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Hello everybody, this is Two Douchebags and Microphone. I am the marked portion of it.

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And I am the raw portion of it.

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Real quick, I would like to get to something here that I've been wanting to say for a while.

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And anyhow, this is it in a nutshell.

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Am I fired?

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How can I fire you? I don't pay you a dime.

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Yeah, but still, I mean, you know, hey.

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Hey Rob, quit working for me for free.

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Yeah.

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No Rob, you're doing fine.

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I know you are. I know you are.

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I think everyone out there will agree that Rob is really progressing well.

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And I mean, for just being thrown into fire like that.

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I mean, dude, you're sacking up and just doing it man. I gotta give you credit.

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And I'm trying to make up for last night because I had to call up, just so everybody knows, I had to cancel last night.

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Because I've had this croup or whatever the hell is going around.

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Yeah, I've got the crud too now. Probably not as bad as you did yesterday, but I got the crud.

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Been in my throat. Yeah, last night I could hardly even talk. That's why I was coughing.

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And I'm either, my nose is either running or I'm stopped up either or.

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Yeah, the same here.

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I mean, it's that time of year, but if you want to go ahead into what you said really quick earlier.

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Yeah, here's what I was thinking.

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Back when we were growing up, we would call this a cold.

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It is a cold, Rob. It is.

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Yeah, yeah. Well, now they're calling it influenza A. That's a type of flu.

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Okay, I've got a theory on that, Rob. And correct me if you think I'm wrong.

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But I think they're trying to get more people to take vaccines for influenza.

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I'm not saying it's right or wrong. I'm not saying that you need it or you don't or whatever.

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I'm not giving an opinion on that because that is a hot button issue. I don't wish to step into that shit.

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Yes, yes. No, and I understand that. I know where that can lead to. I'm reading into it.

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To me, by identifying it as big bad influenza A and not the common cold, it's beneficial to that, right?

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Yeah, I think they can make more money out of it. Because the doctors do stuff that way.

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Very possible. Very possibly could be. Because doctors say...

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I don't know. I'm not a doctor.

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Let's play. Okay, you come in here. I'm the doctor, okay? Okay.

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Okay, Doc Wallace, Rob Radford's in next. Okay, all right. Send him in, nurse. Thank you.

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Hello, Rob? Hey, Rob. How are you?

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I feel like shit. Oh, really?

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I've got a sore throat. My nose is either running or it stopped up. I can't tell minute to minute, you know.

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Huh. Oh, well, Rob, you got the sniffles.

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Yeah, I got a cold. Yeah, you got the sniffles, man. Don't worry about it.

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Go home, take some fucking Dimetapp or, I don't know, NyQuil or something and go sleep it off.

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Okay, now here, okay, Rob, you're coming in again only. I'm trying to get you to get a vaccine next.

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Nowadays. Nowadays.

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Nowadays. This is back then, nowadays. All right, okay.

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Dr. Wallace? Yeah? Yeah, what, nurse? Mr. Rob Radford's here for his appointment. Oh, okay, send him in.

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Oh, hey, Rob. How are you, man?

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I'm not doing good. I'm pretty sick, you know. I'm coughing, my throat's sore. I can't tell if my nose is running or it stopped up.

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Oh, shit. Rob, I, here, sit down. Sit down, Rob. Sit in the chair. Okay, okay, Rob. You have influenza A, okay?

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The flu? Yes.

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Yes. It can be very serious, Rob. I want you to think about this.

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Okay, here's why I have a problem, Doc. Oh, yeah?

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Back when I was a kid, the flu meant you were throwing up, you drank seven up and stayed in bed all day.

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You were throwing up. I'm not throwing up. It's very cold.

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Rob, I got some old crow here. Let's just drink this and go to bed.

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You got it. All right.

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I think all of our listeners got that one.

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Yeah, yep. Old crow will fix it. Until the next morning. But anyhow, okay, I've got to go into this. I've been wanting to do this for a while.

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Okay, all right. I keep hearing this fucking babble about the Kansas City Chief's holding.

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Oh, they're cheating all the time. Okay, let me say this. So what people are saying is there's a concerted effort in the NFL.

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Every one of these referees got together and they said, hey, we know the Chiefs are holding, but you don't call it on them because they're the chosen ones.

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These guys can't do that. Are you kidding? That would have been out so quick.

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Hey, man, there's a big thing going on with the Chiefs. Don't call them for holding. Here's what it is.

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Okay, okay. Can I say something right here?

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Before you go any further.

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Look at the rest of the NFL the rest of the year.

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All I got to say.

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You fit right into perfectly what I'm going to say. Let's go back to what was it? 2009, I think.

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The Patriots had a perfect season. They were 16-0 and they were in the Super Bowl. 16-0 regular season.

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Then they won the two games and then they're in the Super Bowl.

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The New York Giants with the defense led by Steve Spagnolo, who is our defensive coordinator for the last two years, did the same thing.

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He shut down the Big Bad Patriots offense because he knows how to coach exactly how to let a person go and twirl them around without getting called for a holding play.

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If any other team doesn't like it in the league, they should take the time to learn it and teach their players how to do it.

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Steve Spagnolo did this back then and he's doing it now. He knows a fine line of exactly how far you can take this without getting the penalty called.

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So it is not cheating. He is doing it the correct way.

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I learned this stuff in high school. How you can basically hit someone in the face but not get called for it.

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It's called strong fisting, strong arming, forearming.

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There's all these little things. We all know this. This is no different.

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Like I said last night to a new friend of mine, people are taking it as spirit of the law. This is letter of the law.

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It is exactly what you can do and get away with it.

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So that is what's going on and all this rattle is just hurt feelings.

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You got Jamar Chase over there. Anybody but the Chiefs. You got all these little sub lines and people mouthing off.

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I remember the period in time when Tom Brady couldn't spin on the sidewalk without being criticized.

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Everybody piles on the winner.

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Mahomes was loved a couple years ago. They couldn't wait for him to take the dome from Brady.

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They're like thank God it's someone else.

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Well now that Mahomes has been doing it regularly and Kansas City Chiefs are in Andy Reid, everybody wants to knock their block off.

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Would you agree with this Rob? They push you up so they can knock you down.

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Yeah, yeah I would totally agree with that.

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And I dare anyone to study these films and then study the rest of the NFL and you tell me what the difference is.

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The difference is when they let go. Everybody holds. Everybody holds and a certain amount of it is tolerated in the NFL.

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Yeah, you got to.

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Yes, so the thing is knowing when to let go.

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So it's just kind of like you're frying some chicken right? And you're sitting there and you're looking at it and you're looking at it.

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And if you turn it over it's going to be like a doughy right? If you turn it over too late.

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Yeah, I make some damn good fried chicken.

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Oh I know you do Rob. You had a lot of practice in many different restaurants that we worked at right?

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Yeah, I didn't work at many restaurants. It's what I did. I paid attention.

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Oh okay, alright. I thought you worked at quite a few like I did. I guess you didn't.

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No, no I've been mainly in construction most of my life dude.

