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Ho, ho, ho, this is Crotch the Old Saint Prick.

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I'm the guy that comes in after Christmas and douses all your dreams and hopes.

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Ho, ho, ho.

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Oh, well looky here, my first letter is from Little Timmy from Akron, Ohio.

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It says, Dear Crotch the Old Saint Prick, I would love to have a new bicycle.

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Well, Little Timmy, I have a poem for you.

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A poem for you. It goes, Roses are red, violets are blue. You're not getting dick, so fuck you. Ho, ho, ho.

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Baseball's third season of the year begins tonight. Yay!

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

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You look like you smell like cheese.

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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So let me see, let's say I was offended by people being offended.

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Then would people being offended all the time have to not be offended around me because I was offended by them being offended?

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Hmm, I may never know.

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Two douchebags in a microphone. I am Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Alright, early January still. Everyone in Kansas City is all freaked out because we have a big snowstorm allegedly heading towards us the first next week.

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So anyhow, it was...

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We do too.

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Probably the same one I'd imagine. They got that look of fear in their eyes. Oh my God, all the civilization's going to be wiped out. Oh shit, what do I do? Six inches of snow? We'll all die.

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So anyhow, you got put up with the idiots.

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Yeah, and then they even added blizzard-like conditions so everyone's even more fucking turdling now. They're like, got their heads in. Oh my gosh, what do I do? Gather up the young ones.

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So, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, it's fun. Down there they don't give a shit, do they?

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Um, yes and no. It's just with all the hills and pervs down here.

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Yes. Oh, you ain't going nowhere.

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Exactly, and that's why they're not worried about it. It's like, look, we'll shut this bitch down, we don't care. Up here they don't like to shut anything down so people got to navigate in it. You know, down there they're not afraid to. They're just like, hey, let's shut this bitch down, we'll see you guys in a couple of days when it clears up.

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Yep.

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Yep, anyhow, I got some local Kansas City radio station news that is very interesting and it's also kind of sad because I am still a fan of radio, although there's not really that much good radio left.

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You know, Johnny Deer is still on in Kansas City and he's still entertaining even though he doesn't do the same show, but nobody does the same show anymore. They cannot.

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It's impossible with FCC and everybody canceling everybody out to do a show like that anymore and it's sad because a show like that has to come here to the internet.

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And it has to be podcast, you know, pretty much because podcast is still like the Wild West.

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You know, people come in and just claim their territory and start kicking ass and getting everybody out of the way and people are just like, oh, okay, well, alright. So-and-so kicked ass and they got in, you know.

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It's just the way it is. So, this is from Fox 4 Online. It says Kansas City radio station owner could file for bankruptcy.

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And here is the article. Unable to fend off the toxic mix of sagging advertising revenue and nearly $2 billion in debt, audio content provider Odyssey reportedly has reached a deal with senior leaders to file a prepackaged bankruptcy plan in the coming weeks.

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Now, Odyssey is not just Kansas City either. Odyssey is a big conglomerate. Yeah, they have a lot of stations all over.

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And the Wall Street Journal citing anonymous sources familiar with the matter reported late Tuesday that the lenders will provide financing for the Chapter 11 proceedings are expected to own the company after restructuring.

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So, the stations that are affected in Kansas City or may not be affected, it depends on, you know, a lot of different things, are 1065 The Wolf, 1660 The Bet, which I didn't even know existed, 610 Sports Radio, 96.5 The Buzz, 98.1 KMBZ, which is talk, KQRC The Rock, KZPT The Rock, and then the

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KMBZ AM 980. And my prediction is you're going to find Johnny Dare over at The Rock eventually.

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Because, or not at The Rock, at the Fox, 101 The Fox. Because, you know, the Fox, yes. And here's why. Who got Skid Rody and who got the cherry pick KY? 101 The Fox.

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And that fit into their format. So, they might change the show a little bit. He won't be talking as much. He'll be a little bit more music. But I could definitely see Johnny Dare going to 101 The Fox.

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And this is if Odyssey. Yeah, and with Skid's help, I think he's going to be able to do that.

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Oh, is that what's going on, Skid? They would need somebody to take over. I can see it. Oh, Skid Rody, no, you're talking about Slacker, right? No, Slacker, yeah, Slacker Rody. Yeah, I couldn't speak earlier either. I said The Rock, Johnny Dare is going to The Rock. Well, that's where he's at.

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So, anyhow, yeah, things go south at Odyssey and they start selling off stations and somebody comes in and goes, eh, we don't need this Rock station. We're going to make it Polka or whatever the fuck. And then Johnny Dare is out of the job.

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I imagine eventually think that that will happen in Kansas City. And I think that's going to be a big thing. And I think that's going to be a big thing.

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So we'll have to bite off the forgotten. Yeah, well, yeah, that's going to be a flame in theclassyface, myires only list, Magsarva.chupacrab. So, unfortunately, A&R, the only broadcasting team that our station has to instantly move to shop is KQRC.

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But not just이Polka. If emergencyLittle Sally one one one gives information, we're gonna make it Polka or whatever the fuck. And then Johnny Dare's out the job. I imagine eventually think that that will happen in Kansas City.

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condemn them or nothing and you know they do what they do and they do it

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really well but I could definitely see a scenario of where they get sold and

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someone decides they want to put on I don't know whatever something else

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whatever sexy they put that on and then the next thing you know Johnny Dare will

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be at 101 the Fox in my opinion I could see that happening very easily but I'll

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tell you it's you know stuff like this is sad to me because regular radio used to

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be so cool I mean you know the morning shows were great you know they all hated

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each other it all used to fight they all used to do all this stuff and and then

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you know it was a known thing is a great format and it's a format for success

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they had the morning radio the shock radio which everybody was like you know

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tuned into oh shit what would they do now you know here in Kansas City they you

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know they had Johnny Dare and Tard or Turd no no no Turd was a man cow T-bone

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I think I think they had to quit calling him Tard because people are pride

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bitching you can't you can't say the R word that's no good we're gonna cancel

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you so I think he ended up just being called T-bone or something like that so

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anyhow you know you're oh yeah did you see what Johnny did made T-bone run

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naked through the car wash or something there was like yeah man he was all

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bloody you know or you know hey you see man cow he fucking made Turd jump in the

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sewer or you know or fucking eat a grease or grab a grease pig or something

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you know they they all had their stick and they had their guy that was out on

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the town and stuff so he knew you had that in the morning and then midday was

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kind of like a almost like a request thing you know it is kind of like the

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smooth talker then in afternoon you had another strong show that did some talk

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but not all talk so it was like a really good combination of rock and usually

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rock some of it was alternative some of his classic rock like Bob and Tom's main

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one was classic rock so you know it was like a combination of talk radio and in

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music together and it worked out very well but you know these latest things

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like Odyssey filing for chapter 11 you know now chapter 11 means this they have

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a certain amount of pool of money that they pay off their creditors in and then

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they start over so they could very well they could very well everything be fine

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and they keep all the stations they have but it also could be the other where

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we're gonna start selling these assets off because we don't see any light at

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the end of the tunnel we think it's over so only stations like I think 101 zone

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by clear channel which is a huge is it clear channel or so anyhow they're owned

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by a big conglomerate too and anyhow it's just it's the way radio is going you

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know maybe maybe the graphic in Kansas City changed so much to where they can't

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support two rock stations even though one's classic rock and one is album

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oriented rock or album rock if you will or hard rock or whatever you want to

