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Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes and scream,

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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So, if I have a glass of ice water, and the ice melts into the water, is my water then watered down?

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Two douchebags and a microphone, more entertaining than a ruptured spleen.

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Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

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Hurry up! King Jong Un is playing Santa at the mall again this year. Yay!

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Hello everybody, this is Two Douchebags and a Microphone. I am Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Hey, welcome everybody.

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Anyhow, we are enjoying some really good listenership.

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We thank you all for joining us. I mean, things, I don't know what, I mean, was it your Facebook page? I don't know what's doing it, but we had a really...

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I don't know, but yeah, the Facebook page is jumping up. It's jumping up faster than I thought it would.

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And so are our listeners. So, everybody, thank you. Tell your friends. We want more people to listen.

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Yeah, I mean, the more people listen, the better we can become.

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Our email is DoucheB66 at yahoo.com.

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And we take all suggestions, criticisms, everything, let us know. We want to hear all of it.

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So, you know, you have to, you have to, if it's true criticism, you have to listen to it.

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If it's just someone just motherfucking you, then that's different. And usually you can tell. Anyhow, what now?

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Oh, by the way, Mark, I want to give a shout out to my dear friend, Tabby, who just got out of the hospital.

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According to her, she's got like at least a half a dozen of her friends listening to us.

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That could account for...

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So thank you each and one of you that know Tabby. You'll know who I'm talking about in the Kansas City area.

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Excellent. Well, a lot of our new listeners, or this jump, was in the Kansas City area, so that would explain some of it right there.

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So thank you, thank you, thank you. We appreciate it.

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I ran across this article, Rob, and do you do New Year's resolutions?

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I used to, but not anymore.

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That's the same with me. I kind of lost track of them. I used to do it, and now to me it's kind of like this.

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Just start doing it any day, and hopefully it catches on, right?

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Yeah, because if you... nine times out of ten, you ain't going to accomplish it.

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So why lie to yourself?

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That is true. Like I'm going to swear off sugar and corn syrup the next day. I'm like, well, I'm not going to swear it off. I'm just going to slow down.

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The next day, I'm going to have another one.

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Then you've got to give up soda.

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Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's just so many variables, and rarely does it work. Well, there's a new updated study.

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This came from the New York Post, and the article is simply titled, New York resolutions, are they outdated?

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So, here is what they found.

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Fifty-five percent of Americans believe the concept of New Year's resolutions are outdated.

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Just like you and I were talking, I think a lot of people feel like we do, right?

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Where you're like, man, you know, just live it every day. Don't designate the first of the year to go, all right, it's a new beginning.

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Every day should be a new beginning. Every day should be an opportunity, right?

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Instead of, yeah, you don't wait until, all right, well, let's see, I've got 52 more days, and then I can start doing things differently.

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So, I think a lot of people feel like that, like we do.

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Fifty-two percent gave up on their resolutions by March, and I think that's very generous.

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I think March is stretching it a little bit, honestly.

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But, okay, I'll take it for what they say.

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Five percent stick to the resolutions for a full year.

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Even to me, that sounds a little inflated. What do you think, Rob?

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Yeah, that kind of sounds inflated to me.

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Yeah, me too. So, maybe not, maybe there's people with great willpower that are able to do it.

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Maybe that's five percent of everybody they ask. Could be. Could be. So, I don't know.

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Next, the survey also looked at why resolutions don't seem to work and found respondents feel too pressured by them.

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And I would agree. I would agree. That's how come I'll always, I'll come out a couple days before when I used to do resolutions with this big list.

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I'm going to hammer down on this, this, and this.

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And then when it comes New Year's Day or the night of, you know, all of a sudden I'm like, you know what, I better just take it easy because I won't follow the real strict ones.

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So, I'm going to calm it down a little bit. I'm just going to do this, this, and this.

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So, I'm already talking myself out of the brunt of it, you know.

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So, I think everybody is probably like that to a degree. You may not do it exactly like that, but something, some form of like that.

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Forty percent don't feel they create lasting change and thirty-four percent feel like it's a chore.

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It is kind of a chore.

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When you wait fifty-two days or whatever, like I just mentioned, to come up with something that's going to help you the rest of your life in this big epiphany about how you need to do things and just, I can see everything clearer and I got to do this.

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That does put a lot of pressure and it does seem like a chore if you take it to that level.

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So, yes, I see that too.

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It's no surprise that when forty-three percent admitted to purposely breaking a resolution in the past, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Forty-three percent to me seems a little low because...

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Yeah, and here's my thought on it is like, well, I'm not going to accomplish this right now.

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Twenty-five percent claimed their priorities had changed, and twenty-three percent forgot about it.

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I've been on that bandwagon before where it's like, oh, shit, I don't know whatever it was.

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Gen Z and millennials are most interested in giving it another go when they fail for the year.

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See, they're not as beat down as us.

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You know, I've had fifty-seven years on this planet, and I know when I'm beat.

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Millennials and Zs are still getting beat down, and when they get our age, they'll be like, eh, fuck it, I'm not going to, nah, I'm beat.

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I'm not giving it another go next year.

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You see, they just haven't been beat down enough yet, but they will.

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Believe me, you'll be beat down enough, and after you turn fifty, you're going to be like, ah, screw it.

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So, what they mean by a food resolution is eating better.

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So, eating better and health are the same thing, essentially, right?

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So, most over half, well over half of all the resolutions are about, you know, being healthy.

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Oh, there's a big divide right there between the Gen Zs and the millennials.

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Gen Zs are trying to, you know, and I got a theory on that, too.

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After a while, you get tired chasing the money, right, Rob?

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And that little bit of overtime scrap that they throw at you, you don't necessarily give a shit about.

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What you give a shit about is going home and doing what you want to do and enjoying your life.

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So, millennials have a little bit more time of that, where Gen Zs are still trying to build everything to where they can get to where they can go,

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you know what, I don't need the scraps, forget it, I'm not doing it.

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You know, boomers are, you know, up in their 70s and 80s, and Gen Zs are in their 50s, and I think the latest Gen Z would be almost 60, or not Z, Gen X.

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The latest Gen X would be, you know, almost 60.

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So, yes, naturally we're going to be focused on our general health.

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52% of Xers and 53% for boomers, and this is for health.

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I'm really surprised the Xers being more health, because, you know, I'm in this Facebook group that are, it's called Gen Xers.

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This site is just complete garbage, you know.

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You know, because it's become more of a guess my age baiting.

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I'm getting sick of it, because you have people that just are dying for a compliment, or to be vindicated that they look young for their age, or whatever.

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You know, the Xers seem, and I'm an Xer, to either have been hugged and told they're special too much, or not enough, but it's very annoying that people use these platforms fishing for compliments.

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Maybe health resolutions translate into fitness and looking better.

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Maybe that's why Xers are like that.

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I don't know.

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But, I mean, you know, it's just, it's really annoying when you find a group like that and you think they're going to be talking about music, and you think they're going to be talking about different things like, I don't know, this arthritis cream works well.

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But all it is is a bunch of people with filters trying to look young and fishing for you look young compliments.

