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Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!

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You're still a fucking asshole.

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Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri,

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from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River,

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it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone Podcast.

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When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water,

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because nobody likes a stinky asshole.

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The apocalypse just happened.

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You don't know what to do.

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You don't know where to go.

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But we can tell you what you can eat.

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On most of these apocalypse series,

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we tell you what plants you can eat in case of an apocalypse,

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and you have to go out to your yard for food.

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Well, this one is going to explain to you the plants you may be aware of to not eat.

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Plants that could be toxic usually might have milky white sap,

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thorns, spines, or fine hairs, or leaves or stems.

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Pods with bulbs, beans, or seeds,

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stems or trunks that have an almond scent,

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three-leafed foliage growth,

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also be aware of intensely bitter or sappy flavor,

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foliage reminiscent of dill, parsley, or carrot.

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As pleasant as 50 grit sandpaper to your inner thighs...

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As pleasant as 50 grit sandpaper to your inner thighs...

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As pleasant as 50 grit sandpaper to your inner thighs...

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As pleasant as 50 grit sandpaper to your inner thighs...

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Hey, I'm getting ready to turn 55. I don't mean it so much anymore.

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Okay, he probably masturbated one time since he's been off. Sound fair?

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I read today where New York State, there was a bill in the state senate

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that would require all the Chick-fil-A's on the interstates to be open on Sunday.

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The reason is the state feels that services along the interstate travel system

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should be required to be open every day to service the public needs.

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But the question I got is,

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Chick-fil-A states the reason they're not working on Sundays is religious.

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I don't know if New York State has any ground on that at all.

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Because you can't really touch religion appropriately so to our Constitution.

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Ah, dude, dude, dude.

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You see, I see their point. You know, the people...

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No, no, my first story up is something totally opposite, but it's kind of religious.

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Okay, go ahead.

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Okay, well, alright. All I think they could do is make that law

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and then I don't know if they could enforce it because of religious reasons,

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but maybe they could shut them down because they don't obey the law,

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but I think that they would be grandfathered in because they were there before the law was passed, right?

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Right.

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But because of religious reasons, I don't think they can make anybody work on Sunday,

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and especially like a corporation like Chick-fil-A,

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where they have a corporate standard and it is part of their bylaws that they do not open on Sunday

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because of religious reasons.

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So, what do you think, Rob? Do you think, one, do you think that's proper for them to do that?

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Number two, do you think that they have any legal recourse to do such?

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When it comes to religion, I don't see how they could have any legal recourse.

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I don't either. I don't know...

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Because religion is a touchy subject.

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Yes.

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It's not even allowed in the laws anymore.

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Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying is, is I can't believe this day and age

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that they're even going to try to do something like that

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because I think they're going to fail miserably.

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I think it would go to the Supreme Court, and the Supreme Court would tell them,

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no, you can't do this because on grounds of religious reasons.

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Yeah, I think I would hold off to the Supreme Court, honestly.

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Yes, yes.

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Yeah, so anyhow, I thought that was interesting when I read that,

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and I just wanted to bring it up firstly.

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Anyhow, Rob, you said you had a story kind of like that about religion or something?

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What? Well, yeah, but it's a different religion.

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Go ahead. Go ahead.

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And this comes out of Memphis, it's a story out of Memphis, Tennessee.

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So I don't know if the school is from Memphis, it's somewhere in Tennessee.

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Okay, you remember, okay, the UvLab Foundation, you know the school that got shut up, UvLab?

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The UvLab Foundation for a Kids announced Sunday its plans to protest against Chimney Rock Elementary School in January 24.

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That's what I'm saying, I don't know where, I did not get time to look up where Chimney Rock Elementary is,

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but the story is out of Memphis.

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This comes less than a week after the Satanic Temple announced the planned launch of its after school Satan Club at the elementary school.

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There's one like that going in Overland Park 2 where they're having a Satan Club and they're trying to vote it out and I don't know how they can do it.

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That's interesting that there's two of them in different states.

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Is this like some sort of a youngster prank or is it some sort of an overall trend?

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No, no, no, it's a thing.

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The club is planning to launch on January 10th at Chimney Rock Elementary according to the Satanic Temple.

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The foundation plans to protest on January 3rd and January 10th right before the club launches.

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That's not it, let's see, that's, now I'm looking for what I was getting ready to read.

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The club is not endorsed by MSCS which is explained by the Satanic Temple's wire for the club.

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Also, MSCS board members and leaders have explained that they do not support the beliefs of the Satanic Temple which is sponsoring the after school Satanic Club.

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I want to know what they do in the Satanic Club.

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Okay, well here's the last paragraph of the story.

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The Satanic Club is a federally recognized non-profit.

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The organization explained that in a 2001 Supreme Court ruling gives them the right to meet as a club at a K through 5 school.

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Supreme Court authorizes it.

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Yeah, and this is what I was talking about, this goes along with the lines of Chick-fil-A.

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Not opening on Sundays because they're Christian and that is a day of worship and rest, the Sabbath, you know, so.

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And now we've got a Satanic Club that wants to go into a elementary school.

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It's interesting that they're mirroring each, you know what I mean, they're diametrically opposed, obviously, you know, one believes in Jesus, the other one believes in Satan.

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Yeah, there's a bunch of opposers that still have no choice but to allow it at this point.

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Well, you have to because it is constitutionally protected.

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Right, right, right.

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That's why I read that part of the story.

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Wow, interesting.

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Well, do you want to go into something a little bit more lighthearted, Rob?

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I'd love to.

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All right.

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Well, we have this new, relatively new little feature we have here and this is a playful, not trying to hurt anybody or nothing, not trying to be mean, a playful nipple yank, a playful ball flick, and a playful bite on the ass cheek to people, to famous people.

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And we picked these, I don't know, maybe a couple times a month, somewhere in there, right?

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There's really no rhyme or reason.

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Every two, three, four, yeah, whenever we decide, we're not trying to overdo this.

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No, we just, whenever we get to it, we get to it.

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It's playful.

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Well, today is the...

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If it was somebody we were mad at, it'd be different.

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Yes. So this is just, you know, who we decided this week to, we decided to do this this week on this show.

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And it's a playful nipple yank, a playful ass cheek bite, and a playful nut flick.

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And these are the people that I chose to do this with for no apparent reason, just because.

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And then Rob will produce his for no apparent reason, basically, just because.

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All right, my first, the nipple yank goes to Bill Nye, the science guy.

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Yeah, I think he needs a nipple yank, don't you?

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Honestly, I'm thinking he may like it.

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Yeah, he's kind of a nerdy guy. I mean, you know, he...

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Yeah, he may like it.

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I couldn't see him like going, hey, you know, you just did?

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You'd do that maybe for another 20 minutes, please? Maybe? Huh? Could you? Huh? You know?

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I could see that. Yeah, yeah.

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My playful ass cheek bite goes to none other than Henry Winkler, the Thons.

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Oh, hell yeah.

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He came back in the spotlight because he's a huge Patrick Mahomes fan, and you know,

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and Mahomes gave him the jersey and all, and we all know that.

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And anyhow, I love the guy. He's awesome. Just a playful ass cheek bite.

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I guarantee you he would definitely love it if you gave him an ass bite on the sideline of the Chief.

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Yeah, he'd just be like, hey, all right, let's go.

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You'd just dig up behind and bite him on the ass right on Mac, on TV, he would love it.

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Yes, I would agree with that.

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So I think Henry Winkler deserves a playful ass cheek bite,

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and the playful nut flick going along with the NFL theme, I think goes none other than Bill Belichick.

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I think he could use a playful nut flick. What do you think, Rob?

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Are you sure that'd be playful?

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Maybe not, but I'm going to say it's playful. How's that?

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Okay, okay. I'll let you go on that one.

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Okay. All right, Rob, we hand this whole abortion over to you.

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That's kind of funny because we're going in the same order.

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That is funny. Okay, we...