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call it so anyhow we hope everything turns out well there I would like to see

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the rock and 101 the Fox both be in Kansas City I'd like Johnny Darren I

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guess they have spark or some sparks in the morning now and slacker in the

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afternoon at the Fox you know so anyhow I thought that I think I'd needed you

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know mentioning and

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some of that could also have to do with everybody going to podcast you know and

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what's well it has a lot Rob you're right it has a lot to do with that they're

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losing a lot of money yes they are yeah yep it actually it has a lot to do with

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that Rob that's a good call you know our medium what we're doing right here is

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actually the big rage like I've always said it's yesterday's technology today

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and and it's funny because this stuff has been around forever I started

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listening to podcasts in the 90s in the 90s not the 90s the 90s and they were

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around in the 90s only they weren't the format wasn't hey I got them all on my

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phone I had to go home download the podcast I had to put my mp3 player if

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anyone remembers those download the show then I have wires hanging out of it and

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connected buds to my ears and then it developed into phones or well first it

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developed into where you could plug your mp3 player into your car and listen to

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it to them from work so you know I was already listening these podcasts in the

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90s and early 2000s and I was doing the old mp3 thing and then it progressed

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eventually into how easy of a format it is now you find it on your phone you

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download it or stream it right there and it's all yours and it's so convenient

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you get into your car it's it's it's abled it's a Bluetooth abled so it you

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know you just turn it on yeah I'm driving to work I'm listening to Bubba

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the love sponge or whatever you know other stuff too are you still listening

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to Bubba anyhow it's still you know it's a very convenient medium in that people

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love it they love to grab and go download stuff download it and get the

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hell out of there and go wherever you want to be and listen to it so any I

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wish Odyssey well and I wish all the people work for him well I hope it

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works out so yep so um you know White Castle is taking Valentine's Day

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reservations did you know that oh cool yeah yeah yeah I believe I gotta find

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the story here but I had it really quick I apologize for this I'm a little bit

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unprepared because I got home from work late like I said everybody shits

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whenever it's gonna snow so anyhow

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yeah so okay here it is I got it in enough time okay be treated like royalty

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at White Castle this Valentine's Day on February 14th the fast food

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restaurant will transform into a sit-down fine dining establishment so

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customers can celebrate their love and style guests will be treated to host a

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seating table side service and holiday decorations from 4 p.m. to 9 p.m. as long

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as they make a reservation reservations will be available starting January 5th

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via open table and more than 300 locations across the country so not

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every White Castle is going to do this but quite a few of them 300 or more

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than 300 White Castle is offered an annual Valentine's Day dinner since 1991

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and welcomes tens of thousands of people every year for its February 14th

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festivities similar to previous years White Castle's honor introducing a

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special meal combo for all the lovebirds out there the love clutch collection

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will be available from February 9th until February 18th and the meal served

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in a festive box includes 10 slices with cheese 20 chicken rings and fries they

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got me right there yep yep yep yep you put the chicken rings and the

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burgers and the fries all together and I'm there yeah yeah love me some grease

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pellets from heaven that's what I call them they are delicious yeah they are

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they are and they are the best hangover food not that I ever hung over

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anymore but yeah oh those little those little fucking belly bombers oh shit

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they get in your system they kick the shit out of that alcohol won't they Rob

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oh yeah they did oh yeah they would grab that they will put the rat the the

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fucking alcohol in a full Nelson and put it to sleep and they you could finish

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your drive home yeah you're like I have five White Castle they never cop-stopped

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you you smell like alcohol hey see this bag a five white cat you're free to go

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have a good night yeah so anyhow but you know what you know what happened Rob

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Jeffy X Jeffy X has uncovered other Valentine's Day destinations that were

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going to take reservations but failed can you believe that Jeffy X is at it

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again Wow I know I mean if I was you know if if I was doing something illegal

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I would be up to 60 hookers for him and five bags of cocaine but I don't do

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anything illegal so I'm just gonna shake his hand and say thank you right Rob

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there you go yeah yeah and Rob is embroidering him already has embroidered

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him some special underwear is it is it his full name or his initials Jeffy X J X

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or is it Jeffy X that you're embroidered oh man nice he embroidered him some

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underwear and I'll put Jeffy on the back and put the X on Rob you took care of

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him you're good man yes and then on the inside of it is a special Stephen

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Piercey glam rocker Stephen Piercey of the glam band rat in the 80s had a fill

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and fool allegedly had a fill-in-full pocket on the inside of the front of his

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underwear to where he could stuff a couple of socks in there allegedly and

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maybe look a little bit more appealing to the female fans and possibly some gay

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male fans so anyhow so he did that for him too but we think that Jeffy X

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doesn't have to stuff that guy obviously is like he is fucking he's carrying

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around a fucking massive one to do to get all this stuff for us right yes he

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does all right well the first one that Jeffy X has uncovered for us here do at

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two douchebags in a microphone County Jail was going to offer a party pack of

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two baloney sandwiches with a personalized jello packet but it failed

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hell yeah I know how can you go Rob I mean man if we could find anyone else

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Valentine's Day you and I could go to Camden County Jail and have us a couple

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baloney sandwiches a blog not baloney sandwiches and in a personalized jello

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packet yours would have a Rob on it mine would have an M on it wouldn't that be

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great yeah yeah yeah and I mean we probably should sit too close to each

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other because some of the inmates might get the wrong idea right okay yeah you

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know what we'll just tease them we'll wear booty we'll wear booty shorts

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daisy dukes the next one the County Morgue was going to offer have lunch

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with the recently deceased it was a meal for one of course a chicken dinner with

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a special shot called embalming fluid the cold calling didn't go over well

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yeah okay you want to do the losing sound

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hey they can't all be gems they can't all be winners the cold calling I

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thought was kind of cool but maybe not in retrospect next one the local shelter

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was offering have lunch with a random smelly dude they couldn't because none of

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them had phones to be reached was going to be a bag of old brownish lettuce and

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half-eaten chicken tender with a side of whatever kind of gravy substance they

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could find but I know I know another great idea shot to hell I mean I mean

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but I understand they couldn't get any any of this local smelly dudes to they

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don't have a phone yeah you couldn't get a hold of them so yeah yeah yeah and I

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was really excited over that kind of gravy substance but I mean you know

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whatever they could find in the trash yeah you know that's got to be some good

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eating right there's you know there's good stuff there oh yeah a little

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little chicken or a little bit of I don't know you know Pepto-Bismol who

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knows yeah it's been fantastic but no no no once again we're robbed of the

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pleasures of the earth yeah yep next one that he uncovered Valentine's Day in

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Ukraine it was canceled because quite frankly the restaurant that was

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offering the package was leveled recently and they really didn't have

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enough food anyhow what too soon yeah yeah yeah and then you know that annoying

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yeah that annoying 12-hour flight to you know yeah yeah yeah

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damn playing peanuts ain't gonna be enough to hold you oh no no no those

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plain peanuts are horrible if you're going to eat yeah no no no yeah and then

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you get there and there's no restaurant and there's no food you know and then

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you're like even hungry or heading back and all you have is peanuts oh sounds

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like hell to me yeah yeah yeah oh I've got a story for you just remind me of

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something stay tuned for one another one of Mark's horrible stories you know I

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just remembered it it's fucking awesome dude the next one I can't wait I can't

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wait the next one lunch reservation yeah we're gonna get through this first lunch

