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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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Let's see here. A package of eight hot dogs. A package of ten hot dog buns.

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I would have to buy ten packs of hot dogs and eight packs of buns to even it out.

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Should I buy them at once? Should I freeze them?

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Or just continue to zigzag them and hope for the best?

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I hate adulting.

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Hey look, I think we found land. Oh my god, I think we're safe.

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Oh no! It's the island of horrible jokes.

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I'm so sorry.

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I dreamt I was a muffler.

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I woke up exhausted.

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I love the story of the Ass Paddleans and where they originated.

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Topher was the first guy I did the podcast with.

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He stepped down, he had some stuff going on and we respect that.

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We're still good friends with him and he still contributes to the show.

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He's a good guy and a great friend.

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So him and I were walking along the beach in the sunrise.

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We're walking in the sand, just enjoying the weather.

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And Rob and his brother say we're holding hands, but I say we were not.

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And anyhow, you see this shit I'm getting right now?

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We were not holding hands, but anyhow, I can't seem to get these two off of that, but okay,

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we're not holding hands.

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So we're walking along the beach, the sunlight glistening in our hair and the slight wind

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blowing it back.

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And I step on something, I almost trip over it, I'm like, oh fuck, man, my toe, my toe.

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And anyhow, Topher looks back and he's like, hey man, that looks like a genie's bottle.

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And I look back and go, oh wow, it's got a cork in it and everything.

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So I hobble over there going, ow my toe, ow my toe.

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I pop it open and a genie comes out.

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And anyhow, me and Topher are like, hey, we did three wishes.

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And the genie looks at us, he rolls his eyes and he's like, everybody thinks it's three

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wishes, but no, it's not.

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It's one wish only.

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You guys watch way too much TV and you fucking believe it.

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One.

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One wish only, so choose wise.

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So me and Topher look at each other and we said, man, we won't be invisible so we can

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ass paddle people that need it.

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The genie very reluctantly, he rolled his eyes and he said, very well.

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And he was wanting us to pick world peace or the end of pollution or hunger on earth,

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but no, no, we want to ass paddle people, but he had to observe it because that's the

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rules.

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But he very reluctantly gave us this wish.

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So once a month, but every now and then a little bit more than a month, like we can

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maybe do two in a month.

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If the demand needs it, the genie gave a special permission to go ahead and have special ones

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every now and then.

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But generally it's once a month we get to ass paddle the people that need it.

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So this is our once a month ass paddling unless a bunch of people need it at once and then

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we will break into regular programming and do that.

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So number one, Carolina Panther owner, he gets an ass paddling for throwing a drink

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at some Maldy Jacksonville fans.

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They choked themselves out of the playoffs anyway.

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Jacksonville did.

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I mean, they choked and choked.

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They choked so bad they have one of the best records in the league and they promptly lost

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like six in a row to a bunch of ass bags.

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But anyhow, they beat the shit out of Carolina on that last game and the owner of the Carolina

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Panthers, David Tipper, is his name, or Tipper, T-E-P-P-E-R, it's like pepper only with a

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T. David Tipper threw a drink at some Jacksonville fans that were ridiculing him and anyhow they

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caught it on tape and he owes like $300,000 and probably some money to the people that

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he hit with it.

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So I don't care if they were ridiculing you or not.

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It's just like Nick Sirianni.

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I told you about his low budget, you know, turn around and fucking yiping at Arrowhead

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and then his team has been dog shit ever since.

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He got the DT curse and he deserves it.

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So that's low budget.

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You don't do it.

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I don't care how bad they're ridiculing you.

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This guy lost his cool and he deserves to pay that $300,000 and maybe some money to

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the people because he's a complete jackass because these people were being football fans

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and they were having fun at his expense and he didn't like it.

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So he gets the first ass paddling.

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You think he deserves it too?

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Yes, he does.

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Yep.

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So David Tipper, expect to get your ass paddling here within the next 24 hours.

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And Rob, we can start having you do some too, you know.

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I asked the Genie if he would turn you invisible for these ass paddling and he said yeah.

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He said why not?

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So you can be part of this ass paddling, okay?

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Cool.

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Alright.

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So next one.

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Twin Peaks Bar and Grill gets an ass paddling over possible, it sounds like they're going

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to do this, credit card processing fee on tips.

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Assholes.

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Can you imagine that?

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Someone leaves a 20% tip on a credit card.

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This company, Twin Peaks, let me let everybody know here because not everybody has Twin Peaks.

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Twin Peaks is like a Hooters, okay?

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The girls walk around in short shorts and tight off tops and you know what it is, man.

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It's like a Hooters and they serve you wings and bears and stuff like that.

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It's really like a Hooters with a different name, quite a bit.

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So this particular franchise of Twin Peaks decided that whenever someone leaves them

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a tip, as in the waitresses, they're going to take a credit card processing fee out of

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it, which I think is wrong.

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So they get an ass paddling, this franchise that is going to do this.

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And if they don't do it, then they don't get an ass paddling, but if they do do it, they

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get an ass paddling.

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Right now they send out notices to everybody, but it hit the local news around here so hard

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that I don't know, if they get too much fallback, they may decide not to, which is what everyone's

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hoping that they'll do.

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So the next one who gets an ass paddling is A-Rodge.

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Aaron Rodgers is at it again.

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Again.

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I'm sorry, I'm a little congested.

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Okay, A-Rodge gets this for his comments that appear to be false about Jimmy Kimmel and

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Jeffrey Epstein, the dead convicted pedophile.

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Did you see that Rob, what he said?

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I've seen this ass paddling coming.

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He gets an ass paddling because he didn't have any idea, it sounds like.

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He made some remarks saying that a lot of people are going to be worried or something

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like that.

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I forgot the exact wording.

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When this Jeffrey Epstein list comes out, he said something like including Jimmy Kimmel.

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Then Jimmy Kimmel got on Twitter and put him in his place and threatened legal action.

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So anyhow, but A-Rodge gets it because you don't say that about somebody.

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I think we covered it in the last podcast, didn't we?

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Yeah, I think it was the last.

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So anyhow, Jimmy Kimmel gets one because you just don't do that.

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Just like Jimmy Kimmel said, you're putting him and his family in danger because people

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hear about pedophilia and stuff like that, that angers people.

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So anyhow, the AKC Kennel Club gets an ass paddling because they're Frankenstein and

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another dog breed, the Lancaster Heeler, another sickly flawed experimental breed.

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Leave those poor animals alone.

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You guys are ghouls in my opinion.

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So yeah, they get an ass paddling.

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They came up with another experimental breed that they love.

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They do this all the time.

