1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas! 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:12,000 You're still a fucking asshole. 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:17,000 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:21,000 From the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River 5 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:28,000 It's two douchebags and a microphone podcast. 6 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Next up, things overheard in hell. 7 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Joe Buck and Troy Aitman are being all televised in radio games of the NFL this year. 8 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,000 We are to dispell the microphone. 9 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:49,000 As charming as a leaky sewer pipe. 10 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Hello, this is Satan. You might know me from my pet name, Inflation. 11 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:01,000 I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than 12 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:07,000 listening to two douchebags and microphone by a nice warm fire at night. 13 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:12,000 I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that day. 14 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:39,000 Enjoy. 15 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Two douchebags and microphone, I'm Mark. 16 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 And I am Rob. 17 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Alright, we have some invisible ass paddlings coming up, but first off, we have a couple of Tyreek Hill stories. 18 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Oh cool. 19 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Yeah, he can't keep his mouth shut. 20 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 He's always in the news, isn't he? 21 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Yeah, he is. Let me say this, Tyreek has more stories than the Empire State Building. 22 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 On why he left the Chiefs. 23 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,000 But we'll get to that in a minute. 24 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:12,000 First off, Miami Gardens, Florida, the cameraman who recorded Miami Dolphins wide receiver Tyreek Hill's backflip celebration 25 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:18,000 after a touchdown earlier this season has had his game credentials revoked. 26 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:26,000 We can confirm that the league pulled his game day credentials for this season, the NFL told NBC Sports on Wednesday. 27 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:33,000 So Kevin Fitzgibbons, who was a student at the University of Miami, posted a video on social media Tuesday night 28 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:40,000 that claims the NFL suspended him for his participation in the stunt during the October 15 home game against the Carolina Panthers. 29 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Fitzgibbons said that the NFL has suspended him for a remainder of the season and possibly for good. 30 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Tyreek worked out a deal with Fitzgibbons that when he scored a touchdown, this is what I read allegedly, 31 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:59,000 a touchdown he would grab the man's cell phone and snap a selfie. 32 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:05,000 I hope Tyreek pays his wages for that little stunt because now that guy is not getting paid. 33 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:13,000 And then, while we're speaking of Tyreek Hill and the reason I say he has more stories than the Empire State Building, 34 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Tyreek Hill said he was jealous of Travis Kelsey's relationship with Patrick Mahomes and that's why he left Kansas City. 35 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,000 I thought it was Drew Rosenamp. 36 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Yeah, I thought it was his agent. 37 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Yeah, it was supposedly his agent that did it. 38 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 Yeah, his agent. 39 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Yeah, so. 40 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,000 I found our stories changing again. 41 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Pat and Kelsey and I was kind of jealous of Mitted Hill to Robert Griffin III. 42 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Patrick, you ain't never invite me over to your house like you did Kelsey. 43 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 You always invited Kelsey, he continued. 44 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:58,000 That's why we were here where we're at now is what he said. 45 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Hill would continue by making comments rooted in misogyny, but the point he was making is clear. 46 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:13,000 He wanted to be Mahomes' favorite target and that would never happen with the greatest tight end of all time on the roster. 47 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:16,000 That's what the article said, not me. 48 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:25,000 And he could be, I don't know, the Chiefs may face Hill again in the playoffs and it's safe to say the trade ultimately worked out well for both parties. 49 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Hill is on pace for the most receiving yards in NFL history, while Kansas City won the Super Bowl last year and City is a favorite to win the AFC once again. 50 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Until Hill gets to face the Chiefs again, it seems like he'll just keep talking and stay way, you know, talking in the news. 51 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,000 So, okay then. 52 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:53,000 All right, all the different stories he came out with and to me it was to save face. 53 00:04:53,000 --> 00:05:01,000 He stepped on his dick and everybody knows it and he doesn't like the fact that the Chiefs went on and won the Super Bowl without him. 54 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,000 They thought they couldn't do it without him, but they didn't miss a beat. 55 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Matter of fact, they're a much better team it looks like defensively. 56 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:16,000 I mean, what can you say? He went for the money, he didn't go for winning. So there you go, Tyreek, you got the money. Be happy. 57 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Be happy. 58 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,000 In other words, he's kicking his own ass right now. 59 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Yeah, that's what I think is going on. 60 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 We all do it at one point. 