1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas! 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:13,000 You're still a fucking asshole! 3 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:23,000 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri 4 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:27,000 From the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River 5 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:35,000 It's Two Dish Bags and a Microphone Podcast 6 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:43,000 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark 7 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Let's see here, a package of 8 hot dogs, a package of 10 hot dog buns. 8 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:55,000 I would have to buy 10 packs of hot dogs and 8 packs of buns to even it out. 9 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:59,000 Should I buy them at once? Should I freeze them? 10 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Or just continue to zigzag them and hope for the best? 11 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,000 I hate adulting. 12 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:15,000 Hi there, this is Fucknut from Two Fucknuts and a Recorder Podcast. 13 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:19,000 Two Dish Bags and a Microphone are our favorite podcasts ever. 14 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:23,000 Please, go to your friend's computer and download it from there. 15 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Go to your church's computer and download it from there. 16 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Go to people you don't know and grab their phones and download it on there. 17 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:37,000 These fuckers need all the help we can get. 18 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:55,000 So Rob, I've got a question for you. 19 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,000 I have an answer. 20 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Well, this requires some memory and I've got to ask you if you remember this or not. 21 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Do you remember when we used to ass face people? 22 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Oh, yes. 23 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Okay. What do you remember about it? Because I remembered it very well the other day for some reason. 24 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:27,000 I know you did not be the one receiving one. I know that. 25 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 No, but do you remember? 26 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 I know that. 27 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Yeah, right in someone's face while they're sleeping. 28 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. 29 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Do you remember ass facing people when we were passed out? 30 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,000 We used to let someone pass out on the couch or floor or whatever. 31 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Usually it was smashed out of their skull, right? 32 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,000 That was the best time to get them. 33 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Yeah, because they don't know what's going on. 34 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 There was no fighting. 35 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:00,000 No, exactly. Just fighting for air when they jump up. 36 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Yeah, that's it. 37 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,000 I'm going to explain this to everybody listening now. 38 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:10,000 One person would drop his drawers and stick his ass up right above the passed out person. 39 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Then another person would scream in their ear fire or something. 40 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Sometimes it was a speaker next to their ear. 41 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,000 We did that a couple of times. Remember we put a speaker next to our ear and cracked? 42 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 43 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,000 Then you crank up a brutally loud power cord. 44 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Then watch them jump up right into someone's ass crack. 45 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Oh, the good old days. Good times. Oh yeah. Damn good times. 46 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 Yeah. 47 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:40,000 I believe we did that to my brother and he got really bent. 48 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:47,000 I think you were the dude with his ass exposed. 49 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 I think I was. 50 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Maybe it was at Brian's house or BJ's house. 51 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 Maybe something like that. 52 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:02,000 It may have been BJ's. 53 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Yeah, and my brother passed out because God rest his soul. 54 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:09,000 We love you, John. We love you, John. We talk about you often. We salute you. 55 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 He was passed out. 56 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Brother, I will always worship you, John. Just saying. 57 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 He should know this. He should know this. 58 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,000 Yeah, he does. 59 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,000 In the great beyond, I'm sure he's smiling. 60 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Right now he might be a little agitated remembering that good ass face that he got from you. 61 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Hey, talk about invisible ass paddling. 62 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 I think he's probably got a couple coming. 63 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,000 As I remember, okay, it was BJ's house, I guess. 64 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 I couldn't remember whether it was Brian's or BJ's or where. 65 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:44,000 But it used to be one of those houses where people would go to. 66 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,000 It could have been Davy's, actually. 67 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Actually, I think it was Davy's. 68 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,000 I think it was Davy's too because... 69 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 I think it was Davy's. 70 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 He started to kill us and all different kinds of stuff. 71 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,000 He was so mad. 72 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Oh my God. 73 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 It was Davy's because he ended up rocking home. 74 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 He was so mad. 75 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 He was passed out. 76 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Oh yeah, then yeah, it was Davy's. 77 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,000 I remember. I remember now. 78 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,000 He was passed out on the couch. 79 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:15,000 I got some pots and pans and I told you to drop your drawers and stick your ass right above his head. 80 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:20,000 And then I took the pots and pans and just smashed the shit out of him right next to his ear. 81 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:24,000 He jumped up and he stuck his nose right in your ass crack. 82 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Remember? 83 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Oh, he was so fucking pissed. 84 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 I thought he was going to kill us both. 85 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:35,000 No, he didn't talk to me for like two, three days. 86 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 He was pissed. 87 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 He was pissed. 88 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Oh my God, that was great. 89 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,000 But like always, he got over it. 90 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,000 He did. He did. 91 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Oh, he was getting at it. Come on, Davy, lighten up. 92 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Okay, I was just wanting to clarify that story because I thought you remembered it too. 93 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:02,000 And then we both remembered it was it Davy's and it was my brother and it was your ass. 94 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,000 Right? 95 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,000 Thank you for that memory. 96 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,000 I had forgotten about that one. 97 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:11,000 But now that you've guessed, that was a fun night. 98 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,000 That was a fun night. 99 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:19,000 Something triggered the memory not too long ago and actually just a couple of days ago. 100 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,000 And I jotted it down real quick on my phone. 101 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:28,000 And then when I was writing out material down at the city market, I remembered it the best I could without talking to you. 102 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,000 And now after talking to you, I got it now. 103 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,000 I remember exactly what happened. 104 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:41,000 So anyhow, here's another little prank I used to do. 105 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:46,000 I used to sign people up to the Nissan, Ford, GM, and Chrysler websites. 106 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,000 I would leave their number and best time of the day to reach them. 107 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:53,000 The barrage of overzealous salesmen was just pure evil. 108 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 I was such a bastard. 109 00:06:55,000 --> 00:07:01,000 I hope no one, I did that too, is listening actually because they owed me one. 110 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,000 They didn't know it was me. 111 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:07,000 If I just wanted to be cool or someone pissed me off or something, 112 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:13,000 and this is back in the Windows 95 days and stuff like that, you could go to their website. 113 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:19,000 And actually, no, it was probably more like the early 2000s. 114 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:25,000 And it was when the internet was fully developed and it wasn't on everybody's phone quite yet. 115 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:33,000 And I used to just sign them up, put their number in there and everything, and then they'd be like, keep getting these fucking cell phone calls. 116 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,000 And back then you had to pay for them. 117 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,000 Now it's unlimited everything, unlimited calls. 118 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:47,000 But at first when everyone had the phones in the early 2000s up to, I don't know, maybe 2010, you had to pay for your minutes. 119 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 And if you went over, you paid a lot of money. 120 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,000 So some idiot's calling you constantly. 121 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 You're fucking paying for that. 122 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 So yeah. 123 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Yeah, I remember that the other day too. 124 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,000 It was weird how I remembered a lot of this stuff. 125 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:04,000 So anyhow. 