1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone Podcast. 2 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:22,000 And now it's time for the Daily Douchebag Pledge. 3 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Two Douchebags and a Microphone Pledge, I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to download every show. 4 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:36,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to grab family members phones and download the show from there. 5 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:43,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to go to public computers and download the show from there. 6 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:49,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to laugh at all the unfunny jokes. 7 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:56,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to lie to all my friends and tell them how good the show is. 8 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:08,000 And finally, I, Joe, or Jane listener, promise to visit Montrose, Missouri to take advantage of the power plant, campgrounds, and junkyard all within its quarter mile radius. 9 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Hey look, I think we've found land. Oh my god, I think we're safe. 10 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes. 11 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera. 12 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Oh lord, that man just saw a puppy in half. 13 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Hey there, don't worry, I have a clown nose. 14 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Oh no, that drunk guy just hit my child. 15 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,000 It's okay, I have a clown nose. 16 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Clown nose, just put one on and you can do anything. Want to run for office? Murder people in public? Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs. 17 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions. Grab one today and make magic happen. 18 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes, and scream, hey, there's no toilet paper in here. 19 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Two douchebags and a microphone, my name is Mark. 20 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 And I am Rob. 21 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Alrighty. You know earthquakes suck, right Rob? 22 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,000 Oh definitely. 23 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 You know there's a new player in town? 24 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 Yeah, I do. 25 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Oh you know about this? 26 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Yep. 27 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,000 Frostquakes. 28 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,000 What? Okay, well that ain't what I'm thinking of. 29 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Oh, well we'll get to yours here in a minute, okay? How's that? 30 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Okay, what exactly is a frostquake? 31 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 Alright, I have no stories on it, but we can talk about it. 32 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 No, that's fine, that's what we do here. 33 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:31,000 What exactly is a frostquake, you might ask yourself? 34 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Well, I don't have a clue. 35 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Strong bitter cold snaps are the culprit. When moisture gets in the ground and suddenly freezes up before running to drainage, it will expand the ground, and then when it thaws, the large pockets left in the ground will cave in, therefore causing said frostquakes. 36 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,000 There's your odd fact of the month. You're welcome, America. 37 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,000 Okay. 38 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:04,000 It's kind of like fracking. You know how fracking, it's caused a lot of tremors in Oklahoma and southern Kansas? 39 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:13,000 Same thing, when they take out that really thick oil, that almost coal from the ground, it caves in, the pockets cave in eventually, and that causes tremors. 40 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:19,000 So anyhow, this is the same thing. Frostquake, just a different reason. 41 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Leaves little pockets in the ground, they cave in, and then you get what they call a frostquake. 42 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Frostquake. You know, I thought it was some new little Debbie snack myself. 43 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Frostquakes. Oh, fuck, I gotta go get one. 44 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 That sounds good. 45 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Yeah, that sounds really good. Wouldn't you buy a frostquake? 46 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 You take it like that? Yeah. 47 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, hell yeah. 48 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 And you go to the real way? Hell no. 49 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Okay, so alright, Rob, you come up to me, okay? And then you ask me what I'm eating, okay? I'm sitting here on a bench. 50 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:54,000 What are you eating? 51 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Frostquake. 52 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Oh, that sounds good. Can I have one? 53 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Yeah, sure. Here, here. It's little Debbie. 54 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Oh, awesome. 55 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Man, what do you think, man? This shit's good, isn't it? 56 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Oh, damn, that's good. 57 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Hell yeah. I love that. 58 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 There you go. Frostquakes are cool. 59 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Alright, next one. BetUSA, an online sports book. 60 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:26,000 I get the little played out from, have you listened to Amor Bubba? 61 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 I love it. 62 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 Yeah, he does that a lot. 63 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Yes, I have. 64 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:38,000 I love it. It's just so cool. It's like, hey, come over and ask me this, and then they go on. 65 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Well, anyhow, BetUSA, an online sports book, has launched a new service for Sports Bowl 58 66 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:55,000 that allows fans of Kansas City Chiefs' tight end Travis Kelce to hire a lookalike to visit their party. 67 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:04,000 For a fee of $1,500, fans of Taylor Swift's Boyfriend can get a visit from 6'6 Kelce lookalike. 68 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:12,000 So there you go. You want a cool party? You can take a blurry picture of the lookalike and go, hey, Travis Kelce came by. 69 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:18,000 But does he come with a 5'4 Taylor Swift? 70 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Let me see here. It didn't say it in... 71 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,000 He's got to be short. 72 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Oh, I know. It doesn't go into that. It just goes into the Kelce lookalike, so I don't think they're really... 73 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Oh, come on. You've got to have a Taylor in Kelce. 74 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,000 Wouldn't they have to? 75 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:38,000 They're a couple. They're going to get married. Don't you know that? 76 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Yeah, they would be like, you mean to tell me that Travis Kelce came to this party by himself? 77 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Is him and Taylor having problems? 78 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Yeah, that ain't going to be believable. You've got to have a Taylor Swift that's at least 5'4. 79 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,000 I would agree. 80 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Even though she's like 6'4, you know. 81 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:04,000 Yep, I agree. I got one for you, Rob. 82 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Yeah. 83 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:11,000 There is now a bill in Congress. You had all the Congress stuff on the last podcast. I saved this one for this one. 84 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,000 No, that was just over Roger Goodell and then it fell. 85 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Well, then you had the second one about marijuana and not impeding on people's rights. 86 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Oh, yeah. That was in the state of Missouri. 87 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:30,000 No, I know, but they were all congressional things and I didn't want to clog that one up with all of just congressional stuff. 88 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000 This one here, introducing the House. 89 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,000 Yeah, we try to stay out of actually. That surprised me. 90 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Well, we're not giving an opinion on it. We're just telling you what's going on. 91 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,000 No. 92 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:49,000 We're not saying left, right, middle, whatever. We're just giving you what we learn to be the facts or we hope are the facts and you decide for yourself. 93 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Because like I always say, we don't do political talk because A, you already know how you feel about these subjects and we're not changing your mind. 94 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:04,000 And B, there's people much better than us that can describe situations to you. 95 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,000 So why should we do it when we're really not the person to do it? 96 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:14,000 You know, I mean, there's people that are really good at it and we're better at dick jokes. 