1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it's two douchebags and a microphone podcast. 2 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Next up, Things Overheard in Hell. 3 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Joe Buck and Troy Aitman are being all-terrified in radio games of the NFL this year. 4 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Oh Lord, that man just sawed a puppy in half. 5 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Hey there, don't worry, I have a clown nose. 6 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Oh no, that drunk guy just hit my child. 7 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:54,000 It's okay, I have a clown nose. 8 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Clown nose, just put one on and you can do anything. 9 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:05,000 Want to run for office? Murder people in public? Just grab a clown nose and BAM, everyone laughs. 10 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:11,000 Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions. Grab one today and make magic happen. 11 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes and scream, hey, there's no toilet paper in here. 12 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark. 13 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,000 And I'm Rob. 14 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Alright, Rob, how are you doing tonight? You doing alright? 15 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,000 Yeah, I'm doing pretty good, doing pretty good. Been a long few days. 16 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Yeah, it has been. I've had a lot of days with family that's in from San Diego, had an absolute blast with them. 17 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:57,000 I have to work the rest of the time, so today might have been the last day I get to see them. 18 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,000 They're leaving Tuesday, I hope I get to see them again, but it may not happen. 19 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:06,000 And I realize this, we spent a little extra time today and it was fun and it was good. 20 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Couldn't ask for anything better. 21 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,000 And on top of that, it's snowing balls to the wall. 22 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,000 That's what I'm hearing. I've been seeing reports. 23 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Yeah, it's snowing balls out right now, which I don't necessarily mind. 24 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:29,000 I like snow a couple times a year, then it goes away before it turns ugly. 25 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:34,000 It melts before it turns slushy and ugly and yellow and shit and all that stuff. 26 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,000 So anyhow, this is supposed to melt tomorrow afternoon and be gone. 27 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:47,000 So this is perfect snow. And also, it is the wet snow that you can pack and nail someone right in the face with a snowball and about kill them. 28 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Beautiful. Isn't it? Yeah, it was breathtaking. 29 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:56,000 I almost started weeping when I realized this is the kind that you can roll up and just smack the shit out of somebody. 30 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:03,000 I was like, oh, this is perfect like my sweet childhood when I used to nail people in the face trying to murder them. 31 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Oh, yeah. Yep, yep, yep. Rob, I can hear it in your voice. 32 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,000 You remember those days? Yes, I do. All too well. 33 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,000 Yep, those days were so cool. 34 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:23,000 Because you get away with like paralyzing somebody with a snowball with a rock in it. It was just clean fun back then. 35 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Yeah, yeah. You didn't know the rock. Yeah, yeah. 36 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,000 The rock got, somehow when you packed it, the rock got caught in there. 37 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,000 You didn't mean to paralyze little Jimmy down the road, but that's what happened. 38 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:41,000 At the end of the day, the family is like, okay, well, little Jimmy probably shouldn't have been having a snowball fight. 39 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:46,000 So he deserves to be paralyzed and it's not necessarily little Marky or little Robbie's fault, right? 40 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Right, right. Yeah. So there. 41 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:54,000 Anyhow, Jeffy X is at it again, Rob. Did you know that? 42 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Well, good. I mean, what am I up to now? Eight hookers I got to buy him? 43 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Something like that. Yeah. I'm just going to go ahead. I'm going to go with a flat base 10 hookers right now. How's that? 44 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Because I'm up to like a 10 piece lingerie. 45 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Yeah. And plus the underwear that you're embroidering him and that you're going to have the special team, Stephen Piercey pouch in the front. 46 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:22,000 And that's where, you know, you stuff it however much you want, but we're sure that he doesn't need stuffing. 47 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:36,000 But if he wants a little extra stuffing in the front there, you know, make him, you know, a little fuller or whatever he needs or whatever, you have the Stephen Piercey pouch that you embroidered on the inside of the underwear so he can fill in full all he wants. 48 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Yeah. I got three pairs done already. I got a few more to make. 49 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:47,000 You are a trooper. I mean, and now he's getting 10 hookers. He should be pretty happy. 