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reservations for Oscar Pistorius was canceled as well because he couldn't get

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out of prison in time in the insurance for the event was sky-high especially

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the life insurance Oscar Pistorius was Blade Runner the guy that shot his

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girlfriend accident yes yeah I wasn't saying that for you I was saying that

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for anyone listening in case they didn't know if that name sounded familiar but

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they wasn't sure what it was yeah that was Blade Runner so and then the next

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one they have a date with the Kansas City Chiefs receiving court Arrowhead

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Stadium was canceled because the receiving court dropped the ball and

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never replied back I totally believe all right yeah they dropped the ball let me

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put her here I'm gonna put our air quotes on that they dropped the ball

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and never called back so and then the have a date and finally but not least

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they have a date with the banks of the crystal blue waters of the Missouri

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River was canceled because the Japanese carp kept jumping up and stealing the

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food I liked them that that self-explanatory right there yes it is

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and they do jump up yeah yeah they are some crazy fucking fish in case you

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don't know what they look like look them up online Japanese carp yeah they're all

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over the Missouri River and eating everything just destroying all ecology so

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and there's pretty much nothing we can do about except it all watch it all get

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ruined so it started people brought him over here and they were algae eaters and

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people kept throwing them in the sewers and stuff and they adapted and learned

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how to live here and that's what we have so yeah well I got a story I've got the

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story I got to tell you here real quick before we go into our first break me and

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my friend Steve went to this this Latin Club we want to watch some salsa dancing

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and it is in more of the in the Latin side of town and on Southwest Boulevard

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you know where Southwest Boulevard is right and you know it's pretty you know

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it's pretty Hispanic there it's almost all Hispanic so we go there yes yes

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there is they have great food there and whenever I want to get some really good

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Mexican food I'd be lying down there they have fantastic Mexican food so we

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was at this club yeah shooty lumber yeah it burnt down but it came back yeah

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shooty we love them yeah they've been around a long time yeah I've done a lot

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of business with them actually worked on the building one time oh really yeah

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they're good people down there car was going down the street back behind them

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uh-huh and it was icy and he went to the fence hit the building so we went in

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fixed it oh cool the thing I like about shooty is is you could go in there and

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you could buy lumber and they would not give you the crappy pieces every board

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was straight yes yes they knew people the people that worked there knew what

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they were doing you go to like any of these other places like Menards or Home

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Depot if you have them they don't now but if they still did no just grab me a

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7 2x4 if you can bet like eight and you know six of them were all bent to hell

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and pretty much unusable that worked so anyhow so me and my friend Steve was

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watching some salsa dancing and he thought it was my night to stay sober

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and I thought it was his night to stay sober so we're leaving that guy here's

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the keys or no he goes me he goes here's the keys because he we went in his truck

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I go what I go dude man I've been slamming fucking alcohol night he goes

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what I thought you said it was your night I said no I asked if it was your

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night I thought it was your night I think last time we went out I was the one

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that like held back we're like oh fuck what we gonna do so we're walking along

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and at the corner there's this little guy selling burritos out of a cooler

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like okay so we're like hey let's let's eat a couple of these burritos and then

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you know we'll just go ahead and and you know sit in the truck for a little bit

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and then whoever sobers up the best quickly enough we'll drive so we went

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there and we we bought a couple burritos each one of us and then on the way out I

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noticed on the side of the on the side of the alleyway there was a little BB

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gun and a bocce and I'm not joking you this sounds like a joke and like hmm so

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I you know I was drunk I'm like wow who would leave that there who the hell would

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leave that there so we go back to Steve's car and like man I go is this

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chicken or pork or beef I said I can't tell he never did tell us what it was he

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goes man he goes I don't know I've never had a texture meat like this ever before

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we think we either ate cat burritos or rat burritos or pigeon burritos and

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we're pretty sure of it because we could not identify it was tasty it was great

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and it sobered us up especially that fucking hot sauce and hot sauce he gave us would

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knock your fucking asshole off and he did the next day and this shit this hot sauce was

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so rugged and mean it kicked the hell out we were both sober

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and then the next day I'm like wait a minute we didn't know what that meat was

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and we were drunk and we couldn't figure it out he didn't tell us what that meat

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was and when we round the corner going through the alley there there was an

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abachi and a BB gun there and the food was charcoal it was charcoal in there

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you can see the grill marks so we ate fucking cat or rat or mouse burritos or

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fucking pigeon burritos or something but I would like to do the disclaimer they

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were very fucking good so anyhow let's take our first break yes it were 26

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minutes in and we owe our first break so you can hear our you can hear ramblings

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of a madman with a raw bread and you can hear deep thoughts with mark and you can

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hear what to eat during the apocalypse anyhow we'll be right back

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and now deep thoughts with mark

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you know it'd be really cool if George Gray of the price is right was talking

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about a 20 ounce bag of fish sticks and actually said a 20 ounce bag of fish

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sticks yeah that would be fun

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my mechanic told me I couldn't repair your brakes so I make it one hour good

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job oh shit what's that over there oh no it's

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island horrible jokes

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ever find that doctor that screwed up my limb replacement surgery I will kill him

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with my bare hands you douchebags in a microphone raw and uncensored see behind

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the Smug Show watch as the douchebags get stung enjoy one of many coffee houses

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ordering our heroes out watch mark revisit Clinton Missouri to claim his

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innocence for all the man shitter accusation and shit now and get both

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high-quality DVD sets and a free douchebag calendar mark off the day with

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a douchebag looking at you supplies are limited so act now

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two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in hey who took a dump in

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the cooler chickweed is an edible plant and a herbal remedy that can be used in

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various ways chopped chickweed can be added to soups eggs pastas or pizzas can

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also be blended into hummus or pesto it can also make chickweed into an oil for

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your skin for burns and minor cuts but it could also be used as a tea drink or

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just much it raw for a tasty healthy snack and now deep thoughts with mark

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hmm let's see if I identify as a dog and I start wandering around the block

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without a collar on could animal control come by and pick me up hmm I may never

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know

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a microphone I am mark and I am Rob real quick I got one more thing to say and

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then we'll go into any thoughts that you want to go into Rob okay the reason I

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think that that might have been pigeon burritos is because I used to work with a

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guy and he grew up very poor he had dirt floors and everything all this stuff

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that people couldn't imagine happening that was him and is like a little bitty

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shack they had no money and anyhow whenever they could not afford any food

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they go dad what we gonna eat tonight you know city pigeon or I mean city

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chicken oh and I go what's the city chicken he goes his pigeon he said he

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grabbed his BB gun and go out there and kill like three or four pigeons and we'd

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eat him so I think it might have been pigeon burritos but who knows

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anyhow well all I know is going by what my friend told me yes yes as a matter of

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fact I went to go get a friend's car out of an impound it was right underneath

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the I-35 bridge and underneath Southwest Boulevard right is underneath I-35 and

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I'm like my god those are a lot of birds and the guy goes they're fake I'm like

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what he goes yeah he goes we put these bird sounds up there the city did

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because it scares off the pigeons the pigeons get up in those metal trusses

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and and shit all over him and it decays him and erodes him and he said that the

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the loud bird sounds it makes the pigeons think there's flocks of birds

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coming for him and they leave yeah there was this little restaurant down on

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Southwest Boulevard it was right by when it overpasses it was called El Pino

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Guadalajara there's a tiny little yeah I remember that they're not there anymore

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but I know what you're talking about yeah no he moved up and around the

