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Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it's two douchebags and a microphone podcast.

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The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

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During an apocalypse, don't forget the nuts. Hickory nuts, that is. Yeah, we know, hickory wood gets all the glory and all the love.

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Everyone loves the hickory trees. They cut them down and they make great sandwiches out of barbecue and meats. They smoke them and it's a fantastic deal.

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But little does anyone know about the hickory nuts. During an apocalypse, hickory nuts could be the best thing you could find.

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Hickory nuts can be eaten raw, toasted, or added to various recipes. Their rich buttery flavor and crunchy texture make them an ideal ingredient for both sweet and savory dishes.

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You can use hickory nuts to make nut butter, pesto, or even a unique hickory nut milk. There are five types of hickory nuts.

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Bitter nut hickory, shag bark hickory, pig nut hickory, mockernut hickory, and smooth bark hickory.

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Hickory trees are considered part of the walnut species and are plentiful, at least around Missouri and surrounding areas. So, during an apocalypse, don't forget to grab your nuts.

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As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum, two douchebags and a microphone.

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Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

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Oh wow, look! The Wayne Newton Channel was the highest rated network.

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Hello everybody, this is two douchebags and a microphone. I am the Mark portion of it.

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And I'm Rob.

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Alright, well real quick, Rob Rad has a little update. You know, he told you a couple of podcasts ago that a family member that was in trouble.

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And I'm not sure what it is. I haven't had a chance to find out exactly, but he said he had good news. So, Rob, take the throne.

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Yeah, well, I got an update. Um, Orange Kim, she had a strobe last Tuesday and had bleeding at the base of her brain, which butchered around her.

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Uh, yeah, whatever. And they weren't going to operate. Well, they've slowly been taken off sedation. And she is responding.

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Wow.

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Her eyes are responding. They ask her questions. She's answering yes or no.

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Good?

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Uh, yeah, I mean, thank you everybody for your prayers and let's keep it going. This is a good woman. She's a good woman. She's kept this family together for years.

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Excellent.

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Thank you.

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Good, good. Keep the prayers coming, people. Keep them coming. She still has a ways to go, but it's a step in the right direction.

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Yeah, I mean, she's got a long way to go.

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But the main thing is she may not be anywhere near the finish line, but she's running the marathon.

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Right, right. I told you she's a tough bitch.

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You already see, yeah.

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And she'll say it too.

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And I think it's going to be true to form that you're going to see her not let you down on that aspect. So I have I have every reason in the world to believe I've seen miracles happen numerous too many times that I only remember them all.

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So they happen. They happen all the time. If you don't see them, you choose not to see them. It's that simple.

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And and you know, anyhow, that's all I'm going to go with that. You know, I know my faith and I know how I feel about things. And you know what? I see miracles every day.

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And I think if people don't are missing out. So, okay, Rob, you know, there is a Miller.

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Miller High Life is releasing a neon tabletop treetop. It's a tabletop tree, not a treetop, a tabletop tree that doesn't just look like it belongs in a dive bar, which it does.

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It looks like it's a neon tree.

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Okay, it smells like it smells like it too.

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Miller High Life is celebrating 120th anniversary for the special occasion. It is releasing a neon tabletop tree inspired by a vintage dive bar decor, according to the news release, to pay homage to the unmistakable dive bar scent.

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It comes with sweet tobacco and teakwood infused satchels to place around the tree. The Mary Highlight, which stands at two and one half feet tall, is giving champagne a beer's flair from the topper to the tree skirt.

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The tree skirt is donning the famous Miller High Life lady, you know, the one on the moon.

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Yeah, yeah, yep.

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With a hat and boots. Really a very cool looking tree and possible collector's item as well.

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This cool piece is going to set one back about 120 bucks, and it will be available December 8th, first come first served basis at millerhighlife.com slash 120th 120th dash anniversary.

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So that's millerhighlife.com forward slash 120th dash anniversary or just Google it and probably the best way.

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So, and now, you know what happened? You know what happened, Rob?

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What?

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Well, Jeffy X, he's at it again.

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Oh, I thought you were going to talk about our chiefs.

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No, no, no, no, no, no. Here's the deal.

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Okay, there is. It's our time to get kicked in the nuts.

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And this happens. It happens in every NFL team. It's like a tidal wave. And you get this great luck, you get this horrible luck. I mean,

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Dude, your toe is on the line.

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It takes me back.

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You can call back a 49 yard touchdown.

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Yes, and I knew that was going to happen when I was on an imaginary line.

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Okay, okay. Hang on. We'll get to Jeffy X.

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Hang on a second, Rob. Let me mention this. It takes me to a flashback in 2018, I believe,

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where the Chiefs against Tom Brady in the championship game and Ford, D Ford, with his hand barely touching the line.

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We intercepted Tom Brady. It's the way the NFL works. It's somewhat scripted. It's as scripted as it can be.

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The games are heavily influenced, and there's no way they can convince me any different.

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The NFL is scripted. They do not want, they do not want the championship game to go through Arrowhead again.

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Five years in a row, they don't want anymore. They want it to go through somewhere else.

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Their new golden boy might be Baltimore or Sunbe, but you're going to see the calls all going that way.

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They don't want to see, they don't want to see Buffalo Bills out of it.

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Josh Allen is a gunslinger. Cincinnati, they don't care because their golden boy Joey Burrow is doing what he does consistently, being on the IR.

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Okay, so whoever you are in Central Ohio, get over it. Yeah, I dogged your golden boy again, alright?

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Honestly, I think he'll probably end up being Baltimore.

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He might be. And here's another thing too, the been there, done that. John Harbaugh and the Baltimore Ravens, they have been there and done that.

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So if I have to put money on a team, I would go with the Ravens. They've been there and done that.

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The Bills have not been there and done that. The Bengals are missing their golden boy, and they're not going to be there.

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So the whole thing is this right here. The been there and done that tells me that Baltimore has a clear run this year, and they might just find themselves in the Super Bowl.

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Now, I say this, if Baltimore goes against Philly, they have a chance of winning. If they go against San Francisco, I don't think they're going to win that.

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But you know what, we can go into all that on the sports show, and it all has to do with matchups.

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And the matchups, I already looked at it and started doing some figuring and all this and everything.

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And look, you can't win the Super Bowl every year. You know, yeah, I would like to have seen them win the games they should have won this year, which is about like three more games.

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They should have won three more games this year because they gave them away with stupid penalties or bad calls and all that.

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But that's part of the game. Okay. They overcame bad calls last year, too, and we still won the Super Bowl.

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Okay. The thing is, is we're not going to win the Super Bowl every year. And this is more or less a rebuilding year to me.

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Your Grumman Rushie Rice is a number one receiver. Kelsey. He did awesome today. Yes, he did. And he has been.

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They've got Pacheco, who is a great runner. They need McKennan. I don't know how many years he has left in the tank.

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He's been around a long time. This Prince guy that they elevated, he might be an answer.

