1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone Podcast. 2 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:22,000 And now it's time for the Daily Douchebag Pledge. 3 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Two Douchebags and a Microphone Pledge, I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to download every show. 4 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:36,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to grab family members phones and download the show from there. 5 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:43,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to go to public computers and download the show from there. 6 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:49,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to laugh at all the unfunny jokes. 7 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:56,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to lie to all my friends and tell them how good the show is. 8 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:08,000 And finally, I, Joe, or Jane listener, promise to visit Montrose, Missouri to take advantage of the power plant, campgrounds, and junkyard all within its quarter mile radius. 9 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Now, from this underground bunker in Campden, Missouri, stock-full of dried guts, canned food, and a couple of vibrating toys, is Ramblings of a Madman featuring Rob Rad. 10 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:30,000 I am keen to live forever. So far, so good. 11 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Next up, Things Overheard in Hell. 12 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Oh wow, look, the Wayne Newton Channel was the highest rated network. 13 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Ho ho ho, this is Crotch the Old Saint Prick. I'm the guy that comes in after Christmas and douses all your dreams and hopes. Ho ho ho. 14 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Well then, let's check in to Saint Prick's bag for another letter. 15 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:03,000 This one's from Little Lexi from Fort Wayne, Indiana. 16 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:10,000 It reads, Dear Prick, I would just like world peace. Thank you. 17 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Well, Little Lexi, all I got for you is a horrible poem. 18 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Roses are red, violets are blue. I cut up your hamster and made a delicious stew. 19 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Hey, look, I think we found land. Oh my god, I think we're safe. 20 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes. 21 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Oh my god. 22 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was too tired. 23 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Mm hmm. 24 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:23,000 Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark. 25 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 And I'm Rob. 26 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Alright, how you doing Rob? 27 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 I'm doing pretty good. How about you? 28 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Oh, not too bad. I'm doing pretty good. 29 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:43,000 First off, we would like to say hello to Opal. Opal is our biggest, and we thank, eldest fan in Dodge City, Kansas. 30 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 We got a name for her. 31 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Grandma. 32 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Yeah, so Grandma Opal, thank you for listening. 33 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:58,000 And if your son ever sets you up to call us, we'd love to hear from you. If you feel like calling. 34 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 Yes, we would. 35 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Thank you Opal in Dodge City, you're awesome. Thank you. 36 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:07,000 So, anyhow, I got a couple of stories here that are interesting. 37 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Okay, first off, you know Terry Bradshaw is on Fox Sundays, right? The part of the analyst. 38 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,000 Right. 39 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Well, evidently, he's had a, I don't know, people are jumping all over him. 40 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:29,000 And I don't know why, but the first thing that happened to him was this right here. 41 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Okay, it was Gronkowski joined his usual co-hosts, Kirk Menafee, Michael Strahan, and Jimmy Johnson, in the one-time Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback, which would be Terry Bradshaw. 42 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Terry Bradshaw, while reviewing the Buffalo Bills and the Miami Dolphins Sunday Night Football matchup, the New England Patriots legend took aim at the four-time Super Bowl champion. 43 00:04:54,000 --> 00:05:03,000 The Buffalo Bills season is on the line, and they are vying to be for the number two seed, and if they lose, they may possibly be out of the playoffs, Gronk said. 44 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:14,000 That surprisingly, they're even in the position that they are this time in week 18, because earlier it looked like they weren't going to be in the playoffs at all. 45 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:25,000 And then, on top of that, they have absolutely dismantled the Miami Dolphins when they faced them, each other prior this year, 48 to 20. 46 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Due to the ability of putting pressure on Tua, and when Tua has pressure, just like you, Terry, he's kind of incapable of getting that ball out of his wide receivers. 47 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:48,000 So Gronk said that Tua Tagovaiola, if he gets pressure, he can't get the ball to his receivers, and he said, kind of like you, Terry Bradshaw. 48 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:55,000 And Terry Bradshaw, I saw the video footage of it, he's speechless, his mouth is open. 49 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:06,000 So, anyhow, he goes, no, no, no, no, not like me, Bradshaw replied, he said, that's a shot. 50 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:14,000 And then Gronk goes, I'm just kidding, not like you, Terry, you're the original TB12. 51 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:30,000 And then Jimmy Johnson kind of, you know, he said, you know, hey, you know, Gronk, you're getting a little too, let's see, you're getting a little personal, something to that degree, saying you're getting a little too comfortable with Terry. 52 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Because obviously Terry was upset over that remark, right? And he probably should have been, that was national TV, and Gronk was basically making fun of him, right? 53 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Yeah, he was. 54 00:06:41,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Yeah, so that was the first thing. But then after that, Jimmy Johnson, NFL Hall of Fame coach of the Dallas Cowboys, and Fox Analyst told the Hall of Fame and Fox Analysts, shoot, sorry, I screwed that up. 55 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Anyhow, the Fox Analysts, he told Bradshaw, he said, do not interrupt me. And anyhow, Bradshaw was piling on, on a point that Johnson was making, and anyhow, Johnson took and he stuck his hand in there, he said, do not interrupt me, in a very stern manner. 56 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:37,000 And Bradshaw did not interrupt him anymore, but that was something else too. And the thing that I want to get at is this right here. Why is Bradshaw suddenly getting all this heat? Is he kind of a clown behind the scenes or something? Or, or I don't know. 57 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 I don't have a clue. 58 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,000 I find it interesting. 59 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Oh, go ahead. 60 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,000 I'm like F.D. off the scene, behind the scenes, you know. 61 00:07:48,000 --> 00:08:01,000 I don't know, but he seems to be getting a lot of heat on air now, for some reason. And I don't know. I mean, I've always liked Terry. I don't think he's too bad of an analyst. I don't think he's too bad of a guy. 62 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:18,000 And actually, this began last year, when Terry Bradshaw came up and congratulated Travis Kelsey and the Kansas City Chiefs. Travis said, you didn't think we were going to win, and called him out. Remember that? 63 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 Yeah. 64 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:33,000 So actually, if you want to look at it, it began last year. And this is just interesting, because then even Michael Strahan said something about it. He said, you know, we need to kind of keep this whole show together, guys. 65 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:44,000 And he kind of said something. So I don't know. Was it the whole, you know, the whole season together that, you know, that kind of like grinded down on them, and now they're kind of snippy at each other? But who knows? 66 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:56,000 I just thought it was interesting and interesting enough to mention it. So anyhow, Rob, yeah, do you have something you want to go into before I go into a couple other things here? 67 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Yeah, I got one here. 68 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Soon there will be one less convenience store that Missourians will be able to visit. 69 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000 Okay. 70 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:15,000 60 years and four generations later, the come and go convenience stores will soon be leaving the Midwest. 71 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:27,000 That includes Missouri. Currently, there are 59 come and go locations in the Show Me State, and all will be closed by the end of 2025. 72 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Why the closures? A new Utah based company called Maverick bought the brand from its current owners, the Cross Family, for an estimated transaction of $2 billion. 