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Hi everybody, this is Two Douchebags and a Microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Well, as everybody knows if they listened to last episode and judging by our overnight and morning numbers, everyone ran out and grabbed it really quick and thank you.

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Des Moines, I hope you're somewhat happy now.

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Okay, so, you know, our beloved Chiefs won the Super Bowl and we're very happy about that.

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And today was our Super Bowl Parade.

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It was almost over before there was an unfortunate mass shooting.

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Twenty-two people were struck by bullets.

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At least one of them are dead and she was a local radio host for KKFI.

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I believe her name was Lisa Lopez and she did A Taste of Tijuana, which was a music show on the, I call it a current event station or whatever.

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It's kind of like a community station, KKFI 90.1.

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And there were nine, eight or nine children, they're in the hospital right now with gunshot wounds.

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Now, we could go into this.

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We could talk about our ineffective leadership from the mayor all the way down to the city council to how the cops are handcuffed anymore.

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And it could get real political and talk about what a bunch of bullshit we live in and we're basically a third fucking world country because these politics in America are fucking ruining us.

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But we're not because we're the lovable douchebags and we're not going to go into it.

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So anyhow, instead, we're going to talk about stupid shit like we agreed to a long time ago, right Rob?

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Yeah, yeah.

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But I do have some stuff that's not so stupid.

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Alright, you had some stuff you were dying to get to and our time was all used up on the chiefs yesterday and rightfully so.

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They deserve it.

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So Rob, you had some stuff that you wanted to talk about.

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So please go ahead and do it.

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Well, I'm trying to find that one real quick. Where the hell did it go?

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I found one, but I can't find any of them.

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Okay, well here real quick.

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Oh, there it is. There it is.

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You got it? Okay, alright.

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I got it. I got it. I got it.

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Alright. Okay, here a few weeks ago, I brought out a story about they were looking into putting a pedestrian bridge across the Grand Glade's arm of Lake of the Ozarks.

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But the structure will not hold it.

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Mm-hmm.

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Well, a couple weeks ago, and I did not say that on the show about it because, well, you'll understand why.

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But it's drawing attention to this bridge.

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With the tragedy of a pedestrian being hit and killed just a week ago on the eastbound Grand Glade's bridge, talks are ramping up again about trying to get a pedestrian bridge across the spans in Osage Beach.

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They did do a MoDOT study where they cannot structurally attach to the side of it.

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But I'm going to do my due diligence to find out, can we go beneath it? Can we do a free-standing bridge? Something, but one way or another, we need to make it so we can connect the two sides of the city by a pedestrian or bike.

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Mayor Mike Hammerson goes on to say with future development in the area, the tragedy really underscores the need for some type of government intervention to help in making such a bridge possible.

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Okay, well, here's what happened.

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Somebody was walking from one side to the other, and it's lanes.

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And you only have like a two-foot, what do you call it, on the side.

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So a person can't, yeah, a two-foot shoulder.

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So a person can walk down it.

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And what did a few people do?

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Well, this person happened to have somebody pull over as they were walking across.

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And stopped, and the person turned around and was walking back towards the car to get into the car.

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To get a ride.

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So before he could get, he or she, I forget who it was, to get to the vehicle, that vehicle was struck in the ass end by somebody doing 60, 65 mile an hour.

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Through the car and the person that was stopped to pick them up into them and killed them.

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They're going to have to come up with some money to do a whole other structure is always going to happen.

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I'm sure they can find some sort of a grant or something like that. The money's out there. They just need the resources to figure it out.

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Well, right there is the same spot that they're getting ready to put this big new theme park.

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No, but what I'm saying is-

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They have a thirst wheel all the time.

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Maybe they need to add a little tax to them or something to make the place safer.

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These are people that work there and help them out. These are people that are part of the community that these resorts are in.

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So maybe that's part of the answer. They're going to have to just get like really resourceful and they got to figure this thing out because obviously there is a huge issue there.

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There it is.

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Yeah. I mean, this just accentuates that we already knew it, but now it's like become in the spotlight because of this unfortunate incident.

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Right. Right. That's what this article was saying that now there's more urgency to do it.

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And unfortunately, that's usually what causes the urgency is through a tragedy.

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Yeah. It brings awareness really quick.

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So, you know, we've been talking football a lot lately, right Rob?

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Yeah.

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And rightfully so. You know, we are a Kansas City based show.

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Although Des Moines is our number one market now.

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Thank you Des Moines. Thank you. I hope you guys are not mad.

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Man, I tell you, they attack. They're like little bees up there, man. You step on their nest and they fucking come at you.

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They want to go there or nothing. They just want more shows. I'm like, my God, we'll get you more shows.

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I love the fact that they love us.

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You know, I mean, I don't know what else to say.

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We need a vacation.

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They're like a bunch of little pissed off wasps. I love you Des Moines.

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Really, with all my heart, you guys are awesome. But man, come on now. We just need a little break. We're good now. We're back.

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Yeah, we're back. We're back.

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Oh, and a little programming note. My whole review of the Jubilee, Carnival Jubilee brand new ship, I'm going to do as a solo project.

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Because that way, if people choose to listen to it, if they're into that, they can.

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If they don't choose to listen to it, they can skip right by it.

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Don't you think that's fair, Rob?

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I think, you know what, I may change my mind, but right now I think that's the best way to do it.

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I don't think that everybody is into cruise ships. And I got like a half hour worth of stuff, if not longer.

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I did an examination, the whole boat and tried everything that I could.

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And I have a report on everything. It may bore the average person to death.

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But if it doesn't bore you to death, it's right there when I get it done for you to get.

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But that's still up in there, I think that's what's going to happen.

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But we may change our mind, because we are two douchebags in a microphone, and we do do things like that.

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Yes, we do.

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So anyhow, we're talking about Tyree Kill, is what I'm doing, okay.

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And how Yes Men destroyed him.

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Okay, Tyree Kill was a very intricate part of the Kansas City Chiefs, right?

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One of the best wide receivers ever.

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Probably, most likely, without a doubt, going to be a future Hall of Famer.

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He was doing well in Kansas City.

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Doing really well.

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Went to one Super Bowl, and no, actually went to two with him.

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We lost one.

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Since then, we've been to, since we traded him, we've been to two more and won them.

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So anyhow, here's what I'm getting ready to go into, and how Yes Men kill people.

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Just destroy them.

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Because Yes Men tell you not what you need to hear, but what you want to hear.

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And this is my version of what happened with Tyree Kill.

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And if it isn't, I don't, you know, alright, I'm wrong.

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Alright, Yes Men destroyed Tyree Kill's legacy.

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The people around Tyree, in my opinion, propped him up and fed him an overinflated picture of his need on the Kansas City Chiefs team.

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Wasn't that long ago, he was making fun of Mahomes and calling the team the Queefs.

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He was cocky and acted like him going to the Dolphins automatically made them a Super Bowl favorite.

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Yeah, he demanded top dollar and the Chiefs offered him almost as much as the Finns did.

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But Tyreeke offered, authorized his agent to seek out a trade.

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So basically Tyreeke said, you know what, kind of like Chris Holmes, or not Chris Holmes, Chris Jones is getting ready to do.

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Chris Jones is doing the same thing, grandstanding and all that stuff.

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He's going to find himself on another team not getting rings probably, kind of like Tyreeke.

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I hope not, I would love to keep him, but this is kind of what's going on, the writing's on the wall.

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So, anyhow, you know, the Chiefs offered him almost as much as the Finns did. Tyreeke authorized his agent to seek out a trade.

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Kill's trade led us to superstar in the makings like George Karloftis and Trent McDuffie.

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The five draft picks saved us from being over the cap with a very top heavy offense that was aging.

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We have done nothing but win Super Bowls ever since the trade.

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Tyreeke, in my opinion, needs people around him that truly care about him and not just tell him what he wants to hear like,

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you're the best man, you do what you want man, oh they're going to come crawling back to you, they're not going to win shit without you.