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Oh okay, alright. Well anyhow, so you turn it over too early and it's doughy and it's not good. It's not nearly as good.

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You turn it over too late and it's too crisp, too hard. You have to do it right at the right time.

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And the way you do it at the right time is being taught and learning how to do it right.

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Yeah, this is no different than anything else. If you learn it correctly you're going to do it right. If you don't bother to fine tune, you don't.

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You're just not going to do it correctly.

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So anyhow, that is my take on everything.

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And DoucheBee66 at Yahoo.com if you want to argue. I'll listen to anybody that thinks they have a valid point.

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And I will bring up anything if I think they have a valid point I will definitely bring it up.

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And so please, I mean we're not done all be all. That is kind of like our opinion and I think that's your opinion too right?

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And while you're mentioning our email, I'm kind of missing our monstrous boys.

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I've got to get to that Rob. I've got to get to that.

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The monstrous boys have struck again.

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I love them guys. I've got to get up and see them.

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And so has the mad crop duster struck again too.

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I have not had a chance to print them out. The crop duster, he got me again and he let me know that he got me again through email and he laughed at me and he's having a big ha ha on me.

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So and then the monstrous boys.

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He knows who you are dude. Come on.

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Oh I know, I know. And let a lot of people at work evidently know I have a podcast now.

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Oh well yeah.

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They think it's a sport podcast and I told them, even the big boss, hey here we have a podcast looking at.

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Yeah it's a sport podcast but I got some dude here farting on me.

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Yeah and he goes, ah talking sports?

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Sometimes.

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Yeah sometimes.

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And a couple other people I got a little bit more in depth with. I'm like, no dude it's stick jokes.

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We do some sports but we chose quite a while ago that I told one of the assistant general managers yesterday as a matter of fact.

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I told him, I said, no I said everybody at our age knows their political alignment.

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You're not going to change anybody's opinion by saying anything about either side.

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And that's one thing that you and I agreed on from the get go.

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Yes. We're not political. Okay.

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And we're, we are, we're not sports. We do some sports.

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I mean the chiefs kind of commanded us to do sports.

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Chiefs are hometown. Come on.

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Yeah. Yeah. So if Des Moines had a.

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The Royals suck.

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Yeah the Royals aren't worth mentioning. And neither is baseball.

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Neither is baseball. Baseball sucks.

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Baseball killed itself. It shot itself in the foot. Good riddance. I'm done with it.

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So anyhow you know you want to, you'd rather make profits? That's fine. You're going to do it without me.

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So anyhow I tried to forewarn anybody that I had a minute with.

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I'm like yeah go ahead and listen to it. Yes it's two douchebags and a microphone. Yes it is. That is it.

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And I said remember the name. Remember what the name is. Two douchebags and a microphone.

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Now does that sound like a serious podcast or does that sound like a bunch of dick jokes?

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Sounds like a bunch of dick jokes. That's what we got going on here.

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Everybody asks, you know anybody I talk to.

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I talked to a couple new people just a few minutes ago over at my friend's house.

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She's having a birthday party which I got to miss.

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That's alright. I took her out Friday night for dinner.

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Alright cool. Did you bang her?

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No. Hell no. I told you that.

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Rob I'm sorry I'm being a dick. I got to do that.

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Yeah because you know back in the day I would have.

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Well yeah I know. We're just friends. Our dogs even hang out.

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That's part of the reason I do that Rob is because I know you're not like that anymore and that's not the way you think.

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So I do it to get you to go no. It's that little bit of outrage.

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I love it though. I love it.

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That little bit of outrage at first.

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I'm like damn why didn't I? Oh I know why. Because I'm 30 years older.

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Because we generally don't think with our dicks anymore. Generally.

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That's the last fucking thing I think of.

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Yeah. I'm thinking.

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What I think of my dick is to take a piss.

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Are you blowing dust off it to take a piss Rob?

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Oh dude it's bad these days. It's bad these days.

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Oh yeah.

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I'm just saying I'm going on a year.

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Wow. Okay. Alright. Wow.

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Okay I need to buy you the hookers and not Jeffy X.

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Oh wait. We don't break the law here. We don't break the law here so we wouldn't do that.

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But if we did I guess Rob.

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I got to thank our hookers legal down here. No they're not.

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No. I bet Jeffy X gets all they can handle anyhow with that Sergeant Pepper's outfit that you embroidered.

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I just need to go find me some barflies.

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There you go.

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I don't hang out at the bar anymore.

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Well you see it's kind of hard to find a barfly if you're not in a bar right?

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Right. I'm screwed.

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Yep. So Rob.

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That's how I used to find my access.

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I plead the fifth. I'm just not going to. I'm going to act like that question isn't there.

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No. This is about me not you. You're happily married. Let's leave you out of it.

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Okay. Alright. That sounds good.

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Because if you want to get into stuff like that I got some stories.

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In case she ever looks into this episode.

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I told you she does not listen to my filth. She has a lot more class than me.

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Yeah. But with your luck the more she would listen to you it would be this one.

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Yes.

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When you admit something she'll listen to it. I got women.

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Yeah. Well she kind of knew my reputation before she knew me.

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Exactly.

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Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.

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So anyhow moving right along.

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Let's let's take us a break and come back with our top 10 or maybe 12 because Rob went ahead and went over a little bit.

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Well yeah I pulled the mark.

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Yep. Guitarists of all time.

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And these are guitarists that you think deserve more credit than they ever got.

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It doesn't mean the speediest.

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Underrated guitarists.

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Underrated yes. And this came about because I was reading an article on underrated guitarists and like these guys are idiots.

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And I said Rob and I could do this much better than I thought. You know what. Send Rob a text and see if he's a game.

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So we're getting ready to come back and we're going to do the top 10 each one of our list of the most underrated guitarists.

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So we will talk to you guys here in a couple of minutes. Sound good.

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Invisible ass paddling's new douche flavors and horrible pranks. The fuck is wrong with these guys.

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And now deep thoughts with Mark.

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Should I record frog sounds in the summer then play them when it's zero degrees on my ring doorbell for the Amazon guy.

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Yeah that sounds like fun.

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The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Hi all. This is Mark here. I'm usually the one telling you what to eat during an apocalypse.

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Well this time I decided to go the other way.

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You ever consider just going to ground zero and saying fuck it. Do you really want to be the guy running around looking for radioactive deer.

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Guessing whether water is not contaminated or not. No food. No shelter. No nothing.

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Oh no. There's a strong argument that says you know what. Let's just go to ground zero and see what's for us after. Just a thought.

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Two douche bags and a microphone. Cause we all need dick jokes.

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Remember to bleach your bluetooth after every show.

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Oh shit. What's that over there. Oh no. It's the island of horrible jokes.

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I found my copy in Microsoft office. I will find you and I will have my word.

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Next up. Things overheard in hell.

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Howard Stern just signed a ten year contract extension.

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Next up. Things overheard in hell.

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Howard Stern just signed a ten year contract extension.

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Oh lord. That man just saw a puppy in half.

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Hey there. Don't worry. I have a clown nose.