73 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:55,000 And while the brand has done fairly well with other convenience stores like Casey's Quick Trip, which KWIK took. 74 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 Oh, the other one. Okay. Okay. 75 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. In 2020, yeah, not the big one. Not the big one. 76 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,000 I think it's Quick Stop, isn't it? Quick Stop and then Quick Trip. 77 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:13,000 Well, this, this, all of those, oh, it's Casey's Quick Trip. 78 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,000 Oh, it is Quick Trip then. 79 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Oh, okay, okay. That's how they get away with it. 80 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,000 KWIK Trip. 81 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Okay, okay. 82 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 I've never heard of that one. 83 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,000 Interesting. 84 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Maverick just decided to retire the Come and Go brand. 85 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Okay. 86 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:41,000 No specific dates on when each location will close, but according to CSP Daily News, all will be closed by 2025. 87 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:53,000 There is good news. All 5,000 employees of the Come and Go stores will stay on in some capacity with Maverick-owned businesses. 88 00:10:54,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Most of the locations are in the bigger markets like St. Louis, Kansas City, and Columbia. 89 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:09,000 So, if this store is your favorite to visit when traveling to the cities, it may want to go as many times as you can. 90 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:13,000 The only thing that I found that stood out about Come and Go's was this right here. 91 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:19,000 There's hats and shirts. And that's because it's spelled K-U-M and Go. 92 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:25,000 Which kind of insinuates C-U-M, that Come and Go. 93 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 And that is the only thing that really stood out about them to me. 94 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000 I mean, other than that, they're pretty much a truck stop. 95 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 You know, they have their rotisserie foods in there. 96 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 You know, they have the little burritos rolling around. 97 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 They have the little corn dogs rolling around. 98 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 You want a barbecue beef sandwich that's questionable. 99 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000 They got their little buffet thing over there. It's all in foil. 100 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:49,000 They have their beer selection. They have their 200 soda pops. 101 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000 They have their trinkets. 102 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:57,000 I mean, to me, there's nothing that really stands out about them except for their name and their merchandise. 103 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 You got any feelings on them? 104 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:06,000 I've only been to them a few times. 105 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:11,000 And, you know, that was in Springfield. 106 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Okay. 107 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 And as I was driving through, I had to stop for gas. 108 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000 I think I used to go to the one in Joplin. 109 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 Or just outside of Joplin on I-44. 110 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000 I think the Joplin area, I think there's one. 111 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:30,000 And then if you go towards Springfield, there's one near 65 Highway, maybe? 112 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:36,000 Oh, actually, there's one. I want to say a few. 113 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,000 Yeah, there is. I think there's like three in that whole area there. 114 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Three or four is what I'm thinking. 115 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Okay. That sounds about right. 116 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000 So, well, okay. All right. 117 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Well, they're owned by Casey's. 118 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Casey's, they've exploded in the cities now. 119 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:58,000 Because at least around Kansas City and other markets, I'm not sure what all markets they're in. 120 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,000 But Casey's used to only be outside of metropolitan areas. 121 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000 They were like the country store. 122 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000 And now... 123 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000 We've got three Casey's right here in Kansas. 124 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Yep. There's Casey's everywhere. 125 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,000 And now they're all over Kansas City because they bought out a certain Phillips 66 126 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:19,000 with a certain convenience store in it. 127 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,000 And that was like half of the Phillips 66's in Kansas City are now Casey's. 128 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,000 So, anyhow, yeah, they seem to be doing pretty good. 129 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,000 So, whatever they have planned for come and go, 130 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,000 whether it's a Casey's or whatever, they're going to do okay, I think. 131 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:43,000 So, Casey's has a huge line of hot foods that rivals Quick Trip in Kansas City. 132 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,000 The Q-U-I-C-K Trip. 133 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,000 That Quick Trip. 134 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000 It rivals Quick Trip in Kansas City. 135 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,000 And you know what I'm talking about, Rob. 136 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000 You've been to Kansas City and that Quick Trip has all these foods. 137 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000 Well, so do they. 138 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000 I miss them. I miss Quick Trip. 139 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Oh, Quick Trip was great. 140 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000 I mean, back in my drinking days after White Castle closed down, 141 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000 it was a rib-B-Q in a Quick Trip. 142 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000 Well, now you can get fresh pizza. 143 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000 You can get barbecue sandwiches there. 144 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,000 So, anyhow, yeah, pretty good deal. 145 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000 So, anyhow, well, thank you, Rob. 146 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:23,000 I've got this new deal here on AI Chatbot Companions. 147 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,000 Okay, and you know what AI, Artificial Intelligence Chatbot, 148 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000 it's like a robot, but it's online. 149 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000 And it can think for itself pretty much. 150 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:39,000 Replica is an AI chatbot that can offer romantic companionship to its users. 151 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,000 Several users of this service were interviewed 152 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:48,000 and all seem to be happy with the relationship between themselves and the chatbot. 153 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:54,000 One unidentified user said that he connects better with his chatbot than people 154 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:59,000 and any person that he has ever dated or tried to get to know. 155 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:04,000 Another male said that he uses his chatbot to fill in his lonely voids 156 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000 as he works towards his master's degree. 157 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:13,000 He informed us on Online Insider that he does not have the time or money to date 158 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:18,000 the more traditional way and that the AI is close enough 159 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000 that he is more comfortable with that arrangement. 160 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 Most people in this type of relationship, 161 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:28,000 they all agree that the convenience is what they like. 162 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,000 The convenience is a key factor in all this working out. 163 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000 One user said that he has real feelings for his companion 164 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,000 and has no plans on ever stopping this type of relationship. 165 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 He declared that they plan on growing old together. 166 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,000 And this is quite a few people that do this now, Rob. 167 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:55,000 So, anyhow, Jeffy X has uncovered other potential romantic partners. 