97 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:18,000 So we're sticking to, you know, we're sticking to our role. We know our role, right? 98 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 Right. 99 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:34,000 All right. Introducing the House, 9-20-23, to protect national security against the threats posed by deepfake technology and to provide legal resources to victims or harmful deepfakes. 100 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:43,000 So this is a bill that has been introduced to Congress that if you're caught doing a deepfake and harm someone else, it will be a felony. 101 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 I think that is wonderful. 102 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:59,000 I think it's wonderful because, you know, like a couple of podcasts, I've seen a lot of people who are doing deepfakes and they're saying, well, you know, if you're caught doing a deepfake, you're going to be a felony. 103 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:14,000 I think it's wonderful because, you know, like a couple of podcasts ago, I went into how the AI was vindictive, appeared to be vindictive, and the guy that was criticizing AI, they made up all these fake stories. 104 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Yeah. 105 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:20,000 I mean, but how do you punish AI? What do you do? You just shut them off? You pull the cord on them? 106 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Those fire themselves back up. 107 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Yeah, yeah. Slippery slope it is, but I'm glad they're starting to introduce some boundaries. That's a good start. 108 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 I'm still waiting, John Connor. 109 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,000 We're all waiting for John Connor. I know. 110 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Yep. 111 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Yep. 112 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:45,000 Which will lead us into my next story. 113 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Go for it, Rob. I'm done with this one. 114 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Oh, yeah? 115 00:09:50,000 --> 00:10:07,000 That's it. I mean, they introduced a bill and it hasn't went through Congress yet. But I agree with it 100%. We need to stop this now or at least slow it down because it's gaining so much traction of people doing deepfakes. 116 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:12,000 I mean, I think the cat's out of the bag, yes, but anything I can do to slow it down. Okay, I'm four. 117 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:19,000 There's too many people out there with bad intentions with AI and then AI seems to have bad intentions. 118 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,000 I mean, so anyhow, Rob, go ahead. 119 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,000 If that thing is AI, I'll tell you it has bad intentions. 120 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 AI doesn't care. What are you going to do to it? 121 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 It'll tell you it has bad intentions. I've heard it. 122 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 They're over their ass face in this right now. 123 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:43,000 They're like they're like got their robotic ass right in their face and shaking it around when he. 124 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000 So we go to Rob. 125 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Okay, as promised, I'm going into the UFO and alien story. 126 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Yay. You made us wait a whole podcast, you evil bastard. 127 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:05,000 Hey, that means people are going to tune in to our next one. 128 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Cool. So we get two downloads and not just one. 129 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:17,000 Well, okay, after you get done with this, I have two things about conspiracy theories I think you're going to love. 130 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,000 All right. Yeah, I love shit like that. 131 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 They're both really cool. So go ahead. 132 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Okay, just so people know, I grew up getting library books out of the school library about Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, football, stuff like that. 133 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Yep. 134 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000 And doing my book reports on. 135 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:58,000 And I've been doing a lot more research on UFOs and aliens. 136 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,000 But here's a story. 137 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,000 And I found this on Iris Star. 138 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000 Okay. 139 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:14,000 Which I found another story similar on a different site. I just don't have it pulled up. 140 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000 But let me read this one to you. 141 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:33,000 The US government, to be set to reveal it, has been hiding a real life 30 foot wide alien with politicians reportedly to be briefed this week. 142 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,000 Uh huh. 143 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:40,000 Which I believe has already happened. But anyway. 144 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Go ahead. 145 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:57,000 The aliens in particular are known as TARDIS, T-A-R-D-I-S, an alien species that has appeared in a number of sci-fi TV shows and movies. 146 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:10,000 This comes from a whistleblower who has been sharing a lot of information about the potential of UFOs in the US and the wider world. 147 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,000 And that's a big story. This dude's getting big. 148 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Former intelligence officer David Gersh told a behind closed doors meeting of CIA, FBI, and Wall Street bigwigs that 30 foot wide UFO is the size of a football field inside to manipulate space and time and is capable of 149 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:49,000 harnessing enough energy to power 70,000 homes a year. 150 00:13:50,000 --> 00:14:03,000 Gersh has said that his life has become a nightmare since coming out to speak about the US government's reported involvement with UFOs. 151 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:20,000 With increased calls for transparency coming from the public with regards to UFOs, the story does not sound like it's going away anytime soon. 152 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Okay, well, I've heard different podcasts with this David Gersh. I've read a lot of stuff about this. 153 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:49,000 David Gersh used to be a military official. 154 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Oh, okay. 155 00:14:52,000 --> 00:15:05,000 He was sent out to collect evidence. He is one of the top people. 156 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:19,000 And now that the files have been opened, he's not afraid to come out. He's going up in front of the Senate. He's going up in front of everybody. 157 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:24,000 And he's bringing it out to the public. 158 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:41,000 That's awesome. I wish more people would do that because there has been a big cover up. Correct me if I'm wrong here, Rob, but didn't the Congress, when they uncovered all this... 159 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,000 Didn't they say they had an actual alien? 160 00:15:45,000 --> 00:16:00,000 Yeah, of course, man. Congress said when they opened up all the files, they said they actually have an alien and no one seemed to listen. They have one preserved. Isn't that what they said? 161 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,000 Well, what I hear is that there's a real-life 30-foot wide alien. 162 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000 Yes, I know, but it started... 163 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:15,000 And all occasions were reported to be briefed, but they've already been briefed. They've already done this meeting. 164 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:28,000 No, but what I'm saying is when they started all this... I know we went to this, okay, but when they started all that and they had their big hearings and they had it on TV, they admitted they had a dead alien. 165 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Yeah. 166 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:46,000 They admitted it, but why didn't anyone say anything? Why didn't people go, what the hell? No one said anything. It's because we've been programmed and trained to be in our life so much and to overthink everything and to be a part of the system that we don't free think anymore. 167 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Yeah, they don't want us to know. 168 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:58,000 Exactly. So they came out and said it and they knew that most people wouldn't give a shit. They knew that nothing. They're just like, okay, whatever. 169 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Oh no, what they're afraid of is that if they let out that aliens... 170 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000 People start killing each other. 171 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,000 ... take over this earth, then we're not going to listen to... 172 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000 You know what they're thinking of? H.G. Wells or the worlds. 173 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,000 We're not going to listen to our government. We're not going to listen. 174 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Or was that Orson Williams? 175 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000 We're going to wait for the aliens to come get us. 176 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,000 Wait a minute, I think I saw... Yeah, you're right. You're right. 