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Real hilarity. 18 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:12,000 You're as useful as a car light with holes. 19 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Hello. This is Satan. You might know me from my pet name, Inflation. 20 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:33,000 I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to two douchebags in microphone by a nice warm fire at night. 21 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:52,000 I sit there and reflect on all the souls I burned that day. Enjoy. 22 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark. And I am Rob. 23 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Welcome everybody. Thank you for joining us today. We've got some cool shit coming up. 24 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Actually, this is kind of a special episode. Normally we don't podcast on Monday nights, but here we are out of our boredom. You're welcome. 25 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Well, thanks to my disturbed work schedule, I had to go in at four this morning and the roads were all icy and that was a lot of fun. 26 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:57,000 But I made it there and when I was off at 12.30 in the afternoon, it was well worth it because all the ice was melted and I got to tool on home and take a long nap. It feels pretty damn good right now. 27 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Yeah, we've been under a sea of ice ever since I woke up this morning. 28 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's weather. Yeah. Like Mark Twain said, we were just talking about off air was if you don't like the weather, give us five minutes. 29 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Yeah, that's Missouri. Welcome to Missouri. Yep. So we can't start off without talking about our beloved Chiefs and their huge victory over the Buffalo Bills in Buffalo at Orchard Park Stadium. 30 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Yes. It appears that the Bills Mafia was being quite on reenthroned snowballs at the Chiefs players. I've seen that. You know the ones that they showed crying on air? 31 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Well, half an hour prior to that, they were beating our guys with snowballs. So, boy, how quick did that get? 32 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Yeah, I've seen a video of Patrick Mahomes running off the field dodging snowballs. 33 00:04:54,000 --> 00:05:03,000 How quickly it changes when you get your ass handed to you. You know, there they are all tough and everything. 34 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Yeah, come to our house. Come on, man. We can't wait to kick your ass in our house. It's always been in your house. 35 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:21,000 And then they start those snowballs at us and being complete dick wipes. And then the ending was very familiar. Them going home and us going on. 36 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:29,000 So, you know, I feel bad for Josh Allen. I think Josh Allen is a pretty good guy. 37 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Yes, yes. I do too. He needs to let his contract run out so he can go to the NFC so he can play in the Super Bowl. 38 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Because he doesn't appear to be able to do it with Patrick Mahomes having to face him every year. 39 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:52,000 So, he'll have to Tom Brady it and hook it to the NFC and then meet us in the Super Bowl that way. 40 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:59,000 So, anyhow, Bills, you know, I was feeling kind of bad for you guys. 41 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:04,000 But then I've seen some of the obnoxious behavior and I don't think I feel bad. 42 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:11,000 I think you guys got a long off season to think about it. Work on a little self-improvement, right? 43 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:17,000 Yeah, think about what you can do better in life and what you can do to thank us Chiefs for being so good. 44 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:29,000 I would like an essay from every Bills Mafia fan. I would like an essay, 200 words or more, about what you can do to help the Chiefs day out. 45 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Don't you agree? 46 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,000 Yeah, yeah. 47 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,000 Yeah, so we'll... 48 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Now we just have to worry about going into the ballpark. 49 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Yeah, that's not going to be an easy task and we very well could lose it. 50 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:51,000 Well, this is what I've said ever since we've been the defending champs, i.e. right after the Super Bowl you are the defending champs. 51 00:06:52,000 --> 00:07:01,000 We are the champs for right now. We very easily as of next weekend could be a thing in the past as of February 11th in the evening. 52 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:09,000 But, anyhow, you can't win it every year. If you win it every year... 53 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Tom Brady would have won it every year if you could win it every year. 54 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Yeah, he had back to back, yes. And the Chiefs went to the Super Bowl back to back, but they lost one of them. 55 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:29,000 And then they waited a year, let Cincinnati go lose, and then they came back and won it again. 56 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:38,000 So I consider this a pretty good run. Yes, I would like more, but if they don't make it in the championship game, I'm not going to be crushed. 57 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Because we're going to be there again, and we're going to be there again. 58 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,000 At least they made it to the championship game. 59 00:07:50,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Yes, I consider this a successful season from here on out, and especially with all the criticism they've been getting. Even me. I was all over Travis Kelce. 60 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Yeah, I was doubting them too, the way they were playing there for a few weeks. 61 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 I officially throw out an apology as of right now. 62 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,000 Oh, you too? 63 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:20,000 So anyhow, I think they do want to win another one, and they're acting like they want to win another one. And congratulate you Chiefs. 64 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:25,000 And Bills fans, you've got a few months to think about it. 65 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Like I said, do a little self-improvement. Pick yourself up. Look in the mirror and say, what can I do to serve Chiefs Nation better? 66 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:43,000 What can I do to be a better person to Chiefs Nation? Or Chiefs Kingdom? 67 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 Okay, we shall move on. 68 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Alright. 69 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:56,000 Okay, Burger King could not pass up National Croissant Day. 70 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:10,000 As on January 30th is National Croissant Day, Burger King is offering a one-cent croissant, which with any order of a dollar or more on its app or website. 71 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:24,000 And getting your sandwich is just for just one cent. As long as you order ahead of time, you can still pick up your order at the restaurant and will not end. It will be hot and ready for you to arrive, as in Burger King's words. 72 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:30,000 So, I think that deserves a mention. Who would not want a one-cent croissant, which right? 73 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Yeah. 74 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Yeah. They're pretty damn tasty. They're one of my favorite things from Burger King. That's if you have a good Burger King. 75 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,000 You know, there's a lot of them that in my opinion are not edible, so. 76 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Anyhow. 77 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:59,000 So, if you, you know, it would be a good time to go get a croissant, which if you've never tried one, it would be a good time to try one. Because if you don't like it, you're only out one cent, right Rob? 78 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Right. 79 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:08,000 Alright. There is a new thing going on, Rob. You ever hear of powdered caffeine? 80 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 No, I have not. 81 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:18,000 The closest I've ever heard to this was a product that I don't think they sell anymore and it was called Fene. 82 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,000 F-E-I-N-E. It was in little packets. 83 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:27,000 And you could buy it only through web order as far as I know. 84 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:43,000 And you could mix it in your drink and, you know, to add caffeine to it. So you could have a lemonade and you could tear open a packet of Fene, throw it in there, stir it around, and you could have a caffeinated lemonade. 85 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:48,000 You could have caffeinated water, but I didn't like the way it made the water taste when I threw that stuff in there. 86 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:54,000 And that's the closest I've ever heard to there actually being a powdered caffeine. 87 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:59,000 So anyhow, it's a new trend that is not very good for you, obviously. 88 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:09,000 The easy availability and popularity of a powdered caffeine product is raising new concerns that the stimulant may be life threatening. 89 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:20,000 Logan Steiner, an 18 year old star high school wrestler in LaGrange, Ohio, died from a caffeine powder overdose in May of 2014. 90 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Wow, that was pretty long ago. 91 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:39,000 According to the local medical examiner, as reported by O'Ria Chronicle Telegram, his overdose death from such a commonly used product as caffeine prompted a warning from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. 92 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:47,000 Consumers should avoid using pure powdered caffeine products for any reason because they could be dangerous, even deadly. 