50 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Oh, plus I got the matching socks. 51 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Yes. Yeah. The matching socks. Yeah. Can't forget them. He did mention them last time I talked to him. 52 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Oh, good. Yeah. He said the hookers are great, but he said that underwear and the matching socks, he's just like, he can't wait to receive them. 53 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:09,000 So once again, Jeffy X is added. 54 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:16,000 You know, Jeffy X went around and he found out that there are a lot of Thanksgiving entrees that have failed. 55 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Really? Yeah. Yeah. 56 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:31,000 Well, like always, Jeffy X, he risks his life to do these things. He breaks into these or whatever. He acts like he's an employee and he gets these ideas that have failed and he brings them to us. 57 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:40,000 And like always, you know, he sent me an email and I was scratching my nuts one morning and said, Hey, 10 minutes, get your email. 10 minutes is gone. 58 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:45,000 I went over there. I downloaded it real quick and I had two minutes to spare. I waited two minutes and poof, the email was gone. 59 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:54,000 And Jeffy X has done this forever for us. He goes and he uncovers this stuff like the sleuth he is, like the true journalist Jeffy X is. 60 00:05:54,000 --> 00:06:01,000 And he cannot have his real name revealed because I mean, quite frankly, he might get murdered because of the stuff he's uncovered for us. Yes. 61 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:11,000 So Jeffy X once again, working at it like he does. He's working for you, kind of like Fox 4 if you live in Kansas City. He's working for you people, working for you. 62 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Yes. Yes. These are Thanksgiving entrees that have failed. 63 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:25,000 And yes, that is my Chihuahua barking in the background. No, she will not shut up. Yes, she's 16. Yes, she has dementia. No, I cannot shut her up. 64 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:31,000 So anyhow, you're getting your money's worth. Podcast is free. So, alright. 65 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,000 I'm trying to get her to know her over the phone. Yeah. I know. Yeah. 66 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:43,000 When you come over finally, yeah, the dogs are going, Hey, hey, I know that voice. I know that voice. Yeah. That's the other douchebag. 67 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Yeah. So, alright. So, alright. Without any further ado, the first Thanksgiving entree that failed. You see, they do focus groups on this stuff, right? 68 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:02,000 You know, they pay some company to, you know, get like 20,000 people in a room, you know, in different rooms. 69 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:09,000 And then they try these entrees and they yay or nay it. And then judging by the response, they figure out whether to release it or not. 70 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:15,000 You know, people like Stouffer's, Butterball and all that, you know, they came up with these ideas. 71 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:21,000 And then they have a company do these focus groups and these focus panels and they tell them whether they like them or not. 72 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:27,000 So these are the ones that nobody liked. And some of these I just don't get. You're going to be scratching your head with me, Rob. 73 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:36,000 You're going to be like, what? That idea they turned down. Are you really? Yeah. Usually we are baffled. We are flabbergasted. We are miffed. 74 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Usually. So, okay. The first one is turkey stuffed with gunpowder. Did not go over. Why not? I don't know. That's a perfect combination, isn't it? 75 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:57,000 You take a little. That would give a new meaning to smoke turkey. Yes, it would, Rob. Yeah. Think of that. 76 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Smoke turkey and also 4th of July and Thanksgiving together. Gosh. When I read this, I was like, oh my God, why did this fail? 77 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:16,000 I want a turkey stuffed with gunpowder. Yeah, I'm going to try that. I think what could possibly go wrong, Rob? 78 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:27,000 I don't see much that could go wrong. No, nothing could go wrong. That's too solid of an idea. So anyhow, the focus panel said no, so they got rid of the idea. 79 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:36,000 But Jeffy X is good enough to resurrect it and bring it to us. So the next one, black licorice stuffing, didn't go over. 80 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Okay, that I can see. Me too. Me too. All right. We're in agreement with that one. All right. Okay. No black licorice stuffing of any sort. 81 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Matter of fact, you could bring black licorice to me and it would be a solid no anyhow. Right. Me too. It's almost as bad as this next thing I'm going to mention. 82 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:03,000 But Rob, I'm going to give you the opportunity to mention what the next one that failed is. 83 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:16,000 What do we hate? What do we absolutely hate? Kale. Kale. Kale anything failed. Thank God. It must not have been the rubes that really like kale. 84 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:24,000 They think they like kale. Nobody really likes kale. They think they do. They've been brainwashed. 85 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:35,000 I mean, it was a joke from my understanding is someone came up with this kale product was a byproduct of mustard and other and what is asparagus or something. 