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We just express waited. Carry on. 10 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,000 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 11 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:50,000 So, if I have a glass of ice water, and the ice melts into the water, is my water then watered down? Hmm, I may never know. 12 00:01:50,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Now, from this underground bunker in Camden, Missouri, stocked with dried guts, canned food, and a couple of vibrating toys, is ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Rad. 13 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:19,000 All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. That needs to happen. 14 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Music 15 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Good evening everybody, this is Two Douchebags and a Microphone, I'm Mark. 16 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 And I'm Rob. 17 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:48,000 So, Rob, you had your first day back at work after how long of a hiatus did you have? 18 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Two and a half weeks. 19 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Oh, wow. That's a pretty good little hiatus. Good? Good. 20 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:00,000 How was that first 100 pound piece of metal you lifted? Did it feel good or not? 21 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:06,000 The first one did, but I don't know, man, they're getting heavier. 22 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:12,000 Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do. I'll tell you what, now that I don't do... 23 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Especially when you've been off for a while, you know? Your muscles ain't used to it no more. You gotta get into it again. 24 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Yeah, yeah, you do. I don't know if I could do what I used to do now. I don't think I could. It's not that I'm like out of shape or nothing, because I still get plenty of running in on my job now. 25 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:37,000 But I just don't think I could do that heavy work anymore. I hear what you're saying, Rob. It catches up with you. 26 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Yeah, the older you get. 27 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Yeah, yeah. So, you know, speaking of getting older, you know, I don't know if you knew this or not, I was a huge Steve Purple fan, still am. Okay? 28 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Yeah, yeah, me too. 29 00:03:51,000 --> 00:04:04,000 For like, I don't know, 30 years now or something, for a long time, Steve Morris has been their guitarist. You know, Richard Blackmore left, and then they never got him back, and he went his own way, and they went their way. 30 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Steve Morris has been there probably 30 years, and a couple years ago, about a year and a half ago, he stepped down. And nobody really knew why. I scoured the internet going, what happened? Did they have a spat or something? They've been together so long. 31 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:31,000 You know, I couldn't imagine it would be something like that, and it wasn't. And I was like, well, he didn't say anything about retiring, because most of the times, you know, that type of a situation, like, you know, I just don't want to tour anymore. 32 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:41,000 You know, I'm semi-retired, or I'm done with music or whatever, but he didn't really say much of anything. So, finally, we know what happened. 33 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Steve Morris, formerly of Deep Purple, the Dixie Dreads, and Kansas, just to name a few, Morris has been a premier guitar player for years, known for his unique picking style. 34 00:04:54,000 --> 00:05:05,000 It helped lead to his ability to be ultra-fast and precise with his very own sound. And he is a very good guitarist. It's odd how he, like, never comes up in guitarists' names, though, you know. 35 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:14,000 You always hear about Steve Vai, Satriani, Nuno Bettencourt, Zach Wild, which are all great guitarists. Eddie Van Halen, of course. 36 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:23,000 But he is a virtuoso, too. He can play fast, he can do all that stuff, he can do finger tapping. He's a very good guitarist. 37 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:34,000 But, anyhow, he is one of the upper echelon of guitarists. A few years back, he stepped out of Deep Purple. I never really found an explanation until now. 38 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:43,000 It seems that Steve has bone arthritis, which makes it very painful for him to play, and worse yet, his picking style added tremendously to the pain. 39 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:58,000 What he did was, it's called a picking mute, where he muted it out while he picked. And, anyhow, you have to see it done, because even I, you know, I can't really explain it, too, because I'm not that great of a musician. 40 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:05,000 So, somehow, by him muting it on one side and then picking on the other, he came up with this sound that works very well. 41 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Steve hasn't been an active musician for a few years now, so he has had time to develop a gadget that he can put on the end of his guitar near his tuners. 42 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:24,000 This allows him to do his picking mute style, yet perfected. The gadget is simple, but appears to get the job done. 43 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:30,000 When he goes to do the finger mute, he would have to bend his wrists and not angle, causing severe pain. 44 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Now his gadget he invented is easy to adjust. There isn't any word on morse and possible touring or new music. 45 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:49,000 It's not known if he's ever going to be a part of Deep Purple again. You know, nothing. It's not known if he can still do a full show even with the new gadget. 46 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:57,000 I think this invention is a step in the right direction, and it's good to know that he doesn't want to retire. 47 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:02,000 I saw him in Purple a couple of years ago, and he is still a brilliant player. 48 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Hopefully you have him around musically for many more years. 49 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:18,000 But the article didn't exactly...you know what I mean? It didn't say, well, Morse is ready to go back on tour, or Morse can do a full show, or nothing like that. 50 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:31,000 It just said that it helped alleviate some of the pain. So I don't know if he's talking about practicing, or if he's talking about maybe playing a show here or there, or if he's just talking about just being able to play at home. 51 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:39,000 They didn't really go into any of that, but if I see anything, I will let everybody know. But I thought that...at least I have an answer about Steve Morse now. 52 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:44,000 So, anyway. Yeah, and I know you're a fan too of Steve Morse because... 53 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Yeah, yeah I am. 54 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Yeah, all the bands we mentioned, plus many more. He's been in numerous bands, and he's a really good guitarist. 55 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:59,000 Like I said, he's been the guitarist of Deep Purple for probably 30 years. So, anyhow. He did many albums with him too. 56 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:13,000 So, in a related note, you know, Kiss's dressing room always smelled like burnt toast according to people like opening bands, right? 57 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,000 Did you ever hear that? 58 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,000 Steve Morse did that story last week. 59 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 You should have done it because it's a great story. 60 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Well, I did. I did. I did. 61 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Okay. According to an article on Ultimate Class Rock Magazine, former Night Ranger guitarist Jeff Watson recalled his band's early tour dates with Kiss and explained why the headline acts, dressing rooms, always smelled like burnt toast. 62 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:47,000 As a result of the experience in early 1983, as one of the openers of Kiss, Creatures of the Night Road Trip, Watson said he permanently connects the scent with that era. 63 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:51,000 It was eye-opening, he wrote, in a social media post. 64 00:08:51,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Tanks on stage, big guns dripping with fog, waiting for showtime, flamethrowers, canisters with nozzles hanging from the massive lighting trusses, dripping with fog, religious protesters in front of the shows with band-printed signs, reading Kiss, Knights in Satan's Service, and shit like that. 65 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Watson eventually discovered that the flammable liquid Gene Simmons was gulping into the mouth before igniting with a torch was very toxic. 66 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:35,000 And if he mistakenly swallowed any, which did happen, the fastest remedy before getting medical attention is eating as much burnt toast as possible. 67 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:42,000 It does something to help neutralize the poison until proper treatment, Watson said. 68 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:48,000 So it seems that the smell of burnt toast in Kiss's dressing room was due to Gene Simmons' fire-breathing stunt. 69 00:09:48,000 --> 00:10:04,000 The smell of burnt toast was a result of the remedy of the toxic, flammable liquid that he was trying not to consume in his mouth before he spit it out onto a torch and then very famously blew fire. 70 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:13,000 So I can't believe he didn't do that story, Rob. That was a great story. I never knew that. I mean, I was just like, wow. 71 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:19,000 Yeah, well, it also went in to say that I forget who it was. 72 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Okay. 73 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Some woman would stand off to the side with a plate of toast in case she needed it. 74 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Oh, yeah, yeah. It did go. 75 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,000 She'd be right there on the side of the stage. 76 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:41,000 I probably should have went into that, but I thought that was a story that I might just cap off early because not everybody is a great, you know, huge Kiss fan like we were. 77 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000 Right, right. 78 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:48,000 So that's why I stopped that. But no, that was interesting that they did have a law enforcement person there with toast. 79 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:54,000 And this law enforcement person, he didn't say this, but the way I take it, was probably a paramedic. 