1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas! You're still a fucking asshole! 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:19,000 The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat. 3 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:29,000 During an apocalypse, don't forget the nuts. Hickory nuts that is. Yeah, we know, hickory wood gets all the glory and all the love. 4 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Everyone loves the hickory trees. They cut them down and they make great sandwiches out of barbecue and meats. They smoke them and it's a fantastic deal. 5 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:49,000 But little does anyone know about the hickory nuts. During an apocalypse, hickory nuts could be the best thing you could find. 6 00:00:50,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Hickory nuts can be eaten raw, toasted, or added to various recipes. Their rich buttery flavor and crunchy texture make them an ideal ingredient for both sweet and savory dishes. 7 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:09,000 You can use hickory nuts to make nut butter, pesto, or even a unique hickory nut milk. There are five types of hickory nuts. 8 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Bitter nut hickory, shag bark hickory, pig nut hickory, mockernut hickory, and smooth bark hickory. 9 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Hickory trees are considered part of the walnut species and are plentiful at least around Missouri and surrounding areas. So during an apocalypse, don't forget to grab your nuts. 10 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Somewhere in the heavens your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little Bebo is listening to this film. 11 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:46,000 Remember to bleach your Bluetooth after every show. 12 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Alright, we're going to start off with something a little bit interesting. It turns out that we're going to start off with some younger generation stuff and then I've got some new urban dictionary words that we need to be aware of so when we hear them, us oldie-oldsters will know what they mean and can respond properly and not look like an idiot, right? 13 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Yeah, yeah, we gotta have that. 14 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:39,000 Yeah, yes, because here at Two Deuce Bags of Microphone, we look out for you, right? 15 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Yep. 16 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:50,000 That's our motto. Every morning we wake up, right? I wake up here, you wake up there, and we get up, we look in the mirror and we go, we look out for you people. That's what we do, right? 17 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 Yep. 18 00:02:53,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Yeah, okay, well there you go. So this is no different. Okay, first off, there is a thing going around called fubbing. Have you ever heard of fubbing? 19 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 No, I haven't. 20 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Okay, well this is a younger term and it expresses outrage because someone is snubbing you via their phone. Everyone's done this. You're like, man, I don't know why my fucking ankle hurts so bad. Gosh, I did something to it. I think I'm gonna have to go to the emergency room. And they're over there fucking putting a selfie up, right? 21 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Yep. Not giving a shit about your, and they're like, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Oh, that's funny. It's like, what do you mean it's funny? I just sprained my ankle and I can't walk. Huh? Oh, oh, oh, I meant it's funny that it happened right now. And it's like, shut up. You weren't listening to me. Just fess up to it, okay? You were fubbing me. 22 00:03:47,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Well, it seems that like a lot of new breakups of the younger generation is over fubbing. And they say this too. They're like, well, I got tired of being fubbed by my girlfriend or I got tired of being fubbed by my boyfriend. And so it's like a real issue. And I get it because it drives me nuts, especially the cover up. You know, they always say it's not the crime, it's the cover up. If someone would just be like, you know what, I got a little involved in my phone. I'm sorry. 23 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Here, I'm going to shut it off right now. What were you saying, Mark? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going to give you my full attention now. I didn't, you know, I just got carried away on this conversation here. I'm really sorry. But instead they're like, oh no, I was listening to you. Yeah, you said the dishwasher in your foot. And it's like, no, dude, you know, you just caught keywords, but you're looking at your phone, right? Everybody's had that happen, right? Yeah. 24 00:04:44,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Yeah. So be aware of fubbing. So while we were on that subject, there's some new, this is from the actual urban dictionary, not that. What would that what the hell was the other one that's so hard to find that they say that they're the new contemporary urban dictionary. 25 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Yeah, new contemporary. I believe that was it. Yeah. I think it's got a couple other phrases in there too. The new contemporary urban dictionary of America or something like that and surrounding area. I, anyhow, not those guys. This is a real urban dictionary coming out with their real terms. And here's some that Rob and I would like you to know. So if you have, if you have this phone at you, you, you can respond, respond appropriate and therefore look cool. 26 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Right? Yep. Act like you're down with it. You know, you know, the system, you know, the game you've been in it. So, okay, I've got nothing but teenagers here. So, okay, well, you're probably already privy to all this stuff. You're just gonna be over shaking the egg when you have. 27 00:05:47,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Yeah. Yeah. And okay. First one is Omni sham shambles, Omni shambles, all in one word, like Omni like epic, you know, epic. Omni shambles shambles is like everything just being destroyed. Right? Okay. Omni shambles basically means this, a person or situation that looks like a fuck up from all possible angles, originally coined in as well, anyhow, of the 28 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:34,000 thick of it. They tell you where it's originally coined. And this is some movie that I, you or I don't know anything about Rob. And so I'm not, I'm gonna spare everybody. Not only have you got a fucking bent husband and a fucking bent daughter that gets taken to school in a fucking sedan chair, you're also fucking mental. 29 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:54,000 And then it says, you see your fucking Omni shambles. And that's where that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know, from bean to cup, you fuck up. So that was from some movie. If you're younger, you probably know what movie it was. Me and Rob don't see that. Yeah, I could see that. Yeah. Yeah. 30 00:06:54,000 --> 00:07:08,000 The next one is interesting because Omni shambles, I could kind of tell by the name, right? You're like, okay, shambles Omni epic. Okay. So splashing. Ever heard of that? 31 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 No, I have not. 32 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:35,000 Me neither. This one kind of got me. It's a noun, a sexual slash sensual food exchange in which at least one person covers another person and foods of different tastes, textures and temperatures. Eating the food off said person is optional. It is common practice for the splosh E to be nude so as to heighten the feeling of the food on their bare skin. 33 00:07:35,000 --> 00:08:04,000 The splosher can be nude or clothed based on preference. Other common usages are the present verb splosh. He knelt in the shower while his partner covered him with layer after layer of sticky syrups, slick oils and chilled liquids. Never knowing that sensation or intoxicating aroma, she would be splashing him with next each touch of her hand or dribbling water. 34 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:17,000 People or liquids sent waves of awareness shooting through his body. So that is their explanation of how it needs to be used in a sentence or sentences like that one. 35 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 That's just weird. 36 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:26,000 I agree. I agree. I'm just the messenger. 37 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Yeah, I know this. 38 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,300 No, I know. I'm just being a dick. Okay. 39 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:37,340 Gung Fu. G-U-N-F-U. And it's two words. 40 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:41,880 There's a space in between. Gung Fu like Kung Fu only with a G. 41 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:46,800 Is the style of sophisticated close quarters gunplay 42 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:52,000 seen in Hong Kong action cinema and in western films influenced by it? 43 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:57,160 If often, it often resembles a martial arts battle played out with firearms. 44 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:59,600 Instead of traditional weapons. 45 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:06,400 The focus of Gung Fu is style and the usage of firearms in ways that were not designed to be used. 46 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:11,960 Shooting a gun from each hand, shots from behind the back, as well as use of guns as 47 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:19,040 melee weapons or melee weapons or whatever are all common. Other movies, other moves can involve shotguns. 48 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:26,520 So Gung Fu has become a staple factor in modern action films due to its visually appealing nature. 49 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:32,720 And this is a contrast to American action movies of the 1980s which focused more on heavy 50 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:37,040 weaponry and outright brute force and firearm based combat. 51 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:43,440 Yeah, so you see a new movie and it's like hey, how is that new movie? Oh a lot of Gung Fu. Oh cool. 52 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:48,040 I'll go see it now. You know. So that was 53 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:52,120 pretty much on par with what I thought it was. You? 54 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:57,840 Well, I knew it had something to do with fighting and conflict and all that. I just didn't know how. 55 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,840 Yeah. You know how much. 56 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:05,360 So the next one is called Cross Dreamer. 57 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:11,360 And I think I got this one. I think I know what this one is, but I'm not for sure. 58 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:16,360 A man or woman who get aroused by the idea of being the opposite sex. 59 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:22,040 Many cross dreamers identify with their birth sex while others are gender 60 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:31,320 dysphoric. Many cross dressers understand themselves as transgender while others consider themselves fetishes. 