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Hello everybody, this is Two Douchebags and a Microphone, I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Thanks for joining us tonight. Rob, I think we're all well aware that Valentine's Day is coming up, right?

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Yes, yes.

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Just around the corner, peeking at us, we know it's there.

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Yes, and you threw a little something out on the last podcast and I've been waiting for this.

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Yes, so I'm going to start off with a couple of stories about Valentine's Day and then I'm going to go into what I talked about on the last podcast.

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Well, I just posted a podcast so it won't be the last one, it will be the one before it.

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So, the last one I posted right after we'd done it because it was right after both championship games and it was kind of time sensitive.

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So I just, I posted it immediately because it holds a little bit more value like that, you know, the game is happening.

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Yes, time sensitive.

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So, anyhow, well, South Jersey Pet Shelter is making this dark, twisted fantasy a kind of a reality.

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For a $50 donation, Blackwood's Homeward Bound Pet Adoption Center will neuter your ex,

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which entails performing the surgery on a feral cat that they've named after your ex partner before placing it back in the wild.

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So, okay, yeah, no, no, no, you get it, you name it your ex and then they neuter it because you're saying they neutered, they don't need to reproduce.

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It's a pretty good little gimmick to get people to, you know, yeah, it is.

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Yeah, I mean, it's kind of corny, I know, but you know what, you're helping animals out and also you can always like make sure that your ex found out that you named a cat after her and had it neutered.

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That might be kind of, that might be kind of fun too, right Rob?

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Right.

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Yeah, yep.

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I get some enjoyment out of that.

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Oh, I got a few I could do that too and really, really get a couple of hee-hee-hahas and a warm feeling in my belly over it.

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So, and then at the same time, this is for Valentine's Day and this was done last year, only this is a different place that's doing it and it's slightly different.

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The San Antonio Zoo was offering a special Valentine's Day greeting for exes who just won't bug off.

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For $10, the zoo will name a cockroach after you're not so special someone and feed it to an animal, a cold but direct message that you're no longer interested.

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The annual Cry Me a Cockroach fundraiser will support the zoo vision of securing a future for wildlife in Texas and around the world.

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The San Antonio Zoo says on its website, those not into bugs can choose a vegetable for five bucks or a rodent for 25 instead.

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All donors will receive a digital Valentine's Day card showing their support for the zoo.

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They can also opt to send their ex Boo a digital Valentine's Day card informing them that a cockroach, rodent or veggie was named after them and fed to an animal.

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Those with an especially stubborn ex can pay for an extra $150 upgrade which includes a personalized video message to the recipient showing their cockroach, rodent or vegetable being devoured by the animal.

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I fucking love that Rob.

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Yay!

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The annual event is a hit.

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I bet it is!

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I bet it is!

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Clyde Perez, the zoo's Director of Public Relations told CNN last year they received more than 8,000 donations from all 50 states and over 30 different countries.

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Right now we're on track to break last year's record with Zach, Ray and Adam being the most submitted ex names so far.

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Zach, Ray and Adam?

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I guess, okay, those must be dick names I guess.

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Well, it better not be. I have a son named Ray.

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Oh, okay, well he's the exception. To participate you'll need to submit your ex's name.

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Well, and he just bought his first home so he's doing good.

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No, he is what I call the alternate universe Ray.

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Like, I had an old boss named Mike that was a complete fucking cocksucker, just a fucking asshole, a psychopath, okay.

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But then I knew another Mike is just a complete dick weed, another one that's a complete asshole.

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Then you have the alternate universe Mike, the one that's nothing like the rest, they're fucking gold.

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Right.

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Bob is another one.

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Not you, you're Rob, you don't go by Bob, but one of my best friends ever, he passed away, he was like a second father to me.

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His name was Bob, he was the alternate universe Bob.

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The other Bobs that I knew were all fucking dickheads.

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Every one of them were assholes.

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I can see that.

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Yeah, so I always called him like the alternate universe bad name.

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So Ray is the ultimate universe Ray, you see.

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All these other Rays were these womanizers.

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He's doing really good, he's turned his life around now that he's getting older.

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Good.

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You know, and he's doing great.

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I'm proud of him.

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Excellent, well Ray, I don't know if you listen or not, we hope so, we hope you support your pops.

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But anyhow, and his weird friend Mark, but anyhow if you hear this, we're proud of you.

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Because you knew his mom.

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Did I?

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Yeah, Denise.

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Oh.

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The what?

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Ray's my oldest.

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Okay, well.

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He's doing good man, him and his girlfriend just bought their first house.

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And coincidentally, Denise was good friends with my ex.

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Okay, you know who I'm talking about, right?

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I was very surprised to see them hanging out one day.

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I'm like, huh?

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And they're like, oh, we're friends.

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I go, wait a minute, I know you.

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So anyhow, okay, so.

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No, me and Denise are still on good terms.

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We chat every now and then.

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The last I knew, I thought you guys hated each other.

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I apologize, Denise, you're fine with me.

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I never had a problem with you.

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No, we made up.

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Hey, we're older now, you know.

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No, I know, I haven't made up with my ex.

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But there were some things that went down that she did not know.

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You know, so.

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We worked it out.

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I'm sorry, I jumped the gun.

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I thought it was still like that.

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Denise is fine with me.

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I think she's really nice.

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Yeah, she's doing good.

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Good, well, that's good to hear.

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Good.

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And my ex is not doing good.

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Not at all.

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But anyhow, I can tell you that off the air.

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Anyhow, okay.

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Jeffy X, in true fashion, found out about these Valentine's Day promos.

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And he did some uncovering.

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And he went down to the Hallmark Labs or wherever.

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And he uncovered Valentine's Day cards that did make the cut.

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These are ones that they had and that they put out.

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And they had like focus panels and groups that listened to them or watched them or read them.

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And said, no, we don't think that's a good idea.

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And then, you know, as soon as they took a dump on them, you know, Hallmark or whoever said, okay, well, we're not going to release these.

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Well, Jeffy X, again, risking his life getting these before they hit the dumpster, before they shred them up.

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He got us a list of Valentine's Day cards that they were going to try to put out.

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But then they failed the focus groups, okay.

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And like Jeffy X, he already got his bat suit.

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He already got his Sergeant Peppers.

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He already got his embroidered underwear with a special Steven Pearcy of the Glam Band Rat pouch on the inside of his underwear.

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So he can fill and fool as much as he wants.

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He can put three or four socks in there if he wants.