80 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000 More than likely. 81 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Yeah, and he was probably there with his own vehicle. 82 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:11,000 So if anything happened, he would administer the toast to Gene Simmons and then rush him to his car to get him to medical attention immediately. 83 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000 I would think, probably. 84 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,000 Well, I'm sure there was an ambulance on site. It's a concert. 85 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Yeah, it could have been an ambulance too. I don't know. It depends on how they wanted to treat it. 86 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,000 You know, if he was law enforcement. 87 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Gene Simmons would be over everybody when it comes to treatment, you know. 88 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:38,000 Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm sure they already had a deal worked out that if this happens, you're going to this hospital, which is this far away. 89 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,000 And so and so is going to be there to work on you or whatever. 90 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000 So anyhow, interesting stuff. 91 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:52,000 So now, since then, I go into this. 92 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:59,000 Jimmy Kimball threatens to sue Aaron Rodgers over suggesting he might be a Jeffrey Epstein client. 93 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,000 Did you hear about that, Rob? 94 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 No, I have not heard about that. 95 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:12,000 I'll tell you what. If someone said that shit about me, I would hunt them down and pop them right in the fucking mouth. 96 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,000 And I'm assuming Kimball is innocent, which I believe he is. 97 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000 I don't believe that he had anything to do with Epstein. 98 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:28,000 And especially with his reaction to this, you know, Prince Andrew, when he was asked, I don't sweat, you know, when the girl said he was like lurking and sweating on her. 99 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000 And his reaction was, I don't sweat. 100 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:39,000 Or you can do some of the other people that have been all over that plane with Epstein just not saying anything. 101 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:46,000 But Kimball, I'm glad he fought back because this is not something you want to be associated with. 102 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:54,000 Quarterback Aaron Rodgers says he will pop some sort of bottle when the Epstein client list is released and suggests Jimmy Kimball will be named. 103 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:59,000 Rodgers said on a show, it was a Pat McAfee podcast, I believe. 104 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:04,000 There's a, and today they said, hey, they don't have anything to do with the comments. 105 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,000 They didn't endorse him. He just said him on his podcast. 106 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 You know what I mean? Which is what he should have done. 107 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 So Pat McAfee did a good job. 108 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,000 There's a lot of people, including Jimmy Kimball, are really hoping that doesn't come out. 109 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:22,000 I'll tell you what, if that list comes out, I will be popping some sort of bottle. 110 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:30,000 And that was a direct quote on the Pat McAfee podcast from what I, from what I read, allegedly and all that good shit. 111 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000 Kimball's response on ex, formerly Twitter. 112 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:43,000 Dear asshole, for the record, I've not met, flown with, visited or had any contact whatsoever with Epstein. 113 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:53,000 Nor will you find my name on any list other than the clearly phony nonsense that soft brain wackos like yourself can't seem to distinguish from reality. 114 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 Your reckless words put my family in danger. 115 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:01,000 Keep it up and we will debate the facts further in court. 116 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,000 Bravo. And I don't like Jimmy Kimball that well. 117 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Bravo, Jimmy Kimball. Bravo. 118 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000 You don't let some... 119 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000 See, Aaron Rodgers was stirring up shit on that show. 120 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:19,000 He has been doing this for quite a while. He's the one that is stirring up shit, trying to stir up shit with Kelsey. 121 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000 Did you say that was Tuesday's show? 122 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000 Tuesday's show, from what I understand. 123 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,000 Okay. Well, here's a story for you. 124 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Okay. 125 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:41,000 Those who subscribe to the NFL script conspiracy have even more ammo now, thanks to something Aaron Rodgers pointed out while on the Pat McCaffey show. 126 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:46,000 They pay him like a million dollars or something to come on that show is what I read. 127 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:58,000 So, go ahead. Go ahead. Well, he's trying to stir up the idea that the NFL might be hinting at the Super Bowl teams with the logos over the last few years. 128 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:09,000 On Tuesday, Rodgers said he is eager to see the Super Bowl logo for next season and he hopes it appears green as one of the main colors. 129 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:21,000 If the Super Bowl is Baltimore and San Fran, when I tell you what, that Super Bowl emblem better have some jet green in it, Rodgers said. 130 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 It surprises me. 131 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:31,000 He's going into what we've talked about and a lot of people are talking about. 132 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000 Well, I mean, okay, Topher brought this up. 133 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000 The last two Super Bowls, the colors were in the emblem. 134 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Look at it. Go online and look at it. 135 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:59,000 Put just type in Super Bowl emblem conspiracy and you'll get the last three or four, the last four, I believe, starting with the Chiefs in San Fran, the Cincinnati against the Rams to the Chiefs against Tampa and then the Chiefs against Philadelphia. 136 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 They're all in there and the color coordination is really close. 137 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:08,000 Close enough to make people think and go, wait a minute, what's going on here? 138 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:22,000 Now, Topher brought this up a long time ago on this podcast and you know, the NFL changed its description from a sport to entertainment. 139 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:32,000 When you do that, you cannot be sued or held liable if someone finds out that it's all been scripted. So if you're betting on it, that's buyer beware. 140 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000 It's scripted or it could be scripted. 141 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:43,000 So I'm not saying it is scripted or not, but in my opinion, it's heavily influenced by the referees. 142 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,000 And that's why you get these bullshit calls. 143 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:51,000 Like I said, well, you also have mentioned about betting now. 144 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 Betting is a big part of it nowadays. 145 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,000 It's so big that they even start mentioning it almost just in it. 146 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000 I mean, just out in the open. 147 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:10,000 It used to be innuendos that like Al Michaels would say, like, well, there goes everyone's interest in the game or, you know, kind of like letting you know, like, well, they just blew the spread. 148 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Forget it, guys. Turn the TV off. 149 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Now he's just almost and other ones are just almost just coming right out and going, well, there goes the spread, guys. 150 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:33,000 You know, so I mean, it looks to me in my humble opinion that the referees are influencing the games. 151 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,000 And it looks to me like they're doing it on purpose. 152 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000 I could be completely wrong. 153 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:43,000 This is completely my opinion only you draw your own opinion. 154 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000 You draw your own opinion. 155 00:17:46,000 --> 00:18:02,000 But going back to that Cowboys Detroit game and how that went down, the Chiefs game and how that went down, the Chiefs build game when that when that went down, the Chiefs clearly scored with only a few seconds left. 156 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Right before that, Kadarius Tony had his foot down on the line. 157 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:13,000 He looked over at the referee and he asked him, is my foot on the line? 158 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,000 The referee didn't respond. 159 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 I would have done the same thing. 160 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000 Oh, OK, coast clear. 161 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:25,000 And then the flag was thrown so late, like it was thought of. 162 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000 This is my opinion. 163 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:31,000 It looked to me like it was thrown late, like he thought about it. 164 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000 And so wait a minute. OK, I got to stop this score. 