93 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:58,000 After Steiner's death, the FDA said in an email that they are awaiting a final report from the coroner to confirm the amount of caffeine found in the bloodstream. 94 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,000 And they say that may take further action to protect consumers. 95 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:11,000 I know this happened in 2014, but I guess the powdered caffeine thing is on the rise. 96 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:16,000 Younger adults are starting to take it and they're worried that it's going to lead to more deaths. 97 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:21,000 And I am in no way saying that Fene would do anything like it. 98 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:30,000 All I said about Fene was it was kind of a powdered caffeine substance, but I think it had other things in it too. 99 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:36,000 And there is no actual evidence that Fene will do anything bad to you at all. 100 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:41,000 But I was just telling you about the closest thing that I knew that I could ever do. 101 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:51,000 So anyhow, unfortunately FDA warning about toxic caffeine overdoses may get lost among online marketing pitches and powdered caffeine. 102 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000 This form of caffeine is legal and easy to buy in bulk. 103 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:59,000 As one manufacturer touts it, caffeine is the oldest and best known stimulant in the world. 104 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000 You can buy it for $15 per pound from a number of online companies. 105 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:12,000 It's true the makers of powdered caffeine products often note the danger of abuse and caution customers not to inhale the powder. 106 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:22,000 But the allure of a legal cheap stimulant may be particularly attractive to young people and the promise of booster and athletic performance and improving mood. 107 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:28,000 But the price can be high for your heart is what the FDA is saying. 108 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:32,000 So that was an interesting little article. 109 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Well I credit that local news station KCTV5 had a new snippet on it and I jotted it down and said you know I'm going to investigate this a little further. 110 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000 So that's what I got. 111 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,000 And anyhow Rob you got something you want to go to. 112 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:56,000 Yeah, see how we're on food and drinks and stuff. 113 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Sure. 114 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:03,000 I ran across another little article of KHMO AM1070. 115 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000 Oh cool. 116 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000 I'm like an ace. 117 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000 I am too. 118 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:16,000 These are five great restaurants you'll likely see less of in Missouri in 2024. 119 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000 Okay. 120 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:31,000 There's an interesting article from investing dot com about brands that have a shrinking footprint on the restaurant landscape for different reasons. 121 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:37,000 They estimate that you'll begin to see less of these locations in Missouri this year. 122 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:48,000 First up, the investing article says in the U.S. there are nearly 6,610 Pizza Hut locations. 123 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:56,000 But Pizza Hut plans to bring this number down drastically that began to become reality in 2023. 124 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Pizza Hut reportedly shuttered 300 stores. 125 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Wow. 126 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:06,000 I know of a lot of Pizza Hut's that have shut down have you? 127 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:11,000 Yeah, ours is still up and running though. 128 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000 Okay. 129 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,000 But they have limited menu. 130 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000 They have for a long time. 131 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000 It's weird. 132 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:24,000 Ever since COVID a lot of the Pizza Hut's and other places like that haven't brought back their full menu. 133 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000 Right. 134 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Yeah. 135 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:38,000 Okay, next. The report says that IHOP made news announcing they would be closing 30 to 40 restaurant branches. 136 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:45,000 Last time I checked, IHOP had 20 Missouri locations. That number now could shrink. 137 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:54,000 It's interesting about IHOP Rob because they actually had a resurgent about maybe 10 years ago. 138 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,000 They were owned by the Applebee's Corporation. 139 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:07,000 I forgot the name of the, it was an actual corporation that handled a bunch that had a bunch of restaurants grouped together. 140 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:13,000 And one of their main offices was out of Kansas City on Ward Parkway over near the Ward Parkway Mall. 141 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:19,000 And anyhow, the lady took over the Applebee's Corporation and all that. 142 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:26,000 She brought back IHOP to more of a prominent foothold on the market. 143 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Newer ones opened up. 144 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000 She expanded the menu and it was doing really well. 145 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000 So I wonder what happened. 146 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 And the same thing with Applebee's. Applebee's seem to be going away too. 147 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000 And that may be on your list. I don't know. 148 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000 But go ahead Rob. 149 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Okay, next. 150 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:53,000 FUD Rockers reportedly went through bankruptcy in 2010 and the parent company liquidated assets a couple years ago. 151 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:59,000 I can only find one FUD Rockers in Missouri now and that's in Branson. 152 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:07,000 Wow. Well, FUD Rockers I know was in Oklahoma as in maybe five, six years ago. 153 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000 I was there working. 154 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:14,000 And I remember there was a FUD Rockers right next to the hotel. 155 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:19,000 So I know there's one there but we don't have any around Kansas City anymore. I know that. 156 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 Yeah, well this report is from Missouri. 157 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000 And I don't know. 158 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,000 Only one they can find in Branson. I don't know. 159 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000 There is one on Branson and it's on 76 Highway. 160 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Or at least it was as of last year. 161 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000 I didn't know if it was still there or not. 162 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:42,000 As of last year I believe I saw it. I think I did. I remember looking at it and going, oh wow, they're still there? 163 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:48,000 Okay. I mean even the Olive Garden is still there on 76 Highway. 164 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:57,000 With all the specialty restaurants and you know, and the Mama's Fried Chicken outfits and the Chicken Fried Steak with Gravy's and all that. 165 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:04,000 There's still an Olive Garden there on the main drag of 76. I found that interesting. 166 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000 Anyhow Rob, go ahead. 167 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,000 Okay, next up, the article mentions Burger King. 168 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000 Mmhmm. 169 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:17,000 I'm questioning if this will play out in 2024. 170 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Yes, the article is right when it says the Burger King announced that it would be closing 200 to 250 underperforming restaurants a few years ago. 171 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:33,000 But this year Burger King announced big expansion plans. 172 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:41,000 That is so weird how they can be like closing stores but then expanding. I mean I don't understand. 173 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 Yes, yes. 174 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:51,000 The only thing I can think of is they're taking them away from bad areas and putting in new stores in good areas. I believe that's what's going on. 175 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:59,000 That could be. They're taking the money that they save in these stores that aren't doing very well and putting it into the payments. 176 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 Yes, or starting ones and upcoming. 177 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000 Hopefully better quality food, you know, something. 178 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:16,000 Well the Burger King that I like to go to is over in Johnson County which is a pretty affluent area in South Overland Park which is generally very affluent. 179 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:29,000 And that Burger King is fine. You go the one off of Red Bridge over not real far from where I live but it's not nearly as good of an area over there. 