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I love listening to Two Douchebags and a Microphone, and I get all my pertinent information from them. 12 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,000 They are incredible and I love them though. 13 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:43,000 As pleasant as fifty grit sandpaper to your inner thighs. 14 00:01:43,000 --> 00:02:04,560 Hi everybody this is Mark here and I'm getting ready to do a solo cast for you people out 15 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,440 there that want to hear about it. 16 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:11,880 The reason it's a solo cast is because I'm going to give you my opinion and my rating 17 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:17,640 of the new Carnival Jubilee massive mega ship. 18 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:27,520 I just got off of it last Saturday and had a great experience on it and really enjoyed 19 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:32,080 it and I decided that right then when I got on the ship it was so nice that I was going 20 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:43,440 to do some sort of a rating or some sort of a recording to go over some highlights of 21 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:44,440 the ship. 22 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:51,640 So anyhow the Jubilee was the most balanced ship I've ever been on with 6,000 passengers 23 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,800 plus all the crew members. 24 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:59,240 The ship was so enormous and spread out that one area was never heavily congested at any 25 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:02,040 time like most other ships. 26 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:07,560 The design was perfectly balanced to hold all the guests and not be congested. 27 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:11,520 What I mean by that was this right here. 28 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:17,940 They would have bars in the front, middle and aft. 29 00:03:17,940 --> 00:03:24,920 So the forward, middle and aft all had bars, different types of bars, up end bars. 30 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:28,960 They had restaurants in all three of the areas. 31 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:36,560 They had restaurants all the way from deck 17 all the way down to 6 I believe. 32 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:42,880 So you have all these areas that have all these key places where people have to go daily 33 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:47,280 to get food, to get drink. 34 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:50,060 Pools they had a bunch of different pools in different areas. 35 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:51,440 They had all kinds. 36 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:54,100 They had an infinity pool on the Serenity deck. 37 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:57,340 They had an infinity pool on the forward. 38 00:03:57,340 --> 00:04:05,840 They had an infinity pool and hot tubs on the forward deck, the Lido deck which is deck 39 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:11,120 12 I believe, deck 16. 40 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,880 They had one on deck 17. 41 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:16,920 They had another one on deck 13. 42 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,720 They had these everywhere. 43 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:26,900 They had these places that normally get cluttered like the Lido deck and all of the functions 44 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:31,720 that would be going on there that would bring the greatest number of people laying out, 45 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:38,620 getting drinks at the bar, hanging out in the hot tub, hanging out in the pool. 46 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:43,520 They had all these so spread out that people would go everywhere literally to go find their 47 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:47,840 spot that they liked the best whether it was the bartender at that area was better or if 48 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:50,880 they just liked the water better or the scenery. 49 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,640 Maybe they could see off the boat further. 50 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:55,520 Maybe they liked the people back there better, whatever. 51 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:59,640 It was so spread out that it was really an excellent deal how they did it. 52 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:05,280 It was enormous and I did get to see most of the ship because the Carnival app really 53 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:06,280 helped me out. 54 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:08,240 I could see where everything was at. 55 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:13,160 I didn't have to go up to these stupid ship maps near the elevators and try to figure 56 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:16,440 out something on the spot when people are walking by you or trying to look at it and 57 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:17,440 all that stuff. 58 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:20,840 I just went to the app when I was back in my room, examined the app, figured out where 59 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:24,960 something was at that I wanted to go to and I would nail down a time that I was going 60 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:30,160 to go there and it worked out very well for me and Val both. 61 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:35,160 The Jubilee had a variety of bars and clubs that offered fresh unique drinkology mixed 62 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:42,240 drinks from fresh fruit infused to a very cool gimmicky drink such as bubbles, smoke 63 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:43,580 and nitro. 64 00:05:43,580 --> 00:05:48,680 The new take on drinks were quite refreshing as compared to the usual heavily candified 65 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:51,640 sugary pina coladas and daiquiris. 66 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:57,280 The exotic martinis were just amazing from the espresso martini to the fresh fruit infused 67 00:05:57,280 --> 00:06:03,640 martini with a lot of ocean themed beverages, different ones. 68 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,080 I think they called one sea foam. 69 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:10,360 They called another one like the dolphin. 70 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:15,620 They were drinks that I've never seen before and everyone that I knew never saw drinks 71 00:06:15,620 --> 00:06:16,620 like these before. 72 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:21,280 I think these were their own concoctions that they came up with using fresh fruits and infused 73 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,520 fruits and essence. 74 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:28,560 They were really refreshing but they weren't real sugary. 75 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:33,320 They used the fruit instead of sugar and it was really good because I don't always want 76 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:36,160 a lot of sugar in my alcohol. 77 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:41,280 I like a good mojito but not too many of them because there's a lot of sugar in them. 78 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:46,960 I like a good margarita or a pina colada but not too many of them because there's so much 79 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:47,960 sugar in them. 80 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:50,760 You just can't take out much sugar during one day. 81 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:53,840 It's not good for you and you don't feel good when you do. 82 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:54,840 You feel up quick. 83 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:57,760 You feel bloated. 84 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:00,840 Your joints tend to swell up with all that sugar. 85 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:02,960 It's just not a good thing. 86 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:07,400 They had a variety of bars and specialty bars. 87 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:11,960 Their new take on drinks were so refreshing and the exotic martinis. 88 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:13,660 It was just fantastic. 89 00:07:13,660 --> 00:07:19,440 They have this one place there called Dr. Inks but it's put together with a period in 90 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:25,920 the middle of it there so it would be drinks but it was segmented with Dr. Inks. 91 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:30,520 It's spelled altogether drinks but it's segmented with a period that says Dr. Inks. 92 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:35,840 Very clever on the English language there. 93 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:38,400 Then there was the Golden Mermaid Bar. 94 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,360 Both of them were just off the hook. 95 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:44,520 These were adult-themed establishments that did not have children jumping all over you 96 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,160 while you're trying to order. 97 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:53,040 The bartenders were extremely professional and knew the drinks all the way through. 98 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:56,720 Speaking of kids jumping up all over everything, I'll just go ahead and go into this right 99 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,000 now. 100 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:06,440 I was over in the aft near the hot tub and there was this little brat that kept doing 101 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:10,840 dive bombing, belly bombs in the hot tub. 102 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:13,200 It was a huge hot tub and it was very annoying. 103 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,280 He was getting everybody wet. 104 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:20,480 So finally I went to the carnival guy and he actually made the parents take the kid 105 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:21,480 out of there. 