1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,080 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue 2 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:19,720 waters of the Missouri River, it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone Podcast. 3 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:25,480 And now it's time for the Daily Douchebag Pledge. 4 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:31,760 Two Douchebags and a Microphone Pledge, I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to download 5 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:32,920 every show. 6 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:38,960 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to grab family members phones and download the 7 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:40,280 show from there. 8 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:46,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to go to public computers and download the show 9 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,160 from there. 10 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:53,080 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to laugh at all the unfunny jokes. 11 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:59,080 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise 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00:01:52,960 But my mom told me to not burn trash. 26 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:53,960 Hello, this is Satan. 27 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:54,960 You might know me from my pet name, Inflate. 28 00:01:54,960 --> 00:02:11,340 I am the 29 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:27,240 One and Only Satan. 30 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:30,340 I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to two douchebags 31 00:02:30,340 --> 00:02:31,360 and microphone by a nice warm fire at night. 32 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,360 I sit there and reflect on all the souls I've burned that day. 33 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:57,440 Hello everybody, this is Two Douchebags and Microphone. 34 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:02,640 Just right after the championship game and the second championship game is going on. 35 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:07,760 And most of you probably know, our beloved Chiefs are going to the Super Bowl again. 36 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:11,720 This will be back to back in all the naysayers. 37 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,760 All the naysayers, which was plenty of them. 38 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:18,880 We're all, oh yeah, Kansas City offense needs an identity. 39 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,360 They have an identity crisis. 40 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:21,840 Oh, it's broken. 41 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,320 It can't be fixed. 42 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:24,760 Oh yeah. 43 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,560 You know, everyone predicted death. 44 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,920 They came out and played today. 45 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,040 And they've been playing. 46 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:35,200 They played three solid games in a row to get where they're at. 47 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:38,680 And I expect them to do the same in the Super Bowl. 48 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:48,880 But I very poorly, very poor execution on my part and very poor planning. 49 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:52,640 I'm actually going to be watching the first part of the Super Bowl in air coming back 50 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:58,080 to Kansas City from Galveston when the cruise is over the next day. 51 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:01,360 So it's going to be a first for me. 52 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:04,080 Super Bowl in a plane on my phone. 53 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,360 Will be interesting. 54 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,400 Yeah. 55 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,960 It better be a plane that offers Wi-Fi. 56 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:11,960 If not, I'm fucked. 57 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,120 Yeah, you will be. 58 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,720 So anyhow, that is my plan. 59 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:22,080 Wait, about the time we take off, it'd be about 10 minutes before the game. 60 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:24,280 So I'm thinking about the Red River. 61 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:26,760 I'm going to watch the kickoff. 62 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,840 Oh no, no, no, no. 63 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:30,840 That's Houston. 64 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:31,840 No, I, okay. 65 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:35,960 I stand corrected. 66 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:41,760 About the Texas Statue of Liberty, Sam Houston. 67 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:48,560 About the Sam Houston statue, North of Houston, I'll be watching the kickoff. 68 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:49,880 Hopefully. 69 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:54,680 So anyhow, let's see. 70 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:58,520 Well the game Detroit and San Francisco is tied up at 24. 71 00:04:58,520 --> 00:04:59,520 Yeah, yeah. 72 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:03,240 It's getting to be a pretty good game. 73 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:06,920 The second half, San Francisco woke up. 74 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:07,920 Yeah. 75 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:08,920 Well, you know what? 76 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:12,880 They are probably the better team. 77 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:19,080 So anyhow, we're very happy the Chiefs have done it again. 78 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:23,640 And very happy to piss a lot of people off. 79 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,000 Yeah. 80 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,520 Yeah. 81 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:28,960 I've got to start this off. 82 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:34,800 We got a lot of stuff coming up in this program, including the start of round three of the 83 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:35,800 Harry Aso Olympics. 84 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:36,800 Round four. 85 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:37,800 Oh, it's round four. 86 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:38,800 Round four. 87 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:39,800 Okay, sorry. 88 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:40,800 Rob's got it. 89 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:41,800 I don't. 90 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:42,800 Okay, Rob is on it. 91 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:43,800 I'm not. 92 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:47,760 Okay, this is straight from Topher's desk. 93 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:52,160 I called him after the game and he had something that he wanted to convey out there. 94 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:57,120 And then I watched it because I came home right after the game was over. 95 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:01,560 I got home and I got to watch it, rewatch it, and fast forward through all Jake from 96 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,020 State Farm stuff. 97 00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:04,020 So it was great. 98 00:06:04,020 --> 00:06:08,680 Anyhow, I found out at work right before I left that the Chiefs had won. 99 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:13,320 And because the break room was going insane, so I kind of figured everyone's like screaming 100 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:14,320 and screaming. 101 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:15,920 I'm like, hmm, wonder what's... 102 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,400 No, I know what's going on. 103 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,000 So anyhow, I was kind of relieved. 104 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,360 And anyhow, people came out and started hugging everybody. 105 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:22,720 Hey, we did it again. 106 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:28,480 So anyhow, on the way home, I called Topher and discussed a couple of things with him. 107 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:32,660 And he has a straight from Topher's desk that he wants on this podcast. 108 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:33,720 And this happened during the game. 109 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:39,040 I came back and I started the game over and started watching it. 110 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,160 And this is early in the game. 111 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:44,480 There was a holding call. 112 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:47,960 And the crowd in Baltimore thought it was bullshit. 113 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:50,680 So they started chanting bullshit. 114 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:52,920 So all of a sudden you hear a clip. 115 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:54,360 All you hear is bullshit. 116 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:55,360 And you hear a clip. 117 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:58,520 And you hear a crowd noise, but no bullshit. 118 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:07,480 That is canned crowd noise that they put in there because they don't want their announcers, 119 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:11,240 their commentators having to scream over the audience. 120 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:16,080 And they probably kind of perfected this fake audience deal, maybe during COVID, because 121 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,280 remember there are piping in noises then. 122 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,280 Right, right. 123 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:20,280 Yeah. 124 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,320 And Topher brought this up. 125 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:25,440 And sure enough, you hear a boosh. 126 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:28,640 And then you hear crowd noise, but nothing. 127 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:33,120 But you could tell the clipping in it, it was a different crowd noise than what was 128 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,120 going on. 129 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:38,240 It was loud and crazy, but just slightly different to where you could tell when the clipping, 130 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:43,800 they clipped to a pre-recorded segment of the crowd noise. 131 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:46,800 That way they didn't have to air bullshit. 132 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:50,320 And Tony Romo and Jim Nance, they didn't have to ruin their voice. 133 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:53,040 I mean, Tony Romo's voice is bad enough. 134 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,720 So Topher wanted everyone aware of that. 135 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:56,720 It's early in the game. 136 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:59,680 It's the first holding call, I believe. 137 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:04,280 And anyhow, and it was on Baltimore, obviously. 138 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,840 And Baltimore didn't think so. 139 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:08,640 So anyhow, there it is. 140 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:11,560 So thank you for bringing it to our attention, Topher. 141 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:12,560 Yeah, yep, yep. 142 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:13,560 I've got some other straight- 143 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,560 I've got to stop my mid. 144 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:20,200 Well, I didn't say it at first, and I probably would have missed it if he wouldn't have suggested 145 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,600 it when I talked to him on the way home. 146 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:29,600 So anyhow, so we're happy. 147 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:34,200 Chief's going back to the Super Bowl. 148 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:37,120 Everything is right in the Kansas City world. 149 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:43,520 I guess we're going to be getting some crab cakes from Baltimore via our little trade 150 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:46,640 and our little bet there. 151 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:52,680 So yeah, so City Hall of Kansas City will be receiving crab cakes from Baltimore. 152 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:53,680 And I would need them. 153 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:55,600 I would imagine they asked them up. 154 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,600 Wouldn't you think? 155 00:08:58,600 --> 00:08:59,600 I don't know. 156 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,600 Oh, come on. 157 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:01,600 They'd ask them up. 158 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:02,600 They'd ask them up. 159 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:06,240 Yeah, but they'd have to do a little something, too. 160 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:08,560 Yeah, they're not going to let that fly. 161 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:11,800 Take our team out of the Super Bowl. 162 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:14,960 They're going to ass up every one of those crab cakes. 