126 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Got a lot of them on this thing. 127 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Got a lot of them on this thing. 128 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Oh, I do. 129 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Yep, very much so. 130 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:14,000 All right, Rob, you said you have an old West hygiene maybe. 131 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,000 Are you ready for that? 132 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Yes, I do. 133 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,000 Yes, I do. 134 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,000 We're well overdue. 135 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 All right, we are. 136 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 I miss these segments. 137 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:26,000 I don't know of this or the American songwriter. 138 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 I can't pick a favorite. 139 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,000 They're both just fantastic segments. 140 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Brilliant for you to come up with this content. 141 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Go ahead, Rob. 142 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:39,000 This one's kind of a gloomy one. 143 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 Just so you know. 144 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Okay, that's fine. 145 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:49,000 This one is the deadly toll of disease in the Wild West. 146 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:55,000 In the Wild West, disease was the leading cause of death among pioneers. 147 00:08:55,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Among nine out of ten pioneers succumbed to illnesses like dysentery, smallpox, 148 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:11,000 measles, bumps, influenza, cholera, mountain fever, scurvy. 149 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Cholera in particular was the most common and deadly disease. 150 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:24,000 It spread through contaminated water, which was abundant in the unsanitary conditions of the time. 151 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Pioneers faced the constant risk of infection and death due to poor hygiene practices 152 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,000 and the lack of clean water sources. 153 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:45,000 Staying healthy and avoiding disease was a constant challenge in the unforgiving wilderness of the Wild West. 154 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Wow. 155 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 There you go. 156 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 This kind of disease is ugly. 157 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Well, you've got to remember, back then people died from the flu. 158 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Oh, yeah. 159 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,000 I mean, they were lucky if they could get penicillin. 160 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Yeah, I mean, now people died today from the flu, too. 161 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Don't get me wrong. 162 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 People still died from the flu. 163 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 But back then it was very common. 164 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:11,000 If you got the flu, it was a 50-50 toss-up whether you're going to live or not. 165 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,000 Right, right. 166 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Yeah, isn't that insane? 167 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:19,000 Because the doctors were miles away and they didn't have the technology we do today. 168 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000 No, no, no. 169 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:24,000 And the doctors then were very primitive. 170 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:33,000 I mean, if they had any type of operating skills, you were lucky, let alone like strong antibiotics or anything like that. 171 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000 Think of all their lives. 172 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,000 Yeah. 173 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Well, I mean, you know, the old lifespan used to be like 40, 50 years. 174 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,000 That's how come they got married when they were like 15. 175 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,000 They didn't live as long, you know. 176 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:51,000 So, yeah, pretty interesting stuff, that's for sure. 177 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Cholera was the number one, though. 178 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000 That surprised me. 179 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 I thought it would be like flu or something like that. 180 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,000 I didn't think it would be cholera, but that does make sense. 181 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,000 It does make sense. 182 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,000 They had no way of battling that back then, you know. 183 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:07,000 It said, in and you're lucky if you survived it. 184 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,000 So, wow. 185 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:17,000 How about if we take our first break and I come back with things to whisper in a stranger's ear? 186 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000 It's back. 187 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Oh, I will miss these. 188 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,000 Well, you don't have to miss much longer. 189 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:28,000 We'll be right back with that. 190 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Brick Shales Energy Drink. 191 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 That's right. 192 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000 Brick Shales Energy Drink. 193 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,000 Make men and women feel. 194 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000 Cholera balls. 195 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 You don't have to fuck shit up. 196 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000 Run for a sky-cross America. 197 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000 Brick Shales is for you. 198 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,000 Please enjoy Brick Shales Energy Drink responsibly. 199 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:54,000 It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues. 200 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Two douchebags and a microphone, says. 201 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:02,000 You ever dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake up with a spoon in your ass? 202 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,000 Just asking. 203 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,000 The day of Apocalypse just happened. 204 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 You don't know what to do. 205 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,000 You don't know where to go. 206 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,000 But we can tell you what you can eat. 207 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:21,000 On most of these Apocalypse series, we tell you what plants you can eat in case of an Apocalypse 208 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,000 and you have to go out to your yard for food. 209 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Well, this one is going to explain to you the plants you may be aware of to not eat. 210 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:38,000 Plants that could be toxic usually might have milky white sap, thorns, spines, or fine hairs 211 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 or leaves or stems. 212 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Pods with bulbs, beans, or seeds. 213 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Stems or trunks that have an almond scent. 214 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Three-leafed foliage growth. 215 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:56,000 Also be aware of intensely bitter or sappy flavor. 216 00:12:56,000 --> 00:13:00,000 Foliage reminiscent of dill, parsley, or carrot. 217 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:04,000 A lot of podcasts just come from a can. 218 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Here at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, we pour our own podcasts. 219 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:36,000 Two Douchebags and a Microphone, I am Mark. 220 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 And I am Rob. 221 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000 Alright. 222 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:43,000 Well, we haven't done this segment in quite a while. 223 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:47,000 And I was just saying about it the other day going, man, we gotta get on the ball on this one 224 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,000 because it's a very popular segment. 225 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:54,000 And I didn't get any emails about it or anything, but I just remembered it. 226 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 So, anyhow. 227 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:00,000 That's where you and I need to stay on top of it. 228 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 I got more emails. 229 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 I printed some more out. 230 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:08,000 I figured out a way to get it to print on my computer. 231 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:13,000 I'm trying to share it so where I could send it with you, but it's just not working. 232 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000 So, anyhow. 233 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000 So I got some more printed out. 234 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000 And these are random. 235 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000 I don't know what they said. 236 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,000 I just went like the next seven or eight. 237 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000 And I weeded out all the complimentary ones. 238 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:27,000 Like I said, we issued a blanket thank you to everybody. 239 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:33,000 But in interest of time, which I don't have a lot of, I can't answer them all and say thank you, hey, thanks, you know, and all that. 240 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000 Thank you guys. 241 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,000 It's appreciated, but we're not going to answer the complimentary ones. 242 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000 Yeah. 243 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Those have all been weeded out. 244 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:44,000 And then I just went the top seven straight down the hatchet. 245 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 So I don't even know what they say. 246 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000 I didn't even look at them. 247 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,000 All I did was print them out and then call it good. 248 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000 So, okay. 249 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:55,000 But first, things to whisper in a stranger's ear. 250 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000 Man Topher came up with this. 251 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Actually, it was Topher's idea all by himself. 252 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 He is like, hey, you know, it'd be a cool segment. 253 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,000 Like what? 254 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:08,000 He goes, yeah, things you could go and just whisper in somebody's ear just to fuck with them. 255 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000 No reason what you're saying. 