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Okay, my first, my nipple yank goes to Blake Clark, the Cajun in the Waterboy, played in Joe Dirt.

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If he could play with his nipples, why can't I?

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I agree. I agree. That's great. Good one.

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And then I came up with my ass cheek bite. I'm thinking it may have been on my first one, but I don't care. I'll do it anyway.

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You know what? There's no law. We set no laws on this.

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You could ass cheek bite anyone for as long as you want. So go ahead.

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Slow from progressive.

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You might have picked her, but you know what? She can use more ass cheek bites, and I agree.

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I think she was on my first one, but I'd still do it.

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You see, I want to bite Jamie of progressive on the ass.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, but I want to do it hard. I want to draw blood.

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We have different reasons.

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Well, I just want to draw blood and watch him scream and flip out.

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But yeah, yeah, mine's not quite playful. But go ahead.

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And I think I know your reason. I think you think she's hot, right?

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Not me. There's a lot of guys that do.

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Okay. Okay. That's cool.

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Yeah. Well, I'm not saying that a lot of guys don't.

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My flicking the nuts is a special.

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What now?

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My flicking the nuts is a special.

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Okay. Let's hear it.

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Okay. For those that don't know, I had to go see a urologist yesterday.

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Did they look at your pee pee?

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They had to look something up front. Yeah.

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Well, while he was handling my, after he got done handling my boys.

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The twins?

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He talked me into a prostate exam.

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Oh, that's the other side.

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So I got a finger. I walked out of that office feeling all kinds of violated, bro.

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I have a chick doctor and she's pretty attractive.

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She's a Latina. And she has small hands.

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But I'm telling you, he was a very good doctor.

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So I'm going to give him a playful flicking the nuts.

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There you go. He'll understand too.

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Even though his finger was in my ass.

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Yeah. Well, you know what? That's not the reason I picked my doctor.

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You know what? When I had to have my prostate checked,

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it did not hurt my feelings as bad as it would have if it was a man.

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Which by the way, I got a phone call earlier today.

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My results come back good. I'm good on that.

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Oh, good. Good, good.

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So it's a problem I got to worry about.

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You said there is or isn't?

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Huh? No, I'm good on the prostate.

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Oh, okay. You got to...

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He's got to figure it out.

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I gave him $75 co-paid and stick his finger up my ass.

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And juggle my balls.

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So...

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As soon as he closed the door, he started laughing.

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Well, I got another one.

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Yeah, yeah. I guarantee you did. I guarantee you did.

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No, a friend of mine said he went to his doctor, a male, and the doctor made him laugh so loud.

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He goes, you know, I know you feel violated.

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I know you don't like this, but imagine if you were me.

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And he started laughing.

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That's when the finger went right up in there.

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So anyhow, let's see, I got a little story here that I kind of think is pretty cool.

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And I'm just going to go into it, and then we can take a break, and then I have a real story to go into.

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And it's a place, it's another work story that I used to screw with the people that I worked with, okay?

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And I just remembered it the other day, just out of nothing, and I was like, wow, I don't think I've ever told this story.

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And I really don't think I did.

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Sounds like fun.

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Yeah, it is.

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Did you know that there's supposedly a curse at Arrowhead, at Arrowhead Stadium, Kansas City?

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Yes, yes.

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Oh, you know what I'm talking about then?

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Okay, whenever somebody mows off at Arrowhead, they have bad luck.

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And I guess the Bengals did it last year, and who was it before?

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I didn't get a chance to look it all up, but there's like several instances, and they say it's an Arrowhead curse,

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and they say that you shouldn't say anything to fans at Arrowhead because you're going to be cursed.

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The latest victim of this is Nick Sirianni, the head coach for the Eagles.

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He shot off his fat yapper, and since then he's dropped three games straight.

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I love this.

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That fucking shitbag, he can eat a bag of dicks, fucking asshole.

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Next time maybe you'll shut your fucking pie hole, right?

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Or maybe not.

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You don't look like you're capable or smart enough to shut your pie hole.

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Anyhow, I hope you keep losing, fuckface.

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Enjoy the curse.

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So, is that what you're going to talk about?

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Well, no, no. I was just going to say, yeah, supposedly the curse comes from Derrick Thomas.

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Oh, dude, you're right.

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You're right.

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It started actually back in the John Elway days.

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I forgot about that.

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Yeah, they said ever since Derrick Thomas had his premature death.

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The curse goes back to Derrick Thomas.

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Wow, dude. I forgot all about that.

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Yeah.

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Let's see.

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You shoot your mouth off at Kansas City, you're going to get...

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Yeah.

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Was it like Chris Chandler or one of those quarterbacks?

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Said something derogatory about Kansas City right after Derrick Thomas' death.

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And then he had a season ending injury.

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I think it may have been Chandler because you ain't heard shit out of him since.

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No, no, no. He's been gone quite a while.

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But I thought he had a very bad injury after that.

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And then I think that's where it was born.

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I think John Elway was involved in this curse.

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Yeah, I think so. Yeah.

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You know what, I'm going to look this up and I'm going to have a full report

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because I forgot it went that deep.

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I thought it was just over the last five years.

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Yeah, I think it comes to Elway.

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I think the Elway curse, if I remember right, is Derrick Thomas.

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Yes, and for those people that don't know, Derrick Thomas was like Lawrence Taylor.

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But if you didn't know Derrick Thomas, you wouldn't know Lawrence Taylor.

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But he was one of the best, fastest...

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Early to mid-90s.

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Yeah, he was the best, fastest pass rusher, one of them ever.

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He was one of the best ever.

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He once had six sacks.

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He put Derrick Thomas on one side, Neal Smith on the other.

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Oh, God.

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And that was the team.

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That was that Marty Schottenheimer fucking insanely good defenses that he came up with.

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They never made us anywhere.

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DT, I think was from, played at Alabama, hell of a pass rusher.

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He was a little bit one-dimensional, but he was so good at rushing the passer that you didn't need him to do anything else.

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Anyhow, he suffered a premature death.

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And what happened is he was notorious for having parties.

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And he had a party, and he was supposed to go to the championship game in St. Louis when Dick Vermille was still there.

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And I forgot who they were playing in the NFC championship game.

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It was being played there.

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And he was late getting to KCI for a flight.

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He was flying down 435 North trying to get there.

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He slid on some black ice, flipped his SUV, killed his best friend Robert Tillman or something like that.

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Robert Tillman.

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Robert Tillman, or something like that.

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I forgot.

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And his best friend.

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And Derek Thomas broke his back.

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He was trying to rehab down in Miami.

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And he suffered an embolism that went to his heart and killed him immediately.

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He's in the Hall of Fame.

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And they say ever since that, whenever someone mouths off at Arrowhead Stadium, which they used to call his house, the House of DT.

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Bad luck would happen and would ensue after his death.

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But there was more to it, too.

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His dad was killed in an airplane mission.

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He flew a fighter in Vietnam.

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And every time the stealth bombers would fly over Arrowhead, they had the famous pictures, the famous video of Derek Thomas crying on the sideline.

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And it was very emotional.

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It was a work of art.

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You could see this pain and love on this man's face.

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He never got to meet this guy because of a stupid war that we probably should have never been involved in in the first place.

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And his dad was a bona fide hero.

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So anyhow.

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Do you happen to know exactly where that accident happened up there on 435?

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Roughly. Yeah.

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OK.

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Well, that same exact day when that accident happened and that exact same snowstorm, I was leaving Clack City heading back to St. Joe.

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I was like five, six miles ahead of him.

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No shit.

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Well, you know, that was a weird storm because down the same time, the south side of Kansas City from about Gregory Boulevard, you know where that's at, right?

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Yeah. Yeah. South got nothing.

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Matter of fact, in Cleveland, Missouri, it was a blue sky all day.

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It was cold, but it was blue sky all day.

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That was a freak snow ice storm out of nowhere that they didn't even know was going to happen.

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Yeah. See, I was on the north side.

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Yeah. And you got it up there.