163 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,640 So anyhow, enjoy them, City Hall. 164 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,000 Enjoy them, Mayor Lucas. 165 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,480 Enjoy your assy crab cakes. 166 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:27,280 So I would like to start off with something interesting here. 167 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:30,720 We have been reporting we're big, big Mars fans, right? 168 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:32,320 Right, right. 169 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:37,920 And we've been constantly talking about the lawsuits and how we're on Mick's side and 170 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,240 he's got new music that's excellent out. 171 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:46,560 Well, before this, Mick recorded several songs with John Karabi, the replacement singer for 172 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:48,400 Vince Neil for one album. 173 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:54,000 And then they had to bring Vince back because the Motley Crue self-titled album flopped. 174 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,160 And I went to the tour. 175 00:09:56,160 --> 00:10:01,240 And the Sandstone at the time, now I don't know what it is. 176 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:08,360 Sandstone Theater, Amphitheater in Bonner Springs, Kansas, holds about, would you say, 177 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,880 15 to 16 thousand, right? 178 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,600 Roughly, yeah. 179 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:13,760 Yeah, roughly. 180 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:16,320 There was barely three thousand people there. 181 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,840 Oh, wow. 182 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:18,840 Yeah. 183 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,120 And I was in one of the suites. 184 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,640 A friend of mine had a suite. 185 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:24,920 Otherwise, I would went down the front row because they were letting everybody come up. 186 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:27,120 They're like, guys, come on, come on. 187 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,800 Everyone back there in the lawn. 188 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:33,360 They're like, you know, the guys are like motioning, come on, man, just get up here. 189 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:39,080 Because Motley Crue, I think, asked for it because that way they were kind of like, you 190 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,480 know, everybody bunching up. 191 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:43,800 It kind of be like a real crowd, you know. 192 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,720 So anyhow, everybody came up, but I was in the suite. 193 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,600 So I was like, I ain't doing this. 194 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,960 I'm going to stay in here and watch it. 195 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,440 Typo negative opened up. 196 00:10:53,440 --> 00:11:00,720 So anyhow, John Karabi briefly lead singer Motley Crue. 197 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:01,720 Great album. 198 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:05,240 It just should have been called something else besides Motley Crue. 199 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,240 Agreed? 200 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:07,240 Right. 201 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:08,240 OK. 202 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:11,500 So it flopped and they had to bring Vince back. 203 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:16,520 So Mick Morris recorded several songs with John Karabi for a solo album. 204 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:20,560 This is quite a few years ago when he said he was going to do a solo album. 205 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:24,400 And I believe it's probably been about seven or eight years since he announced he was doing 206 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,680 a solo album. 207 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,680 And now that he's out of Motley Crue, he can do one. 208 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:35,240 So he is speaking about one particular song because he expressed that he was not going 209 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:39,340 to release any of the songs because he thought they were inferior quality. 210 00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:40,920 He said that he got duped by somebody. 211 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:41,920 It wasn't John Karabi. 212 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,840 It was somebody else. 213 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:46,160 And he said, it's just not good music. 214 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,520 But there's one song. 215 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:54,080 In a recent interview with Chris Aiken Presents, Motley Crue guitarist Mick Morris was asked 216 00:11:54,080 --> 00:12:00,000 if any of the songs he recorded seven years ago with former Motley Crue singer John Karabi 217 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,440 will eventually see the light of day. 218 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:06,160 He responded as transcribed by blabbermouth.net. 219 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,120 They are awesome. 220 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,040 There's maybe one song. 221 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:15,960 If I redid it, it's Give Me Blood, which would be perfect for like, say, wrestling. 222 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:20,040 But right now, I'm just going to kind of leave them where they are. 223 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:25,680 And one day if I decide to dig them out, then that's what will happen. 224 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:30,440 But right now, I'm on a whole different kind of a way of thinking, I guess. 225 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:37,000 Last month, Mick Morris addressed Karabi's absence from the guitarist's upcoming debut 226 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:44,720 album, The Other Side of Mars, telling, you know what, that's good enough. 227 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:52,680 So anyhow, I don't think anyone really gives a shit about who Mick Morris told it to first, 228 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:53,680 do they? 229 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,680 No, not really. 230 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:56,680 Okay. 231 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,560 Well, anyhow, there you go. 232 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:04,200 Mick Morris might release a song or two from that. 233 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,480 And I'm hoping because I'm a John Karabi fan. 234 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:15,760 And I was a John Karabi fan with Motley Crue's self-titled album, but I'll be the first to 235 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,600 admit it was not a Motley Crue album. 236 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:21,440 A Motley Crue album is what Vince Neil's, just like now with John V, it's not Motley 237 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,080 Crue. 238 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:30,240 So these elements in the band are so important that it has to be those four, otherwise it's 239 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,800 not Motley Crue. 240 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:41,120 So I'm a fan of that album, it's just I don't view it as Motley Crue, so I would love to 241 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,560 hear Mick Morris's music that he did with John Karabi. 242 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:47,560 I bet you it would be right up my alley and I bet you it would be something that I loved. 243 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:54,040 So anyhow, Rob, you got something you want to speak about? 244 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:59,000 Well, I have Rob's grassland roundup. 245 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,960 Okay, hang on. 246 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:04,200 Just take us a little break and we'll come back with your grassland roundup. 247 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,200 That sound good? 248 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:07,400 Yeah, it's gonna be a little late, human. 249 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,400 Okay. 250 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:11,840 All right, we'll be right back with Rob Radd's grassland roundup, bitches. 251 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:12,840 Hang tight. 252 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:13,840 Next up, Things Overheard in Hell. 253 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:14,840 Dishwater has the top 10 spots on Billboard Hot 100. 254 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:15,840 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 255 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:37,440 Hmph, how do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 256 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:44,400 Huh, I may never know. 257 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:48,040 The apocalypse just happened. 258 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:52,160 You don't know what to do. 259 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:55,160 You don't know where to go. 260 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,160 But we can tell you what you can eat. 261 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,280 Hi all, this is Mark here. 262 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:01,960 I'm usually the one telling you what to eat during an apocalypse. 263 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:05,440 Well, this time I decided to go the other way. 264 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:09,320 You ever consider just going to ground zero and saying fuck it? 265 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:14,260 Do you really want to be the guy running around looking for radioactive deer, guessing whether 266 00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:16,520 water is not contaminated or not? 267 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,440 No food, no shelter, no nothing. 268 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:23,560 Oh no, there's a strong argument that says, you know what, let's just go to ground zero 269 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:26,240 and see what's for us after. 270 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:29,240 Just a thought. 271 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:35,800 Next up, Things Overheard in Hell. 272 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:36,800 Spam. 273 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,800 With Spam Hopper tonight. 274 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,160 How yummy. 275 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:46,880 When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water, because nobody likes 276 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:47,880 a stinky asshole. 277 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:54,880 Now, from this underground bunker in Camden in Missouri, stocked full of dried guts, canned 278 00:15:54,880 --> 00:16:03,880 food, and a couple of vibrating toys, is ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Ratt. 279 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:13,000 When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong room. 280 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:24,520 Now we go to Rob Ratt's Rasslin' Roundup, the Rasslin' Rundown for the week. 281 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:25,520 All right, we are back. 282 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,280 Two douchebags and microphone, I'm Mark. 283 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,280 And I am Rob. 284 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,000 All right, welcome back. 285 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,640 Rob, the floor is yours. 286 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,160 All right. 287 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:49,720 Well last night, Saturday, was the WWE's 37th Annual Royal Rumble. 288 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:54,840 It took place in St. Petersburg, Florida, at the Tropicana Field. 289 00:16:54,840 --> 00:17:00,360 There was 48,044 people in attendance. 290 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:06,680 Yeah, this was an awesome pay-per-view. 291 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:07,680 It really was. 292 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:08,680 Okay. 293 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:15,400 There was a lot of action, a lot of great talent, because in this one, they got to mix 294 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:19,320 Raw with SmackDown with NXT. 295 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,320 Oh, nice. 296 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:28,360 Plus, they had some other people come in from TNA and AEW. 297 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,600 Oh, it was great, man. 298 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,080 A lot of action. 299 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,080 A lot of action. 300 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:40,200 It sounds like whoever took over, you said who took over for Vince McMahon and company. 301 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:44,920 Was it his daughter or something, or something like that you said? 302 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:48,000 It's actually Triple H runs it. 303 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:52,040 Well, he's doing a fantastic job, in my opinion. 