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But we're sure that Jeffy X does not need anything to look better down there because he's Jeffy X.

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Oh no, he don't. He don't.

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But Rob left his opportunity.

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He can't pick everything up. Yeah, he don't.

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Okay. Well, as soon as I see him, I'm going to have to give him some money because we don't break the law here at 2-Douche Bag.

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And I won't buy him 10 pounds of cocaine and 80 hookers or whatever I'm up to.

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But if he chooses to do that on his own, he can use the money I give him for that because of all the work he does for us.

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And like always, I was like printing off some boarding passes and shit for our vacation coming up, right.

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And all of a sudden I get a bing and it's like, oh shit, that's an important bing.

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You know, I have the mail tagged on certain people.

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I look over there, it's Jeffy X.

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And like always, get this in 10 minutes or poof, it's gone.

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So I downloaded it real quick and I printed it out and I got it right here.

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So, and then 10 minutes, boom, it was gone.

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And so was Jeffy X, like always.

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This is Valentine's Day cards that did not make it that Jeffy X has uncovered.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.

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I just got tested at the free clinic and so should you.

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That's a classic.

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Can you believe that didn't make it, Rob?

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That's a classic.

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I know. How could, you can't say love any better than that.

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No, you can't.

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I know, that is like L-O-V-E. That's the fucking love, man.

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I'm thinking of you.

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You know?

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Yeah, I'm trying to make sure that this doesn't progress like it did on me.

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All right.

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Trying to nip it in the bud, you know.

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The old blister got infected or whatever and like now I'm fucked, you know.

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Fucking balls ready to fall off or whatever, you know.

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And you're trying to do this person a favor.

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And so, you know Rob, I don't know where they get these prudes at.

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And I'm not making excuses for them.

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I think it's horrible that they would deny the public a beautiful, sentimental, valetized horse.

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Yeah, that one right there is beautiful.

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I know. It's beauty in its truest form.

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It's like a horse galloping in the field in the sunrise would do, right?

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Next one.

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It's pretty close.

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It's pretty close, yeah.

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Hickory Dickory Duck.

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Hickory Dickory Duck.

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Why is there a blister on my cock?

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Another great one.

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That is beautiful.

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Another great one.

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I'm almost shedding a tear, Rob.

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Almost shedding a tear.

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You too.

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Man, I don't know what's wrong with people these days, but they just don't have feeling and emotion like they used to, right?

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That's why he sent this list to us.

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Yes, he wanted to make sure that this got out, that they were going to release these, but then these tool bags in this focus panel or whatever they did denied him.

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So, America, this is why you're denied beautiful cards is because of these stupid panels that they put them through.

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All right, the next one.

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How much do I love thee?

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Let me count the ways.

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What's wrong with that?

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That one might be my favorite.

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Yeah, that's up there.

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You're the rest yet.

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Oh, there's a couple of real singers on here.

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Oh, I bet there is.

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There's a couple of wee-hees and hoo-hoos on here, definitely.

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The next one is, my love for you grows stronger and true, but not nearly as much as fluffy my shizu.

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What is wrong with that one?

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Everyone is welcome to love their dog more than anyone else.

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You gotta love your dog, man.

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That's like sitting on a picnic table with a checkered tablecloth.

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Boss is my best friend other than you, you know.

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Well, yeah, yeah, same here.

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My dog's too, and I gotta include Val in there.

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She might listen to this.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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No, she doesn't listen to her filth that she refuses to.

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I don't blame her.

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I don't either.

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She allows me to do it, doesn't get in the way, and that's good enough.

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But loving your dog is like sitting on a picnic table on a farm country farm in the backyard,

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and they have that checkered tablecloth eating apple pie and watermelon with other little red-haired freckled kids.

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Yeah, the Ford truck comes up, and they're like, hey, hey little Jimmy, you wanna go bail some hay?

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Oh, heck yeah, Paul, let's go do it.

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But no, no, no, we're denied.

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I know.

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I'm flabbergasted, Rob, just flabbergasted.

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We may have to start our own publishing company.

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I know.

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I mean, the public is missing out on this brilliance.

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Yeah.

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The next one.

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My love, what is this horrible blister?

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I probably should inform your slutty sister.

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I probably should inform your slutty sister.

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I will remain, well, there wasn't an STD involved, but I will remain just silent on that one.

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I will remain, well, there wasn't an STD involved, but I will remain just silent on that one.

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I will remain silent on it.

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Oh, yeah, me too, me too, me too.

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I will remain silent on it.

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Oh, yeah, me too, me too, me too.

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Yeah, I don't know anything about anything.

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Yeah, I don't know anything about anything.

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My name is Bennett and I am not an STD involved.

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There was no STD involved.

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Oh, yeah.

249
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But that was back in the early 90s.

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Yeah, yeah, mine was probably in the early 90s too.

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But I got the trifecta.

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I'll tell you about that a little bit later.

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Yeah, three sisters, but it was like

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Oh, three sisters.

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Yes, but it was in like different periods, like between the first sister and the second one was like maybe 10 years.

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And then the third sister is like, I don't know, shit, maybe 20 years.

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I don't know. It was a crazy thing.

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And like, back in the day, I would brag about it.

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Now, I'm kind of like, I'm in my head in shame.

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Yeah, I did that. I was a different person.

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I don't know what to say.

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Dude, it's always a trophy.

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Yeah.

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It's always a trophy.

265
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Yep. Yep. And it wasn't 20 years.

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Actually, it was like, you know what?

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It wasn't that, anyhow, you know what?

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It doesn't matter.

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Yeah, mine's a little crazier.

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Oh, you know what?

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We can exchange stories later.

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Off air, right?

273
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Okay, the next one.

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Yeah, I tell you mine, you may want me to put it on here.

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You know what? When we get done, this is a Valentine's Day.

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This is a Valentine's Day special, okay?

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So, if you want to get, when we get done, if you want to tell this story, it's open.

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Okay.

279
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I don't know. I'm glad.

280
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Yeah, I'm glad. Yeah, I'm glad we all leave names out. Yeah.

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Well, I'm definitely leaving names out because if they hear this podcast, they know who they are.

282
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But if my cousin in Fort Scott hears it, she's going to die rolling.

283
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Oh, okay.

284
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Well, no, she knows about it.

285
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Oh, okay.

286
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It happened in Fort Scott.

287
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Of course. Of course.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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The next one.

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Our love is so strong and oh so stern, but there's no reason that my pee hole should burn.