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Where that accident. Like I said, I was like five miles, five, six miles up the highway from him when that accident happened.

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Wow. Well, I remember they broke into sports radio. I was listening to sports radio.

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And I think it's Kevin Keatsman broke it.

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And he gets on there. And this is back when he was on 1510 before they bought 810 and started that big signal.

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And I remember him going, we just got word that Derek Thomas has passed away.

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And I'm like, what? I went over there and told a couple of guys I work with.

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I go, hey, man, I just heard that.

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And then they're looking at me and they go, yeah, yeah, I just heard.

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And they're listening to a different sports station.

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And we're like, wow, we're just sitting there just like fucking stunned going, oh, my God, Derek Thomas died.

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Yeah, it was a shock.

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Yeah. Yeah, it was.

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So anyhow, let's take our first break and I'm going to come back with a work story that I never told before.

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So how's that? I can't wait.

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All righty. You know, they're always classic. Am I going to have to bring you down?

335
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Yeah, absolutely.

336
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OK. All right. All right. This sounds like fun.

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It is. We'll talk to you guys in a minute.

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OK, so I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of a

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OK, so I have a shredded chicken soft taco.

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Now I'm going to lay it flat, open it up, and then I'm going to roll it tightly the other way.

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Will it then suddenly become a taquito?

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I may never know.

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Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

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Oh wow, look. The Wayne Newton Channel was the highest rated network.

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Do douchebags in a microphone, raw and uncensored.

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See behind the smoke show.

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Watch as the douchebags get stung by a scorpion beast.

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Enjoy one of many coffee houses ordering our heroes out.

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Watch Mark revisit Clinton, Missouri to claim his innocence for all the man shitter accusations.

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Act now and get both high quality DVD sets and a free douchebag calendar.

356
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Mark off the day with a douchebag looking at you.

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Supplies are limited, so act now.

358
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As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum.

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Two douchebags in a microphone.

360
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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

361
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It's strange insults from an alien.

362
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Real hilarity.

363
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May your five year old neighbor have all their violin lessons during all of your hangovers.

364
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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

365
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It's strange insults from an alien.

366
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Real hilarity.

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May every empty parking space you see in the distance actually contain a motorcycle.

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Music.

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Alright, well like before promised.

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This is a new story.

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Everyone knows my, I mean listen for a while, I used to be very mischievous at work.

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When I was a teenager and a young man.

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Well you witnessed it first hand.

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So I didn't necessarily give a shit.

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At a young age even.

376
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Yes.

377
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I didn't necessarily give a shit whether I had a job or not, so therefore I acted accordingly.

378
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So anyhow, so when I was a teenager I accidentally got a part time job at a printing press.

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And it really was by accident.

380
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I was helping a buddy with-

381
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I remember you telling me about that job.

382
00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:16,420
Yeah, yeah because I used to make flyers and shit.

383
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I used to do dick prints and like fucking stick them in people's notebooks and stuff.

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And then they'd open it up and there'd be a fucking black and white dick print in there.

385
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God that was years ago.

386
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Asshole prints.

387
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All different kinds of stuff.

388
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Nasty messages.

389
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I can't believe you remembered that Rob.

390
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That's awesome.

391
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Yeah, I remember you talking.

392
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I think that was right before we met.

393
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Yes it was.

394
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We met March of 85 so yeah that was a long time ago.

395
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Yeah because I actually was laid off from hog carrying I think right before that.

396
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And I was debating on whether getting another job or not.

397
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But then I accidentally got this one so I didn't need a job.

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But anyhow, I was helping a buddy with his project he had going on at school.

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We were at a printing press and he was getting flyers made up for a charity function.

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The owner who came into the store and was informed that three people called in to work that day.

401
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He looked at me and my buddy Ben and he asked us if we wanted to make some extra money working there part time.

402
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So Ben and I looked at each other and we were like okay sure why not because it looked like fun.

403
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There was all these big presses and equipment there and we couldn't wait to go fuck with it.

404
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We weren't necessarily really wanting to work.

405
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We were just wanting to screw with this machinery right?

406
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Yeah.

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And also I had guitars and amps and a piece of crap 66 Mustang that needed all kinds of work done.

408
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Did I still have that Mustang or did I already hit the deer by the time we met?

409
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I think I probably hit the deer already I think.

410
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Anyhow, it doesn't matter.

411
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It was a convertible leather top though.

412
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But it was still a piece of shit.

413
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We soon realized why everyone kept calling in.

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It was because a supervisor named Walter.

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He was a real dumb shit and he couldn't put a string of words together most days.

416
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So what was I to do?

417
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I quickly started screwing with him.

418
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Walter had a horrible green...

419
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No, not you.

420
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Walter had horrible green grey teeth.

421
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I mean it was nasty.

422
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I mean it was just like I don't know what the hell he had to do why they were just like they were that color.

423
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It didn't look healthy.

424
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So I started by going into his office every day and replacing his brand new ink pens with dry ones.

425
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I heard him several times.

426
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He was complaining about the cheap pens the company provided.

427
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His mistake was he would throw his dry pens in the trash.

428
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A bastard like me could retrieve them and do the prank over and over.

429
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So every day I would go in there and I would have the new pens.

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I would take the old pens out of the trash that was already put in the little hopper dumpster by the custodian.

431
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So he wouldn't even be able to look into his trash and see that I replaced his pens.

432
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I would wait until they threw the trash out in the hopper dumpster.

433
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Then I would go out there and retrieve the pens.

434
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Then I would bring them back and take his good pens and put the dry pens.

435
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So every day he would go to his office desk and he would have three dry pens.

436
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And he would replace them the day before.

437
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This drove him nuts. He used to bitch about it all the time.

438
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He would be like, I wish we had some good pens in this fucking place.

439
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I would be like, yeah I know I just had a couple go out on me. I don't understand it.

440
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And he would be like, oh they need to buy better pens. I'm like, yeah I think I agree with you.

441
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So this press took large checks from local businesses and cash so it had a vault room in it.

442
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It was nothing but a vault.

443
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It wasn't really a room. It had a door you could go in there but I'm not even sure really.

444
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Anyhow it was a vault.

445
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I found out that the vault room had to have a certain card to get into it.

446
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Walter and the owner were the only two of them.

447
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And the janitor had another one but he could only use his card to get into the place.

448
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But Walter had to approve it beforehand.

449
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If Walter didn't approve it the silent alarm would go off and alert the owner and the local authorities.

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The problem with the access card was they all looked identical.

451
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So what would happen is the janitor would be like, hey I've got to go in there and clean everything up and all that.

452
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And so Walter would authorize it. He put his code in.

453
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And then that meant that the vault was being cleaned and that's why someone was in there.

454
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And then Walter had to go oversee it.

455
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But if Walter didn't put it in his code first it would set off an alarm because it wasn't quite the right card that Walter and the owner had.

456
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Do you understand what I'm saying?

457
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Yeah.

458
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It was designed to protect another third party from getting in there.

459
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They didn't trust anybody but Walter and the owner to be in there alone.

460
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So I quickly realized this so every now and then I would switch the access cards out because they looked identical.

461
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The janitor used to leave his in his tool cart and Walter used to have his in his unlocked desk.

462
00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:54,420
The first time I switched out their cards it caused a huge issue because there had been a lot of break-ins in the area of local businesses.

463
00:34:54,420 --> 00:34:57,420
So when Walter would use a card I switched out with the janitor.

464
00:34:57,420 --> 00:35:03,420
He didn't approve it prior and it would set off all the alerts in the owner's home and local law enforcement.

465
00:35:03,420 --> 00:35:12,420
So Walter would go in there by himself and he would have the janitor's card that needed the code to approve it, right?

466
00:35:12,420 --> 00:35:13,420
It wouldn't get the code.

467
00:35:13,420 --> 00:35:15,420
This is not the story I was thinking.

468
00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:18,420
There's too much technology involved.

469
00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:21,420
We didn't have this stuff back in the 80s.

