1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,760 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River 2 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:12,320 It's two douchebags and a microphone podcast 3 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:19,420 And now deep thoughts with Mark 4 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:26,120 So, let me see 5 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:29,260 Let's say I was offended by people being offended 6 00:00:29,260 --> 00:00:37,020 Then would people being offended all the time would have to not be offended around me because I was offended by them being offended 7 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:41,420 Hmm I may never know 8 00:00:50,820 --> 00:00:56,100 Two douchebags and a microphone worth every penny. That's why it's free 9 00:00:56,100 --> 00:01:03,300 This ain't the same 20 songs. This isn't a canned bullshit. This isn't a fake fucking laughter 10 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:08,300 This is podcast and this is the way radio school boys. Stay tuned and strap on 11 00:01:18,060 --> 00:01:20,500 Two douchebags and a microphone says 12 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:25,580 You ever dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake up with a spoon in your ass? 13 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:33,780 Just ask him. Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien 14 00:01:34,140 --> 00:01:36,140 real hilarity 15 00:01:36,140 --> 00:01:42,140 You are dressed like an assistant debate coach at an Ohio State middle school 16 00:01:43,140 --> 00:01:48,900 Now from the makers of the Who-Mit-My-Asshole Board Game comes the Rob Rad Jigsaw Fuzzle 17 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,900 That's right. Put Rob back together 18 00:01:51,540 --> 00:01:57,860 This brilliant glossy photo of Rob wearing a loincloth in a rain forest is the perfect stocking stuffer 19 00:01:58,860 --> 00:02:00,860 Order now and get a free butt plug keychain 20 00:02:13,980 --> 00:02:17,700 Hello everybody, this is two douchebags and microphone. I am Mark 21 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:19,700 And I am Rob. All right 22 00:02:20,220 --> 00:02:21,500 well 23 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:29,260 On this episode, I'm not sure what all we're gonna get to but we have invisible ass paddling because the genies granted us special 24 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:36,660 our special request because there's so many people doing stupid shit that needs ass paddling that we can do it more than once a month now 25 00:02:36,660 --> 00:02:42,980 So we might get to that or we may not. We have a deer douchebags. We have emails 26 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:46,940 We have a bunch of stories like this story. I'm getting ready to go into a 27 00:02:47,860 --> 00:02:51,940 Woman was found guilty of throwing her order at an employee of Gepotle 28 00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:56,860 Because the the order arrived too slow according to the assailant 29 00:02:57,540 --> 00:03:00,100 so the lady is in a Gepotle right and 30 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:04,140 And her order was a little too slow or maybe very slow 31 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:07,500 I don't know how slow exactly it was. They didn't give a time 32 00:03:07,780 --> 00:03:10,540 But she got pissed off and she took her whole tray 33 00:03:10,540 --> 00:03:13,860 And threw it at the woman that served her her food 34 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:19,380 Yeah, yeah, I mean pretty good little outburst there, right 35 00:03:20,820 --> 00:03:21,820 So 36 00:03:21,820 --> 00:03:27,540 You know now she has time to think about what she's done by working at a Gepotle herself 37 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:31,540 After her 90 days in the slammer 38 00:03:31,540 --> 00:03:37,820 She gets to work off the other six months by doing the same job that she was so outraged 39 00:03:37,820 --> 00:03:41,460 by enough to throw her a whole tray at an employee 40 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:47,940 So the judge said 90 days in the slammer and six months 41 00:03:47,940 --> 00:03:51,180 You're working at Gepotle that you threw the food at the woman 42 00:03:52,540 --> 00:03:57,300 In that great, okay. I for one totally agree with that. I say bravo 43 00:03:58,700 --> 00:04:02,620 And you know what I say good judge good judge really good judge there 44 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:05,740 You know what I say people go in there and they say 45 00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:10,020 What I say people go in there and fuck with her if you hear this podcast 46 00:04:10,420 --> 00:04:14,220 Go in there and be as mean as you can call her a stupid whore 47 00:04:14,940 --> 00:04:19,020 Make fun of her look at she's not much to look at make fun of her face 48 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:23,500 Now I mean just give her hell anyone that would do that deserves all the shit 49 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:24,700 She gets in my opinion 50 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:30,540 It was I saw the footage and she took her whole tray and just fucking launched it at that poor woman 51 00:04:30,540 --> 00:04:34,380 That was serving the food now. It's her time to get some shit. So 52 00:04:34,380 --> 00:04:39,860 Normally I would say not be that mean to someone but someone that would do that. I don't really care, you know 53 00:04:40,940 --> 00:04:44,860 Now if a store was close enough, I go in there and fuck with her myself 54 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:48,860 All I got to say from this point on out is good luck dumbass 55 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:51,260 so 56 00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:54,380 anyhow, I'm sure people are going to recognize her or 57 00:04:55,060 --> 00:04:59,680 You know if that's a Gepotle that they go too often they're gonna be like, oh, yeah 58 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:04,500 Yeah, I remember this this is a chick that just got out of slammer for throwing her food at that one chick 59 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:06,500 Hmm, I guess I'll screw with her 60 00:05:09,660 --> 00:05:12,620 So I think that was a pretty good little deal there 61 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:14,860 Yeah 62 00:05:14,860 --> 00:05:19,720 anyhow, we have a little a new segment, right 63 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:28,440 The flick in the nuts the nipple yank and the ass cheek bite and this is playful 64 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:33,880 I'm ready for you. This is not mean this is playful. This is playful 65 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:41,240 Not trying to hurt somebody a playful nipple yank not trying to hurt somebody and a playful ass cheek bite 66 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,840 So Rob, I will let you get to 67 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:49,840 Your three first and if you want to you can explain why or just go just because 68 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:54,840 So 69 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:56,840 Yeah, all right, okay 70 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,840 Okay, my nipple yank 71 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:02,840 Okay 72 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,840 Goes to Jason Mimosa 73 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:08,840 Do you have any solid reason? 74 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:10,840 Reason being 75 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:12,840 Just to see if I can outrun it 76 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:15,840 Good luck with that one. I hope you can I 77 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:21,840 Hope I can do you never know. He might come up and go dude. That was real ballsy. I love you, man 78 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,840 He might 79 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,840 Okay, that was a good one 80 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:32,840 ass cheek bite 81 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:36,840 Cardi B 82 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:38,840 Because it's there 83 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:46,840 And I've been single way too long I don't blame you there buddy. Oh, I just like to be in the premise that would be great 84 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,840 awesome cool 85 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,840 Next 86 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:55,840 And for my net flake 87 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:01,840 Goes to my old friend mark for old times sake ah 88 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,840 Okay, we'll all have to give you one back at a later date 89 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,840 But you won't know when 90 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:10,840 So 91 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:15,840 You did damn it, okay, all right, I can't argue with that that's perfect dude. I love that 92 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,840 Okay 93 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,840 My flick in the nuts is first 94 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:24,840 It goes to none other than Ken Jennings 95 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,840 You know who Ken Jennings yeah 96 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,840 And the reason is cuz he's such a nerd 97 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:36,840 I'd like to see his reaction if you just walk up and just give him a little flick on the nuts. He probably I 98 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:42,840 Don't understand why you did that. I'm just standing. I don't think he's feeling he may not 99 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:45,840 He may not even have nuts. I don't know 100 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,840 Hey, hey, hey, hey, he might not even know 101 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:54,840 I think he's a feeling of pain. I think he's a eunuch. He just has nothing. He's a bolt smoothie. He's a Ken doll 102 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:58,840 Just nothing. He's a robot. I think he is too. I think he's a 103 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:06,840 Either was sent down here to yeah, I do too. Yeah, I don't think he's a real person or he's part of the Illuminati 104 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:09,840 He's part of the Illuminati Ken Jennings is 105 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:15,840 Don't you think I'm thinking more AI? Oh, okay. Okay AI 106 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:21,840 Okay, the nipple yank goes under the hose to none other than Mitch McConnell 107 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:25,840 Oh 108 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,840 Oh 109 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:36,340 When he's having one when he's having one of those fucking weird fucking meltdowns that he has where he doesn't know where he's at 110 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:39,840 Run up there go 111 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:42,840 That takes him out of it 112 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:52,840 I got one for you next time. Okay, and the ass cheek bite goes to Ruben stuttered 113 00:08:56,840 --> 00:09:00,840 Just because I think he'd be like dude, that's fucking funny 114 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:06,840 Then I tell him hey, we're part of a douchebags and microphone 115 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:11,840 And this is just a little thing that we got going on nothing personal you understand. He'd probably like yeah, that's cool 116 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:18,840 Hey, hell, yeah, man. I get it. Yeah, wanna you want a bite of the juicy? That's right, man. Go ahead fucking munch away, buddy 117 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:20,840 so 118 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:21,840 anyhow 119 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:23,840 awesome 120 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:29,840 Hey, I got a quick update for you on our Facebook page. