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This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast, Two Douchebags and a Microphone.

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People often ask us how they can find us when doing a remote broadcast.

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One, smell. Go to the city market and start sniffing.

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Our aroma has been described as a mixture of flea powder for goats, Tabasco sauce, and old sock with dark fuzzy urine.

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Two, look for the spot absent of patrons.

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Four, just call us at 816-512-7717.

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They are about what's just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

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But we can tell you what you can eat.

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On most of these Apocalypse series, we tell you what plants you can eat in case of an apocalypse and you have to go out to your yard for food.

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Well, this one is going to explain to you the plants you may be aware of to not eat.

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Plants that could be toxic usually might have milky white sap, thorns, spines, or fine hairs, or leaves or stems.

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Pods with bulbs, beans, or seeds, stems or trunks that have an almond scent.

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Three-leafed foliage growth. Also be aware of intensely bitter or sappy flavor.

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Foliage reminiscent of dill, parsley, or carrot.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

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I will roast you. But my mom told me to not burn trash.

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Hehehehehe.

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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Should I throw away all my socks, then only buy 30 pair of one kind of sock? Will they eventually not match up?

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Hmph. I may never know.

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Hello there. Two Deuce bags and microphone on Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Alright. Well, let's see. We had some interesting games yesterday, didn't we? We had a...

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. First off...

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Hi to Opal.

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Hm?

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I hope you're listening, Grandma.

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Hi Grandma Opal. We love you.

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Hi. Okay, was that what you were going to say, or not?

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Yeah, yeah. I was going to say hi to Grandma Opal.

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Okay, cool. Um, anyhow, we had...

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Hey, hey, hey. It got, it got a case of total listens.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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Okay, anyhow, we had some interesting games going on yesterday, and Baltimore...

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Yes, we do.

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Baltimore ended up just beating the hell out of their opponent.

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and anyhow we had a San Francisco barely squeaking by Green Bay so what we have

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is whoever wins the Chiefs-Bills game is going to be playing Baltimore in

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Baltimore so that's going to be a good game whether it's the Bills or the

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Chiefs I certainly hope it's the Chiefs but it's I think this game tonight could

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have the makings of another classic it seems like even if it's not a playoff

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game between Buffalo and Kansas City it usually ends up to be a real nuttucker

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all the way to the end so I expect no different and we're about an hour and a

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half away from the start of that game and currently...

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Man I'm going to be listening. I ain't going to be able to watch because it's on CBS.

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Man that blows so the only place it's on...

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I can at least listen.

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The only place it's on regular TV is Kansas City and I guess no other market.

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That is just...

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Well no if you have Paramount Plus you can get it.

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Well I know but I'm talking about free TV.

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Right, right.

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I don't know. The NFL is shooting themselves in the foot I think.

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I think that they need to keep it free and the stuff about segmenting it out and

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people having to pay for it is not a good idea.

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Right, right.

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So anyhow...

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Yeah there's been enough complaints about that.

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Yeah there's been a ton of complaints about it and if they don't...

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I don't think it's a very good look for the NFL and I think they need to reevaluate it.

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So anyhow today we have Food Wars dessert.

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Okay well while we're on sports can I throw a little something to hit you real quick?

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Absolutely. Go right on ahead Rob.

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It's something I found on NBC Sports.

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NASCAR adds three new members to the Hall of Fame Friday night in Charlotte, Carolina.

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Jenny Johnson and Chad Noss, K-N-A-U-S, will enter the Hall of Fame as the modern era representatives.

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Doing so in their first year of eligibility.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Donnie Allison will enter the Hall of Fame in his first year of eligibility on the Pioneer ballot.

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So there's the three new members in the NASCAR Hall of Fame.

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Real quick Rob.

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Jenny Johnson, Chad Noss, and Donnie Allison.

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Okay. Donnie Allison you're saying it's on the Pioneer. Is that like the creators, the ground, you know, going back to the origins of NASCAR? Is that what it is?

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Yeah, the Allison family.

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Okay, okay. That's pretty cool that they're doing that.

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And known for racing.

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Yes. Okay. Alright. So the Pioneer Award is kind of like a tribute to the beginners and the founding fathers of NASCAR.

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Yes. Okay. So they take the prolific people from back then that really got it to go in and they bring them in today's Hall of Fame. I think that's a great idea.

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So NASCAR isn't all shooting themselves in the foot. So just 90% of the time it seems like anymore doesn't it?

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Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I think that's a good pick.

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I agree with every one of those choices. They needed to be in. Excellent.

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I am a NASCAR follower by the way.

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I never really have been but I'm very familiar with it because I am surrounded by NASCAR people.

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Yeah. Kevin Harvick is my man. Was my man.

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Well yeah. But no. You know what? I mean that's pretty good. Yeah. That's pretty good stock right there. I can tell you that.

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Alright. Get in with the sports. Sports is done.

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As far as I know.

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Okay. I got a neat little story here Rob.

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Yeah.

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Okay. Switching gears completely.

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Do it.

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Dog DNA detectives trace owners not scooping the poop in an Italian province.

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Province. Not Providence.

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So basically what they did was they found the dog poop or the dog shit on the ground.

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They grabbed it. Took DNA from it.

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And found the people who was responsible for leaving it.

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So I'm going to read a little bit more of this but I want to know how they was able to have the dog DNA. Don't you?

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Did they make everybody who got an animal provide a DNA sample?

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They probably took it to the vet. But here's my question.

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Yes.

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If you're going to pick it up and put it in a bag.

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Uh huh.

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If you're going to go through that much trouble. Why are you going to go have the DNA ran? Throw it in the nearest trash can.

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I... Yeah. Good point.

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I live in apartments. I live in apartments.

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Uh huh.

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And our dogs go out here. We pick our stuff up.

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Most people do. I've noticed it.

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But if those that don't, if you see something laying out. Get off your ass. Help the community.

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Yes. So I have some of the answers right here.

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Okay. Okay. Cool.

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Okay.

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I don't know man. I don't know.

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Um... I think it's overstepping. I mean I understand.

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Yeah. I can see both sides of that.

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Me too. I mean you get tired of stepping in dog shit all the time.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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And you get tired of seeing it and smelling it. Um... I don't know though.

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I mean I kind of have this overwhelming feeling that okay they start with that. Then how far would they go?

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Well no. That's when you need to go to your local city animal control.

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Do it the legal way.

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Yeah. Good point.

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If you don't want to get into a confrontation with your neighbor, do it the legal way.

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Go with animal control and they will understand.

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Yes.

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You know get with your city. It's a nuisance.

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Okay. Cool.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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That's the way I see it.

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No. I agree with you. I think you're right on that.

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Um... okay.

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Uh... well. You know what? I suppose it's going to probably fix the issue.

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So... okay.

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Um... I mean I guess it will.

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Anyhow.

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Interesting stuff. And they must have a hell of a...

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To go through those links. They must have a hell of a problem with dog shit all over.

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That people must just be leaving it.

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Okay. I get it.

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That's why you go to your city.

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Yes. Okay. Rob. I got a question about personally down there where you live.

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We're supposed to get freezing rain and ice later this evening.

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And they said the further south and east you go the more ice they're supposed to get.

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What's your forecast say or do you know?

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Okay. Well we're supposed to bottom out at 28.

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Uh...huh.

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And it's supposed to start like early morning.

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You know.

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3, 4, 6 o'clock.

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It's supposed to be rain with freezing rain.

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But then we're supposed to get up to like 35.

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Okay. So...

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So it's going to be mainly rain I think.

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They're calling for a bunch of ice.

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But from what I'm reading on KY3 out of Springfield...

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Out of Springfield. Yeah.

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Our temperatures are going to be higher.

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And tomorrow through the next week and a half, two weeks, we're supposed to be in the 40s, 50s.

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So it's going to be very short lived.

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I think it's moving in warmer weather.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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I think we're going to get more rain. There could be some ice.

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Well I think there's going to be a period in the morning where there's some ice early morning.

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And then probably the temperature will allow it to melt pretty quickly.

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Yeah. Well I'm off tomorrow so I don't have to worry about it. I can sleep in.

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You know what? That's excellent. Good.

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Well you see that definitely helped you out right there the four days a week.

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At least for the interim.

