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Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone Podcast.

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And now it's time for the Daily Douchebag Pledge.

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Two Douchebags and a Microphone Pledge, I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to download every show.

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I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to grab family members phones and download the show from there.

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I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to go to public computers and download the show from there.

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I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to laugh at all the unfunny jokes.

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I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to lie to all my friends and tell them how good the show is.

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And finally, I, Joe, or Jane listener, promise to visit Montrose, Missouri, to take advantage of the power plant, campgrounds, and junkyard all within its quarter mile radius.

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Next up, things overheard in hell.

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Joe Buck and Troy Aitman are being all televised in radio games of the NFL this year.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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Should I record frog sounds in the radio?

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Should I record frog sounds in the summer, then play them when it's zero degrees on my ring doorbell for the Amazon guy?

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Yeah, that sounds like fun.

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Hey look, I think we found land. Oh my god, I think we're safe.

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Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

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I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

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Once again, it's time for ramblings of a madman.

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I believe Congress needs to synchronize tap dance for 20 minutes before each session.

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That needs to happen.

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Two douchebags and a microphone, I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Alright, well that was a nice little adventure, wasn't it Rob?

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Well, I hope your volume still sounds off to me, but I hope it sounds alright.

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It's coming up good on the recording device, on the audio tonic, so I guess we'll go with that.

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I don't wear earphones in here.

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Yeah, I have my earpod and yeah, you're a little low volume wise.

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Okay, well you know what?

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It's a bit normal, but we'll see how it goes.

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You know Oreo kicked off 2024 boldly, and with a new limited edition flavor, said to be inspired by the galaxy.

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On Tuesday, January 23rd, the fan favorite cookie brand revealed a new flavor called Space Dunk.

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It will be added to its lineup, taking Oreo themes, space dunk.

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Dunk, not dunk.

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Like I said, the volume, I'm having a hard time with his voice right now.

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I hope it's you or me.

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I don't know, I don't know, so anyhow, it's coming up okay on my recording equipment, that's all I know.

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Okay, there was this everybody.

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Alright, so taking Oreo fans on an expedition where no Oreo cookie lover has gone before to the edge of space.

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The latest edition comes over a little over a month after Oreo confirmed three other flavors of cookies

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that would hook store shelves in 2024, and honestly, we're here for all the Oreo news, is what they said.

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Okay, anyhow, wonder what a bite out of the galaxy would taste like?

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Us too, but according to official press release, each cookie is stuffed with layers of blue and pink cosmic cream.

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No, with marshmallow flavor.

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With marshmallow flavor, no, and popping candies that could create a supernova bursting sensation with each bite.

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The space dunk cookies don't just feature a whole new otherworldly flavor profile,

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but one of five never before seen galactic adventures.

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Okay, well alright, you know what, that's all I need to say about that.

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Everybody gets the idea.

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It just goes on and on about what a great cookie it is.

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So, I'm not going to read that.

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Well, I'm happy for them, but when I think of outer space, I think of darkness.

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So that's why I mentioned triple chocolate.

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Nope, they have a different thing in mind, and anyhow.

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Well then, we have, yeah.

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Actually, I didn't really, me personally, I didn't like the description.

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I probably will be not trying them.

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So, it just didn't sound appealing to me, but if other people like them, God bless you, do it.

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So, we have some ass padlins, Rob.

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Let's do it.

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I'm ready, I'm ready, after today I'm ready.

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I've had the sprinkles today, I'm ready.

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Ass padlins originated a long time ago when Topher and I first kicked off the podcast.

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I think it might have been in number three episode or number four.

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But what it is, is we were walking on the beach, me and Topher.

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Rob and his brother say we were holding hands, but we were not.

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So, and.

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We'll get him on the air one of these days to clarify that.

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Okay, so anyhow, we were not holding hands, although Rob and his brother say we were.

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But anyhow, we were walking along the beach and the sun was rising and the wind was gently blowing in our hair.

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And bam, I stumbled over something and I stubbed my toe and I'm like, ah shit.

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Turn around, it looks like a bottle with a cork in it.

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And I'm like, man dude, that looks like a genie bottle.

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Topher's like, eh, it's not a genie bottle, you're being stupid.

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We walked over there and I took the cork out and poof, out came a genie.

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So anyhow, we're like, yay, we get three wishes.

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And he rolls his eyes, he goes, no, you watch too much TV.

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You get one wish, one wish only, make it and use it wisely.

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You know, like world peace and hunger.

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So Topher and I looked at each other and said, we want to be invisible so we can ass paddle people who need it.

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The genie was very reluctant.

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He rolled his eyes and he goes, and just kind of tis, tis, tis, tis.

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And he goes, okay, very well, I have to honor your wish.

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So once a month you can turn invisible and you and your buddy there can paddle people's asses that need it.

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So poof, he's going.

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So anyhow, this is our invisible ass paddling for this month.

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Bill's Mafia for throwing snowballs after their loss.

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Oh hell yeah.

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Yeah, they all need a paddling.

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And the reason is, man, it's like, come on.

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You know, what you do is like what they did there on the field.

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And there is a lot of feelings and emotion.

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But at the end of it, they all shook hands and wished each other well and congratulated each other on a great season.

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Okay, why can't fans do that?

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I mean, you know, you got those snowballs at them, you little bitches.

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They need ass paddling.

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So the next one.

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Ass paddling, I believe it.

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Yeah, yeah, I think they should have been number one like I put them too, right?

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Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

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Okay, next one.

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PETA for trying to rob, PETA, people for the ethical treatment of animals.

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Yes, yes.

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That's what I agree with. I agree with it. Sometimes.

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Some of their stuff, yes.

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But not this one right here.

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PETA for trying to rob Punxsutawney Phil of his only use in life.

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And that's predicting how many more weeks of winter we are getting.

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They want to replace him with a giant coin to flip.

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I'm not joking.

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They say it's cruel to take this groundhog and put him in front of a bunch of people and see if he's shit or not.

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I understand that.

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Their suggestion is a giant coin instead.

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Well, I understand the meteorologist's point of view, but if you listen to a lot of meteorologists, they don't like that.

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I know, I know.

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Yeah, they don't like Phil.

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No, it demeans it.

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But because of all the cameras, all the flashes, that's what throws off the shadow.

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Okay, so I got this right here.

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So do you agree with PETA then, Rob?

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I say they leave him alone.

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Okay, so do they get asked by-

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I say they leave him alone because they wake him up and what screws him up-

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They're wrong pretty much every year because of the cameras and stuff.

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Well, we're going to get six more weeks of winter regardless.

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Yeah, Mother Nature is going to do what Mother Nature wants to do.

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Exactly, and I've never known a winter where we didn't get six more weeks of winter after.

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It may have been intermittent. We might have had some good weather in between.

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That's what? February 2nd? Is that right?

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Yeah, well, it's snow. How many times do we get heavy snow in March?

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Leave the old boy alone.

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Okay, well I think PETA needs to stick to more important stuff.

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So I think they get an invisible ass-paddling because of that.

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Yeah, deal with our other ass-paddling. They're trying to breed different style dogs.

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Oh yeah, they're getting an ass-paddling. They have already done that.