61 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Yes. Tyreek, just shut up. Do yourself a favor. Quit talking about it. 62 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,000 Stop blaming everybody else. 63 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Yeah. 64 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Yeah. 65 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Take the blame, dude. 66 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Act like you meant to be there. 67 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Talk about it. 68 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 Act like that's what you meant and stick with it. 69 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:43,000 And go, yeah, you know what? We're going to win a Super Bowl here eventually. I don't care. 70 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:48,000 You know, or you know what? I wanted to be in Miami and not Kansas City. I don't care. 71 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 But stick to it. 72 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 You know, it wasn't your agent. 73 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,000 You know, like he claimed a few weeks ago. 74 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,000 He's starting to sound scorned. 75 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,000 Above all, nobody cares. 76 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:05,000 I mean, we got a Super Bowl and you got a few dollars more. 77 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,000 So there you go. 78 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Win-win, right? 79 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:17,000 So anyhow, we have some invisible ass paddlings. 80 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:21,000 And Tyreek should be on that list, but I think we already ass paddled him out. 81 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,000 So it doesn't, you know, it'd be redundant. 82 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,000 No, he's in a whole thing. 83 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 Oh, that's right. That's right. Okay. 84 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Okay. 85 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 All right. 86 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:37,000 So invisible ass paddlings like this and me and Topher walking on the beach and we're not holding hands, 87 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:44,000 although this is what Rob says and his brothers say this, that we're holding hands, but we're not holding hands. 88 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 We're walking on the beach in the sunrise. 89 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:51,000 The wind was blowing through our hair and I stubbed my toe on a bottle. 90 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:57,000 I looked down and Topher's like, oh, hey, dude, that looks like a genie bottle. 91 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Had a cork in it. 92 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,000 So I go over there and I'm like, oh man, my fucking toe. 93 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,000 And I take out the cork and a genie pops out. 94 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 And we're like, hey, we get three wishes. 95 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 And the genie was very condescending. 96 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 He doesn't like us very well. 97 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 He's like, no, you get one wish, you idiots. 98 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:21,000 And I suggest you use it wisely, you know, like world peace or end world hunger or end of the droughts or whatever. 99 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:25,000 But no, we decide to paddle people's asses invisibly. 100 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:32,000 We want to be invisible that way one of us can hold the people down and the other one can paddle paddle them on the ass. 101 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 So that's where you get the invisible as paddling. 102 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:40,000 So, Rob, are you are you still sticking with us holding hands or not? 103 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 No, I do not believe it. 104 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:46,000 I think your arms were wrapped around each other. 105 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Yeah, I am. 106 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,000 It was definitely broke beach. 107 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:55,000 It was not, but you know what, I can't get Rob and his brother to get off of that. 108 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,000 So whatever. 109 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:00,000 So anyhow, so we have invisible as paddling. 110 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:11,000 OK, first one up for the as paddling is sports illustrated for having a I produce articles with fake people allegedly. 111 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Yep. 112 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 I would agree. 113 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Yep. And it was so bad that allegedly that they even came up with fake names for the reporters. 114 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:32,000 Next one, the Casey Streetcar Authority for underestimating the cost to extend to the riverfront by 75 percent. 115 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:36,000 They missed the price by 75 percent. 116 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 I've been reading about that. 117 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:45,000 It's 75 percent higher than what they than what they thought it was going to be. 118 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:51,000 How do you miss something by 75 percent, Rob? 119 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Inflation isn't 75 percent. 120 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,000 No. 121 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:01,000 I there is no answer to that. 122 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,000 No, no. 123 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Next one, Buffalo Bills for accusing NFL refs of swaying the game in favor of the Eagles. 124 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:17,000 I do believe they influence games, but everyone has to put up with it. 125 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,000 It's just whining at this point. 126 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Look, the Bills could have done themselves a lot of favors by playing better. 127 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 They are where they were. 128 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:33,000 They are at because they are not playing well. 129 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:38,000 I'm going online and seeing all the Bills mafia whining and crying about it. 130 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 Don't. 131 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000 That just makes you look pathetic. 