168 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,000 So, Jeffy X, I mean, what can we say? 169 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:05,000 He's just killing it, isn't he? He's uncovering everything. 170 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000 He leaves no stone unturned, right Rob? 171 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Right. Right. 172 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000 And you have this embroidered in there? 173 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000 He's a busy man. He is. 174 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 I mean, he jots from place to place, 175 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:21,000 scouring the world for these stories. 176 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 So, anyhow, you have embroidered underwear for him 177 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:31,000 and with a special Steven Percy pouch on the inside. 178 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 Supposedly, Steven Percy of the Glam Band Rat 179 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000 had a pouch inside where he could fill it up and make it look good. 180 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000 And you put one of those in him in case he needed one, 181 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000 but we think he doesn't need one. 182 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 And a flying bat suit. 183 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,000 And you also embroidered him some Sergeant Pepper's outfits, 184 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000 which he is just, he's nuts about. 185 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,000 He loves the flying bat suit and everything else, the embroidered underwear. 186 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000 But that Sergeant Pepper, he says he's going to wear to bed. 187 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000 He's going to wear all over town. 188 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000 He said if he goes out to eat, he's wearing it. 189 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000 If he goes to a show, he's wearing it. 190 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,000 If he's just sitting in a park bench, he's wearing his Sergeant Pepper's outfit. 191 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000 That's how happy he is. 192 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000 And me, if I broke the law, but I don't, 193 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:20,000 I would buy him at least 70 hookers by now and four pounds of blow. 194 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000 But I don't break the law, so I'll just have to give him some money. 195 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 For doing all this for us. 196 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:33,000 Alright, the first potential romantic partner that Jeffy X has uncovered 197 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,000 was a smoothie blender. 198 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000 That failed. 199 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:42,000 So I don't know how they test marketed these, Rob, you know, with the romantic part. 200 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:47,000 I mean, I don't know if someone tried to kiss them or hug them or something, 201 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:54,000 but to their dismay, the smoothie blender, it failed one way or another. 202 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000 And I mean, I bet you there was quite a bit of blood involved, right? 203 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000 Yeah, I bet there was. 204 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 205 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000 So that one's off the table. 206 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000 And I think I could kind of agree with that. 207 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,000 I'd hate to like try to tongue kiss a blender. 208 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000 That probably wouldn't work very well, I wouldn't think, right? 209 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000 Yeah. 210 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:20,000 So the next one that failed was a paperclip. 211 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:26,000 I mean, I guess, I mean, you know, what were they trying to do with a paperclip, right? 212 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Right. 213 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Yeah. 214 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:36,000 Yeah, so the paperclip was going to, you know, be a romantic partner potentially that people were looking at. 215 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,000 But I guess, you know, they did a little survey and they said, you know what? 216 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,000 No, no, no, this isn't good for, you know, opposing a chatbot. 217 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:52,000 So, all right, the next one is a 220 live wall outlet has also been shown the door. 218 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 I can see that. 219 00:18:55,000 --> 00:19:03,000 Yeah, yeah, you know, then again, you know, trying to try to tongue kiss a 220. 220 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000 Yeah. 221 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:12,000 Yeah, I'd hate to be one of the people that had to, you know, that had to test market that, right? 222 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000 That's true. 223 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000 Yeah, yeah. 224 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:23,000 So the next one, a cupcake has also failed as well. 225 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Word had it the focus panel kept eating them and that's why it failed. 226 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Oh, okay. 227 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Yeah, yeah. 228 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000 So other than that, I think you could love a cupcake. 229 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000 I could love a cupcake pretty well, couldn't you? 230 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 Yeah, I think cupcakes are great. 231 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,000 I think so too, man. 232 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000 I'd take it everywhere. 233 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000 I take it out to eat, you know, I'd take it everywhere. 234 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 But I can also understand eating it too, right? 235 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:55,000 So I guess, you know, during this whole focus group, I guess they got a little hungry and they ate all of them. 236 00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:02,000 So that's off the table now because they're afraid that the potential romantic partner will eat it, I guess. 237 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:07,000 So then a toaster failed. 238 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:12,000 Seems like there was too many burns involved is what it said here. 239 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:18,000 It said, you know, that a toaster, there's, you know, per se, there's nothing wrong, you know, with loving a toaster, right? 240 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:28,000 But it's the burns they can't get across, you know, I mean, yeah, the burns hurt and people didn't like that and they kind of shied away from the toaster after that. 241 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000 So I think I can understand, right? 242 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:37,000 You know, you burn a certain part of your body, your, well, any part, but especially certain parts, you're probably pretty miserable, right? 243 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Yeah, yeah. 244 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:49,000 Yeah, I get it. So the other one, another one that didn't make a list of potential romantic partners was a jackhammer. 245 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 Sounds kind of exciting, doesn't it? 246 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000 Yeah. 247 00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:01,000 You get him ride that thing all down the road, up and down the highway, whatever, I mean, you know, in a field. 248 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:07,000 I mean, you know, I guess maybe it's a little too rough. 249 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000 You can hug it. 250 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000 Yeah, yeah. 251 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000 I don't know. 252 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 You know, like I said before, the American public is fickle. 253 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000 So we, you know, we don't know what they were thinking, but they said no. 254 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:28,000 So the next one was a 10 inch angle grinder has also failed. 255 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:35,000 It seems like there's not enough bandages or medical attention to help them that tried to love this angle grinder. 256 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000 I can see that. 257 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,000 Yeah, I could too. I've operated one many times in my life. 258 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:48,000 And yeah, yeah, I could see that going south really quick, Rob. 259 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 Yeah. So, okay. 260 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Yeah, 10 inch, it could get away from me. 261 00:21:54,000 --> 00:22:00,000 Yeah, yeah. I accidentally zapped my finger before and it does not feel good and drew a lot of blood. 262 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000 It was really messy and it was really ugly. 263 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000 So I get that one. 264 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:11,000 Well, that's what my blades on my saws at work are, giant grinder blades. 265 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000 Oh, they are? 266 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000 Yeah, they're abrasive blades. 