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It's like 80% of the posts, or guess my age, and people are going to stop doing it because people have been brutal and nobody's stopping them.

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The administrators aren't stopping them.

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I mean, it's funny.

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You know, like one person said, let me guess you're looking for a dentist.

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And another one said, you might try a different foundation that doesn't accentuate your hairs, maybe a micro abrasion, all this stuff, and it's for a female.

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So anyhow, you know, people just get really cruel, and I don't blame them because they're like me, they get sick of people fishing for compliments.

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So anyhow, that was New York Post's survey.

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I'm not sure if they've done it or if they got it from somewhere else.

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I didn't read that, so I don't know.

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So anyhow, there you go.

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So I've got a River Market story coming up.

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But do you have something you want to get to here, Rob?

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Yeah, actually, I can make this one a fairly quick one.

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Did you hear that Sammy Hagar invited David Lee Roth to sing on the Van Halen tribute tour?

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Yes, okay. It changed. It morphed.

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Is that what you're talking about?

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Yeah, well, I have a quick one that breaks it down.

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Because I had like four or five different stories.

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Hang on, hang on. Let's preface this with this.

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When the story first came out, and correct me if I'm wrong, Rob, it was Sammy Hagar asked David Lee Roth to co-tour with him like they did many years ago, the Sammy and Dave Part 2.

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That was the first initial report, right?

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Yeah, yeah, that was the first initial report.

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But then, but then go ahead, Rob. I just want everyone to know what the first report was. And then now what is it? Because I think I know what you're going to say.

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As previously reported, David Lee Roth recently accepted Sammy Hagar's invitation to take part in his Van Halen tribute tour.

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However, Hagar has since clarified that Roth is only welcome to join for a show or two.

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Hagar told a fan the following when asked about Roth's willingness to take part.

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He'd come out and sing a song on a show or two, if he can remember the words. He's not invited on a tour. No fucking way.

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It was to sing a song with us somewhere like a lot of singers, guitars, etc. are going to do on this tour.

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I know better than to have him on tour again. Been there, done that.

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You want me to break this down, Rob? What I think happened?

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Bring it down, buddy.

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Okay. Sammy has been dogging Dave for a long time. Now, David Lee Roth, he can't sing anymore. His voice is gone.

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God bless him. He just can't do it anymore. He had to quit the Kiss Tour because he could not do it anymore.

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Then he went to Vegas and did a residency. And then he retired after a couple of shows. He cannot do it anymore. His voice is gone.

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He never did have the best voice. He was such a great showman. I loved the Van Halen with David Lee Roth.

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A thousand times better than the stuff with Sammy Hagar. I loved David Lee Roth's voice in his prime. A thousand times better than Sammy Hagar's.

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He never did have that great a voice.

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Let me add something to the whole story.

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Let me add something to the whole story, which I have not heard the other half of it.

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The original invitation was to David Lee Roth and Alex Van Halen.

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I have not heard whether Alex is accepted or not.

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I don't believe he has responded.

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You would think he...I don't know.

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I don't think he's going to respond. Here's why.

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His brother, Eddie Van Halen, went to his deathbed without talking to Sammy Hagar or an official,

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Hey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Let's bury the past.

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They ended on bad terms and they never did bury the hatchet before Eddie died.

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So I don't think Alex will have anything to do with Sammy Hagar because of that.

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Yes. And the Van Halens have always been weird about stuff anyhow.

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I mean, I love them. Very talented brothers.

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Eddie was one of the best ever, if not the best at modern guitar.

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So, you know, I don't expect Alex to even answer.

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I think he's just like, you know what?

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He's given the middle finger without giving the middle finger.

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He's notorious for doing that.

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He's a very private person. He's not in the spotlight.

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So I don't expect him to answer to anything.

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But I'll tell you what I think happened.

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OK, Sammy Hagar was making fun of David Lee Roth constantly.

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And Sammy Hagar invited David Lee Roth on the tour initially thinking David Lee Roth would say no.

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I think David Lee Roth thought about it. He goes, you know what?

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I'm going to show this piece of shit.

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He's not going to. He doesn't want me on the tour anyhow.

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So I'm going to accept the invitation.

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And then I think Sammy Hagar camp was like, oh shit, what do we do now?

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He accepted. And then they're like, oh, well, we didn't mean the whole tour.

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You know, I mean, it happens all the time.

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They go, well, they they got it wrong.

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They got the story wrong. It was never that.

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So I think there's a little bit of that going on.

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So anyhow, it was really kind of cool for him to invite David Lee Roth.

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And I think he meant it like that because he knows David Lee Roth can't do it anymore.

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It'd be like asking someone that couldn't walk to jump up out of their wheelchair and start walking. Right.

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Right. It would be a big fuck you to them is what it would be.

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And that's exactly what Sammy Hagar, I believe, in my opinion, done.

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Unless I'm completely wrong on reading this.

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I believe that that's what he done to try to embarrass David Lee Roth.

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So anyhow, so when David Lee Roth came back and said, yeah, I'll do it.

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And he's like, oh, got to shut this down right now.

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And then, you know, and then Alex Van Halen is being very clever about it, not even answering.

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So anyhow, OK, let's take a little break.

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Then we're going to come back with my river market story today that happened today.

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Alright. Like previously mentioned, I went to the River Market today.

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I like to go to the River Market and sit in the Commons area where we do the show at whenever we're lucky enough to get down there and do it.

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And anyhow, sit down there and write material.

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It's a great place to write material.

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I love it. It's a very way to calm your mind to me.

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It's my happy place.

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So I went to the River Market today to write material.

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The restroom at the City Market Coffee Roasters is upstairs.

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It's a set of spiral stairs.

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It's kind of a pain in the ass to get there.

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The room upstairs includes a cozy small couch, a big chair, and two tables and chairs.

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Very small tables.

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I was sitting in the Commons area in front of the City Market Coffee Roasters.

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You know, we all know coffee has to make you take a dump, right?

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Alright.

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Alright. Usually a pretty healthy one.

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And whenever you get a coffee dump, it just, it, I mean, it's like, you have to do it, right?

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It's like, oh, oh man.

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Whew.

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So I'm sitting out there kind of squirming.

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I'm like, man, gosh, maybe I can hold this off.

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I'm crowing and, oh shit.

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So the, you know, the Commons area is technically indoors.

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What they do is they close the bay doors.

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You know, people are constantly opening the door coming in from the outside.

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That whole Commons area can become very chilly.

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And this morning with attempts in the lower 20s, it was very chilly.

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So the restroom, like I said before, is upstairs.

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It's in a very small room, like I mentioned, with a couple of tables and, you know, and, you know,

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I get a very, very strong dump pain in my gut, right?

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I proceed upstairs to do the set activity.

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I just, I go up the stairs and I got my laptop, I got my coffee, I got my phone,

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and I got my notepad and I got all this stuff that I'm carrying up there, okay?

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And so I'm like, man, okay, boy, the room's full.

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Shit.

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So anyhow, but the restroom's open.

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So the latch on the door in the restroom is broken and it will not close.

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So you physically have to hold the door closed, which wasn't easy.