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But the thing is, is with the salary cap, us paying the Holmes and Kelsey and all that so much.

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You know, Chris Jones can go. And here's why. Chris Jones is widely inconsistent.

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When he's there, he's the best around, but he's not always there. Chris Jones is not a good buy.

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Let him go. With that money, Carl Oftis is the man. Oh, Wahoo. I forgot his name. Is the man.

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Chris Jones is widely inconsistent. And he's frankly, quite frankly, he's not an upper echelon player like he thinks he is and other people think he is.

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Let him go. He's not worth the money. You know, he said he's going to win Defensive Player of the Year.

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He's not even close. He's not even sniffing the ass of somebody ready to win it. No. Let Chris Jones go.

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With that money, we can buy something else a hell of a lot more intelligent than Chris Jones.

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And also, I don't like his take it or leave it attitude and the way he held the Chiefs hostage in this preseason.

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No. We don't do that. Right, Tyreek Hill? We don't do that. So, you go ahead, Jones. Go somewhere else.

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Go chase your ring somewhere else. You ain't doing it in Kansas City. So, anyhow, what was I saying?

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Get back to Jeffy X. Oh, OK. Jeffy X. Jeffy X is at it again, dude. He came up a list of neon signs.

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He found overtime. Hey, this is Sunday. Yeah. Shit, we win big time.

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I mean, I don't know what else you can do. You know, you embroidered his underwear with Jeffy X.

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You gave him the special Steven Pearcy pouch of rat, you know, Glam Band rat that had the little pouch sewn in supposedly on the inside.

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So, he can fill them full. You're ready to go. Yeah, yeah. You have his flight suit. Let's see. What else did you?

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I mean, I've got him. I'm probably up to 50 hookers now. I got started on Sergeant Pepper. Oh, the Sergeant Pepper outfit.

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Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I got started on it today. Jeffy X is going to be happy. Yes. And his 50 hookers, of course.

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And let's see. What else did I say? I was going to give him 50. Oh, yeah. Legal Missouri weed.

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I can't get him cocaine because that would be that would be against the law. From the dispensary.

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From the dispensary. It's legal. So Jeffy X is going to come to Missouri over the holidays and we're going to present him with all this.

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So while he's in Missouri, he is legal for this dispensary marijuana. So he will not be breaking the law.

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Yes, because we do not break the law here at Two Douchebags and Marker. No, there is no trafficking.

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No, no, we do not do that. So anyhow, Jeffy X came up with a list of neon signs that Miller High Life turned down before they came up with this.

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So I. Yeah. And once again, I mean, he went to all all depths to find this list.

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I mean, he was I heard he was held at gunpoint at Miller Light because they recognized him.

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He was incognito. He had like some sort of a weird mustache on and some weird glasses.

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He was held at gunpoint. He was going to go into place like, oh, yeah, like that will recognize it.

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Yeah, they beat him up really bad. They threw him out on the ground.

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Going to alcohol. Yeah, they're going to recognize it.

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But despite all that, he got us. He got us the list. Jeffy X once again prevailed.

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He's a he's an amazing fellow. And once again, it said 10 minutes and this email is gone.

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So I quick I downloaded it, printed it off and then nine fifty nine goes over to 10.

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It was gone. So. OK. So all right.

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The the first one that was turned down by Miller Light, the neon sign in lieu of the of the tree that smells like a bar and everything.

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The pile of vomit neon tree was turned down by Miller Light.

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I don't know why you turn down a pile of vomit tree. I mean, that sounds lovely, doesn't it?

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That that'd be great in a bar. Yeah. I mean, I'd feel at home in a man cave.

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Yeah. Yeah. You know, you come on in, you go, oh, hey, hey, over there is a pile of vomit.

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OK, that's a it's a little neon thing that I have.

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Everyone go, oh, cool. You know, you know, it would get a lot of it would get a lot of pub.

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People go, yeah, that's the guy with the neon vomit in his man cave. That guy right there. Yeah.

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Yeah. It would go. I don't know. I don't understand Miller's reasoning.

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But, you know, is probably like the rest. It went, you know, through some focus groups.

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And these people, you know, just who knows where they got him at?

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You know, I mean, come on, you know, vomit. It all goes. It all goes together. And we all love it. Right.

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So number two, the flashing red, blue and blue DUI checkpoint tree was also declined.

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OK, yeah, yeah. I think I get that one.

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You know, flashbacks, you know, people handcuffs pissing someone off in jail.

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You know, getting punched in the face. You know, all that stuff. Right.

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Yeah. So, you know, Bubba coming after you in jail. Oh, speaking of Bubba,

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are you going to have you started listening to one of my shows today?

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Are you going to have a report for us? I listen to one. I listen to one. OK.

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Did you like it or not? Yeah, yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. OK.

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But let's. OK, we'll talk about that later. Actually, we could talk about it off air.

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It takes a little while to get used to it. You got to you got to learn the ins and outs of the slang and history.

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Well, here's the thing. OK, I'll go ahead and say. OK.

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I'm seeing what what you're talking about. I listen to him.

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There's a lot to learn there. There is a lot to learn there.

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He is a consummate professional when it comes to broadcasting this type of radio.

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And I have only listened to one episode. Well, listen, I already tell. Yeah.

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So I'm going to keep tuning in. Now you're going to see why I do some of the stuff I do about keeping the show going,

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turning it around, saying certain things. Yeah, no, no, that's what I'm saying.

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Just in that one episode, knowing what we do here. Yes.

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I could quickly see what. Yeah. Yeah.

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Well, the more you listen to it and then after you get more into it, you're going to find out some of the history.

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You're going to find out some of the people who used to be on it, some of the old bits and everything,

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and see how it evolved into the show it is now.

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Every one of the errors of his shows, I liked everyone.

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I'm really stellar and good. They were just different and had different points.

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So in today's radio, you can't do some of the stuff he used to do.

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Nobody can. You know, it's just it's the way it is.

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So anyhow. All right. Number three.

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The horrible gas and quick trip burrito centered tree was also pitched aside.

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I mean, really quick trip burritos and horrible gas.

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Come on. That is synonymous with a bar and Miller.

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I mean, you know, I mean, I remember, you know, a long time ago when a lot of quick trips didn't even have gas pumps.

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Now they all do. And they're like these super huge quick trips.

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I remember when, you know, sitting in the sitting in there drinking some Miller ponies, you know, in the corner of the lot.

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No gas, no gas pumps or nothing. You know, having a good time and everything.

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Yeah, I just don't get it. I mean, you know, I don't either.

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Yeah. And the quick trip burritos were a huge part of it.

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You know, oh, yeah, they definitely are. Oh, yeah.

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Or the famous would be Q. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I forgot about.

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Oh, yeah. Who didn't have a rugby Q at three in the morning? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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I mean, when the microwave spin in a lot of that alcohol. Yes, it does.

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The microwave spinning and you're trying to just hold steady and you're not falling into the microwave.