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I've got to be in at 4 a.m. tomorrow.

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Yeah.

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So yeah I'm going to...

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I feel for you brother.

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Eh. It's alright. You know what? I'll get out at 12.30.

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And then I basically have three days off.

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And then I go in for another week.

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Well a couple of days. Got a day off.

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Go in for another couple of days.

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Have a couple of days off.

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Then go in for one day and then I'm on my vacation.

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Not that I'm counting but yes I am.

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So anyhow...

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I bet you are.

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Yeah. Yep.

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So I am still...

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Anybody with me?

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I'm still trying to work out the logistics of recording on the ship.

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I have all the equipment.

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But the one thing I need to know is...

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Okay.

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I don't know how you carry laptops anymore.

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I think you have to bring them and put them on the conveyor.

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You can't have them in something.

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I've got to look up all this stuff.

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And then I'm going to have a microphone.

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I'm going to have headphones and all this stuff.

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So it's going to be interesting to have this whole setup.

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Because before when me and Topher was doing it...

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Plus your regular luggage.

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Yes.

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So...

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Yeah. This will be cool.

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Yeah. I've got to figure this out because I really want to do a couple of podcasts on the ship.

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I think it will be really cool.

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So anyhow...

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If not, we're sorry assholes.

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You're going to have to miss us for a few days.

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You're getting your money's worth.

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If we cannot, we're trying.

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Yes.

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Well Mark's trying.

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I'm trying.

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His trip. Not mine. I'm stuck in Campton.

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Yeah. I wish you could go with.

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You've never done a cruise before, have you?

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No. I'm working on it.

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You need to treat yourself Rob. You work hard.

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You work hard. You need something for you to thank yourself.

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It's very important to thank yourself in life.

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No. I know when I'll be able to do it.

241
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Okay.

242
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It's not right now.

243
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I got you.

244
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It's coming. It's coming.

245
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I understand.

246
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It's not right now.

247
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Yeah. I'm going on a cruise.

248
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I'm a Pisces man. I've got to get on the water.

249
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That's right.

250
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I live like the Ozarks. Come on.

251
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I'm a Scorpio so I have to be in the water too.

252
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So I got you.

253
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I want to be on the big... Yeah.

254
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I've seen the golf a few times.

255
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I want to be out on it.

256
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I've been on beaches.

257
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I love the golf. I love beaches and everything.

258
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But there's something about being on the ocean.

259
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Especially at night on your own private balcony where you sit there and look at the ocean at night.

260
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It is just so tranquil, relaxing, beautiful.

261
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And you're floating on it.

262
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Yes.

263
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Yeah.

264
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And that's when you break out a cigar and grab you a couple of beers from the bar upstairs.

265
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And just go on your private balcony and enjoy a couple hours of you in the ocean.

266
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So anyhow, that's my idea of a hotel.

267
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I'll make a deal with you right here and right now.

268
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Okay.

269
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To my best friend.

270
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Okay.

271
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All right, Rob.

272
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What would it be?

273
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My first cruise will be with you.

274
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Okay.

275
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You got it.

276
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All right.

277
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Yeah.

278
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I want somebody I know.

279
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And why not my best friend?

280
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You know what, Rob?

281
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Perfect.

282
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Perfect.

283
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Yeah.

284
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And you get us cheaper tickets.

285
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Yes.

286
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Yes, I can do that.

287
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Yep.

288
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Yeah.

289
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Yep.

290
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They almost begged me to go on a cruise now because they look at a bunch of different

291
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variations.

292
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They got the people that gamble.

293
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The people that gamble get great deals because they want them on the boat losing money.

294
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And then they have the people that get on the boat buy the drink packages, buy the massages

295
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and stuff like that, you know.

296
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So I would fit in the second category.

297
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But this time I think I'm going to, since it's a brand new boat, only the fourth sailing,

298
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I'm going to hit up roulette.

299
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I'm going to hit up Texas Hold'em.

300
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I'm going to hit up Blackjack.

301
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Oh, Texas Hold'em.

302
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Hell yeah.

303
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I'm going to hit up five or six actual table games this time just for the hell of it because

304
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it's a new boat.

305
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Let's see what it does.

306
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Instead of slots.

307
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Instead of slots.

308
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Yeah.

309
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I think it'll be fun.

310
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I know that the best dealer is going to be on this boat because it's brand new.

311
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It's their pride and joy right now.

312
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So I think it's going to be a great opportunity to get the best of everything.

313
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They even have a craft brewery in this boat.

314
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Oh, God.

315
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Oh, I know.

316
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I could see myself in there swilling some fucking fantastic.

317
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Val is going to be so pissed at you.

318
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Nah, she'll be fine.

319
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She knows.

320
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I don't know.

321
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She'll get to do what she wants to.

322
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Exactly.

323
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Yeah.

324
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I'll be like, hey man, go grab your mimosa.

325
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She knows where you'll be.

326
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Yeah.

327
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Go grab your mimosa.

328
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I'm going to go find an amber logger or whatever, or whatever they got.

329
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So anyhow, let's go ahead and take our first break and come right back.

330
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Rob, that sound good?

331
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Sound good.

332
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All righty.

333
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Excellent.

334
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Oh, shit.

335
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:23,840
What's that over there?

336
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What's that over there?

337
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,840
Oh, no.

338
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:31,840
It's island of horrible jokes.

339
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:32,840
Ugh.

340
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My hotel tried to charge me for air conditioning.

341
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That's not cool.

342
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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

343
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It's strange insults from an alien.

344
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Real hilarity.

345
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Your IQ isn't even room temperature.

346
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Next up, things overheard in hell.

347
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Well, that new handsome CD is just a laptop.

348
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Uh-huh.

349
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Now, from the makers of the Who Bit My Asshole board game comes the Rob Rad Jigsaw Fuzzle.

350
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351
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352
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This brilliant glossy photo of Rob wearing a loin cloth in a rain forest is the perfect

353
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354
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355
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356
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See behind the smoke show.

357
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Watch as the douchebags get stung by a scorpion beast.

358
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Enjoy one of many coffee houses ordering our heroes out.

359
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Watch Mark revisit Clinton, Missouri to claim his innocence for all the mad shitter accusations.

360
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I didn't do it.

361
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I'm not the mad shitter.

362
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363
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Mark off the day with a douchebag looking at you.

364
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Supplies are limited, so act now.

365
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Two douchebags in a microphone, I'm Mark.

366
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And I'm Rob.

367
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All right.

368
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Earlier I mentioned something about food wars and people that have been around a long time

369
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might know this and some people probably don't.

370
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I love them.

371
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:25,840
I do too.

372
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:26,840
This originated-

373
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I find them challenging.

374
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:29,840
They are.

375
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,840
We put a lot of thought into this.

376
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:32,840
It makes us think.

377
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It makes us think.

378
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Yes, it does.

379
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,840
And it goes over well at work too, whenever I mention this and start saying stuff.

380
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:43,840
Everyone jumps in and they have their own point of view on who should win.

381
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,840
It's actually pretty popular.

382
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:50,840
People really respond to it more than I ever thought they would.

383
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:56,840
I was walking through Costco and I'm sitting there in the produce section looking at some

384
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,840
produce and I'm like, man, what the fuck?

385
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What would happen if one of these plums jumped up and just started kicking the shit out of

386
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:05,840
an orange?

387
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,840
And it began from there.

388
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:11,840
So I was like, you know, this is something we need to take on the broadcast.

389
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,840
I can answer that one.

390
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,840
Who would win?

391
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,840
The orange has a thicker coating.

392
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:21,840
Yes, and the plum is rather mushy and the orange could jump on-

393
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,840
That's where we come in.

394
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:24,840
Yes.

395
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,840
So this is dessert.

396
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,840
We've never done desserts before, Rob.

397
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,840
Oh, yeah, this is going to be good.

398
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,840
Yeah, this is interesting.

399
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:41,840
So the first one is creme brulee versus marshmallow fluff.

400
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:46,840
I could not come up with an angle on this when I wrote it.

401
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:50,840
I didn't put a whole lot of thought to it because I wanted to hash it out on the show.

402
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:57,840
Creme brulee, I think, is tougher than marshmallow fluff.

403
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,840
And you know why?

404
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,840
It's caramelized.

