1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone Podcast. 2 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:22,000 And now it's time for the Daily Douchebag Pledge. 3 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Two Douchebags and a Microphone Pledge, I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to download every show. 4 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:36,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to grab family members phones and download the show from there. 5 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:43,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to go to public computers and download the show from there. 6 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:49,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to laugh at all the unfunny jokes. 7 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:56,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to lie to all my friends and tell them how good the show is. 8 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:08,000 And finally, I, Joe, or Jane listener, promise to visit Montrose, Missouri to take advantage of the power plant, campgrounds, and junkyard all within its quarter mile radius. 9 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Ho, ho, ho, this is Crotch the Old Saint Prick. I'm the guy that comes in after Christmas and douses all your dreams and hopes. 10 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Ho, ho, ho. 11 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Well then, let's check in to Saint Prick's Bag for another letter. 12 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:35,000 This one's from Little Lexi from Fort Wayne, Indiana. 13 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:42,000 It reads, Dear Prick, I would just like world peace. Thank you. 14 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,000 Well, Little Lexi, all I got for you is a horrible poem. 15 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:53,000 Roses are red, violets are blue. I cut up your hamster and made a delicious stew. 16 00:01:53,000 --> 00:02:01,000 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 17 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:25,000 How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? Huh, I may never know. 18 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark. 19 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 And I'm Rob. 20 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Hey, thanks for joining us. Today's Sunday the 7th, right? 21 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 Yeah. 22 00:02:52,000 --> 00:03:01,000 Okay, you'll get this podcast in a couple of days, but Jacksonville flushed themselves down the toilet with a loss. They are not in the playoffs. 23 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:15,000 Pittsburgh is in the playoffs, and the Bills, Josh Allen just got done throwing two red zone interceptions, and Miami scored on one of them, so things aren't looking so cheery, at least right now, for the Buffalo Bills. 24 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:28,000 But we'll see what happens. They are a really good team. Our beloved Chiefs are going to be the third seed, and they're going to play somebody, but that's up in the air because it's all contingent on this game that's going on on Sunday Night Football. 25 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 So far, Chris Collinsworth is not... 26 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 And they will be playing at home. 27 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Yes. And so far, Chris Collinsworth has not said anything stupid that I'm aware of. 28 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 So... 29 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Yet, yet. 30 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Yet, yet. Yeah, we have full faith. We have full faith that he's going to. 31 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 And we love him. 32 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 I think a lot of people do at this point. 33 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,000 We love him. It's very entertaining when this shit comes our way. We're like, ah, okay. 34 00:03:55,000 --> 00:04:00,000 Well, I'd like to start off with something interesting here. 35 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:05,000 There's a new chain of restaurants that may soon be coming to your local Walmart store. 36 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:15,000 And I found this, I found very interesting, okay, because it does not seem to me like it's Walmart's clientele. 37 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Right, right. That's what I thought. 38 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Oh, okay. You saw it too. 39 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:31,000 Okay. Okay. Uncle Sharky, Poke Bar, or Poke A, or Poke E. People call it, I don't know what the official, how it's pronounced. 40 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:42,000 We're just going to say Poke Bar. And Walmart are teaming up to open fast food style poke bars across the country, according to a release from Sharky. 41 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Poke is a Hawaiian dish that refers to slices or cubes of raw fish served atop rice, dressing, vegetables, and seasonings. 42 00:04:53,000 --> 00:05:02,000 My dream is to bring the essence of the Sharky, Ohana, to millions of families who shop at Walmart, says, 43 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Fen Reyes, founder and CEO of Uncle Sharky. 44 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:15,000 This is a monumental step and a major push to achieve Uncle Sharky's mission to bring affordable poke bowls to the masses. 45 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:26,000 So, Jeffy X sent me a bunch of restaurant chains that they were going to start up in different places that failed. 46 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Can you believe that? Jeffy X has added again. 47 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,000 I believe it. 48 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:39,000 Yeah. So, let's see. If I was doing something illegal, I think I would be up to 60 hookers and three pounds of blow. 49 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:44,000 But I don't do anything illegal, so I'll just, you know, I'll just like hand him some money or something. 50 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Yeah. But if I was to do that, that's what I would give him. Right? 51 00:05:50,000 --> 00:06:00,000 And you, you, my friend, are making him, already made him embroidered underwear with his name, full name on it, Jeffy X. 52 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:11,000 And also with a very special Steven Pearcy pouch sewed on the inside of the front of it so he can fill in full. 53 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:24,000 Steven Pearcy of the Glam Band Rat supposedly had a pocket sewn on the inside of his spandex pants so he could look more appetizing to female groupies and maybe some gay male ones too. 54 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:30,000 So, he did that for him, but we're sure Jeffy X does not have to stuff. Okay. 55 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:35,000 But if he wants to fill in full, he's welcome to with that pouch. 56 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:43,000 You also got him a flying bat suit that you made him embroidered it. And also, Sergeant Pepper outfit. 57 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:52,000 I mean, he is so happy. I think he's more happy about the bat suit, but he's almost as happy about the Sergeant Pepper because he's a big Beatles fan. 58 00:06:52,000 --> 00:07:00,000 He said he's going to wear that like downtown and walk around in it. He said he's going to go everywhere with it and the bat suit is strictly at night. 59 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,000 Oh, definitely. Yeah, yeah. So, anyhow. 60 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:13,000 But Jeffy X sent me this list of restaurants, new startup restaurants, but they failed. 61 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:24,000 So, the first one he sent me was a place called Devil's Eggs Plus and it's going to go into Colorectal Clinics. 62 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:32,000 I think I see the logic there. Yeah, yeah. Anywhere up there. Yeah, yeah. Good idea. 63 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:37,000 It's a great idea. Yeah, Devil's Eggs Plus. Not the greatest location. 64 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:42,000 No, no, no. In a colorectal clinic, I mean, those doctors are going to be just going through hell, right? 65 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:48,000 I mean, you know, they're like, oh my God, this guy ate some deviled eggs when he came here. God, get the fan over here. 66 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:55,000 So, yeah, I understand. Devil's Eggs Plus sounds excellent, doesn't it? On its own. Yes. 67 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Now, if they were to put that at a stand alone or inside a Walmart or something, I'd be happy with that, right? Yeah. 68 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Yeah, you go in there and all of a sudden it's like, well, before I go and do my shopping, I think I need to get a couple of deviled eggs from Devil's Eggs Plus. 69 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:22,000 But no, no. The American public is so fickle. They said no. We don't know what to say. We are shocked too. We are flabbergasted. 70 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:30,000 It didn't go over. Yes. Better yet, a deviled egg food truck. Oh, there you go. Oh, hell yeah. 71 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:38,000 And then if the eggs are starting to go bad, you could like throw them at people. Yeah. Yeah. Even better. Yeah. 72 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:49,000 We'd have a new sport down here at Deloitte. Oh, hell yeah, man. All of a sudden you're sitting on a park bench. Oh, shit. Oh, man. Someone deviled egged us. Shit. 73 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:54,000 It'd be like a snowball fight. Yeah. But only with deviled eggs. 74 00:08:54,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Only with deviled eggs. I mean, what could possibly go wrong with that, Rob? Right? Not a thing. Not a thing. But no, we don't get it. Sigh. 75 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:14,000 Next one. Pickled Beets and More. And they were going to go into the Tide dry cleaner chain. 