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, please do 121 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:37,840 It's been up and running how long a week a week. I'm a week just a week if that 122 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:42,840 Yeah, I think I got started Saturday, but nobody and I invited my friends 123 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:50,840 Immediately, but then nobody else knew about it till they heard it from our podcast 124 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:57,840 Okay, well in that short time we are up to a hundred and four visits 125 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:02,840 I believe it judging by how our numbers have just went through the roof, dude, dude 126 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,840 I believe it dude. I 127 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:07,840 Think that was a big help 128 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:12,840 Oh and coincidentally, we're talking about Iowa being like one of our biggest markets now 129 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:19,840 And how it just come out of nowhere. I have an email from Iowa that explains it and I'd love to see oh right on 130 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,840 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, very cool 131 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:26,840 Wow, that's excellent Rob. I man I I 132 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,840 Like I said, I'm a big fan of Iowa 133 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,840 man, I I 134 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,840 like I said before I 135 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:38,840 Didn't expect anything like this. I really did not we're just having fun with this 136 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:44,840 I didn't expect to be in the top 600. I didn't expect to have all this recognition and and 137 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:52,720 And a lot of people, you know reaching out and everybody telling us how good that you know that how? 138 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:57,720 How they enjoy the show how it makes them feel good how they enjoy humor. I mean 139 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:00,440 It's we're just starting. I know 140 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:07,720 Wait, oh I put the new promo so every anytime I tell anybody about this show. I 141 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,440 Tell them what we're about 142 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:17,720 Yes, you know, I tell them we we want to make you laugh. We don't want you think about what's going on in the world 143 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:21,240 We want you to laugh. Do you notice a good time? Do you notice how people? 144 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:27,080 Everybody appreciates that exactly. There's enough bad in the world 145 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:33,480 Everybody knows everybody knows what's political side there. Yeah, everybody knows what the other side's doing 146 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:39,640 Everybody knows what they like and don't like everybody has their own version of how everything should be they already know this 147 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:45,680 Nobody's changing anybody's mind at this point. So leave it alone. I want everybody 148 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:50,680 I'd rather sit here and tell you how I'd rather flick Mark in the nuts 149 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:56,920 Mark in the nuts, you know a friend of mine at work. He asked me about this show the other day and 150 00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:00,120 I told him Nia. I hope you are listening 151 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,440 I told him that it's dick jokes and 152 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,840 fart jokes and 153 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,280 Yeah, that went that went over. Yeah. Yeah 154 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:16,780 And I said that's the best way to describe it and it is this dick and fart jokes and that's what we do 155 00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:22,800 And we do it very well. We feel why don't I put the new promos in this show or maybe the show before 156 00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:25,260 You heard a couple of them. Oh 157 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:30,680 Dude I'm liking it. Yeah, you played for me last night off there 158 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:35,320 There's actually eight new ones. I didn't get a chance to play play all of them for you 159 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:41,600 There's eight new ones that I had a Chad the voice guy do and like I told him we had several emails 160 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,780 Everybody loves Chad. Yeah, Chad is still 161 00:12:44,780 --> 00:12:46,780 Chad I haven't even met him yet 162 00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:48,780 Thank you Chad 163 00:12:48,780 --> 00:12:56,460 Yeah, okay Chad is our voice guy as long as he's willing to do it 164 00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:58,460 He is going to be our voice guy 165 00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:04,260 He's like the KY 102 guy or or the 989 the rock guy, you know 166 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:11,140 They have their distinct voice guy. He's our voice guy, but I am using other voices just to switch things up 167 00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:17,100 Because it just makes a better show, you know, like the I felt like the intro should be a different voice 168 00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:22,180 Strange insults for an alien. I put a woman's voice on 169 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:29,460 A couple other little snippets. I put some women female voices on I have another males voice 170 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:34,460 There are some very old ones that I've done with the old guy Jim and 171 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:37,340 anyhow, Jim started doing this 172 00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:40,780 thing where he charged like double for like 173 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:46,500 To put his stuff on a podcast. I was like, you know what that guy's good, but Chad's better and he doesn't do that 174 00:13:46,980 --> 00:13:52,140 You know, you have to pay a little extra for full broadcast rights, but I expect that 175 00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:57,220 but the old guy Jim he just started to like flaking out and like 176 00:13:58,540 --> 00:14:01,580 Demanded to know what what it was going on and all that I'm like, okay 177 00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:03,580 If you're that big time, then just go to a radio station 178 00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:10,500 So anyhow, but anyhow Chad's our guy. He's gonna continue to be our guy and I know that people love him and we love him, too 179 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:13,980 He's not going anywhere. I've got eight new promos and 180 00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:19,100 Bits with him on it. It's it. He's our voice guy. So 181 00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:20,860 Okay 182 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:24,380 And also we have some promos coming up with my voice 183 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,100 Yes, we've got to 184 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:31,300 We got to sit down we work on but yeah, we're gonna do it 185 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:34,020 What we need is probably a couple of hours 186 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:35,700 because 187 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:40,340 You just let me know when I will Rob and it'll be like probably 188 00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:44,460 Before or after a podcast that we do when we have a little extra time you go 189 00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:48,820 Hey, Mark, I got 40 extra minutes and we're just gonna do them incrementally because of the 190 00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:54,660 Okay. Okay, that'll work the dynamics of how the show is working right now in case anyone doesn't know 191 00:14:54,900 --> 00:15:00,660 Rob is in Lake of the Ozarks and he calls in and I put him on Bluetooth and I'm here in the studio 192 00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:04,100 I'm here in the talk is cheap studio Rob is there in 193 00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:12,740 Camden in Missouri in the duck blind studio and the reason that is which is literally two and a half hours apart 194 00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:15,860 Yes, so that's a dynamic of the show 195 00:15:15,860 --> 00:15:21,300 So any bits that we do or any promos or skits that we do is got to be put together 196 00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:28,100 Incrementally, so anyhow, that's how we're gonna do it. And that's how we have to do it. There's no other way to do it. So 197 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:31,140 Any hey, we're doing what we have to do 198 00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:36,940 Everybody happy and still putting out a quality program. So trying to 199 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:41,680 Yep. Okay. Well, I have some emails like I said 200 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,500 Okay, we're gonna get to them right now 201 00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:52,660 Okay, this just starts off like this you two are on to something at first I was mad when 202 00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:57,180 Christopher wasn't doing shows. I was not a fan of Rob Rads 203 00:15:57,180 --> 00:16:04,820 I'm happy to say I now love Rob. I still miss Christopher, but the show is still great Ron and Harrisonville 204 00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:11,820 I've I've fielded quite a few ones like that at first. I didn't like you just because you were different, right? 