256 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000 No rhyme or reason. 257 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,000 Just something to make them go, huh? 258 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000 What? 259 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 So, all righty. 260 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,000 Things to whisper in a stranger's ear. 261 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,000 First one. 262 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000 Quick. 263 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:25,000 To the Batcave. 264 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000 I like that one too. 265 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Yeah. 266 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:36,000 Not everybody will get that, but I guess the younger generation does have Batman movies to go by. 267 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000 So. 268 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:46,000 Yeah, but actually, I think that was probably said more in the old black and whites than we do. 269 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:53,000 I don't really remember much in the movies when they'd say Batcave. 270 00:15:53,000 --> 00:16:04,000 Not only was it more prevalent in the black and white ones, but it was also more prevalent in the Adam West, what was his name? 271 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 Something Burt, Burt Ward. 272 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000 Yeah, Burt Ward. 273 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:12,000 Yeah, Adam West Burt Ward series. 274 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:17,000 And I believe one that the late 60s that the series was on. 275 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,000 Right, yeah, that's the ones I'm talking about. 276 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Yeah, yeah. 277 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Also, they were a weekly show so they could use it more instead of a movie every five years. 278 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:38,000 Well, on that weekly show, just about almost on every episode, they're like, quick, to the Batcave, and then they show the bat thing, the bats spinning around. 279 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:43,000 And that's the best I can do with that. 280 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:48,000 Next one, Robin was a twink. 281 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,000 We know this. 282 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000 Yeah. 283 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000 We know this. 284 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000 Yeah. 285 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:58,000 Yeah, Robin, we're sorry, we love you, but you're a twink. 286 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,000 You're just a little boy toy. 287 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,000 That's what you are. 288 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000 We still love you. 289 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:09,000 We still love you, but someone had to take you under his wing, and Batman was nice enough to do that. 290 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000 I mean, no one else would have you. 291 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Superman was like, hell no. 292 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000 Let's see. 293 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 Somebody had to feel sorry for you. 294 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Yeah, yeah, so Batman said he would. 295 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,000 I mean, everyone else, the Flash is like, no way. 296 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,000 Captain America was like, fuck you. 297 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:30,000 Wonder Woman was like, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. 298 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Yeah, so anyhow, someone had to take you, Robin, and that was Batman. 299 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:39,000 So, and not like there's anything wrong with being a twink. 300 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000 We're not making fun of twinks. 301 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 Okay, so. 302 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:48,000 And also, I don't think Robin could shoot him so he couldn't go to Aquaman. 303 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000 Oh, that's right. 304 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Yeah, yeah, that's right. 305 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000 Yeah. 306 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,000 He's probably afraid of the whales anyhow. 307 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:59,000 You know, Aquaman would summon a pack of killer whales, and he probably ran off crying. 308 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:04,000 He would brave a carp, dude. 309 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000 Probably. 310 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Oh my God, look at those scales. 311 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,000 I'm feeling very uncomfortable, Aquaman. 312 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000 Aquaman hits him. 313 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Get out of here, bitch. 314 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,000 Shut up. 315 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,000 All right, the next one. 316 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Is it delivery or is it DiGiorno? 317 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Remember that one? 318 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000 Yeah. 319 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Yep. 320 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:35,000 DiGiorno pizza, they said, was just as good, if not better, than pizza delivered from pizza 321 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:39,000 gut or wherever, or little seizures or whatever the fuck. 322 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000 So, yeah. 323 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,000 So, yeah, yeah, yep, yep. 324 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Okay, next one. 325 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:50,000 Wonder Woman had a Brazilian wax. 326 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:55,000 I guess this is kind of superhero themed today, isn't it? 327 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:59,000 Actually, was it Wonder Woman Brazilian? 328 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:03,000 The new Wonder Woman is just- 329 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:07,000 Linda Carter, I don't think was. 330 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,000 That was the original Wonder Woman in the series. 331 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 Now, you're talking about the latest Wonder Woman. 332 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000 I'm talking about the character. 333 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000 Okay. 334 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000 Oh, I don't know. 335 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000 What was she? 336 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:21,000 I'm not sure if the character originated from, like, Brazil or somewhere down there. 337 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000 You know what? 338 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000 You got me on that. 339 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:28,000 I'm not the authority on Wonder Woman, so I can totally believe that, Rob. 340 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:32,000 I just, I have no way to argue with you because I don't know enough about the character. 341 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000 Is she from Ireland or? 342 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Yeah. 343 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000 I think she was from an island. 344 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000 I think you're right, Rob. 345 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 Yeah, because she was not American. 346 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000 Yeah, she wasn't from here. 347 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000 Okay. 348 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000 All right, well. 349 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000 Anyway. 350 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000 Okay, all right. 351 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:50,000 Well, she had a Brazilian, we know she had a Brazilian wax. 352 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:57,000 Otherwise, we'd be seeing hairs flying out of those little bitty undies that she wore, 353 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000 right? 354 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000 Oh, yeah. 355 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Yeah. 356 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000 Yeah. 357 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000 Yeah, so. 358 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000 Yeah, that was pretty evident, but thanks for letting us know anyhow things to whisper 359 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 to strangers here. 360 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000 Next one. 361 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,000 Sharp, Cheddar, or Monterey Jack? 362 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:16,000 And then at that point, the guy you whispered in his ear to, he may have answered or he 363 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000 may have not. 364 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000 He might have been like, oh yeah, yeah. 365 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:24,000 Sharp, Cheddar, or they could have turned around and like ran off because you were weirdo 366 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 that said that. 367 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:34,000 I'd be staying there trying to think, okay, what am I putting it with? 368 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000 Me too. 369 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000 Yep. 370 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Yeah, it's like, okay. 371 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,000 Well, Sharp, Cheddar will go with a burger, but Monterey Jack, that would be really good 372 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 with like a club sandwich. 373 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000 Right? 374 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Yeah. 375 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000 Yeah. 376 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000 Yeah. 377 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000 And I'd be thinking, oh, yeah. 378 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000 I'd be thinking, oh, yeah. 379 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 Well, what does it go with? 380 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,500 And then by that time, the weirdo would run off and go, you know what? 381 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,500 I didn't expect this. 382 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,000 I didn't want a thousand questions. 383 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 I just wanted to fuck with you. 384 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000 You know what? 385 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000 You do whatever you want with your burger or club sandwich and leave me the fuck out 386 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 of it. 387 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000 The next one. 388 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000 Want fries or coleslaw? 389 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:13,000 In which I would turn around and go, fries, fuckhead. 390 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,000 What the hell is wrong with you? 391 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000 Yeah. 392 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Like, that's never a question. 393 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Fries or coleslaw? 394 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000 Duh. 395 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:30,000 Cabbage with fucking Miracle Whip or fucking beautiful crispy french fries. 