76 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:30,000 Working around pickled beets like we did, Rob, for several years and seeing what damage they do to clothing, the big red purple spots they leave on them, I think I see why the Tide dry cleaners decided not to do it. 77 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:39,000 You know, it would take too much detergent and bleach to get that shit out of there. I remember every time I got peppered, it would not come out of there. 78 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:49,000 I mean, I always had red stains on it. It didn't matter what color the shirt was. There was always red purple stains on it from pickled beets, right? Right. 79 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Because we used to launch them at Jess and Jim's when we worked there. We used to launch them at each other. Yeah, we did. Oh, yeah. 80 00:09:55,000 --> 00:10:02,000 You'd be walking through there and all of a sudden 30 beets would be flying in there, peppering each other, hitting the fucking fryers, the deep fryers. 81 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:16,000 So, we were going to get two douche bags and microphone. We were going to get a place called Cat Burritos and such. I stopped it. Yeah. I stopped it. 82 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:29,000 I believe I may have had a cat burrito, as I told you in the last podcast. Yeah, you did. Yes. I don't want to eat another cat burrito. Or cat pigeon or something. Yeah, yeah. 83 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:40,000 But there's actually a startup chain that's going to be Cat Burritos and such. They wanted to sit here at the Talk is Cheap and the Duck Wine Studio. They wanted to have a place there, right? Yeah. 84 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:56,000 I'm sorry, Rob. I had to stop it. I mean, you know, they did taste really good and they did sober us up. But it's too much. Too much, too soon. Too soon. Yeah. Yeah. 85 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:11,000 The next one that Jeffy X uncovered was a place called Ham and Bacon Incorporated. And it was going to go to the middle of... Yeah, I know. What could go wrong with that? Except it was going to go to the middle of the Hamas locations. 86 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:28,000 So, you know, sadly, I know sadly the Arabs, they don't, you know, they don't eat ham and bacon. They don't eat pig, you know. So Hamas said no to it, even though they, you know, they're fighting over there and they're hungry, you know. 87 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:41,000 But they can't have ham and bacon. So they said, hey, yeah, first they said death to infidel. And then after they said that, they said, you know what, that was a really kind gesture, but we can't have it. 88 00:11:41,000 --> 00:12:02,000 But that was after they said death to infidels. So, yeah, yeah, yeah. So the next one that Jeffy X uncovered, because he is so fucking cool, is Pop Tart Emporium at the Endocrinologist Clinics. 89 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:11,000 And for those of you not in the know, or whatever, or just don't know it, endocrinologists, a lot of people would have no reason to know it, but I've had friends that have had diabetes. 90 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:22,000 So endocrinologist is a diabetes doctor. And they said no to Pop Tart Emporium. So I kind of think I see some logic there, don't you? 91 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Yeah, a little bit. 92 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:38,000 Yeah, you know, you got people that are getting their fucking foot cut off and then you see them coming in straight out of Pop Tart Emporium, fucking munching on a Pop Tart, you know, kind of defeats what the endocrinologist is doing, right? 93 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000 Yeah, but what about the people that have to drive them there? 94 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 You know what, you're right. Man, I... 95 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000 They're trying to, you know, they can't transport themselves. 96 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Look, these people were responsible, right? Not saying everyone with diabetes got it because they're on a diet. 97 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:59,000 But these people don't have it and you're denying them a Pop Tart. That's bullshit. That is bullshit. 98 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:06,000 You know, and isn't it up to the people taking them there to grab the Pop Tart from their loved one and go, no, you can't have one, right? 99 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000 Yeah. Yeah. 100 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:19,000 Once again, we're up in arms here at Two Deuce Bags and Microphone. We don't know what to say. We once again are flabbergasted at the fickleness of the American public. Right, Rob? 101 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,000 I thought that was, you know, because you've got to take care of the people that take care of them. 102 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:33,000 That's right. That's right. Now, I mean, think about it. Now, next time you're taking your loved one to the endocrinologist, there could have been a Pop Tart Emporium there. 103 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:40,000 There could have been. But not now. No, not now. No. Focus groups and American public said no. 104 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:46,000 I don't know, Rob. I don't know where this is going. It's just, it's horrible. 105 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:53,000 So, the next one, Chicken Loved Me Tender, was going to be at Graceland. 106 00:13:54,000 --> 00:14:00,000 What better thing than an Elvis song and a chicken tender? Chicken Loved Me Tender. 107 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Oh my God. 108 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:06,000 I know. Graceland said no. Can you believe that, Rob? 109 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000 Yeah. 110 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000 Why in the world? Yeah, I kinda can. 111 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:15,000 Yeah. You know, you go there, you go to see, you know, pay respects to the king. 112 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Well, I'm not wasting it. They do get tours. 113 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Yeah. You go there to pay respects to the king, you know, and go around and look at his weird colored furniture and, you know, and his very old outdated stereo equipment and all that. 114 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,000 And his fucking brand new 8-Track and all this shit. 115 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000 No. No Chicken Loved Me Tender there. 116 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 That would have been great, man. First thing you do is you go to Chicken Loved Me Tender. 117 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000 That would have been great. 118 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:48,000 Yeah. Go there, have three or four tenders with different sauces, and then you go see the king place. But no. Uh-uh. 119 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:54,000 Then the next one, Mushroom King, was denied everywhere. 120 00:14:54,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Oh, come on. I know. I know. Yep. Nope. Nobody wanted Mushroom King. 121 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:13,000 I like Mushroom. Yeah. Well, I mean, I like him in certain ways, but, you know, um, evidently the American public said no. No Mushroom King. 122 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:26,000 No Mushroom King. So, sorry guys. No Mushroom King. Anyhow, that is the end of this list. And Jeffy X, in true fashion, like he always does, he sent me an email. 123 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:33,000 He said, hey, get this now, download it. Ten minutes it's gone. Ten minutes later, poof, the email disappeared. 124 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,000 Jeffy X, thank you. We salute you. 125 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 Thank you once again, Jeffy. 126 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:43,000 Yep. So, when are you taking him as his presence? 127 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:51,000 I'm, wait, he's trying to arrange a schedule where he can get down here and get him. 128 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,000 Okay. Okay. So you've been in direct contact with him? 129 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:01,000 Okay. Good. Good. Good. Cause I didn't know how that was working. I mean, if I would- 130 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 Well, if you noticed, he's kind of working a little overtime right now. 131 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:09,000 Yeah, he is. He's been coming. Yeah. He's been virtually on every podcast solid, hasn't he? 132 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:17,000 Yeah, he has. But he said when he slows down a little bit, he'll make it flip down, pick everything up. 133 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Okay. And if I was to do something illegal, he would come up here and get the 60 hookers and the three pounds of blow. But I don't do anything illegal, so that's not going to happen. 134 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Right. And he told me everything. 135 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:38,000 Yeah. If he was, then that's what I would do. But we're not doing anything illegal here at Two Douchebags and Microphone. We have more respect for the law, don't we, Rob? 136 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000 Yes, we do. 137 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:46,000 Yes. So, Rob, we turn our attention to you. What are you? You got something you want to get into? 138 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:56,000 Yeah. I ran across another story on Lake Expo, one of our local internet sites down here at the lake. 139 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:09,000 It's the same one that the skateboard kids were on. This one's a little bit different story. 140 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000 Okay. 141 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:20,000 This is out of Campton, right here where I'm at. As a matter of fact, this is right around the corner for me, honestly. 142 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000 Okay. 143 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:31,000 A lake of the Ozarks residence said she saw a mountain lion in the backyard on the Niangwa arm of the lake in Campton. 