405
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,840
You like that bitch on fire.

406
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,840
I think by the time you light it on fire, it's good.

407
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,840
You're going right where I was.

408
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,840
The fire would melt.

409
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,840
A lot of it is marshmallow.

410
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,840
Yes.

411
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:22,840
So yeah, you light the creme brulee on fire, it would melt the marshmallow.

412
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:27,840
Yes, yeah, and it would caramelize it and make it taste wonderful.

413
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:32,840
Now, once you first make a marshmallow fluff, it's thicker.

414
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,840
Yes, but I thought of that.

415
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,840
But you light it on fire, it's done.

416
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:43,840
Yes, yeah, so creme brulee is designed to be lit on fire to be caramelized,

417
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,840
and marshmallow fluff isn't, so when it's on fire,

418
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:51,840
the creme brulee would jump on the marshmallow fluff and melt it into nothing.

419
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:52,840
Yeah.

420
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,840
Okay, so we're going creme brulee.

421
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:58,840
And also, DoucheB66 at yahoo.com.

422
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,840
If you want to dispute any of these, feel free.

423
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,840
We're all ears.

424
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,840
We will listen to any order.

425
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:06,840
You want to say anything?

426
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,840
Yes, anything at all.

427
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:09,840
Send us some emails.

428
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,840
We want to hear from our listeners.

429
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,840
Yes, and Montrose, keep them coming.

430
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:15,840
We got another Montrose one.

431
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:21,840
Oh, by the way, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, there is something I do have to say.

432
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,840
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you told me.

433
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,840
To a couple people.

434
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,840
And also.

435
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:36,840
I'm getting, I'm looking for a radiator for a 99 Dodge Dakota.

436
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:41,840
So I'm getting ready to go to a solid yard.

437
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:46,840
So while I'm there, I'm going to be looking for the 72 Coupe de Ville bumper.

438
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:47,840
There you go.

439
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:52,840
I'm going to be looking for the rear quarter, was it right rear?

440
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,840
Quarter panel for a Chevy Vega.

441
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:55,840
Quarter panel for the Vega.

442
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,840
And was it a 78?

443
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:03,840
I think it's a 78 Chevy Vega and a 72 Coupe de Ville, right?

444
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,840
No, the 79.

445
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,840
78, 79 Vega, they're all the same.

446
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:09,840
They're the same thing.

447
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,840
The quarter panel will be the same.

448
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:12,840
And also.

449
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:17,840
It's just as long as I get the Coupe de Ville right, because those change.

450
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:18,840
Yes, they do.

451
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,840
Coupe de Ville's changed year to year drastically.

452
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:30,840
But no, I'm looking, I know you guys are on my mind while I'm helping my friend going to get a radiator for a 99 Dakota.

453
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:31,840
There you go.

454
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,840
We're a full service podcast, guys.

455
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,840
Full service.

456
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:37,840
Can't beat that.

457
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,840
What other podcast finds bumpers for you?

458
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:45,840
And I'm probably going to be doing that tomorrow in the freezing rain.

459
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:46,840
So.

460
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:47,840
Yeah.

461
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:48,840
All right.

462
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:49,840
Well.

463
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:50,840
I take care of you guys.

464
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,840
At least I will be indoors working.

465
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,840
I can say that much.

466
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:55,840
So.

467
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,840
No, I'm not getting paid for this.

468
00:27:58,840 --> 00:27:59,840
No, no, no.

469
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:00,840
I'm just saying.

470
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,840
You know, I just complained about having to go in early.

471
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:04,840
OK.

472
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,840
I have a Wiener Hut review.

473
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,840
Oh, awesome.

474
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,840
I've been dying to hear.

475
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:12,840
Yes.

476
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,840
Let me finish these first.

477
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:15,840
OK.

478
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:16,840
Yeah.

479
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:17,840
Yeah.

480
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:18,840
Let's do the battles.

481
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,840
Yeah, we're going to finish the battles.

482
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,840
Once again, like we do.

483
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:28,840
We're going to do the battles and then I'm going to go into Wiener Hut review because

484
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:33,840
Rob is the one that found this online and you want to know about the barbecue hot dog,

485
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:34,840
right?

486
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:35,840
Yes.

487
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,840
Well, let's get to that stuff on the food.

488
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,840
Let's get that over with.

489
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,840
I want to hear about my Wieners.

490
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:43,840
OK.

491
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:44,840
Next one.

492
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:48,840
Cherry Danish versus Apple Turnover.

493
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:54,840
I don't really have a feeling on that one.

494
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:55,840
Apple Turnover.

495
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:56,840
OK.

496
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:57,840
Why is that?

497
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,840
It's a heavier dough.

498
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:01,840
It's OK.

499
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:02,840
The cherry.

500
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:03,840
Yeah.

501
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:04,840
And you got a cherry.

502
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:05,840
You said cherry Danish, right?

503
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:10,840
Cherry Danish versus an Apple Turnover.

504
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:11,840
OK.

505
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:19,840
Well, the cherry Danish, the cherry in the middle would give way and it would collapse.

506
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:20,840
Yeah.

507
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:24,840
And the cherry is on top where the turnover is like wrapped in a dough.

508
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:25,840
Yeah.

509
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:26,840
And it's just chunks.

510
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,840
It's like a big old brick.

511
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:29,840
Yeah.

512
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:34,840
So like this burrito-like turnover could smash the shit out of a Danish and there's nothing

513
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:35,840
a Danish could do, right?

514
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:36,840
No.

515
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,840
It's like a food pocket.

516
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:39,840
Yeah.

517
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:40,840
Yeah.

518
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:41,840
OK.

519
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:42,840
Which comes to the old saying.

520
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:43,840
It'll collapse.

521
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:49,840
Is an Apple Turnover basically a hot pocket with apple in it?

522
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:50,840
No.

523
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:51,840
Not an Apple Turnover.

524
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:52,840
Oh.

525
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:53,840
Wait a second.

526
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:54,840
Yeah.

527
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:55,840
Is it a hot pocket?

528
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:56,840
No.

529
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:57,840
OK.

530
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,840
See, I was taking Apple Fritter.

531
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:00,840
Apple.

532
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:01,840
Oh.

533
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:02,840
Oh.

534
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:03,840
Oh.

535
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:04,840
OK.

536
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:05,840
Apple Turnover.

537
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:06,840
Not Apple Turnover.

538
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:07,840
Cherry Danish.

539
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:11,840
I still think an Apple Turnover.

540
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:12,840
No.

541
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:13,840
No.

542
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:14,840
OK.

543
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:15,840
I think the cherry Danish would jump on top.

544
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:16,840
OK.

545
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:17,840
Well, go ahead.

546
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:18,840
Why is that?

547
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:29,840
I think the cherry, well, yeah, the turnover would be more hollow than the Danish would

548
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:30,840
be.

549
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,840
The Danish would just hollow in the middle of the top.

550
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:33,840
Oh.

551
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,840
I see what you're saying.

552
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:35,840
Actually, you're right.

553
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:36,840
You're right.

554
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:37,840
Cherry Danish it is?

555
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:38,840
Yeah.

556
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:39,840
OK.

557
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:40,840
Next one.

558
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:41,840
Surprisingly, even though I don't like cherries.

559
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:42,840
Oh, I love cherries.

560
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:43,840
But anyhow, that's neither here nor there.

561
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:44,840
I'm more apple.

562
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:45,840
I was rooting for that.

563
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:46,840
I'll take it.

564
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:47,840
You wanted apple fritter.

565
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:48,840
I was taking Apple Fritter.

566
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:49,840
It was scorching.

567
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:50,840
Well, here's the deal.

568
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:51,840
I wrote this out and you had me thinking Apple Fritter too.

569
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:52,840
Yeah.

570
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:53,840
Yeah.

571
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:54,840
Well, I never got it.

572
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,840
No, that's exactly what I was thinking too.

573
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:57,840
I wrote it down.

574
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:08,760
I'm like, wait a minute.

575
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,880
We are talking about a fritter.

576
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:11,880
So anyhow.

577
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:12,880
Yeah.

578
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:13,880
Yeah.

579
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,880
We're talking about the pocket which we put.

580
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:16,880
Yeah.

581
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:17,880
So cool.

582
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:18,880
Next one.