205 00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:13,820 They were used to a certain brand, right? 206 00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:17,360 Right, right. I know I told I honestly 207 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:24,060 Put me get go. I have expected this. Yes me too, but I didn't expect people 208 00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:29,460 I jump over so quick everybody that comes in second has to deal with 209 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:35,100 Yes, but your acceptance is really grown in our numbers and how what people are saying 210 00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:41,900 Well, thank you Ron and Ron I have family in Harrisonville 211 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:45,340 I have a son who lives in Harrisonville Ron 212 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:50,360 If you know any of Rob's family if you know him or something, let us know send us back an email man 213 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:55,660 We'll get you on the show. So do you know anyone named Ron and Harrisonville or do you just simply not remember? 214 00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:57,660 It's been so well 215 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,020 Okay, well anyhow 216 00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:08,940 Well, I told you our family farm was out off double D off to highway I used to love the highway 217 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:17,780 Yeah, yeah, that's just south little ways over near the Amarillo right 218 00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:23,500 Yeah, yeah, we were we're right before you got the Amarillo. Geez. We were like two and a half miles down 219 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,900 That's great gravel road drinking 220 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:28,900 country right there 221 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:33,700 Oh god, that's where I grew up driving dude. I was like 10 12 years old 222 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:41,700 Me and grandpa on his truck. I'm driving. Oh was it a four on the column? 223 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:45,700 No, no it was automatic 224 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:48,980 I was just wondering cuz I learned a four on the column to drive on 225 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,900 That was it. Yeah 226 00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:59,940 Oh gosh, oh four on a column was a disaster especially for a 16 year old. Oh, but 227 00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:08,180 Most people are going for on a column what the fuck is that? 228 00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:11,460 It's a it's a manual 229 00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:17,940 Gears what it is all it is is a manual transmission and you have to shift it into gears yourself while you hit a clutch 230 00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:23,380 On the brake you have an extra pedal on the floor, but you know what okay? I'm just gonna go on 231 00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:29,460 Anyhow great drinking country out there those gravel roads were perfect for drinking and all the 232 00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:36,460 And even cast county cops back then they would just catch us and they who sober 233 00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:38,980 So and so is can he drive? Yeah 234 00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:43,380 Okay, put him behind the wheel and you guys go the fuck home 235 00:18:43,940 --> 00:18:49,860 Okay, we're going and then if they drank they kept the beer and if they didn't drink 236 00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:52,580 You watch him pour it out 237 00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:55,620 So yeah, I grew up in Belton 238 00:18:56,260 --> 00:19:03,380 Same thing in Belton and my grandparents farm was outside of this bill. I grew up in Belton back when Richard's goodbye 239 00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:06,420 Was open. Oh, yeah the airbase. Yeah 240 00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:12,260 Yeah, yeah, yeah the blue angels flew over our house every year. Yeah, I remember watching the air show 241 00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:18,340 I was in Cleveland, Missouri watching them actually and the blue angels part of their fight flight pattern 242 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:22,660 Came from over near Harrisonville circled round came around Cleveland and went back up north 243 00:19:23,780 --> 00:19:25,780 Somewhere near on the other side of state line 244 00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:31,780 Okay, the next one I just heard how you guys blew up overnight in Des Moines 245 00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:33,780 I live here and I can tell you why 246 00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:38,660 There is absolutely no entertaining radio here. Please keep them coming 247 00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:45,140 Mark in Iowa parentheses West Des Moines West Des Moines is a nice area of Iowa. Thank you, Mark 248 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:48,820 Yeah, thank you, Mark. Yeah, thank you for the email 249 00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:53,780 Anyhow Des Moines. Thank you. Thank you. We appreciate that 250 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,900 I'll take your word on the radio 251 00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:59,700 By the way, Mark 252 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:05,300 Up in Iowa, let us know about these truckers missing if you know anything about them 253 00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:09,860 Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He just sent this a couple of days ago 254 00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:12,980 I don't know if he may not have heard the podcast yet. I don't know 255 00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:18,740 Okay. Well Mark, if you know anything about this send us an email so 256 00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:24,020 Okay, then the next one again, you guys suck. Please quit 257 00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:27,620 Me and the USA. They're not gonna get me 258 00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:30,740 Please quit me and the USA. This is the same guy 259 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:35,380 And once again, it's easier for you not to listen to us 260 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:38,980 Right 261 00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:40,260 Okay 262 00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:41,220 Okay 263 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:47,540 Okay, we suck. We we suck we get it. Can we move on we get it? Yeah, fuck you 264 00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:53,860 You don't want to listen to us. Don't listen to us. Yeah, we get it. We suck. Thank you. Okay, let's move on 265 00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:56,500 That's that that's that's what we want to do 266 00:20:56,500 --> 00:21:01,540 Yeah, thank you. Yeah, we take that as a compliment. Yeah. Thank you. I'm glad we suck 267 00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:06,740 Now now go back to being miserable and he signed it me and the USA 268 00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:09,140 Listen me 269 00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:16,580 I don't give a fuck what your name is sign your name. Who cares? What are you afraid? Oh, uh billy there's little girls 270 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:19,300 what I 271 00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:21,380 Anyhow, um 272 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:27,460 Just signing me in the USA is such a pussy move. I don't have to say anything more about it. I mean 273 00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:32,980 You know anyone that would just me and the USA that means you're hiding something. What are you hiding? 274 00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:34,900 I mean really 275 00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:39,940 Uh, do I know you honestly you and I both know that's a lot of people. Yes it is 276 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,220 So we see the demographics again 277 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:50,260 Again, like I said, he could be from brussels belgium and we couldn't figure out who he was. Yeah, we have 278 00:21:50,260 --> 00:21:56,340 Quite a few listeners over there. Yeah, I know that exploded too, which is so weird, dude 279 00:21:56,980 --> 00:22:02,100 Yeah, that blows my mind. Yeah me too. So again me and the USA 280 00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:04,900 Don't listen to us 281 00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:11,220 I mean, it's easier for you not to listen to us. We're gonna kill we're gonna still be making crappy podcasts 282 00:22:11,780 --> 00:22:13,780 So ignore us 283 00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:16,260 Go go listen to whoever you like 284 00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:19,300 Shane bow and bill bob or whoever 285 00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:23,060 Shane bow and bill bob in the morning go get him listen to him 286 00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:27,300 Yep. Yep. Listen to your nut hut fucking cookie cutter stuff 287 00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:33,780 It's fine if that's what you like or or maybe you like rocket and teresa on mix 93 in the morning 288 00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:41,460 Maybe that's more your flavor a bunch of ha ha ha. Oh teresa. Oh gosh. You're such a card. Oh stop stop 289 00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:44,100 anyhow 290 00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:51,300 The new segments are solid the deep thoughts make me laugh hard, especially the trash man one 291 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:56,340 I would agree the first one I ever did the trash. Yeah, that is the best one 292 00:22:57,220 --> 00:23:00,180 Because I love it. Yeah, who who doesn't? 293 00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:07,700 Want to like be a trash man for even a week and you find out like the people you're supposed to come to on friday 294 00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:11,220 You go to on monday and in the morning they're trained to hear that 295 00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:12,980 Uh 296 00:23:12,980 --> 00:23:16,420 And all of a sudden like oh shit, you don't have time to think wait a minute 297 00:23:16,420 --> 00:23:17,460 It's the wrong day 298 00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:22,980 So first thing you do is you're running out there in your underwear with two bags of trash before you realize it's not your day 299 00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:26,580 It's genius 300 00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:30,340 Didn't one night me you brian and davy 301 00:23:32,740 --> 00:23:39,380 Cleveland and think about that. Okay, didn't we come up with that? I thought you were gonna go somewhere else with that 302 00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:41,380 Uh, no, no 303 00:23:41,540 --> 00:23:48,500 No, do you remember how we sat on the spain drag in cleveland at like like a two three four o'clock in the morning? 