144 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000 I believe it. 145 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:45,000 The woman lives in Normack Estates off Highway 54 and Ballpark Road and emailed her neighbors about the sighting, which took place on Friday, January 5th. 146 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:51,000 Okay. I step out my front door. I can see Ballpark Road. 147 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000 Okay. Wow. 148 00:17:54,000 --> 00:18:05,000 Yeah. We live with woods behind our homes with the lake in front, said neighbor Jackie Newton, Bansavik. 149 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000 Okay. Close enough. 150 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:20,000 Yeah. We got tremendous amounts of wildlife here. I would have loved to see it myself. We have large turks of deer here, so I'm certain it was looking for a free meal. 151 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:29,000 I just want to let everyone know that there was a mountain lion in my backyard this morning. I mean, they stared down with my dog. 152 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:37,000 Once it saw me, it did walk in the woods. I attempted to get a video, but it was too deep in the woods. 153 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:42,000 The woman also said she contacted the Missouri Department of Conservation. 154 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Good for her. Good. 155 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:54,000 But an agent told her they would not do anything unless it became a problem. Those in the area should be alert. 156 00:18:54,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Okay. So someone or someone's animal has to get hurt in order for them to take this animal and relocate it? Is that what they're saying? 157 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000 Pretty much. 158 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:17,000 Hmm. I thought it would be different than that myself. I thought there would be more of an alert. I mean, they do it for bears. 159 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:22,000 Right. I don't know. We got bears roaming around down here too. 160 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,000 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's quite a few bears in southern Missouri, actually. 161 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:31,000 I have a lot of friends that have witnessed bears camping and driving down the roads, the back roads down there. 162 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:43,000 And we have mountain lions up here too. They've been caught on ring doorbells. One got hit on 69 Highway North, north of the river, north Kansas City area. 163 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:52,000 Yeah. Yeah. And it made them shut up because they said for years, we don't have them up here. And people said, yes, we do. We've seen them. 164 00:19:53,000 --> 00:20:01,000 No, no, no. It had been something else. Oversized alley cat. No, no, no, no, no. No, not this one. No. We've had them up here for years. 165 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:09,000 And then when one was actually hit on 69 Highway north of town, they finally go, okay, well, there might be a few. 166 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:15,000 No, they've been captured on ring doorbells and surveillance cameras for a long time and they are here. 167 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,000 So that means down south, they're probably all over down there, I would bet. 168 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:28,000 Yeah. We've had people take pictures of them and film them while they're swimming in the lake. 169 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000 Oh, wow. 170 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000 Yeah, they'll be back in tow. 171 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000 As far as I know, they're non-aggressive, aren't they? 172 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:40,000 It doesn't mean they couldn't be aggressive. 173 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000 They try to avoid people. 174 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:49,000 Yeah, which is probably smart on anybody's, anybody's account. Yeah. 175 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:54,000 Wow. Yeah. No, we've had a lot of sightings of them here. 176 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,000 We've even had a bear sighting in Pleasant Hill and they were on a ring camera. 177 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:06,000 And as far as I know, the conservation department didn't have anything to say about that because we supposedly bears weren't up this far. 178 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:15,000 But one animal that's supposed to be up this far, but has not crossed the Missouri River or even to this furthest parts of Kansas City, 179 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:20,000 or even to Harrisonville, which is slightly outside the Kansas City area, are medullos. 180 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,000 They made it to about Banks County and they have not made it past. 181 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:31,000 They have not made it into Cass County. Nobody's ever seen one there. You never seen by the side of the road, you know, hit or nothing. 182 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:39,000 So for some reason, they got up there. They came up through Oklahoma from Texas and then they came up Kansas Way. 183 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:45,000 But Lynn County, they stop in Kansas and Bates County, they stop in Missouri. 184 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,000 It's a weird deal why they don't go further, but they've been stopped there for years. 185 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:53,000 And as far as we can tell, they're not making it any further. 186 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,000 I mean, I don't know why. Maybe it's slightly too cold up here for them or something. 187 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:03,000 I don't know. Oh, well, we have them all over down here. 188 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:08,000 So that line you're talking about just north of us. 189 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:14,000 Yes. Yeah. And it's true. You'll see it. Just drive up 71 or 49. 190 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:21,000 I-49 or 71 Highway. Drive it north. And once you hit Cass County, you won't see one armadillo. 191 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:26,000 Bates County around Butler and that whole area, you'll see them all over. 192 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:34,000 But you get just north of Butler and your Amaret and Pasaic or as we used to call it, piss and shake it. 193 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:41,000 And yeah, you won't see them. Adrian is, I think Bates County. Yeah, it's Bates County. 194 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:45,000 You won't see them there barely. And then when you get to Cass County, they're nowhere. 195 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:51,000 So anyhow, let's take our first break and we'll come back with some more bullshit. That sound good? 196 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:57,000 All right. Hey, how about a Rob's what I saw him around? Oh, that sounds good. 197 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 All right. We'll go straight to that when we come back. 198 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:18,000 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it's two douchebags and a microphone podcast. 199 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:27,000 Next up, things overheard in hell. Spam with Spam Helper tonight. How yummy. 200 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:38,000 Two douchebags and a microphone says, you ever dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake up with a spoon in your ass? Just asking. 201 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:50,000 Next up, things overheard in hell. Man, Axel Rose is such a great childhood therapist. I hope he writes more books. 202 00:23:50,000 --> 00:24:03,000 Now, from his underground bunker in Camden, Missouri, stocked with dried guts, canned food, and a couple of vibrating toys, is Raveley and some madman featuring Rob Rad. 203 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:12,000 All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. That needs to happen. 204 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:26,000 The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know what to do. But we can tell you what you can eat. 205 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Sheep sorrel and wood sorrel are salad variety greens, reminiscent of romaine types of lettuce. They are both healthy and delicious. Vinegar and oil can be stored for a long period of time, so a post-apocalypse salad is possible. It can also be ground for a tasty spice as well. 206 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:55,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 207 00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:03,000 Hey, your chair produces a sound similar to a fart, but only once. Such that, you cannot reproduce it and prove that it was just the chair. 208 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 And now, deep thoughts with Mark. 209 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:20,000 Okay, if I borrow money from a pessimist, would they expect to not get it back? I may never know. 210 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:53,000 And here we are again with another Rob's Rassling Roundup. Sorry it's been a while everybody, but they've been getting ready for a big pay-per-view, which I believe is going on right now, as we speak. 211 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,000 So you should have another Rassling Roundup here pretty soon then, right? 212 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:14,000 Yes, yes, yes. But there's been a lot of speculations on what's going to happen at the next big pay-per-views like WrestleMania. So that's why I haven't been reporting them on. Because it's all speculation. 213 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:26,000 Yeah, yeah. There just simply hasn't been a whole lot going on. So you had nothing to really talk about. So I get it. Real quick, I saw the previews for the Iron Claw and it looks fantastic. 214 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000 Yes, it does. 215 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:39,000 I mean, it looks...the guy that plays Cary Von Erich, spot on. Spot on. Wow, I couldn't believe it. I'm like, wow. They made him look just like him. 216 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 That might be Zac Efron. 