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corner to a bigger building oh he's still there that was a few years ago I

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haven't been there probably 20 years I'll tell you what Rob if I get a chance

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I'll go by there oh my god and he's a great guy his mom was still cooking when

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I first started going there okay what's the name again

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El Pino Guadalajara El Pino Guadalajara okay thank you

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I'm gonna write that down because it translates to the little Guadalajara his

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family was from Guadalajara okay all right thank you yeah I'll check that

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place out if they're still there I'll let you know okay thanks

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huevos rancheros is to die for oh really you're talking my language

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we're talking to everybody's language actually I mean who doesn't like that

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yeah anything he's got is awesome that's good to know all right always looking

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for a good new place all right Rob we turn to you you got something you want

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to say you got some stuff you want to talk about all right Rob I'm gonna I

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haven't said nothing to you but I'm gonna start up a new little segment

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excellent I'm gonna I'm gonna break it up into four different nights okay

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there's there's 20 of them so I'm gonna do five a night okay and this is named

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hillbilly wisdom I love it already there's this hillbilly phrases okay your

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fences need to be horse-high take tight and both strong again your fences need

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to be horse-high take tight and big bull strong okay a translation it's just you

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your defenses in you uh-huh need to be high okay I see what you mean yeah you

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see what I mean yeah yeah and this is and this is hillbilly language or slang

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yes excellent okay looking cool you got any more oh yeah yeah there's five of

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them okay okay cool the next one is pretty self-explanatory keep stumps

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bankers and politicians at a distance yes I love that one true on all of them

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yes it is number three life is simpler when you plow around the stump yes yes

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in other words if you come up to the stump in your road go around it yeah

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that's great advice don't let it affect you Wow cool next a bumblebee is

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considerably faster than a John Deere tractor so don't run them over don't

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run over their nests yeah I like that one really well I know there I know

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harness are faster too because my John Deere ran over a hornet's nest and I

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was I was not happy for a couple of days oh yeah those little bastards yep and

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finally for this evening okay words that soaked into your ears or whispered not

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yelled those are fucking good dude yeah yeah like I said I'm gonna break this up

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into four different nights so there's more to come that sounds great awesome

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I've got a little article here about ace freely and you get a lot of the same

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news I do so you may have seen it already if you have I apologize but I

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bet a lot of people have not seen this former kiss really well it goes by

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algorithms and you're probably looking around for other news stories and trying

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to branch out like me so you start getting other news that you don't right

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right yeah yeah former kiss guitarist ace freely revealed that he once made a

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beer commercial with Rick Nielsen from cheap trick as a guitarist had fun on

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tour together and that he plans to put it on YouTube as soon as he finds it

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and there's more this interview but I want to stop for a second man that

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would be the coolest fucking thing ever Rick Nielsen and ace cutting up doing a

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beer commercial he says he's looking for he said he has it he's gonna find it I

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cannot wait to see that and also great and also it is so odd that ace freely

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yeah kiss should have just shut up about him a long time ago they just kept

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fucking mouthing off and mouthing off it's like leave him alone we know he had

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an addiction problem we know this okay we know this Paul and Jean you don't

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have to tell everybody a hundred thousand times ace got tired of it ace

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cleaned up and he's still putting out albums and he's still touring and his

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ten thousand volts might be one of the finest albums he's ever put out where

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kiss has not put out a decent album in 20 fucking thirty probably thirty some

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years so ace is kind of winning on that whole thing in my opinion so anyhow in

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an interview yeah that's all they are and ace is like you know he goes when

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you hear this new album he goes it's gonna make him look like imbeciles

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because they've been mouthing off and mouthing off and mouthing off he said I

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tell you guys this is great stuff and he said I'm gonna do more too he there's a

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lot of life left in ace where it doesn't seem like there's that much life left in

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Jean and Paul I mean they just you know you you see him talk and stuff and in

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everything and it's just like they seem glum and ace is always happy and doing

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well in my opinion it just looks to me like ace is doing fantastic and they're

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kind of like I don't know like kind of worn out because they kept trying to

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push their show push their show push their show and that's the only thing they

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had going for him was their show because they haven't had any new music in so

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long nobody cares right so honestly I can't wait because I used to listen to

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freely storming yes and also his solo off of the kiss when they were with

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kiss yeah yeah like speeding back to my baby fractured mirror New York groove

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listen what was it was just a great album yeah he'd done so many things freely

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his comment was excellent I mean yeah he's done great stuff and this 10,000

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bolts the the song that they put out first was 10,000 bolts the rest of us

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coming out I think late February maybe something like that but I can't wait to

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hear it because it's being well produced it's he said he wrote some dynamite

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material and I believe him I can't wait to go see him in concert I've seen him

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I've seen him solo quite a few times almost as many times as I seen kiss no

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actually I might have seen him one you know what I don't know it's close in an

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interview with Ultimate Guitar the space ace discussed entertaining members of

404
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:52,540
cheap trick and rush backstage along with his bandmate Peter Chris but also

405
00:42:52,540 --> 00:42:55,700
said he hadn't enjoyed the same relationship with black Sabbath on the

406
00:42:55,700 --> 00:43:01,020
road rush opened for kiss a number of times in the mid 70s while cheap trick

407
00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:06,740
did the same in 1977 I love rush freely said I'm really good friends with all

408
00:43:06,740 --> 00:43:10,940
the guys I'm heartbroken that Neil Peart died or he passed away is what I said

409
00:43:10,940 --> 00:43:17,420
but after the show I would say eight out of ten evenings those three guys would

410
00:43:17,420 --> 00:43:22,500
come to my room or Peter's room or we had a hospitality suite at the hotel

411
00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:27,580
and we'd all drink beer and smoke pot Alex Lifeson used to dress up with a bag

412
00:43:27,580 --> 00:43:32,300
over his head and we'd just entertain each other and get loaded a lot of times

413
00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:38,380
I'd just be rolling around on the floor it was hysterical so he continued Peter

414
00:43:38,380 --> 00:43:43,140
Chris used to do this imitation of this crazy drugged out doctor named dr.

415
00:43:43,140 --> 00:43:48,900
Rosenblum I would love to see that filmed he put glasses on and he'd mess

416
00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:53,700
up his hair it was like we'd take turns getting up on this little podium we had

417
00:43:53,700 --> 00:43:58,060
we had set up in the room that's how we entertained ourselves and got through

418
00:43:58,060 --> 00:44:02,060
the tour if we weren't hanging out with the chicks once chicks came in that

419
00:44:02,060 --> 00:44:06,800
broke up the party a little sooner than we anticipated freely noted that he

420
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:10,020
never really hung out with the guys in black Sabbath explaining they were a

421
00:44:10,020 --> 00:44:14,780
little more standoffish I mean they were friendly but I just never connected

422
00:44:14,780 --> 00:44:19,140
myself with them as I did with the guys in Russian cheap trick recalling his

423
00:44:19,140 --> 00:44:22,560
times with cheap cheap trick he said I'm looking for the tape I did a beer

424
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:27,820
commercial with Rick Nielsen these were early days I bought a whole camera and

425
00:44:27,820 --> 00:44:32,420
recording system Sony black and white and I had him do a beer commercial and

426
00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:36,540
it was hysterical I have the tape somewhere but I have four lockers and I

427
00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:41,160
don't know what two-thirds of the stuff is in there eventually I'll track it