106 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:22,720 I was really impressed with that. 107 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:29,160 I get tired of this pussyfoot going, could you please watch your kid a little bit? 108 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,280 He's being a little rowdy. 109 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:33,560 No, this guy went over there and he told them, he said, you're going to have to take your 110 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:34,840 kid somewhere else. 111 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:37,080 I've told him several times to stop this. 112 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:38,680 He won't stop the behavior. 113 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:41,120 You're not doing anything about it so go. 114 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,600 They left and everybody clapped. 115 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:51,280 It was fantastic because this bitch and whoever else was with her didn't seem to give one 116 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:56,900 else a shit about how annoying her little brat was being because her little brat had 117 00:08:56,900 --> 00:09:01,320 to do things like this to get attention because she never gave him attention. 118 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:06,200 She's too busy being a Karen, fucking drinking her foo foo drink and bullshit with her best 119 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,200 friend. 120 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:11,560 You wouldn't even be able to pick her kid out of anywhere because she was ignoring him 121 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:12,760 that bad. 122 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:17,040 So the carnival guy, thank you and thank you carnival for putting your foot down and not 123 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:22,480 putting up with behavior like this because behavior like this makes me not want to go 124 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,400 on a cruise sometimes. 125 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:28,360 If they don't watch the kids good enough, look, I love children like the rest of them, 126 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,360 grandkids, all that. 127 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:35,840 You know, they're great, but when you're in adult themed area and you want to sit down 128 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:39,960 and have a couple of drinks, you don't want somebody's little brat jumping all over the 129 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:45,720 place because they're incapable of putting their foot down, trying to be their little 130 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:48,880 brat's best friend or whatever the fuck or don't even care. 131 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,480 It's bullshit that we have to put up with that. 132 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,240 We shouldn't have to put up with that. 133 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:56,540 And if someone does that, they should be corrected and they should be asked to leave. 134 00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:57,860 So thank you carnival. 135 00:09:57,860 --> 00:09:59,360 And I will just leave that right there. 136 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:00,580 That's done. 137 00:10:00,580 --> 00:10:02,080 The bolt roller coaster. 138 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:05,660 When I first booked this, it was canceled due to high winds. 139 00:10:05,660 --> 00:10:10,440 The bolt was eight stories up from my room and on the opposite side of the ship. 140 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:13,120 So this took about 20 minutes out of my day. 141 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:16,320 I get to the coaster and the guy told me it was canceled. 142 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:20,920 I was pissed and asked why they did not inform me on the app. 143 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,020 They can do all the other stuff on the app. 144 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:26,280 You know, I mean, I told you about a lot of the features on there. 145 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:30,280 The guy informs me that they sent a message to me. 146 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:32,680 Of course I look at my app. 147 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:34,980 Sure enough, nothing. 148 00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:40,440 I showed him and I said, oh yeah, I said, well, where's this warning that you speak 149 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,440 about? 150 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:44,880 And he said, oh yeah, yeah, there was a glitch. 151 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:47,240 So I said like, okay, well, you know what? 152 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:49,320 I told you I didn't get a text. 153 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:52,600 Don't really appreciate taking all this time out, but you know what? 154 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:53,600 Okay. 155 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:58,760 So behind us were two other couples who the glitch must have got hit them too. 156 00:10:58,760 --> 00:10:59,760 The glitch. 157 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,960 Now I'm saying this with air quotes, the glitch. 158 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:06,680 I turned around and I said, well, I guess the glitch got them too, didn't it? 159 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:07,760 He had nothing to say. 160 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,280 He knew he was busted. 161 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:12,920 What it was was they did not bother to send out anything. 162 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:13,920 They didn't care. 163 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:18,220 And that's one of my biggest issues with carnival is they do stuff like that. 164 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:20,880 They just leave stuff well, good enough. 165 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,560 And if you don't like it, that's too damn bad. 166 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:28,720 And evidently it's not a deal breaker because I still use them and I'm almost platinum on 167 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:29,720 them. 168 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:35,240 I'm not going to use them for good now because I don't know, I like them better than the 169 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,240 other cruise ships. 170 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:40,560 Like I said, you know, Royal Caribbean had Oasis of the Seas and these immaculate sea 171 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:44,800 shows and all this stuff, but you couldn't get a beer after nine o'clock at night. 172 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,440 It's an older people's cruise. 173 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:53,720 And then my experience is NCL Norwegian is a lush cruise to me and I'm not a lush. 174 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:58,320 I like to drink my fair share, but not constantly, not all the time, not every day. 175 00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,880 And I don't smoke like a chimney. 176 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:03,000 I enjoy a cigar every now and then, but I do not smoke cigarettes. 177 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:08,520 And it seemed to me like that is what NCL has become ever since they opened up the unlimited 178 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:16,000 bar in the whole side of the ship, practically smoking, you know, so, you know, I'm with 179 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,040 carnival all the way. 180 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:22,940 So you know, it's not quite a deal breaker, but it's also annoying that they do certain 181 00:12:22,940 --> 00:12:26,440 things like don't warn you, you know, that the bolt shut down. 182 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,320 They just kind of gloss over it. 183 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:32,600 It does annoy you that they don't seem to care enough to correct things like that. 184 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:37,280 But like I said, they're to me, they're still the best cruise line for what I like. 185 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:47,120 So anyhow, I, I, I did a few days later, get into the bolt roller coaster and I have to 186 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,360 admit it was terrific. 187 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,360 It was fast. 188 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:55,980 It went up high over the ocean and was really just like a real land-based coaster. 189 00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:56,980 Well done carnival. 190 00:12:56,980 --> 00:13:01,520 I mean, when this thing went up in the, in the hoops and went around the corners, it 191 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:05,960 felt like you were going to fly off of it like a roller coaster and all you can see 192 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:08,480 is ocean as far as you can see. 193 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:09,480 No boat. 194 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,020 You're that far up and that far out. 195 00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:12,240 It was fun. 196 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,240 It was a work of art. 197 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:17,400 I wish I would have had more time to do it again, but it's a novelty. 198 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,400 You know, this was only at seventh sailing. 199 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:24,320 So people were, you know, they were dying to get on this thing. 