217 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,000 You said that. 218 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000 Because I know Zac Efron plays one of the boys. 219 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:50,000 Well, let me tell you, if that was Zac Efron, he went to the weight room and he didn't fuck around. 220 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000 Well, I'll tell you what. 221 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000 This dude is a beast. 222 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000 I did go up there, I'll look into it. 223 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:02,000 That's a good idea. Yeah, alright, we'll have a report on the next, probably just the regular podcast, right? 224 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,000 No, I'll look it up there in just a few minutes while we're on air. 225 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:15,000 Okay, that's cool. Alright. And real quick, we're going to have a hairy asshole Olympics again coming up here in two to three weeks. 226 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000 Yes, we are. 227 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,000 But right now, the task at hand is rasslin' with Rob Radd. 228 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:41,000 Alright, Triple H, a name synonymous with rasslin' greatness, has recently stepped into the spotlight once again, not for his in-ring perouse, but for his reaction to an earth-shaking announcement from the WWE. 229 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,000 Hmm. 230 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:57,000 As the chief content officer of the renowned wrestling entertainment empire, his voice carries weight and his sentiments echo the enthusiasm gripping the entire rasslin' community. 231 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:16,000 In a move to redefine fan experiences, the WWE unveiled plans for a three-day spectacle, a grandeur that promises to surpass anything witnessed before in the world of sports entertainment. 232 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000 Three, three days? 233 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000 Yes. 234 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,000 Wow, cool. 235 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:35,000 This case for this unprecedented extravaganza, the illustrious Scotiabank Arena in Toronto, Canada. 236 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000 Wow, in Canada. Okay. 237 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:53,000 The weekend set ablaze with excitement will kick off with the electrifying Friday Night SmackDown on July 5th, featuring a lineup of blue brand superstars igniting the fever in Toronto. 238 00:28:54,000 --> 00:29:01,000 However, the pinnacle of this breathtaking trio of events arrives on Saturday, July 6th. 239 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000 Okay. 240 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:18,000 The legendary Money in the Bank Premium Live event, this arcy event, a cornerstone of WWE's calendar, will make its inaugural Canadian appearance, adding a new chapter to its storied history. 241 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,000 Wow. 242 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:44,000 Admit, amidst this exhilarating lineup, the crescendo doesn't end there. Sunday, July 7th, witnesses the emergence of future wrestling luminaries in NXT Heatwave, showcasing raw talent and relentless passion that defines the heart of the sport. 243 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,000 Sounds cool. 244 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:56,000 Yeah, it does. That would be a weekend to remember. If you could make it to all three shows, you know what I mean? 245 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:03,000 Well, yeah, I mean, I'm sure a lot of wrestling people are going to come from the United States up there to watch it. 246 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000 Yeah. 247 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,000 Very cool. Very, very cool. 248 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,000 Go ahead. 249 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,000 Canada is well known for their wrestling fans, too. 250 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:22,000 Yeah. And they have their superstars. Sammy Zane and Kevin Owens, who are big names right now, both Canadian. 251 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:28,000 Oh, that makes sense. Okay. I didn't know that. That makes sense now what they're doing. 252 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:36,000 And then you have the famous Heart Foundation, Bret Hart and all those. 253 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,000 Uh-huh. 254 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,000 They're from Canada. 255 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,000 Okay. Wow. 256 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,000 Quebec, if I remember right. 257 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,000 Okay. Cool. Cool. 258 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:55,000 Well, we're going to go. Thank you, Rob. That was a really good report. We appreciate that a lot. 259 00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:00,000 So, okay, we're going to go from that into something completely different. 260 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:15,000 There's a new conversation to be had about an iconic candy this Valentine's Day for those who may not be in the love you or marry me relationship category just yet. 261 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:36,000 Spangler, the candy maker behind the beloved classic Sweetheart's Conversation Heart candies that disappeared from circulation in 2019, will release new limited edition situationship boxes of candies that may be more in line with current dating trends. 262 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:47,000 The specially designed boxes contain blurry, misprinted candies that are as hard to read as Gen X relationships. 263 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,000 You get it? It's like a blurred message. 264 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000 Yeah. 265 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Yeah. 266 00:31:54,000 --> 00:32:03,000 And, anyhow, the brand said in press release, adding that it's filled entirely with sweet muddled nothings and literally mixed messages. 267 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:09,000 That's a pretty good gimmick, isn't it? 268 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000 Yeah. Yeah. 269 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:19,000 And you know, they're going to, the Gen Z's are going to be out there fucking grabbing the shit out of that stuff because it's a novelty. 270 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,000 It's like, hey, this is for us because we're so fickle. 271 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:38,000 So I think it's a brilliant idea, brilliant marketing idea, and I think it's going to go over well this Valentine's Day because I know a lot of people like Anti-Valentine Day now, you know, it doesn't matter if you're married or in a strong relationship or whatever. 272 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:46,000 A lot of people, the feelings now among a lot of people that I know is it's a contrived Hallmark holiday. 273 00:32:46,000 --> 00:33:00,000 And that it was made up. I mean, I don't know this, this is just what I heard from people, but they think it was made up by people like Hallmark to sell during the winter, to boost sales during the doldrums of February. 274 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:09,000 You know, everybody's inside, snow, cold, and it's like restaurants are slow because people don't want to trek in the weather. 275 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:20,000 So if you have something like Valentine's Day, you pretty much have to, right? If you have a significant other or, you know, or whatever, some sort of a situation like that. 276 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:26,000 If you don't, you're a ungrateful asshole. Right? Yeah. Yeah. 277 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:33,000 So a lot of people feel that it's just meant to boost our sales and it was a contrived holiday. It was made up. 278 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:41,000 And I'm not saying one or the other. I'm just telling you what I'm hearing from a lot of people my age, younger and older. 279 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:48,000 All seem to think the same thing. And it's a lot of people. So, I mean, but I still think they partake in it. So who knows? 280 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:53,000 Yeah. So I'm going to go into a little fast food news here. 281 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000 Okay. All right. 282 00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:03,000 This week, Sonic introduced a new Hickory BBQ cheeseburger and brought back the garlic butter bacon cheeseburger, which was very good. 283 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:10,000 I have one of them. And then when I came back, they didn't have them anymore, which was available for a short period in 2022. 284 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:16,000 Both burgers are already available at Sonic restaurants nationwide and will stay on the menu through the end of the year. 285 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000 I wonder if it's this year. 286 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:28,000 Yeah, that thing's good. I hope it's this year. I hope it's 2024. And this article didn't come to me late. I hope so. 287 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:37,000 Sonic's brand new Hickory BBQ cheeseburger is topped with Hickory BBQ sauce, American cheese, onions, pickles, lettuce and mayo on a toasted bun. 288 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:46,000 Sounds good. It's returning garlic butter bacon cheeseburger is topped with garlic butter, American cheese, bacon, mayo and grilled onions on a toasted bun. 289 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:51,000 Both burgers are available on their own or as combos with your favorite side and drink. 290 00:34:52,000 --> 00:35:01,000 If you're willing to opt for a different beverage other than your tried and true, Sonic is also releasing a brand new style of drinks for the first time in four years. 291 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:07,000 The restaurant is adding new Sonic rechargers, which is Red Bull on its menu. 292 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:17,000 Sonic rechargers are Red Bull mixed with flavors, dragon fruit, blood orange and twisted lime. 293 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:25,000 And each flavor will feature sprite or flavor additive Red Bull and Sonic's classic nugget ice. 294 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 Everyone loves their ice. Sonic has the best ice, doesn't it? 295 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,000 Yes. 296 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000 Yeah, they do. That ice is just fucking it's great. 