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So, yeah, that's crazy.

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Alright, next one.

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McDonald Douglas for once again sending out a plane with obvious safety issues like the fucking door flying off, allegedly.

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Okay, I did not hear that. I did not hear about that. Did you say McDonald Douglas?

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Boeing. Boeing.

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Oh, I thought you said McDonald Douglas.

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Well, I said both because Boeing owns McDonald Douglas.

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And anyhow, allegedly-

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Well, the last job my mom had was with McDonald Douglas in Kansas City.

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Oh really? Okay.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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But, yeah, that's a different story.

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Oh, well I'm pretty sure she wasn't involved in these planes.

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That was a few years ago. She has dementia now.

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Yeah, that sucks.

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Okay, the Bill's Idiot fan that caught himself on fire after body slamming a table that was on fire. Did you happen to see that, Rob?

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I loved that dude.

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He's getting an ass-paddling for burning himself.

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We're going to wait until his ass heals.

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It's a moment that you'll never forget.

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You hit YouTube.

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Okay, Rob, do we suspend his ass-paddling?

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I'll let you make the call.

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Yeah, no, do not give this dude an ass-paddling.

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Okay, I hereby take back-

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Dude, that would have been me in a championship game.

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Okay, I hereby suspend Idiot Bill's fan that caught his ass on fire, body slamming a table on fire.

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I hereby suspend his ass-paddling and we're going to go ahead and just- he has been pardoned for being ass-paddled. How's that?

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Think about it. That's what me and you would have done back in the 80s.

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You know what, you're right. Okay, so Bill's fan-

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Because the East would have won a championship game in the 80s. Yeah, you and me would have been front page.

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Okay, all right. Bill's fan, you are hereby been pardoned like the turkeys on Thanksgiving Day. You have been pardoned. So there you go.

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You're welcome. Thanks to me.

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Yeah, I was going to ass-paddle you. Rob is the one you thank.

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No, I disagree with that one. Totally.

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Okay, we took him back.

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We would have done it for the Chiefs.

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Oh, hang on one second. Hi, Opal. Hi, Grandma Opal.

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Yeah, hi Grandma Opal.

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Thank you, Mark. I can't believe we missed it, but anyhow, we got it.

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Oh, no, we would have got her. We would have got her.

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I had her in my lineup.

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Grandma Opal, I'm sorry we should have made you first, but we had temporarily forgotten.

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We claim insanity, and I think everybody that listens to this podcast knows we're definitely insane.

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And we love you, Grandma Opal.

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And as soon as you- Even though we don't know you.

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Yeah, yep. I hope her grandson or son emails me so we can include him in on the hello.

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I'm thinking he said grandson originally.

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I thought so too. So, okay.

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Well, I'm waiting on an email to come in. I mean, if she's still listening, I'm sure he'll email me.

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He emailed me a couple times before, so I think he will.

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The Chief and Dolphins fans that went shirtless in 35 Below Windchills and promptly went to the ER for Frostbite right after the game.

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Can we agree on that?

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Yeah. You did not need to go shirtless.

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Just being out there bundled up showed your fandom and showed that you were a true fan.

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So you did not have to go shirtless.

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You did not have to have parts of your skin cut off because it literally died on you because it was too cold.

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So, you know, we don't care if your ass got frostbite.

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As soon as it heals, we're ass-paddling you.

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So, and that's also the Dolphin fans that did that too.

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I don't care if it heals.

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Oh, okay. You know what?

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It takes what it gets.

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You know what? As soon as we catch you, you're getting ass-paddled.

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Whether you got a...

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Heal or not.

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Whether you got chokes out of your ass missing or not, we don't care.

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All right. The next one.

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We are the only ones that are allowed to act like douchebags.

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That's right. And it's in our name.

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All right. Jamar Chase, again, just because he's a big mouth idiot that has vacation plans during this year's Super Bowl, once again.

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Enjoy your vacation, Jamar Chase.

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Anyhow, you're getting ass-paddled just because.

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You've already been there. You've already had your ass-paddled.

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But I've decided to go ahead and paddle your ass again because...

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Just out of... Because you're just dumb.

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Yeah. You deserve it.

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Okay. Okay. Is there any word whether he's going to watch the Super Bowl or not?

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Well, he did say that he wanted anyone to win but the Chiefs.

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So if the Chiefs...

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But is he going to the Super Bowl to watch?

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Oh, I don't know. I have no idea.

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I hope he wastes his fucking money because his ass is paying for it. He ain't in it.

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Like I said, he has vacation plans.

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Sorry, Jamar.

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I'm not sorry, Jamar. I think you're an idiot.

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I'm not. He fucking runs his mouth every fucking year and...

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He's getting tired of getting embarrassed by a luxurious...

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He's running over.

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He's getting tired of getting embarrassed by a luxurious need.

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And so he puffs out his little fucking bird shit.

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And he needs that, you know.

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There's no room for it.

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Whatever, Tommy. It goes up against generosity.

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Fucking sleep easy.

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Yeah. So get better or shut your mouth, Jamar, in my opinion.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Okay. The next one that gets an ass-paddling.

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Paramount and Peacock for charging fans to watch the playoffs.

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Ridiculous.

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Ridiculous.

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You have to pay to watch.

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Okay.

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That is un-American.

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I have to agree with you on this.

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Even though I have Peacock, I do not have no local TV, but I do have Peacock Plus.

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I started watching games on Peacock.

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Bird, Roller, Watch. All of them.

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Well, okay.

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And the only way you can do that is on local TV.

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If you already subscribed, then that's fine.

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But a lot of people had to buy a subscription just to see the game.

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And I think that's wrong.

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And the NFL is a part of this too, so they can get a part of this ass-paddling too.

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Because the greed is not good.

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Okay. But just so you know, for me to get an antenna to get local TV.

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Yeah.

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I have to get an antenna which Columbia is closer.

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It's 89.5 miles.

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Okay. I got you.

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For local TV.

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That's okay. I'm not speaking about you.

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A lot of the antennas you buy at Walmart look like 40, 50, 60 miles.

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I would have to stand a fucking tower out here to get local TV.

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Okay, Rob. I'm not speaking about you. What I'm speaking about is the people.

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I know. I know. I'm just saying.

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I'm defending the people I believe. The people that have the money.

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I'm defending everybody.

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Okay. The next one. NFL for selling broadcast rights to a subscription-based streaming service.

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Yes. Yes.

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Like I said, they're half of this.

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It's bullshit.

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It should be on local TV.

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This next one I think you're really going to agree with, Rob.

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Burger King for making employees have to say you rule to the customers and offer them a paper crown.

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I'm not kidding you. Look it up.

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Oh, dude.

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So you go in there and you order a Whopper and some fries, right? Maybe a Coke.

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You're getting paid what?

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$13 to $15 an hour.

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Yeah, and you have to look at that person and go, you rule.

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And you have to look at every person and tell them you rule.

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And you have to offer them a paper crown.

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Fuck you.

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I mean, you know what? Yeah, I think anyone can agree with that.

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It's demeaning to everybody involved.

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The person being offered a paper crown.

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That's demeaning to the employee.

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And also the people coming in. How would you like to be the guy ordering the Whopper?