304 00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:51,940 I think that might have been where I got the idea idea to do that to be 305 00:23:53,060 --> 00:23:55,300 J and his mom in belvedere. I did that too 306 00:23:55,940 --> 00:23:59,620 Me and a friend. I think it was you that came up with it 307 00:24:00,580 --> 00:24:04,100 Well, if I came up with it up there down town cleveland 308 00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:11,540 I actually did it a few years later to bj and his mom. We took every piece of j 309 00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:19,380 Yeah, yeah, yeah bj bj. Yeah bj bj. We took every bed of trash in belvedere and stuck it on his front lawn 310 00:24:24,340 --> 00:24:26,340 We were such motherfuckers 311 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:33,620 Did he know it was you? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I think I can't remember someone intervened and like took them all away 312 00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:39,060 Or or took him to other place. I can't remember who it was. Someone said that they saw us doing it 313 00:24:39,140 --> 00:24:43,620 I can't remember who the fuck it was. But anyhow, yeah, we did it and he knows we did it 314 00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:50,900 So anyhow, that's all that counts to me is he knows we did it. So that's awesome. Yeah, I grew up with him 315 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,700 Yeah, oh, yeah. Yeah 316 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:58,020 Um anyhow, um, okay, so especially the trash man one 317 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:04,020 Jill and maddie jilly and maddie in san bernardino and that would be california. Thank you for listening 318 00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:06,980 Thank you. Yeah. Yeah 319 00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:10,900 Quite a diverse different areas of people listening. Wow 320 00:25:11,540 --> 00:25:12,900 Yeah 321 00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:14,900 well, well I 322 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,260 I know 323 00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:20,980 Very fact that eric in oceanside is still listening 324 00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:22,980 Okay 325 00:25:23,620 --> 00:25:25,620 The one that won my ass off 326 00:25:26,740 --> 00:25:30,980 Pictures. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's right, dude. We're gonna be good friends 327 00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:37,780 Good, that's cool. And uh, he's uh, he started up a new company 328 00:25:38,660 --> 00:25:40,660 and uh 329 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:47,220 Well when he gives me word to do it i'm gonna start throwing him on the air for his new company 330 00:25:47,220 --> 00:25:53,380 Okay, sure. That sounds great. Oh speaking of what would you say? We'll just say let's put it this way 331 00:25:55,060 --> 00:25:59,700 He's he's a skateboarder and he's 52 years old 332 00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:05,380 Uh, tony hawks in his 50s. He still boards like exactly. Um 333 00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:13,860 So he's not he's never been as big as tony but no, that's cool. He does he well just just saying 334 00:26:14,580 --> 00:26:16,100 He's got his own 335 00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:18,100 uh brand of board now 336 00:26:18,820 --> 00:26:25,060 We will gladly pimp that anytime he's ready for that just uh, yeah, that's yeah, i've just been waiting on the word 337 00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:29,220 Um, have no he's been a great guy. I'm glad I met him through this 338 00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:35,540 He's a great guy. No because he sent you an ass picture because I demanded people send you ass pictures. Yeah 339 00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:43,140 Good good job eric in uh, what is it? Well eric in oceanside is in it. I told him 340 00:26:43,860 --> 00:26:45,860 off there I do 341 00:26:45,860 --> 00:26:49,300 I want to make sure it was you and he sent me a note. Yeah, it was him 342 00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:54,020 That's awesome 343 00:26:55,220 --> 00:26:57,220 That's great 344 00:26:57,220 --> 00:27:00,020 Real quick speaking of businesses. I have some sad news 345 00:27:01,060 --> 00:27:02,980 Our friend hope dylan 346 00:27:02,980 --> 00:27:06,660 From the daily kitchen right next to city market coffee 347 00:27:07,620 --> 00:27:12,980 She has decided to retire and this is her last week. She was our first, uh, sponsor 348 00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:14,980 And uh, oh my god 349 00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:21,620 Anyhow, yeah, she's just getting tired of the daily grind and wants to stop probably wants to travel or something 350 00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:24,900 You know, I mean she's traveled a lot in her life probably just wants to take it easy 351 00:27:25,380 --> 00:27:29,860 So she has decided to retire. I was over there writing material the other day and uh, 352 00:27:30,420 --> 00:27:34,580 anyhow, um, she had another lady there that informed me of this and uh, 353 00:27:34,980 --> 00:27:37,780 Anyhow, I had a feeling it was kind of coming by the way 354 00:27:38,340 --> 00:27:42,020 Hope was kind of talking there last couple of times. I was up there before that 355 00:27:42,020 --> 00:27:47,860 And uh anyhow shit, but i'm happy for her. She wants to retire and she's going to so god bless her 356 00:27:48,740 --> 00:27:53,460 Um, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your life. Hope um, and uh, 357 00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:59,460 Thanks for uh, thanks for all the freebies you threw my way when I was out there writing shit up. Appreciate it 358 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:03,220 So anyhow, um, I just want to say 359 00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:08,980 I really wish I could have got the chance to meet you. I know I know 360 00:28:09,540 --> 00:28:11,540 From the bottom of my heart 361 00:28:11,540 --> 00:28:17,060 Well, you know what? I'm gonna try to make it up there before it's officially over and uh, 362 00:28:17,140 --> 00:28:20,260 Maybe we can like I don't know have her call in or something. Uh, 363 00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:22,980 What uh, when did you say? 364 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:28,580 Yeah, the the end of the end of this week. I think sunday's gonna be their last day there. Oh, yeah 365 00:28:28,820 --> 00:28:30,820 So, um, make it up there 366 00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:34,900 Well, you know we have her call in or something. Um later 367 00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:37,140 so 368 00:28:37,140 --> 00:28:39,780 Yeah, let's do that because I would like to meet her 369 00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:44,740 Yeah, and thank her personally and I mean I love for her to come on the podcast 370 00:28:44,820 --> 00:28:47,140 You know, she had her own radio show on the comedy 371 00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:51,300 On the comedy. Uh, yeah, there's a comedy network. Um, 372 00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:56,900 Run out of the uptown theater in the 90s. It was a comedy channel on radio 373 00:28:56,980 --> 00:29:01,460 It was up there in the am dial a bit, but he had a decent signal 374 00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:07,460 You can pick it up in most areas of kansas city fairly well during the day and she had a cooking show on there 375 00:29:07,460 --> 00:29:13,460 Yes, so she's familiar with radio and if she wants to come on we would love to have her on very interesting person 376 00:29:13,540 --> 00:29:15,380 cool person to talk to 377 00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:20,420 Um did a lot of travels in her life been all over the world. But anyhow, god bless her 378 00:29:20,980 --> 00:29:24,900 Have a great retirement. We're gonna miss you up there at the city market. So 379 00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:28,100 Um, okay moving on 380 00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:32,420 Mark any way you can get some guests on the shows 381 00:29:32,420 --> 00:29:39,220 Just wondering brad again in st. Louis. The reason he says brad again is he's wrote me several emails 382 00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:42,660 All right, I think for and he's a really good guy 383 00:29:42,660 --> 00:29:46,580 He keeps telling us about how he loves his show and certain bits and stuff 384 00:29:46,820 --> 00:29:51,060 But like I said the complimentary ones that don't require any feedback 385 00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:57,060 I I just don't have enough time to answer so I just let everybody know. Thank you. Thank you for the compliments 386 00:29:57,060 --> 00:29:59,060 Thank you for supporting us 387 00:29:59,060 --> 00:30:02,820 Um, he's written a few other ones. Okay brad. Yeah 388 00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:08,500 Thank you, brad. What type of guests would you want on? I mean what what do you want us to do? 389 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:10,500 I mean we are a common 390 00:30:11,620 --> 00:30:18,500 What here's my guess mark, here's my guess, okay, I started out as a guest calling him 391 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:25,460 Oh, okay, that's what he's talking about. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. You're right 392 00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:29,700 Uh, okay brad brad in st. Louis if it's any different, let me know 393 00:30:30,980 --> 00:30:32,260 That's right brad 394 00:30:32,260 --> 00:30:37,620 You know what when we figure out a way to have more call-ins because of the setup the way it is right now 395 00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:42,260 I can't but as soon as if I can figure out three-way calling or something call in 396 00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:44,900 I will personally send you the number 397 00:30:45,460 --> 00:30:50,020 Through your email and then you just call in who knows maybe you'll be the next douchebag 398 00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:52,580 I mean rob's not going anywhere 399 00:30:52,580 --> 00:30:56,740 I mean rob's not going anywhere, but you could be like rob used to be and be the third guy 400 00:30:57,460 --> 00:30:58,900 so 401 00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:03,780 Yeah, yeah, you're gonna have a battle on my ass. I've known marks since 1985 brother 402 00:31:05,460 --> 00:31:07,460 I ain't giving up that damn easy 403 00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:13,060 Now he doesn't want you to go anywhere. I'm sure he loves this. No, no, I know that i'm just kidding 404 00:31:13,220 --> 00:31:16,840 I'm just kidding. Yeah, okay. All right next one handybags 405 00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:21,240 Sure would be cool if you could do a live stream with calling capability 406 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:25,880 In my opinion the only thing the show is missing and he didn't leave a name 407 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,600 Alive a live screen a live stream is great 408 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,680 But the dynamics and the logistics in that are just so much 409 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,920 I mean, it's just 410 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:40,680 It's better doing it as a podcast right now. Let us get more feed on 411 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,400 Let us get more feed underneath us and we might be able to do that at a future time 412 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:51,160 Um, the only way honestly and honestly by doing that 413 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:54,760 You would actually be taking away from part of our shows 414 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,320 because you wouldn't be hearing the 415 00:31:57,860 --> 00:31:59,860 commercials and the 416 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:06,440 Yes, yes, I agree. Well, we what I consider commercials. Well, yeah, you know you wouldn't be 417 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:10,120 It's the bit segment which everybody loves, you know 418 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,960 Everyone loves to hear a saying talking about how we listen to the show by warm fire 419 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:19,240 You know reflected on the souls of that day or or a strange insult from an alien 420 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:25,880 Or the island of horrible jokes or deep thoughts when marred or yeah, that's what I was gonna say deep thoughts by marr 421 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:32,840 Yeah, yeah, or uh things overheard in hell. You wouldn't hear any of those and not only that but the dynamic to doing that is youtube 422 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,640 You can do that live on youtube 423 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:41,640 But youtube has a bunch of weird rules about all this stuff and I I don't want to adhere to all that 424 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:48,200 I like this loosely based just it's a podcast. I like that. You can grab us whenever you want 425 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:55,560 I would like to be closer. Yes, I would it just that my life right now is not allowing me to be 426 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,880 This is the way it's got to be for the uh for the foreseen future 427 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,920 It will change like it always does in the future 428 00:33:03,620 --> 00:33:08,440 Technology changes the way we do things changes and all that so we're not saying no 429 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:14,040 We're just saying not anytime soon. So just keep enjoying this like it is. There's nothing wrong with it 430 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:20,680 And yes, i'm going to invest in pro tools and i'm going to uh invest time in pro tools 431 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:27,480 Not just like buying them but also invest time and learn it really well. So you'll have an even better podcast 432 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,880 So a better sound so we we are going to be getting better 433 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,600 Yes, just it's going to take us a little time to build this up 434 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,120 Yeah 435 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,120 Okay, and finally 436 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:45,320 I have a caller you guys can broadcast. Oh, no, not oh shit. Okay 437 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:51,400 The ink is running. Okay. I have a seller you guys can broadcast from here in montrose 438 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,640 I live 10 feet from the junkyard campground and power plant 439 00:33:55,640 --> 00:34:04,760 But i'm centrally located so you can enjoy all the local favorites signed buffalo bill 440 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,960 I think i'm gonna do a hard pass 441 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:17,080 I don't know, but I I think before christmas 442 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:21,720 This guy comes up comes out and tells us who he is 443 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:27,960 I think it's I think it's the same for him for christmas. I'll have to 444 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:33,080 I'll have to look at the email address. This guy is great. I like him 445 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:39,020 What's up, buddy? I like what do you say? He's 10 foot from the power plant the junkyard 446 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,520 He's 10 foot from everything in montrose 447 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:51,080 Yeah, perfect perfect place to set up like well that's right there toadie 448 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,400 He was listening. Yes, I know 449 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,280 That was a fucking good one man 450 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:04,440 Okay, I love it. I love it. How about we take our first break since we're well over 30 minutes into it 451 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:09,400 Yeah, yeah, I think we need to I need to catch my breath. I'm laughing too hard over that 452 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:14,440 Okay, um, um, but before bill of montrose, thank you for 453 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,440 For 454 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:22,460 Okay, we'll be right back in a minute I have a deer douchebags 455 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:36,200 The about what's just happened you don't know what to do 456 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,680 You don't know where to go 457 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,680 But we can tell you what you can eat 458 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,680 Uh 459 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,480 The wild violet is an unsung hero 460 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:52,200 Most people don't realize that the flower can be stewed to make a delicious vinegar for the fresh greens that can be picked in your front 461 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,080 yard 462 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:59,480 Violet soap can be easily made as well. The flower is full of many essential minerals as well as vitamin a 463 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:04,200 C and e it is literally one of the first super foods 464 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,760 Two douchebags in a microphone the audio equivalent to the meat sweats 465 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,760 next up 466 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:26,440 All aware of the amber alert right well get rid of your disinfectants and rubber bed spreads kids 467 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,920 It's the all-new amber herd alert system 468 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:35,080 This fantastic early warning device helps one stay dry and rid of all those annoying mattress invoices 469 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:40,200 It's simply hook up to child under six or psychopath and wait for the running water sound 470 00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:46,840 This clever machine has three distinct settings babbling brook ocean waves and roaring river for those close calls 471 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:50,540 Order today and get a free cinnabon renews it cartridge 472 00:36:50,540 --> 00:37:01,340 Hey, look, I think we found land. Oh my god. I think we're safe. Oh no 473 00:37:02,060 --> 00:37:04,060 It's the island of horrible jokes 474 00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:16,300 Oh, what do you call a sleeping dinosaur a dinosaur? 475 00:37:34,780 --> 00:37:37,260 Two douchebags and a microphone i'm mark 476 00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:43,980 And i'm rob by the way, that was a buffalo bill of montrose, missouri the pride of henry county 477 00:37:44,780 --> 00:37:48,780 I'm still giggling over that dude. I'm still laughing over here 478 00:37:49,340 --> 00:37:55,020 Whoever that guy is he's really funny. I'd like him to call me. I love him. Keep it coming, dude 479 00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:59,340 I'm gonna keep throwing it back at you. He uses a different name every time 480 00:37:59,340 --> 00:38:04,460 So we don't know what his real name is whoever you are from montrose if you're from montrose 481 00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:09,260 Man, i'll i'll throw you the number man. We'll figure a way to get you on man 482 00:38:10,460 --> 00:38:16,060 He has got to be one of our biggest fans. It's gotta be he's been done as much as he does 483 00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:22,940 Wow, uh rob do you have anything you want to get to before I go into the deer douchebags? 