61 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:35,320 Many but not all. 62 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:37,320 Okay. 63 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:44,520 Many but not all and this is their term here on the Urban Dictionary, not me. Girl fags and guys. 64 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:51,760 Girl fags and guy dykes may be considered cross dreamers. It seems a majority of cross dreamers are 65 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:55,280 attracted to persons of their own birth sex. 66 00:10:55,800 --> 00:11:04,480 Now I reiterate this is what I guess it's not a derogatory word because it uses it here in the Urban Dictionary. 67 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:08,440 But if it is a derogatory word, I apologize those two words. 68 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:17,800 So cross dreamers may express their feelings through cross dressing and or creative cross streaming by writing stories, comics and TG captions. 69 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:30,800 Many female to male cross dressers enjoy cross dressing comics and stories while many male to female write to read TG captions, images with short text. 70 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:34,800 Male to female cross dreamers are labeled paraphilic. 71 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:41,800 And anyhow it goes on to some other stuff and I think you all get the idea of what it's saying. 72 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:55,800 And it's like really kind of a difference in terminology too because one person might think it's a fetish and another person thinks it's the way it is, their lifestyle, how they are. 73 00:11:55,800 --> 00:12:01,800 So anyhow there you go with that one. Level 5 vegan. 74 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:06,800 I think I got this one but I'm not for sure. 75 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:07,800 I think I got it too. 76 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:11,800 The cross dreamer went through me for a loop. I did not know it meant that. I thought it meant something else. 77 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:15,800 Ok. A vegan who won't eat anything that casts a shadow. 78 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:30,800 As used on the Simpsons episode, Lisa the Treehugger, animal environmental rights activist, Jesse tells Lisa that he is a level 5 vegan who won't eat anything that casts a shadow. 79 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:33,800 Such thing doesn't exist mind you. 80 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:42,800 So Lisa went on, oh you're the best and Jesse's like, yeah well that's a start and anyhow blah blah blah. 81 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:55,800 Those are the words that I chose to accentuate because those are the new words that are in the new category of words that people are using nowadays of the actual urban dictionary, the real one. 82 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:59,800 Not that other one that we've been dealing with. 83 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:03,800 So Rob do you have something you want to go into here? 84 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,800 Yeah I can't talk that but. 85 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:15,800 I know. The stuff in there threw me for a loop because I thought I would identify most of it by its title. Not really. 86 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:16,800 Yeah. 87 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:17,800 Not really. 88 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,800 No they did throw me for a loop this time. 89 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:30,800 Yeah yeah me too. Usually I can kind of guess but this one no the meanings and the words themselves were completely different than what I thought they were going to be. 90 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,800 So okay Rob go ahead with yours. 91 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:37,800 Okay. As you know I find a lot of my stories on Newsbreak original. 92 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,800 On Newsbreak. 93 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:48,800 Well this is a, this one is a Newsbreak original by Newsbreak contributor, Mellie Allen. 94 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,800 And I thought it was pretty interesting. 95 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:56,800 Our favorite things from the 90s that no longer exist. 96 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,800 Okay. 97 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:02,800 Want to feel old? The 90s ended over 20 years ago. 98 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,800 There are some of the things we've missed the most about the iconic decade. 99 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,800 Okay. 100 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,800 Unpacking the CD cover. 101 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:12,800 Yes. 102 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:19,800 I mean one of the most exciting parts of buying a new CD was tearing its inside and miring them for hours. 103 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:33,800 I remember when they came in those way over packed long cardboard sleeves and I'd say once they had cool art hanging them on my wall. 104 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,800 Yeah. Yeah I miss that don't you? 105 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:42,800 Yes I do. I do. Well that's telling why I'm going back to Vinyl's. 106 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:43,800 Yeah. 107 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,800 For the covers. 108 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,800 Oh I love Vinyl's. 109 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:46,800 For the art. 110 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,800 Oh I know. I used to love the posters they put in there. 111 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:49,800 And the sound. 112 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,800 Yeah. I agree. 113 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:57,800 Okay. Up next we have uninterrupted privacy. 114 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:02,800 You remember when you could leave the house and no one could contact you? 115 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:08,800 We're so connected nowadays that we can't even remember what being unavailable is like. 116 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,800 I've got an example for that too real quick. 117 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:14,800 And let's try not to get detoured because I love what you're doing here. I love this. 118 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:19,800 But okay the other day I did not hear my phone and I wasn't getting good signal. 119 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:23,800 And it went directly it rang once went to voicemail. 120 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:28,800 Then when I figured it out and I called the guy back he goes hey how come you sent me to voicemail? 121 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:29,800 And I go dude I didn't even hear it. 122 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:34,800 No no no it rang once and then it turned over. You hit the voicemail button on me. 123 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,800 I'm like no I didn't. 124 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,800 That is a prime example of no privacy. 125 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:44,800 I just simply did not hear it and I didn't have a good enough signal for it to all run. 126 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,800 I think we've all had this happen right? 127 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,800 It rang once you don't hear it and it goes to voicemail. 128 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:53,800 Well and some people think that you hit the voicemail button on them after the first ring. 129 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,800 I don't want to talk to this dick. 130 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:59,800 So that is no privacy at all. 131 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:03,800 Because I didn't even hear it and I got accused of snubbing somebody. 132 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,800 So go ahead I'm sorry. 133 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,800 Right. Okay. 134 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,800 Next we have gifts in cereal boxes. 135 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,800 Yes I miss those. 136 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:20,800 My mother must have been confused when I picked out my least favorite cereal at the grocery store. 137 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:28,800 But I was willing to eat anything if a product advertised a free prize on the box. 138 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,800 I miss those days. 139 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,800 Oh I do too. It reminds me of those. 140 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:37,800 They go into how you used to get video games and CDs. 141 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:41,800 Oh yeah the CDs were awesome when they did that for a short time. 142 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,800 Oh man. 143 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,800 I remember when the old records came on the back of the box. 144 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,800 Yes. Yeah yeah yeah. 145 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,800 Yep they were actual. Those were some pretty cool records. 146 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,800 They were actually I think they called them 45's. 147 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,800 The small records that were the singles on them. 148 00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:01,800 Yeah. Yeah I actually I think Davey still has a couple of those from like Alpha. 149 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,800 That'd be cool. 150 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:08,800 Apple Jacks maybe or something like that that had them on there for a while. 151 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:13,800 And it was something like the Partridge family or something like that or the Monkeys. 152 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,800 It was like poppy stuff back then. 153 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,800 And that stuff man that stuff is so cool. 154 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:25,800 I mean if I ever become a millionaire I'm buying every one of them I can find. 155 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:26,800 Right. 156 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,800 Yeah anyhow go ahead. 157 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:32,800 Okay next up no cameras at concerts. 