165 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000 Those flag ball comes back. 166 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:41,000 You're talking about two people that never dogged the NFL, that's never said a bad word about that. 167 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,000 And that would be Patrick Mahomes and Andy Reid. 168 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000 They never say anything bad about that. 169 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:52,000 They knew that this was such bullshit that they immediately said some things about that. 170 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:58,000 It felt that wasn't really good and they subsequently got fined and I think it was fifty thousand dollars each. 171 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,000 So that tells you the magnitude of this screw up. 172 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:07,000 But to me, I don't in my opinion, I don't believe it's a screw up. 173 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:18,000 I think it's deliberate and I think at the Cowboys game was deliberate to in my opinion, because I don't think that anyone with any type of brain power at all. 174 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:31,000 Would be that stupid to one, do it after they already reported being an eligible receiver and two, after that, doubling down and saying they were right. 175 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 If I was wrong and I mean I definitely wouldn't go with it. 176 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000 I'd be like, you know what guys, I'm sorry. 177 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:42,000 I saw it wrong. I forgot. I got, you know, I got I got messed up in the whole hoopla. 178 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000 Sorry, I was wrong. 179 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:54,000 And I would, you know, but you think since it took so long to figure it out that the referee could have went over there said, you know what guys, he did report to me. 180 00:19:55,000 --> 00:20:01,000 I'm sorry. Let's go ahead. Let's pick up that flag and go ahead and go with the game. 181 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:07,000 They scored the two points and that's what that dumbass referee could have done in Kansas City said, you know what? 182 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,000 He asked me, I should not have thrown the flag. 183 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000 I messed up. 184 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:20,000 So it's either they're that fucking stupid and they're that inept or they're swaying the games. 185 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000 They're influencing the games. 186 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:32,000 I'll tell you what, to me, I would never bet on a game because I am that to myself, my opinion, I'm confident that they're influencing the games on purpose. 187 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:36,000 So why would I vote on something that someone else has a complete controls to? 188 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,000 So anyhow, all right. 189 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000 Let's see what we're talking about. 190 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000 Aaron Rodgers. 191 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:48,000 Anyhow, I'm not a Jimmy Kimmel fan, but on this Bravo, you know what? 192 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 You stand your ground on this. 193 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 You don't want anyone saying that about you. 194 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,000 If that's not true, I'll tell you what I would. 195 00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:07,000 I would throttle somebody within an inch of their life if they fucking went out and told people that I did something like this or I was a part of something. 196 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000 Yeah, that is a low blow. 197 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:14,000 And also his reaction wasn't like the Prince Andrew reaction. 198 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000 I don't sweat. 199 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000 That's a bullshit. 200 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000 That's a bullshit statement because of this. 201 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:24,000 The first thing you say if someone accuses that is I did fucking not. 202 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 Who the hell said that? 203 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000 Point him out. 204 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000 Bring him here. 205 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000 You don't go. 206 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000 I couldn't be. 207 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000 I don't sweat. 208 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000 No, no, no. 209 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 That's that's a non answer. 210 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:40,000 So anyhow, Rob, you got anything? 211 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000 Yeah. 212 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:49,000 I found out how Brian Cranston got his start. 213 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:53,000 You're talking about Breaking Bad, Brian Cranston? 214 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 215 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000 Okay. 216 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 And also Malcolm in the Middle, Brian Cranston. 217 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000 Yeah. 218 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000 Yeah. 219 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000 I love him. 220 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000 He's so versatile. 221 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000 Go ahead. 222 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000 Okay. 223 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000 Everybody has to start somewhere. 224 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:09,000 Even for time in the award winning actors. 225 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:26,000 Years before his breakout role on Malcolm in the Middle and his critically acclaimed portrayal of Walter White on Breaking Bad, which earned him those four Emmys, Brian Cranston was just looking for his big break. 226 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:36,000 So in 1983, Cranston appeared as a spokesperson in a commercial for Hamroy Ointment Preparation H. 227 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:45,000 Now you can now you can relieve inflamed hemorrhoidal tissue with the oxygen action of preparation H. 228 00:22:45,000 --> 00:23:06,000 A bespeckled Cranston said in the ad, at the time of the commercial, Cranston had already made an appearance as a guest star on beloved top comedy Chips and was set for a reoccurring role as Doug Donovan on soap opera Loving. 229 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:10,000 I never even knew there was a soap opera named Loving, did you? 230 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Honestly, I've heard of it. It's just recently in different articles I've read. 231 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000 Okay. 232 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:22,000 I, you know, well, I never was in the soap operas. 233 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000 No, me neither. 234 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:29,000 I mean, when I was a kid, I remember all my children because that's what my mom watched every day. 235 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:36,000 But other than that, he was into other commercials too. 236 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:46,000 Mars, Mars Candy, Prudential, Micolob, Good Season Salad Dress. 237 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:51,000 Wow. Okay. I didn't know that, but I love him. 238 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000 He was in the commercial. 239 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000 Didn't know. He's a, he is fantastic. 240 00:23:55,000 --> 00:24:10,000 The whole inception of Bryan Cranston being this mild-mandered chemist into this outlaw that's trying to fund his chemotherapy is just so insanely genius. 241 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:20,000 You know, when he shaves his head, he literally looks like a different person and he acts like a different person. 242 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:30,000 It is just like one of the biggest, what would you call it, transformations ever in the history of TV. 243 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:37,000 And it was just brilliantly done by acting and writing. The writing was so solid too. 244 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:41,000 So anyhow, that's cool. I like Bryan Cranston. Big fan of his. 245 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,000 Yeah, I did too. I did too. 246 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:49,000 Well, I guess we couldn't enter him in the Harry Asshole Olympics. He done looked at Harry. 247 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000 No, he don't. 248 00:24:51,000 --> 00:25:00,000 Okay. Well, we'll just bring your name up. Hey, let's just, let's like, let's like have Bryan Cranston in every one of them and he goes out in the first round. 249 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,000 No. 250 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,000 Yeah, just for the hell of it. 251 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,000 Yeah. 252 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Okay. All right. We're going to take our first break and then we'll be right back everybody. Thank you. 253 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Next up, Things Overheard in Hell. 254 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:26,000 Well, that new Hanson CD is just a laptop. Uh huh. 255 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:36,000 The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat. 256 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:42,000 Sheep sorrel and wood sorrel are salad variety greens, reminiscent of romaine types of lettuce. 257 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:50,000 Are both healthy and delicious. Vinegar and oil can be stored for a long period of time. So post apocalypse salad is possible. 258 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:56,000 It can also be ground for a tasty spice as well. 259 00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:07,000 Oh shit. What's that over there? Oh no. It's the island of horrible jokes. 260 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:15,000 Why did the villains not get married? Because they can't elope. 261 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000 Ha ha ha ha ha. 262 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:31,000 Break shit house energy drink. That's right. Break shit house energy drink. Make men and women girl. 263 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Two hundred balls. Who wants to fuck shit up? Run for a scum across America. 264 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000 Break shit house energy drink is for you. 265 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:47,000 Please enjoy break shit house energy drink responsibly. It's not readily available anywhere. Because of liability issues. 266 00:26:47,000 --> 00:27:00,000 Continuing our quest here at Two Douchebags in a Microphone to be constantly funny. Once again we offer you strange insults from an alien. 267 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,000 When you own shit from your computer, your head goes so attached. 268 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:23,000 Music. 269 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:31,000 Two Douchebags. Alright everybody. Okay good good good good. Okay well that's going to be an odd little segment there. 