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Alright, early January still. Everyone in Kansas City is all freaked out because we have a big snowstorm allegedly heading towards us the first next week.
So anyhow, it was...
We do too.
Probably the same one I'd imagine. They got that look of fear in their eyes. Oh my God, all the civilization's going to be wiped out. Oh shit, what do I do? Six inches of snow? We'll all die.
So anyhow, you got put up with the idiots.
Yeah, and then they even added blizzard-like conditions so everyone's even more fucking turdling now. They're like, got their heads in. Oh my gosh, what do I do? Gather up the young ones.
So, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, it's fun. Down there they don't give a shit, do they?
Um, yes and no. It's just with all the hills and pervs down here.
Yes. Oh, you ain't going nowhere.
Exactly, and that's why they're not worried about it. It's like, look, we'll shut this bitch down, we don't care. Up here they don't like to shut anything down so people got to navigate in it. You know, down there they're not afraid to. They're just like, hey, let's shut this bitch down, we'll see you guys in a couple of days when it clears up.
Yep.
Yep, anyhow, I got some local Kansas City radio station news that is very interesting and it's also kind of sad because I am still a fan of radio, although there's not really that much good radio left.
You know, Johnny Deer is still on in Kansas City and he's still entertaining even though he doesn't do the same show, but nobody does the same show anymore. They cannot.
It's impossible with FCC and everybody canceling everybody out to do a show like that anymore and it's sad because a show like that has to come here to the internet.
And it has to be podcast, you know, pretty much because podcast is still like the Wild West.
You know, people come in and just claim their territory and start kicking ass and getting everybody out of the way and people are just like, oh, okay, well, alright. So-and-so kicked ass and they got in, you know.
It's just the way it is. So, this is from Fox 4 Online. It says Kansas City radio station owner could file for bankruptcy.
And here is the article. Unable to fend off the toxic mix of sagging advertising revenue and nearly $2 billion in debt, audio content provider Odyssey reportedly has reached a deal with senior leaders to file a prepackaged bankruptcy plan in the coming weeks.
Now, Odyssey is not just Kansas City either. Odyssey is a big conglomerate. Yeah, they have a lot of stations all over.
And the Wall Street Journal citing anonymous sources familiar with the matter reported late Tuesday that the lenders will provide financing for the Chapter 11 proceedings are expected to own the company after restructuring.
So, the stations that are affected in Kansas City or may not be affected, it depends on, you know, a lot of different things, are 1065 The Wolf, 1660 The Bet, which I didn't even know existed, 610 Sports Radio, 96.5 The Buzz, 98.1 KMBZ, which is talk, KQRC The Rock, KZPT The Rock, and then the
KMBZ AM 980. And my prediction is you're going to find Johnny Dare over at The Rock eventually.
Because, or not at The Rock, at the Fox, 101 The Fox. Because, you know, the Fox, yes. And here's why. Who got Skid Rody and who got the cherry pick KY? 101 The Fox.
And that fit into their format. So, they might change the show a little bit. He won't be talking as much. He'll be a little bit more music. But I could definitely see Johnny Dare going to 101 The Fox.
And this is if Odyssey. Yeah, and with Skid's help, I think he's going to be able to do that.
Oh, is that what's going on, Skid? They would need somebody to take over. I can see it. Oh, Skid Rody, no, you're talking about Slacker, right? No, Slacker, yeah, Slacker Rody. Yeah, I couldn't speak earlier either. I said The Rock, Johnny Dare is going to The Rock. Well, that's where he's at.
So, anyhow, yeah, things go south at Odyssey and they start selling off stations and somebody comes in and goes, eh, we don't need this Rock station. We're going to make it Polka or whatever the fuck. And then Johnny Dare is out of the job.
I imagine eventually think that that will happen in Kansas City. And I think that's going to be a big thing. And I think that's going to be a big thing.
So we'll have to bite off the forgotten. Yeah, well, yeah, that's going to be a flame in theclassyface, myires only list, Magsarva.chupacrab. So, unfortunately, A&R, the only broadcasting team that our station has to instantly move to shop is KQRC.
But not just이Polka. If emergencyLittle Sally one one one gives information, we're gonna make it Polka or whatever the fuck. And then Johnny Dare's out the job. I imagine eventually think that that will happen in Kansas City.