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You rule. Do you want a paper crown?

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Yeah, be some construction worker.

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Come in and have a crown put on your head.

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You want a paper crown? Do you want a fat lip?

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Okay then.

305
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Yeah.

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It's ridiculous.

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And then finally, Alaskan and United Airlines for continuing to use the Boeing Max 9, allegedly.

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And if anyone doesn't know what I'm talking about.

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I do.

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Yes, look up the Boeing Max 9.

311
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So, anyhow, let's take our first break.

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We're on the biggest buyers so far. Supposedly.

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Allegedly and all that good stuff.

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Anyhow, we're going to take our first break and we're going to come right back.

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Sounds good.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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Let's see here. A package of 8 hot dogs. A package of 10 hot dog buns.

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I would have to buy 10 packs of hot dogs and 8 packs of buns to even it out.

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Should I buy them at once? Should I freeze them?

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Or just continue to zigzag them and hope for the best?

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I hate adulting.

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Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

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Well, that new Hanson CD is just a laptop. Uh huh.

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The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go.

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But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Dirt and apocalypse, don't forget the nuts. Hickory nuts, that is.

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Yeah, we know, Hickory wood gets all the glory and all the love.

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Everyone loves the Hickory trees. They cut them down and they make great sandwiches out of barbecue and meats.

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They smoke them and it's a fantastic deal.

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But little does anyone know about the Hickory nuts.

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Dirt and apocalypse Hickory nuts could be the best thing you could find.

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Hickory nuts can be eaten raw, toasted, or added to various recipes.

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Their rich buttery flavor and crunchy texture make them an ideal ingredient for both sweet and savory dishes.

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You can use Hickory nuts to make nut butter, pesto, or even a unique Hickory nut milk.

335
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There are five types of Hickory nuts.

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Bitter nut Hickory, Shag Bark Hickory, Pig Nut Hickory, Mockernut Hickory, and Smooth Bark Hickory.

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Hickory trees are considered part of the walnut species and are plentiful at least around Missouri and surrounding areas.

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So, Dirt and Apocalypse, don't forget to grab your nuts.

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Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes, and scream, Hey, there's no toilet paper in here!

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Two douchebags and a microphone on Mark.

341
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And I'm Rob.

342
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Okay, should we get to our top 15 classic rock songs per the last episode that we were speaking about?

343
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I got mine in Brummie.

344
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Alright, do you want to go ahead and go with yours?

345
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By the way, I just want you to know this is kind of funny.

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I ran across another Oracle and a singer's room.

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Yeah.

348
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The same place we came up with this list.

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And if you go and look at it, they have another list.

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The same list, 15 classic rock songs, but they reversed them.

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So, if you look at the numbers and look at the songs, they reversed them.

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I don't know where that came from, but I can board it.

353
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You know what?

354
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I made my report, we're doing our own.

355
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Rob, go ahead, you start off.

356
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You want me?

357
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Yeah, go ahead, and I'll do mine last.

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Yeah, well, I kind of went a little slower.

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Well, some of them were slower, some of them were harder.

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It doesn't matter.

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Your songs are your songs.

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So, it's fine.

363
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Yeah, these are my favorites.

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Top 15 classic rock songs.

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Yep.

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And I'm shocked this one came in at number 15.

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Okay.

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Shooting Star by Bad Company.

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I can see that.

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I love that song. I always have.

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Great song, it's the only song Paul Rodgers did not sing on Bad Company.

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It's just that there's others on my list.

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No, that's fine, it's great.

374
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Okay, number 14.

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Which I really should have ranked higher.

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Turn the page, Bob Seeger.

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I could definitely see that one.

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When you think, we mentioned classic rock, this is what I think of.

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And these are my songs.

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Songs that touch me the most.

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Rob, there's no right or wrong, it's what you feel.

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So, yeah, go for it.

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So far, you're doing fantastic.

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Well, you think I ain't afraid of singing them.

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Okay.

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Okay, number 13.

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Wheel in the Sky Journey.

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Oh, another good one.

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Robert Fleischmann actually sang on that song and it was not Steve Perry.

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Right.

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A lot of people don't know.

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I had visitation with my oldest son once every two weeks.

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I would drive from Fort Scott, Kansas to Belton, which you know that route, 69.

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That food direct will come up, OMS.

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And I'd be listening to that song the whole way.

396
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Oh, wow, cool.

397
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Brings back memories.

398
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Yes, all these songs bring back memories.

399
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Cool, good.

400
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Okay, number 12.

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Life in the Fast Lane by the Eagles.

402
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Oh, man, you're reaching in some really good ones, Rob.

403
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Yeah, that's a good one.

404
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Well, I reached into the, to tell the truth, I reached into the artist.

405
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Yeah, I know.

406
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And I picked my favorite songs out of those artists.

407
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Okay.

408
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That's how I did this.

409
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It's fantastic so far.

410
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And they're classic rock all the way through.

411
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Okay, so where are we at here?

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Number 12.

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Life in the Fast Lane by the Eagles.

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Didn't you just say that one?

415
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Did I?

416
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Yeah, number 11.

417
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Well, that's number 12.

418
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Wheel of the Sky was 13.

419
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Life in the Fast Lane was 12.

420
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I'm going down my list here, dude.

421
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Okay.

422
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Okay, number 11.

423
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I have to go back to the singer room list.

424
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Uh-huh.

425
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Imagine John Lennon.

426
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Good one.

427
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Epic song.

428
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Got to go with it.

429
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Okay.

430
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Number 10, I have to go off their list.

431
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Okay.

432
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Stunt to be the Devil, Rolling Stones.

433
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Iconic song.

434
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Had to do it, man.

435
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I understand.

436
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Number nine, a song that's close to me.

437
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Okay.

438
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And I'm surprised I put this far down on the list.

439
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Okay.

440
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Because it's a song that really got me into rock and roll.

441
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Okay.

442
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I started listening to it on an AM station, me and my cousin.

443
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Uh-huh.

444
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We had fond memories of us listening to it.

445
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That's how I know this song.

446
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Okay.

447
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It's Refugee by Tom Petty and Heartbreakers.

448
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That's a great classic rock song.

449
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Could not argue with that.

450
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When it first come out, me and my cousin will listen to it on AM radio.

451
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Hearing the crackle in the background of lightning off in the distance on a summer night.

452
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Yeah, it is hot.

453
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Very humid summer night.

454
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I remember it so vividly.

455
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Love it.

456
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Go ahead.

457
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I'm going to turn you off a little bit.

458
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I'm going a little slower.

459
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Please do.

460
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Number eight.

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And I'm shocked this one's down on this floor on the list.

462
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Okay.

463
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Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton.

464
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Wow.

465
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You think?

466
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Classic rock.

467
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You got to have Eric Clapton.

468
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My song is Wonderful Tonight.

469
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Yep.

470
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I believe that was written for George Harrison's wife at the time.

471
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Yes, it was.

472
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Yes, it was.

473
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I've read his story.

474
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Interesting story.

475
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And then they broke up and Eric Clapton got with her.

476
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Anyhow, allegedly.

477
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Yep.

478
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Okay, number seven.