200 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:28,520 And you know, I was lucky to possibly have two times at it. 201 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:32,040 The one didn't work out, but I was lucky to get the one time in on it. 202 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,120 And also it's 15 bucks a pop. 203 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:37,640 A lot of people didn't go on it because of that, but it was still busy enough to where 204 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:38,640 it sold out. 205 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:47,160 So the food service on the Jubilee was top notch. 206 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,380 Rudy's Sea Grill gets a five star from us. 207 00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:53,540 The food was simply amazing. 208 00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:58,200 This was perfect and not too steep on price. 209 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:01,920 The main dining room was fantastic food as well. 210 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:07,200 Good to see the food quality on the rise again because after COVID, the food had not been 211 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,020 nearly as quality. 212 00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:11,160 The buffets I never did try. 213 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,160 I'm not a buffet guy. 214 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,200 I wasn't before and I'm not now. 215 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:19,180 I'm not a buffet guy at all, but friends of ours went and said it was much better as well. 216 00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:26,680 The top spots that were grab and go were Shaq's Big Chicken, which I love. 217 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:32,040 That place is fantastic and they opened up a standalone at KCI, Kansas City International. 218 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:36,320 And I've not had time to go by there yet because every time, it's last time, you know, Superbowl 219 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:37,320 was going on. 220 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:40,440 So I didn't have time to order an Aristotle or whatever. 221 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:41,440 So I couldn't do it. 222 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:45,640 But one of these times, it will be one of those days where I have enough time. 223 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,160 You know, I don't go out of town for work anymore. 224 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:51,240 But if it had been something like that, I might have been able to squeeze a couple of 225 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,880 minutes out to get it. 226 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:59,320 Or you know, maybe I'll get a vacation where I don't have to be in a hurry when I get back 227 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:03,800 and I can go by there and grab an Aristotle or maybe a Nashville chicken that he serves 228 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:07,240 or something like that, that his place serves. 229 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:12,360 So anyhow, the buffets were still good. 230 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:19,560 The Shaxburg chicken, the Aristotle was my go to with spicy breaded chicken, cheese and 231 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,920 Memphis sweet barbecue sauce. 232 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:25,640 The chicken and waffles in the morning was very good as well. 233 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,560 Beach Buns was a place. 234 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:34,880 It had a hell of a great sandwich selection and all were quality eats. 235 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:40,840 The Reuben was real good and was told the BLT and the Italian saucy sandwich were very 236 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,520 tasty as well. 237 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:48,440 Guy's Pig and Anchor was good but not great to me. 238 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:53,960 To me, the sides of Guy's Pig and Anchor were complete garbage. 239 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,840 The potato salad had no taste at all. 240 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,040 Neither did the barbecue baked beans. 241 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,600 It was horrible. 242 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:04,600 And I'll tell you what, if I was starving, I would go out on a limb and say if I was 243 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:09,480 starving, I would starve to death if those were the only two items left on the earth. 244 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,280 They were absolutely horrible. 245 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:15,720 Then the barbecue was okay at best. 246 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:20,920 The best sauce that he has is this Memphis style and that's not even offered on the boat. 247 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:22,520 You can get it as a smokehouse. 248 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:26,200 There's one in Louisville that we went to last year. 249 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,840 There's other ones in other places. 250 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:33,280 He has a Guy's Smokehouse and they have a better selection of sauces there. 251 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:41,280 But to me, Guy's Pig and Anchor barbecue is fair at best if you ask me. 252 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,680 And I know barbecue. 253 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:48,120 I worked at one of the top rated, the top rated barbecue place in America, Fiorellis 254 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:49,400 Jack Stack. 255 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:52,600 When I was a teenager, I worked there for quite a few years doing the pit. 256 00:16:52,600 --> 00:17:00,320 So I should know and I should be qualified to make this determination. 257 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:06,720 So then let's see what else we got here. 258 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:13,200 Okay the Guy's Burger joint was amazeballs like usual. 259 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,280 The Smash Burger is the best in the business. 260 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:18,760 Home cut fries were just fantastic. 261 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:22,360 They're golden brown and steaming hot. 262 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:25,960 Now for that bullshit craft brewery at the Pig and Anchor. 263 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:29,960 I went several times to try to purchase a craft brew made on the ship. 264 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:38,160 They were supposedly always out but they had the canned version of the poultry three blah 265 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,920 beers offered by Carnival. 266 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:45,720 My opinion, I doubt they even brew it on the ship but I can't prove it. 267 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,400 The canned IPA was terrible. 268 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,720 It tastes like fizzy piss. 269 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:56,500 As well as the other two beers that were offered as their own, the toasted lager, very disappointed. 270 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,960 My thoughts on that. 271 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,160 Don't waste your time. 272 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,240 Don't even go into that fucking place. 273 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,240 It's horrible. 274 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:11,160 So, anyhow, let me do you a favor and just let you know it's not good and there's no 275 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,000 reason to even go in there. 276 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:18,760 The beers that they have, I didn't get to buy a growler of anything. 277 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,960 We'll see if they ever, I don't know man, in my opinion it doesn't even look like they 278 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:22,960 make beers. 279 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,040 They say they do. 280 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:29,440 But I saw no evidence of beer making on that ship. 281 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:30,440 Just my opinion. 282 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,080 If I'm wrong, I'm sorry. 283 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,080 But it was lame. 284 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:38,280 So, I have to go into the omelet bar. 285 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,760 They had two of them. 286 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,800 Set up with optional places to get omelets as well. 287 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:47,400 Shack's Big Chicken, you get an omelet. 288 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,400 I didn't get one from there but people said it's just like the omelet bar. 289 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,000 You can put your fixings in it. 290 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,880 You know, you say I want this, that, this. 291 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,760 They'll make it for you. 292 00:18:56,760 --> 00:19:02,760 They had other options for a freshly made omelet that helped keep the omelet bar station 293 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:08,440 not too crowded at any given time because the other places that you could get it. 294 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,840 They loved the choices as well. 295 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:13,320 You could just get fried eggs. 296 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:17,680 An omelet with 10 different ingredients or cheeses or egg white omelet only or just 297 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:21,120 fried egg whites. 298 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:24,280 These guys were the best, great food and it was very quick. 299 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,320 I mean, you go in there and you get it. 300 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:29,360 You'd be out of there even if there's a line 7, 10 deep. 301 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,760 You get out of there in like 10 minutes. 