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Here at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, we pour our own podcasts. 12 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Two Douchebags and a Microphone 13 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Two Douchebags and a Microphone, I am Mark. 14 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,000 And I am Rob. 15 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:19,000 Hi Rob. Well, as we all are aware of right now, New Year's is right around the corner, just a couple days away. Today is December 27th, so next Monday will actually be New Year's Day. 16 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:24,000 So, I have some New Year's stories here, and I think you do too, don't you? 17 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Yeah, yeah, I've got a New Year's story for you too. 18 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Actually, advice. 19 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Okay, that sounds good, because I'll have you do that, and then I'll go into the hangover omelet that everybody says is what you eat after a hangover, and it magically helps. 20 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:54,000 So, anyhow, Vegas has booked solid with New Year Eve marriages because of the unique date. It will be 1-2-3-1-2-3. 21 00:02:54,000 --> 00:03:06,000 This has led to numerous pop-up marriage license spots as well as numerous makeshift wedding chapels. They are also looking for more legal marriage officiating officers. 22 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:12,000 You must apply through the Vegas Municipal website. Then in six months, divorce lawyers will be in high demand. 23 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Okay, maybe four months. 24 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:31,000 So, anyhow, if you are a legal marriage officiator, you can get on the Vegas website and maybe possibly be a part of the big marriage chain that's going to go on on 1-2-3-1-2-3. 25 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Because it is, I guess it's a big deal because of the date, and everybody wants to go be a part of this 1-2-3-1-2-3 day. 26 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:52,000 So, but if you're not into the marriage thing, maybe you're already married or maybe you still want to get married, Times Square New Year's Eve celebration at the Times Square Marriott will set you back. 27 00:03:53,000 --> 00:04:02,000 This is for just a regular room. New Year's Eve at Times Square Marriott. 12,000 for a New Year's Eve night stay. 28 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:08,000 But let's say you don't want to stay the night, but you just want to go somewhere for the celebration. 29 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:17,000 The Applebee's at Times Square will set you back 644 bucks to hang out there during New Year's Eve. 30 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:22,000 The Times Square Planet Fitness is a measly 400 bucks. 31 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:31,000 Or you can have dollar slices of cheese pizza and watch the ball drop, but the cover charge New Year's Eve is 300 per person. 32 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:42,000 But the pizza parlor said bring your own cup for free soft drink refills. So, the 300 bucks at least you get free soda, right? 33 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Yes. 34 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Also, if that's not what you're into, the Times Square, but you want to go back to Vegas, but you don't want to get married. 35 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:58,000 You want to zipline over Fremont Street in Vegas right at New Year's, it will run you a measly 4 grand. 36 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Or if you want to opt away from all the insanity and relax in a remote cabin in the Smoky Mountains. 37 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 That sounds more like me. What about you? You think? 38 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 That's where I would be. Yep. 39 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:19,000 How about a 3 bedroom log cabin complete with hot tub snacks, champagne, and a wall to wall Bluetooth enabled stereo system. 40 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:24,000 700 bucks, but the cabins are fully booked for New Year's Eve and are already booked for next year too. 41 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,000 Or maybe you could just stay at home. 42 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Yeah, that's where I would want to be. 43 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 That's where I want to be too, but you're not going to do it this year or next year I guess. 44 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,000 No. 45 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Maybe you just stay at home and take that cash and pay off a card or go on a family vacation. 46 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:48,000 That would probably be my best advice instead of $12,000 for a room at the Marriott New Year's Eve. 47 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Right. 48 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Anyhow, Rob, you have a New Year's Eve advice? 49 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,000 Yes. 50 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:03,000 This came off ESPN's Suit Falls. 51 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,000 You've used them before. 52 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Yes, I have. They come up with some pretty good articles. 53 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Yeah, they do. 54 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:20,000 This one is top 8 foods that are considered bad luck for your New Year. 55 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Okay. 56 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:30,000 If you are superstitious, you might want to avoid eating these foods on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. 57 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:40,000 According to the folks at Mental Floss, these are top 8 foods that are considered bad luck New Year's and New Year's Eve. 58 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Okay. 59 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:51,000 Number 1, catfish. Eating catfish on New Year's may mean a year of subsiding on scraps. 60 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Okay. Why? Because it's a bottom feed or fish? 61 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:03,000 I guess, yeah. You've got to go out and catch your fish. You've got to work for it. 62 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,000 True. 63 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:10,000 I'm guessing that's what they mean. You'll have to scrap for your food. 64 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:19,000 Well, the reason I thought, I mean, I guess it could have went carp or something like that or gar or something, but I think catfish is more prominent. 65 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,000 I think maybe the mindset is it's a bottom feed or fish maybe? 66 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. 67 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Okay. All right. 68 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000 I can see that. 69 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,000 That's at least the way I take it, but go ahead. 70 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Okay. Number 2, hollow bread. The empty pockets symbolize coffins and are associated with imminent death in the next year. 71 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,000 Wow. Any type of pocket bread? 72 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,000 It does not feel like that. 73 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Any type of pocket bread? 74 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 It just says hollow bread. 75 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Oh, hollow bread. Oh, okay. 76 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Yeah. The empty pockets. 77 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 What exactly is hollow bread? Do you know? 78 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,000 I'm not sure. 79 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Well, while you're talking, I'm going to try to look it up. I'm wondering if it's pocket bread. Like, 80 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,000 I think so. 81 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:13,000 The empty pocket. Yeah, it's kind of showing like a pita bread with pocket. 82 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,000 I bet it is. Okay. 83 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,000 So don't have it. 84 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 85 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,000 There's different kinds. 86 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,000 There's chala bread. There's stuff just called hollow breads. 87 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 And there's also, yeah. Okay. 88 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Yeah. It's breads that have a pocket or a hollow in the middle somewhat. 89 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:39,000 So it's also a beaded or a breaded, a braided bread or something like that. 90 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,000 Yeah. Okay. 91 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Anyhow, I just wanted to know what it was. 92 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Okay. Right. I wanted to clarify that. 93 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Yeah. Yep. 94 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,000 Okay. Number 3, lobster. 95 00:08:53,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Avoid serving lobster on New Year's as eating it may prevent you from moving forward in the New Year. 96 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:07,000 And I've got a theory on that. It is a crustacean and it's a bottom feeder too. 97 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,000 You see? 98 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Good point. Good point. 99 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Yep. I think that some of these old sayings are translated into what these creatures were in life. 100 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,000 You see what I'm saying? 101 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Yeah. 102 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,000 Anyhow, go ahead. It's just interesting the mindset and that's why I'm going into that. 103 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Okay. Number 4, chicken. 104 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Consuming chicken will allegedly make good fortune, fly away and hinder progress in the future. 