158 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:41,800 There was a time you could watch a band perform on stage without a bright glow from someone's cell phone interface. 159 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:42,800 Bravo. 160 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:46,800 Bravo. Yeah that drives me fucking nuts. 161 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:55,800 Because now you see what's going on in front of you in a little bitty screen because that screens up around your eyes because they're holding it up to get a picture. 162 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:56,800 Yeah. 163 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,800 Oh it drives me fucking nuts. 164 00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,800 Yeah. 165 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:04,800 Anyhow there's a couple of groups I forgot who they were. 166 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:16,800 That say okay the first five minutes are dedicated to the cell phones then we want them all in your pocket and you guys are going to enjoy a show. 167 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:17,800 And so they would. 168 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,800 And this is two bands that did that and I forgot who they were. 169 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,800 Topher is one that said it in a podcast way back. 170 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:29,800 And they came out there they said okay all right the cell phone section of this program is over. 171 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:30,800 Put them away. 172 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,800 You got your pictures. 173 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,800 Yeah I remember that. 174 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:38,800 I can't remember who they were but anyhow go ahead Rob. 175 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,800 Okay. 176 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,800 Early instant messaging. 177 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:50,800 Remember how thrilling it was when your junior high crush logged into their internet instant messenger. 178 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,800 Well I was a little bit older than that. 179 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:53,800 But I. 180 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,800 Me too. 181 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,800 Remember ICQ. 182 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:59,800 It was spelled I C and a Q. 183 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:04,800 And it meant I seek you and you'd have people on there and also they go. 184 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,800 And you go what oh shit someone someone just messaged me. 185 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:11,800 And then it'd be like oh cool that's so it's oh I didn't know about that party. 186 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,800 Yeah I remember that that was pretty cool. 187 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,800 It really was. 188 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:15,800 Yeah. 189 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:20,800 Okay next up we have weekend movie rentals. 190 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,800 Whether you prefer Hollywood video or blockbuster. 191 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:31,800 We can all remember those family outings to select a new movie or video game that we could replay all weekend. 192 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,800 Yep or I preferred like the smaller ones like Airway and Belton. 193 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,800 Remember Airway. 194 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,800 Yeah yeah yeah. 195 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,800 Oh that's where we go all the time. 196 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:40,800 Yeah that's where we go too. 197 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,800 They even had the drive through. 198 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:47,800 On Friday nights we'd go to Airway get some videos and go to pizza time. 199 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:52,800 Yep and also Airway had a liquor store there too so it was videos and liquor. 200 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:53,800 Yeah yeah. 201 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,800 It was the perfect place. 202 00:19:55,800 --> 00:20:01,800 Yep Airway we salute you the former Airway and Belton which is now a Mexican grocery store. 203 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,800 We love you Airway. 204 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:03,800 We remember you. 205 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:04,800 Yes. 206 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:10,800 You had our you had our movies including the dirty ones plus alcohol. 207 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:11,800 I'm starting to get. 208 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,800 And I came in after I turned 21. 209 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,800 Same here I'm starting to get weepy Rob. 210 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:16,800 Yeah. 211 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,800 I mean yeah. 212 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:18,800 I am too. 213 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,800 That's nostalgia right there. 214 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,800 It is. 215 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:25,800 I mean those people cared about us obviously. 216 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:26,800 Okay next. 217 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:27,800 Next. 218 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:28,800 The music scene. 219 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:29,800 Okay. 220 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,800 The music scene. 221 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:38,800 Not all of us love 90s music but there is no denying the talent and passion that was 222 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,800 born in that era. 223 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:46,800 They remind us Gruns was good and gets a lot of notoriety. 224 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,800 But there was much more to the 90s music. 225 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:51,800 Oh yeah. 226 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,800 It was like the cranberries. 227 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,800 Yeah. 228 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,800 Even the Foo Fighters originated in the late 90s. 229 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:58,800 Do you know that? 230 00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,800 Right. 231 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:00,800 Right. 232 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:01,800 They did. 233 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:02,800 They did. 234 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:03,800 Yeah. 235 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,800 There's a lot of music that came from the 90s that was not grunge. 236 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,800 That was just flat out rock you know. 237 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:11,800 Yeah. 238 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,800 And there's there's too numerous to mention but yes. 239 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,800 And I'll go a step further. 240 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,800 A lot of that 90s music that I didn't really listen to at the time. 241 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,800 I listened to some grunge. 242 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:24,800 I had my favorite like Soundgarden was my favorite and then Alice in Chains. 243 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:25,800 Right. 244 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,800 I liked them a lot. 245 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:27,800 STP had some good songs. 246 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:28,800 I liked Soundgarden. 247 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,800 You know there was some good grunge that I liked but a lot of it I did not like. 248 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,800 But I'll tell you what it aged well. 249 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:40,800 Because now I hear it and I go you know what that was better music than I realized. 250 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,800 Yeah another band that I really got into Stone Temple Pilots. 251 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,800 Yes they were they were really good. 252 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:48,800 Yeah. 253 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:53,800 And I like a lot of their abstract stuff that they did later on after the first initial 254 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:57,800 punch took everyone by storm with sex type thing and then going on. 255 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:02,800 But like that one they did that 60s song. 256 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:03,800 Shit. 257 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:04,800 I'll never think of it now. 258 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,800 Anyhow go ahead Rob. 259 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:08,800 Okay next up. 260 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,800 We had the cost of fast food. 261 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,800 Everything was cheaper back then. 262 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:15,800 It was a dollar. 263 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:21,800 The cost of fast food was as memorable as the deals they blasted. 264 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,800 A McDouble a dollar. 265 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,800 Yeah now it's a double. 266 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:30,800 Five for five dollars regular beef and cheddars at Orbeez. 267 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:31,800 Oh yeah. 268 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,800 And two ninety nine subway footlongs. 269 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:35,800 Yes. 270 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:39,800 And dollar McDoubles dollar small fries dollar Cokes. 271 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:40,800 Yep. 272 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:41,800 For three dollars and fifty cents. 273 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:42,800 Actual dollar menu. 274 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:43,800 Yeah. 275 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,800 Three dollars and fifty cents you had yourself an actual pretty good meal. 276 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,800 And that's all I could afford in that day. 277 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,800 So it worked out well. 278 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,800 Yeah. 279 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:57,800 Okay and last of all. 280 00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,800 People we loved. 