470
00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:24,420
No, this was in the 80s.

471
00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:25,420
It was?

472
00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:27,420
It was in the 80s, yes.

473
00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:30,420
And they did have this technology.

474
00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:32,420
Well, we met March 85.

475
00:35:32,420 --> 00:35:35,420
Yeah, so this is probably 84.

476
00:35:35,420 --> 00:35:38,420
It was, yeah, that's why I say that.

477
00:35:38,420 --> 00:35:41,420
I thought I remembered this.

478
00:35:41,420 --> 00:35:47,420
No, this happened right before I was at Jess and Jim's, so yes, I probably did tell you about this.

479
00:35:47,420 --> 00:35:49,420
They did have this technology then.

480
00:35:49,420 --> 00:35:56,420
They didn't have cell phones or nothing, but the burglar alarm was tied into the local authorities.

481
00:35:56,420 --> 00:36:02,420
And also, the owner, they could do that back then, and they did.

482
00:36:02,420 --> 00:36:08,420
So I got to do this roughly three times and Walter hid his card and then the janitor quit.

483
00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:13,420
And then the new one never, he never left his card lying around like the old one did.

484
00:36:13,420 --> 00:36:22,420
So everyone is, you know, so I got to do that three times and it drove fucking, well, I know Walter didn't know what the fuck was going on, man.

485
00:36:22,420 --> 00:36:32,420
You know, he'd be in there and all of a sudden he'd get fucking, hey man, you know, cops coming in there, fucking owner flying down there and shit.

486
00:36:32,420 --> 00:36:40,420
And then he looked like an asshole because he looked like he lost the card and took the wrong card or something, right?

487
00:36:40,420 --> 00:36:44,420
So he looked like he did this like he was the fuck up.

488
00:36:44,420 --> 00:36:49,420
But actually, I did this by sneakery, sneaking his card and switching them out.

489
00:36:49,420 --> 00:36:59,420
So anyhow, the new janitor, the old janitor quit, the new one, he would hide his card and then Walter got to where he would put his card in his pocket or something.

490
00:36:59,420 --> 00:37:02,420
I don't know where he put it, but I never could find it again.

491
00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:11,420
So I think even as dumb as Walter was, I don't think that I think that he figured out that someone was stealing his card and swapping it out with the janitors.

492
00:37:11,420 --> 00:37:18,420
Or maybe he thought the janitor did it. I don't know. But anyhow, so I got to do this about three times and it was fun.

493
00:37:18,420 --> 00:37:27,420
So one day I had everyone at work go up to Walter different times during the morning and tell him he looked ill, disheveled, sickly.

494
00:37:27,420 --> 00:37:33,420
He believed all of us and he went home sick and didn't come back for three days.

495
00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:39,420
Because we just suggested that he looked ill. He looked disheveled. He looked like something was wrong.

496
00:37:39,420 --> 00:37:48,420
So I used to put toothpaste and I used to hide it in his coat pockets because his teeth were nasty.

497
00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:56,420
He never used it that I could tell. One time I put that really sticky fly paper in his coat pocket instead of toothpaste.

498
00:37:56,420 --> 00:38:03,420
He vowed to fire whoever did that. It was all funny games until one day Walter didn't show up.

499
00:38:03,420 --> 00:38:08,420
You know, he had that sticky, you know how sticky that fly paper was?

500
00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:13,420
Oh, I bet. Oh yeah. It ruined his coat. He couldn't get it out of his hand.

501
00:38:13,420 --> 00:38:19,420
He said it took him like a half hour and he said he still had that sticky shit on his hand and he had a little meeting.

502
00:38:19,420 --> 00:38:22,420
He said, if you ever caught whoever did it, they were fired.

503
00:38:22,420 --> 00:38:26,420
And I had a hell of a time not bursting out laughing and going, I did it, fuckface.

504
00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:36,420
But you know, I like getting money. It was an easy job. All I had to do was go take prints and just fucking run them over, you know, stack them, bundle them and then tie them off.

505
00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:43,420
It was an easy job. So I kept my, you know, I kept my composure and acted like I was pissed like him.

506
00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:49,420
I can't believe someone did that to you, Walter. If I find out who did it, I'm going to be the first one to let you know.

507
00:38:49,420 --> 00:38:53,420
And you know, and he thought I was on his side, but I wasn't.

508
00:38:53,420 --> 00:38:59,420
So anyhow, one day all the fun and games were gone because Walter didn't show up.

509
00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:08,420
Seems that Walter had a horrible gambling problem and was stealing money from the vault and was let go and prosecuted.

510
00:39:08,420 --> 00:39:18,420
Holy shit. Yes. So I was fucking with Walter that whole time, but the whole time Walter was fucking gambling.

511
00:39:18,420 --> 00:39:21,420
And I don't know where he was gambling. We didn't have the Riverboat Casino.

512
00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:29,420
So I think it was probably like like maybe the Missouri Queen or something like that. Or I don't.

513
00:39:29,420 --> 00:39:35,420
I'm not sure how he gambled, but anyhow, or did we have them? Maybe we did have good casino.

514
00:39:35,420 --> 00:39:42,420
No, I think it was illegal gambling back then. I don't think there was any legal gambling in the state of Missouri.

515
00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:46,420
Well, the word was, is he had a horrible gambling problem and that's why he was stealing.

516
00:39:46,420 --> 00:39:52,420
Well, I think it was with bookies and shit then. It was illegal gambling.

517
00:39:52,420 --> 00:39:57,420
Well, somehow I think. We did not have legal gambling back in the 80s.

518
00:39:57,420 --> 00:40:06,420
Okay. Well, anyhow, he, when he admitted that he was stealing when they put the pressure on him and, you know, did the plea bargain,

519
00:40:06,420 --> 00:40:11,420
he said they had a gambling problem and that's why he did it. So I guess it was with bookies.

520
00:40:11,420 --> 00:40:20,420
So I worked there long enough to buy a used Ibanez guitar and fix my Mustang roughly for three weeks before I hit a deer one night and totaled it.

521
00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:33,420
So I guess karma kind of got me back, didn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, yeah, I did. But you know what? It was funner than hell.

522
00:40:33,420 --> 00:40:45,420
So anyhow, Walter, you're probably out of prison unless you did something else. I hope you'll listen to this broadcast and you now finally know who did it.

523
00:40:45,420 --> 00:40:57,420
Who switched out your cards, who kept sticking toothpaste in your pockets. Oh, another thing I used to do is I used to put like little water balloons behind his books

524
00:40:57,420 --> 00:41:08,420
and the water balloon would fall out and fucking hit him and break open. Mark, if he's getting out of prison, I don't know if I would admit all this.

525
00:41:08,420 --> 00:41:18,420
You're right. Walter, I didn't do this. It was, it was Rob Rand. You're going to have to hire a bodyguard now. Yeah, no shit.

526
00:41:18,420 --> 00:41:27,420
So I used to put those little bitty water balloons. Remember those little ones, those little pinky balloons that they used to sell? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

527
00:41:27,420 --> 00:41:35,420
They're probably still selling. That was my son's favorite that I had to fill up and then, oh my God, they were a pain in the ass. Oh, yeah.

528
00:41:35,420 --> 00:41:42,420
You'd have to. I had several. I had those little water balloons. Yeah, I hated them. Yeah. I used to have to.

529
00:41:42,420 --> 00:41:52,420
Several of them exploded on me because they were so delicate. In order to get them to explode on them, they had to be about ready to pop open anyhow. Right. Yeah.

530
00:41:52,420 --> 00:42:02,420
That's the only way because if not, they would fall and bounce off of them. So I had to, I had several of them explode on me. So I kind of got it too.

531
00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:10,420
But I had a couple of them that were like just right and they fell and exploded on him and he was pissed off. And anyhow, poor guy.

532
00:42:10,420 --> 00:42:18,420
And then when you got bigger talus tank fingers, it's hard to work with. Yeah.