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They'll take different dog breeds and make their own little animals out of them and all

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that and designer dogs.

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So anyhow, they get an ass paddling.

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Next one, Manhattan, New York for trying to implement congestion pricing on all travelers

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during certain times.

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If the road is too congested, they charge you.

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Did you know that?

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That's stupid.

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Yeah, they're getting ready to do this.

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They're trying to do this at least.

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The way I think it happens is they simply find your license plate with cameras.

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You were on there from three to five, so we're going to charge you an extra five bucks or

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whatever.

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Imagine that every day you get charged for it because your job demands you be in that

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time.

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Then you got to pay extra.

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I mean, don't you think the residents pay enough in taxes and bullshit fees?

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So, Manhattan, New York, not Kansas, gets an ass paddling for that.

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Chef Gino Sarbello for introducing Naples, Italy with the atrocity of the pineapple pizza

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plus ketchup pizza as well.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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He brought it to Naples and he's trying to make it big there.

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I say stop it right now.

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Stop the atrocity.

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Don't let it happen.

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Italy is like pure.

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They pretty much invented pizza.

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Leave them alone.

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Don't take that over there.

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Those poor guys are going to get infected with all these pineapple pizza people.

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They're going to laugh you out of the country.

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Yeah, I hope so.

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They'll burn them out of there.

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They'll throw them in the Mediterranean Ocean.

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And I was also asked to submit an ass paddling to the Golden Globes for a boring show that

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was painful to stomach.

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Now I wouldn't know because I do not watch that bullshit, but someone close to me that

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watches that bullshit told me that.

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So I guess we're going to give the Golden Globes an ass paddling because they were recommended.

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So the Golden Globes, you guys get an ass paddling too.

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And I'm thinking bare ass paddling for them.

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What do you think?

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Yeah, we're looking at body work, right?

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Yeah.

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So next one, Target for cosigning with Starbucks for the ripoff.

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$50 Stanley mug.

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$50 for a fucking Stanley mug that says Starbucks on there.

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I think it's like pink.

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Only Rubes buy them.

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No one with brain cells does.

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Yeah, to me, you know, all the people that were going enough to buy a $50 mug, they should

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probably also get an ass paddling too, don't you think?

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Yeah.

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Unless it's going to be a collector's, you know.

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Okay.

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They'll get an ass paddling for now.

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And if it becomes a collector's item and we're doing this podcast, we will officially give

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them an apology, right?

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Right.

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That sounds good, right?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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But now they get an ass paddling because we think they deserve it.

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And if we have to offer an apology, we will gladly do so.

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So the entire officiating crew that ignored the brutal hit on Justin Fields Sunday afternoon,

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they're already in the hall of fame, but we're going to pull them out long enough for a bare

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bottom ass paddling with an old Sparky replica.

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You know, yeah, old Sparky, the guy, the old Sparky, the one that used to freak with my

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ass cheeks, that guy right there, the old Sparky, that son of a bitch is a mean bastard.

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He is probably about a 14 long by six wide with a giant handle with holes in it.

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Solid, I think it is walnut with holes in it.

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That fucker hurt.

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So anyhow, the officiating crew gets old Sparky replica on their ass.

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Bare bottom.

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And finally, MetLife Stadium's artificial turf for claiming another victim this year,

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AJ Brown of the Eagles.

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But this could also be the DT curse because their coach maled off at Arrowhead Stadium.

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So I mean, also, I mean, it was a MetLife Stadium.

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They claimed all these victims this year, I mean, including Aaron Rodgers on the first

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game on the first play, and they refused to change that artificial turf that has turned

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up everybody's ACL.

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So we have no choice but to give MetLife Stadium and anyone associated with them an ass paddling,

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right Rob?

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Yep.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Well, let's go ahead and take our first break and we will be right back after this.

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Sounds good.

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All right.

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We'll talk to you in a minute.

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Why two douchebags and a microphone?

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Because two fuck nuts and a recorder was taken.

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The apocalypse just happened.

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You don't know what to do.

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You don't know where to go.

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But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Dirt and apocalypse, don't forget the nuts.

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Hickory nuts, that is.

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Yeah, we know Hickory wood gets all the glory and all the love.

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Everyone loves the Hickory trees.

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They cut them down and they make great sandwiches out of barbecue and meats.

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They smoke them and it's a fantastic deal.

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But little does anyone know about the Hickory nuts.

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Dirt and apocalypse Hickory nuts could be the best thing you could find.

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Hickory nuts can be eaten raw, toasted or added to various recipes.

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Their rich buttery flavor and crunchy texture make them an ideal ingredient for both sweet

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and savory dishes.

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You can use Hickory nuts to make nut butter, pesto or even a unique Hickory nut milk.

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There are five types of Hickory nuts.

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Bitter nut Hickory, Shag Bark Hickory, Pig Nut Hickory, Mockernut Hickory and Smooth Bark

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Hickory.

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Hickory trees are considered part of the walnut species and are plentiful at least around

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Missouri and surrounding areas.

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Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes and scream.

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Hey there's no toilet paper in here.

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And we are back, two douchebags and a microphone, I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Alright Rob, you want to go into some emails or you got something you want to do first?

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No, we can go into emails if you want.

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Alright let's go into emails.

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There's not as many of them and I think I pissed a lot of people off because I didn't

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have time to get to them and a lot of the people that was writing just quit or maybe

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they just lost interest, I don't know.

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But anyhow we only have like five of them this time.

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So but at least I can get to them now right?

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Well everybody remember it was the holiday season too.

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We are busy.

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Oh that's right, you know what that's probably it right there.

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So anyhow feel free to write us and if it's a basic love your show, thank you, a blanket

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thank you.

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But you know like I said there's nothing you can really add to that or anything so you

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know thank you.

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I'm still waiting for the grandma's name out of Dodge City, Kansas.

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Grandma's not written me, I know.

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Hi grandma.

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Hi grandma, we love you, whatever your name is.

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So anyhow alright.

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The first one, Dear Douchebags, I was wanting to know where you can buy the Filthy Bean

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Expressos.

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You sold me on it a long time ago.

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Thanks Angie and Barrington.

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Barrington.

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You know where Barrington's at?

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Barrington's at?

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Give me a second.

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Angie, you have to be in Tennessee.

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Nashville Kroger's and Jackson, Tennessee Kroger's and Memphis Kroger's.

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My understanding has the Filthy Bean Expressos.

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It's my understanding.

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I don't know.

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I haven't been there to actually check but as far as I know they're there.

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So and other than that I think there's a few other stores that were independent that carried

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them around those areas and they're well worth it.

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They sent us some of those and man they were good.