86 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:44,000 And it was a byproduct of that. And he said, Hey, hey, guys, watch me throw this shit out and tell everybody it's organic and it's a super food. 87 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:49,000 And these rubes will buy it and say it tastes good. Everyone tried it there and started vomiting. 88 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:56,000 And then he put it out and people like like the rubes they are like, Oh my God, this kale stuff tastes so good. And it's so good for you. 89 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:04,000 It's so great. So kale anything failed. Thank God they had the good panel there and not the stupid panel. 90 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:12,000 They must have like they must have checked the people over really good before they, you know, before they let him in on this panel. 91 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Yeah. Yep. This next one, I don't know what went wrong with it, but you know, some people just aren't on board with good things. 92 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:31,000 Mashed waffles with carrot gravy. Hey, that sounds pretty good. That sounds delicious. Yeah. 93 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:38,000 Now, why that failed, I will never be able to tell you in a million years. 94 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:48,000 It sounds delightful to me. Doesn't it sound delightful to you? That's delicious. Oh, yeah. Yes. Delightful, delicious. 95 00:10:49,000 --> 00:11:02,000 What other spectacular? But no, they said no. So all right. We do not get as of right now mashed waffles and carrot gravy. 96 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:15,000 So I suggest if you ever see one of this focus panels on something with like Thanksgiving entrees, if you want to change this, sign up for the focus panel and say yes to mashed waffles and carrot gravy. 97 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Right. Right. There you go. That's how you do it. You change. You change with your vote. That's how you get change. 98 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:36,000 You want mashed waffles with carrot gravy. By God, if you can change it yourself by voting for this delicious, delightful entree. Yes. Yes. Get out and vote, people. 99 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:45,000 That's right. Mashed waffles and carrot gravy. Tell it loud. Say it loud. Say it proud. Mashed waffles with carrot gravy. 100 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:51,000 Moving right along. Cranberry and onion bake. 101 00:11:51,000 --> 00:12:01,000 Cranberry and onion sound great to me. Yeah, they sound good. Yeah. You eat the sweet and then you get a little onion bite to it. I can try that. 102 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:12,000 I mean, it's kind of like jalapeno and raspberry. You know, they do that a lot with cream cheese, right? Yeah. Same idea. So what's wrong with that? 103 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:28,000 I don't see nothing wrong with that. Me neither. This focus panel, they did great on kale. They did great on black liquor stuffing. But everything else, they've solid just mungled it. They dropped the ball. 104 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:39,000 Yeah, they were looking up and then. Boom. Yeah. The ball got away from them in the lights. It went spiraling over into the other people's hands. 105 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:47,000 So next one. Honey baked balona or balagna or baloney. 106 00:12:48,000 --> 00:13:00,000 Oh, man. I know. I know, Rob. What could possibly go wrong with honey baked balona, balagna, baloney? Nothing. 107 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,000 That's upsetting. 108 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Just think right now we could be having a delicious plate of honey baked balona. Yeah. Or baloney or balagna. 109 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:20,000 So I'm going to I'm signing up to the next vote. Me too, Rob. We're going to change this thing. We're going to make it happen. 110 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:27,000 We are going to make this happen. People look no further than two douchebags in a microphone to save the day. 111 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:35,000 Once again, no need to thank us. It's what we do. It's what we do. Right, Rob? Yes, it is. Yes. 112 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:47,000 Next one. Hummus style banana bread. OK, I agree with that one. I hate hummus. I do not like the texture. Yeah, I agree. 113 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:56,000 That's OK. We're on board with that one. So good. Yeah. They can throw that one right away. 114 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:04,000 This next one. I would tend to agree with it, but only because I hate fish and seafood. Spice sardine log. 115 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Yep. Yep. I agree. Yep. So, OK. Focus panel. You did do a couple of things, right? So we are happy. 116 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:26,000 You're starting to climb back up that hill. Yes. Yep. The next one. I don't know. I mean, I think it would be good, but I don't know. 117 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:34,000 I'd have to try it first and let you know from there. Hot turpentine cider. 118 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:48,000 I think if they got a big, like, you know, one of those big mugs full of it, glass mugs full of the hot turpentine cider, 119 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:55,000 maybe a little cinnamon or nutmeg, a little cinnamon and nutmeg on the top of it, it might be pretty good. 120 00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:05,000 I could see a market for that. I could too. I could too. So I don't know what their problem was. Maybe it was presented wrong. 121 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:16,000 Especially in the carpenter world. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. I know a lot of carpenters that could drink that. 122 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, they do have great taste, obviously. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 123 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Next one. Baked jelly bean casserole. 