297 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:44,000 And each flavor will feature. Oh, okay. I said that. However, you can also get creative with the flavors and customize them by adding extra flavors, fresh fruit, sweet cream and even candy. 298 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000 That's a great idea there, isn't it? 299 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000 Yeah. 300 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:57,000 You know, I mean, first you could customize your car insurance with Liberty Mutual. Now you can customize your drink with Sonic driving. Right? 301 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,000 Yep. 302 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:07,000 Okay. Anyhow, if the burgers or drinks aren't enough to get you in the restaurant, don't worry. Sonic also has a new dessert. 303 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:19,000 This month, Sonic rolled out the Trick or Treat blast, which is your choice of vanilla or chocolate soft serve mixed with Heath Pieces M&M minis and Oreo cookies to menus nationwide. 304 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:31,000 Whoo. That sounds like a delightful pile of whatever there. It sounds like an endocrinologist dream right there. It's like, man, anyone eats that, just go ahead and show up. 305 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:37,000 Just go ahead and assume you have diabetes if you eat that one time. Right? 306 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000 Yeah, definitely. 307 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:53,000 Yeah. So, and then the other one, and this, I mean, this kind of pissed me off because it really kind of click baited me in. Sonic, or not Sonic, In-N-Out's added two new menu items. 308 00:36:54,000 --> 00:37:03,000 So, it sounds like, you know, In-N-Out Burger was famous for just doing burgers and fries. Right? Nothing else. 309 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:12,000 Nothing else. No chicken, no chicken tenders, no nothing. No onion rings, nothing. And anyhow, they're famous for that. 310 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:30,000 So, their idea of adding two menus, menu items, are two drinks. Cherry Coke and light pink limonade. Or lemonade or limeade. I think it's limonade is what they said. Lemonade, limonade. I think it's made with limes or something like that. 311 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:40,000 Anyhow, two new menu items, I don't know if I can call them that. They're two new drinks. Right? 312 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000 Yeah. 313 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000 Yeah. Okay. Anyhow. 314 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 Technically they are menu items. 315 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:57,000 Yeah, technically, but I think it's kind of a cheap thing. It's like, oh, we're going to grab some spotlight, but not really do anything. So. 316 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000 Yeah. Yeah. 317 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 Yep. Let's see. 318 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,000 Hey, I got that on Iron Claw. 319 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000 Oh yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. 320 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,000 Zac Efron plays Kevin Von Erich. 321 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000 Okay. 322 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 Jeremy Allen White plays Kerry Von Erich. 323 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000 Okay. 324 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000 Dan Lee Simmons plays Mike Von Erich. 325 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,000 Okay. 326 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:30,000 Harris Dickinson plays David Von Erich. And this one, this one gets me. 327 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:36,000 Maxwell Jacob Breedman plays Lance Von Erich. 328 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:43,000 Now Maxwell Jacob Breedman is a wrestler in AEW. 329 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 Really? Okay. 330 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:55,000 And this movie is backed by WWE. That's why I'm not understanding here. 331 00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:08,000 Unless they wanted him in there, or an actual professional wrestler in the ring, you know, doing the filming, whatever. 332 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:13,000 No, I don't know. It's weird how they went to him. 333 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:19,000 Okay. Maybe he's like really good photogenic with movies. 334 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:25,000 Okay. Or maybe he's kind of an actor, had some stuff, theater or something in his past. 335 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:32,000 But he knows wrestling. So he can be on the spot telling them what they're doing right and what they're doing wrong. 336 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:37,000 This is just looking at it on the surface, what I think it could be. 337 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,000 Yeah. 338 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:46,000 But who knows? I mean, you know, I like the fact that they are using a real wrestler. I think that's good. 339 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,000 Yeah. 340 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:54,000 The Mike Von Erich, who was that again? Who's playing Mike Von Erich? 341 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000 Henry Simmons. 342 00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:04,000 I'll have to look him up. Okay. Let's see. And then who plays Kerry Von Erich? 343 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:09,000 Let me check that. Sorry. 344 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000 Kerry is played by Jeremy Allen White. 345 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:19,000 Okay. Okay. Well, he obviously did very good. I mean, in my opinion, from what I've seen of it. 346 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:25,000 And then Kevin Von Erich is Zac Efron, or Kevin. Yeah, Kevin Von Erich. Yeah. Okay, cool. 347 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:33,000 Sounds stellar to me. I'm ready. I'm ready to watch it. I'm not sure when it comes out, but I'm ready to watch it. 348 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:40,000 I'm ready to watch it too, because they throw a lot of the old names in there. 349 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000 Really? 350 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000 You know, like Gary Hart. 351 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,000 Yep. 352 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,000 Harley Race. 353 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000 Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? Harley Race had some really... 354 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,000 Really?...Roser Brody, yes. He was in the Asso... 355 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,000 The Iron Sheik? 356 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:04,000 Yeah. Oh, I love this. This is great. I want to see who plays handsome Harley Race. I would love to see who plays that. 357 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000 Oh, wait a second. 358 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000 What? 359 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:14,000 The person that plays the Sheik is Chavo Guerrero Jr. 360 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,000 Oh, nice. Very cool. 361 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:24,000 Which, those that don't know, is Eddie Guerrero's nephew. 362 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:29,000 Mm-hmm. Cool. See, another connection. 363 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000 Yeah. I gotta watch this. I gotta watch this. 364 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:40,000 Yeah, it's gonna be good. Look, they get a lot of hands-on on that movie, it sounds like, and that's probably why the WWE is supporting it, right? 365 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,000 Yeah. Yeah. 366 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,000 Did you ever go to YouTube and look up Dark Side of the Ring? 367 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,000 Yes, I did. Yes, I did. 368 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000 Did you get to see the Von AX episode? 369 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,000 Yes, I did. That... 370 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:59,000 It's disturbing. It's disturbing, isn't it? It's great, but it's... 371 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:05,000 I don't say it's great because they're all dead, and it happened in such tragic fashion. 372 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:19,000 But the whole, the way they laid that whole show out on it, and the things that happened were so in detail that it was just insane the way everything went down. 373 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:26,000 Exactly, and that's what I was trying to say. The way they put it together, just...yeah. 374 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000 Yeah, so anyhow, the movie's gonna be... 375 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000 Yeah, the movie's gonna be the same. 376 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:41,000 So anyhow, let's take our second break, and we're gonna come back with exploding shitter news and the lawsuit that ensued. That sound okay? 377 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,000 Sounds good. 378 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000 Well, I want to hear about an exploding shitter, don't we? 379 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,000 I don't always. 380 00:42:48,000 --> 00:43:02,000 Oh, yeah, that's great entertainment. Alright, we'll be right back. 381 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:07,000 Hey, look! I think we found land! Oh my god, I think we're safe! 382 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,000 Oh no! It's the island of horrible jokes! 383 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000 I'm gonna get you! 384 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000 What?! 385 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:21,000 What did the horse say after it tripped? 