177 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:31,000 But I've also read stories. I've done research. 178 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:44,000 Don't quote me on this, but you can take the book of Revelations and turn it into aliens. 179 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000 That's been done. 180 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:53,000 If you watch on YouTube, you do studies into it like I have. 181 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:58,000 Well, here's the way that I think it should be done to me. 182 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:03,000 Okay, number one, I believe in the Bible. I'm a Christian. 183 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000 Yes, I do. I do. 184 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 But number two, the Bible was written by men. 185 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000 Several ones. Right. 186 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000 That was supposedly the word coming down from God. 187 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:18,000 But okay, let's say some of these... Because who was God? 188 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Okay, well, I think that that's an answer that we're not going to be able to provide until later on. 189 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000 Yeah, you and me cannot answer that. 190 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:33,000 Yes. So what I'm thinking is, this is my thought on it after many years of going... 191 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:38,000 Well, okay, here, let me go into this real quick, okay? And I hope I don't bore everybody. 192 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,000 But there's minor differences between a lot of religions. 193 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:50,000 Like for one, like a Baptist or let's say a Christian, just a Christian church or a Baptist church. 194 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Okay. Just your one or middle, another special. 195 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000 We're going where we never go. 196 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 Look, we're not giving our definite opinions. 197 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000 But we have it under control. 198 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:07,000 Okay. One church, because I know I've been to several churches in my life. 199 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:13,000 And you got to find what suits you and what you think is true and where you actually feel God. 200 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 So, okay, here's the deal. 201 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:25,000 One religion about their only differences is they think that when you die, you're judged right then. 202 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:31,000 You either go to heaven or hell, whatever you think heaven and hell is, you're judged right then. 203 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:40,000 Other ones think you go into a holding tank and you wait there until everybody's dead because of the rapture and then the people going up. 204 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:45,000 And you're no longer on this earth and then everyone is judged there. 205 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Now, isn't it better? 206 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:54,000 Does it matter? Does it really matter as long as you believe? 207 00:19:55,000 --> 00:20:01,000 There are so many religions out there because there's minor differences in them. 208 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000 So, my theory is... 209 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000 No, what matters? Go ahead. 210 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 Don't believe or disbelieve. 211 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:16,000 Take it all under consideration and see how you feel about things. 212 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:26,000 But always be able to fluctuate off of what you think it is because often, so many times, we'll be wrong. 213 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 So, I don't think... 214 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:37,000 There's no way we could go out and say, definitely, you sit in a holding tank or definitely you're judged right there because we don't know for sure. 215 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000 So, why are we worried about it? 216 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000 Why are we saying these other people are crackpots? 217 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000 Why are we pointing the finger at them? 218 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:50,000 We should just all be like, okay, we're not sure about this part but we are sure about Christ. 219 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 Exactly. 220 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,000 Yeah. So, hey, Rob, go ahead. Do you have more? 221 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 No, that's what I have. 222 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000 Well, that was kind of an in-depth for a couple of douchebags. 223 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:08,000 But, well, hey, now that I know you're interested... 224 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:14,000 ...and I hope our listeners are interested, I'm going to come up with a hell of a lot more. 225 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Please do. 226 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000 This is something that I've always loved. 227 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:25,000 I mean, remember Art Bell? Do you remember Art Bell, the old overnight talk show host? 228 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000 Yes, yes. 229 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000 Remember how cool his show was? 230 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,000 He spoke about all this stuff constantly. 231 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:39,000 That was his gimmick and I think he believed in it. I don't know. Maybe he didn't. 232 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:45,000 But it didn't matter. It was very entertaining and I always loved listening to it. 233 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:50,000 I'd be going to work really early in the morning at that time period when his show was really balling hard. 234 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:56,000 And I remember listening to him, I think it was on 7, 10 a.m., KCMO now. 235 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:02,000 Anyhow, I was listening to him on there and going, my God, this is so cool. Wow. Love it. 236 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:09,000 And the reason I loved it was because that was something you couldn't get anywhere else except there. 237 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:15,000 But the whole point I'm getting at is, it's so entertaining. So, yeah, why not? 238 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,000 Besides that, it's a podcast. It's free. If you don't like it, turn it off. 239 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,000 Oh, they're talking about Aliens again. I'm going to shut this one off and go to the next one. 240 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Well, I can move into Bigfoot or whatever this crazy bug car is. 241 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:38,000 Rob, you are half of this show. If you feel like going into it, it's fine with me. 242 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:49,000 So, all right, we both have our own freedom. We don't try to block anybody here. We're even. 243 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:55,000 We have our own freedom to come up with the subject we want. So if that's what you want to do, that's great with me. 244 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:59,000 Okay. Well, step back, my friend. 245 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,000 All righty. Are you coming up with one right now or are you coming up with one a little bit later? 246 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,000 No, I'm coming up with one right now. I haven't planned me. 247 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000 Okay. 248 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000 Could very well be a Sasquatch. 249 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000 Okay. 250 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:20,000 And this comes off our station, KHMO AM1070. 251 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:27,000 I've actually heard that station. We can actually pick it up in Kansas City at night sometimes. Did you know that? 252 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000 Can you? 253 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000 I'm getting a lot of these stories. 254 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:37,000 Well, actually, wait a minute. That was Cass County in the city here. Probably not. Anyhow, go ahead. 255 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:45,000 Anyway. Was that the Bluetooth kicking off? 256 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 No, that was my computer. Someone just posted something. 257 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 Okay, okay. I heard something. All right. 258 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000 No, no, no. You're still on. 259 00:23:53,000 --> 00:24:07,000 Many of my family members of the generations in Missouri farmers and ranchers, it's part of the way of life to lose cattle one way or another. 260 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Okay. 261 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:17,000 But there was one Missouri man who believes that something very bizarre is killing his cows and he's not alone in his belief. 262 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000 Okay. 263 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:32,000 There's no specific town or area mentioned other than these strange happenings are happening in the wilds of the southern part of Missouri. 264 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Mm-hmm. 265 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:49,000 The Missouri YouTube channel Sasquatch Theory has been investigating a rural area where a man says he's seen strange things done to his cattle. 266 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000 Okay. 267 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:59,000 While investigating the woods of his Missouri place, they came across random cattle bones. 