124 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Hmmmmmmm. I'm not a jelly bean fan. I am not either. 125 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:48,000 I've never understood the Jelly Belly fans and all of that. And those, I forgot the other name of those. The ones that Reagan liked. 126 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:58,000 Was that a Jelly Belly? Yeah. Yeah, I like those Jelly Belly. Yeah, President Reagan liked those. I never seen the, it was like a big fever pitch back in the 80s. 127 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:05,000 Everyone was going around Jelly Belly's, I think was the name of them. They sold like nuts because Ronald Reagan, president, loved them. 128 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:12,000 And he was always chewing on them back behind the scenes and stuff. And it became a thing and people started buying them and just chewing the piss out of them. 129 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:22,000 And I was always like, you guys are rubes. The only reason you like this thing is because the president likes it. And the president only likes it because he's going senile. Right? 130 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Yep. Yep. That's the way I remember it. That's the way I remember it too. 131 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Next one, cucumber and Marschino Cherry Salad. What could go wrong with that? Oh, that sounds good. Oh, that sounds delicious. Man. 132 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:55,000 Hmm. Tangy cucumber with a sweet Marschino Cherry all chopped up and put in a salad with maybe some vinegar and oil maybe. Right? Yeah. Yeah. 133 00:16:55,000 --> 00:17:01,000 What could possibly go wrong with that? I don't see anything wrong with it. 134 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:16,000 Okay. All right. And finally, last but not least, pickle cobbler. That sounds just that flat. That flat out sounds too good. 135 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:23,000 Yes, it does. Pickle? Yes, it does. Man. Pickle cobbler. 136 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:38,000 Pickle cobbler. Crazy good, I would think. Right? It has to be. That delicious flaky golden crust with minced pickles and probably some whipped cream on top of it. Right? Or maybe ice cream, vanilla ice cream? 137 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:53,000 Yeah, vanilla ice cream would go good on it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just imagine minced pickles in a golden flaky brown crust with maybe some ice cream and maybe a little whipped cream on it. 138 00:17:54,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Oh, damn. Now you got my sweet tooth going. Yep. Me too, man. Oh. I'm just like, I'm like spacing off thinking about how delicious that would be. 139 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:11,000 Yes. Yeah. But no, no. Focus panel said no. So, yeah. What do we do? 140 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:19,000 So, anyhow, Rob, let's take a slow break and we're going to come back with more frivolity. Right? 141 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Sounds good to me. Or at least we think. Talk in a minute. 142 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:39,000 The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat. 143 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:57,000 Garlic mustard could and should be a go to food during an apocalypse. Garlic mustard is plentiful everywhere. It is actually an invasive weed, but it can be very delicious and easily taken from about any pasture. 144 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:13,000 Garlic mustard can be stewed or even pan fried for delicious taste. It can also be added to other ingredients, whether it's a salad or any other type of food to enhance it. 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Do you know who Todd and Julie Christie are? 156 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000 Can't say I do. 157 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:34,000 They're from the show Christie Knows Best that airs on USA. 158 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000 Vaguely yeah. Yeah. 159 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Okay. He's a rich family. He's built his wealth. We're making all kinds of TV shows. Reality shows about their life. And now their kids are in on it. 160 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,000 Yeah. Yeah. I do know that much. 161 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,000 Well I have an update on Todd and Julie. 162 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,000 Alright. The world is waiting with bated breath. 163 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:18,000 Todd and Julie Christie were sentenced to serve time behind bars after being found guilty of federal bank fraud and tax evasion in June of 2022. 164 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:35,000 Although the couple sentences were both short, Todd's to do 10 years and Julie's to do 5 years. Sources revealed that the reality stars aren't faring well in their respective prisons. 165 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:53,000 They're still playing victim and having a bad attitude under the delusion that the more they complain the greater the odds of early release when it's the total opposite of source disc to the conqueror for television personalities. 166 00:22:53,000 --> 00:23:04,000 All they may as do is put themselves in serious danger with the other inmates because they're considered a serious scalp the source added. 167 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:11,000 You know and that's because they were handed all this shit and they think that they're special. 168 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000 Yeah. 169 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:26,000 Insider also revealed Todd who is incarcerated at federal prison camp in Pensacola Florida already garnered a reputation for himself as a snitch. 170 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000 Not good in prison. 171 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:42,000 The other inmates are calling him a squealer and worse and treating him accordingly the insider explained Todd is in fear for his life. 172 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:47,000 He cries to take food off his tray and the kitchen won't give him seconds. 