condemn them or nothing and you know they do what they do and they do it
really well but I could definitely see a scenario of where they get sold and
someone decides they want to put on I don't know whatever something else
whatever sexy they put that on and then the next thing you know Johnny Dare will
be at 101 the Fox in my opinion I could see that happening very easily but I'll
tell you it's you know stuff like this is sad to me because regular radio used to
be so cool I mean you know the morning shows were great you know they all hated
each other it all used to fight they all used to do all this stuff and and then
you know it was a known thing is a great format and it's a format for success
they had the morning radio the shock radio which everybody was like you know
tuned into oh shit what would they do now you know here in Kansas City they you
know they had Johnny Dare and Tard or Turd no no no Turd was a man cow T-bone
I think I think they had to quit calling him Tard because people are pride
bitching you can't you can't say the R word that's no good we're gonna cancel
you so I think he ended up just being called T-bone or something like that so
anyhow you know you're oh yeah did you see what Johnny did made T-bone run
naked through the car wash or something there was like yeah man he was all
bloody you know or you know hey you see man cow he fucking made Turd jump in the
sewer or you know or fucking eat a grease or grab a grease pig or something
you know they they all had their stick and they had their guy that was out on
the town and stuff so he knew you had that in the morning and then midday was
kind of like a almost like a request thing you know it is kind of like the
smooth talker then in afternoon you had another strong show that did some talk
but not all talk so it was like a really good combination of rock and usually
rock some of it was alternative some of his classic rock like Bob and Tom's main
one was classic rock so you know it was like a combination of talk radio and in
music together and it worked out very well but you know these latest things
like Odyssey filing for chapter 11 you know now chapter 11 means this they have
a certain amount of pool of money that they pay off their creditors in and then
they start over so they could very well they could very well everything be fine
and they keep all the stations they have but it also could be the other where
we're gonna start selling these assets off because we don't see any light at
the end of the tunnel we think it's over so only stations like I think 101 zone
by clear channel which is a huge is it clear channel or so anyhow they're owned
by a big conglomerate too and anyhow it's just it's the way radio is going you
know maybe maybe the graphic in Kansas City changed so much to where they can't
support two rock stations even though one's classic rock and one is album
oriented rock or album rock if you will or hard rock or whatever you want to
call it so anyhow we hope everything turns out well there I would like to see
the rock and 101 the Fox both be in Kansas City I'd like Johnny Darren I
guess they have spark or some sparks in the morning now and slacker in the
afternoon at the Fox you know so anyhow I thought that I think I'd needed you
know mentioning and
some of that could also have to do with everybody going to podcast you know and
what's well it has a lot Rob you're right it has a lot to do with that they're
losing a lot of money yes they are yeah yep it actually it has a lot to do with
that Rob that's a good call you know our medium what we're doing right here is
actually the big rage like I've always said it's yesterday's technology today
and and it's funny because this stuff has been around forever I started
listening to podcasts in the 90s in the 90s not the 90s the 90s and they were
around in the 90s only they weren't the format wasn't hey I got them all on my
phone I had to go home download the podcast I had to put my mp3 player if
anyone remembers those download the show then I have wires hanging out of it and
connected buds to my ears and then it developed into phones or well first it
developed into where you could plug your mp3 player into your car and listen to
it to them from work so you know I was already listening these podcasts in the
90s and early 2000s and I was doing the old mp3 thing and then it progressed
eventually into how easy of a format it is now you find it on your phone you
download it or stream it right there and it's all yours and it's so convenient
you get into your car it's it's it's abled it's a Bluetooth abled so it you
know you just turn it on yeah I'm driving to work I'm listening to Bubba
the love sponge or whatever you know other stuff too are you still listening
to Bubba anyhow it's still you know it's a very convenient medium in that people
love it they love to grab and go download stuff download it and get the
hell out of there and go wherever you want to be and listen to it so any I
wish Odyssey well and I wish all the people work for him well I hope it
works out so yep so um you know White Castle is taking Valentine's Day
reservations did you know that oh cool yeah yeah yeah I believe I gotta find
the story here but I had it really quick I apologize for this I'm a little bit
unprepared because I got home from work late like I said everybody shits
whenever it's gonna snow so anyhow
yeah so okay here it is I got it in enough time okay be treated like royalty
at White Castle this Valentine's Day on February 14th the fast food
restaurant will transform into a sit-down fine dining establishment so
customers can celebrate their love and style guests will be treated to host a
seating table side service and holiday decorations from 4 p.m. to 9 p.m. as long
as they make a reservation reservations will be available starting January 5th
via open table and more than 300 locations across the country so not
every White Castle is going to do this but quite a few of them 300 or more
than 300 White Castle is offered an annual Valentine's Day dinner since 1991
and welcomes tens of thousands of people every year for its February 14th
festivities similar to previous years White Castle's honor introducing a
special meal combo for all the lovebirds out there the love clutch collection
will be available from February 9th until February 18th and the meal served
in a festive box includes 10 slices with cheese 20 chicken rings and fries they