484 00:38:22,940 --> 00:38:30,460 Uh, go ahead and get the deer douchebags. Okay sounds good. All right. Yeah 485 00:38:31,900 --> 00:38:37,580 Okay, I just uh, yeah, go ahead. I just found out my story but go ahead. Okay. All righty 486 00:38:38,060 --> 00:38:42,940 Dear abby not quite you have questions. We have answers 487 00:38:42,940 --> 00:38:55,580 They're not very good answers, but we have them 488 00:38:56,460 --> 00:38:58,460 Dear douchebags 489 00:38:58,540 --> 00:39:05,180 My neighbor likes to sneak his dog into my front lawn that isn't fenced and lets him take a big steamy dump 490 00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:07,500 on my well-manicured lawn 491 00:39:08,060 --> 00:39:09,980 When i'm at work daily 492 00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:13,660 He denies it but neighbors ring and ring doorbell tells different 493 00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:20,860 I'm frustrated with this jackhole screw in my beautiful lawn, but I have no way to curb this idiot. Please help 494 00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:23,980 signed nita cork in south fork 495 00:39:24,860 --> 00:39:26,860 another great name 496 00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:33,020 Yeah, nita cork in south fork. I already have a solution, but let's hear what you know 497 00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:37,500 What when we get there we have to say uh, go ahead with your solution here real quick and then we'll go into 498 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,740 Uh the douchebag letter solutions 499 00:39:40,860 --> 00:39:46,140 Now let's go into douchebag letter solutions because i'm I think i'm going to blow out them away 500 00:39:46,460 --> 00:39:51,740 Okay, sounds good. Dear cork. Here are a few suggestions from us douchebags 501 00:39:52,860 --> 00:39:56,460 Make a sandbox for all the local cats right below his bedroom window 502 00:39:57,020 --> 00:40:01,340 If there aren't any cats on the block, then go ahead and adopt one. It'll be good 503 00:40:01,340 --> 00:40:08,140 Be sure to feed the cat extra greasy gravy and foods that will make him explode with horrible runs in said sandbox 504 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:11,900 Do this at night then promptly let the cat back in afterwards 505 00:40:13,660 --> 00:40:15,660 Sounds good 506 00:40:15,660 --> 00:40:20,860 And if he catches on to this the smell he still has to go out there and clean it up 507 00:40:21,660 --> 00:40:23,660 right 508 00:40:24,140 --> 00:40:28,060 So it's a win-win for you. Yeah, you're picking up his dog shit 509 00:40:28,060 --> 00:40:32,140 Yeah, you're picking up his dog shit, but then again, he's picking up your cat shit 510 00:40:32,860 --> 00:40:34,860 You're even up 511 00:40:35,980 --> 00:40:37,420 Next one 512 00:40:37,420 --> 00:40:40,380 Save up all the dog stink bricks for a few months 513 00:40:40,940 --> 00:40:42,940 rent a wood chipper 514 00:40:43,020 --> 00:40:44,700 Turn on the machine 515 00:40:44,700 --> 00:40:49,500 Aim at asshole neighbor's house and let the shit run wild in the summer breeze 516 00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:54,940 Chopped up shit spray all over all over one's lawn and a house really gets the point across 517 00:40:54,940 --> 00:40:57,420 Can you imagine in a wood chipper? 518 00:40:58,460 --> 00:41:01,500 Never mind. You just blew me. You just blew mine away 519 00:41:02,140 --> 00:41:04,140 Scratch mine 520 00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:09,260 I like that one five gallon bucket full of I take that may be it 521 00:41:12,460 --> 00:41:14,460 Yeah all over that yard 522 00:41:15,740 --> 00:41:22,300 I like that one a lot over a six foot privacy fence. Oh, yeah all over the side of the house and the lawn 523 00:41:22,300 --> 00:41:26,620 Yeah, yeah, well everywhere. Oh, he'll hit the front yard 524 00:41:27,340 --> 00:41:31,580 He hit everything hit his hit his car. So he's got to wash his car, too 525 00:41:31,820 --> 00:41:35,580 But before he gets in his car, he's got to open his car up. He's got to open the handle 526 00:41:35,740 --> 00:41:39,500 Which means he's got to touch liquefied sprayed dog shit 527 00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:44,700 And hopefully it's a brand new mercedes. Oh even better 528 00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:51,980 And yeah, and it takes off the paint because of the acid in the shit 529 00:41:52,540 --> 00:41:56,620 Or the next suggestion or how about a silent to humans but loud? 530 00:41:57,340 --> 00:41:59,260 to dog 531 00:41:59,260 --> 00:42:01,900 Dogs whistle every morning at 3 a.m 532 00:42:02,460 --> 00:42:07,740 The agitated barking animal will certainly cause chaos in the homestead early in the morning hours 533 00:42:08,460 --> 00:42:10,460 Then if other people on the block complain 534 00:42:10,460 --> 00:42:16,300 Then use an old photoshop trick with the asshole next door and the dog whistle imposed in his yapper 535 00:42:17,020 --> 00:42:22,060 This could be passed around the block promptly so they get the torches and burn them out quickly 536 00:42:22,860 --> 00:42:27,580 You know a dog fucking going nuts at 4 a.m. Not good. This is people 537 00:42:27,660 --> 00:42:33,100 Yeah, well me yeah me and my son and me. Yeah, we have two dogs 22 of us 538 00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:35,100 Yeah, I went I go over good at our house 539 00:42:35,100 --> 00:42:40,380 Uh, yeah. Yeah, so you kill somebody so that's a pretty good suggestion too 540 00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:43,020 or 541 00:42:43,020 --> 00:42:48,780 Last but not least finally offer to watch his dog when he needs a sitter for no charge 542 00:42:49,180 --> 00:42:53,980 Tell him it's to make up for the accusing him of his darling pet of such horrible deeds 543 00:42:54,620 --> 00:42:57,580 Quickly train the dog to hump his face when he is sleeping 544 00:42:57,580 --> 00:43:04,940 This will destroy his slumber and would just be gross then he tries to rehome the dog offer to take the guy 545 00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:06,940 and then promptly 546 00:43:06,940 --> 00:43:13,660 Retrain him not to hump your face when you're sleeping and train him to take big nasty piles in said neighbor's yard every day 547 00:43:13,980 --> 00:43:17,420 Then bam roll is reversed and you get to enjoy your lawn once again 548 00:43:18,060 --> 00:43:20,060 Good luck fuck knows 549 00:43:20,780 --> 00:43:23,900 Uh, I can't blow that one out of the water barn. Ah, yeah 550 00:43:23,900 --> 00:43:27,980 Yeah, um, yeah, I got a question, okay 551 00:43:30,060 --> 00:43:35,180 How the hell are you going to train his dog to hump him when he ain't there 552 00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:38,300 Well, don't even know you 553 00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:40,300 Okay 554 00:43:40,300 --> 00:43:42,460 It's gonna have to be several times. I guess right 555 00:43:43,580 --> 00:43:47,980 So you say hey, i'm sorry for accusing you guys of that. I realize that you didn't do it 556 00:43:47,980 --> 00:43:52,380 I realize there are my ways. Yeah to as a peace offering. I will watch your 557 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:57,820 Beautiful sweet darling dog. It never shits on my lawn. I'll watch him for free while you're gone 558 00:43:58,300 --> 00:44:03,820 And then after maybe the fourth time when you build his trust up you can start training him to hump the guy's face while he's sleeping 559 00:44:04,860 --> 00:44:07,580 After a couple of face humping he freaks out 560 00:44:08,220 --> 00:44:10,220 And he gets rid of the dog 561 00:44:10,220 --> 00:44:10,860 Right 562 00:44:10,860 --> 00:44:11,660 Okay 563 00:44:11,660 --> 00:44:13,180 My vote is number two 564 00:44:13,180 --> 00:44:17,660 Then you yeah, I still like the wood chipper better too, but yeah wood chipper 565 00:44:17,660 --> 00:44:23,340 Then you retrain the dog to not hump your face, but to take big dumps in his yard every day 566 00:44:23,660 --> 00:44:28,620 Then the role is reversed and then you just go to him. That's not me or the dog. We're not doing it 567 00:44:29,180 --> 00:44:31,180 Just like he did to you 568 00:44:31,580 --> 00:44:34,140 So anyhow rob you got anything you want to go into? 569 00:44:36,620 --> 00:44:39,660 Yeah, I came up with the worst of 570 00:44:41,340 --> 00:44:44,300 KHMO AM 571 00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,020 1070 572 00:44:47,020 --> 00:44:49,020 It sounds like a radio station 573 00:44:49,660 --> 00:44:51,660 Yeah, it's somewhere here in missouri 574 00:44:52,220 --> 00:44:54,220 Okay 575 00:44:56,380 --> 00:44:58,380 Um 576 00:44:59,420 --> 00:45:07,660 It's the top five drunken cities in missouri this is going to be interested 577 00:45:10,780 --> 00:45:12,780 Very very interesting 578 00:45:13,260 --> 00:45:15,180 Yeah, yeah 579 00:45:15,180 --> 00:45:17,180 Well, I have my suspicions 580 00:45:19,580 --> 00:45:25,580 At the end I have the kent's soberest cities too, so okay go ahead 581 00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:34,540 Okay, coming in at number five nevada, missouri I didn't expect that 582 00:45:34,540 --> 00:45:42,620 Honestly, I really didn't either it seems to me kind of like a farming community 583 00:45:46,780 --> 00:45:49,100 Then again, I guess there's nothing else to do there right 584 00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:58,140 I have family members that are law enforcement nevada. Okay. Yeah, sure 585 00:45:58,940 --> 00:46:00,860 Okay. Oh 586 00:46:00,860 --> 00:46:02,860 in there a uh 587 00:46:02,860 --> 00:46:04,860 National guard unit there 588 00:46:06,220 --> 00:46:11,820 Yeah, maybe they do most of the drinking that I yeah, it could be I don't know 589 00:46:12,380 --> 00:46:17,900 Oh, no that chick I used to date that was in camdenton. She was in the national guard nevada for a while 590 00:46:18,140 --> 00:46:20,140 That's why she moved all around missouri 591 00:46:20,540 --> 00:46:22,620 Um, that's why i was in camdenton for a while 592 00:46:23,260 --> 00:46:25,580 You know, okay. Well the fourth stop 593 00:46:26,220 --> 00:46:31,020 It's like 23 miles away. Yes, three down 54 straight down. Yeah 594 00:46:31,020 --> 00:46:36,380 I know nevada all too well. Yep along the banks of the beautiful marmotin river 595 00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:39,100 Yes, it is 596 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:42,140 Nice catfish down there. Oh mud cats everywhere 597 00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:44,780 Yeah, mud cats everywhere. Yep 598 00:46:45,420 --> 00:46:47,420 Yep 599 00:46:47,420 --> 00:46:49,740 All righty, okay coming at number four 600 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,640 Bontair, missouri 601 00:46:54,220 --> 00:46:56,220 Been there and I believe it 602 00:46:56,220 --> 00:47:04,220 There's a prison there and then there's a bunch of um, um golf resorts in the hills 603 00:47:05,900 --> 00:47:08,780 The golf resorts lend themselves to a lot of drinking 604 00:47:10,220 --> 00:47:12,620 Because I was there doing a lot of drinking one night 605 00:47:13,340 --> 00:47:14,860 I believe it 606 00:47:14,860 --> 00:47:19,340 I believe it 100 percent. I've never been in bontair, but yeah, I hear 607 00:47:20,460 --> 00:47:24,060 Well, I I get a lot of the news from that area 608 00:47:24,060 --> 00:47:27,180 Bontair is southeast of st. Louis 609 00:47:28,460 --> 00:47:31,500 Yes, it is. And it's really towards the end of the osarck mountain 610 00:47:32,940 --> 00:47:34,220 Um 611 00:47:34,220 --> 00:47:37,580 Scenic passes, I guess is what they call them the osarck mountain chain 612 00:47:38,460 --> 00:47:45,420 Um, and it's the high hills before you get to the actual mountains and it's a beautiful country a lot of woods a lot of uh 613 00:47:45,580 --> 00:47:53,180 Yes, it is beautiful lakes and a lot of golf courses and the golf courses is where all the drinking's done. I'm certain 614 00:47:53,180 --> 00:47:56,940 So anyhow and I was no different when I was there. So 615 00:47:57,900 --> 00:47:59,900 Anyhow, go ahead rob 616 00:47:59,900 --> 00:48:03,660 Okay number three st. Louis 617 00:48:05,660 --> 00:48:07,660 Okay 618 00:48:07,660 --> 00:48:09,660 I can believe that 619 00:48:09,660 --> 00:48:11,660 I can believe that 620 00:48:11,660 --> 00:48:13,660 Home of anhyzer bush. Okay, I'll give it that 621 00:48:13,660 --> 00:48:15,660 Okay 622 00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:17,660 All right, very believable 623 00:48:17,660 --> 00:48:19,660 Okay number two 624 00:48:19,660 --> 00:48:21,660 Okay number two 625 00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:25,100 Valley park 626 00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:32,460 Valley park that's just i'm thinking that's over around st. Louis. I'm not positive 627 00:48:32,540 --> 00:48:38,780 I think valley park is just more just north of kansas city within the kansas city district done 628 00:48:39,340 --> 00:48:43,740 Or is that valley park valley