105 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Okay. Now that chicken is so mainstream, chicken's everywhere, right? 106 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:50,000 I think we might eat more chicken in America than beef probably or pork. 107 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,000 So here's the question I got, Rob. 108 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:58,000 Now is this New Year's Day, New Year's Eve or all the above that you don't eat this? 109 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,000 All the above. It's New Year's Eve and New Year's Day is what it says. 110 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:09,000 Okay. So no catfish, no lobster, no pocket bread and no chicken. 111 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 Okay. I guess I'll have a big steak then. 112 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,000 Okay. 113 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Number 5, tofu. 114 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,000 I would agree with that. 115 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:29,000 White food, white tofu are considered unlucky on Chinese New Year as the color white is associated with death. 116 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,000 The color white is? Wow. 117 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,000 That's what this article says. 118 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Because a lot of people report when they die and come back they see a white light? 119 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:44,000 I don't know. I don't know. Anyhow, go ahead. 120 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Well, that's, and you probably dress them in white, wrap them in white cloth. 121 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Oh yeah, you're right. Okay. Sorry, my ADD is going nuts. 122 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000 That's why I'm breaking all this shit. Sorry. Go ahead. 123 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:06,000 Number 6, beef. Beef is deemed unlucky due to the way cows move. 124 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Son of a bitch. 125 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 It's a pursuit to a year of stagnation. 126 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:16,000 I'm going to eat fucking jelly beans. That's it. What the fuck? 127 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,000 They had to go out. 128 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Hang on. I got two to go. They might be out here. 129 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000 If they get pork too, I'm fucked. 130 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Go ahead Rob Radd. 131 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:41,000 Okay, number 7, broken noodles. Sloping short noodles on New Year's is believed to result in a short life. 132 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:47,000 Okay, but I can still have spaghetti because they're not short noodles. 133 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,000 Yeah, it's a short noodles. 134 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Spaghetti with pork. That's what I'm having. Unless pork is coming up. 135 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Okay, number 8. 136 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:08,000 A full plate of food. Leaving just a bite of food on your plate is said to guarantee prosperity in the coming year. 137 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:13,000 I'm glad you said that because I'm really not into leaving food on the plate. Okay. 138 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 Just leave at least one bite. 139 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,000 Okay, I can do that. 140 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:23,000 That was a pretty good article. 141 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,000 I like that a lot. 142 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,000 And I thought it was good timing too. 143 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Yeah, it is. And going along with that theme, I'm glad that you had that article because have you ever heard of the hangover omelet? 144 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000 No, I haven't. 145 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:45,000 I didn't either. I heard about it on the news this morning. I read about it. I guess it's been a thing for years. 146 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:51,000 So, you go out New Year's Eve, you get hammered. Next morning, you're trying to get rid of your hangover. 147 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:59,000 They say that this omelet works for hangovers and it's been widely used for years among the people that went out and did a little too much New Year's Eve. 148 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:08,000 So, I did some investigating. It's called the mega omelet, aka the hangover omelet. 149 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:14,000 A mega omelet is all about putting everything but the kitchen sink in an omelet. 150 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:21,000 Breakfast meats, onions, lots of cheese, whatever you have on hand, you can probably use in a mega omelet. 151 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 The ingredients, most generally, are this. 152 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:30,000 Three eggs. Two strips of bacon, diced small. 153 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,000 Two slices of deli ham or cubed ham. 154 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,000 Three tablespoons crumbled of breakfast sausage. 155 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,000 One tablespoon diced shallot or onion. 156 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,000 One tablespoon crumbled feta cheese. 157 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Two slices of American cheese. 158 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:55,000 One quarter cup of Monterey cheese sauce. 159 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Whatever else you want. One teaspoon of olive oil and one teaspoon of butter to boot. 160 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:11,000 In the instructions, you'll need two pans. One to cook the meat and one for the bacon and one for the breakfast sausage. 161 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:16,000 You combine everything after you cook them separately. Finely chop up the shallot. 162 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000 The bacon should be minced. 163 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Then you add the egg after you crumble the sausage and cook all the meats first. 164 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Then you add the cheese right after you add the egg. You whip it all together and mix it around. 165 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:39,000 That is your mega omelet or, also known as, a hangover omelet. 166 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000 That sounds damn good. 167 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,000 I was thinking that too. I was thinking, I didn't need to be hungover to eat an omelet like that. 168 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Oh, hell no. 169 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 That sounds pretty fucking inviting to me right off the bat. 170 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:55,000 I made biscuits and gravy and eggs for dinner tonight. That would have went perfect. 171 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,000 Yeah. Yeah, that would have. 172 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:05,000 So, okay, last podcast which is going to come out later on tonight. 173 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,000 Or at the latest tomorrow morning, but probably tonight. 174 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,000 We were talking about the Chiefs and the problems that they have. 175 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:21,000 And I'm waiting for Ruth Ann to send me an email, a real one, not the one that she sent that said, 176 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,000 I don't make fun of other people's teams. I'm too nice. 177 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:30,000 I question you as an NFL fan, Ruth Ann, in central Ohio. 178 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:37,000 That's what you do. You're supposed to pile on me right now and make fun of the Chiefs. 179 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:42,000 I'm really disappointed that you decided not to make fun of me and ridicule me. 180 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:50,000 It kind of hurt. I don't feel like, you know, like, I don't feel her passion for the NFL. 181 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000 Agreed? 182 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:57,000 Yeah, I see. I kind of see where you're going with that. 183 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:03,000 Yeah. Yeah, that's what you do. You pile on. 184 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:08,000 I heard a lot of shit from Raiders fans and I'm going to hear more shit from Raiders fans. 185 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:12,000 It's the way it is. So next year when we kick their ass, I'm going to walk around. 186 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Fuck you, you know. So, you know, that's what you do, Ruth Ann. 187 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,000 I didn't expect that I don't make fun of other people's teams. 188 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:29,000 Lame. Sorry. I don't. I question the validity of you being a real NFL fan. Bring it. 189 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:36,000 So, anyhow, along those lines, Tom Brady had something to say about Patrick Mahomes. 190 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000 Did you know that? 191 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000 I heard. 192 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,000 Alright. Tom Brady is all in Patrick Mahomes' corner. 193 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:50,000 He said when he first met the guy and played against him, he said he knew there was something special with that guy. 194 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:57,000 He said he knew that that guy was going to be a winner and that guy was going to be one of the best ever in that NFL. 195 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:04,000 He said he could tell. So, he said you could see the fire in Patrick Mahomes yesterday. 