173 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:58,000 Meanwhile Julie also hasn't been happy about her new living arrangements at federal medical center in Lexington in Kentucky. 174 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:07,000 She complains about having about being treated as less than human and her living conditions are obnoxious. 175 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:13,000 Two of them do better if they just shut up and did their time. 176 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000 Yes. 177 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000 Yeah. 178 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Well if you ever watch the show Todd is very feminine anyway. 179 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000 I okay. 180 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:33,000 Yeah I mean he actually Julie is more manly than Todd is. 181 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000 Okay well. 182 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000 Yeah. 183 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 That and being a snitch does not bode well in prison. 184 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000 No it does not. 185 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Yeah as a matter of fact it's probably only a couple of minutes before he's wearing a dress. 186 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:59,000 It goes in the story goes on saying how they're trying to get him moved to a different location. 187 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000 See I think that's bullshit. 188 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 It sounds to me like he created his own environment. 189 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000 You're trying to teach him a lesson right. 190 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,000 Yeah. 191 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,000 How better way to treat him a lesson than leave him where he hates it. 192 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,000 True. 193 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:20,000 Yeah coincidentally on those same lines you hear that Derek Chauvin was seriously injured with a knife wound. 194 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:30,000 Derek Chauvin is a guy that damn it what was the guy's name that he remember I can't breathe George Floyd. 195 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000 Yeah that was a car. 196 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000 That was going to be one of my stories. 197 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Oh go ahead then. 198 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000 No go ahead go ahead. 199 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:50,000 Okay well all I was going to mention is because it's along the same lines as Derek Chauvin was seriously injured in a knifing and I could have predicted that and Rob could have predicted that and a two year old could have predicted that. 200 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000 He will not make it out there alive in my opinion. 201 00:25:53,000 --> 00:26:00,000 So anyhow moving right along here was that the end of your story Rob. 202 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000 Yeah that was it. 203 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:18,000 Well okay I would just like to add that you know what I said I mean I wish they would leave them right there and let them take their own punishment and the reason is because how else do people learn that you know I would say a cuss word right. 204 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:25,000 And my mom would stick this hot peppers that she grew in my mouth and it would burn the piss out of my mouth. 205 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:34,000 It was something that I hated the reason I didn't cuss in front of her I did it everywhere else but the reason I didn't cuss in front of her anymore is because I did not like that hot pepper. 206 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:39,000 So you send him to prison and he keeps bitching and you move him gives him the wrong message. 207 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:44,000 That means yes you are special and you can get whatever you want if you pout and act like a baby. 208 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000 Keep him there. 209 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000 Yeah fuck him. 210 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,000 Yeah I agree. 211 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:57,000 Yeah so along a different lines there's a lot of cranberry love I mean Thanksgiving was the other day a few days ago right. 212 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:10,000 There's a lot of cranberry love going on now there's people pitted up against each other there's a cranberry hers and non cranberries I'm with the non cranberries I can't stand them but I know a lot of people that are cranberry love they love it. 213 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:22,000 So Thanksgiving is upon us and then I wrote this article a little bit ago and gone. A 2023 version so we all know by now there are two kinds of people in this world. 214 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,000 Those who love cranberries and those who like me who don't. 215 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000 The industry standard is ocean spray. 216 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,000 Now has a way for you to cranberry lovers to show it. 217 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,000 Introducing new ocean spray cranberry merchandise. 218 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,000 You know who you are so now let the world in on it. 219 00:27:41,000 --> 00:28:05,000 T-shirts with messages on them are available and they have a canned love tea which has a you know a can of ocean spray and ocean spray logo tea a team cranberry tea plus many more ocean spray logo golf caps puffer vests thermal stainless steel mugs cotton towels and kitchen towels and even 220 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,000 a custom order hotline to boot. 221 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,000 So there you go cranberry lovers piss the rest of us off by wearing your shit. 222 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000 Yeah. 223 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:23,000 And while we're on the idea of horrible gifts well these aren't horrible gifts you want to hear about the gift trends of 2023 Rob. 224 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,000 Yes why not. 225 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:36,000 Okay these are the niftiest newest inventions that are like gift crazes and this is what everyone's running out trying to get little junior or little nephew Billy or whoever. 