479
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Fire in the Mountain by Marshall Tucker Band.

480
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Oh, that's out of left field.

481
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No, I got some left field.

482
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Oh, I like that one.

483
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That was a great, great pick.

484
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Oh, dude.

485
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Yeah, I'd seen how I'd just see him here.

486
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000
It was like 20 fucking degrees out.

487
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
At the end of the theater right here.

488
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000
Yeah.

489
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
Oh, dude, no, that's an awesome song.

490
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,000
I always love that song.

491
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000
It's a great song.

492
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
Okay, number six.

493
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Midnight Rider, All My Brothers.

494
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Oh, another man, dude.

495
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000
Yeah.

496
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000
I wanted to go a little higher with that one, but you'll see.

497
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,000
Wow.

498
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000
I don't think anyone could argue with that.

499
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000
That's a great choice, Rob.

500
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Okay, number five.

501
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,000
Another song.

502
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,000
Okay, when you think of classic rock.

503
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,000
Yeah.

504
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:39,000
You've got to bring up the Doobie Brothers.

505
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,000
Yeah, oh yeah.

506
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,000
Yep.

507
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Yeah, I totally agree.

508
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,000
Number five is number five on my list.

509
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,000
I had Black Water by Doobie Brothers.

510
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Great song.

511
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000
Cool.

512
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
Oh, dude, yeah, that just, oh.

513
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000
Great song, can't argue with it.

514
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000
Shit, here's it.

515
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
Here's what I've been dreading.

516
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Okay.

517
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,000
I hope I don't catch too much flash off this.

518
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Just do it, Rob.

519
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Say it.

520
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,000
My number four, I Have a Led Zeppelin Song.

521
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000
That's fine, I do too, I believe.

522
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,000
Yeah, I do.

523
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
But it's not Starway to Heaven.

524
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Me neither, mine isn't either.

525
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:41,000
My number four is Rock and Roll by Led Zeppelin.

526
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,000
Iconic song, you don't have a classic rock station.

527
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Get up, move in.

528
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:57,000
Okay, here, okay, we've mentioned how Starway to Heaven and Freebird is on every list.

529
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000
We've mentioned that.

530
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
The problem is they're overplayed.

531
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:06,000
Yes, I agree, and that's where songs like Rock and Roll come up.

532
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Although you do hear it quite a bit.

533
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000
It's not the cornerstone.

534
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
Yeah, but dude, it's a up-moving song.

535
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,000
It's a great song.

536
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,000
It's a classic rock song.

537
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000
Yeah, yep, can't argue with that.

538
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000
Okay.

539
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Number three, that's where my Leonard Scannard comes in.

540
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000
Okay.

541
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
But I'm coming in with Simple Man.

542
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,000
Very good choice.

543
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Very good choice.

544
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000
That song's good.

545
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000
No, my kids already know that song played at my funeral.

546
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,000
Yeah, you said that, they're instructed, so yeah, that's good.

547
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,000
Yeah.

548
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000
It's all a good song, great message.

549
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,000
Now we're going into some classic rock.

550
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000
Alright.

551
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:10,000
My number two, Barrett, Treated by Heart.

552
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,000
Wow, okay, can't argue with that.

553
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Yeah, and it's...

554
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
It's a great song by a great classic rock band.

555
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,000
It's a classic rock song, and it's...

556
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Okay.

557
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Are you ready for my number one?

558
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Yes.

559
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:40,000
Do you remember what I said back when I read the original list?

560
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,000
Yeah.

561
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:47,000
The original list did not have Fleetwood Mac on it.

562
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Okay.

563
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000
That was off Stone Rider.

564
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,000
Look it up.

565
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000
Okay.

566
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,000
My number one song goes to Fleetwood Mac.

567
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,000
Okay.

568
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
For the song Landslide.

569
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Good, good one.

570
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000
Alright, rock, great.

571
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000
Dude, yeah, that...

572
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000
Great, great, great, great, great, great list.

573
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
Can't argue with anything on there.

574
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Rob, I decided to go...

575
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000
That's my opinion.

576
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
I mean, that's some good music, right there.

577
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000
I wanted to add so many others.

578
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,000
Well, I mean, that's a whole point...

579
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,000
I wanted to add Steely Dan, I wanted to add so many others.

580
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
That's the whole point of doing 15 songs.

581
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000
But there was only 15.

582
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Yeah, that's the whole point is, is you narrow them down to the best of the best.

583
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000
Now, I looked at this differently, Rob.

584
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,000
I looked at iconic songs...

585
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,000
I know you did.

586
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
You went a little harder, didn't you?

587
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,000
Not really.

588
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,000
Not really.

589
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000
No, you'll hear.

590
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000
Okay, Rob, here's the...

591
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Okay, here is the way I took it.

592
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,000
Okay, this is what I thought I should do.

593
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:12,000
These are iconic songs to me that set the tone of the time that it was out.

594
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,000
You see what I mean?

595
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000
It's a classic, Rob.

596
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000
It's still played today.

597
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:23,000
It set the tone for the time of what was going on.

598
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Like a protest song maybe during Vietnam.

599
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,000
You know, it's cornerstone to me.

600
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Just to remind everybody...

601
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Classic goes back 25 years.

602
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,000
A classic car is 25 years old.

603
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
And a classic song is 25 years old.

604
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,000
And that's how classic rock...

605
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,000
So that's the way we're wheeling off this.

606
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,000
I went classic.

607
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Okay, alright, number 15.

608
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000
Queen, Somebody to Love.

609
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
That's a good one.

610
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Yeah.

611
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Like we said, it depends on your taste.

612
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Yep.

613
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:11,000
Number 14, Pink Floyd, Wish You Were Here.

614
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,000
Dude, I'd better not do in your top five.

615
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
The way we talk about that.

616
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000
Well, you would have thought it was in mine, too.

617
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000
Like I said, I thought of this a little differently.

618
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:31,000
They're cornerstone songs that set the whole trend of what was going on.

619
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:37,000
These are songs that other bands looked at, to me, that looked at and said, we need to do that.

620
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,000
These are what I call cornerstone songs.

621
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000
I looked at it differently, Rob.

622
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,000
I understand that you're going from the heart.

623
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000
I decided to do it like this.

624
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000
I think these are cornerstone songs.

625
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Dude, I almost threw some American in there for Sickened Gold.

626
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000
I almost did, too, Rob.

627
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Almost did, too.

628
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,000
Okay, next one.

629
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
Leonard Skinnerd, Tuesday's Gone with the Wind.

630
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000
Oh, awesome. Awesome. Awesome song.

631
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Yeah, that song made everybody turn their head.

632
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,000
That was a head turner.

633
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000
I'm sure Rob is just as simple man as planned to be.

634
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,000
Either one.

635
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,000
Like in my piano.

636
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000
One of them are great, great songs.

637
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
I just didn't want to double up on bands.

638
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000
Oh, I understand that. I didn't either.

639
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,000
You see what I mean?

640
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,000
Yeah, I felt the same way.

641
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000
I'm like, you know, one from each band I felt strong enough.

642
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:36,000
Next one, George Harrison, My Sweet Lord.

643
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:47,000
The feeling and emotion of that song made other bands take notice.