196 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:08,000 And he was talking about the game. He said, I love the way Patrick approaches it. 197 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:16,000 Believe me, with the confidence that he is as a player, I don't think he thinks anyone can really stop him. 198 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000 I still believe in what the Chiefs are doing in that. 199 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:33,000 And I'm never going to bet against a guy like Patrick because I think he's such a phenomenal player and leader that that guy will continually be winning games in this league as long as he steps foot on the NFL turf. 200 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:40,000 And that is from the king, the best ever, the GOAT, Tom Brady. 201 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:47,000 So, if Tom Brady says that, yo, what I'm doing, Rob, I'm going with it. 202 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:53,000 Yeah. Yeah. Because who the hell would know better than Tom Brady? 203 00:17:54,000 --> 00:18:05,000 Some idiot in Cincinnati? Some dumbass in Denver? Some fucktard in fucking Vegas? 204 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,000 No. Tom Brady knows football. Tom Brady is the GOAT. 205 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Unarguably, you cannot even argue anyone's close to him and what he has accomplished in the NFL. 206 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:27,000 And that guy, he knows what he's talking about. So I'm relatively happy with what he said and I think I'm going to agree with it. What do you think, Rob? 207 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:38,000 Yeah. Yeah. I believe at this point, the Chiefs just need to pick themselves up, dust themselves off and keep moving forward. 208 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Yes. And another thing that I got to say right here is this right here. 209 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:50,000 Ryan Fitzpatrick kind of struck me wrong when he said this quite a few weeks ago. 210 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:56,000 He said that the Chiefs need a really good ass kick in to wake them up. He might have been right. 211 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:02,000 Yeah. I was making fun of him in his comments and pretty much calling him a stupid ass. 212 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:09,000 I think I kind of see what he's saying now. He's saying that that emotion that they had last year, they need back. 213 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,000 And the only way to get that is to get the shit kicked out of you and your pride hurt. 214 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:19,000 Enough to where you jump up, brush yourself off and say that's never fucking happening again. Watch this. 215 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 I think I agree with him. 216 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:27,000 Yeah. And instead, they're showing the wrong emotions. 217 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Exactly. So we will know a lot more here in a few days. New Year's Day, about seven o'clock. We'll know a lot more about this. 218 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:52,000 Because if this team doesn't nut up after that dismal performance, if you want to call it a performance, that dismal whatever that was, shit that they took on the fucking turf at Arrowhead Stadium, 219 00:19:52,000 --> 00:20:05,000 that shit that they took there, if they don't respond correctly to that, they don't have it and it's not there for the foreseeable future until maybe next year when they make some personnel changes. 220 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000 And that's it. 221 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:18,000 So, anyhow, moving along. Nashville and Indianapolis have been on red alert for nothing it turns out. 222 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:29,000 Oh, really? Yeah. Seems some Internet pranksters put out a series of viral posts of a couple of lions on the loose in both cities with pictures included in the posts. 223 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:39,000 The pranksters went all out and put up these AI deepfakes in various parts of each city, alarming residents, many residents of the possible danger. 224 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:48,000 Brilliant. I wish I would have thought of it first. Bravo, you pranksters. They had a lot of people on red alert. 225 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:59,000 You can look them up. It's like fucking lions roaming around in like fucking kids playpens in their backyard and shit. 226 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:08,000 I guess there are a lot of people in certain neighborhoods shitting, oh shit, don't go out there, Junior, there's a lion out there somewhere. 227 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Turns out it was all a prank and they finally caught up with it and it was like, hey guys, there's no lions out there. 228 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:20,000 You can let little fucking Junior go play, little Timmy can go play in the backyard. There's no lions there. 229 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:25,000 It traumatized all the kids in that town. 230 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:31,000 I salute whoever did that. Thank you for traumatizing the little bastards. I'm sure they need that. 231 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:37,000 Anyhow, let's take our first break and we'll come back. How's that sound, Rob? 232 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000 Sounds good. 233 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 Alright, that's what it is then. We'll see you guys in a minute. 234 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:56,000 Invisible ass paddlings, new douche flavors and horrible pranks. What the fuck is wrong with these guys? 235 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 And now, deep thoughts with Mark. 236 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:17,000 If your car could travel at the speed of light, will your headlights work? I may never know. 237 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Hello, this is Satan. You might know me from my pet name, Inflation. 238 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:42,000 I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to douche bags and microphones by a nice warm fire at night. 239 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:49,000 I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that day. Enjoy. 240 00:22:49,000 --> 00:23:01,000 The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat. 241 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:10,000 On most of these apocalypse series, we tell you what plants you can eat in case of an apocalypse and you have to go out to your yard for food. 242 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:16,000 Well, this one is going to explain to you the plants you may be aware of to not eat. 243 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:27,000 Plants that could be toxic usually might have milky white sap, thorns, spines, or fine hairs or leaves or stems. 244 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:43,000 Pods with bulbs, beans or seeds, stems or trunks that have an almond scent, three-leafed foliage growth, also be aware of, intensely bitter or sappy flavor, 245 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:48,000 foliage reminiscent of dill, parsley or carrot. 246 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:59,000 Remember to bleach your Bluetooth after every show. 247 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:07,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 248 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:13,000 Every sock you wear is slightly rotated, just enough for it to be uncomfortable. 249 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:27,000 Music 250 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 Two douchebags and microphone on Mark. 251 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,000 And I'm Rob. 252 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:43,000 Hey Rob, you ever like, uh, order like some french fries, right? 253 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,000 And you get a couple packs of ketchup and it's just not enough. 254 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000 Yeah. Oh yeah. 255 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:53,000 Yeah, that fucking irritates the piss out of you and the fries don't have much flavor, they really need that ketchup. 256 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000 Well. 257 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000 Yeah, they do. 258 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:01,000 There's an invention now that can help all of us, if you bring it with you. 259 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 It is a self-saucing fork. 260 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000 What? 261 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000 A self-saucing fork. 262 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000 Let me explain. 263 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Alright. If you're a fan of mayo, ketchup and mustard, the latest invention by a German condiment brand, Thomey, will blow you away. 264 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000 A fork that sauces. 265 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,000 You heard it right. 266 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:31,000 The brand alongside McCann Frankfurt created a fork attachment to allow for optimal fork grabbing sauce eating. 267 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:46,000 The self-proclaimed unnecessary necessity invention is a reusable attachment which allows users to pick up snacks with a fork and add condiments with just a squeeze. 268 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:56,000 With all the doom and gloom of recent times, this lighthearted concept encourages a little bit of indulgence for those who can't bear the thought of food without saucy add-ons. 269 00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:04,000 So, anyhow, what it is is I looked it up and it's a hollow fork, okay, with a screw, what would you call it? 270 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,000 Shit. 271 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000 A thread. 272 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000 With threads on it. 273 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000 It has a little tab there with threads on it. 274 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,000 With this thread is a little tab. 275 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:27,000 With this thread is a condiment container that you screw onto it. 276 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:45,000 So whenever you want sauce, you got your fork, let's say deep in a fry, you want to add a little ketchup, you squeeze the condiment bag that is connected to the fork and it automatically sauces your fork. 277 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:50,000 It automatically sauces your french fry or onion ring or whatever you want sauced. 