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So anyhow unless you're around there.

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Okay, the Barrington that's pulling up is Barrington, Illinois.

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Barrington, Illinois, okay.

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Thank you Angie.

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We're going to assume it's there I guess.

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Barrington is a village in Cook County and Lake County, Illinois.

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Cook County, isn't that Chicago area?

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Yeah.

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Okay, alright.

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Hey great.

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Thank you Chicago.

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An hour and 38 minutes to Chicago.

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That whole area, anyone listening there in that whole area is such a fucking compliment

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because so much great radio has come out of Chicago it's unreal.

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You know and a lot of radio I listen to came out of Chicago.

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Even back when WLS was on AM, 890 AM, I used to listen to them at night because they were

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a clear channel and the clear channel would come to Kansas City when the 890 dial in Kansas

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City had to turn the power down and they always played the good songs, the new songs before

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Kansas City and I would know these songs and I would impress everybody around my little

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town.

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They'd be like, I go hey man this is the new, I don't know, REO or this is a new foreigner

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or this is a new, Don Felder was one of them, heavy metal, Don Felder heavy metal just came

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out.

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It was a badass song and nobody knew what it was and I come up, that's Don Felder of

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the Eagles and this is his new song for the heavy metal soundtrack and they're like, how

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did you know that?

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Man, you just got to keep up with it man.

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Not everybody's good like that but I would listen to WLS at night on my little radio,

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I'd listen to it out in the garage and I would do stuff.

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I would work on my bike, I would crack walnuts, all different kinds of shit.

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It was a lot of fun and gave me a lot of thinking time and a lot of creativity time and that's

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where I started drawing and painting huge skulls all over the walls there because that's

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what I thought was cool at the time.

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You remember the huge skulls in the garage of the house I grew up in?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah that was boredom in WLS radio.

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I understand that.

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Yep, so okay.

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Angie and Barrington take a little trip south there, Tennessee.

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I think they're there.

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You can always call the Filthy Bean.

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Ask him, he can send them to you.

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They're online.

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Why didn't I think of that?

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Okay.

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He'll send you some and I think they're even online at the Filthy Bean's website.

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It's like FilthyBeanCoffee.com or something like that.

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Google it, you'll find it Angie.

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Thank you.

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Yeah.

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All right and Rob you did get the gift pack from him right?

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He was wanting to know.

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Yes I did.

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Yes I did.

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Okay what did you think?

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I forgot to mention that to you.

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Oh.

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Oh I loved it.

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Oh he wanted, okay, geez there's been so much going on.

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Yeah I'm supposed to send half of it to you.

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Oh I didn't know that.

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No, no, no.

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He sent me some more.

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He sent me some more.

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Oh did he?

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Yeah, yeah.

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He wanted you to give a review.

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He wanted you to have all of it and he wanted you to give a review because I gave my review,

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Topher gave his review, he wants your review now and we're going to have to go there here

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soon.

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Okay I'll get the review ready.

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Okay cool and he wants it on the espresso and some of the specialty coffees okay?

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All right.

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Okay all right.

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All right next.

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Hey Mark and Rob I was wanting to know if you guys plan on streaming video with your

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show.

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You can always record the audio and cut it up for your funny bits afterwards.

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Thank you.

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You know what?

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I read this and he's right.

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We can, okay this is a ways away but we'll offer the show live that doesn't have the

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bits in it and then we'll offer the show audio only to have all the creative funny bits in

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it.

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You see what I mean?

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Right.

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He's right.

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When I read this I'm like you know what he is absolutely 100% right and did he?

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He didn't even leave a name.

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Whoever you are thank you and we're going to do that eventually.

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It's going to take a little time but we got to set up cameras.

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We got to get a YouTube channel and all that and that way we benefit from the YouTube popularity

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in everybody video streaming on YouTube because people are doing that off the hook right now

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and then we have the audio version that goes over to iTunes and Spotify and RSS and all

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that.

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So I think that's a great idea.

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So alright thank you whoever you are.

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Great idea.

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Thank you.

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Alright next one.

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Hey Mark I'm the mad crop duster.

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I plan on shitting all over you soon.

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You will never catch me.

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Ha ha better sit in the corner of the break room near the wall TV and the coats.

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He is from my work.

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He or she is from my work.

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There's no way they could know that detail about the break room.

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So this is someone at work shitting all over me and laughing in my face Rob.

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I mean yeah I know.

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I'm going to get to the bottom of this.

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I'm going to catch you and I'm going to cork your asshole with cement when I catch you.

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It's getting bad Rob.

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I'm getting tired of coming home smelling like shit and having a shit sticky shit film

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on me.

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I don't know what this fucker eats but you better watch it.

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It's going to give you something.

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Mad crop duster you motherfucker.

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Next one.

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Mark do you plan on apologizing to Ruth Ann?

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I hope you don't.

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Of this show Kelly in North Central Ohio go Lions.

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Oh damn.

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Ruth Ann is getting heat from North Central Ohio and it's a Lions fan.

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I'm sorry Ruth Ann if you're listening.

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I don't think she is.

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She didn't respond to anything.

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I sent her an email back and went okay I'm sorry can we start over nothing.

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I think she's really mad dude.

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I don't think she's listening.

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I even told her I said why would you punish Rob for something I done.

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Nothing.

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Crickets.

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She's pissed.

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So we can scratch Ruth Ann off of our listener list.

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Next one.

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Hey douches I wanted to know when you do your live show for Montrose could you guys look

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for a rear right quarter panel for a Chevy Vega.

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I really need to get the old beast going again.

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Ross in North Central Missouri.

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These fucks.

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If we find one.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Yeah if we find one it's yours.

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Honestly I'm writing all these parts down for when we do go that way I can look while

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we're there.

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Yes.

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So you are a trooper for writing these parts down and the first one was like a Cadillac

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was it a bumper.

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Yeah for a 72 coupe dual.

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Oh yep yep and then this one is for a Chevy Vega.

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One year.

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Let's see it doesn't say what year.

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It says hey you guys could you look for a rear right quarter panel.

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I think they are.

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I don't think the Chevy Vega ever changed designs once.

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All right if you need to give us any more information from North Central Missouri please

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do and we will search the world over for your right quarter panel of a Chevy Vega.

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So Rob.

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Right rear or right front.

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Oh shit you know what he didn't specify.

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We don't have that either.

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No no no right rear front right rear.

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Look for a rear right.

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Oh no rear.

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Look for a rear right quarter panel.

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Right rear.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Okay he just did it backwards.

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He wrote rear right.

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Anyhow yeah yeah yeah a rear quarter panel for a Chevy Vega.