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And then look where he's at now. Now he's like going, oh yeah, I picked Patrick, no one goes, Patrick's different, oh he's great.

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Well that wasn't what you were saying a year ago, or a year and a half ago. You were talking about their demise.

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You were talking, you were calling them the queefs. You were making fun of them.

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You were talking about how they weren't going to be worth the shit without you. About how the Dolphins were the new team.

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And now suddenly you're baby facing and turning your head and acting like that never happened.

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Well Tyreeke, me and all of Kansas City remember it and we know what you said and it is recorded in our brains and we haven't forgotten it.

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And I don't care how nice you are, they're not going to hire you back ever.

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You can do the stupidest shit down there and get kicked out of the Miami team, the chiefs will not pick you up.

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Ask Kareem Hunt, ask him if he ever came back to Kansas City and got a Super Bowl ring. No, he didn't.

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That's because he done some egregious stupid shit and lied to them that they could not get over.

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So therefore he's off of this team and he will be permanently off. And this is the same thing with you Tyreeke.

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I see you working, I see you over there doing this shit. Oh yeah, yeah, Patrick man, oh no, and he's different man.

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Oh no, we can get that boy, oh I knew it, I knew it when I worked with the greatest guy.

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That wasn't what you were saying a year and a half ago, you were making fun of my homes.

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So Tyreeke, next time get people around you that give a shit about you and don't just tell you what you want to hear.

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And maybe, just maybe you'd have two more Super Bowl rings and almost as much money in your bank account.

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My opinion, my thoughts, I do believe, I think I'm right on this.

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So, while we're talking, yeah, I have to agree with you on that, I do.

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Yeah, I mean it's pretty evident. His mouth wrote a check, his ass could not cash.

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Bottom line, we all did it at some point in our lives, we all have that, well this is Tyreeke's.

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So, there you go, I've done it before, Rob you've done it before?

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Once or twice.

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Once or twice, yeah me too. Oh just a couple of times, that's all.

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Nothing big, nothing big.

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Nothing like him.

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No, his was epic failure. Mouth diarrhea, epic failure.

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So, I have one more football story and then we can go into some other stuff.

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Like maybe, I don't know, Wendy's new chicken sandwich or something.

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But, here we go. Oh, I have a couple of crew stories too I want to get to.

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Some weird shit happened on this cruise that I got to get to and tell you about.

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I didn't get a chance to the other day because we had all this Super Bowl stuff and all that.

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Just to say, I do have another story about another bridge around Lake of the Ozarks here.

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Okay, let me do this football story here.

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Yeah, go right ahead, we'll have the rest of the night.

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Okay, and then we're going to go ahead and take our first break and then we'll come back to your story.

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Does that sound good?

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Okay, alright, walk a walk a walk.

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Wink, wink, wink.

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Okay, alright, Boston. Tom Brady left the New England Patriots.

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This happened in March of 2020. By now you've surely caught up on that news.

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This is Yahoo Sports. I hope.

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Yahoo Sports, I believe. No, this is CBS Boston, I'm sorry.

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You know, while it's not new news, it figures to remain a significant part of football in sports history.

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And as retrospect tells us, it was certainly that Brady's free agent departure marked the end of the Patriots dynasty.

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As such, it will be desiccated. You know what?

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Okay, anyhow, I don't like the way this guy writes at all because he's making it too descriptive.

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Doesn't need to be. So anyhow, so I'm going to just go ahead and I should have read the stamp thing before I did.

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Before I started reading it, okay. I don't like that style of writing.

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And I think all it is is just makes people try to read more words and they try to outsmart themselves.

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So here's what I'm going with right here.

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Tom Brady said, okay, Tom Brady said, matter of fact, I'm leaning against, I'm leaning away from doing articles like that and just reading them like they are.

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Because I think that those things are somewhat boring.

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And I think the way that we write them out are much better.

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And I'm going to start trying to write everything out in my own words instead of just reading an article.

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And I think that's the way to go for me from now on.

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And that one right there just proved it to me.

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You know what? If you guys can read it, you know what I mean.

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He comes up with all these cliches trying to get to this point right here.

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That whole article could have been written in like five sentences and it has like 300 sentences in it and they're all cliches.

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Okay, Tom Brady said that it didn't matter that Bill Belichick was wanting to win without him.

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He said that when he left in 2020, he was not going to sign a multi-year deal with the Patriots as long as Bill Belichick was there.

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It's just it never got to that because Belichick wanted him gone anyhow.

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And I guess their working relationship hit a lot of snags and they had a lot of head bumping in there.

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And they got tired of bumping heads. It was kind of like a mutual decision.

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Because a lot of people think that it was just Belichick wanting to get rid of Brady.

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Well, Brady cleared the air on this Boston CBS.

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He cleared the air the other day for this article.

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He said no, he said I was not going to sign a large contract with Belichick being there.

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So you see it was either Belichick staying or Brady staying and it was mutual.

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They didn't want to stay together so it was mutual.

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So Tom Brady was just kind of clearing the air without saying 300 sentences that you don't need to do.

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And all these cliches that are just quite frankly boring and stupid.

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So anyhow, that being said, let's go ahead and take our first break and then we'll go back to another Bridge Story.

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Because I know for all the emails everybody is asking for Bridge Stories, Rob.

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Yeah, I bet.

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We'll be right back.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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So, I order spaghetti and meatballs.

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My meatballs automatically fall apart as soon as I touch them.

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So then, does my dish automatically change its name to spaghetti and meat sauce?

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Hmph, I may never know.

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The apocalypse just happened.

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You don't know what to do.

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You don't know where to go.

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But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Garlic mustard could and should be a go-to food during an apocalypse.

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Garlic mustard is plentiful everywhere.

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It is actually an invasive weed.

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But it can be very delicious and easily taken from about any pasture.

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Garlic mustard can be stewed or even pan-fried for delicious taste.

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It can also be added to other ingredients, whether it is a salad or any other type of food to enhance it.

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Garlic mustard should be a go-to staple during the apocalypse.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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Hmph, I may never know.

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Hey fellas, remember to wipe away from the twins.

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Stay fresh ideas from the douchebags.

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New book, How to Clean Raw Sewage for Food.

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Continuing our quest here at Two Douchebags in a Microphone to be constantly funny.

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Once again we offer you strange insults from an alien.

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And we are back. This is Two Douchebags in a Microphone at Your Service.

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Mark here.

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Yeah, I'm Rob.

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Rob, bridge story please.

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Yeah, yeah, it's a weird night. I don't know the bridge story, but I'm like the Ozarks here.

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You can never have too many bridge stories, Rob.

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Sure.

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I say that every day.

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Okay, maybe not, go ahead.

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But this is one that people that live around here have been waiting for for a long time.

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Actually, I like this bridge story. You told me both of them last night.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I like both stories. I mean, I don't like the fact that someone was killed, but that last story was important.

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But it might get their asses in gear or not.

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Exactly.

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Okay, now we're going to jump to Lake of the Ozarks toll bridge.

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You got me many times.

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Tolls will no longer be collected on Lake of the Ozarks Community Bridge according to a Monday press release from Lake of the Ozarks Community Bridge Transportation Development District.

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The tolls will stop being collected by April 30th when Community Bridge TVD expects to fully pay all outstanding mortgage bonds and all other remaining and or anticipated liabilities, the release states.

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Once the debt is paid off, the bridge will be owned and maintained by the state with no tolls, the release states.

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Excellent.

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The release states the bridge is becoming toll free about two years ahead of schedule.

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The Community Bridge connects the east and west sides of the Lake of the Ozarks, there's a 16 mile marker to the main channel of Lake of the Ozarks.

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Simply put, it takes you from Sunrise Beach on my side of the lake to over by Dagenel Dam.

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Yep.

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And I did a little homework. This bridge was dedicated May 1st, 1998.

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Do you know how many times that bridge was almost hit by a tornado?