302 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:36,080 They're very quick in making these omelets and they're always operating three skillets 303 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:39,760 at a time. 304 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:40,760 We had several. 305 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:44,080 On a completely different note, getting away from food. 306 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,080 We had several very rough sea dates. 307 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:49,440 The water was swelling 40 plus foot. 308 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,400 You could barely feel it on a boat. 309 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:56,880 I am prone to being seasick but I was able to quit taking bonine after four days in it 310 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,880 because the ride was that smooth. 311 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:04,880 Roatown Island, no other ship could dock because of the swells but this ship could because 312 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,040 of its massive size. 313 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:12,800 Its massive size also made it easier to ride in and we were towards the front of the ship 314 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:18,440 which is notoriously rougher than the back of the ship and it wasn't any problem at all. 315 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:24,200 We were 10 floors up and had a balcony but it was no problem at all. 316 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,800 We barely felt them. 317 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:31,320 One night we felt a couple little tugs but that was it. 318 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:35,560 Galveston port was easy and the ship was quick and painless to board. 319 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:40,880 The boarding process from a drop dot at the porters area where you take your luggage to 320 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:44,280 the line waiting to make it to the ship was around 30 minutes. 321 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:52,160 30 minutes and I was on our private balcony and then when I went and got a drink and came 322 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:56,280 back I was in the private balcony with a drink in tow. 323 00:20:56,280 --> 00:21:01,720 The Carnival Amp, not Amp, the Carnival App was simply amazing. 324 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:06,080 We got to check into the restaurant we chose that night and we could literally wait anywhere 325 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,580 until our 10 minute countdown buzzed. 326 00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:12,560 We could be in our room, we could be in the bar or even at the Lido deck. 327 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,120 Ten minutes was plenty of time to get there. 328 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:20,320 Every night was a list of events and shows, ship time, boarding info at every port. 329 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,480 I love this app. 330 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:29,280 Furthermore you could go get lost somewhere on Cozumel and your app still kept time, ship 331 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,280 time. 332 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:38,600 So, let's say it was 6.30 wherever you're at and it was 5.30 ship time or 7.30. 333 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:42,200 It would let you know the ship time so you could be back on the ship on time. 334 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:47,320 It's usually one of the biggest problems you have is people forget to adjust their time 335 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:50,960 and then their phone automatically goes to the time of where you're at. 336 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,200 Well the ship goes by the ship time. 337 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,840 The ship time never changes. 338 00:21:55,840 --> 00:22:04,120 So if you leave at 3.30 and you can, you know, it's 3.30 the whole way through. 339 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:07,800 They don't bounce it for an eastern time or anything. 340 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:11,880 So if you're in central time, this is a better way to say it is, if you're in central time 341 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,560 is 3.30, you're staying at 3.30. 342 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,360 You're not going anywhere else. 343 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:19,080 Okay, the ship was amazing to say the least. 344 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:25,720 Giant aquarium behind the main entrance bar to large colored glass and immaculate glass 345 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,400 stairs and stairwells. 346 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,360 The Lido had palm trees. 347 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:32,240 They were not real but they looked fantastic. 348 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:36,400 We had the very first captain's first mate, Doggy. 349 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,040 He looked like a German Shepherd I believe. 350 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:45,160 I just cannot rave enough about this ship and the cruising experience being so good. 351 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:49,520 Galveston Express deserves a shout out. 352 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:54,640 They were spot on getting us to Galveston from George Bush Intercontinental. 353 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:58,720 They were there waiting at the area right next to our baggage claim. 354 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:02,260 They got us to our hotel as quickly as possible. 355 00:23:02,260 --> 00:23:04,640 We all know I-45 blows. 356 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,920 I-45 is a hell hole. 357 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:10,760 It's a great place to waste hours of your life. 358 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:14,400 Galveston Express got us back from the port to the airport as well. 359 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:19,440 Pickup was easy and away from all the clutter and craziness of the three ships letting out 360 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,440 at once. 361 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:26,000 I called the shuttle trying to get us to downtown from the port but they only take you to the 362 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,520 airport. 363 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:32,080 The man at the shuttle company said, we can drop you off at Hobby Airports, which is close 364 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:35,640 to downtown and get an Uber from there to your hotel. 365 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,680 This saved me around $100. 366 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:44,280 He knew from the port of Galveston to downtown was all uniformly $190. 367 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:49,280 But if I do it the way that he suggested, I saved $100 and I did. 368 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:52,160 And also, it didn't take virtually any time. 369 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,640 They were out there waiting. 370 00:23:55,640 --> 00:24:01,360 I spent $90 getting to the White Wall Hotel downtown in Houston. 371 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:07,880 The White Wall Hotel was as good as a hotel gets when we arrived. 372 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:11,800 They got us in at 11 even though our check-in time was 3. 373 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:17,480 I explained that the port was much quicker than we thought and we were stuck without 374 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,320 a place for a few hours. 375 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:25,720 The manager looked up our room and gave us the card at no extra charge. 376 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:31,440 The outdoor pool was beautiful and complete with palm trees and a large, clean, well-kept 377 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:32,440 pool. 378 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:36,720 We went to the pool and had a couple of drinks and then decided to go to lunch. 379 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:41,120 We called a Lyft but the idiot couldn't figure out the one way is downtown. 380 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,080 It really wasn't that complicated at all. 381 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,920 As a matter of fact, the driver even saw me and asked me if I was the guy wearing the 382 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:47,920 White and the Holmes jersey. 383 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,200 And I said yes. 384 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:55,320 But he, I don't know, I looked at the app and he kept driving in circles. 385 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,280 I text him, forget it, and he said I agree. 386 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:03,400 After 15 minutes of watching him circle around, we scrapped the barbecue joint 6 blocks away 387 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:08,400 in favor of the Tex-Mex joint in the hotel on the second floor. 388 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,040 This was a great choice and not too pricey. 389 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:16,440 They also gave us breakfast vouchers for the main restaurant on in the hotel, main entree, 390 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,720 dessert and especially coffee. 391 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:23,080 This hotel was a 4 star, was such a great value at a hotel. 392 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,120 We hit the jackpot on this place. 393 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:28,640 I will be going back when in Houston next time. 394 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:29,640 Beautiful hotel. 395 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,800 It's historic and refurbished and classy. 