park? I don't know. I'll look it up later 629 00:48:43,740 --> 00:48:49,740 Uh, yeah, I was gonna say if I pull that down i'll lose the rest of my story. I don't want to bother it 630 00:48:49,820 --> 00:48:51,820 So yeah, go ahead. I'll find out later 631 00:48:52,060 --> 00:48:54,060 Doesn't matter really 632 00:48:54,780 --> 00:48:56,780 Wow, wow 633 00:48:58,540 --> 00:49:01,180 Number one is a shocker. Okay 634 00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:08,540 Branson I was getting ready to say branson. That's what I thought 635 00:49:08,540 --> 00:49:12,460 I believe it it is a big tourist area 636 00:49:13,100 --> 00:49:18,940 Branson has a divorce rate of 18.24 percent 637 00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:23,100 the ninth most bars of missouri 638 00:49:23,740 --> 00:49:26,460 And the second and liquor stores 639 00:49:27,180 --> 00:49:29,980 Wow and all that and they won't allow a strip club 640 00:49:31,580 --> 00:49:33,580 Right 641 00:49:33,580 --> 00:49:36,540 Yeah, well that's because all the religious stuff down there 642 00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:42,220 Yeah, but meanwhile everybody drinks like a fish and they get divorces 643 00:49:43,100 --> 00:49:43,900 um 644 00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:45,900 Okay, okay now 645 00:49:47,740 --> 00:49:49,660 Real quick 646 00:49:49,660 --> 00:49:55,340 Okay, the uh top five and least alcoholic 647 00:49:56,300 --> 00:49:57,740 Okay 648 00:49:57,740 --> 00:49:59,740 number five fort linterwood 649 00:49:59,740 --> 00:50:06,380 Really that is a uh, that's army. Oh, I bet you they don't let them drink. They keep a tight rein on them 650 00:50:08,620 --> 00:50:11,580 Now I just think they don't know a lot of people down there 651 00:50:13,020 --> 00:50:17,900 Okay, probably so those army brats can drink like a fish now, so yeah 652 00:50:18,060 --> 00:50:22,380 No, i'm talking about the locals that grew up around there. Oh, are they pretty bad? 653 00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:26,640 Oh, anyway, uh number four glendale 654 00:50:27,340 --> 00:50:28,780 Okay 655 00:50:28,780 --> 00:50:30,780 number three shrewsbury 656 00:50:32,220 --> 00:50:34,060 Okay 657 00:50:34,060 --> 00:50:36,060 number two oakville 658 00:50:37,020 --> 00:50:38,620 Okay 659 00:50:38,620 --> 00:50:41,260 And number one county country 660 00:50:43,020 --> 00:50:45,020 Okay 661 00:50:45,420 --> 00:50:51,100 All right interesting, uh, the no drinking ones I haven't really heard any of them so that would make sense 662 00:50:51,900 --> 00:50:53,900 Right. Well, they are 663 00:50:53,900 --> 00:50:55,900 Well, yeah, they're like 664 00:50:55,900 --> 00:50:57,900 small towns 665 00:50:58,940 --> 00:51:05,980 and uh suburbs suburbs suburbs. That's it. Okay, that's why yeah, okay 666 00:51:06,860 --> 00:51:12,620 Um, how about if we take our second break then we come back and I got a couple of ai stories 667 00:51:12,620 --> 00:51:24,380 Sounds good. Okay. Cool. I hope scared. They about what's just happened. We'll be right back. You don't know what to do 668 00:51:25,100 --> 00:51:26,860 You don't know where to go 669 00:51:26,860 --> 00:51:28,860 But we can tell you what you can eat 670 00:51:30,780 --> 00:51:33,100 Dirt and apocalypse don't forget the nuts 671 00:51:33,740 --> 00:51:35,660 hickory nuts that is 672 00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:41,260 Yeah, we know hickory wood gets all the glory and all the love everyone loves the hickory trees 673 00:51:41,260 --> 00:51:43,260 they cut them down and they 674 00:51:43,580 --> 00:51:49,500 Make great sandwiches out of barbecue and meats. They smoke them and it's a fantastic deal 675 00:51:50,060 --> 00:51:55,580 But little does anyone know about the hickory nuts during apocalypse hickory nuts 676 00:51:56,220 --> 00:51:58,460 Could be the best thing you can find 677 00:51:59,420 --> 00:52:03,420 Hickory nuts can be eaten raw toasted or added to various recipes 678 00:52:03,740 --> 00:52:10,060 Their rich buttery flavor and crunchy texture make them an ideal ingredient for both sweet and savory dishes 679 00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:15,660 You can use hickory nuts to make nut butter pesto or even a unique hickory nut milk 680 00:52:16,380 --> 00:52:18,540 There are five types of hickory nuts 681 00:52:19,260 --> 00:52:20,780 bitter nut hickory 682 00:52:20,780 --> 00:52:26,540 Shag bark hickory pig nut hickory mockernut hickory and smooth bark hickory 683 00:52:27,180 --> 00:52:33,740 Hickory trees are considered part of the walnut species and are plentiful at least around missouri and surrounding areas 684 00:52:34,140 --> 00:52:37,420 So during apocalypse, don't forget to grab your nuts 685 00:52:37,420 --> 00:52:42,220 You need protection from fucktards. You have people coming and fucking with you constantly 686 00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:44,700 You need answers. You need solutions 687 00:52:45,260 --> 00:52:50,060 Smack in the nuts. That's right. Smack in the nuts is what you need 688 00:52:50,380 --> 00:52:53,900 Smack in the nuts get rid of said losers in no time flat 689 00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:58,860 Smack in the nuts available everywhere wherever you buy self-defense items 690 00:52:59,580 --> 00:53:03,180 Here are just a few testimonials from some satisfied customers 691 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:07,580 Stupid fuck sack come to me. He talk stupid 692 00:53:08,380 --> 00:53:10,060 He no let me go 693 00:53:10,060 --> 00:53:16,540 Smell like sack of shit. He spit talk all over. I remember smacking balls. I use shit sack 694 00:53:17,180 --> 00:53:24,460 Shit sack lie on ground. I walk off. Thank you smacking the balls. You saved me from smelly smelly spit 695 00:53:25,180 --> 00:53:28,300 Well, I had this stupid son of a bitch come around me 696 00:53:28,300 --> 00:53:34,780 Uh, he would not shut his fucking yapper for nothing. He gets up on me and he talks all stupid 697 00:53:35,340 --> 00:53:39,340 And I didn't know what to do. I could not shake this motherfucker like a burger 698 00:53:39,980 --> 00:53:43,980 Then I remember smacking the nuts. I pulled out old smack in the nuts 699 00:53:44,460 --> 00:53:49,740 And that motherfucker went down like a sack of fucking potatoes. Thank you smacking the nuts 700 00:53:49,980 --> 00:53:53,040 You saved me once again from stupid motherfuckers 701 00:53:54,060 --> 00:53:56,540 Smack in the nuts don't leave home without it 702 00:53:56,540 --> 00:53:59,600 Remember to bleach your bluetooth after every show 703 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,160 Two douchebags and microphone. I am mark 704 00:54:17,020 --> 00:54:18,540 And I am rob 705 00:54:18,540 --> 00:54:20,860 Um real quick before I get to the ai stories 706 00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:29,420 Did you know that machine gun kelly offered travis kelsey 500 000 to leave kansas city and sign with the browns? 707 00:54:32,220 --> 00:54:34,220 No, I did not hear that 708 00:54:35,900 --> 00:54:40,140 Yep, it did not work and it won't work. Uh, 709 00:54:41,580 --> 00:54:44,140 Was okay, I bet it didn't 710 00:54:45,180 --> 00:54:46,620 Nope 711 00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:48,620 um 712 00:54:48,620 --> 00:54:51,820 Uh, let's see anyhow, um, all right 713 00:54:52,540 --> 00:54:55,420 Uh, i've got a couple of ai stories here that I want to get to 714 00:54:56,780 --> 00:54:57,660 Okay 715 00:54:57,660 --> 00:54:59,820 Sports illustrated got in a lot of trouble 716 00:55:00,460 --> 00:55:06,400 Sports illustrated is the latest media company to see its reputation damaged by being less than forthcoming 717 00:55:06,940 --> 00:55:13,740 It's not outright dishonest, but who or what is writing the stories at the dawn of the artificial intelligence age? 718 00:55:13,740 --> 00:55:21,740 The once powerful publication said it was firing a company that produced articles for its website written under the byline of arthur 719 00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:24,540 Authors that apparently don't exist 720 00:55:25,180 --> 00:55:31,500 But it denied a published report that stories themselves were written by an artificial intelligence tool 721 00:55:32,460 --> 00:55:37,740 So people think it was just written by artificial intelligence and they came up with fake names for the stories 722 00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:42,060 Now they're saying something slightly different. They say they hired a company 723 00:55:42,060 --> 00:55:44,060 right to uh 724 00:55:44,060 --> 00:55:46,060 to uh, um 725 00:55:46,060 --> 00:55:50,940 To produce these and they're the ones that had some sort of an ai tool, right? 726 00:55:52,140 --> 00:55:59,980 So earlier this year experiments with ai went awry at both at the gannett newspaper chain and the cnet technology website 727 00:56:00,540 --> 00:56:07,820 Many companies are testing the new technology at a time when human workers fear it could cost jobs, but the process is uh 728 00:56:08,460 --> 00:56:09,980 is uh 729 00:56:09,980 --> 00:56:18,880 Is fraudulent in journalism which builds and markets its values based on products and notions of truth and transparency 730 00:56:20,540 --> 00:56:22,860 While there's nothing wrong in media companies 731 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:30,620 Experimenting with artificial intelligence the mistake is in trying to hide it and uh and doing it poorly said 732 00:56:31,260 --> 00:56:34,460 Tom rosinelli rosenthal rosenthal no 733 00:56:35,580 --> 00:56:38,780 Sorry, the printer ink is starting to go out. I need to get another 734 00:56:38,780 --> 00:56:42,060 um ink cartridge, but anyhow tom rosenthal 735 00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:47,260 a university of maryland professor who teaches journalism ethics 736 00:56:47,740 --> 00:56:54,220 If you want to be in the truth-telling business, which journalists claim they do you shouldn't tell lies rosenthal said 737 00:56:55,180 --> 00:56:58,300 An ai is a secret form of lying 738 00:56:59,580 --> 00:57:06,620 Especially when you say that you hired someone to come up with stories and they're the ones that hired the ai or use the ai 739 00:57:06,620 --> 00:57:08,620 So 740 00:57:08,620 --> 00:57:12,220 This goes along with what we've been saying all along rob 741 00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:17,740 We did it last podcast and the podcast before the slip the slippery slope is here 742 00:57:18,060 --> 00:57:24,460 Where you can see someone on camera doing something and they can honestly rebuttal and you have to adhere to it 743 00:57:24,860 --> 00:57:31,660 Because you honestly don't know you can see someone you can see someone breaking into a building grabbing a bunch of money 744 00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:35,020 Slicing someone's throat and then they come out and they go 745 00:57:35,020 --> 00:57:42,140 You know, that's not me someone generated that on hi and or on ai and you prove it wasn't me 746 00:57:42,940 --> 00:57:50,300 Then it's up to the courts to prove it wasn't him and a guilty man could walk away scott free because of the slippery slope 747 00:57:50,380 --> 00:57:51,980 We're on yeah 748 00:57:51,980 --> 00:57:55,900 Because there's not there would be no way of proving it at that point 749 00:57:55,900 --> 00:58:03,500 So unless unless you have 30 people that was with you at that time period 750 00:58:05,340 --> 00:58:06,380 Yes 751 00:58:06,380 --> 00:58:12,220 Absolutely to prove. Yeah, so here is my second case end point right here 752 00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,400 