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I accomplished this feat with some difficulty.

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I had to put all my stuff on the ground, which I didn't like doing,

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and then I had to, you know, pick it all back up afterwards, you know.

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So I finish up and I want to stay up there if I can to write, you know, in the morinth,

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but all the tables were occupied.

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I leave the small room for downstairs, you know, because it's full up.

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I go back out to the Commons area.

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It's still very chilly.

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I start to notice all the upstairs room is cleared out.

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I didn't mean to, but my fecal odor actually made everybody exit quick

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because the door wouldn't close.

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And so next time I need a fucking chair up there,

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if I need a table to write material, I know what to do.

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I mean, if you can muster up a dump, and all these people when they were leaving

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were giving me the glare, and I'm like, what the hell did I do?

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And after they all left, I kind of, oh yeah, oh my God, I stunk them out of the room.

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And anyhow, at that point I stayed down there in the Commons area

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and I was starting to warm up a little bit and I was like, fuck it, but you know what?

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Fuck them. I thought it was funny.

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And I'm going to try to do it every time I can down there.

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As long as that latch on that door will not close, as long as it won't close right,

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and it keeps coming open, I'll keep doing it because there's no way they can close the door.

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They have to smell my shit.

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So, anyhow, it was pretty damn cool.

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I enjoyed it immensely because that's what kind of prick I am.

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So, anyhow.

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That's the kind of, we both are.

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Yes. You would have been a proud papa too.

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You would have been looking at me and going, ah yeah, smell my nectar.

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Smell it!

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Yeah.

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Devour my aroma.

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Eat up! Eat up!

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So, anyhow.

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Sorry.

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I got a dry throat and whenever I force something like, eat up, it makes me cough.

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Again.

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Okay.

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You know, um.

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It happens to us old guys.

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It does. Yes it does. It happens more and more.

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My sinuses are fucked, my throat's fucked, everything is fucked.

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So, anyhow.

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But my colonoscopy was good. So, that's good.

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That's awesome.

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So, I got one thing going for me. Right?

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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So.

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The, um.

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You know, a few podcasts ago I went into RC, Royal Crown Cola.

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And I went into its origins, right?

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Stuff like this interests me.

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I hope it interests the people out there too.

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So, you know, I've been on this RC kick because I get tired of the big two.

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I get tired of Coke, I get tired of Pepsi, I get tired of Dr. Pepper, I get tired of Sprite.

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All that stuff.

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And so, I need something different.

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And RC was from my childhood and with that new retro label,

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it's more enticing to me than ever to go buy this soda because it has the familiar logo from when I was a child.

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And, you know, hey, you know, getting an RC.

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So.

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Anyhow.

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Today, the secret name behind Pepsi.

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Okay.

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First off, the soda was invented in 1893 by pharmacist Caleb Brandham.

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It was created to promote digestion and boost energy and its name comes from dyspepsia.

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Also known as indigestion.

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The original Pepsi Cola name was called Brad's Drink.

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Brad was a customer looking for relief from chronic indigestion.

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So, Brad was kind of a guinea pig of sorts.

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The name was not catchy, so the name Pepsi came about from dyspepsia, which means indigestion.

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And a pharmacist came up with this.

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And that is how Pepsi, the name, was originated from the name indigestion.

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So, there is your history lesson, if you will.

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And I think everybody knows the origin of Coca Cola, but I will go into it.

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And I will also go into the origin of Dr. Pepper, Sprite, 7-Up, and everything.

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And to me, this stuff fascinates me.

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I hope it does to you.

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If you don't like it or you love it, DoucheBee66 at Yahoo.com.

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Let us know.

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You think it's a boring segment?

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Let me know.

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I'll definitely consider not doing it again.

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But I think most people are like me.

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And Rob, do you find that stuff fascinating?

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Yes, I do.

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Okay.

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Because I grew up drinking RC also.

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Yes.

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Yeah, yeah.

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The sooner I could get away from Canfield's Orange that my mom and dad bought because it was cheap, the better.

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Yeah.

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And they used to get it at the FINA station.

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I think I thought it was the Sinclair station.

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But I got to remember it was over on Winter Road going towards Independence.

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And we went to Lake that way.

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We lived in Northeast Kansas City.

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And so Independence Avenue would turn into Winter Road, I believe, when you got out towards Independence.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And there was a FINA station there.

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And they had these big stacks of Canfield's Orange, like ridiculously cheap generic soda.

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And my parents would splurge for that every now and then.

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They'd go, all right, let's get a case of this.

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And at first it was great.

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But then I tried a real soda.

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And I was like, oh, man, that stuff is fucking horrible.

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So anyhow, ever since I could buy my own soda with my own money for mowing lawns or whatever, whatever the hell I had to do, pick up bricks, I don't know, whatever, I would buy something like RC or Pepsi.

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But yeah, I remember loving RC a lot when I was young and the famous red, white, and blue can with the big RC on the front of it.

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But anyhow, on with you.

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It's nostalgic.

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And anyhow, I went into the...

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Oh, dude, I didn't tell you.

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Yeah.

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On Black Friday, I went up to see my mom, took mom to lunch.

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Uh-huh.

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And we went to Cracker Barrel in Columbia, Missouri.

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Uh-huh.

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Right behind me was a knee-high sign.

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Oh, which one?

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Dude, I would have loved to have that thing.

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Was it a specific knee-high sign or just a generic knee-high sign?

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Oh, it had all the flavors on it.

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Oh, man.

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Yeah, that brings back memories.

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I would have loved to have that sign.

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Oh, and by the way, Coaches, this local bar and grill, there's four or five of them around Kansas City area.

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It's called Coaches.

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I've heard of them.

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Okay.

425
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Well, you've probably even been to one.

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You used to live around Kansas City.

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No, I've never been to one.

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Okay.

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Well, anyhow, they had on tap Yuen Ling Hershey's.

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Right on.

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It was very good.

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Very good.

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I think the tap, the draft, might have a little bit more of a chocolate flavor than the can.

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So, Rob, if you get a chance, I suggest trying the draft.

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I'm going to look around.

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It was a fantastic beer, dude.

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I really enjoyed it.

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So, anyhow, all I can say is...

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I've only had out of bottle.

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Okay.

441
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Out of draft, it seemed to me like it had a pretty damn good chocolate flavor to it, but a nice beer kick at the end of it.

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So, it was good.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

445
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Same thing for you?

446
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Pretty much out of the bottle.

447
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Okay.

448
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Well, try a draft.

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I think a draft is probably going to be a little bit better for something like that.

450
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:22,000
Like I said, my personal taste, I would like just a tad bit more chocolate.

451
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000
Okay.

452
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,000
Then maybe I was just...

453
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Not a lot, just a tad.

454
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Okay.

455
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:30,000
Then maybe my taste is a little less chocolate, a little bit more beer, so it worked for me.

456
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
But, okay, anyhow, it was really good.

457
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000
I enjoyed it.

458
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,000
So...

459
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Oh, yeah, it's definitely working.

460
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,000
Yeah.

461
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Yeah.

462
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,000
So, I see how come they do it now because I was kind of like, hmm, I don't know.