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Another great.

293
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That's a classic.

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I've got little tears coming out of the side of my eyes.

295
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Me too.

296
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That's caring.

297
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You know, my pee hole's burning so maybe you need to like look into yourself.

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Right?

299
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I don't get it, you know?

300
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Yeah.

301
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Like I said, you know, not nearly as many diseases with a mouth, right?

302
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Right. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah.

303
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So I was right all along.

304
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It's like, hey, man, there's only one way to make sure you don't have a kid, right?

305
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Yeah. Exactly.

306
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Well, there's two ways.

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And so anyhow.

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All right. Next one.

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I hold you so firm and so tight.

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Somehow your muffled screams don't sound like good night.

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Oh, hell yeah.

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That's a great one.

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I love that one.

314
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It sounds like you don't like it.

315
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Oh, yeah.

316
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Boy, Jeff the Ex-Im covered some shit here, didn't he?

317
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Oh my God, he did.

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I mean, what is.

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No, no, no, no.

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I know what he's doing.

321
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He's going to start on next year on this year's Christmas.

322
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

323
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Yeah.

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Jeff the Ex, I've got your money here.

325
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I've got it here.

326
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We're going to owe him big this year.

327
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Oh, I know, man.

328
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Well, he's still to collect for me.

329
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He hasn't come by yet.

330
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So, you know, and like I said, I don't break the law here.

331
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We don't do that.

332
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He is busy.

333
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I see a Sergeant Pepper's outfit because I hear he wears it everywhere.

334
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He wore it when you left here.

335
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Yep.

336
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He wears it everywhere.

337
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He's quite the Beatle fan, so he's not so.

338
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And, you know, the flying batsuits more at night, you know, kind of like flying around here and there, you know, just terrorizing people and stuff.

339
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So next one, who is this beauty of all my thoughts?

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Your homemade lasagna gave me the trots.

341
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That is.

342
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I knew it.

343
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That is love in its purest.

344
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Oh, my God.

345
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You're trying to warn your woman.

346
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A woman that gives you lasagna, that gives you the trots.

347
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You're never going to forget that woman.

348
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No, I know.

349
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You never are.

350
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I know.

351
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I get true love right there.

352
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Yes. And also you're doing true love by warning her about potential food poisoning.

353
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Right?

354
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Yeah.

355
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Yeah. There's no greater love than that.

356
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It's like, look, I know.

357
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Yeah. You know, that stuff like made me like really like shit everywhere.

358
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So maybe you should need it.

359
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Yeah. I mean, it's out of love.

360
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So I'm starting to get a little teary eyed here.

361
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Me too. Me too.

362
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All right. And then finally, the final one is.

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What a cruel world.

364
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What a cruel world.

365
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It would be without your face.

366
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I would follow you home, but I'm very sensitive to mace.

367
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What is wrong with that?

368
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Oh, man.

369
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:08,000
They just bombed this whole thing.

370
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Yeah. I hold my head down and I'm sad for America at this point.

371
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Oh, wow.

372
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I'm sad for us.

373
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We're sorry, everybody. You're not going to get to enjoy these cars.

374
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Yeah, I know.

375
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I mean, you're not going to be able to enjoy a real romance from a card because we have these uptight people in these focus groups.

376
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I just I'm flabbergasted.

377
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I don't know what to say.

378
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I mean, I'm sad.

379
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That's what it is. I'm sad.

380
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Anyhow, Rob, you might have a story.

381
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Yeah. Yeah, I got one here.

382
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Oh, it ain't going to be there.

383
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Remember.

384
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Oh, no, go ahead.

385
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Go ahead.

386
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Maybe you don't want to tell the other story.

387
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It's fine.

388
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Yeah, we're going to hold off on that.

389
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Okay. Okay.

390
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Oh, go ahead, Rob.

391
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Yeah, I found this on Do You Remember in the Entertainment Section.

392
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Oh, okay.

393
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Sounds like a website I'd like, actually.

394
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There is an 80s radio station that is the ultimate nostalgia trip.

395
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According to this author.

396
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Okay, please do tell.

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Often elements of years past become saturated with nostalgia without us even realizing it until we count on them again.

398
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Then comes the shocking joke of poignant fondness.

399
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That's exactly what one music lover of the 80s encountered when she discovered a radio channel called 80s Chill Pill.

400
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Is this on the Internet?

401
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000
Is this on the Internet?

402
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:58,000
Actually, I'll get to that bit so I'll see your sex, yeah.

403
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Oh, okay.

404
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Linda Holmes with NPR's Pop Culture Happy Hour recalled meetings and tunes to listen to during the day of cleaning.

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It was through this quest for just the right rhythm and mood that she found 80s Chill Pill and learned something about the full scope of nostalgic music.

406
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How limited our music libraries could be and the way time changes our view of things we never knew we could love.

407
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So this ex-m has a radio station for what we called 80s Chill Pill.

408
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There's a shockingly effective blend of popular favorites and surprise successes.

409
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The latter category came up for Holmes when she heard songs she used to hear plenty of times during her upbringing in the 80s and didn't have any real love for.

410
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But they still gave that rush of nostalgia when they came up on the radio because that was the sound of the 80s.

411
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Okay, Rob, I like the article and I understand what it's saying primarily, but here's a question I have trying to take it a little bit further.

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Is there something different? There's 80s radio stations all over the world, all over the country, right?

413
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What signifies this? What made this lady just like fall in love with it? Does it have the old-time DJ feel? Is it the song list?

414
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Well, she describes a lineup of 80s Chill Pill as slow songs for an eighth grade dance.

415
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So the hits she encountered include Peter Suteris, Gloria Love, Richard and the Karate Kid Part II, Dolly Parton's Island in a Stream, Careless Whisper Wham, Can't Fight This Feeling by Aria.

416
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Yeah, they're talking about Stink Finger, getting the Stink Finger, right?

417
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Yeah, it's teenage music.

418
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In the back of your brother's car, got a little Stink Finger from whoever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what they're talking about.

419
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And that's how come it's so nostalgic. Everybody remembers their first Stink Finger, right?

420
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Yeah, yeah, it's the slower stuff. Like they said, eighth grade slow dance.

421
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Like the Meat Loaf, 2 Out of 3, you know, stuff like that.

422
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It probably has it, I don't know.

423
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Yeah, so yeah, cool. That's pretty cool.

424
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,000
Yeah, that's on Sirs XM.

