1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue 2 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:17,440 waters of the Missouri River, it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone Podcast. 3 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:28,400 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 4 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:34,080 How does a butterfly take a dump? It never stops long enough. Maybe it just shits while 5 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:41,080 lofting. Maybe it shits real quick while chewing flowers. 6 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:44,560 I may never know. 7 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:59,560 Hello, this is Satan. You might know me from my pet name, Inflation. I'm here to tell 8 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:06,560 you that there's no better way to relax than listening to Two Douchebags and Microphone 9 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:13,560 by a nice warm fire at night. I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that 10 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:20,560 night. Enjoy. 11 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:27,560 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 12 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:34,560 You look like you smell like cheese. 13 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:01,560 Two Douchebags and a Microphone. I'm Mark. 14 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:02,560 And I'm Rob. 15 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:06,560 Hey, welcome everybody. Thank you for joining us tonight. 16 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:13,560 Okay, we got a new little segment that we're going to start doing more of. And it is, what 17 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:21,000 is a bigger ass bag? An ass bag is pretty much, you know, worthless fucking waste of 18 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:26,720 space, you know. And it doesn't necessarily have to be a person. But, you know, what's 19 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:33,000 a bigger ass bag? This is the NFL edition of What's a Bigger Ass Bag. So, Rob, do you 20 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,000 think we can do this? 21 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 You told me about this. I love it already. 22 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:40,480 I do too. And I also have Topher for the one that I'm pretty sure is going to be a toss-up. 23 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:46,400 I already sent him a text and he already picked who the winner is. But we will play that out, 24 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:51,400 okay? So just hang on one minute here and let's, uh, let's, shall we begin the game? 25 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,400 Let's begin. 26 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:59,400 All right. Like I said, Bigger Ass Bag NFL edition. Baker Mayfield versus Jimmy Garoppolo. 27 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:09,640 And this is the one that Topher picked for us because I found this very hard to pick. 28 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:14,040 What do you think, Rob? 29 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:19,040 I think, I think I gotta go with Jimmy Garoppolo. 30 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,040 Okay. Here is why. 31 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:24,040 No, no, not Jimmy. Not Jimmy. 32 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:25,040 Baker. 33 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:28,040 Baker Mayfield. I wanna go with Baker Mayfield. 34 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:35,040 That's who me and, uh, and Topher picked. And here's why. Garoppolo has been to a Superbowl. 35 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:41,280 He helped guide a team to a Superbowl. We beat him in the Superbowl, but he, he did 36 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:48,280 well enough, uh, to, and he also, uh, helped New England to a Superbowl too. He fell off 37 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:52,040 this year and has been doing horrible, but I think, you know, maybe age has something 38 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:57,040 to do with that. Maybe he just didn't, you know, whatever, a variety of reasons. 39 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,040 Get older too. 40 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,040 Yeah. 41 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,040 Get older too. 42 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,480 Yes. So, uh, Baker Mayfield has never done anything like that. The biggest thing was 43 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:08,280 a divisional game where he, uh, where he'd come up short, but he was close to beating 44 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:13,920 us, but we, we, uh, won the game and that was a divisional round. So the closest he's 45 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:18,520 ever been as a divisional round, like Topher put out, he had plenty of chances and has 46 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:23,040 never done it. You know, at least Garoppolo has guided a team to the Superbowl and he 47 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:28,240 has been to a couple of Superbowls with New England and they won at least one of them. 48 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:35,040 He has at least one, maybe two rings. So as big of an ass bag as Garoppolo is now, Mayfield's 49 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:39,200 a bigger ass bag because he doesn't have that been there, done that like Garoppolo does, 50 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,200 right? 51 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:43,040 Right. And let me get my reason behind that. 52 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,040 Go ahead. 53 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:53,760 Baker Mayfield was having a losing year and started making commercials about him living 54 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:55,760 in the damn stadium. 55 00:04:55,760 --> 00:05:02,320 Rob, that is an excellent point. Yeah. If Mahomes was doing that poorly- 56 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:04,320 He's in there living in the stadium. 57 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:08,760 Yeah. If Mahomes was doing that poorly, would you want him doing all these commercials either? 58 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:13,400 No. You'd be like, dude, do those commercials after you get good, but we don't have to worry 59 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,440 about that. But yeah, I agree with you. 60 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,440 I'm losing you. 61 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:24,960 Exactly. That's just rubbing in insult like, hey, I'm stealing money. Ha ha ha. So yeah, 62 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:30,060 that's a very good point, Rob. Okay. That actually is probably an even better point. 63 00:05:30,060 --> 00:05:35,880 So all that together means, oh, and also like I told Topher, his first name's Baker. 64 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:36,880 Yeah. 65 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:45,200 So he had a disadvantage from the start. So anyhow, his parents must have not liked him. 66 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:49,200 And Mayfield, not Barry. Come on. 67 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:57,000 True. True. All right. The next one in the NFL edition of Bigger Ass Bag, Carolina Panthers 68 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,000 or New England Patriots? 69 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,800 Oh, damn dude. 70 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:10,440 I know. One had the Patriots have two wins. Carolina has one win. They both are pathetic 71 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:17,320 and just suck. They're horrible teams. I'm almost tempted to go with the Patriots because 72 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:22,760 Bill Belichick, in my opinion, should be guiding that team a little bit better than two wins. 73 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:28,680 Well, okay. Well, I've been doing a lot of reading. This could be his last year there. 74 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:32,640 Supposedly he already has a team he's going to. They've already talked to him. They already 75 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,400 got to get him. 76 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:35,400 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 77 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:41,880 And Robert Kraft's going to trade him because you can trade him. And Robert Kraft's already 78 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:46,200 in agreement to trade Bill Belichick because Kraft wants to start over. He's like, you 79 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:49,960 know, we want to get a new coach, new blood, new people. 80 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:55,080 Yeah. Because ever since Brady left, they ain't done shit. 81 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:59,440 To answer the question of who helped who the most, Brady. 