278 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000 So. 279 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000 That is cool. 280 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000 Yeah. 281 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:01,000 And I mean, let's say that you don't care that much, you know, you can always add your own. 282 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 I think we all know people that would benefit from this, right? 283 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000 Yeah. 284 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Yeah. 285 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000 I know people that would just be ecstatic if I got them one of them. 286 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:15,000 Yeah, we're going to have to wait until next Christmas. 287 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000 Yep, same here. 288 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000 Yep, too late now. 289 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000 Hey, Rob, you got something you want to go into? 290 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:28,000 Yeah, yeah, I found this pretty cool story here. 291 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Okay. 292 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:36,000 This is KSIS 1050 AM out of Sedalia. 293 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,000 Okay. 294 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,000 I'm guessing that would be Sedalia, Missouri. 295 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 I think probably so. 296 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000 I know of other... 297 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000 I know of other... 298 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,000 I don't know of any other Sedalia's anywhere in America, do you? 299 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:58,000 I know I don't recall hearing of any. 300 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000 Okay. 301 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000 Well, anyhow, go ahead. 302 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:15,000 All right, here we go. I know everyone, you're all looking for some excitement, some fun in this new year of 2024, but I'm afraid I have to crush your fun. 303 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:22,000 I was touring around on the internet looking for some things happening throughout the state of Missouri. 304 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,000 Okay. 305 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:29,000 I then randomly came across this, which I made sure to double check. 306 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:33,820 I'm not sure what it was, but I'm sure it was a 307 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 report of a man who was in the car. 308 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,000 Okay. 309 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000 These are not my words. 310 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,000 I'm reading what the reporter said. 311 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000 Okay, go ahead. 312 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:52,000 It says 578.176. 313 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:57,000 Bear Rasslin, if you see one, rassles a bear. 314 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:08,000 Two, permits bear rasslin to be done on any premises under his or her charge or control. 315 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000 Okay. 316 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:15,000 Three, three, permits conducts or stages bear rasslin. 317 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,000 Four, advertises bear rasslin. 318 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,000 Five, collects any admission fee for bear rasslin. 319 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:32,000 Six, works his or possesses a bear, which he or she knows will be used for bear rasslin. 320 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:38,000 Seven, trains a bear for bear rasslin. 321 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:45,000 Eight, subjects a bear to surgical altercation for bear rasslin. 322 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,000 So I know, I know this is just traumatic to you. 323 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:55,000 I know you were looking forward to getting together with your bros to impress some ladies, 324 00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:02,000 but you cannot wrestle the godless killing machines that are known as bears. 325 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,000 If you do, you're going to end up in the slammer. 326 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,000 If you do, you're going to end up in the slammer. 327 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,000 What if you got to go to the hospital first? Do you go to the hospital first, then the slammer? 328 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:23,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. They always give you medical attention first. 329 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,000 Okay, okay. Well that's good to know because that might be a possibility, right? 330 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,000 That is a law in the state of Missouri. 331 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,000 And only Sedalia would uncover that, right? 332 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,000 That's the only place I've found it so far. 333 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,000 That crack staff at 1050 whatever, whatever, whatever. 334 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:47,000 Yes, KSIS radio at 1050 AM out of Sedalia. 335 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:52,000 Thank you, KSIS 1050 AM radio out of Sedalia. We appreciate it. 336 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,000 That was some very knowledgeable news right there. 337 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:01,000 I'm glad because I was actually thinking about doing all of the things that were mentioned. 338 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,000 I'm so glad that I know I'm not supposed to do that now. 339 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,000 I mean I could have went to jail for all the bare shit that I was going to do. 340 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:16,000 So thank you, Rob. Thank you for the great sleuth work and the uncovering of that and the journalism with integrity. 341 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000 We appreciate you. 342 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000 Thank you. 343 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:29,000 And Ohio McDonald's was closed by the health inspectors after a customer reported getting a crack pipe in a drive-through breakfast order. 344 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,000 Uh huh. 345 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:40,000 The anonymous customer initially posted on Reddit about the disturbing find in this Tuesday morning order at one of the fast food chain's locations in Columbus. 346 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:47,000 He said he brought, I wonder if Ruth Ann ever went through that McDonald's. 347 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000 Oh come on, get off of her, Marv. Get off of her. 348 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,000 Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 349 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,000 I'm sorry, Ruth Ann. You're a faithful listener and we appreciate it and we love you. 350 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000 I apologize, Ruth Ann. 351 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,000 Yep. 352 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000 You're just having a real fun. 353 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:09,000 Even if you're mad at me, you can't be mad at Rob. Rob's been defending you this whole time. He's been nothing but a gentleman and charming to you. 354 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,000 So you can stay mad at me, but just listen for Rob, right? 355 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000 Yep. 356 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,000 It would be unfair not to listen. 357 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000 Well. 358 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:29,000 It would be unfair not to listen. It would be unfair to Rob because Rob has done nothing to you, Ruth Ann. I've been the mouthy one. I've been the one constantly badgering and poking at you. 359 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:34,000 So it would be unfair to hurt Rob to get to me, right? 360 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,000 And just so you know, it's all in fun. All in fun, Ruth Ann. 361 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000 I think she knows. I'm just having fun. 362 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:50,000 So anyhow, he brought the bag back inside to the store, alerting a manager so that something similar wouldn't end up in a happy meal. 363 00:32:51,000 --> 00:33:01,000 However, he declined and offered a refund and instead reported it to Franklin County Public Health. The post said, I don't know why he wouldn't get a refund. 364 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000 You know? 365 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000 Said he didn't want a refund? 366 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000 I don't know. 367 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:20,000 So, oh, no. Okay. Health inspectors then closed the location Wednesday after finding multiple health code violations during building work there, according to the Columbus Dispatch. 368 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:28,000 Construction workers were moving freely throughout the restaurant, leaving construction dust on surfaces of food preparation counters, equipment and flooring. 369 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:36,000 The inspectors report noted, according to the dispatch, beverage service equipment such as soda dispenser, frappuccino machine. 370 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:44,000 That would not be a frappuccino machine. That is a Starbucks licensed name. It would be a frappe pain machine, Columbus Dispatch. 371 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:54,000 So frozen beverage dispenser, coffee machine, had dust, debris, screws, unassembled computer equipment, wooden trim pieces on the top surfaces, report states. 