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Oh my god, yes, I know.

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Yeah, they actually, where did I see that? There was like an article on all the close calls that that bridge was almost destroyed by a tornado.

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Yeah, it's the hills, it's the water pathway.

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Yeah, it's a natural pathway for the tornado formation and to actually land and become more of a water spout in that area.

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But on their way down, they came close to hitting that bridge when they're coming out of the clouds, which is still a violent storm and would tear up that bridge.

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Yeah, there have been several instances and I'll have to look up that article or if you get a chance you do it.

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But there is like numerous occasions where that bridge was almost destroyed.

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So interesting stuff, cool, I'm glad it's ahead of schedule.

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Well, I know people that live around here and work around here that are really going to appreciate this.

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Well, yeah, they get tired of paying out the ass.

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When you work by the hour, you got to take so much out of your check each day just to pay to get back and forth work on top of your gas.

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And it's like what, $2.75 or something like that?

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Roughly around these parts, your parts are very clean.

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Yeah, so you're paying $5 a day just to take a shortcut.

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When to go a long way, you'd be spending that on gas.

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Yeah, it really is.

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Well, I'm glad that they honored the fact that once it was basically paid for, that they went ahead and ended it or they're going to end it.

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I also am happy that they're doing it because the bridge travel is much, the volume was much larger than they anticipated that it's going to be actually paid up sooner than they thought.

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So bravo, bravo, good job on that.

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I was speaking about my cruise on the last broadcast and there's a bunch of weird things that happened that I didn't get into.

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So anyhow, it was a great cruise, it was a lot of fun, but there were some particularly odd people on this cruise and I'm going to go into some of it right now.

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Okay, so we get on the ship, right?

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And we get on there record time.

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I mean, you know, they had it down.

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They have facial recognition, all this stuff.

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He just walked through, show them your passports.

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They write down the information.

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You go to your room, you already have your key card, you get in the room, put in your luggage and you know, so we get into our balcony room, right?

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We go outside on the balcony to check it out and immediately a younger couple right above us ask us if we're smoking weed.

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Val and I both looked at each other, looked up and said, what?

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Does it look like we're smoking weed?

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And they didn't say anything, they said, look, we just walked in here.

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And so they claimed they had smelled it from close by and was just wondering.

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A little bit later they went on to explain that the port ramp to the ship, the drug dog went after them, but the port cop let them on the ship without checking them.

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You know, we're just kind of sitting there going, okay, so do you see what happened?

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They're going up the gangway on the port to get on the ship and they have drug dogs periodically on there to make sure you don't bring drugs on the ship, right?

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Well, you know, a drug dog, if it smells drugs, it's going to go after you, right?

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This dog went after them, it was a German shepherd, I believe, looked like a German shepherd.

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It didn't go after me, it didn't go after Val, it didn't go after our friends, but I guess this couple were walking by and it went after them.

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Only the port cop didn't do anything, he let them on by, right?

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So, you know, when they're telling us this, we're just kind of going, well, that's kind of odd they're going into this.

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We're like, okay, you know, and we're just kind of like, well, we're glad you made it kind of thing.

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We don't see them again, but later on, what they did with the facial recognition technology, right before the cruise, they figured out who they were by the facial recognition,

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and their room was searched, and pot was found, and other drugs were found in the room, and they were thrown off the ship.

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And what we think, what they were trying to do is we think they're possibly trying to deflect the idea that they smelled like weed, and was trying to suggest it was someone else close by like us.

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So, yeah, so anyhow, Val and I got to talking about it over dinner, and like, that was a weird deal, and then some people over there heard us at the other table, and go, yeah, those are the people who got thrown off.

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They're like, what? And then they said, yeah, the people that, you know, that the port cop didn't have any backup, so he let them go, and then they went through the video footage, and they found their faces, and figured out what room they were in, which is happened to be right above us.

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And they were afraid like something like that was going to happen. So when we walked down on their balcony, they're like, hey, are you guys smoking weed? And yeah, what kind of a question is that?

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You know, I mean, what we got? We got dupes in our hand. No, we just walked out there not even a drink in our hand. We just got our room and we're looking out at the port and everything and looking at our room and stuff.

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And we have these two idiots, you guys are smoking pot and they're like, what? So we thought that was weird. So anyhow, they ended up getting thrown off. And we think they're trying to deflect it is what it was.

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So that was odd. So, so then around midnight, we're a scuffle down the hallway, open the door to see him cuffing some guy three doors down from us.

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So we looked up on the Facebook page for this particular cruise and found out that the dumbass trashed his room. He tore off the TV set from the wall, destroyed the bed and sofa.

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People next to him called in about the loud noises. He was off to cruise ship jail. And the problem is, is they were already out to sea.

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So a day later, he was dropped off in Honduras on the first port. And he was left there because that's the rules. Oh my God. That's the rules.

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They took him and his luggage and set them on the port and gave him the finger. There's only one tiny airport in Roatan Island, Honduras, one tiny airport.

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And those planes are expensive to go anywhere. I don't care if you're going to Mexico. I don't care if you're going to Belize. I don't care if you're going to mainland Honduras, which aren't that far away.

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Buying a seat on one of those planes is probably $8,000. Oh my God. Yes. And not to mention that when the guy gets back to port, they're arresting him. We found this out through a guy that... If he ever does.

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Yeah, if he ever makes it there, he is getting arrested for some sort of felony destruction of property and something else, pro Texas law. And also they took out all the charges off of his card for the room damage that he'd done already because it's in the fine print.

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If you destroy anything, they can charge your card. So he may not even have enough room on his card to buy a plane ride. He may still be there.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. He ain't going to make it back. Yeah, he's probably spending $5,000 off the bat, replacing everything. Probably more than that. I'm being very conservative. $5,000. Probably more like $10,000.

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Really nice, beautiful TV. Hung up beautifully. The walls probably destroyed. The bed was fairly expensive. It felt like some sort of a Cerda. Really nice. Not memory foam, but the other stuff that's like that that's really expensive.

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Everything in there that he trashed is going to be fairly expensive. So anyhow, I bet he's probably spending at least $8,000 on that furniture right off the bat. And he may not have enough room on his card for an $8,000 plane ride back to civilization.

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So that tiny, that tiny airport, I'd look some of the rates on that. Oh my gosh. I mean, just for two weeks from now, the rates are astronomical. I could only imagine in a day or that day or whatever, how much it would cost to get out of there.

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Not to mention when you do get back to the States, you're being arrested anyhow. So then after that, a lady threw her chair off of her balcony, trying to hit another lady down below. I guess they were arguing or something.

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Oh my God. Yes. This was like the cruise of fucking weirdos, dude. She literally took her chair and threw it two stories down and almost hit a lady down there that I guess she was bickering with.

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I don't know if it started somewhere else and ended up there. I don't know if it started right there, the fire or whatever. She was so mad. She took her chair and threw it at another person, another lady, they said.

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And so, bam, she was in cruise ship jail, the rest of the cruise. And this happened the second day. So the other five days, she was down in jail and the jail there is a jail.

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It is a very small facility. They feed you virtually nothing. They just give you water and you sit in that until they say you're okay to leave. And the only time you're okay to leave is when it comes back to America and then they figure out whether they're going to charge you or let you go.

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But the one thing it is determined is anyone that breaks the laws on a cruise ship like that, like the drugs, like the trash in the room, like the destruction of property or throwing a chair at someone trying to commit physical harm, they are all guaranteed barring from any type of a cruise ever per the maritime board.

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This is all matter of fact, look it up. As a matter of fact, one of the very first cruises they ever took out of New Orleans, there was a guy with his family and this is how I learned about the maritime board and their powers.

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The muster drill is something that, did I tell this yesterday or not?

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No, I don't think you did.

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Okay, I just want to make sure. Okay, so you have to do a muster drill. A muster drill is where you go up there and they tell you the pertinent information if something happens. Like they go, okay, this is your life jacket.