281 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,800 As time passed so did people. 282 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:09,800 Many remember the 90s fondly because of the memories they hold of those who are no longer with us. 283 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,800 I would a hundred percent agree. 284 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,800 I would too. 285 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,800 People in the spotlight. 286 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,800 People not in the spotlight. 287 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:17,800 Everything. 288 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:18,800 Yep. 289 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:24,800 And we salute all of you that made our lives full and happy or maybe not. 290 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:25,800 So anyhow. 291 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:26,800 Yeah we do. 292 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,800 Wow Rob I love that. 293 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:29,800 I love that. 294 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:30,800 That was excellent. 295 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:31,800 Thank you. 296 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:32,800 You're welcome. 297 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,800 All righty. 298 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,800 Well let's take our first break and hey I got some emails. 299 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,800 I got the emails caught up finally. 300 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,800 Right on. 301 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:45,800 I think some people got a little disgruntled though when they're not emailing now because I simply could not get to them. 302 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:46,800 I apologize. 303 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,800 Email again I'll get to you. 304 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:52,800 Especially if you're a double timer or a triple timer. 305 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:58,800 If it's not just like the hey love the show type that we don't have to answer and we said thank you to all you guys. 306 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:02,800 If it's something I need to answer I will find it and I will get to it. 307 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:03,800 So please have patience. 308 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,800 Anyhow we'll be right back. 309 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,800 And now deep thoughts with Mark. 310 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,800 How does a butterfly take a dump? 311 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,800 It never stops long enough. 312 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,800 Maybe it just shits while lofting. 313 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:28,800 Maybe it shits real quick while chewing flowers. 314 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,800 Hmm. 315 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,800 I may never know. 316 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,800 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 317 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,800 It's strange insults from an alien. 318 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,800 Real hilarity. 319 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:47,800 Hey your chair. 320 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,800 Produce a sound similar to a fart. 321 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:50,800 But only once. 322 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:54,800 Except I thought we were producing a group that was just a chair. 323 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:59,800 We're just like a really funny radio show with all the funny taken out. 324 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,800 Hey look I think we found land. 325 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,800 Oh my god I think we're safe. 326 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,800 Oh no. 327 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,800 It's the island of horrible jokes. 328 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:14,800 Why? 329 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,800 Can't a nose be talking to a frog? 330 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,800 Because then it would be a foot. 331 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:26,800 Hello. 332 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:27,800 This is Satan. 333 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,800 You might know me from my pet name. 334 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,800 Inflation. 335 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:37,800 I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than... 336 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:43,800 listening to two douche bags and microphone by a nice warm fire at night. 337 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:48,800 I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that day. 338 00:25:48,800 --> 00:26:14,800 Enjoy. 339 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:38,800 Two douche bags and microphone. 340 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:39,800 I'm Mark. 341 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,800 And I'm Rob. 342 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:47,800 Okay like we promised we're going to get the emails and once again let me reiterate this. 343 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:52,800 I tried to get everybody's email but I could not. 344 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:58,800 Some of it I had to delete because it was just you know thank you ones or we like it. 345 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,800 We love the show or whatever. 346 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:04,800 And let's just do again Rob a blanket thank you right to all you guys. 347 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,800 And you know everybody. 348 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,800 And the reason they're not answered is because of time. 349 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:13,800 I mean I would love to answer them and just go hey thank you we love you too or whatever. 350 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:17,800 Or what you like about the program most but I mean so I apologize. 351 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:22,800 A lot of them I had to delete but we thank you a blanket thank you because of time constrictions. 352 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,800 Both have jobs we have lives. 353 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,800 We're doing this in our parking. 354 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,800 It is the holiday season. 355 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,800 Mark's wife has a birthday. 356 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,800 Happy birthday Val. 357 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:34,800 Yes tomorrow. 358 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:35,800 Tomorrow. 359 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:39,800 That's why we're doing this podcast here at 11.05 a.m. 360 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,800 So anyhow I will pass that on to Val. 361 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,800 I know she'll be happy to hear that. 362 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,800 So we are going to go out tonight of course. 363 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,800 Topher and his lovely wife will be with us. 364 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:54,800 And another lovely person so it ought to be fun. 365 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:59,800 So anyhow we have some emails here. 366 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:00,800 Okay. 367 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,800 Hey D-Bags. 368 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:05,800 And that's what they that's the way they spelled it D-Bags. 369 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,800 Which is I kind of like this abbreviation. 370 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:11,800 You guys mentioned that you are two and a half hours away. 371 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,800 I was wondering how exactly that works. 372 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,800 You sound like you're in the same room. 373 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:20,800 Jessie and then in parentheses female Oregon City. 374 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,800 Is Oregon City Missouri? 375 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,800 Uh. 376 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:28,800 I don't know. 377 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:29,800 I'll look it up later. 378 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:30,800 Okay. 379 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:31,800 Jessie. 380 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:32,800 Female Jessie. 381 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:33,800 Thank you. 382 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:37,800 I'm glad it sounds like we're in the same room. 383 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,800 But the truth is Rob's two and a half hours away. 384 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,800 He's down in Camdenton Missouri. 385 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:46,800 And he's on a Bluetooth that is set up right next to the microphone. 386 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:50,800 So that's good to hear. 387 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,800 Okay Oregon City is in Oregon. 388 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:54,800 Oh it's in Oregon. 389 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:55,800 Okay. 390 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:56,800 Well thank you. 391 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,800 Oh that's we had quite a few hits from Oregon. 392 00:28:58,800 --> 00:28:59,800 That's awesome. 393 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:00,800 Thank you. 394 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,800 Well no we're two and a half hours away. 395 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,800 And we're lucky enough to have a system that works. 396 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,800 Yeah we are. 397 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:08,800 We're blessed. 398 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:09,800 Yeah we are. 399 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,800 And this is the way me and Topher used to do it when Rob used to call in. 400 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:15,800 We had the same Bluetooth on the table. 