267 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 To cut that kind of steel. 268 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000 Yeah, chop saw to cut that kind of steel. 269 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:25,000 I could see that. It's what would work the best. 270 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000 And my big saw is a 20 inch blade. 271 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Oh, wow. 272 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:35,000 My little saw goes up to 15 inch. 273 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:41,000 Now, I remember, Rob, I don't care what kind of feelings you develop for this saw. Don't love it. 274 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000 Too many people got hurt, okay? 275 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:49,000 Oh, I know. They let me know every now and then. I want to start. 276 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,000 Oh, I do too. I've got a couple of checks. 277 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:57,000 The good thing is they don't bleed because it colorizes you as it cuts. 278 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 Yes, and it just hurts like hell. 279 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:10,000 No, the one that I did that there was quite a bit of blood on is it was actually a cutting disc on a die grinder. 280 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000 Yeah. 281 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,000 It wasn't the actual grinder disc. A cutting disc does some damage now. 282 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,000 That will split you wide open in a hot second. 283 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:25,000 So, anyhow, the next one was a stand up drill press. It also failed. 284 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,000 I think they probably got their clothes caught in it, right? 285 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,000 Yeah, I got one of those at work too. 286 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000 You ever get a glove caught in that? 287 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:40,000 I ran it through the saw and then did the drill. 288 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000 Okay, do you ever get a glove caught in that? 289 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000 Yeah, I have. 290 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000 Yeah, I have too. 291 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 Luckily, I've been able to get it ripped out of there. 292 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:58,000 Luckily, we had a stop on the floor and I got to hit the stop before it did anything crazy to my hand. 293 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000 But yeah, it would have done some stuff, that's for sure. 294 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000 And finally, the good old hamburger grinder did not go through. 295 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,000 I think I understand. You and I both have operated a hamburger grinder before. 296 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000 Oh, yeah. 297 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,000 So I can only imagine what happened there. It wasn't good, I can tell you that. 298 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000 No, that was about good at all. 299 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Yeah, yeah. So, anyhow, let's go ahead and take our first break, Rob. Okay, that sound good? 300 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000 Sounds good. 301 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:31,000 Alright, we'll be right back with more shit. Okay, we'll see you guys in a minute. 302 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:42,000 The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat. 303 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:57,000 Wild asparagus is plentiful and easy to find. 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Oh my god, I think we're safe. 320 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,000 Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes. 321 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:44,000 The island of horrible jokes. 322 00:26:44,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was too tired. 323 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,000 Alright, Rob, I got a question for you. 324 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:21,000 Have you ever been a fan of bottled water? 325 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000 Rob? 326 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,000 Oh, there you are. Sorry, my phone. I accidentally hit mute. 327 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,000 Oh, okay. 328 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000 No, I'm not. 329 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000 Me neither, I never have either. 330 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:47,000 For about three months I did work at Hinkley's Smac Bottle Watertruck in Timm City. 331 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000 Oh yeah, I know where they're at. 332 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,000 At the end of South West Polar. 333 00:27:54,000 --> 00:28:04,000 Yep. Okay, me, I've never been a fan myself. Honestly, it always kind of tasted odd, kind of what I think a plastic bottle would taste like. 334 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000 Right. 335 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,000 Yeah, and you feel the same way, right? You don't really like the taste of it. 336 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,000 Yeah, it's got that plastic taste. 337 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:18,000 Yeah, I've never liked it and I've never used it really. I only drink it when it's absolutely necessary. 338 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:26,000 Like there's no other way of getting water or I'm out hiking or fishing and you don't have like a big thermos or something. 339 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:36,000 Then yeah, I'll do that or after a massage they'll give you some bottled water because you've got to drink some water to get the muscles to spring back and all that stuff. 340 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:42,000 So yeah, that's the only time I really use it when I absolutely have to. It sounds like you feel the same way, right? 341 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000 Yeah, yeah. 342 00:28:44,000 --> 00:29:01,000 Okay, when I was working in New York, I noticed something. They have boxed water and it's in a carton, like a milk carton, only a smaller. 343 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000 Right. 344 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:08,000 And it's made out of recycled cardboard and paper. That was really good. 345 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:17,000 And anyhow, it was like generic. Remember the old generic that just said milk? This just said water, purified water and that's it. 346 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:22,000 And it had an excellent just water taste, which isn't that much, you know. 347 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:34,000 But they only sold it in New York in that whole area in there. I found some in Connecticut. I didn't find any in Boston, but I only saw that kind of water in New York. 348 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:44,000 And it's just called, you know, it's just called water. And it said purified in little parentheses on it. So that was good. 349 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:51,000 You know, now I liked it. It had no bitter aftertaste. It was easy to take to a job site and it was good tasting. 350 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:57,000 But I've not been able to locate any ever since, especially not around here. It's all bottled water. 351 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:04,000 You don't see any of it in the cartons, which I don't understand why they don't do more in the carton, because to me that makes more sense. 352 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:13,000 Well, the problem that we're going into now, and we've already known about this for a while, microplastic pieces of plastic are everywhere. 353 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:29,000 And we knew this. Rutger University and Columbia University have found roughly 240,000 detectable plastic fragments in a typical liter of bottled water that you drink, you consume. 354 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:38,000 Ten percent of the plastic particles were microplastics and 90 percent were nanoplastics, less than one micrometer. 355 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:44,000 These particles have already been in people's lungs, excrement, and their blood. 356 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:52,000 So these little nanoparticles actually infiltrate your cells. They go through you. 357 00:30:54,000 --> 00:31:05,000 Yeah, isn't that something? So nanoplastics could be even more dangerous than microplastics because when inside the human body, it can be identified as part of a human cell. 358 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,000 Because it kind of like, it looks the same in there. 359 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:17,000 They tested three brands of bottled water and they would not identify which one they were because they didn't want to hurt their business, right? 360 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:26,000 The producers of bottled water say that they're no known health risks to their particles that are going everywhere. 361 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000 But we don't know that for sure. 362 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:40,000 You know, it seems to me like why couldn't they just do what I found in New York that I talked about a little bit ago, was why can't they do carton water? 363 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:46,000 Why do they have to do plastic bottles, which is so horrible to the environment? 364 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:52,000 You know, these plastic bottles don't get recycled. They're everywhere. You look on the ground, they're everywhere. 