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So and if you see two or three of the say you know of different models then we'll have

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to have him email us again and let us know what model.

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Right.

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So anyhow Rob you got something you want to say.

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Yeah.

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Oh you're on.

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00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:17,480
Oh I don't know how you're going to feel about this.

490
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:18,480
Okay.

491
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:22,480
Let's call it one of your favorite chief players.

492
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:23,480
Okay.

493
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:33,480
Chris Jones a defensive tackle for the squad is giving the entire D line and other staff

494
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:38,880
members Rolex's ESPN report on Sunday night.

495
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,720
He he says huh.

496
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:45,520
He promised them Rolex's actually but go ahead.

497
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:52,720
Yeah yeah the time pieces are a gift from Jones after he got a third quarter sack reaching

498
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:59,760
the 10th sack summer season he needed to snag the one point two five million dollar bonus

499
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:04,560
that was written into his contract before he won.

500
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:10,960
The whole defensive line gets a Rolex Jones told the ESPN defensive court of the speech

501
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,400
by no like it's a Rolex.

502
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:19,000
The coaches get a Rolex because I think it takes a collective effort in order to reach

503
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,800
those types of goals.

504
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:27,480
The chiefs dial it out with the Los Angeles Charters on Sunday pulling off the win by

505
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,960
narrow 13 to 12 margin.

506
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:38,080
That was thanks in part to Jones' sack of the Chargers quarterback Easton Stitt in the

507
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:44,320
third quarter given that the chiefs had tied up the AFC West title last week.

508
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:51,080
The game wasn't make or break for the team and Jones wasn't supposed to even be on the

509
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,920
field for that long.

510
00:31:52,920 --> 00:32:00,520
Well okay what Andy Reid did I consider is why he's so brilliant at his job.

511
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:06,560
He allowed to break the rules and bend the rules just enough so everyone could get a

512
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:11,120
Rolex so Chris Jones could get his one point two million.

513
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:16,720
And yeah yeah Chris Jones could have gotten injured yes but I agree with Andy Reid 100

514
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,720
percent what do you think?

515
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,880
Oh I get it too.

516
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:28,720
He was supposed to play the first quarter and that was it.

517
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:32,120
But he didn't get a sack until I think it was the third quarter.

518
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,040
Yeah the third quarter.

519
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:38,400
So you know I think that's cool I like it.

520
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:42,800
He plans on going and buying everybody Rolexes.

521
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:48,000
Well you know we'll see how far this parlay's if they even try to re-sign him.

522
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,440
I don't think they're even going to try.

523
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:57,120
I don't think they think there's any sense in it because you know he really we need to

524
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:02,560
sign Legerius Snead badly.

525
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:06,320
He is the premier shutdown corner in the league.

526
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,840
We need him over Chris Jones.

527
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:11,240
We have pass rushers.

528
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:17,640
In my opinion after what Chris Jones did at the beginning of the year.

529
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:21,680
I don't think he's shown enough throughout the year.

530
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:22,680
I don't either.

531
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:23,680
I don't either.

532
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:30,840
Especially all the ruckus he had for his contract you know holding out not playing and basically

533
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:33,100
holding the team hostage in my opinion.

534
00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:37,560
I think that that all needs to be in consideration of why you want you will want to rehire this

535
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:38,560
guy.

536
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:44,760
And yeah he's great but I don't think you can do it not just for the money part of it

537
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:51,520
but also not just for the salary cap part of it but also the integrity of it.

538
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:52,520
Right.

539
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:54,760
To send a message.

540
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,560
You can hold out all you want.

541
00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:03,200
If your name's not Mahomes or Reed we don't care.

542
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,960
Go somewhere else.

543
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,960
Everyone else is replaceable.

544
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,960
Right.

545
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,960
Right.

546
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,960
100%.

547
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:14,960
Yeah.

548
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,040
So yeah Rob I agree with you man.

549
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,200
That's a good story and I'm glad you did that.

550
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,200
That story.

551
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:24,840
Because we really kind of needed a follow up to that.

552
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,040
Yeah we did.

553
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,560
Alright let's take our second break and we will come right back.

554
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,040
How's that sound Rob?

555
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,440
Sounds good.

556
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,440
Alright we'll be right back guys.

557
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,440
The apocalypse just happened.

558
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You don't know what to do.

559
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But we can tell you what you can eat.

560
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,440
Hi all this is Mark here.

561
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:54,560
I'm usually the one telling you what to eat during an apocalypse.

562
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:58,560
Well this time I decided to go the other way.

563
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,480
You ever consider just going to ground zero and saying fuck it.

564
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:05,920
Do you really want to be the guy running around looking for radioactive deer.

565
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,720
Guessing whether water is not contaminated or not.

566
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:10,600
No food no shelter no nothing.

567
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:14,320
Oh no there's a strong argument that says you know what.

568
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:18,360
Let's just go to ground zero and see what's for us after.

569
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:19,360
Just a thought.

570
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:26,920
We are two douchebags in microphone.

571
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As charming as a leaky sewer pipe.

572
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Next up things overheard in hell.

573
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:38,840
Dish water has the top ten spots on billboard hot 100.

574
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And now deep thoughts with Mark.

575
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,680
Man I sure wish I was the garbage man.

576
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,080
You know what I could do if I was the garbage man.

577
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:54,360
I could go to the wrong parts of town on the wrong days periodically.

578
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,500
In the morning.

579
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:58,880
And then watch everybody run out of their house in their underwear.

580
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,400
With two bags of trash screaming stop halt.

581
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:07,200
Yeah that's what I'd love to do.

582
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You need protection from fucktards.

583
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You have people coming and fucking with you constantly.

584
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You need answers you need solutions.

585
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586
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That's right.

587
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588
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589
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590
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591
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592
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593
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,200
He talk stupid.

594
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,840
You know let me go.

595
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,640
Smell like sack of shit.

596
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,240
He spit talk all over.

597
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:45,720
I remember smack in balls.

598
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599
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600
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601
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602
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603
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604
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He would not shut his fucking yap or for nothing.

605
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He gets up on me and he talks all stupid.

606
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And I didn't know what to do.

607
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:10,600
I could not shake this motherfucker like a booger.

608
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Then I remember smack in the nuts.

609
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I pulled out old smack in the nuts.

610
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611
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612
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613
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614
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615
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Eggs in a microphone.

616
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:43,520
I'm Mark.

617
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:44,520
And I'm Rob.

618
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,520
Hey Rob do you like peanut butter?

619
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,160
Oh yeah I love peanut butter.

620
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,640
I think everybody loves peanut butter.