463
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,000
Yeah.

464
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:47,200
Because I've tried chocolate porters and stouts before, and I really have not enjoyed them

465
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,200
very much.

466
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:54,440
I didn't enjoy the collaboration of the two, but Yenling, to me, done it just perfectly.

467
00:33:54,440 --> 00:34:01,240
It just had just enough of a chocolate flavor and then kicked out, and then the beer aftertaste

468
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,240
came in.

469
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:06,000
So, anyhow.

470
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:12,240
Did you hear about KFC reaching out to Travis Kelsey?

471
00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:14,000
Huh.

472
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,000
Okay.

473
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:22,920
KFC responds to Travis Kelsey after he revealed he is spending Thanksgiving alone, eating

474
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:27,000
KFC chicken because of Taylor Swift's tour commitments.

475
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,640
Yeah, I remember that story.

476
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:30,640
Okay.

477
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:31,640
Yeah.

478
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:35,080
KFC reached out to Travis with a hilarious message after he joked around about being

479
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:40,800
alone on his New Heights podcast he does with his brother Jason.

480
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:46,240
KFC responds on Twitter or X, if you will, at TKels.

481
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:47,960
You belong with us.

482
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,040
So, you're not alone.

483
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,320
You know, that's what they're saying.

484
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:58,840
Jason Kelsey offered Travis an invite to his Thanksgiving with his wife and children.

485
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:03,520
Travis opted not to because of logistics and doing extra practice with the team.

486
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,280
I guess it worked.

487
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:10,800
The 31-17 smashing of the Raiders is, if that's any indication, they should practice every

488
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,880
fucking day for 24 hours.

489
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,720
So, anyhow, they responded very well.

490
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:20,120
They could actually catch a ball this time.

491
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,120
So.

492
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,120
Oh, that reminds me.

493
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:26,240
When we get down, I got a story about that game.

494
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,240
Oh, okay.

495
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:29,240
Update.

496
00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:30,240
Okay.

497
00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:41,840
And then the update is Kelsey did indeed order KFC at his place with some NFL pals.

498
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,320
Per People Magazine.

499
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:51,680
56 piece fried chicken, 80 hot and spicy wings, catering-sized mashed potatoes, two mac and

500
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:55,160
cheeses and two corns.

501
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,160
And is your...

502
00:35:56,160 --> 00:36:00,000
There's three of them.

503
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,640
For three people.

504
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:02,640
Was that for three people?

505
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:03,640
I'm joking.

506
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:04,640
Oh, okay.

507
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:05,640
I was going to go, wow.

508
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:06,640
Okay.

509
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:07,640
Well, anyhow, I'm not sure.

510
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:08,640
I don't know.

511
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:11,720
Them football players can put away a lot of food, man.

512
00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:13,520
Yes, they burn it off.

513
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:14,520
They're like boxers.

514
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,520
Yeah.

515
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,720
Boxers will do like 10,000 calories a day and they'll burn off 12,000.

516
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,720
You know, so.

517
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:21,720
Yeah.

518
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:22,720
Yeah.

519
00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:23,720
So.

520
00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:24,720
Okay.

521
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:27,440
You had a story along that line.

522
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:28,440
Something you said?

523
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,440
Yeah.

524
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:33,360
It has to do with the Raiders Chiefs game.

525
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,360
Okay.

526
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:41,320
The Las Vegas Raiders sent a bold statement to the locker room after they cut a player

527
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:47,840
a day after an ugly scene on the sidelines Sunday.

528
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:54,920
The Raiders had some frustrated players during their 31 to 17 loss to the Kansas City Chiefs

529
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:58,440
in week 12.

530
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:02,880
Four time all-pro quarterback Marcus Peters.

531
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:06,760
Chief, why is that name South?

532
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:11,280
Because he was a chief and we cut him because he was a malcontent.

533
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:17,200
Supposedly he attacked a coach on the team bus.

534
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,400
Next day he was traded.

535
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,400
Or cut.

536
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,400
Okay.

537
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:26,400
Well, this happened just this week.

538
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,400
Okay.

539
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:33,840
The Los Angeles small pro quarterback Marcus Peters had a serious altercation with head

540
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:37,440
coach Antonio Pierce on the sideline.

541
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,240
Antonio Pierce is a tough son of a bitch.

542
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:42,400
Marcus Peters better watch his ass.

543
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,400
Go ahead.

544
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,400
Peters.

545
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:48,640
Peters was pulled from the game.

546
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:57,280
According to Vic Taffer with the athletic, the Raiders released Peters Monday morning.

547
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:04,880
The Raiders saved nearly 1.5 million by cutting Peters before he could earn performance based

548
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:05,880
incentives.

549
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:06,880
Good.

550
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:07,880
Good.

551
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:08,880
The guy is-

552
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:14,280
That's why I brought this up because I remembered that.

553
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:18,600
I remember that story you were talking about.

554
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:19,600
Yes.

555
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,160
This is not an isolated incident.

556
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:23,160
No.

557
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,160
This has been going on.

558
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,640
Every team he's ever been with he's been pretty much tossed aside.

559
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,920
The guy has all the talent in the world.

560
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:30,920
In my opinion he has-

561
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:31,920
Oh my God.

562
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:32,920
I love him.

563
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:33,920
What's a chief?

564
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:37,320
He has a nickel brain and a hundred dollar talent.

565
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,400
I mean to put it in perspective.

566
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,120
He doesn't use his brain.

567
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,700
He goes off on coaches.

568
00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:47,960
He goes off on authority.

569
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:51,480
He takes plays off.

570
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:55,720
The talent is there but he cannot put it together.

571
00:38:55,720 --> 00:39:00,960
He just always has a way of screwing himself and the team that he's with.

572
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,680
So anyhow, yeah.

573
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:03,680
You know what?

574
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:09,560
If the Raiders cut you because you're a malcontent you can damn well bet you're a malcontent.

575
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:10,560
Now-

576
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:15,240
You better figure your career is over.

577
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:17,080
It's my guess.

578
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:21,040
I wouldn't think any team would pick him up now for anything.

579
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:26,160
As many times as it happened, no.

580
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:27,160
No.

581
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,640
Why would you?

582
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,080
Why in the world would you do that?

583
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:36,120
I mean this guy isn't the- to me he just seems like he kind of divides a locker room anyhow

584
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,120
with his antics.

585
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:43,600
So you can't let someone keep doing antics like that because when you do that then you're

586
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:47,640
giving a message to the rest of the team that you can do whatever you want.

587
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:52,240
So anyhow.

588
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:59,600
You know the Kansas City Chiefs fans were so loud at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas

589
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:04,120
Skip Bayless mistaked the game for Arrowhead.

590
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:12,920
We all know Skippy gets a little confused but the Chiefs kingdom was real with a boy.

591
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:19,120
Well he's the guy that kept saying that Patrick Mahomes wasn't that great and that Dak Prescott

592
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:23,440
was better and just he loved to motherfuck us.

593
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:29,560
You know any chance he got to motherfuck Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs he did.

594
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,160
He is a Chiefs hater.