401 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,800 And it sounded really good there too. 402 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:22,800 This particular Bluetooth that I use has a very good sound to it. 403 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:23,800 And it's very portable. 404 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,800 So it works great. 405 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:26,800 And I'm glad you like it. 406 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,800 And thank you Jessie from Oregon City. 407 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,800 Thank you Jessie. 408 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:32,800 Next one. 409 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:33,800 Hey guys. 410 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,800 Maybe you should do a Rasslin. 411 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,800 And they spelt it the right way. 412 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,800 Rasslin show. 413 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,800 And a sports show weekly. 414 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,800 Thanks Jimbo in Des Moines. 415 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:44,800 Number one thank you Des Moines. 416 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,800 Everybody in Des Moines. 417 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:46,800 Thank you Des Moines. 418 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,800 I cannot believe how well we're doing there. 419 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:50,800 You guys are booming. 420 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:51,800 Yeah thank you. 421 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,800 Keep telling your friends man. 422 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:59,800 I would love to like I don't know actually register on some sort of a rating system up there. 423 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:00,800 Wouldn't that be excellent? 424 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,800 That would be awesome. 425 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,800 We got this two douche bags and microphone. 426 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:08,800 I mean I'm not sure how that's done because we go by RSS. 427 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:12,800 And RSS gives us pings of where people listen to us. 428 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:13,800 Right. 429 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,800 So anyhow. 430 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:17,800 Okay. 431 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,800 Rasslin and a sports show. 432 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,800 I don't think we have enough time for what we have right now. 433 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,800 We're trying to fit in a Rasslin show. 434 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:26,800 A sports show not a Rasslin show. 435 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:30,800 And we're going to put Rasslin in the sports show when Rob and I finally get around to it. 436 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,800 It will be included. 437 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:33,800 Yes. 438 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:38,800 So I would say roughly about half of the sports show would be Rasslin right? 439 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,800 Yeah. 440 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:40,800 See yeah. 441 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:41,800 Yeah. 442 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,800 I do a lot of Rasslin reports. 443 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,800 You know so. 444 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:50,800 So here's another thing too is the sports show doesn't have to be an hour. 445 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,800 We could go two hours if we have enough to talk about. 446 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,800 So there's your both your shows right there. 447 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,800 There's your Rasslin and your regular sports. 448 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,800 And we're doing what we can Jimbo. 449 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,800 And thank you Des Moines. 450 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,800 So yeah we're not saying no. 451 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,800 What we're saying is it may not be in that format. 452 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,800 But it will be in the form of somehow. 453 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:11,800 Agreed? 454 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:12,800 Agreed. 455 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,800 Okay. 456 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,800 All right next one Rob. 457 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,800 You said you have a Facebook page dedicated to the show. 458 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:25,800 How do I find it and could you possibly post recent shows on it? 459 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:26,800 Thomas in Jersey. 460 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,800 Let me answer this before you answer. 461 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,800 You cannot post shows on Facebook. 462 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,800 It does not let you post podcasts. 463 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:37,800 So there's no way that Rob could post any podcast of ours on there. 464 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,800 It simply will not let you. 465 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,800 So that's how the question. 466 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:46,800 You have to have an exterior and a website outside of Facebook to do that on. 467 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:50,800 And we don't have that anymore because the one that I had simply wasn't working. 468 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,800 I was paying for nothing. 469 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:57,800 So Rob can you explain how to get your Facebook page? 470 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,800 Okay well it's under two douche bags and a microphone. 471 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:16,800 But I've been waiting to hear from people to see if it's reached out or if somehow it's just stuck in my friends list on my actual Facebook page. 472 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,800 Next time I'm at work I'll break. 473 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,800 Well you're on my friends list. 474 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:27,800 No, no, no I'm going to get somebody there to look you up and see if they can find that. 475 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:32,800 Yeah it's on under two douche bags and a microphone. 476 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:43,800 Like I said me and my son were trying to get together and sit down with me and make sure everything's proper on it and I'm reaching out. 477 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:49,800 I don't know because all the responses I've got are people off my friends list. 478 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:55,800 So I'm thinking that might be what's going on and I'm going to work on that. 479 00:32:55,800 --> 00:33:01,800 Okay well we have more information we'll pass it on to you Thomas in Jersey. 480 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:02,800 Thank you. 481 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:06,800 There is a two douche bags and a microphone Facebook page. 482 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:12,800 I think you could probably go in your search engine on Facebook and find it. 483 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:17,800 It might take a minute but you can probably find it if you really want to. 484 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,800 Sorry I wish we had a better answer but we don't. 485 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,800 Alright moving along. 486 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:29,800 Dear Douche Bags just wanted to mention that my 85 year old grandmother loves the show. 487 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:34,800 And when I visit her on Saturday she demands I get the show ready for her downloads. 488 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,800 Daryl in Kansas Dodge City. 489 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,800 Thank you grandma. 490 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:41,800 Yeah thank you. 491 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,800 I don't know how she found us. 492 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:51,800 Could you write me back Daryl in Dodge City and tell me did you turn her on to the show? 493 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,800 That's awesome. 494 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:54,800 It is. 495 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,800 That is awesome. 496 00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:00,800 Anyhow any chance and then he wrote a PS here. 497 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:04,800 Any chance Jeffy X could do a show on his own Timmy? 498 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:08,800 No Jeffy X is incognito I asked him. 499 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:13,800 He has to protect himself. 500 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:19,800 Yeah because there's people he stole information that is very private and they're after him. 501 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:20,800 They want to find him. 502 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,800 And that would just put his voice on air so they'll know who it is. 503 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:25,800 Yeah they'll find out who it is. 504 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,800 So no Jeffy X could not do a show. 505 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,800 Keep giving your grandmother our show. 506 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,800 Hey give us your grandmother's name. 507 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,800 So I'll tell you what. 508 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:41,800 The beginning of every show we'll thank her if you give me her name. 509 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,800 We could do that couldn't we Rob? 510 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,800 Yes. 511 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:50,800 So Bernice or Hazel or whatever her name is let us know. 512 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,800 We'll thank her on every show. 513 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,800 That's cooler than shit man. 514 00:34:55,800 --> 00:35:02,800 Do you remember back on the Sunday morning wrestling when we were kids in Kansas City. 515 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:09,800 The two old sisters they were twins that would sit front row every week. 516 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:14,800 Yeah all star wrestling and they were big Bulldog Bob Brown fans. 517 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:15,800 Yep. 518 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,800 Yeah of course I remember them. 519 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,800 They were cooler now. 520 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:23,800 Remember that one time they got through a churn and almost hit him. 521 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,800 Anyhow one of them came up and threatened him and he backed down. 522 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:28,800 Oh yeah. 523 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:29,800 It was probably. 