180 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000 Okay, yeah. 181 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:46,000 It's really dicey. So Burger Kings generally, I mean to me they're hit and miss so much that I have my one that I go to and I really don't vary from that. 182 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:53,000 If I can't get to that one over in Johnson County I don't go to another one. So anyhow, so go ahead Rob. 183 00:19:53,000 --> 00:20:03,000 Okay and finally, what a downfall. Quiznos had almost 5,000 locations years ago. 184 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000 The sub place. 185 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:15,000 And that's now down to around 165. I can only find two in Missouri. Let's see if they survive 2024. 186 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:23,000 I'm going to say no because you don't see any advertisement. I thought they were gone. As a matter of fact I forgot all about them. 187 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:30,000 I mean they started coming out and they were kind of like a deli version of Subway. 188 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000 Yeah, yeah. 189 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000 And I thought they were pretty decent for what they did. 190 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000 But I did too. 191 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:51,000 I don't know. They just didn't hit for some reason. And anyhow, I just didn't think they were around anymore because I haven't seen Quiznos in 12, 15 years maybe. 192 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:59,000 I think Mr. Goodsense gave them a run for their money too I believe. They come out around the same time. 193 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:05,000 They did. They did. And I believe they could have been one of the reasons that the Quiznos didn't do so well. 194 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Because Mr. Goodsense started offering pastas and salads and stuff like that where I don't believe Quiznos did. 195 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:20,000 So that might have taken a few more people to go to Mr. Goodsense. 196 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:26,000 But the thing about Mr. Goodsense is this right here. They're disappearing too. 197 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:30,000 There's not nearly as many of them around anymore either. 198 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000 I'm sure. I'm sure. 199 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:44,000 Yeah. So. Yeah. Even it doesn't seem like. I'm thinking maybe the Subway sandwich craze or the submarine sandwich craze may be kind of cooling off. 200 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:49,000 Because there's not as many Subways either. I've seen a few of them go out of business too. 201 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,000 The only one that seems to be up and coming and doing really well is Firehouse. 202 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:57,000 Yeah. That one's coming off. 203 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:02,000 Yeah. Firehouse is really good. Firehouse is my favorite of all the Subplaces. 204 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:11,000 They have a pretty quality product. And when you go there you know what you're going to get. It doesn't really vary that much on the help. 205 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:17,000 So anyhow. It seems like a lot of these other ones have went away. 206 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,000 So is that the final one? 207 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,000 Yeah. That was it on that article. 208 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:29,000 Yeah. That brought back a little bit of memories there of some of the stuff they're talking about like Quiznos. 209 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Yes it did. 210 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000 And Fuddruckers. 211 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:38,000 Yes. Yep. Fuddruckers. Did you used to go there at all Rob? 212 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,000 Back in the day I went a few times. 213 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:49,000 I thought they were really good. They had so many different burgers. And they were very inexpensive. 214 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:54,000 I mean to me you got a really good value for what you got. 215 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:59,000 And I don't know. They just didn't seem to hit that well. 216 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:07,000 So anyhow. How about if we take our first break Rob? And I'm going to come back with some emails. 217 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000 Sounds good. 218 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,000 Alright. Cool. There's one aimed at you I think you'll like. 219 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:18,000 Alright. We'll be right back guys. We'll talk to you guys in a minute. 220 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:30,000 The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat. 221 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:37,000 Dandelion can be stewed with wild mustard and garlic for a very tasty stew. 222 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:42,000 You could even introduce our old friend the hickory nut for a bit of smoky flavor. 223 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:51,000 Hey look. I think we found land. Oh my god I think we're safe. 224 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000 Oh no. It's the island of horrible jokes. 225 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:05,000 I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered. 226 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Now from this underground bunker camped in Missouri. 227 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Stalked full of dried guts, canned food, and a couple of vibrating toys. 228 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,000 And some ravelling of a mad man featuring Rob Rad. 229 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:26,000 All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. That needs to happen. 230 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:35,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. Its strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 231 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:46,000 You have the personality of a soggy newspaper. 232 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:55,000 No batlight here. These idiots just show up and hope for the best. 233 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,000 And now, deep thoughts with Mark. 234 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:08,000 So let me see. Let's say I was offended by people being offended. 235 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:13,000 Then would people being offended all the time have to not be offended around me? 236 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Because I was offended by them being offended? 237 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,000 Hmm. I may never know. 238 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 And now, deep thoughts with Mark. 239 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:38,000 Hmm. Let's see. If I identify as a dog and I start wandering around the block without a collar on. 240 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000 Could animal control come by and pick me up? 241 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,000 Hmm. I may never know. 242 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000 Alright. Two douchebags and microphone on Mark. 243 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,000 And I'm right. 244 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:13,000 Okay. Like I said, we got some emails. So I'm going to go ahead and go into them. There's some pretty good ones. 245 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,000 We're not getting as many emails as we were. 246 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:23,000 I don't know if it's because I didn't get around to answering them quick enough or whatever. 247 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 But I'll give you the ones that we have. 248 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:33,000 So anyhow, the first one I got is Rob. I just bought the new Rob Ratt calendar. I love it. 249 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:37,000 Anyway, I could get it signed. Willie and Montrose. 250 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:44,000 Sure. Next time I see you I'll sign it. I'll autograph it for you. 251 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:50,000 Yeah. He's coming to Montrose. So Willie, can we announce when Rob Ratt is coming to Montrose? 252 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000 And I think you're going to be in your loincloth, aren't you? 253 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 It depends on the weather. It depends on the weather. 254 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:01,000 Okay. If the weather's nice enough, Rob is just going to be wearing his loincloth. 255 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:05,000 The same one that's in the picture. 256 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:11,000 Yes. Yeah. Yes. So, oh, are you going to be oiled up this time or not? Have you decided? 257 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:19,000 If it's like really hot out, yeah, I'm definitely going to have to oil up. 258 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:25,000 Okay. Well, there you go. All right. So Willie, stay tuned. Rob's coming your way. 259 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:30,000 All right. Hey, I even heard that Rob will sign ass cheeks if you give him a couple of beers. 260 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000 That's just what I heard, Rob. 261 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,000 A couple of beers? There's a possibility. I just might. You never know. 262 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,000 There you go. Willie and Montrose, you want your ass cheeks signed? 263 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:46,000 Give Rob a couple of, what, yenlings maybe? Are you going to aim a little bit higher? 264 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000 Do you want a craft beer? What do you think? 265 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 No, no, no, no, no. Natty White. Natty White's fine. 266 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,000 Oh, there you go, Willie and Montrose. For literally 50 cents. 267 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Natty White is fine. 50 cents. You can give him two Natty Lights and he'll sign your ass cheeks. 268 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:08,000 So there. You can't beat that. You can't beat that with fucking baseball bat, guys. 269 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,000 So, all right, next. Mark, I am the mad farter. 270 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,000 I dusted you the other day when you were putting on your coat. 271 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:21,000 Which is true. This guy does work for me, Rob. 272 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,000 Enjoy my anal nectar, loser. 