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Oh no. That drunk guy just hit my child.

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It's okay. I have a clown nose.

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Clown nose. Just put one on and you can do anything.

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Want to run for office? Murder people in public? Just grab a clown nose and bam. Everyone laughs.

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Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions. Grab one today and make magic happen.

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And we are back. Two douche bags and a microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Alright. Like we said previous. We are going to do our top ten list of most underrated guitarists.

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This is our version of it. What we think is. You guys probably have a lot different versions of it. But this is the cool thing about this.

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Well if you listen to us in the past you know we go above ten.

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And I want to do a disclaimer. Well normally Mark does. So this time I did.

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Yes. I've got a couple that I scratched out that I'm bringing back to life now because of that. So we'll be even.

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Well I had ten. I had my top ten. But then there was a couple I got like no man. I got a full month.

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Rob you don't need to explain. I understand.

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I know.

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Anyhow I wanted to do a disclaimer here. I'm pretty sure Eddie Trunk has covered this. Like this before.

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Because they do most underrated bands. Most what should have been a hit and stuff like this all the time.

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I'm sure they've done this. And if they did. God bless them. But I mean Rob and I love doing stuff like this too.

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I'm sure a lot of different radio shows have done this.

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You know what. You're probably right Rob. I'm sure there's quite a few. So this is our take.

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So Eddie we're just joining everybody else. We're not robbing off of nobody's stuff.

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No.

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This is our list.

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Alright Rob go ahead and go with your top twelve and then I will come back with mine. That sound good?

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Okay number twelve. Well since we started at ten I had to top you. So number twelve Aldo Nova.

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Oh he was almost on my list too. Shit.

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Okay he did his album with Fancy. But I'll tell you what that was a bad ass album.

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Yeah and so was I.

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Side A, Side B. Both awesome songs.

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Yeah yeah.

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Ball and Chain and a bunch of them.

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And then Monkey on the Back was like the second.

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Yeah Monkey on the Back. Awesome song.

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Yeah I love the effects he did with that guitar with his not even using Wangy Bar.

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I would agree with you. He's not on my list and he almost made it because I did think about him quite a bit.

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We're taking top ten.

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No that's cool. I agree with it completely Rob.

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Okay my number eleven. I'm so sorry he did not make this on my top ten.

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Okay.

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And that's how I come in at number eleven because I thought of him before Aldo Nova.

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Okay.

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Mr. Steven Piercy from Rat. We gave him so much credit on his show and he did not make my top ten.

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Are you sure you're not talking about.

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I was going to talk to you there.

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Steven Piercy is a singer Rob. You're talking about either Robin Crosby or Warren D. Martino.

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Oh okay Robin Crosby.

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Robin Crosby okay.

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Rat Rat.

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Yeah okay. I would agree.

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I agree. I agree because he did all those like the round and round and lay it down and all that stuff.

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He came up with the rhythm that was so catchy.

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Oh God yeah and they went on from there. Invasion of your privacy.

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Yeah.

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I would agree Robin Crosby.

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Although he's no longer with us.

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Yeah I'm sorry. I did not mean to.

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No no no that's fine. And I didn't want to I didn't want to correct you but people might have been like well what the hell is he talking about.

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No you're right.

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I knew you were talking about Robin Crosby. That's why I said that at first.

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You're correct on that.

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Okay alrighty.

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Okay down to number ten.

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Number ten Billy Corgan smashing pumpkins.

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Not a bad choice at all. Can't argue with it.

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Very good. Very good.

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Yep.

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Number nine Jerry Cantrell.

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He almost made my list. I agree with it.

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You'll see why I didn't put him in. I put someone else in this place.

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I understand that.

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I got one that's way off play dude.

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Oh I can't wait to hear it. Those are my favorite.

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Okay number eight.

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Somebody off one of your other lists.

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Tim Thal.

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He's on my list.

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He's on my list. He was on my hairy asshole Olympics.

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The guy looks like he can carry some air.

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Yeah Kim Thal. Excellent.

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He's great. He's a great guitarist.

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Some of those rhythms he comes up with. Great music. Just really soulful.

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Intricate pieces.

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He can play anything.

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That guy's the real deal. He is one hell of a guitarist.

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Okay now I got another for number seven. Another older one.

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Alright.

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Tommy Bowlin.

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I almost put him in mine. Tommy Bowlin.

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Played with the James Gang Rush.

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Deep Purple.

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Oh there's awesome guitarists.

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Was that Mark Bowlin? No that was Tommy Bowlin in Deep Purple.

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Mark Bowlin was rather.

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No no no no. Tommy went on to play with Deep Purple.

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He played with James Gang Rush and Deep Purple.

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Yeah Tommy Bowlin was a very underrated guitarist.

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Part of the problem was he died in a car wreck early.

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He didn't really have a chance to blossom.

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He was in Deep Purple.

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And he passed away I believe in Deep Purple.

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And he'd come in and just did all the stuff that Richie Blackmore did.

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And he put his own twist to it. And people were really grooving it.

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They're like man this guy's good. Oh this is awesome.

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And then remember the story about Tommy Bowlin's guitar I covered not too long ago.

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And actually it was his guitar tech and not his.

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And they're looking for it forever. Yeah.

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Anyhow go ahead I'm sorry.

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No you're fine. You're fine.

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Because my number six.

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Alex Lyson from Rush. He's on my list too.

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So Rush took my number six and seven.

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Your list is fantastic dude.

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My number five will throw you off dude.

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But I think even you will agree because it is pretty much out of our genre.

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Number five.

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Prince. He's on my list too Rob.

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Really? Yes.

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Dude he can wail on guitar. Oh I know.

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Rob we think alike so much.

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We have crossed over. And everybody that you mentioned I thought about either put them on my list or almost put them on my list.

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That's how close we are on this.

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So anyhow go ahead.

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Okay. Well now we're in my top four.

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Alright.

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Number four.

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Lindsay Buckingham. He's on my list too.

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I can't believe this.

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We did not cheat. We did not cheat.

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No you know why Lindsay Buckingham is so original.

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Is because he never. Yeah I do. Yeah we covered this here all back.

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Yeah he never played electric guitar. You told that story. Go ahead.

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He played acoustic guitar his whole life.

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The deal was for him to join Fleetwood Mac he would have to play electric guitar.

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And he agreed to it. So everything. He didn't know how.

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No he was just like. They were telling him.

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Yeah they were telling him do it the same way you do it only it's going to sound a little different.

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But then he started using some more power chords and rhythms and stuff.

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But yeah I mean the guy is so unique because he was a folk guitarist.

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He really never really aspired to be much more than that.

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But then when he joined Fleetwood Mac he took on a whole other realm of music.

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Great stuff. Yeah at the same time Fleetwood Mac's music would not be Fleetwood's magic.

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I know. Music without that guitar. I know that guitar was just brilliant.

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It fit perfectly. He never did too much.

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Which makes him always one of my favorites.

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It's kind of like drumming. You know John Bonham.

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What he didn't do was more important than what he did do.