533
00:42:18,420 --> 00:42:26,420
That was always the wife and the daughter's job. I don't think I could fill them up nowadays. I just don't think I could.

534
00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:33,420
I know. There ain't no way I could. My fingers could. Yeah, no way. No, too much wear and tear on my fingers. I would not be able to.

535
00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:42,420
I'm about to close time. Yeah, those little bastards are hard and they're hard to get over the sink tap too. Oh my God.

536
00:42:42,420 --> 00:42:51,420
I'd have to have my bag of fine glass out. Yeah. Look, I mean, it wasn't fun, but I had to do it. I had to do it to fuck with Walter. Right.

537
00:42:51,420 --> 00:42:58,420
Hey, as per yeah, we all had to do it. Well, that too. But I mean, this was to fuck with Walter. I had to do it. It was my duty.

538
00:42:58,420 --> 00:43:08,420
Well, yeah. So anyhow, I got another little story here I want to go into switching gears completely.

539
00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:19,420
You know, they did a survey about what states spoil their dog the most. Right. Yeah.

540
00:43:19,420 --> 00:43:30,420
OK, and here is the top 10. Florida top the list with sixty six point five of respondents saying they spend more money on their dog's health and grooming than their own.

541
00:43:30,420 --> 00:43:45,420
The survey also found that forty three point five of respondents in the Sunshine State have pushed their dog in a stroller while fifty four percent regularly throw birthday parties for their canines.

542
00:43:45,420 --> 00:43:53,420
Alaska, Washington, Colorado and California rounded out the top five respectively. But I'm going to go ahead and go into the top 10 in order.

543
00:43:53,420 --> 00:44:16,420
Number one was Florida. Number two was Alaska. Number three, Washington State. Number four, Colorado. Number five, California. Number six, New Jersey. Number seven, Illinois.

544
00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:26,420
Number eight, Texas. Number nine, Delaware. Number ten, Virginia.

545
00:44:26,420 --> 00:44:38,420
So meanwhile, the survey suggested pet owners in Oklahoma spoil their dogs the least, followed by Indiana, Wisconsin, Idaho, New Mexico and South Carolina.

546
00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:49,420
Now here I know I have some good friends in Oklahoma. Yeah, they spoil their pets. OK. Well, this says they do at the least. So they're not the normal.

547
00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:56,420
So anyhow, and who knows how they got this? This is from Forbes. So, I mean, I don't know how Forbes got this.

548
00:44:56,420 --> 00:45:09,420
Forbes advisor also identified the ways people spoil their dogs most. Taking family photos for the fur babies topped the list at fifty eight point seven of all respondents nationwide saying they do this.

549
00:45:09,420 --> 00:45:28,420
About fifty three point seven of the respondents said they also like to pamper their pets by buying them dog clothes with special dog meals come in at forty five percent and also homemade food prepared for their dog at forty three point two percent.

550
00:45:28,420 --> 00:45:44,420
And forty three percent. No, forty one point two forty forty one point three percent say they've ordered a nice treat for their dog at a restaurant. So that is that's it right there.

551
00:45:44,420 --> 00:45:51,420
And how about we take our last break and we come back with something from Rob? Does that sound good?

552
00:45:51,420 --> 00:46:00,420
Well, I'm sorry if I was distracted through that. I was dealing with my son's dog. So, OK. Anything you want to talk about or not?

553
00:46:00,420 --> 00:46:08,420
No, no, no. I'm just in the room. He's gone. She's part of it. And he was supposed to put her in a kennel before he left. And he did.

554
00:46:08,420 --> 00:46:18,420
I guess not. OK. We'll be right. We'll be right back with Rob. Rad something. I'm sure he's got something for us, don't you?

555
00:46:18,420 --> 00:46:25,420
I got some like area news for you. Awesome. We love like area news. We'll be right back.

556
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Next up, things over heard in.

557
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558
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559
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560
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Two Deuce Bags and Microphone. I'm Mark. And I'm Rob.

575
00:48:54,420 --> 00:48:58,420
Rob Rabb, we turn to you.

576
00:48:58,420 --> 00:49:03,420
It's been a while since we've had a late area news worthy of talking about.

577
00:49:03,420 --> 00:49:05,420
Yes it has.

578
00:49:05,420 --> 00:49:21,420
Well, I have been watching this. I have not reported on it, but I've been watching it. There is talks of a casino coming to Lake of the Ozarks.

579
00:49:21,420 --> 00:49:29,420
Still? How many times do they squash that though? I thought it had been squashed several times before.

580
00:49:29,420 --> 00:49:32,420
Well, let me read this story.

581
00:49:32,420 --> 00:49:35,420
Okay, go ahead.

582
00:49:35,420 --> 00:49:44,420
The development of a locally funded and based casino at Lake of the Ozarks receives another endorsement.

583
00:49:44,420 --> 00:49:45,420
Okay.

584
00:49:45,420 --> 00:49:53,420
The Miller County Commission this morning, which was yesterday, so Monday the 18th,

585
00:49:53,420 --> 00:50:11,420
unanimously approved a resolution to support and favor of the casino development, which is being spearheaded by the Osage River Gaming and Convention Group and Bally's.

586
00:50:11,420 --> 00:50:13,420
Oh, okay.

587
00:50:13,420 --> 00:50:21,420
Which I'm looking at. That's my job tomorrow. I'm going to look in and see if that is the Bally's, Bally's.

588
00:50:21,420 --> 00:50:24,420
We have the Bally's in Kansas City.

589
00:50:24,420 --> 00:50:25,420
Yeah.

590
00:50:25,420 --> 00:50:31,420
They took over another casino and they promptly put millions into it.

591
00:50:31,420 --> 00:50:32,420
Yes.

592
00:50:32,420 --> 00:50:35,420
I believe it's going to happen now.

593
00:50:35,420 --> 00:50:55,420
Well, governors gave approval to the resolution following a short public comment period during which former longtime presiding commissioner Tom Wright, who is not a big fan of a casino in the Lake area,

594
00:50:55,420 --> 00:51:12,420
gave his opinion, which does coincide with county will benefit from such a development, but not to the extent that is being advertised.

595
00:51:12,420 --> 00:51:15,420
Okay.

596
00:51:15,420 --> 00:51:22,420
Yeah, well, it's going up for about in November 2024. It's on the ballot.

597
00:51:22,420 --> 00:51:25,420
Very cool.

598
00:51:25,420 --> 00:51:28,420
If you know Lake of the Ozarks, which I know you do.

599
00:51:28,420 --> 00:51:30,420
Yes, I do.

600
00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:34,420
You go down by Bagnell Dam on 54.

601
00:51:34,420 --> 00:51:42,420
Like you're coming around Osage Beach, around the lake, and Jeff City.

602
00:51:42,420 --> 00:51:48,420
You come across the Osage River.

603
00:51:48,420 --> 00:51:53,420
Yeah, which comes out of Bagnell Dam, Lake of the Ozarks.

604
00:51:53,420 --> 00:51:54,420
Yeah.

605
00:51:54,420 --> 00:52:02,420
One side you look off to your right, you look at the Osage River, you look off left, you're looking at Bagnell Dam.

606
00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:04,420
Yes.

607
00:52:04,420 --> 00:52:12,420
Well, there's a quarry just on the other side there and that's where they're talking about building this casino.

608
00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:14,420
Okay.

609
00:52:14,420 --> 00:52:18,420
It might happen now.

610
00:52:18,420 --> 00:52:31,420
The city's main concern deals with such a casino development would not be regulated or taxed by the state.

611
00:52:31,420 --> 00:52:36,420
Okay, well, fuck you city. That's my opinion.

612
00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:38,420
Fuck your taxes.

613
00:52:38,420 --> 00:52:40,420
Yeah.

614
00:52:40,420 --> 00:52:44,420
Here's what I'm looking at, Mark.

615
00:52:44,420 --> 00:52:47,420
That would bring jobs to this area.

616
00:52:47,420 --> 00:52:49,420
Yes.