396 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,000 French fries, of course. 397 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Next one. 398 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,000 Would you like to round up? 399 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,000 In which I'd turn around and go, would you like to give me your wallet and I'll just 400 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:45,000 go ahead and like throw your money to someplace that I don't know it goes to. 401 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:50,000 But you say it's a charity, but I don't know for sure. 402 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000 Right? 403 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000 Yeah. 404 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000 Yeah. 405 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:59,000 The round up thing, I get why they're doing it, but a lot of the charities are such in 406 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000 question. 407 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:04,500 You know, I don't have time to go through their 501C3 online to find out if they're 408 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,500 legitimate or not. 409 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:10,000 So therefore, I'm not going to round up because I'm not going to give my money to some shyster. 410 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:15,000 I mean, yeah, when you're going to have time when you're standing there at the cash 411 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000 roads. 412 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000 Exactly. 413 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,000 And I used to feel the pressure. 414 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:26,000 Granted, I donated a couple bucks a couple weeks ago, supposedly to St. Jude and assumed 415 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,000 my local dollar jail. 416 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,000 Okay, St. Jude is okay. 417 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 Now, I have the note. 418 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,000 Well, I'll open dusk or to St. Jude. 419 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,000 Okay. 420 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000 I believe that. 421 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000 Rob, I believe that probably does. 422 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:49,000 But some of these charities, like whatever I hear around up like locally here, like let's 423 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,000 see Taco Bell was doing it for a while. 424 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000 What was it? 425 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,000 Wendy? 426 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:58,000 I can't remember his Taco Bell and maybe it could have been Sonic or something. 427 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,000 But they were saying these charities I've never heard of. 428 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000 And I'm not talking about them. 429 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,000 I'm not talking about the fast food place stealing your money. 430 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:10,000 What I'm talking about is the charity not being a reputable one and you don't know where 431 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000 the money is going to. 432 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:19,000 Well, I could go like the local network for higher reading standard of the heartland or 433 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,000 something. 434 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000 It's like, well, wait a minute. 435 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,000 I don't know anything about this place. 436 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:29,000 And yeah, I know you're talking about 80 cents or anywhere, but you ding me everywhere with 437 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000 this round up shit. 438 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:34,000 And then you tell me some charity that I have no idea what it's about. 439 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:41,000 You know, I could be given to some sort of fucking terrorist organization for all I know, 440 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000 right? 441 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,000 Disguised as a charity. 442 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:48,000 You don't know because you don't have any way to look it up on the spot. 443 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,000 And I've always hated the round up thing because of that, because it puts you on the spot. 444 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:57,000 And I used to feel pressured into giving and now I'm just like, I don't know who they are, 445 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000 so no. 446 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:03,000 Now, if they give me a choice and they say, give to St. Jude, you can give to the, you 447 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:10,000 know, the scholarship fund of the Amarillo, Texas, people with one leg, you know, I'd 448 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:16,000 be like, no, I'll go ahead and have that go to St. Jude because I know St. Jude is a very 449 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000 good organization. 450 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000 So, yeah. 451 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:26,000 So anyhow, the next one, the things to whisper in a stranger's ear, paper or plastic. 452 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:31,000 Now that gets people because that freezes. 453 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,000 Yep. 454 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000 Yep. 455 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Yep. 456 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000 That freezes a lot of people up. 457 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000 Paper or plastic. 458 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:43,000 Actually, you really need to go back and forth. 459 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,000 One time paper, one time plastic. 460 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:55,000 That way you have your bathroom trash bag and then the paper you could start a fire with. 461 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,000 Oh, that's a good idea, Rob. 462 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,000 There you go. 463 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000 You know what? 464 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,000 It popped up without out of my head just now. 465 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:08,000 Maybe we need to do a tips of wisdom with Rob. 466 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:14,000 Yeah, where you just come up with some concept. 467 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Was that your one and only for a while, Rob? 468 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Well, like I said, yeah, it just popped. 469 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,000 I never know when they're going to pop out like that. 470 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000 So be expectant. 471 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:29,000 I've got one for you, Rob, that I want just you exclusively to do when we get time to 472 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,000 do some bits. 473 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,000 Okay. 474 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000 Okay. 475 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 I've got one for you and already had Chad already produced it. 476 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:39,000 So I have the bit sitting right here and I'll tell you about it a little bit later. 477 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000 Not tonight because the Chiefs game is on. 478 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:48,000 But when we have some time, I will get with you and we can banter about this new idea 479 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:53,000 that I already have the bit to because I just want you to do it yourself because you don't 480 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000 have any bits right now. 481 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000 We need something. 482 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,000 You know, I'm on all of them and I need you. 483 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:04,000 I need you on this one because this one was designed specifically for you. 484 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 So, okay. 485 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000 All righty. 486 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:11,000 The next one, thanks to whisper in a stranger's ear. 487 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,000 Was it live or was it Memorex? 488 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 Only people of this. 489 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 It was Memorex. 490 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:22,000 Only a certain amount of people of a certain age will get that. 491 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:26,000 Younger people will not get that unless they saw it online. 492 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:33,000 But it was an old commercial and Memorex cassette tapes were supposed to be so audio 493 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:38,000 dynamic that you couldn't tell the difference between it live or Memorex is what they said. 494 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:44,000 Now me, I've never noticed a difference in a Memorex or any other cassette tape myself, 495 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000 but I can't hear that good. 496 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000 I got a little tin ear going on. 497 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,000 So, you know, maybe you could. 498 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,000 Which we all bit on back then. 499 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000 I know we did. 500 00:26:54,000 --> 00:27:02,000 And now these days if you think about it, how are you going to judge? 501 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 Here's the deal. 502 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:08,000 You have to record it live and you wouldn't be able to do that. 503 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Well, and here's another thing too. 504 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:14,000 The power suggestion will make you think it sounds better anyhow. 505 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Yeah, and your own cassette. 506 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000 Yeah. 507 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000 Just like they said about CDs. 508 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000 Yeah, I remember people that did have Memorex. 509 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000 Oh yeah, this record on Memorex. 510 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000 Oh boy, listen to that. 511 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:32,000 Listen, I'm like thinking, it sounds the same as my tape, which was the cheap one. 512 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 Oh well, I'll just go along with it. 513 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000 Oh yeah, boy. 514 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000 Boy, that's great. 515 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,000 Man, dude. 516 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000 Wow. 517 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000 You got it going on. 518 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000 Oh man. 519 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,000 So next one. 520 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000 I love this one. 521 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:51,000 Is spork silverware or an alien utensil? 522 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:56,000 Alien utensil. 523 00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:00,000 That could be a very good argument. 524 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:06,000 I'm going to have to shoot with an alien utensil myself. 