82 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:00,440 Brady helped them. 83 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:01,440 Yeah. Yeah. 84 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:06,400 As much as it pains me to admit it. 85 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:14,080 Look, I can't, I can't take anything away from Brady. I mean, man, shit, the dudes are 86 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,080 good. 87 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:17,280 They went to Tampa and dropped in in the fucking Super Bowl. 88 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,080 Yeah. Yeah. And fucking beat it. 89 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:22,320 He already told Brady as much as it pains me to admit it. 90 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:27,000 He beat our ass thoroughly. He fucking gave us a bare ass spanking. He gave us a bare 91 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:33,720 ass spanking all the way around the field and half of the other. So yeah, as much as 92 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:39,160 I pain, it pains me to say that too. Yeah. Brady. And also while we're on that subject 93 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:44,760 right there are the Chiefs. They had a pretty good showing today after a slow start, didn't 94 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:45,760 they? 95 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:55,240 Honestly, I did not even get to listen to it. I was doing some homework on a major subject 96 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:56,240 for tonight's podcast. 97 00:07:56,240 --> 00:08:01,480 Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Well, they won 31 to 17. The offense looked fine. People 98 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:06,560 were catching the football. So all of these fucking programs like the herd and all those 99 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:12,960 guys, oh my God, they have an identity crisis. Oh my God. It's over. We dominated Philadelphia. 100 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:17,080 The only reason we lost to Philadelphia was our own stupid mistakes. We couldn't catch 101 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:22,920 a football and Travis Kelsey, as good as he is, fumbled in the red zone. If all, if all 102 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:26,840 those things were not happening and they were catching the football like they would have, 103 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:32,480 we would have beat their ass. So Nick Serrani, suck my fucking dick, you asshole going around 104 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:37,520 fucking taunting us. I hope we see you in the Superbowl so we can beat your ass again, 105 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:41,560 bitch. So eat my ass, you fucking piece of crap. What'd you say? 106 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:48,000 And just to throw it out there, Kansas City was missing three key offensive players today. 107 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:58,160 Yeah, that's true. Tony Hardman and who else? Yeah. Tony Hardman and McKinnon. Yeah, McKinnon. 108 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:03,960 Yeah. Three major players in our offense was out today. Nick Serrani, we're going to come 109 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:08,440 for your fucking stupid ass and we're going to beat your ass again in the Superbowl. So 110 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:13,800 lick my ass, you piece of shit. Anyhow. All right. Next. 111 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:20,480 All I got to say is ditto. Thank you. There we go. Clyde Edwards Allaire 112 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:27,960 against Mitchell Trubitsky. I am going to have to go with Trubitsky as much as I don't 113 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:33,320 really like Allaire. He's a, he has never lived up to his potential. He's always been an ass 114 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:41,920 bag on the team. He's always getting hurt. Allaire did something first. 115 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:48,400 Well Trubitsky was picked number one overall. Allaire was picked up like number 25 or 26. 116 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:54,920 And Trubitsky has already been traded to another team and already sucked so bad he didn't start 117 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:59,520 there either. So that's why I'm going with Trubitsky as much as I don't like Allaire 118 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:03,320 the way he plays. You got my vote. 119 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:11,800 All right. Okay. Next one. Brandon Staley or Frank Reich. Brandon Staley is the coach 120 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:19,120 of the Los Angeles Chargers. With all that talent on the team he can't get them to win. 121 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:28,000 And Frank Reich is the coach of the Carolina Panthers. They'll run win Carolina Panthers. 122 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:34,760 Now I almost am tempted to go with Staley and here's why. But I'm not going to. Staley 123 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:40,000 has gotten them to the playoffs last year and they were up 30 to nothing at halftime 124 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:47,760 and then lost 31 to 30 or something like that to Jacksonville. So I don't know. I mean that 125 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:51,520 alone may give it to them but I don't know. We need to talk this out a little bit and 126 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:57,600 figure it out. Okay. Frank Reich won win but he doesn't really have any talent. They have 127 00:10:57,600 --> 00:11:04,960 that high draft pick that they picked ahead of CJ Stroud. I forgot his name. But he has 128 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:09,720 been a total dud but he has nothing to work with man. They don't have any talent there. 129 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:15,040 So maybe Brandon Staley does have to get it because of the playoff loss last year and 130 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:20,120 really just sucking ass this year with a lot of talent on their team. I mean they got Bosa 131 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:27,120 and gosh who was the other past rusher? I can't think of his name. And then they have 132 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:32,360 to get back to the game. What's his name? Herbert. You know one of the guys they say 133 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:39,160 oh he's better than Mahomes. Oh yeah? What does he want? What's his name? Has he ever 134 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:47,600 beaten Mahomes in yards? No. Has he ever beaten Mahomes in touchdowns? Has he ever won anything? 135 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:55,200 Okay there. There's your fucking answer. So I think I changed my opinion talking it out. 136 00:11:55,200 --> 00:12:02,400 I think I'm going to go with Brandon Staley. Well during your talk I'm going to have to 137 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:09,440 agree with you. Alright Staley it is. This next one I probably should have sent to Topher 138 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:22,960 but I think we can talk it out. Philadelphia Eagles fans versus Raider fan. This hurts 139 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:30,080 me to my bone. But I'm going to have to go with obnoxious Philly fan. Those fucking pizza 140 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:37,920 eating ass wipes. I mean they do have a court in veteran stadium because these guys are 141 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:42,840 so unruly. Whenever they won the Super Bowl, not against the Chiefs they didn't but they 142 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:48,280 won it a few years before that, a guy ate horse shit he was so happy. They had to grease 143 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:55,280 the light poles so people wouldn't climb them. As much as I hate Raider fan, I got to go 144 00:12:55,280 --> 00:13:07,640 with Philly. But at the same time, well that was back in the 90s. Go ahead. I talked to 145 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:18,120 fans. I lived in Gansettie. Fans had season tickets. They'd all travel to wherever Raider 146 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:29,840 players were playing. They would be escorted off their buses to their hotel rooms. Escorted 147 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:38,680 to the stadium. Security all around them at all times because they had a Chiefs uniform 148 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:55,760 on. Philly fan has just been a pain. Yeah, that's been quite a while ago. Yeah. Do you 149 00:13:55,760 --> 00:14:05,800 want to send this one to Topher? Eagles fan wins it. But Raider fan, okay let's do it 150 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:21,920 like this. NFC is eagle fan. AFC is Raider fan. Okay, alright there we go. Next one. 151 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:27,000 Commander's logo. Washington Commander's. Former Redskins against the Giants logo which 152 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:32,320 is that stupid just MY that's like really pathetic looking. But the Commander's just 153 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:43,400 has a W that's kind of odd looking W. The Commander's. I agree. Both of them suck. How 154 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:51,600 the hell are they still a team? They have lost all their dignity. I agree. They lost 155 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:56,920 their name. They lost their coaches. They lost players. Yes. But they're still a team. 156 00:14:56,920 --> 00:15:02,400 They're also the team that couldn't protect Alex Smith so bad that he almost fucking died 157 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:11,080 from his injuries. Right, right, right. You're right. Commander's, you got it. They are the 158 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:18,960 official more ass baggy. I'm going to say this if we're on a podcast and not on the 159 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:27,320 show. The only reason why they're a team is they're worse than DC. Yeah. I'm going to 160 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:35,040 say. Okay. I'm going to say. Okay, that's cool. Next one. Jerry Jones versus Robert 161 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:44,440 Kraft. I got to go with Robert Kraft and here's why. Robert Kraft was the one that got fucking 162 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:51,520 caught fucking getting a tug and yank in a shady fucking massage parlor in Florida, right? 