617
00:52:49,420 --> 00:52:51,420
Which this area needs.

618
00:52:51,420 --> 00:52:52,420
I agree.

619
00:52:52,420 --> 00:52:55,420
Especially in wintertime, it closed down.

620
00:52:55,420 --> 00:53:03,420
But here's what the lake would need to support this casino.

621
00:53:03,420 --> 00:53:06,420
Yeah, you have your regulars, your locals.

622
00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:08,420
Yes.

623
00:53:08,420 --> 00:53:17,420
But we need our travelers to keep it going to support the local people working there.

624
00:53:17,420 --> 00:53:19,420
Yes.

625
00:53:19,420 --> 00:53:25,420
This is my opinion as a local that live here. I've lived here for 20 years.

626
00:53:25,420 --> 00:53:29,420
Okay.

627
00:53:29,420 --> 00:53:45,420
I think it would be a great idea as long as people would keep coming. Because right now, yeah, I have a two and a half week vacation because we're slow.

628
00:53:45,420 --> 00:53:51,420
We're a tourist area even though I build boat trailers.

629
00:53:51,420 --> 00:53:54,420
Things slow down.

630
00:53:54,420 --> 00:54:03,420
A casino would give people, especially during the holidays, would give them an income.

631
00:54:03,420 --> 00:54:09,420
When a lot of people are laid off. Hell, I could go there and get an easier job.

632
00:54:09,420 --> 00:54:11,420
Yeah.

633
00:54:11,420 --> 00:54:14,420
Get in on maintenance or whatever.

634
00:54:14,420 --> 00:54:18,420
Yeah, absolutely.

635
00:54:18,420 --> 00:54:29,420
Just something I wanted to bring up. I mean, yeah, they're talking about, actually they're talking about two different casinos down here.

636
00:54:29,420 --> 00:54:30,420
Okay.

637
00:54:30,420 --> 00:54:36,420
I just ran across the other one today, but this is the main one they've been talking about.

638
00:54:36,420 --> 00:54:37,420
Okay.

639
00:54:37,420 --> 00:54:43,420
But the problem is, it's an Indian.

640
00:54:43,420 --> 00:54:46,420
Yeah, Native American casino.

641
00:54:46,420 --> 00:54:50,420
They're not liking about it. It's an Indian casino.

642
00:54:50,420 --> 00:54:56,420
Okay. And they want one that they can regulate and have their own taxes on is what they're saying.

643
00:54:56,420 --> 00:55:09,420
Yeah, that last statement, the city's main concern deals with such a casino development would not be regulated or taxed by the state.

644
00:55:09,420 --> 00:55:12,420
In other words, they're not getting their cut.

645
00:55:12,420 --> 00:55:15,420
Yeah, it's an Indian group that's wanting to start.

646
00:55:15,420 --> 00:55:21,420
Yeah, a Native American casino, because it's on their land, is unsupervised.

647
00:55:21,420 --> 00:55:27,420
They cannot, you know, our government cannot tell them what or what not to do on their land.

648
00:55:27,420 --> 00:55:36,420
So they don't have any rights to revenue or to tell them that they have to close at any certain time or tell them they have to adhere to nothing.

649
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:39,420
And we all know the government doesn't like that.

650
00:55:39,420 --> 00:55:49,420
But I think but I think they're being pressured into having to accept it because there's enough people rising up around here.

651
00:55:49,420 --> 00:55:52,420
Hey, we need work. We need, you know.

652
00:55:52,420 --> 00:55:55,420
Well, you know what? I think it's no way.

653
00:55:55,420 --> 00:56:01,420
Here's the deal. This is like a those arts at tourist area.

654
00:56:01,420 --> 00:56:12,420
Okay, with all of you in Kansas City and St. Louis and Illinois and Nebraska and Iowa, go home.

655
00:56:12,420 --> 00:56:15,420
It's just us down here.

656
00:56:15,420 --> 00:56:17,420
And let me give you a little.

657
00:56:17,420 --> 00:56:23,420
We're still paying the high taxes. We're still paying the high prices.

658
00:56:23,420 --> 00:56:24,420
Yes.

659
00:56:24,420 --> 00:56:29,420
But it's low pay.

660
00:56:29,420 --> 00:56:32,420
Let me and let you build yourself up.

661
00:56:32,420 --> 00:56:36,420
Let me put it into a little bit different perspective here.

662
00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:39,420
If you allow me to.

663
00:56:39,420 --> 00:56:41,420
Okay.

664
00:56:41,420 --> 00:56:47,420
All right. So a cruise, right?

665
00:56:47,420 --> 00:56:55,420
Do you know that nearly half the people that go on cruises do it to gamble?

666
00:56:55,420 --> 00:56:57,420
Because they have casinos and all these boats.

667
00:56:57,420 --> 00:57:00,420
You would think that they go because they like the ocean.

668
00:57:00,420 --> 00:57:02,420
They like playing out in the sun.

669
00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:11,420
But there is about half the amount of people who get on that boat that just want to go into the casino and gamble the whole time.

670
00:57:11,420 --> 00:57:13,420
And they do.

671
00:57:13,420 --> 00:57:26,420
So that will tell you that will give you an idea of how a casino would help Lake of the Ozarks out so much is because of that is because people are like, well, you know what?

672
00:57:26,420 --> 00:57:29,420
I can go gamble here on the Missouri River.

673
00:57:29,420 --> 00:57:32,420
I go to St. Louis and gamble on the Mississippi River.

674
00:57:32,420 --> 00:57:37,420
I could go to Columbia and or is it Columbia?

675
00:57:37,420 --> 00:57:38,420
No, it's Boonville.

676
00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:45,420
I go to Boonville and gamble on the Missouri River or I could go to that playground, Lake of the Ozarks and gamble.

677
00:57:45,420 --> 00:57:46,420
Don't you think that?

678
00:57:46,420 --> 00:57:52,420
Well, OK, at the same time, people from here.

679
00:57:52,420 --> 00:57:56,420
Or have them to go to Boonville, have them to go to Kansas City.

680
00:57:56,420 --> 00:57:57,420
Yes, they wouldn't do that.

681
00:57:57,420 --> 00:57:58,420
Yeah.

682
00:57:58,420 --> 00:57:59,420
You know what I mean?

683
00:57:59,420 --> 00:58:02,420
So you get local people and you get the tourists.

684
00:58:02,420 --> 00:58:05,420
I think it would be great for the revenue.

685
00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:10,420
I think it would help the lower income people around here to find a job.

686
00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:12,420
Yes.

687
00:58:12,420 --> 00:58:16,420
As long as you could pass the test.

688
00:58:16,420 --> 00:58:20,420
Which I could easily get into the maintenance.

689
00:58:20,420 --> 00:58:21,420
Yeah.

690
00:58:21,420 --> 00:58:30,420
But I mean that's a great idea and I think it's great that people are giving them enough heat to where they have to look at it and possibly do it.

691
00:58:30,420 --> 00:58:33,420
Because I think it's been needed somewhere like that for a long time.

692
00:58:33,420 --> 00:58:37,420
Like you said, after everybody else goes home, they put their boats in the hand.

693
00:58:37,420 --> 00:58:39,420
They've got to keep the people coming.

694
00:58:39,420 --> 00:58:44,420
They put their boats in storage and they lock up their lake homes.

695
00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:48,420
Then people like you still have to pay the high prices but don't have anything.

696
00:58:48,420 --> 00:58:51,420
Well you do because you're in industry.

697
00:58:51,420 --> 00:58:54,420
Yeah, when they're not here they're giving us the money.

698
00:58:54,420 --> 00:58:56,420
Yeah.

699
00:58:56,420 --> 00:59:00,420
Well I mean we go to Eureka Springs a lot like I've told before.

700
00:59:00,420 --> 00:59:01,420
Right, right.

701
00:59:01,420 --> 00:59:02,420
You know what I'm talking about.

702
00:59:02,420 --> 00:59:07,420
Yeah, most of those people come November.