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Okay, this is a boat warning. And they go, okay, it's three blasts or whatever, you know, they go over all this stuff. Okay, a blue light means this, a red light means this. Here are the lifeboats.

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You know, all this stuff they got to go over with you before you can enter the open sea.

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To make sure that if something happens, you can be as safe as possible trying to save your life.

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And it is mandatory by the maritime board who rules the seas. This is like a governor body over the seas, right, the maritime board.

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They encompass all of the seas, all of the bodies of water, and they are the law on it.

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So this guy refuses to go to muster drill. Refuses, refuses, refuses.

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So Carnival has to go to the maritime board and say, we got a guy on here not complying. He will, he's sitting in his room, he's telling us to fuck off, he will not go to his muster drill.

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The maritime cops came in there, arrested him, kicked all of his family off, he lost all of his money that he bought on the cruise.

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Him and his family were barred from cruises forever. They could never go on another cruise, any part of the world, anywhere, anytime, because he was being a stubborn jackass and thought he didn't have to go to a muster drill.

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Well I guess he found out he did, didn't he?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah. So that was the real weird thing that happened right off the bat, but this cruise was really weird.

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And then I have another longer story of some other weird shit that happened if you are ready to hear this, Rob.

393
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,000
Okay.

394
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Alright, I know, you thought it couldn't get any weirder, right?

395
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,000
You never know man, you never know.

396
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:30,000
People are weird. The end. I don't know what else to say.

397
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Okay, I was waiting in line patiently for probably 20 minutes with me, Val, and our friends. Actually our friends weren't with us yet, they met us in the theater a little bit later.

398
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:53,000
It was a very small hallway, it was very stuffy, and this is on the inside of the ship, on maybe floor number five, and it was in the Jubilee Theater.

399
00:41:54,000 --> 00:42:01,000
The ship's main show was playing that night, and it was the last night before the last day of sea, it was called Soulfire.

400
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:14,000
Really great production, really great actors, singers, fantastic show, great music, dancing, special effects, the whole nine yards. It was just a fantastic show.

401
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Sounds like it would be.

402
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:26,000
It was, it was really good, and the other show had aerial acrobatics and stuff, and anyhow, they have great shows on this ship because it's a brand new ship.

403
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Top notch all the way. So this started off with one lady coming through the line and saying, I'm just checking to see if my friend is up here, and she never returned.

404
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:45,000
So what she did was she was cut in line without fessing up, right? She goes, oh, I'm just going to go see if my friend's up here, and then she goes up there, starts talking to her friend, and just stands there.

405
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:55,000
Well, we were waiting there for 20 minutes, and like I said, it's hot, it's stuffy. We could have been drinking a beer out on the deck like everyone else, but we chose to wait there like civilized human beings, right?

406
00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:08,000
And do what you're supposed to do, and you know, we're waiting in line so we get the best seat, and we chose to do that. These other people didn't chose to do that. They chose to ramrod their way in and lie in cheap.

407
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:19,000
So, anyhow, so it starts off with her doing that, and then she never came back, so she just, you know, stood up to her other friend, haha, fuck him, I didn't have to wait.

408
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Then it happens again with three people. Again, never to return, and then once again, you know, cutting in line.

409
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:33,000
So shortly after that, four more people come barging up, and they say they had their place held by a family member.

410
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:38,000
So I bust out, I go, I say, what the fuck? Why am I even bothering to wait in line?

411
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Most of the people around me agree with me, except for this little skinny New York looking little femboy soy bitch that started mouthing off to me.

412
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:57,000
He said, you'd be the first one to step in line if you had the chance, and further went on to say, it's the last day of the cruise, you think you would be happy.

413
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:09,000
So I was like, alright, you little motherfucker. So I walk up to this little soy boy fucking little fem bitch, and I walk up to him really close to him, and I say really loudly in his face, I go, who are you?

414
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:17,000
He looks like really threatened, and he looks at me really weird, and I go, who are you?

415
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:23,000
You know absolutely nothing about me, and you make these claims?

416
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:28,000
You might be used to being pushed around, it's pretty fucking obvious you're soft.

417
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Then he said, you said the F word in front of children.

418
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:40,000
I got even closer to him, I said, none of those children heard. They're up there, they can't hear me, I did not scream it.

419
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:48,000
And he looked kind of funny, and he didn't say anything. I said, you're just trying to justify your behavior by making something that's not.

420
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:56,000
He continued to bitch and moan at me, and I simply told him that if he felt the need at that time, what time I'd debark off the ship.

421
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:10,000
And he's welcome to try to settle it with me then, because I won't try to settle it there in the hallway on the ship, because I like cruising, and I won't let a little bitch like him dictate anything like that about me, right?

422
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:18,000
So then after he's over there fucking mouthing off, and I tell him, hey buddy, you know, look, it's kind of like this.

423
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Nothing's going to happen in here unless you're that fucking stupid, and then in that case I'm going to let you hit me, and you're going to get kicked off, and I'm going to be on, you know, and then I'll find you later.

424
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:36,000
So anyhow, you know, you'll go to jail, and I'll be the victim, and I'll probably sue you, and it'll be, it'll be a good thing.

425
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:43,000
So, you know, I'll have like headaches and stuff after he hit me, and can't remember anything, and you know, I thought these other things would be...

426
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000
Oh yeah, ongoing stuff.

427
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,000
Oh my God, oh my God, man. White flashes, I just, I can't concentrate.

428
00:45:50,000 --> 00:46:00,000
So anyhow, after I told him this, you know, this guy who I assumed was his dad, this older tall guy, white-air guy, he stepped in and started telling me to shut up.

429
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:07,000
I told him to keep his fucking dentures, I didn't say fucking because that way they didn't have any kind of recourse going, well you're cussing.

430
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,000
So I said, I told him, keep your dentures from flapping at me, son.

431
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:20,000
And he started trying to stare me down, and I just started laughing at him, and I go, and I let him know, you know, hey, it's kind of like this.

432
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:29,000
You can look at me all you want, but we all know, I used to walk over sissies like you to get to a real fight.

433
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:40,000
And he just stood there, he's another little New York looking little femboy soy bitch, and he's over there, and he just keeps staring at me, and I go, dude, I go, it's not changing anything.

434
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,000
I said, you can look at me all you want.

435
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:49,000
I said, you know, is that what you do? You sit there and stare at me?

436
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:57,000
So anyhow, a few minutes later, he finally got tired of trying to stare me down, because I'm just sitting there laughing at him and looking at him.

437
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:03,000
And, you know, it wasn't doing anything, and he obviously realized this, so he stopped.

438
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:12,000
So then his son, I think his son, started bitching again, and then the old man, he goes, hey, how about the both of you shut up?

439
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:20,000
And I said, you know what? I said, I finally agree with you. If you can get this little boy here to shut up, I'll shut up too.

440
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000
But if he keeps mouthing, I will not shut up.

441
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:31,000
So anyhow, his son just kept fucking, blah, blah, blah, fucking chirping and stuff, right?

442
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:36,000
So all of a sudden his dad screams, both of you shut the fuck up.

443
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:51,000
And all of a sudden I go, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, there's children up there that heard you, but above all, you got a guy over here that gets his feelings heard easy, and he heard the F-bomb.

444
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:59,000
He's over there, and I go, how can you hurt this little fella here? Look at him. He was forced to hear that filth.

445
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:06,000
I said, look at that little guy. He's over there shaking in his shoes right now, and I'm pointing my finger in his face.

446
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:16,000
And he's acting, he's trying to get his wife to hold him back desperately, but his wife is just like, oh, they're rolling her eyes because she's sick of this shit.

447
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:22,000
You can tell that this guy fucking always writes fucking checks with his mouth. His ass cannot cash.

448
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:30,000
And I was fucking ridiculing him. I was calling him a little fucking femme and everything, and told him he looked like a little fucking princess the way he fucking dressed.