273 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000 Oh, I feel sorry for him. 274 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,000 Oh, I'm going to catch this fuck. Oh, I'm going to catch him. 275 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000 Sign the mad farter. 276 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:41,000 P.S. Next time I'm eating beef stew with veggies, almost feel bad for your nostrils. 277 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:49,000 It is war. Mad Farter, I'm going to find you. 278 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:56,000 I'm going to hunt you down. And I have a particular set of skills and I will. 279 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,000 Probably laugh with you. Fucking asshole. 280 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:06,000 Next one. Hey, douchebags, Des Moines here. 281 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,000 I found your show on a Des Moines podcast website. 282 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:16,000 You were rated four stars. It said it would have been five, but they said your sound quality lowered it. 283 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000 Rob and West Des Moines. 284 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:24,000 Can you, Rob, can you send me this one? I found really interesting. 285 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,000 Can you send me the link to what you found us on? 286 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,000 I would love to know because it's doing wonders for us up there. 287 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,000 That might be one of the reasons we're doing so well. I'd like to know what this website is. 288 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:43,000 And as far as the sound quality goes, we're working on it, man. We're small. 289 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:48,000 We're doing this on a nothing budget and we're doing this because we find it fun. 290 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:53,000 We've always enjoyed the art of radio and this is the closest we can get. 291 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,000 So and we make some people happy and that's good for us. 292 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:02,000 You know, that's good with us, man. We're going to keep this going as long as there's a certain amount of people enjoying it. 293 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:08,000 We're not looking to get rich at this or maybe possibly ever making a dime, but we just enjoy doing this. 294 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000 And we're glad that people like you enjoy it. 295 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000 So please send me that website. 296 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 We're doing this for our joy. Yeah. 297 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:22,000 And if we can make somebody else laugh, great, man. It makes us feel good. 298 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:26,000 Yeah, yes. It's no different than we've always done, Rob. 299 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,000 We've always had humor. We've always made people laugh. 300 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:37,000 We've always had these stories, these legendary stories of fucking pranks and shit that we pulled. 301 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 I mean, it's just stuff we've been doing all our lives. 302 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:45,000 And the prank stories and stuff like those are true stories. 303 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,000 Every damn one of them are true. It is not made up, no. 304 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:54,000 It's not made up, no, because we've got a lot of people listening. 305 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000 A lot of people listening. 306 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:09,000 I've even had, when me and Topher were doing the show, I've had people sending me messages on Facebook or if they have my number, texting me, saying, Hey, Mark, do you remember doing this? 307 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,000 Do you remember doing that? 308 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:16,000 That's how my MTV story came about, about screwing with Sam. 309 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:24,000 It was from this guy, this guy Lowell that he lived in Ruskin and he used to hang out at the mall all the time. 310 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 And him and I kept in touch on Facebook. He found me there. 311 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:35,000 And anyhow, he sent me that message going, Do you remember when you screwed with Sam, you and Davey had that MTV pass? 312 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:40,000 I'd forgotten all about that prank. And that's one of the best pranks we've ever pulled. 313 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000 That thing was a work of art. 314 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:48,000 And I wouldn't have thought of it if someone didn't send me that reminder. 315 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:53,000 And then it took me a little while and I got with Davey about the whole situation. 316 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000 And I said, Okay, this is what I remember happening. 317 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000 And he remembered it the exact same way. 318 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:05,000 And I conferred with Lowell and Lowell was like, Yeah, he goes, Yeah, that is pretty much what happened. 319 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,000 I think you're dead on. 320 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,000 So, yeah, these are true. 321 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000 We're not, we've done this shit. 322 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:24,000 So anyhow, you know, all the prank calls that I used to do to the quick trip in the old quick trip in Belvoir, the one that was right off the highway and 155th down there in that little valley. 323 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:30,000 I used to call that payphone and screw with people constantly. 324 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,000 And all that's true. 325 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:41,000 I mean, everyone, I mean, screwing with the the old the old guy used to work with getting on his Bluetooth when they very first came out and playing polka. 326 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 I mean, every damn one of these are true and they were a lot of fun. 327 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000 So anyhow, we're gonna go ahead with emails. 328 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:54,000 Mark, any chance you start a music Internet stream with your show playing between songs? 329 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,000 Tony and St. Joe. 330 00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:08,000 Okay, well, probably not, because I think I think you have to pay royalties even on the Internet to play music. 331 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,000 I'll have to look it up. 332 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:17,000 But I know there's like an after thing or at least there was for a long time. 333 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:26,000 It shut down Internet radio because after I was charging for the Internet playing on the Internet. 334 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000 I think the music was the same way the music licensing. 335 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000 I don't know how much it is per song or whatever. 336 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:38,000 And you're probably not going to make any money off an Internet radio station, really, unless it's like Pandora or something. 337 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000 So I don't see doing that. 338 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:51,000 But I will add this, that was the very first thing I wanted to do when I very started listening to this Internet radio station. 339 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:59,000 I believe it to be one of the first ever is called Hard Radio and it played hard rock, heavy metal and some classic rock. 340 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:05,000 And I loved it because there was no commercials and it was really good songs. 341 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,000 I mean, they played like the B sides and stuff. 342 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:14,000 And I had a dream of kind of doing like a music station with some talk in it on the Internet. 343 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,000 But it never came about. 344 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000 This is what came about is this right here. 345 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:27,000 So I mean, I did have that dream, but I don't think it's possible because of the, you know, you got to pay for it and everything. 346 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,000 And you don't really make money off of it, you know. 347 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:36,000 And like, I mean, we're losing money on this, but we're not losing so much money that we can't do it. Right. 348 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,000 Right. 349 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000 So anyhow, next one. 350 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000 Rob, check out the junkyard here in Montrose. 351 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000 I believe we have your bumper and quarter panel here. 352 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:56,000 We also are naming number five camp spot, two douchebags as a tribute to you and Mark, Jerry and Montrose. 353 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000 So we're going to go. 354 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000 We're getting number five camping spot named after us. 355 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000 Well, cool. 356 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000 I got somewhere to stay when I go up there. 357 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000 Hell yeah. 358 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000 I mean, is it free for us? 359 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000 I mean, what I mean, I think it can't be spots like 20 bucks a night or something. 360 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000 Do we get it for free because we got our name on it? 361 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,000 Just asking. 362 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,000 Okay. 363 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000 PS, the power plant. 