428
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:45,740
down the tape and I'll put it on YouTube it's a lot of fun now right there

429
00:44:45,740 --> 00:44:53,100
explains everything you need to know about kiss Paul and Jean were doing

430
00:44:53,100 --> 00:44:58,180
their own thing themselves and they some Peter were having fun fucking

431
00:44:58,180 --> 00:45:06,900
partying and being a rock band Paul and Jean yes they built an empire and yes

432
00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:15,460
they they're they're foresight taken the Alice Cooper thing to extreme with four

433
00:45:15,460 --> 00:45:20,900
people a stage show that never been matched still to this day yeah they

434
00:45:20,900 --> 00:45:26,380
deserve a lot of credit but it looked to me like they were so busy building they

435
00:45:26,380 --> 00:45:32,940
never stopped to have fun right yeah we're ace and Peter like getting

436
00:45:32,940 --> 00:45:38,700
smashed and being rock stars I mean I know which one I would wanted to hang

437
00:45:38,700 --> 00:45:42,060
out with they would say hey you want to hang out with Paul or Jean or would you

438
00:45:42,060 --> 00:45:47,780
rather hang out with ace and Peter ace and Peter without a fucking doubt yeah

439
00:45:47,780 --> 00:45:52,180
those guys are having fun cutting up and and just being you know fucking farting

440
00:45:52,180 --> 00:45:57,100
on each other and putting bags over their head and being a fucking nutty

441
00:45:57,100 --> 00:46:03,300
professor doctor or something I mean yeah everybody that is fun-loving it

442
00:46:03,300 --> 00:46:09,980
doesn't take shit too seriously would rather be that and anyhow I mean that's

443
00:46:09,980 --> 00:46:16,220
pretty much I cannot wait for the spirit commercial to come out so Rob you got

444
00:46:16,220 --> 00:46:23,860
some thoughts on that yeah I can't wait to see it either like I said Rick

445
00:46:23,860 --> 00:46:33,340
Nelson is hilarious too ace has always been my favorite from kiss always yeah

446
00:46:34,180 --> 00:46:41,840
and anyhow Peter was always I always loved Peter and always thought Peter was

447
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:47,180
great with his cat makeup and and he was a jazz drummer he played things a little

448
00:46:47,180 --> 00:46:52,660
bit different I have to admit though and kiss Eric Carr was my favorite I loved

449
00:46:52,660 --> 00:46:57,780
his drumming style it was heavy and hard and in your face but I love Peter

450
00:46:57,780 --> 00:47:04,780
Chris as a person do what I agree yeah Eric Carr was just phenomenal in that

451
00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:11,100
band it's too bad that he passed away cuz you know it would have been excellent

452
00:47:11,100 --> 00:47:16,740
to see kiss with Eric Carr and then the only other in what I consider

453
00:47:16,740 --> 00:47:21,620
replacement because Eric Carr came in with his own makeup the Fox and had his

454
00:47:21,620 --> 00:47:27,020
own style came in during creatures of the night I consider him almost part of

455
00:47:27,020 --> 00:47:32,580
the original four so to me it would be like three of the originals per se

456
00:47:32,580 --> 00:47:39,900
almost with just you know Tommy Thayer playing nice so that would have been a

457
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:46,860
little bit more edible if you will a little bit more a little bit more to my

458
00:47:46,860 --> 00:47:53,620
liking so anyhow because I think ace is fantastic on his own and then kiss can

459
00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:57,900
still be kiss and oh well anyhow but I just thought it would have been a lot

460
00:47:57,900 --> 00:48:12,180
better here I have top 10 nuisance calls of 2023 from Canada oh cool yeah yeah I

461
00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:17,980
just happened to find these on her did the RCA victory what the fuck okay I'm

462
00:48:17,980 --> 00:48:23,420
in the top 10 nuisance calls of 2023 then after this I have a serious question

463
00:48:23,420 --> 00:48:28,020
Rob I was talking about it with some buds at work and everyone has slightly

464
00:48:28,020 --> 00:48:31,980
different opinions of it so remind me to go into that question that I want to ask

465
00:48:31,980 --> 00:48:40,260
you after this list okay okay sounds good okay top 10 nuisance calls 2023 in

466
00:48:40,260 --> 00:48:49,800
Alberta area Canada to ask for directions home from the Drake concert you

467
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:55,900
know if I was a cop I'd be like where you're at I'll let all you know I got

468
00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:59,660
nowhere you're at to show you you know to give you directions home and then you

469
00:48:59,660 --> 00:49:04,820
go get them because you know they're fucked up right that's easy pickings

470
00:49:04,820 --> 00:49:13,420
yeah definitely number two the traffic light was taking too long to turn green

471
00:49:13,420 --> 00:49:17,620
that's completely different from the US where some morons looking at their phone

472
00:49:17,620 --> 00:49:23,460
while lights fucking burning green for hours yeah yeah yeah me I can't wait for

473
00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:27,020
the fucking thing to switch over because I'm not looking at Facebook I'm not

474
00:49:27,020 --> 00:49:30,540
answering my mail these other fuckers that's all they want to do in traffic

475
00:49:30,540 --> 00:49:34,780
it's like man what do you do in your spare time all I see you do is looking

476
00:49:34,780 --> 00:49:37,500
at your phone and then you get in the car and all I see you do looking at your

477
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:44,740
phone do anything else so number three they lost a nose ring down the shower

478
00:49:44,740 --> 00:49:53,140
drain okay would you not have hung up on the phone sofa on them hung up the phone

479
00:49:53,140 --> 00:49:59,540
so fast that like it would probably would have exploded their eardrums I mean

480
00:49:59,540 --> 00:50:06,020
I mean I don't know what the dispatch caller said but man I don't know what

481
00:50:06,020 --> 00:50:12,340
they can say actually their air Airbnb host canceled their reservations is

482
00:50:12,340 --> 00:50:17,180
number four now I've had that happen and that does make you want to call the cops

483
00:50:17,180 --> 00:50:21,660
but there's nothing you can do about it and there's definitely nothing cops can

484
00:50:21,660 --> 00:50:27,060
do about it that pisses you off beyond belief because you plan everything

485
00:50:27,060 --> 00:50:30,820
around this then at the last minute the guys like nah I'm not gonna do it it's

486
00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:34,060
like what I'm already here I already spent all this

487
00:50:34,060 --> 00:50:36,620
playing fair and you're saying I can't fucking do it now and then you gotta

488
00:50:36,620 --> 00:50:40,340
find something on the fly and spend three times as much it's not as good

489
00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:49,140
right so number five their uber order was taking too long whoo you talk about

490
00:50:49,140 --> 00:50:57,340
first world problems right right yeah yeah that's first world problems my uber

491
00:50:57,340 --> 00:51:05,740
eats or take it too long oh okay so anyhow number six a burger joint

492
00:51:05,740 --> 00:51:13,780
wouldn't let them in before opening time I I don't need to say anything to you I

493
00:51:13,780 --> 00:51:20,260
don't know a place it ever has me neither that's why they have those times

494
00:51:20,260 --> 00:51:25,260
on there if this says a 10 a.m. you can damn fucking well bet you they mean 10

495
00:51:25,260 --> 00:51:34,140
a.m. oh yeah yeah so number seven they couldn't find their cell phone how the

496
00:51:34,140 --> 00:51:46,860
hell did they call maybe they barred the friends I don't know this is dawning on

497
00:51:46,860 --> 00:51:55,140
me on this list it's number seven these were British British Columbia used a