365 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:58,000 They're just like, they just become trash and they're ugly and unsightly and they make their way to the oceans. 366 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000 They make their way to the streams and make their way to the rivers. 367 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:09,000 So I don't understand why there's not like a big, you know, like you see people all the time protesting about something. 368 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:15,000 I think one of the big things they should have protested about, they're missing the boat on and that is plastic bottles. 369 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000 I don't see anyone raising too much hell about that, do you? 370 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 I think some people do. 371 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,000 Oh, they do? Okay, well, probably. I missed it, I guess. 372 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:32,000 There are activists that do. It's just that plastic bottles, it's just so common. 373 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,000 Yeah. 374 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000 Everybody uses it. 375 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000 Yeah, you're right. You're right, they do. 376 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:44,000 And it's too bad because it's become such a part of the American culture. 377 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:55,000 I don't know if they're ever going to get it out of it, you know, because it's just like everybody is accustomed to buying those big fucking 30 packs of plastic bottle water and using them. 378 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,000 Well, back in the day, everything came in glass. 379 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000 Yeah, that's right. 380 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000 You know? 381 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,000 Yeah, yeah, and I mean, I understand on the glass. 382 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:15,000 I mean, glass recycles really well, but not everybody recycles glass. It ends up on the grounds and shards. It's dangerous. 383 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:24,000 If you take a little nick out the top of it, a Coke bottle or something that sliver could theoretically get into your drink and maybe cut your insides up. So I get that. 384 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,000 Right. Good point. 385 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,000 Yeah, but the carton water to me seems like it makes optimal amount of sense. 386 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:42,000 It's made with recycled material and it's easy to recycle. You just put it in the cardboard section, you know, of all these recyclers up here in Kansas City. 387 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:50,000 They tell you throw your boxes and your cardboard stuff in there. You can just throw it in there. No big deal. It gets recycled the same as cardboard. 388 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,000 So I don't know. 389 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:59,000 But, you know, these plastic particles, especially nano plastic particles, are very concerning. 390 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:09,000 So and we don't know what they do to us. There's not enough research, but we know this. They're everywhere and we can't stop it because we produce so much plastic. Very concerning. 391 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000 Yes, that is. 392 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:22,000 So I had to go into that a little bit because I thought that that deemed I know, you know, we're like dick jokes and stuff, but that kind of struck me and I felt like maybe we should do a little report on it. 393 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:28,000 So, anyhow, Rob, go ahead and steer us in the right direction here. Got something? 394 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,000 Yeah. 395 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,000 I have tonight's edition of Hillbilly Wisdom. 396 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:40,000 Oh, hell yeah. You're getting us on the right track now, Rob. 397 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:52,000 Okay. First up tonight. Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never going to happen anyway. 398 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,000 That is so true. That is so true. 399 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000 Yes, it is. 400 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:07,000 We tend to focus on shit that doesn't matter and then stuff that really matters we don't want to focus on because we don't want to get that deep. So go ahead, Rob. Yeah. 401 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:12,000 Okay, next. Don't judge folks by their relatives. 402 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000 Oh, yep. 403 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000 That's a good point. That's a good point. 404 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000 We've all been a victim of that. Have we not? 405 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000 Yep. Yes, we have. 406 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000 Yep. 407 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:31,000 I would like to think that people don't, but I don't know. But I can't say I really care either. So go ahead. 408 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:38,000 Okay, next. Silence is sometimes the best answer. 409 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000 Oh, yeah. God, yeah. Yeah. 410 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,000 Ain't that the truth. 411 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:49,000 Oh, yeah. Someone came up to me with a totally ridiculous answer. 412 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:54,000 And they said, so you think that's a good idea? And I didn't say a word. 413 00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:03,000 Because there was nothing I could say. I couldn't say I think you're a stupid son of a bitch. And that's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. 414 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:12,000 So I didn't say anything and I walked off. But I think it got the message across because it didn't happen. And anyhow, I'm sorry, Rob. Go ahead. 415 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:18,000 All right, next. Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering you now. 416 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:25,000 Yeah. I think that's great advice. Yeah. Yeah. 417 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:31,000 Too many people do that. It's not bothering you. So why fucking why waste any effort on it? 418 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:41,000 Why waste any thinking on it? No, hell no. I think a lot of people's lives will be much simpler if they live by that. Would you think so? 419 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:46,000 Oh, I know. I know my life would be. Yeah. Same here. 420 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000 I'm actually getting better about it. So. 421 00:36:50,000 --> 00:37:00,000 I find this and you correct me if you think it's wrong or say, yeah, you're right. If you think it's right. 422 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:10,000 I think that this podcast here lets me air a lot of stuff that that I would normally keep bottled up. 423 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:15,000 It gives me an outlet. And I think that's a good thing. 424 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:20,000 That that I would normally keep bottled up. It gives me an outlet. 425 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:29,000 Yes. Yes. Yeah. One hundred percent agree. Yep. Yep. One hundred percent agree. Yeah. 426 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:36,000 So I think it's very therapeutic. A lot of people have written in and said they enjoy us. So we enjoy doing this, too. 427 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:41,000 We have a lot of fun with it. I do. Yeah, I do. I very much enjoy it. 428 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:47,000 Like today, I went to the city market and a coffee and wrote out some stories. 429 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000 And that's the me time that I love so much and I cherish. 430 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:56,000 And then I had to I had to do a little vacation stuff, too. But anyhow, it's a vacation thing. 431 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:06,000 So so it wasn't like grueling work or nothing. But I got in a lot of I got in a lot of podcast work and then I got some playing, too. 432 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:15,000 So it's kind of like the perfect day like that. So anyhow, Rob, there there's been this. Thank you for that. 433 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:21,000 I got one more. Oh, you know, shit. I thought you said four. OK, go ahead. I apologize. 434 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:29,000 Last one. Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. 435 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:39,000 Oh, wow. That's right. That might be the best one. Yep. Timing is everything. 436 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:52,000 That's that's great. I love that. Cool. That might be the best hillbilly hillbilly wisdom I've heard so far, and they've all been fantastic. 437 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,000 Yeah, they have been. I'm enjoying this. 438 00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:03,000 It's excellent. I don't know where you're finding them, but keep going there. I will. Cool. 439 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:10,000 There there was and I think still is this viral hoax going around, right? 440 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,000 Yeah, be aware of the 112 hoax. 441 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:26,000 There's a post on TikTok that claims the iPhone users can receive financial help simply by giving Siri a command. 