525 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,000 I think that... 526 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000 I can see a huge argument there. 527 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:18,000 I think the aliens that they captured were still alive and they had the spork idea long before us. 528 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:22,000 And they gave us the spork idea while they were torturing them. 529 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000 Just so we could eat? 530 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000 Just so we could eat, yes. 531 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:30,000 So thank you aliens that were tortured just to get information like the spork out of. 532 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 We appreciate you if no one else does. 533 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000 Yeah, we do. 534 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,000 Yes, we do. 535 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000 Next one. 536 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:43,000 And I know the answer to this, and you will too, Rob. 537 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:49,000 Should eye contact at a urinal be frowned upon? 538 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000 Yes. 539 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,000 Yeah. 540 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 Yep. 541 00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:03,000 Nobody wants to be pissed and then you turn around and lock eyes with someone else holding their dick. 542 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000 No. 543 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,000 Very awkward. 544 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000 No. 545 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,000 Nothing you can say. 546 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:15,000 All you can do is just be like, mmm, go, go. 547 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:22,000 Just go to a concert or an event or a sporting event or something. 548 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000 You'll know up to talk. 549 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 I'm glad they no longer have those trough urinals. 550 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 Remember those? 551 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000 Oh my god. 552 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 Oh, those were the worst. 553 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,000 Everybody had to face each other and have conversations. 554 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:43,000 Yeah, everyone's pissing, they got their dicks out, and you get splashed back from other people because they're standing two feet away from you pissing too. 555 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:47,000 And I hate it whenever someone's stream is coming near you. 556 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:51,000 It's like, oh man, dude, straighten your fucking dick out. 557 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000 Quit pissing near me, man. 558 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:58,000 That's when you start aiming yours back towards them and start firing back. 559 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000 You get into a pissing war. 560 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:05,000 I remember a long time ago, I was with some friends of mine, 561 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:09,000 Anne and Tracy and I think Scott and a couple other people, 562 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,000 and I was trashed at this place called the Grand Saloon. 563 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:17,000 And so anyhow, I was trying to piss. 564 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:22,000 The urinal was all clogged up and you couldn't piss and it was out of order. 565 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,000 So there was two stalls next to each other, right? 566 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,000 And I was sitting there trying to hold myself up while pissing, 567 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:32,000 and I'm leaning against the wall and my dick did a horrible angle, 568 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:39,000 and it actually went into the crack of the urinal and hit the other guy in the face that was sitting down taking a dump. 569 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,000 Oh my God. 570 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:44,000 And the dude goes, hey man, you hit me in the face with your piss. 571 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:50,000 And I'm like, oh fuck, oh my God. 572 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:54,000 I fucking shook off real quick, almost got my dick caught in my zipper, 573 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 ran out of there because I didn't want him to know it was me. 574 00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:01,000 I was like, man, dude, that dude might be so pissed off, he might come by and try to kick my ass. 575 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:05,000 I don't know how big he was or nothing, but there are some big guys in there playing pool. 576 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:09,000 If it was one of them, I did not want to find out the hard way it was one of them. 577 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,000 But I was sitting there trying to hold myself up, right? 578 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:17,000 And I'm just like leaning against it and I'm just like, oh look out. 579 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,000 That was one of my nights, dude. 580 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:28,000 My dick just had the right angle to where it just went right in that crack and was splashing right on him. 581 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000 I would have been furious if that was me. 582 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:37,000 I would have been out there fucking red-eyed ready to kill somebody. 583 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000 Good times, huh? Good times. 584 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:44,000 Yeah, but he probably had one, hey? He couldn't get up. 585 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000 I know. 586 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:49,000 He was probably in the middle of fucking pinching out a big stink loaf. 587 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000 That's the only reason. 588 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:57,000 Okay, whenever you go to the bathroom, whenever you take a dump in a public bathroom at a bar, 589 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,000 the only reason you do it is because there's no other option. 590 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000 Right? 591 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000 Right. 592 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,000 Yeah, you're crowding and you have to do something. 593 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000 So that guy was in there fucking just... 594 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,000 You laid plenty of toilet paper on that lid. 595 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:13,000 Yes, so that guy was in there fucking squeezing one out going, argh. 596 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:18,000 And then he started getting pissed in the face. 597 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 He was like, argh. 598 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000 My God, he was right soaked. 599 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,000 So I go up to the bar and look the other way. 600 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 Well, that guy I could see a shadow walking by. 601 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 Yeah, yeah. 602 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,000 And he didn't stop. He actually left. 603 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,000 If I went home to clean up... 604 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000 He probably had to at that point. 605 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000 Like, fuck, man. 606 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,000 He definitely wasn't taking stuff. No weapons, probably like that. 607 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 No. 608 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:48,000 He was like, dude, you're getting me in the fucking face with your piss. 609 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000 My God. 610 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 Uh, uh, uh. 611 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:58,000 So, anyhow. 612 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,000 All right, Rob, you have anything you want to get to? 613 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,000 If not, I got a little sleep study here that might be interesting. 614 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000 Yeah. 615 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000 Go ahead. 616 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000 Well, here. 617 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000 I got one of your other all-time favorites. 618 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 American songwriter? 619 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000 I have an American songwriter. 620 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000 Yay! 621 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,000 If it's not a list, it's a story. 622 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000 Fair enough. 623 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000 It's an article. 624 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 Let us have it, Rob. 625 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:26,000 Which is something that I've always wondered. I've never been. 626 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000 Okay. 627 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:34,000 A question, a long-time question gets answered in this one. 628 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,000 Okay. 629 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000 All right. 630 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:46,000 Musicians have mass nicknames in a variety of ways that are sometimes pretty self-explanatory, 631 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:50,000 and other times they are not so much. 632 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:58,000 In the case of Hank Williams Jr., those not well-versed in his story will find the nickname, 633 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:08,000 Bocephus, to be the latter. How did he come by this nickname? 634 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,000 That's a question I've always had. 635 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,000 Yes. 636 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000 Or not? 637 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,000 Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. 638 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,000 Okay. 639 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:24,000 Hank Williams Jr., the son of Hank Williams, was given the nickname by his father. 640 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:34,000 The country icon looked at his bouncy baby boy, and instead of eliciting ooze and oz, 641 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:43,000 he decided he buried an uncanny resemblance to the Vincrola's dummy, Bocephus. 642 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:51,000 It's nice to know that even famous people have to bring in better-in-person nicknames from their parents. 643 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,000 Wow, that is not what I expected. 644 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,000 I'm getting ready to go in and explain who Bocephus is. 645 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,000 Okay. 646 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:09,000 Williams Sr. would often close out radio shows by issuing a hidden message to his son, 647 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:13,000 Don't worry, Bocephus, I'm coming home. 648 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000 Oh, wow. 649 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000 Here we go. 650 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:26,000 The original Bocephus belonged to Randall Aubrey comedian Rob Brasfield. 651 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000 Wow. 652 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:41,000 Brasfield and Bocephus had a famous run on the country mega from 1947 until the comedian died in 1958. 