425
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000
80s Chill Pill.

426
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000
80s Chill Pill.

427
00:27:52,000 --> 00:28:00,000
Alright, let's take our first break, okay? And then I've got to answer someone from Harrisonville really quick when we come back, okay?

428
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,000
Because he posed an interesting question. Oh, I always love hearing from that.

429
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:08,000
This guy's really cool. I got it off the air because people probably won't care.

430
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:15,000
He listens to our show and analyzes it really well. And I don't think we knew him growing up.

431
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:20,000
He just happened to like the show a lot and find it, I don't know how he found it, I haven't asked him yet.

432
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:27,000
But he had a real interesting question that I want to answer solo. And we'll get to the emails in a podcast or so.

433
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:31,000
So let's take our first break and I'll answer Ronnie in Harrisonville. Be right back.

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467
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And we are back to Two Douchebags and a Microphone. I'm the Mark portion of it.

468
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000
And I'm the Rob portion of it.

469
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Alright. And together, we are the douchebags said in our name.

470
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
Yes we are.

471
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000
Okay. Ronnie inherits me.

472
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,000
Ask anybody that knows me.

473
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,000
And I think just listening to me, you can tell I'm a douchebag.

474
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:18,000
Okay. Ronnie in Harrisonville has been sending me quite a few emails.

475
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:23,000
And he informed me about how many episodes we've done up till then.

476
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:28,000
And he informed me about some keynote episodes that he really liked.

477
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:33,000
He really is a fan of the show. He's a little bit younger than us.

478
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
And I don't believe we're trying to figure out if we knew each other.

479
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000
And I don't believe we knew each other.

480
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,000
He was just below that threshold of people that would hang out with us.

481
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,000
He's like maybe seven years younger or something.

482
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000
Just you know, yeah.

483
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,000
So he was below that threshold of who would have hung out with us.

484
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:56,000
But he had an interesting question that I'm just going to answer on air.

485
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,000
Because...

486
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Did he grow up there?

487
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Yes.

488
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Okay, well he might possibly know one of my cousins.

489
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Okay, you know what? I've got a last name.

490
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,000
They may have grown up together. I don't know.

491
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
I'll tell you the last name off air. Okay?

492
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000
Well, it wouldn't tell me nothing.

493
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000
Oh, okay. Okay.

494
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000
Alright, well you can give me the name and I'll send it to him.

495
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Yeah, I'll give you the name. Yeah.

496
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,000
Okay, that's cool.

497
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Well, Ronnie in Harrisonville, he asked why and how I became a real sugar snob.

498
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:41,000
And this is self-admitted that I love real sugar Heinz ketchup.

499
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:47,000
I love real sugar Pepsi, real sugar Coke, real sugar RC.

500
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,000
I don't like corn syrup anymore.

501
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,000
And the reason I started on it is it might surprise some people.

502
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:59,000
Okay, I used to have this ritual whenever I would go get gas.

503
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:04,000
I would go into the store and I would buy a soft drink with corn syrup in it, right?

504
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000
Right.

505
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:11,000
Okay, they don't sell, not very many quick trips and stuff like that sell real sugar anything.

506
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000
They just sell the stuff that sells.

507
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
You have to go to a bigger store to get the real sugar stuff.

508
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000
Well, I was like, you know what?

509
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:24,000
I'm getting tired of buying these Pepsi's and drinking them out of habit and it's like an uncontrollable habit.

510
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,000
I'm just sitting there, I'm kind of bored.

511
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,000
Like, you know, I got a lot of driving to do.

512
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,000
Let me grab this Pepsi. Let me grab this Coke.

513
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Okay, well, since I don't have a taste for corn syrup anymore, I can't stand regular Pepsi or Coca Cola or anything.

514
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000
And it worked just like I thought it would.

515
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:48,000
Okay, so now if I go into a quick trip, I can't buy any sodas because they don't taste good to me.

516
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000
The only ones I can buy are the real sugar ones.

517
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,000
And that's the reason I did it, is to ruin the taste I had for it.

518
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:02,000
And the way to do that is, is like corn syrup has actually kind of a bitter taste.

519
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:08,000
You'd think it's sweet and it is sweet, but it's got a bitter taste with a sweet.

520
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:13,000
And once you start on real sugar, even Heinz ketchup, it's called Simply Heinz, the same thing.

521
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:18,000
It tastes so much better, I can't stand regular Heinz ketchup now.

522
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000
And the same way with real sugar Coke or whatever it is.

523
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
You see, and that's why I started doing it.

524
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,000
I didn't start it because it was trendy or anything like that.

525
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,000
And I don't even know if it's trendy. I don't think it is.

526
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:37,000
But if it was, it wasn't anything except trying to get me to not like the corn syrup, which I can't stand anymore.

527
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:42,000
And it worked. But now the other thing is I go to Costco and they don't sell anything at their gas.

528
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000
You know, they're like gas and get the hell out of here.

529
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000
So I wouldn't be buying a Pepsi anyhow.

530
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:55,000
But if I am at a quick trip or whatever and I'm forced to go into there, like, you know, like if I'm out of town or something, I'm not going to go in there and buy a Pepsi.

531
00:35:55,000 --> 00:36:00,000
Because it'll be like, no, no real sugar, anything. All right, that's it.

532
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:05,000
And I move on. So it's as simple as that. And it worked.

533
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:11,000
So anyhow, I appreciate that thought, Ronnie from Harrisonville.

534
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:17,000
I mean, it was interesting that he even brought that up, you know, I didn't think that.

535
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
Yeah, well that guy right there shows you he does listen.

536
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:28,000
And the curiosity really got me, too. It's like you really give a shit why I start. You know what I mean?

537
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Yeah.

538
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,000
But anyhow, thank you, Ronnie.

539
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000
I'm not liking you, Ronnie.

540
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,000
He's cool. He's very cool. He has our sense of humor.

541
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:50,000
He is a fan of radio like we like we were or are, you know, I mean, a lot of the radio we loved is dead and gone.

542
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,000
And, you know, but, you know, he's a fan of radio.

543
00:36:55,000 --> 00:37:01,000
He mentioned a few shows that I was very familiar with and that I love and I kind of hold dear kind of hold

544
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:10,000
kind of kind of look at this podcast is maybe very primitive, but a tribute to those shows.

545
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,000
Right.

546
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000
Yeah. Kind of a salute and saying, hey, guys, thank you.

547
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000
We love what you did, you know.