621
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:51,640
It's universal.

622
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,680
I put peanut butter on my pancakes.

623
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,640
You might like this then.

624
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Peanut butter and bacon fans rejoice.

625
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,360
You like bacon too right?

626
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:03,360
Oh yeah.

627
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:04,360
Yeah bacon.

628
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,360
Yeah.

629
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,360
Okay.

630
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:14,920
Sonic the popular driving food chain is kicking off 2024 with new flavor combinations.

631
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:21,760
Starting on January 8th Sonic launched a new combination involving peanut butter and bacon.

632
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It's peanut butter and bacon double cheeseburger and a peanut butter bacon shake.

633
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The double cheeseburger features 200% pure beef patties layered with creamy peanut butter,

634
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crispy bacon, grilled onions and melty cheese on a toasted bun.

635
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:48,520
Now do you remember who made a Guba burgers famous?

636
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,160
No.

637
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,160
Elvis.

638
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,440
Oh yeah okay.

639
00:38:54,440 --> 00:39:00,400
Yeah and you know where in Missouri they made Guba burgers famous?

640
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,320
Uh uh.

641
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,380
It would be none other than Sedalia, Missouri.

642
00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:07,380
The Wagonville restaurant.

643
00:39:07,380 --> 00:39:13,180
People used to come from miles around to go there to get a Guba burger.

644
00:39:13,180 --> 00:39:16,040
They had the best Guba burger.

645
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:21,760
Number one hardly anyone was serving a peanut butter cheeseburger ever and most people didn't

646
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,280
like the idea at all.

647
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:29,800
But the Wagonville I think is still around but it changed areas, it changed addresses

648
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,940
and they went to a different location.

649
00:39:31,940 --> 00:39:35,940
But the Wagonville restaurant in Sedalia as far as I know was one of the few places in

650
00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:42,020
America that served a Guba burger and it's been on their menu forever and I believe it's

651
00:39:42,020 --> 00:39:44,440
still on their menu if they're open.

652
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,880
And so you never went there and got a Guba burger?

653
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,240
No I hadn't.

654
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:54,800
Okay well I loved it and they did a great Guba burger there and they were known for

655
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:59,240
it so anyhow.

656
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:09,320
So alright next one I got here is a little story about Gen Zers.

657
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:14,920
Did you know that some Gen Z job seekers are bringing mom and dad to interviews?

658
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:18,880
Are you serious?

659
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,680
Yes I am serious.

660
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,120
And it's turning off employers new survey funds.

661
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:27,120
Yeah no shit.

662
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:30,600
What would you think Rob okay?

663
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:41,560
You're Mr. Williams and you run a manufacturing outfit that produces electrical boxes let's

664
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,000
say.

665
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:49,320
And there's a guy coming in there, Gen Z just got out of school for being an accountant

666
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,520
right?

667
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,200
And all of a sudden you're like oh hey man I see this here.

668
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,480
Okay he just got done with DeVry, he wants to be our accountant.

669
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:02,840
We need one, we want someone young that can grow with the company, we're doing so well.

670
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:08,160
And then he brings his mom or dad in to communicate.

671
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,680
I would be looking around for someone else.

672
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,800
That's just my own opinion.

673
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:19,880
A survey found some employers favor older workers to avoid hiring recent college graduates.

674
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:26,000
So I see with stuff like this intelligence surveyed 800 managers, directors and executives

675
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,560
involved in hiring.

676
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:32,640
One in five of the employers said college graduates showed up with a parent for a job

677
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,040
interview.

678
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:37,080
One in five.

679
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:41,440
Some employers said they'd be willing to offer older professionals more benefits and higher

680
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:45,480
salaries to avoid hiring new college graduates.

681
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:49,120
A recent survey found.

682
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:55,040
Intelligent an online magazine focused on student life commissioned a pullfish survey

683
00:41:55,040 --> 00:42:01,880
of 800 managers, directors and executives involved in hiring in the US in December.

684
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:08,040
39% of the employers who responded said they preferred to hire older job seekers over recent

685
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:14,360
college graduates in part because young professionals don't make a good fit of first impression

686
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,160
on job interviews.

687
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:20,320
More than half of the employees said young recruits struggled to make eye contact during

688
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,320
an interview.

689
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:27,480
Now think of that Rob, do you trust anybody like they come up and you've been introduced

690
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:32,960
by somebody okay, a mutual friend and they won't look you in the eye when you say hello?

691
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:33,960
Right.

692
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:38,360
I mean, right then I automatically don't trust the person.

693
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:39,360
It's like, what are they trying to hide?

694
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,360
How come they won't look me in the eye?

695
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,360
That's a red flag right there.

696
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,160
Yes, to me too.

697
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:49,360
And 50% said they asked for unreasonable compensation.

698
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:54,760
Just half the employer said a young job candidate showed up in inappropriate attire and nearly

699
00:42:54,760 --> 00:43:01,920
20% said a recent college grad had brought a parent to a job interview.

700
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:05,040
Another thing it gets me and I want to find out if you're on the same page or if I'm just

701
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:09,480
an old fogey here Rob, handshake.

702
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,760
Oh, always.

703
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:12,880
Yeah.

704
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:16,040
I demand, I'm talking about the type of handshake.

705
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:19,960
I demand a firm handshake with a direct look in the eye.

706
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:24,440
If you get one of those little flimsy handshakes and they're looking around the room looking

707
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:29,140
at your bowling trophy or something like that, no, I don't think this guy's for me.

708
00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:33,000
I automatically don't trust them and I don't think that they're dedicated.

709
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,200
I could be wrong, but that's the way I see it.

710
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,960
I mean, are you like that?

711
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,440
Yes, definitely.

712
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,000
Yeah, it bothers me.

713
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:47,160
It's like look me in the eye, shake my hand firmly and say, it's nice to meet you.

714
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:54,600
So on the employers who said they prefer to hire older job seekers, 60% said they would

715
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:59,360
be willing to offer more benefits and attract... I know I'm going over this, but that was

716
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:02,940
an excerpt that they took out first and put it in front.

717
00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:07,200
So 48% said they would... Okay, it's a little bit different.

718
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:12,160
60% said they would be willing to offer more benefits to attract them.

719
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:19,440
This is older ones, older people are more... 59% said they would offer higher salaries.

720
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:24,160
48% said they would allow remote or hybrid working opportunities.

721
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:29,320
And 46% said they would be willing to hire overqualified candidates.

722
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:34,760
Young professionals always appear to have a reputation for being difficult to work with.

723
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:38,960
Nearly two-thirds of employers said it was very true or somewhat true.