got me right there yep yep yep yep you put the chicken rings and the
burgers and the fries all together and I'm there yeah yeah love me some grease
pellets from heaven that's what I call them they are delicious yeah they are
they are and they are the best hangover food not that I ever hung over
anymore but yeah oh those little those little fucking belly bombers oh shit
they get in your system they kick the shit out of that alcohol won't they Rob
oh yeah they did oh yeah they would grab that they will put the rat the the
fucking alcohol in a full Nelson and put it to sleep and they you could finish
your drive home yeah you're like I have five White Castle they never cop-stopped
you you smell like alcohol hey see this bag a five white cat you're free to go
have a good night yeah so anyhow but you know what you know what happened Rob
Jeffy X Jeffy X has uncovered other Valentine's Day destinations that were
going to take reservations but failed can you believe that Jeffy X is at it
again Wow I know I mean if I was you know if if I was doing something illegal
I would be up to 60 hookers for him and five bags of cocaine but I don't do
anything illegal so I'm just gonna shake his hand and say thank you right Rob
there you go yeah yeah and Rob is embroidering him already has embroidered
him some special underwear is it is it his full name or his initials Jeffy X J X
or is it Jeffy X that you're embroidered oh man nice he embroidered him some
underwear and I'll put Jeffy on the back and put the X on Rob you took care of
him you're good man yes and then on the inside of it is a special Stephen
Piercey glam rocker Stephen Piercey of the glam band rat in the 80s had a fill
and fool allegedly had a fill-in-full pocket on the inside of the front of his
underwear to where he could stuff a couple of socks in there allegedly and
maybe look a little bit more appealing to the female fans and possibly some gay
male fans so anyhow so he did that for him too but we think that Jeffy X
doesn't have to stuff that guy obviously is like he is fucking he's carrying
around a fucking massive one to do to get all this stuff for us right yes he
does all right well the first one that Jeffy X has uncovered for us here do at
two douchebags in a microphone County Jail was going to offer a party pack of
two baloney sandwiches with a personalized jello packet but it failed
hell yeah I know how can you go Rob I mean man if we could find anyone else
Valentine's Day you and I could go to Camden County Jail and have us a couple
baloney sandwiches a blog not baloney sandwiches and in a personalized jello
packet yours would have a Rob on it mine would have an M on it wouldn't that be
great yeah yeah yeah and I mean we probably should sit too close to each
other because some of the inmates might get the wrong idea right okay yeah you
know what we'll just tease them we'll wear booty we'll wear booty shorts
daisy dukes the next one the County Morgue was going to offer have lunch
with the recently deceased it was a meal for one of course a chicken dinner with
a special shot called embalming fluid the cold calling didn't go over well
yeah okay you want to do the losing sound
hey they can't all be gems they can't all be winners the cold calling I
thought was kind of cool but maybe not in retrospect next one the local shelter
was offering have lunch with a random smelly dude they couldn't because none of
them had phones to be reached was going to be a bag of old brownish lettuce and
half-eaten chicken tender with a side of whatever kind of gravy substance they
could find but I know I know another great idea shot to hell I mean I mean
but I understand they couldn't get any any of this local smelly dudes to they
don't have a phone yeah you couldn't get a hold of them so yeah yeah yeah and I
was really excited over that kind of gravy substance but I mean you know
whatever they could find in the trash yeah you know that's got to be some good
eating right there's you know there's good stuff there oh yeah a little
little chicken or a little bit of I don't know you know Pepto-Bismol who
knows yeah it's been fantastic but no no no once again we're robbed of the
pleasures of the earth yeah yep next one that he uncovered Valentine's Day in
Ukraine it was canceled because quite frankly the restaurant that was
offering the package was leveled recently and they really didn't have
enough food anyhow what too soon yeah yeah yeah and then you know that annoying
yeah that annoying 12-hour flight to you know yeah yeah yeah
damn playing peanuts ain't gonna be enough to hold you oh no no no those
plain peanuts are horrible if you're going to eat yeah no no no yeah and then
you get there and there's no restaurant and there's no food you know and then
you're like even hungry or heading back and all you have is peanuts oh sounds
like hell to me yeah yeah yeah oh I've got a story for you just remind me of
something stay tuned for one another one of Mark's horrible stories you know I
just remembered it it's fucking awesome dude the next one I can't wait I can't
wait the next one lunch reservation yeah we're gonna get through this first lunch
reservations for Oscar Pistorius was canceled as well because he couldn't get
out of prison in time in the insurance for the event was sky-high especially
the life insurance Oscar Pistorius was Blade Runner the guy that shot his
girlfriend accident yes yeah I wasn't saying that for you I was saying that
for anyone listening in case they didn't know if that name sounded familiar but
they wasn't sure what it was yeah that was Blade Runner so and then the next
one they have a date with the Kansas City Chiefs receiving court Arrowhead
Stadium was canceled because the receiving court dropped the ball and
never replied back I totally believe all right yeah they dropped the ball let me
put her here I'm gonna put our air quotes on that they dropped the ball
and never called back so and then the have a date and finally but not least
they have a date with the banks of the crystal blue waters of the Missouri
River was canceled because the Japanese carp kept jumping up and stealing the
food I liked them that that self-explanatory right there yes it is
and they do jump up yeah yeah they are some crazy fucking fish in case you
don't know what they look like look them up online Japanese carp yeah they're all
over the Missouri River and eating everything just destroying all ecology so
and there's pretty much nothing we can do about except it all watch it all get
