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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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Should I record frog sounds in the summer,

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then play them when it's zero degrees on my ring doorbell for the Amazon guy?

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Hm, yeah, that sounds like fun.

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As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum.

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Two douchebags in a microphone.

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Hello everybody, this is Two Douchebags in a Microphone. I am Mark.

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And I am Rob Rad.

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Alright Rob Rad, so you're supposed to have a doctor's appointment, right?

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Yeah, yesterday afternoon.

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Yeah, and I was waiting to hear what happened.

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Well, I worked up to lunch time, worked up to noon, took off, come home, jump in the shower, went up there.

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And I went to check in, and they said, well, we've been trying to call you for the last week.

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Well, I changed my phone number since the last time I was there.

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So just word to everybody, friendly reminder, if you change your phone number, let your doctor know.

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Because now I'm postponed until Friday and I took off half a day for nothing.

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I've got a kind of similar story that has to do with phones, and this happened this morning.

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And this is funny, something like this happened to you.

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Well, I think I went into you a little bit about the foundation issue that I've had at the house.

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And we had a new slab put in, and it was cracked, and we had a coating put on it from Patriot Coatings.

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And anyhow, it was determined that they didn't put the right type of rebar and the right epoxy to keep the slabs together that they poured.

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So they came back out to do the repair, but it took a lot.

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And anyhow, it was a lot of back and forth.

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Yeah, it was a lot of back and forth, and the warding department and all that.

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So anyhow, last week they called me and said, all right, you're definitely on for today, the 5th, December 5th in the morning.

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They'll be there.

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Well, they're supposed to give me a call that Monday, yesterday, right?

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Well, I wake up and anyhow, I get a phone call and my phone says suspected spam.

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And a guy gets on there and I guess the owner of the company, he was calling me because, you know, this whole thing had been going on for a long time.

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And I've been having a little dialogue with him because, you know, he's kind of concerned that I really got messed around.

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And he's right, I did.

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But they're trying to make it right now.

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We'll see what happens from here on out.

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So anyhow, they came in and did that.

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But this morning he calls and I guess he forgot my name and my phone says suspected spam.

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Right.

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So anyhow, I hello.

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Are you the owner of the home?

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And I go and I go, don't call again.

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Fuckface.

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And I hung up because there's a guy that keeps calling me trying to get me to to sell my house.

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I thought it was him.

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Yeah, it was the owner, the owner of this foundation company.

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So I'm sending all these messages to the warranty department going, hey, where the hell's my call?

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Hey, I'm getting sick of this bullshit.

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But finally, she sends me she sends me a message back and says, did you did you hang up on the owner and call him?

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Fuckface.

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I'm like, oh, then I call her.

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I'm at work.

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I just call her.

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I go, here's what happened.

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You know that whenever you call a like an Android phone, like I have a suspected spam and she goes, oh, yeah, we've been trying to get that fixed.

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She goes, oh, man, I know what happened now.

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And I go, yeah, I go.

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There's this guy that keeps calling trying to get me to sell my house.

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And I told him several times to quit calling.

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And he calls from different numbers.

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And this was an 816 number, which we have around here.

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So I'm like, when he goes, are you the owner of the house, don't fucking call her again, fuckface.

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That would be my luck, dude.

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That would be my luck.

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Well, we got it all straight now.

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But, man, the rest of the night, I was fucking cracking up at work periodically.

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And people are looking at me like, what the hell's wrong with this guy?

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See how mushrooms are something?

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It's kind of cool, but it's funny.

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So OK, well, real quick, I have an announcement to make.

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OK, you know, last week we had the sad news that Hope Dillon is retired from the farmers, the daily kitchen deal at the market, at City Market.

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Well, O'Reilly's old farter is having some health issues and he won't be around there anymore because I guess he's in some sort of an assisted living.

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So O'Reilly's old farter says there is an O'Reilly's auto parts store right down from my home.

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It's very convenient. The people behind the counter for the most part are pretty knowledgeable.

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There's an old man there that he's really hard of hearing, right?

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He's the best, though.

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The old man knows everything and how to find it.

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The old man only had one issue.

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He was a constant farter, especially when he is walking in front of you to show you a part.

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I believe that he thought his little popcorn farts were silent because he couldn't hear.

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They, of course, were not silent.

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This thing was brutal.

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There's only one way to remove it in my Jeep and a special tool that he had to remove it with.

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He goes, ah, he goes, OK, this is a Cherokee.

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All right, hang on. Let me go get this.

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You couldn't really take it off without that without it taking hours and possibly breaking it.

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Oh, he said there's only one way really to remove it as a special tool that he had to remove it with.

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He came outside in brutal cold temperatures and he helped me for 20 minutes to remove the cover and replace the bulb.

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He, of course, was farting periodically the whole time.

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Well, it's come to my attention that the old farter isn't doing really well healthwise and will no longer be farting up O'Reilly's near my home.

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Sad, sad day. Thank you, old fart guy. You are the best.

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And I would say his name, but some people would might figure out who he is.

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No, no, no, I understand.

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Yeah, I know other people go that O'Reilly's and he's known as the old farter and he's a really nice guy.

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But he would just be walking down the aisle and he like had a lot of gas.

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I don't know if he ate the wrong foods or whatever.

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He would be walking down the aisle going, oh, yeah, yeah, it should be right over here in this rack. The whole time he's like.

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He just said they're looking at you like nothing's going on and he couldn't hear you the first time.

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Anytime you talk and you have to kind of get up and he'd read your lips.

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I'm like, oh, he can't hear.

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So he thinks that he's silent farting because he can't hear it.

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But he is farting out loud. He just can't hear it.

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So anyhow, thank you, old fart man.

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I hope you I hope you do well with this assisted living.

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I hope you get better. And I know you love working at O'Reilly's.

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So I hope you get better enough to where you can come back to O'Reilly's and and fart up the whole business again,

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because a lot of people like this old farter.

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So anyhow, our hats off to you, old fart man.

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We hope you make it back.

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So, yes, yeah.

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Well, I mean, he isn't dead yet.

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OK. Oh, oh, you're.

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I'll tell you what you're doing is is you're you're breaking the news.

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You're getting the scoop.

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Go ahead. Say it. Rest in peace. Old fart man.

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Go ahead, Rob. You got the scoop.

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Yeah, you don't know me. Rest in peace, old fart man.

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Rob, I think you're going to have the scoop because when he does die.

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A lot of people know once you retire, you go downhill.

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Yes. And that's probably good. Well, he's also.

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I watched a lot of my family members as soon as they retire. Yeah.

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Yeah. They got to stay active. They got to stay active.

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But he's going in the system. I'm one of them people.

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I'm going to have to stay active.

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I'll be the little old man riding a riding motor down the street.

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I assume you want your lawn mowed. Me too. Me too, Rob.

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I'll tell you what I told Val, I will always have some sort of a job in some way.

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As long as I'm able, because I cannot.

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I cannot stand being dormant. I always got to have something to do.

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I get bored so easy and there's only so many books you can read.

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I'm not really into movies. I never really have been that much of a movie guy.

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I mean, you know, I don't go out of town anymore because I had a lot of hobbies when I went out of town,

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like checking out coffee shops and bagels and writing.

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And I had a little thing on Instagram that had a lot of followers and I rated the coffee and the bagels at places.

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And anyhow, I don't do it anymore.

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But I think it's like coffee bagel guy 101 or something like that.

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But anyhow, I had a lot of followers and I did really well on it.

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And I was getting to the point where I was going to start getting a check.

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But anyhow, I told work I didn't want to go out of town so much anymore because it was like really I was missing everything, you know, people's birthdays.

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Right. You got kids and grandkids. Yeah. It's hard.

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Yeah, it is. So, you know, I kind of had to not go out of town all the time like I was, you know, when I was younger, it was fine, you know.

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You know, I it was great. And, you know, I never really been that much of a bar guy.

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I mean, when I was in my 20s, yeah. But when I hit, you know, a little bit later, 27, 28, 30, you know, I didn't go to bars so much.