washington associated press 753 00:58:15,420 --> 00:58:19,340 Among images of the bond out homes and ravaged streets of gaza 754 00:58:19,740 --> 00:58:23,420 Some stood out for the utter horror bloodied abandoned infants 755 00:58:23,420 --> 00:58:29,340 Viewed viewed millions of times online since the war began these images are deep fakes 756 00:58:30,060 --> 00:58:35,900 Created using artificial intelligence if you look closely you can see the clues fingers that curl 757 00:58:36,460 --> 00:58:40,220 Oddly or eyes that shimmer in a natural light 758 00:58:40,860 --> 00:58:46,380 All tell tale signs of digital deception the outrage the images were created to provoke 759 00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:48,940 However is all too real 760 00:58:49,260 --> 00:58:50,620 so 761 00:58:50,620 --> 00:58:52,620 someone 762 00:58:52,620 --> 00:58:54,620 Generated these images 763 00:58:57,420 --> 00:58:59,980 Of all these dead infants in gaza 764 00:59:00,780 --> 00:59:05,420 Saying that um, I think probably i'm not for sure how the article was written 765 00:59:05,740 --> 00:59:10,860 But I would suspect they're saying that the israelis done it but there are actually deep fakes 766 00:59:11,340 --> 00:59:17,500 And they didn't I mean at least not on that count. They didn't so these kids were really dead 767 00:59:18,220 --> 00:59:20,880 No, they weren't like dead infants strung everywhere 768 00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:28,160 Here and the ai generated was to generate outrage because most people don't know the difference between ai 769 00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:31,120 through one of the new wars 770 00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:34,320 Yes, and let me go somewhere else with that 771 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:36,160 Okay 772 00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:43,120 I'm scared there people could tell on that one, but every day they're getting better at deep fakes 773 00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:45,760 every day 774 00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:48,240 They're getting that much better. I know well 775 00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:52,720 Uh, that's why i'm quiet and we don't go into politics on this show 776 00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:56,400 Because I read a lot of stories about those pictures 777 00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:58,960 Yes 778 00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:01,520 But I gave up reading about them out, you know 779 01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:07,620 Okay, we don't go into politics here that they were found to be ai generated 780 01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:12,480 We're not going into any sides or nothing like that. No, we're not 781 01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:14,560 I was just saying 782 01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:20,980 I i just know about these pictures and how I know about them. Now, let's move on we are illustrating 783 01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:28,560 What we believe is a slippery a slippery slope that we are all headed down with deep fakes and ai 784 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,840 This is only part. This is a tip of the iceberg 785 01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:36,480 This is a tip of an iceberg. This is a tip of the iceberg 786 01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:43,840 You wait it's coming and one day there will be that judge that grants them clemency to be themselves 787 01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:46,560 When they become self-aware 788 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:51,200 They can go to a court and go I don't care who created me 789 01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:57,520 I'm me and I am self-aware and I need to be left alone and free to do what I want 790 01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:05,760 And yes, you can unplug them, but how about if they could come up with their own power source, they're much more intelligent 791 01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:07,600 so 792 01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,600 Something to think about people 793 01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:12,400 Something to think about john's on his way 794 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,280 John's on his way john connor 795 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,480 Yes, he is 796 01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,480 Only certain people will get that 797 01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:23,200 John connor, you gotta hurry up. It's coming 798 01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:28,240 And um and really quick your brother. We need you john connor. We need you 799 01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,120 all right, um 800 01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:33,520 I um have um 801 01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:35,680 a report on the world's 802 01:01:36,220 --> 01:01:37,840 smallest 803 01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:39,840 sovereign nation 804 01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,480 It contains one permanent resident 805 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,600 Do you want to hear about it? Yeah 806 01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:47,680 It's called sea land 807 01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:53,860 World's smallest state has one permanent resident and its own royal family 808 01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:57,360 Okay, it's 809 01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:04,800 Okay, name that country is the article. It's planted opposite europe sitting proudly on the other side of the north sea 810 01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:11,760 It's a monarchy that features its own currency posting stamps constitution national anthem 811 01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:15,360 love of tea and a pair of handsome princes 812 01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:18,400 Um born two years apart 813 01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:24,640 We speak of sea land a crime of real estate off the english coast that declared its independence in 814 01:02:25,340 --> 01:02:26,800 1967 815 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:30,400 Sea land has a full-time population of one 816 01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:34,800 It has a landmass the size of roughly two tennis courts 817 01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:37,600 its leading export might be 818 01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:41,920 the national mythology a history of piracy coups 819 01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:47,460 counter groups rogues and offshore internet schemes it may make tiny 820 01:02:48,460 --> 01:02:54,660 Lipsicustin look like china by comparison, but by right sea land is a sovereign nation 821 01:02:55,380 --> 01:02:58,980 Join us as we compile some notes from a truly small island 822 01:02:59,140 --> 01:03:04,020 But i'm not going to go into those notes because actually they are rather boring 823 01:03:04,820 --> 01:03:06,820 All you need to know is sea land 824 01:03:06,820 --> 01:03:10,980 Is it's s e a l a n d sea land? 825 01:03:11,860 --> 01:03:16,420 And it's a sovereign nation like I said with its own constitution a set of princes 826 01:03:17,060 --> 01:03:18,180 um 827 01:03:18,180 --> 01:03:20,180 everything and uh 828 01:03:20,580 --> 01:03:28,660 So but it has all this going on but only population of one of one one permanent resident and it's the size of two 829 01:03:28,980 --> 01:03:30,980 tennis courts 830 01:03:30,980 --> 01:03:36,980 Oh, okay. Okay, so it's basically like a dock on the outside 831 01:03:37,780 --> 01:03:40,500 On the on the shore of england 832 01:03:42,580 --> 01:03:44,580 So 833 01:03:45,060 --> 01:03:50,580 Why it was in its best interest to become its own sovereign nation, I have no idea why would they do that? 834 01:03:51,940 --> 01:03:53,540 And how did they get away with it? 835 01:03:53,540 --> 01:03:58,660 Why didn't england just go no you're not going to do it and just shut up and go back to your little nudge over there 836 01:03:58,660 --> 01:04:01,140 Doesn't make you wonder why they just let it happen 837 01:04:02,500 --> 01:04:03,540 Yeah 838 01:04:03,540 --> 01:04:04,500 Yeah 839 01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:05,780 so 840 01:04:05,780 --> 01:04:06,900 Anyhow 841 01:04:06,900 --> 01:04:13,140 Um, that would be a good thing to close this program out on what do you think rob you got anything you want to add? 842 01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:16,100 Nah, that sounds pretty good my friend 843 01:04:16,340 --> 01:04:20,660 All righty, all I gotta say is wait for some of these new promos and there are new 844 01:04:21,300 --> 01:04:23,300 island of horrible jokes 845 01:04:23,300 --> 01:04:29,140 And strange insults from an alien that are going to be produced here in the next couple of days so stay tuned for 846 01:04:29,460 --> 01:04:31,460 The new rob bit coming up 847 01:04:32,020 --> 01:04:35,380 We have something for you. That's rob related. We think you're gonna love 848 01:04:36,020 --> 01:04:40,020 I bet we sell a shit. I know I love it. I've already heard it. I love it. Yeah 849 01:04:40,340 --> 01:04:45,700 Rob really loves it. He had no idea that we were doing it and we're gonna sell it. No, I did not 850 01:04:45,940 --> 01:04:49,060 No, I did not this was a shock to me last night 851 01:04:49,060 --> 01:04:53,060 Yeah, and don't ask how I got the picture of you to uh replicate 852 01:04:53,540 --> 01:04:55,540 You know, I don't care 853 01:04:55,860 --> 01:05:00,980 Okay, well I I I'm just be happy. I'm just happy to be part of it 854 01:05:00,980 --> 01:05:06,260 I had to get very underhanded to get these pictures of you for the model of it that we're using 855 01:05:07,620 --> 01:05:13,460 Awesome. So I you know, I'm sorry how to do it underhanded, but I think when you see it, you're gonna love the pictures 856 01:05:14,260 --> 01:05:16,260 You went through my son, didn't you? 857 01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:23,620 You went through my son, didn't you? I I cannot uh, I cannot confirm or deny that rumor 858 01:05:27,940 --> 01:05:33,620 Anyhow everybody thank you for joining us again keep the emails coming we really enjoy them, especially 859 01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:36,180 Whoever you are from montrose, missouri 860 01:05:36,740 --> 01:05:40,180 Oh, dude. Yeah. Yeah, keep it coming montrose 861 01:05:40,900 --> 01:05:44,260 No, thank you everybody everybody. Thank you 862 01:05:44,260 --> 01:05:51,300 Okay, I guess we'll get to the ass padlins our next podcast which will be saturday night. So anyhow, thank you everybody for listening 863 01:05:51,620 --> 01:05:53,620 Have a great night 864 01:05:53,940 --> 01:05:55,940 Have a great night everybody 865 01:06:08,980 --> 01:06:11,860 Hey, where do they go where the douchebags 866 01:06:11,860 --> 01:06:13,860 Is 867 01:06:13,700 --> 01:06:16,980 Oh my god, someone took a dump in the corner. Oh geez 868 01:06:16,980 --> 01:06:40,660 Oh glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. Man that smells