163 00:15:51,520 --> 00:16:01,120 Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah. I think the tug and yanker gets it. Even though. He's 164 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:14,640 in Dallas. The head coach is about to be on the Ring of Honor. Oh, really? Mike McCarthy? 165 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:22,080 I should have made that report. I didn't say none of it. Yeah. Okay. But you know what? 166 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:30,200 Jerry Jones. Yeah, he's been put on the Ring of Honor. Jerry Jones years ago was supposedly 167 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:39,280 in some anti anti African American groups and was like picketing or something, I think 168 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:46,320 against them. So you know what? I think I changed mine to Jerry Jones because of that. 169 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:54,080 If that is true. I mean, yeah, that's the only thing it gets me is I have not seen proof. 170 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:58,840 You know what? I changed. I changed. I never seen. You're right. You're right. I don't 171 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:03,840 know for sure. So I'm gonna go ahead and switch mine back to Robert Kraft because he got the 172 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:09,560 Robert. Yeah, he got the tug and yank. So okay, there you go. Robert Kraft wins the 173 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:15,480 ass bag. He's a little bit more ass bag year than Jerry Jones. They're both ass bags, but 174 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:21,560 he's a little bit more of an ass bag. All right. Plus you got the football deflation. 175 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:29,240 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. And worse yet, the filming, the filming of other teams. 176 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:35,320 The filming. Yeah. Yeah. Robert Kraft just fucking ran away with it. Yeah. That old fucking 177 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:39,800 bag of shit. Yeah. You know what? That bag of shit needs like an ass paddling. He's in 178 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:46,240 the Hall of Fame. And because he's such a dickwad, he gets bare ass paddled every month. Every 179 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:50,980 time that we pull out our list, he should be on it. We're not going to mention him, 180 00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:56,440 but he's on the list and we paddle him again. Everybody needs to remember this because we're 181 00:17:56,440 --> 00:18:01,360 not going to mention him. Yeah, just remember. He's automatically there. He's automatically 182 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:06,240 pulled out of the Hall of Fame, his pants taken down and immediately ass paddled and 183 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:13,160 then putting back into the Hall of Fame. So. All right. And I'm lined up with a metal spoon. 184 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:23,000 You know what that means. That fucking hurts, dude. Next. Yeah. Yeah. Ask my balls. Your 185 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:33,160 balls. My brother's everybody's balls. Next one. Arizona Cardinals turf versus Meadowlands 186 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:40,880 turf. Arizona Cardinals turf has tore many of knees up, but Meadowland, Meadowlands turf 187 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:45,760 did the ultimate and fucking took out Aaron Rodgers in his first game in the first five 188 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:54,760 minutes. So for that alone, I have to go with Meadowlands artificial turf that sucks. Well, 189 00:18:54,760 --> 00:19:05,120 I'm out of time. Wait, this or now. Okay. Well, that's what we're here for. This is 190 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:15,120 why we do it. So it was Aaron Rodgers within five minutes. Well, in five minutes, I believe 191 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:19,760 there's a pretty good list of people that got hurt there. But I think, okay, that's 192 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:26,560 not something I have looked at. But okay, okay. Here's my case against Arizona, though. 193 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:31,400 This may not be so cut and dry. Arizona is the one that almost took Patrick Mahomes out 194 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:39,000 last year in the Super Bowl. Okay. Case solved. All right. Are you going to Arizona? Case 195 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:49,760 solved. Okay. Arizona. Don't take on Mahomes. All right. Arizona gets the slight nod of 196 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:59,920 the ass baggie-er. So, okay. All right. Next one. Love Arizona. Love Arizona, except for 197 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:07,440 their turf and not the Cardinals. Not the Cardinals. I love Arizona as a state. I love 198 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:12,640 Transan, Arizona. Fuck, you know. Yeah. Okay. Next one. I could be listening. Who knows? 199 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:17,840 Yeah. Yeah. And if you're not, we don't like you anymore. All right. They grew up in Kansas 200 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:22,920 City, so they know what I'm talking about. They should definitely be listening then. 201 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:30,160 Next one. Cheesehead or Raider Skull Mask? I'm going to go with Raider Skull Mask because 202 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:37,640 they're more obnoxious. Yeah. We will see the Cheeseheads next week, though, because 203 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:45,920 we are traveling to Green Bay to play them. Okay. Well, here's my point of view on this. 204 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:55,880 You had kids that go to these football games. Mm-hmm. Some kids are scared of Halloween 205 00:20:55,880 --> 00:21:03,000 Mask. Uh-huh. I know this because my son grew up being scared of Halloween Mask because 206 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:09,000 he got scared when he was young. That's a good point. So, do you think Raider Skull 207 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:18,840 Mask probably wins this? Yeah. Yeah. And besides that, they're so smug and obnoxious. They 208 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:23,360 use the big phone keys to wear on their head. Yeah. There's some- When there's a smash, 209 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:28,880 it's scary to kids. I'm sticking up for the kids, honestly. And even after we got done 210 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:33,960 kicking the shit out of them, they're somewhere bragging. We know this. Oh, yeah, you were. 211 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:39,720 You were. It's gonna be his Christmas day. Well, guess what? Christmas day. My son's 212 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:45,480 gonna be at Arrowhead watching the Chiefs beat the shit out of you again. Yes. Only 213 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:49,680 this time, I think what they need to do is after they kick your ass, hold you down and 214 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:56,880 shit on your face. All of the Raiders. Doesn't that sound fun? You know what? The way we're 215 00:21:56,880 --> 00:22:05,240 going tonight, I think our one listener that emailed in has something. Maybe we ought to 216 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:12,800 do one show a night and not just sports. I think he's right. I really do. This is sounding 217 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:19,880 pretty good. To me, this is sounding pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I've got more sports 218 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:26,640 coming later. Just so everybody knows. Yes. Yes. Rob has a very in-depth, rasslin'. Should 219 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:36,800 we call it a rasslin' roundup? Yeah. Yeah. Rob's rasslin' roundup. Rob Brad's rasslin' 220 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:41,440 roundup. That's my official name. All right. I'm gonna get Chad the voice guy on that, 221 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:53,400 okay? All right. Next one is $15 Nasty Budweiser. The reason I call it a Nasty Budweiser is 222 00:22:53,400 --> 00:23:01,320 because someone called up Kevin Keatsman's show when he was on 810 and said that they... 223 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:07,280 I remember him. Yeah. Yeah. Someone called him up. Years ago. It was years ago, though. 