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It's like, uh, and it looks quite as good as the White Castle.

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A little bit close. Oh, yeah. Well, the White Castle's man. Oh, they would.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So I got a lot of alcohol.

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The White Castle's will literally get in there and fight everybody in their way.

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They'd be like, hey, we're White Castle and we're taking we're taking over this place.

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So all right. Let's see. Number four.

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The VD free clinic tree was also declined by the test panels complete with broken condoms and cigarette butts.

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They don't know how to have fun. I have I don't know what to say.

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I'm flabbergasted. Rob, are you on stage? Yeah.

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Sounds like such a fantastic idea to me.

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I just don't I don't know.

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I don't have an excuse for these focus groups that turned it down.

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I mean, you know, are they a bunch of stuff shirts? What the hell? Yeah. Yeah.

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I don't know.

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Seems it left flashbacks to too many people on the focus groups.

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That's probably why they're there.

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You know, they own all they owe all this alimony.

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So they agree to do these focus groups for a couple hundred bucks, you know, so they can maybe eat that way because they're paying all their money on alimony.

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So that's the only reason I could figure is why, you know, it didn't you know, the alimony tree and child support tree didn't work.

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I mean, you know, well, hey, that explains their judgment sometimes.

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True. That's true. Their minds too busy on their alimony and child support instead of giving the correct answer.

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You're right. You're right. You're right. Rob. Man, I'll tell you what.

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They busted the whole system here. I know. I know. I mean, well, OK.

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Well, there's number six here. The trash bags of aluminum cans tree was also kicked aside.

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What's more festive and Miller lightish than bags of cans?

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Oh, that's that's a trophy. Yes.

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It's like you see those 30. I'm getting ready to take those in and get 10 cases of beer because I personally I personally swigged every one of those down and I deserve these 10 cases of beer.

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Yeah. Yeah. And I'll bet you anything that cans were already smashed and they still turned it down.

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It says Mayday would be. Yeah, me too. I mean, yeah, I bet you someone already smashed them all and everything and they still turned them down.

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Who does not like smashed aluminum cans?

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Back when my dad had me picking up soda cans on the side of the road everywhere I went, I had to smash them. So you take it in.

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I used to run them over with a car. Oh, well, no, I was like 10, 12.

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Oh, no, I was. So was I. And I went collecting them.

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I say, hey, Dad, give me the keys. No, you're not driving anywhere. I'm just going to run over my cans.

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OK, don't worry. Oh, my dad doesn't own them. Way in hell my dad would have given me the keys.

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I totally understand why.

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You know what? I was lucky. I think the only reason my dad let me do it is because, you know, he's probably like, you know what?

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I don't want to hear the motherfucker out there at three in the morning smashing cans.

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Might as well let him just do it and get it over with and be done with it.

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That's probably why he let me do it, honestly.

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OK, number seven. I'm surprised after your brother. Oh, shit.

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I remember when I stole his keys one time and he caught me. He used to leave them in his pants on the on the dresser.

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And I snuck in there. I stuck snuck in their room.

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And I guess they just like rattled just a little bit too much.

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As soon as I opened his bedroom door, he goes, those aren't the car keys, dumbass.

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The car keys are somewhere else. I looked down and it's just the house key.

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He said something like, we'll talk about this in the morning. Thanks for waking me up, asshole.

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And we did talk about it in the morning. Trust me.

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I had many of them conversations.

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Yeah, it was like, you know what? I'm going to continue to get my sleep because you're not going to rob me of my sleep, you little asshole.

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But we will continue this in the morning. Trust me. And we did.

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That was like me coming home from work with Jess and Jim's. I go straight to the bathroom, puke and dad at the job.

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Shut up. I don't want to hear you. I'm 16 years old, dude.

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Didn't you one time just want to do this once? Thanks, Mark.

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You're welcome. Didn't you just want to do this one time, but you knew you're going to get your ass whipped?

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But just do it one time just to do it. Turn around and go, oh, fuck you, you old bastard.

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Oh, dude. I was close one day and I ended up leaving the house.

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After I got done getting the shit beat out of me, my dad would probably laugh and go, you know what? That was pretty good.

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Oh, no. My dad would just beat the shit out of me. I would have gotten my ass whipped, but I bet you I would have gotten it.

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That was pretty funny. But don't do it again. Okay, you got it.

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I never did, but I did. I just wanted to turn around and go, oh, fuck you, you old bastard. Just to see what he'd do.

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You see a fucking demon come out. Your dad probably would beat the shit out of you. Oh, shit, yeah.

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He probably would have said, you know what? I'm going to hold off right there because I'm going to savor this ass whipping that you deserve.

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So we're going to leave it right here and I'm going to continue it tomorrow at three.

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So be here at three o'clock and we'll continue your ass whipping then.

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Yeah, my dad was like three inches taller than me and that way beat by 50 pounds.

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My dad was taller than you. He was also in the Navy and not.

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Oh, shit. I would not have said that to him. I didn't have a chance.

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Number seven, the AA Medians Tree was almost approved, but Miller, of course, wanted nothing to do with AA, allegedly.

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So they almost they almost approved the Alcoholics Anonymous Tree.

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But Miller quickly ripped it away and said, no, we won't have anything of the sort around us.

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So I bet Bud Light would have passed it. Yeah, yeah. They they need some good pub.

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Yeah, they've been like, oh, oh, hey, this will be good pub. Go ahead.

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Number eight, the I tried nothing crack tree was smashed when smashed. Let me try this again.

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Number eight, the I tried nothing crack tree when smashed was also denied for possible fentanyl contamination.

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OK, OK, that was a great move. Right.

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I mean, yeah, yeah, you know, fentanyl is getting a little crazy.

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A lot of people. Yeah, I mean, it would just been a crack to be fine.

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But it did. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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And so there's this crack. We would agree.

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Yeah, yeah, I agree. Well, yeah, nobody have time changes, huh?

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Yes. Yep. And then finally, number nine, the my children hate me because I was complete fuck up tree

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was also frowned upon with the groups. Seems the logistics of the children crying themselves asleep was too complicated to put in a neon tree.

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Oh, there is one more. I'm sorry. Well, you know, I could understand that.

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You know, children whimpering because their daddy's not home.

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He's at the bar and he's probably trying to pick up on some dirty leg and, you know, and not paying the bills.

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And they're worried about getting kicked out of the house and everything.

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I can understand the logistics of that being a little rough, right? Yeah. Yeah.

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It's like, how do we put all this in neon? So, Miller, I get it. You're off the hook on this one.

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Brilliant idea. But I understand the logistics of it is just too too tough to handle.

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I mean, you know, I mean, you'd have to have like little children there and then you'd have to do like the little, you know, teardrops on them.

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And yeah, that'd be rough. Yeah. Yep. And finally, the bouncer that threw me out every night at one thirty tree was not a very festive scheme and was denied as well.