270 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000 Yeah. 271 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:41,000 Alright and I'm just going to leave it in there because there's no way to take it out really. I mean it's just dumped over another one. But anyhow. 272 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,000 Why not? It just proves we're human. 273 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,000 You know what? They're getting their money's worth. 274 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000 We're not gods. We're not gods. 275 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Yep. Ruthann is not answered. We may have lost her Rob. We may have lost Ruthann from north central Ohio. 276 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 I tried. 277 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:06,000 I can't believe that she's willing to hurt you to get to me. 278 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000 Some people. 279 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:14,000 Do you know of Twin Peaks restaurant Rob? 280 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000 I haven't heard of it. 281 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 It's like a Hooters. 282 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:24,000 You go in there and I think they're wearing like plaid short skirts and bobby socks. 283 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,000 Yeah yeah yeah. I've been reading some of it. Yeah. 284 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:34,000 Okay and you know they like to have wings and burgers and stuff. It's basically to me like an old man hangout. 285 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000 Hooters. 286 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000 Do what? 287 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000 Yeah. No one's like Hooters. 288 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:53,000 Yeah. It's a lot like Hooters. It was built off of that type of a restaurant. And there's one in Independence and one in Olathe and a couple other places. 289 00:28:53,000 --> 00:29:04,000 But okay. Social media is a buzz over a letter indicating a new TIP refund policy will be implemented at Kansas City area Twin Peaks restaurants. 290 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:18,000 The memo which has been reshared on Facebook thousands of times says processing fees will be deducted from credit card tips of area employees of the sports bar starting Monday. 291 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:28,000 It says 2.5 will be deducted from Visa, Discover and Mastercard tips and 3.25 will be deducted from American Express tips. 292 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:44,000 So they're taking it out of the waitresses end on the tips that they add. They're taking 3.25% and 2.5% depending on the card. 293 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,000 And then it was accompanied with this. 294 00:29:47,000 --> 00:30:02,000 We understand that the implementation may raise concerns and we assure you that this decision was not made lightly reads the letter which appears to be written with the letterhead for franchise group 3B Lodge owner of the Kansas City area Twin Peaks. 295 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:10,000 3B Lodge is run by Brent and Brad Stephen who also own Twin Peaks locations in Wichita which there's two of them. 296 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:17,000 Neither 3B Lodge nor Twin Peaks responded to the STARS which would be the Kansas City STARS request for comment. 297 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,000 And that's where the story came from the STARS. 298 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:27,000 The STARS communicated with servers who said a letter was given out but they did not wish to be named for fear of losing employment. 299 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:33,000 The letter was given to area employees on Wednesday according to the information that's been circulating on social media. 300 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:37,000 The STARS was not able to obtain a copy of the letter as of Friday afternoon. 301 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:45,000 So anyhow so what they're saying is is they're like if we're going to process a tip for you. 302 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,000 We're not paying the processing fee. 303 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,000 But here's the wild card Rob. 304 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000 Okay. 305 00:30:52,000 --> 00:31:01,000 Have you ever known anybody to segregate a tip like paying cash and go well I'm going to pay my tip with a card. 306 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000 Right. 307 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,000 Yeah. It's all added together right. 308 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:15,000 Yeah. So to me what this company is saying is we're going to take and we're going to figure out how much of that 2.5. 309 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:19,000 We're going to take 2.5. Let's say they get a $20 tip. 310 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:31,000 They're going to just take 2.5 or 3.7 or whatever it is whatever the numbers were out of that because that's the processing fee. 311 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:36,000 I don't like it. 312 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000 And here's why. 313 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:49,000 If it was just a tip to where let's see a guy goes OK here's 120 cash for me and my boys for the food. 314 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:56,000 And here's 30 on a card from me and the boys. 315 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000 Then they could do it. 316 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:06,000 Because all of that went straight to the person and none of it went to the restaurant right. 317 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000 To me. Right. 318 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,000 In my opinion I think it's kind of shitty to do that. 319 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:16,000 I don't think any other restaurants doing that. 320 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:21,000 If you're that starved for money which I don't think they are I've seen their prices. 321 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:26,000 It's not like they're handing anybody special deals in my opinion. 322 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,000 I don't. 323 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:34,000 I think they do plenty well that they don't have to do this. 324 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:42,000 And I think it reflects badly on the company and it's going to help them not get people in the doors because of this. 325 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,000 And that's what I think at least Rob. 326 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000 Go ahead. 327 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:53,000 Well there are hard times I hope. 328 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,000 Especially now that this came out like this. 329 00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:04,000 Because you know a lot of a lot of restaurants have went to putting the tip on the bill. 330 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,000 Yes. 331 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,000 There's a lot. I got a great story. 332 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,000 I still leave a few bucks on the table. 333 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000 That way I know they get something. 334 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000 So do I. 335 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,000 And I've got a great example Rob. 336 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000 Before Covid. 337 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,000 You know you went to the carry out section of any restaurant right. 338 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:30,000 It did not have a tip on there did not prompt you for a tip. 339 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:37,000 But during Covid because these people were in there in quotations risking their life. 340 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,000 Making sure you can get food. 341 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:46,000 Tips were not mandatory but highly looked at favorably right. 342 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:53,000 They're kind of like you know these people are in here working and guaranteeing that you get to sit at home and not get Covid. 343 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:59,000 So how about if you slide them 15 20 percent like a regular waiter or waitress. 344 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:03,000 That you know if you had the ability to come in here you'd be spending that much anyhow. 345 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000 So most people went along with it right. 346 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000 And most people left money. 347 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:12,000 Well that never went away after Covid. 348 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:18,000 So you know. 349 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,000 Here's another problem I have with it. 350 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,000 Okay. 351 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:26,000 If this company is allowed to get away with it. 352 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:32,000 It's going to open the doors for everybody else and it's going to become a normal thing. 353 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:39,000 Yes and that's a great point Rob because I think that that's bullshit that it might be a regular thing in a couple of years. 354 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:46,000 Because to me that's just if they see this company's getting away with it then everybody else is going to follow suit. 355 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:51,000 And I've always said this although I didn't follow it at my previous employment. 356 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,000 Because they were definitely doing this in my opinion. 357 00:34:54,000 --> 00:35:00,000 Once they start sticking their hand in your wallet they have nothing left to offer you. 358 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000 Agreed. 359 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000 Right. Right. Yes. 360 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,000 They need to be putting it in your wallet not taking it out. 361 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000 Exactly. 362 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:12,000 And in my opinion my old place was doing that a little bit too much for my liking. 363 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000 Right. 364 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:17,000 The place I'm at now doesn't do that and I'm very happy there. 365 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:21,000 So but anyhow I'm not here to doggone the old place or nothing like that. 366 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:25,000 You know everyone knows how I feel about them that's been listening to this program. 367 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,000 But anyhow I still live by that. 368 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:34,000 I think that once a place starts reaching in your pocket you're going to look for that forever. 