224 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:12,120 Well, he's not on the radio anymore. He had a big falling out with the Chiefs over some 225 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:17,280 stuff he said, and he was taking off 810. He does a podcast now, but that guy called 226 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:22,480 in and he said that they use the bottom of the barrel for the kegs that go to the stadiums 227 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:27,040 because nobody gives a shit. The horrible stuff at the bottom with the hops floating 228 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:32,280 around because he worked at Anheuser-Busch and he said, yeah, we send the garbage beer 229 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:40,600 there because everyone's too smashed to realize it's horrible beer. So the $15 Nasty Budweiser 230 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:47,840 or the $20 Cheeseburger at Arrowhead? Which one is a bigger ass bag? I'm gonna go with 231 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:54,800 the $20 Cheeseburger and here's why. Okay. Everybody likes a cheeseburger. Not everybody 232 00:23:54,800 --> 00:24:02,880 drinks a Budweiser. Right. So I think just by coverage alone, I think the Cheeseburger 233 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:09,760 wins. Okay. Yeah. Here we go back to the kids. You gotta feed the kids while they're there. 234 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:16,360 That's right. And you're getting ripped off $20 a pop. Okay. Well, Papa here just spent 235 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:21,840 Thanksgiving night with his grandsons. Yeah. I'm feeling pretty partial to kids right now. 236 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:26,640 Oh yeah. That's great that he did too. I was so happy. And that's why we didn't do our 237 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:32,000 Thanksgiving episode. First time ever without mom. That's cool. Very cool. And that's why 238 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:37,000 we didn't do our Thanksgiving episode as promised because Rob needed some papa time with his 239 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:44,800 grandson and I'm all for that. So. And it was last minute. He said he didn't want to 240 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:51,400 go home. He wanted to stay with papa and Uncle Bob. That's great. So we did. Good. I'm glad 241 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:56,040 you guys had such a good time. That's good. Oh yeah. Because stuff like that is the most 242 00:24:56,040 --> 00:25:00,680 important stuff in your life. So I'm glad you got to do that. We need it. We need it. 243 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:08,120 Yes. All right. The next one. This one's. This one's tough. And that's why I saved it 244 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:21,320 for last. Kirk Herb Street versus Joe Buck. Joe Buck. Joe Buck. Okay. I. I like you. 245 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:31,120 Okay. You know what. And that was my first thought too. Was Joe Buck. So. Okay. I don't 246 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:36,040 know who this other dude is you're talking about. I know who Joe Buck is. Kirk Herb Street 247 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:41,640 is the guy that they put along with Chris Collinsworth to replace Al Mike. I think. 248 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,920 No no no. Maybe he's on CBS. You know what. I think I got it fucked up. Anyhow you know 249 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:51,960 what. Just trust me on this. Okay. Well actually. No no. Not trust me. You're the one that said 250 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:59,440 it. Joe Buck gets it. Okay. Just by body work. He's very. I mean that's just going off because 251 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:07,000 I know Joe Buck. Kirk Herb Street is without Michaels. I've caught one Kansas City game 252 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:13,280 this year. That's the only football game I've gotten to watch until next weekend. Kirk Herb 253 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:18,360 Street is without Michaels on Amazon. I'm going to get me in a Dizzle and Tana or Roku 254 00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:25,480 or something. Alright. Sounds good. Okay. I'm missing my football this year. Yeah you 255 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:30,680 gotta start watching it. I'm going off what I read on the internet. On the football. Just 256 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:35,680 so everybody knows. Okay. Alright. Well let's take our first break and we'll be right back 257 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:40,280 here in a couple minutes. That sound good Rob? Sounds great. Alright everybody hang 258 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:55,280 tight. Next up. Things Overheard in Hell. Man Axel Rose is such a great childhood therapist. 259 00:26:55,280 --> 00:27:07,280 I hope he writes more books. The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. 260 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:17,120 But we can tell you what you can eat. Wild asparagus is plentiful and easy to find. 261 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:22,720 It can be stewed with garlic and onion which is both wild which can be easily found in 262 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:29,720 a very tasty post apocalypse food. You can make this into a delicious stew and this will 263 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:34,880 hold you over at least for a couple of days until you can find some other food. Continuing 264 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:41,360 our quest here at Two Douchebags in a Microphone to be constantly funny. Once again we offer 265 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:59,840 you strange insults from an alien. And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. Man, I sure wish 266 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:04,000 I was the garbage man. You know what I could do if I was the garbage man? I could go to 267 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:09,040 the wrong parts of town on the wrong days periodically in the morning and then watch 268 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:13,360 everybody run out of their house in their underwear with two bags of trash screaming 269 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:39,040 stop halt. Yeah, that's what I'd love to do. 270 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:54,520 Two Douchebags in a Microphone. I'm Mark. And I am Rob. Before we get to the hairy 271 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:59,560 asshole Olympics, I got a little report here that I want you to go over with me and I want 272 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:09,760 to get your take on this, Rob. Okay, okay. And before we go into that, you need to get 273 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:16,720 on RSS.com and take a look, my friend. Oh, are you? I got on there today and it blew 274 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:28,560 my freaking mind. We're up 60%. Did you see our Des Moines members? Did you see that? 275 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:33,520 Yeah. Our Des Moines members are going fucking bonkers. There's people up there fucking 276 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:40,120 just jamming our show. Thank you, Des Moines. Okay, okay, okay. And by the way, I was trying 277 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:48,040 to work on a story, but I did not get time to finish it. This is where we need our, well, 278 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:58,560 it's from Council Bluffs to Des Moines and on up to Minneapolis. What? They bring in 279 00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:10,480 missing truck drivers. There is? No. Right now. Yeah, they found the trucks, bodies missing, 280 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:19,520 but there was something that started over somewhere around Atlantic, Iowa. But I talked 281 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:26,040 to my cousin today. She hadn't heard nothing about it. But I'm reading it on the internet. 