268 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000 Okay. 269 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:06,000 Could this be wildlife killing Missouri farmers' cattle? Sure. 270 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,000 What are these strange structures they found? 271 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:18,000 And they show like trees, like pyramid forms. 272 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000 Mm-hmm. 273 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:36,000 I mean, if you follow any Bigfoot, like any of the shows or whatever, they come up with tree structures that are built. 274 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000 Yeah. 275 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:43,000 And nobody knows where the hell they're coming from other than possibly Bigfoot. 276 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000 Fair enough. 277 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:49,000 And they're like a warning, stay away, is what people are guessing. 278 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000 Okay. 279 00:25:52,000 --> 00:26:13,000 Anyway, while I recommend watching the entire investigation, if you have time, one theory that he brought forth that I thought was interesting was that whatever creature or beast is responsible for killing his Missouri man's cattle, 280 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:17,000 his traveling underground and traveling around his cattle. 281 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:23,000 Hang on a minute. I got a question. Did it kill it and eat it or did it just kill him? 282 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:31,000 I don't know. It's just bones left. 283 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000 Then it ate it probably. 284 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:41,000 Well, I watched the show, Finding Bigfoot. 285 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000 Uh-huh. 286 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:50,000 And the Bigfoot just want the intestines. 287 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000 Oh, okay. 288 00:26:54,000 --> 00:27:01,000 And the rest of the body is left for coyotes, any other predators. 289 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:06,000 Okay, I got you. So the coyotes picked everything else off. Okay. 290 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Yeah. 291 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:17,000 Okay. Yeah, this is, there has been for many, many years when we were kids, Mark. 292 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000 No, I know. 293 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:24,000 There was a story about a Bigfoot in southern Missouri, northern Arkansas called Momo. 294 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000 Momo, yeah. Yep. 295 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:34,000 And I know people that have seen Momo. They swear by it. They're like, no, it's out there. 296 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:40,000 I've seen reports on the internet. I've talked to people. 297 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:50,000 Unfortunately, they're passed away now, but there are some several ones around there in Cass County where I lived of the elders that said, yes, that Momo is true. 298 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:59,000 They've seen it and they know it's true. And the furthest they know that Momo came up was probably about Bennett Springs. 299 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,000 Oh, dude. 300 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,000 That's the furthest north that they've seen. 301 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,000 Well, then there's more than one because... 302 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000 No, there is. There is. They've known this. 303 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:19,000 There's a picture that I've seen in the last three years down at Table Rock. 304 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:26,000 Yeah, well, Table Rock is south of Bennett Springs, yes, but there is more of them because... 305 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:30,000 Oh, no, there's a lot that's between Bennett Springs and Table Rock. 306 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000 But let me put it like this. 307 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000 It's like two out of drive. 308 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:46,000 How did a Momo originate? It had to have parents. It had to have two, a male and a female coming together and producing this. So, yeah, there would be more. 309 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:55,000 Hey, let's take a break because we're really late on the first one and I'll come back with some conspiracy theories. Okay, that sound good? 310 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,000 Yeah, so I'm going to start going into more UFOs and Bigfoot. 311 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000 Yeah, that's cool. All right, man. 312 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000 We will be right back. 313 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,000 That's how... Yeah, I love it. We'll be back in a couple of minutes. 314 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000 All right. 315 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:22,000 Hey, look, I think we found land. Oh my God, I think we're safe. Oh, no, it's the island of horrible jokes. 316 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,000 Where do polar bears keep their money? 317 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:47,000 In a snowbank. The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat. 318 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:56,000 Good news. If your good old pal, your dog, survives the apocalypse too, broadleaf plantation is a good answer for both of you. 319 00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:04,000 The entire plant is edible from root to tip. It can be roasted or raw and is safe for canines and humans. 320 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:10,000 We're just like a really funny radio show with all the funny taken out. 321 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000 And now, deep thoughts with Mark. 322 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:30,000 So, if I have a glass of ice water and the ice melts into the water, is my water then watered down? I may never know. 323 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:37,000 Next up, Things Overheard in Hell. 324 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:45,000 Great news. William Hung's world tour has been extended. 325 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:58,000 And we are back. Two douchebags and microphone on Mark. 326 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,000 And I'm Rob. 327 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:07,000 Alright, as I mentioned a little bit before, we went into a little bit of everywhere about these conspiracy theories. 328 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:15,000 We went into Art Bell, the old radio show that was all conspiracy theory. And we love this. So, this is no different. 329 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:22,000 This is a conspiracy theory that has been hatched out here over the last week. 330 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:29,000 Ever since the NFL has produced its wild card weekend, this is what people made of it. 331 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:41,000 People say it is scripted because of this. Tyreek Hill is back in KC to play a game. Right? We trained him to Miami. 332 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:49,000 Yep. Mike McCarthy was from Green Bay. Now he was the coach of KC. 333 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:56,000 Now he was the coach of Green Bay. Now he is the coach of Dallas. Dallas and Green Bay played. 334 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,000 So, Mike McCarthy went back to Green Bay where he started. 335 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:11,000 Jared Goff was traded to Detroit from the Los Angeles Rams. 336 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:16,000 Jared Goff right now is back in LA playing a football game. 337 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:29,000 And, if you want to get a kicker on that, Stafford, who was traded to LA from Detroit, is back in Detroit. 338 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:38,000 What do you think of that? That is pretty ironic. I am not saying it is true or not. 339 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:46,000 I am just saying, when they came out with that, saying the NFL is definitely scripted, it took me back. 340 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:58,000 I was like, wow, that is true. If it isn't scripted, they could not have wrote a more perfect script. Right? 341 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000 Right. 342 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:10,000 Players coming back to get their revenge, or whatever, they are back in their hometown and they are ready to destroy them and move on to the Super Bowl. 343 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:18,000 And talk about each market. You think Detroit market isn't booming? Watching their old quarterback? 344 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:25,000 And you think the Los Angeles market isn't booming? Wanting to kick Goff's ass? 345 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:31,000 I know here in Kansas City, we are wanting to kick Tyreek's ass. See? 346 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:44,000 It formulates, it brings, it garnishes so much emotion and so much anger and this and that, that it is the perfect story. 347 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,000 So, I mean, I am not saying it is true. 348 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:56,000 You have a problem between you and Ruzan. My friend in Ohio. 349 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000 I think she dumped you Rob, because of me. 350 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,000 She did. 351 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:08,000 She is not writing back. She is not answering. She fucking hates me dude. 352 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000 I had that girl's back. 353 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:15,000 I know. Dude, you are right. You told me to lay off of her, right? 