583
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:19,880
It's like a cave.

584
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:20,880
It'll cave in.

585
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:21,880
Yep.

586
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:22,880
Next one.

587
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,880
Chocolate pudding versus vanilla custard.

588
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:35,800
I think custard is thicker than pudding, isn't it?

589
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,560
I believe it is.

590
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:41,320
It has a thicker consistency.

591
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,320
So okay.

592
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:43,320
I got this one.

593
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,320
I got this one.

594
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:45,320
Okay.

595
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,320
Frozen custard.

596
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:47,320
Oh, yep.

597
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:48,320
Custard it is.

598
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:55,320
Have you ever heard of frozen pudding?

599
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:56,320
No.

600
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:57,320
Nope.

601
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,320
I don't even know.

602
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,000
My favorite is chocolate pudding.

603
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Chocolate pudding is fucking awesome.

604
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
Sorry.

605
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,000
Sorry.

606
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000
No, it's all right.

607
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000
That's fine.

608
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,000
No, no.

609
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,000
There is frozen custard.

610
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000
Yes.

611
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,000
Yep.

612
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,000
Yeah.

613
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,000
Which is very good by the way.

614
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,720
Have you ever been to Andy's frozen custard?

615
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,520
We have quite a few of them up here now.

616
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,520
Yeah.

617
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,520
No, no.

618
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:23,520
We have one down here in Oakley Beach.

619
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:24,520
Yeah.

620
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:25,520
And it's pretty damn good really.

621
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:26,520
Yeah.

622
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:27,520
Yeah.

623
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:30,520
We actually have one of those.

624
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,520
Okay.

625
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:32,520
Cool.

626
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:33,520
That's good.

627
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:34,520
Yeah.

628
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,520
Osage Beach will be a great place to have one, especially during the summer.

629
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:40,400
So one of those 105 degree days on the lake.

630
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,960
Everyone's up there at Andy's I bet.

631
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,560
So the next one.

632
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:45,560
No.

633
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,760
I'm staying at home in my AC.

634
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:51,680
I can't blame you.

635
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:59,240
Next one, blueberry pancake versus Belgian waffle.

636
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,200
I think a pancake is heavier.

637
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,200
Belgian waffle.

638
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,200
Okay.

639
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:08,200
Why is that?

640
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:14,480
The blueberry would allow leaks.

641
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,680
The Belgian waffle is solid.

642
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:17,680
Yeah.

643
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:18,680
Oh.

644
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,680
The blueberry has imprints in it.

645
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:22,680
Yeah.

646
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:23,680
You know what?

647
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:24,680
No, no, no.

648
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:25,680
You're right.

649
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:26,680
Either one.

650
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,680
Either one.

651
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:28,680
Yeah.

652
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:29,680
No, Rob.

653
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:30,680
You were right.

654
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,600
The blueberry would allow holes in it if you can get through those holes.

655
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,360
And it would go down in it.

656
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,920
A Belgian waffle has those imprints on it, right?

657
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,200
They're very strong.

658
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,280
So I agree with you after you said that.

659
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:48,520
A Belgian waffle would get up on a pancake and potentially smash it and the blueberries

660
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,080
would run everywhere.

661
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:53,600
So that would make the Belgian waffle the winner immediately, right?

662
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:54,600
Yeah.

663
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,600
Well, yeah.

664
00:33:55,600 --> 00:34:02,160
It's the same difference between a smooth day, San-Erin or, you know.

665
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,160
Okay.

666
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,160
All right.

667
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,160
You know what?

668
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:06,160
Belgian waffle it is.

669
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,160
You're right.

670
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,160
It's how big the fuck is.

671
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,160
Yeah.

672
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:14,240
Well, besides that, we all know Belgian waffles have an attitude.

673
00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:15,680
You don't fucking look at one wrong.

674
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:16,680
It'll come after you.

675
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:17,680
It'll flat come after you.

676
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:18,680
And blueberry's fruity.

677
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:19,680
Yes.

678
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:24,680
Belgian, you're all on it.

679
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:29,960
Belgian is looking in the mirror and kissing his muscles and blueberry is over there trying

680
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,160
to organize his dresser.

681
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,160
Is that it?

682
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:34,160
Yep.

683
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,160
Okay.

684
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,160
Yep.

685
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,160
Yep.

686
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:38,160
Yep.

687
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,160
There we go.

688
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,160
Next one.

689
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,160
Apple fritter versus lemon cake.

690
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,160
Apple fritter.

691
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:46,360
Apple fritter because everything that we just said about a fritter that we thought we were

692
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,960
talking about.

693
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:54,400
But we're actually talking about a fucking turnover.

694
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,400
That my friend.

695
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,720
That was a fucking cave in the middle of it.

696
00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:58,720
No.

697
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:00,200
That my friend is the power of suggestion.

698
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,800
Just think we talked that one out.

699
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,160
Oh, I know.

700
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:04,840
That is the power of suggestion, Rob.

701
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:13,920
You suggested that it was a fritter and I was sitting here looking at my sheet and it

702
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,120
was a fritter.

703
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:19,080
You just suggested it.

704
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,080
Pretty cool.

705
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,080
Okay.

706
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,080
Next one.

707
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,920
I love this one.

708
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:30,560
Raspberry zinger versus a custard filled long john.

709
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,160
Okay.

710
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,840
Repeat that.

711
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:35,840
Raspberry zinger.

712
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,840
Do you remember them?

713
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:38,840
Okay.

714
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:39,840
Okay.

715
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:40,840
Yeah.

716
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:41,840
Yeah.

717
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,840
Okay.

718
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,840
Versus custard filled long john because I don't think they sell zingers anymore, do

719
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:45,840
you?

720
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:46,840
Long john.

721
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:47,840
Long john?

722
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:48,840
Yeah.

723
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:59,840
Reason being, the dough on the long john was thicker.

724
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:00,840
Yes.

725
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:01,840
And filled with custard was heavy.

726
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,840
And a zinger was like a twinkie.

727
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,840
It was like sponge.

728
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:07,840
Yeah.

729
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:12,840
Oh, and I've got one stipulation too.

730
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:13,840
Okay.

731
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:20,120
If the long john was filled with whipped cream, I think the raspberry zinger would win.

732
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:27,040
But because it's filled with this heavy custard, that would make the custard filled long john

733
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:36,440
much heavier and stronger to beat the shit out of the kind of spongy raspberry zinger,

734
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:37,440
right?

735
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,440
Okay.

736
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,440
You have a good point there.

737
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:41,440
Yeah.

738
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,440
Well, this is a custard filled long john, so it will win.

739
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,440
But I just want to...

740
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:46,440
I have an idea.

741
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,440
Okay.

742
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:48,440
Let's send this one to Tofer.

743
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,440
Okay.

744
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,440
We ain't heard from Tofer in a while.

745
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:51,440
You know what?

746
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,440
You're right.

747
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:53,440
Hang on.

748
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,440
Hang on.

749
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:55,440
Let me make sure we got...

750
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:56,440
Yeah, yeah.

751
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,440
We need to bother him in a while.

752
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:58,440
Okay.

753
00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:59,440
We need him on this.

754
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:00,440
Okay.

755
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,440
Well, if not, get back a little later on that one.

756
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,440
Okay.

757
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:03,440
You're right.

758
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:04,440
I'll send this one to Tofer.

759
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:05,440
Okay.

760
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,440
We need to bother him in a while.

761
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,440
Okay.

762
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:08,440
We need him on this.

763
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:09,440
Okay.

764
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,440
Well, if not, get back a little later on that one.

765
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:11,440
Okay.

766
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,440
Should we do...

767
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,440
We're going to do the custard filled long john, right?

768
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,440
Versus the raspberry zinger, not the whipped cream one.

769
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:19,440
Well, no.

770
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:26,440
You got to tell him you added the whipped cream, not the custard.

771
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:28,440
I'll put both of them in there.

772
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,440
Because I'm for the custard.

773
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,440
I'm for the custard too, so anyhow.

774
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:36,440
I will send that off to Tofer, and we will let him decide.

775
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,440
That's a great idea, Rob.

776
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,440
Yeah.

777
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:40,440
Okay.

778
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:45,440
The next one, chocolate fudge versus strawberry shortcake.