ruined so it started people brought him over here and they were algae eaters and
people kept throwing them in the sewers and stuff and they adapted and learned
how to live here and that's what we have so yeah well I got a story I've got the
story I got to tell you here real quick before we go into our first break me and
my friend Steve went to this this Latin Club we want to watch some salsa dancing
and it is in more of the in the Latin side of town and on Southwest Boulevard
you know where Southwest Boulevard is right and you know it's pretty you know
it's pretty Hispanic there it's almost all Hispanic so we go there yes yes
there is they have great food there and whenever I want to get some really good
Mexican food I'd be lying down there they have fantastic Mexican food so we
was at this club yeah shooty lumber yeah it burnt down but it came back yeah
shooty we love them yeah they've been around a long time yeah I've done a lot
of business with them actually worked on the building one time oh really yeah
they're good people down there car was going down the street back behind them
uh-huh and it was icy and he went to the fence hit the building so we went in
fixed it oh cool the thing I like about shooty is is you could go in there and
you could buy lumber and they would not give you the crappy pieces every board
was straight yes yes they knew people the people that worked there knew what
they were doing you go to like any of these other places like Menards or Home
Depot if you have them they don't now but if they still did no just grab me a
7 2x4 if you can bet like eight and you know six of them were all bent to hell
and pretty much unusable that worked so anyhow so me and my friend Steve was
watching some salsa dancing and he thought it was my night to stay sober
and I thought it was his night to stay sober so we're leaving that guy here's
the keys or no he goes me he goes here's the keys because he we went in his truck
I go what I go dude man I've been slamming fucking alcohol night he goes
what I thought you said it was your night I said no I asked if it was your
night I thought it was your night I think last time we went out I was the one
that like held back we're like oh fuck what we gonna do so we're walking along
and at the corner there's this little guy selling burritos out of a cooler
like okay so we're like hey let's let's eat a couple of these burritos and then
you know we'll just go ahead and and you know sit in the truck for a little bit
and then whoever sobers up the best quickly enough we'll drive so we went
there and we we bought a couple burritos each one of us and then on the way out I
noticed on the side of the on the side of the alleyway there was a little BB
gun and a bocce and I'm not joking you this sounds like a joke and like hmm so
I you know I was drunk I'm like wow who would leave that there who the hell would
leave that there so we go back to Steve's car and like man I go is this
chicken or pork or beef I said I can't tell he never did tell us what it was he
goes man he goes I don't know I've never had a texture meat like this ever before
we think we either ate cat burritos or rat burritos or pigeon burritos and
we're pretty sure of it because we could not identify it was tasty it was great
and it sobered us up especially that fucking hot sauce and hot sauce he gave us would
knock your fucking asshole off and he did the next day and this shit this hot sauce was
so rugged and mean it kicked the hell out we were both sober
and then the next day I'm like wait a minute we didn't know what that meat was
and we were drunk and we couldn't figure it out he didn't tell us what that meat
was and when we round the corner going through the alley there there was an
abachi and a BB gun there and the food was charcoal it was charcoal in there
you can see the grill marks so we ate fucking cat or rat or mouse burritos or
fucking pigeon burritos or something but I would like to do the disclaimer they
were very fucking good so anyhow let's take our first break yes it were 26
minutes in and we owe our first break so you can hear our you can hear ramblings
of a madman with a raw bread and you can hear deep thoughts with mark and you can
hear what to eat during the apocalypse anyhow we'll be right back
and now deep thoughts with mark
you know it'd be really cool if George Gray of the price is right was talking
about a 20 ounce bag of fish sticks and actually said a 20 ounce bag of fish
sticks yeah that would be fun
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a microphone I am mark and I am Rob real quick I got one more thing to say and
then we'll go into any thoughts that you want to go into Rob okay the reason I
think that that might have been pigeon burritos is because I used to work with a
guy and he grew up very poor he had dirt floors and everything all this stuff
that people couldn't imagine happening that was him and is like a little bitty
shack they had no money and anyhow whenever they could not afford any food
they go dad what we gonna eat tonight you know city pigeon or I mean city
chicken oh and I go what's the city chicken he goes his pigeon he said he
grabbed his BB gun and go out there and kill like three or four pigeons and we'd
eat him so I think it might have been pigeon burritos but who knows
anyhow well all I know is going by what my friend told me yes yes as a matter of
fact I went to go get a friend's car out of an impound it was right underneath
the I-35 bridge and underneath Southwest Boulevard right is underneath I-35 and
I'm like my god those are a lot of birds and the guy goes they're fake I'm like
what he goes yeah he goes we put these bird sounds up there the city did
because it scares off the pigeons the pigeons get up in those metal trusses
and and shit all over him and it decays him and erodes him and he said that the
the loud bird sounds it makes the pigeons think there's flocks of birds
coming for him and they leave yeah there was this little restaurant down on
Southwest Boulevard it was right by when it overpasses it was called El Pino
Guadalajara there's a tiny little yeah I remember that they're not there anymore
but I know what you're talking about yeah no he moved up and around the
corner to a bigger building oh he's still there that was a few years ago I
haven't been there probably 20 years I'll tell you what Rob if I get a chance
I'll go by there oh my god and he's a great guy his mom was still cooking when