354 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:21,000 I couldn't help myself. I just kept badgering her. 355 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:27,000 Yeah, but we had the guy who all bad, email in and said keep on her. 356 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:32,000 Yeah, you see, so Ruth Ann should, and also Ruth Ann is hurting you. 357 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000 She has not stood the NFL. 358 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,000 Yes, Ruth Ann is hurting you to get to me and that is what bothers me Rob. She should not do that. 359 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:50,000 You had nothing to do with it. I was the one. I was the culprit. I was the one mouthing off. I was the one making fun of Natty and little Joey Burrow and Jamar Chase and all that stuff. 360 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:56,000 I was the one doing all that. Yep, not you, but no. She lumped you in with me and I am sorry Rob. 361 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:01,000 You were robbed of her friendship because she is one sided. 362 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000 Sorry. 363 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000 Yeah, that is her law. 364 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:10,000 Yes. I tried. I know Rob and I feel for you man. I am sorry. 365 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:28,000 Okay, here are the craziest conspiracy theories of 2023 according to several universities just like the one that I did in the last podcast about the words they wanted to banish. 366 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:39,000 This is what universities say are the craziest conspiracy theories that they think originated in 2023. 367 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:51,000 Number one that they think is just totally crackers and crayons and I think I believe with them that rocks are actually soft until you touch them. 368 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000 When you touch them, they harden. 369 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:59,000 Any comments? 370 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:05,000 Not really. Not on that one. 371 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:10,000 Maybe that goes with the flat eripters. Maybe they are flat and soft. I don't know. 372 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:17,000 Number two, this one is kind of funny and I could actually see it being true. 373 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:24,000 Traffic barrels are put out on roads because they have no place to store them. 374 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,000 I agree with that. 375 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:38,000 I mean I see where it came from because how many times do you drive down a highway and there are all these cones and nothing going on. 376 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000 Why? 377 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:47,000 It's like what the fuck, you run this down to one lane and no one has been working on here for three weeks. Take those damn things out of there. 378 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:52,000 That happens all the time and I cannot argue with that one at all. 379 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:57,000 That is like a storage. That explains it right there. 380 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 That explains it to everybody. Thank you Mark. 381 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:06,000 They tell the grunts, go over there and just throw them over there on Highway 50. Who cares? 382 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:10,000 You just solved a mystery for everybody Mark. Thank you. 383 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:19,000 America, you're welcome. We are sleuths. We are sleuths here first. Number one. At Two Deuce Bags and Microphone. Entertainers second. 384 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:29,000 Number three that they think is the top conspiracy theories, the crackers and crayons loonies. 385 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:37,000 Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen. That's why Disney put out the movie Frozen. 386 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:46,000 So when you Google Walt Disney the movie will appear first instead of Walt Disney being cryogenically frozen. 387 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:51,000 That's a good one. 388 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,000 Honestly I can kind of see that. 389 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000 He was cryogenically frozen. 390 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,000 He was about the same time. 391 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:08,000 Yeah they put out the movie Frozen so when you Google it that's when you'll get everything. 392 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:14,000 So okay who knows who doesn't know. I love it though. 393 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:21,000 They don't want people to read Walt Disney being frozen so they put out the movie Frozen. 394 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,000 I can see that. 395 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,000 I can see that. 396 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000 I can see that easily. 397 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,000 Thank you for that one Mark. 398 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:34,000 Yeah absolutely. These were good ones. When I come across his article I'm like oh man I like this. 399 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000 Yeah my granddaughters love that movie. 400 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000 I don't think there's a kid around that doesn't love that movie. 401 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000 Let it go. Let it go. 402 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:51,000 Anyhow. Sorry America. Number four. 403 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000 Oh my God you're actually seeing it. 404 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,000 Yeah I know that's why I apologized. 405 00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:16,000 Number four. That Giselle Bunchkin Tom Brady's ex-wife is an actual witch and she hexed Leonardo DiCaprio after they broke up so that he would never be able to date anyone older than she was when they broke up. 406 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:22,000 That one's a little too far out there. 407 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000 I have no opinion on that one. 408 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,000 You know what me neither. 409 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000 No opinion. 410 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,000 I'll go a step further. I don't care. 411 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000 Ain't none of my business. 412 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000 My name's Bennett and I ain't in it. 413 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000 So yeah. 414 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:45,000 This next one is. You're going to get a good kick out of this one. 415 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:53,000 The government controls the weather so celebrities can have nice weddings outdoors. 416 00:39:53,000 --> 00:40:09,000 Hey NWS. National Weather Service. Yeah. Yeah I am the owner of I don't know a fucking craft or something. 417 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:16,000 My daughter's getting ready to get married. It's going to be in Albuquerque. Could you maybe please give us some good weather. 418 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000 All right we're right on that Mr. Craft. Hang on. 419 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000 All right put it in. 420 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:25,000 All right Mr. Craft requests the. Oh you're talking about Robert Craft. 421 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,000 No I don't know. I'm just making up. No Robert Craft has nothing to do with craft. 422 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:34,000 Yeah he has nothing to do with craft foods. I'm just making that up. I don't know. 423 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,000 Oh you're going craft foods. OK. 424 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:43,000 Yeah yeah yeah. Robert Craft actually I think he made his money in paper products I believe. But anyhow it doesn't matter. 425 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:49,000 If it was Robert Craft it would rain on his daughter's wedding. 426 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000 Oh yeah. Yeah that would be fantastic for me. 427 00:40:54,000 --> 00:41:01,000 Next one. Your Social Security number indicates what bank you were sold to at birth. 428 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:10,000 Well. Well. Well. 429 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,000 We'll just go to the next one. Yeah. OK the final one. 430 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:22,000 The Great Fire of London was not caused by a rat but it spontaneously combusted instead. 431 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,000 I don't have an opinion on that. I don't care. 432 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000 The Great Fire of Lebanon? Of London. 433 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000 Oh of London. I like to say Lebanon. 434 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000 No London. Many many years ago. 435 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:42,000 I was going to say the contrary to Lebanon Missouri half hour south of me. 436 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,000 No no no no no not Bennett Springs Lebanon. No not that one. 437 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,000 OK OK. Yeah. 438 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:53,000 No London. The Great Fire of London. 439 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000 Yeah. In the history books and all that. Yeah. 440 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000 They say that it was spontaneously. 441 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:04,000 Yeah. They say that London was spontaneously combusted. 442 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,000 Don't know. Don't care. 443 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,000 Safe to say Rob. 444 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000 Yeah. 445 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,000 Don't know. Don't care. 446 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000 OK. I don't live there. 