779
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:49,440
Chocolate fudge.

780
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,440
Because it's solid.

781
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,440
And strawberry shortcake.

782
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:56,440
Yeah, strawberry shortcake is a cake which you could...

783
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,440
Spongy.

784
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:58,440
Yeah, spongy.

785
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,440
You could put your finger through it.

786
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,440
It crumbles easy.

787
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:03,440
Fudge is heavy.

788
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,440
It's kind of tough.

789
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,440
It's uniform.

790
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:16,440
It's square shape alone could jump on the strawberry shortcake and go right through it, right?

791
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,440
Yeah, strawberry shortcake.

792
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:19,440
Yeah.

793
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,440
I mean, it's a person.

794
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,440
Yep.

795
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:22,440
In my mind.

796
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,440
My opinion.

797
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:24,440
You know what?

798
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:32,440
In my opinion also, Rob, I think that the chocolate fudge would easily take down the strawberry shortcake.

799
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,440
I think any of our listeners would agree.

800
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:36,440
I think so too.

801
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,440
I think that's a pretty easy one there.

802
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:39,440
Pretty safe.

803
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:40,440
All right.

804
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:49,440
The next one up is a cinnamon roll versus a vanilla cheesecake.

805
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:50,440
Okay.

806
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:51,440
Now, let's think about this.

807
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,440
I know what the obvious answer is, right?

808
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,440
The obvious answer is a cinnamon roll.

809
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,440
Yeah.

810
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:58,440
But I'm thinking.

811
00:38:58,440 --> 00:38:59,440
I'm thinking.

812
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:00,440
Me too.

813
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:01,440
There's another angle to this.

814
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,440
I'm adding different ingredients.

815
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:03,440
Mm-hmm.

816
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,440
So we have the crust.

817
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:10,440
We have the cheesecake.

818
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:15,440
Then on top of it, the vanilla cheesecake.

819
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,440
What does that have on top of it?

820
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,440
Is that just by itself?

821
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,440
Yeah.

822
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,440
Yeah, it's just, yeah, there's no topping.

823
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,440
Just the crust and the ingredients and the, yeah.

824
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:31,440
I think I'm going to have to still go with the cinnamon roll.

825
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:36,440
Just because there is nothing on top of the cheesecake.

826
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:46,440
I know the crust below it might be tough, but if you jump on the actual liquid that

827
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:56,440
is in it, not liquid, but the actual filling, you could go right through it, right?

828
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,440
Mark, you must be tired.

829
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,600
Why?

830
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:02,600
I am tired, by the way.

831
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:03,600
I worked all night.

832
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:04,600
Why?

833
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,440
Yeah, no, I can tell because you didn't even catch us.

834
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:08,440
Oh, what is it?

835
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:13,440
The cinnamon roll would unwrap itself, wrap itself around the cheesecake and soak it out.

836
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:14,440
Oh, yeah.

837
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:15,440
Oh, man, you're right.

838
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:16,440
Come on, dude.

839
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:17,440
All right.

840
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,440
I apologize.

841
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:19,440
I am tired as hell.

842
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:20,440
You are tired.

843
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:21,440
I can tell.

844
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,440
I am not firing on all cylinders.

845
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,440
I know this.

846
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,440
Hey, hey, that's why you pay me so well.

847
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,440
I got you that.

848
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,440
That is right.

849
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:31,440
Yes.

850
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:32,440
Yep.

851
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,440
Yep.

852
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,440
You pay me very well, by the way.

853
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,440
That's right.

854
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,440
Just let people know.

855
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,440
Well, that's how come you took care of Jeffy X is because...

856
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:43,440
That was your money to pay for it.

857
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:44,440
There we go.

858
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:50,440
If I broke the law, I would still owe him like 70 hookers and 10 pounds of blow, but

859
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:53,440
I don't break the law, so I'm just going to have to get it back.

860
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:54,440
No, we don't do that.

861
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:55,440
Yeah, we don't do that.

862
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,440
No, we don't.

863
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:57,440
We don't support it.

864
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,440
We don't do it, but if we did...

865
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,440
We are law abiding citizens, believe it or not.

866
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:02,440
Yep.

867
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:03,440
But if we did go to be...

868
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:07,040
Okay, back in the 80s, we were not, but today we are.

869
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:10,440
But today we have to be because we're growing up and have to do adult shit.

870
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:13,440
Yeah, we're in our mid-50s.

871
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:18,440
Yes, and we may think of doing stuff like that still, but it doesn't mean we will.

872
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:19,440
We have the idea.

873
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:23,440
Yeah, we have the idea, or we just don't have the idea.

874
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:28,440
On a really quick note, and I want to find out if this happened to you too.

875
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:36,440
Okay, I was sitting there at a concert, right, and it was at the Beaumont Club, and I wanted

876
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:37,440
to go down...

877
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:41,440
Yeah, I've been at the Beaumont Club a few times when it first opened.

878
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:45,440
They have the band in the bottom of it, right?

879
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:46,440
Yeah.

880
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:52,440
Okay, so I could get to the front row, but I got to go through a mosh pit, and I got

881
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:59,440
to go through a bunch of crazy fans, which wasn't a problem with me back then, but I

882
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:03,440
was saying about hurting myself and not being able to go to work for a month.

883
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,440
So I was afraid.

884
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:09,440
That's on my mind every time I do anything.

885
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,440
Yes.

886
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,440
Doesn't it suck?

887
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,440
It's like, man, I want to...

888
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:14,440
I can't.

889
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:19,440
Okay, yeah, you're talking about being in a club, in a mosh pit.

890
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,440
Yeah.

891
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:25,440
I'm talking about walking out my door.

892
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,440
No, no, no, me too.

893
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:28,440
I know what you're saying.

894
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,440
Anything I do, I injure myself, I can't go to work.

895
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,440
I can't support myself.

896
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:34,440
The same here.

897
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:38,440
And that's when I realized, I'm like, oh shit, I'm officially...

898
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,440
That means we're getting old.

899
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:44,440
Yeah, I'm an adult first, because it used to be like, I'll go through that mosh pit,

900
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:47,440
I'm going to beat the shit out of everyone near me, I'm going to get up to the front

901
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:51,440
row, I'm going to flip off the band, I'm going to go nuts, then I'm going to walk back out

902
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,440
of the fucking mosh pit.

903
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:57,440
If anyone gets in my way, if I have to piss, I'll fucking piss on them.

904
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:01,440
But now I'm like, oh man, I don't know, man.

905
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:02,440
What if they hit my fake knee?

906
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,440
What if I got to get another operation?

907
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:09,440
You know, I mean, it's a weird deal when you start thinking like that, isn't it?

908
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:11,440
Yes, it is.

909
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,440
It's scary.

910
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,440
All right, we have two more here.

911
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,440
Yeah, let's do it.

912
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:23,440
Okay, lime jello versus orange sherbet.

913
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:24,440
Lime jello.

914
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:25,440
Lime jello.

915
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:26,440
And that's just because...

916
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,440
Orange sherbet and milk.

917
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:28,440
Yep.

918
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:29,440
Sherbet and ice cream, milk.

919
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,440
Yep.

920
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,440
Gonna do it for you.

921
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:36,440
And then finally, I love this matchup, and this is the last one.

922
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:42,440
Tiramisu versus a chocolate chip cannoli.

923
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,440
Oh, shit.

924
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:46,440
Yeah.

925
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:51,440
You want to take that one to Topher, too?

926
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:54,440
Because I really don't have a feeling on this one.

927
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:57,440
Oh, they're both badass.

928
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:58,440
Yeah.

929
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:02,440
I'm gonna say the cannoli.

930
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:06,440
I almost want to give it to the cannoli.

931
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:10,440
And the only reason I want to give it to the cannoli...

932
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:13,440
Because I'm thinking about the opponent.

933
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:14,440
Who?

934
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:17,440
Tiramisu has alcohol in it.

935
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:18,440
Yes.

936
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:19,440
Yeah.

937
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,440
So I think, okay, I change everything.

938
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:25,440
I don't care about the shell.

939
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:31,440
Tiramisu is gonna get drunk on the alcohol and just start swinging wildly and beat the

940
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,440
shit out of the cannoli.