524 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,800 They did that all the time. 525 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:32,800 I know I loved them. 526 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,800 I forgot their names but yeah. 527 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,800 I can't remember either. 528 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,800 Thanks for the memory Rob. 529 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,800 That's a great memory. 530 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:41,800 Yes. 531 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:46,800 They were there every fucking Sunday in that auditorium. 532 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:47,800 Excellent. 533 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,800 Well this grandma could be our twins. 534 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:51,800 Yes. 535 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:58,800 So Darryl in Dodge City. 536 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,800 Give us a name. 537 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:02,800 Ehal. 538 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:03,800 First name only. 539 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:04,800 First name only. 540 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:05,800 That's it. 541 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:06,800 We all knew last names here. 542 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:07,800 Okay. 543 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:11,800 Mark I keep trying to send you mail but it bounces back. 544 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,800 I bet you don't get this. 545 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:14,800 Dave the Dove. 546 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,800 Dave I got it. 547 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,800 So I guess send another one. 548 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:20,800 Yeah. 549 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,800 I don't know why. 550 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,800 Are you sure you didn't get something wrong like maybe didn't put the D in it? 551 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:33,800 Because what I understand is people have the problem with the D. Or B I mean Douche B 66. 552 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:34,800 Yeah. 553 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:35,800 But I could not get just. 554 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,800 Yeah it keeps getting left off. 555 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:44,800 Yeah so it's DoucheB66 at yahoo.com. 556 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,800 That one got through so you have the right email so that one that you wrote if you can 557 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:51,800 go and look through your sent file that's the one you go to. 558 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,800 Yep. 559 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,800 Okay and then this one. 560 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:57,800 I like this one. 561 00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,800 I didn't read it all but I just got the first. 562 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:04,800 Hey DoucheBags I caught three armadillos here in Montrose. 563 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,800 Want to come over for a cookout? 564 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,800 Smoked armadillo is a real treat. 565 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:16,800 Johnny in Montrose the third trailer from the power plant 10 foot away from Jerry and Franco. 566 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,800 Is that the other two from there? 567 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,800 Okay. 568 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,800 We got the whole town. 569 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,800 Yeah. 570 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:28,800 P.S. all seven of us Montrose residents now listen. 571 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:33,800 The power plant plays the show to ward off pigeons from dumping on the stacks. 572 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:37,800 Okay thank you. 573 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:41,800 Our capital Montrose is our biggest. 574 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:45,800 Thank you Johnny and Montrose everybody there listens including the power plant. 575 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:50,800 By the way give me a time to date on that armadillo I'll be there. 576 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:51,800 Yeah me too. 577 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,800 I may not eat any but I want to see you smoke those fuckers. 578 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,800 Will you eat one? 579 00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,800 Sure. 580 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,800 There you go Rob we'll try your exquisite cuisine Montrose. 581 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:03,800 Yeah I'll try. 582 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,800 There you go. 583 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:11,800 Anyhow let's take our second break and we'll be right back with some more bullshit. 584 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,800 Sound good? 585 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,800 Sounds good to me. 586 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,800 Alrighty. 587 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,800 Break shit house energy drink. 588 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,800 That's right break shit house energy drink. 589 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,800 Make men and women feel good. 590 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,800 You want your balls? 591 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,800 You want to fuck shit up? 592 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,800 Montrose gonna cross America? 593 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,800 Break shit house is for you. 594 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,800 Please enjoy break shit house energy drink responsibly. 595 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:38,800 It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues. 596 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,800 Oh shit what's that over there? 597 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:42,800 Oh no. 598 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,800 It's the island of horrible jokes. 599 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:51,800 I can't take my dog to the lake. 600 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,800 The ducks keep attacking him. 601 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:58,800 That's where I get from the purebred dog. 602 00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:10,800 Next up things overheard in hell. 603 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:15,800 Dishwater has the top ten spots on billboard hot 100. 604 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,800 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 605 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,800 It's strange insults from an alien. 606 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,800 Real hilarity. 607 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:46,800 Mate you forever fill your cell phone with water and it's not even in it. 608 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,800 Two douche bags and microphone. 609 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:49,800 I'm Mark. 610 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,800 And I'm Rob. 611 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:59,800 Okay well Budweiser or Budlight stepped on their dicks really bad. 612 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:05,800 With a Dylan Mulvaney fiasco. 613 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:10,800 So now Budweiser is doing the polar opposite. 614 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:17,800 Trying to get their dedicated purchasers back. 615 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,800 Trying to get their sales back. 616 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:25,800 So Budweiser is now sponsoring a power slap. 617 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,800 Is what it's called. 618 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:32,800 With a partnership with Dana White and CEO of UFC. 619 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,800 And the champion of this new sport. 620 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:41,800 Okay so what it is is it's like a slap boxing deal. 621 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:46,800 Let me go through this article here which was I think is from the New York Times. 622 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:47,800 I'm not for sure. 623 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:55,800 The Knuckleheads who own Budweiser really know how to blow up a brand. 624 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:59,800 First they subjected their loyal customers to social media commercials. 625 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:06,800 Featuring flamboyant trans activist Dylan Mulvaney sipping Budlight while half naked in a bubble bath. 626 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,800 You know how that turned out. 627 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,800 Now they're partnering in maybe the most jarring sport in modern history. 628 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:16,800 A contest of grown men taking turns slapping each other in the face. 629 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,800 You'll tell one is so beaten and bruised he can't continue. 630 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,800 And it is brutal. My god. 631 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,800 It makes me squirm dude. 632 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,800 Yeah it's an up and coming sport. 633 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,800 Oh people love it. Me it's not. 634 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:36,800 I'll watch a little bit of it but then I find it disturbing when somebody's face puffs up to where you can't recognize them. 635 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:40,800 Dude I've seen people receive instant contestants. 