364 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000 I will be coming up looking for those. 365 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000 All right. 366 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000 We're going to be doing that live. 367 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000 So save it open for us. 368 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:33,000 We know it's going to be very popular around there and people are going to be staying in it just to be around two douchebags and microphone. 369 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:39,000 You know, so anyhow, PS, the power, the power plant fishing is amazing for the glow carp. 370 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:44,000 Remember to go to the Henry County master baiter for all your fishing gear. 371 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000 I will. 372 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000 All right. 373 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,000 I've been around plenty of Henry County master baiters. 374 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,000 They have great fishing gear. 375 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:56,000 I used to fish that lake when I was a kid. 376 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000 Did you really? 377 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000 Yeah, sure. 378 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,000 What's this glow carp I'm hearing about? 379 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:07,000 That I don't know, but I'm willing to find out. 380 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,000 All right. 381 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:18,000 In a little bit, we're going to go to the new American Contemporary Urban Dictionary of America. 382 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:25,000 They have some new words for Gen Zers and Millenniums, but not for me and you, Rob, for them. 383 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:38,000 They are, as self-described, the premier place to go for the edgy slang for young adults and teenagers. 384 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:45,000 And these are the ones that they're shaking their fists at the Urban Dictionary saying, hey, those guys are outdated. 385 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,000 They're Gen Xers. This is the real stuff. 386 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 This is the new stuff that the younger generation needs to use. 387 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:56,000 But we'll go to that in a minute because you probably have something you want to get to, don't you? 388 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000 Yeah, I got a story, too. 389 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,000 All right, Rob. Go for it. 390 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,000 Then we'll come back to what I just described. 391 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000 All right. 392 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000 I found this one on Ultimate Guitar. 393 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,000 Ultimate Guitar. That's a pretty cool one. 394 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:22,000 I love Ultimate Guitar Online Magazine. I get a lot of information from that. It's a pretty good magazine. 395 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,000 This is a pretty good article, man. 396 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000 This is really cool. 397 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,000 All right. 398 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:39,000 Okay. A cancer patient recently spent his time in the operating room playing death tones and System of a Down songs. 399 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:55,000 What Christian Noel's brain was being operated on, he made sure to demonstrate that the cancerous growth on it hadn't degraded his mental faculties by playing the guitar. 400 00:37:55,000 --> 00:38:12,000 The mini concert was played at the request of Nolan's neurological team at the Sylvester Comprehensive Cancer Center at the University of Miami Miller School of Medicine. 401 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,000 They're a lot longer than that. 402 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000 Yeah. 403 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:27,000 As the team told Fox News Digital to avoid doing major damage to Nolan's brain, they needed him to be awake during the procedure. 404 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:45,000 The tumor manifested on the right side of Nolan's frontal lobe and was affecting his dexterity, explained Dr. Ricardo Pomotar, the director of the Brain Tumor Program at the University of Miami. 405 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:59,000 Christian was having issues with the left side of his body, particularly his left hand. He was noticing issues with his dexterity that affected his ability to play the guitar. 406 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000 Okay. 407 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:08,000 And then I'm going to jump down to Nolan's comment. 408 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,000 Okay. 409 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:19,000 He goes on to say, I'd only really heard of procedures of that nature being done in shows and movies. 410 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:28,000 I felt like it was such a unique experience that I couldn't pass up, especially with my motor skills being on the line. 411 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:35,000 Reportedly during surgery, Nolan attempted to play System of a Down and Deftones songs. 412 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,000 Cool. 413 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 I think that's a cool article, man. 414 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,000 That really is. 415 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,000 They're operating on his brain and he's playing guitar. 416 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000 Very cool. 417 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000 Very, very cool. 418 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,000 I like that story a lot. 419 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,000 Right on. 420 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,000 Thank you, Rob. That was a great story. 421 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,000 How about we take our second break? 422 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:07,000 I'm going to come back with the new Urban Contemporary of America words. 423 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,000 And I'm not even saying the website right. I'm getting tired of it. 424 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:16,000 You guys know what I said at first. What I said at first, that's their name. 425 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,000 Okay. So anyhow, we'll be right back with that information. 426 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,000 Next up, Things Overheard in Hell. 427 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,000 Howard Stern just signed a 10-year contract extension. 428 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:39,000 Continuing our quest here at Two Douchebags in a Microphone to be constantly funny, once again we offer you strange insults from an alien. 429 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:44,000 Your genie pool does not have a lifeguard. 430 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:53,000 Oh, shit. What's that over there? Oh no. It's the island of horrible jokes. 431 00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:03,000 My hotel tried to charge me for air conditioning. That's not cool. 432 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:10,000 My hotel tried to charge me for air conditioning. That's not cool. 433 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 434 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,000 Two Douchebags in a Microphone, raw and uncensored. 435 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:28,000 See behind the Smug Show. Watch as the douchebags get stung by its coffee beans. 436 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:37,000 Enjoy one of many coffee houses ordering our heroes out. Watch Mark revisit Clinton, Missouri to claim his innocence for all the man shitter accusations. 437 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:42,000 Act now and get both high quality DVD sets and a free douchebag calendar. 438 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:48,000 Mark off the day with a douchebag looking at you. Supplies are limited, so act now. 439 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:57,000 As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum. Two Douchebags in a Microphone. 440 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:05,000 Two Douchebags in a Microphone invade your ear holes in. Hey, who took a dump in the cooler? 441 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:14,000 A lot of podcasts just come from a can. Here at Two Douchebags in a Microphone, we pour our own podcasts. 442 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,000 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 443 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:27,000 Man, I sure wish I was the garbage man. You know what I could do if I was the garbage man? 444 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:32,000 I could go to the wrong parts of town on the wrong days periodically in the morning. 445 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:38,000 And then watch everybody run out of their house in their underwear with two bags of trash screaming, stop, halt. 446 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:43,000 Yeah, that's what I'd love to do. 447 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000 Two Douchebags in a Microphone on Mark. 448 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,000 And I am Rob. 449 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:12,000 Real quick, I just had a message sent to me over Facebook and I'd forgotten about this. 450 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,000 And I'll have to get with Topher to find out the exact address. 451 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:23,000 But we are featured on an internet music and variety station. It's a friend of Topher's. 452 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:33,000 And what this guy did that runs it is, he took certain bits that he liked and he just cut them up and he put them on his station with our permission. 453 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:38,000 And that might be something that the emailer might be interested in. 454 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:47,000 But I gotta confer with Topher to find out the address that you can go to and get this internet stream. 