653 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 Okay. 654 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:53,000 The spirit Bocephus lives on with Williams Jr. given he released an entire song about the nickname, 655 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,000 we bet you he does, he doesn't mind it much. 656 00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:01,000 Bocephus lives, the trullist was the dummy. 657 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000 Mm-hmm. 658 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:07,000 So that's how he got the nickname. 659 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,000 Wow. 660 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,000 Very cool. 661 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:16,000 Well, his father was singing on the Randall Aubrey. 662 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:24,000 He got attached to this guy and probably this, and he said his son looked disliked. 663 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000 Wow. 664 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,000 So actually Hank the first. 665 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,000 He got the name Bocephus. 666 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:37,000 So Hank the first kind of gave him that name because of that, wow. 667 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 I would have never guessed that in a million years. 668 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000 I didn't think that's how he got that name. 669 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,000 So wow. 670 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000 Yeah. 671 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000 That's cool to know. 672 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,000 I think stuff like that, I find stuff like that extremely interesting. 673 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000 Thank you, Rob. 674 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:57,000 Oh yeah, I mean that's something that everybody's like, okay, where do you get the name Bocephus, but nobody ever knew. 675 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000 I always wondered what it meant. 676 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:03,000 I mean I never did bother to look it up, but I always wondered what it meant. 677 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000 So wow. 678 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:08,000 Yeah, it was a trullist was dummy on the Randall Aubrey. 679 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000 Very cool. 680 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:13,000 You can check it out from 1947 to 1958. 681 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,000 All right. 682 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:20,000 Well, all right, Rob, hey, let's take us a little break and we're going to come back with some more emails. 683 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,000 That sound good? 684 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000 Hey, that sounds great. 685 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,000 Right on. 686 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,000 That sounds great. 687 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000 Okay, we'll talk to you guys in a minute. 688 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,000 This ain't the same 20 songs. 689 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000 This isn't a canned bullshit. 690 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000 This isn't a fake fucking laughter. 691 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000 This is podcasts. 692 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:40,000 This is the way radio school boys stay tuned and strap on. 693 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,000 Next up things in the world. 694 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000 Great news. 695 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:49,000 William Homes World Tour has been extended. 696 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,000 All aware of the Amber Alert, right? 697 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,000 Well, get rid of your disinfectants and rubber bedspreads. 698 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,000 Kids, it's the all new Amber Heard Alert system. 699 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:04,000 This fantastic early warning device helps one stay dry and rid of all those annoying mattress invoices. 700 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:09,000 Simply hook up to child under six or psychopath and wait for the running water sound. 701 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:16,000 This clever machine has three distinct settings, babbling, ocean waves and roaring river for those close call. 702 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,000 Order today and get a free Cinnabon Renews It Cartridge. 703 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,000 If you love vomit, we have the podcast for you. 704 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:31,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 705 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,000 It's strange insults from an alien. 706 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000 Real hilarity. 707 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:42,000 May your mother call you during every orgasm. 708 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:47,000 Oh shit, what's that over there? 709 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,000 Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes. 710 00:38:50,000 --> 00:39:00,000 It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods. 711 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:24,000 It's harder to deter gents. 712 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,000 Two douchebags in the microphone. My name is Mark. 713 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,000 And my name is Rob. 714 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:57,000 And also, by the way, everybody please order Rob Burnett's Jigsaw Puzzle. 715 00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,000 Yes, it's worth the money. 716 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:14,000 It's a high quality, high resolution picture of Rob in the rain forest in a loin cloth, screaming at the sky with his arms clenched in the air and water. 717 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:21,000 And my son did admit to me today that you got the picture from him. 718 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:26,000 Yes, and he would not tell me how he got that picture. 719 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:30,000 He didn't tell me who took it or nothing, he said, he swore to secrecy. 720 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:40,000 But he would not reveal his source of that picture and what you were doing in the rain forest in a loin cloth, screaming at the sky, clenching your fists in the air. 721 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:44,000 Well, it was one of them days, brother. 722 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:51,000 I guess so. I left him alone. I respected his privacy. I said, I got it, I got it. 723 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:57,000 So, anyhow, he seems to know the skinny on that, but he didn't want to spill the beans. 724 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000 So, you know, Rob, whatever it was. 725 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000 That's my boy. That's my boy. 726 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,000 But the whole point is, is buy his Jigsaw Puzzle. 727 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:09,000 Rob in a loin cloth is enough, but I mean the high resolution picture that they have of him. 728 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,000 It is a great picture. It is a great picture. 729 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:18,000 And you'll love, like, the final piece of the puzzle normally, where it's at. 730 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000 It's fantastic. 731 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:26,000 So, anyhow, we have some emails, Rob. 732 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,000 Awesome. I love hearing from our fans. 733 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:34,000 I'm starting to make some ground with them, so you're not going to hear emails as much. 734 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:38,000 I'm trying to get them caught up, so if you like emails, you'll still hear them. 735 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000 I understand. I totally understand. 736 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:46,000 I really blew it. I mean, I just, I didn't check on it for like a week, and I come back, I'm like, what the hell? 50 of them? 737 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:52,000 And I thought someone was playing a joke on me, but no, man, we had 50 of them, so I couldn't believe it. 738 00:41:52,000 --> 00:42:02,000 Well, just so everybody knows, Mark literally just walked in the door from work, went straight to the studio, and got on the air. 739 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:06,000 Yes, because I don't want to miss too much of the Chiefs-Packers game at Lambo. 740 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,000 Yeah, you don't want to miss the Chiefs game, and neither do I. I actually get to watch this one. 741 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:13,000 Yeah, same here. So, alright, emails. 742 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:20,000 Mark, you sound like a radio guy. Are you sure you haven't been doing spots or promos for radio stations? 743 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:27,000 I could swear you sound like a rock radio bumper I've heard many times before. Wayne in Orange County. 744 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:36,000 Now, I don't know if it's Orange County, Florida, or Orange County, California, but I've heard that periodically my whole life. 745 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:50,000 I've always thought that too, and when you first mentioned to me you had this podcast, I was like, dude, I always figured something like that out of you. 746 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:55,000 Or something out of radio, going into radio or music, you know. 747 00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:00,000 Yeah, it's interesting. I've got one of those voices, I guess, that sounds familiar. 748 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,000 Instead of you going into construction. 749 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:15,000 Yeah, well, I did take a semester of broadcasting, but that's all I did. I didn't do much else. 750 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:19,000 No, I went back to my metal job, because here's what the deal was. 751 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:26,000 You had to go be an intern for at least three or four years, even after you get out of broadcasting school. 752 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:35,000 So you spend all that time in school paying for it, and then you don't get any money coming into you for four years or something. 753 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000 I mean, I don't know, maybe two years. 754 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:43,000 But still, you're working for free or CDs, and most of it doesn't require an education anyhow. 755 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:48,000 People just get on and they start handing out coffees to the DJs. 756 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:56,000 And then finally, no DJ shows up on a New Year's Eve night, and it's like, hey, coffee boy, you think go in there and do it? 757 00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:01,000 And then people's careers were literally born like that. 758 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:10,000 And I weighed that out, or the trade school the union was offering to me, free schooling and money right off the bat. 759 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,000 And I was like, man, it was no contest. 760 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:21,000 As much as I love radio, as much as I love the broadcasting field, as much as I've always been such a fan of radio, it was like, I got to do this. 761 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:31,000 Because I can make more than a livable wage and get free schooling and insurance and dental and all that stuff. 