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You know sometimes simplicity is a key. More in silence and you can make him words or noise.

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I mean perfect. So anyhow go ahead Rob.

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Oh yeah he was awesome. Yeah I would agree.

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Okay number three. Miles Goodwin from April Wine.

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Oh I did not get that one. But I love it.

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I'm missing their bass on my bass list.

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Dude their music is just. They were in tune.

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Think about like Runaround and the guitar on it.

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Yeah. Yeah I couldn't agree more. Or Sign of the Gypsy Quint.

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I mean they just fit so perfectly. April Wine. Yeah.

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Oh I agree. Yep.

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Number two from one of my other top bands. You may have to help me with the name.

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Rudolph Schenker. Yeah Rudolph Schenker. Yeah.

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The Scorpions. Yep.

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One of the most underrated guitarists right there dude.

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His brother Michael Schenker is really good too.

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And his brother started in the Scorpions first.

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Yeah. He was in UFO and Michael Schenker group. So anyhow.

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You know that. Yeah. That's a good one. Can't argue with it.

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Okay my number one underrated guitarist. Uh huh.

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Bobby Egram from Molly Hatchet. Wow. Okay.

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You listen to Molly Hatchet. Yeah I love Molly Hatchet.

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A lot of Molly Hatchet's music. I used to call him Molly motherfucking Hatchet.

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Oh dude. I'm still in love with it.

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They were like Leonard Skidding with a sledgehammer.

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I'll tell you what. You listen to all of the peacemakers.

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That's some badass guitar.

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Dude I couldn't agree with you more. That whole list.

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And they don't get credit. I know. I know.

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I don't understand why they don't get credit because I'll tell you one reason I do know this.

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People considered them a rip off of Leonard Skinner which they were not.

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No they did their own thing.

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Yeah they were related to Leonard Skinner a couple of the members of the group.

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I forgot how they were related to a couple of the members.

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I think they were cousins or something. Yeah something like that.

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But that's the only really significance between them and Skinner.

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That's why I said it's like Skinner with a sledgehammer.

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They did some of the same guitar sounds but much heavier.

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Anyhow I couldn't agree more.

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Yeah you listen to Skinner. You listen to Molly Hatchet. You can tell the difference.

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Yep. Alright. For mine. Yeah there's my top list.

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Number 12.

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Donald Buck Dharma Rosier from Blue Oyster Cult.

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Oh damn dude. Yeah. I almost threw him in.

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That guy. That guy's insane. He's insane. I've seen him in concert.

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The shit that he does. I mean like Godzilla.

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All the picking he does. I imagine. That thing is nothing but picking.

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I imagine. The whole thing is a solo with a kick ass rhythm behind it.

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Yeah that's all new.

443
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,000
Donald Buck Dharma Rosier may even been further up than that.

444
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,000
But I went ahead and left him there. That's fine.

445
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:26,000
Yeah so. And then number 11 I say is Rick Nilsen of Cheap Trick.

446
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:35,000
Okay see. I would have thrown him in.

447
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,000
Do you think he gets credit? I consider him rated.

448
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Okay you see I think Cheap Trick. I consider him rated.

449
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,000
Let me give you an example of why I went this way.

450
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,000
They are in the Rock and Roll Hall. I totally understand.

451
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
They're in the Rock and Roll Hall. I consider him rated.

452
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,000
And they open up for everybody. They open up for smaller groups.

453
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:03,000
I don't understand it. Yeah they open up for everybody.

454
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
Yeah I think they're one of the most underrated groups ever.

455
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,000
Especially the Gahars. Oh and the Basist.

456
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,000
Oh geez man he's the one that came up with the 18th string bass.

457
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Well this mainly is into another list.

458
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,000
You know what there's a couple of lists.

459
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,000
And that's underrated group or underrated guitarist.

460
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000
Underrated bassist and groups.

461
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,000
What no that's work on underrated groups.

462
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000
Okay that sounds good.

463
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,000
We're a couple weeks. Top 10 underrated groups in two weeks.

464
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:40,000
Alright you guys have been warned.

465
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:46,000
Number 10. Lindsay Buckingham. Fleetwood Mac.

466
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,000
Yeah. Nuff said. We talked about him.

467
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Just fantastic. Fantastic music. So original.

468
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000
Alright. Number 9. Mark Nuff.

469
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Oh hey you gotta add. You have to add.

470
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,000
Add. Having your ex girlfriend.

471
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Oh yeah. Looking you in the face.

472
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,000
And telling you about how much she hates you.

473
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,000
What a miserable piece of shit you are.

474
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000
Why do you play guitar.

475
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000
Yeah yeah yeah.

476
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:23,000
Oh man. He is probably like who gives a fuck.

477
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,000
That's why Lindsay Buckingham. He's my top artist.

478
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,000
You know Lindsay Buckingham probably went over to Christie and said.

479
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,000
Hey come here.

480
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Hi dude. You see the front row there.

481
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,000
I'm gonna fuck half of them.

482
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000
Hahaha.

483
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
And Lindsay probably said who cares.

484
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,000
See that other part of the front row. I'm gonna fuck half of them.

485
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000
So anyhow number 9. Mark Nuff.

486
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000
I think Stevie Won.

487
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000
You like Stevie better than Christie McVie?

488
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,000
Huh?

489
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Oh okay. Anyhow.

490
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Oh Stevie Nicks. Oh my god.

491
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:11,000
You know what. That's a whole other platform I feel. We'll get to that later.

492
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Number 9. Mark Nuff.

493
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000
I'm a Stevie lover. Just saying.

494
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000
Okay. No that's cool. She's fine.

495
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:25,000
The whole thing about doing it Stevie Nicks style and Jessie Co came through your asshole because you burnt your nose out.

496
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Just didn't do me any good for her at all.

497
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Anyhow.

498
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,000
Okay. Give her a broadcast.

499
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Okay. 9. Mark Knopfler.

500
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,000
Dire Straits.

501
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000
That guy.

502
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Nice one.

503
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Yeah. Listen to.

504
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,000
Yo-Yos. Yo-Yos. That's the way you do it.

505
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000
They play you a guitar on your MTV.

506
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000
That's. That whole song.

507
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,000
This song is so intricate and complicated.

508
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:01,000
But did. Okay now was he the same guitarist on Knights and White Satin?

509
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
No no. Knights and White Satin was Moody Bloops.

510
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Oh yeah. Okay. What other song was that?

511
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
Oh shit. Let's see.

512
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,000
Back in that era.

513
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,000
Salt and Swing.

514
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Yeah. Salt and Swing.

515
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,000
Yeah. Same guy. Same guy. Mark Knopfler.

516
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000
Still awesome.

517
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Yeah. All of it's good.

518
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
Number 8. Alex Lyson.

519
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,000
Rush.

520
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:35,000
We already went over all that. I mean the guy's insanely good.

521
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Number 7. I want you to take note Rob.

522
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000
Robin Trower.

523
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Of Robin Trower.

524
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000
Oh dude.

525
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
I know. I. The guy.

526
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
I would have figured him as top notch.