132 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000 Stop it. 133 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Just admit that your team isn't as good as you thought they were going into this season, 134 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:51,000 and you guys are going to rebuild and you're going to build back better. 135 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 Right? 136 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Yeah. 137 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000 All right. 138 00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Next one, NFL refs getting ass-paddling for giving enough reason to be in question. 139 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Too many sloppy calls or missed calls? 140 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Yep. 141 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,000 Yep, yep, yep. 142 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,000 Yeah. 143 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,000 And that's how come people get this idea that you're influencing... 144 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Well, I think you are influencing games, yeah. 145 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:23,000 But that's why people think that you're outright rigging games is because the missed calls are so bad 146 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:29,000 that they refuse to believe that anybody is that unintelligent to miss them that bad. 147 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000 Right? 148 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Yep. 149 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Next one, Chuck Schumer for anti-Semitic remarks that he allegedly said, 150 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:45,000 the Senator has been very critical of many other political figures. 151 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:51,000 He, you know, he should look in the mirror. 152 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Bigot, in my humble opinion. 153 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:58,000 If he said what they say he said, and I'm relatively sure he did, 154 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:05,000 he is a bigot and anti-Semitism remarks are horrible and deplorable. 155 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:10,000 He is a guy that made a living pointing a finger at Donald Trump and other people, 156 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,000 and I'm not saying I like any of the people I'm mentioning or nothing, 157 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:18,000 but pointing at all these people and saying they're bigots and they're the problem in America 158 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:25,000 and they're holding people back when he does shit just as bad if not worse. 159 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:29,000 So, I believe you probably said these remarks Chuck Schumer. 160 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Now it's time for you to step down and get cancelled because you said them. 161 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 Allegedly. 162 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 Yep. 163 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Next one, AI inventor, that's artificial intelligence, 164 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:53,000 inventor Alan Turning gets an ass-paddling because of the new conundrum we are now facing. 165 00:11:53,000 --> 00:12:00,000 The new norm is constantly wondered and proving is something real. 166 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Yeah, the slippery slope has begun Rob, like we said. 167 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:08,000 We've been talking about this for a while. 168 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,000 Yes. 169 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:15,000 Come on John, we need you. 170 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,000 Come on John Connor. 171 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:21,000 Yep, John Connor, we cannot get you fast enough. 172 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 We got the bat signal out. 173 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Yep, John Connor, hurry up and get here, it's not getting any better. 174 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,000 It's getting worse. 175 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Next one, Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni for taunting the fans at Arrowhead for a game we gave them. 176 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:41,000 The ten drop passes and red zone thrumbles was the culprit. 177 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Go ahead bitch, hurt your arm by patting yourself on the back. 178 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:51,000 Hope we see you in February so Mahomes and Reed can de-pant you again motherfucker. 179 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:55,000 We'll see you in the Super Bowl again. 180 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,000 Yeah, and receive another ass-kicking. 181 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,000 Another Kelsey vs. Kelsey. 182 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Something to talk about on their podcast. 183 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,000 You in my opinion are a sniveling little bitch. 184 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,000 Only sniveling little bitches do stuff like that. 185 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:16,000 So sniveling little bitch, I hope we see you in the Super Bowl so we can kick the shit out of you again. 186 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 Pussy. 187 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,000 That's what I like about Andy Reed. 188 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 We get our ass kicked. 189 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Andy just says, yeah, we got our ass kicked. 190 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 Yeah, yeah, none of this sniveling shit. 191 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000 No excuses. 192 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:35,000 Yeah, and if there's a lot of questionable calls he just goes, we should have played better. 193 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,000 Yeah, yeah, and honestly they should have. 194 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 Yep. 195 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Yeah. 196 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 I agree man. 197 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:50,000 Yeah, Andy Reed has always been very, very humble about his wins and very, very humble. 198 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 Yeah, so. 199 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:56,000 The countless numbers, who gets the next ass-paddling? 