282 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:35,680 My adopted son that was up in Denson, Iowa, is the one that told me about it. Wow. Yeah, 283 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:40,840 it started out, there was this guy on this gal in the middle of the highway, blah, blah, 284 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:46,520 blah, stole a car, pulled somebody over, stole a car, whatever. Well, now they have this 285 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:53,920 string of truckers missing. Wow. And they're thinking it might be related because they're 286 00:30:53,920 --> 00:31:00,920 all had the same direction. And now they've turned and went north like they're heading 287 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:08,840 to Minnesota. Wow. I don't have the details in front of me. So any of our listeners, I'm 288 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:15,520 for something. You won't hear this for two, three days. If you get any tips and you know, 289 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:21,120 you hear anything about this, let's catch these people. Yeah. There's three truck drivers 290 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:30,400 missing and we believe, well, some people believe this is all connected. They think 291 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:44,240 they know who's doing it, which makes it serial. Okay. Yeah. Iowa seems to just frickin love 292 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:53,640 us. Just love us. Yeah. That's cool. That's what I was looking at. Yeah. Bluffs are number 293 00:31:53,640 --> 00:32:00,440 three and Des Moines isn't our number four. I know. So this is going up. This is going 294 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:06,560 on up around them. Yeah. Wow. So, Hey, if anyone knows anything about this, has a little 295 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:14,360 bit more information, email us douche B six six at yahoo.com and we will gladly report 296 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:21,200 on this because this is a very upsetting situation. I've seen people before. Just say it. Yeah. 297 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:27,200 We say, but if you do still emails, let us know. Hey, I know exactly what you're talking 298 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:33,000 about. Yeah. We would like to know a little bit more about it or whatever. So, um, okay. 299 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:40,280 Moving on here. Um, this is what I was going to get to previously. Okay. It appears this 300 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:47,520 nearly a third of Americans ages 80, 18, not 80, 18 to 29 regularly get their news from 301 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:53,320 tick tock according to Pew research. And overall the share of us adults who say they're regularly 302 00:32:53,320 --> 00:33:02,960 get their news from tick tock has quadrupled from 3% in 2020 to 14% in 2023. That is the 303 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:11,360 is concerning. I didn't know they had news on tick tock. They consider it news. That's 304 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:19,120 what the problem is. I don't have tick tock. I don't have, I don't either Facebook. I have, 305 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:24,000 I have Facebook and Instagram and that's it. I have nothing else. I don't want to. I don't 306 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:29,240 have Instagram. I like Instagram because it's a great way to promote the program. I have 307 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:35,760 a lot of people that just tune in on Instagram to find out when the show is being released 308 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:40,760 or whenever we're doing another show or what's going on because they, they send me messages 309 00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:44,680 and go, Hey, thanks a lot. We appreciate it. You know, knowing where the show's at and 310 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:49,360 a lot of people grab their show because they know that they can get it on Insta because 311 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:54,160 it's mainly pictures and stories like that. So it works out really well with that type 312 00:33:54,160 --> 00:34:02,960 of platform in this type of a, of a show. So anyhow, I mean, tick tock is the one that 313 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:07,680 I was reading up on this and I didn't get to go over it during Thanksgiving, but people 314 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:15,600 were putting cement mix in their mashed potatoes and whipping them up because someone said 315 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:20,080 and demonstrated acted like they're putting cement mix in their mashed potatoes. They 316 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:30,000 said it, it firmed it up and made it tastier. All it's doing is fucking up people's blenders. 317 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:38,440 I get, well, my first time, once you said that, that is firming up. Yes. I love that 318 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:43,680 when I read that. I'm like, my God, these idiots. They're like, Oh my God. So first 319 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:49,880 off they have to buy a bag of cement, right? Then they got to take it to the car. This 320 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:58,360 right here is why our listeners listen to us. I love that. Okay. It says to put two cups 321 00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:03,280 for every five potatoes. There we go. I had ought to be great. And then they're fucking 322 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:10,720 blenders freeze up. Yeah. I was going to get to that Thanksgiving, but we got a sidetrack 323 00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:15,960 so many times I found the story afterwards. I'm like, Oh shit. I'm forgetting to get to 324 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:21,440 it. I don't even know what I did with the story. Yeah. I don't even remember what I 325 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:25,960 did with the actual story. It's somewhere around here and anyhow, but yeah, we're putting 326 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:32,920 cement mix and fucking mashed potatoes and expecting it to be tasty and full or whatever. 327 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:44,120 I'm like, just go ahead. I'm shaking my ankle. What the fuck? Yeah. Brilliant. Brilliant. 328 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:59,600 So anyhow, Rob Radd, want to get into Rob Radd's Rasslin Roundup? Okay. And like I said, 329 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:06,520 get ready for a break because this is going to be a lengthy one. Rob Radd, the floor is 330 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:17,080 yours. Okay. Well, on my last day of four days off, I spent about five, five and a half 331 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:25,920 hours watching a three hour pay-per-view between stop and restart. You know, I got to do my 332 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:39,560 daily thing. Well, this happens to be the WWE survivor series war games pay-per-view. 333 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:51,200 They happened last night while we were podcasting. Oh, okay. So this goes out to anybody that 334 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:58,080 missed it and can't watch it or whatever. But if you're going to watch it, I hate to 335 00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:09,920 spoil it. I'm not going to give too much away. Okay. But there was five matches. Okay. And 336 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:19,760 it was the 37th annual survivor series in Chicago, Illinois. All state arenas sold out. 337 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:29,040 Wow. That's a pretty big arena. There was 17,138 people in attendance. Okay. That's 338 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:37,480 a big arena. Okay. Now, the reason why this is going to be a lengthy one, because there's 339 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:47,640 a lot to cover, just explaining in this pay-per-view. Okay. It's just not two people getting in 340 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:59,680 a ring, beating the crap out of each other. Okay. Okay. Survivor series, they attach two 341 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:08,720 rings together. They put two rings side by side and put a piece of diamond plate through 342 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:23,360 the middle so you can go ring to ring. Okay. And then they bring down a 15 foot tall, six 343 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:39,480 ton, half mile steel and aluminum steel cage around these two rings. Shit. And it's two 344 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:47,560 teams against each other. Okay. So they're tag teaming? That's what I get? Yeah. Okay. 345 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:55,320 Yes. But it's multiple. Okay. I get into that when I get into the first match. Okay. Well, 346 00:38:55,320 --> 00:39:04,680 no, actually I'm going into it. Okay. Two people start the match, which actually the 347 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:16,840 match ain't started. The second person hits the ring, you start beating the hell out of 348 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:31,400 each other. Five minutes later, well, the first match was four on four. Okay. Last match 349 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:38,120 was five on five. Okay. You see what I'm doing here? Yeah. Yeah. I get it. The first match 350 00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:47,400 was four on four. Two people start. Five minutes later, somebody else enters. Okay. From one 351 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:58,200 team. So it turns into a two on one. Three minutes later, somebody else comes in. Okay. 352 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:04,120 From the other team. And they keep going till everybody's in the ring beating the crap out 353 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:13,320 of each other. But the second that last person enters the ring, the match actually starts. 354 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:24,920 Everybody's beating the crap out of each other before the match starts. Okay. It's a no disqualification. 