31,820
That is a framer.

805
01:07:31,820 --> 01:07:32,820
That is a framer.

806
01:07:33,820 --> 01:07:34,820
Range anxiety.

807
01:07:35,820 --> 01:07:37,820
Oh my God.

808
01:07:38,820 --> 01:07:39,820
Oh, I love that.

809
01:07:40,820 --> 01:07:41,820
Bravo, whoever came up with that.

810
01:07:42,820 --> 01:07:43,820
And this hit the dictionary.

811
01:07:44,820 --> 01:07:46,820
Yes, it is an actual word in Webster.

812
01:07:47,820 --> 01:07:51,820
Whoever came up with that is genius.

813
01:07:52,820 --> 01:07:53,820
Next one.

814
01:07:54,820 --> 01:07:55,820
Skip lagging.

815
01:07:56,820 --> 01:07:57,820
Like skipping and lagging.

816
01:07:58,820 --> 01:07:59,820
Skip lagging.

817
01:07:59,820 --> 01:08:00,820
It's a noun.

818
01:08:01,820 --> 01:08:08,820
The practice of purchasing an air ticket for a flight with a layover at one's true destination,

819
01:08:09,820 --> 01:08:12,820
getting off at the layover point and skipping the last leg of the flight.

820
01:08:13,820 --> 01:08:18,820
A workaround to avoid paying a higher fare for a direct flight to one's destination.

821
01:08:19,820 --> 01:08:26,820
The verb form is skip lag, a compound of skip to jump over a Passover and lag an instant of staying behind.

822
01:08:26,820 --> 01:08:28,820
I didn't know you could do that.

823
01:08:29,820 --> 01:08:30,820
I'm going to have to start looking.

824
01:08:31,820 --> 01:08:33,820
So in other words.

825
01:08:34,820 --> 01:08:35,820
I've never owned a plane.

826
01:08:36,820 --> 01:08:37,820
I definitely would not know this.

827
01:08:38,820 --> 01:08:39,820
Okay.

828
01:08:40,820 --> 01:08:42,820
Man, I think that's a great idea.

829
01:08:43,820 --> 01:08:44,820
I'm going to start looking into that.

830
01:08:45,820 --> 01:08:46,820
Let's say I was going to Florida for a vacation.

831
01:08:47,820 --> 01:08:53,820
And the flight ends up in, I don't know, Charlotte.

832
01:08:53,820 --> 01:08:56,820
But the flight goes through Florida because it's cheaper.

833
01:08:57,820 --> 01:08:58,820
You can see that.

834
01:08:59,820 --> 01:09:00,820
Because they didn't get it filled up or whatever.

835
01:09:01,820 --> 01:09:03,820
So they want to get as many people on that flight there.

836
01:09:04,820 --> 01:09:05,820
And then the last leg, you go to Charlotte.

837
01:09:06,820 --> 01:09:07,820
You never want to go to Charlotte.

838
01:09:08,820 --> 01:09:09,820
You want to go to Florida.

839
01:09:10,820 --> 01:09:11,820
So you book that because it's cheaper.

840
01:09:12,820 --> 01:09:14,820
And then you just take off in Florida and you don't get on the plane to Charlotte.

841
01:09:15,820 --> 01:09:16,820
See what I'm saying?

842
01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:18,820
Or stay on the plane or whatever.

843
01:09:19,820 --> 01:09:20,820
The only thing is how they do the luggage.

844
01:09:20,820 --> 01:09:23,820
You'd have to take a carry-on bag.

845
01:09:24,820 --> 01:09:27,820
See what I mean?

846
01:09:28,820 --> 01:09:35,820
Because when you check in your luggage at KCI and your destination is supposed to be Charlotte,

847
01:09:36,820 --> 01:09:37,820
you don't see that luggage again until Charlotte.

848
01:09:38,820 --> 01:09:39,820
Right?

849
01:09:40,820 --> 01:09:41,820
Right.

850
01:09:42,820 --> 01:09:45,820
They must be talking about carrying carry-on bags because the other way it wouldn't work.

851
01:09:46,820 --> 01:09:48,820
You'd be there and no luggage.

852
01:09:48,820 --> 01:09:49,820
So.

853
01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:51,820
The next one.

854
01:09:52,820 --> 01:09:53,820
Pretty privilege.

855
01:09:54,820 --> 01:09:55,820
It's a noun.

856
01:09:56,820 --> 01:10:02,820
An unearthed and mostly unacknowledged societal advantage that a person has by fitting into a beauty standard of their culture.

857
01:10:03,820 --> 01:10:07,820
Pretty privilege uses the same construction as white privilege in similar terms.

858
01:10:08,820 --> 01:10:09,820
Okay.

859
01:10:10,820 --> 01:10:11,820
Never heard that one before but okay.

860
01:10:12,820 --> 01:10:13,820
Barbie core.

861
01:10:14,820 --> 01:10:15,820
Noun.