724
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:46,760
The recent college grads are entitled, while 58% said it was very or somewhat true that

725
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:52,960
they get offended too easily.

726
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,720
Now you know where cancel culture comes from.

727
00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:56,920
I'm offended.

728
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,200
That person must go away forever.

729
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,600
This is what we taught our kids?

730
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,320
This is what it's become?

731
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:09,720
You get offended so you got to ex that person out of his job and his life?

732
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:12,960
What kind of brutal bullshit is that?

733
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,880
What happened to just like suck it up, you don't like the speech, but okay.

734
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:24,920
Geez, anyhow, nearly 60% of bosses said it was very or somewhat true that recent grads

735
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:29,720
are unprepared for the workforce and more than half agree in the young professionals

736
00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:34,640
don't respond well to feedback and have poor communication skills.

737
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:40,720
I would say if they have to bring a parent, they have none, right?

738
00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:46,160
As Gen Z has entered the workforce in increasing numbers in recent years, employers have expressed

739
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:53,840
concerns about the younger generation's ability to adapt to corporate life.

740
00:45:53,840 --> 00:46:01,440
This article goes on, but another fact that brings up that also is in play, this is the

741
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,040
COVID generation.

742
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:11,440
These were kids that were set to go through college and get that down and get used to

743
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,880
the frat life and socializing, right?

744
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,960
And all of a sudden they get that all that pulled away from them and they're at home

745
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:24,360
staring at a computer screen on a Zoom camera, right?

746
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:31,320
So they're not adapted at all to face-to-face contact and communication and knowing what

747
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:35,560
it takes to work with other people and get the job done.

748
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:39,440
No matter what you think of them, no matter whether you like them, whether you agree with

749
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:44,600
them politically, sexually or whatever, should not matter.

750
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:48,360
What matters is this person knows what he's doing and he's here to help you get this job

751
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:53,680
done because work is completely different than anything else.

752
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:57,040
You get that done, you do it and you do it right and you do it with a sense of pride

753
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:01,360
and urgency, right?

754
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:06,920
So anyhow, I see where they're having problems definitely.

755
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:10,360
I can't hear you.

756
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:18,560
I got another little interesting one here speaking to Jen's ears and all that.

757
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:24,440
This is a, they call it food you need in a scurry.

758
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:29,480
The latest food trend to take over TikTok is rat snacking is what they call it.

759
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:33,520
Like the rat, you know, like a mouse, a big mouse, rat snacking.

760
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:40,520
Eating small and random snacks with sometimes odd combinations as a guilty pleasure.

761
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:46,960
As opposed to the appetizer course inspired girl dinner, which was another trend, which

762
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:51,600
looks like putting a plate together of some leftover slices of deli meat, fruit, cheese

763
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:52,960
and crackers.

764
00:47:52,960 --> 00:48:00,360
Rather than making a three square meal, rat snacks are unhinged combinations of foods

765
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:03,160
to make just one small treat.

766
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:07,160
Fans put together their rat snacks, similar to how rats scrounge together whatever they

767
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:10,080
can find and eat it.

768
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:19,280
One content creator shared one of her favorite little, uh, sneaky snacks, chip soup.

769
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:24,840
Ken Yurick on TikTok puts crushed up chips in a bowl with some vinegar and eats it with

770
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,840
a spoon.

771
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:28,680
Ugh.

772
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:34,440
Gabby Sharp is a registered dietitian who posts content on her TikTok, uh, shared a

773
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:40,680
super unhinged rat snack with her 748 followers.

774
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,520
And where the hell is it now?

775
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,120
Hang on here.

776
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:49,760
Geez, I lost the other side of it.

777
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,560
Okay I, hang on, I gotta find what this is here.

778
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:56,000
Um, okay I think this might be it.

779
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,360
Hopefully it is.

780
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:01,040
Hey you're getting every penny's worth right?

781
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:02,040
It's free.

782
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,560
Yeah, yeah.

783
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:08,840
When your Instacart shopper throws in an unexpected pack of processed cheese, you turn it into

784
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:14,240
a budget friendly rat snack, rat snack, or whatever else you have in the fridge.

785
00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:16,160
She captioned the video.

786
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:21,920
Sharp's chopper threw in cheese slices that gave her an idea for a snack.

787
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:27,080
She put apples in a bit of butter and a bit of cinnamon and a little bit of brown sugar

788
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:30,240
into a bowl popped into the microwave.

789
00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:38,080
The melted concoction then went onto slices of bread and were topped with cheese slices.

790
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:42,840
Sharp said in the video that the weird snack tasted like a classic apple pie with a slice

791
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:47,480
of cheddar on top.

792
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:53,840
Sharp previously told Bustle that this trend comes more out of need of necessity due to

793
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:58,520
finances which makes it relatable to young people on the internet.

794
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:03,120
The rise in grocery costs people are trying to find any way they can save money for a

795
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:04,360
lot of people.

796
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:09,760
This means digging deep into the pantry, freezer, or fridge to pull together any little bits

797
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:14,240
and pieces that may not traditionally go together Sharp told the outlet.

798
00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:20,960
She added these rat snacks are becoming more popular because often, uh, don't, people often

799
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:25,640
don't see themselves making the smoothie bowls that they see on Instagram and they can pull

800
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:31,400
together a piece of cheese and a pickle in a pinch because they have it on hand.

801
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,200
So okay, there you go.

802
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:35,200
That's rat snacking.

803
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:38,200
So Rob, you got something?

804
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,960
Yeah, I do.

805
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:41,960
Alrighty.

806
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:45,440
I've got another American songwriter for you.

807
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:46,480
Oh yeah, I love these.

808
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:52,040
This might be my favorite, but I don't know.

809
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:53,040
Okay.

810
00:50:53,040 --> 00:51:01,040
Here are four songs that believe it or not are far more popular today than they were

811
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:05,600
when they were new.

812
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:06,600
Okay.

813
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:07,600
Okay.

814
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:13,520
First up Queen, Don't Stop Me Now.

815
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,520
Yeah great one.

816
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:21,840
Uh, what was the part I was going to read?

817
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,840
You're doing a me now.

818
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:28,640
I lost that part.

819
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,120
Oh, okay.

820
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:31,120
Okay.

821
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:33,960
Do you want me to go into something you can round it up?

822
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,640
No, no, no, no.

823
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:42,880
I was going to read a little something about the song, but I lost that part.

824
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:43,880
Okay.

825
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:48,320
Journey, Don't Stop Believing.

826
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:49,320
Yeah.

827
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,440
Um, that's an iconic song.

828
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,080
At first it was and it lost a lot of interest.