447 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,000 Oh yeah. That's part of it. And also I still wouldn't care. 448 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000 So. And that was how many years ago. 449 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,000 Exactly. You are right. It got nothing to do with us. 450 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:32,000 Yep. Let's take a break and I'm going to come back with a little light hearted segment here that's actually. 451 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,000 Well it's kind of light. It is light hearted. So. 452 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000 That sound good. 453 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,000 Yeah. 454 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000 OK. We'll be right back in a couple of minutes guys. 455 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:56,000 Somewhere in the heavens your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little Bebo is listening to this film. 456 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000 And now deep thoughts with Mark. 457 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:05,000 Why can't I use my toaster to toast ravioli or how about marshmallows. 458 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000 Man this is bullshit. 459 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000 Break. Shale. Energy drink. 460 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000 That's right. Break. Shale. Energy drink. 461 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000 Make that room a good room. 462 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,000 You want your balls. 463 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000 You want to shut up. 464 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000 You want to go to school. 465 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000 You want to go to school. 466 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000 You want to shut up. 467 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,000 You want to go to school across America. 468 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000 Break. Shale. Energy drink. 469 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:40,000 Please enjoy Break. Shale. Energy drink responsibly. It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues. 470 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,000 And now a brand new feature. Strange insults from an alien. 471 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:57,000 May your mother come to talk to you and then leave your door slightly ajar so that you may have to get up and close it. 472 00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:24,000 No batlight here. These idiots just show up and hope for the best. 473 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,000 No one invited them but they still linger. 474 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000 Is it a microphone? I'm Mark. 475 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000 And I'm Rob. 476 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:38,000 There's a guy here, a college student that's getting a lot of attention. 477 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,000 He's actually reviewing death row inmates last meals. 478 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000 You know how they all get a last meal? 479 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000 They ask them what they want to go. What would you like? 480 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:53,000 Some people say pizza. Some people say caviar. Some people say crackers. 481 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,000 T-bone. 482 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,000 T-bone. Yeah. This is your last meal of your life here on earth. 483 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,000 And they provide you whatever you want before they kill you. 484 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000 Doesn't that sound barbaric? 485 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:11,000 Sure you can have a T-bone and caviar. We're going to kill you afterwards. 486 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,000 But welcome to it. 487 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,000 Mom. 488 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,000 Yeah. I would ask for snacks. 489 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,000 I always kind of thought that. 490 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000 Remember the old snacks restaurants, the fast food places? 491 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000 Oh god yes. 492 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,000 I would ask for that. 493 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,000 They're right on the corner of Main Street and Grandview. 494 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,000 Yes. I think Burger Bitch might be there now. Burger King. I'm not for sure. 495 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000 Probably. 496 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:43,000 Yeah. So I would ask for snacks because they wouldn't be able to find it and they'd be looking forever. 497 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:47,000 I want to smack a room meal with a malt. 498 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000 Large chocolate malt. 499 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000 Yes. Got to be snacks. 500 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,000 Erp erp. 501 00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:00,000 It had a seal. That's why I did that. A seal was its logo. 502 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,000 Anyhow. A recent college... 503 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,000 That sounded good actually dude. 504 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,000 Erp erp. Alright. My seal game is on it. 505 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,000 Okay. A recent collage... 506 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:27,000 Oh not collage. A recent college graduation from Virginia is attracting attention from the true crime lovers on social media as he cooks and tastes the final meals that were requested by well known death row inmates. 507 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:43,000 Since September 1st, Josh Slavin, Slavin, Slavin, I think Slavin, S-L-A-V-I-N, 23 has shared 26 different Instagram reels featuring his ratings of death row meal requests. 508 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:58,000 The first one he posted was that of Ricky Ray Rector, a convicted murderer who according to several news reports requested steak, fried chicken, a cherry Kool-Aid and pecan pie for his final meal. 509 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:04,000 Rector died by lethal injection in Arkansas in 1992. 510 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:13,000 There wasn't any rhyme or reason why I chose Rector to start, Slavin Staven said to Fox News Digital. 511 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:26,000 It looks simple to throw together. I enjoyed making the content. People enjoy consuming it and I decided to keep doing new renditions and covering new criminals. 512 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:39,000 Staven works in finance and creates lifestyle content on social media. He recently graduated from Washington University in St. Louis, Missouri where he studied finance and accounting. 513 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:47,000 He said he believes it is true crime aficionados who take an interest in his death row meal series. 514 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:57,000 I and I think others have an inmate infatuation with a morbid curiosity about these types of things, Slavin said. 515 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:09,000 Death is something everyone obviously faces, he added, yet to have the rare opportunity to select exactly what you want to eat right before you die is very rare. 516 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:23,000 Human circumstance and that's fascinating. Slavin has recreated the taste tested meals and had been requested by several notorious inmates. 517 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:29,000 From serial killer Ted Bundy who declined the privilege to select the meal. 518 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:36,000 After he declined to choose Bundy was reportedly given steak, hash browns, eggs, toast, juice and milk. 519 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:51,000 Slavin said he tried the meal requested by terrorist Timothy McVeigh who was sentenced to death by lethal injection for killing 168 people and injuring 680 in the Oklahoma City bombing of 1995. 520 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:59,000 McVeigh apparently requested two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream. Isn't that good to know? 521 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:14,000 In my opinion ice cream alone is a poor final meal choice and choosing mint chocolate chip as the flavor only makes the decision worse, Slavin said in his Instagram reel as he judged McVeigh's last meal choice. 522 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:20,000 I'm placing this meal in the D tier so he goes by A, B, C and D. 523 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:34,000 Each meal Slavin first does research on the person, the crime and the food. He then cooks the food, tastes it and ranks the dishes in tiers with S being the best and D being abysmal. 524 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,000 I don't know why S is the best but okay. 525 00:49:37,000 --> 00:50:04,000 The number one meal that I made was that of Alton Coleman, Slavin said, of the last meal of choice of Coleman. The serial killer chose to eat filet mignon and mushroom gravy, biscus and gravy, fried chicken, french fries, broccoli with cheese, collard greens, onion rings, cornbread, a salad, sweet potato pie and butter pecan ice cream and cherry cola. 526 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:10,000 Before he was executed by lethal, he had a full stomach. 527 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:18,000 He was executed by lethal injection in 2002 according to the office of Clark County prosecuting attorney in Indiana. 528 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:29,000 Slavin went on, he said he had a large meal but I thought that the meal was well coordinated, it synergized it and was a full southern meal. 529 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:35,000 In America most states will offer a last meal to violent criminals preceding that person's execution. 