200 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:00,000 It's the countless number of porch pirates that make consumers shift their schedules, 201 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:05,000 have neighbors watch, and have their merch sent to lockers at the local convenience mart 202 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:11,000 because their worthless, lazy ass refuses to work but would rather steal from working class families. 203 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Every one of you porch pirates need to be hammered in the head with a fucking hatchet. 204 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000 You guys suck. 205 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000 Whole thing. 206 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Yeah, whole thing. 207 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000 That's whole thing. 208 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:28,000 You are slimy pieces of sludge that suck you bus off of the working people and fuck you. 209 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:32,000 You guys need a real ass-whipping every fucking day. 210 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:37,000 I just wrote it in black and white, you are in ass-paddling all things. 211 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,000 And you'll be the ass-paddled every day. 212 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 Every day. 213 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:48,000 This is an all points bulletin for an ass-paddling for all porch pirates. 214 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:53,000 My kids have stuff dropped off at our doorstep. 215 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000 Yeah, you know. 216 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,000 I work hard for their money, I work hard for my money. 217 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:04,000 If Val isn't home, and I don't think anyone is going to be home, what I do is I try to 218 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000 have it sent. 219 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:09,000 There's lockers down at the local convenience mart. 220 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:16,000 Yeah, and they will go put them in those lockers and give you the combination to open up that 221 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000 locker and you just get them out of there. 222 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:23,000 And it sucks that I have to do that because part of Amazon's appeal is you order it at 223 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,000 home and it comes to your home and you don't have to do much of anything. 224 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:30,000 I'll just have it delivered out where I work. 225 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000 Yep. 226 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 If need be. 227 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000 I've had that done at my old job. 228 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:39,000 We don't have that problem around here. 229 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:43,000 It's a pretty close-knit apartment complex. 230 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:51,000 You are extremely lucky Rob that you don't have all that bullshit. 231 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:56,000 Well, it's an over 50 apartment complex. 232 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000 Oh, okay. 233 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,000 And there's only 14 units. 234 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 Okay, well yeah, yeah. 235 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 Everybody watches out for everybody. 236 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:10,000 And another thing is we have people that are retired around us, like the guy right across 237 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:14,000 the road, and he watches too during the day because he's there. 238 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:18,000 So I mean, it isn't so bad on me, but I know other people that have to have shit sent to 239 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:23,000 their lockers constantly because if not, it will get stolen sure as shit because those 240 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:27,000 porch pirates right behind the Amazon truck and there's nothing they can do. 241 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:32,000 They can call the police, but the police aren't going to come out for that. 242 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:38,000 You know, they're too busy going to the next 30 murders in three hours here in Kansas City. 243 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Right, right. 244 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000 Yeah, yeah. 245 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Pretty violent fucking place. 246 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,000 And down here there's different reasons. 247 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:49,000 I'm not going to go into it, but yeah, it's a bad place. 248 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 249 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 The pirates are the last thing to worry about. 250 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,000 Yeah, I know some of what you're talking about. 251 00:16:55,000 --> 00:17:01,000 A small town in America is really affected by a lot of this stuff, so yeah. 252 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,000 All right, next one. 253 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:08,000 Retailers for the constant barrage of Christmas ads before Halloween even. 254 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,000 We used to be able to enjoy three great holidays in a row. 255 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:16,000 Now it seems like October 31st is the first day of pre-Christmas. 256 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,000 It's not even Halloween. 257 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:25,000 And it's very annoying because you walk into a major store, any of the major box stores, 258 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:31,000 and before you even see Halloween stuff, you see Christmas trees and yule tides. 259 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000 And it's like, back it off. 260 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:38,000 Let's at least get close to Thanksgiving before you bring some of that shit in our face. 261 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,000 It really is annoying. 262 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Yeah, come on. 263 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,000 What about the turkey that sacrificed himself for our country? 264 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:49,000 He sacrificed his life so you could have a good Thanksgiving day. 265 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000 And that's the respect you give the poor guy? 266 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:56,000 So we could move here and get along with the people that were already here. 267 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 That's right. 