498
00:51:55,140 --> 00:52:00,300
pay phone it was in British Columbia Canada so maybe it maybe they did maybe

499
00:52:00,300 --> 00:52:08,660
they do have pay phones there number eight to complain about pothole I agree

500
00:52:08,660 --> 00:52:16,140
yeah oh and I saw a neat little article about some people that purposely put hot

501
00:52:16,140 --> 00:52:19,740
big potholes on the road because they have children and they're tired of

502
00:52:19,740 --> 00:52:28,300
people driving fast down it they purposely put big chug holes there so

503
00:52:28,300 --> 00:52:33,460
people would have to slow down so when their kids don't get killed I heard

504
00:52:33,460 --> 00:52:38,020
about that a few years ago oh I just read the article the other day and I was

505
00:52:38,020 --> 00:52:43,460
like huh I was going man that's a little extreme but I guess it works okay number

506
00:52:43,460 --> 00:52:49,340
eight their McDonald no no no number nine I'm sorry their McDonald's order was

507
00:52:49,340 --> 00:52:58,460
taken too long first world problems first world problems number ten the

508
00:52:58,460 --> 00:53:02,620
barber gave them a bad haircut I don't know if it's a bad haircut or if they're

509
00:53:02,620 --> 00:53:12,180
they were just ugly what do you think I don't know I've seen some barbers mess up

510
00:53:12,180 --> 00:53:22,500
yeah I have to yeah yeah I've been the victim of bad haircut too and yeah it

511
00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:26,100
does suck and it does outrage you but you know it's probably not worthy of

512
00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:30,820
calling the police so let's take a little break and I'm gonna come back

513
00:53:30,820 --> 00:53:36,540
with a question Rob okay all right we'll be right back

514
00:53:36,540 --> 00:53:38,600
you

515
00:53:40,860 --> 00:53:45,660
all aware of the amber alert right well get rid of your disinfectants and rubber

516
00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:51,060
bedspreads kids it's the all-new amber herd alert system this fantastic early

517
00:53:51,060 --> 00:53:54,660
warning device helps one stay dry and rid of all those annoying mattress

518
00:53:54,660 --> 00:53:59,400
invoices simply hook up to child under six or psychopath and wait for the

519
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:04,020
running water sound this clever machine has three distinct settings Bablin Brook

520
00:54:04,020 --> 00:54:09,020
ocean waves and roaring river for those close call order today and get a free

521
00:54:09,020 --> 00:54:12,500
Cinnabon renews it cartridge

522
00:54:15,140 --> 00:54:19,460
continuing our quest here at two douchebags in a microphone to be

523
00:54:19,460 --> 00:54:37,900
constantly funny once again we offer you strange insults from an alien

524
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525
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526
00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:05,500
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527
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Uggghhh!

528
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Ha ha ha!

529
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A ship-tiling red paint and a ship-tiling blue paint collided.

530
00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:18,500
They were all moored.

531
00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:21,500
Ha ha ha ha!

532
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Whoooooooooooooooooooo!

533
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534
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535
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536
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537
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538
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Oooooooooh!

539
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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

540
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Whoooooooooooooooooooo!

541
00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:55,500
Should I...

542
00:55:55,500 --> 00:56:02,140
Throw away all my socks, then only buy 30 pair of one kind of sock.

543
00:56:02,140 --> 00:56:04,260
Will they eventually not match up?

544
00:56:04,260 --> 00:56:08,300
Hmph, I may never know.

545
00:56:08,300 --> 00:56:27,300
And I'm Rob.

546
00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:32,900
Okay, me and some friends at work, that's why I decided to ask you this on the show.

547
00:56:32,900 --> 00:56:33,900
Yeah.

548
00:56:33,900 --> 00:56:40,820
We're talking about the whole Jeffrey Epstein client list and all this stuff and how he

549
00:56:40,820 --> 00:56:47,260
allegedly committed suicide, but most everybody pretty much thinks it's a murder because some

550
00:56:47,260 --> 00:56:50,860
of the people on that list.

551
00:56:50,860 --> 00:56:55,180
So anyhow, and then plus the description of how he died did not seem very feasible that

552
00:56:55,180 --> 00:56:57,180
he did it himself.

553
00:56:57,180 --> 00:57:00,180
So okay.

554
00:57:00,180 --> 00:57:03,180
Is it possible?

555
00:57:03,180 --> 00:57:08,140
And has it been done to fake your own death?

556
00:57:08,140 --> 00:57:11,300
One is it possible?

557
00:57:11,300 --> 00:57:15,060
Number two, has it been done?

558
00:57:15,060 --> 00:57:17,100
Yes.

559
00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:22,540
Yes and yes.

560
00:57:22,540 --> 00:57:23,740
You see, I said that too.

561
00:57:23,740 --> 00:57:24,740
No one else did.

562
00:57:24,740 --> 00:57:39,140
I've heard and read many stories about ex-husbands appearing years later after dying.

563
00:57:39,140 --> 00:57:40,140
Yes.

564
00:57:40,140 --> 00:57:42,260
Because they ended up faking their death.

565
00:57:42,260 --> 00:57:46,540
Yeah, because they found some new girl or something and they wanted to go live that

566
00:57:46,540 --> 00:57:51,060
lifestyle and they didn't want to be the asshole in the relationship.

567
00:57:51,060 --> 00:57:55,460
You know, he left me and it's like, I guess I'll just die.

568
00:57:55,460 --> 00:58:01,180
So yeah, yes, I think it's possible and I think it's been done too.

569
00:58:01,180 --> 00:58:05,700
And as a matter of fact, there's a lot of discussion that, you know, the burnout bunker

570
00:58:05,700 --> 00:58:14,540
World War II, the end of it, Hitler, Ava Braun was not their DNA.

571
00:58:14,540 --> 00:58:17,140
So where were they?

572
00:58:17,140 --> 00:58:18,980
So that's flawed right there.

573
00:58:18,980 --> 00:58:19,980
We know that's flawed.

574
00:58:19,980 --> 00:58:21,700
We know it's not them in there.

575
00:58:21,700 --> 00:58:22,700
So where are they?

576
00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:25,500
There's questions about Elvis Presley.

577
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:28,500
A lot of people question Elvis Presley.

578
00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:35,120
A lot of people question Jim Morrison too, but Jim Morrison to me is more feasible than

579
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:40,020
Elvis Presley because Jim Morrison was the wounded poet.

580
00:58:40,020 --> 00:58:42,340
He was reluctant.

581
00:58:42,340 --> 00:58:44,300
I believe Jim Morrison.

582
00:58:44,300 --> 00:58:45,300
He disappeared.

583
00:58:45,300 --> 00:58:46,300
Oh, go ahead.

584
00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:49,300
No, I'm just saying, I believe he died.

585
00:58:49,300 --> 00:58:50,300
Okay.

586
00:58:50,300 --> 00:58:53,700
I'm not saying he died or not.

587
00:58:53,700 --> 00:58:59,340
What I'm saying is, is I find him more feasible because he was a very reluctant guy in the

588
00:58:59,340 --> 00:59:01,260
spotlight.

589
00:59:01,260 --> 00:59:05,040
He was tortured by a lot of different things.

590
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:09,820
He went to France and supposedly died, which would be a great way to fake your death.

591
00:59:09,820 --> 00:59:11,500
How are you going to prove anything?