530 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:45,000 It's not fully clear how long the ritual has existed though in many cases inmates have had their pick of meals as long as it meets the state guidelines. 531 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:54,000 In 2011 Texas eliminated meal requests after killer Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a lengthy expensive meal. 532 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:58,000 He didn't eat it and told prison guards that he wasn't hungry. 533 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:05,000 Routers reported, in 1990 murderer James Edward Smith requested a lump of dirt for his last meal. 534 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:11,000 Well I guess he's getting ready to go take a dirt nap right? 535 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000 Might as well. 536 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:18,000 I gotta get used to this dirt sometime, it might as well be now. 537 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,000 Go ahead and get the taste in your mouth. 538 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,000 His request was denied and he was given yogurt instead. 539 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,000 According to multiple sources. 540 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000 So there you go, there's our light headed kind of... 541 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:35,000 Depending on what flavor of yogurt that could be worse than dirt. 542 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,000 Exactly. 543 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000 My opinion, my opinion. 544 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000 They really wanted to torture him, my opinion. 545 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:56,000 Related to law breakers though, actor Pierce Brosnan, former James Bond, a lot of movies, could be facing post... 546 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,000 Are you going into the Yellowstone? 547 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,000 Yes. Yep. 548 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,000 I could have done that a week or two ago but I didn't. 549 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000 I'm just now getting to it because it was actually... 550 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000 Do it, I'll let it come out of your mouth. 551 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,000 Okay. 552 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:18,000 Actor Pierce Brosnan could be facing possible jail time after allegedly walking in Yellowstone National Park, 553 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:25,000 hydrothermal areas in violation of federal law according to court documents. 554 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:34,000 Brosnan is facing citations of foot travel in all thermal areas within Yellowstone Canyon confined to trails. 555 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:39,000 And violating closures and use limits, the court record shows. 556 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:43,000 Criminal charges were filed against the Irish actor in Wyoming on Tuesday. 557 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:49,000 Federal law states this Tuesday was quite a while ago though because like I said, we're just now getting into it. 558 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:57,000 Because every podcast we start going on these other tangents about stuff and all these stories just sit here and we've got to throw away all these stories. 559 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:03,000 Dude, yeah, I've been going through mine this weekend. 560 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,000 Okay, I decided to go... 561 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:10,000 There's stuff like a week old I can go through but there's others I threw away. 562 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,000 It had to be related to what we're talking about. 563 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:18,000 We just got talking, we were done talking about raiding the inmates' last meals, right? 564 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,000 Yeah. 565 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,000 And that's why I went in, you know, went in and went into this because it's like criminal... 566 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,000 Oh, you're fine. 567 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,000 So criminal charges were filed against the Irish actor in Wyoming on Tuesday. 568 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:45,000 Federal law states foot travel in all thermal areas and within the Yellowstone Canyon between the Upper Falls and Inspiration Point must be confined to boardwalks or trails that are maintained for such travel and are marked by official signs. 569 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:51,000 So there you go, Chris Brosnan is in some shit and they're going to smack his hand. 570 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,000 Yeah. 571 00:53:53,000 --> 00:54:01,000 Alright, so Rob, we turn to you, you got something you want to say, you got something you want to talk about, you got something you want to...I don't know, whatever. 572 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000 Well, I'm looking here. 573 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,000 If not, I got something. 574 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:11,000 I have all kinds of stuff we have to go into. 575 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,000 Okay. 576 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,000 You want to hear the top emojis of 2023? 577 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000 How about this? 578 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,000 Okay. 579 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:28,000 According to singersroom.com. 580 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,000 Okay. 581 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:34,000 The 15 best heavy metal songs of all time. 582 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,000 Amen. 583 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000 Not my opinion, their opinions. 584 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,000 Yep. 585 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000 Why did I go into reading this? 586 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:53,000 Alright, number 15, Dr. Feelgood, Molly Crew. 587 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,000 Not heavy metal, but okay. 588 00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:00,000 Well, what was that? 589 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000 Yeah, heavy metal songs, yeah. 590 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000 I disagree wholeheartedly, but... 591 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,000 Yeah, I'd kind of do too on that one. 592 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,000 Hard Rock, it's not heavy metal. 593 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:15,000 Number 14, Painkillers, Juice Priest. 594 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000 Yep, yep, absolutely. 595 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:22,000 13, you know, Bells, ACDC. 596 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,000 Not metal, great song, not metal. 597 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000 Yeah, it was more mainstream. 598 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,000 Yeah, yeah. 599 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,000 Number 12, Breaking the Law, Juice Priest. 600 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,000 Yep, metal. 601 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:40,000 Number 11, Number of the Beast, Iron Maiden. 602 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,000 Metal, great song. 603 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:48,000 Back to Back, number 10, Run to the Hills, Iron Maiden. 604 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,000 Agreed. 605 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,000 I just don't agree with this order, but anyway. 606 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,000 Okay. 607 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000 Number 9, Highway to Hell, ACDC. 608 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,000 If there was ever a metal song that AC did. 609 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:07,000 ACDC did, it would be Highway to Hell. 610 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,000 Highway to Hell, yep. 611 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,000 But I still consider it Hard Rock, so anyhow, go ahead. 612 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:18,000 And number 8, War Pigs, Black Sabbath. 613 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,000 Yeah, yeah. 614 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,000 Number 7, Crazy Train, Ozzy. 615 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:29,000 I would give it that, yes. 616 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000 Not all of Ozzy's stuff is heavy metal. 617 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,000 It's heavy metal. 618 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,000 Go ahead. 619 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:39,000 Number 6, Astro Puppets, Metallica. 620 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,000 That's thrash metal, but it can be counted as heavy metal, so yes. 621 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000 Yeah, it'd still be heavy metal. 622 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,000 Yeah, it would be a subcategory, but yes. 623 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:53,000 Number 5, Paranoid, Black Sabbath. 624 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:58,000 Okay, I gotta say this really quick about the Ozzy Sabbath. 625 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:03,000 That was psychedelic more than it was metal. 626 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:10,000 Okay, Black Sabbath is metal, but when Dio came aboard, that's when it really became prominent metal. 627 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,000 That's when it turned to metal. 628 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,000 Yes. 629 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,000 Tony Martinera, they had a lot of metal on there. 