369 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000 It's not going to end. 370 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,000 They're going to keep doing it. 371 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:41,000 And to me this kind of seems what this might be a deal like in my opinion is. 372 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:45,000 They're starting to reach into their pockets and I don't think it ends there. 373 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000 So. 374 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 That's what I'm saying. 375 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,000 It could open the door for other companies to it. 376 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000 And then everybody gets screwed. 377 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000 Yeah and then it's going to be norm. 378 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,000 And then that's what I don't want it to be because I mean you know what. 379 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:02,000 These people work their ass off for us and I want them to get the money. 380 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000 Right. 381 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:11,000 So yeah anyhow the corporation in my opinion charges enough for lower wages and we do. 382 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,000 Yes. 383 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,000 Yep. 384 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000 Yeah. 385 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,000 Because they get tipped. 386 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,000 Right. 387 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000 And that tip is figured in. 388 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,000 They're figured in at 20 percent taxes. 389 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000 Right. 390 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:26,000 They pay taxes on 20 percent whether they get 20 percent or not. 391 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:30,000 They could have a bunch of people in there grouchy or just thought that they didn't do good or whatever. 392 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000 Give them five percent. 393 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,000 They're still paying taxes on 20 percent. 394 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,000 Yeah. 395 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000 So how fair is that. 396 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000 Not. 397 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:42,000 Anyhow that was Ronnie Reagan that introduced that one. 398 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000 So. 399 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000 OK. 400 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,000 I have another story here and then we can get to something you want to talk about Rob. 401 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:56,000 Then it feels handed down a punishment for the Carolina Panthers most accurate toss of week 17. 402 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000 Did you hear about this. 403 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,000 No. 404 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:16,000 The league officially find Panthers owner David Tepper three hundred thousand dollars for his actions during the Jacksonville Jaguars 26 and nothing win over the Panthers on Sunday with NFL deeming the contact the conduct unacceptable. 405 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:27,000 The National Football League today find Carolina Panthers chairman David Tepper three hundred thousand dollars for his unacceptable conduct in Jacksonville during Sunday's game. 406 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:36,000 All NFL personnel are expected to conduct themselves at all times and ways of respect for our fans and favorably reflect on the team and the NFL. 407 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:47,000 And in a video captured by a Jaguars fan on Instagram Tepper appears to hurl his drink towards the Everbank Stadium crowd in a moment of frustration. 408 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:55,000 Panthers general manager Scott Federer is also in the background of the video and it's very apparent. 409 00:37:55,000 --> 00:38:04,000 They were mouthing off and having fun at him and he got mad and he threw his drink at them. 410 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 Yeah, yeah, you can look it up. 411 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000 Look it up on YouTube. 412 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000 It's everywhere. 413 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000 And yeah, he got frustrated. 414 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:15,000 He threw his drink at the crowd, which is a bullshit thing to do. 415 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:21,000 You know, I mean, you don't respond to the crowd. 416 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:33,000 You know, you in my opinion, you should be better than that if you're in the NFL and representing the NFL, which is basically what they said. 417 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000 Is that right there? 418 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000 You don't do that. 419 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000 You don't care what they say. 420 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000 You just like who cares, man. 421 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000 I own the team. 422 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000 You don't fuck off, you know. 423 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000 But the thing is, he reacted to it. 424 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000 He's getting three hundred thousand dollars fine. 425 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:54,000 I know he's probably a billionaire, but still, I think it's still going to probably piss him off that he's going to shell out three hundred grand for that. 426 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,000 You got anything you want to say about it, Rob? 427 00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,000 Not really. 428 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000 It speaks for itself. 429 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 Yeah, it speaks for itself. 430 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000 Yeah, and he's getting a pretty good fine. 431 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000 So I guess I'm good with it. 432 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:13,000 I don't think it's an offense where you have to sell your team or anything. 433 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:19,000 I just think now if he keeps it up, that could be, you know, in the cards. 434 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:26,000 But he, you know, he is human, but he should hold him. 435 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000 He should hold himself to a higher standard. 436 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000 And that happened. 437 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000 So, Rob, we turn to you. 438 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:35,000 I know you probably have some stuff you want to say. 439 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:40,000 Yeah. 440 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,000 I found this in CBS News. 441 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000 OK. 442 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:54,000 The first U.S. execution by nitrogen gas would cause humiliating death, experts say. 443 00:39:54,000 --> 00:40:02,000 I didn't even know they're entertaining the thought about doing nitrogen for execution. 444 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000 That would freeze him, right? 445 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000 Wouldn't that freeze him? 446 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000 I'm about to tell you about it. 447 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,000 OK, sorry. 448 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:19,000 Calls continue to mount for officials to halt the execution of a death row inmate in Alabama 449 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:26,000 who is scheduled to be put to death later this month using nitrogen hypoxia, 450 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:33,000 a controversial method that international human rights experts have denounced 451 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:39,000 as a potential to cause severe and unnecessary suffering. 452 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:47,000 We are considered concerned that hydrogen hypoxia would result in a painful and humiliating death, 453 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:54,000 say, group of experts in a statement issued Wednesday by the United Nations. 454 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,000 And it gives the experts names. 455 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,000 OK. 456 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:04,000 They're all part of the Human Rights Council special procedures program 457 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:10,000 where independent specialists work on a volunteer basis to investigate and advise 458 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:14,000 on human rights issues across the world. 459 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 Mm hmm. 460 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:27,000 This will be the first attempt of nitrogen hypoxia execution, experts said in their UN statement 461 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:36,000 and know that there is no scientific evidence to prove that execution by nitrogen inhalation 462 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:41,000 will not cause grave suffering. 463 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:45,000 Well, this is the first one. There's three sets. 464 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,000 There's another one in Oklahoma and one in Mississippi. 465 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,000 OK. 466 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,000 But this is to be the first. 467 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:54,000 Nitrogen, wouldn't that freeze someone to death? 468 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:58,000 Yeah, it says nitrogen inhalation. 469 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,000 OK. 470 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000 So it frees your lungs. 471 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000 It frees your lungs, yes. 472 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,000 OK. So that's how they, that's how they put it on there. 473 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,000 But they're saying you would suffer. 474 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:14,000 Um, probably wouldn't you think, wouldn't you think that inhaling something and your lungs freezing like that 475 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:19,000 would probably cause suffering until you died? 476 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:23,000 I don't know for sure. 477 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,000 Um, I don't know. 478 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:30,000 I'm thinking it would be pretty quick. 479 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,000 OK, maybe it would. 