355 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:30,120 So a lot of people as they're coming down to the ring, they reach underneath the ring, 356 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:38,920 grab out chairs, tables, kendo sticks, whatever, throw in. Okay. They come down to help their 357 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:52,120 teammates. Okay. And there was three singles matches, which I'll go into. Okay. Okay. The 358 00:40:52,120 --> 00:41:04,520 first match was the women's survivor series match. It was team Bianca Belair, which consists 359 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:23,320 of Bianca Belair, who is Shotsie, Charlotte Flair, Becky Lynch. Okay. Okay. Where's my 360 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:34,920 other person here? There was something else in there. Oh no. And you don't have it available? 361 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:45,320 No. Oh, she didn't win the match. So it don't matter. Okay. All right. And I'm just saying 362 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:58,920 this match was, and they went up against team damage control, which is a faction in WWE. 363 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:10,120 It's a female faction. Okay. Bailey was the captain. Eo Skye, who is the women's champion, 364 00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:20,520 which is part of damage control. Mm hmm. Tyler Sane, who just bumped up from NXT that 365 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:33,560 we've been talking about. Okay. Actually, most of these came from NXT. Okay. And Asuka. 366 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:43,480 Asuka is a Japanese wrestler. Okay. That's why there was only four of them. This is four 367 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:51,960 on four. Okay. In the last match. The men's match, it was five on five. Okay. Well, I'm 368 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:58,440 telling you, if you get the chance to watch this, it's amazing. Okay. I'm just saying 369 00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:07,080 Eo Skye, I don't want to get no spoilers. Okay. Eo Skye, the women's champion was on 370 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:19,560 top of this 15 foot ring. Okay. And put a metal trash can over herself. And all the 371 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:29,160 other seven women were standing down below. She come off the top of a 15 foot tall ring, 372 00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:37,800 a metal trash can on her and bowling balled everybody. I love that. Took out the, yeah. 373 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:50,760 And she's the women's champion. That's why she's the women's champion. For the results. Okay. 374 00:43:50,760 --> 00:44:05,480 Pete Bianca, Becky Lynch, Penn Bailey for the win. Okay. Match number two. Now in singles 375 00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:13,080 matches, this is where we go to singles matches. And that's not my notice. On the singles matches, 376 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:23,160 they raised the cage. They still have two rings. Okay. Singles matches happen in one ring. So it 377 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:29,480 was just like a regular singles match. You still had, you know, note, you know, 378 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:42,600 you still had rules, everything. I got you. Okay. The second match was for the Intercontinental 379 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:54,600 Championship. The champion Boothur took on the Miz. Okay. And these, and I just listened, 380 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:59,720 like I said, I went, I watched this whole pay-per-view and I pick up some backs off of it. 381 00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:08,440 And that's how I picked up what I'm getting ready to say. Okay. Dr. Boothur, excuse me. 382 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:18,600 Not Dr. Boothur. Okay. It's the longest reigning Intercontinental champion. He's been champion 383 00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:28,360 533 days. Wow. He's not been pinned in two years. Sounds like he's doing pretty good. 384 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:33,880 And let me tell you, all these matches were great and they did a great job 385 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:41,160 picking the opponents on these matches. It was a really great pay-per-view. That's cool. 386 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:49,800 Dr. Boothur retained the title by putting the Miz in a Boston Crab, 387 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:56,440 but to reinforce it, he put his knee in the bat, putting the extra pressure on. Okay. 388 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:04,440 Okay. Our third match goes to the Lucha Libre World. 389 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:15,320 Okay. There's been this new faction called the LWO Latino World Order. 390 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:31,480 Wow. Okay. Okay. It's been Rey Mysterio and Santos Escobar. Okay. Well, they had Carlito join in, 391 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:41,160 which is a Puerto Rican wrestler from back in the early 2000s. And he just came back. 392 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:52,360 And there was a new Lucha Libre named Dragon Lee. Okay. Well, when this match was set, 393 00:46:52,360 --> 00:47:06,680 what it is, is Santos Escobar is done with the LWO. He wants to be himself. Okay. Okay. I understand 394 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:17,160 that. Well, the match was set to be against Rey Mysterio. Okay. Rey Mysterio got injured 395 00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:26,520 a couple of weeks ago. Oh, okay. I didn't know that. So Carlito stepped up to take the match. 396 00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:32,120 Okay. So Mysterio did it, had nothing to do with it then because he was injured. 397 00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:37,720 No, Mysterio was not in this match. He was supposed to be, but he wasn't. 398 00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:41,800 Okay. So it was Carlito. So Carlito stepped up. Okay. 399 00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:47,960 Santos is the one that's leaving the Latino world order. 400 00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:58,600 Well, from what I read, Carlito got jumped this week. Okay. 401 00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:10,760 So he was not able to wrestle. Okay. So they had this new Lucha Libre. Rey Mysterio 402 00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:16,920 calls the future of Lucha Libre. Okay. His name is Dragon Lee. 403 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,960 It was the first pay-per-view ever. Okay. 404 00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:36,600 Santos Escobar performed the fan driver to defeat Dragon Lee. Okay. Although I'm telling you, 405 00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:42,120 he watched it for Dragon Lee. He is up and coming. Yeah, he is awesome. He's got a great name too. 406 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:49,400 He's a high flyer. Okay. Let's take a break and then come back with the rest of it. Okay. 407 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,920 Let's do that. All righty. 408 00:48:52,920 --> 00:49:00,920 May, your five-year-old neighbor have all their violin lessons during all of your hangovers. 409 00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:08,280 Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 410 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:13,240 May, you forever feel yourself vibrating in the pocket that's not even in your head. 411 00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:20,200 Oh shit. What's that over there? Oh no. It's the island of horrible jokes. 412 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:30,440 It's the island of horrible jokes. I asked my date to meet me at the gym. 413 00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:35,160 She didn't show up. I guess we're not going to work out. 414 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:43,160 Oh, 415 00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:51,640 two douchebags in a microphone, raw and uncensored. See behind the smoke show. Watch as the douchebags 416 00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:58,120 get stung by a stalk of bees. Enjoy one of many coffee houses ordering our heroes out. Watch Mark 417 00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:02,120 revisit Clinton, Missouri to claim his innocence for all the man-shitter accusations. I didn't do it. 418 00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:07,960 I'm not the man-shitter. Act now and get both high-quality DVD sets and a free douchebag calendar. 419 00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:12,920 Mark off the day with a douchebag looking at you. Supplies are limited, so act now. 420 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:22,120 Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 421 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:37,400 And you have the personality of a soggy newspaper. Next up, things overheard in hell. 422 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:41,560 Howard Stern just signed a 10-year contract extension. 