595
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:41,120
He loves the Cowboys and anyhow he was just such a blowhard.

596
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,120
He's a counter programmer.

597
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:45,040
He doesn't really have anything to say in my opinion.

598
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:52,920
He doesn't really offer anything except whatever somebody says he just counters it.

599
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:58,200
Like Shannon Sharp will go Patrick Mahomes best quarterback ever and then first thing

600
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,320
he's going to go oh no way.

601
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:01,320
Nuh uh.

602
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,320
No.

603
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,320
Dak Prescott's better or whoever.

604
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,240
You know he's just a counter program to whatever you say.

605
00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:14,320
You can say Tom Brady best quarterback ever or you know or Bill Belich whatever.

606
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:18,600
But whatever you say whatever Shannon Sharp says or anyone else says he has to counter

607
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:23,200
program it because he doesn't have any originality that he thought of.

608
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:27,480
I don't even know how the hell he even got to where he's at with his little talent in

609
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,520
my opinion that he has.

610
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:37,160
So anyhow how about if we take a break and we come right back with the word of the year.

611
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:38,160
According to Merriam-Webster.

612
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:39,160
Does that sound good?

613
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:43,480
This is going to be interesting.

614
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,760
It is.

615
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,760
We'll be right back.

616
00:41:47,760 --> 00:42:04,400
Oh lord that man just saw a puppy in half.

617
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:05,400
Hey there.

618
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,400
Don't worry.

619
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,160
I have a clown nose.

620
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:13,640
Oh no.

621
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,360
That drunk guy just hit my child.

622
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,160
It is okay.

623
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,160
I have a clown nose.

624
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,160
Clown noses.

625
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,160
Just put one on and you can do anything.

626
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,160
Want to run for office?

627
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:27,160
Murder people in public?

628
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:31,840
Just grab a clown nose and bam everyone laughs.

629
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,320
Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions.

630
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,320
I'm going to be the one today and make magic happen.

631
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:43,160
In that brand new future, strange consults from an alien.

632
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:48,920
May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks.

633
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:53,080
A lot of podcasts just come from a can.

634
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:59,920
Here at Two Dish Bags and a Microphone we pour our own podcasts.

635
00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:04,480
Yep, things of the herd in hell.

636
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:08,480
Man, Axel Rose is such a great childhood therapist.

637
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,480
I hope he writes more books.

638
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,480
Hey look, I think we found land.

639
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,480
Oh my god, I think we're safe.

640
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:18,480
Oh no.

641
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:19,480
It's the island of horrible jokes.

642
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:20,480
Why?

643
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:31,480
Cannon nose, it happens as long.

644
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:32,480
Because then it would be a foot.

645
00:43:32,480 --> 00:44:00,560
Two Dish Bags and a Microphone.

646
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,800
Two Dish Bags and a Microphone.

647
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:06,000
I'm Mark and I'm Ralph.

648
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:14,640
Alright, before we get to the Harry Assel Olympics final of this round, round two is

649
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:15,640
it?

650
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,760
Is that what we figured out or is it round three?

651
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:18,760
Round two.

652
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:19,760
Okay, round two.

653
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:24,600
Before we get to the final of the round two of the Harry Assel Olympics, I have the word

654
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,000
of the year.

655
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,740
The Webster Marion Word of the Year.

656
00:44:27,740 --> 00:44:29,920
This is Webster Marion Dictionary.

657
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:33,400
The word of the year is Authentic.

658
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:34,400
And here's why.

659
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:39,400
If what we search for is any indication of what we value, then things aren't looking

660
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,640
great for artificial intelligence.

661
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:48,400
Authentic was selected as the 2023 Word of the Year by Marion Webster Dictionary, leading

662
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:54,760
among the most looked up words in the dictionary, 500,000 entries, the company said in a press

663
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,340
release Monday.

664
00:44:56,340 --> 00:45:05,320
After all, this was the year of chat GPT, disrupted academic integrity, and AI drove

665
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:10,640
Hollywood actors and writers to the picket lines.

666
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,400
Because that was one of the, did you know that?

667
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:20,600
That was one of the biggest points about the Hollywood writer and actor strike was AI,

668
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,760
artificial intelligence, taking their jobs.

669
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:27,520
They have it in their contracts that they can't use AI to a certain degree.

670
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:31,400
Okay, I knew it was part of it.

671
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,120
I didn't know it was that big a part of it.

672
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:37,960
Yeah, because AI can do this.

673
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:41,400
Let's take Tom Cruise.

674
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:42,400
Okay.

675
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:48,480
AI can, you can give AI a picture of Tom Cruise and they could make a movie with his image

676
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:53,120
and it will look just like him and act just like him.

677
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,160
So you see that slippery slope?

678
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:59,560
Like we're talking last podcast, I believe we're talking about how it's going to get

679
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:04,320
to where someone could come up and go, I didn't do that crime.

680
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:05,320
I know.

681
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,880
We've been saying that for a long time.

682
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,160
Yeah, they're going to go, well, it's on video.

683
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:11,720
That video was AI generated.

684
00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:13,280
I was not there.

685
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:17,080
And how, if it's that good, how can you prove that he was there?

686
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:18,080
Go ahead.

687
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,080
Come on, think about it.

688
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:23,600
Our favorite one, Gary Busey buttered sausage.

689
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:24,600
Yes.

690
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:34,080
It was so believable that Gary Busey had to come out with a statement.

691
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:41,200
So how Gary Busey came out with a statement, I'll never know, but he did it.

692
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:47,400
He's fucking crackers and crayons, fucking just teapot fucking over kettle.

693
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:48,400
He did not.

694
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:54,800
So, but he was cognizant enough to go, I didn't do this buttered sausage.

695
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,960
What the hell are they talking about?

696
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:00,240
He had to come up with a rebuttal, which is funnier than Al.

697
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:05,960
It makes it, it makes it so much funnier that someone like Gary Busey took note and had

698
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:12,400
to come out and go, ah, I'm from Texas and we don't do butter on our socks.

699
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:13,720
He said something like that.

700
00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:14,720
It was funny.

701
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:15,720
Yeah.

702
00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:20,600
Okay, so anyhow, on social media, millions signed up to be real.

703
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:26,920
Beauty filters sparked a big backlash and Elon Musk told brands to be more authentic

704
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:33,440
on Twitter, which is now X, before deciding to change them all to $8 a month to prove

705
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:36,480
that they are who they say they are.

706
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:42,360
So you see, that's another thing that authentic covers.

707
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:49,440
You have to pay $8 a month, that way they can, they have, they can spend the resources

708
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:52,680
to prove that that's you.

709
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:54,920
Because that proves that you're authentic.

710
00:47:54,920 --> 00:48:00,560
Okay, let's say that I was really famous, okay, and someone comes up with the handle,

711
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:03,200
the real Mark Wallace.

712
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:04,920
And then I'm like, what the fuck?

713
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:06,360
That's, that's not me.

714
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:07,840
Okay, I see what you're talking about.

715
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:14,120
Then you have to spend $8 a month to have that blue check mark to say, we checked this

716
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:20,720
guy out and he is actually really Mark Wallace.