480 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000 You would just lose your breath. 481 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,000 You'd be like taking your breath out of you. 482 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,000 I mean. 483 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000 You'd be passing out and catching your breath. You'd be dead. 484 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,000 Wouldn't be worse than old Sparky, would it? 485 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:45,000 Because a lot of times people survived old Sparky and they had to do it two or three times. 486 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000 So, yeah. 487 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,000 Yeah. 488 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000 Um, I don't know. 489 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:55,000 If I knew enough about it, I have an inkling which way I felt about it, but I don't know enough about it. 490 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000 Well, here's my opinion. 491 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000 OK. 492 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000 Here's my opinion. 493 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000 It's the first one. 494 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000 Let's do it and see how it goes. 495 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,000 There you go. 496 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,000 We're talking about someone that probably did a very heinous crime, so. 497 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,000 You're on death row. You're dying anyway. 498 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,000 Yeah, you know what? You can be a guinea pig at that point, right? 499 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:18,000 You'll be, yeah, you'll be the guinea pig. 500 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,000 OK, I'm good. I'm good with that. 501 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,000 Yeah. 502 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:28,000 Alright. So there you go, Justice Department or whoever OKs that shit. 503 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000 There you go. 504 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000 Two douchebags and a microphone. 505 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000 Say yes. 506 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,000 Try it on the first one and see how it goes. 507 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,000 And also. 508 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:41,000 The UN's even trying to fight this, so. 509 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,000 Oh. 510 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000 We'll see. OK. 511 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000 Yeah, we'll see. 512 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:54,000 I think that Ruthann is getting ready to go on the Two Fuck Nuts and Recorder program. 513 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,000 I know. 514 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000 Yeah. 515 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,000 I know. 516 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,000 You might. 517 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:04,000 I know. I don't know. I thought they were our friends. I guess not. 518 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,000 I told you. 519 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:11,000 You're right. Yep, you're right. She bailed. She went to Two Fuck Nuts and Recorder. 520 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,000 Well, that's not their fault, though. That's not their fault. 521 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:21,000 No, you know what? I'm sure she's a very entertaining guest and that's why they have her on there, right? 522 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000 Yeah. Yeah. 523 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,000 They're likely. 524 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:30,000 OK. We are going to take our second break and come right back with more bullshit. How's that? 525 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000 Sounds good. 526 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:37,000 Alright. We'll be right back. 527 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:46,000 Somewhere in the heavens, your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little Bebo is listening to this film. 528 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:52,000 In that brand new future, strange insights from an alien. 529 00:44:52,000 --> 00:45:00,000 May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks. 530 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:08,000 Brick Shit House Energy Drink. That's right. Brick Shit House Energy Drink. Make men feel like a girl. 531 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:16,000 Chow on their balls. You want to fuck shit up? Run for a scum across America? Brick Shit House is for you. 532 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:23,000 Please enjoy Brick Shit House Energy Drink responsibly. It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues. 533 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:30,000 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 534 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:37,000 So, I order spaghetti and meatballs. My meatballs automatically fall apart as soon as I touch them. 535 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:43,000 So then, does my dish automatically change its name to spaghetti and meat sauce? 536 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:50,000 Hmph. I may never know. 537 00:45:50,000 --> 00:46:05,000 We're back. Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark. 538 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,000 And I'm Rob. 539 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:16,000 Rob, you know, time to time periodically we've been trying to keep the elder people and middle-aged people up to date on the newest phrases, you know, to keep them hip, right? 540 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000 Yes. Yes. Yes. 541 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,000 Because we care here at TKS fans. We need them too. We need them too. 542 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:28,000 Yes, we do. And this is why we bothered to look them up and let you guys know about the newest phrases. 543 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:34,000 That way we can appear cool to everybody even though we're probably not that cool, right? 544 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,000 We try to be. Yeah, we try. 545 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:51,000 I have some more phrases that are for the youngsters, the Zers and the Xers and maybe even the Alpha-ers who are, I think the Alphas are like 12 and under, so I don't know. Anyhow. 546 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:57,000 Have you ever heard the phrase beige flag? 547 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,000 No. 548 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:17,000 Me neither. It was introduced to draw attention to the quirky neutral traits in partners that may not be deal-breakers to the person. 549 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:31,000 So in other words, they throw a beige flag out there and the reason it's not a red flag or a white flag or whatever is because these are things that may or may not bother the person according to who they are, right? Does that make more sense? 550 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:36,000 Yeah. Okay. Yeah. The white flag, the red flag. 551 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000 Yeah, so like let's say... 552 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000 I've heard of a beige flag. 553 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:48,000 Let's say you get a new girlfriend, right Rob? And her name's, I don't know, Sarah. Okay. 554 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:55,000 And I notice that Sarah gets on her phone a lot when you're talking to her and doesn't hear you. 555 00:47:55,000 --> 00:48:01,000 And then I pull you aside and I go, Rob, I don't know, you know, this is kind of a beige flag. 556 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:07,000 But you know, I notice every time you try to tell her something, she doesn't really listen because she's on her phone. 557 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:11,000 That would be me giving you a beige flag and then you could be like, yeah, I don't give a shit. 558 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:16,000 Or yeah, or you could be like, you know, yeah, you know what, I'm starting to notice that too. 559 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:20,000 I agree with you. Or you could be like, you know what, Mark, I don't think I really care. 560 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000 She can look at her phone when I'm talking to her. 561 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:28,000 You see, that would be a beige flag. It's nothing that's like eminent that says this person is a horrible person. 562 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:35,000 Run as fast as you can. It's something that may be concerning to you or may not. 563 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:41,000 Right. OK. The next one. Yeah, it's cool to know this stuff. Next one. 564 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:45,000 That one's a good one to know. 565 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:50,000 It really is. It really is. If someone throws you a beige flag, you know what they're talking about. 566 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:55,000 Hey, man, you know that business deal? I got a beige flag for you. Oh, yeah? 567 00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:00,000 You know, and then they could tell you whatever. So anyhow, next one. 568 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:10,000 Bet. B-E-T. Bet can be used as a confirmation or in agreement with or to simply relay. 569 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:17,000 You can count on me or I'm all in. So someone goes, man, I'm going to go there and I'm going to smear those fuckers at Pac-Man. 570 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:21,000 And then someone goes bet. That means they're going to be with you, right? Hell, yeah. 571 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:27,000 We're both going to smear their ass. Or, man, I just beat that guy's ass on Pac-Man. 572 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:31,000 And the guy comes up and goes bet. Use like that. That means hell, yeah, you did. 573 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:40,000 Confirm it. Yeah. So that's interesting that that phrase bet has two different meanings. 574 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:44,000 And it depends on how you use it. 575 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:50,000 Next one. Cap. C-A-P. 576 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:57,000 Cap means lying or making false statements. And that's it. So let's say someone comes up and goes, all right. 577 00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:06,000 Yeah, I saw Rob down the road stealing someone's political sign. 578 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:11,000 Then I go cap. Rob doesn't do that. 579 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:17,000 I don't know. That's the best I could come up with. So anyhow, I think you guys got the picture of that. OK. 580 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:21,000 Yeah, because I don't know if I would or not. 581 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:27,000 It depends. It depends. It depends. Yes. 582 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:35,000 We're dick jokes. That's what we are. Very proudly offer you dick jokes and fart jokes on a platter. 