527
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:57,000
His rhythm. I mean his lead stuff. Just like Tony Ahomey. Nothing right home about.

528
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
But the rhythm stuff that he came up with. And some of them were Mark Knopfler.

529
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:05,000
The rhythms that they came up with were so unique and so respected worldwide.

530
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,000
And so new and fresh. And the sound. The tone.

531
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
Every bit of it was just so good.

532
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,000
It made a generation turn their heads.

533
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:20,000
Right. Yeah. Like I said. I would have considered him a top notch.

534
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,000
That's why he didn't. He wasn't. He didn't come near my list.

535
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000
I don't think he got. He was already up there.

536
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
He didn't get any credit dude. You look anywhere.

537
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,000
Anywhere on any list at all.

538
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,000
People forgot about Robin Trower because he never did make it that big.

539
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000
I never forgot about him.

540
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:44,000
I didn't either but he was always 7 or 8 on any type of a festival. 7, 8, 9.

541
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000
He was always the first day during daylight.

542
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
Which in travesty the guy was so good.

543
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:55,000
I mean really he could have wrote some hit songs a little bit more.

544
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000
Than just doing guitar pieces. That probably would have helped him.

545
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:03,000
But you know what. You know what. They don't pay me to do that. So moving right along.

546
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Number 6. Prince.

547
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
Prince. We know that.

548
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000
I had the number 5.

549
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
I mean I could have put Prince in number 1.

550
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,000
Because no one ever talked about his guitar.

551
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,000
He was awesome.

552
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000
Shit.

553
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Something that shit he laid down was badass.

554
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:27,000
That and all the feeling he had in it. Wow. Dude was just phenomenal.

555
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Yeah. I mean we're back in the 80s.

556
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:36,000
I'm in the hair metal and shit and Prince come out with Purple Rain.

557
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000
Everybody was like what the fuck.

558
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,000
I caught everybody's attention.

559
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,000
Yes it did. It was from.

560
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000
And that guitar. He was badass.

561
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:50,000
It was from Bebop Deluxe to Heavy Metal. Everybody loved Prince and respected him.

562
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:57,000
So number 5. Kim Thal of Soundgarden. Of course.

563
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,000
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude was awesome. What can you say?

564
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:09,000
Number 4. Dave Mustaine.

565
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Shit. Okay. Yeah. See. No.

566
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000
Okay. No. No. No. Okay. I'm going to. Okay. No.

567
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Here's why I said that but I'm going to take him off the list. I agree with you.

568
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,000
He's going to go off the list because Megadeth is a huge group.

569
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000
But the reason I put him as a guitarist is because you never hear about guitarists.

570
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,000
You never hear him as a guitarist. You always hear about his vocals.

571
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,000
And I just wanted to bring awareness to him.

572
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Okay. Okay. I will give you that. I will give you that one.

573
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,000
But let me go ahead and go with.

574
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000
You have a good point there and that's why I did not. Thank you.

575
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:50,000
I'm taking him off the list. I just wanted people to be aware that nobody ever talks about him as a guitarist.

576
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,000
And he's an excellent rhythm guitarist.

577
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:56,000
He was a badass guitarist. No. You were correct. I will give you that one.

578
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Okay. My number four that I went with instead of Dave Mustaine is John Sykes.

579
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:08,000
John Sykes. He wrote the Slided In album, White Snake.

580
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:15,000
And he wrote their big album, the self-titled White Snake album with Is This Love and Still In The Night and all that.

581
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
He did all of that music. He wrote it and performed it.

582
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:25,000
That guy and all the stuff that you didn't hear for White Snake because they didn't make it big over here in America yet.

583
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:30,000
John Sykes is brilliant. A brilliant musician and a brilliant player.

584
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Yeah. He went a little deeper than I did.

585
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:38,000
Sometimes if you don't. I know you know him Rob. I know that you know.

586
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,000
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

587
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:47,000
I know you're aware of him. Sometimes do yourself a favor and just go to YouTube and seek out John Sykes music bits.

588
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:54,000
And just. Yeah. The guy's been on. Just listen to his music. Yeah. Yeah. He is crazy good.

589
00:44:55,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Number three. Izzy Stradlin, Guns N' Roses.

590
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Izzy Stradlin got absolutely no credit at all. The gems he put together on Appetite For Destruction.

591
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:17,000
Listen. Everybody knows Slash. Everybody knows Slash's hooks and all that.

592
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:22,000
He sounds a lot like Joe Perry. He's an excellent guitarist. His mom was an actor. Everyone knows Slash.

593
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:27,000
Izzy Stradlin played a lot like Keith Richards in the background.

594
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:36,000
He's doing the chunks and the twangs. He made that album feel like a dirty nasty album because of his playing.

595
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Izzy Stradlin is a genius at guitar.

596
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,000
I give you that one also.

597
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Yeah. And if you don't believe me. Yeah. Listen to Appetite For Destruction.

598
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,000
This is a good one. This is a good one.

599
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:56,000
You and I brought it on this. I'm very proud of both of us.

600
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:01,000
Izzy Stradlin is just... He did a masterpiece on Appetite For Destruction.

601
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,000
I mean, simply put, if you get on there... Yes, he did. That's the album that made him big.

602
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,000
Yes. And a lot of it is because of stuff behind the scenes.

603
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:16,000
I mean, anyhow. You know what? I'm just going to move on. If you don't believe me, listen to Appetite For Destruction.

604
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000
Don't listen to Slash's lead parts. Look it up. Yeah.

605
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:24,000
Look up Izzy Stradlin bits off of Appetite. So anyhow. Look it up.

606
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000
Number two, Mick Mars.

607
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:34,000
And I do believe that Mick Mars is underrated. Motley Crue is a very big group. But nobody...

608
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Okay. No. No. No. Okay. Okay. I agree with you. He was underrated for the group he was in because the group he was known for more.

609
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:51,000
But I still say he's a top-notch guitarist.

610
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,000
No, he is. That's why he did not make my list.

611
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:03,000
He never gets credit though, Rob. Nobody ever goes, oh Mick Mars is the best. People always go, I do. We do.

612
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:08,000
I do. You do. I know a lot of people that do.

613
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:17,000
These are people that grew up with Motley Crue. A lot of people think that Mick Mars is a substandard guitar player and I'm not kidding you.

614
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:23,000
Just like a lot of people think... Yeah, that's why he's one of the greatest. That's why he did not make my list.

615
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:32,000
I can see that but I was compelled to... I was compelled to... I was compelled to... I understand.

616
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Yeah, because I think he is seriously underrated.

617
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:41,000
He is. He is. He's a fan. He makes him underrated.

618
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:46,000
And I'm sticking with him on that because I hear too many people slide him all the time.

619
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:51,000
Now look at it. He's fighting for shit he wrote.

620
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
And he's going to get it too. He's going to win it all.

621
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,000
Yeah, he will. He's got to.

622
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:06,000
I can't wait. I will have a celebration. You and I are huge Mick Mars fans and I can't wait for him to win it because Motley Crue has done him wrong.