268 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:05,000 Thanksgiving is one of my, it's my top holiday, honestly. 269 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Just because of that. 270 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 Yeah, yep. 271 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:14,000 For all the immigrants that moved here, yeah. 272 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 I would agree. 273 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 Next one. 274 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000 Yinling is getting an ass-whipping. 275 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Can you believe that? 276 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Oh. 277 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:33,000 Yinling, forgiven the, Yinling, forgiven the one tap allotted to the beer, to their seasonal specialty beer, 278 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:37,000 and leaving me with canned Yinling at my favorite watering hole. 279 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000 That pisses me off. 280 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:52,000 The one thing that should be on tap is the regular, the regular, yeah, logger, the traditional logger. 281 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:57,000 But no, no, no, no, they gotta put the seasonal beer in there and then give me a fucking can. 282 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000 It drives me nuts. 283 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,000 If I wanted in a can, I have cans at the house. 284 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 I have bottles at the house. 285 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:07,000 The reason I go to the watering hole to get it is because it's draft and it's much better. 286 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Now I go there and I don't even get a draft one. 287 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000 I get a canned one. 288 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000 Well, I'm pissed, Yinling. 289 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:16,000 You already only have one tap around here because of all the other breweries. 290 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:20,000 And then you try to give me a can to make me happy? 291 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000 No. 292 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Bring back the original one and take the damn seasonals and make them drink cans out of them. 293 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000 Yeah. 294 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000 They're the temporary ones. 295 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 Yeah, yeah, like float them like... 296 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 They know what tastes better. 297 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000 Yeah. 298 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000 The draft toys taste better. 299 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 Float them like four fucking cases. 300 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000 It'll last a month. 301 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,000 Then move on to the next one. 302 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000 All right. 303 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Special ass paddling goes to mice for chewing up wiring in my hot tub and costing me a lot of money. 304 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 I'm never with you, brother. 305 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000 Little bastards. 306 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000 Yep. 307 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000 I got your back. 308 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 You know I got your back. 309 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000 I know you do. 310 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Little bastards had a little fucking mouse party in there and went to town and cost me a bunch of fucking dough. 311 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 Little bastards. 312 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:19,000 If I have to, we'll call in Brian and Davey and we'll gang up and hunt that little son of a bitch down. 313 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 And we'll ask, Pavel, you'll be in the Hall of Fame. 314 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Oh, no. 315 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 You'll be a dead carcass. 316 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000 You'll be on Mark's wall. 317 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 In his studio. 318 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000 The rat that cost me a lot of money. 319 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000 Or mouse. 320 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000 It's probably a mouse. 321 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,000 Where that wiring is probably isn't big enough for a rat. 322 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 So anyhow. 323 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 All right. 324 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000 Let's take a little... 325 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000 I'll take a little field map. 326 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000 Probably. 327 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,000 We're going to take a break and we'll be right back. 328 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:51,000 And now, deep thoughts with Mark. 329 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 Let's see. 330 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:59,000 If a worm could talk, would it be argumentive? 331 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:05,000 I may never know. 332 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,000 When taking a shower, remember to scrub your ass. 333 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 And don't forget to wash your face. 334 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:16,000 When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water. 335 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:22,000 Because nobody likes a stinky asshole. 336 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,000 Why two douchebags and a microphone? 337 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,000 Because two fuckdots and a recorder was taken. 338 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:37,000 Oh lord. 339 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 That man just saw a puppy in half. 340 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000 Hey there. 341 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000 Don't worry. 342 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000 I have a clown nose. 343 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000 Oh no. 344 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,000 That drunk guy just hit my child. 