455 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:56,000 And I mean, it isn't all us and just music. It's a lot of other comedy bits and music bits and stuff like that from my understanding. 456 00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:04,000 So that might be something that the guy that wrote would be interested in or maybe not. 457 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:09,000 So that's just something that could maybe help him get what he wanted. 458 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:14,000 Anyhow, like I said, yeah, yeah. 459 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:21,000 I can't remember the name of it for nothing, but it was kind of like a variety station and I think he had some music. 460 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:25,000 And we have bits on there that he cut up and put on there that he liked. 461 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:32,000 And I don't know if he's still doing it or if he's just going with the bits that he got from me and Topher. I don't know. 462 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000 So anyhow, but I can probably find out. 463 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:48,000 Okay, this is the new words for 2024 that the new contemporary dictionary of Mid-America and surrounding areas or something like that. 464 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:55,000 Geez, I mean, just Google it and you'll find it probably seven pages down. You'll find this thing. 465 00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:00,000 But these people have been waving their tiny little fists in the air for a few years now. 466 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:13,000 And they say that if you're a Gen Z or a millennial, you have to use this because they say that the other urban dictionary is for the oldie oldsters, i.e. us and the boomers. 467 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:24,000 So anyhow, the first one that they say that we should use because it's younger people's slang, but not ours Rob, only younger people. 468 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000 I'm just warning this, it's not our slang, right? 469 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:33,000 We would hate to break the rules and use the slang that's not for us, right? 470 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:50,000 Okay, deep-facing. Deep-facing is when someone is trying to convince you of something that didn't happen, but the person looks like AI trying to fake through the lie. 471 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000 I kind of like that one. 472 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000 Yeah? 473 00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:02,000 I mean, I see where they got it at and it's kind of common. It doesn't have a word twist on it or nothing. 474 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:08,000 Deep-facing. I could see a deep fake and a face. Deep-facing. 475 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:13,000 It kind of describes what they're talking about, so okay. I can see that. 476 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:28,000 The next one is a sloshame. S-L-A-S-H-A-M-E. I believe it is pronounced sloshame. It does not have a pronunciation on here. 477 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:37,000 Maybe it's a slushum. A slushame. I don't know. Like I said, it's spelled S-L-A-S-H-A-M-E. 478 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:43,000 When someone makes fun of you and you come back with a witty response, it buries the person. 479 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:54,000 So, used in a sentence. Jerry was making fun of my shirt until I pointed out the stain on his crotch of his slacks. At least I can clean my clothes. 480 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:59,000 All right. 481 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:07,000 I didn't write these. They're not ours. 482 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:24,000 Next one. Ripple tides. When a person does an action that affects multiple people, Don got caught at the clubhouse in the woods. 483 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:35,000 No one can go there now. So therefore, Don or Ron committed a ripple tide. What he did affected many people that cannot go to the clubhouse now. 484 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:46,000 I'm going to go on with the last ones, but right now I think they suck. What do you think? 485 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000 So far, yeah. 486 00:47:49,000 --> 00:48:07,000 Next one. Rossin. R-O-S-S-I-N. Named after Ross from Friends. Means to act coy and nerdy near women, but probably will eventually get them by doing this. 487 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:21,000 Right. So, yeah. Let's say someone is being all poindexter and you come up to them and they're trying to smooth up on a chick and they get her. Then it's like whoever that guy is. 488 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:33,000 Hey man, you see him Rossin today? I kind of like that one. That may be the best out of all of them so far. What do you think? Yeah, I think so too. 489 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:52,000 Yeah. The next one is in center. The I in the N is capital. So I think you pronounce that. In center. So it's capital I-N. That's small case. S-E-N-T-E-R. All one word. In center. 490 00:48:52,000 --> 00:49:06,000 Means someone is getting all the attention and they bask in it. So in here it says Julie sure loves being in center. She makes a lot of funny jokes and people respond to them well. 491 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:23,000 Okay, next. Yeah. Yeah. Velva Ora. When someone is untouchable, everyone loves Betty. She is so kind. She has the velvet aura. 492 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:37,000 Okay, I think she's kind. I like that one. There's two or three on here that I really like and then the rest of them I don't know. I just didn't connect with them very well. 493 00:49:37,000 --> 00:50:01,000 Next one. Drinking it. D-R-I-N-K-I-N with an apostrophe. It. Drinking it. When someone suggests something and you agree completely. So yeah. I agree with what Jimmy said over there. So that means I'm drinking it. 494 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:15,000 So I think this is a play on drinking the Kool-Aid. Yeah. And it was flavorade by the way. But yeah. Okay. 495 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:35,000 And finally. Sue that. S-O-O-T-H space A-T. Sue that. When you want to relax at a particular area or place, I'm going to go sue that at the lake tomorrow. 496 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:55,000 Okay. Some of them were good. Yeah. Some of them. Some of them were not. So anyhow. Alright. 497 00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:15,000 Alright. So if you're Gen Z or millennial, go check those words out because those are the cool N words. Or at least that's what they say. So anyhow. Have you ever heard of loud budgeting? 498 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:23,000 No I have not. Well this is a new trend and it's a TikTok thing and a lot of people are doing it. 499 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:37,000 The onset of a new year can often mean adopting new behaviors or hacks to help reach your financial goals. And for some social media users, this year is all about loud budgeting. 500 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:53,000 The term went viral. How come loud budgeting wasn't on the new word list? Right? Right. Oh that must be from like maybe the real urban dictionary. I don't know. 501 00:51:53,000 --> 00:52:16,000 Okay. The term went viral on TikTok at the beginning of 2024 when one video racking up over 1.4 million views as of January 16th below CNBC select breaks down what you need to know about loud budgeting and how you might be able to use it to reach some of your financial goals. 502 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:32,000 So in a nutshell, what is loud budgeting? Loud budgeting is a money saving technique that involves declining social opportunities such as grabbing dinner with a friend or going to that destination wedding. 503 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:53,000 When it puts your financial goals in jeopardy and telling people that's the reason you aren't going is. So it's kind of like an excuse but it's a valid one. It's like I can't go to Barbados to be in part in the Henry's wedding or something. Right? Right. 504 00:52:53,000 --> 00:53:08,000 So because I'm loud budgeting and everyone's like oh okay we get it. We get it. So the idea with loud budgeting is to simply empower more people to be comfortable with speaking up about the financial goals and the most top of mind right now. 505 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:26,000 So that is loud budgeting and it's a TikTok trend and all I gotta say with that is okay. Alright I get it. So Rob you got something you want to go into? 506 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:33,000 Yeah actually I was on Singer's Room again. 507 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000 Yeah that's another good site. 508 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:41,000 And I found 15 best classic rock songs of all time. 509 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:45,000 Oh this is one you were telling me about the other day. I couldn't wait for this. Go ahead. 510 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:56,000 Yeah yeah because some of them I don't know and I think there's others that should be there too but it's a freaking list. 511 00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:10,000 Well you know a lot of it is regional. The songs that KY played this is back when they had program directors in every station no matter how big or how small it was. 512 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:21,000 They had their own program director and then he was the guy that put in the music he felt was big. So like what was big around the Midwest probably like I got a great example. 513 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:29,000 Bruce Springsteen is huge on the East Coast right. You come to the Midwest and they're like yeah he's okay. Not that big a deal. 514 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:37,000 West Coast they like him but don't love him but the East Coast is nuts about him. Especially the upper Northeast they just think he's the best music thing ever. 515 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:50,000 But he wasn't played that much on the radio here and he's not that thought of as highly here. I mean yeah he's a good musician and yeah we like some of his songs but we weren't fanatical about him like the Northeast was. 516 00:54:51,000 --> 00:55:01,000 So that's a pretty good example. So some of this is regional so some of this stuff that didn't go in there is probably where this survey or whatever was based out of. So go ahead Rob. 517 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000 And this is the list they came up with. 518 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:09,000 Well yeah that's another thing too. This is completely up to how they felt too. 519 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:14,000 I mean I just like other people's opinions to be honest. 