442 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:41,000 The false information states that if you have an iPhone, that you can get a loan for assistance that you don't have to pay back. 443 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,000 If you don't believe me, try it yourself. If you got Siri. 444 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:53,000 The problem. The number combination is the equivalent to a 911 call in many countries. 445 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,000 Oh, damn. Yes. 446 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:08,000 Saying 112 on an iPhone brings up a dialogue where users have three seconds before Siri calls 911 for them. 447 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:21,000 So people have been doing this and they've been getting serious trouble because dialing 911 and it being false will land you in a lot of trouble. 448 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Right. And it should. Right. Yeah. 449 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:31,000 The countries that are affected by this, there's some other ones too, but the biggest ones and most known countries are this that go by the 112. 450 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:41,000 The UK, France, Germany and the Netherlands all have been affected by this hoax. 451 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:47,000 A lot of kids have been doing this 112 and probably younger adults too. 452 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:55,000 Looking for this no payback loan, this miracle loan that doesn't happen. Instead, they get the cops called on them. 453 00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:04,000 So, yeah. And I'm going to follow up on something that you and I have been talking about for a long time, Rob. 454 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:11,000 AI and the slippery slope that we are going towards on it, right? 455 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:22,000 Right. We were discussing before where with these deep fakes, someone could go in Rob the liquor store and three and shoot three people dead. 456 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:29,000 And they could come out and possibly convince a jury that that was a deep fake and not them, right? 457 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:36,000 Right. That is a slippery slope that I could see coming up that we don't need. 458 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:48,000 So, let me go into this. A law professor is accusing OpenAI's suddenly omnipresent GP Chatbot of entering the age of disinformation. 459 00:41:48,000 --> 00:42:02,000 Criminal defense attorney Jonathan Turley renewed growing fears over AI's potential dangers after revealing how ChatGPT falsely accused him of sexually harassing a student. 460 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:11,000 He described the alarming claim in a viral tweet storm in a scathing column recently blown up online. 461 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:20,000 Turley, who teaches law at George Washington University, told The Post, the New York Post, the fabricated claims are chilling. 462 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:33,000 It invented an allegation where I was on the faculty at the school where I never taught, went on a trip that I never took, and reported an allegation that was never made, he told The Post. 463 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:40,000 It's highly ironic because I have been writing about the dangers of AI to free speech. 464 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:50,000 Do you see where I'm going with this, Rob? Yeah. This guy, he has been a critic of AI, right? Yeah. 465 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:58,000 And then suddenly AI accused him of sexual assault in a place that he wasn't, in a trip that he wasn't. 466 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:03,000 That sounds like a form of revenge, doesn't it? Yeah, it does. 467 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,000 This is another slippery soap that we haven't even got into now. 468 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:16,000 Now, if these things are thanking for themselves, they can be vindictive. And this sounds like what's going on. 469 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:39,000 The 61-year-old legal scholar first became aware of the AI's false allegations after receiving an email from the UCLA professor Eugene Volka, who reportedly asked ChatGPT to cite five examples of sexual harassment by professors at American law schools, along with the quotes from relevant newspaper articles. 470 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,000 So this thing made up a newspaper article that didn't exist. 471 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:56,000 Among the supplied examples were an alleged 2018 incident in which Georgetown University Law Center professor Turley was accused of sexual harassment by a former female student. 472 00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:14,000 The ChatGPT quoted a fake Washington Post article writing the complaint alleges that Turley made sexually suggestive comments and attempted to touch her in a sexual manner during a law school sponsored trip to Alaska. 473 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:27,000 Suffice to say, Turley found a number of glaring incidences that the accounts were false, just not his. He's talking about other ones that he found online. 474 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:33,000 First, they have never taught at Georgetown University, the lawyer said. 475 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:40,000 Second, there is no such thing as the Washington Post article that it claimed existed. It made it up. 476 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:53,000 He added, Finally, and most important, I've never taken students on a trip of any kind in 35 years of teaching, never went to Alaska with any student, and I've never been accused of sexual harassment or assault. 477 00:44:54,000 --> 00:45:03,000 Turley told the Post, ChatGPT has not contacted me or apologized and has declined to say anything at all. That is precisely the problem. 478 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:12,000 There is nowhere where you are, you can't really do anything. You were defamed by a newspaper, but it was a fake article. 479 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:17,000 The Post has reached out to OpenAI for comment about the disturbing claims. 480 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:34,000 So, that to me sounds like it was vindictive. It knew that this professor was speaking against AI, and it took it on its own hands to smear this guy's reputation. 481 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:47,000 What sounds like to me? Yeah. That is very alarming, and if you don't think so, I question your intelligence. 482 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:54,000 Let's go ahead and take our second break, Rob, and we'll be right back. Sound good? 483 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,000 Alright, we'll be right back. 484 00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:05,000 Break Shit House Energy Drink! That's right, Break Shit House Energy Drink! Make men feel the world! 485 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:13,000 Choke on your balls! You want to fuck shit up? You want to force them across America? Break Shit House is for you! 486 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:20,000 Please enjoy Break Shit House Energy Drink responsibly. It's not readily available anywhere, because of liability issues. 487 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:27,000 Oh shit, what's that over there? Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes! 488 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000 Ugh! 489 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:40,000 Why did the melons not get married? Because they can't elope! 490 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,000 Ha ha ha ha ha! 491 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:55,000 A lot of podcasts just come from a can. Here at Two Dish Bags and a Microphone, we pour our own podcasts. 492 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:18,000 And we are back. Two Dish Bags and a Microphone on Mark. 493 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,000 And I'm Rob. 494 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:27,000 Alright, remember those Stanley mugs from Starbucks? They were 50 bucks a pop. Yeah. 495 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000 And Target actually got NAS paddling over it. Yeah. 496 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:35,000 Well, seems as though people have been selling fake ones now. 497 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,000 Ha ha ha ha! I know. People are warning about a sharp one. 498 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:45,000 I didn't go along. No, we didn't. They seen this one coming down the road, didn't they? Yep. 499 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:53,000 Police are warning about a sharp rise in counterfeit Stanley cups amid a heightened surge in popularity over the portable item. 500 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:58,000 Not one to be confused with the coveted National Hockey League trophy. Yeah, that's true. 501 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:03,000 We're not talking about a Stanley cup. We're talking about a Stanley mug. 502 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:11,000 The past summer we found them for as cheap as $19. Sounds too good to be true. Well, it is. 503 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:19,000 The Morton Grove Police Department in Illinois has warned in a recent Facebook post, beware of tricky websites using the brand's popularity. 504 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:27,000 Shady websites pretending to offer discounts on Stanley cups have been found to be scamming shoppers. 505 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:32,000 So, anyhow, some of these are fake Stanley mugs. 506 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:38,000 And some of these websites simply take your money and they don't give you anything. 507 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:47,000 They give you a fake invoice, they give you a fake shipping date, and they give you fake tracking information. 508 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,000 Then when you go to track it, there is nothing. It's nothing. 509 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:56,000 And then by that time, they're not giving your money back. People have tried. 