717
00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:25,640
So that is why the word authentic is the word of the year.

718
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:34,880
And I agree with Merriam-Webster 100% because that is the future that we're looking at and

719
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:39,600
the future that you're going to have to prove you're you, isn't that insane?

720
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,040
Yeah.

721
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:44,240
Who would have ever thought it would have come to this?

722
00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:46,160
So that's what an ID was for.

723
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,760
I was wanting flying cars.

724
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,520
I wasn't wanting this shit.

725
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:53,760
Yeah, no, I wanted the Jetsons, dude.

726
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:57,000
Yeah, I was wanting the Jetsons, man.

727
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:02,040
No, I wanted a dog named Astro.

728
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,040
Yes.

729
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:09,600
Yeah, I wanted to like ship the kids off in their little fucking space tote in their little

730
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:10,600
yeah.

731
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:11,600
Yeah.

732
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,600
Okay, we'll see you tonight.

733
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,680
And then float off to another planet.

734
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:17,680
Nope.

735
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:23,080
But instead, what was the daughter's singing boyfriend?

736
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:24,080
Shit.

737
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:29,080
I might say a lot of my daughter's boyfriend.

738
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,000
Oh, really?

739
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,720
So you like him, don't you?

740
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,280
No, I don't.

741
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:36,760
Oh, you don't?

742
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:38,200
Oh, okay.

743
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:39,200
I got it wrong.

744
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,200
I'm sorry.

745
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:41,200
Okay.

746
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:42,200
No, no, no.

747
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:43,200
This new one?

748
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:44,200
Yeah.

749
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,200
Okay, this was a lot of her ex-boyfriends.

750
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:47,200
Oh, okay.

751
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:48,200
I got you.

752
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,200
Yeah.

753
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:50,200
Okay.

754
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,200
Well, anyhow, let's finish out this story.

755
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,200
No, this new one I like.

756
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:54,200
This new one I like a lot.

757
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,200
That's what I thought you said.

758
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:57,200
Okay.

759
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:58,200
Okay.

760
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:02,680
So, 23 was a year of the authenticity morphed into performance.

761
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:08,480
It's very meaning made fuzzy amidst the onslaught of algorithms and alternative facts.

762
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:10,640
The more we crave it, the more we question it.

763
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:16,560
And alternative facts is where, remember how we were talking about even Snopes and a lot

764
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,160
of these fact checkers are wrong?

765
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:20,160
Yeah.

766
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,160
Yeah.

767
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:26,400
It's just like, let's go back to earlier in this podcast, Sammy and Dave tour.

768
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:27,400
Look at that one.

769
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:28,400
Yeah.

770
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,680
How many different stories and versions are there?

771
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,680
Who could say?

772
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:42,560
Well, the stories I was talking about was different steps through the whole process as

773
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,520
they were coming out.

774
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:48,920
So the story I was working on, it all went up to this.

775
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:49,920
Yes.

776
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:52,920
You know, so.

777
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:53,920
Yeah.

778
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:54,920
Yeah.

779
00:50:54,920 --> 00:51:01,280
Well, yeah, everything that we've been talking about would indicate that authentic should

780
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,400
be the word of the year for Merriam-Webster.

781
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:04,400
I agree with it.

782
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:05,400
And yeah, 100%.

783
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:06,400
I get it.

784
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:07,400
100%.

785
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:08,400
100%.

786
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:09,400
Yep.

787
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,400
Okay.

788
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:17,720
Should we go on to the hairy asshole Olympics, Rob?

789
00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:18,720
We shall.

790
00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:20,000
All right.

791
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:24,560
Let me go ahead and introduce the hairy asshole Olympics.

792
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:33,320
This was, this is a contest that Rob and I dreamt up and it is just simply guessing who

793
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:36,860
has a hairier asshole.

794
00:51:36,860 --> 00:51:38,280
No fact in it at all.

795
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:43,600
Just how we think someone asshole would look like hair wise.

796
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:44,600
Famous people.

797
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:45,600
Famous people.

798
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:46,600
Yeah.

799
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:47,600
Yeah.

800
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:49,160
I can't go a Billy down the road.

801
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:50,560
All right.

802
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:51,560
Yeah.

803
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:52,560
Yeah.

804
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:53,560
So this is famous people.

805
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:54,560
I'm not sure if you're listening to this, Rob.

806
00:51:54,560 --> 00:52:00,160
So although seeing how I am in this on this show, it's made me famous.

807
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,280
I have been on this list.

808
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,280
Yes.

809
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:07,680
Because everybody that listens to this podcast does know Rob and Rob was on the list.

810
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:12,080
I actually promoted him.

811
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:15,480
I put him on my list and Rob lost.

812
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:16,480
Who did you lose to?

813
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:17,480
I forgot.

814
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:18,480
Mick Foley.

815
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:22,480
You lost to Mick Foley.

816
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:23,480
Yes.

817
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:24,480
Right.

818
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:29,480
And if you went to a different guy, you probably would have won because Rob's.

819
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:30,480
Right.

820
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,840
I beat out Jake Sully from Avatar.

821
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,840
Yes, he did.

822
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:39,000
The human version Jake Sully.

823
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,600
And that was a Topher call, wasn't it?

824
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:41,600
Did that go to Topher?

825
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:42,600
Yeah.

826
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:43,600
Yeah.

827
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:44,600
Yeah.

828
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:47,720
Because I did not vote on myself.

829
00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:50,720
They all went to Topher.

830
00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:51,720
Yes.

831
00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:54,840
And on this contest.

832
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:59,520
And also let everybody know on this contest, Topher is a high ruling authority.

833
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:04,200
If we have something in question, we send it to him and what he says goes.

834
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:08,560
And he's made a couple of calls here of who wins.

835
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:18,080
So and he also did the bigger ass bag and he picked Baker Mayfield over Jimmy Garoppolo

836
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:19,740
last last podcast.

837
00:53:19,740 --> 00:53:20,740
So we use.

838
00:53:20,740 --> 00:53:21,740
Yeah, yeah, I agree.

839
00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:22,740
He was in agreement.

840
00:53:22,740 --> 00:53:27,740
Yes, I agree with that 100 percent as well.

841
00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:28,740
OK.

842
00:53:28,740 --> 00:53:31,740
Topher is our godfather.

843
00:53:31,740 --> 00:53:33,740
Yes, he is.

844
00:53:33,740 --> 00:53:34,740
Yep.

845
00:53:34,740 --> 00:53:38,640
The one of the biggest.

846
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,640
What would you call it?

847
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:49,720
Facilitators, igniters, catalysts were the biggest catalysts of this show.

848
00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:55,200
I mean, it would have never got off the ground if he did not figure some stuff out about

849
00:53:55,200 --> 00:54:01,360
RSS and other things about podcasting and and actually learned the software way before

850
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:04,360
I did and taught it to me.

851
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:09,200
So anyhow, Topher is the final ruling on all of these.

852
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:12,560
And anyhow, every time we get a chance to salute him, we do.

853
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:13,560
We help one these days.