862
01:10:15,820 --> 01:10:20,820
An aesthetic or style feature of playful pink outfits, accessories, decor, etc.

863
01:10:21,820 --> 01:10:23,820
Celebrating and modeled on the wardrobe of the Barbie doll.

864
01:10:24,820 --> 01:10:33,820
We're likely still fully within the trend of using core to form names for niche aesthetics such as cottage core and norm core.

865
01:10:34,820 --> 01:10:35,820
So.

866
01:10:36,820 --> 01:10:37,820
Okay.

867
01:10:38,820 --> 01:10:40,820
Slow fashion is the next one.

868
01:10:41,820 --> 01:10:42,820
It's a noun.

869
01:10:42,820 --> 01:10:53,820
A noun clothing producers and consumers that emphasizes eco-friendly well-made clothing, maintenance and repair of garments to extend their lifespan, and a general reduction of one's consumption of new clothing items.

870
01:10:54,820 --> 01:10:56,820
The term is used in contrast with fast fashion.

871
01:10:57,820 --> 01:11:02,820
The fast slow framing is perhaps the best known for its use and distinction between fast food and slow food.

872
01:11:03,820 --> 01:11:09,820
But will likely continue to be applied in other contexts where there is interest in sustainable practices.

873
01:11:09,820 --> 01:11:13,820
And finally, I think this is finally the last one.

874
01:11:14,820 --> 01:11:16,820
Yes it is.

875
01:11:17,820 --> 01:11:19,820
Bechdel test.

876
01:11:20,820 --> 01:11:21,820
B-E-C-H-D-E-L.

877
01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:23,820
Bechdel test.

878
01:11:24,820 --> 01:11:25,820
Noun.

879
01:11:26,820 --> 01:11:29,820
A test of gender stereotyping and inequality in fiction.

880
01:11:30,820 --> 01:11:37,820
Having a number of variations and used especially with movies based on whether the work includes at least two fairly important female characters.

881
01:11:37,820 --> 01:11:40,820
Who talk to each other about something besides a man.

882
01:11:41,820 --> 01:11:46,820
The first recorded uses of the term bechdel test came from between 2005 and 2010.

883
01:11:47,820 --> 01:11:53,820
But the concept was introduced by cartoonist Alison Betchel in 1985 comic strip.

884
01:11:54,820 --> 01:11:57,820
And there is one more here.

885
01:11:58,820 --> 01:12:01,820
And I, you know what, I'm not even going to get into it.

886
01:12:02,820 --> 01:12:04,820
I don't know why they're using it now.

887
01:12:04,820 --> 01:12:06,820
It's called prebiotic.

888
01:12:07,820 --> 01:12:14,820
It's a substance containing dietary fiber that stimulates the growth tract to be a beneficial bacteria in the gastrointestinal tract.

889
01:12:15,820 --> 01:12:17,820
That's been around forever and I don't know why that word won this way.

890
01:12:18,820 --> 01:12:20,820
I mean shouldn't it have a...

891
01:12:21,820 --> 01:12:23,820
Yeah, I don't either. I don't see that either.

892
01:12:24,820 --> 01:12:27,820
I know there's probiotic but I thought there was also prebiotic so I don't know. Who knows?

893
01:12:28,820 --> 01:12:29,820
Anyhow.

894
01:12:30,820 --> 01:12:31,820
Yeah, I thought there was too.

895
01:12:31,820 --> 01:12:33,820
Yeah, I think there was. I don't know why they put that in there.

896
01:12:34,820 --> 01:12:39,820
And then there's another one. Tommy John surgery is talking to the unicollateral surgery.

897
01:12:40,820 --> 01:12:43,820
But we already know that. Tommy John surgery has been going on for 30 years.

898
01:12:44,820 --> 01:12:45,820
So I don't know why that was in there either.

899
01:12:46,820 --> 01:12:49,820
But oh well. Anyhow. This will conclude our podcast.

900
01:12:50,820 --> 01:12:51,820
Thank you everybody for joining.

901
01:12:52,820 --> 01:12:55,820
I've got some more emails hopefully I'm going to get to this weekend.

902
01:12:56,820 --> 01:12:57,820
Sound good?

903
01:12:57,820 --> 01:13:03,820
Yes, sounds great. I love hearing from everybody. I love hearing from our assholes.

904
01:13:04,820 --> 01:13:08,820
Yep, yep. And Opal is still listening.

905
01:13:09,820 --> 01:13:11,820
Oh! Love you Opal!

906
01:13:12,820 --> 01:13:19,820
And he did say his name. In the first one he said it's Jimmy but he told us in the first email.

907
01:13:20,820 --> 01:13:21,820
Okay.

908
01:13:22,820 --> 01:13:23,820
So I didn't remember.

909
01:13:24,820 --> 01:13:25,820
Well hi Jimmy. Thank you.