548
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:22,000
So anyhow, did you ever hear about the pepperoni prank?

549
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,000
No.

550
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000
I guess it's something.

551
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000
No, I have not.

552
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:32,000
It's something that's going around now. And I don't know if this particular thing started it or not.

553
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:41,000
But Heather Daughtery said she woke up Wednesday morning to what she thinks is of all things pepperoni.

554
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,000
What is this Daughtery said to herself that morning?

555
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,000
I am on camera, so I cannot say the words I exactly use.

556
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
But this is from a news excerpt.

557
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,000
But what is this?

558
00:37:54,000 --> 00:38:07,000
From the door to the edge of the porch and then strategically placed down the stairs to the driveway and four slices on the hood and four slices on the trunk is pepperoni.

559
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:22,000
They pepperoni everything in a system and a systemic order like like the pepperoni, you know, even it was all even like there's like four on the sidewalk.

560
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:26,000
There's four on the driveway before you get to the car.

561
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000
There's four on the hood. There's four on the windshield.

562
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
There's four on the roof. There's four on the back.

563
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000
You see what I mean? And they did like.

564
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000
That is weird.

565
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Yeah, they did patterns of four all over her driveway and it was all pepperoni.

566
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:47,000
And so anyhow, I'm like, OK, that's odd, you know.

567
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:52,000
But then I got to reading and this is something that people are doing to people is called being pepperoni.

568
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:59,000
And I'm like, do you really want to waste pepperoni?

569
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Yeah, really?

570
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Yeah, I'm like, that's that's atrocious.

571
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
It's not right.

572
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,000
But it's not only that, but is it that good of a prank?

573
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,000
Really?

574
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:19,000
I mean, it's weird, but I can't say it's that brilliant of a prank.

575
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:25,000
Chances are by the time they find it, stray dogs are going to get hold of it anyway.

576
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,000
That's the other thing I thought of too is, yeah, I mean, what about stray animals?

577
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,000
All the animals.

578
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:36,000
Whatever. A possum will eat it because we throw shit out that we have a possum that comes up.

579
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000
I see him on ring all the time.

580
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,000
That possum eats anything, meat, not meat, anything.

581
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
I mean, he was eating one of the pumpkins that rotted.

582
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
I mean, or he or she or whatever.

583
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:52,000
So, yeah, yeah, if you come out, a lot of times it's gone because an animal takes it.

584
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,000
So I don't understand this pepperoni craze.

585
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:02,000
And if anyone knows what it's truly about, if it signifies something or something like that, please email me and let me know.

586
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:08,000
DoucheB66 at Yahoo.com, email me and let me know what it's about.

587
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,000
I mean, what are we missing here?

588
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,000
Is it like part of a broader thing or is it like, you know, I don't know.

589
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000
I'm not sure what it could be.

590
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:23,000
So, anyhow, so we're going to go to something a little bit more serious, Rob.

591
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Is that OK? OK.

592
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Single women home ownership rates were the highest in Delaware, 15.3, Louisiana, 15.2 and Mississippi, 14.8, where the lowest are North Dakota, 10.7, Alaska, 10.3 and Utah, 9.0.

593
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:52,000
Single women now own more homes than single men in California and overall home ownership is majority female now in the U.S.

594
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:56,000
Did you know that? No, I did not.

595
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:01,000
My question is, how did this happen?

596
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,000
And I'm not dogging it. I'm not saying it's a bad thing or nothing like that.

597
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:14,000
How did this happen? Is it because the males let their foot off the gas and they're not taking care of business like they should have?

598
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Or is it because females simply just don't want to put up with them and they're doing their own shit?

599
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000
Or is it a combination of both?

600
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:27,000
I think they're getting tired of us. So they're going to take care of themselves.

601
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:34,000
That's what I think too. I'm glad that's what you said because that's exactly what I think too. They get tired of the ball being dropped by the males.

602
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,000
We're dropping the ball, so they're going to pick it up and run with it.

603
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:50,000
Yes, and I know several female people that I know that are going through that with their males. The male doesn't want to work, get a job for a little bit and then, oh shit, something happened to it.

604
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Or, oh man, my back hurts, I can't go to work or whatever.

605
00:41:55,000 --> 00:42:01,000
And then they're forced to come up with a majority of it anyhow. So what they're doing is I think they're just like, you know what, no man.

606
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:07,000
No, no, not an option. If I'm going to pay for everything, I ain't going to put up with you.

607
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:12,000
Yeah, exactly. Single moms are fantastic.

608
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000
I see this every day.

609
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:23,000
Yeah, I do too. And I salute single moms and I'm a big fan of them because that job that they do is so hard.

610
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Single moms or single dads?

611
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Yes, there's a lot of single dads out there too. We're not leaving them out too.

612
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:44,000
And I do know a couple of single dads and they are damn fine parents, acting like parents, you know, and they're damn fine at it and they're really good and they're raising their kids the right way and teach them morals and values and respect.

613
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,000
Even though this podcast probably doesn't sound like we appreciate that, we do.

614
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000
We do.

615
00:42:51,000 --> 00:43:04,000
Yes, we do. So anyhow, I just wanted to run that by you because when I read that, I'm like, huh, that's interesting that that happened and it happened a lot quicker.

616
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:19,000
I figured it would have happened, right? But not this soon. I thought it was going to take longer because you kind of see the writing on the wall with the way a lot of men that we know kind of don't care or seemingly doesn't care.

617
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,000
It's like, hey, that's your kid. Yeah, okay.

618
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:31,000
You know, anyhow, I've got another little story here and then we can go into what you if you got something you want to talk about.

619
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Yeah, I got another little story too.

620
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Okay, everyone by now has looked in one way or another the video footage of Jason Kelsey's shirtless.

621
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,000
Well, yeah, there's just men that are...

622
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:55,000
The one that I posted with him on top of the Empire State Building like King Kong and the little planes flying by him and all that. That's my favorite.

623
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Oh, no, I shared one wall ago. It's Godzilla versus Kelsey.

624
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
Oh, I got to see that. I'll look at that. That looks good.

625
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:12,000
So, well, now it appears that AI is added again. This time Taylor Swift is a subject to be on topless in the box as well.

626
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Oh, yes.

627
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:19,000
That is thanks to a computer generated deep fake. The fake photo has been passed around the internet.

628
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:25,000
Taylor is furious and she's threatened legal action and I support her a thousand percent.

629
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Ketchum did it and prosecute him to the fullest extent of the law and take every penny you can get from them.