520 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:20,000 Well you mentioned a couple of them and I was like yeah I see that. So yeah go ahead man. 521 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,000 And I can grade what I think of it okay. Does that sound good? 522 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,000 Yeah that's what I like. 523 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:32,000 Okay number fifteen. Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix. 524 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:43,000 Yeah. Yeah. Of course I would have picked the Bob Dylan remake along the watchtower or Voodoo Child. 525 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:49,000 But good great song. I can't really argue with it. 526 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:58,000 Okay coming in at number fourteen. Temptate Through the Devil by Rolling Stones. 527 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:02,000 I see it. I wouldn't have put it on. 528 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:07,000 I agree with it too. I've always enjoyed that song. 529 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:13,000 It's a great song but to me it's not a top fifteen worthy but this is all subject to your own opinion. 530 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:22,000 Right. Okay number thirteen. Rocket Man by Elton John. 531 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:33,000 Okay I was a little heavier guy. You know I liked heavier music. I liked a lot of psychedelic stuff. Some prog rock. 532 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:41,000 Elton John was great but he wasn't so much of my flavor that I would put him in the top fifteen. 533 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:45,000 But I respect their opinion and it is a great song. 534 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:56,000 If I was to put an Elton John song in my top fifteen if I had to it would be Funeral for a Friend. The Tribute to John Lennon. 535 00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:01,000 That song is amazing. That is an amazing song. 536 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,000 Okay anyhow go ahead. 537 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:09,000 Okay coming in at number twelve. More Than a Feeling by Austin. 538 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000 I can definitely see that. 539 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:20,000 Yep. Yeah I think I agree with that. That probably should be in the top fifteen maybe. 540 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:28,000 Okay coming in at number eleven. Layla Derrick and the Dominoes. 541 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:38,000 Yes. Now I've got a question Rob. Do you like Derrick and the Dominoes version or do you like Eric Clapton's version better? 542 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:46,000 Um. I like Derrick and the Dominoes better. To me it's got a little edgier sound. 543 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:53,000 Yeah. I like both. But yeah I think Derrick and the Dominoes would edge it out. 544 00:57:54,000 --> 00:58:00,000 Clapton's was fine but yeah I like the Derrick and the Dominoes better. 545 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,000 Wonderful song. 546 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,000 I like the voice that is just edgier. 547 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:08,000 Okay number ten. 548 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:12,000 Oh and I can agree with that. I can agree with that too. 549 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:19,000 Yes. Number ten. Imagine John Lennon. 550 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:23,000 Absolutely. Absolutely. 551 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,000 That's one of my karaoke songs. Come on. 552 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:41,000 The message of the song is kind of complicated and mixed so I can see someone not really caring for the lyrics so much. 553 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:52,000 But the music is just so good and the feeling was just excellent. So I have to agree. 554 00:58:52,000 --> 00:59:01,000 Okay number nine. Dream On by Aerosmith. 555 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,000 Okay. 556 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:09,000 That would be probably my top fifteen also. 557 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:13,000 I can see that too but I prefer the like Walkin' the Dog. 558 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:17,000 Walkin' the Dog with that funky fucking crazy guitar. 559 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,000 Yeah. 560 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:24,000 But you know this is all subject to what you grew up with you know. 561 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:28,000 The stuff that caught me on Walkin' the Dog was the lyrics. 562 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,000 You know she broke the needle now. She don't sew. 563 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000 I mean all these little innuendos and the whole thing. 564 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:40,000 It all was insinuating drug abuse but not coming out and saying it. 565 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:44,000 And it drove like the censorship people nuts. 566 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:48,000 Because they couldn't really prove exactly what he was saying. 567 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:52,000 But they had a pretty good idea of what he was saying you know. 568 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,000 So anyhow go ahead Rob. 569 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000 Okay number eight. 570 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:02,000 Smoke On the Water by Deep Booth. 571 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,000 Yeah. 572 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,000 I agree. 573 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,000 Yeah. 574 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:13,000 Yep besides that that's everybody's go to song on guitar because virtually everybody can play it. 575 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:20,000 But everybody plays it wrong because I watched Richie Blackmore show everybody how he plays it. 576 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,000 And everybody plays it completely wrong. 577 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,000 Because he does not move his fingers up and down the scale. 578 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:37,000 He uses a chord and then a chord he deviated from to actually do it by picking the strings. 579 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000 So it is a little bit more complicated. 580 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,000 Not a lot of people can do it that way. 581 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,000 So go ahead. 582 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000 Okay next. 583 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,000 Form the Run by Bruce Springsteen. 584 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000 There you go. Not for me. 585 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000 No. 586 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,000 Yeah not for me. 587 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,000 Not this Liz. 588 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,000 A lot of people think so. 589 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,000 Got nothing against him. 590 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,000 But top 15 to me. No he shouldn't even be near it. 591 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,000 Our opinion. 592 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,000 Our opinion. 593 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,000 Okay number six. 594 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,000 Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd. 595 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:24,000 I prefer Wish You Were Here but yeah. 596 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:29,000 No I'm like you. I think it should be Wish You Were Here instead. 597 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:35,000 Yeah to me Wish You Were Here was just such a classic. 598 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:40,000 I mean David Gilmore's note bending is so underrated. 599 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:45,000 Such a recognizable guitarist on every aspect. 600 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:54,000 He bent those notes so genuinely that he could virtually play anything and you know it was him. 601 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,000 Brilliant guitarist. 602 01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,000 Yes very brilliant. 603 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,000 Okay number five. 604 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000 Free Bird by Leonard Skinner. 605 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,000 Cool. 606 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:13,000 If you're talking about Skinner although I love the way he plays. 607 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,000 If you're talking about Skinner although I love other songs more. 608 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,000 Of Skinner. 609 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:24,000 And a lot of this is because I just heard it so much that I don't want to hear it again. 610 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,000 So I like some other stuff that they did much better. 611 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:34,000 But if you're going to talk about Skinner and put him on the top 15 it would have to be Free Bird. 612 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,000 Right? 613 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,000 Yeah. 614 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,000 Yeah. 615 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:44,000 Okay number four. 616 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:49,000 I do not see how it's even near this list. 617 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:53,000 They got to put a controversial one on there of course. 618 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:58,000 Sweet Child Oh Mine by Rose. 619 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,000 No. 620 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,000 That's the worst song Guns N' Roses ever did. 621 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,000 They have them at number four. 622 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,000 No. 623 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,000 No. 624 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,000 No. 625 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:13,000 God no. 626 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000 Wow there's so many picked from. 627 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,000 I'm trying to think. 