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There was. Yeah. Yeah. You know, yeah.

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Yeah. So my thing was coffee and bagels and I went around and rated them.

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And I don't even know if that account still exists. You know, my phone's over there being charged.

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But I'll look it. I'll look it up.

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And if I still have that account, I will direct everybody to it.

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And you can see the coffee and bagels that I rated in the past.

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So I'd love to see it. I'd love to hear.

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I think it was coffee bagel guy 101 or coffee bagel boy or something like that.

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Or I had to do a play on the word somehow because it was already taken.

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I'll have to. I'll look it up.

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And it should be linked to my regular Instagram account. Mark forty two fifty.

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Oh, well, I'll look at all that later. But I'm speaking of bars.

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Rob, did you know that upscale bars and nightclubs offer a new service?

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No. OK. Well, I'm going to introduce you the new service that has taken the social life by storm.

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It's the new drone drink and food delivery system.

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Do you already know about this? OK. No, no, no, no.

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I was hoping it was something more exciting. No, this is cool. Listen to this.

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I was saying topless waiters. I'm sure there's places that do both.

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I mean, you just got to look them up.

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But if you got a drone, you don't have waiters. Oh, yeah, that's right.

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Well, listen to this, though. Look at the video before you motherfucking.

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I understand what you're saying, but I mean, you can always go.

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I'm just kidding. No, no, no, no. I know what you're doing.

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It's cool. You know what? If you're smart, they would have topless waitresses like picking up the dishes because drones can't pick up dishes, right?

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Oh, and also somebody has to take the order. That's right. Yeah.

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The order. Deliver it. Yes.

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And they always have a food runner delivered anymore.

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Anyhow, the actual waiter or waitress never delivers the food anymore. Someone else.

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Someone else runs the stuff out and who had the spaghetti? I mean, who had the, you know, whatever meatloaf? Yeah.

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So the trendy new places have drone and food service inside the club.

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This is very cool. I saw a video of it.

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And what happens is a drone will be programmed for a certain table.

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And when that table orders drinks or food or both, the drone has a tabletop attached to the top of the drone.

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The food and drink are placed on top of the drone table and it is simply hovers in the air to the table and hovers to each patron unless them grab their ordered items.

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And then it returns to the kitchen or behind the bar for more orders. It's very cool.

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It just hovers in there. And like people are sitting there at their tables.

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People are walking to the bar and stuff. And this drones like going from the kitchen and had a couple of look like appetizers and a couple of beers.

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And some guy was walking. The drone went around him, went to the table, hovered around each person, each person grab what they ordered.

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And then the drone left. It was really cool.

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And that is a new thing that's going on in restaurants. A new trendy thing.

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And I am really high on. I think that that is very cool.

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When you love like this little fucking robot to deliver your food in the air.

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Yeah. I don't know.

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Okay. All right. I don't know. Look, I don't have flying cars yet.

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I am old school. I understand.

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I don't even like going to self check out. I want people to earn their money.

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People need to make a living.

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Yeah, I agree with that. But I mean, I don't have flying cars yet. I need something, Rob.

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Yeah. Well, yeah.

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Okay. Well, I got another thing and then we'll go to you and what you have going on, Rob.

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And what you want to talk about is I got another little story here.

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And it is an amendment on one of the emails we had last week.

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Last week we received an email where someone thought that I sounded like a radio guy or was possibly in radio before. Remember?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Okay. I remembered after the show a couple of funny little gags I played on a couple of chicks that worked at a gas station in Lewisburg, Kansas.

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The lady and her friend worked overnights at the store.

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And at the time I had long hair and the lady said I sounded familiar and asked if I was on air.

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I remember I remember this bullshit story that I came up with now.

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I told her and another chick that that worked there that I went by two different stage names and I was in bigger markets but was in negotiations with a new Super Rock station in Kansas City coming up later in the year.

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And I think it's called like Super 105 POW or something like that.

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I made something up. It sounded sounded awesome because oh yeah yeah we're gonna we're gonna do a hard launch.

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Yeah. Yeah. It was like POW 105 or BAM 105 or something like that.

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There wasn't anything on 105 at the time in Kansas City.

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It was an open you know it was an open frequency and I just came up with it right there on the spot.

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And I said later on this year I said they're talking to me about coming in and joining and doing in mornings and and then I think I bullshit them said yeah they want me to do evenings too.

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But under a different name or something like that.

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And they're like wow.

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And so and I said I was rip blank and ship out of Dallas and Reggie rash out of Houston.

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I remember those names because I just came up with them on spot. I'm like man someone could really use that name rip blank and ship and Reggie rash.

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Imagine everybody at seven o'clock in the morning this is rip blank and ship and stay tuned for the Moody Blues.

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Now it wouldn't be the movie. Stay tuned for Black Sabbath.

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You know what.

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Stay tuned for more dick jokes and fart jokes.

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Make that in a little while.

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I got free gas because I was going to mention her on the air.

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I said yeah yeah I'm going to go ahead and mention on there in Houston and Dallas.

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And I'm going to mention both your names and say that you're really cool and all that stuff.

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And anyhow when I come to Kansas City I'll even have you guys come down to the studio if you want man.

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You could like come in and say hey I'm so and so and yeah you know we've known rip blank and ship or whatever name I was going to go by supposedly.

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I think I was going to use the same. I don't know whatever I made up to her.

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Yeah yeah you can come by the studio and anyhow they used to like let me in air quotes.

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Steel gas but they didn't see anything.

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You know what I mean.

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They're like yeah I'm going to be in back for a little bit but I'm leaving that pump number one on wink wink.

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So I get free gas I go in there and I'd be like man fuck I sure would like some suede Suzy Q's but I don't have any money.

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Now I forgot my wallet back in Houston.

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Yeah I make up something and I'd be like yeah yeah yeah just go.

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The funny thing is I know Lewisburg all too well.

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Yes you know what station it is.

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Well I moved from Belton to Fort Scott.

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Uh huh.

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Well when I when I traveled back and forth I would cut across at Lewisburg.

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Over the Holmes Road and come up.

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Oh yeah yeah yeah.

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You know that you drive right past Cleveland.

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You went.

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You know the route.

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Rob this is going to give it away but no one else knows out there in podcast land.

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Well some people may.

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The station you went right by the station that I used to do that at.

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Get it.

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You know which one it is.

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Yeah there's one station now there's a couple.

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But at the time there's only one station.

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The original station.

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The original one yeah that's what I used to go.

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Yeah I know exactly which one you're talking about.

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Yep and you know what this was a good old days because nowadays what would they do.

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They would go to the internet and go I don't see a Rip Blank and Ship or Reggie Rash.

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This guy's a liar.

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And then they turn me then they turn me in for stealing gas and I'd have a fucking I'd have a record.

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So.

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Anyhow let's let's take our first break and then we'll come back with what you have to say.

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How's that sound.

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Well hey you got the last one wound up from already.

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You know what I can have it.

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I can have it made up by the time I post this.

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Because I got the voice guy.

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I got Chad to do.

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I thought I thought it was already ready.

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No no no no.

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OK.

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I got to put some sound.

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Well here here.

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Yes.

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Let's just let me go.

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Rob's rassling around.

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OK OK.

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All right.

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Let's take our break.

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And by the time I post this I got to put in some sound effects is all I got to do.

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I already have the bit from Chad.

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And where it says you know Rob's rassling around.

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Yeah.

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Oh yippee yo or whatever right.

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So all that is ready.

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All I got to do is add some sound effects and maybe someone screaming and someone hitting

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the floor.

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You know you know to make it sound cool.

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Yeah.

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So anyhow we'll be right back with Rob's rassling roundup.

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All right.

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We'll talk to you here in a minute.

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The apocalypse just happened.

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You don't know what to do.

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You don't know where to go.

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But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Wild asparagus is plentiful and easy to find.

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It can be stewed with garlic and onion which is both wild which can be easily found in

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a very tasty post apocalypse food.