I first started going there okay what's the name again
El Pino Guadalajara El Pino Guadalajara okay thank you
I'm gonna write that down because it translates to the little Guadalajara his
family was from Guadalajara okay all right thank you yeah I'll check that
place out if they're still there I'll let you know okay thanks
huevos rancheros is to die for oh really you're talking my language
we're talking to everybody's language actually I mean who doesn't like that
yeah anything he's got is awesome that's good to know all right always looking
for a good new place all right Rob we turn to you you got something you want
to say you got some stuff you want to talk about all right Rob I'm gonna I
haven't said nothing to you but I'm gonna start up a new little segment
excellent I'm gonna I'm gonna break it up into four different nights okay
there's there's 20 of them so I'm gonna do five a night okay and this is named
hillbilly wisdom I love it already there's this hillbilly phrases okay your
fences need to be horse-high take tight and both strong again your fences need
to be horse-high take tight and big bull strong okay a translation it's just you
your defenses in you uh-huh need to be high okay I see what you mean yeah you
see what I mean yeah yeah and this is and this is hillbilly language or slang
yes excellent okay looking cool you got any more oh yeah yeah there's five of
them okay okay cool the next one is pretty self-explanatory keep stumps
bankers and politicians at a distance yes I love that one true on all of them
yes it is number three life is simpler when you plow around the stump yes yes
in other words if you come up to the stump in your road go around it yeah
that's great advice don't let it affect you Wow cool next a bumblebee is
considerably faster than a John Deere tractor so don't run them over don't
run over their nests yeah I like that one really well I know there I know
harness are faster too because my John Deere ran over a hornet's nest and I
was I was not happy for a couple of days oh yeah those little bastards yep and
finally for this evening okay words that soaked into your ears or whispered not
yelled those are fucking good dude yeah yeah like I said I'm gonna break this up
into four different nights so there's more to come that sounds great awesome
I've got a little article here about ace freely and you get a lot of the same
news I do so you may have seen it already if you have I apologize but I
bet a lot of people have not seen this former kiss really well it goes by
algorithms and you're probably looking around for other news stories and trying
to branch out like me so you start getting other news that you don't right
right yeah yeah former kiss guitarist ace freely revealed that he once made a
beer commercial with Rick Nielsen from cheap trick as a guitarist had fun on
tour together and that he plans to put it on YouTube as soon as he finds it
and there's more this interview but I want to stop for a second man that
would be the coolest fucking thing ever Rick Nielsen and ace cutting up doing a
beer commercial he says he's looking for he said he has it he's gonna find it I
cannot wait to see that and also great and also it is so odd that ace freely
yeah kiss should have just shut up about him a long time ago they just kept
fucking mouthing off and mouthing off it's like leave him alone we know he had
an addiction problem we know this okay we know this Paul and Jean you don't
have to tell everybody a hundred thousand times ace got tired of it ace
cleaned up and he's still putting out albums and he's still touring and his
ten thousand volts might be one of the finest albums he's ever put out where
kiss has not put out a decent album in 20 fucking thirty probably thirty some
years so ace is kind of winning on that whole thing in my opinion so anyhow in
an interview yeah that's all they are and ace is like you know he goes when
you hear this new album he goes it's gonna make him look like imbeciles
because they've been mouthing off and mouthing off and mouthing off he said I
tell you guys this is great stuff and he said I'm gonna do more too he there's a
lot of life left in ace where it doesn't seem like there's that much life left in
Jean and Paul I mean they just you know you you see him talk and stuff and in
everything and it's just like they seem glum and ace is always happy and doing
well in my opinion it just looks to me like ace is doing fantastic and they're
kind of like I don't know like kind of worn out because they kept trying to
push their show push their show push their show and that's the only thing they
had going for him was their show because they haven't had any new music in so
long nobody cares right so honestly I can't wait because I used to listen to
freely storming yes and also his solo off of the kiss when they were with
kiss yeah yeah like speeding back to my baby fractured mirror New York groove
listen what was it was just a great album yeah he'd done so many things freely
his comment was excellent I mean yeah he's done great stuff and this 10,000
bolts the the song that they put out first was 10,000 bolts the rest of us
coming out I think late February maybe something like that but I can't wait to
hear it because it's being well produced it's he said he wrote some dynamite
material and I believe him I can't wait to go see him in concert I've seen him
I've seen him solo quite a few times almost as many times as I seen kiss no
actually I might have seen him one you know what I don't know it's close in an
interview with Ultimate Guitar the space ace discussed entertaining members of
cheap trick and rush backstage along with his bandmate Peter Chris but also
said he hadn't enjoyed the same relationship with black Sabbath on the
road rush opened for kiss a number of times in the mid 70s while cheap trick
did the same in 1977 I love rush freely said I'm really good friends with all
the guys I'm heartbroken that Neil Peart died or he passed away is what I said
but after the show I would say eight out of ten evenings those three guys would
come to my room or Peter's room or we had a hospitality suite at the hotel
and we'd all drink beer and smoke pot Alex Lifeson used to dress up with a bag
over his head and we'd just entertain each other and get loaded a lot of times
I'd just be rolling around on the floor it was hysterical so he continued Peter
Chris used to do this imitation of this crazy drugged out doctor named dr.