449
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:41,000
I asked him what those were tap dance shoes he had on him, and I was just fucking belittling the piss out of him because by this time I was so furious at that motherfucker that I wasn't going to let it go.

450
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:49,000
So anyhow, I go, look, your wife's not holding you back, so if you want to do something, man, I mean, I'm a foot away from you.

451
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:55,000
I said, do what you got to do, son. It's approved by me. Go ahead. Go ahead.

452
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:00,000
And he's just over there, and I go, your wife's not holding you back. As a matter of fact, she looks a little embarrassed by you.

453
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:17,000
And so anyhow, about that time, the cruise director, Kendall Fire, walks through the hallway, and everything calmed down because, anyhow, she's a really good cruise director, and they all love her and respect her down there in Texas.

454
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:35,000
She's a Texas girl, and that kind of calmed stuff down, and then by the time she walked back by, the doors opened up, but I could not believe, oh, and in between there, I didn't get this in there, but anyhow, I kind of quit reading off the paper and just started going by my memory.

455
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:49,000
So, in between there, five people walked in between us and went up there and crowded in front of us, and then the second time, the little fucking femme soy latte bitch looked disgruntled.

456
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:55,000
I said, no, no, no, no, no, no. I said, don't you do that. Let them up there. They have the right to be there.

457
00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:08,000
By that time, what could he say? He already jumped my ass for defending us, and then there's five people behind me going, dude, they go, not that you need any help, but if any of those two little bitches get on you, I'm right behind you.

458
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:17,000
He said, I'm going to smear that, this guy with long hair behind me, he's great, he goes, I'm going to smear that little bitch first, and then I'm going to shove that little bitch up that old man's ass.

459
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:24,000
And I said, that's funny. I said, great minds think alike. That's exactly what I was thinking about doing.

460
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:38,000
So, anyhow, I don't understand why someone would take so much exception to someone defending him because he didn't have enough nuts to do it himself.

461
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:52,000
He didn't have enough nuts to do it himself, and he felt maybe, I don't know, demasculated because I had to do the dirty work and tell people, why the fuck am I waiting in this line when all you're doing is crowding?

462
00:50:53,000 --> 00:51:04,000
That's what I think it was. He felt demasculated because he couldn't do it himself. He didn't have enough fucking ball power to do it, and he couldn't stand the fact that I did.

463
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:10,000
So, I hope he's tap dancing somewhere trying to get all this anger out of him.

464
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,000
So, anyhow, listen to me.

465
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000
You really don't want to mess with us older guys.

466
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:25,000
No, I'll tell you what, if that did anywhere else where I could have got away with it, he'd be having fucking, he'd be wearing new teeth right now.

467
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:35,000
That fucking piece of shit. Anyhow, it was funny because I fucking deep-panced him in front of everybody, and there's nothing he could do about it because he knew.

468
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,000
Number one, ever.

469
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:51,000
Oh yeah, I do like I always do. I verbally destroy them because, like I said many times before, growing up as a fat kid in Cleveland, Missouri, and poor, that's the only thing I had to defend myself was being your wit.

470
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,000
I had nothing else.

471
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000
Yep, yep, your words.

472
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:02,000
Yep, and anyhow, it's worked out very well for me, but one of these days it may get my ass kicked or whatever, who knows.

473
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,000
So, anyhow, so far so good.

474
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:12,000
So, anyhow, let's take our second break and we're going to come back with more, I don't know, man, I got some shit over there. I even forgot what it was.

475
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,000
I guess we're going to revisit it, right?

476
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,000
Sounds good.

477
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,000
Yep, you got a couple of stories you want to get to?

478
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000
Yeah, yeah, I got one here.

479
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,000
Okay, alright, we'll be back here in a couple minutes.

480
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:38,000
Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct wash rags.

481
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:45,000
Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in three, two, one.

482
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:49,000
Next up, things overheard in hell.

483
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Dishwater has the top ten spots on billboard hot 100.

484
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:06,000
The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go, but we can tell you what you can eat.

485
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:14,000
Hi all, this is Mark here. I'm usually the one telling you what to eat during an apocalypse.

486
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000
Well, this time I decided to go the other way.

487
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,000
You ever consider just going to Ground Zero and saying fuck it?

488
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:28,000
Do you really want to be the guy running around looking for radioactive deer, guessing whether water is not contaminated or not?

489
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,000
No food, no shelter, no nothing.

490
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:37,000
Oh no, there's a strong argument that says, you know what, let's just go to Ground Zero and see what's for us after.

491
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,000
Just a thought.

492
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:45,000
You need protection from fucktards. You don't have people coming and fucking with you constantly.

493
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,000
You need answers, you need solutions.

494
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,000
Smack in the nuts!

495
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:57,000
That's right, smack in the nuts is what you need. Smack in the nuts, get rid of said losers in no time flat.

496
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,000
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497
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000
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498
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:06,000
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499
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:11,000
Stupid fucksack come to me. He talk stupid. He no let me go.

500
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:15,000
Smell like sack of shit. He spit talk all over.

501
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:21,000
I remember smack in balls. I use shit sack. Shit sack lie on ground. I walk off.

502
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:26,000
Thank you smack in the balls. You saved me from smelly smelly spit.

503
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:33,000
Well I had this stupid son of a bitch come around me. He would not shut his fucking yap or for nothing.

504
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:38,000
He gets up on me and he talks all stupid. And I didn't know what to do.

505
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,000
I could not shake this motherfucker like a bugger.

506
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:46,000
Then I remember smack in the nuts. I pulled out old smack in the nuts.

507
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,000
And that motherfucker went down like a sack of fucking potatoes.

508
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:55,000
Thank you smack in the nuts. You saved me once again from stupid motherfuckers.

509
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:59,000
Smack in the nuts! Don't leave home without it.

510
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000
Oh shit. What's that over there?

511
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,000
Oh no. This island of horrible jokes.

512
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000
Ugh.

513
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:16,000
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods.

514
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:20,000
It's harder to deter gents.

515
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

516
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,000
Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes and...

517
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,000
Hey! Who took a dump in the cooler?

518
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:41,000
Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes and scream...

519
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000
Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!

520
00:55:44,000 --> 00:56:03,000
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

521
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:09,000
And just like that we are back.

522
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:18,000
You got Mark the crew ship bad ass and Rob Rad the guy that's going to teach you how to track down your enemy by scent.

523
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,000
And how to eat raw sewage.

524
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,000
Yeah. Yeah.

525
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
That's what you got to do to survive man.

526
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:32,000
You're raw sewage tastes excellent Rob.

527
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,000
Hey. Anything's good if you flip it the right way.

528
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:41,000
Oh I remember that one time you took a dump in front of me and then prepared it. Oh it was delicious.

529
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,000
Oh it was awesome.

530
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000
Oh it was good. I mean you put like croutons or I don't know.

531
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:52,000
Well I also had some to let there with corn.

532
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,000
Oh I thought that was natural handed. I didn't know you added that. Okay.

533
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000
No no no it was in it. It was in it.

534
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:05,000
I thought you were just feeding me a corn back radler. I guess not.

535
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:09,000
Alright. Good job Rob. Good job.

536
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:14,000
Anyhow you got a story you want to get to or you want me to get to the new Wendy's sandwich?

537
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,000
Yeah yeah I got one here that uh.

538
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:22,000
It actually caught me off guard. I didn't realize it had been that long.

539
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,000
Okay.

540
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:29,000
Now I found this on the pit a couple weeks ago.

541
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,000
Okay.

542
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:40,000
It's pretty insane to realize that no rock band has had a Billboard number one single in 23 years.

543
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,000
No rock band has?

544
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,000
No rock band.

545
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,000
On Billboard?

546
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:50,000
On Billboard number one single.

547
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,000
Wow. That's insane.

548
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:59,000
Think about how many amazing acts there have been in the past two decades.

549
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,000
Yes.

550
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000
And not one has had a number one single.