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You can make this into a delicious stew and this will hold you over at least for a couple

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of days until you can find some other food.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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Real hilarity.

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You have the personality of a soggy newspaper.

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Oh Lord that man just saw a puppy in half.

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Hey there.

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Don't worry.

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I have a clown nose.

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Oh no.

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That drunk guy just hit my child.

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It's okay.

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I have a clown nose.

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Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions.

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Grab one today and make magic happen.

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Do they make ear condoms?

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I certainly need them for this garbage.

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Alright well I ran across another black show report which is not on air you know what

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I mean not on TV.

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Yeah I know what you're getting ready to go ahead.

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I don't know what you're going into but I know what you're referring to.

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Go ahead.

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Yeah yeah it's one of the it's not Monday night it's not Friday night it's not pay-per-view

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but it's like a Tuesday or Wednesday night.

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Well this happened to be a Sunday night.

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A deranged fan jumped the ringside barricade and attacked WWE superstar Grayson Waller

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at Sunday's holiday tour live event from Newark Delaware.

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Pro wrestlers put their bodies on the line for our entertainment.

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If you attend a live event the least you can do to protect the safety of the performers

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is not jump the guard rail and attack them.

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Sadly some fans believe the rules do not apply to them.

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Wow they had a show in Newark Delaware I've been there I've worked there before.

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There's a college there.

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We did one of the college buildings just a few years back.

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So this wasn't a bigger.

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Go ahead.

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Here's the match.

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Here's the match at Sunday's WWE event the team of 8 count down under which 8 count down

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is Austin Theory and Grayson Waller is down under because he's from Australia.

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Competing in a tag team match against Ozzy Jones and Cameron Grimes Waller and Theory

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got the win.

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Okay.

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But there was a fan that jumped the guard rail and this is on SE scoops is where I found

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this.

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Okay.

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Thank you for giving them credit we always try to do that because that way no one's better

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or nothing.

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Yeah go ahead.

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But yeah I guess Grayson Waller was cutting the promo or something and this fan got upset

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about it and jumped the barricade and went to attack him but unfortunately a security

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guard reached him first.

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Yeah fortunately for the fan.

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Now there's video footage.

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Wow.

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Yeah I mean come on.

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Come on if you go to a show don't attack the people performing.

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No.

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No not a good idea you know those people performing.

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I don't care if it's scripted or not they're fucking tougher than you.

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Just take my word for it.

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They're tougher than you so don't fuck with them.

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You like your life.

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You like your teeth.

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You like your face.

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Yeah and that by the way I have already come up with next week's Rob's Rasslin Report about

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another superstar.

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You know.

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There's something off here.

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Okay it sounds great to me.

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That is very impressive.

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Okay maybe we'll do it this weekend when we do our next podcast.

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Maybe we'll do it Saturday.

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Yeah yeah let's do it this weekend.

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Okay and if you want to save any of them for our sports show we can do that too because

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I've got some stuff on the sports show that I really want to get into and I started to

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find an angle of what I want to do.

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Well my bitch.

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I want to do it like my bitching about sports and what I don't like okay.

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I don't want it to be like well here's what the Chiefs need to do you know.

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They need to find their identity or Rashid Rice needs Sky Moore's got to get on it or

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they need to block better.

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They got to come up with better schemes.

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I want any of that.

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This is kind of like our race.

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You're going to be who we are.

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Yes.

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We are ourselves and not like anybody else.

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I love it.

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My first bone to pick with the NFL not the Referee which is horrible but it's a part

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of the game and yeah they fucked the Chiefs but the Chiefs fucked themselves.

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They could have played much better in Green Bay and they did not.

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I guarantee.

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I yeah I 100% agree on that.

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Here's what I want to go off on.

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Jamal Charles was snubbed for the NFL Hall of Fame and when I introduced some of the

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other pedestrian numbers of running backs that got in and they won't even talk to Jamal

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Charles it's fucking it's insulting and I'm pissed and I'm going to go off on him and

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that is our first sports one.

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That is our first sports one.

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I am fucking pissed at the NFL Hall of Fame and the NFL over this and there's a lot of

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shit to be pissed at them about but this one right here is unforgivable.

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Unforgivable.

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Jamal Charles with a 5.4 fucking carry average and you know what I got to say I got to save

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it for the show.

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Got to save it for the show and I have facts to back up everything I'm talking about.

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So I looked them all up and looked them over and I am convinced Jamal Charles should have

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been one of the first names they called this year when he was first eligible.

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It's bullshit.

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You guys are criminal the way you're doing it.

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So anyhow did you know in Toronto raccoons trashed a bachelorette party before the party

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began.

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The critters snuck in and destroyed most of the party items and reportedly loved the penis

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candy so much they didn't believe even one penis candy for the bride to be.

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Can you believe that?

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Little fucking trash pandas fucking grabbed all the penis candy and ran.

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That is a true story by the way.

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As far as I know I mean I think it was on the post or something I don't know so yeah

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anyhow.

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You know Jeffy X right?

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Yeah yeah yeah yeah you know you're embroidering him underwear with Jeffy X on it and with

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the special Steven Pearcy stuff and impressed pouch on the inside of his groin area right?

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Oh no I went above and beyond.

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Oh okay go ahead.

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Since he's done all this for us I now have him a flying suit.

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Oh okay do tell Rob.

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Yeah one of them bat suits you know like you jump off cliffs and yeah.

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Very cool but he's still getting the.

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Got a big X on his back.

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It's great I love it.

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He's still getting the embroidered underwear right?

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Oh no yeah there's a big one.

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Oh okay.

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He's still wearing both of them at one time.

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And with the Steven Pearcy pouch in the groin area on the inside so we can stuff and fool

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00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
all he wants but we don't think he has to stuff.

458
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,000
We think his manhood is probably just fine the way it is.

459
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000
Yeah I think he's fine.

460
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,000
Yeah yeah yep.

461
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:05,000
So but anyhow if he chooses to try to impress anybody anymore he has that special Steven

462
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:11,000
Pearcy of rats pouch that he supposedly had in the 80s to make his manhood look more adorable

463
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,000
to the female crowd right?

464
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
And maybe some males.

465
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:23,000
So anyhow he's going to have those and how many hookers am I up to buying him like 30?

466
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000
At least.

467
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:31,000
Yeah yeah well Jeffy X the reason we owe him so much is because he goes to these places

468
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:38,000
and he uncovers these items that were going to be put out but they failed the test.

469
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:44,000
They failed the focus panels and the group discussions and everything.

470
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
And well he found some more.

471
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
Some we agree with some we don't.

472
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,000
Yeah yeah I mean the new one is new douche flavors.

473
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:55,000
He went back to Massengale like he's been there several times.

474
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000
He wears different disguises.

475
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000
He's been there a while.

476
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Yeah he gets different social security numbers or something somehow.

477
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:07,000
And he uncovers these new flavors and he brings them to us among many other things.

478
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,000
He's got some bad product ideas all different kinds of stuff he's uncovered for us.

479
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000
Yeah.

480
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
Well this time it's more douche flavors.

481
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:19,000
So these are douche flavors that Jeffy X got for us and they failed the focus panels

482
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
and they're not going to come out now.

483
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,000
And he did it in regular Jeffy X fashion.

484
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:30,000
He sent me the email and then sent me a text saying hey check your email there's something in there.

485
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
It's going to disappear in 10 minutes.

486
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:37,000
So I was by the side of the road I almost hit a couple of vehicles.

487
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Well I was on the road I almost hit a couple of vehicles veering off to the side road.

488
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Slammed on my brakes.

489
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Got on there and I screen shotted.

490
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:51,000
I screen shotted the email before it went away and I had to jot them all down by pencil later on in that day.

491
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Oh luckily.

492
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Yeah luckily I got them before it disappeared.

493
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,000
Sure enough 10 minutes later poof they were gone.

494
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000
He has to do this for security reasons.