829
00:51:55,080 --> 00:52:01,320
And then the notorious sopranos ending, uh, fade to black ending, uh, featured that song

830
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:02,320
and it became big again.

831
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:05,160
And I believe it went number one again.

832
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,920
Um, interesting story behind that song.

833
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:08,920
Very much so.

834
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:09,920
What does it say?

835
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:19,480
With more than 1.7 million downloads on Spotify, it has more than four times the downloads

836
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:23,200
of the next most popular journey song on the platform.

837
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,200
I wonder what that is.

838
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:27,200
Oh, Any Way You Want It.

839
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:28,200
Okay.

840
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:29,200
Yeah.

841
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:30,200
Cool.

842
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:36,280
And, okay, next Simple Man.

843
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:37,280
That's a good one.

844
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:41,680
Now, what's version Skinner or, um, no, it was Skinner.

845
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:42,680
Okay.

846
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:46,480
Was it Five Finger Death Punch that did the other version, which was very good.

847
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:51,840
Yeah, it was Five Finger Death Punch.

848
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:52,840
Okay.

849
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:57,840
Uh, but, okay.

850
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:03,280
And then the last one, Sticks Lineage.

851
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,200
Oh, I love that song.

852
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:09,840
And the guitar on that is brutal.

853
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:11,640
Yeah.

854
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:15,200
Tommy Shaw is such an underrated guitarist.

855
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,200
Man that dude.

856
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,560
I mean, and I, okay, I know why.

857
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:23,280
And I'm sorry I'm interrupting you, Rob, but I got, I just, okay.

858
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:29,780
Um, Tommy Shaw had to play by the rules with Dennis DeYoung and not be that heavy because

859
00:53:29,780 --> 00:53:34,120
Dennis DeYoung was more of a Broadway type, a musical type.

860
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:37,320
And he, it was just like how Queen was arranged.

861
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:43,040
You know, Brian May was an ax slinger, but he had to tone a lot of stuff down because

862
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:46,840
Freddie's harmonies and the music and everything.

863
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,880
So it was the same type of situation, but those together made it brilliant.

864
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:50,880
And I'm sorry, go ahead.

865
00:53:50,880 --> 00:54:02,760
I just said, May have gone on to number one and Mr. Roboto likely takes the price of Sticks

866
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:10,440
as his most culturally referenced song, but Renegade is the band's Spotify champion.

867
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:21,240
Among all of Sticks songs, Only Babe and Come Sail Away, two of Sticks' eight top ten hits

868
00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:28,240
have at least half of the 170 million plus downloads that Renegade is on.

869
00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:30,240
Wow.

870
00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:31,240
Sticks never-

871
00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:33,840
That is.

872
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:40,080
You see, Sticks to me never really got the props they deserved.

873
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:43,280
And I'm not talking about sales or anything like that.

874
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,480
They did very well in sales.

875
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:48,560
But I'm talking about other musicians in the music industry.

876
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:52,880
They were more than a poor man's queen.

877
00:54:52,880 --> 00:55:01,040
I mean, they were so good in their musically, they were so spot on and just genius instrumentals

878
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,720
and music pieces that were put together.

879
00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:06,040
And the lyrics were great too.

880
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:10,360
And to me, they never reached their full due.

881
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:14,360
I think people took them for granted.

882
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:17,640
So I'm glad to hear that they do so well with all the downloads and everything.

883
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:23,360
I'm sure that probably parlay's into quite a bit of cash for them, which is excellent.

884
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:24,360
What's your feelings on Sticks?

885
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:27,440
Do you think they were that great or not?

886
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:32,640
I've always liked Sticks.

887
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:37,040
Now they got where they were doing like Mr. Roboto.

888
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:38,040
Oh, oh.

889
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:40,240
Yeah, that was taking it too far.

890
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:41,240
Okay.

891
00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:42,240
Mr. Roboto.

892
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:48,560
I mean, I understand that Dennis the Young wanted to be Seattle.

893
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:49,560
I understand.

894
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:50,560
Yes.

895
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:51,560
Yeah.

896
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:52,560
That's his nature.

897
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:53,560
That's his type of music.

898
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:54,560
Yes.

899
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:58,600
The problem was, go ahead.

900
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,600
I'm sorry.

901
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:03,520
They were trying to disco.

902
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,320
They were trying to disco.

903
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,520
Kiss got away with it somehow.

904
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:10,880
Sticks did not.

905
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:14,600
Kiss came out with Dynasty and I was made for loving you, which was actually on the

906
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:17,080
disco charts and the rock charts.

907
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:24,680
I think because of Kiss's extreme shows and their theatrical makeup and everything, I

908
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,720
think they got a pass.

909
00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:30,520
And also Ace's guitar was so unique, his tone and everything.

910
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:33,920
But still, they got away with it.

911
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,000
Sticks did not.

912
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:43,080
Because the truth about Mr. Roboto is that was their best selling song that ruined them.

913
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:48,760
Their rock fans, when disco faded away, the disco fans were there to listen to it and

914
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:52,760
the rock fans left because they didn't appreciate Mr. Roboto.

915
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:54,560
They hated it.

916
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:58,280
So that was their best selling song that ruined them.

917
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:00,280
Isn't that something?

918
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,280
Yeah, it is.

919
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:03,280
Yeah.

920
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:09,080
I've always found that intriguing that a song that was so big and so huge and so widely

921
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:18,160
popular and played all over the world and worshipped actually ruined the band.

922
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:24,160
So yeah, interesting stuff, man.

923
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:29,560
Let's see, you want to do one more story and then we're going to go ahead and get out of

924
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:30,560
here?

925
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:31,560
Yeah, sounds good.

926
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:38,600
Okay, I want to do this because this story won't hold up in a couple of days or whatever.

927
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:41,360
But we do podcast tomorrow.

928
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:45,760
The Philadelphia Eagles went into Sunday's week 18 matchup with the Giants having an

929
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:48,400
outside shot at the NFC East title.

930
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:54,880
Basically, they needed a win and the Cowboys to lose or tie against the lowly commanders.

931
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:59,480
For head coach Nick Sirianni, that was enough of an incentive to play the starters at MetLife

932
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:03,920
Stadium, but it didn't take long for that decision to turn costly.

933
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:10,000
In the first quarter, star receiver AJ Brown went down clutching his knee after he fumbled

934
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:14,800
at the tall end of the reception.

935
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:17,240
Brown left the game and went straight to locker room.

936
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:22,960
And while Sunday's game did have playoff implications for the Eagles, fans were understandably

937
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:27,120
furious to see Sirianni taking that risk at MetLife's turf.

938
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:28,120
And you know what?