628 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:24,000 Probably a side two off of Appetite for Destruction. 629 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:29,000 Rocket Queen. 630 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,000 Which does get radio play. 631 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,000 I think could have made it. 632 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000 It would have been a better choice. 633 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,000 Paradise City. 634 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000 I don't even want that one. 635 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,000 I think maybe even November Rain. 636 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:48,000 But Paradise City is fine if that's what you like Rob. 637 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,000 That's fine. 638 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,000 I'm just throwing them out there. 639 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,000 Anything that Sweet Child Oh Mine. 640 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:57,000 That was the worst damn song they ever written. 641 01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,000 They don't like it. 642 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,000 And there's a reason they don't like it. 643 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:04,000 Slash was fucking around with that. 644 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,000 And they made a song and he thought nothing of it. 645 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,000 And then it got picked up and they said no play it. 646 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:11,000 The record company or something. 647 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,000 And they did and it became a hit. 648 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,000 And they hate doing it. 649 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:20,000 So anyhow it's kind of like Gene Simmons with I Was Made For Loving You. 650 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,000 They were copying the disco craze. 651 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:27,000 And trying to sell a few records with Dynasty. 652 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,000 And that song hit. 653 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:32,000 And now Gene Simmons well he doesn't do it now. 654 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:36,000 But he had to play it at every concert when they put their makeup back on. 655 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,000 And he hated it. 656 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,000 So anyhow I personally like the song. 657 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,000 Anyhow go ahead. 658 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,000 Okay number three. 659 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,000 Hotel California The Eagles. 660 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,000 Yeah. 661 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:51,000 No argument. 662 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:53,000 That's the song. 663 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,000 Absolutely. 664 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,000 100%. 665 01:04:57,000 --> 01:05:00,000 Coming in at number two. 666 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,000 Bohemian Roxy Queen. 667 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,000 Yeah. 668 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:07,000 Yeah. 669 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,000 I mean. 670 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,000 The song just took up a whole new life. 671 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,000 Especially was reintroduced with Wayne's World. 672 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,000 And hit number one again. 673 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:21,000 This was a song that should have never been put out. 674 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,000 No I don't mean it like that. 675 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,000 What I mean is this is a song. 676 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:28,000 That nobody thought would ever do well. 677 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:32,000 Could they actually do a song like that. 678 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,000 And they did. 679 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,000 Yeah they did. 680 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,000 And it hit. 681 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,000 Yeah props to Queen for ever doing that song. 682 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,000 Because everybody was against that song. 683 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,000 But then when it came out. 684 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,000 Did well. 685 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,000 And then it did even better in hindsight. 686 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,000 When Wayne's World. 687 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:55,000 Put it out on their soundtrack. 688 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,000 You know because everybody used to sing it. 689 01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,000 Mamma Mia Mamma Mia Mamma Mia. 690 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,000 Let me go. 691 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,000 That whole thing. 692 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,000 Everybody used to do that in the car. 693 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:07,000 And I mean props to them. 694 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,000 Balls the size of Texas. 695 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,000 Forever putting that song out. 696 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,000 And that song deserves all the accolades it gets. 697 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:17,000 So go ahead. 698 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:21,000 Okay coming in at number one. 699 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:25,000 Stairway to Heaven by Zeppelin. 700 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,000 Okay. 701 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,000 Yeah. 702 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,000 I guess if you gotta go with Zeppelin. 703 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,000 You gotta go with their. 704 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,000 It's song. 705 01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:37,000 The song that everybody praises as number one. 706 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:41,000 All those top four hundreds over Labor Day. 707 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,000 All those top four hundreds over the New Year. 708 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,000 Of all time classic rock songs. 709 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,000 That or Freebird always hits number one. 710 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,000 So I guess I can't really argue with that. 711 01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:54,000 So alright Rob that was a good list. 712 01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,000 I have an idea. 713 01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,000 Take off Sweet Child of Mine. 714 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,000 And throw in anything by Fleetwood Mac. 715 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,000 Fleetwood Mac did not make this list. 716 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,000 You know what you're right. 717 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,000 Fleetwood Mac should have made the list. 718 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,000 As a matter of fact. 719 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,000 As a matter of fact. 720 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,000 Hey. 721 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:17,000 Let's do our top fifteen. 722 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,000 Me and you. 723 01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,000 Each one of us do our top fifteen. 724 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:23,000 Classic rock songs of all time. 725 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,000 That sound good? 726 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,000 Alright. 727 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,000 Alright. 728 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,000 Sounds good. 729 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:33,000 We'll have that in a few days. 730 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:35,000 Okay. 731 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,000 I'm gonna start writing on mine tonight. 732 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,000 Cause just listening to that list. 733 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,000 I'm gonna go in that direction. 734 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:43,000 And I already have like four songs. 735 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:45,000 That I think should have been on there. 736 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:47,000 So this ought to be fun. 737 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,000 So alright. 738 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:51,000 Well we are at the end of this podcast. 739 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,000 So Rob you got anything you want to say before we hang up on the people? 740 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,000 Ah that's pretty much all I have for this evening. 741 01:07:58,000 --> 01:07:59,000 Alright everybody have a great night. 742 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,000 Thank you for listening. 743 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,000 Bye. 744 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:08,000 Bye. 745 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:17,000 Hey where did everybody go? 746 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:19,000 Where are the douche bags? 747 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:23,000 Oh my god someone took a dump in the corner. 748 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,000 Oh jeez. 749 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:27,000 Glad they are gone. 750 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,000 Let's just hope they don't come back. 751 01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:32,000 Man that smells.