495
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:05,000
He can't have these people finding out where he's at and you know because he won't be able to give us these lists anymore.

496
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:09,000
So these are new douche flavors that have failed.

497
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:17,000
And anyhow we'll just we'll discuss them on air like we always do and we think it's a you know they they failed by not bringing them out.

498
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000
You know or we can give a Bravo.

499
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000
That's a good idea not doing that.

500
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:27,000
You know so anyhow the first one is quiche flavored douche.

501
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:33,000
I do like quiche but I'm not sure I'm not sure if a dairy product goes with the douche.

502
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
Yeah no not really.

503
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:42,000
Yeah I mean quiche is from egg and egg is pretty much a dairy product you know it's a it's a chicken fetus.

504
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Yeah I know.

505
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:49,000
And that's another thing too it's chicken fetus so it probably does not belong in a woman's special egg.

506
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000
Now you're just turning my stomach dude.

507
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,000
Okay okay.

508
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000
I didn't even take it that far.

509
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:57,000
All right okay maybe they hit this one dead on by denying it then okay.

510
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
You know every now and then they get one right.

511
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
They get one right every now and then right.

512
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:06,000
So okay next one is mushroom flavor.

513
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:10,000
Since I hate mushrooms I hate the fungus I'm going to have to agree with it.

514
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Rob I turn it to you.

515
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,000
Not there.

516
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,000
Not there.

517
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:20,000
I am a mushroom fan but not there.

518
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,000
I will take your word for it.

519
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,000
The next one.

520
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
Yeah I could see it.

521
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
We I could see it.

522
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,000
Okay bell pepper.

523
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:35,000
I could see it failing and I think it's because of the chunks right.

524
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:42,000
I mean it doesn't matter how much you pray it still going to have that little toughness that bell pepper has right.

525
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000
In the after taste.

526
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Oh yeah you're right.

527
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000
You'll be going.

528
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000
Yeah after yeah.

529
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Then your partner would be like wondering what the hell is going on because you got this weird face and you're spitting.

530
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,000
Yeah you go home to your wife and no.

531
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:04,000
Yeah yeah so yeah so okay probably probably they hit this one dead on too.

532
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:08,000
So we're going to go ahead and have to give them an A plus on all the first three right.

533
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000
The focus panel.

534
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,000
Yeah yeah we're doing they're doing good tonight.

535
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000
Yeah they are.

536
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:20,000
The next one is a Pepto Bismol flavored douches.

537
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Well 100 percent agree.

538
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,000
Me too.

539
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:27,000
And even if you did like that putrid taste of Pepto Bismol.

540
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000
Chalkiness.

541
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Yeah yeah you would.

542
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,000
It's it's almost like a dairy product right.

543
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000
And we don't like dairy products.

544
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Yeah.

545
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000
We already discussed that.

546
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:50,000
And also you would maybe psychologically you know kind of like parlay this to sickness because you you know or or stomach acid right.

547
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
Because that's when you drink Pepto Bismol.

548
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
So yeah okay all right.

549
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:58,000
You know what I think so far they're dead on.

550
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
Yeah they're four for four.

551
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,000
Four for four.

552
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Wow not often do we agree with them 100 percent.

553
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,000
Wow.

554
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000
I'm starting to get mildly impressed.

555
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,000
What about you?

556
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,000
I don't know I'm expecting bloat here.

557
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,000
They usually do.

558
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000
Oh this next one.

559
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Yeah probably so.

560
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Snow crab.

561
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,000
We said any seafood is not good.

562
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
Exactly.

563
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
Yeah yeah no clam.

564
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,000
Five for five.

565
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000
Yeah five for five.

566
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,000
I agree man.

567
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Seafood is not good down there at all.

568
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,000
I love seafood but yeah no not that application.

569
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
I'm not a seafood guy you know this.

570
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
We've we've spoke about it.

571
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:50,000
But even if I was I don't think any seafood belongs down there because of the negative implications of what seafood is parlayed to.

572
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:56,000
So this next one I think I'm gonna have to go along with the same lines.

573
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,000
Bluegill caviar.

574
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:03,000
So I guess that would be bluegill fish eggs right.

575
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
Yeah yeah.

576
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Gonna have to agree with that more than 100 percent.

577
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000
Probably 2000 percent 3000.

578
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:14,000
However high it goes that's how much I agree with it.

579
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
Ugh bluegill caviar.

580
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,000
Alright seven percent or eight percent.

581
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000
Three four five six.

582
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,000
Actually there's six for six.

583
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
Oh okay six for six.

584
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:30,000
I don't think they've ever had that long a run do you.

585
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,000
No they have not.

586
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,000
Okay well we'll see if they run the table.

587
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,000
We still have a few more to go.

588
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:46,000
Next one spicy brown mustard.

589
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,000
I agree.

590
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Me too.

591
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
You know I love spicy.

592
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
I love spicy brown mustard.

593
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,000
But not enough.

594
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000
Not enough for it to be on its own right.

595
00:37:55,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Well why would you not run an application because of her.

596
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,000
You know what.

597
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Orange.

598
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000
Yeah yeah yeah.

599
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000
That's okay.

600
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000
You're right.

601
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,000
The next one I think I might have to go against it.

602
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
But I do like hickory better.

603
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000
Mesquite.

604
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,000
Mesquite flavored douche.

605
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Now mesquite is okay if you don't have hickory.

606
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000
Now if this was hickory I'd be on board.

607
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000
I'd be like hell yeah.

608
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,000
But mesquite I'm kind of teetering on.

609
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,000
I'll go with mesquite.

610
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000
Okay.

611
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,000
Anything smoked.

612
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Anything smoked.

613
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Okay well their record stands at one two three four five six seven.

614
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000
They got seven in a row until we disagreed with them.

615
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000
This is a record Rob.

616
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Yes it is.

617
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000
Yes it is.

618
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,000
Well good job focus panels.

619
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,000
You only missed one so far.

620
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:53,000
This next one smoked clam.

621
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,000
100% no.

622
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000
Yeah.

623
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,000
Seafood.

624
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Seafood.

625
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Alright.

626
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
There are seven out of eight.

627
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Not bad.

628
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000
No.

629
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,000
The next one.

630
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:08,000
Oh no I really like the taste but I'm not sure if I like it alone.

631
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,000
Malt vinegar.

632
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:23,000
No.

633
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,000
You know vinegar is already associated with douches right.

634
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:31,000
Yeah yeah they're trying to get away from the vinegar.

635
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Yeah yeah that's why they're coming up with all these.

636
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
They add a stronger.

637
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Yeah yeah a stronger vinegar taste and smell.

638
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,000
So okay I get it.

639
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:54,000
I think that probably not malt vinegar because the reason they come up with these new flavors is and smells is because they want to get away from the vinegar right.

640
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:58,000
Yeah the only time I like malt vinegar is if I go to Long Town Sobers.

641
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
Oh yeah yeah or Captain Duz.

642
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,000
Yeah or Captain Duz yeah.

643
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Yeah the D.S. whatever.

644
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,000
Next one.

645
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Okay I got to go against this one.

646
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
Roasted tomato and garlic.

647
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:19,000
Oh that sounds delicious Rob.

648
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000
No.

649
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000
No.

650
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,000
No.

651
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Okay tell me why.

652
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000
Well.

653
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:31,000
Does it just not sound good to you because I accept that I mean.

654
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,000
I'm I'm I'm faking the tomato.

655
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
Oh okay.

656
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
You know what Rob.

657
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
I stand corrected.

658
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000
I agree with you.

659
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,000
You don't need anything red down there at all.

660
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,000
No.

661
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,000
You're right.

662
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
You're right.

663
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:54,000
The roasted tomato could actually like resemble resemble a blood clot or something too.

664
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
So yeah.

665
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,000
Oh yeah yeah.

666
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000
Yeah I had to I took over the edge.

667
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,000
I took this whole fucking thing and I threw it over the cliff.

668
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:10,200
Again, I just crashed the whole thing into the wall at 150 because that's what I do.