644
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,000
It was a cornerstone at the time and it was also really interesting

645
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,000
because before that, John and Paul had all the love

646
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
and no one really thought about George Harrison that much.

647
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000
He wasn't the greatest guitar player, although good,

648
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:05,000
but he came out with a relatively simple song

649
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,000
with so much emotion and feeling that it made people go,

650
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,000
gosh, you know what, I would like to emulate that right there.

651
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000
Can I say something?

652
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,000
Yeah, sure.

653
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,000
I am shocked you brought that song up.

654
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,000
Why?

655
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:28,000
Because I know you. You're a harder, you're more harder music.

656
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,000
But back when we knew each other.

657
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,000
I still love hard music, but my taste of experience...

658
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:41,000
But I see you're getting into it. The more we talk, I see you. Yeah.

659
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Yeah, yeah.

660
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,000
We're older now. We're getting into another music.

661
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
Let me pull a... I still listen to heavy stuff too.

662
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,000
Let me pull like this. If you eat...

663
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,000
I eat too. I eat too.

664
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,000
If you eat the same sandwich every day, you get bored,

665
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,000
and it doesn't taste that great anymore. You're sick of it.

666
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,000
You have to try other things.

667
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,000
You know, my...

668
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
We've been eating bologna so many days in a row.

669
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Yeah. I never threw away my old music.

670
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
It's just I made room for new music or new to me.

671
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:20,000
And I've always liked these songs, but these are the songs, like I said,

672
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,000
and it's not even necessarily that I loved them that much.

673
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,000
It's what I consider changed the music scene, the landscape of it at the time.

674
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000
Cornerstone songs.

675
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,000
So the next one...

676
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,000
I went off of what meant the most to me.

677
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
Yeah, it's fine. There's no right or wrong here.

678
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Yeah, I know. I know that.

679
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,000
Turn it on, my friend.

680
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000
All righty. Fleetwood Mac, Go Your Own Way.

681
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,000
Hell yeah.

682
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:51,000
That's a great song, and Lindsay Buckingham's solo on that is just insane.

683
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
The bridge that he comes up with is so unique.

684
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000
Dude, dude, dude. That is the ultimate song.

685
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
It's great.

686
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:04,000
That is the song where Stevie Nicks is on stage

687
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:09,000
singing Lindsay Buckingham, waking in his eyes after they broke up.

688
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,000
That is the song.

689
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Yeah, and he was married to Kristy McVie before that. Did you know that?

690
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

691
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000
Yeah, that whole band was...

692
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Yeah, that whole band was there fucking knocking dicks since they broke up.

693
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000
Yeah, it was a mess, but I'll tell you what.

694
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Fleetwood Mac come out with some of the best music ever.

695
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,000
Oh, they really did. They really did.

696
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
And it's disappointing. Well, I know Kristy McVie died,

697
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
which sucks because I would love to see her again.

698
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Yeah, just as last year.

699
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Yeah.

700
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000
But Lindsay Buckingham...

701
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,000
I think I did a report on it, didn't I?

702
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000
You did. Lindsay Buckingham doesn't even talk to the band anymore.

703
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,000
They hate each other, and that's disappointing.

704
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:58,000
Next one. Meatloaf. Two out of three.

705
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000
I consider that a cornerstone song.

706
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:07,000
I think that changed the landscape of music at the time.

707
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
I think that it made people want to emulate that song,

708
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,000
and it set the tone of how America felt at the time.

709
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:21,000
Okay, okay. I see your feelings there, but I could have went with another song from there.

710
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
There's so many. You could have went with a bad out of head one.

711
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,000
No, no, no, no.

712
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,000
Which one?

713
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:32,000
If you're going with that, go with Paradise by the Dashboard Line.

714
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,000
Yeah, that's fine.

715
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:43,000
That lit up many bars. I mean, people danced. Yeah, people got into that.

716
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Okay, well, like I said, there's no right or wrong. This is what I felt.

717
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:51,000
No, no, I understand where you're coming from. I love that song.

718
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,000
I have a huge Meatloaf fan, too.

719
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Okay, the next one, Rainbow All Night Long.

720
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:08,000
That is a great song. That was Graham Bonnet.

721
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,000
Yes, I know.

722
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Yeah, he came in after Ronnie James Dio,

723
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:21,000
and it was when Richie Blackmore wanted to go a little poppier and a little bit more mainstream,

724
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,000
and to me, he hit the nail on the head.

725
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:31,000
That whole album was just so good, and to me, that song is a toe-tapper.

726
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
People hear it. They love it. They recognize it.

727
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:42,000
It really set the trend of what was going on, because America was going harder and poppier, and that's what he did.

728
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Okay, you are correct on that. You are totally correct on that.

729
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:57,000
And they just come out with commercials and shit playing that song, so it brought it on the charts again.

730
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,000
I give that to you. I give that to you.

731
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Okay, next one, Led Zeppelin, In the Evening.

732
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000
Oh, wow.

733
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000
The guitar on that.

734
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
You went deeper. You went deeper.

735
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
The guitar on that.

736
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000
Not everybody knows that song.

737
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,000
The guitar on that, the guitar on that, the guitar on that, the guitar on that.

738
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,000
Just listen to it.

739
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000
I almost went immigrant song.

740
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,000
I got to go with In the Evening.

741
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000
But I changed it to...

742
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,000
Jimmy Page's solo.

743
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000
Yeah.

744
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
He starts off pretty much just smacking his guitar around.

745
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Yeah, yeah.

746
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:46,000
It is just...and the thing is, it fits the song so well.

747
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:53,000
It fits the song so well. He didn't try to do anything complex. He just kind of like, this works right here.

748
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000
Sloppy, kind of smirky guitar.

749
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,000
Yeah, but come on, rock and roll.

750
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
Nope, In the Evening for me.

751
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,000
This is 15 classic rock songs.

752
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000
They have it in the name.

753
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,000
Rock and roll.

754
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,000
Next one, ELO, Evil Woman.

755
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000
Oh, shit.

756
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:20,000
Oh, you went somewhere. Somewhere I should have.

757
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000
It was great. What a song.

758
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,000
Dude, ELO is awesome. I love ELO.

759
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Yep.

760
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Yeah, they got some of the darkest stuff ever.

761
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Next one, John Lennon, Imagine.

762
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,000
I mean, how can you not put that song in?

763
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,000
I am 11.

764
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,000
I got him down further.

765
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,000
Next one...

766
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,000
Actually, that song is one of my karaoke songs, so I can't put it down.

767
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:54,000
That's cool. The next one, Beatles, Let It Be.

768
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,000
Dude.

769
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000
That's a great song.

770
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:05,000
Yeah, you went in a different direction I thought you were going to.

771
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
A little bit more mellow-er than I thought it was going to be, isn't it?

772
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:14,000
I figured you would go...I would go on the mellow edge.

773
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000
Yeah, you went there too.

774
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,000
I listened to all of it, Rob. I got room for that.

775
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,000
I know you do. I know you do. We're not as young as we used to be.

776
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:32,000
Nope. Next one, James Marshall Hendrix, All Along the Watchtower.