623
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,000
He deserves everything he's got coming.

624
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:16,000
He does. He wrote the music, obviously. The great stuff. Not this shit they came out with in the last few years.

625
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,000
Shit we grew up listening to.

626
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:23,000
Yeah, and if you don't listen to his solo album you hear a lot of that stuff in there.

627
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:28,000
Although he went modern. He plays modern type music. That guitar backbone is still there. That's so good.

628
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:38,000
Okay, number one and this one I think is so underrated. Criminally underrated.

629
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:43,000
Brad Gillis. Brad Gillis and Night Ranger. And Ozzy.

630
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,000
Oh! Oh!

631
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
Let me explain this to the layman out there that doesn't understand this.

632
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000
And that's fine. Not everybody is into music like this.

633
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000
I did not even think of that one.

634
00:48:54,000 --> 00:49:01,000
Randy Rhoades is known as one of the best guitarists ever. He had a short live career because he was killed in that plane wreck.

635
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
Randy Rhoades. Yeah. Fantastic.

636
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:10,000
If he could have lived longer, oh my god the things he could have done.

637
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:17,000
So anyhow he was killed that tragically killed that plane wreck. So he never did get to finish his career the way he should have.

638
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:22,000
But okay he had to play the plane wreck. Ozzy had gigs that he had to fulfill.

639
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:32,000
So the only person that could learn Randy Rhoades stuff in that amount of time in like a week or maybe I think it was more like four days.

640
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Brad Gillis did. Yeah I think it was like four days.

641
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:39,000
Brad Gillis came in and learned them all and played them. And did very well.

642
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:46,000
He got offered the gig before Jakey Lee, before Zach, before anyone else.

643
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:50,000
Brad Gillis was offered Randy Rhoades vacant spot.

644
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:57,000
And he turned it down to join Night Ranger because he really liked what Night Ranger was doing and they did very well.

645
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,000
Yeah they did.

646
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,000
But Ozzy and Sharon wanted Brad Gillis and he didn't want to do it.

647
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:10,000
He played in Randy Rhoades vacant spot. He did that.

648
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:15,000
But he didn't want anyone to do with it. And also Ozzy was a little nuts back then.

649
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:22,000
I'm sure he's kind of afraid to join Ozzy. He thought that Ozzy was going to do something and derail the whole thing.

650
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,000
I'm sure that had something to do with it too.

651
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:29,000
But anyhow that is my top ten most underrated guitarist.

652
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,000
I love that number one.

653
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:36,000
Good. And I love your stuff too. We both brought it. I'm very proud.

654
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000
Yeah we did. We did. We did good tonight.

655
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,000
Yeah we did. Alright let's take our second break Rob and then let's come back.

656
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,000
I got a little article I'd like to do.

657
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,000
Jeffy X has some stuff that he came out with if you're right here.

658
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:54,000
Oh great. Yeah I can't wait to hear from Jeffy. I miss him already. He's got to come back and visit.

659
00:50:54,000 --> 00:51:04,000
Oh yeah. He said he will. He loves his Sgt. Pepper outfit and he loves his flying bat suit and his embroidered underwear with a Steven Pearson pouch.

660
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,000
Hey we'll be right back.

661
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,000
We get it warmer around here like the Ozarks. I'll take him out for a really good time.

662
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Oh he said that he has a pair of leopard skin Speedos he's ready to wear.

663
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,000
Oh it'll be perfect.

664
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,000
I know. It'll be perfect.

665
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,000
Alright we'll be right back guys.

666
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Alright see you in a minute.

667
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:32,000
The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

668
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:38,000
Dirt and apocalypse. Don't forget the nuts. Hickory nuts that is.

669
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:52,000
Yeah we know hickory wood gets all the glory and all the love. Everyone loves the hickory trees. They cut them down and they make great sandwiches out of barbecue and meats. They smoke them and it's a fantastic deal.

670
00:51:53,000 --> 00:52:01,000
But little does anyone know about the hickory nuts. Dirt and apocalypse hickory nuts could be the best thing you can find.

671
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:12,000
Hickory nuts can be eaten raw, toasted or added to various recipes. Their rich buttery flavor and crunchy texture make them an ideal ingredient for both sweet and savory dishes.

672
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:18,000
You can use hickory nuts to make nut butter, pesto or even a unique hickory nut milk.

673
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000
There are five types of hickory nuts.

674
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:36,000
Bitter nut hickory, shag bark hickory, pig nut hickory, mockernut hickory and smooth bark hickory. Hickory trees are considered part of the walnut species and are plentiful at least around Missouri and surrounding areas.

675
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,000
So, dirt and apocalypse, don't forget to grab your nuts.

676
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Now, from this underground bunker encamped in Missouri, stocked full of dried guts, canned food and a couple of vibrating toys, is ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Rant.

677
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:59,000
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong office.

678
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:10,000
Hello, this is Satan. You might know me from my pet name, Inflation.

679
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:21,000
I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to two douchebags in microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

680
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:26,000
I sit there and reflect on all the souls I burned that day.

681
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:29,000
Enjoy.

682
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:34,000
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

683
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:49,000
So, if I have a glass of ice water and the ice melts into the water, is my water then watered down?

684
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:55,000
Hm, I may never know.

685
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:28,000
And we are back to douchebags and a microphone on Mark.

686
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,000
And I'm Rob.

687
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:49,000
Alright, well, as promised, I have this list here, but we're going to get to the list here in a minute. We have an article to go through before we get to Jeffy X's list, but I had to get your guys' attention, right? And what better way than to have Jeffy X come up with another list?

688
00:54:49,000 --> 00:55:03,000
So, due to millennials and Gen Z's lack of interest in soft drinks of the soda variety, Coke is branched out yet again, trying to keep up market shares to the younger generations.

689
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:12,000
Introducing new Coke and Coke Zero Spicy Raspberry, trying to freshen up the product line to appeal to the youngsters.

690
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:20,000
I'm believing anything less than Coke-Boba-Bubble is probably a waste of time.

691
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:29,000
They need a Boba or Organic attached to the name to keep any interest from those two generations. Don't you think so, Rob?

692
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,000
Yeah.

693
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:45,000
I mean, you gotta have that gimmick, you know, it's gotta be Boba, oh, it's got the bubbles in it, or it's gotta be, oh, the new Coca-Cola is organic, and then all of a sudden it's like, organic? Good, I get to pay ten times the amount of cash for it. Oh, I love that.

694
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:54,000
So, anyhow, so our good buddy Jeffy X has uncovered some other soft drink fails, trying to appeal to the Z's and the millennials.

695
00:55:54,000 --> 00:56:06,000
So, anyhow, this happened like it always does. Jeffy X is our undercover sleuth that finds these lists of things that have failed focus panels, and this is no different.

696
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:14,000
These are soft drinks that they tried to get through focus panels and groups and test marketing, and it failed.

697
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:26,000
And anyhow, like always, he sent me an email and said, hey, here's a list that I came up with, I did some sleuthing, and I gotta get the hell out of here in ten minutes, and the email destroys itself.