939
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:30,720
It said the commanders here, this is actually on here.

940
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:34,160
They meant the Giants.

941
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,560
Yeah, that's what.

942
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:37,560
Yeah.

943
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:39,040
MetLife Stadium, and I knew it happened at MetLife.

944
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:40,040
That's why I paused.

945
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:41,440
I'm like, wait a minute.

946
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:42,440
Someone did not.

947
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,120
Yeah, MetLife is Giants.

948
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:45,120
Yes.

949
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:46,760
Someone did not edit this right.

950
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:51,680
And while Sunday's game did have playoff implications for the Eagles, fans were understandably

951
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:57,080
furious Sirianni take that risk on MetLife's turf, which has led to some major injuries

952
00:58:57,080 --> 00:59:06,560
over the years, having faith in the Giants to pull an upset probably wasn't worth losing

953
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:08,920
Brown for an extended time.

954
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,240
So they don't, I don't know.

955
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:11,900
I got to check up on that.

956
00:59:11,900 --> 00:59:15,680
You know, MetLife Stadium has been a disaster with a horrible artificial turf.

957
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:20,400
This year alone, many high caliber players suffer major injuries at the hand of this

958
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:22,160
carpet.

959
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:30,160
Today, last game of the regular season, AJ Brown goes down with a possible ACL injury.

960
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:37,120
First game of the 2023 regular season claimed Aaron Rodgers, future Hall of Famer.

961
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:41,920
There is a grassroots effort to boycott the stadium until the turf is replaced with natural

962
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:42,920
grass.

963
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:43,920
A-Rodge iconic.

964
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:46,920
Yeah, they need to replace Bayroge.

965
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:53,880
It's probably Karma and Brown was probably the DT curse because of that dumb shit Nick

966
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:57,880
Garrett and the Sirianni fat mouth and arrowhead stadium.

967
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:03,480
So they really need to get on that.

968
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:05,320
They really need to fix that.

969
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:09,000
It's unacceptable that they let all these big key injuries.

970
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,240
AJ Brown, look, I don't like the Eagles.

971
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:12,560
I don't like their fans.

972
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:13,560
I don't like their head coach.

973
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:16,400
The only thing I like about the Eagles is Jason Kelsey.

974
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:19,200
I wish he'd quit and come to Kansas City.

975
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:23,920
So anyhow, that being said, this is wrong.

976
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:29,920
People's careers are being cut short because they refuse to change the turf.

977
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,640
So anyhow, now I'm off of my soap box.

978
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:35,440
Rob, you got anything before we end this bitch?

979
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:38,960
Yeah, I got another quick little one.

980
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,960
All right, cool.

981
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:48,480
According to Cheapism, this is supposedly the best in the nation and you can only find

982
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:50,360
it in Kansas City.

983
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:57,360
It also seems that the one hard decision Missourians have to make when it comes to the barbecue

984
01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:06,280
style hot dog is to get either sauerkraut or Swiss cheese as a topping.

985
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:12,040
But the sound of a barbecue style hot dog sounds appetizing, while there is only one

986
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:17,400
place you can get it and that's the Wiener Kitchen.

987
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:20,680
Make sure you ask for the Casey Frank.

988
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:26,680
It looks, how does a chicken apple frank sound?

989
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:30,120
Or how about the jalapeno cheddar kebab?

990
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:32,880
The Wiener Kitchen?

991
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:33,880
Never heard of it.

992
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:34,880
I'm looking to that right now.

993
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:37,880
Go ahead, Rob.

994
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:42,640
This came out January 9th.

995
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:45,120
Okay, here it is.

996
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:48,720
This is Sausage Kingdom, Wiener Kitchen.

997
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:51,280
Wow, it's in Overland Park.

998
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:55,480
It's not too far away from me.

999
01:01:55,480 --> 01:02:02,080
The Wiener Kitchen is established in 2017, is located 9645 West 87th Street, Overland

1000
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:03,080
Park, Kansas.

1001
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:06,800
It's a little bit further from me, but still.

1002
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:08,800
I know exactly where it's at.

1003
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:12,920
It's on Farley, on the library shops.

1004
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:14,400
Visit us for breakfast and lunch.

1005
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:19,080
Take home fresh sausages and other essential home from our case.

1006
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:21,000
Cool, they make their own sausages.

1007
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:24,000
That's a plus.

1008
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:28,280
Cool, and this is the barbecue hot dog?

1009
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:34,800
Yeah, this story was about the barbecue style hot dog.

1010
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,440
Oh, there it is.

1011
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:38,440
There it is.

1012
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:46,600
Then it started mentioning chicken apple frank and jalapeno cheddar kebab.

1013
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:55,240
Yep, the chorizo rojo, bacon sausage, chili cheese dog, Casey Frank, classic dog, and

1014
01:02:55,240 --> 01:03:01,040
the vegan, roasted cauliflower, walnut, and wild rice link.

1015
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:05,400
Green tomato relish, pickled Brussels kraut, whole grain Dijon.

1016
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,040
No, not for me.

1017
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:09,920
Oh, they have cool looking slides too.

1018
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:16,040
They have slaw, they have chips, they have chorizo black bean chili, house salads.

1019
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:19,760
Let's see, kids hot dog meal.

1020
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:25,560
Oh, green eggs and hen is one of their specialties.

1021
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:28,600
I don't know what that is.

1022
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:30,840
Eggs to orders and they have flapjacks.

1023
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:32,880
They actually call them flapjacks.

1024
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:39,400
Okay, and then the breakfast sandwich, sausage patty and fried egg between two pancakes.

1025
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:40,800
Ooh, okay.

1026
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:41,800
Thanks, mom.

1027
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:43,080
You know what?

1028
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:51,600
I may be giving you guys a review.

1029
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:52,600
Thank you.

1030
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:53,600
Gosh, I can't think tonight.

1031
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:55,960
I may be giving you guys a review from the wiener kitchen tomorrow.

1032
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:58,160
If I can make it over there, I will.

1033
01:03:58,160 --> 01:03:59,560
All right.

1034
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:00,560
Thank you, Rob.

1035
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:01,560
You're welcome.

1036
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:08,320
All right, this is our time to say goodbye and have a good night and we will revisit

1037
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:09,320
everything tomorrow.

1038
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:10,320
Good night, everybody.

1039
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:13,320
Hey, where did they go?

1040
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:17,720
Where are the douchebags?

1041
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:32,880
Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner.

1042
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:33,880
Oh, geez.

1043
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:34,880
Glad they're gone.

1044
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:35,880
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1045
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:36,880
Man, that smells.

1046
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:51,040
Good night.