304 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,040 Okay. 305 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:58,640 They have combined with, oh crap, who is it? 306 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,640 I can't remember the name. 307 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,640 Somebody else. 308 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:06,560 Now they're really building it. 309 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,560 Really building it. 310 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,560 Excellent. 311 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:16,680 They're getting a lot of talent back in, and a lot of new talent. 312 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,160 Some of this new talent is phenomenal. 313 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,160 Good. 314 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,160 Good. 315 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:26,880 Very athletic, very awesome, entertained. 316 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:34,080 Well, I mean, they've always incorporated the Japanese and the Mexican or Hispanic style. 317 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,080 Oh, yeah. 318 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,080 Yeah. 319 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,360 It's always been great. 320 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:45,720 The Japanese were more acrobatic, and the Mexican or Hispanic ones were... What would 321 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:46,720 you say? 322 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:47,720 They're Lucha Libre. 323 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:48,720 Yeah, Lucha Libre. 324 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:57,560 They're just fast, action-packed, high flying. 325 00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,800 They're very good in their sequences. 326 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,760 They put everything into it. 327 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:02,760 It's nonstop. 328 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,760 It's fantastic to watch. 329 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:05,760 So, okay, so they're... 330 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:10,760 Yeah, that's where you get flying off the top row and all kinds of stuff. 331 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,480 Oh, I love it. 332 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:13,480 It's great. 333 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,480 Okay. 334 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:24,200 Well, to kick the show off, Pat McCaffey made a comeback. 335 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,440 The old football star... 336 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:30,480 Yeah, he's got a podcast that does really well. 337 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:31,480 Yeah. 338 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:35,440 Well, he came back to commentate once again. 339 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,440 Wow. 340 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,440 Okay. 341 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:42,960 He's been known in the WWE to come in and commentate. 342 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,000 He's even gotten into matches and stuff. 343 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000 Okay, cool. 344 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,960 I was unaware. 345 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:49,960 That's cool. 346 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:50,960 Yeah. 347 00:19:50,960 --> 00:20:01,040 Well, the first match of the evening was the 30-woman Royal Rumble match. 348 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:07,800 The way the match starts, it is two people enter the ring. 349 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,240 They start the match. 350 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:15,800 Every 90 seconds, a new wrestler comes in. 351 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:16,800 Oh. 352 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,800 Every 90 seconds. 353 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,160 Am, am, am. 354 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:25,800 Hunter Hirsat Hemsley, is he in charge of the scripts and all that? 355 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:26,800 Is he... 356 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:30,800 He is in charge of the daily operation. 357 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,800 He is the COO. 358 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:33,800 Okay. 359 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:38,400 Then I think he is doing a fantastic job just hearing what's going on. 360 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:42,240 So go ahead. 361 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:47,040 The way you get eliminated is you have to go over the top rope. 362 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,040 Oh, even better. 363 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,040 And your feet hit the floor. 364 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,040 Nice. 365 00:20:52,040 --> 00:21:02,320 You could go over the top rope and catch yourself on the side of the ring and go back in. 366 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,480 But if your feet hit the floor, you're eliminated. 367 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,440 You're out. 368 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,040 You go home. 369 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,040 Okay. 370 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,040 Okay. 371 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:20,160 The first two to enter the women's match, Natalia, which is Bret Hart's niece. 372 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,160 Didn't know that. 373 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,160 She was part of the Hart family. 374 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,840 Oh, I'll be damned. 375 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:26,840 And Naomi. 376 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:30,520 Naomi just came back. 377 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:36,720 She had went to TNA and she was under the name Trinity. 378 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,160 She gets also Jimmy Uso's wife. 379 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,160 Oh, wow. 380 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,160 She made a comeback. 381 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,160 Okay. 382 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:47,160 And she put on a show. 383 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,160 Cool. 384 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:56,120 And then the first one in after the match started was Bailey from Damage Control. 385 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,120 Okay. 386 00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:06,880 And then as a surprise, the number 19 can't come, Nia Jax is back. 387 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:09,880 Big bad Nia Jax. 388 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,880 Oh, nice. 389 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:12,880 Yeah. 390 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:13,880 Great touch. 391 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:22,960 In 2019, Nia Jax competed in the men's and women's world rumble. 392 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:23,960 Oh. 393 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:24,960 In one night. 394 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:25,960 Wow. 395 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,080 She is all in one to ever do that. 396 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,080 That's one tough chick. 397 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,080 Oh, yeah. 398 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:35,080 She's a force to be reckoned with. 399 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:38,880 She's been known to hurt people. 400 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,320 Sounds like it. 401 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:46,440 And number 28 was Jade Cargill. 402 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,440 Okay. 403 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:53,560 She is, this was her first WWE match. 404 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:59,520 She is pretty much the number one star after female wrestling. 405 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:00,520 Wow. 406 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,520 Anybody that can sign her will. 407 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:04,520 Okay. 408 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:05,520 Yeah. 409 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:16,200 She came in, eliminated Nia Jax, which by the way, Nia Jax eliminated eight people while 410 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,200 she was in there. 411 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,200 Okay. 412 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,200 Wow. 413 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,200 Yeah. 414 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,200 She, like I said, she's a force. 415 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,200 She's going to get the title again, right? 416 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,200 Oh, yeah. 417 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,200 She'll be back. 418 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,200 She'll be back. 419 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,200 Yeah. 420 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,200 Okay. 421 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:34,120 And then Liv Morgan returned after having shoulder surgery. 422 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:37,120 Shoulder surgery. 423 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,120 Yeah. 424 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:44,200 From injury by Rhea Ripley, the women's champion. 425 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,200 Okay. 426 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:51,880 Well, Bayley eliminated Liv Morgan for the win. 427 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:57,280 Bayley was in the match one hour, three minutes and three seconds. 428 00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:02,920 Rob, I got a question really quick, really quick on a different note. 429 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:06,360 Did you, did you script this or are you doing this from just your memory? 430 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:12,440 Actually, I sat down and watched the whole pay-per-view today and took notes. 431 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,440 I knew it. 432 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,440 I could, I could tell. 433 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,440 Go ahead. 434 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:16,440 Yeah. 435 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:21,560 These are the violent, violent things I took just from watching the match. 436 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,040 I'm telling you, it really helps you as a podcaster. 437 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,040 It really does. 438 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,040 Okay. 439 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,040 Anyhow, go ahead. 440 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,040 Sorry. 441 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:39,480 And that allows Bayley to go on to WrestleMania to face Rhea Ripley for the women's championship. 442 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:40,480 Nice. 443 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,480 Okay. 444 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:46,680 Second match of the evening. 445 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,920 It was a fatal four-way match. 446 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:50,920 Okay. 447 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:57,400 It was 14-time world champion Randy Orton. 448 00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,400 He's still around? 449 00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,400 Yeah. 450 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,400 He just came back. 451 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,400 Okay. 452 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:06,560 He had shoulder injuries too. 453 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:07,560 Okay. 454 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:13,360 Versus AJ Styles, the phenomenal one. 455 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:14,360 Yep. 456 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:17,360 Versus LA Knight. 457 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:28,280 Versus the universal heavyweight champion Roman Reigns, who has held the title for 1,245 458 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,280 days. 459 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,280 Wow. 460 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,720 Three and a half years. 461 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,720 That's a long time to have a title. 462 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:44,880 The thing is, all three of these other stars, Randy Orton, AJ Styles, and LA Knight, have 463 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:52,120 been taken out by the bloodline, which is Roman Reigns and his family. 464 00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:58,760 Yeah, because they're cousins. 465 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,760 They look a lot alike too. 466 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,760 Yeah, they do. 467 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:09,640 Solo Sakoa, one of his cousins, stole the match and Randy Orton, he'd come in and pull 468 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,640 the ref out of the ring. 469 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,640 Oh, that old gang. 470 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:15,640 Yeah. 471 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,640 Okay. 472 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:17,640 Yeah. 473 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:25,000 Then he took out LA Knight and AJ Styles and Randy Orton. 474 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000 Yeah. 475 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:34,080 But Roman Reigns ended up being in AJ Styles for the win and retained his title. 