345 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000 It's okay. 346 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000 I have a clown nose. 347 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,000 Clown nose. 348 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 Just put one on and you can do anything. 349 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000 Want to run for office? 350 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000 Murder people in public? 351 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:07,000 Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs. 352 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,000 Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions. 353 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 Grab one today and make magic happen. 354 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000 Hello? 355 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000 Hello? 356 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000 Hello? 357 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000 You still there? 358 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 You were still listening. 359 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:25,000 You must be really fucking bored. 360 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:39,000 Alright, and we are back. 361 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,000 Rob, do you have anything you want to get into? 362 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:46,000 Yeah, I've got a hunting story for everybody. 363 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 Alright, sounds good. 364 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:52,000 And this is fresh out of Field and Stream. 365 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 Alright. 366 00:22:54,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Okay, we're just going to call this gentleman Block because I ain't going to give his last name either. 367 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000 Try. 368 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,000 Okay. 369 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:19,000 From Yorkton's statue on, saw a photo on his phone of what looked like a mature buck with a head of a dead buck firmly affixed to its antlers. 370 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:23,000 He thought his remote trail camera was glitching. 371 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:31,000 It looked like maybe the deer shook its head and the camera picked up the motion or something. 372 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000 Hmm. 373 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Later that day, November 22nd, a few more snapshots of the same deer showed that the camera was functioning just fine. 374 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:59,000 The white-tailed buck in his photos was walking around with the dead head of a much larger deer permanently attached to its 4x4 rat. 375 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,000 This was an 8-point buck. 376 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,000 Wow. 377 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,000 Okay, it was a 4x4, 8-point buck. 378 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000 Uh-huh. 379 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:16,000 Roughly 48 hours later, he went out and tagged the extremely rare trophy. 380 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000 Wow. 381 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:21,000 So, okay, let me see if I got this straight. 382 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:30,000 Okay, so the buck had another buck's head on its... 383 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000 Hooked to its antlers. 384 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,000 Hooked to... 385 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000 Wow. 386 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,000 Another dead buck. 387 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000 Uh-huh. 388 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,000 So somehow... 389 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,000 He was dragging it around. 390 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,000 Oh, well, he was dragging it around. 391 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000 Wow. 392 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000 Wow. 393 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Well, I think that buck won. 394 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:57,000 It's dead head, it's dead, but the antlers were hooked and it couldn't shake loose, so he had to drag it around. 395 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000 Wow. 396 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,000 Okay, now listen to this. 397 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:07,000 Okay. 398 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:24,000 Is it sure how the 8-point whitetail that he's now calling the two-headed buck got tangled up with the much larger 7x8? 399 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 Wow. 400 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:41,000 But it goes on to say they don't see how this smaller buck killed...yeah, this was 7 on one side, 8 on the other side. 401 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,000 Twice the size. 402 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,000 Wow. 403 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:54,000 Oh my God, yeah, I'm looking at...oh yeah, that thing is...oh no, it's just the head. 404 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:59,000 Yeah, it's just the head of the deer, not the whole body. 405 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,000 Somehow the body of the bigger buck is gone. 406 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Okay, okay, so that makes a lot more sense because, I mean, how would it eat and everything? 407 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:16,000 I was like thinking about that just a little bit more in depth, and it's like, how would it eat by dragging around another one? 408 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:20,000 He probably couldn't lower his head enough. 409 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000 I don't know, maybe he could. 410 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000 I don't know. 411 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000 Wow. 412 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,000 No, they're locked up tight. He ain't been able to eat from what it looks like. 413 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000 Oh wow. 414 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Because it's locked up in the front of his head. 415 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,000 Oh, I get it, it's in the way. 416 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:42,000 Yeah, it's hanging in front of his snout. I'm seeing a picture of it on the ground. 417 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 That's crazy. 418 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:51,000 Yeah, no, this guy, Brock, went and shot and ended up...yeah, it was just the head of the deer. 419 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,000 Okay, I thought it was the whole body, you know, it's the head. 420 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000 Well, still... 