372 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,000 Okay, you know what? Here's what I think might have happened. 373 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:05,000 I think that one of the construction workers was a crack addict and accidentally lost his crack pipe in one of the bags. 374 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000 Doesn't that make sense? 375 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:14,000 See, I read that story. 376 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,000 Oh, that's why you had that reaction. 377 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000 Okay. 378 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,000 I don't know. 379 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:28,000 It's just awfully weird it just appeared. 380 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000 No, I thought that too, but the guy isn't asking for... 381 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:36,000 Because the manager was taking up for their employees. 382 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:43,000 Yeah, it was fishy sounding, but what is the end game? Why would someone do that is what I'm saying. 383 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:54,000 The guy isn't asking for anything. There's nothing he can really sue for. I mean, you know, he brought the meal back, he didn't take a refund, done deal. Okay, it's over, right? 384 00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:03,000 So what would be the end game is what I'm saying. I mean, there's got to be some sort of an end game if he did that himself for whatever. 385 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:08,000 He's not trying to smear the name of the place. You know what I mean? 386 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:12,000 I don't know. See, I couldn't figure that out either. 387 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:19,000 So, I don't know. You know what, I'm sure they'll uncover exactly what happened sooner or later and I'm going to try to keep that in mind. 388 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:29,000 It could be something as simple as he just wants to teach him a lesson. Hey, if you're going to be doing construction you need to be close. You're working with food. 389 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:41,000 Hey, you know what, that's actually a pretty good thought right there because if he is trying to teach him something, what better way than to say something absurd like, hey, there's a crack pipe in here. 390 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:50,000 Yeah, yeah, she's got a crack pipe that got put into his bag. 391 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:58,000 Yeah, I mean, the only thing I could think of is maybe a construction worker was doing some crack on his break and lost it in there. 392 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:05,000 I mean, there's obviously not like some drug addict. Well, I guess it could have been a drug addict employee maybe. 393 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:12,000 Yeah, yeah. See, and that's what they originally shut down for was to shut that out. 394 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:17,000 But then here come all these allegations about the construction work too. 395 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,000 So they got to get it all straightened up now. 396 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,000 Yeah, or maybe it's a non-union site and the guy was a union. 397 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,000 That could be. 398 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,000 Or vice versa. 399 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000 But very well, I did not think of that. 400 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000 I just now thought of it when we're talking it over. 401 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:43,000 Oh, well, you know what, I'm going to keep monitoring this story and if there is some sort of a conclusion, I will sleuth it out and bring it back to everybody. 402 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:53,000 So, but anyhow, while we're talking about cheeseburgers, Wendy's has a couple of really good deals going on the end of the year and the first of next year. 403 00:36:54,000 --> 00:37:07,000 We all love a good cheeseburger. We especially love one at a good price, which is why we tend to head one of our favorite fast food spots for a quick grab and go when we're craving a burger. 404 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:13,000 However, with prices rising in the fast food world, we're always on the lookout for an extra deal or two to help save some cash. 405 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:19,000 Thankfully, Wendy's has come through time and time again with some solid offerings in that department. 406 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,000 In fact, the chain gifted us with 12 days of holiday deals this month. 407 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:29,000 And if that weren't enough, Wendy's is closing out the month of December with another can't miss deal. 408 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:40,000 Back in September, the chain had us all excited when it announced it was selling cheeseburgers for just one cent for an entire week in honor of National Cheeseburger Day. 409 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:51,000 Wendy's is back with a similar deal, but it is National Bacon Day deal, which is December 30th. 410 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:58,000 It runs from there through the first of the year. It is a bacon cheeseburger for one cent. 411 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000 Hallelujah. 412 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000 Yes, that's what I say. 413 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:10,000 So, anyhow, you can get it from December 22nd to January 2nd at all participating Wendy's. 414 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,000 It's Applewood smoked bacon cheeseburger, just like they have on the menu. 415 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:20,000 The same thing, and you can get it from their app in the deals section of their app. 416 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,000 So if you want to take advantage of this, make sure you have the app loaded. 417 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:30,000 And it is in the deals section, which is over in the corner, according to this article. 418 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:37,000 So you go on your app, you go over into the right hand corner, I believe is what it said, and you look for the deals and it's under the deals. 419 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,000 And that would be the one cent bacon cheeseburger. 420 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:50,000 And that's from December 27th through, where the hell is it, January 2nd. 421 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000 So you've got roughly about a week to enjoy this. 422 00:38:54,000 --> 00:39:05,000 And I suggest do it. It's a great cheeseburger anyhow, but for one cent, that's a whole new game there, isn't it? 423 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000 Yeah, that is. 424 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:13,000 Alright, Rob, let's switch gears. Let's come back with the end of the year, Harry Asshole Olympics. 425 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000 What do you think of that? 426 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000 Let's do it. 427 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000 Alright, we'll be right back with the Harry Asshole Olympics. 428 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:32,000 The final one where we're going to crown the 2023, and then this crowned new Harry Asshole guy or gal is going to go against the 2024 electees. 429 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:37,000 So we'll talk you guys here in a minute. 430 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000 I'm going to start with the testimonials from some satisfied customers. 431 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Stupid futsack come to me. He talk stupid. He no let me go. Smell like sack of shit. He spit talk all over. I remember smacking balls. I use shit sack. Shit sack lie on ground. I walk off. Thank you smacking the balls. You saved me from smelly smelly spit. 432 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:39,000 Well, I had this stupid son of a bitch come around me. He would not shut his fucking yap or for nothing. He gets up on me and he talks all stupid. And I didn't know what to do. I could not shake this motherfucker like a burger. 433 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:53,000 Then I remember smacking the nuts. I pulled out old smacking the nuts and that motherfucker went down like a sack of fucking potatoes. Thank you smacking the nuts. You saved me once again from stupid motherfuckers. 434 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000 Smacking the nuts. Don't leave home without it. 435 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:02,000 And now, the brand new feature. Strange insults from an alien. 436 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:14,000 May your mother come to talk to you. And then leave your door slightly ajar. So that you may have to get up and close it. 437 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:34,000 New douchebags in a microphone, raw and uncensored. See behind the smoke show. Watch as the douchebags get stung by a stalk of bees. Enjoy one of many coffee houses ordering our heroes out. Watch Mark revisit Clinton, Missouri to claim his innocence for all the mad shitter accusations. 438 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:45,000 I'm not the mad shitter. Act now and get both high-quality DVD sets and a free douchebag calendar. Mark off the day with a douchebag looking at you. Supplies are limited so act now. 439 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,000 Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! 440 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000 Oh lord, that man just sawed a puppy in half. 441 00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:03,000 Hey there, don't worry, I have a clown nose. 442 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,000 Oh no! That drunk guy just hit my child! 443 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,000 It's okay, I have a clown nose. 444 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:23,000 Clown nose! Just put one on and you can do anything! Want to run for office? Murder people in public? Just grab a clown nose and BAM! Everyone laughs! 445 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:28,000 Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions. Grab one today and make magic happen. 446 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:36,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 447 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:57,000 Mary, your grandmother always intruded your thoughts at the last minute while you are masturbating. 