423 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:49,640 Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark. 424 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:51,560 And I'm Rob. 425 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,760 All right. We're going to get back to the Rasslin' 426 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:59,800 report, Rad Rob's Rasslin' Roundup here in a minute. But we got a couple of stories we're 427 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:05,480 going to throw at you here real quick. There's a news flash in, Rob. You know that? 428 00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:12,440 No, I do not hear that. Okay. The images of Walmart self-checkout machines 429 00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:19,080 prompting the customers for tips are AI-generated. That's not true. Okay. 430 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:29,320 AI generated these Walmart self-checkout machines, which is also a form of AI. 431 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:35,640 And it showed these self-checkout machines going, how much of a tip do you want to leave? 432 00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:41,240 Well, it turns out that was fake. Those Walmart machines did not go rogue and ask for tips on 433 00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:50,520 their own like they're alleging. You know, it's hilarious because I've heard a lot about this 434 00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:56,040 and a lot of people got suckered in. This is actually quite concerning because the deep fakes 435 00:51:56,040 --> 00:52:03,720 are everywhere and most times it's almost impossible to tell. I could actually see 436 00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:09,240 trials going to jury over what happened, what appears to be a defendant doing a crime on a 437 00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:14,520 camera. But then the defendant can argue and say, hey, that was AI-generated. That was not me. 438 00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:21,480 Do you see the slippery slope I'm talking about, Rob? Yeah. Yeah. Someone could come up and like, 439 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:27,320 Rob, a diamond store. And then he could go, no, no, no, someone released that. Whoever really did 440 00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:33,240 the heist released it and tried to AI-generate me doing it. That'd be a hell of a time trying 441 00:52:33,240 --> 00:52:39,320 to prove they didn't, wouldn't it? If it was a really good deep fake. We talked about this on 442 00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:45,320 one of my earlier podcasts. Yeah, we did. But this- We were concerned about it because people could 443 00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:53,160 do that. They could come up with false evidence against somebody. Yeah. This story right here 444 00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:59,160 illustrates everything that we're talking about, Rob. Everybody believed this. When I read it, 445 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:04,040 I kind of smelled bullshit. I was like, I don't know, man. I was like, I don't know if I quite 446 00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:08,760 believe that because I think Walmart is smart enough to know that if these machines started 447 00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:16,920 doing that, they'd go over, they preempt it and they would do something. Yeah. So anyhow, well, 448 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:22,760 you know, AI can just throw out a bunch of bullshit, dude. And then people would know what to do. 449 00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:29,320 Yeah. The slippery slope, it's unfolding right in front of us right now, Rob. 450 00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:39,320 I believe it. Yeah. Yeah. I read and I do a lot of reading for this podcast, just so everybody knows. 451 00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:44,280 So do I, Rob. So do I. I do a lot of reading and now I'm doing a lot of editing because I'm 452 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:49,160 getting tired and getting caught with my fucking pants down. An article that goes into a bunch of 453 00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:54,360 shit that nobody cares about. And then all of a sudden I got an impromptu to come up with something 454 00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:59,880 on the spot. And I'm like, yeah, fuck. Some of these people just like to write out fucking words. 455 00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:08,840 I swear. Yeah. I mean, I'll find out something I want to, oh, like that Chrisley bit I did last night. 456 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:17,320 Yeah. About Tom, Julie, Chrisley. Uh huh. Yeah. Dude, it would have took me 25 minutes to read 457 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:21,720 that whole story to everybody. Yeah. Because it goes into shit and nobody cares about. 458 00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:27,720 That's why we tell everybody if you want to know more, we're just bringing it to your attention. 459 00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:36,920 Yeah. Look it up. Check it out yourself. Yes. Yeah. So anyhow, um, that was an interesting story 460 00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:41,240 that we've been talking about for a while. And, uh, Rob, do you want to go back to a little bit 461 00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:50,360 more of Rob Brad's rasslin' roundup? Sure. Sure. Alrighty. The floor once again is yours, Rob Brad. 462 00:54:50,360 --> 00:55:04,440 Okay. The fourth match was another singles match. It was for the women's world championship. 463 00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:14,920 Zoe start took on the champion real ripply of the judgment day. Thank you. You know, 464 00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:22,680 as I keep saying, thank you, uh, groups of more than two or three people that get together, 465 00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:29,400 you know, and it seems like WWE is going a lot more to that. Just say, yeah, 466 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:38,920 it was another hard hitting battle. Yeah. Real ripply hit the riptide for the win 467 00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:44,680 and retain the women's championship. Cool. Did you want her to win? 468 00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:53,480 Actually, I'm liking Zoe start. Zoe start is another one that came out of NXT. She's an up 469 00:55:53,480 --> 00:56:01,800 and comer. That's what NXT is. It's the new up and coming. I'm so glad. I'm so glad I caught part of 470 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:06,360 that. And I asked you now, I understand it a hundred percent. It's like the minor leagues. 471 00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:11,880 It's like, look, show us, show us what you can do and we'll promote you. 472 00:56:13,240 --> 00:56:21,080 But right now, okay. It was just Monday night raw against Friday night, Smackdown or Thursday night, 473 00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:27,640 Smackdown, whatever that night they decide to have it. Yeah. And they were the two brands. 474 00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:41,160 Okay. And NXT was the minor leagues. Well, NXT has developed so much that once a year, 475 00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:50,680 Smackdown and Raw would have a shakeup to where people from one show would go to the other shows. 476 00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:59,800 Okay. You see what I mean? You got me here. Yes. NXT has gotten so big. 477 00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:12,200 You can go to three different shows now. Wow. In the trade. Yeah. It's like, it's like a draft. 478 00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:20,200 And you can get traded to different shows. And now you could get traded to NXT. 479 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:32,200 It's there. NXT, they're there, man. They're there. Okay. Cool. And that's the future of the WWE. 480 00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:38,040 Wow. Okay. A lot of them, other ones you won't ever see. You know. 481 00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:50,120 Okay. Okay. Now our fifth and final match of the evening was the five man team. Uh-huh. 482 00:57:50,120 --> 00:58:06,680 So match. It was team Cody Rhodes, which is the American dream, Dusty Rhodes' baby boy. 483 00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:19,320 It was a huge name, huge name. He just came back from AEW, which I will speak about in another 484 00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:31,960 time. Okay. I walked a little bit in it too. Okay. Sandy Zane, Jey Uso, who was part of the famous 485 00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:48,680 Uso brother tag team. Okay. Beth Rollins. And what was supposed to be Randy Orton, but Randy Orton 486 00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:56,200 did not come out through the match throughout the match. Oh, wow. He's still around. Well, 487 00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:06,440 Randy Orton is a 14 time world champion. He's been out for a year and a half. 488 00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:12,600 He was supposed to make his appearance at Survivor Series. 489 00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:20,120 Okay. And they took on the team of Drew McIntyre. Uh-huh. 490 00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:30,680 And the rest of the Judgment Day, JG McDonough, Dominique Mysterio. 491 00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:37,800 Okay. And that's the way Mysterio's done. Who is the NXT champion. 492 00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:43,480 Ben Baller and Damian Priest. 