Rosenblum I would love to see that filmed he put glasses on and he'd mess
up his hair it was like we'd take turns getting up on this little podium we had
we had set up in the room that's how we entertained ourselves and got through
the tour if we weren't hanging out with the chicks once chicks came in that
broke up the party a little sooner than we anticipated freely noted that he
never really hung out with the guys in black Sabbath explaining they were a
little more standoffish I mean they were friendly but I just never connected
myself with them as I did with the guys in Russian cheap trick recalling his
times with cheap cheap trick he said I'm looking for the tape I did a beer
commercial with Rick Nielsen these were early days I bought a whole camera and
recording system Sony black and white and I had him do a beer commercial and
it was hysterical I have the tape somewhere but I have four lockers and I
don't know what two-thirds of the stuff is in there eventually I'll track it
down the tape and I'll put it on YouTube it's a lot of fun now right there
explains everything you need to know about kiss Paul and Jean were doing
their own thing themselves and they some Peter were having fun fucking
partying and being a rock band Paul and Jean yes they built an empire and yes
they they're they're foresight taken the Alice Cooper thing to extreme with four
people a stage show that never been matched still to this day yeah they
deserve a lot of credit but it looked to me like they were so busy building they
never stopped to have fun right yeah we're ace and Peter like getting
smashed and being rock stars I mean I know which one I would wanted to hang
out with they would say hey you want to hang out with Paul or Jean or would you
rather hang out with ace and Peter ace and Peter without a fucking doubt yeah
those guys are having fun cutting up and and just being you know fucking farting
on each other and putting bags over their head and being a fucking nutty
professor doctor or something I mean yeah everybody that is fun-loving it
doesn't take shit too seriously would rather be that and anyhow I mean that's
pretty much I cannot wait for the spirit commercial to come out so Rob you got
some thoughts on that yeah I can't wait to see it either like I said Rick
Nelson is hilarious too ace has always been my favorite from kiss always yeah
and anyhow Peter was always I always loved Peter and always thought Peter was
great with his cat makeup and and he was a jazz drummer he played things a little
bit different I have to admit though and kiss Eric Carr was my favorite I loved
his drumming style it was heavy and hard and in your face but I love Peter
Chris as a person do what I agree yeah Eric Carr was just phenomenal in that
band it's too bad that he passed away cuz you know it would have been excellent
to see kiss with Eric Carr and then the only other in what I consider
replacement because Eric Carr came in with his own makeup the Fox and had his
own style came in during creatures of the night I consider him almost part of
the original four so to me it would be like three of the originals per se
almost with just you know Tommy Thayer playing nice so that would have been a
little bit more edible if you will a little bit more a little bit more to my
liking so anyhow because I think ace is fantastic on his own and then kiss can
still be kiss and oh well anyhow but I just thought it would have been a lot
better here I have top 10 nuisance calls of 2023 from Canada oh cool yeah yeah I
just happened to find these on her did the RCA victory what the fuck okay I'm
in the top 10 nuisance calls of 2023 then after this I have a serious question
Rob I was talking about it with some buds at work and everyone has slightly
different opinions of it so remind me to go into that question that I want to ask
you after this list okay okay sounds good okay top 10 nuisance calls 2023 in
Alberta area Canada to ask for directions home from the Drake concert you
know if I was a cop I'd be like where you're at I'll let all you know I got
nowhere you're at to show you you know to give you directions home and then you
go get them because you know they're fucked up right that's easy pickings
yeah definitely number two the traffic light was taking too long to turn green
that's completely different from the US where some morons looking at their phone
while lights fucking burning green for hours yeah yeah yeah me I can't wait for
the fucking thing to switch over because I'm not looking at Facebook I'm not
answering my mail these other fuckers that's all they want to do in traffic
it's like man what do you do in your spare time all I see you do is looking
at your phone and then you get in the car and all I see you do looking at your
phone do anything else so number three they lost a nose ring down the shower
drain okay would you not have hung up on the phone sofa on them hung up the phone
so fast that like it would probably would have exploded their eardrums I mean
I mean I don't know what the dispatch caller said but man I don't know what