396 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,340 I highly recommend the White Wall Hotel. 397 00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:42,720 So if you are in Houston and you want to stay downtown, I really, really suggest the White 398 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:43,720 Hall Hotel. 399 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:47,480 It is a beautiful hotel. 400 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:52,800 It has a beautiful spacious pool and a lot of other amenities besides restaurants. 401 00:25:52,800 --> 00:26:00,480 So that is my full report for the Carnival Jubilee. 402 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:05,240 I hope if you are thinking about cruising, it does you some good. 403 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,320 Anyhow, thank you. 404 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:10,560 Thank you all and have a great night. 405 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:16,000 We are going to have a regular podcast tomorrow with Rob joining me. 406 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000 Thank you. 407 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:22,000 Coming up, a blast from the past. 408 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:28,560 This is where we take old shows and incorporate them into new shows. 409 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,080 Because you f**ks refuse to go get it. 410 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:37,840 Have I ever told you about my prank phone call deal that I used to do? 411 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:38,840 No. 412 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,520 Well, this was the old quick trip in Belvedere. 413 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:46,240 The one right off the highway, right off of 71 or 49 or whatever. 414 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:50,160 At 155th Street down there in that little pit there, right off the exit ramp. 415 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,600 There used to be a quick trip. 416 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:57,760 One day I am in there getting a soda or some shit and I notice the phone rang. 417 00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,240 This is probably a drug deal or something. 418 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,040 Some guy jumps out of his car and starts answering. 419 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,040 I am like, huh. 420 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,760 I didn't know those things had numbers. 421 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,600 Not only did I not know they had numbers, I didn't realize that people f**king answered 422 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:11,600 them. 423 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:15,480 Yeah, the idea of calling into a pay phone didn't occur to me until I saw someone do 424 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:16,480 it on a TV show. 425 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,480 I was like, what? 426 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,480 You can do that? 427 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,480 I thought it was just a prank. 428 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:24,200 I thought it was just one way you got on there and said, hey, I am down here at the quick 429 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,200 trip, man. 430 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:31,000 Whenever you want to come down, I got the pet cage and the rubbers. 431 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:38,760 So, anyhow, I walk over there and I get a pen from the guy in the quick trip and wrote 432 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:39,760 down the numbers. 433 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:45,480 There were like three of them and they are in a little semi-circle. 434 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:49,760 Back in the days, like you mentioned the other day, how nasty that was. 435 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,480 Some guy gets up there and starts spitting all over the phone talking and then you go 436 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,920 picking up right after. 437 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,600 Yeah, jam it right up to the hole in your face that you eat through. 438 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:04,000 Now when I think about it, I cringe. 439 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:10,000 So anyhow, it is probably a dirt bag from Belvedere anyhow with no teeth. 440 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:15,200 So anyhow, I get these numbers down and anyhow, one day I am over at my friend Davies and 441 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,880 we are bored and I go, hey man, I got something we can do. 442 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:18,880 What is that? 443 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:19,880 See these three numbers? 444 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,960 Yeah, they are the number two, the pay phones and Belvedere quick trip. 445 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:23,960 Oh really? 446 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,840 Let's just call up and fuck with people. 447 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:27,840 Sure. 448 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:28,840 Okay. 449 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:33,000 So, you know, we call up and the first time it took a long time. 450 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000 I don't think anyone was there. 451 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000 Someone answered hello. 452 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,280 Hey, you know this is the pay phone? 453 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,520 I go, hey, you know, you are a dickhead. 454 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,840 You know, just start screwing with them. 455 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,680 Yeah, you are a piece of shit, man. 456 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,560 Hey, you know who I got right next to me? 457 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:45,560 Your mom. 458 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,560 Yeah. 459 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:47,560 You know, people get pissed off. 460 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,760 Fuck you bitch and all this stuff. 461 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:54,680 So anyhow, we call them up and harass and people get so fucking mad. 462 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:55,680 You know, we get them so mad. 463 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,680 They threaten to kill us. 464 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,920 They are going to come over and we are like, well, you are going to kill me when you don't 465 00:28:58,920 --> 00:28:59,920 know where I am at, bitch. 466 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:07,640 You know, this is before, this is in maybe early 90s at the most, late 80s, whatever, 467 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,320 somewhere in that time frame. 468 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,000 And I mean, it was just, I mean, we had nothing else to do. 469 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,360 So we call up and just get people so mad. 470 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,000 David used to do this farmer oppression. 471 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:20,760 He used to tell a guy that his fucking goats were in his yard and he was mad or your fucking 472 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:24,320 cattle trampled my fucking sheep, you bitch. 473 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:25,600 I don't have no farm. 474 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,480 Yeah, you do, you son of a bitch. 475 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,600 I know this is you, Mr. Johnson. 476 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:33,960 You get your ass over here and you get my dead fucking sheep and you better fucking 477 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:34,960 bury it. 478 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,200 If you don't, I'm going to come over there and I'm going to slap the stupid out of you 479 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,040 and that's going to take all day because you are pretty fucking stupid. 480 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:45,080 And he would just keep railing on him and the people get so mad and argue about, I don't 481 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,240 have a farm. 482 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,480 I ain't got no farm, you dumb son of a bitch. 483 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:55,800 And he would just keep going, ain't got no farm, you dumb son of a bitch. 484 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,720 And these people get so mad. 485 00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:01,360 So anyhow, one day I'm over there and I'm like, hmm, you know, it's starting to get 486 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,560 boring and people get mad and they hang up. 487 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,800 Then a lot of people just go, eh, fuck you, you know, and hang up. 488 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,160 The smarter ones do. 489 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,160 Yeah. 490 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:10,760 And I'm like, question them answering a payphone. 491 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:14,240 You know, this is a payphone, don't you? 492 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,240 Yeah. 493 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,240 It's like, okay. 494 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,240 I heard that one before. 495 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:18,240 All right. 496 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:19,240 Hang on. 497 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,240 Oh yeah, you're right. 498 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:21,240 I'm sorry. 499 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:22,240 Yeah. 500 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,240 What do you do? 501 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,800 I noticed there's a white house right behind there. 