630
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,000
Because this is the only way that we're going to slow this thing down at all.

631
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:46,000
And if you're interested and you want to look into it, the White House has even gave their opinions about it.

632
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,000
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot. Yeah, they did. They did.

633
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:55,000
But those who wanted to do your own research were not going into it.

634
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:00,000
No, because we promised a long time ago that we are not a political show.

635
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,000
No.

636
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:11,000
You know, when Topher was doing the show, we were a political and let's see what else, an entertainment show.

637
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,000
But Rob and I are less serious whenever we get together.

638
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:27,000
So the natural, what would you call it, avenue of the show or whatever the natural path of the show is to be a comedy show.

639
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
And also another reason is this right here.

640
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:37,000
After Topher left and I hung out with him today, he's a great guy. We get along and everything.

641
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:43,000
He just doesn't want to do this right now. And he might come back at some time. Maybe not. But it's no big deal.

642
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:51,000
But he went. I'm trying to think of the right way to say it.

643
00:45:51,000 --> 00:46:00,000
He commanded a certain amount of higher talk, if you will. Right.

644
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000
Right.

645
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Because he's retired now. He does a lot of research on things and he has a lot of really deep thoughts.

646
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:23,000
And so when I was doing the show with him, he would bring up stuff that would be thought provoking that I would have to like, you know, chime in on and then like start talking myself.

647
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:32,000
But Rob and I like to have fun. And that's why we decided together that we wanted to be a comedy show and no political at all.

648
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Because there's people that do political shows much better than us that we could ever do. And we're going to let them do it.

649
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:44,000
Yeah. Yeah. And you know what you like now. You know if you're a liberal, you know if you're a conservative.

650
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:51,000
Because I would say the average age of our show is at least 40, if not older. Wouldn't you say?

651
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
I would say 40 plus is what I'm guessing.

652
00:46:55,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Me too. Because the type of humor it is and the stuff we speak about, I think it would be 40 plus at least.

653
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:09,000
So you already know whether you're a liberal, you already know if you're a conservative, you already know if you're an independent, you already know all of this stuff.

654
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:16,000
And there's nothing we're going to be able to tell you that's going to make you all of a sudden go, oh my gosh, you changed my mind.

655
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:23,000
Two douchebags in microphones said it so well that I changed from this flaming liberal to a flaming conservative.

656
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:29,000
That just doesn't happen. So to me, it's a waste of breath.

657
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:33,000
It's a waste of breath to even try in our age demographic.

658
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Because everybody is already married to what they want to believe.

659
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:46,000
Anyhow, but okay Rob, we've got some stuff that you want to get to, but let's take our second break really quick because this show is vastly getting away from us.

660
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000
You notice? Yeah, I notice. I notice.

661
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,000
Yep. Alright, we'll be back in a minute.

662
00:47:51,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Somewhere in the heavens your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little Bebo is listening to this film.

663
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:07,000
Hey look, I think we found land. Oh my god, I think we're safe.

664
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,000
Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

665
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,000
I'm going to get you all alive.

666
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:22,000
Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snow bank.

667
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:35,000
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

668
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,000
Mate, you'll forever feel yourself in a migraine and the pocket is not even in it.

669
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:44,000
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

670
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:51,000
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

671
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,000
Hmph. I may never know.

672
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:02,000
Two douchebags and a microphone says.

673
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:09,000
You ever dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake up with a spoon in your ass? Just asking.

674
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:17,000
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

675
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:31,000
You are dressed like an assistant event coach at an Ohio State Middle School.

676
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:42,000
The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

677
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:50,000
Good news. If your good old pal your dog survives the apocalypse too, broadleaf plantation is a good answer for both of you.

678
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:59,000
The entire plant is edible from root to tip. It can be roasted or raw and is safe for canines and humans.

679
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:09,000
The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

680
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:16,000
Hi all. This is Mark here. I'm usually the one telling you what to eat during an apocalypse.

681
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Well this time I decided to go the other way.

682
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:27,000
You ever consider just going to ground zero and saying fuck it? Do you really want to be the guy running around looking for radioactive deer?

683
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:32,000
Guessing whether water is not contaminated or not. No food, no shelter, no nothing.

684
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:39,000
Oh no. There's a strong argument that says you know what? Let's just go to ground zero and see what's for us after.

685
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,000
Just a thought.

686
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:48,000
Two Douchebags and Microphone. I'm Mark. And I'm Rob.

687
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:55,000
Alright. We are back like promised. And like promised, Rob takes the stage now. In his underwear.

688
00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:10,000
And a couple of chicken wings that fit his arms.

689
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:24,000
What I do in my own studio stays in my studio. And face paint. Rob the show is yours.

690
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:35,000
I ran across this one on Fox Business Travel. Alright. And this dish is pretty cool. Story.

691
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Man uses 46 year old Disney World Pass to be admitted into park. Golden ticket. That's deadline.

692
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Okay.

693
00:51:51,000 --> 00:52:03,000
A man has gone viral after showing how he successfully gained admission into a Disney World Park by using a pass that was nearly 50 years old.

694
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:09,000
In a TikTok video garnering more than 8 million views.

695
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:24,000
Matthew Abel said he found the pass which was in the form of a booklet and allowed entry into Disney's Magic Kingdom in Orlando Florida.

696
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:41,000
Abel told his followers that the pass had been collecting dust since before he was born and he assumed it was an old family keepsake.

697
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:49,000
I realized it had never been used and there was no expiration date he had it.

698
00:52:49,000 --> 00:53:03,000
The pass which was purchased in the late 1970's was good for one day and only one of the parks. Magic Kingdom.

699
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:13,000
Wow. Today the theme park ticket is available at Walt Disney World as a base price of $109 per day.

700
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:17,000
How much was that base price does it say?

701
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:27,000
Abel said in his TikTok video that his vintage pass cost $8.00.

702
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,000
Oh wow.

703
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:41,000
Which means the price of the ticket for Disney World has increased by at least 1262.5%.

704
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:45,000
Oh man they couldn't keep the copyright to Steamboat Willie.

705
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,000
They are mismanaging their money Rob.

706
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,000
I know.

707
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,000
Wow.

708
00:53:54,000 --> 00:54:09,000
A Magic Kingdom ticket is a price of $184 for those over 10 and $179 for ages 3 to 9 years old.

709
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Wow. Geez.

710
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:17,000
What a great article. Thank you Rob.