476 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,120 You see, I like AJ Styles. 477 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:39,760 I wouldn't mind seeing him do it. 478 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:43,840 He is becoming a lone wolf. 479 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:50,640 You did not see his friends tonight. 480 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,640 He's been kind of distancing himself. 481 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:58,680 He stokes it in on the title. 482 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:02,520 Well, I would like to see him get it myself. 483 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:06,800 There's something about him that is really believable that I really like. 484 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:11,600 Do you feel the same way? 485 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:12,600 Me too. 486 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:13,600 Okay. 487 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:18,920 Third match of the evening. 488 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:24,720 It was Kevin Owens versus Logan Paul for the United States Championship. 489 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:25,720 Okay. 490 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,160 With Logan Paul Holtz. 491 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,840 I'm kind of unfamiliar with these two. 492 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:31,840 Okay. 493 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:39,320 Kevin Owens is a Canadian who has wrestled all his life. 494 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:42,560 Logan Paul started out as a YouTuber. 495 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,200 He's only been wrestling for a year and a half. 496 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,200 Wow. 497 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,680 And he holds the title. 498 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:52,440 He keeps getting handed matches. 499 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:58,560 So Kevin Owens is a little upset over it. 500 00:27:58,560 --> 00:27:59,560 Okay. 501 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,800 All the official rules. 502 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:11,120 It was a submission or a pinfall. 503 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:24,960 Kevin Owens ends up being the first person to kick out of Logan Paul's right hand punch, 504 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:29,560 which his hand is made out of titanium. 505 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,720 Oh, wow. 506 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,560 So yeah. 507 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:39,600 So you got to watch out for his right hand. 508 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:43,280 And Kevin Owens actually kicked out of it. 509 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:47,920 And then a bunch of other wrestlers come down and started messing around. 510 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:51,960 Austin Theory slipped Logan Paul brass knuckles. 511 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:59,920 Kevin Owens got the brass knuckles from him and hit Logan Paul with them and went for 512 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:05,920 the pin, but the ref spotted the knuckles on Kevin Owens' hand. 513 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,000 So Kevin Owens got disqualified. 514 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000 Oh, wow. 515 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:17,840 Well, it's not the first time Logan Paul has used these brass knuckles, especially on Kevin 516 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:18,840 Owens. 517 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,840 Okay. 518 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:20,840 Okay. 519 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,840 This is kind of payback. 520 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:24,840 Okay. 521 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:25,840 Okay. 522 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:30,400 And then the final match of the night. 523 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:31,400 Uh-huh. 524 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:35,320 The men's 30-man battle royal. 525 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,320 I should have guessed. 526 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:50,720 Winner of this match has the choice of taking on either Seth Rollins or Roman Reigns for 527 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,920 their title at WrestleMania. 528 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:53,920 Wow. 529 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:54,920 Okay. 530 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,920 Seth Owens what title? 531 00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:04,720 Oh, which one is it? 532 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,760 Roman Reigns is the world championship. 533 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:09,760 I forget. 534 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:10,760 Okay. 535 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:11,760 That's fine. 536 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:16,520 Roman Reigns is the universe or the oh shit. 537 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:20,480 See, you got me in a blank here. 538 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,480 That's okay. 539 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:22,480 You know what? 540 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:23,480 People look it up. 541 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:24,800 Roman Reigns is the predominant one. 542 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,800 He is the most prolific and the longest. 543 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:28,800 Yeah. 544 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:29,800 Yeah. 545 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:30,800 They take two titles, turn it into one. 546 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:31,800 Yeah. 547 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:38,480 So well to start off this match, it was a shocker. 548 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:39,480 Okay. 549 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:44,960 It was Jey Uso versus his brother Jimmy Uso. 550 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:45,960 Oh. 551 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:49,920 Which Jey Uso has left the bloodline. 552 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:58,960 He went to Monday Night Raw and Jimmy Uso is still with Roman Reigns in the bloodline. 553 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,960 They're twins. 554 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:10,400 So they've been kind of waiting to get their hands on each other. 555 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:14,560 And then at number 20 there was a shocker. 556 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:18,240 A gentleman named Blonde Blake. 557 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,240 Okay. 558 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:25,320 Who happens to be the legendary Scott Steiner's son. 559 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,440 I love all these bloodline stuff that they're doing. 560 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:29,440 This is really cool. 561 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:34,120 Well, here's one note. 562 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,120 Okay. 563 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,840 When Blonde, they clapped him. 564 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:49,080 When Blonde hit the ring, slid under the ropes, he was traveling at 23 mile an hour. 565 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:50,080 Wow. 566 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,080 Yeah, he was. 567 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,080 You see. 568 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:53,080 He's a beast. 569 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,080 He's a beast. 570 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:58,680 You allow me to interject something here, Rob? 571 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,760 Something that I've noticed. 572 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:01,760 Okay. 573 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:06,800 The WWE in particular is doing something I think is incredibly genius. 574 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:07,800 Okay. 575 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,080 I'll give you an example in NFL. 576 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:14,800 Christian McCaffrey is, I forgot his first name, so-and-so McCaffrey that played for 577 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:15,800 Denver. 578 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,120 His son, okay. 579 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,080 Christian McCaffrey plays for San Francisco. 580 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,880 Very, very good player. 581 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:22,880 Dominant player. 582 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,520 Patrick Mahomes. 583 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,920 His dad was a pitcher for the Texas Rangers and a couple other teams. 584 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,480 I forgot what. 585 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:34,720 His son grew up being a ball boy and around this stuff and is probably the best quarterback 586 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,320 in the league. 587 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,240 They're kind of taking that. 588 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:44,760 They're taking these super kids that were raised by these super athletes and letting 589 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:47,520 them loose in it, which I think is a fantastic idea. 590 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:48,520 Yeah. 591 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:55,280 A lot of these superstars are like second and third generation. 592 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,280 Yeah. 593 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,280 I think this is excellent. 594 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:11,920 But then you have other people like seven foot three, 412 pound Nigerian Omos. 595 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:20,280 Last time he was, last year's, or the last little rubble he was in, it took six men to 596 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:25,480 put him over the top rope. 597 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,480 Wow. 598 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:27,480 Yeah. 599 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:34,840 Him and Brom Breaker had quite a few battles during this. 600 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:40,640 And then entrance number 22 was a shocker. 601 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:47,800 They announced Pat McCaffrey. 602 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:52,080 So he actually got up, got in the ring. 603 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,680 He's still in shape. 604 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:54,680 He's still in shape. 605 00:33:54,680 --> 00:34:01,080 And he was, well, he got in the ring and he was being stared down by Omos and Brom Breaker. 606 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:05,560 Oh, they're ready to get the podcast guy, weren't they? 607 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:13,960 He climbed up over the rope and got on out thirds, thought about getting down, climbed 608 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:20,280 back in, looked at him again, said, no, went over the rope, took the floor. 609 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:21,880 He eliminated himself. 610 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,640 He was in for 23 seconds. 611 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:28,880 You know, that is also brilliant. 612 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,560 That's also brilliant, Rob. 613 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:34,840 Pat McCaffrey is the hottest thing on earth right now with the Aaron Rodgers comments 614 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:38,840 and him coming on his show every week and saying outlandish shit. 615 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:43,880 And I mean, Pat McCaffrey is the biggest he's ever been right now. 616 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:47,120 He's got a huge podcast and he's becoming quite a star. 617 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,120 And that's a great idea to interject him into this. 618 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,480 Right, right. 619 00:34:51,480 --> 00:35:01,440 Well, I read a report after this and he said he did not know this was going to happen. 620 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,840 He did not know he was going to be called to the ring. 621 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:05,840 Wow. 622 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:06,840 That's even better. 623 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:11,520 He got up there and looked at him and was like, ah. 624 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,520 No wonder he got the hell out of there. 625 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:14,520 Yeah, yeah. 626 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:22,920 Well, right after he jumped out of there, Braum Breaker eliminated Omos. 627 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:29,480 And as he was finishing eliminating Omos, Dominic Mysterio came over and eliminated 628 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:30,480 Braum Breaker. 629 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:31,480 Okay. 630 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:39,800 Also, also for the first time in 10 years, CM Punk made his first televised match. 631 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,800 Oh, wow. 632 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,800 He hasn't been around for a while, has he? 633 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:48,480 No, he, I think he went to AEW. 634 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,480 Oh, okay. 635 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,160 AEW or TNA, one of the other. 