592
00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:13,740
People go over there and go, oh, there's his headstone right there.

593
00:59:13,740 --> 00:59:15,620
See, it says Jim Morrison.

594
00:59:15,620 --> 00:59:16,620
So that's him.

595
00:59:16,620 --> 00:59:17,620
He's dead.

596
00:59:17,620 --> 00:59:18,620
How do we know that?

597
00:59:18,620 --> 00:59:21,700
He's missing a body.

598
00:59:21,700 --> 00:59:24,020
Nobody knew exactly what killed him.

599
00:59:24,020 --> 00:59:25,140
Some people say alcohol.

600
00:59:25,140 --> 00:59:26,560
Some people say drugs.

601
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,500
Some people say he took his own life.

602
00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:31,960
But the bottom line is we don't know any of this, right?

603
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:37,580
So I could see Jim Morrison actually being a faking and actually being true.

604
00:59:37,580 --> 00:59:41,980
Now Elvis Presley, I don't know how that could have been done.

605
00:59:41,980 --> 00:59:44,220
I mean, I guess it could be done.

606
00:59:44,220 --> 00:59:51,180
I mean, because supposedly Kim Jong-un, you can't kill him because he has body doubles

607
00:59:51,180 --> 00:59:52,180
everywhere supposedly.

608
00:59:52,180 --> 00:59:59,180
They have little little sawed off little fat pieces of shit that look just like him everywhere.

609
00:59:59,180 --> 01:00:05,460
So if they can do that over there, then I guess you could produce a body double of maybe

610
01:00:05,460 --> 01:00:07,460
a corpse.

611
01:00:07,460 --> 01:00:11,740
I don't know what the laws are or if maybe you could produce a corpse or maybe it's just

612
01:00:11,740 --> 01:00:13,500
a dummy in there.

613
01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:15,620
How can you prove it?

614
01:00:15,620 --> 01:00:16,620
You touch it, it's cold.

615
01:00:16,620 --> 01:00:17,900
Okay, well, he's dead.

616
01:00:17,900 --> 01:00:19,460
Oh, he feels weird.

617
01:00:19,460 --> 01:00:21,020
Well, he's dead.

618
01:00:21,020 --> 01:00:22,420
Oh, wow.

619
01:00:22,420 --> 01:00:23,420
He looks funny.

620
01:00:23,420 --> 01:00:25,180
Well, he's dead.

621
01:00:25,180 --> 01:00:28,700
All those are covered with, well, he's dead, right?

622
01:00:28,700 --> 01:00:30,140
Okay.

623
01:00:30,140 --> 01:00:34,980
So let's say they put in a wax figure and buried it and Elvis went to an island to go

624
01:00:34,980 --> 01:00:36,660
live.

625
01:00:36,660 --> 01:00:39,940
Very possible, right?

626
01:00:39,940 --> 01:00:41,900
It doesn't mean it happened.

627
01:00:41,900 --> 01:00:51,340
And another thing is, I mean, with everything going on right now, I think that right now

628
01:00:51,340 --> 01:00:58,020
it would be really hard to fake someone's death because of all of the intel and everything.

629
01:00:58,020 --> 01:00:59,820
They would have to get out of the United States.

630
01:00:59,820 --> 01:01:02,260
They would have to have a passport.

631
01:01:02,260 --> 01:01:03,260
You know what I mean?

632
01:01:03,260 --> 01:01:07,780
And someone would go, hey, when he was supposed to be dead, how come his passport was used

633
01:01:07,780 --> 01:01:12,100
in Florida to go to, I don't know, some island?

634
01:01:12,100 --> 01:01:13,860
See what I'm saying?

635
01:01:13,860 --> 01:01:16,900
But back then, back then it could have been done.

636
01:01:16,900 --> 01:01:22,380
Hell Ringo Starr came out a few years back and he said that he wanted everyone to know

637
01:01:22,380 --> 01:01:27,380
before anything happened to him that that was not the real Paul McCartney.

638
01:01:27,380 --> 01:01:31,700
He said that that was a body double.

639
01:01:31,700 --> 01:01:36,860
He was a cop in Canada that could sing and that that was not, he had to get that off

640
01:01:36,860 --> 01:01:37,860
his chest.

641
01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:42,220
He said it was a big ruse because they could not lose a member because they were doing

642
01:01:42,220 --> 01:01:43,820
so well.

643
01:01:43,820 --> 01:01:45,740
Now I don't know.

644
01:01:45,740 --> 01:01:51,420
I mean, does he have dementia or is he telling the truth or what angle?

645
01:01:51,420 --> 01:01:54,700
Why would he say something like that if it wasn't true?

646
01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:57,620
I mean, this is like his legacy now, right?

647
01:01:57,620 --> 01:01:59,500
You want your legacy to be a complete lie?

648
01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:03,660
Yeah, that happened and it didn't happen.

649
01:02:03,660 --> 01:02:06,420
I don't know.

650
01:02:06,420 --> 01:02:11,500
I think it has been done and I think it can be done and I think it will be done more,

651
01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:14,500
especially with AI.

652
01:02:14,500 --> 01:02:16,380
Yeah.

653
01:02:16,380 --> 01:02:18,180
Okay.

654
01:02:18,180 --> 01:02:22,260
Do you think it can be done and do you think it will be done?

655
01:02:22,260 --> 01:02:25,260
You think both of them, right?

656
01:02:25,260 --> 01:02:26,260
Yeah.

657
01:02:26,260 --> 01:02:27,260
Yeah.

658
01:02:27,260 --> 01:02:28,260
Yeah, I think so too.

659
01:02:28,260 --> 01:02:30,260
Anyhow, Rob, you got anything?

660
01:02:30,260 --> 01:02:32,940
Yeah, I sure do.

661
01:02:32,940 --> 01:02:33,940
All right.

662
01:02:33,940 --> 01:02:37,220
I think that's kind of a lengthy one.

663
01:02:37,220 --> 01:02:38,220
That's fine.

664
01:02:38,220 --> 01:02:45,420
After an eight month delay, a rocket will finally release into deep space the remains

665
01:02:45,420 --> 01:02:54,780
of 330 people from all walks of life, including George Washington and Star Trek creator Gene

666
01:02:54,780 --> 01:02:55,780
Roddenberry.

667
01:02:55,780 --> 01:02:56,780
Oh, wow.

668
01:02:56,780 --> 01:03:06,780
Texas based company, Celestis Incorporated inaugural enterprise flight is scheduled to

669
01:03:06,780 --> 01:03:16,060
launch at 2 18 a.m. Monday from Cape Canaveral in Florida, marking the first time human remains

670
01:03:16,060 --> 01:03:25,340
will be released on the moon and beyond a commercial company.

671
01:03:25,340 --> 01:03:33,860
The two stage Vulcan Centaur rocket will first drop 62 of the quarter inch and half inch

672
01:03:33,860 --> 01:03:41,860
long titanium capsules filled with DNA where cremated remains on the moon in a six foot

673
01:03:41,860 --> 01:03:49,100
tall, eight foot wide device called a Paragon lunar lander.

674
01:03:49,100 --> 01:03:51,460
It will become a permanent memorial.

675
01:03:51,460 --> 01:03:52,460
Wow.

676
01:03:52,460 --> 01:03:59,700
The spaceship will then take the remaining 268 capsules over one hundred eighty five

677
01:03:59,700 --> 01:04:03,860
million miles into deep space.