698
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:32,000
So I downloaded it in nine minutes, and I printed it out, and then boom, ten minutes, it was gone, like always.

699
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,000
Hey, hey.

700
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,000
Yeah?

701
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,000
I gotta give you a pat on the back, brother.

702
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,000
Yeah?

703
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000
You were on it every time receiving these.

704
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,000
I know, I know, one time.

705
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:45,000
You do not let them go by, you gotta be on it.

706
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,000
One time I had to do some snickery.

707
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,000
I appreciate that, and I know our listeners appreciate it.

708
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:57,000
Yes, yep, yeah, I mean, I was in an establishment in a store.

709
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000
Yeah, I mean, they can hit you any time.

710
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:07,000
Oh, what I did was I had to act like one of the employees there. I ran back in their office and had it printed out really quick for my cell phone.

711
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,000
No, there you go.

712
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:12,000
Yeah, yeah, I did what it took, and I got it, so.

713
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,000
Yeah, yeah.

714
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,000
Anyhow, so Jeffy X.

715
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,000
How's it going, brother?

716
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:28,000
In order to repay him for all his sleuthing and his life-risking behavior, you know, trying to find these things for us, because this is heavily guarded secrets.

717
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:41,000
Rob Rad, he was generous enough to make him a pair of embroidered underwear with his full name, Jeffy X, on it, embroidered on the underwear.

718
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:45,000
Was one gold-colored underwear, what was the other one?

719
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,000
Silver.

720
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,000
Silver, oh, perfect.

721
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,000
Yeah, he loves them.

722
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,000
Yeah, golden silver.

723
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,000
Yeah, he loves them.

724
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,000
He wears them all the time.

725
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:57,000
And then Sergeant Pepper outfit, you embroidered him.

726
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:02,000
I don't think he's worn that thing yet.

727
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,000
No, he's worn it every day and he refuses to take it off.

728
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:11,000
The pictures he keeps sending me, there is no way he's worn it yet.

729
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,000
Oh, I know, he is not.

730
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,000
I've seen the pictures pretty much daily.

731
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:20,000
And I told him, dude, you gotta have it dry cleaned.

732
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:25,000
Well, it's getting yellow stains underneath the underarms. I told him he needs to like it.

733
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

734
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,000
So, and then...

735
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,000
That's on him.

736
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,000
I know, I know, he can do what he wants.

737
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,000
Rodney Jeffy!

738
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:42,000
He can do what he wants, and then of course, the only time he ever takes off the Sergeant Pepper outfit is to put on the flying bat suit that you made him, which he only does at night.

739
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,000
Yeah, that's, yeah, he told me that's only at night.

740
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:51,000
Only at night, during the day, he wears the Sergeant Pepper outfit with his embroidered underwear that he embroidered him.

741
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:56,000
He mentioned something about betraying Batman.

742
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,000
Yes, yes, yeah, he said that to me too.

743
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:14,000
Okay, and then me being a much more simpler man, I'm a meat and potatoes guy, I simply, if I was to break the law, I was going to buy him 30 pounds of cocaine, and I think I'm up to 90 hookers, right?

744
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,000
Well...

745
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:18,000
But I don't break, we don't break the law here at 2-D Sports, remember?

746
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:22,000
Yeah, he was happy you passed up the cocaine.

747
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:25,000
Yeah, yeah, he said at his age that, you know...

748
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:28,000
But the hookers he would have loved.

749
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:36,000
Well, he said he's dying to see what they think of his Sergeant Pepper's outfit, he wanted to put the smooth up on him and see what happened, you know, so...

750
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:40,000
Yeah, yeah, so, we gotta get him them hookers.

751
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:45,000
But since we don't break the law here, I'm going to give him the cash equivalent and leave it up to him.

752
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000
Yeah, we can!

753
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Yeah, I'm going to go find his owner for the rest of my life.

754
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:52,000
Yeah, yeah, what we'll do is we'll estimate the value of hookers now-a-day and we'll just do a...

755
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000
I did, I did.

756
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,000
Yeah, you did.

757
00:59:55,000 --> 01:00:05,000
We're just going to do a rough estimate of the value of a hooker and we're going to times that by 80, and I'll just give him the cash for all he does for us.

758
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,000
Whatever.

759
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,000
And the embroidered underwear...

760
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,000
He'll be happy, he'll be happy.

761
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:29,000
And the special thing about the embroidered underwear that Rob Radd made him was he has a special Steven Piercy pouch embroidered on the inside of the underwear so he can put a couple of socks in there and look more appeasing to females and maybe possibly some gay males.

762
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:37,000
Because supposedly Steven Piercy, the old glam band rat, used to do a little fill and fool in there with that special pouch.

763
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:50,000
So Rob Radd took the initiative to go ahead and put a couple of them in his underwear, one in the gold, one in the silver, and if Jeffy X wanted to fill and fool, it was up to him, but we're sure he doesn't have to.

764
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,000
Right?

765
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:57,000
And it's Jeffy across the ass and X across the front.

766
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,000
Very good.

767
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,000
You love that idea.

768
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,000
Oh yeah, yeah.

769
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,000
You can't go wrong with that, Rob.

770
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:02,000
Work of art.

771
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000
It was my own design, man.

772
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,000
Work of art, Rob.

773
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,000
Pretty good this time.

774
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,000
Work of art.

775
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:13,000
So, without any more, we're going to go ahead and go to this list.

776
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:18,000
So, how about some kale flavored Pepsi?

777
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,000
What?

778
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,000
Kale flavored Pepsi.

779
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,000
It failed.

780
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:29,000
How, how, how can you mention, we have not mentioned that word in months, dude.

781
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:33,000
I know, I know, I know.

782
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,000
Kale was a joke played on.

783
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,000
Do we have to keep bringing it back?

784
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,000
I'm sorry, I didn't make this list.

785
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,000
Jeffy X did.

786
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000
I know he did.

787
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,000
I agree with you.

788
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,000
That, that sound just produced me.

789
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,000
After everything they did, it's over.

790
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:50,000
Come on, man.

791
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:54,000
My soul cries whenever I hear the word kale or anyone that claims that they like it.

792
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,000
Oh, God.

793
01:01:55,000 --> 01:02:01,000
Kale was a joke that someone came up with and he thought that no one would believe it,

794
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:04,000
and then when they started believing it, he couldn't believe it.

795
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000
So, he was just like, fine, whatever.

796
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:09,000
He just brought this shit out and he's like, hey, watch this.

797
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:12,000
I'm going to make people think this is good and then they're going to like throw it at me.

798
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:15,000
And then Ruben started liking it.

799
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:19,000
So, I mean, yeah, anyhow.

800
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,000
Yeah, kale is trash.

801
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,000
That's crazy.

802
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:30,000
And what you do with kale is, is as soon as you identify it, you throw it in the garbage so no one gets as mixed up with real food.

803
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,000
Agreed?

804
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:35,000
Yeah, I mean, they've ruined the show.

805
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:40,000
And then plus what they did, they took a really good co-host.