777
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:37,000
The Bob Dylan song that he actually did better than Bob Dylan.

778
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,000
Or Dylan or whatever.

779
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000
I knew that was coming. I knew that was coming.

780
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:48,000
And if you don't like All Along the Watchtower, Voodoo Child was really close.

781
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,000
Dude.

782
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:57,000
Oh no, you want Voodoo Child? Watch Voodoo Child with Slash.

783
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:02,000
Next one, CCR, Back Door.

784
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:08,000
That's right, Credence Clearwater Revival.

785
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,000
What?

786
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,000
Looking at my back door.

787
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:19,000
Dude, I did not see this one coming.

788
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,000
It's a cornerstone song.

789
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,000
I did not see this one coming.

790
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
It's a cornerstone song that set the template for music for the next five years.

791
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,000
Oh, it did. It did. It did. It truly did.

792
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:35,000
I did not think I would hear that song coming out of Morris Mouth.

793
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:49,000
This next one, because the emotion, the raw emotion of this song is so powerful and so clear, he wouldn't have to say.

794
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,000
Isn't this your number one?

795
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,000
No, this is number two.

796
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,000
This is number two.

797
00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:03,000
Elton John wouldn't have to say this is funeral for a friend for his great friend John Lennon who was just shot to death.

798
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:13,000
That song, emotion, rings so true and through the world.

799
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,000
I mean, anyone who does it, it's a masterpiece.

800
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,000
It's true art in its greatest form. It's amazing.

801
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Honestly, I almost put John Lennon in it.

802
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,000
Elton John?

803
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:35,000
Elton John in for Piano Man. I almost did.

804
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000
That's a great one too. And finally, I have a tie.

805
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,000
I have a tie for...

806
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Yes?

807
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,000
Oh, you cannot tie for first.

808
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,000
I have a tie for first.

809
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,000
That means I've got to bring somebody else.

810
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000
You don't have to. There's this in the competition, Rob.

811
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000
I'm going to bring somebody else. If you have a tie...

812
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000
Okay, then bring somebody else. It's fine.

813
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,000
What is it? 16? I only brought 15.

814
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,000
Okay, then get another song. That's fine with me.

815
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:13,000
It is a tie. Free. All right now. Slash. Cream. Badge.

816
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000
That is my top 15.

817
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,000
Good.

818
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Yeah.

819
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,000
Good.

820
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000
Yeah, still here.

821
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000
I know you. They're still there.

822
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:35,000
Well, you said dude three times. I'm like, I'm right here.

823
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:40,000
I'm like, no, I'm just bugger speechless because I did not expect those.

824
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:46,000
Like I said, it doesn't mean it's my most loved song.

825
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,000
It's the song that I consider change the landscape of music.

826
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,000
They're cornerstone songs. That's the way I viewed this list.

827
00:51:53,000 --> 00:52:01,000
Okay. Well, I'll tell you what. Change my list around.

828
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,000
Okay.

829
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000
Did you come up with 16? I got a 16.

830
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,000
Okay, that's fine. Come up with another one. That's fine.

831
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000
Anyhow, let's take our second break.

832
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000
Throw in... No, I'm saying right now.

833
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,000
Okay, then do it.

834
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000
Throw in Tiny Dancer by Elton John.

835
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,000
Great, great one. Alright, now we shall take our break.

836
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000
Let's put it... number five.

837
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,000
Number five. Alright.

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839
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841
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863
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864
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865
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866
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867
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868
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872
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Alright. I got some unique Valentine's Day gifts here.

873
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But not what's coming up.

874
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Yes.

875
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,000
So we focus on the...

876
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,000
Yeah we need to be talking about that don't we?

877
00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:00,000
Yeah. Jeffy X sent me a list that's going to be on the next podcast.

878
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:06,000
It is a list of Valentine's Day cards that were denied.

879
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:12,000
Okay well then I need to change. If you're going that way I need to change subjects.

880
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:19,000
Okay. So this is just unique Valentine's Day gifts.

881
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:24,000
This is actually true and this actually came out of several magazines.

882
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:32,000
And this is the trend of what people this year are giving their loved ones for Valentine's Day.

883
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:37,000
First one is custom Valentine playing cards.

884
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:41,000
And those are ones that say, let's say your girl name is Anna.

885
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:45,000
Anna you are the greatest. I love you. Or something like that.

886
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:50,000
Or remember when we sat under the bridge and listened to CCR. You know right?

887
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,000
They're customized.

888
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:58,000
Oh yeah. I wish I knew somebody I used to sit with.

889
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,000
Sit under the bridge and listen to CCR.

890
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,000
I don't know them anymore.

891
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,000
We're too damn old. We moved on.

892
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:15,000
Rob I know. I wouldn't know any of the girls I used to chase around or whatever if they bit me on the fucking leg dude.

893
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Honestly. Honestly.

894
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:22,000
Okay. You remember I mentioned Cady.

895
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:30,000
My old friend. Actually she was my seventh and eighth grade girlfriend.

896
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:35,000
Uh huh. I think I knew that. I think you told me that.

897
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000
We're still friends. We're just friends.

898
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:43,000
Yeah. Yeah. So I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah.

899
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:47,000
I've had this happen to me several times. And these girls.

900
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:53,000
No no. And the reason why we broke up is on my Facebook too.

901
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,000
Oh.

902
00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:02,000
She caught me talking to a younger girl at state land.

903
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:08,000
No. This is crazy. This is crazy shit. I've talked to her about this.

904
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,000
Yeah Joanne.

905
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:18,000
Uh. We were at state land. We were teenagers. Eight grade.

906
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:23,000
And she caught me talking to some younger girl.

907
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,000
Uh huh.

908
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:31,000
Because she was out on the state ring. I was over on the side.

909
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:35,000
But she could see me and I was talking to this younger girl.

910
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:43,000
Well what she didn't know at the time was this younger girl had some dude bother her.

911
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,000
So it was.

912
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000
Jobs taken up with this girl.

913
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:55,000
It was purely innocent and you got hung because you were trying to help this girl out. Wow.

914
00:58:56,000 --> 00:59:02,000
Yeah yeah yeah. She was like three years younger than me. But this dude was bothering her.

915
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,000
Uh huh.

916
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:14,000
So I kind of took up for her and she. We were sitting down talking over on the side at state land you know on the seats.

917
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,000
Oh yeah. Yeah.

918
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,000
We had her skates on. We were over on the seats.

919
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,000
Uh huh.

920
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,000
On the far side. On the far side.

921
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000
Well my girlfriend sees this shit.

922
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,000
Uh huh.

923
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:33,000
Well I didn't get a chance to know what was going on.

924
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,000
Yeah.

925
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000
Well I didn't even know she seen us.

926
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:43,000
So we get up. We go back. You know I get up. I go back skating.

927
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,000
And the song hit me with your best shot.

928
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000
At the editor's plan.

929
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,000
Uh huh.

930
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:56,000
My girlfriend at the time was into that night.

931
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,000
Yeah.

932
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:08,000
Was skating with one of her friends. I come up beside her and I'm like damn it hit me with your best shot. You know skating.

933
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,000
Yeah yeah. I understand.