448 00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:06,000 And we are back. Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark. 449 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,000 And I am Rob. 450 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:17,000 Alright, as promised, we have the Harry Asshole Olympics end of the year special. We're going to crown the new Harry Asshole 2023. 451 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:27,000 And he's going to go against the first quarter of 2024 starting, I don't know, maybe a few weeks into it. We're going to have him go against our new electees. 452 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:34,000 So, anyhow, Rob, you have all the nominees or all the winners there. Do you want to do the honors? 453 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000 This is going to be a tough night, buddy. 454 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 I know it is. I know it is. When you sent me the finalists. 455 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,000 You want to talk about a battle royale. 456 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:50,000 So, a lot of these are probably going to end up going to Topher and he's going to have to pick. Agreed? 457 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,000 Anyhow. 458 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,000 Very well, good chance. 459 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,000 Yeah. Anyhow, go ahead, Rob, with the first. 460 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:05,000 Okay, let's go Phil Robertson. 461 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,000 Yep. 462 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,000 This is Dan Haggerty. 463 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000 Oh. 464 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,000 Wow. 465 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:20,000 I don't know. They're both about equally as hairy if you think about it. 466 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,000 Yeah. 467 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,000 With the beards, the long hair, everything. 468 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000 You want to sit? 469 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000 Dan's cleaner. 470 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,000 Is he? 471 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000 Yeah, Phil takes a bath maybe once a week. 472 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:46,000 Yeah, you're probably right. Dan Haggerty, Grizzly Adams, was a cleaner looking guy. 473 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,000 Okay, alright, then let's go with Phil Robertson. 474 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000 Okay. 475 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000 Alright, next up. 476 00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:05,000 Wolfgang Van Halen versus Ted Nugent. 477 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,000 I'm going to go with Sweaty Teddy. 478 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:14,000 Actually, I think I'm going to go with him too. 479 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,000 Because of the sweat. 480 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,000 Yeah, Sweaty Teddy, and I don't think that he bays very much. He is a mountain man. 481 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:33,000 He fishes and hunts and doesn't take a lot of showers and is very hairy and wears a loin cloth and just all the above things that you would associate with having a very hairy asshole. 482 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:37,000 So, alright, Sweaty Teddy it is. 483 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,000 Next up. 484 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:47,000 Wolfman Jack versus Breeze and Brady. 485 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000 Ooh. 486 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:58,000 You got any way you're going on this at all. You got any angle. 487 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000 Ooh. 488 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:08,000 I really don't have an angle at all. I can go on this. 489 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000 Yes. Yes. 490 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000 Breeze and Brady was a wrestler, Mark. 491 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,000 Oh, okay. 492 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:21,000 We kicked wrestlers off because they have to wear drop straps. 493 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,000 Yeah, that's right. Okay, Wolfman Jack. 494 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:30,000 Because Wolfman Jack, he was the kind of guy he would just let it fucking go crazy. 495 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:45,000 He didn't care. He was a hippie. He had his number one syndicated rock and roll show at night when rock and roll was king and was glamorous and all the beatniks loved him and he probably slept on the beach most nights. 496 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:51,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, going in that angle I would say Wolfman Jack probably takes it. 497 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,000 Yep, alright. 498 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,000 Alright. 499 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:05,000 Next up. Eddie K. Thomas aka Finch from American Pie. 500 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000 Uh huh. 501 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,000 Versus Duluth the Trading Guy. 502 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:17,000 I'm going to go with Duluth the Trading Guy because he's so sullied. That guy is hairy. 503 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,000 I agree. 504 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:25,000 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that one was the only no brainer when I looked it over when you sent it to me. That was the only no brainer. 505 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,000 Yep. 506 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,000 Okay. Alright, Duluth the Trading Guy it is. 507 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:39,000 Oh, this fight. The final one on this one is going to be a tough one. 508 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,000 Okay. 509 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:47,000 Jason Kelsey versus Caesar from Planet of the Apes. 510 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,000 Ooh. 511 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,000 Hmm. 512 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:55,000 Want to send that one to Topher's desk? 513 00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:00,000 Yeah, how about this. We'll send that one to Topher. 514 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,000 Okay. 515 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,000 And then we can hash out the last four. 516 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:13,000 Okay, that sounds good. Okay, so let's see. Okay, that was um. 517 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:22,000 Jason Kelsey versus Caesar from Planet of the Apes. 518 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,000 Yep. 519 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:30,000 Okay, that goes to Topher. 520 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,000 Okay. 521 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,000 Alright, next one. 522 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:42,000 Okay. Alright, next one. 523 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,000 What'd you say? 524 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:53,000 Let's go Phil Robertson and Ted Nidji. 525 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,000 Ooh. 526 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,000 I'll just keep them in order. 527 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,000 Yeah. 528 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:10,000 Um. I think. I don't know. Man, okay. 529 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,000 They're both probably about the same age. 530 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:19,000 They both take about the same amount of showers per week, which might be none. 531 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:25,000 They both are mountain men kind of. They both like do a lot of sporting and game. 532 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:33,000 I'm going to say sweaty teddy and here's why. And this is just a hunch. Nothing else. 533 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:46,000 I think a sweaty teddy does not like to comply with rules. So I think he would purposely grow his asshole hair out and be proud of it. 534 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:56,000 Well, I think Phil Robertson would have asshole hair, but he's not all that proud of it. He's like, yeah, yeah, you know, I don't really do much down there. I never really thought about it. 535 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,000 That's my thought. 536 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,000 I'll give you that. I'll give you that. That's a good argument. 537 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:13,000 Yeah. And that's the only angle I could come up with. So. And also the name sweaty teddy. So. Yeah. Okay, sweaty teddy it is. 538 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:25,000 Next one, please. Yeah. To be honest, a lot of times when I see Phil Robertson, he's sitting down on his butt. So. Yeah. That's it. And there's a recliner. That's true. That's true. 539 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:33,000 It's not Robertson. It's Robertson, right? Yeah. Yeah. Robertson. I don't know why I called him Robertson, but anyhow. Okay. 540 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:41,000 Next one. This is back to Wolfman Jack and the Loot Trading guy. 541 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,000 The Loot Trading guy. 542 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:56,000 Who? I'm going to go with the Loot Trading guy because he's just so solid. The guy's got hair everywhere and he has underwear that squeezes his fucking hair out and his fucking nutsack and everything. 543 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:03,000 And he like dances and he's got hair on his back and he's just he's just an ape looking guy. 544 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:14,000 Were Wolfman Jack? Yeah, he was like really hairy and everything. But I just think that the Loot Trading guy is like the ultimate hairy fucking guy. 545 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,000 What do you think? 