551
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:13,000
Last time a rock band had a number one single was Nickelback and that was in 2001.

552
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,000
Wow.

553
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:30,000
The Canadian rock outfit formed in 1995 and would go on to release the first two studio albums in 1996 and 1998 respectively.

554
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:47,000
Then in 2001 they released their third studio record Silver Side Up and that LP calculated them into the mainstream limelight.

555
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:57,000
On this record the song that best represents this quality of the band is How You Remind Me.

556
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:00,000
Oh I remember that song.

557
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:06,000
I wasn't a huge Nickelback fan but it was actually one of their better songs.

558
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:11,000
Actually the older I get the more I kind of get into Nickelback.

559
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:16,000
I can listen to them a lot better now than I could back then.

560
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,000
I mean I can kind of understand it a little bit now.

561
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,000
Back then I just thought it was garbage.

562
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000
Now I'm like you know what it does not sound that bad.

563
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:31,000
Chad Kroger's mullet did not help anything.

564
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,000
Let's be honest.

565
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:39,000
He automatically put that band at a disadvantage just by that mullet that he wore.

566
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,000
And I love mullets.

567
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,000
It's just the way he did it I did not like it.

568
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000
So anyhow.

569
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Wow that's.

570
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:54,000
Yeah on Spotify the track has been streamed over 902 million times.

571
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,000
I can believe it.

572
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:03,000
And on YouTube and the official music video it's been watched 206 million times.

573
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,000
I can believe that too.

574
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:10,000
I mean I thought something like Rockstar might have been their biggest hit but I guess not.

575
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,000
No it was How You Remind Me.

576
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:17,000
Okay well that was a big hit and you still hear that on rock radio.

577
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:21,000
Yeah yeah it's just crazy that.

578
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,000
Well I got a question.

579
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:29,000
Actually the last rock band to have a number one hit.

580
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:31,000
I got a question for you on that note Rob.

581
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:35,000
Okay you listen to One One the Fox online right.

582
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,000
Yeah.

583
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:44,000
Okay then you listen to 96 7 out of Columbia.

584
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,000
Columbia yeah.

585
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,000
Okay all right there are a lot a lot alike.

586
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,000
There are playlists and all that right.

587
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,000
Yeah yeah pretty close.

588
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,000
Most classic rock stations are a lot alike.

589
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:06,000
Well over the last five years all these classic rock stations have added Nirvana Pearl Jam and all that.

590
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:20,000
How long is it going to be before you start hearing Nickelback and God Smack and Seether.

591
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,000
How long is it going to be before you start hearing.

592
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:28,000
Well they just said it's been 23 years.

593
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,000
Yes so I'm saying in two years.

594
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,000
25 years.

595
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:37,000
25 yes so that's why I asked that that's been 23 years.

596
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:47,000
So in two years you're going to start hearing this is how you remind me on One One the Fox and KCMQ out of Columbia.

597
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:52,000
Yeah actually they play stuff like that anyway.

598
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,000
Oh because they're not purely classic rock.

599
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000
Yeah yeah not purely classic.

600
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:06,000
Yeah they do some active rock I think is what they call it in there and that's some of the newer rock stuff the God's Max and the Seathers and stuff like that.

601
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,000
Yeah yeah yeah.

602
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,000
They were more like KY 102 was for a long time.

603
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:15,000
Pretty much just a newer age.

604
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:20,000
Yeah they focused on classic rock but they played new stuff too.

605
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:25,000
So yeah yeah yeah and that was the format that I always gravitated towards was.

606
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:29,000
I think that's why I like that station so much.

607
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:37,000
You learn a little bit of newer stuff that still stick with the classic.

608
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,000
Not enough to make you fucking vomit.

609
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:47,000
I'm sorry I used to love I thought that 98.9 The Rock was a pretty good station and they were for a long time.

610
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000
I can't stand to listen to them anymore.

611
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,000
I haven't listened to them in a while.

612
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,000
It's too much garbage like that anymore.

613
01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:00,000
So and I got another little revelation here Rob.

614
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:09,000
I'm starting to think that these supposed Cuban cigars I bought in Costa Maya Mexico are ditch weed.

615
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,000
Is it?

616
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:17,000
Just a little feeling I got that they might be ditch weed.

617
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:23,000
I think they got gringo really fucking good on this one.

618
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,000
Bastards.

619
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000
Isn't our honesty or integrity anymore Rob.

620
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,000
What the hell.

621
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,000
The guy walking by the beach with real Cubans in his bag.

622
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:35,000
Not in Mexico.

623
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,000
The guy was walking on the beach in a sombrero.

624
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,000
Had a sombrero on.

625
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,000
And he had these.

626
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,000
And he had them in his bag.

627
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,000
How could I go wrong Rob?

628
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,000
How could I possibly go wrong?

629
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:56,000
Maybe when I had those three mojitos and a couple of ticades.

630
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:02,000
Oh yeah you and I definitely need to go on a cruise together.

631
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,000
Yeah so maybe that's where I went wrong there.

632
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:11,000
Maybe it wasn't necessarily that the guy that was walking by in the sombrero and no shoes.

633
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,000
And had a knapsack full of goodies.

634
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,000
Maybe he didn't look all that honest.

635
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,000
But maybe I was so drunk that I didn't give a shit.

636
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,000
Maybe that could be.

637
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:25,000
You did your best ready for a cigar.

638
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,000
Ladies and gentlemen I think I've been had.

639
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:34,000
Alright let's go to this Wendy's crispy chicken sandwich coming back.

640
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,000
Like I keep promising.

641
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,000
Alright alright.

642
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:42,000
Wendy's crispy panko fish sandwich returns.

643
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:49,000
Wendy's crispy panko fish sandwich has made its return to menus nationwide as of February 12th.

644
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,000
But is only here for a limited time.

645
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:57,000
This fan favorite sandwich features panko breaded wild caught Alaskan Pollock.

646
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:02,000
Dill tartar sauce, lettuce, cheese and pickles all served on a soft bun.

647
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:07,000
And crispy panko fish sandwich is available now just in time for Lent.

648
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:16,000
The 40 day period prior to Easter wherein Catholics refrain from eating meat on Fridays.

649
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:20,000
And they abstain from you know a lot of stuff.

650
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,000
It's part of the Catholic religion.

651
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,000
And while the fish sandwich is not the only one on the market.

652
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:29,000
Arby's just brought back its King's Hawaiian fish deluxe sandwich.

653
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:32,000
And Burger King debuted its new fiery big fish sandwich.

654
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:37,000
The Wendy's fish sandwich stands in a league of its own according to this.

655
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:43,000
The sandwich took first prize in our fast food fish sandwich taste test last year.

656
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:47,000
And I don't even know where this article came from.

657
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:55,000
Because I was in the middle of trying to get my airline credit back.

658
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,000
When I was downloading it.

659
01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:02,000
And anyhow I don't know if I'm even going to get it back because I had to do it online.

660
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:06,000
I told you the story yesterday about how I changed flights to get home.

661
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:11,000
But then numnuts didn't drive good and was late and all that stuff.

662
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:18,000
Well you know I switched flights but because I couldn't really make a call I had to do it online right.

663
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:24,000
So I'm trying to get my fly credit back through American Airlines.

664
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:27,000
But they don't seem to acknowledge it because I canceled it online.

665
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:31,000
So I was in the middle of doing that and then I downloaded this article.

666
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,000
I never did bother to see where it came from.

667
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:37,000
So I don't know who's fish sandwich Wendy's won or whatever.

668
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,000
You know their fish sandwich contest.

669
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,000
I don't know whose contest they won.

670
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,000
Because quite frankly I didn't give a shit because I was really irritated.

671
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:51,000
Because I think I lost about $700 in cruise or not cruise credit but fly credit.

672
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:55,000
So anyhow I guess that's the way it goes right.

673
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,000
Yeah.

674
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:07,000
I have some other stuff here but probably not for this podcast.