583 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:40,000 Next one. To be honest, we're anything but politics and religion. 584 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:48,000 Exactly, because everybody knows where they stand on that and we're not swaying. We're not swaying anybody's opinion. 585 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:55,000 So we're going to go back to the basics, try to make people smile. That's all. 586 00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:01,000 And tell you about things you didn't know. Yeah, like coffee badging. 587 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:05,000 Any idea what that is, Rob? 588 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:25,000 Oh, I could. I would say a somebody goes around trying different coffees and calls themselves like a critic. 589 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:40,000 You're in the ballpark, but not quite. Coffee badging is used to describe a person that shows up at the office long enough to say hi and to make an appearance that they showed up. 590 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:51,000 And this is what I used to call on the local jobs that I used to do, my old job, a project manager. 591 00:51:51,000 --> 00:52:05,000 The project manager, in my opinion, would coffee badge. They would come up there and look around and act like they knew everything about the job and then go back to the office and go, yeah, I was out there and it seems to be everything's going pretty well. 592 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:10,000 We had a couple issues we worked through, but really they went there, said hi and left. 593 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:18,000 And they probably went down to Dunkin' Donuts and spent 40 minutes there. 594 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:25,000 So to me that's coffee badging, in my opinion, allegedly, and all that good shit. 595 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:28,000 I was totally off on that. 596 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:32,000 Well, you said coffee, so I gave part of it to you. 597 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000 Yeah. 598 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000 Okay, all right. 599 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:41,000 Look, that was not easy to identify. 600 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000 Next one is... 601 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,000 I understand now. 602 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000 Qazi Lives. 603 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:52,000 C-O-Z-Z-I-E-L-I-V-S. 604 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000 It was first used in the UK. 605 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000 Yeah, that's why I didn't even ask. 606 00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:01,000 There's no way anyone could get this that hasn't heard what it is. 607 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,000 It was first used in the UK. 608 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,000 Pertains to challenges of the cost of living. 609 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:12,000 For an example, Netflix and chill, no fucking way. 610 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000 Channel 4 and no oil. 611 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:19,000 Hashtag Qazi Lives. 612 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:23,000 So no Netflix, you couldn't afford it. 613 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:27,000 And no, it's not going to be warm because you couldn't afford the heating oil. 614 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:32,000 So it's regular network TV and cold. 615 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:36,000 Qazi Lives, Qazi Lives, whatever. 616 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:39,000 I actually kind of like that one. 617 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,000 I do too. 618 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:45,000 It's actually describing it very well. 619 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,000 Once you know what it means, all you've got to do is go, 620 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000 Hey, are you going to go to the concert? 621 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,000 Qazi Lives. 622 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,000 Okay, gotcha. 623 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,000 But Qazi Lives to me now that I talk about it. 624 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,000 Cost of living, Qazi Lives. 625 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:06,000 So you have a pretty good little shortened sentence. 626 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,000 And you don't have to go into detail. 627 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:15,000 Maybe you don't want to go and go, Nah, dude, I'm flat busted in front of a bunch of people. 628 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000 Maybe it's kind of embarrassing. 629 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,000 So if someone questions you, you just go, Qazi Lives. 630 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000 Oh, okay. 631 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,000 All right, thanks. 632 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,000 All right, better luck next time. 633 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,000 Whatever. 634 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:30,000 Next one, Delulu. 635 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:33,000 Any idea, Rob? 636 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,000 No. 637 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,000 Short for delusional. 638 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:44,000 So someone comes up to you and goes, man, there's an escape monkey down the road. 639 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,000 Don't go that way. 640 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,000 He jumps on your car and tries to get in. 641 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,000 I get it now. 642 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:52,000 And then a guy comes up to you and he goes, Delulu. 643 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,000 Ah, thank you. 644 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,000 Thank you. 645 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:59,000 You know, the guy's fucking nutbag and been doing this or what, you know, 646 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:05,000 or the guy knows him and he's a nutbag or whatever, cracked out or something. 647 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:10,000 The next one is, I understand how they got that name though. 648 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000 Uh huh. 649 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:20,000 Vu is in view and Lou is in lunatic. 650 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000 I never even thought about that. 651 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,000 You're right. 652 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,000 Delulu. 653 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000 Yeah, that makes sense. 654 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,000 A delusional lunatic. 655 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,000 There you go. 656 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000 Delusional lunatic. 657 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,000 Delulu. 658 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,000 That's it, Rob. 659 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,000 I didn't. 660 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,000 Cool. 661 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,000 Wow, thanks. 662 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,000 That was cool. 663 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,000 Yeah? 664 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000 Um, next one. 665 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,000 Finsta. 666 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:49,000 F-I-N-S-T-A. 667 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,000 Don't know. 668 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:55,000 Means fake Instagram account. 669 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,000 That makes sense. 670 00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:03,000 You just put the F for fake and then Insta. 671 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:07,000 F-R. Just F-R. 672 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:12,000 Sounds like a key on a keyboard. 673 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:15,000 Abbreviation for the term for real. 674 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:22,000 So let's say you write down, man, that fucking, that, that, man, that motor was loud. 675 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:26,000 Someone walks up behind and goes F-R. 676 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,000 Means for real. 677 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,000 Absolutely. 678 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000 That's what it is. 679 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000 Rob is right. 680 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:35,000 This next one, I love this one. 681 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,000 And we'll see if you can get it. 682 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:41,000 It's simply called Hold This L. 683 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,000 Like the letter L. 684 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:46,000 Hold This L. 685 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000 Hold This Loss. 686 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000 Yeah. 687 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,000 Yep. 688 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:56,000 Phrase to describe on social media that a person needs to accept this defeat. 689 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,000 Perfect. 690 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,000 Good job, Rob. 691 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,000 You nailed that one 100%. 692 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,000 And then. 693 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000 The L. 694 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,000 Yeah. 695 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,000 Hold This L. 696 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000 And I like that one a lot. 697 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,000 It's like here, own it. 698 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,000 It's yours. 699 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,000 Here's your baby. 700 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,000 Yep. 701 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,000 Mr. Radford, here's your baby. 702 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,000 Wipe it off. 703 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,000 Hold it. 704 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,000 So there you go. 705 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000 Or Mr. Wallace, here you go. 706 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,000 Okay. 707 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,000 I'll take my L and go home. 708 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:27,000 And the last but not least, Hot Girl Summer. 