636 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:41,800 Yes. 637 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,800 Just watching it on TV. 638 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:47,800 You see people the size of Andre the Giant with hands about the same size. 639 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,800 Just destroy someone's face. 640 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:51,800 Oh my god. 641 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:52,800 Torn to the hamburger. 642 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:53,800 Yeah. 643 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,800 The sport is known as Power Slap. 644 00:41:55,800 --> 00:42:00,800 It's part of Anaheuser Bush's six year 100 million plus branding partnership with Dana White. 645 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:04,800 The CEO of UFC and the champion of this new sport. 646 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:09,800 If you know anything about White you know he's a brilliant businessman well versed in the art of the deal. 647 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:17,800 Based on everything we know about Anaheuser Bush it's fair to see this is among the biggest branding overreaches ever imagined. 648 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:27,800 A desperate hill mary from the Lunkhead executives who brought Mulvaney who thought Mulvaney was a smart marketing move. 649 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:32,800 And I'm going to attribute this to the New York Times but I'm not sure if that's who got it. 650 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,800 I think that's where the article came from because it didn't print out at all. 651 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:37,800 So there you go. 652 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,800 So Rob you got something you want to go into. 653 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,800 Yeah. 654 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,800 I ran across something. 655 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:45,800 I've always wondered. 656 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,800 I'm pretty sure you know the answer. 657 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:49,800 Okay. 658 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,800 And I ran across this on loud wire. 659 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,800 Okay. 660 00:42:53,800 --> 00:43:01,800 Why does ACDC's Angus Young wear a schoolboy outfit on stage? 661 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,800 I honestly don't have any clue. 662 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,800 Oh I figured you did. 663 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:11,800 No. 664 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:25,800 Before Young debuted the schoolboy uniform on stage with ACDC in 1974 he donned bizarre stage costumes such as a gorilla suit, Zorro mask and superman suit. 665 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,800 I didn't know this. 666 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:36,800 In the early days the band tried out different outfits on stage including some of the era satin threads. 667 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:50,800 But at one point Young's brother and fellow ACDC guitarist Malcolm Young decided the band needed an image overhaul for a gig at Sydney's Victoria Park. 668 00:43:50,800 --> 00:44:14,800 It was then that the schoolboy get ups origins came by way of a suggestion from Angus's sister Margaret who thought it would be amusing for Angus to perform in a school uniform as a nod to his youthful appearance and the fact that he just left school when the band formed. 669 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,800 Wow. 670 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,800 That's how he did it. 671 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,800 That's how it came about. 672 00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:21,800 I had no idea. 673 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,800 That's a great little article there. 674 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,800 Thank you. 675 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,800 I honestly I've always wondered that myself. 676 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,800 I really have. 677 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,800 Yeah I always wondered it too. 678 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:35,800 I mean I was just like okay I guess that's his gimmick because he's small. 679 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:39,800 I just thought he did that because he was short. 680 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:44,800 You know he looked like he could be a toddler because of his small stature. 681 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,800 Anyhow wow very cool. 682 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:55,800 Did you know that holiday parties, office holiday parties are gaining steam again? 683 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:59,800 Because they were shut down for so long because of COVID right? 684 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,800 Yeah, yeah. 685 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:11,800 Okay the share of companies with 2023 holiday party plans has risen 7.4% points compared to 2022, according to a survey. 686 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:24,800 Work parties to ring in the holidays during business hours appear to have gained popularity with more than half of the companies 58.1 saying they were scheduling theirs for during or near the end of work day this year. 687 00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:30,800 Gallagher, Gary and Christmas said and that is a survey that did this. 688 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:37,800 With the 2023 year end holidays fast approaching many US companies say they will have holiday parties for the workers. 689 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:50,800 Only two thirds, 64% of the US companies will do face to face festivities this year according to a survey from Challenger Gray and Christmas I guess is the name of it. 690 00:45:50,800 --> 00:46:00,800 Okay despite companies approaching the end of the year cautiously due to the economy they are ready to celebrate with their teams according to our findings. 691 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:11,800 And want to do in person Christmas parties but there's Christmas parties of change there's a little alter to it. 692 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:19,800 Most companies are going away from having you come in on a certain evening with your spouses or whoever right? 693 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:28,800 What they're doing is is Friday before everyone leaves they dedicate two hours to this in air quotes office party for everybody in the office. 694 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:33,800 They're not including spouses because they think that's just too much trouble. 695 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:43,800 You know they often someone gets drunk and spouses mad or whatever so they're doing more office parties but they're doing it at the end of everybody's shift. 696 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:51,800 And you're getting ready to go into the weekend the Christmas weekend so they usually have that party that Friday or Thursday whenever they let off work. 697 00:46:51,800 --> 00:47:03,800 And it usually lasts about two hours and it contains some alcohol but not a big selection of alcohol soft drinks food music and prizes. 698 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:09,800 So there you go that is a new form of office parties. 699 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,800 Cool. Yeah very cool. 700 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:18,800 So we got a guy here that was shot in the balls. 701 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:23,800 Oh wow. Yep. 702 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:29,800 A friend of Glenn's Paul Carpenter says he rushed over to his buddy's house after the gunshot. 703 00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:34,800 My thought was he was okay you know is he dead is he alive. 704 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:39,800 I didn't know but they said he was okay and you know it wasn't life threatening Carpenter recalled. 705 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:43,800 According to police Glenn was able to get the gun away from his ex girlfriend. 706 00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:51,800 She pulled the pistol out and shot me and I proceeded to take the pistol from her at that point and the gun and got her down explained Glenn. 707 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:58,800 But by that time I noticed she had grazed my left testicle. 708 00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:07,800 Oh yeah he is going to be okay and that happened in Vermont. 709 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:15,800 So wow yeah yep yep yep. 710 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:21,800 Anyhow there is a survey but you know what I don't think I'm going to go into that because it's pretty in depth. 711 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:26,800 It's about how all the different generations use social media. 712 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:30,800 But I'll give you a little rundown but we'll go into it more probably next podcast. 713 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:36,800 But here's what the here's what the rundowns are right here is baby boomers use Facebook. 714 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:42,800 Gen Xers use Facebook and Instagram. 715 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:52,800 Millennials use Instagram threads and some other damn it I forgot. 716 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:59,800 But they use them in different ways and there's like a big article on the different ways that they use them. 717 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:04,800 And it's like basically like this and I'll go into it in another podcast. 718 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:17,800 But baby boomers and Xers use it for communication forms of communication where the younger generations use it as snippets of their life. 719 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:22,800 Does that make sense? Yeah yeah. 720 00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:27,800 So anyhow I mean if you're interested in that that'll be another podcast. 721 00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:31,800 The article itself is 10 pages long. 722 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:36,800 So I think what I would do is just write down the bullet points and go from there. 723 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:42,800 But did you know I had time to do that exactly him which I don't. 724 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,800 Neither do you right now. 725 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:49,800 January is new coffee creamer season in this January January is coffee creamer month. 