636 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,160 That's where he's been. 637 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:54,160 Okay. 638 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,160 Yeah, he's been gone for 10 years, WWE. 639 00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:58,160 Okay. 640 00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:05,200 Jey Uso lasted 50 minutes and 50 seconds. 641 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,000 Wow. 642 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,680 It come down to CM Punk and Cody Rhodes. 643 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,680 It was a hell of a battle. 644 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,440 Something you should watch. 645 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:24,960 CM Punk said, CM Punk said, Cody Rhodes over his shoulders and was going to give him one 646 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,960 last go to sleep. 647 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:36,800 And Cody Rhodes said, or not Cody, CM Punk said, I did not wait 10 years to lose to Dusty's 648 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:37,800 kids. 649 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,800 Oh. 650 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:54,560 As he went for his finishing move, Cody countered the move and through CM Punk out of the ring, 651 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:58,160 Cody Rhodes wins the Royal Rumble. 652 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,160 Wow. 653 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:06,880 And at the end, Cody Rhodes chose Roman Reigns. 654 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,920 He wants to finish his story. 655 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:10,920 Awesome. 656 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:22,320 And also, by watching all these people together, all the different matches, there's going to 657 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:26,960 be a lot more stories built out of just that one paper. 658 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:32,080 All the different people now have these, hey, you eliminate me, you know. 659 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:35,040 There's going to be a lot more matches. 660 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:42,200 It is fantastic writing and fantastic ideas that have led to this. 661 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:43,800 They are back in the big way. 662 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:44,800 Good for them. 663 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:45,800 All right. 664 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:50,120 Let's take our second break and then we're going to totally switch gears and go to the 665 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:51,120 hairy asshole Olympics. 666 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,120 How does that sound? 667 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,120 Sounds good. 668 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:54,120 All right. 669 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,160 I got my boys revved up. 670 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,360 They're all oiled and they're ready to fucking win. 671 00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,360 All right. 672 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,360 We'll be right back. 673 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:01,360 All right. 674 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:07,520 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 675 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,520 It's strange insults from an alien. 676 00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:11,520 Real hilarious. 677 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:24,520 You have the personality of a soggy newspaper. 678 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:29,440 Somewhere in the heavens, your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little Bebo 679 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,440 is listening to this film. 680 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:35,160 Hey, look, I think we found land. 681 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,160 Oh my God. 682 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,160 I think we're safe. 683 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:38,160 Oh no. 684 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:45,480 It's the island of horrible jokes. 685 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:50,800 What do you call a factory that just makes okay products? 686 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:54,920 A Satis factory. 687 00:38:54,920 --> 00:39:20,040 And now deep thoughts with Mark. 688 00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,200 Two douchebags in a microphone. 689 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,200 More entertaining than a ruptured spleen. 690 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,200 You need protection from fucktards. 691 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,200 You have people coming and fucking with you constantly. 692 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,200 You need answers. 693 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,200 You need solutions. 694 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,200 Smack in the nuts. 695 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,200 That's right. 696 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,200 Smack in the nuts is what you need. 697 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,200 Smack in the nuts. 698 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,200 Get rid of said losers in no time flat. 699 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,200 Smack in the nuts. 700 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,200 Available everywhere, wherever you buy self-defense items. 701 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:42,200 They weren't just a few testimonials. 702 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:45,340 They were a few 703 00:39:45,340 --> 00:39:57,320 testimonials from some satisfied customers. 704 00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,440 Stupid fucksack come to me. 705 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,440 He talk stupid. 706 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,120 He no let me go. 707 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:04,880 Smell like sack of shit. 708 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,480 He speak talk all over. 709 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:07,480 I remember smacking balls. 710 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:08,480 I use shit sack. 711 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:09,480 Shit sack lie on ground. 712 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:10,480 I walk off. 713 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,480 Thank you smacking the balls. 714 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:12,480 You saved me from. 715 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:18,040 Smelly smelly spit. 716 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:21,880 Well I had this stupid son of a bitch come around me. 717 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,840 He would not shut his fucking yap for nothing. 718 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:28,240 He gets up on me and he talks all stupid. 719 00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:29,360 And I didn't know what to do. 720 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,880 I could not shake this motherfucker like a burger. 721 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,920 Then I remember smacking the nuts. 722 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:35,920 I pulled out old smack in the nuts. 723 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:36,920 And that motherfucker went down like a sack of fucking potatoes. 724 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:37,920 Thank you smacking the nuts. 725 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:47,120 You saved me once again from stupid motherfuckers. 726 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,120 Smacking the nuts. 727 00:40:48,120 --> 00:41:02,320 Don't leave home without it. 728 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,560 Two douche bags and microphone on Mark. 729 00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,760 And I am Rob. 730 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:07,760 Alright like promised. 731 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,440 I do have one other note. 732 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:10,440 Oh okay go ahead. 733 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,440 About the wrestler. 734 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,440 Okay. 735 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:19,040 The next pay per view will be a licent elimination chamber. 736 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:28,520 It will be in Perth Australia at the Optimus Stadium February 24th. 737 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:29,920 Cool. 738 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:30,920 Thank you Rob. 739 00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:31,920 You're welcome. 740 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:32,920 Alright. 741 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,880 Well shall we get to the hairy asshole Olympics. 742 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,960 We've been waiting a long time for this. 743 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:38,960 Yeah. 744 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:43,040 I'm actually kind of scared. 745 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:47,000 My boys are all oiled up and they're ready to fucking go dude. 746 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,000 Alright. 747 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:53,840 I brought some new ones but I brought some old ones that I have some faith in. 748 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,040 You know what that's fine because they may win. 749 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:57,160 You never know. 750 00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:01,320 That's a good thing about the hairy asshole Olympics that we discussed is we have save 751 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:02,320 cards. 752 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:03,320 We each have a save card. 753 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,800 We can save one. 754 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,720 And we also have. 755 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:10,080 Do we agree to two wild cards or one? 756 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,120 I say one. 757 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:15,000 Okay one wild card that you can throw in against anybody. 758 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:19,520 So if you're afraid your guy is going to lose you can throw in your ace in the hole whoever 759 00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,800 that might be and go up against said guy. 760 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:30,880 So okay and what this is is we're estimating who has the hairier asshole and we're putting 761 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,880 them off against each other. 762 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,880 So without any fear. 763 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:36,880 One band. 764 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,880 Yeah in one band. 765 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:39,880 Yep. 766 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:40,880 Okay. 767 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,680 My first one here. 768 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:50,920 Captain Caveman. 769 00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:59,680 That's funny because my first one is Bullwinkle. 770 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:03,320 That one might have to go to Topher. 771 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:07,160 Wow. 772 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,840 Right off the bat. 773 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,600 You want to send it to Topher? 774 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,600 Yeah I think we're going to have to. 775 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:17,600 Yeah. 776 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:18,600 Alright. 777 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:22,440 Bullwinkle lives in a, yeah. 778 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,960 Ain't no way he wipes. 779 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:28,520 But there ain't no way Captain Caveman wipes either. 780 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:29,520 No I know. 781 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:30,520 You got me. 782 00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:31,520 I couldn't find a weakness on either one. 783 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:32,520 Wow. 784 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:37,880 This is going to be more interesting than I thought I guess. 785 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:38,880 You know what? 786 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:42,120 We had a long time to think about it and this is what we do. 787 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,120 Yeah. 788 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,120 Okay the next one. 789 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,120 Pigpen. 790 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:53,800 I got John Oates. 791 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,520 John Oates from Hall and Oates? 792 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:57,520 Yes. 793 00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:03,520 I don't remember him being that hairy. 794 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:09,240 Oh yes sir. 795 00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:13,440 Pigpen was really dirty and scruffy. 796 00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:14,440 Yeah. 797 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:19,560 I'm going to say Pigpen not because he's my guy but I just think he'd be hairier. 