675
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:12,000
I have some let's see I have a list from Jeffy X.

676
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:17,000
But it's going to take too long to go through so we're going to save that for this weekend.

677
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,000
Okay.

678
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:23,000
Let's see real quick I got some of the over 100 bet tallies on here.

679
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,000
On who won do you want to go through them.

680
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,000
Yeah let's do it.

681
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:35,000
I mean the Super Bowl is going to be forgotten about here in another you know Saturday when I do our next podcast.

682
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:39,000
People aren't going to remember it so much so we might as well go through them now.

683
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:44,000
So okay let's see here.

684
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:51,000
Okay the prop bets about Taylor Swift being shown five times or more.

685
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,000
More won.

686
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,000
The national anthem.

687
01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:00,000
I know we both knew that but I don't know why people would bet on that.

688
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:04,000
We knew you know especially if the Chiefs won they're going to show her a hundred times afterwards.

689
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,000
And then the long kiss and all that we knew this.

690
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,000
So I don't know who would bet against that.

691
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:17,000
Okay the national anthem was over 90 seconds.

692
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:22,000
So over one 90 seconds was the line the over under.

693
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:26,000
The coin toss heads one.

694
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:32,000
Everyone went tails because tails is actually drawn more than heads.

695
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:36,000
49ers scored first.

696
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:39,000
They were predicted to score first through Vegas.

697
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,000
So if you bet against them you lost.

698
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:47,000
Phil Gold was the first scorer.

699
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,000
That one.

700
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:55,000
Usher performed yeah or yeah or whatever.

701
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:59,000
That was not predicted.

702
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,000
That was not predicted by Vegas.

703
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:05,000
So whoever put in yeah won a certain amount.

704
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:09,000
Purple Gatorade they hit it right on the spot.

705
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:11,000
Purple Gatorade won.

706
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:15,000
And Purple Gatorade was the predicted one.

707
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:17,000
That was the over under.

708
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:22,000
The predicted one was Purple Gatorade and that's exactly.

709
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:26,000
The final score was under what people thought it would be.

710
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,000
The final score tally.

711
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:35,000
And I have another little theory that I didn't get to.

712
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:41,000
Okay when you're on a plane they give you little snacks right.

713
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:49,000
Like Belvedas or a little trail mix with like a lot of pretzels and stuff like that.

714
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,000
With like a soda or whatever.

715
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,000
You know why I never eat those?

716
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,000
Why?

717
01:09:56,000 --> 01:10:01,000
Because if I die in a plane wreck I don't want my last meal to be snack mix.

718
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,000
Fair?

719
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,000
Good point.

720
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:08,000
Yes.

721
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:13,000
So if my last meal was a cheeseburger so be it.

722
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:15,000
I'm happy with that.

723
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,000
If it was spaghetti I'm happy with that.

724
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:21,000
If it was a salad I'm happy with that.

725
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:23,000
Trail mix no.

726
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,000
Belveda no.

727
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,000
Just my work mind at use there.

728
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:30,000
So anyhow.

729
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:32,000
I do have a point.

730
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:34,000
You have a point there.

731
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,000
I do have a point.

732
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:39,000
You wouldn't want that to be your last meal would you?

733
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:43,000
I mean I could even live with a beef stick.

734
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,000
Belveda maybe.

735
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,000
No no Belveda not Belveda.

736
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,000
Trail mix hell no.

737
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:52,000
Belveda the little crackers that they give you.

738
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,000
Not Belveda the cheese.

739
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,000
Oh I thought you were talking about the cheese.

740
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:01,000
Oh no the cheese is fantastic.

741
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:05,000
Oh no I love those little pieces of plastic that taste so good.

742
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,000
Oh yeah.

743
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:11,000
No no no I'd take a big fucking box of it on the hire if they let me.

744
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:17,000
Yeah okay Belveda or Belveda I'd eat all day long if they pass that around.

745
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,000
So yeah yeah.

746
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:21,000
Oh yeah yeah.

747
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:25,000
So I could even live with a beef stick being my last meal right.

748
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:29,000
But trail mix or Belveda no I'm sorry.

749
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:34,000
I can't leave this earth with that in my stomach as the last thing.

750
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:38,000
I just could not justify that to the other side.

751
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:41,000
There's no way I could go through the pearly gates and go.

752
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:43,000
Mark come here.

753
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,000
Yeah.

754
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:49,000
Did you know your last meal was trail mix with mostly pretzels.

755
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:53,000
Yeah you see you know the plane went down right.

756
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:57,000
And all these other people here they're with me too because you know they were there.

757
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,000
And we all perished in the fiery crash over the Alps right.

758
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:04,000
Yeah yeah yeah we knew it was going to happen no offense but it was your time.

759
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:10,000
Okay well I was kind of hungry and they had this snack mix.

760
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:14,000
Mark I'm sorry you know you're going to get the golden chair.

761
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:19,000
But now you've got to sit on the floor in heaven because you ate trail mix as your last meal.

762
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:24,000
Mr. Henderson over there he gets the golden chair.

763
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:28,000
He ate a cheeseburger before he got on there and he refused the trail mix.

764
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,000
Right.

765
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:32,000
Right.

766
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:36,000
So there you go America you're welcome.

767
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:40,000
And with that everybody have a good night.

768
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:44,000
You got anything you want to say you got anything you want to go into before we hang this bitch up.

769
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:47,000
No that's all I have for tonight bro.

770
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,000
All righty Rob is with me.

771
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,000
No trail mix is your last meal or a Belvedere.

772
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:54,000
Hell no.

773
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:56,000
No.

774
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:58,000
Make it substantial.

775
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,000
You don't want Mr. Henderson to get it.

776
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,000
You don't want him to get the golden chair.

777
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:04,000
So don't touch the trail mix.

778
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:07,000
If that's one thing I teach you in life it's that.

779
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,000
They have it like being on death row.

780
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:12,000
Take the best you can get.

781
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:14,000
That's right.

782
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:18,000
Five T-bones seven cheeseburgers.

783
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:20,000
Yeah.

784
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:23,000
And you and I do I would vomit it up and then eat more.

785
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,000
Oh yeah.

786
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:27,000
Yeah.

787
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,000
Oh hell yeah.

788
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,000
That or track mix hell no.

789
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:34,000
OK let's do something really fun here if you're not in a hurry.

790
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,000
Are you in a hurry Rob.

791
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,000
No I'm not.

792
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,000
No I'm not a jackass.

793
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,000
You got about three to five more minutes.

794
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,000
Yeah yeah.

795
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:46,000
OK OK.

796
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,000
OK it's you and I did a double murder.

797
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:50,000
Someone pissed us off really bad right.

798
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:52,000
We like killed a couple of people.

799
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:54,000
We were so furious.

800
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,000
OK they like they turned off Judas Priest.

801
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,000
OK.

802
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:04,000
And we put that up and they put this off and told us to go fuck ourselves and then we had to do something about it and it led to all this and that.

803
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,000
OK so you and I are in death row.

804
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,000
OK.

805
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,000
And we both get our last meal together.

806
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:12,000
So you guys say yay or nay to last meal.

807
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,000
OK.

808
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:18,000
And this can all be put together you can put it all together as one last meal.

809
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,000
OK.

810
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,000
Cheeseburger.

811
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,000
Yes.

812
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:26,000
Mac and cheese.

813
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,000
And.

814
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:29,000
Yeah you're like me.

815
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,000
You're like me.

816
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,000
You don't want to waste the last meal with mac and cheese.

817
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:35,000
That's almost like a condiment.

818
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:38,000
I had so much damn mac and cheese all my life.

819
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,000
OK.

820
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,000
Um.

821
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:44,000
BBQ beans.

822
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,000
Yeah.

823
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,000
Yeah.

824
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,000
OK.

825
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,000
We're on the same page.

826
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,000
We're on the same page.

827
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,000
BBQ smoked ribs.

828
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:57,000
Oh you gotta have it.