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So, yeah, I guess so. You know, you know, you want to be festive.

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You don't want to see that guy that keeps kicking you out. You know, you're on a roll. You're doing good.

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You're getting the ladies attention. You're like doing stupid shit. You know, you're climbing around and stuff.

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And then the bouncer's like, hey, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, I get it.

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So I wouldn't remember their faces so I couldn't have the decoration. Yep.

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So anyhow, Jeffy X once again, thank you, Jeffy X. So now some of them were fine suggestions. I don't know what Miller was thinking. Yes. Yes. Yes.

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I have no idea what Miller was thinking, but yeah, OK. I remember probably drinking.

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Probably. Probably. So yeah, we're going to go to our first break here, Rob.

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And when we come back, you got something. And I also found the emails. They were actually out.

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Oh, good deal. They were out. Where you said they were? No, they were outside. No.

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Yes, I went out to check the water. They're going to love this, Mark.

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You know what? I'll tell it when I get back. Anyhow. I think we should start off with that after this.

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OK, we will. We'll be right back in a minute.

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Hey look, I think we found land. Oh my god, I think we're safe.

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Oh no. It's the island of horrible jokes.

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Why? Cannon oaks be twelve inches long. Because then it would be a foot.

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Here is what happened. Remember I said I thought I was... Oh my god. I was trying to keep you cracking up through that.

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Okay, here's officially what happened. Remember I was going out to the hot tub to check the water and I thought I left him in the laundry room, which is right before you open the back door to get to the hot tub.

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So anyhow, I thought I put him in the laundry bin. I left him outside. Evidently I took him outside and set him down on the table and I checked the chemicals and then I came back in without retrieving them.

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And so I've been looking all around everywhere inside the house and the only way I found him today was I went out to check the water because the pump was making a weird noise and it like froze up.

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And I just had a new pump put in and I told you about the mice chewing shit up. So anyhow, we think the pump might have been defective or something.

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So anyhow, the guys got to come out tomorrow and take a look at it. But I went out there to check...

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He used to be certified. Oh, no kidding? You put in pumps and everything, right?

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Tools and spog. Oh wow. Okay.

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Well, you know, if you have acidity water or water that's imbalanced, it really hurts the pump of the hot tub, right?

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Right. But yeah, let's get back to you.

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Okay. Oh, okay. So anyhow, they were outside this whole time and it even rained the other day, but it was underneath the ledge.

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And I'm walking out there and I'm like, shit, the pump is making a weird sound, you know, and all this stuff.

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And I checked the water, the water was bouncing like, okay, good. And then all of a sudden I went to hit the flow, the jet flow, because that's what I was told to do.

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And it's like, and it freezes up on me and stops. So I shut the whole thing down. And then I was like, wait a minute.

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I thought I'd seen a notepad out there. I walked back out there. I'm like, sure is shit. There it was.

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It was outside the whole time. Didn't get wet because underneath the ledge.

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So I have the emails. I did not lose them. So do you want me to go into the emails or do you want you got something you want to say or?

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Oh, you're already missing emails. You've been on these for a while, dude.

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I know. And guess what, Rob? I'll go into mine. I'll go into mine after this.

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Okay. And guess what, Rob? I'm not caught up because, well, I was looking for these emails, a bunch more fucking jumped in. So anyhow.

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Yeah, I know my brother's one of them about my puzzle.

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Okay. I'll have to look. I haven't had a chance to look at him in a couple of days. So tell him I'll get to it.

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It's no big deal. It's just something he said anyway. I had to do my puzzle.

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You mean the one where you're in a loincloth in the Amazon. Yes, yes, yes.

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With your hands stretched out to the sky screaming.

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Yeah, he wouldn't even come close to even telling me what that email said.

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Well, I'll retrieve it. I'm going to have to retrieve them after this podcast now. You know this.

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Yeah, this one's on you.

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Okay. Well, I haven't had a chance because.

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You can use it or not. It's on you.

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Okay. You know what? I probably will. I'll read it later. I'll read after the podcast.

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Okay. Okay. The first one I have is, Hey guys, I just wanted to know if you plan on joining any podcast service for better distribution.

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The show is really entertaining and it seems like you all could have a more extensive footprint podcast-wide. Aidan in Texas.

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Yeah, it is a thought. There are these other services that. Yeah.

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You know, there's like Podbean and there's like what Podbox.

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I mean, if you really want to get crazy, if we ever got good enough Barstool Sports, I think there's a lot of different services.

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Yeah, it has been thought about. But. Yeah. But right now we're not quite there yet.

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I mean, the product is good, but I mean, I think you're on board with this too, Rob.

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You want it to really be smooth and firing on all cylinders. And we're starting to get there.

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We're starting to get there, but I need to learn some pro tools and I'm just not quite happy with it.

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And also you have to. We're doing really well listener wise. Don't get me wrong.

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But you have to have a certain amount of sustained listenership every week for them to even acknowledge you. So yeah.

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And and also you got to remember. Me and Mark have only been doing this like five, six months. Exactly. Exactly.

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We're still doing it longer than me. Yep. But I just jumped in and I'm doing what I can.

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He's doing very well. Yeah. So we're still working on it. We're doing we're doing fine.

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We're in no hurry for anything. Yeah, we do plan on that. We got the rest of our lives. Yes.

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Yes. So we plan on we plan on getting that point. It's just not right now.

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And thank you. Thank you for the email and thank you for the kind words. Yes. Thank you.

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All right. Mark, you have a fantastic ability to keep coming up with seamless conversation.

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You credit your quick wit with being harassed as a child.

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Could you explain what that means a little more in depth?

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Kerry in Falls City. That is Kerry spelt like a guy. C.A.R.R.Y. Kerry in Falls City in Nebraska, I believe.

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Thank you. Appreciate it. Yeah. OK.

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I was a little poor fat kid and I got brutalized by these fucking older thugs that just kept fucking with me.

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And the only thing I had going for me was my wit.

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And while they're screwing me, I would say shit to them to demoralize them.

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I mean, I came up with all different kinds of stuff, you know, it's like, you know, I it didn't matter whether it's your mama joke that I came up with to the way they look to their brain power.

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But it's the only thing I had in life at that time. And, you know, they would come up and say something like, fuck you, you little bastard.

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I go, oh, my God, the genius has spoken. Everybody stand back. Stand back. Let Einstein hear through.

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You know, it's the only thing I've ever had when I was that young.

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And it served well. I mean, you know, because it put them in their place.

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And they've got my ass kicked a couple of times. But you know what? I got bigger and I started kicking their ass.

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So not only did I destroy them with my mind and wit, but I stored them with my fists later.

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So anyhow, and they know who they are. Some of them listen.

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You know, so anyhow, and I know that for a fact because I got a couple of a couple little messages about it and stuff like that.

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So and hey, were you talking about me? And I'm like, yeah, I was.

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Even if I wasn't, I was like, yeah, I was. So anyhow, next one.