502 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,720 So any I'm like, hmm, okay. 503 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:28,720 All right. 504 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,720 Everyone always wants to know where I live at. 505 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:34,520 I guess I'm going to live in that white house right behind the payphone. 506 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:38,280 So anyhow, you know, most people are just kind of like they hang up and they don't want 507 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,280 to go to that white house. 508 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:43,880 This one guy that I was fucking with just constantly going, hey, you piece of shit, man. 509 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:44,880 Yeah. 510 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,400 You just don't sound right without a dick in your mouth. 511 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,800 You sound completely different. 512 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:51,880 Hey, you ball gargler and all this stuff, man. 513 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:55,920 You smell like chode and this guy's just getting fucking madder than you. 514 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,440 I'm going to beat the shit out of you. 515 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,440 Where are you at? 516 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,040 And I go, you want to know where I'm at, bitch? 517 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,040 Yeah. 518 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,040 Over there. 519 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,040 Look to your left. 520 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,040 Oh no, no, not that left. 521 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,040 The other left, moron. 522 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,040 Okay. 523 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,040 You see that left over there? 524 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,280 See that white house? 525 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,280 I'm right here, motherfucker. 526 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,280 I'm looking out the window. 527 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:15,560 I'm waiting for your fucking fat ass to come beat me up. 528 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:19,240 I'm going to smack the stupid out of you and I'm going to do it in front of everybody. 529 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,560 I'm going to call people over to watch me smack the fuck out of you. 530 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:23,560 And this guy's getting mad. 531 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:24,560 Oh, you son of a bitch. 532 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,520 Oh, I'm going to fucking kill you, man. 533 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,480 And you know, and I'm pretty sure the guy went over there. 534 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:30,800 He was so mad. 535 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,080 So he was so mad that he didn't even completely hang up. 536 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,760 I heard it go click and then it fell on the ground. 537 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:39,260 So he didn't look back or nothing and anyhow I hear a car peeling out. 538 00:31:39,260 --> 00:31:42,800 So I don't know about that guy in that white house, but I'm pretty sure he got into a pretty 539 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:43,800 good fight. 540 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:44,800 Yeah. 541 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:45,800 Anyhow. 542 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:50,640 Oh, I should have looked at the police blotter the next day. 543 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,800 Man in white house beaten to death by outrage, still building. 544 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,360 Well, there wasn't an internet. 545 00:31:55,360 --> 00:32:00,280 So it was like one of those deals trying to wait for one of those little regional magazines 546 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:05,120 like the South Side or whatever, the Grandview Circle or whatever. 547 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,160 The Grandview Dicks Mac or whatever. 548 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:11,480 One of those stupid little fucking mags to come out. 549 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:12,880 South Side idiot. 550 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:13,880 Whatever. 551 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:17,280 So hey, I never did find out, you know, and I didn't want to know. 552 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:21,480 I was afraid someone might have got killed that whole scuff up, you know, but yeah, it 553 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:22,840 was at the hands of entertainment. 554 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:23,840 So I justified it. 555 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:24,840 Yeah. 556 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:25,840 Yeah. 557 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:26,840 Were you briefly entertained? 558 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,720 Oh, I was entertained for a while. 559 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:34,840 I mean, especially the guys that just continue to get mad and just continue to try to insult 560 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,720 you and one up you without a brain. 561 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:37,720 Yeah. 562 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:42,320 And you continue like Davey just roll over so many insults on him and they just keep getting 563 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:46,040 madder and madder and go, oh yeah, fuck you. 564 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,480 Oh my God, you got me. 565 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,000 Oh, you went through the F bomb. 566 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,200 Oh, someone get me some iced tea. 567 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:54,200 Oh my God. 568 00:32:54,200 --> 00:33:01,840 Oh, the pain, you know, and hey, how so the fine, the finality was ice calling down there. 569 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:07,760 And this is later, I got bored with it and I went back to it and this chick answers and 570 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:11,720 I started saying something, you know, just started blathering some sort of shit to try 571 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,720 to piss her off. 572 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,720 She goes, Mark Wallace. 573 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:15,720 Oops. 574 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,760 Who is this? 575 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,800 This is Danielle. 576 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:20,800 Oh, fuck. 577 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,240 What are you doing? 578 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:28,240 Calling a pay phone. 579 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,800 Long story. 580 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:34,440 She busted me the last time I called him like, fuck man. 581 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:35,440 That's it, man. 582 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,440 So far anymore is done. 583 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:39,440 Yep. 584 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,440 Cancel Christmas. 585 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,440 Yeah. 586 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,440 Pharmacy's closed. 587 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:53,440 Well, you know, I got a, I got a neat little story here about a little crank that me and 588 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,440 Davey, my friend that I referred to often. 589 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:56,440 Oh, yes. 590 00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:57,440 Played the old banister ball. 591 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:58,440 Remember that? 592 00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,440 Oh yeah. 593 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,440 Boy, that was a, that was an area for a lot of fucking fun. 594 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:05,440 We used to get away with murder at that place. 595 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,440 We've done the stupidest shit. 596 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:12,440 Well, there's a security guard, little, little short little fucker, little kind of little 597 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:15,440 dumpy little guy named Sam and he hated us long hairs. 598 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,440 We were in there getting all the chicks and he didn't fucking like it. 599 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:23,440 So Sam used to always try to get me kicked out and Davey too, but more me. 600 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,440 He really hated me for some reason. 601 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,440 So he always screw with me. 602 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,440 He got me kicked out for about two weeks. 603 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:34,440 Then we went to court and then the judge said you can't kick him out. 604 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:35,440 It's a public mall. 605 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:36,440 So, yeah. 606 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:43,440 So anyhow, you know, one of the biggest ways to sell the hoax is to, we found this out 607 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:46,440 was to have a setup guy that no one knew. 608 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,440 Just a guy to confirm what you're saying. 609 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,440 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 610 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,440 I did see that monkey over there. 