669
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,360
I smashed this fucking work of art.

670
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:18,840
I took this Mona Lisa and I smashed it over my knee and ripped it into pieces and said,

671
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,800
there you go America.

672
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:24,280
So, anyhow, and the last.

673
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:28,560
Oh hey, hey, no, no, you've got to go past America now dude.

674
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,400
Oh yeah, yeah, that's right, we're all over.

675
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,400
I forgot.

676
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,000
There you go, woo.

677
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,480
Yep, and I still have not found that other Fort Scott hit.

678
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,480
I don't know what RSS is doing.

679
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,920
No, I don't, I'm thinking she didn't get it downloaded.

680
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:45,680
Yeah, she probably listened to it and thought she downloaded it, but she didn't.

681
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:46,680
Yeah.

682
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,880
You see, and that's one of the things that I got to work on.

683
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:53,200
I mean, there's ways that you can get to where, well, let me finish this out and we'll go

684
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,200
in.

685
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,080
You know what, let's not even go into it right now.

686
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,720
Okay, I'll talk to you about it off air because nobody really gives a shit.

687
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:01,800
They just listen to this and that's it.

688
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:05,440
Anyway, last but not least is Egg Drop Soup.

689
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:09,080
Again, a dairy product.

690
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,120
Egg is chicken fetus.

691
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,120
Does not belong here.

692
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,120
Oh, oh, oh.

693
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:15,880
Son of a bitch.

694
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,880
They got like 10 out of 11, dude.

695
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:24,640
Oh, well, yeah, but it came in a half because you-

696
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:31,760
No, no, no, I changed my vote when you talked about tomato and then I said it resembled

697
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:32,760
a blood clot.

698
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:33,760
No, I was out at that point.

699
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:34,760
Oh, no, no, I was talking about the first one.

700
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:35,760
You were in agreement with it, mine was not.

701
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:36,760
Oh, what was the first one?

702
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:37,760
I forget which one it was.

703
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:38,760
Oh, let me see here.

704
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,760
Oh shit, that's the wrong article.

705
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:40,760
Hang on, that's the wrong one.

706
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:41,760
Oh, okay, here we go.

707
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:42,760
Quiche.

708
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:43,760
No, I decided-

709
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:44,760
No, never mind.

710
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:45,760
Just let's move on.

711
00:42:45,760 --> 00:43:01,760
Mushroom?

712
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:02,760
Oh, well, you know what?

713
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:03,760
All right, that's done.

714
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:04,920
Let's move on.

715
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,040
It's 10 and a half.

716
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,040
It's 10 and a half.

717
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,040
Yeah.

718
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:11,720
Got a little article here that's interesting.

719
00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:16,280
The assistant manager to South Carolina Burger King, who allegedly serve customers french

720
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:20,360
fries that have been fished out of their trash can, has been fired.

721
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:26,760
The fast food giant said, Burger King confirmed Jamie Major's termination by the local franchise

722
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:34,600
operator and strongly condemned her suspected actions in a statement to The Post Thursday.

723
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:39,300
These allegations do not align to the brand's commitment of quality food and service and

724
00:43:39,300 --> 00:43:44,880
create an exceptional guest experience, a company representative wrote.

725
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:49,360
The employee in question had been terminated by the franchise of this location.

726
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:55,720
The franchise is cooperating with local authorities and because this remains an ongoing investigation,

727
00:43:55,720 --> 00:44:02,480
we are unable to share additional details at this time, the statement continued.

728
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:06,800
Major lost her job in the wake of her arrest Monday on a felony charge of tampering with

729
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:12,720
food over claims that the 39 year old Burger King staffer mixed french fries removed from

730
00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:18,320
the trash with freshly cooked fries.

731
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:19,320
I love it.

732
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,480
That's a felony because that is fucking disgusting.

733
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,080
Anyone that would do that.

734
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:32,960
I mean, I don't know, you know, I wish we did cane beatings like they do in Asia or

735
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:33,960
at least they used to do.

736
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:37,840
I don't know if they still do them because that person right there deserves that.

737
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:42,680
In my opinion, you do some that dirty and disgusting to someone's food.

738
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,840
You deserve something really bad yourself.

739
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:47,840
We got one more morning.

740
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:48,960
Oh, okay.

741
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:49,960
That'll work.

742
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:50,960
That'll work.

743
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:51,960
Hell yeah.

744
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:52,960
That's supposed to be torture.

745
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:53,960
Well, well, well, what?

746
00:44:53,960 --> 00:45:02,400
I suppose it would be, you know, oh yeah.

747
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,680
Your quotations, it's outlawed, Rob.

748
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:05,680
They don't do that anymore.

749
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:06,680
Yeah, it's outlawed.

750
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:07,680
It's outlawed.

751
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:08,680
Okay.

752
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:12,480
Well, why don't we take our second break and we will come right back with probably something

753
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,320
that Rob has something he wants to say.

754
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:16,540
Like I don't know.

755
00:45:16,540 --> 00:45:20,080
You talked about having a couple of articles you want to get into.

756
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,080
Sound good?

757
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:22,080
Yeah, I know.

758
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:23,080
Okay.

759
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,080
We'll be right back here in a couple of minutes.

760
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:25,080
Oh shit.

761
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,080
What's that over there?

762
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:27,080
Oh no.

763
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:28,080
It's silent and horrible jokes.

764
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:29,080
It's silent and horrible jokes.

765
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:30,080
Oh shit.

766
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:31,080
What's that over there?

767
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,080
Oh no.

768
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,480
It's silent and horrible jokes.

769
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,760
It's silent and horrible jokes.

770
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:37,760
Mm-hmm.

771
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:41,080
Yeah, he�� no show was owed.

772
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,080
Mm-hmm.

773
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:54,000
them my portrait, And my toilet I guess it was clogged a constant pursuit for a real

774
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,000
nietzlapper.

775
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,020
Its strange In design from an alien real Hilarious.

776
00:45:58,020 --> 00:46:00,480
You are just like a cloud.

777
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:03,320
It's a beautiful day when you disappear.

778
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:07,920
Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.

779
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:11,040
It's strange insults from an alien.

780
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:12,040
Real hilarity.

781
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:15,040
Hey, your chair produces sound similar to a heart, but only once.

782
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:20,760
Such that, you cannot reproduce it and prove that it was just the chair.

783
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:22,640
Two douchebags and a microphone.

784
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:26,240
The number one show for people that lie about their favorite podcast.

785
00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:27,240
Oh shit.

786
00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:30,240
What's that over there?

787
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:31,240
Oh no.

788
00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:32,240
It's island of horrible jokes.

789
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:33,240
What?

790
00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:34,240
You call a bundle of hay in church Christian Bail?

791
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:35,240
Day of backlash just happened.

792
00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:36,240
You don't know what day it is.

793
00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:57,160
It's the day of the

794
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:07,040
apocalypse.

795
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:10,040
Dirt and apocalypse, don't forget the nuts.

796
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,760
Hickory nuts that is.

797
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:15,800
Yeah, we know, hickory wood gets all the glory and all the love.

798
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,600
Everyone loves the hickory trees.

799
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:23,440
They cut them down and they make great sandwiches out of barbecue and meats.

800
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,440
They smoke them and it's a fantastic deal.

801
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:30,040
But little does anyone know about the hickory nuts.

802
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:35,960
Dirt and apocalypse hickory nuts could be the best thing you could find.

803
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:40,080
Hickory nuts can be eaten raw, toasted, or added to various recipes.

804
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:45,160
Their rich buttery flavor and crunchy texture make them an ideal ingredient for both sweet

805
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:46,760
and savory dishes.

806
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:52,780
You can use hickory nuts to make nut butter, pesto, or even a unique hickory nut milk.

807
00:47:52,780 --> 00:47:55,720
There are five types of hickory nuts.

808
00:47:55,720 --> 00:48:01,960
Peanut hickory, shag bark hickory, pig nut hickory, mockernut hickory, and smooth bark

809
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,720
hickory.