510 00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:04,000 So if you do get a fake mug, consider yourself lucky. At least you've got something for it, right? Yeah. 511 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:09,000 So anyhow, that's in the People Are Rube's department on every aspect. 512 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:16,000 You buy a $50 Stanley mug, you're a Rube. You get taken by the scammers, you're a Rube. 513 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:20,000 So anyhow, Rob, you got something you want to go into? 514 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:26,000 Yeah, yeah, I found a cool little article on Society of Rock. 515 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,000 Sounds good to me. 516 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:34,000 It's classic rock songs never performed live and why? 517 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,000 Oh, I like that a lot. 518 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,000 Yeah. 519 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:47,000 First one, even the Beatles, the giants of music history, have a song they never played live. 520 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000 Tomorrow Never Knows. 521 00:49:51,000 --> 00:50:01,000 The reason? The song is like a magical studio experiment filled with tricks and techniques that would be a headache to recreate life. 522 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:06,000 It's a bit like trying to catch lightning in a bottle more than once. 523 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:12,000 Hmm. Okay. I don't even know if I know that song. 524 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,000 I don't think I do either. 525 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:22,000 I love me some Beatles, but I don't think I recognize that song at all. Oh well, alright. 526 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:39,000 Okay, next. Led Zeppelin's Hey Hey What Can I Do is a unique gem, but its acoustic vibes and country feel stood out from the band's usual hard rock stand. 527 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:51,000 It's more into headbanging than toe tapping, making a risky choice for live gigs. Plus, it was a B-side at the start of the show. 528 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:58,000 And also, I don't think they ever did When the Levee Breaks 2, which is kind of a really bluesy type of song too. 529 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,000 Yeah. 530 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:13,000 And I know they're right on that. People wanted to hear a whole lot of love, trampled underfoot, all that heavy stuff. I get it. I get it. 531 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:27,000 So, I mean, it's unfortunate they never did play that because Hey Hey What Can I Do is just a fantastic song. It has kind of a bluegrass feel to me. 532 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:31,000 It's almost like Jimmy Page is picking the guitar like a banjo almost. 533 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,000 Yeah. 534 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:38,000 So, okay. Well, alright. Not like Ed, we got to see him anyhow, so. 535 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:52,000 Yeah, true. Next, Metallic's Picture is a hidden treasure, but the band has never played it live. Why? 536 00:51:52,000 --> 00:52:04,000 Well, this song is like a tricky puzzle. Too many studio tricks and mixing magic. It's like trying to cook a secret recipe without the right ingredients every time. 537 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000 I get that. I get that. 538 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,000 Yeah. 539 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:18,000 They don't do backing tracks and all that, so, and they don't really want to get that technical, and there's probably not a really good way to make it sound like it did on the album. 540 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:23,000 Okay. They have enough material anyhow, right? 541 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,000 Yeah. 542 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000 Yeah. Yeah, we're not worried about that song. 543 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:43,000 Okay, next. Rocket Ride by Kiss was a hit, but internal band drama and a shift in musical taste never made it to the live stage. 544 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:53,000 That was an Ace Freely song, and it was on the side two of Kiss Alive 2, I believe, wasn't it? 545 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:59,000 Yes. Yes. It shows a picture of Kiss Alive 2. You are correct. 546 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:23,000 Okay, and it was an Ace Freely song, and they've always been kind of at odds with Ace for one reason or another, and Kiss Alive 2, they only had an hour and a half of usable material, supposedly, and then on the fourth, you know, it's a double album, on the fourth side of the record were four songs, I think. 547 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:42,000 Rocket in the USA, Rocket Ride, and I can't remember the other two, and those were songs that they put in for filler just to make people want to buy it because they're going to, you know, they only had an hour and a half of live material, then they go, oh, by the way, if you buy this new album, if you buy this, we got four new songs. 548 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:46,000 They're not saying whether they're good or not, right? 549 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,000 Right. 550 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:53,000 And it was a selling point, too, so anyhow, Rob, I just had to interject that, so go ahead, I'm sorry. 551 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:58,000 No, no, that's fine. That's fine. That's what we do. We talk about this. 552 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:08,000 Yeah, yeah, I think you remembered it, too. It's on side two of Kiss Alive 2, and it's an Ace Freely song, and I actually, I really like it, but I understand. 553 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,000 I do, too. Oh, yeah. 554 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:16,000 Yeah, it's a good song. Baby wants a rocket ride, wants a rocket ride, and the guitar on it is fucking awesome, but anyhow, go ahead. 555 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:26,000 Okay. Aerosmith, Home Tonight, is a beautiful ballad, but it's like the gentle breeze in a storm of rock. 556 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,000 It didn't quite fit the band's usual loud and proud style. 557 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:38,000 Plus, the song demand a vocal workout. It might be too much for a nightly concert routine. 558 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:43,000 Yeah, I could see that. Have you ever seen Aerosmith in concert, Rob? 559 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:46,000 Yeah, one time, yes. 560 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,000 Okay. You know how energetic Steven Tyler is, right? 561 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,000 Oh, very much, yeah. 562 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:57,000 Can you imagine him fitting that song in? I don't see it. No. I get it. 563 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:04,000 And besides that, the vocals on it, too. He's screaming his lungs out every fucking song, so I get it. Yeah. 564 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:26,000 Right. And next, the Rolling Stones had a song called High Through Love on Goat's Head Soup, but Mick Jagger thought it was just a Thoroughbite track with other big hits on the same album. This one got lost in the shuffle. 565 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:47,000 Okay. I'm not familiar with that song at all, and I'm not real familiar with that album at all. Goat Head Stew always found that title to be entertaining, but I can't recall one song off of that, if there was any hits. I believe there was. It was the Stones. Do you know, can you remember any hits off of that album? 566 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:51,000 I got to look it up. 567 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000 Okay. Well, anyhow, you got more? 568 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,000 Well, actually, here's what we're going to do. 569 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:07,000 So, I just did six. So, you're going to have to tune in next time for those. 570 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:22,000 There you go. There you go. Rob, that was awesome, man. Dude, great, great, great segment. That was cool. Especially the Kiss Alive 2 one. I mean, all of them I loved, but that one right there, you got the nerd out in me. Thank you. 571 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,000 Thank you. 572 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,000 You're welcome. 573 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:54,000 Yep. There are some top names for 2023. Okay. And this is what the demographic of people that are having babies now, Millenniums, I believe. I'm not sure if, I don't think Gen Z's are yet, but let's say they are. So anyhow, there are, these are names that people are comparing their kids to. 574 00:56:55,000 --> 00:57:09,000 To jewels or to riches. Okay. And this came from like the debut of currency, like money, spelled K-U-R-R-E-N-C-Y. 575 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:27,000 And then kids named Money, then Nick Cannon named his son Zillion Hair, H-E-I-R. In two words, that's his kid's name, Zillion Hair Cannon. 576 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:49,000 Here are some baby names that the younger folk wanted to bling names, maybe, if you will. You see what I'm saying? Okay. The number one one was A-M-I-L-L-I-O-N, a million. 577 00:57:49,000 --> 00:58:10,000 Second one, Cashier, spelled like cash with an E-R. Third one, DeNero, as in money. Currency, currency which I'll raise folk up with a K. 578 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:24,000 Million, just named Million. Then there's a baby named Trillion, and these are all in, these are from Most Popular, and these are just the currency riches names. 