611 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,440 Yeah. 612 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,440 Last I saw him, he was on top of that building. 613 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,440 You're throwing shit at somebody. 614 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:58,440 The random witness. 615 00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,440 You see him disappear. 616 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:00,440 Yes. 617 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:01,440 Yes. 618 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:07,440 So this guy, okay, this is Bannister Mall, early 1980s. 619 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:14,440 Me and my good buddy Davey were hanging out and we were crazy long hairs that the average 620 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:19,440 teen would follow because we're long hairs and we're kind of like the Pied Piper of teens. 621 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:23,440 People used to look at us and go, well, there's the party. 622 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,440 Let's just follow them around until they go to it. 623 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:27,440 I've done that? 624 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:28,440 Yeah. 625 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:29,440 They used to do it all the time. 626 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,440 We'd be like, where are you guys going? 627 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,440 Cleveland, Ohio? 628 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,440 No, Missouri. 629 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,440 That guy looks like he might have beer. 630 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:36,440 Yeah. 631 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,440 Yeah. 632 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,440 Yeah. 633 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,440 So they'd just start following us and that's just the way we were. 634 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:44,440 And then we'd all introduce, hey, I'm so and so, I'm so and so. 635 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,440 And we'd have a good time Cleveland Lake or something. 636 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,440 Slamming beers, doing stupid shit. 637 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:55,440 So Davey and I had certain buddies that would walk up and hear the bullshit that was you 638 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,440 in and then help seal the deal. 639 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,440 They'd sell it completely. 640 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:04,440 One guy that walked around to help us was a punker named Jason. 641 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:09,440 Jason was really cool because he looked like the type of guy that wouldn't like us. 642 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:15,440 But we got to talking to him and we saw eye to eye on everything except music. 643 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,440 Everything else we were the same. 644 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:18,440 Fuck society. 645 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,440 Fuck the average guy. 646 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,440 Fuck this, fuck that. 647 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:26,440 But when it came to music, we're like fucking listening to Motley Crue and shit like that. 648 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:34,440 And he was listening to, I don't know, the Ramones or even deeper than that, 649 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,440 you know, Dead Kennedys, The Germs. 650 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:37,440 Television. 651 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,440 Yeah. 652 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:39,440 Yeah. 653 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,440 He was a real punker. 654 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,440 The Boydoyz. 655 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:43,440 Yeah. 656 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,440 He had an orange mohawk. 657 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,440 Sweet. 658 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:51,440 Or black spike leather. 659 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,440 And Doc Martens. 660 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,440 So, I mean, you know, you got the guy, right? 661 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,440 You know who I'm talking about. 662 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:00,440 So, great guy though. 663 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,440 I'd love to know what happened to him. 664 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:08,440 So, Jason, if you happen to hear this abortion, please, oh, I guess that's a bad word now, isn't it? 665 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:09,440 This atrocity. 666 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,440 There we go. 667 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:17,440 If you happen to hear this horrible atrocity, then, you know, hey, send us an email. 668 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:21,440 I forgot what the valid email is. 669 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:25,440 We put so many bullshit ones out there, we can't remember our real place. 670 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:30,440 There is a valid one and I can't remember what the hell it is. 671 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:33,440 We also have an actual real phone number. 672 00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:35,440 Hell if I know that one either. 673 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:39,440 Yeah, so I can't even remember the real one. 674 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,440 Show prep. 675 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,440 Yeah. 676 00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:49,440 Here I was talking about show prep and making a big deal out of it and I can't even remember our email. 677 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:56,440 So, anyhow, meanwhile, there's this one security guard named Sam that I kind of alluded to or actually went into a little bit. 678 00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:00,440 Sam was a jealous little pussy bitch. 679 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,440 He constantly tried to get me kicked out and barred from the mall. 680 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,440 And like I said earlier, he did for a while, for a couple of weeks. 681 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:06,440 And we went to court. 682 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:10,440 I got back in, which really fumed his ass, burnt his ass. 683 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,440 Because every time I seen him, I was like overzealous about him. 684 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,440 Hi, Sam, how are you? 685 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:18,440 You come over for dinner tonight, little guy? 686 00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,440 A little tiny bit of authority and it's gone. 687 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,440 You look cute today. 688 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,440 I beeped his nose one time. 689 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:29,440 He came out with unglued. 690 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:33,440 So, you know, me and David used to play moon tricks on Sam Costic. 691 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,440 Sounds like he deserved it. 692 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,440 Oh, he did, you know. 693 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:42,440 So we quickly went to Jason to be the casual guy walking by to sell it. 694 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:46,440 So Jason's over in the corner where the movie theaters upstairs used to be. 695 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,440 Because then they went downstairs for a while and then they disappeared. 696 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:50,440 Oh, yeah. 697 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,440 Yeah, they used to be upstairs, mid upstairs. 698 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,440 So I think right across from food court, maybe. 699 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,440 If I remember correctly. 700 00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:03,440 Now in my mind, I'm getting confused with Ward Parkway because their movie theater shifted around a bit too. 701 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:08,440 OK, well, anyhow, this is when they were upstairs because I remember that part well, 702 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:12,440 because people are coming in to go to movies and we're screwing with them. 703 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,440 So David and I set this one up perfectly. 704 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:23,440 We had a buddy that he won a backstage pass to Great White. 705 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,440 Oh, remember them? 706 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,440 It's a video shoot, OK, as an extra. 707 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,440 Oh, that'd be cool. 708 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,440 Yeah. 709 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:34,440 And he was in it, I don't know if it was once bit or something else, but he was in it. 710 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,440 And on the back was stamped used. 711 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:41,440 But on the front, it had an MTV logo. 712 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,440 It didn't have a specific band. 713 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,440 It didn't say Great White. 714 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:48,440 It just said extra for MTV video shoot. 715 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:53,440 And I remember really well it was green with an orange MTV on it with her famous logo. 716 00:39:53,440 --> 00:40:02,440 Yeah, it was really cool looking and it was like made with some sort of a some sort of a really thick paper. 