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Rob, could you get me a boat trailer at a discount? Jerry at the junkyard in Montrose.

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By the way, I do have a 76 Coupe de Ville bumper. My neighbor 10 feet away says hi.

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No, no, it was supposed to be a 72 Coupe de Ville if I remember right.

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Well, this guy said 76. I think it was a 72. I think you're right.

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Yeah, the original email was asking for a 72.

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OK. Well, as far as the boat trailer, yeah, it might be able to work something out.

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Wasn't Jerry the name of the first guy from Montrose?

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Yes, it was.

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OK, maybe this is the same guy. It was a 72, Jerry. It was a 72. OK.

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So come up with a 72 and Rob, can you get him a trailer at a discount?

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Very possibly. Very possibly.

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All right. Well, there you go. Go to our Facebook page. Two douchebags and microphone.

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You can get a hold of Rob there. Rob Rad. So if you're really serious about this trailer.

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I also just posted a picture of my new Christmas tree.

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There you go. How can you get any better?

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With my cat, Shadow.

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You're welcome, America. You're welcome.

371
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:49,000
Rob, I know America is flooding in right now wanting to say thank you,

372
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,000
but I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to do it for them. OK?

373
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
Rob, thank you.

374
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
You're welcome.

375
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
All right.

376
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:03,000
This one here, I remember reading it and this is really cool.

377
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:07,000
Mark, did you used to play pinball at the 7-Eleven in Belton?

378
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,000
I'm sure this is you. I'm the short guy.

379
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Oh my God.

380
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:17,000
Now you might remember him because you used to play pinball there too, right?

381
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Yes, this person might remember both of us.

382
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,000
I know. That's what I was thinking.

383
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:28,000
OK, I'm the short guy with the Peterbilt truck hat that used to play with you

384
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:32,000
on the Elvira machine before they replaced it with the Metallica one.

385
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
Mitch in Belton, Texas.

386
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:38,000
P.S. I moved from Belton, Missouri to Belton, Texas.

387
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
Yes, Mitchell. Not Mitch.

388
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000
Mitch.

389
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Yeah, with the Peterbilt hat.

390
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,000
Short guy. Remember he used to come in there all the time.

391
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:51,000
He'd slam his quarters on there and then one of us would have to relinquish the machine

392
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:55,000
for a little bit while he played and then we'd slam our quarters on there

393
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000
and then we'd get it back.

394
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,000
But yeah, Mitchell. I guess you go by Mitch now.

395
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
Awesome.

396
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
Hi Mitch, it's Duck.

397
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,000
Oh, that's right. He would know you as Duck.

398
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,000
Yeah, this is Duck, Mitch.

399
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:15,000
We're the same two dumbasses that you remember.

400
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,000
I know you're going to remember Duck if you remember me.

401
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Yeah. Yeah, yep, yep, yep. That was us.

402
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000
We used to play there.

403
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000
God, it's good to hear this from him.

404
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:28,000
Yeah, I forgot all about that email until I read it today when I found it.

405
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,000
I'm like, oh shit, this thing is gold.

406
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000
Mitch, right back.

407
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Yes.

408
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,000
Right back.

409
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,000
What is that? Oh my God.

410
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:45,000
Or better yet, Mitch, go to the Facebook page and say hi to Duck also.

411
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,000
Two douchebags and microphone. Facebook page.

412
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
Now Rob Rad.

413
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Oh yeah, now Rob Rad.

414
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,000
Yeah, I remember Mitch very well.

415
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:00,000
He used to wear that Peterbould hat and he wore it backwards when he would play.

416
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
He'd have it in there and he'd have it forward.

417
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Then when he played, he'd kind of fucking stick his tongue out Charlie Brown style.

418
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:10,000
He'd stick his hat on back and that meant he was ready to fucking beat some Elvira ass.

419
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
Oh yeah, he was ready to whip some ass.

420
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,000
Yep, yep.

421
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Next one.

422
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,000
Mark and Rob, I notice you guys don't cuss as much as you used to.

423
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000
Are you trying to get more listeners by this?

424
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,000
Jim in Cleveland. I don't know Cleveland, Missouri.

425
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Cleveland, Ohio. I don't know.

426
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:30,000
I didn't think we cussed any less, did you?

427
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:34,000
I really paid attention.

428
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:39,000
It's not intentional, but I mean, you know, I mean, honestly, I mean,

429
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:44,000
if you can get your point across without cussing, you probably should do that.

430
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
Yeah, yeah.

431
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
I don't know.

432
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:53,000
We really can't cuss in the business world, so you can't cuss into that.

433
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Yeah, maybe it's kind of, I don't know.

434
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000
Maybe when I first...

435
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Now I'm kind of getting heavier into this.

436
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:09,000
I'm trying to pay attention to what the listeners want to hear.

437
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000
Yeah, they want to hear some cuss words,

438
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,000
but they don't want to hear the word fuck every other word.

439
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:19,000
You know what, I think, you know what, Jim in Cleveland is on to something.

440
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000
I think he's absolutely right, Rob.

441
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,000
I don't think we do cuss as much as we did.

442
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:30,000
No, honestly, I don't think we do either.

443
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:35,000
It's not intentional, but I guess you're right.

444
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,000
Thank you for pointing that out.

445
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,000
Yeah, thanks.

446
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Thank you for pointing that out.

447
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
It really gave me some thought.

448
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,000
I was like, wow.

449
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it got my mind going here.

450
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:50,000
I didn't even necessarily think it was true until you and I just talked it out,

451
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
and I do think it's true now, thinking about it.

452
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,000
I think he's right.

453
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,000
Yeah, yeah.

454
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,000
Okay, cool.

455
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Someone spelt douche as duchess.

456
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:04,000
Oh, well, it was just funny.

457
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,000
Look, I make typos all the time.

458
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000
I'm not making fun of you.

459
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:11,000
Douche's, are you guys ever going to record from the city market ever again?

460
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,000
I'm Jerry.

461
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,000
I spoke with you and Christopher last year.

462
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,000
We talked about politics and sports until my wife came for me.

463
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,000
Thanks.

464
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Yeah, Jerry, I do remember you,

465
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,000
and we have a little problem at the city market right now.

466
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:27,000
Our table and chairs have been taken away.

467
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,000
There's nothing there,

468
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:34,000
so we're going to have to figure out a way to get some sort of like maybe a folding table

469
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:38,000
and some folding chairs with everything else to broadcast there.

470
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,000
Now it's going to be quite an accomplishment to do so,

471
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
but I imagine it can be done,

472
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000
but right now for the time being, this is what you get.

473
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000
I'm sorry.

474
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000
I love you.

475
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,000
Yeah.

476
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:52,000
Okay, you see, the reason I thought I'm going to go back to that last email there.

477
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Or the one before.

478
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:58,000
The reason I thought it was a fake email is because it's trying to get my blood to boil,

479
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
and it almost did.

480
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000
I almost got into it again.