934
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,000
And she did dude. She laid me out right there on the front floor.

935
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,000
Uh huh.

936
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:23,000
We've talked about this. She's like I can't believe you remember that. I said hell yeah. Can I not forget it.

937
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000
The night we broke up.

938
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,000
That was just your luck too Rob. That was just your luck.

939
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:37,000
Oh dude yeah. But still today that same girl that was over on the sideline.

940
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,000
Uh huh.

941
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:44,000
That's like a little sister is still we're still friends on Facebook.

942
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,000
That's awesome.

943
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,000
We're still like brother and sister. So me and this girl broke up over nothing.

944
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,000
Here's what happens to me Rob.

945
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000
But at the same time she had problems too.

946
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,000
Yeah yeah yeah. Yep.

947
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,000
Okay. Here's what happens to me Rob.

948
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:07,000
These girls I used to think were so fucking cute and nice and all this stuff.

949
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:12,000
They come up to me and they remember me and I don't fucking remember them and I feel horrible about it.

950
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:21,000
And they have to tell me I'm like okay and then you know I just learned to kind of like act like I know them now.

951
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000
And I really feel bad about it but I just don't remember them.

952
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,000
Okay well here's the problem.

953
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,000
Yeah.

954
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:35,000
You're murdered to bow. I'm single. I can remember this shit but nobody comes up to me.

955
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,000
Well I haven't seen one in a long time.

956
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,000
Because I ain't up there.

957
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,000
Well yeah that's true.

958
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:46,000
That's true you're down there way away from where you grew up so you probably would not run into any of them.

959
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,000
Yeah.

960
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:50,000
Yep.

961
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:52,000
I have a girlfriend by now.

962
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,000
Yep.

963
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,000
Well when you move back up there if you do there you go.

964
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000
We'll figure it out.

965
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:05,000
Don't forget how you found this program was because of an ex.

966
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:12,000
Wasn't it with that girl you went out with for a little bit in Belton.

967
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,000
Oh no no no no no no no.

968
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,000
No I called you.

969
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,000
Oh.

970
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,000
I got in touch with you. I just happened to be with her.

971
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000
At the time.

972
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,000
Okay okay.

973
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:32,000
I thought she showed you like I heart and all that stuff.

974
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,000
No no no no no no.

975
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,000
Okay I got it completely wrong Rob.

976
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,000
No.

977
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,000
I talked to you and I started calling you.

978
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,000
Well I remember that.

979
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:48,000
We'd be down at the city market and you'd call in and it was cool.

980
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,000
Yeah yeah yeah.

981
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:54,000
No I had contacted you. I had nothing to do with my ex.

982
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,000
You didn't even know that ex.

983
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:59,000
No I know I didn't. You told me I didn't.

984
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,000
Yeah.

985
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:06,000
Okay next one of the unique Valentine's Day gifts that are the trend for this year.

986
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,000
Custom Valentine's Day socks.

987
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,000
And this is like people's like you can put people's faces on them.

988
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,000
Put their names on them. Whatever.

989
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000
Their genitals maybe. I don't know. Whatever.

990
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,000
I see your shit all the time.

991
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:27,000
Next one is a You Complete Me jigsaw puzzle.

992
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,000
I prefer the Rob Rad Jigsaw puzzle myself.

993
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:35,000
Actually I know a lot of people that do.

994
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,000
Yeah yeah.

995
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:44,000
Yeah the Rob Rad Jigsaw puzzle is the most popular jigsaw puzzle going around.

996
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,000
Oh it's sold off the shelves. We're trying to get more in.

997
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,000
I mean yeah I mean it's crazy.

998
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,000
It's crazy. As soon as we get more in they're gone.

999
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,000
It's on back order.

1000
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:57,000
All I know is I'm making a good chunk of money off of it.

1001
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,000
Oh that's cool. I think it's your loin cloth.

1002
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,000
Yeah I get copyrights off that.

1003
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,000
I think it's your loin cloth.

1004
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:07,000
When you do a jigsaw puzzle signing do you wear your loin cloth?

1005
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,000
I think it's my body.

1006
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,000
That's what it is. It's got to be.

1007
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:22,000
Next one a Bluetooth shower wine holder attaches to a shower and it's a Bluetooth speaker and it has hearts on it.

1008
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:30,000
So you get a Bluetooth that you can take in the shower with a speaker that is a wine holder.

1009
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,000
You listen to music and wine while you shower.

1010
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,000
I just don't need the hearts on it.

1011
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:40,000
No no no no. Mine would be a beer holder though.

1012
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:43,000
A beer holder without hearts on it.

1013
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:49,000
Hey beer holder, wine holder same thing. Same thing dude. Same thing.

1014
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,000
Well one would be a can and one would be a bottle are you sure?

1015
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,000
Yeah.

1016
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,000
Okay. Alright.

1017
01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,000
If you don't hold a bottle it will hold a can.

1018
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:03,000
Okay. Alright. I guess the same thing then.

1019
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:08,000
Just put some over the top of it so the water can't get into it and water down your pit.

1020
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,000
Yeah.

1021
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000
No I agree you have to put it to the side or something but anyhow.

1022
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,000
Trust me. Yeah. I got this.

1023
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:20,000
This next one is funny. It is a cast iron heart shaped dutch oven.

1024
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:26,000
And not the kind that you do whenever you want to fart on somebody and you put their...

1025
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,000
Dude that's the first place I went.

1026
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,000
Those are the cool dutch ovens.

1027
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,000
That's the first place I went.

1028
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,000
Oh speaking of that.

1029
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,000
I forgot about the old dutch oven.

1030
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,000
The Madfarter crop duster.

1031
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,000
I am old school yes.

1032
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,000
I forgot about them.

1033
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,000
The Madfarter crop duster got me again.

1034
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,000
Did he? Yes.

1035
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,000
Dude you got to bust his ass.

1036
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,000
Oh I'm going to catch him. I'm going to catch him.

1037
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,000
Come on dude.

1038
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,000
Because I believe the last thing he said was enjoy my...

1039
01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,000
Hey kitchen who's around you?

1040
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,000
I have been. I have been.

1041
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:07,000
I believe his last comment to me in the email was enjoy my anal nectar loser.

1042
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:09,000
Wasn't that the comment he put in there?

1043
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:11,000
Yes he did.

1044
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000
He needs to come on the show. That's what's funnier now.

1045
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,000
It is. It is.

1046
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,000
Enjoy my anal nectar loser.

1047
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,000
I don't care how much he's egging you on.

1048
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,000
I would welcome him on the show.

1049
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,000
Oh he's having a woohoo on me. That's for sure.

1050
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,000
Dude dude he's whipping all over your ass.

1051
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,000
Oh yeah.

1052
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,000
Not to mention my poor nostrils. Oh my gosh.

1053
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,000
Dude can fuck...

1054
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:37,000
Oh dude. I'm not nodding.

1055
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,000
Now he's not like the farter that I used to work with.

1056
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:46,000
Like used to fart in the job boxes and three weeks later when they opened it the fart would kick everybody's ass when they opened it.

1057
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,000
He's not that good.

1058
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:53,000
Not the guy that I used to work with that his farts lingered for days.