546 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:24,000 I agree. That was a he was an awesome pick. He was awesome. He was. 547 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000 Okay, next one. 548 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:32,000 Okay, so the winner of this battle coming up. 549 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:48,000 Takes on the winner of Jason Kelsey and Caesar. And we'll have another show coming up before the end of the year. So the winner will be picked this year to go on to battle next year. 550 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,000 Yeah, yeah. And also we'll have a discussion off air. 551 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:59,000 And also I have some you know what I have some bits I have you do but I'll talk to you about it then too. 552 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:08,000 Okay, so we'll figure all that out a little bit later. So okay. What is the what is the last one here? 553 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000 I'll go with Ted versus Duluth. 554 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,000 Oh. 555 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000 I'm gonna have to go with Duluth. 556 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,000 I'm gonna have to go with Duluth. 557 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,000 Once again. I'm gonna go with him too. 558 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000 He's just such a hairy fucking bastard. 559 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000 That guy is as strong as candidate as it comes. 560 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:46,000 Alright, so whoever wins between Jason Kelsey and Caesar a plant of the apes. They are going to take on Duluth trading. 561 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,000 Wow. 562 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,000 Honestly, I could see Duluth trading guy winning it all. 563 00:52:54,000 --> 00:53:03,000 And then we'll see what kind of candidates we come up next. But you know what? We're going to leave the Jason Kelsey Caesar plant of the apes. 564 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,000 Hey, do you want to do this? 565 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:12,000 You want to take take these three candidates and have Topher pick the one that wins out of the three? 566 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,000 There you go. 567 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000 Okay. Okay. All that Jason. 568 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,000 No, I don't mind. 569 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:25,000 I think that's the best way to do it. Just have him pick it and then we're done with it. 570 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:37,000 So Jason Kelsey, Caesar from plant of the apes and Duluth trading guy are going to all against each other. 571 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:43,000 And then the winner will be the winner of this 2023's hairy asshole Olympics. 572 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,000 That's what we're doing. 573 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:59,000 That's what we're doing. Okay, I will send it off right after right after the program's over. I will send that to Topher and I'll probably get an answer tomorrow. I imagine at this point. 574 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000 So pretty cool. 575 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,000 All right, Rob. Yeah. 576 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:10,000 And any of these other people are subject to come back at any time. 577 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,000 Yes. And some of my help do. 578 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:17,000 Yeah. Oh, dude, we have to kill people in this. 579 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:26,000 Yeah, I know. We fucking we fucking dug deep, dude. I was pretty proud of the shit that we did. Yeah, we did. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty cool. 580 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:34,000 So and you know what? We always think like we can't find more people, but we're going to have some really good candidates, some of them that we never even thought of before. 581 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:42,000 Yeah, you know, I've already got one in mind. I got to make sure that we didn't we didn't use him before. 582 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:50,000 But I've got one guy in mind. I'm pretty sure we haven't used before that I already thought of one that's a great candidate. 583 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,000 I don't think we used him. So and there'll be other ones come up too. 584 00:54:54,000 --> 00:55:05,000 So anyhow, right here I have a state of Illinois, Illinois Secretary of State Alex Gia Gia Nolis 585 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:16,000 revealed some of the more than 300 requested vanity plates that were rejected for a feature and potentially lewd, offensive or even dangerous language. 586 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:35,000 Gia Nolis, Gia Nolis, Gia Nolis said in a YouTube video that the customized license plate requests were added to the permanent naughty list after being spotted by his team, which he said is well versed in filthy puns, lecherous language and sneaky swearing. 587 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:49,000 The secretary said some of this year's rejected plates included eat butts, E-A-T-B-U-T-T-S. He thinks that's dirty, eat butts. 588 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,000 What was his first clue? Eat butts? 589 00:55:53,000 --> 00:56:08,000 The next one on the naughty list was MILFS. M-I-L-F-S. We all know what that means. Mothers has been around a long time. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. 590 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:21,000 The next one I don't agree with at all. Actually a few of them. Whoopass. W-O-O-P-A-S-S. I think that they're nitpicking with whoopass. 591 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:36,000 That's like really tame. Especially the way it's spelled W-O-O-P-A-S-S. What, because this has ass on it? They say ass everywhere. Yeah, they put it all together. It's not like it's two words. 592 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:48,000 Yeah. I don't agree with that. And then the next one I really don't agree with. Poopsy. P-O-O-P-S-Y. That could be a bad... Well, what is wrong with that? 593 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:59,000 Nothing is wrong with that. It's just stupid. They're overreacting. That's people you're paying to do something that they probably shouldn't be paying them to do. It's stupid. Poopsy is so... 594 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:05,000 That was on TV shows back in the 50s and 60s. Yeah. Poopsy is nothing. 595 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:14,000 The next one. I love this one. D's Nuts. D-Z-N-U-T-Z. 596 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:21,000 Mm-hmm. I guess that's borderline. I get it. Nuts. Nutsack. 597 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:35,000 I've always thought that. Yeah. So, D's Nuts. Well, they always joke, hey, hey, why don't you take a look at the what? D's. D's what? D's nuts. 598 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:47,000 D's nuts. Ha ha ha. Yeah. Anyhow. And then the next one that was on the naughty list. And these are the ones that I guess like they that were pretty common that they had to turn down several times. 599 00:57:47,000 --> 00:58:05,000 Iowa sucks. I-O-W-A-S-U-X. So, Iowa borders Illinois. So, is there some sort of a rivalry there that I don't know about? Like, does Illinois play Iowa in basketball and football or something? Or Iowa still... 600 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:15,000 I don't know. But don't go picking on our Iowa friends. No, no, no, no, no, no. We don't agree with this. No, no, not you. Not you. Nobody picking on our Iowa friends. We will protect them. 601 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:29,000 Look, would I rather talk to someone from Iowa or Illinois? Iowa, of course. So, anyhow, Iowans, we love you. Keep listening. We are on your side. As a matter of fact, if you're from Iowa, email us. 602 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:46,000 duschb66 at yahoo.com. We got the one guy that said that Des Moines radio is lame and that's why you guys listen. But we want to find out more about you guys. I mean, it's like it's almost our number one market. It's not that far behind Kansas City. I know. 603 00:58:46,000 --> 00:59:01,000 And, you know, we've done so much, you know, at the city market and so much pub around Kansas City. You would think that Kansas City would be it by a long shot? No. Des Moines is right on their heels and they could overcome Kansas City as our number one market easily. 604 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:16,000 That's how big we've exploded up there. So we want to hear from you guys. We want to hear who you are, what you are, you know, what you like to do, where you're from, what you like about the show, all that. Email us, please. 605 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:36,000 Don't have to just be Des Moines. We're in Iowa. Who listens? Let us know, man. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's really flattering that you guys have taken to us. Like I said, we have so many listeners, we could possibly even show up on some rating services up there. They wouldn't know who we were, but we could show up on there. 606 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:58,000 So, yeah. Anyhow, those Giannis idiots said clever is too generous of a word, but they did make me laugh. Giannone, oh, they have a different spelling here. It's a Greek name. Giannolis. Giannolis. Giannolis. 607 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:11,000 I think is how it's spelled. Anyhow, offered some advice to anyone seeking a personalized license plate. Go ahead and make it clever, but please keep it clean to avoid any naughty list. 608 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:30,000 Naughty list. Okay, whatever. Everything. Well, I see the milfs and the D's nuts and all that, but we don't want the Iowa sucks. We don't want that on there, but I think most of them were not that bad. 609 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:44,000 Yeah. I think they were neck-kicking on some of them. I think they were too. Anyhow, let's see what else we got here. 610 01:00:44,000 --> 01:01:03,000 I got a quick recall. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Insight Pharmaceuticals announced on Friday that it was voluntarily recalling one lot of Americane 20% benzocaine topical anesthetic spray. 611 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:20,000 The spray stops pain and itching from minor cuts, scrapes, burns and sunburns. It was probably used to relieve symptoms associated with hemorrhoids and anoretic inflammation. 