709 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:30,000 I think I might have covered this on another list. 710 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,000 I'm not for sure. 711 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,000 It sounds familiar. 712 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000 Either that or someone used it on me. 713 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,000 Yeah, that does sound familiar. 714 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,000 It does, doesn't it? 715 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:40,000 So anyhow, if I'm reusing it, I apologize. 716 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000 If not, then now you know. 717 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000 I still want to hear it. 718 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,000 Okay. 719 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:55,000 Describes a term that encompasses a state of mind characterized by confidence, self-acceptance, and unabashed enjoyment of life. 720 00:57:55,000 --> 00:58:00,000 So it's like, hey man, how's Lisa doing down the road? 721 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000 I mean, she kind of had a tough winter. 722 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,000 Oh, Hot Girl Summer. 723 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,000 Oh, good, good, good. 724 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,000 She's doing great then, you know. 725 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,000 Yeah. 726 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:11,000 So yeah, that's kind of, man. 727 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:14,000 You got anything, Rob? 728 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:20,000 Yeah, I got five foods you can't get in 2024. 729 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,000 Interesting. 730 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,000 Go forth. 731 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,000 Yeah. 732 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,000 It's funny. 733 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000 That's why I started laughing a while ago. 734 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:29,000 You mentioned Dunkin' Donuts. 735 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,000 I was wondering about that. 736 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000 I didn't think it was that funny. 737 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000 Okay. 738 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:41,000 No, the very first one on this list is Dunkachino. 739 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:54,000 According to today, a Dunkin' spokesperson confirmed that Dunkachino is retired for now, but there's always the chance for its return in the future. 740 00:58:54,000 --> 00:59:00,000 Is a Dunkin' Chino a frozen drink? 741 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:05,000 It's a popular drink that is a blend of coffee and hot chocolate. 742 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:11,000 Oh, okay. So it's not like a Frappuccino where it's a blended ice drink. It's okay. 743 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:14,000 No, it sounds like it's a hot drink. 744 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:17,000 Okay. Sounded good to me. 745 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:22,000 That's why I was laughing because I was sitting there reading that. 746 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:28,000 Okay. 747 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:46,000 Next, 2023 was tough for Pringles fans as the company shut down production of four flavors, including jalapeno, jalapeno mustard, and their wavy line of chips. 748 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:54,000 So no more jalapeno mustard, mustard, and wavy Pringles. They're all gone. 749 00:59:54,000 --> 01:00:00,000 Yep. Jalapeno, honey mustard, or any of the wavy lines. 750 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:09,000 I know some people that will irritate, they won't be happy about, but I've never been a Pringles fan. I just never really liked the taste of them that way. 751 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,000 I like Pringles. 752 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,000 You do? 753 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,000 I like Pringles. 754 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,000 Okay. 755 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,000 Yeah. 756 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:19,000 All right. That's cool. 757 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:31,000 Next, the Cheerio brand sells close to 140 million boxes of cereal each year, placing it atop the cereal food chain. 758 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:40,000 This year they'll be adding several new kinds of cereal while axing maple Cheerios. 759 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:47,000 I couldn't agree more. They're disgusting to me. 760 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,000 Yeah, their maple don't, yeah. 761 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:54,000 To me, in my opinion, it does not taste like maple. 762 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,000 No. There's something wrong with it. 763 01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:02,000 It's too sweet in the wrong direction is how I would describe it. So anyhow. 764 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:09,000 Yeah. 765 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:17,000 Next, the first ever Girl Scout cookie created to be exclusively online is being retired. 766 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:28,000 The Raspberry Rally won't be sold this upcoming cookie sale season, which runs January through April 2024. 767 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:34,000 Well, I can tell you this, it's a good cookie because I don't think Girl Scouts make a bad cookie, do they? 768 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,000 No, I don't think they do. 769 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:43,000 No, I can guarantee you it was good. 770 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:52,000 And finally, Trader Joe's Minty Mallows. 771 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:59,000 Now I've seen those. I've seen those, but I've never tried them at Trader Joe's. 772 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:04,000 I've never been to Trader Joe's. 773 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:11,000 Each January, lots of stores rotate their holiday stock out, including Trader Joe's. 774 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:19,000 Despite being a seasonal favorite, Trader Joe's Minty Mallows won't be back next year. 775 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:22,000 So they're doing with them away for good. 776 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000 Yeah. 777 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:31,000 I find that interesting because they sure seem like it's a pretty good seller, but I don't know. Who knows? Whatever. 778 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:34,000 Okay. Wow. 779 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:38,000 They might be making one for a different flavor. 780 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:44,000 I'm sure they are, and I'm sure the next flavor will be as good. 781 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:48,000 M&M's real quick before we leave this podcast. 782 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:56,000 M&M's is coming out with a new flavor, and it is New Easter Sunday Flavor. 783 01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:03,000 And you can get them at Target and Walmart. And this is a flavor that's never been introduced before, and they're pretty proud of it. 784 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:12,000 It's vanilla ice cream flavored topped with hot fudge and a touch of cherry. 785 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:17,000 And that will be the new Easter Sunday Flavor, something that tastes like that. 786 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:25,000 And it's for a limited time. When Easter comes and goes, that's it. You can get it right now until Easter, and that's all. 787 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:29,000 And it is a brand new flavor. It's never been introduced before. 788 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:35,000 So if you are an M&M fan and you want to try something different along their product line, I suggest you go out and get it. 789 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:41,000 And it says here Target and Walmart. Like I said a little bit ago, Target and Walmart have it, so go get it. 790 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:49,000 Anyhow, you got anything else you want to say, Rob, or is that going to be it? 791 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:52,000 That's about all I got for tonight. 792 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:59,000 Yeah, yeah. I got a slight headache. If I sound a little down, I don't know what's going on. 793 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:06,000 I mean, I don't feel bad or nothing, but I got a dull headache that's just like screwing with me because I can't really read the computer screen very well. 794 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:09,000 It's almost like a slight migraine, but I don't think it is. 795 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:14,000 So if I sound a little different, I'm a little like subdued. That's what's going on. 796 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:21,000 So I'm going to get the hell off of here and, I don't know, take a muscle relaxer. 797 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:24,000 It was my first day back to work. 798 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:29,000 So I imagine you're probably pretty beat. 799 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:38,000 Oh, real quick. So you guys almost had a layoff before. Do you guys have enough work now or is it still kind of up in the air? 800 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:43,000 Oh, no, no. It was just a holiday deal. 801 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,000 Oh, okay. So they do... 802 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:52,000 They usually give us like a week off, but this year we got two and a half weeks. 803 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,000 Okay. Okay. That's cool. 804 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:59,000 I mean, we're slow, but we still have work. 805 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:03,000 Okay, good. That's good to hear. Good. 806 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:09,000 All right. Well, Rob, have a great night. Thank you, everybody, for joining us. Have a great night. 807 01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:18,000 Good night, everybody. 808 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:40,000 Hey, where do they go? Where are the douchebags? Oh, my God. Someone took a dump in the corner. Oh, geez. Glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. Man, that smells. 809 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,000 Okay.