941
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:39,440
The chocolate chip cannoli isn't gonna have as much into it as the Tiramisu, because the

942
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:43,440
Tiramisu is on a fucking powered drunk, and it's madder than a...

943
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,440
Okay, but put me here.

944
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:47,440
Okay.

945
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:52,440
And cannoli may not have flour in it.

946
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:53,440
Yes.

947
00:44:53,440 --> 00:45:03,440
Okay, well that alcohol is gonna get in that flour and puff that up even more.

948
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:04,440
Uh-huh.

949
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:08,440
So you're gonna give it to the cannoli.

950
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:14,440
Yeah, I'm giving it to the cannoli, because the alcohol...

951
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,440
You know what, Rob?

952
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:17,440
You're right.

953
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:22,440
...is gonna soak into the flour and the cannoli and make it even more of a badass.

954
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:26,440
And now we have a Hall of Famer.

955
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:27,440
You know what?

956
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:28,440
You're right.

957
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:29,440
Okay.

958
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:33,440
Chocolate chip cannoli wins that battle.

959
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:34,440
You're right, Rob.

960
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,440
Rob, I'm not firing on all cylinders.

961
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,440
I'm not catching this shit.

962
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:43,440
So, anyhow, let's take our second break, and then we'll come back with some more bullshit.

963
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,440
Does that sound good?

964
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:46,440
Yeah.

965
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:47,440
All right.

966
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:48,440
That was great.

967
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,440
We'll talk to you guys here in a minute.

968
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,440
The apocalypse just happened.

969
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,440
You don't know what to do.

970
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,440
You don't know where to go.

971
00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:04,440
But we can tell you what you can eat.

972
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:10,440
Sheep sorrel and wood sorrel are salad variety greens, reminiscent of romaine types of lettuce.

973
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,440
They are both healthy and delicious.

974
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:18,440
Vinegar and oil can be stored for a long period of time, so post-apocalypse salad is possible.

975
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:25,440
It can also be ground for a tasty spice as well.

976
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:31,440
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

977
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,440
That needs to happen.

978
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:40,440
Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper, it's strange insults from an alien.

979
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,440
Real hilarity.

980
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:50,440
Mate, you'll forever feel yourself in a library, and the pocket is not even there.

981
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:55,440
Two ass bags and a box of Cheez-Its will be right back.

982
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,440
Break shit house energy drink.

983
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:58,440
That's right.

984
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,440
Break shit house energy drink.

985
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,440
Make men feel good.

986
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,440
You want to have balls?

987
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,440
You want to fuck shit up?

988
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:08,440
You want to fuck us?

989
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,440
Break shit house energy drink is for you.

990
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:13,440
Please enjoy break shit house energy drink responsibly.

991
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,440
It's not readily available anywhere.

992
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,440
Because of liability issues.

993
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:33,440
Two douche bags and microphone, my name is Mark.

994
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:36,440
And my name is Rob.

995
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:37,440
Alright.

996
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:42,440
Alright Rob, you had something you wanted to get to a little bit ago, but you said it was going to take a minute to get it.

997
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,440
Are you ready for it?

998
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:49,440
Yeah, I'm not ready for that, so I'm going to throw in another little quick one.

999
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:53,440
Okay, that's cool.

1000
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:58,440
Do you know the military word click?

1001
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:01,440
I'm not sure about its meaning, but yes.

1002
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:05,440
Click as in distance.

1003
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:06,440
Yes.

1004
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:10,440
Think distance. The military, okay, click is distance.

1005
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:14,440
I think a lot of people have heard that but didn't understand exactly what it meant.

1006
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,440
They go, hey, that's three clicks.

1007
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:21,440
People think of something else when they hear that, I think.

1008
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:30,440
No, it's an actual military way of distance.

1009
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:38,440
And I have three different ways you can figure out how many clicks it is.

1010
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:39,440
Uh huh.

1011
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,440
Yeah, it's a real quick story here.

1012
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,440
Okay, go ahead.

1013
00:48:43,440 --> 00:49:01,440
The military click is a way to express the distance of one kilometer or about 0.62 miles.

1014
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:02,440
Okay?

1015
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,440
Okay.

1016
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,440
I'm going to bring it down right here. Here's the conversion.

1017
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:07,440
Okay.

1018
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:13,440
Military click diversion.

1019
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:24,440
One kilometer, I said it's one click equivalent to one kilometer.

1020
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:25,440
Uh huh.

1021
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:26,440
Okay?

1022
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,440
Uh huh.

1023
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:39,440
One click is approximately equivalent to 0.62 miles.

1024
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:40,440
Okay.

1025
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,440
So just over a half mile.

1026
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,440
Okay.

1027
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:58,440
One click is equivalent to approximately 3,280.84 feet.

1028
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:02,440
Wow.

1029
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:03,440
I ride across that.

1030
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:04,440
That's pretty cool.

1031
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:08,440
Well, my dad was in the Navy during Vietnam.

1032
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,440
Uh huh.

1033
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:14,440
So yeah, that kind of interested me.

1034
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:15,440
I just wondered.

1035
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:16,440
Yeah.

1036
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:20,440
Because that's a common word.

1037
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:21,440
Yeah, no, it is.

1038
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,440
I'm glad you did that.

1039
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:27,440
I've got an interesting article here.

1040
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,440
Yeah, I do.

1041
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,440
A few hotel chains got together, right?

1042
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:33,440
Yeah.

1043
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:35,440
And they did a little survey.

1044
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:43,440
The most items left in a hotel room followed by the most odd items, the most popular odd

1045
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,440
items that are left in a hotel room.

1046
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:49,440
So this is the most common items.

1047
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,440
And then the items that are, what the hell?

1048
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:56,440
The top ones, the, of them, they gave two.

1049
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,440
And there's some interesting shit on here, Rob.

1050
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:00,440
Okay.

1051
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:01,440
Alright.

1052
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:10,440
So let me just figure, most commonly left item in a hotel room are phone chargers.

1053
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,440
I think everybody has lost a phone charger in.

1054
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,440
That should be number one.

1055
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:16,440
It is number one.

1056
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,440
Yeah, that's number one.

1057
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,440
But this is of the common items.

1058
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,440
This is just the everyday items, okay?

1059
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:23,440
This isn't the odd items.

1060
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:24,440
Okay?

1061
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,440
So that don't include vibrators?

1062
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:31,440
Um, that actually did not make the list.

1063
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:34,440
It is down there in a way.

1064
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:35,440
Of course.

1065
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:37,440
Everyone's going to take them with them.

1066
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:40,440
They're not going to forget them.

1067
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:41,440
You're right.

1068
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:42,440
Okay, next one.

1069
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:43,440
Beachwear.

1070
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:44,440
Or men.

1071
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:45,440
Or men.

1072
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:46,440
Whoever you are.

1073
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:47,440
Hey, you know what?

1074
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:48,440
If that's what you're into.

1075
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:49,440
I'm not president.

1076
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,440
We're not here to judge if that's what you like.

1077
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:53,440
No, no, not at all.

1078
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,440
We support you if that's what you like.

1079
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:56,440
No big deal.

1080
00:51:56,440 --> 00:52:02,440
So, beachwear is the second most common item left.

1081
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:06,440
I can see that hanging up in the bathroom drying out.

1082
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:10,440
Yeah, yeah, and then they like leave and then they're on the plane.

1083
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:11,440
Honestly, I see this, yes.

1084
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:12,440
I do too.

1085
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:17,440
The next one, and I thought this would have been higher than beachwear and even phone

1086
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:21,440
chargers, is toothbrushes.

1087
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:27,440
Toothbrushes is number three that was left in hotel rooms.

1088
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:35,440
Okay, but see, I can kind of see that as a big deal.

1089
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:36,440
Yeah.

1090
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:44,440
Yeah, you can always stop by a new toothbrush, but there are a lot of picky people out there.

1091
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:45,440
That's my toothbrush.

1092
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:46,440
It goes everywhere.

1093
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:47,440
Yeah, I agree with you, Rob.

1094
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:58,440
Even though you've got to realize, you do have to change them every now and then.

1095
00:52:58,440 --> 00:52:59,440
Well, here's the deal.

1096
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,440
Here's why I thought toothbrushes be higher.

1097
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:04,440
Okay, it's like, oh shit, it's 11 o'clock.