810
00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:08,400
Hickory trees are considered part of the walnut species and are plentiful at least around

811
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,480
Missouri and surrounding areas.

812
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:35,080
So dirt and apocalypse, don't forget to grab your nuts.

813
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:16,200
People in Missouri need to know.

814
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:26,720
There are five times you do not have to wear a seat belt in Missouri.

815
00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:33,680
And you can look this up on the legal site, Burger Law.

816
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:50,560
And it addresses Missouri seat belt statutes.

817
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:59,840
Surprisingly, there are five distinct occasions where you do not have to wear your seat belts.

818
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:04,520
Number one, you have a doctor's note.

819
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:10,960
It's true that some have medical conditions that make wearing your seat belt painful or

820
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,200
not safe for them.

821
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:19,840
I think some forms of GERD, because some people can't wear belts, GERD, you know, acid reflux,

822
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,240
severe acid reflux.

823
00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:23,680
They can't wear belts.

824
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:28,720
So I think certain forms of GERD would prevent you from wearing a seat belt because it would

825
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:31,000
go right over the area affected.

826
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,880
And there's probably other other reasons, too.

827
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:34,880
But go ahead.

828
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:40,880
Oh, yeah, as long as long as you have a doctor's note, you don't have to wear your seat belt.

829
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:41,880
Got the GERD.

830
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:42,880
Can't do it.

831
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:43,880
Gotcha.

832
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:52,600
If you're in public carrier, like a bus or a taxi, the Missouri statutes say riders on

833
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:59,880
public carriers like buses or taxis are also exempt from the seat belt law.

834
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:01,000
I knew that.

835
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,400
I actually knew that.

836
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:03,400
Yeah, yeah.

837
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:13,800
Well, yeah, I mean, that's now, however, about school buses, you know, but I believe that

838
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:17,520
Lyft and Uber requires you wear them.

839
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:19,120
That's just their rule.

840
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:20,120
But anyhow, go ahead.

841
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:26,800
Well, yeah, well, OK, I could understand that because they're a subcontractor.

842
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:27,800
They're not.

843
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:28,800
Yes.

844
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:31,480
And it's not, you know, so it may be a law.

845
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:36,160
But I guess to get in one of their cars, you have to or maybe just in the state of Missouri

846
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:37,160
or something because.

847
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:40,160
Well, yeah, well, actually, they just be.

848
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:44,720
I mean, they're regular license, you know.

849
00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:45,720
Yeah.

850
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:50,400
Oh, yeah, well, I mean, you know, that would be a smart thing to do because of your if

851
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:54,880
you have liability for the people in your car, you know, you would want them to probably

852
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:55,880
wear a seat belt.

853
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:56,880
So yeah.

854
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:57,880
So anyhow, go ahead.

855
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:04,880
OK, number three goes pretty much the same place.

856
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:09,720
Passengers on bus buses carrying a lot more.

857
00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:11,720
So those gray hounds.

858
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:14,840
OK, yeah, I OK.

859
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,680
I could see that.

860
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:21,120
Number four, postal workers.

861
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:22,120
I actually knew that.

862
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:23,120
Yeah, yeah, I did, too.

863
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:27,960
I have an uncle who was a postal worker.

864
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:30,320
Well, Val was a postal worker.

865
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:31,320
My wife.

866
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:32,320
Oh, really?

867
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:33,320
I didn't know that.

868
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:34,320
Yeah.

869
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:35,320
Yep.

870
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,320
Yeah.

871
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:37,320
Actually, I knew Topher was too.

872
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:38,320
Yeah.

873
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:39,320
Yeah.

874
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,320
Topher was too.

875
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:41,320
Yep.

876
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:42,320
Yeah.

877
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:43,320
Yeah.

878
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:44,320
He's not.

879
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:47,080
Yeah, because they're stopping and starting all the time.

880
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:48,480
Yeah, they never get anything done.

881
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:53,120
And then click and yeah, I definitely get that.

882
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:56,880
And number five, another well known one.

883
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:58,880
Farmers and agricultural workers.

884
00:52:58,880 --> 00:52:59,880
Yes.

885
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:06,760
And that's for safety reasons, too, because a lot of those seat belts in the big combines,

886
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:12,240
you're better off flying out of that thing than having it fall on you.

887
00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:17,400
So yeah, because I won't go into it, but I know a couple of cases where someone would

888
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:22,720
still be alive if they weren't trapped in it.

889
00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:24,680
So anyhow, go ahead.

890
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:25,680
But that's what a seat belt is.

891
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:30,680
Well, here's another one that, OK, I did not know this.

892
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:40,200
I know you can go down that small, but here's a bonus one provided by my listener named

893
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:41,200
William.

894
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:48,440
He said if you license your truck, doesn't matter what size truck with eighteen thousand

895
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:52,840
pound tags, you don't have to wear a seat belt.

896
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:53,840
Huh.

897
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:54,840
OK.

898
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:55,840
Yeah.

899
00:53:55,840 --> 00:54:05,800
Which OK, it goes in farm equipment, but there's also a lot of trucks on the road, all in equipment

900
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:07,800
doing construction and stuff.

901
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:14,720
So I don't know if I agree with that one.

902
00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:19,000
I'd have to know more about the situations because there may be a reason why.

903
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:24,280
I mean, it's just like people would know about combines unless they actually were in one

904
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:27,360
or know people that actually do work with one.

905
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:30,560
If you don't know anything about combines, you'd think that was a silly rule about no

906
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:31,840
seat belt.

907
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:36,920
But actually it makes perfect sense because the dynamics of what you do and how it does

908
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:37,920
and all that.

909
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:38,920
So yes.

910
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:39,920
Yeah.

911
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,320
My grandfather had one.

912
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:46,840
OK, then you know, they're probably much safer not being fastened to that piece of equipment.

913
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:50,680
So anyhow, and combines have changed a lot.

914
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:54,640
You know, the new ones have satellite radio, air conditioning, TVs.

915
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:59,880
Oh, dude, grandpa's didn't have a nest.

916
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:03,360
No, you're out there sweating your nuts off in your bibs.

917
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:04,360
No air.

918
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:05,360
Oh, gosh.

919
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:09,000
Remember hay baling you hay baled, didn't you?

920
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,720
Oh, hell yeah.

921
00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:12,640
Did that not suck fucking dick?

922
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:14,800
Oh my gosh, that sucked.

923
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:15,800
Oh man.

924
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:21,640
Yeah, you get it was hot and the hay would stick to you and you'd itch and you'd be sneezing

925
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:26,800
and coughing because that that hay dust will get in your lungs and just like choke you

926
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:29,000
through all that pollen and everything.

927
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,000
Yeah.

928
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:35,560
I used to hear here's what kind of grandpa I had.

929
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:42,800
One day, my grandpa put me in a competition against his neighbor's grandson on who could

930
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:52,440
buck the most hails or buck the most bales up onto the trailer as they took turns driving

931
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:58,560
the tractor in the trailer and then down there sucking bales up.

932
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,720
Oh man.

933
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:02,760
Did you like it was 16?

934
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:03,760
I was 13.

935
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,760
I beat him.

936
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,120
Oh, wow.

937
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:09,120
You're pretty good.

938
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,480
Hay baler then I guess.

939
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:17,680
Did you used to like to buck or did you like to stack or what did you like to do?

940
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:18,680
I did it all, dude.

941
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:19,680
I worked.

942
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:20,680
I do.

943
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:21,680
I work.

944
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:24,320
Well, actually, I like I like driving the bus, but I never got to.

945
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:25,760
Well, hell yeah.

946
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:26,760
Hell yeah.

947
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:27,760
Yeah, buddy.

948
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:28,760
Yeah.

949
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:29,760
And then they have those old gears.

950
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:37,960
I remember the first one that I got to drive had a old bean can as a gas accelerator and

951
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:40,720
the old stick shift on the floor.