829
01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:59,000
Yes.

830
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,000
Yep.

831
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,000
What about filet mignon.

832
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:05,000
I'm a no one.

833
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,000
Yeah I could.

834
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,000
Yeah.

835
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,000
Yeah I could take one.

836
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,000
OK.

837
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,000
I'm a no one.

838
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,000
It's not my favorite cut but hey it's still steak.

839
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,000
And you get.

840
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,000
And hey man you get a piece of bacon to boost.

841
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:23,000
Oh you know.

842
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,000
OK you made me change my filet mignon.

843
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,000
I'll take one of them.

844
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,000
OK.

845
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,000
If it's your final meal.

846
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,000
You know what.

847
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:36,000
We're puking it up anyhow so who cares.

848
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,000
OK.

849
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,000
What about lasagna.

850
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:42,000
I'm thinking like I'm on death row here.

851
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:44,000
Yeah.

852
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:46,000
Lasagna.

853
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:48,000
Yeah.

854
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:50,000
Yeah yeah I could handle some lasagna.

855
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:53,000
Chicken parmesan.

856
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:57,000
Yeah I like chicken parmesan too.

857
01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:59,000
I do too it's damn tasty.

858
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:01,000
Beef stew.

859
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,000
Yeah.

860
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:09,000
I don't have.

861
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,000
It would not be at the top.

862
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,000
It would not be at the top.

863
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,000
All right.

864
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:20,000
I would go to the board with all the other food maybe I would go to some beef stew but right now I'm going to go ahead and I'll order it but I'll.

865
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:22,000
It would be something to survive on.

866
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:24,000
Yes.

867
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,000
Yeah.

868
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,000
OK.

869
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,000
Let's see here what else.

870
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:32,000
Mashed potatoes and gravy.

871
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:34,000
Oh god I have it.

872
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:36,000
Yes.

873
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,000
French fries.

874
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:40,000
Got to have that with the burgers.

875
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:42,000
Oh yeah.

876
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:47,000
Yeah.

877
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,000
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

878
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:51,000
The spicy ones especially.

879
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:53,000
Oh yeah yeah yeah.

880
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,000
OK.

881
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:57,000
Let's see what else.

882
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,000
Shit I know there's a lot of great food I'm just not.

883
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:02,000
Oh pizza.

884
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,000
Oh god I have to have pizza.

885
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:10,000
Matter of fact I would probably start off with pizza work my way to the cheeseburger.

886
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:17,000
Then to the steak and then to the ribs then I would vomit a little bit and then I would go back and probably maybe.

887
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:19,000
How about prime rib.

888
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:21,000
Oh yeah yeah.

889
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:23,000
OK.

890
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:25,000
I wrote my way to prime rib.

891
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,000
OK.

892
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:29,000
It's hard to be a good part of prime rib.

893
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:31,000
OK.

894
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:33,000
Let's see.

895
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:37,000
How about.

896
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:39,000
Chinese food.

897
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:43,000
How about a general sough chicken orange chicken.

898
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:45,000
OK.

899
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,000
Yeah.

900
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:49,000
Yeah.

901
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:51,000
OK.

902
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,000
I'm not a huge Chinese fan but I will eat it.

903
01:17:55,000 --> 01:18:00,000
Certain types I like pad thai I'm learning to like here recently especially since the boat.

904
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:04,000
They had a pad thai place on there that was just phenomenal.

905
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:09,000
And if it's all like that I love this stuff but I don't think it's all like that I think that was their version.

906
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:14,000
We don't we don't have much of a Chinese.

907
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,000
Yeah that's true.

908
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:21,000
Not much of an Asian represent there is there.

909
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:26,000
Yeah we have one Chinese restaurant in town.

910
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:28,000
They don't even have a buffet.

911
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,000
OK.

912
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:36,000
Yeah yeah you have to go to Hy-Vee over to the beach to get Chinese buffet.

913
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:40,000
And Hy-Vee's Chinese buffet is fucking awesome.

914
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:43,000
Well I may have started going there.

915
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:47,000
Yeah you need to try it at least once they have great Chinese food.

916
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,000
So anyhow all right you know.

917
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,000
As long as it's good I don't want no shit raw.

918
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,000
No no no like sushi.

919
01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:58,000
No.

920
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:00,000
That's why I didn't even ask about sushi.

921
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:02,000
What about fish sticks.

922
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:09,000
It would not be on my last meal list.

923
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:11,000
What about sausage.

924
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:15,000
Oh god that sausage.

925
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,000
Oh especially like smoked sausage.

926
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,000
Yes.

927
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:21,000
Any kind of sausage.

928
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:23,000
What about barbecue sauces.

929
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:25,000
Do you have anyone that would have to be on that.

930
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:28,000
You know because they're asking you what whatever you want.

931
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:32,000
So you could say Jack stack you could say Q39.

932
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:34,000
You could say.

933
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:36,000
Oh no.

934
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:38,000
It would be Fiorellas.

935
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:40,000
Oh Fiorellas yep.

936
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,000
OK.

937
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:44,000
All right Jack stack it is.

938
01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:50,000
Me I would go with John Calhoun's in Nashville.

939
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:52,000
I love that sauce.

940
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:55,000
But Fiorellas is great too Q39 is great.

941
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,000
Can't say Joe's.

942
01:19:58,000 --> 01:19:59,000
I'm just going off what I know.

943
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:01,000
OK no that's fine that's cool.

944
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:04,000
I was just stating what I would probably get.

945
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:06,000
So all right anyhow.

946
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:09,000
I'm sure there's other sauces out there I'd rather have.

947
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:11,000
I guess I would try it.

948
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:13,000
Oh I got another question for you Rob.

949
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:19,000
When are the next when do I have to have my hairy asshole Olympics people in again.

950
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:24,000
Oh you want to do that Saturday night.

951
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:26,000
OK if I can get to it I will.

952
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:30,000
I'll let you know I'll text you.

953
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,000
All right.

954
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:34,000
Yeah.

955
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:36,000
Yeah we're already started one.

956
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,000
Yeah we did.

957
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:40,000
I got to find the papers.

958
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:42,000
They're around here somewhere.

959
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:44,000
Do you have the winners.

960
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:46,000
Yeah I should do.

961
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:49,000
I'll try to have it done by Saturday if not I'll definitely have it done by Sunday.

962
01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:51,000
OK.

963
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,000
All right.

964
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:55,000
All right brother.

965
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:59,000
Other 10 another 10 to pit against each other.

966
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:01,000
Right.

967
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:05,000
Are we doing another 10 or no we just started one with 10.

968
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:07,000
OK.

969
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:09,000
And now we've got to go against these guys.

970
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,000
OK.

971
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:13,000
This is well to get those.

972
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:18,000
OK. All right. I forgot that for some reason I thought we started doing it another way but we did.

973
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:20,000
So forget it.

974
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:23,000
No no we know we already started another round.

975
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:25,000
OK.

976
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:27,000
I forgot what I was talking about.

977
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:29,000
And then we went on vacation.

978
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:31,000
OK. That's what happened.

979
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:33,000
So we have to come back with.

980
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:36,000
Round two and.

981
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:39,000
OK then round two Saturday night.

982
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:41,000
Because we already have the contestants.

983
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:42,000
All right.

984
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:44,000
Sounds good to me Rob.

985
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:46,000
All righty.

986
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:48,000
Everybody thank you for listening.

987
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:50,000
Thank you for joining Rob.

988
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:52,000
All right.

989
01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:54,000
Thank you everybody. Good night.

990
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:56,000
Thank you. Good night.

991
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:09,000
Hey where did they go.

992
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:10,000
Where did they go.

993
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:12,000
Where are the douche bags.

994
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:15,000
Oh my God. Someone took a dump in the corner.

995
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:17,000
Oh geez.

996
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:19,000
Glad they're gone.

997
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:21,000
Let's just hope they don't come back.

998
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:38,000
Man that smells.