854
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:19,260
He'll at least do a regular segment again, if not even be part of the show regularly.

855
00:54:19,260 --> 00:54:24,240
So anyhow, it's in his hands and we would love for him to come back in any fashion.

856
00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:28,040
After all, after all, we are one big family.

857
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:29,200
Yes, we are.

858
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:34,380
And if it ever comes down to anything, we will be three douchebags in a microphone,

859
00:54:34,380 --> 00:54:35,700
but the name is copyrighted.

860
00:54:35,700 --> 00:54:39,000
So it has to be two douchebags in a microphone legally.

861
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,040
But it can be three douchebags in a microphone easily.

862
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:48,960
Well, we will be two douchebags and a microphone and a nice ass cheek.

863
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:50,440
I'll be the ass cheek.

864
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:51,760
OK, there we go.

865
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:52,760
That sounds great.

866
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:53,760
Yeah.

867
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:54,760
OK, cool.

868
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:57,400
All right, Rob, go ahead.

869
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,320
You have the list.

870
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:02,320
This is you.

871
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:05,320
All righty.

872
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:18,880
First up, we have Abe Blinken versus Zach Galifianakis.

873
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:24,880
OK, OK, we got to talk this out, right?

874
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:30,480
OK, Abe Blinken back in those days.

875
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:34,600
Now Zach Galifianakis is one of the hairiest people I've ever seen, right?

876
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:36,600
Oh my God, yes.

877
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:39,720
He's got hair on top of his hair.

878
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:42,520
He's got hair growing out of hair follicles.

879
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:45,600
This guy has just got fucking thick hair everywhere.

880
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:49,440
I could only imagine how bad his asshole hair is.

881
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:57,360
But you're also talking about Abe Blinken in the Old West Hygiene, which is Rob's very

882
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:01,220
famous segment, which people love.

883
00:56:01,220 --> 00:56:07,440
It's a very popular segment, and this is where Rob points out the hygiene in Old West.

884
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:16,200
So if you heard some...

885
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:17,200
As the article says, lack of hygiene.

886
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:18,200
Lack of, yes.

887
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:27,240
And if you heard any of his segments on Old West Hygiene, you would almost have to go

888
00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:28,240
with...

889
00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:29,240
It reminds me, we're due for one.

890
00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:30,240
We'll do that on the next one.

891
00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:31,240
Yes, we are.

892
00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:38,160
But I also love the American Songwriters list too, especially the back masking one.

893
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:39,640
That was fucking tough, Rob.

894
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:41,280
I love that one.

895
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:51,720
So I'm going to have to go, reluctantly, I love Zach Galifianakis, and I love that pick.

896
00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:56,240
Do you still have a save, Rob?

897
00:56:56,240 --> 00:56:59,440
Yeah.

898
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:05,160
Do you feel inclined to save, Zach?

899
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,280
Well, I don't know.

900
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:09,760
You have to pick two.

901
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:14,720
Because of Old West Hygiene or lack of, I'm going to have to go with Abe Blinken.

902
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:16,760
Okay, go ahead.

903
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:24,160
Here's what I was thinking.

904
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:26,160
We end this one tonight.

905
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:28,320
Okay, all right.

906
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:35,800
Which means we have no room to put in saves because we're two against two and are two

907
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:36,800
bands.

908
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:37,800
Okay.

909
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:45,080
So we pick the winners between these two and then put them against each other and then

910
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:46,080
do the bands.

911
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:47,080
Okay, all right.

912
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:48,080
Then I...

913
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:49,080
That's what I...

914
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:53,880
And then we'll move on to a new segment.

915
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:54,880
Rob, you're right.

916
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:56,440
We're going to go ahead and cap this off.

917
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:57,440
We've been needing to for a long time.

918
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:58,440
We're that close.

919
00:57:58,440 --> 00:57:59,440
We're this close, man.

920
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:00,440
Okay, all right.

921
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:05,200
I'm going to have to go with Abe Blinken only because of Old West Hygiene, but I think Zach

922
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:09,520
Galifianakis kicks his ass on every other aspect.

923
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:10,520
Your thoughts?

924
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:15,760
Abe Blinken got my vote because of Old West Hygiene.

925
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:20,440
Okay, Abe Blinken wins that round.

926
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:24,560
Next one, Rob.

927
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:32,920
And our next battle, Rob Zombie versus Bob Marley.

928
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:34,960
Ooh.

929
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:36,960
Okay.

930
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:41,360
Both of them have dreads.

931
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:46,440
I'm going to lean towards Bob Marley and here's why.

932
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,320
Bob Marley is such a stoner.

933
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:52,280
I don't think he gives one ounce of shit about his nut or ass hair.

934
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:58,000
And I think it just rolls everywhere to where I think maybe Rob Zombie, he has a hot wife,

935
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,000
right?

936
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,000
Yeah.

937
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:05,920
She probably makes him clean that shit up a little bit, don't you think?

938
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:17,240
Well, this is where I'm kicking my own ass for not reading another article I had saved

939
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:18,240
for tonight.

940
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:23,240
Because I didn't know we were going to get around the hairy ass Olympics.

941
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:25,240
Well, I just got to…

942
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:27,240
It's about Rob Zombie.

943
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:33,320
Rob Zombie comes from a carnival and circus family.

944
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,320
Oh boy.

945
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:36,320
Okay.

946
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:37,320
Okay.

947
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:38,320
I didn't know that.

948
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:39,320
Knowing that…

949
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:51,240
Now, I didn't know that until today and now that throws his whole character into place.

950
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:52,240
Okay.

951
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:54,240
I'm going to have to go with Rob Zombie.

952
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:56,480
I'm going to have to switch my vote.

953
00:59:56,480 --> 01:00:00,160
Rob Zombie gets it because more evidence came in at the last minute.

954
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:05,760
I went over this evidence and because of this evidence, I'm changing my vote.

955
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:09,760
I was going to read that story wall again.

956
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:10,760
You know what?

957
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:11,760
Read it.

958
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:14,760
Tomorrow's podcast, read that story, okay?

959
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:15,760
Okay.

960
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:16,760
Okay.

961
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:18,760
Rob Zombie for me.

962
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:21,760
Got my vote.

963
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:22,760
Alright.

964
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:25,720
So, so far, Abe Lincoln, Rob Zombie.

965
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:27,760
Now we go to the bands.

966
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:33,760
Well, we got to finish these two up.

967
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:36,760
Oh, do you want to finish these two up before we go to the band?

968
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:37,760
Okay.

969
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:38,760
Alright.

970
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:39,760
Abe Lincoln against Rob Zombie.

971
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:40,760
Alright.

972
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:41,760
Let's go to the bands.

973
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:42,760
Okay.

974
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:43,760
Let's go to the bands.

975
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:44,760
Okay.

976
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:45,760
Bands.

977
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:46,760
Give us a minute to think about this.

978
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:47,760
Yeah, yeah.

979
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:48,760
That's why I wanted to go to the bands is to give me a minute to kind of figure out what

980
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:51,760
I'm going to do about the other situation.

981
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:53,760
So.

982
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:55,760
Okay.