717 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,440 And it was engraved, I guess. 718 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,440 Oh, yeah. 719 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:06,440 Yeah, it was raised. It felt great. 720 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:12,440 It felt like the seal of something embossed paper, raised printing, raised printing, whatever. 721 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,440 Makes a lot harder to counterfeit. 722 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,440 Plus it makes it look cool. 723 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,440 So our friend agreed to let us borrow this for a little while. 724 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:22,440 We got it back to him, like we said, and we didn't tear it up or steal it or nothing. 725 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:28,440 So Davey started waving the card in the air and making fun of me because he got this and I did. 726 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,440 He was like, hey, I'm going to be on this. 727 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:34,440 I'm going to be on this whatever. 728 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,440 Yeah. 729 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:42,440 So he's waving around going, I'll be on the video and you're not because you're too stupid and you couldn't win and all this stuff. 730 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:49,440 So this magical card was supposed to be a freebie to be an extra on the set of MTV. 731 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,440 This is what we set it up to be. 732 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,440 A list of hundreds of bands. 733 00:40:53,440 --> 00:41:00,440 The secret MTV guy walking around was he was walking around the mall and this was going to be Sam eventually. 734 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:06,440 So the secret MTV guy that has these free magical passes was Sam, only he didn't know it. 735 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:11,440 So Davey's like, and I'm like, fucking asshole. 736 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,440 Yeah, all this stuff. 737 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:16,440 So automatically, see people get ready to walk in, right? 738 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,440 Get ready to go to movies. 739 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,440 Yeah, just like magnetic. 740 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:26,440 They're just staring at us and Davey's like, man, that sucks, man. 741 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,440 You get to go and I don't. 742 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:32,440 So Davey is waving this around, making fun of me and Jason will walk by. 743 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,440 They go, yeah, I fucking 112. 744 00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,440 I threw it at him because there's no punk bands on it. 745 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:37,440 Fuck that. 746 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,440 I don't want to go. 747 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,440 So all of a sudden, those kids are fucking coming over. 748 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,440 What was this? 749 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,440 So that's so clever. 750 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:48,440 Oh, yeah. 751 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,440 We set it up perfect. 752 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:58,440 So the reason that we picked Sam to do this on that day was because we had the card for a couple of days. 753 00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,440 He's wearing plain clothes. 754 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:07,440 And I guess he thought he was going to catch top lifters or something not wearing his little fucking bitch outfit that he normally wore. 755 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:13,440 So Jason, instead of us, goes, yeah, that fucking little douche right there is the one. 756 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,440 That's the secret MTV guy. 757 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:16,440 We didn't even say it. 758 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,440 He did it. 759 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:18,440 It sold it even more. 760 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:19,440 Yeah. 761 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:25,440 Because all these teams are like, you know, fucking their heads spun around and they're staring at him. 762 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:32,440 So Jason said, yeah, he goes, yeah, I bit him on the ear to get one. 763 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:41,440 So the story was, was this, the more outrageous you were, the more likely you were to get a free pass. 764 00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,440 Oh, that's perfect. 765 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:51,440 So automatically he had like 50 teams jumping in front of him, fucking biting his ear, kicking him in the ass. 766 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,440 One guy was clucking like a chicken in the space. 767 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:57,440 Another guy's like, look, look, look, look at the bird. 768 00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,440 Some guy fucking jumped off on one side. 769 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:05,440 Another guy ripped off one of the trees and hit him with a switch. 770 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:08,440 And Sam was just fucking freaking out, man. 771 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:09,440 What the fuck? 772 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:11,440 And we're like, we want to pass. 773 00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,440 We want to pass. 774 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:13,440 What pass? 775 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:16,440 This probably went on for fucking 25 minutes. 776 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,440 He was losing his mind. 777 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,440 Yes, he was. 778 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:20,440 He didn't know what was going on. 779 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,440 What planet did I wake up on? 780 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:24,440 He'd get 10 teams away from him, right? 781 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,440 And then you have 10 more teams attacking. 782 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,440 So we leave. 783 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,440 We let this go on and let it go downhill. 784 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,440 And those teams told another one, get the pass from that fucker. 785 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,440 He didn't give us anything. 786 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:40,440 So this just kept rolling on and rolling on and rolling on. 787 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,440 So we come back a couple of hours later. 788 00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,440 We went to, oh, no, I know what we did. 789 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,440 We went to Andy's Santa Fe and had a burrito. 790 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,440 I remember the Andy's. 791 00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:52,440 And we weren't even old enough to drink, but we still did because they never carted there. 792 00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:57,440 We both had margaritas or a fucking laugh and had our feet on the table and shit. 793 00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:01,440 Davey had fucking flip flops on, so they eventually got mad and kicked us out. 794 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,440 Because you could see his toenails hanging out. 795 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:04,440 People didn't like that. 796 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,440 Yeah. 797 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:10,440 So, hey, we get back in and also we see Sam coming by all the shovels. 798 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,440 By this time, everything was gone. 799 00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,440 It was all said and done. 800 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:19,440 I go, hey, Sam, do you want to know where all that came from? 801 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,440 Davey pulled out the cart and said, see this? 802 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,440 I go, yeah, you just been had, bitch. 803 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:25,440 Oh, he was fucking furious. 804 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:26,440 He turned right then. 805 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,440 You motherfucker, I'm going to get you out of here. 806 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,440 I'm going to get you guys kicked out for good. 807 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:31,440 I go, what for? 808 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:34,440 I didn't do anything to get some all. 809 00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:39,440 We didn't get kicked out. 810 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,440 That was one of the best fucking pranks we ever played. 811 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:43,440 It was brilliant. 812 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:44,440 I just thought about it the other day. 813 00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:47,440 I'm like, my God. 814 00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:52,440 There are some other ones I got to remember that we did to them too. 815 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:56,440 And then I got another one. 816 00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,440 You listen to the solo cast, right? 817 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,440 I'm going to tell the story about the nut-biter. 818 00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:01,440 Oh, yes. 819 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,440 Oh, gosh. 820 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,440 I'm going to tell the story about the nut-biter.