386 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,000 I've fallen and I can't giddy up. 387 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:43,000 Now, from this underground bunker camped in Missouri, stock-full of dried goods, canned food, and a couple of vibrating toys, is rambling some madman featuring Rob Radd. 388 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:52,000 All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. That needs to happen. 389 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,000 Next up, things overheard in hell. 390 00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:02,000 Hurry up! King Jung Un is playing Santa at the mall again this year. Yay! 391 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:10,000 A constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 392 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:20,000 I will rescue. But my mom told me to not burn trash. 393 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,000 Oh lord, that man just saw a puppy in half. 394 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:39,000 Hey there, don't worry, I have a clown nose. 395 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:45,000 Oh no! That drunk guy just hit my child! 396 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,000 It's okay, I have a clown nose. 397 00:44:50,000 --> 00:45:01,000 Clown nose! Just put one on and you can do anything! Wanna run for office? Murder people in public? Just grab a clown nose and bam! Everyone laughs! 398 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:05,000 Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions. Grab one today and make magic happen. 399 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:11,000 Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in... 400 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:31,000 Hey! Who took a dump in the cooler? 401 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,000 And we are back. Two douchebags in a microphone. I am Mark. 402 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,000 And I am Rob. 403 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:45,000 Well, like promised. We have an exploding shitter caper, Rob. 404 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,000 I can't wait to hear this. 405 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:58,000 That's what I thought you would say. Because if I was on the other side of the conversation, I'd be like, do tell, I'm right here. 406 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:12,000 Orlando, Florida. A customer has filed a negligence lawsuit against Duncan, claiming he was injured by an exploding toilet at one of the coffee chain's locations in central Florida. 407 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:17,000 Oh my God! For a bastard! 408 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:29,000 I'm sorry. Paul Karenak is seeking more than a hundred thousand... I would be seeking so much more. 409 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:46,000 But anyhow, a hundred thousand dollars in a lawsuit filed Wednesday in state court in Orlando, claiming he suffered severe and long term injuries following the explosion of a toilet in the men's bathroom of a Duncan location in Winter Park, Florida a year ago. 410 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,000 Oh my God! 411 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:53,000 Can you imagine how you're going to take a dump and boom! 412 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000 Oh man! 413 00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:09,000 After the explosion left Karak covered in human feces, urine and debris, he walked out of the men's room seeking help from workers as a store manager according to the lawsuit. 414 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:15,000 An employee told him that they were aware of the problem with the toilet since there had been previous incidents. 415 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:28,000 The lawsuit says without diving into further details about the explosion that the guy was covered in feces and also bleeding. 416 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000 That is a very bad combination. 417 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000 Yeah, yeah. 418 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:44,000 Yeah, and not to mention someone else's shit being all over you and piss being all over you and like flying ceramic hitting you. 419 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000 That's why I said I don't think a hundred thousand... 420 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,000 That's why he was bleeding. 421 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,000 Yeah, I don't think a hundred thousand starts to fucking cover that, do you? 422 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,000 No. 423 00:47:55,000 --> 00:48:11,000 I think that guy deserves ten million in my opinion and I'm not joking. That is so fucking disgusting and awful to me that that guy deserves every penny at ten million and a Dunkin Donuts audit just handed over to him and not say anything. 424 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:21,000 They should say, you know what guys, listen, this guy had a toilet explode on him that we knew about and he was covered in feces and he was fucking bleeding. 425 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:30,000 He got shit and piss in his eyes, probably in his mouth, probably in his ears. That guy deserves ten million if I've ever heard that. 426 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,000 Yeah. 427 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:43,000 A hundred thousand, I mean maybe they're going safe and wanting to do it out of court. That could be and they're going, let's just go for a hundred thousand and they'll have to pay the logger's fees. 428 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:52,000 So the guy gets clear one hundred thousand and he's like, you know what, I'm good with that because I don't want it to go to court. A big, lengthy battle. It may have been just his choice. 429 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000 I'm sure the lawyer would ask for more, don't you think? 430 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,000 Oh, come on. 431 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,000 Yeah. 432 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000 There's some lady still being herseys chocolate company. 433 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,000 Over bunnies. 434 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:08,000 Yeah, over not putting eyes and mouth on their chocolate. Yeah. 435 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,000 Yeah. 436 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,000 And she's asking for five billion. 437 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:16,000 Yes. This guy deserves ten million stat. 438 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,000 Yes. 439 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,000 Case point. 440 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,000 No questions asked. 441 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:29,000 Yes. No questions asked. They should have that money in a briefcase right now driving it to him and going, sir, we're very sorry. Here's your ten million. 442 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:36,000 If you need anything else, please feel free to give us a call. Here's the CEO's cell number that's always on. 443 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,000 That's what they should have done. 444 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000 Free products for life. 445 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:46,000 Yes. Yes. Yep. So he can go exploit a toilet. Explode a toilet. 446 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,000 Yeah. 447 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:54,000 No, actually, Duncan has some pretty good products. I mean, I don't know. 448 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,000 Yeah, I think so. 449 00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:03,000 So anyhow, maybe it's not exploding toilets. I mean, this exploding toilets comes with what I'm about to talk about, Rob. 450 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:07,000 Taco Bell's new Craven's menu value menu items. 451 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,000 There you go. 452 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:21,000 Yep. A warm, soft flour tortilla is packed with grilled marinated steak and hopefully arrives hot enough to melt the shreds of cheddar and cheese within. 453 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:26,000 There's also fresh lettuce and tomato, which provide a little crunch and some color. 454 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:37,000 It don't expect a dry bite. A slick of a they call it a slick of avocado ranch sauce brings big flavor to this new taco. 455 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:43,000 The steak soft taco isn't the only new addition to the Craven's value menu. 456 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:50,000 If you're not in one of its test markets, you can set your fast food calendar to January 11th. 457 00:50:50,000 --> 00:51:03,000 That day, the menu will see a nationwide premiere of three cheese chicken flavored melts after it was tested in the latter half of twenty twenty three for a suggested retail price of just two twenty nine. 458 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:11,000 Customers are treated to a warm, fluffy flatbread filled with grilled chicken and a blended cheese that includes cheddar. 459 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:20,000 Stretchy mozzarella and Monterey pepper Jack is finished with creamy chipotle sauce and a hint of smoky heat. 460 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:25,000 And I'm already sold. What about you? Oh, my God. Yeah, it does. 461 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,000 Gosh, I just ate and I'm fucking hungry hearing that. 462 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 463 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:38,000 So, Rob, we turn to you. I know you had something you talked about previous to the program that I love. 464 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,000 So you might go in if you feel. 465 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:51,000 OK, last night, I mentioned that I would have four different segments on this. 466 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:56,000 I was wrong. There's going to be six segments. 467 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:59,000 Yay. I fucking love this. I love this segment, Rob. 468 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:05,000 So I was thinking there was only 20 and what I'm doing, I'm splitting up five a night. 