983
01:00:55,760 --> 01:01:00,760
Our final bands.

984
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:05,760
My Twisted Sister against your Allison Chains.

985
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:14,760
I'm going to go with Allison Chains just because they were grunge and had huge beards and they

986
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:15,760
didn't give a shit.

987
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:16,760
They were sloppy.

988
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:19,760
They, they, they wore torn up jeans.

989
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:27,760
They wore, they, they, they wore, you know, fucking flannel and just they dressed down

990
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,760
in t-shirts.

991
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:35,760
Twisted Sister wore a lot of tight outfits, a lot of leatherish stuff.

992
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:40,760
I think that it gets so hot in that leather that you would have to do a certain amount

993
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:41,760
of grooming.

994
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:49,760
Otherwise you are just fucking sweating through that leather and the pleather and the spandex.

995
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:51,760
Rob?

996
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:55,760
Oh my God, Mark.

997
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:58,760
You just swayed my vote.

998
01:01:58,760 --> 01:01:59,760
All right.

999
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:00,760
Allison Chains.

1000
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:04,760
I was all for Twisted Sister until you just said that.

1001
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:06,760
You're correct on that.

1002
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:07,760
Yeah.

1003
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:08,760
Yeah.

1004
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:09,760
Yeah.

1005
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:10,760
I thought about it.

1006
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:15,760
Allison Chains is this round's band champion.

1007
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:16,760
Yay.

1008
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:18,760
Good job, Allison Chains.

1009
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:19,760
Jerry Cantrell.

1010
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:23,760
I'm sorry I missed your concert, but I had to work that night.

1011
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:25,760
So, okay.

1012
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:34,760
So now we go back to the matchup between Abe Lincoln and Rob Zombie.

1013
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:42,760
Abe Lincoln, you have old west hygiene, but Rob Zombie, you have hair everywhere, dreads,

1014
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:43,760
and carny.

1015
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:48,760
I'm going for Rob Zombie.

1016
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:56,760
The carny would offset the old west hygiene.

1017
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:58,760
So that right there, old west hygiene.

1018
01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:01,760
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

1019
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:03,760
Yeah?

1020
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:04,760
Oh, now wait a second.

1021
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:06,760
No, it'd be close.

1022
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,760
It would be close.

1023
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:14,760
How old was Abe Lincoln when he got killed?

1024
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:18,760
Okay, don't you have to be 35 to be president, right?

1025
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:19,760
35 years old.

1026
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:21,760
I think that was still intact back then.

1027
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:23,760
So he was probably well over 35.

1028
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:28,760
I would say he would be probably maybe 50 something.

1029
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:33,760
Yeah, Rob Zombie's probably pretty close to that.

1030
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:35,760
Yes.

1031
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:38,760
Well, we can't use the old age thing.

1032
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:39,760
Hang on.

1033
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:41,760
Go for his old age rule.

1034
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:49,760
No, no, no, no, because both of them are too young.

1035
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:54,760
Let's give it to my man, Rob Zombie.

1036
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:58,760
Okay, Rob Zombie it is.

1037
01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:01,760
All right.

1038
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:06,760
Oh, damn, damn.

1039
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:14,760
Oh, yeah, when we get to a round where we bring back our last winner,

1040
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:17,760
that'd still be a good matchup right there, buddy.

1041
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:18,760
What is it?

1042
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:20,760
What's our last winner?

1043
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:22,760
Dave Mustaine.

1044
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:26,760
Oh, that's going to be a good one.

1045
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:29,760
That would be, okay, yeah.

1046
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:30,760
Okay.

1047
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:31,760
Our next round's looking up.

1048
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:38,760
All right, so our winners of round two are Rob Zombie and Allison Chains

1049
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:40,760
in the band category.

1050
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:43,760
I think those are two solid ones, don't you?

1051
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:45,760
Very solid, very solid.

1052
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:48,760
All right.

1053
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:55,760
Okay, well then now we have to each come up with another list, don't we?

1054
01:04:55,760 --> 01:05:03,760
Give us just two, three weeks and we'll be back after the running.

1055
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:05,760
We're bringing the shit show back.

1056
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:07,760
So all right.

1057
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:10,760
Okay, everybody, thank you for listening.

1058
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:15,760
We are officially done for tonight and we're hopefully going to get a podcast in tomorrow night.

1059
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:20,760
If I can get around a couple of things, we will be talking to you at that point.

1060
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:26,760
So anyhow, I mean, it's not like we're like doing a time race against downloads on this month.

1061
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:30,760
This month has just been incredible.

1062
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:31,760
Yeah.

1063
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:33,760
I'm going to try to jot down some emails.

1064
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:36,760
We're just trying to stay on our weekly schedule.

1065
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:37,760
Emails have been booming too.

1066
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:39,760
I'm going to get to them.

1067
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:40,760
I'm sorry.

1068
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:44,760
Look, if it's something that you're just giving us a compliment, number one, thank you.

1069
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:49,760
Number two, I'm not going to respond because it doesn't warrant anything.

1070
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:52,760
I mean, I'm just thanking you for saying, hey, I'll listen.

1071
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:53,760
Love you guys.

1072
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:54,760
Keep it up.

1073
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:55,760
We've got a lot of those.

1074
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:57,760
I just don't have time to respond to all of them.

1075
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:00,760
So everybody that done that, thank you.

1076
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:02,760
All the stuff that requires answers.

1077
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:06,760
Thank you to everybody that took the time to email.

1078
01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:07,760
Yes.

1079
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:14,760
So I'm probably not going to be able to answer you guys, but thank you for sending in the notes of encouragement and all that.

1080
01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:18,760
Now, anything that requires an answer, I'm going to try to answer.

1081
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:20,760
So anyhow, I'm just way behind.

1082
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:22,760
So thank you everybody.

1083
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:25,760
And I wished I could send my email, set it up to Rob.

1084
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:30,760
But the way that Yahoo's designed, I cannot share it.

1085
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:32,760
So I can't have Rob help me.

1086
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:33,760
So it's just me doing it.

1087
01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:36,760
So anyhow, have a full time job.

1088
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:39,760
I'm still working on the Facebook page.

1089
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:41,760
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1090
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:43,760
You have some news.

1091
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:44,760
I got to work.

1092
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:46,760
I mean, we're up and running.

1093
01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:49,760
There's some things I got to this.

1094
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:54,760
This is Rob Red's two douchebags and microphone, not the original one.

1095
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:58,760
This is the new in the new one that pertains to what we are today.

1096
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:00,760
Yes.

1097
01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:02,760
So anyhow, thank you, everybody.

1098
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:04,760
We will talk to you hopefully tomorrow night.

1099
01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:06,760
Have a good night.

1100
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:07,760
Thank you, everybody.

1101
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:20,760
Have a good night.

1102
01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:22,760
Hey, where do they go?

1103
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:24,760
Where are the douchebags?

1104
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:26,760
Oh, my God.

1105
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:28,760
Someone took a dump in the corner.

1106
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:30,760
Oh, geez.

1107
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:31,760
Glad they're gone.

1108
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:34,760
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1109
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:47,760
Man, that smells.