1098
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:05,440
We're supposed to be out of here.

1099
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:11,440
I don't want to have the room any longer or, oh shit, our flight is leaving in two hours.

1100
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:12,440
We're 20 minutes late.

1101
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:13,440
Yeah, we're getting out of here.

1102
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,440
Yeah, and that's why I see toothbrushes being left there.

1103
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:20,440
That's the only reason, because of the oh shit factor.

1104
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,440
Oh shit, man, we've got to get.

1105
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,440
So, okay, the next one...

1106
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:28,440
Oh shit, we woke up at 9.45 and check out the chance.

1107
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:30,440
Yes, yeah.

1108
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:33,440
So that's why I thought toothbrushes would be left.

1109
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:35,440
But anyhow, it doesn't matter.

1110
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:38,440
Anyhow, the next one will be glasses.

1111
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,440
And I definitely see that.

1112
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,440
And I'll tell you why they're not higher on the list.

1113
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:44,440
Oh yeah.

1114
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:49,440
A lot of people cannot see without them.

1115
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:50,440
So.

1116
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:54,440
Okay, well, if you're like me, you use cheaters.

1117
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:55,440
I do too.

1118
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,440
I use readers.

1119
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:58,440
I use, yeah.

1120
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,440
And I don't need that all the time.

1121
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:05,440
Yeah, I have a stop file just in case.

1122
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:06,440
Because I leave them everywhere.

1123
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,440
Me too.

1124
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:09,440
Just saying.

1125
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:11,440
That's what you do.

1126
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:14,440
That's what I know for a fact.

1127
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:15,440
Yeah.

1128
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:18,440
The next one is watches.

1129
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:22,440
And I can see that a lot of people take their watch off at night, you know.

1130
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:27,440
And then put it on, maybe they don't want to put it on the counter, so they put it in the drawer.

1131
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:32,440
Because they don't want to put it on the counter because they might knock it off when they're reaching for their phone.

1132
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,440
So I can see that.

1133
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:35,440
So.

1134
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:36,440
And then finally.

1135
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:42,440
Yeah, I can too even though I have not worn a watch in years because I own a cell phone.

1136
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:52,440
The sixth most common item and the last one that I put on here is electronics of any kind.

1137
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:59,440
That would be from phones to laptops to tablets to little video games.

1138
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:00,440
All of that whole stuff.

1139
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,440
Electronics umbrella.

1140
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:05,440
And that would be, that would round out.

1141
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,440
Number six.

1142
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:10,440
OK, well let's see.

1143
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:13,440
I don't see that one.

1144
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,440
Not in today's society.

1145
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:15,440
I don't see that one.

1146
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:16,440
I do.

1147
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:17,440
You know how many tablets.

1148
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:23,440
I think everybody would make sure all electronics above closed anything else.

1149
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:27,440
Wouldn't that be when you left.

1150
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:29,440
I've left so many.

1151
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:32,440
This is an electronic driven world.

1152
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:37,440
I've left so many tablets when I used to go out of town to work a lot.

1153
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,440
Yes, I have.

1154
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:44,440
One the companies and then two or three were mine.

1155
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:45,440
Personal.

1156
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:48,440
And here's what I had to do though.

1157
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:53,440
I called up the hotel and they saved it for me.

1158
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:59,440
And if I wasn't going to go back to that job anytime soon, I would tell them send it to me.

1159
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:02,440
C.O.D. and they will.

1160
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:03,440
And you would pay for it.

1161
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:04,440
Yes.

1162
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:05,440
And they would do it.

1163
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:11,440
So I mean, I think that like a lot of people forget the tablets.

1164
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:13,440
Like let's say I'm taking a dump, right?

1165
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:17,440
And it's like, I want to go over those blueprints again, take a look at it.

1166
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:19,440
Everything was kind of fucked up today.

1167
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:20,440
So I go there.

1168
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,440
I sit on the stool and I'm looking at the blueprints.

1169
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:23,440
OK.

1170
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:26,440
And then all of a sudden you get a knock at the door.

1171
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:30,440
Then it's either a guy you work with or maybe the hotel staff or something.

1172
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:36,440
So then you put that you put that tablet inside the bathroom and it just sits there.

1173
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:37,440
OK.

1174
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,440
And then you go and start doing other things.

1175
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,440
Then in the morning you're running late.

1176
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:46,440
So you don't go into the bathroom to go check for everything.

1177
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,440
So you leave and the tablets there.

1178
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:49,440
And then there's other cases.

1179
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:50,440
I mean, I don't know.

1180
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:51,440
Maybe it's just me.

1181
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:55,440
But I left plenty of tablets at the hotel so I could see electrons.

1182
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:56,440
OK.

1183
00:56:56,440 --> 00:57:05,440
Here are the top four of the odd items.

1184
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:07,440
These are odd common items.

1185
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:14,440
These are odd items that show up fairly reasonable amount to make them notable.

1186
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:15,440
OK.

1187
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:16,440
The first one is dentures.

1188
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:24,440
Wouldn't you think, Rob, wouldn't you think that someone would like be like, know that

1189
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:25,440
they didn't have her teeth in?

1190
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:30,440
How the hell are you going to miss your damn dentures?

1191
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:31,440
That's what I say.

1192
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:32,440
Come on.

1193
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:35,440
This is just common sense here.

1194
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:36,440
Yeah.

1195
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:37,440
I don't get that at all.

1196
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,440
When I read it, I'm like, wait a minute.

1197
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:40,440
Like, you know what?

1198
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:43,440
I'll talk this out with Rob and see if maybe there's a side to this.

1199
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:47,440
You're either drinking too much or doing too much drugs.

1200
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:48,440
That's it right there.

1201
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:49,440
That's it right there.

1202
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:50,440
Or too senile.

1203
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:54,440
I don't know.

1204
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:55,440
See, you got to think about older people.

1205
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:56,440
You're right.

1206
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,440
You got to kind of give them a little.

1207
00:57:58,440 --> 00:57:59,440
You know what?

1208
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:00,440
You're right.

1209
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:05,440
If it's due to drugs or alcohol, you're on your own, dude.

1210
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:08,440
I would say probably.

1211
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:09,440
Yeah.

1212
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:10,440
Yeah.

1213
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:11,440
Probably.

1214
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,440
Old people like kind of.

1215
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:16,440
Well, that's still, that's still good.

1216
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:17,440
Come on.

1217
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:18,440
I don't know.

1218
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:21,440
This was number one.

1219
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:25,440
I'm just giving my opinion.

1220
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:26,440
This was number one.

1221
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:29,440
So a lot of dentures are left, Rob.

1222
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:30,440
It's not just.

1223
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:31,440
Wow.

1224
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:33,440
This is number one of the odd items.

1225
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:36,440
Yeah.

1226
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:37,440
The next one.

1227
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:38,440
Wow.

1228
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:40,440
And you tell me how this happens, Rob.

1229
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:42,440
You tell me how this happens.

1230
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:43,440
Limb prosthetics.

1231
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:44,440
I probably can't.

1232
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:46,440
Limb prosthetics.

1233
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:49,440
You just lost me with dentures.

1234
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:53,440
Limb prosthetics.

1235
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:58,440
Someone forgot their fucking fake leg or someone forgot their fucking.

1236
00:58:58,440 --> 00:58:59,440
Hell no.

1237
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:02,440
How in the hell does that happen?

1238
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,440
Hell no.

1239
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,440
Hell no.

1240
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:07,440
No, no, no.

1241
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:12,440
You're about to get on the plane and you're like, oh shit, my arm.

1242
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:16,440
Where the fuck is my leg?

1243
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:17,440
Damn it.

1244
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:20,440
I knew I was forgetting something, Hop went out of the hotel.

1245
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:24,440
Like I said, there was drugs or alcohol involved.

1246
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:27,440
It's got to be.

1247
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:30,440
So this is number two of the odd items.

1248
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,440
I cannot believe we're doing this.

1249
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:38,440
So this is not, this is not like just a one-off incident.

1250
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:39,440
This is.

1251
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:42,440
This is an actual list he came up with.

1252
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:43,440
Yeah.

1253
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,440
You can look this up on the internet.

1254
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:48,440
You can put up odd, weird items left in hotels.