481
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,000
I was like, you know, I'm wondering.

482
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
I mean, I could be totally wrong,

483
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:14,000
but I wonder if it wasn't one of those fucking pussies trying to take a jab at me.

484
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:18,000
But then again, maybe it does not.

485
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:23,000
So anyhow, all right, let's take another break.

486
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:27,000
We're going to go back with Rob Rad stuff, right?

487
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000
Yeah, yeah, I got some.

488
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:39,000
All right, we'll talk to you guys in a minute.

489
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:46,000
And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

490
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:51,000
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

491
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000
Hmph.

492
00:45:53,000 --> 00:46:05,000
I may never know.

493
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:09,000
Oh, Lord, that man just saw a puppy in half.

494
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,000
Hey there.

495
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:16,000
I have a clown nose.

496
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:20,000
Oh no, that drunk guy just hit my child.

497
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000
It's okay.

498
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,000
I have a clown nose.

499
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Clown nose.

500
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000
Just put one on and you can do anything.

501
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000
Want to run for office?

502
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000
Murder people in public?

503
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:36,000
Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs.

504
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions.

505
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
Grab one today and make magic happen.

506
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,000
You need protection from fucktards?

507
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,000
You have people coming and fucking with you constantly?

508
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,000
You need answers?

509
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,000
You need solutions?

510
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
Smack in the nuts.

511
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,000
That's right.

512
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000
Smack in the nuts is what you need.

513
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:57,000
Smack in the nuts, get rid of said losers in no time flat.

514
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000
Smack in the nuts.

515
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:03,000
Available everywhere, wherever you buy self-defense items.

516
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,000
Here are just a few testimonials from some satisfied customers.

517
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
Stupid fuck sack come to me.

518
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000
You talk stupid.

519
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
You no let me go.

520
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000
Smell like sack of shit.

521
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
He spit talk all over.

522
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
I remember smack in balls.

523
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,000
I use shit sack.

524
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000
Shit sack lie on ground.

525
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,000
I walk off.

526
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
Thank you smack in the balls.

527
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,000
You saved me from smelly, smelly spit.

528
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:31,000
Well, I had this stupid son of a bitch come around me.

529
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,000
He would not shut his fucking yap or for nothing.

530
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,000
He gets up on me and he talks all stupid.

531
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000
And I didn't know what to do.

532
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,000
I could not shake this motherfucker like a booger.

533
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
Then I remember smack in the nuts.

534
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
I pulled out old smack in the nuts.

535
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:50,000
And that motherfucker went down like a sack of fucking potatoes.

536
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
Thank you smack in the nuts.

537
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:56,000
You saved me once again from stupid motherfuckers.

538
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,000
Smack in the nuts.

539
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:11,000
Don't leave home without it.

540
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,000
Two douchebags and microphone.

541
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,000
My name is Mark.

542
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000
And I'm Rob.

543
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,000
Alright Rob, you got something for us?

544
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,000
Yeah, I got a...

545
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:27,000
It's a...

546
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:32,000
It's a ESPN Sioux Falls.

547
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000
Okay.

548
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:38,000
But it has nothing to do with sports.

549
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,000
Okay.

550
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000
Well does ESPN have the time?

551
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:48,000
Actually it's something that anybody that goes to Walmart should know.

552
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,000
Okay.

553
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:55,000
Walmart has its customers' safety in mind every day.

554
00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:06,000
It's not uncommon to hear a number or a code over the stores intercom while shopping.

555
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:20,000
According to Common Sense Mom, the various codes and numbers have a specific meaning to the stores employees.

556
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,000
Code Adam.

557
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:25,000
This means there is a missing child in the store.

558
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:30,000
I wonder if that's named after Adam Walsh.

559
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
Probably.

560
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
I bet it is.

561
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,000
I'll try to look it up later.

562
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,000
Go ahead.

563
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:41,000
Code Spark.

564
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:47,000
This means the registers are overwhelmed and it's all hands on deck to help.

565
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:52,000
Oh, so the one register is full.

566
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Even with self-checkout.

567
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,000
That's what it said.

568
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:02,000
Okay, go ahead.

569
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000
Code Brown.

570
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,000
This means an active shooter on the premises.

571
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,000
I thought it meant someone had diarrhea.

572
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,000
Wow, okay.

573
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
Well that's good to know.

574
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000
If I hear Code Brown...

575
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
Yeah, these are good ones to know, man.

576
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,000
They really are.

577
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,000
Code Blue.

578
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,000
This means there has been a bomb threat.

579
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Wow.

580
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
Code Green.

581
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:34,000
A hostage situation is happening on the property.

582
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,000
Wow.

583
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,000
Code Black.

584
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:44,000
Means there is a weather situation as tornado or other severe weather.

585
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,000
So far that sounds like the best one to me.

586
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:51,000
Yeah.

587
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Code Red.

588
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:57,000
There's a fire detected in the store.

589
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,000
Okay, wow.

590
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,000
Code White.

591
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:06,000
There's an injury in the store.

592
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000
Code Orange.

593
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:13,000
Means there is a chemical spill on the premises.

594
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,000
Okay.

595
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Department 51, if you hear this, the security team must respond.

596
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,000
Okay.

597
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,000
That's it.

598
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000
That is really cool, dude.

599
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000
That's some good codes to know.

600
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,000
They really are.

601
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:37,000
They're stuff that you wouldn't even think about if you heard them over at the intercom.

602
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000
Yeah, yeah.

603
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,000
I mean, Code Spark.

604
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,000
Well, now we know.

605
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,000
You hear Code Spark?

606
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000
Just fucking walk out the door.

607
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:51,000
Everybody, no, it's all check out people.

608
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,000
But anyway.

609
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,000
Just walk out the door.

610
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,000
They're not going to know.

611
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,000
They're overwhelmed.

612
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:00,000
Just go back, listen to this, write it down.

613
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000
You'll know what they mean.

614
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:06,000
Or go to ESPN Sioux Falls.

615
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:11,000
That is odd that it's on ESPN Sioux Falls.

616
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,000
Wow.

617
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:17,000
You know what I want to do is come up with codes that are bullshit and introduce them.

618
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:21,000
Well, right now, the word says, listen now.

619
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:25,000
ESPN Sunday Night Baseball.

620
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000
Baseball?

621
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:31,000
Oh my God.

622
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,000
Well, okay.

623
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:38,000
Coincidentally, the new Things Overheard in Hell is one of them is baseball's third season.

624
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:42,000
It started off tonight.

625
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,000
Baseball's third season of the year.

626
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,000
Yeah.

627
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:50,000
That is Overheard in Hell.

628
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:56,000
You know, Virgin Atlantic lands the first flight powered by biofuels.

629
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,000
Really?

630
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,000
Yeah.

631
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:06,000
Virgin Atlantic flew from London Heathrow to New York's John F. Kennedy International Airport on Tuesday

632
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:15,000
using only sustainable aviation fuel, SAF, marking a world's first in commercial transatlantic travel.