806
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,000
Kidnapped Topher because he.

807
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,000
Kidnapped him?

808
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,000
Yeah.

809
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,000
Maybe I could bring somebody like me in.

810
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,000
They made him touch kale.

811
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,000
They made Topher touch kale.

812
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:52,000
You took out the good one and had to bring him in.

813
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000
To the kale.

814
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000
Well, anyhow.

815
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:59,000
Anyhow, it failed, which is great.

816
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:04,000
So what do you think about an avocado crush, Rob?

817
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:07,000
You know, there's avocado toast.

818
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,000
Like cola?

819
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,000
No, crush.

820
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,000
Like orange crush, grape crush.

821
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:13,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

822
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,000
Like orange crush, cola.

823
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,000
Yeah, avocado crush.

824
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:21,000
That, that, that I could possibly get into.

825
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,000
It failed?

826
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,000
Seriously.

827
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,000
It failed?

828
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000
Seriously.

829
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:27,000
Oh, God.

830
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,000
Well, I might make it my own.

831
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,000
I guess so.

832
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:33,000
You're going to have to squeeze avocado juice or whatever.

833
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,000
I love avocados.

834
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000
I love, you know, south ways.

835
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,000
Well, the avocado crush is off the table, Rob.

836
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,000
I'm sorry to say.

837
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000
Ah, damn it.

838
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,000
I know.

839
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,000
I know.

840
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:54,000
So how about spinach infused with an iced tea with lemon?

841
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,000
No?

842
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,000
Yeah.

843
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,000
You think they're right on this one?

844
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:00,000
Turn it down.

845
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,000
Okay.

846
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:06,000
Now, spinach with infused vinegar?

847
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000
I can see.

848
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,000
Not lemon.

849
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:12,000
But with an iced tea with lemon?

850
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,000
Oh, oh, I thought you said spinach.

851
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:20,000
Spinach infused, licked in iced tea with lemon.

852
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,000
No, no, fuck that.

853
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:23,000
Fuck that.

854
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:24,000
No iced tea with spinach.

855
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,000
No.

856
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,000
I'm sorry.

857
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:29,000
I missed licked in iced tea.

858
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,000
All right.

859
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:33,000
Well, that failed, so you don't have to worry about it coming out.

860
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,000
Yeah, fuck that.

861
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,000
No, no, no.

862
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,000
The next one.

863
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:39,000
You're talking to Mr. Iced Tea Drinker.

864
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,000
I know.

865
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:43,000
I knew you'd have something to say about it.

866
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,000
Next one.

867
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,000
Poke bowl flavored Sprite.

868
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:54,000
You know, poke is like little pieces of fish cut up with like different vegetables in a

869
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,000
jar.

870
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,000
Yep.

871
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,000
Yep.

872
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,000
Yep.

873
01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,000
I agree.

874
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,000
Not in a Sprite.

875
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,000
Not in a Sprite.

876
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:04,000
I would agree, 100%.

877
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,000
Next one.

878
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:10,000
Hummus flavored Dr. Pepper.

879
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000
Yep.

880
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,000
Agreed.

881
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,000
Bust.

882
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:15,000
Bust.

883
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:20,000
Out, gone, no more.

884
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:24,000
Next one.

885
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:28,000
What about Caesar salad flavored Gatorade?

886
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,000
Okay, now we might be onto something there.

887
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:34,000
I thought that sounded kind of appeasing, yeah?

888
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,000
Yeah, yeah.

889
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,000
As long as it's Caesar salad.

890
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,000
Yeah.

891
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:39,000
So let's see.

892
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,000
Yeah.

893
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,000
That could be it.

894
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,000
I agree.

895
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:46,000
So you're sitting there drinking a Caesar salad flavored Gatorade, right?

896
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,000
Yeah.

897
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:50,000
Hey Rob, what you got in your hand?

898
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:53,000
That's a different looking Gatorade.

899
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:56,000
What is that?

900
01:05:56,000 --> 01:06:00,000
It's a Caesar salad.

901
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,000
Oh wow.

902
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,000
Okay.

903
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:04,000
Man, it looks good.

904
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,000
Pretty good, is it?

905
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:06,000
Yeah.

906
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:09,000
Oh no, you get all the nutrients you need in the morning.

907
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:10,000
Oh, okay.

908
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:11,000
All right.

909
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,000
Yeah.

910
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,000
All right, I'm in.

911
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:17,000
You need the bacon, ham, the eggs, yeah, you got everything in it.

912
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:19,000
I cannot believe.

913
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:22,000
So you're saying a Caesar chef salad, even better.

914
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:25,000
Yeah, yeah, it's all in there.

915
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,000
Oh yeah, I get the chunks in the Gatorade.

916
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,000
All in the Gatorade.

917
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,000
Sounds delicious.

918
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,000
Sounds delicious.

919
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:35,000
I don't know why they denied it.

920
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:41,000
So how about plant-based RC Cola?

921
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:44,000
Well, it didn't work.

922
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:48,000
It went, it's gone.

923
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:54,000
Anybody that is listening to the show knows how you and I feel about RC Cola.

924
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,000
We love RC Cola.

925
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,000
It is our favorite.

926
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:58,000
Yes.

927
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,000
And it's even-

928
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:05,000
Above PFC, above code, RC all the way.

929
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,000
Yeah, we grew up on RC.

930
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:13,000
And it's sentimental and it's a really great cola and I drink it every chance I get.

931
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:17,000
The real sugar because-

932
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,000
Yeah, get the real sugar.

933
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,000
Yeah.

934
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,000
That's a big deal, right?

935
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:24,000
I'm a self-proclaimed real sugar snob.

936
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,000
I accept this.

937
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,000
You got me going on it.

938
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,000
Yeah, I tell you.

939
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:32,000
Yeah, you drink the corn syrup and just have the-

940
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,000
There's definitely a difference in taste.

941
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:35,000
There really is.

942
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:40,000
It's just so much better and cleaner and crisper with the pure cane sugar.

943
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:42,000
It's just so much better.

944
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:59,000
And then finally, the one soda that did make it was any soda that you could deliver to a high-rise apartment in a loft in any downtown urban area of any major city.

945
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,000
I've set it up.

946
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,000
There you go.

947
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,000
That'll work.

948
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,000
Seriously.

949
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:05,000
Yeah.

950
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:10,000
7up would float up there like bubble up.

951
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,000
So, in-

952
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:17,000
I can't believe I got that one.

953
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,000
All right, Rob.

954
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,000
I got something for you here.

955
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:25,000
Sorry, I am a little sick, like I said, a little sickly tonight.

956
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:26,000
I've got something for you.

957
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:30,000
I'm coming off being sick, so I'm on a roll.

958
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:33,000
Okay, Rob, I've got something for-

959
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:46,000
Hey, where did they go?

960
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,000
Where are the douchebags?

961
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:51,000
Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner.

962
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,000
Oh, geez.

963
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:55,000
Glad they're gone.

964
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,000
Let's just hope they don't come back.

965
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,000
Man, that smells.

966
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,000
Man, that smells.