493 00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:56,920 And his team Damian. Damian Priest was the captain. Okay. Ben Baller and Seth Rollins started out. 494 00:59:56,920 --> 01:00:10,680 Mm-hmm. And Drew McIntyre just came back. He had a direct with Jey Uso. Okay. That is the only 495 01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:19,880 reason why he teamed up with the Judgment Day. Okay. Because he wanted to get his hands on Jey Uso. 496 01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:38,520 Okay. Um, Cody Rhodes' dad, American Dream Dusty Rhodes invented this match. Okay. His first form 497 01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:50,920 was July 4th, 1987. Wow. Quite a while ago. Well, it come down and looked like Randy wasn't 498 01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:58,600 going to show up. The clock kicked back, clock kicked down. The last person in the ring, 499 01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:07,160 Randy Orton showed up. Looks like Randy Orton's a good guy. 500 01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:09,000 Yeah. Again. 501 01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:17,000 Cody Rhodes caught Damian Priest with the crossroads for the win. 502 01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:27,720 Okay. Did Randy Orton ever show up? Yeah. Yeah. Randy come in at the, when he was supposed to. 503 01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:34,920 Okay. Come in with us, joined everybody. Yeah. Randy Orton's a good guy again. 504 01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:41,320 Okay. All right. Rob Redd. And that was the main event. But 505 01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:51,240 I hate to be a spoiler. I have breaking news. Okay. After the main event. 506 01:01:51,240 --> 01:02:04,120 Okay. There's been rumors that CM Pump was leaving the AW to rejoin the WWE. 507 01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:15,160 After the main event in his hometown of Chicago, CM Pump walked out of the back 508 01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:23,880 and greeted the audience in the WWE. CM Pump is back. Cool. I love CM Pump. 509 01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:26,680 That was a very good report, Rob. Thank you. 510 01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:31,720 I thought it was going to be lengthy. Oh, that's all right. That's all right. 511 01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:35,720 I actually sat down, took notes, watched them. 512 01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:41,960 Okay. Well, thank you, Rob. That was a very in-depth report. We enjoyed it, or I definitely did. 513 01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:47,160 I'm pretty sure when else did too. We got one final story before we cut off here. 514 01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:56,680 Texas women said she was banned for life from the Carnival Cruises after security found CBD gummies 515 01:02:56,680 --> 01:03:05,880 in her luggage. In August, Melinda Van Velhuizen, 42, was preparing to set sail from Miami with her 516 01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:12,200 family when security searched her bag and discovered a pack of CBD gummies. In the following 517 01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:19,400 hours, Van Velhuizen was held away from her family and ultimately denied the chance to board. 518 01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:28,200 Miami ABC affiliate WPLG earlier reported, later Van Velhuizen received a letter from Carnival 519 01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:33,800 Cruise Line informing her that she'd be prohibited from boarding any Carnival ships in the future 520 01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:41,560 and any future bookings would be canceled. This decision was based on your actions on your current 521 01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:47,880 cruise, which were a violation of the ship rules, interfered with the safety and or enjoyment of 522 01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:53,960 other guests on the ship or caused harm to Carnival. The letter from Carnival Horizon Captain 523 01:03:53,960 --> 01:04:03,240 Rocco Lembrano reads, business insider obtained a copy of the letter. Velhuizen told local news that 524 01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:11,320 she brought, well the, okay, anyhow you know what it did not, I don't even know why it even mentioned 525 01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:19,480 the letter. Okay, it gives you a little rough draft of it. It says that because it's against the rules, 526 01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:26,760 CBS is against her, CBD is against the rules, and that she did not follow the rules and that's why 527 01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:36,200 she's kicked off her life. Carnival sent a follow-up letter after that letter and they gave 528 01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:45,560 $1,665 of her fare, of her own fare, but Velhuizen and entire family decided not to board after she 529 01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:55,080 wasn't allowed to, so the whole family lost $5,586 because they would not cruise without her. 530 01:04:55,880 --> 01:05:02,440 So, Carnival gave her her part back, but they're not going to give the rest of the family their 531 01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:09,720 part back because they said they could have all boarded. It was her, Velhuizen, that she was the 532 01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:16,360 one that was breaking the rules. The thing that I don't see, Rob, is this right here. I know it's 533 01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:27,080 against the rules, but CBD contains no THC. There's absolutely no, yeah, there's no law against it 534 01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:34,360 anywhere, so I don't know how Carnival gets off doing this to this lady. I don't know. Okay, now 535 01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:41,960 here's my other question. Okay. How much fine print did you have to read through 536 01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:50,520 to know that there was no CBD allowed? Rob, every time I take a cruise and I'm almost platinum on 537 01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:53,960 Carnival and... There's no THC. Yeah. That's illegal. 538 01:05:53,960 --> 01:06:05,000 Well, the thing that gets me is still the sticking point is it is not THC. It is not an illegal 539 01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:12,040 substance of any kind. It's a gummy that she took because she has inflammation. I know a lot of 540 01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:18,120 people that take CBD because it helps them with inflammation. It helps them with their pain, 541 01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:24,040 and it helps them sleep. So why in the hell is Carnival being so back-ass words about this? 542 01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:31,080 I don't get. So I am thoroughly against Carnival on this and disgusted that they did this to this 543 01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:37,240 woman, and I think they need to pay all 5,000 and some back because who would want to go on a trip 544 01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:42,600 and their mom sit at home because of a stupid fucking rule violation, right? Especially when 545 01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:50,920 she's probably the one that paid for the whole trip. Yeah. Yeah, probably. We don't know. 546 01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:58,360 Well, I mean, if it goes down like it says and what we think, then yeah, we mean it. But if it's 547 01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:06,680 something totally different, it's something we know nothing about. But yeah, I consider it complete 548 01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:12,520 garbage. So anyhow, all right, we are well over an hour, Rob. I think we're going to go ahead and 549 01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:18,920 shut this puppy down. All right. All right, Rob. Thank you. I think this is a very good episode. 550 01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:24,280 I think a lot of people are going to enjoy that in-depth Rastam report. And I'll tell you what, 551 01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:28,760 we will talk off air about this sports show because I think you're right. I think we do need to. 552 01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:35,800 Yeah, I think so too. Okay. But like I said before, we start up once a week, 553 01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:41,720 a one-off sports show. That's fine. But it's not going to interrupt. It's not. It's not going to 554 01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:49,080 interrupt Rob Radd's Rastam Roundup on the regular show once a week. Agreed? You'll be getting two 555 01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:56,040 reports a week. That's right. So, okay. All right, Rob. Let's go ahead and sign off. Thank you, 556 01:07:56,040 --> 01:08:06,760 everybody, for listening. Have a great night. Have a good night, everybody. Bye. 557 01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:18,520 Hey, where did everybody go? Where are the douchebags? 558 01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:26,360 Oh my God. Someone took a dump in the corner. Oh, geez. Glad they're gone. 559 01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:52,040 Let's just hope they don't come back. Man, that smells.