they can say actually their air Airbnb host canceled their reservations is
number four now I've had that happen and that does make you want to call the cops
but there's nothing you can do about it and there's definitely nothing cops can
do about it that pisses you off beyond belief because you plan everything
around this then at the last minute the guys like nah I'm not gonna do it it's
like what I'm already here I already spent all this
playing fair and you're saying I can't fucking do it now and then you gotta
find something on the fly and spend three times as much it's not as good
right so number five their uber order was taking too long whoo you talk about
first world problems right right yeah yeah that's first world problems my uber
eats or take it too long oh okay so anyhow number six a burger joint
wouldn't let them in before opening time I I don't need to say anything to you I
don't know a place it ever has me neither that's why they have those times
on there if this says a 10 a.m. you can damn fucking well bet you they mean 10
a.m. oh yeah yeah so number seven they couldn't find their cell phone how the
hell did they call maybe they barred the friends I don't know this is dawning on
me on this list it's number seven these were British British Columbia used a
pay phone it was in British Columbia Canada so maybe it maybe they did maybe
they do have pay phones there number eight to complain about pothole I agree
yeah oh and I saw a neat little article about some people that purposely put hot
big potholes on the road because they have children and they're tired of
people driving fast down it they purposely put big chug holes there so
people would have to slow down so when their kids don't get killed I heard
about that a few years ago oh I just read the article the other day and I was
like huh I was going man that's a little extreme but I guess it works okay number
eight their McDonald no no no number nine I'm sorry their McDonald's order was
taken too long first world problems first world problems number ten the
barber gave them a bad haircut I don't know if it's a bad haircut or if they're
they were just ugly what do you think I don't know I've seen some barbers mess up
yeah I have to yeah yeah I've been the victim of bad haircut too and yeah it
does suck and it does outrage you but you know it's probably not worthy of
calling the police so let's take a little break and I'm gonna come back
with a question Rob okay all right we'll be right back
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And I'm Rob.
Okay, me and some friends at work, that's why I decided to ask you this on the show.
Yeah.
We're talking about the whole Jeffrey Epstein client list and all this stuff and how he
allegedly committed suicide, but most everybody pretty much thinks it's a murder because some
of the people on that list.
So anyhow, and then plus the description of how he died did not seem very feasible that
he did it himself.
So okay.
Is it possible?
And has it been done to fake your own death?
One is it possible?
Number two, has it been done?
Yes.
Yes and yes.
You see, I said that too.
No one else did.
I've heard and read many stories about ex-husbands appearing years later after dying.
Yes.
Because they ended up faking their death.
Yeah, because they found some new girl or something and they wanted to go live that
lifestyle and they didn't want to be the asshole in the relationship.
You know, he left me and it's like, I guess I'll just die.
So yeah, yes, I think it's possible and I think it's been done too.
And as a matter of fact, there's a lot of discussion that, you know, the burnout bunker
World War II, the end of it, Hitler, Ava Braun was not their DNA.
So where were they?
So that's flawed right there.
We know that's flawed.
We know it's not them in there.
So where are they?
There's questions about Elvis Presley.
A lot of people question Elvis Presley.
A lot of people question Jim Morrison too, but Jim Morrison to me is more feasible than
Elvis Presley because Jim Morrison was the wounded poet.
He was reluctant.
I believe Jim Morrison.
He disappeared.
Oh, go ahead.
No, I'm just saying, I believe he died.
Okay.
I'm not saying he died or not.
What I'm saying is, is I find him more feasible because he was a very reluctant guy in the
spotlight.
He was tortured by a lot of different things.
He went to France and supposedly died, which would be a great way to fake your death.
How are you going to prove anything?
People go over there and go, oh, there's his headstone right there.
See, it says Jim Morrison.
So that's him.
He's dead.
How do we know that?
He's missing a body.
Nobody knew exactly what killed him.
Some people say alcohol.
Some people say drugs.
Some people say he took his own life.
But the bottom line is we don't know any of this, right?
So I could see Jim Morrison actually being a faking and actually being true.
Now Elvis Presley, I don't know how that could have been done.
I mean, I guess it could be done.
I mean, because supposedly Kim Jong-un, you can't kill him because he has body doubles
everywhere supposedly.