1059
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:55,000
But he still dropped them.

1060
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,000
But they're still pretty bad.

1061
01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:01,000
And he's still getting to you. That's what kills me dude.

1062
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,000
Yeah he is. He knows.

1063
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,000
You're getting old. You're getting old.

1064
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,000
I guess so.

1065
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,000
You would have busted him in a heartbeat.

1066
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,000
I will catch him. I will catch him.

1067
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,000
Alright.

1068
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:17,000
Just pay attention who's around you.

1069
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,000
I have been.

1070
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:23,000
I done told you how to do it but you ain't doing it. You're still going to the bottom floor.

1071
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:26,000
You would have to be.

1072
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:30,000
You'd have to shit on somebody else if you ain't shitting on you.

1073
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:34,000
You'd have to see the layout of what I'm doing with you.

1074
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:37,000
That was our secret here a while back.

1075
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,000
Just so you know fart man.

1076
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:45,000
The next one is a custom romantic drink coaster.

1077
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:52,000
So you could drink a drink off a coaster that has your loved ones face on it or hearts or whatever.

1078
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,000
Or so and so loves so and so.

1079
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,000
Joni loves chochee or something like that.

1080
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,000
No dude that is so sweet.

1081
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,000
That is sweet. I like that one.

1082
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:06,000
It is. I do too. That would probably be the one I did have all these.

1083
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:10,000
His and her matching heart underwear.

1084
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:14,000
I can see that.

1085
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,000
Yep.

1086
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,000
Yep.

1087
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,000
The next one on the list is a heart shaker.

1088
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:25,000
Even though I'm not in a relationship right now I can see that.

1089
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:27,000
I've been in a relationship.

1090
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:36,000
You know Rob. You know when you just don't have the pool to pick from down there is the problem.

1091
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:40,000
There's a lot less people and there's a lot less single people down there.

1092
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:44,000
If you were up here you wouldn't have that problem Rob.

1093
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:49,000
Well no the problem is I ain't looking.

1094
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,000
Oh okay well then there's that.

1095
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:57,000
No I'm not looking. I'm concentrating on myself.

1096
01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,000
Okay that's cool. Good.

1097
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,000
Alright the next one.

1098
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,000
Over a year now.

1099
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:06,000
A heart shaped succulent house plant.

1100
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:11,000
That's pretty interesting. It's cool you ought to see it if you Google it.

1101
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:16,000
It is in the shape of a heart. The leaves and everything and it's pretty cool.

1102
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:21,000
And it's almost like a cactus that's in the shape of a heart.

1103
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:28,000
The next one a book to log all your date nights.

1104
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,000
Which is pretty cool if you think about it.

1105
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,000
Date nights.

1106
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:34,000
Yeah yeah.

1107
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:41,000
My date nights is our podcast nights.

1108
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:47,000
No seriously my date nights is our podcast nights.

1109
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,000
Well I mean last night Bell and I went on a really cool date.

1110
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:56,000
I have nobody in my life. I've got my neighbor but we're just friends.

1111
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,000
Okay.

1112
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:01,000
That's all it is. All that will be.

1113
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:07,000
Something like this would really benefit me because like last night the kids bought us this great show.

1114
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:11,000
At what used to be the American Heartland Theater in Crown Center.

1115
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,000
We went to it. It was fantastic.

1116
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:18,000
And it was called Whiskey Dynamite and it's an aerial show with dancing and singing.

1117
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:22,000
I mean it was just fantastic. That would be great to write into.

1118
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:24,000
That would be great.

1119
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:28,000
That would be great to write in a journal and then remember.

1120
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:30,000
You went to that last night?

1121
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:32,000
Yeah it was last night.

1122
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:34,000
Oh cool.

1123
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,000
Yeah yep.

1124
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,000
And then finally his and her custom figurines.

1125
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:43,000
I love that you can have a little figurine of them.

1126
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,000
No.

1127
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,000
No?

1128
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,000
No.

1129
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,000
Okay.

1130
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:57,000
That says too pussywicked.

1131
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:00,000
I think to me it's a joke.

1132
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:06,000
No not just pussywicked but dickwicked because the woman is coming up with the idea.

1133
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,000
Yeah that's just too much.

1134
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:14,000
I agree with you but I think it would be funny.

1135
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,000
It would be funny.

1136
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:20,000
I mean I'm not looking at it like that.

1137
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:25,000
But if you have people in your house you're showing it off.

1138
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:29,000
And look we got real figurines of each other.

1139
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,000
I would tell everybody.

1140
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:35,000
I would tell everybody yeah I would play the role just to see what they thought.

1141
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:40,000
I'm not doing it. I was just saying I think it's a great idea.

1142
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,000
I don't.

1143
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,000
And just because of the shock.

1144
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:46,000
That's my opinion.

1145
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:51,000
I want the shock value. I want someone to come in and go is that a little Val?

1146
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:53,000
Why yes. Yes it is.

1147
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,000
I just think it would be awesome.

1148
01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:00,000
No it's different. You got Val.

1149
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,000
I don't know anybody.

1150
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,000
You know what Rob.

1151
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:09,000
I have to have a little figurine of an eagle boss.

1152
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:13,000
You know what you're concentrating on yourself Rob and God bless you.

1153
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,000
That's what you need to do right now.

1154
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:17,000
You know.

1155
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,000
I'm helping to help the show.

1156
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:21,000
I'm helping to help the show.

1157
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:23,000
There's nothing wrong with what you're doing.

1158
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:26,000
You're doing fine Rob. I mean you know.

1159
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,000
There's nothing wrong.

1160
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:32,000
All righty. Well we are way over our time limit.

1161
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,000
Yeah we are.

1162
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,000
Anyhow all right everybody. Thank you for listening.

1163
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:39,000
Have a great night.

1164
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:43,000
Good night everybody. We'll catch you tomorrow night.

1165
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,000
Yep. Oh and by the way tomorrow night.

1166
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,000
Yeah.

1167
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:57,000
Right now as we speak the WWE is having their Royal Rumble.

1168
01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:59,000
Oh good we're going to wrestle.

1169
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:06,000
We will have a Rob's Rasslin' Roundup tomorrow night.

1170
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:08,000
Yay.

1171
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,000
I love these.

1172
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:12,000
That's what I've been waiting on.

1173
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:16,000
Every other story I've read is speculation on what's going to happen.

1174
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:21,000
I do not want to give my reports over speculation.

1175
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:23,000
There you go.

1176
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,000
Because I don't know what's going to happen.

1177
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:27,000
Rob that's what makes you a true journalist.

1178
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:32,000
Is because you wait and you wait until the true facts come out.

1179
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:37,000
You're a true journalist Rob. You are fantastic.

1180
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,000
I try.

1181
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:42,000
All right anyhow everybody have a great night. Thank you.

1182
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,000
Good night everybody.

1183
01:13:57,000 --> 01:14:00,000
Hey where did everybody go? We're the douchebags.

1184
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,000
Douchebags? Hmm.

1185
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:04,000
Oh my god someone took a dump in the corner.

1186
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,000
Oh geez.

1187
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:10,000
Ugh I'm glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back.

1188
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:29,000
Phew man that smells.