798 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:20,560 Yeah. 799 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:21,560 No you're right. 800 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:22,560 You're right. 801 00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:23,560 Okay. 802 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:24,560 Alright. 803 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:29,160 Don't we hurt down. 804 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:30,160 I'm smoking a cigar. 805 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,160 I'm sorry. 806 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,160 Alright. 807 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:36,360 Next one I got. 808 00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:39,640 Duluth Trading Cartoon Guy. 809 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,600 I had to bring him back. 810 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:42,800 You brought him back. 811 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,040 I had to. 812 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:47,400 I love that guy and you loved him too. 813 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:48,400 Yes I did. 814 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,000 Yes I did. 815 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:59,920 And my next opponent is Tom Wopat, Luke Dooh. 816 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:00,920 Tom Wopat. 817 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,920 He did have a hairy chest didn't he? 818 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:07,000 Yes he did. 819 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,440 The Luke Trading Guy is definitely hairy. 820 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,040 I got to go Duluth. 821 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,040 Okay. 822 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:13,040 I got to. 823 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:14,040 Alright. 824 00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:15,040 Here we go. 825 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:16,040 Alright. 826 00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:22,080 Next one up. 827 00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:25,080 Jerry Garcia. 828 00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:29,440 Burt Reynolds. 829 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,760 Oh. 830 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:34,160 I think Burt takes that. 831 00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:35,160 Burt without a doubt. 832 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,160 Yeah I think so too. 833 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,160 Yep. 834 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,160 Alright. 835 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,160 Jerry Garcia. 836 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,400 You can go back to being dead. 837 00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,720 We're sorry to bother you. 838 00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:48,200 My next one I'm really proud of dude. 839 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:51,200 Chris Stapleton. 840 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:56,200 Oh damn. 841 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:59,720 That guy is as hairy as they come dude. 842 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:01,760 Well. 843 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,760 I can't believe we left him out. 844 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:07,360 My next one is Terry Bradshaw. 845 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:08,360 Chris Stapleton. 846 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:15,640 Although I do love Terry Bradshaw but not against Chris Stapleton. 847 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,560 Alright no you're right. 848 00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:22,400 You're right Chris Stapleton takes that one. 849 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,640 Next one is Don Stark. 850 00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:26,800 And if you want to know who Don Stark is. 851 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:27,800 You ever watch that set? 852 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:28,800 I know who he is. 853 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:29,800 I know who he is. 854 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:30,800 Okay. 855 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:31,800 Explain. 856 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:32,800 Okay. 857 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,440 It's that 70's show. 858 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,040 It's Donna's dad. 859 00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:41,960 The guy with the horrible perm and he used to have his chest unbuttoned with chest hair 860 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,840 poking out everywhere. 861 00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:45,000 Yep. 862 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,680 That is Don Stark. 863 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:54,000 Well I have Robin Williams. 864 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,680 Oh. 865 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:59,440 I don't know. 866 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:03,240 Okay Robin Williams is very hairy. 867 00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:05,440 So is Don Stark. 868 00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:06,440 Yes. 869 00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:07,440 Hmm. 870 00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:11,160 Want to send that to Topher? 871 00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,160 Actually. 872 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:16,280 I think I'm going to have to give it to Don Stark. 873 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,280 Alright. 874 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:18,280 I think he slightly edges in. 875 00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:24,240 If it was a better guy he would have a harder time bending over the white. 876 00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:26,480 Oh great point Rob. 877 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:27,480 Thank you. 878 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:28,480 Yep. 879 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:29,480 Yeah. 880 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:30,480 You just solved it for me. 881 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:31,480 That does it. 882 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:32,480 Cool. 883 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:33,480 Um. 884 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:34,840 Next one up. 885 00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:40,960 Dennis Rodman. 886 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,400 Denver Pile. 887 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,720 Denver Pile wins. 888 00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:51,960 Because it's kind of hard to tell if Dennis Rodman has a whole lot of asshole hair. 889 00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:58,720 He's so weird he might wax it. 890 00:47:58,720 --> 00:47:59,720 You know what? 891 00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:01,000 I'll win this weird ass. 892 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,000 Yeah. 893 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,960 So I think mine is less provable than Denver Pile so I'm going to have to probably go with 894 00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:06,960 Denver Pile. 895 00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:07,960 What do you think? 896 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:08,960 Alright. 897 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,800 Dennis Rodman thank you for competing. 898 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:18,640 Go back to being an obnoxious asshole at Ocean Manor Resort in Fort Lauderdale. 899 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,240 And I say that because I watched him in action down there. 900 00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:22,240 Tool bag in my opinion. 901 00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:23,240 I know you have. 902 00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:24,240 Yeah. 903 00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:25,240 I get it. 904 00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:28,600 When you come up I've got to show you the pictures I have of him. 905 00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,640 I got some pretty good ones. 906 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:31,880 It's all he was fucked up. 907 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,680 He constantly walked around with a cigar. 908 00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,120 But he never lit it. 909 00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,320 The next day there's like ten cigars. 910 00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:44,360 His was like a Don Thomas or a Don Corona or something like that. 911 00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:46,560 It's a very distinct guitar. 912 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:50,440 Not guitar but a cigar with a white band. 913 00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,120 There's like ten of them around the Tiki Hut. 914 00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:56,200 So he'd leave one and then grab another one and not light it. 915 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:59,760 Anyhow I was afraid to touch it. 916 00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:03,400 I was like oh my god those lips have been on it no fucking way. 917 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:04,400 Yep. 918 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:05,400 Alright. 919 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,080 Next one. 920 00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:09,800 Santa Claus. 921 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,800 His hairy fucking ass. 922 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:16,600 Well I have a next. 923 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:21,200 Zach Galifianakis. 924 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:24,200 Probably Zach. 925 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,200 Wow. 926 00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:34,280 Want to send it to Topher? 927 00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:37,280 Yeah let's send that one to Topher. 928 00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:38,280 That is so close. 929 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:43,080 I don't think I can call it. 930 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,480 Okay my next one. 931 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:51,760 Bob Ross. 932 00:49:51,760 --> 00:50:00,240 I have for some reason this guy everywhere I turned today kept jumping out at me. 933 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:01,240 Okay. 934 00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:06,040 Yeah Mark Ruffalo. 935 00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:08,160 Where's he from? 936 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:11,160 What would he be known for? 937 00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:18,640 Give me a second. 938 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:23,640 Maybe I'll just look him up. 939 00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:32,200 Mark Ruffalo. 940 00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,200 Let's see here. 941 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:42,880 Okay it looks like we're going to be playing the 49ers first thing I got. 942 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:44,520 Okay. 943 00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:45,520 Mark Ruffalo. 944 00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:46,520 Okay. 945 00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:47,520 Four chains. 946 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,680 Thirteen going on thirty. 947 00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,640 Now you see me. 948 00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:54,120 All the light we cannot see. 949 00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:55,120 The Avengers. 950 00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:56,120 Dark Waters. 951 00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:57,120 Again and again. 952 00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:58,120 He's been in quite a few movies. 953 00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,120 Okay. 954 00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:00,120 He's been a very hairy guy. 955 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,120 And where I turned I was seeing pictures of him. 956 00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:02,120 So I had to throw him back in. 957 00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:15,600 Okay I'm going to go with Mark Ruffalo too. 958 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,000 Or at least that's my vote. 959 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,120 And here's why. 960 00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:22,680 Bob Ross he had like a lot of hair on his head. 961 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,480 But he never really had. 962 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,480 He was always in that pose you know painting. 963 00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:32,200 So I can't really prove how much hair he might or might not have. 964 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:37,720 So I think because it's unprovable so much that probably Mark Ruffalo we can probably 965 00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:40,360 prove that he does have a lot of hair. 966 00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:45,400 Well plus Bob Ross is always sitting down painting too. 967 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:46,400 Yeah. 968 00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:47,400 Yeah that's what I'm saying. 969 00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:52,800 It's really hard to actually prove how much hair. 970 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:53,800 Okay. 971 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:58,120 Okay Ruffalo wins. 972 00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:03,280 Next one and not when he was on his late night show but afterwards. 