1255
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:57,440
There's several of them, but this is the one that was, this is the one that was done by like Hilton and Radisson and all that.

1256
00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:02,440
My understanding, if I read correctly what this was, it's my understanding.

1257
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:04,440
I love this statement, Mark.

1258
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:05,440
I love this statement.

1259
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:06,440
It's pretty cool.

1260
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:09,440
The next one.

1261
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:10,440
You got me rolling.

1262
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:15,440
This next one is odd and I don't, I don't, I just don't know.

1263
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:18,440
Witchcraft items.

1264
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:22,440
So would that be like spell potions and stuff?

1265
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:27,440
Like, I don't know, a rad head and fucking a goad eye or something?

1266
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:28,440
What is.

1267
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,440
I asked somebody I could ask.

1268
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:31,440
Ask them.

1269
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:35,440
Ask them what witchcraft items is because I'm dying to know.

1270
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,440
Well, I don't know that.

1271
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:40,440
Yeah, that was okay.

1272
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:43,440
Because I used to watch.

1273
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:46,440
Oh, what was that show?

1274
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:48,440
About the three young witches.

1275
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:49,440
Oh shit.

1276
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:51,440
Charmed.

1277
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:52,440
Yeah, Charles.

1278
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:53,440
Yeah.

1279
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:54,440
Yeah.

1280
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:56,440
I would say potion wise.

1281
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:57,440
Anything.

1282
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:58,440
Okay.

1283
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:04,440
I would say anything you could put into a potion from what you just said.

1284
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:05,440
Okay.

1285
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:06,440
All right.

1286
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:07,440
I can go with that.

1287
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:10,440
Okay, well this person would not be able to answer that.

1288
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:11,440
So.

1289
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:12,440
Okay.

1290
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:13,440
I don't go that deep.

1291
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:14,440
Okay.

1292
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:15,440
Or more Wiccan.

1293
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:16,440
Oh, Wiccan.

1294
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:17,440
Okay, that's, no, they probably.

1295
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:18,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1296
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:19,440
That's more like trees.

1297
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:20,440
Totally two different things.

1298
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:25,440
Trees and nature and kind of druidism and stuff like that.

1299
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:26,440
Yeah.

1300
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:27,440
And then.

1301
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:28,440
Yeah.

1302
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:30,440
I'm guessing you're talking potions.

1303
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:31,440
Yeah, yeah.

1304
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:32,440
Wiccan.

1305
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:40,440
I know some Wiccans and they like, they're like kind of like tree worship druid stuff

1306
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:42,440
if I remember correctly.

1307
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:43,440
Yeah, yeah.

1308
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:44,440
I haven't talked to them in a long time.

1309
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:45,440
Druid.

1310
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:48,440
That's a good word for that, druid.

1311
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:49,440
Yeah.

1312
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:54,440
So yeah, I mean I haven't talked to them in a long time but I knew some supposed Wiccans.

1313
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:56,440
They said they were at least.

1314
01:01:56,440 --> 01:02:00,440
So I don't know what you have to exactly do in life to be a Wiccan but they said that

1315
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:02,440
that's what they were so anyhow.

1316
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:05,440
I can get you the answer.

1317
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:06,440
Okay.

1318
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:07,440
Next podcast.

1319
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:08,440
Oh, are you doing this?

1320
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:09,440
I'm just talking to the person.

1321
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:10,440
Okay, just talk.

1322
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:11,440
See how he feels.

1323
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:20,440
Okay, if he feels like answering it, we would love to know and we're not making fun of him.

1324
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:21,440
We just want to know.

1325
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:22,440
You better not, Mark.

1326
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:23,440
No, let him know.

1327
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:24,440
Let him know we're.

1328
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:25,440
He's known to this show.

1329
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:26,440
Okay.

1330
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:27,440
We're not making fun of him.

1331
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:30,440
We just want to know.

1332
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:31,440
Okay.

1333
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:41,440
The next one, the last one, the fourth one of Odd Ones, clown costumes.

1334
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:48,440
Any thoughts at all, Rob?

1335
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:55,440
Clown costumes is number four.

1336
01:02:55,440 --> 01:03:04,440
I don't really have a reply for that.

1337
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:15,440
Why in the world would someone bring a clown costume with it and leave it and leave it?

1338
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:20,440
Maybe they're like, I don't know, maybe they're going to a costume party, right?

1339
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:21,440
No.

1340
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:22,440
Okay.

1341
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:23,440
No.

1342
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:26,440
Here it is, I got the answer to that.

1343
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:28,440
Okay, let's hear it.

1344
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:31,440
There are clowns for profession.

1345
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:34,440
Come on, man.

1346
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:36,440
You know you have a better.

1347
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:37,440
Okay, so.

1348
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:42,440
And it dawns on you in mid-flight, I can do better than this.

1349
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:49,440
And you leave the costume behind, you leave everybody, everything behind you.

1350
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:50,440
Okay.

1351
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:57,440
Come on, man, you're bombed to the barrel of your, I'm sorry to anybody that's a clown

1352
01:03:57,440 --> 01:03:58,440
for a profession.

1353
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:01,440
I don't know, some make good money.

1354
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:05,440
I think they're actually, we make fun of it, but I think there is.

1355
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:07,440
They do better than I do, probably.

1356
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:12,440
I think there is good money in it, honestly, because people hire them, they even take them,

1357
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:15,440
like the reason they're in the hotels is because they transported them.

1358
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:20,440
They paid for the transportation on a plane or whatever to get this particular clown,

1359
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:22,440
you know, and also.

1360
01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:25,440
Yeah, and you leave your damn outfit behind.

1361
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:26,440
Yeah.

1362
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:30,440
And there's different variations of it too, Rob, because I'm involved in several planets.

1363
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:39,440
Well, wait a second, if they're applying you as a clown and you leave your outfit behind,

1364
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:48,440
we could also add alcohol and or drugs to that one.

1365
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:49,440
You know what?

1366
01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:51,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1367
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:53,440
And tell me after you just don't.

1368
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:57,440
You're leaving your tools behind.

1369
01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:58,440
Yes.

1370
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:00,440
At that point.

1371
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:05,440
So after dealing with a bunch of little snot-nose fuckers that long and they're screaming at

1372
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:08,440
you going, I want a rabbit balloon.

1373
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:09,440
I'm done.

1374
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:10,440
Exactly.

1375
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:17,440
He went back to the hotel and he smashed fucking five or six fists and he left his clown suit.

1376
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:21,440
He woke up late and he's like, oh shit, my flight leaves in an hour.

1377
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:24,440
I need to get to the damn, you know, so he grabs everything.

1378
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:28,440
His clown suit was in the corner because that's where he left it when he was crying himself

1379
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:31,440
to sleep with a fifth of vodka.

1380
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:32,440
Right.

1381
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:36,440
Possibly a pistol in his hand.

1382
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:40,440
Probably a pistol in his hand, but he didn't have enough nerve to do it right.

1383
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:42,440
I've seen movies about that.

1384
01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:46,440
Yeah, there's a really, there's a really good movie about that.

1385
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:50,440
You go to a kids show and you end up putting a pistol in your head.

1386
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:54,440
Fucking eating and eating and eating the bullet after that.

1387
01:05:54,440 --> 01:06:00,440
You have to look at life and go, OK, is this bottom of the barrel?

1388
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:01,440
Bottom of the barrel, dude.

1389
01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:03,440
This is as bad as it gets.

1390
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:04,440
I accept it.

1391
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:06,440
I must, I must end this.

1392
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:09,440
I must end this tragedy right now.

1393
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:13,440
So anyhow, now my opinion.

1394
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:14,440
Yeah.

1395
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:21,440
When I have to put on more makeup than my old lady, I'm done.

1396
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:26,440
I think we're going to leave this podcast just like that.

1397
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:30,440
This podcast is over and Rob has the final statement.

1398
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:32,440
Thank you guys for listening.

1399
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:35,440
We love you. Have a great night.

1400
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:49,440
Good night, everybody.

1401
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:51,440
Hey, where did everybody go?

1402
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:54,440
Where are the douchebags?

1403
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:57,440
Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner.

1404
01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:59,440
Oh geez.

1405
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:00,440
Glad they're gone.

1406
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:03,440
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1407
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:32,440
Man, that smells.