711
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,000
I've got a neat little article here.

712
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:27,000
This comes from KansasCity.com I believe.

713
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:39,000
If you ever wanted to live the life of a Bond villain or would prefer contributing to the Warzone's Friday Bunker Talk post within an actual underground bunker.

714
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000
Here's your chance.

715
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:54,000
A Cold War era communications bunker has emerged for sale which unlike many that periodically come onto the market has been fully renovated and all the conveniences you'd expect in a modern home.

716
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,000
And this is in Polo Missouri.

717
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,000
You know where Polo is at obviously right?

718
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Yeah I know where Polo is.

719
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000
Little town north central almost Missouri.

720
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
I know some people up there.

721
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000
Yeah I knew some people up there too.

722
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,000
Yes this Dimmsday Mansion is turnkey.

723
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:20,000
The bunker in question dates back to the 1960s and is located near Polo Missouri which is less than 40 minutes away from Kansas City.

724
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000
It's a little bit more than 40 minutes wouldn't you say?

725
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,000
Yeah a little bit.

726
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:36,000
Ok it is currently up for sale on various real estate brokerage sites but appears to have originally been listed by the Kansas City based realtor Reese Nichols and we all know that.

727
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,000
Yes.

728
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:51,000
Inside it boasts a whopping 10,000 square feet of modernized underground space which has been fully upgraded for 21st century living alongside some crazy optional extras.

729
00:55:51,000 --> 00:56:00,000
What's more the listing includes 10 acres of land above ground affording whoever ends up perching an ample space to build around the bunker.

730
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:13,000
It is also fully self efficient featuring a private water well, a new pump and a substantial 10,000 gallon stainless steel water tank or whatever you want to call it.

731
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:21,000
Storage tank I guess all seamlessly connected to an Aquasanian water filtration system.

732
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000
I guess Aquasanian it's a brand I guess.

733
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:34,000
It's Zillow listing notes the bunker is also equipped with an emergency escape hatch and a towering 177 foot communication tower.

734
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:42,000
The entire lotting inclusive of the bunker land and other additional structures is listed at a cool 2 million.

735
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:46,000
Previously it was listed at 1.4 as of January 1st of this year.

736
00:56:46,000 --> 00:57:03,000
The reason for the sudden increase of the price is unclear while the precise homeowner history as well as the renovation work inside first began remains murky and they can't really pin down it I guess.

737
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:08,000
It appears to have been listed for sale at various points over the past few years.

738
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:13,000
At several points in time it reportedly could have been yours for well under 1 million.

739
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:22,000
Yet even 2 million is considerably less than the 4.5 million it cost to build in the 1960s as the various real estate listings noted.

740
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
Post on a separate eBay lot for sale.

741
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:39,000
So, anyhow back then if it was adjusted for inflation in how days that would cost 40 million to build.

742
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:48,000
So, if you're in the bunkers I would say since it would cost 40 billion to build that that would be a hell of a deal right?

743
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,000
Yeah that would be.

744
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,000
Yeah.

745
00:57:53,000 --> 00:58:02,000
I mean if you're in the bunkers and all that you know or if you're a survivalist or whatever and you might want a bunker then that would be a hell of a deal it sounds like.

746
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:10,000
And also it has everything you would probably need to survive at least for a while.

747
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:22,000
And then also another thing is you can listen to two douche bags of microphone and find out what you can eat out in your yard with the apocalypse series that we have.

748
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,000
Yes you can.

749
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:28,000
Yeah. You want to eat some dandelion, you want to eat some hickory nuts you know.

750
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:32,000
And more importantly tell you the stuff to stay away from.

751
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,000
Yes, yes we do have a segment on that.

752
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,000
Yeah.

753
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,000
Yep.

754
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:44,000
And anyhow interesting stuff.

755
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,000
So, let's see here.

756
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:58,000
Looking for some articles here because you know what I didn't give a shit I knew the podcast was coming up and I refused to do any prep.

757
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,000
Okay.

758
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,000
I was defiant today.

759
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,000
Oh here's one.

760
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,000
Jam Master Jay Trial Begins remember him?

761
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,000
Run DMC?

762
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:11,000
Yeah.

763
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,000
Famous video that brought Aerosmith back?

764
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:17,000
Yeah, yeah I heard something about that. I heard it bring across something about it.

765
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:22,000
Well he was murdered in his studio I believe if I remember correctly.

766
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:30,000
And I didn't even know they caught the people or they think they caught the people that did it but it sounds like they think they know who did it and they're on trial.

767
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:45,000
Openly statements began today in a federal trial for the murder of pioneering hip hop star Jason Mizel known to fans as Jam Master Jay who was shot and killed in 2002 at age 37.

768
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,000
Wow it was that long ago?

769
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,000
Wow.

770
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,000
2002.

771
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:57,000
The case languished for two decades amid stalled investigations and lack of evidence.

772
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:06,000
Carl Jordan Jr. 40 and Ronald Washington 59 were eventually arrested in 2020 on allegations they shot Jay in his Queen's studio.

773
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,000
Okay it wasn't a studio.

774
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:14,000
For reportedly excluding them from plans to sell a shipment of cocaine prosecutors allege.

775
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,000
Ah.

776
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,000
You know what?

777
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,000
That sucks that he died over drugs doesn't it?

778
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,000
Yes it does.

779
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,000
Yeah that's too bad.

780
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,000
Because he didn't have to be a part of that.

781
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:30,000
He made well enough money not to have to sell drugs.

782
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:35,000
So Jay appeared to be in a drug distribution ring at the time.

783
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
Claims his family denies that.

784
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,000
They say he was not.

785
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,000
Both men are pleaded not guilty on all charges.

786
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:49,000
Jay was one third of Run DMC views as one of the most influential groups in hip hop history and I would have to agree with that.

787
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,000
I would call them the most influential.

788
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:55,000
Because if they wouldn't have came out with their brand of hip hop.

789
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000
I don't know if anything else would have hit honestly.

790
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:02,000
They were like the bridge a gap.

791
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:07,000
Here in a nutshell they brought white people to rap.

792
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,000
Yeah they did.

793
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,000
Yeah.

794
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,000
With the help of Aerosmith.

795
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000
Yeah well Aerosmith was dead in the water dude.

796
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,000
They could not sell.

797
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000
Yeah they were. They were. They could not sell anything.

798
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,000
And then when they did the Walk This Way video.

799
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:31,000
All of a sudden Aerosmith started booming and then they came out with a permanent vacation.