973 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:06,840 David Letterman. 974 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:08,560 That guy is a hairy son of a bitch now. 975 00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:11,400 He's got a beard like down to his elbows. 976 00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:12,400 I know. 977 00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:13,400 I know. 978 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:17,600 And my next one is John Morris. 979 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:18,600 Hmm. 980 00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:19,600 I don't know. 981 00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:20,600 Go ahead. 982 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:21,600 I don't know man. 983 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:22,600 I don't know. 984 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:30,480 I'm going with Letterman at a slight edge because his beard is so full. 985 00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,080 I think you're right. 986 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:34,080 His beard game is A+. 987 00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:38,480 After the show he definitely let himself go. 988 00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:40,880 Yeah I mean his beard game is A+. 989 00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:44,840 I gotta give him that just because of the beard game. 990 00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:46,600 Yeah. 991 00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:51,280 Alright David Letterman it is. 992 00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,320 Alright my musician. 993 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:56,120 Oh no no. 994 00:52:56,120 --> 00:53:02,280 The next one that I have is Rick Rubin. 995 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,520 The producer for a lot of. 996 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,040 How many did you pick? 997 00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:09,040 I went with ten. 998 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,040 Oh was that ten? 999 00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:11,040 Oh okay. 1000 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:14,880 Alright sorry I miscounted. 1001 00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:23,520 Okay my musician is John Karabi. 1002 00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:25,840 And he has a whole beard game. 1003 00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:28,800 I just went with a band. 1004 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,000 Well I mean John Karabi can be a band. 1005 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,760 I mean he has a band play with him. 1006 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:34,520 I watched his solo. 1007 00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,200 I don't know who they are. 1008 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,280 But he has a band so. 1009 00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:43,240 Well the band I chose is Three Dog Night. 1010 00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:47,560 Okay. 1011 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:54,800 Maybe Three Dog Night because you got several of them that have a lot of hair against one 1012 00:53:54,800 --> 00:54:00,600 John Karabi who has a ton of hair. 1013 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:01,600 What do you think? 1014 00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:08,120 They got all that 70's going yeah. 1015 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,120 Okay. 1016 00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:13,040 Beards everything yeah they were. 1017 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:19,280 Okay alright here's what I have. 1018 00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:25,000 Captain Caveman against who was he against? 1019 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,000 Bullwinkle. 1020 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:30,160 Bullwinkle hang on I gotta write that down. 1021 00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:37,080 Bullwinkle goes to Topher. 1022 00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:41,640 Pig Pen won the second. 1023 00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:44,000 Who beat Duluth Trading Guy? 1024 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:47,280 Oh no Duluth Trading Guy won. 1025 00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:48,280 Tom Wopat. 1026 00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:51,040 Yeah Duluth Trading Guy won. 1027 00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:52,040 Okay. 1028 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:53,040 Yep. 1029 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:56,280 Jerry Garcia lost to who? 1030 00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,960 Donald Reynolds. 1031 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:04,680 Don Stark beat Robin Williams. 1032 00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:05,680 Okay. 1033 00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:11,000 Chris Stapleton beat Terry Bradshaw. 1034 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,000 Okay. 1035 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:18,240 That Galifianakis and Santa Claus is going to Topher. 1036 00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:19,240 Okay. 1037 00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:31,440 Denver Pyle beat Dennis Rodman, Mark Ruffalo beat Ross and David Letterman beat John Morrison. 1038 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:32,440 Okay. 1039 00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:37,440 Okay his name is Mark Ruffalo is that it? 1040 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:42,200 Mark Ruffalo R-U-F-S-A-L-O. 1041 00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:45,760 Okay and then who beat Santa Claus? 1042 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:52,040 Zach Galifianakis and Santa Claus is going to Topher also. 1043 00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:53,040 Okay. 1044 00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:56,120 We have two going to Topher. 1045 00:55:56,120 --> 00:56:03,160 Okay and then who beat Dennis Rodman? 1046 00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:04,160 Denver Pyle. 1047 00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:05,160 Okay. 1048 00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:20,680 Okay I'll send those off to Topher a little bit later and we'll see who gets the tie breakers. 1049 00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:25,360 Very well the Harry Assel Olympics is starting out hot and heavy already isn't it? 1050 00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:26,360 Yeah. 1051 00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:27,360 Yeah. 1052 00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:28,720 Fucking awesome. 1053 00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:33,120 Let's see what can we go into here? 1054 00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:38,160 Oh St. Charles Illinois. 1055 00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:44,600 A deputy in the West Suburbs recently delivered, this is the suburbs of Chicago if anyone doesn't 1056 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,440 know, I mean way out there. 1057 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:53,240 Okay a deputy in the West Suburbs recently delivered a food order after the delivery 1058 00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:55,680 driver was arrested. 1059 00:56:55,680 --> 00:57:00,360 The King County Sheriff posted a video on Facebook showing the deputy dropping off the 1060 00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:04,680 food at a home on Wednesday at St. Charles. 1061 00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:08,480 Before the delivery he had to arrest a door dash delivery driver. 1062 00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:11,760 He said he wanted to complete the order so no one went hungry. 1063 00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:15,360 That's pretty neat isn't it? 1064 00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:16,480 Yeah. 1065 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:24,940 And here's my question though Rob, did the prisoner get the tip or did the cop? 1066 00:57:24,940 --> 00:57:26,440 The cop did the work. 1067 00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:29,200 Yeah that's the question. 1068 00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:34,640 Yeah I mean they didn't say whether they handed him money or put it, you know if that was 1069 00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:42,000 me, the door dash, I'd put a zero on the tip on that because that would go to the prisoner. 1070 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:47,800 I would hand like the cop ten bucks for being such a good guy and getting my food to me. 1071 00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,720 See I think the cop should have got the tip because he's the one that went out of his 1072 00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:51,720 way. 1073 00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:52,720 He didn't have to. 1074 00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:57,360 He could have been like well too bad you know we're going to eat your sandwiches now because 1075 00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:03,500 sucks to be you but your guy did something wrong and he's going to jail. 1076 00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:08,120 So anyhow, cool story. 1077 00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:14,640 Oh I gotta mention this really quick. 1078 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:22,640 Next podcast we have Valentine's Day cards that didn't make it. 1079 00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:28,040 These are cards that they tried, they tried to introduce to the public and they failed. 1080 00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:30,840 So that will be on the next podcast and you do want to hear it. 1081 00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:39,560 There are really interesting cards there you could imagine right if Jeffy X is involved. 1082 00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:47,920 I'm surprised with his bat suit and the Sergeant Pepper outfit he even had time to do this. 1083 00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:50,920 You know? 1084 00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,920 Alright Rob you got something you want to go to? 1085 00:58:53,920 --> 00:59:00,440 Yeah I have the top six states that produce the most beef and cattle. 1086 00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:01,440 Okay. 1087 00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:13,160 Coming in at number six is Kansas with 1.3 million head of cattle. 1088 00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:14,160 Very believable. 1089 00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:24,080 Next at number five is South Dakota with 1.6 million head of cattle. 1090 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:27,160 Wow I wouldn't have guessed them but I guess there is a bunch of ranchers. 1091 00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:31,360 I mean there are a bunch of ranchers up there so I guess so and there's a lot of land and 1092 00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,720 virtually not very many people. 1093 00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:34,720 So okay. 1094 00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:40,120 Nebraska comes in at number four with 1.7 million. 1095 00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:44,140 You see I thought Nebraska would be number one or two because Nebraska is very famous 1096 00:59:44,140 --> 00:59:49,160 for their beef and there's a meat packing company that sells all over the Kansas City 1097 00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:53,760 area and I've seen them in Denver and Oklahoma City and Dallas. 1098 00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:58,280 Nebraska beef packing company is huge. 1099 00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:00,480 So anyhow go ahead. 1100 01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:05,880 Okay coming in at number three is Missouri with 1.9 million. 1101 01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:06,880 I believe it. 1102 01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:14,080 If we quit selling our farm land off to foreign interest we'll remain there. 1103 01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:16,760 There is a bill in the Missouri House though. 1104 01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:22,240 There is a bill that they introduced that it's not going to be so easy to sell your 1105 01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:28,560 farm to out of country interests and there should have been one all along I think but 1106 01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:29,560 anyhow go ahead. 1107 01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:35,880 Okay coming in at number two is Oklahoma with 1.9 million. 1108 01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:41,160 You see that surprises me there because if you get over to western and southwestern Oklahoma 1109 01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:42,560 you can't raise anything there. 1110 01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:44,560 It's like sand and pretty much desert. 1111 01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:45,560 Right, right. 1112 01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:50,200 Yeah I've been down to the sand dunes. 1113 01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:51,880 The sand dunes are really freaky because. 1114 01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:53,880 Rail buggies and four wheelers. 1115 01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:55,440 That's pretty crazy. 