952
00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:46,160
And you'd go you'd pop the clutch constantly because you had that tin can and the clutch

953
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:47,160
didn't work right.

954
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:53,600
It knocked the fucking buck off of the damn trailer and almost run over a couple of the

955
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:54,600
kids.

956
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:59,440
Oh, good times.

957
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:00,440
Good times.

958
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:05,800
So anyhow, I got a little story here.

959
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:10,280
This story is about the fear of clowns.

960
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:11,280
I don't like clowns.

961
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:12,280
Do you?

962
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:13,280
They don't bother me.

963
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:14,280
I'm not a big fan.

964
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:15,280
I mean, I'm not scared of them.

965
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:16,280
But yeah, they there is some more creepy about them.

966
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:17,280
I see them.

967
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:18,280
I see them.

968
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:19,280
I see them.

969
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:20,280
I see them.

970
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:21,280
I see them.

971
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:22,280
I see them.

972
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:23,280
I see them.

973
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,280
I see them.

974
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:25,280
I see them.

975
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:26,280
I see them.

976
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:27,280
I've never been a fan of them.

977
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:30,960
I've always thought they look creepy and they look like they're up to no good.

978
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:32,160
All different kinds of stuff.

979
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:33,160
So I don't know.

980
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:34,600
I've never been a fan of clowns.

981
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:37,160
I never thought they were funny in the least.

982
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:38,800
Always thought they were creepy.

983
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:46,800
So anyhow, okay, here's some of the reasons that people that they did a study on clowns

984
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:53,080
and they asked people and did other things to find out what exactly it is about clowns

985
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:57,000
that people are afraid of or don't like or uneasy about.

986
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,000
Okay.

987
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:03,840
So one in eerie or unsettling feeling due to clowns makeup, making them look not quite

988
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:04,840
human.

989
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:09,360
A similar response is sometimes seen with dolls or mannequins.

990
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:10,960
And I agree.

991
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:17,160
Clowns kind of I put the I've always put them in the same category as scary looking dolls

992
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:19,800
or creepy looking dolls and mannequins.

993
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,800
Have you done that or not?

994
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:23,880
Yeah, yeah.

995
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:24,880
Yeah.

996
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:25,880
Yep.

997
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:33,120
Um, number two, clowns exaggerated facial features convey a direct sense of threat.

998
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:39,840
And I agree because I think to me the smile that they portray with the overly done makeup

999
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:49,080
is like a evil grin as opposed to, uh, Hey, Hey kids, look at this balloon art.

1000
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:50,080
You know what I mean?

1001
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:53,280
Um, yeah, I don't know.

1002
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:55,280
That's just kind of the way I see it.

1003
00:58:55,280 --> 00:59:02,680
Um, number three, clown makeup hides emotional signals that creates uncertainty.

1004
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:08,400
Yeah, but I don't know.

1005
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:09,400
I guess so.

1006
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:12,400
What do you think?

1007
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:13,400
Yeah.

1008
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:20,960
Um, number five, actually, or number four, man, I think that's kind of weak.

1009
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:27,640
Number four, the color of clown makeup reminds us of death, infection or blood injury and

1010
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:33,400
evokes disgust or avoidance.

1011
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:36,000
I think they take out a little too far too.

1012
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:40,760
Yeah, I think they do too.

1013
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:41,760
Yeah.

1014
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:46,840
But clowns unpredictable behavior makes us uncomfortable.

1015
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:52,040
I think it's more just their makeup, you know, where they should have hair on their head.

1016
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:53,040
Yeah.

1017
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:54,440
Where they should have hair on their head.

1018
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:55,480
They don't.

1019
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,760
It's all slicked back and makeup doubt.

1020
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:01,040
And then they have one patch of red hair in the middle or something.

1021
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,240
I mean, it's just the way they look to me.

1022
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:06,320
I don't think that any of these things are like that at all.

1023
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:10,360
Um, number six, feeling on smile.

1024
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:13,400
If you got a pain on a smile, something's wrong.

1025
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:14,400
Yes.

1026
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:15,400
I would agree with that.

1027
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:16,400
That's yeah.

1028
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:17,400
That's a lot of their look that I can't.

1029
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:18,400
So yeah, that's what I'm saying.

1030
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:19,400
I kind of see both sides.

1031
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:20,400
Yeah.

1032
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:21,400
Yeah, me too.

1033
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:22,400
I get it.

1034
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,400
Yeah, I get it.

1035
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:24,400
When I was a kid, I enjoyed clowns.

1036
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:25,400
Okay.

1037
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:34,400
But the older I got, they kind of, yeah, I could see some pervertedness and shit.

1038
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:35,400
Yeah.

1039
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:38,280
I think everybody could see that.

1040
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:43,160
I mean, actually, I mean, you know, there'd been a lot of famous clown movies that were,

1041
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:47,960
they were, I mean, you know, it was a very famous it, one did it.

1042
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:48,960
Yeah.

1043
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:49,960
Yeah.

1044
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:50,960
Pennywise.

1045
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:51,960
Um, let's see.

1046
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:52,960
And then there's other ones too.

1047
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:57,680
I mean, you know, uh, the joker, the joker is a great example of a clown.

1048
01:00:57,680 --> 01:00:58,680
Yeah.

1049
01:00:58,680 --> 01:00:59,680
Yeah.

1050
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:00,680
So yeah.

1051
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:01,680
Okay.

1052
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:02,680
I mean, I see it.

1053
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:07,880
Um, six, they say fear of clowns have been learned from family members.

1054
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:08,880
Yeah.

1055
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:14,280
But I mean, I think a lot of that is just making fun of clowns and people take it from

1056
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:15,280
there.

1057
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:16,280
Don't you?

1058
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:17,280
Halloween mask, maybe.

1059
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:19,040
Halloween mask is a great example.

1060
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:20,040
Yeah.

1061
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:21,760
I would agree with that.

1062
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:22,760
Yeah.

1063
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:23,760
Yeah.

1064
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:27,720
You scare a young kid with a Halloween mask.

1065
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:28,720
Yes.

1066
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:30,880
Oh, I got a really good one here.

1067
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:33,880
Remember I did one of my promos?

1068
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:37,240
Um, number seven.

1069
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:41,920
Good portrayals of clowns in popular culture.

1070
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:43,920
Yeah.

1071
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:46,160
Okay.

1072
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:47,160
Yeah.

1073
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:50,520
I think people do kind of go, Ooh, look at that clown.

1074
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:52,240
Now what happened with your son?

1075
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:55,560
I, sorry, I kind of skipped over it and then I realized what you said.

1076
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:56,560
Oh, no, no.

1077
01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:59,600
He got scared by a Halloween mask as a kid.

1078
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:00,600
Oh, and then.

1079
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:05,040
And growing up, he was, he was scared of Halloween masks.

1080
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:06,040
Anybody wear them?

1081
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:07,040
Okay.

1082
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:08,040
I get that.

1083
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:13,600
He would not wear one, but now, he's 19, he'll whip your ass.

1084
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:16,440
Or he'll whip a clown's ass, won't he?

1085
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:17,440
Whoever's.

1086
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:22,880
Clown's ass, a clown comes up to him and goes, Hey, he, he, he.

1087
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:25,080
Fucking pop him right in the face, won't he?

1088
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:26,080
Oh yeah.

1089
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:27,080
Yeah.

1090
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:28,080
Good.

1091
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:29,080
Good man.

1092
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:30,080
You raised him right.

1093
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:35,040
If it happens to him, I got to forewarn him it's a thing for the show.

1094
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:36,960
Guess what number eight is?

1095
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:43,680
Number eight is right up where you just said a frightening experience with a clown.

1096
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:48,080
That is like, I mean, it may, yeah, it may have been a mask, but I mean, you know, that's

1097
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:49,560
the same thing, isn't it?

1098
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:50,560
Yeah.

1099
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:51,560
Yeah.

1100
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:58,280
So somebody jumped out around the corner with a mask on, scooze the hell out of you.