910
01:13:25,820 --> 01:13:28,820
Hi Jimmy. Thank you. And hi Opal. We love you. Thanks for listening.

911
01:13:29,820 --> 01:13:30,820
Yes we do.

912
01:13:31,820 --> 01:13:35,820
So anyhow that needed to be said because I actually got to that email last night.

913
01:13:36,820 --> 01:13:39,820
It was the one next to the one, the last one that I downloaded.

914
01:13:40,820 --> 01:13:42,820
And I was like oh shit I missed this one. So anyhow there you go.

915
01:13:43,820 --> 01:13:47,820
Oh dude yeah that's been a good one to end on. But that's good. That's cool.

916
01:13:48,820 --> 01:13:51,820
Well basically he said yeah my name's Jimmy. I gave that to you on the first one.

917
01:13:52,820 --> 01:13:53,820
But you know you've forgotten it of course.

918
01:13:53,820 --> 01:13:55,820
Right. Yeah, yeah.

919
01:13:56,820 --> 01:14:00,820
But he still downloads it for his mom and actually I have a couple other people listen to it too in Dodge City.

920
01:14:01,820 --> 01:14:02,820
Is it his mom?

921
01:14:03,820 --> 01:14:04,820
No his grandma. I'm sorry.

922
01:14:05,820 --> 01:14:07,820
His grandma? Yeah see I thought it was his grandma.

923
01:14:08,820 --> 01:14:14,820
I misspoke. It's his grandma. His grandma, he's a grandson. And he downloads it for her.

924
01:14:15,820 --> 01:14:19,820
And there's actually a couple other people listen to it as well in Dodge City. So thank you Dodge City.

925
01:14:19,820 --> 01:14:22,820
Oh that is awesome. Thank you Dodge City.

926
01:14:23,820 --> 01:14:27,820
So there's four people around Dodge City we know of that listen. So thank you.

927
01:14:30,820 --> 01:14:31,820
Alrighty everybody have a good night.

928
01:14:32,820 --> 01:14:34,820
Did you ever think it'd be like this Mark?

929
01:14:35,820 --> 01:14:38,820
No, no not at all. And as a matter of fact we got to do this.

930
01:14:39,820 --> 01:14:40,820
I did not either.

931
01:14:41,820 --> 01:14:44,820
We got to do another state of the douchebags and go over our top markets and thank them soon.

932
01:14:44,820 --> 01:14:48,820
Yes, yes we do.

933
01:14:49,820 --> 01:14:56,820
Yeah, yep. And thank you Des Moines. Thank you and shit what's his name? The guy that's giving me all this shit.

934
01:14:57,820 --> 01:15:02,820
He hasn't sent me anything new so maybe he's happy now. We've been sending out some podcasts.

935
01:15:03,820 --> 01:15:08,820
So Blake. Blake. Where's Blake? Yeah Blake from Des Moines.

936
01:15:09,820 --> 01:15:12,820
I didn't hear from you so I assume you're happy now.

937
01:15:12,820 --> 01:15:16,820
And that doesn't mean clog up my email with a bunch of shit.

938
01:15:17,820 --> 01:15:20,820
Okay. Anyhow thank you guys for listening. Have a great night.

939
01:15:21,820 --> 01:15:23,820
Hey that's between you and Blake.

940
01:15:24,820 --> 01:15:27,820
Oh he's a good guy. He just loves the show. He got a little frustrated.

941
01:15:28,820 --> 01:15:32,820
Because I think he thought we quit it. I think he thought we quit the show but I guess he wasn't listening to it.

942
01:15:33,820 --> 01:15:36,820
No, Mark we're on a week cruise.

943
01:15:37,820 --> 01:15:40,820
I thought I talked about it enough to where people would go.

944
01:15:40,820 --> 01:15:43,820
You did. Yeah we talked about it before.

945
01:15:44,820 --> 01:15:48,820
The feeling I got was re-reading them all is he thought we quit.

946
01:15:49,820 --> 01:15:56,820
Well you also mentioned we were going to try to get it up and going but it didn't work.

947
01:15:57,820 --> 01:16:00,820
Oh that's right. He probably was under the assumption that we could get it going but we couldn't.

948
01:16:01,820 --> 01:16:05,820
We tried several times and it just would logistically it would not work so anyhow.

949
01:16:05,820 --> 01:16:11,820
Alright. And also we did a bonus podcast anyhow when you were sick.

950
01:16:12,820 --> 01:16:15,820
We actually did two the next day so we're working hard for you.

951
01:16:16,820 --> 01:16:19,820
So anyhow everybody have a good night.

952
01:16:19,820 --> 01:16:34,820
Good night assholes.

953
01:16:35,820 --> 01:16:39,820
Hey where did they go? Where are the douche bags?

954
01:16:40,820 --> 01:16:44,820
Oh my god someone took a dump in the corner. Oh jeez.

955
01:16:44,820 --> 01:16:50,820
I'm glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. Man that smells.