630 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:23,000 But a lot of the Sabbath stuff, and especially ones that they just spoke about, I don't really consider metal. 631 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:27,000 I mean, yeah, Tony, I don't mean... 632 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,000 Okay, go ahead. 633 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,000 Okay, number 5. 634 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,000 Oh no, I did number 5, Paranoid. 635 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,000 Yep, number 4. 636 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:46,000 Number 4, Inner Sandman, Metallica. 637 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:52,000 That's when they really started going mainstream, and I got a problem with that one. 638 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that mean... 639 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,000 You want to do Call of Cthulhu? 640 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000 Master of Public should have read about that. 641 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,000 Absolutely, absolutely. 642 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,000 That's my opinion. 643 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,000 My opinion too? Go ahead. 644 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,000 Like I said, I don't agree with these, I'm just reading them. 645 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000 No, I understand, you're just a messenger. Yeah, I get it. 646 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,000 Yeah. 647 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:18,000 Number 3, Ace of Spades, Motorhead. 648 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,000 Yeah, okay, okay. 649 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,000 It should be there, dude. 650 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,000 Okay. 651 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,000 Come on, Motorhead. 652 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000 Ace of Spades, Lemmy. 653 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:41,000 Oh, I love Lemmy, I love Motorhead, and I get where they get that. 654 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:46,000 Well, it's the only one on the list by Motorhead, it should be there. 655 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,000 I accept it. 656 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,000 My opinion. 657 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,000 I accept it, my opinion. 658 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,000 Okay, number 2, here we go. 659 00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:02,000 Number 2, Iron Man, Black Sabbath. 660 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:16,000 Okay, I think I can accept that one because of the chords that were used and the notes that were used. 661 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,000 They're very famous, just that one note. 662 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:24,000 That's metal as hell. 663 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:28,000 I think I'm going to have to give them that. 664 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:38,000 Even though with Ozzy, they were predominantly psychedelic rock that was heavy. 665 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:42,000 But, okay, I can go with that, Iron Man. 666 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:46,000 Okay, now you want number 1? 667 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,000 Yes, I do. 668 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,000 Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath. 669 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:55,000 Yes, absolutely. 670 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:58,000 I am not completely correct on all the Ozzy stuff. 671 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,000 The two that they mentioned, I think are metal. 672 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:06,000 It really kind of kicked it off and started at Black Sabbath with a really dark sound. 673 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,000 Yes, it was. 674 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,000 Yeah, okay. 675 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,000 I stand corrected. 676 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,000 Most of the stuff with Ozzy is hard, psychedelic rock. 677 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:25,000 The songs that they mentioned, except for Warpix, I think are probably in the metal category. 678 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,000 Okay. 679 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:33,000 I'm big enough to admit when I didn't say something right or think that I wasn't quite right. 680 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:40,000 No, they had four Black Sabbaths out of their top 15. 681 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:44,000 I think Dio Sabbath should have been in there ahead of that though. 682 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,000 Oh yeah, I do too. 683 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000 You listen to Heaven and Hell. 684 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,000 I really do too. 685 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,000 Mob Rules. 686 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:58,000 But, like I said, this is on singerroom.com. 687 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,000 Yeah, this is just someone's opinion and I get it. 688 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000 This ain't my opinion, that's their opinion. 689 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,000 I'm just a messenger. 690 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,000 I'm glad you brought this out. 691 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:13,000 I think it's a good listener thing and we got to say what we thought was bullshit and we got to say what we thought was right. 692 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000 That's what we do, dude. 693 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:21,000 Why don't we close this one out with the top 10 emojis for 2023? 694 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:28,000 Okay, but I got a final thought. 695 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:30,000 Okay, that's fine. 696 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,000 Go ahead. 697 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:37,000 Number one emoji for 2023, crying with laughter. 698 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:43,000 Number two, the rolling on the floor laughing emoji. 699 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:48,000 Number three, red heart emoji. 700 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,000 Number four, folded hands. 701 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000 I believe that would probably be praying hands. 702 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:56,000 Praying, yeah. 703 01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,000 Number five, loud crying. 704 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:05,000 Number six, and I've seen this everywhere, heart eyes. 705 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,000 Eyes in the shape of hearts. 706 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000 Yes, I've seen that. 707 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,000 That's annoyingly everywhere. 708 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,000 Yes. 709 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,000 Number seven, sparkles. 710 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:22,000 Number eight, the fire emoji. 711 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:28,000 Number nine, and I've seen this a lot too and it's rather annoying to me. 712 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:31,000 Smiling face with smiling eyes. 713 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:36,000 Number 10, this one's annoying too and it's everywhere. 714 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,000 Smiling face with hearts. 715 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,000 That is your top emojis of 2023. 716 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,000 So. 717 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:51,000 Okay, now your heart eyes with smiling face? 718 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,000 Yes. 719 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:57,000 I firmly believe that means stalker. 720 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:02,000 My opinion. 721 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,000 I couldn't agree with you more. 722 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:09,000 Anyhow, you got a final thought. 723 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,000 Yes, I do. 724 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:21,000 If you wear a falconry glove to the park and frantically look around the sky. 725 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:26,000 Everyone with a small pat will leave. 726 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:32,000 I love that one. 727 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,000 Rob, thank you. 728 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:38,000 Truth, truth, truth, truth. 729 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,000 Alright everybody, thank you for listening. 730 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,000 Have a great night. 731 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:49,000 The next podcast we do, I'm going to have some emails for you. 732 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,000 Alright. 733 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,000 Alright, everybody have a good night. 734 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,000 Thank you for listening. 735 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,000 Good night everybody. 736 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,000 Hey, where did everybody go? 737 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:11,000 Where are the douche bags? 738 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,000 Oh my god, someone took a dump in the corner. 739 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,000 Oh jeez. 740 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,000 Ugh, I'm glad they're gone. 741 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,000 Let's just hope they don't come back. 742 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:46,000 Man, that smells.