678
01:04:03,860 --> 01:04:07,140
They will orbit the sun forever.

679
01:04:07,140 --> 01:04:08,140
Wow.

680
01:04:08,140 --> 01:04:20,300
The celestial payload will be filled luminaries and anonymous donor contributed hair samples

681
01:04:20,300 --> 01:04:27,860
from former presidents Washington, John F. Kennedy and Dwight D. Eisenhower.

682
01:04:27,860 --> 01:04:34,900
Partial remains of Star Trek cast members, Michelle Nichols, Lieutenant Overup.

683
01:04:34,900 --> 01:04:35,900
Yeah.

684
01:04:35,900 --> 01:04:36,900
OK.

685
01:04:36,900 --> 01:04:38,900
James Doohan, Scotty.

686
01:04:38,900 --> 01:04:39,900
Yeah.

687
01:04:39,900 --> 01:04:41,460
And D. Forrest Kelly.

688
01:04:41,460 --> 01:04:44,540
Dr. McCoy will also be on board.

689
01:04:44,540 --> 01:04:45,540
I love that.

690
01:04:45,540 --> 01:04:53,180
And the mission will also send the show's mastermind, Gene Roddenberry and his wife

691
01:04:53,180 --> 01:04:58,820
and actress, Major Robert Roddenberry in the deep space.

692
01:04:58,820 --> 01:04:59,820
Cool.

693
01:04:59,820 --> 01:05:04,380
They should have put the Shad on there.

694
01:05:04,380 --> 01:05:07,220
Should have William Shatner.

695
01:05:07,220 --> 01:05:11,140
Well, I don't know.

696
01:05:11,140 --> 01:05:13,860
There's that's just naming a few.

697
01:05:13,860 --> 01:05:14,860
OK.

698
01:05:14,860 --> 01:05:16,700
This did not have the whole list.

699
01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:18,780
It was just mentioned in a few.

700
01:05:18,780 --> 01:05:19,780
OK, cool.

701
01:05:19,780 --> 01:05:23,060
But it's people from all walks of life.

702
01:05:23,060 --> 01:05:24,060
Very cool.

703
01:05:24,060 --> 01:05:33,540
Orbiting deep space in perpetuality doesn't come cheap, costing just under 13,000.

704
01:05:33,540 --> 01:05:35,500
Yeah, I bet.

705
01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:45,140
The orbit send off, left orbit send off, such as orbital flights each come back to Earth

706
01:05:45,140 --> 01:05:50,300
and are returned to the participants families, around nearly 3000.

707
01:05:50,300 --> 01:05:54,300
And the orbit around Earth costs 5000.

708
01:05:54,300 --> 01:05:55,300
Wow.

709
01:05:55,300 --> 01:06:01,940
The mission was previously scheduled to launch on May 4, 2023.

710
01:06:01,940 --> 01:06:07,740
That is very freaking cool, dude.

711
01:06:07,740 --> 01:06:08,740
Wow.

712
01:06:08,740 --> 01:06:10,740
What a story.

713
01:06:10,740 --> 01:06:11,740
Yeah.

714
01:06:11,740 --> 01:06:13,940
And it's 2 18 a.m.

715
01:06:13,940 --> 01:06:14,940
Monday.

716
01:06:14,940 --> 01:06:20,580
So that would be Monday, the January 8th.

717
01:06:20,580 --> 01:06:22,060
OK.

718
01:06:22,060 --> 01:06:24,660
So that's coming up this Monday.

719
01:06:24,660 --> 01:06:25,660
Yes.

720
01:06:25,660 --> 01:06:26,660
Wow.

721
01:06:26,660 --> 01:06:28,860
All right.

722
01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:29,860
Thank you, Rob.

723
01:06:29,860 --> 01:06:30,860
What a cool story.

724
01:06:30,860 --> 01:06:31,860
Wow.

725
01:06:31,860 --> 01:06:35,100
I bet that story came out of the New York Post.

726
01:06:35,100 --> 01:06:36,100
OK.

727
01:06:36,100 --> 01:06:40,220
Well, then that is probably true then.

728
01:06:40,220 --> 01:06:41,220
But I didn't doubt it anyhow.

729
01:06:41,220 --> 01:06:43,060
It sounded like something someone would do.

730
01:06:43,060 --> 01:06:44,060
So very cool.

731
01:06:44,060 --> 01:06:45,060
Yeah.

732
01:06:45,060 --> 01:06:46,060
Right on.

733
01:06:46,060 --> 01:06:47,180
I forgot the guy's name.

734
01:06:47,180 --> 01:06:48,660
Go look that one up.

735
01:06:48,660 --> 01:06:49,660
Shit.

736
01:06:49,660 --> 01:06:51,660
The guy that hates us.

737
01:06:51,660 --> 01:06:52,660
Oh.

738
01:06:52,660 --> 01:06:53,660
Shit.

739
01:06:53,660 --> 01:06:56,020
I can't think of his name.

740
01:06:56,020 --> 01:06:57,020
Anyhow, fuck him.

741
01:06:57,020 --> 01:06:58,020
I did.

742
01:06:58,020 --> 01:06:59,020
Yeah.

743
01:06:59,020 --> 01:07:00,020
Anyhow.

744
01:07:00,020 --> 01:07:01,020
Go look that one up, asshole.

745
01:07:01,020 --> 01:07:02,020
All right.

746
01:07:02,020 --> 01:07:04,580
Well, this is the end of this podcast.

747
01:07:04,580 --> 01:07:07,180
So thanks, everybody, for listening.

748
01:07:07,180 --> 01:07:08,180
Have a good night.

749
01:07:08,180 --> 01:07:09,180
Good night, everybody.

750
01:07:09,180 --> 01:07:10,180
Hey, where'd everybody go?

751
01:07:10,180 --> 01:07:11,180
Where are the douchebags?

752
01:07:11,180 --> 01:07:12,180
Oh, my God.

753
01:07:12,180 --> 01:07:13,180
Someone took a dump in the corner.

754
01:07:13,180 --> 01:07:14,180
Oh, yeah.

755
01:07:14,180 --> 01:07:15,180
I know.

756
01:07:15,180 --> 01:07:16,180
I know.

757
01:07:16,180 --> 01:07:17,180
I know.

758
01:07:17,180 --> 01:07:18,180
I know.

759
01:07:18,180 --> 01:07:19,180
I know.

760
01:07:19,180 --> 01:07:20,180
I know.

761
01:07:20,180 --> 01:07:21,180
I know.

762
01:07:21,180 --> 01:07:22,180
I know.

763
01:07:22,180 --> 01:07:23,180
I know.

764
01:07:23,180 --> 01:07:24,180
I know.

765
01:07:24,180 --> 01:07:25,180
I know.

766
01:07:25,180 --> 01:07:26,180
I know.

767
01:07:26,180 --> 01:07:27,180
I know.

768
01:07:27,180 --> 01:07:28,180
I know.

769
01:07:28,180 --> 01:07:29,180
I know.

770
01:07:29,180 --> 01:07:30,180
I know.

771
01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:31,180
I know.

772
01:07:31,180 --> 01:07:32,180
They're all up in the corner.

773
01:07:32,180 --> 01:07:33,180
Oh, jeez.

774
01:07:33,180 --> 01:07:34,180
I'm glad they're gone.

775
01:07:34,180 --> 01:07:35,180
Let's just hope they don't come back.

776
01:07:35,180 --> 01:07:37,580
Man that smells!