633
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:24,000
Never before has a commercial plane flown across the Atlantic Ocean from London to New York without using fossil fuels.

634
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:41,000
Two Rolls-Royce Trent 1000 engines on a Boeing 787 operated by Virgin Atlantic were powered by 70 tons of sustainable aviation fluid, a biofuel primarily made from waste oils and animal fat,

635
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:46,000
which the airline claims emit 70 percent less carbon than traditional jet fuel.

636
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:55,000
Flight 100, is the name of it, officially landed at John F. Kennedy International Airport on Tuesday afternoon.

637
00:53:55,000 --> 00:54:01,000
Though critics are calling the flight a stunt, its intended objective per the UK government,

638
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:08,000
which launched a competition for this project over a year ago and spent one million pounds to sponsor it,

639
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:19,000
was proof of a concept Britain's Civil Aviation Authority granted Virgin Atlantic a permit to showcase how the fuel can be used by decarbonizing flying.

640
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:24,000
Now, the thing I got is, who the hell would have took him up on that?

641
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000
Really?

642
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000
Okay, let's pretend you're a pilot, Rob, okay?

643
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:35,000
Alright, so, hey, Rob, can I see my office?

644
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,000
It's your turn.

645
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,000
Rob, can I see your...

646
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000
Rob, I got something to talk to you.

647
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:46,000
Before you leave today, before you punch the time clock, could you come by my office?

648
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,000
Sure.

649
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,000
Okay, alright.

650
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,000
Okay, we're getting ready to leave, okay?

651
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,000
And then you come into my office.

652
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:56,000
I'm like, yeah, Rob, how you doing today? You doing alright?

653
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Yeah, I'm doing fine.

654
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:04,000
How would you like to be a part of a little experiment?

655
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,000
Deep hands.

656
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,000
Rob, okay.

657
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:15,000
Well, we were thinking about like bird and animal fat as fuel on a plane, and we want you to pilot it.

658
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:21,000
It's going to go from London to New York, John F. Kennedy.

659
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:25,000
So what do you think, Rob? You on board?

660
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:30,000
Actually, I think I'm on vacation that week, but I'm sure one of the other pilots will do it.

661
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,000
Are you sure, Rob?

662
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,000
Yeah, yeah.

663
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:40,000
Okay, alright. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what I would have done too, Rob.

664
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:47,000
I would have been like, okay, so...

665
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:52,000
I'm taking my wife to Aruba that week.

666
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:56,000
Tell my wife I cannot take her to Aruba.

667
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:59,000
You won that one. No one's going to go to your wife and take her there.

668
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:02,000
The only thing is I ain't even married.

669
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:07,000
All you got to mention is you're standing in the way of the wife's vacation.

670
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:14,000
People will run out of your way, Rob. They'll be like, that's okay, forget it. I was just joking. I was just joking.

671
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:23,000
So, pretty cool. I mean, it worked. They did it.

672
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,000
Yeah.

673
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:32,000
And also, finally, we have a little story here about Chipotle.

674
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:38,000
And anyhow, Chipotle is...

675
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:45,000
Okay, so, you know, you can eat in your car, right? We all do, but, you know, where do you keep your napkins?

676
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,000
There's where Chipotle's...

677
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,000
I'm on box.

678
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:52,000
Me too, but this is, you know, this is an article here.

679
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:56,000
You know, they have a car napkin holder.

680
00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:00,000
It could be this year's best white elephant holiday gift.

681
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,000
You know, it comes in... it would come in handy this holiday season.

682
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:07,000
Chipotle is giving fans the gifts they never knew they needed.

683
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:12,000
A release announcing Chipotle's new car napkin holder.

684
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:20,000
According to the fast food casual chain, the fan inspired car napkin holder was created for Chipotle lovers

685
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:26,000
who are known to store extra Chipotle napkins in their cars.

686
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:33,000
The item which retails for $30 comes with a free entree gift card, Chipotle said.

687
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:38,000
The napkin holder is made from vegan cactus leather.

688
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:44,000
And it's perfect for storing all those extra napkins you unintentionally took from Chipotle.

689
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:51,000
Well, anyhow, you got a drink spill, no problem. You got the napkin holder there and it's vegan.

690
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:55,000
Anyhow, I think this is brilliant from Chipotle. You know why?

691
00:57:55,000 --> 00:58:02,000
All the extra napkins that people take that they don't get any type of revenue for,

692
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:07,000
they just made their money back with this neat little thing and they did the buzzword.

693
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:10,000
They did the vegan leather napkin holder.

694
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:14,000
So now you're going to get all the people that are like organic and all that.

695
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:18,000
They go to Chipotle, they love Chipotle, the organic people, right?

696
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,000
And I'm not dogging anyone, I'm just saying the way it is, right?

697
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,000
They're going to run out and they're going to buy this napkin holder.

698
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:28,000
Chipotle is going to make bank off of it and in the next couple of years they're going to make their money back

699
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:32,000
from all the napkins that people took 30 of like I do.

700
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000
Only I'm not going to buy the napkin holder.

701
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:39,000
Yeah, yeah. So I personally think it's a genius idea.

702
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:44,000
And I think that there's a certain amount of people that are going to go for this,

703
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:50,000
they're going to pull the trigger right off because it has that magic word, vegan, vegan leather.

704
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:54,000
People are just going to be like, oh my God, that's the greatest idea ever.

705
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:57,000
Without even checking into it, you think?

706
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:00,000
Yeah, and that also raises the price.

707
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:03,000
Yes. Yep.

708
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:12,000
So Chipotle, all I got is this, the Guinness Brilliant, brilliant.

709
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,000
You, Rob?

710
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:18,000
Yeah, I'm surprised other people ain't caught on.

711
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,000
Stuff like that's that easy.

712
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:26,000
Well, I have a feeling that these Cosmax we've been talking about, the McDonald's New Wave restaurant.

713
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000
Oh yeah, yeah.

714
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:35,000
All this stuff that I mentioned on last podcast about the menu and all that stuff, you watch.

715
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,000
All this stuff is going to have a twist.

716
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:44,000
It's going to have a twist that's going to mend and it's going to tender

717
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:51,000
and his main function is going to be on the Millennials and the X and the Zers.

718
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,000
You watch.

719
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,000
You know what I think it is?

720
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,000
What do you think?

721
00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:00,000
I think they're trying to do away with our greasy burgers.

722
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:04,000
Actually, I've got a story coming up the next podcast that's not done yet.

723
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,000
Okay.

724
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,000
Okay, here is what I think is going on.

725
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:11,000
But I do have one I need to get to tonight after you're done.

726
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:17,000
Okay, McDonald's I think is splitting into two categories, us and them.

727
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:22,000
Us, the Boomers and Xers, because they're coming out with a new menu with huge burgers.

728
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,000
Yeah.

729
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:24,000
Okay.