469 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:11,000 So we'll you know, I think that's fair. Five a night. Yeah. 470 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:15,000 Yeah. And so here we are. 471 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:19,000 Segment number two uphill, Billy wisdom. 472 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:25,000 So those of you that are thinking about Rob's just sticking the tip in, he's not going all the way. Right. 473 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:29,000 Right. Yes. So there you go. 474 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:33,000 He's just feeling around. He's not going serious on you. 475 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:39,000 He's just putting the tip in. So we turn to Rob. 476 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:43,000 All right. First one tonight. 477 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:48,000 The best sermons are lived, not preached. 478 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:58,000 Yes. To all those televangelists out there. Yes. 100 percent. 479 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:06,000 That's good wisdom there. Honestly, you know, if if a homeless man comes up to me 480 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:12,000 with a tattered shirt and no shoes and he tries to tell me about success, 481 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:15,000 I'm not going to listen. Right. 482 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:23,000 Right. If a really big obese man comes up to me and tells me how I can lose a lot of weight, 483 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:28,000 I'm going to go, what? I'm not going to listen. So you're right. 484 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:32,000 That hillbilly wisdom is spot on. 485 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:37,000 You know, I see a guy down the road living right and doing things right and being a really decent human being 486 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:42,000 and representing God the right way. I'm going to listen to him. 487 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:46,000 I think that's great. Great. Great advice. 488 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,000 A lot of these are spot on, believer. 489 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:56,000 The ones you did last night when I was in the program, I stopped and I played it again because they were so profound. 490 00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:00,000 I loved it. Anyhow, go ahead, Rob. 491 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:14,000 OK. Next up. If you don't take the time to do it right, you'll find the time to do it twice. 492 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:22,000 I know a company on the Blue River that could take that advice really well. 493 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:30,000 Their motto is fuck it up three times and then have someone else fix it. 494 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:34,000 That's right. I'm talking about you fucks. You know who you are. 495 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:38,000 I mean, yeah. That's just common sense. 496 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:43,000 Well, that's where that company on the Blue River is lost. That's where they lost it right there. 497 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:49,000 Common sense. Yeah. OK. Anyhow, right on. Good. 498 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:59,000 OK. Next up. Don't corner something that is meaner than you. 499 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,000 Hang on. 500 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:15,000 Bravo. You don't come. You don't corner a Wolverine. You don't corner a badger. You don't corner a bear. 501 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:18,000 Oh, my God. That's fantastic. 502 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:24,000 These are great. They are. Oh, my God. That made me laugh out loud, dude. That's excellent. 503 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:30,000 OK. Next up. I totally agree with this one, too. 504 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:37,000 Don't pick a fight with an old man if he is too old to fight. He'll just kill you. 505 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:41,000 How many times does that happen in history, Rob? Oh, my God. 506 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:45,000 Someone fucked with an 80 year old anyway, got a shotgun and blew the guy's head off. 507 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,000 He goes, I'm dying anyhow. What do I care? 508 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:53,000 He goes, by the time I get finished with court, I'll be dead. 509 00:55:53,000 --> 00:56:00,000 Yeah. The famous one here in Kansas City was no, I don't think it was Kansas City. 510 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:05,000 It was quite a few years ago, maybe 10 years ago, where the guy in the movie theater. 511 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:10,000 Remember the old man shot him dead because the guy kept. Oh, yeah. 512 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:18,000 Yeah. The guy was being aggressive to him and he just fucking pulled out a gun and killed him right there in the movie theater in front of his family. 513 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:24,000 So I think there's a lot. I can't either. But that was very true. 514 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:35,000 Very true. So, wow. Do you have one more? I forgot. Yeah, we have one last one for this evening. OK. 515 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:40,000 It don't take a very strong person to carry a grudge. 516 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:51,000 Wow. I'm pretty weak sometimes. I carry grudges. Yeah. That company on the blue river does that. We all are. 517 00:56:51,000 --> 00:57:00,000 Yeah. I carry grudges and also carry a sledgehammer. So. Awesome, man. 518 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:07,000 Rob, man, you just I love that segment, man. Wherever you're getting your stories from, keep it up. 519 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:14,000 I mean, you're like the yin and yang. I'm doing this stuff on fucking fast food stuff and exploding toilets. 520 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:19,000 And you come up with hillbilly wisdom and just kick my ass everywhere. 521 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:23,000 That's fucking awesome, man. Thank you, Rob. Yeah. Yeah. 522 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:28,000 I'm loving some of this stuff I'm running across, like the Wild West hygiene. Yeah. 523 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:32,000 The Wild West hygiene. Yeah, that's got to come back. 524 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:39,000 Which I think I might I might go back and read it again. I might be able to squeeze one or two more decent ones out. 525 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:46,000 But the rest are, you know, stuff that the other ones already cover, just put in a different way and stuff like that. 526 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,000 Oh, yeah. Yep. Very cool. 527 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:59,000 Real quick, I'm going to cover this story really quick and then I'm going to go into an interesting story about a radio jock that was fired. 528 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,000 And it had to go to arbitration. 529 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:11,000 And when it went to arbitration, he got his job back because the arbitrator thought his material was funny. 530 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,000 All right. Interesting story. 531 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:18,000 OK. Cinnamon roll pop tarts are back in a new size. 532 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:24,000 The Instagram account Candy Hunting announced cinnamon roll pop tart bites are out now. 533 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:36,000 After spotting them at a local grocery, high V store. Now, if you only had the original cinnamon roll pop tarts, if they would return, everyone would be happy. 534 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:42,000 The full size toaster pastries are still discontinued, but the bite size version is here. 535 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:55,000 Pop tarts describe the new version as having delicious cinnamon roll flavored filling and frosting you love about pop tarts in a bite size crazy good snack made to go anywhere. 536 00:58:55,000 --> 00:59:00,000 I think that's great that they're doing it in the minis, but I don't understand if people love them in the minis. 537 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:06,000 Why don't they make them in the regular size? Exactly. Exactly. 538 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:10,000 Yeah, I don't know. That's always found stuff like that interesting. 539 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:20,000 Is that like, you know, like somebody up way up opinion or do they base that on sales? 540 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:27,000 You know, I don't know. Well, what they might be doing is a possibility. 541 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:37,000 They could be just throwing the minis out there just to try them just to see how popular they'll be. 542 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:41,000 If they start hitting, then they might go in and make it big. 543 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:44,000 So if the fish start biting, then they're going to throw in the real bait. 544 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:48,000 Yeah, you know what, Rob, you're probably right. That makes a lot of sense. 545 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:56,000 It's like, let's throw out a little shad and see if all the fucking fish come and start biting and then we're going to break out the lures. 546 00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:02,000 I get it. Right. Makes sense to me. Wow. Okay. 547 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:09,000 Fired from member station, W.H.Y.Y. for stand up. 548 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:13,000 Won my job back with full back pay is the story line. 549 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:17,000 The story of me getting fired topped the page last year. Update I won. 550 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:28,000 Long story short, I was a reporter at an Ashley syndicated NPR show produced by W.H.Y.Y. in Philadelphia. 