421 00:26:55,000 --> 00:27:03,000 Still, how did this smaller buck get locked up with this bigger one and the rest of the body go missing? 422 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:10,000 I don't know. I would love to know the answer to that, but I don't think we're ever going to know. How could you? 423 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:15,000 Yeah, this story does not go into it. I read the whole thing and it... 424 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:22,000 Yeah, it even says he is a 300 Winchester mag. It goes into deep detail. 425 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000 Wow. 426 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:28,000 But it doesn't say how...I don't think anybody would know how they help. 427 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,000 Wow. What a story. 428 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,000 I just thought that was interesting. See how you have Canadian descent. 429 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,000 Yeah, I have relatives in Canada, yes. 430 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:46,000 And from the sounds of it, we probably have a few hunter fans. 431 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:51,000 I would think so, yeah. I bet anyone for Montrose... 432 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,000 You're talking about Montrose? I know you hunt. Is that your main... 433 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,000 Yeah, that's what I was going to say, down there in Henry County. 434 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:03,000 ...southern baits, northern Henry County. Yeah, that's...you do a lot of deer hunting down there. 435 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,000 Hunting and fishing. 436 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 Yeah, hunting and fishing, so yeah. 437 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:12,000 Yep, especially the glowing carp for the fish fry. I'm all into that. What about you? 438 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:20,000 Oh yeah. If you grill them, or smoke them just right, carp is good. 439 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:25,000 Okay, I'll take your word on that because I have no interest in carp. 440 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,000 My dad did it once. 441 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000 Really? 442 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,000 No, it was fine the way he cooked it. 443 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:36,000 He thought they were really greasy, so that would make sense you smoke them to dry them out. 444 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 Yeah, any other way. 445 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:43,000 No, a friend of mine used to cook them up and they looked extremely greasy, so I was like, no thanks. 446 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:47,000 But unfortunately, I can't ask him any longer, so... 447 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,000 Yeah, I got you. Yep, yep. 448 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Now he's in the great beyond carp eating. 449 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 I'm thinking he smoked them. 450 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,000 I would bet so because they were so greasy. 451 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,000 Yeah. 452 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,000 Yeah, I would bet. 453 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:05,000 And plus, all the bones. It was all the bones. 454 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:10,000 I remember that being his thing about carp, all the bones. 455 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000 Okay. 456 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:16,000 But you smoke them, it's all for the bones, you can eat the bones. 457 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:21,000 I know Bluegill and Bass are like that too. If you can get the bones out, you're fine. 458 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:25,000 Well, even catfish. Even catfish, they're a lot of bones. 459 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:31,000 They're little bitty bones too that could really hurt you if you ate them. 460 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:36,000 Anyhow, real quick before we get off of this abbreviated one, because we're both going to watch the Chiefs game. 461 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:41,000 It's Sunday night and you're going to get a best of whatever after this. 462 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:48,000 So we're giving you a half hour of good shit and then a half hour of good shit, but it's just not current shit. 463 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:53,000 Sorry, I've got to catch my cheese while I can. I can only watch Sunday night football right now. 464 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,000 That's right. So here we go. 465 00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:01,000 They had a study on people where they fell asleep and where they fell asleep at. 466 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:05,000 22% fell asleep at work. 467 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:09,000 I thought it would be higher than that, didn't you? 468 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,000 Because I'm thinking lunch break too. 469 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000 Yeah, yeah. 470 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:22,000 I can't count how many times I just put my head down between my arms and woke up like 10 minutes later. 471 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:26,000 But at that point you're clocked out. 472 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 Oh yeah, okay. 473 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:34,000 I've got to wrap this up. I just got a text and anyhow I got food getting cold. 474 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:46,000 10% at a bar or nightclub, 12% at work, 5% on the shitter, 27% when driving, 32% at financial seminar. 475 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 I thought that would be higher. 476 00:30:48,000 --> 00:31:03,000 17% while having sex, 52% while watching TV or movie, and 7% at a sporting event, and 100% when listening to two douchebags and a microphone. 477 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,000 Hey! That was mean! 478 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 479 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:12,000 That was mean guys. Who wrote that? 480 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:16,000 Alright everybody, we're getting ready to send you to a Best Of. 481 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,000 Thank you for listening. Everybody have a great night. 482 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,000 Have a good night everybody. 483 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:32,000 The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. 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