726 00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,800 Did you know that? 727 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:53,800 No I did not. 728 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:54,800 Most people don't. 729 00:49:54,800 --> 00:50:06,800 And this January coffee mate and AGO waffles are collaborating to offer AGO coffee mate waffles with maple syrup flavored creamer. 730 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:15,800 According to the creamer brand the coffee enhancer features notes of toasty waffles rich maple syrup and warm butter. 731 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:29,800 Coffee mate AGO waffles with maple syrup flavored creamer will be available for a limited time at retailers nationwide this January in a 32 ounce bottle with a suggested retail price of $4.69. 732 00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,800 So there you go if you like AGOs and waffles. 733 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:35,800 Good deal. 734 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:39,800 I'm going to clean up a couple other small articles here. 735 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:45,800 And they're actually getting kind of old so I need to get to them. 736 00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:51,800 Ozzy Osborne may have a number of health issues but he's not counting himself out just yet. 737 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:59,800 The legendary rocker 74 was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease 20 years ago and he has dealt with a number of medical problems since. 738 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:03,800 But he is staying positive in a new interview with Rolling Stone UK. 739 00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:10,800 Osborne admitted I'm getting pissed off reading the papers and they're saying things like Ozzy is fighting his last battle. 740 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,800 He's sung his last paranoid. 741 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:16,800 You know I don't even think about Parkinson's that much. 742 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:25,800 At that point in the conversation he held his arms out and reported to know that he showed very little signs of tremors that are common in people with Parkinson's disease. 743 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:29,800 Still he is aware that the majority of his life is behind him. 744 00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:35,800 I said to Sharon that I smoked a joint recently and she said what are you doing that for? 745 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,800 And it'll fucking kill you he recalled. 746 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,800 I said how long do you want me to fucking live for? 747 00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:46,800 At best I've got 10 years left and when you're older time picks up speed. 748 00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:53,800 In September he had an operation done on his spine to correct injuries suffered during a fall in 2019. 749 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:56,800 His fourth in relation to the incident. 750 00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:00,800 So it's really knocked me about he said. 751 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:04,800 The second surgery went drastically wrong and virtually left me crippled. 752 00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:12,800 I thought I'd be up and running after the second and third but with the last one they put a fucking rod in my spine. 753 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:16,800 They found a tumor in one of the vertebrae so they had to dig all that out too. 754 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:20,800 It's pretty rough man and my balance is all fucked up. 755 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:33,800 So anyhow he went on to say that he might do one or two last shows if those surgeries went well enough. 756 00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:41,800 But it kind of looks to me like they're not saying anything more like that and that article came out like two months ago. 757 00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:42,800 Yeah. 758 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:49,800 I have heard virtually nothing which would indicate to me like there's probably not much change in his situation. 759 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,800 Which means he'll probably never do a concert again. 760 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:53,800 I hope he does. 761 00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,800 I want to see him do at least one or two last ones. 762 00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:57,800 What now? What? 763 00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:05,800 I forget where I read it recently but I read a report where he's wanting to put out another album. 764 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:09,800 Yes. Yes and it's a matter of logistics. 765 00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:13,800 He's been using Andrew Watt. 766 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:14,800 Yeah. 767 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:18,800 Who is a very good guitarist and even better producer it turns out. 768 00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:23,800 He's produced a lot of the pop bands that you know of right now, the big ones. 769 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:27,800 Plus Elton John, Ozzy and some other big name stars. 770 00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:37,800 He's the one that put together the All Star Patient No. 9 album and produced it for Ozzy which contains people in it like Jeff Beck. 771 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,800 RIP Jeff Beck. 772 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,800 Eric Clapton. 773 00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:44,800 Zach Wilde. 774 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,800 Tony Iommi. 775 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,800 I forgot who's the drummer. 776 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:50,800 Shit. 777 00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:52,800 The drummer for the Foo Fighters. 778 00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:53,800 I forgot his name. 779 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,800 Also Duff McKagan from Guns N' Roses. 780 00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:57,800 Yeah. 781 00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:58,800 Oh shit. 782 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:04,800 There's so many different people that guested on this album and helped write a lot of it. 783 00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,800 I mean like the Patient No. 9 with Jeff Beck. 784 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:12,800 You hear Jeff Beck's guitar influence all over it is just masterful. 785 00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:18,800 The main song and the other hit was One of Those Days. 786 00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:21,800 With Eric Clapton featuring Eric Clapton. 787 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:25,800 You can definitely hear Eric Clapton's influence in that. 788 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:28,800 And another very good song. 789 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:29,800 But it was really cool. 790 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:33,800 The Zach songs, the Iommi songs were good too. 791 00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:42,800 But to me I was more interested in hearing the different influences like Eric Clapton and like Jeff Beck. 792 00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:47,800 So it was a great album and I would love to see Andrew Watt produce another one. 793 00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:51,800 But he's so busy with these other bands I hope he has time. 794 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:52,800 Because I'll put it like this. 795 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:56,800 I don't want just an ordinary Ozzy album. 796 00:54:56,800 --> 00:55:00,800 If he's going to do another one I want it up to par like Patient No. 9. 797 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:04,800 And then the, I forgot the one before the Andrew Watt. 798 00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:08,800 Anyhow. 799 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:11,800 Shit. Anyhow it had an Elton John. 800 00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:12,800 Under the Graveyard. 801 00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:13,800 Yeah. 802 00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:18,800 It had an Elton John on it and just a slew of other people. 803 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:22,800 So I would want an album that is really up to par. 804 00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:26,800 I wouldn't want the typical Zach Wild using that. 805 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,800 Oh that what do you call it? 806 00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,800 That guitar tone, that real heavy one. 807 00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:31,800 I forgot what they call that. 808 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:32,800 But anyhow. 809 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,800 I don't want just a regular Ozzy album. 810 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:41,800 I want something spectacular to follow up his last couple of albums. 811 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:45,800 So if it's just going to be an ordinary album I say don't do it Ozzy. 812 00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,800 But if you're going to do this like you did the last couple. 813 00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,800 Bravo. I'd love to hear it. 814 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:50,800 Yes. 815 00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,800 So. Anyhow. 816 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:56,800 I think you got anything you want to add or I think we're going to go ahead and wrap this up. 817 00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:58,800 Does that sound okay? 818 00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,800 Yeah that's fine. That's fine. 819 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:01,800 Okay. 820 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:05,800 Everybody thank you for listening and we will talk to you soon. 821 00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,800 Have a good day everybody. 822 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:09,800 Have a great day. Bye. 823 00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:24,800 Hey. Where'd everybody go? 824 00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,800 Where are the douche bags? 825 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,800 Oh my god. Someone took a dump in the corner. 826 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,800 Oh jeez. 827 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:34,800 Glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. 828 00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:55,800 Man that smells.