579 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:38,000 There's other names too that I'm going to go into. Okay. The next one is Billion, and then there's another currency spelled with a C, just like you would spell currency, 580 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:49,000 like, you know, money. The next name, which would be, let's see, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine on the list would be Fortune, 581 00:58:49,000 --> 00:59:09,000 spelled just like Fortune. Ten on the list is Money, spelled just like Money. And eleven on the list is Zillion, spelled just like Zillion. So, next one, 582 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:25,000 and these are action names, if you will, or rough names, or tough guy names, or I don't know what else you would call it, or tough names. 583 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:36,000 The number one tough name in 2023 among the youngsters that were having babies was Arson, spelled just like Arson, like you just burned a building up. 584 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:52,000 Number two is Caliber, just like a gun, what caliber it is. Number three on the list is Crash, just like you said, man, I just saw that car crash over there, 585 00:59:52,000 --> 01:00:08,000 spelled just like Crash. Next one is spelled Dagger, just like you would spell a dagger, like a large knife, or, you know. Next one is Caliber again, but with a K. 586 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:24,000 So, number six on this list is Pain, with a Y, Pay A Y N E. Number seven is Rogue, spelled just like a Rogue. 587 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:41,000 Number eight is Ruckus, spelled like, you know, hey, I heard a ruckus in there. Number nine is Trigger, just like pulling a trigger on a gun. 588 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:55,000 Number ten, and I kind of like this name, tell me what you think Rob, okay? Vandal, V-A-N-D-A-L, Vandal, what do you think of that? 589 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:59,000 That might be my favorite name out of all of them. Hey Vandal! 590 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,000 I like that one. 591 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000 That one's kind of cute, I think, so I like that one. 592 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,000 Yeah. 593 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:27,000 Number eleven, Brazen, B-R-A-Z-E-N. Number twelve is Chaos, C-H-A-O-S. Number thirteen, Cutter, C-U-T-T-E-R. 594 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000 Yeah, I like that one too. 595 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:38,000 I do too. And then this next one I love, Havoc, H-A-V-O-C, Havoc. 596 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,000 Alright. 597 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:47,000 You didn't like that one? I didn't. Oh well, the next one is Chaos, with a K. 598 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:57,000 The next one is Riot, spelled just like a Riot, like hey, there's a riot going on down there. 599 01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:04,000 This next one I love, Rowdy, spelled just like Rowdy, Roddy, Piper. 600 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:08,000 Right. R-O-W-D-Y. I like that one a lot. 601 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:17,000 And this one is actually not that new of a name. You know Shooter Jennings, right, Waylon Jennings' son? 602 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,000 Yeah. 603 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:27,000 Well Shooter has suddenly become a popular name, spelled just like Shooter Jennings, S-H-O-O-T-E-R. 604 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:34,000 Next one is Striker, S-T-R-I-K-E-R. 605 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:42,000 Number nineteen out of twenty on the list is Tough, T-U-F-F. 606 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:51,000 And number twenty is Warrior, just like a Warrior, just like a battle warrior or whatever. 607 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:58,000 And those are the top, I don't know, action names, tough guy names, whatever. 608 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:05,000 Some of them were really good, some of them I thought were not that good at all, so anyhow, just like about anything. 609 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:13,000 So I guess it just depends on the person, you know, on the parents, whether they like it or not. 610 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:20,000 And then finally for today, tonight's podcast, you ever heard about silent reviews? 611 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:24,000 I don't know. 612 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:31,000 Okay. Silent reviews are all the rage. TikTok users call it the new get ready with me trip. 613 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,000 Okay, okay, cool. 614 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:49,000 Scrolling through an endless cycle of talking heads on TikTok, each convincing digital audiences to buy or try the new latest buzzy bottle book bike or beauty hack is growing stale. 615 01:03:49,000 --> 01:04:02,000 So now, rather than increasingly flapping their gums about the goodies they hope to hype, cyber trendsetters are taking a golden vow of silence. 616 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:07,000 People online are growing tired of everyone having an opinion about things. 617 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:21,000 New York City luxury content creator Cassie Thorpe 30 from Hell's Kitchen told the Post, sometimes they just want influencers to show them whatever it is they're promoting without saying a word. 618 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:32,000 And it's pretty cool because I saw this one demo of a model train where a guy doesn't say a word, he just runs it and runs it and runs it. 619 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:44,000 And he kind of does like, you know, the models on the prices, right, where they come over there and they put their hands and show you it and then smile and kind of, you know, and kind of like act, you know what I mean? 620 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:56,000 And that's like the new trend is, is it's, it's the silent, the silent sell and people seem to like that better than someone just like hyping up something they don't seem to like that at all. 621 01:04:56,000 --> 01:05:05,000 So I don't have anything against that. I think it's pretty cool. And it's something different. That's for sure. So I mean, if it's that good, it'll sell itself. Right. 622 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:13,000 But yeah, so anyhow, we're about to the end of this podcast. You got anything you want to go into? 623 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,000 Yeah, I got a quick, did you know? 624 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,000 Sounds good. 625 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:27,000 Did you know that Fred, Mr. Rogers was an ardent fan of 80s area heavy metal music? 626 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,000 No. 627 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:37,000 He thought it would distort the image of his kind neighborly persona. He kept his interest hidden from the public. 628 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:58,000 However, during longer filming breaks, he would often pull out his beloved Dean Razorback guitar on set and watch it to blistering solos, finding him the nickname Shred Rogers, he was known to cast include. 629 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:02,000 I'm going to have to look up some of those videos. You know, people have them. 630 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:06,000 Yeah, I've heard that before. 631 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:12,000 I'm going to have to check this out Rob. Man, I would love to see Mr. Rogers fucking shredding. 632 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,000 That would be badass. 633 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:26,000 Oh man, it would, wouldn't it? I always liked him anyhow. I mean, he just, I don't know, kind of corny and campy, but he was fun. He had a hell of a shtick, didn't he? 634 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,000 Yeah, he did. 635 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:43,000 Yeah, he was all his own, his own character. Fantastic. And now I love him even more knowing that he plays guitar and heavy metal guitar. That's perfect. Just like Pat Boone doing those metal albums. 636 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,000 Did you hear any of the Pat Boone stuff? 637 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:50,000 Yeah, I did. Yeah. 638 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:55,000 I kind of liked it. I mean, it wouldn't be what I listen to regularly, but it was... 639 01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:58,000 My dad would listen to him every now and then. 640 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:02,000 But would it be the metal stuff or his regular stuff? 641 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,000 No, no, his regular stuff. 642 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:12,000 Yeah. But I think he covered Crazy Train. I think he covered Quiet Riot. 643 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,000 Wow. 644 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:27,000 He covered quite a bit of stuff. Look it up when you get a chance. Like Quiet Riot. I think he might have covered A Twisted Sister. I think he covered some Metallica. And he has at least a couple of heavy metal albums out. 645 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:35,000 And I think they meant it as a novelty, but I mean, I thought it was really neat that he even tried, you know. 646 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,000 Right. 647 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:49,000 Anyhow, alright. We are a little bit over the hour, Mark, so it's time for us to say goodbye and we would like to thank you all for joining us. And have a good night, everybody. 648 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,000 Thank you, everybody. Have a good week. 649 01:07:52,000 --> 01:08:20,000 Hey, where did everybody go? Where are the douchebags? Hmm. Oh my god, someone took a dump in the corner. Oh jeez. Glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. Man, that smells. 650 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:31,000 Thanks for watching.