1101
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:00,280
You're like two, three years old.

1102
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:01,280
Yeah.

1103
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:02,280
Well then, okay.

1104
01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:03,280
Then you know what?

1105
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,800
I think a lot of that is true then.

1106
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:08,680
I didn't agree with all of them, but I think that a lot of that is true.

1107
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:12,600
And I mean, you know, they just got done saying that about, you know, a bad experience.

1108
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:14,440
And then you're talking about your son right before that.

1109
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:17,440
So yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely agree.

1110
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:18,440
That's a true story.

1111
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:19,440
That's a true story.

1112
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:20,440
Okay.

1113
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:25,200
No, I completely, it wasn't a clown mask, but it was a Halloween mask.

1114
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:26,200
Yeah.

1115
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:27,200
It's the same idea though.

1116
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:30,120
I mean, you know, yeah, yeah.

1117
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:35,400
And also I have something to talk about on the emails.

1118
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:37,560
I printed them all out and erased them.

1119
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:43,440
And now I can't find out where I put the printed ones.

1120
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:44,720
I am looking desperately.

1121
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:45,720
I'll find them.

1122
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:47,040
I just misplaced them somewhere.

1123
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:48,760
I'll find them and we'll get to them.

1124
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:53,320
I finally got through and cleaned up a lot of the email and in the next batch should

1125
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:55,480
be fresh ones that come in.

1126
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:56,640
Okay.

1127
01:03:56,640 --> 01:04:04,840
So anyhow, as soon as I find them, I will answer them on air.

1128
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:13,480
So anyhow, sorry, I was going to get to it on this podcast, but no, not going to happen.

1129
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:19,440
And I think maybe next week we might start getting back into the hairy asshole Olympics.

1130
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:22,800
That sound good?

1131
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:26,960
I think you'd come up with a list of 10 good ones.

1132
01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:33,080
Not this weekend, but the following weekend, 10 good ones against each other.

1133
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:35,440
And I still have my wild card.

1134
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:41,000
I have my wild card that's going to beat everybody's ass.

1135
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:44,400
I still have him and he's being saved.

1136
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:45,960
He's being saved back.

1137
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:49,440
He's chomping at the bill.

1138
01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:51,580
My guy will take everyone out.

1139
01:04:51,580 --> 01:04:53,200
My guy will take everyone out.

1140
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:54,560
He is just chomping at the bit.

1141
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:55,560
And I said, not right now.

1142
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:56,560
Not right now.

1143
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:57,560
We're saving.

1144
01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:00,560
Does my space carry over too?

1145
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:01,560
Yes.

1146
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:02,560
Yep.

1147
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:06,120
So you still have a save.

1148
01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:10,680
So and didn't I save you or who did I say?

1149
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:11,680
No, I'm out.

1150
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:12,680
I'm out.

1151
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:13,680
Yeah.

1152
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:14,680
Yeah.

1153
01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:15,680
That's right.

1154
01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:16,680
You're out.

1155
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:17,680
Okay.

1156
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:18,680
So all right.

1157
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:23,960
So okay.

1158
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:25,840
Well we are at the hour mark.

1159
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:29,440
So I think we're going to conclude tonight's podcast.

1160
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:31,160
But we will be back at it tomorrow.

1161
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:34,680
And I still have an episode and a half to throw at you guys.

1162
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:37,640
I'm going to try to do that tonight.

1163
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:41,040
And I was doing everything else except spitting out episodes.

1164
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:43,960
I was cleaning up the emails, getting those caught up.

1165
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:49,960
I was working with the new promos and bits that we have and I'm also looking at different

1166
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:54,240
ways of podcasting and different equipment and stuff to get a better sound.

1167
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,160
I've been experimenting with a microphone.

1168
01:05:56,160 --> 01:06:01,840
I've been doing everything except putting shows on the board.

1169
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:07,280
So I'm going to start getting back to putting more shows on the board too.

1170
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:09,960
So it'll be a little bit more regular like it has been.

1171
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:13,520
I think I missed a couple of days in a row now, didn't I?

1172
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:21,200
Well, with it being the holiday season, we're both kind of having to jump our schedules

1173
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:22,200
around.

1174
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:23,200
Yeah.

1175
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:28,400
And you see that's another thing too is during the holiday season, not as many people listen

1176
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,160
because they're busy doing other stuff.

1177
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:31,440
They're not at work.

1178
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:33,620
A lot of people take this time off.

1179
01:06:33,620 --> 01:06:36,540
So a lot of people don't listen to podcasts at home.

1180
01:06:36,540 --> 01:06:39,000
A lot of people listen to them on the road.

1181
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:43,080
They listen to them at work in their Bluetooth and stuff like that.

1182
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:44,360
I mean, not our numbers.

1183
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:50,160
Our numbers were not reflected, but traditionally podcasts during this time of year is the slow

1184
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:52,020
period and the same way with radio.

1185
01:06:52,020 --> 01:06:57,800
That's how come all the top jocks or show guys, morning shows or whatever shows they

1186
01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:02,720
are, they take the Christmas period off and that's like mid December.

1187
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:03,720
Yeah, they take vacations.

1188
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:04,720
Yeah, yeah.

1189
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:08,540
Then you get a bunch of bests of and it's because this is the time of year when people

1190
01:07:08,540 --> 01:07:12,600
are traditionally not at work as much and they have family stuff going on and other

1191
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:13,600
things.

1192
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:16,440
So anyhow, I'm going to start getting back to more podcasts.

1193
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:18,680
So if you guys want them, they'll be there for you.

1194
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:22,120
If not, you can grab them all when you get back to work in January.

1195
01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:23,120
Right?

1196
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:24,120
Yep.

1197
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:25,120
Alrighty.

1198
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:28,160
Yeah, because I got two and a half weeks off coming.

1199
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:29,160
Oh, good for you.

1200
01:07:29,160 --> 01:07:30,160
I'm going to have plenty of time.

1201
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:31,160
We're going to work on promos.

1202
01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:34,160
We're going to do a lot of things.

1203
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:37,080
Yes, because I have three bits.

1204
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:41,280
I have, and that's another thing I've been doing too.

1205
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:46,760
There's especially one bit that I really want you on and I want it just specifically yours.

1206
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:49,200
Well, we'll do it.

1207
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:51,760
Because we have deep thoughts with Mark.

1208
01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:54,200
Okay, that's all me.

1209
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:55,200
Okay.

1210
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:58,080
We have things overheard in hell.

1211
01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:00,280
That's been all me.

1212
01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:04,460
And we have things deep during the apocalypse.

1213
01:08:04,460 --> 01:08:05,960
That's been all me.

1214
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:09,240
This one is going to be all yours and I'm going to come up with another segment that's

1215
01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:10,240
all yours.

1216
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:12,360
The ones that are all mine, I want to keep all mine.

1217
01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:14,960
And the ones that are all yours, I want to keep all yours.

1218
01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:15,960
You see what I mean?

1219
01:08:15,960 --> 01:08:16,960
Right, right, right.

1220
01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:20,680
And then we can do special bits where they're like fake products or whatever where we're

1221
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:22,760
both in on it.

1222
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:30,400
But I want the Rob Rad's bits and bumpers and I want the Mark's bits and bumpers.

1223
01:08:30,400 --> 01:08:34,000
So anyhow, all right, everybody have a good night.

1224
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:35,000
Thank you for listening.

1225
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,000
Good night, everybody.

1226
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:40,560
Have a good day tomorrow.

1227
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:53,480
Hey, where do they go?

1228
01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:54,480
Where are the douchebags?

1229
01:08:54,480 --> 01:08:59,480
Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner.

1230
01:08:59,480 --> 01:09:00,480
Oh geez.

1231
01:09:00,480 --> 01:09:01,480
Glad they're gone.

1232
01:09:01,480 --> 01:09:02,480
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1233
01:09:02,480 --> 01:09:03,480
Man, that smells.

1234
01:09:03,480 --> 01:09:05,900
D are you noodles?