612 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:32,000 According to the recall announcement, the contaminated lot of the product showed a low level of benzene came from the propellant that sprays the product out of the can. 613 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:44,000 Benzene is a carcinogen that could potentially cause cancers, including leukemia and blood cancer of the bone marrow as well as blood disorders. 614 01:01:44,000 --> 01:02:03,000 Down here, the company said the contaminated lot contains the code 1A16420 and the package size is two ounces. 615 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:07,000 Okay. But it's only one lot. 616 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000 So it wasn't very many of those. 617 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:17,000 No, no, it was just one run. Just one lot of them. 618 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:22,000 Okay. All right. Thank you, Rob. Appreciate that. 619 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,000 You're welcome. 620 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:30,000 It seems like Chipotle has a new kind of gimmick thing going on in some parts of the country. 621 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:40,000 It is a robot that gives you chips. His name is Chippy. 622 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,000 Sure. I need one more. 623 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,000 Yeah. Yeah, I do too. 624 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:49,000 Anyhow, you walk into a Chipotle and then they ask you, you know, what you want and everything. 625 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:54,000 And in certain Chipotles, not all of them, there's not a whole lot of them doing it right now, but there's a few of them doing it. 626 01:02:54,000 --> 01:03:06,000 And he's called Chippy. And what he does is Chippy goes over to the chip dispenser, you know, that box that has a chips in them, grabs one of them out of there or two or whatever, and brings them to you. 627 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:13,000 And anyhow, I guess he even talks to you a little bit like, thank you, have a great day or something like that. 628 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:18,000 But he's an interesting looking guy because he almost looks kind of spiderish. 629 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,000 Oh, wow. 630 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:25,000 It's pretty cool, yeah. But anyhow, his name's Chippy and they said be nice to him. 631 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:29,000 So I guess people maybe were picking on him. I don't know. Whatever. 632 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:38,000 So anyhow, but Chipotle says that they plan on doing more stuff like that too. More AI stuff and more robotic AI stuff too. 633 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,000 Not just to like save on labor, but also because of the uniqueness of it. 634 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:47,000 They like the idea of having like a robot come over there and give you chips. 635 01:03:47,000 --> 01:04:00,000 So, but this is not very many Chipotles. It still seems to be, although they want to do it nationwide eventually, it still seems to be kind of a rarity to have a store that does it. 636 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:11,000 And I would suspect that it's probably a really high volume store that they don't really have enough people to, you know, so, you know, they might save on a couple of people grabbing chips. 637 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:16,000 You know, they don't have to pay a couple of guys to grab chips for everybody. Instead they got Chippy doing it. 638 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:20,000 So, I thought it was pretty interesting. 639 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:22,000 Yeah. 640 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:30,000 Yeah. So anyhow, we are coming to the end of this podcast. You got anything you want to go with Rob? You got anything you want to say? 641 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:38,000 I don't know. I don't know. 642 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000 I don't know. 643 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,000 Not really. Not really. 644 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,000 Nothing important. Nothing important. 645 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:53,000 Well, Rick from the Filthy Bean has messaged me several times and he was... 646 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,000 Uh oh, we're in trouble aren't we? 647 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,000 Yes we are. He's adamant that we have to make it down there. 648 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:02,000 He said he's going to tear our table out if we don't make it down there. 649 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,000 And he's serious. 650 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:09,000 He said that he got the plaque and the table ready and we never fucking show up now. 651 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,000 But, he did not sway from the chocolates. 652 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:22,000 So when he puts us up in the Omni again, we do give him his chocolates because I gave him some shit about that. I said, can we have our chocolates now? 653 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:24,000 Yeah. 654 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:31,000 He said no. He said you are to collect those chocolates every day you're there and bring them to me the last day. Not one of them eaten. 655 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:37,000 So, here pretty soon... 656 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:41,000 He's adding chocolate with your balls. That's his problem. 657 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:45,000 Yes. I told him, I said, you get them all on points. Why don't you just go stay there? 658 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,000 He's like, I got my house here. Why would I want to stay there? 659 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:58,000 So anyhow, here soon, probably the first of the year, I told him sometime in January, we are going to be at the Filthy Bean in Nashville. 660 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:02,000 He wants everybody to know that you can pick up his stuff at Kroger's. 661 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:15,000 And he said Walmarts locally around Nashville and around Jackson and Memphis, you can pick up his light of expressos from the Filthy Bean. 662 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:22,000 He said he had some storm damage from some storms that hit there about a month ago. 663 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:27,000 And he said that his terrarium room is destroyed. 664 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,000 Oh. 665 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:33,000 Yeah. So he hadn't been operating for a few days anyhow. 666 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:37,000 He said that he got back on his feet actually about a week ago. 667 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:42,000 He said the full store is open again, but the terrarium part is under construction. 668 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:46,000 So anyhow, but our booth was not harmed. 669 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,000 Good. 670 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:53,000 We will be broadcasting from there in the near future in January sometime just to let you know. 671 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,000 And Rick said that he will forgive us, but we have to get down there soon. 672 01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,000 Alright. 673 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:05,000 Yeah. He even said something about he might have to turn to TwoFuckNuts and a recorder. We can't let that happen. 674 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,000 Oh, hell no. 675 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:11,000 No. Those two bozos in their basement in Buckner, Missouri? No way. Uh-uh. 676 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,000 No. 677 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,000 Well, we just got them on our side. 678 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:16,000 Oh shit, that's right. That's right. 679 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:19,000 Okay. Okay. We love those guys. We love those guys. 680 01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,000 Yeah. Let's not dangle the curtain. 681 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:23,000 You know what? You're right. 682 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,000 You know them too. You know them too. 683 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,000 Yeah. Yeah. And the rumors are not true. 684 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,000 They'll turn on us quicker than anything. 685 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,000 Oh. They're probably motherfucking us without even hearing this. 686 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:37,000 But we love you TwoFuckNuts and a recorder. We love you guys. 687 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,000 We do. 688 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,000 Peace. Peace. 689 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,000 We truly do. 690 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,000 Yeah. We think you guys are awesome. And we love Buckner, Missouri. 691 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:45,000 Right? 692 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:47,000 Yes. 693 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:52,000 That little jewel on 40 Highway in Northwestern, Missouri? Awesome. 694 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,000 I've known some people from there. 695 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:58,000 Yeah, I have too. And I'll just leave it at that. 696 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:03,000 Anybody. Anyhow. Everybody have a good night. Thank you for joining us. 697 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:17,000 Good night everybody. 698 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:21,000 Hey. Where did everybody go? Where are the douchebags? 699 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:26,000 Oh my God. Someone took a dump in the corner. Oh jeez. 700 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:30,000 Glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. 701 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,000 Man that smells.