1116 01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:58,120 Rob did you see this? 1117 01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:03,080 They since I think corrected it because they X'd off the areas but for quite a while there 1118 01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:10,200 was a lot of people dying in their dune buggies because they had those old strip mining pits. 1119 01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:11,200 Yeah. 1120 01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:16,120 And people would fly over those hills and go straight into the strip mine and they're 1121 01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:23,480 hundreds of feet down and they would die of course because they couldn't get out. 1122 01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:28,640 Yeah that happened quite a bit and anyhow I think they have it all fenced off the bad 1123 01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:32,720 areas now but quite a few people died before they got a handle on it. 1124 01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:34,320 So anyhow go ahead. 1125 01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:41,200 Coming in at number one and this is quite a jump from number two. 1126 01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:43,400 Oklahoma have 1.9 million. 1127 01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:47,280 Texas has 12 million. 1128 01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:50,880 You see I can believe that because you've been to Texas right? 1129 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:52,240 Yes, yes. 1130 01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:57,720 Their ranches down there go for hundreds of miles some of them. 1131 01:01:57,720 --> 01:01:58,720 They are huge. 1132 01:01:58,720 --> 01:01:59,720 Oh my gosh. 1133 01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:03,000 Yeah they are like almost their own little city. 1134 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:07,520 They have all these little subsidiary buildings where they help stay in. 1135 01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:12,400 It's crazy so I can definitely believe that because our ranches in Missouri are probably 1136 01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:13,400 what? 1137 01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:17,920 Maybe 300 acres, 400 acres. 1138 01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:22,340 Every now and then you get a thousand acres but you don't get those huge ones like Texas 1139 01:02:22,340 --> 01:02:24,400 has. 1140 01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:30,720 And they also like to raise their longhorn beef which is beef. 1141 01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:39,200 Great article there and I guess it's not that far off from what I thought it would be. 1142 01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:41,800 Right, right. 1143 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:46,680 Okay I've got one more little article here and then we're going to go ahead and call 1144 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:49,800 it a night because we're coming up against it. 1145 01:02:49,800 --> 01:03:02,200 On sport.com, sport, S-P-O-R-K-E-D, what Reese's candy you are according to your zodiac sign? 1146 01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:09,800 Ares is a Reese's peanut butter snack size cup. 1147 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:11,280 Now I don't know how they got these. 1148 01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:12,640 I don't know if they did it. 1149 01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:18,040 They didn't say anything about doing a survey but this is what sport.com says your zodiac 1150 01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:24,200 sign is if you were a Reese's peanut butter cup. 1151 01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:25,800 It was something weird, Rob. 1152 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:29,320 I was like you know what, I'm going to cover this just because it's out of nowhere. 1153 01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:30,320 Yeah, why not? 1154 01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:31,320 Yeah, why not? 1155 01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:43,640 Let's see, a Taurus and not a Ford Taurus, a Reese's creamy butter cup. 1156 01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:46,920 Next one, a Gemini. 1157 01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:51,400 A Reese's big cup stuffed with chunks of milk chocolate which would be my favorite. 1158 01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,440 Too bad that's not a Scorpio. 1159 01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,720 That would be something I would freaking love right there. 1160 01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:59,200 That sounds great to me. 1161 01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:03,040 Leo is a Reese's pumpkin cup. 1162 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:04,280 I feel sorry for Leos. 1163 01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:07,560 I would not want to be a pumpkin cup, would you? 1164 01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:08,560 No. 1165 01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:10,600 Sorry Leos, I did not do this. 1166 01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:11,600 This is sport.com. 1167 01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:14,040 They're the ones that say you're a Reese's pumpkin cup. 1168 01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:15,160 I'm not saying it. 1169 01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:17,920 I'm just delivering the bad news, guys. 1170 01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:18,920 Yep. 1171 01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:22,040 Virgo, Reese's Pieces. 1172 01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,680 Now that's a good one too. 1173 01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:27,360 Virgo got a really good one. 1174 01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:29,360 That would be my mom. 1175 01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:30,360 Okay. 1176 01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:34,720 Well, I know she's not doing so well, but I mean if you have a cognizant moment, let 1177 01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:35,720 her know. 1178 01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:38,120 She's Reese's Pieces according to sport.com. 1179 01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:39,120 She's small. 1180 01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:41,760 Oh, there you go. 1181 01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:44,720 I guess they hit that one right on, didn't they? 1182 01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:45,720 Yeah. 1183 01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:46,720 All right. 1184 01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:52,240 A Libra is Reese's Take Five, which is a great, great, great candy bar. 1185 01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:54,240 Have you had one? 1186 01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:56,240 Yes, I have. 1187 01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:57,600 Scorpio, my sign. 1188 01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:58,960 What's your sign, Rob? 1189 01:04:58,960 --> 01:04:59,960 Pieces. 1190 01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:01,600 Okay, that's coming up. 1191 01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:02,600 Oh, no, no, no. 1192 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:03,600 Did I do that yet? 1193 01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:04,600 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1194 01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:10,480 You're a Reese's Take Five, which is great. 1195 01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:13,360 Scorpio is a Reese's Frankencup. 1196 01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:15,360 I have no idea what that is. 1197 01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:19,400 Have you ever seen a Frankencup? 1198 01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:22,640 I'm guessing it's a Halloween birdie. 1199 01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:23,640 Oh, okay. 1200 01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:24,640 And Scorpio. 1201 01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:25,640 Frankenstein. 1202 01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:26,640 Okay. 1203 01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:29,640 We're October and November, late October. 1204 01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:30,640 Okay. 1205 01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:31,640 Okay. 1206 01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:32,640 All right. 1207 01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:33,640 I guess so. 1208 01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:34,640 I could agree with that. 1209 01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:39,120 Sagittarius is a Reese's Marshmallow Top. 1210 01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:43,820 So this is, I had time to look that one up, and it's a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup with 1211 01:05:43,820 --> 01:05:48,040 Marshmallow Top on top of it. 1212 01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:49,980 Okay. 1213 01:05:49,980 --> 01:05:54,040 The next one, Capricorn, is Reese's Bunnies. 1214 01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:57,560 And I think we all know what the Reese's Bunnies are, right? 1215 01:05:57,560 --> 01:05:58,560 Yeah. 1216 01:05:58,560 --> 01:05:59,560 Yeah. 1217 01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:00,560 Yep. 1218 01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:05,560 Aquarius is Reese's Dipped Pretzels. 1219 01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:06,560 Okay. 1220 01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:07,560 Twisted. 1221 01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:09,560 I like chocolate. 1222 01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:11,560 See that? 1223 01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:12,560 Yep. 1224 01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:13,560 I'm kidding. 1225 01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:14,560 I'm kidding. 1226 01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:20,840 But anyhow, the article did not print who's Reese's Chocolate Lovers. 1227 01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:27,200 So whoever I left off, you're the Chocolate Lovers. 1228 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:31,680 I can't believe it printed off everything except the last one, and it only printed off 1229 01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:32,680 the Chocolate Lovers. 1230 01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:35,740 It didn't print off who the hell that is. 1231 01:06:35,740 --> 01:06:39,400 So whoever I left off, you guys are Chocolate Lovers. 1232 01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:40,920 So Reese's Chocolate Lovers. 1233 01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:44,320 So anyhow, there's your worthless information for today. 1234 01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:47,320 So anyhow. 1235 01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:52,600 And the 49ers have defeated the Lions 34-31. 1236 01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:56,480 So it's going to be 49ers and the Chiefs. 1237 01:06:56,480 --> 01:07:01,400 So while I'm in there, hopefully I have Wi-Fi, I will be watching the first half of that 1238 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:02,400 game. 1239 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:07,040 And Rob will be watching it because he's smarter than me. 1240 01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:09,800 He's going to be watching it in his own home. 1241 01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:14,600 Yeah, but you're the one that gets to go on a cruise. 1242 01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:15,600 Okay. 1243 01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:16,600 You know what? 1244 01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:17,600 Touche. 1245 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:18,600 That's worth it. 1246 01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:19,600 That's worth it. 1247 01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:20,600 Yeah. 1248 01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:21,600 Okay. 1249 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:22,600 All right. 1250 01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:23,600 You got me on that one. 1251 01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:24,600 So. 1252 01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:25,600 All right. 1253 01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:26,600 Everybody have a great night. 1254 01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:27,600 Thank you for joining us again. 1255 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:32,800 I'm going to whip this podcast out really quick because this is time-sensitive because 1256 01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:36,440 of the championship games and I want you guys to have it tonight. 1257 01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:37,440 So. 1258 01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:41,660 And then the one we recorded the other day will go after this and I have no idea what's 1259 01:07:41,660 --> 01:07:46,080 on there because I have a short-term memory or I don't have a short-term memory. 1260 01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:47,520 I have a long-term memory. 1261 01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:52,440 I'll remember something from 30 years ago or 10 years ago, but if it happened yesterday, 1262 01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:54,040 I don't have a clue. 1263 01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:57,000 So anyhow, thank you. 1264 01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,880 Have a good night. 1265 01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:00,360 Good night everybody. 1266 01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:01,360 Hey. 1267 01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:05,360 Where did everybody go? 1268 01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:09,460 Where are the douchebags? 1269 01:08:09,460 --> 01:08:13,320 Oh my god. 1270 01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:20,880 Someone took a dump in the corner. 1271 01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:21,880 Oh geez. 1272 01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:22,880 Glad they're gone. 1273 01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:23,880 Let's just hope they don't come back. 1274 01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:24,880 Man, that smell. 1275 01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:27,140 Oh man, that smells.