They have little little sawed off little fat pieces of shit that look just like him everywhere.
So if they can do that over there, then I guess you could produce a body double of maybe
a corpse.
I don't know what the laws are or if maybe you could produce a corpse or maybe it's just
a dummy in there.
How can you prove it?
You touch it, it's cold.
Okay, well, he's dead.
Oh, he feels weird.
Well, he's dead.
Oh, wow.
He looks funny.
Well, he's dead.
All those are covered with, well, he's dead, right?
Okay.
So let's say they put in a wax figure and buried it and Elvis went to an island to go
live.
Very possible, right?
It doesn't mean it happened.
And another thing is, I mean, with everything going on right now, I think that right now
it would be really hard to fake someone's death because of all of the intel and everything.
They would have to get out of the United States.
They would have to have a passport.
You know what I mean?
And someone would go, hey, when he was supposed to be dead, how come his passport was used
in Florida to go to, I don't know, some island?
See what I'm saying?
But back then, back then it could have been done.
Hell Ringo Starr came out a few years back and he said that he wanted everyone to know
before anything happened to him that that was not the real Paul McCartney.
He said that that was a body double.
He was a cop in Canada that could sing and that that was not, he had to get that off
his chest.
He said it was a big ruse because they could not lose a member because they were doing
so well.
Now I don't know.
I mean, does he have dementia or is he telling the truth or what angle?
Why would he say something like that if it wasn't true?
I mean, this is like his legacy now, right?
You want your legacy to be a complete lie?
Yeah, that happened and it didn't happen.
I don't know.
I think it has been done and I think it can be done and I think it will be done more,
especially with AI.
Yeah.
Okay.
Do you think it can be done and do you think it will be done?
You think both of them, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think so too.
Anyhow, Rob, you got anything?
Yeah, I sure do.
All right.
I think that's kind of a lengthy one.
That's fine.
After an eight month delay, a rocket will finally release into deep space the remains
of 330 people from all walks of life, including George Washington and Star Trek creator Gene
Roddenberry.
Oh, wow.
Texas based company, Celestis Incorporated inaugural enterprise flight is scheduled to
launch at 2 18 a.m. Monday from Cape Canaveral in Florida, marking the first time human remains
will be released on the moon and beyond a commercial company.
The two stage Vulcan Centaur rocket will first drop 62 of the quarter inch and half inch
long titanium capsules filled with DNA where cremated remains on the moon in a six foot
tall, eight foot wide device called a Paragon lunar lander.
It will become a permanent memorial.
Wow.
The spaceship will then take the remaining 268 capsules over one hundred eighty five
million miles into deep space.
They will orbit the sun forever.
Wow.
The celestial payload will be filled luminaries and anonymous donor contributed hair samples
from former presidents Washington, John F. Kennedy and Dwight D. Eisenhower.
Partial remains of Star Trek cast members, Michelle Nichols, Lieutenant Overup.
Yeah.
OK.
James Doohan, Scotty.
Yeah.
And D. Forrest Kelly.
Dr. McCoy will also be on board.
I love that.
And the mission will also send the show's mastermind, Gene Roddenberry and his wife
and actress, Major Robert Roddenberry in the deep space.
Cool.
They should have put the Shad on there.
Should have William Shatner.
Well, I don't know.
There's that's just naming a few.
OK.
This did not have the whole list.
It was just mentioned in a few.
OK, cool.
But it's people from all walks of life.
Very cool.
Orbiting deep space in perpetuality doesn't come cheap, costing just under 13,000.
Yeah, I bet.
The orbit send off, left orbit send off, such as orbital flights each come back to Earth
and are returned to the participants families, around nearly 3000.
And the orbit around Earth costs 5000.
Wow.
The mission was previously scheduled to launch on May 4, 2023.
That is very freaking cool, dude.
Wow.
What a story.
Yeah.
And it's 2 18 a.m.
Monday.
So that would be Monday, the January 8th.
OK.
So that's coming up this Monday.
Yes.
Wow.
All right.
Thank you, Rob.
What a cool story.
Wow.
I bet that story came out of the New York Post.
OK.
Well, then that is probably true then.
But I didn't doubt it anyhow.
It sounded like something someone would do.
So very cool.
Yeah.
Right on.
I forgot the guy's name.
Go look that one up.
Shit.
The guy that hates us.
Oh.
Shit.
I can't think of his name.
Anyhow, fuck him.
I did.
Yeah.
Anyhow.
Go look that one up, asshole.
All right.
Well, this is the end of this podcast.
So thanks, everybody, for listening.
Have a good night.
Good night, everybody.
Hey, where'd everybody go?
Where are the douchebags?
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Someone took a dump in the corner.
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I know.
They're all up in the corner.
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I'm glad they're gone.
Let's just hope they don't come back.
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