703
00:59:07,420 --> 00:59:09,420
They're in Florida.

704
00:59:09,420 --> 00:59:11,420
They're in Florida but they can afford it.

705
00:59:11,420 --> 00:59:13,420
People live down at Lake of the Ozarks.

706
00:59:13,420 --> 00:59:18,420
People do business in Eureka Springs because they can.

707
00:59:18,420 --> 00:59:19,420
You know what I mean?

708
00:59:19,420 --> 00:59:21,420
There are a lot of people down at Lake of the Ozarks.

709
00:59:21,420 --> 00:59:24,420
They live there and they have no choice but to work there.

710
00:59:24,420 --> 00:59:26,420
So it's a little bit different thing.

711
00:59:26,420 --> 00:59:32,420
Eureka Springs, they filled up the sidewalks and they're all in Florida or somewhere else.

712
00:59:32,420 --> 00:59:36,420
In another home somewhere or doing something else.

713
00:59:36,420 --> 00:59:41,420
They're not worried about doing anything during the winter because they're already fine.

714
00:59:41,420 --> 00:59:48,420
Now people at Lake of Ozarks, a lot of them are in different situations where they have to work when nobody's down there.

715
00:59:48,420 --> 00:59:52,420
And then a lot of people don't get to because nobody's down there.

716
00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:57,420
If you have a casino, those people have a place where they can go and work during the winter.

717
00:59:57,420 --> 00:59:58,420
Yeah, yeah.

718
00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:02,420
As long as we have people coming in to support it.

719
01:00:02,420 --> 01:00:03,420
And you will.

720
01:00:03,420 --> 01:00:04,420
So it doesn't have to support itself.

721
01:00:04,420 --> 01:00:06,420
You will, like I said, go to Booneville.

722
01:00:06,420 --> 01:00:09,420
Well, then the companies support it.

723
01:00:09,420 --> 01:00:10,420
You know what I mean?

724
01:00:10,420 --> 01:00:11,420
Yeah, yeah.

725
01:00:11,420 --> 01:00:17,420
I mean go to Booneville and play the slots or go to Lake of Ozarks.

726
01:00:17,420 --> 01:00:26,420
I know a lot of people in the outskirts, you know, around the outskirts, everywhere down here that travel to go to the casinos.

727
01:00:26,420 --> 01:00:29,420
A lot of them probably go to Booneville, don't they?

728
01:00:29,420 --> 01:00:30,420
Because that's the closest.

729
01:00:30,420 --> 01:00:31,420
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

730
01:00:31,420 --> 01:00:34,420
Booneville is straight up by pretty much.

731
01:00:34,420 --> 01:00:35,420
Yeah.

732
01:00:35,420 --> 01:00:38,420
So, well, let's hope they do.

733
01:00:38,420 --> 01:00:43,420
I got one last story before we shut down for this podcast.

734
01:00:43,420 --> 01:00:51,420
You know NASA has a canister of space rocks that cannot seem to get open.

735
01:00:51,420 --> 01:00:54,420
This canister is from.

736
01:00:54,420 --> 01:00:56,420
I bet I could get it open.

737
01:00:56,420 --> 01:00:57,420
I don't know.

738
01:00:57,420 --> 01:00:58,420
They really did this thing.

739
01:00:58,420 --> 01:01:00,420
You might be able to, Rob.

740
01:01:00,420 --> 01:01:08,420
But the thing is I think they have a problem getting it open without hurting the rocks is a problem.

741
01:01:08,420 --> 01:01:11,420
Okay, yeah, that would be a problem.

742
01:01:11,420 --> 01:01:13,420
Yeah, this canister is from an asteroid named.

743
01:01:13,420 --> 01:01:18,420
I was going to say you bring it to our shop, me and the guys, we can get it open.

744
01:01:18,420 --> 01:01:23,420
Let's face it, you take a cotton torch to it and it'll fucking break it wide open or, you know, there's other ways too.

745
01:01:23,420 --> 01:01:24,420
But yeah.

746
01:01:24,420 --> 01:01:25,420
No, we got hammers.

747
01:01:25,420 --> 01:01:27,420
We got all kinds of stuff.

748
01:01:27,420 --> 01:01:28,420
Sledge hammers, whatever.

749
01:01:28,420 --> 01:01:29,420
Sheet metal hammers.

750
01:01:29,420 --> 01:01:31,420
Yeah, and we'll get it open.

751
01:01:31,420 --> 01:01:32,420
Yeah.

752
01:01:32,420 --> 01:01:34,420
Hell, we have a plasma cutter.

753
01:01:34,420 --> 01:01:36,420
Plasma cutters will do that too.

754
01:01:36,420 --> 01:01:37,420
Yeah.

755
01:01:37,420 --> 01:01:39,420
That's probably the best.

756
01:01:39,420 --> 01:01:40,420
Probably.

757
01:01:40,420 --> 01:01:43,420
This asteroid is named Bennu.

758
01:01:43,420 --> 01:01:45,420
B-E-N-N-U.

759
01:01:45,420 --> 01:01:50,420
NASA said that it is working on a unique tool to open up the canister.

760
01:01:50,420 --> 01:01:56,420
They made the canister so space proof that it seems it may be human proof as well.

761
01:01:56,420 --> 01:01:59,420
We shall keep you updated.

762
01:01:59,420 --> 01:02:03,420
There are some really long awaited materials from this particular asteroid.

763
01:02:03,420 --> 01:02:07,420
They think that they're materials that can help us in everyday life.

764
01:02:07,420 --> 01:02:13,420
These are elements and minerals that we don't have on Earth, they believe.

765
01:02:13,420 --> 01:02:17,420
And they've been wanting to get into this thing for a while.

766
01:02:17,420 --> 01:02:22,420
But they're afraid to take too much force to it because they don't know.

767
01:02:22,420 --> 01:02:28,420
Yeah, because you don't know what would destroy what's in it.

768
01:02:28,420 --> 01:02:29,420
Exactly.

769
01:02:29,420 --> 01:02:31,420
So they have to be very delicate.

770
01:02:31,420 --> 01:02:34,420
Like you said, the cutting torch could destroy it.

771
01:02:34,420 --> 01:02:35,420
Yeah.

772
01:02:35,420 --> 01:02:36,420
Yeah.

773
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:40,420
So they have to be extremely careful about how they handle this thing.

774
01:02:40,420 --> 01:02:44,420
And in doing so, they have not been successful in getting it open.

775
01:02:44,420 --> 01:02:49,420
And this is where they're coming up with this unique tool that's just going to be a tool that they develop

776
01:02:49,420 --> 01:02:54,420
just to open this thing up so they don't hurt any of the elements or the minerals inside it

777
01:02:54,420 --> 01:03:00,420
because they think that these are minerals and elements that they don't have here on Earth.

778
01:03:00,420 --> 01:03:04,420
So, and interesting stuff.

779
01:03:04,420 --> 01:03:09,420
So, anyhow, trying to think of what else.

780
01:03:09,420 --> 01:03:10,420
I got it, dude.

781
01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:11,420
Okay.

782
01:03:11,420 --> 01:03:13,420
I got the solution.

783
01:03:13,420 --> 01:03:14,420
Okay.

784
01:03:14,420 --> 01:03:19,420
A portable bandsaw.

785
01:03:19,420 --> 01:03:22,420
You think they would have thought of that already?

786
01:03:22,420 --> 01:03:25,420
From the top right off of it.

787
01:03:25,420 --> 01:03:27,420
There's no heat.

788
01:03:27,420 --> 01:03:29,420
Yeah, I'm familiar.

789
01:03:29,420 --> 01:03:35,420
You could even add coolant, you know, like oil to wire cut and cool it.

790
01:03:35,420 --> 01:03:38,420
I have a portable bandsaw that actually has coolant.

791
01:03:38,420 --> 01:03:39,420
Well, I had one.

792
01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:40,420
I don't have it now.