762 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000 And I'm like, well, I got to do this. 763 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:38,000 You know, so yeah, I mean, I often wonder, did I do? Did I fuck up? 764 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,000 I know I don't think I did, because here's why. 765 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:48,000 I know people that are no longer in radio because, quite frankly, there's nothing going on. 766 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:53,000 They've got so many of them voice tracked by people that don't even live here. 767 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:59,000 The program directors are like one program director every 40 stations, or used to be one per station. 768 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,000 And they've just like, they've run all the talent out of that field. 769 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,000 And it's just, it's a shitty place to work anymore. 770 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,000 So, you know, and the money isn't there anymore. 771 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,000 So maybe I, you know what, who knows? 772 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,000 So, anyhow, I've heard that all my life. 773 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,000 Let's see, Wayne in Orange County. 774 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:22,000 I've been compared to two guys generally. 775 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,000 And I'm not going to say it, because it's going to sound like I'm patting myself on the back. 776 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:31,000 But there's two really good people that have done very well that people say I sound like. 777 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:36,000 So, anyhow, both of them are a compliment, and both of them are very successful. 778 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:41,000 And both of them have been in the Kansas City area, at least, or now, or something. 779 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:46,000 So, anyhow, thank you, I guess. 780 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,000 Yeah, thank you. That's a compliment. 781 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,000 Yeah, I've heard that. 782 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,000 Okay, next one. Tracy here from Omaha. 783 00:45:55,000 --> 00:46:00,000 Could you please give me the travel agent's name and how to find her or him? 784 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:05,000 I'm not sure what podcast it's on. Thank you in advance. 785 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:10,000 Tracy from Omaha. Her name is Wendy Whitbeck. 786 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:14,000 Travel Masters. Best way to find her is on Facebook. 787 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,000 She is amazing. She just helped a friend of mine. 788 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:22,000 You know Brian, she just helped him with a cruise and some other legal stuff she's helping him with. 789 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:26,000 So, Wendy Whitbeck is the best in her field. 790 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:31,000 You need to go on vacation. It does not cost you a dime. 791 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:35,000 It comes out of the corporations and not yours. 792 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:40,000 So, call her. Go hit her up on Facebook. Give her a call. 793 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,000 Use her. She is the best I've ever met. 794 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:47,000 And I know a lot about vacations because I've been on a lot of them. 795 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:53,000 So, anyhow, her name is Wendy Whitbeck, Travel Masters, and she listens to the show. 796 00:46:53,000 --> 00:47:01,000 So, next one. Why is it that I don't ever hear Rob on the skits you do in the show breaks? 797 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:05,000 Does he not like to do them? My name was given on this one. 798 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:10,000 And like I said, I don't even know which ones they are, but it's interesting that this came up 799 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:14,000 because we just got done talking about that. About how we're going to be doing on skits. 800 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:18,000 And we did. We actually were talking about it on the last one, too. 801 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000 Oh, maybe that's where it came from. I don't know. 802 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,000 Because I am starting to get a little bit more current on the emails. 803 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:27,000 So, actually, I'm pretty much caught up except for three of them. 804 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:34,000 So, yeah, they probably heard it on the last podcast and broke off an email, you know, wondering about that. 805 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:39,000 Okay. Anyhow, yeah, we're going to get Rob involved. It's just the dynamics of the show. 806 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,000 He's two and a half hours away. We have to do it via Bluetooth. 807 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,000 And that's why we're not doing it from the city market. 808 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,000 But we are going to start doing it from the city market. 809 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:52,000 And I can do it down there by myself with a Bluetooth and Rob. 810 00:47:52,000 --> 00:48:00,000 And just, you know, but I need to do it during a weekend when there's actually people there this time of year. 811 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,000 During the winter, during the weekdays, there's nobody there. 812 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:07,000 I mean, it's cold out. Nobody wants to really go down to the market and look at whatever. 813 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:13,000 So, when the weather starts allowing it, I definitely plan on starting to be down there. 814 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:17,000 And then when Rob comes up, whenever he comes up to visit, he will be down there with me. 815 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:24,000 I plan to start doing it again. I know Hope from the former Daily Kitchen, which is now shut down because she retired. 816 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,000 She was asking me, when are you guys going to come down? 817 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:31,000 When are you going to do the podcast again? And I'm like, you know, as soon as I get a chance, I will. 818 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000 So hopefully, Hope will listen to this. 819 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,000 And anyhow, thank you, Hope, for all your support. 820 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:42,000 You always supported us whenever we were down there. We appreciate it. 821 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:49,000 Okay, next. Hey, can you ask Jeffy in Montrose if he could look for a 72 Coupe De Ville bumper for me? 822 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:53,000 Little William. Little William Tidewad. 823 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000 Tidewad is a town in Missouri. 824 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:07,000 It's on the way to Trinam Reservoir on 7th Highway. 825 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:14,000 Okay, hey, Jeffy. What was the last name that he gave? 826 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,000 Oh, Buffalo Bill. 827 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:28,000 Buffalo Bill, yeah. Jeffy or Buffalo Bill or whoever it is in Montrose, can you please look for a 72 Coupe De Ville bumper for Little William Tidewad? 828 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,000 I'm sure he would greatly appreciate it. 829 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:35,000 He doesn't have that far to travel to get it. I mean, he could be there within like two hours. 830 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:39,000 Probably in about an hour. He could be there within an hour to get the bumper. 831 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000 Oh, yeah, about an hour. About an hour. 832 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:45,000 Yeah, come on, man. Go out there. Go to that junkyard 10 feet away from you. 833 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:49,000 Go looking around and find a Coupe De Ville bumper, will you please? 834 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,000 This Montrose thing has taken up a new life. 835 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,000 Like I said, I didn't... 836 00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:00,000 We're starting our own Facebook marketplace. 837 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:06,000 Yeah, I wonder if it's the same guy that done this one or if it's a different one. 838 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:12,000 I'll have to look at the emails. Like I said, I printed these without looking at them. 839 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:18,000 So I'll look at it. I'll let you know next podcast whether it's the same guy. Screw him with us. 840 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:22,000 So anyhow, thank you, whoever Little William Tidewad. 841 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,000 Yes, thank you. 842 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,000 Awesome. 843 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:29,000 Hey, I'm about the same distance the opposite direction. 844 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:33,000 There you go. So Rob said he'll come over and he will help you haul... 845 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,000 Check. Yeah, yeah. 846 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000 He'll help you haul that Coupe De Ville. 847 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:44,000 He said for the right amount of money and prostitutes, he will help you haul that Coupe De Ville bumper. 848 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,000 Right, Rob? 849 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000 Yeah. 850 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,000 Yep. 851 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000 All right. You know how to get a hold of Rob. 852 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,000 But you're paying for the prostitutes, not me. 853 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,000 That's what I was saying. 854 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,000 Rob will be glad to help, but you got to feed Papa. 855 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,000 You feed Papa, it's all good. You don't feed Papa, no deal. 856 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,000 So, all right. 857 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,000 I noticed you dropped Mr. Creepy. I personally loved him. 858 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,000 Just saying. Rod in KC slash Overland Park. 859 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,000 So it's a guy in Overland Park in the KC area. 860 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:21,000 Overland Park is a city in Kansas, not too far away from me actually. 861 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,000 Okay. 862 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000 Can I answer this one? 863 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,000 Yes. 864 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000 Can I tell everybody what happened? 865 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,000 Yes. 866 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,000 Okay. 867 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:38,000 Well, we were getting ready to record. 868 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:44,000 Actually, we were recording one night and Mr. Creepy broke into Mark's house. 869 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,000 And Val came, followed him down. 870 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:52,000 Yeah, it got nasty. Val beat the hell out of him. 871 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,000 He got a restraining order on him. 872 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,000 Yeah, there's a restraining order. 