551 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:35,000 The executives found my stand up and they found it like maybe racy. 552 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:39,000 It goes into some other stuff here, so I'm not going to say it all. 553 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:44,000 But basically, in a nutshell, they found it racy and they thought it was in bad taste. 554 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:47,000 And they fired him on the spot with no warning. 555 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:51,000 They called me racist, sexist, every name in the book. 556 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:59,000 They cut off my health insurance the same day despite the fact that I rely on expensive M.S. drugs to be able to walk. 557 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:08,000 And they went as far as to delete every single story I had done over five years to prevent me from getting another job. 558 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:12,000 Oh my God. I never apologized. I fought back. 559 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:21,000 I tried to deny my unemployment, sending two vice presidents and two lawyers to the hearing, calling my act all kinds of hateful. 560 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,000 I've never liked NPR either. 561 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:28,000 And I think they're a bullshit company that steals money from us from the government, in my opinion. 562 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:36,000 And to me, I mean, they get all these donations and stuff and they get on there and they fucking beg for them. 563 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,000 And all this is my opinion, guys. OK. 564 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:45,000 And then they encourage you to leave your estate to them and leave your cars to them and all that. 565 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:50,000 And all they do is one sided bullshit, in my opinion, again. 566 01:01:50,000 --> 01:02:00,000 So anyhow, although the employers rules regarding outside conduct are quite broad, even considering the content of his act to come within those rules, 567 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:09,000 the obvious theme of this performance is social unfairness and hypocrisy rather than discrimination. 568 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:13,000 They were controversial and contained terms contained in persons. 569 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:27,000 I could not find anything offensive, anything sexually explicit or racial and nothing used for a cheap laugh. 570 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,000 This is what the arbitrator said. OK. 571 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:40,000 The content was not consistent with that of other adult comedians and would not be unfair, unfamiliar to the wildly sophisticated listener. 572 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:44,000 Months later, mildly, I said wildly, mildly sophisticated. 573 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:49,000 Sorry, the ink on this is like really bad. I changed my ink. But this is before I change it. 574 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:57,000 Months later, I attended a series of arbitration hearings, the time represented by SAG after lawyers. 575 01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:03,000 And the company did basically the same thing. They probably spent a good quarter million dollars alone. 576 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:09,000 And I just got the decision to be reinstated, full back pay and benefits. 577 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:19,000 The decision was based on the arbitrator solely thinking after listening to it that it was not racial. 578 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:23,000 It was not it was not nasty. It wasn't filthy. 579 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:27,000 And it was above all, the arbitrator said it was funny. 580 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:31,000 And that's what the intent was is to make people laugh. 581 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:36,000 And he hit it. And now he's going to get all his back pay. Everything reinstated. 582 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:44,000 That is excellent. So if you donate them, we are go back. 583 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:48,000 I wouldn't. Would you go back? No, I would tell them to eat a bag of shit. 584 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:53,000 And I'd tell I'd tell them to come up with a settlement for me not to come back. I would too. 585 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:57,000 Yeah, I would too. I would have a sum for me not to come back. 586 01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:01,000 And if they didn't do it, then well, I guess we're going to go to court again. 587 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:04,000 That that's complete bullshit what they did to him, in my opinion. 588 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:10,000 And I think it's fucking nasty and it's hateful. They're talking about him being nasty and hateful. 589 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:16,000 No, those fucks, in my opinion, were nasty and hateful doing that to him, to a guy with MS. 590 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:20,000 And all he was doing was illustrating through the absurd. 591 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:25,000 Happens all the time to smart people. Smart people fucking get it. 592 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:30,000 Smart people go, oh, OK, he is overdoing this to get the point across. 593 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:37,000 Stupid people run and go, oh, my God, he's so racist. Oh, God, he's just he's filthy. I don't like him. 594 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:45,000 That is stupid behavior from stupid people, in my opinion. 595 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:51,000 Grow a fucking set of nuts. If you don't like speech, it doesn't fucking matter. 596 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:56,000 Other people do. And if you don't like speech, go out and say some speech you like. 597 01:04:56,000 --> 01:05:00,000 And you wouldn't like it if someone tried to stop you. 598 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:09,000 This bullshit of us coddling people and fucking hammer down people that we think aren't right or whatever has got to stop. 599 01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:13,000 This society is fucked because of it. 600 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:18,000 I share this same opinion. Yes, I agree 100 percent with this decision. 601 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:22,000 And I applaud the arbitrator for doing the right thing. 602 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:26,000 And I hope this guy says, fuck you, NPR, you don't deserve my ratings. 603 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:32,000 There's zero point one ratings they get everywhere. I think, in my opinion, whatever, you know. 604 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:39,000 So anyhow, actually, our ratings are probably higher than theirs. Yeah. 605 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:45,000 In Des Moines, they are. At Council Bluffs, they are. Kansas City, they are. Yeah. 606 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:52,000 So anyhow, yeah, I mean, I've never really thought NPR was good at all. 607 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:55,000 And to me, I think they should not be federally funded. 608 01:05:55,000 --> 01:06:02,000 I think if you can if you could dupe enough people out of and it's my understanding, they're federally funded. 609 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:07,000 If I'm wrong, I apologize. You know, all this is allegedly and in my opinion. 610 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:16,000 So anyhow, it's like this. If it is federally funded, it's a complete waste of tax dollars and stop it. 611 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:24,000 So anyhow, and then if you can dupe enough people into giving them your car or their estate or whatever, then go for it. 612 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:28,000 But don't take my tax money to do bullshit like this is what I'm saying. 613 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:35,000 So anyhow, we are approaching the end of this podcast, Rob. You got anything for anybody? 614 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:43,000 I just want everybody to have a good week. Yes. And be safe. 615 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:51,000 I don't know about where everybody's at, but we have a lot of snow moving in next day or two. 616 01:06:51,000 --> 01:07:02,000 We got snow, ice, rain, all the fun shit. And on top of that, it's supposed to snow all week. 617 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:10,000 And then and then all next week in the 20s or below or below. Yeah. 618 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:16,000 And and also that's going to be an interesting playoff game in Kansas City next weekend, isn't it? 619 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,000 Yeah, that is. I don't know who's coming there yet. 620 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:22,000 It's contingent on this Buffalo Bills Miami Dolphins game. 621 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:30,000 And let's take a look. See here real quick. And we're going to do a little overtime for you guys because that's how good we are. 622 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:38,000 Let's see who who is winning that right now. 623 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:48,000 Miami is leading 14 to 7. And like I said, Josh Allen threw two picks in the red zone in the first quarter. 624 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:55,000 So anyhow, we'll see Miami in the third quarter with roughly 10 minutes left. 625 01:07:55,000 --> 01:08:01,000 Anyhow, anyhow, everybody, thank you very much. Have a great evening. Thank you for listening. 626 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:15,000 Good night, everybody. Good night. 627 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:20,000 Hey, where'd everybody go? Where are the douchebags? 628 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:25,000 Oh, my God. Someone took a dump in the corner. Oh, geez. 629 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:29,000 Oh, glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. 630 01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:54,000 Man, that smells.