730
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,000
And then that's them, the Cosmacs are them.

731
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,000
You see, it's brilliant.

732
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:36,000
They're playing both sides with two different stores under the same umbrella.

733
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:39,000
With property they bought 20 years ago.

734
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:43,000
Yes, there's all kinds of articles about that on the internet.

735
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,000
Yeah.

736
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:47,000
Yeah, I didn't just come up with that out of my ass.

737
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,000
I read this five years ago.

738
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,000
No, no, I've been reading.

739
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,000
Yeah.

740
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,000
I'll back you on it.

741
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:59,000
They purposely buy this prime stuff 30 years ago, knowing that it would someday develop,

742
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:02,000
and when they do, they got prime real estate for nothing.

743
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:06,000
It is just a completely brilliant idea, and until then it's a tax write-off.

744
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,000
For whatever they want to do.

745
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,000
Yeah.

746
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,000
And if nothing else, if it doesn't develop, then you sell it and you made your money back

747
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:16,000
because real estate is like quadrupled, if not more.

748
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:19,000
Anyhow, you got a story to get to, Rob?

749
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:22,000
Yes, yes.

750
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:26,000
This falls back to wrestling, but it's a movie coming out.

751
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:29,000
Rasslin'!

752
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:32,000
Rasslin', but it's a movie coming out.

753
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,000
Sorry, I'm just having fun with that.

754
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,000
You can call it wrestling.

755
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,000
I don't give a shit.

756
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000
I know, I know, I know.

757
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000
All right, Rob, go for it.

758
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:43,000
Well, do you remember the name Bon Ericks?

759
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,000
Of course.

760
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:51,000
Eric, Mike, Kevin, Fritz.

761
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:56,000
There's only one of them left, isn't there?

762
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:59,000
Well, now the kids are coming up.

763
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,000
Oh, they are?

764
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000
Okay, I didn't know that.

765
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:10,000
Are they coming up in WCW, or not WCW, are they coming up in WWE or another?

766
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:14,000
Well, they're going to make a special appearance.

767
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000
I'm sorry, Rob, go ahead.

768
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,000
I'm sorry.

769
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:22,000
Go ahead.

770
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:38,000
It has been announced that Kevin Ross and Marshall Von Erick will appear on December 13th episode of AEW Dynamite in Arlington, Texas.

771
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:48,000
The appearances are to tie in with the United States theatrical release of The Iron Claw.

772
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,000
Okay.

773
01:02:51,000 --> 01:03:09,000
The movie is based on the lives and careers of Fitz Von Erick and his sons Kevin, Terry, David, and Mike, and the Von Erick curse.

774
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:16,000
Marshall and Ross Von Erick have been wrestling together since 2012.

775
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,000
Okay.

776
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:26,000
Appearing in special promotions such as MLW and Impact Wrestling.

777
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:34,000
But yeah, this movie that's coming out, Iron Claw, comes out December 22nd.

778
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:35,000
Wow.

779
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:39,000
And it's about the Von Erick family.

780
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:44,000
I was going to mention that the other night, but we ran out of time.

781
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:50,000
And then I just ran across this where the boys are into wrestling now.

782
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,000
That's cooler than shit, really.

783
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000
Something to look in.

784
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,000
Not for me to look into.

785
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,000
So the Texas...

786
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,000
I've always been a Von Erick fan.

787
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,000
The Texas Royal Family lives on.

788
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,000
Yes.

789
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,000
Okay, cool.

790
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:10,000
Yeah.

791
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:13,000
Kevin, Ross, and Marshall.

792
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,000
Nice.

793
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,000
I'm going to have to look that up, Rob.

794
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,000
I like that story.

795
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,000
And that is a great way to...

796
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:23,000
Marshall and Ross have been the ones wrestling since 2012.

797
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:24,000
Who are they wrestling with?

798
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,000
They've been out there.

799
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,000
They're just not hitting the big time yet.

800
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,000
Okay.

801
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:32,000
Are they doing regional right now?

802
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:40,000
I say it's promotions such as MLW and Impact Wrestling, which is...

803
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,000
Oh, Impact.

804
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,000
Okay, Impact Wrestling.

805
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,000
Impact Wrestling.

806
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,000
Okay.

807
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,000
All right.

808
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:46,000
Well, you know...

809
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,000
Impact Wrestling is televised.

810
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:48,000
Okay.

811
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,000
Very cool.

812
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,000
Well, I'm going to look forward to seeing them.

813
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:54,000
I wonder if they look like their parents.

814
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:58,000
Ah, the pictures I'm looking at.

815
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:01,000
Dude, it's scary.

816
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,000
Really?

817
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,000
I'll have to look at it.

818
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:07,000
Yeah, the picture I'm looking at.

819
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:09,000
It's scary.

820
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:13,000
Whose sons are they?

821
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:19,000
Uh, this article don't say which boy belongs to who, but...

822
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:23,000
Who are the two boys, both of their dads?

823
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:27,000
I mean, you don't have to identify any of them, but you know.

824
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:28,000
Well, no, I guess...

825
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,000
Like, is it Mike and Kevin's dad?

826
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,000
Is it Kerry's dad?

827
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:36,000
This article does not say which boy belongs to which dad.

828
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,000
Oh, well, I can look it up later.

829
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,000
That was just me just wondering.

830
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

831
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000
It's something I haven't had time to look up.

832
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:45,000
I'll look it up later.

833
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,000
Rob, great.

834
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:51,000
Yeah, no, I wanted to get to this because this movie is coming out in a few days.

835
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,000
December 22nd.

836
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,000
I'm looking forward to it.

837
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:57,000
You are a Von Erich fan.

838
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,000
It is called The Arm Claw.

839
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:02,000
Oh, hey, Rob, I have something for you.

840
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:06,000
Do you get Vice TV?

841
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,000
No, not at this time.

842
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,000
Well, look it up on the internet, okay?

843
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:13,000
There is Dark Side of the 90s series.

844
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,000
On there is The Von Erichs.

845
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,000
It is...

846
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,000
Really?

847
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,000
Yeah, it can be disturbing.

848
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,000
Parts of it is disturbing.

849
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,000
Parts of it is like, what?

850
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:28,000
And parts of it is...

851
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,000
Interesting.

852
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,000
Interesting.

853
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:34,000
That's, I guess, the best way you can put it.

854
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,000
Look up The Von Erichs Dark Side of the 90s.

855
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:38,000
I'm sure it's on YouTube.

856
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,000
Alright.

857
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,000
Alright, Erbe, thank you for listening.

858
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,000
Have a great night.

859
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,000
Bye.

860
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:46,000
Have a great night, everybody.

861
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,000
Hey, where'd Erbe go?

862
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,000
Where are the douchebags?

863
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:05,000
Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner.

864
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,000
Oh, geez.

865
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,000
Ugh, I'm glad they're gone.

866
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,000
Let's just hope they don't come back.

867
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:33,000
Man, that smells.