873 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,000 It's a nasty deal. 874 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000 When he gets done with his community time. 875 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,000 We had to scrap the whole show. 876 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,000 Yeah. When he gets done with his community time. 877 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000 The only show we have ever scrapped. 878 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,000 Yes. 879 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:15,000 And on a personal note, I did not feel that Mr. Creepy was a good enough character for this show. 880 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,000 I could never get him right. 881 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,000 I made him off of Bruce from Family Guy. 882 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000 The guy that used to go, Oh no. 883 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000 Yes. Yes. 884 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:28,000 And I just can't do it right whenever I'm reading a script. 885 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,000 So I scrapped him. 886 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,000 And I don't think he's going to come back unless I can do it right. 887 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:36,000 Because I just don't believe it sounds good enough. 888 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,000 I got kind of a weird draw. 889 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000 I just don't like it personally. 890 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:43,000 If I don't like something personally, it doesn't sound good to me. 891 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,000 And I don't care how funny it is. 892 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,000 I just don't like it. 893 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000 So I'm not comfortable doing him. 894 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,000 So he's probably not going to be back. 895 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,000 I'm sorry. 896 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,000 So. 897 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,000 All righty. 898 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:56,000 Oh, hey, here's an interesting one, Rob. 899 00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:00,000 Hey, I can make shit up off of that. 900 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,000 I told you. 901 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,000 I love that. 902 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,000 That was a great excuse. 903 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,000 Actually, I could have went with that, but I just wanted to know. 904 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:10,000 I just wanted Rod and Casey Overland Park because he's written before. 905 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:13,000 I wanted to know why I'm not doing Mr. Creepy. 906 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:16,000 But above all, I wanted to thank him for listening that long. 907 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:19,000 Mr. Creepy hasn't been around in quite a few. 908 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,000 Oh, my God. 909 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,000 Yeah. 910 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,000 Yeah. 911 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,000 Yeah. 912 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:27,000 We've you and I have only had him like once or twice. 913 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,000 Yeah. 914 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,000 It was in the early. 915 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000 It was when I first came on. 916 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,000 Yeah. 917 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,000 And it was cameos. 918 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,000 It wasn't actually a whole segment. 919 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:40,000 Mr. Creepy has kind of been replaced with their douchebags. 920 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,000 Yeah. 921 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,000 Yeah. 922 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:46,000 So I mean, you just don't have to have me doing the word voice. 923 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,000 That's all. 924 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,000 I mean, it's pretty much the same thing. 925 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:52,000 So anyhow, we took away one, but we gave you another. 926 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000 And thank you, Rod. 927 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,000 I know. 928 00:53:55,000 --> 00:54:02,000 I could see where Mr. Creepy would be easier to do down to River City Market than in the home. 929 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,000 It was. 930 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,000 It was. 931 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,000 Yeah. 932 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,000 And also got people's interest. 933 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:12,000 People said, look at it. 934 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:15,000 You're like, what the hell is going on over there? 935 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,000 OK. 936 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,000 OK. 937 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,000 Next one. 938 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,000 Mark, who is your favorite band? 939 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,000 Rob, same question. 940 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,000 I'm just curious. 941 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000 Roxy and Belgium. 942 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,000 We got a Belgium email, dude. 943 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,000 All the people listening. 944 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,000 Yeah. 945 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,000 OK. 946 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:35,000 We know who it is. 947 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,000 Yeah. 948 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000 And Tim Brussels. 949 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,000 Yep. 950 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,000 Wow. 951 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,000 OK. 952 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,000 Well, that's one of them. 953 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,000 There's quite a few people downloading. 954 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,000 Oh, is there a few? 955 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:50,000 Well, if you go there and look at the dots, there's like six or seven different dots. 956 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,000 Yeah. 957 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,000 And each dot indicates so many people downloading. 958 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000 So OK. 959 00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:03,000 My favorite band, and then Rob can answer his, is Ozzy slash Sabbath slash Dale with 960 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:10,000 Sabbath, all a three-way tie, if you will. 961 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000 Wow. 962 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000 Wow. 963 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,000 And also, Dio Solo too. 964 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,000 So it's a four-way tie, if you will. 965 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:23,000 But it all is connected to Sabbath, the two versions that I love so much. 966 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:27,000 And if you want a close second, Deep Purple is a close second. 967 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:31,000 And that's how come all the bumpers are Sabbath and Deep Purple. 968 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,000 OK, go ahead. 969 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,000 OK. 970 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,000 I agree with everything you just said. 971 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:42,000 The Sabbath, the Ozzy, the Dio, the Deep Purple. 972 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:46,000 And you also got to include Rainbow. 973 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:52,000 But I have an all-time favorite because of one song. 974 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,000 OK. 975 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,000 What is it? 976 00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:00,000 My favorite band is the original Leonard Stitt. 977 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000 Nothing wrong with that. 978 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,000 Cool. 979 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:06,000 Because of this song, Simple Man. 980 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000 That is a good song. 981 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:12,000 Now, my kids are to play that song in my funeral. 982 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000 They already know it. 983 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000 Very cool. 984 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:19,000 You feel pretty passionate about that. 985 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,000 Oh yeah. 986 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:25,000 I've got something getting ready to go up in the studio. 987 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,000 Cool. 988 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,000 Leonard Stitt-wise. 989 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:33,000 All right, the final one is, hey, douches, I just caught a shitload of glowing carp from Montrose Power Plant. 990 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,000 Come on over for a fish fry. 991 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:40,000 I'm only 10 feet away from the other resident. 992 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:48,000 Sir Jeffy Reginaldo of Henry County Volunteer Fire District Number 4. 993 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000 I salute you, brother. 994 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:53,000 I used to be a volunteer firefighter. 995 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,000 I don't know if I believe him or not. 996 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:58,000 I'm up in Union Star, Missouri. 997 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000 Union Star, yep. 998 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000 A little dot on the nothing. 999 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,000 Wow. 1000 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,000 Anyhow, all right. 1001 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:10,000 I'm about 17 miles northeast of St. Joe. 1002 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:14,000 Yeah, up there kind of near Iowa. 1003 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:19,000 That was back when I was also doing all the work on all these. 1004 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,000 Okay. 1005 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000 And DJ. 1006 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,000 Wow. 1007 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,000 All right, we're closing this podcast out. 1008 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:26,000 Thank you guys for listening. 1009 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,000 Have a fantastic evening. 1010 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,000 Bye. 1011 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,000 Good night. 1012 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:44,000 Hey, where did everybody go? 1013 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000 Where are the douchebags? 1014 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,000 Oh my God. 1015 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,000 Someone took a dump in the corner. 1016 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,000 Oh, geez. 1017 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,000 Glad they're gone. 1018 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,000 Let's just hope they don't come back. 1019 00:57:53,000 --> 00:58:21,000 Man, that smells.