793
01:03:40,420 --> 01:03:41,420
I used to work with one.

794
01:03:41,420 --> 01:03:44,420
It would be great for cutting railings and stuff like that.

795
01:03:44,420 --> 01:03:47,420
Oh, dude, we use them all the time, Don, docks and shit.

796
01:03:47,420 --> 01:03:48,420
Yeah.

797
01:03:48,420 --> 01:03:49,420
Oh, they're great.

798
01:03:49,420 --> 01:03:50,420
They will cut.

799
01:03:50,420 --> 01:03:56,420
Oh, and when I worked for, when we did all these work, yeah, we used a lot of,

800
01:03:56,420 --> 01:04:00,420
we used a hell of it at all of these cutting that tube steel.

801
01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:01,420
Yeah.

802
01:04:01,420 --> 01:04:02,420
Oh, gosh, yeah.

803
01:04:02,420 --> 01:04:07,420
Yeah, there's nothing better for cutting tube steel on the job than a portable bandsaw.

804
01:04:07,420 --> 01:04:08,420
Those things are good.

805
01:04:08,420 --> 01:04:11,420
Yeah, well, unfortunately, that's what I do these days.

806
01:04:11,420 --> 01:04:16,420
And I use a chop saw with an abrasive blade like a grinder blade.

807
01:04:16,420 --> 01:04:17,420
Yeah.

808
01:04:17,420 --> 01:04:19,420
Yeah, I got the sparks.

809
01:04:19,420 --> 01:04:21,420
Yeah, I breathe in the fumes.

810
01:04:21,420 --> 01:04:22,420
Yeah, I got.

811
01:04:22,420 --> 01:04:23,420
Yeah.

812
01:04:23,420 --> 01:04:24,420
Yeah.

813
01:04:24,420 --> 01:04:25,420
Yeah.

814
01:04:25,420 --> 01:04:28,420
But I got admit, I love what I do.

815
01:04:28,420 --> 01:04:32,420
I'm three months from the turn of 55.

816
01:04:32,420 --> 01:04:33,420
Cool.

817
01:04:33,420 --> 01:04:36,420
And I'm still doing what I do and I'm enjoying it.

818
01:04:36,420 --> 01:04:37,420
That's great.

819
01:04:37,420 --> 01:04:38,420
I got admit it.

820
01:04:38,420 --> 01:04:39,420
Well.

821
01:04:39,420 --> 01:04:42,420
I'm enjoying it while I can.

822
01:04:42,420 --> 01:04:43,420
Yes.

823
01:04:43,420 --> 01:04:47,420
It's not something you're going to want to do when you're 60.

824
01:04:47,420 --> 01:04:48,420
Probably not.

825
01:04:48,420 --> 01:04:49,420
I don't know, though.

826
01:04:49,420 --> 01:04:50,420
I mean, you seem to have it very well.

827
01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:53,420
Yeah, there ain't no way I can do it when I'm 60.

828
01:04:53,420 --> 01:04:54,420
Yeah.

829
01:04:54,420 --> 01:04:56,420
It's very hard physical work.

830
01:04:56,420 --> 01:05:00,420
Not 180 pounds at a time when you weigh 140.

831
01:05:00,420 --> 01:05:01,420
Yeah.

832
01:05:01,420 --> 01:05:02,420
Yeah.

833
01:05:02,420 --> 01:05:03,420
You're like an ant.

834
01:05:03,420 --> 01:05:04,420
All day long.

835
01:05:04,420 --> 01:05:05,420
You're lifting more than your body weight.

836
01:05:05,420 --> 01:05:06,420
That's what ants do every day.

837
01:05:06,420 --> 01:05:07,420
Yeah.

838
01:05:07,420 --> 01:05:08,420
Yeah.

839
01:05:08,420 --> 01:05:17,420
Actually, I have a 26 foot, two by three, two by five, eight inch tube steel.

840
01:05:17,420 --> 01:05:18,420
Oh, yeah.

841
01:05:18,420 --> 01:05:26,420
I actually have to pick up, carry through a doorway, turn it sideways and get it up

842
01:05:26,420 --> 01:05:33,420
on my saw, which is about two, three inches taller than what I needed.

843
01:05:33,420 --> 01:05:34,420
Oh, wow.

844
01:05:34,420 --> 01:05:37,420
That's a lot of bolts for somebody taller than me.

845
01:05:37,420 --> 01:05:38,420
I sure do, man.

846
01:05:38,420 --> 01:05:39,420
I'm five seven.

847
01:05:39,420 --> 01:05:40,420
Oh, man.

848
01:05:40,420 --> 01:05:41,420
And it's built for that.

849
01:05:41,420 --> 01:05:42,420
Yeah.

850
01:05:42,420 --> 01:05:45,420
But so I got to lift this shit all the way up.

851
01:05:45,420 --> 01:05:48,420
So that tells you something a little more about me.

852
01:05:48,420 --> 01:05:49,420
Yeah.

853
01:05:49,420 --> 01:05:50,420
Yeah.

854
01:05:50,420 --> 01:05:51,420
That means you're pretty damn stout.

855
01:05:51,420 --> 01:06:00,420
But these pieces, these 26 foot pieces of two by five steel, 140 pounds.

856
01:06:00,420 --> 01:06:04,420
I weigh 140 pounds.

857
01:06:04,420 --> 01:06:05,420
Wow.

858
01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:08,420
That's pretty good, dude.

859
01:06:08,420 --> 01:06:10,420
I'm proud.

860
01:06:10,420 --> 01:06:12,420
Yeah, you should be.

861
01:06:12,420 --> 01:06:13,420
A lot of people are proud.

862
01:06:13,420 --> 01:06:18,420
A lot of people try to figure out how the hell I'm still doing it.

863
01:06:18,420 --> 01:06:19,420
To be honest.

864
01:06:19,420 --> 01:06:20,420
Yeah.

865
01:06:20,420 --> 01:06:21,420
I mean, really.

866
01:06:21,420 --> 01:06:22,420
You're my son.

867
01:06:22,420 --> 01:06:23,420
Yeah.

868
01:06:23,420 --> 01:06:24,420
Yeah, really.

869
01:06:24,420 --> 01:06:25,420
Honestly.

870
01:06:25,420 --> 01:06:26,420
Now that he works there, he sees what I do.

871
01:06:26,420 --> 01:06:27,420
He goes, how the hell are you doing that, Dad?

872
01:06:27,420 --> 01:06:28,420
I don't know.

873
01:06:28,420 --> 01:06:29,420
I'm doing it.

874
01:06:29,420 --> 01:06:30,420
Oh, cool.

875
01:06:30,420 --> 01:06:31,420
It's what was brand new to me as a kid.

876
01:06:31,420 --> 01:06:32,420
You worked your ass off.

877
01:06:32,420 --> 01:06:33,420
Yep.

878
01:06:33,420 --> 01:06:34,420
All right, everybody.

879
01:06:34,420 --> 01:06:35,420
Thank you for joining us.

880
01:06:35,420 --> 01:06:36,420
Have a good rest of your evening.

881
01:06:36,420 --> 01:06:37,420
Take care.

882
01:06:37,420 --> 01:06:38,420
Bye.

883
01:06:38,420 --> 01:06:39,420
All right.

884
01:06:39,420 --> 01:06:40,420
Good night, everybody.

885
01:06:40,420 --> 01:06:41,420
Good night.

886
01:06:41,420 --> 01:07:02,420
Hey, where did everybody go?

887
01:07:02,420 --> 01:07:05,420
Where are the douchebags?

888
01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:06,420
Oh my God.

889
01:07:06,420 --> 01:07:07,420
Someone took a dump in the corner.

890
01:07:07,420 --> 01:07:08,420
Oh, geez.

891
01:07:08,420 --> 01:07:09,420
Glad they're gone.

892
01:07:09,420 --> 01:07:12,420
Let's just hope they don't come back.

893
01:07:12,420 --> 01:07:40,060
Man, that smells.