800
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,000
I believe it was.

801
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,000
And it hit.

802
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,000
It hit big time.

803
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,000
Because everybody was reintroduced to Aerosmith because of this video and this song.

804
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000
And the video was groundbreaking too.

805
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:48,000
Because they were showing about knocking down like walls.

806
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:50,000
Right.

807
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:54,000
So you had Run DMC in one room doing their hip hop.

808
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:58,000
And you had Aerosmith in the other room doing their hard rock.

809
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:04,000
So what eventually happened is they kept hearing each other and they tore down the wall and started jamming together.

810
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,000
So it was one of those messages thing.

811
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:13,000
But it was so brilliantly done that I'm not sure if a lot of people caught what they were doing.

812
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,000
You see what I'm saying.

813
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,000
Yeah.

814
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,000
Yeah it's talking about tearing down walls and you know.

815
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:25,000
And like basically getting along and you know trying to enjoy other people's stuff and all that.

816
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:29,000
So anyhow it's too bad that Jam Master Jay ended like that.

817
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:31,000
Because he had a great career.

818
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:36,000
And you know it really kind of sucks.

819
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,000
So.

820
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,000
Alright.

821
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:48,000
A teen whose Instagram user is at fishbandit84 has been arrested in Provo Utah.

822
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,000
That's Salt Lake City area.

823
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,000
For taping fish to ATMs and other objects.

824
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,000
Look this up Rob.

825
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,000
What.

826
01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,000
Yes.

827
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,000
Taping fish.

828
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:06,000
Not like taping like a video camera.

829
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,000
Like masking tape or scotch tape or whatever.

830
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,000
Whatever will hold the fish.

831
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:18,000
A 70 year old executed these bizarre pranks more than a dozen times from last August through December.

832
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,000
ABC4 and FOX 13 in Salt Lake City reported.

833
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,000
But they weren't always in the Provo and.

834
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,000
And let's see.

835
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:30,000
Well the Salt Lake City areas basically it gave some other areas but no one would know where it's at.

836
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,000
So anyhow I know a little bit about it.

837
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,000
So yeah.

838
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,000
The Salt Lake City suburbs and surrounding areas.

839
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:38,000
He did some of the strange antics.

840
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,000
Internationally too.

841
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:49,000
Posting videos on them on his Instagram account where his bio states live love tape fish on ATMs.

842
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:54,000
One Instagram video shows a fish taped to an ATM in Tokyo.

843
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,000
And what appears to be a subway station.

844
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:00,000
And he said we're going international.

845
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:02,000
The perpetrator wrote on his post.

846
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:09,000
Other fishy videos were purportedly to have been taken in Frankfurt Germany.

847
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:11,000
Guatemala City.

848
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,000
Guatemala and Phoenix.

849
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,000
And yet another one was taken in the bathroom stall at a Bass Pro store.

850
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:22,000
He used a variety of fish such as trout bluegill bass catfish carp and crappie.

851
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,000
One fish had a cigarette in his mouth.

852
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:30,000
In one incident he took trout to a Provo police car.

853
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,000
So.

854
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:37,000
The guy wasn't as insane as one would think.

855
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:43,000
He was doing a gimmick to get people to go to his Instagram account and it worked.

856
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,000
That's national news right there.

857
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:51,000
So I would say what he done worked.

858
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:53,000
I don't know if he got in trouble or not.

859
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,000
I don't know what kind of trouble you can get for taping fish to something.

860
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,000
Is there a law that covers that?

861
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:02,000
Is there something like on a desecrating property or something?

862
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,000
Maybe.

863
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,000
But it would probably be a misdemeanor.

864
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:08,000
It wouldn't be a felony.

865
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:10,000
It would be something he could get out of easily.

866
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,000
Yeah it would be a slap on the wrist.

867
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,000
Yeah.

868
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:15,000
Now the question to me is this right here.

869
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:19,000
Did he make any money from the hits that he got on Instagram?

870
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,000
Or is he just doing it for notoriety?

871
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:26,000
Did he do all that just to people go oh hey there's a fish bandit?

872
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:31,000
Or did he do all that trying to establish a core audience on his Instagram?

873
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,000
I don't know.

874
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,000
We know.

875
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:39,000
I'll tell you what for publicity it worked didn't it?

876
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000
Drugs. Drugs.

877
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,000
Drugs. Drugs.

878
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,000
Drugs. Yeah.

879
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:49,000
So anyhow hey fish bandit we salute you.

880
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:51,000
Yes we do.

881
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:58,000
Anyhow we're getting towards the end of this podcast so Rob do you have anything you want to say?

882
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,000
Anything on your mind? Anything at all?

883
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:04,000
That's about all I've got tonight brother.

884
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:08,000
I mean I've got things but...

885
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:13,000
Actually I'm going to be starting a new segment.

886
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:15,000
Oh cool. Okay.

887
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:20,000
The very best sitcoms of all times.

888
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,000
Dude.

889
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,000
I'm not starting it right now.

890
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,000
I love that.

891
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:32,000
There is over there is 100 sitcoms listed.

892
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,000
Wow is this your best or is this a list?

893
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:41,000
I'm going to take so many a night and start naming them off.

894
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,000
That sounds great.

895
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,000
And we will start that next podcast.

896
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,000
Okay so I take it this is someone else's list?

897
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,000
Yes.

898
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:58,000
Actually I found this 247 Tempo.

899
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:00,000
Oh okay.

900
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,000
Alright cool.

901
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:05,000
It came across my phone as a news break.

902
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:12,000
I got you one of those click bait things but that's cool man I would love to hear some of them.

903
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:16,000
Click bait hell there's a hundred of these dudes.

904
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:20,000
No well I don't mean click bait like they suckered you.

905
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,000
Oh yeah yeah.

906
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,000
Yeah so anyhow cool.

907
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,000
Alright well everybody.

908
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,000
That's a new segment I'll be starting tomorrow night.

909
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,000
That sounds great to me.

910
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:33,000
That sounds awesome.

911
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:35,000
Alright well everybody have a good night.

912
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,000
Thank you for listening to us.

913
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,000
Good night everybody.

914
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,000
Hey where did everybody go?

915
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,000
Where are the douche bags?

916
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:59,000
Oh my god someone took a dump in the corner.

917
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,000
Oh jeez.

918
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,000
Glad they're gone.

919
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:05,000
Let's just hope they don't come back.

920
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:28,000
Phew man that smells.