226 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:47,000 Okay so this is the top gift gift trends of 2023 and what people are trying to get and what they're running out of and the fever pitch gifts. 227 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:58,000 So the first one is a black falcon 4k it's a 99 dollar drone this drone has been compared exactly to a thousand dollar drone. 228 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:10,000 Look it up it is sturdy and cool looking I mean it it can fold back and look like a crazy insect it can be folded forward and look like an F. 229 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:22,000 An F15 fighter it is a cool thing and it's sturdy it's heavy duty and it's got pinpoint turning this thing is it is like buying a thousand dollar drone. 230 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:35,000 For 99 dollars but the problem is is getting one because they've been sold out for a while if you can find one online or in a store buy that thing because there's not very many I'm available right now. 231 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:43,000 And that is the black fountain the black fountain falcon 4k if I could speak it'd be great. 232 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:57,000 The next one Atmo Toys ball this high tech spinner floats glides and climbs through the air at your command and simply if you watch the video. 233 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:06,000 There's a kid that has this thing about three inches away from his hand and he's staring this thing in air with his hand it's hovering with his hand. 234 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:16,000 It lights up it lights up with little wires it glows and lights up with different types of lights it is a cool deal. 235 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:22,000 The high tech spinner float glides and climbs through the air at your command returning to you like a boomerang. 236 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:34,000 It's equipped with vibrant RGB LED lights which light up any room or backyard most commonly it's 25 to 32 dollars so it's a cheap gift too. 237 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:41,000 But it is really cool and it's something that would keep a kid busy for hours because this thing is really cool. 238 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:51,000 It's simply wherever you wave your hand is what it's going to do it follows your hand but it stays maybe I would say probably about six or seven inches away from your hand. 239 00:30:52,000 --> 00:31:03,000 It's really cool and it lights up and it's a spinner it's really cool so and that's the Atmo Toys ball. 240 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:11,000 Relax Neck or Neck Massager this nifty invention looks like a neck fan. 241 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 It has heat vibration and massaging motion. 242 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:19,000 This is a great idea retails for $27.99 which is a very cheap price. 243 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:28,000 But this thing you ought to see all the settings it has on it and how it like it will dig into your neck and your shoulders and loosen them up. 244 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:33,000 Because it has that clawing grip action that a massage chair has you know what I'm talking about. 245 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:39,000 You know how those little things those little prong things come out and just kind of like massage you like little fingers. 246 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:45,000 That's what this does but it's only for your neck and shoulders and it looks like one of those neck fans. 247 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:52,000 It is really really cool and like I said $27.99 not a bad price. 248 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:58,000 And man you could buy someone that and it would do them so much good and a real cheap price. 249 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:04,000 But something that could like really help them out and really help their life a lot. 250 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:10,000 So the next one is a light socket security camera. 251 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:17,000 This light camera slash camera installs in seconds and much more affordable than pro camera equipment. 252 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:26,000 The retail price of this is around $30.00 but it's cool because it looks like a camera but it actually has or it doesn't look like a camera. 253 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000 It looks like a light bulb but it's actually a camera. 254 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:34,000 So you could install it in any room and you could have access to what's going on in there. 255 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:40,000 And no one would really know it unless they're really looking for it and could pinpoint the little camera eye. 256 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000 Most people don't think anything about it. 257 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:47,000 You turn on the light and the light comes on and that's it unless something happens like light doesn't go off. 258 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000 No one usually looks up there too close. 259 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,000 So it's a pretty neat invention. 260 00:32:54,000 --> 00:33:00,000 When I saw this I was like wow that would be really good for anyone like maybe a kid that's home alone and you don't trust him. 261 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:05,000 You're out of town or something and you're afraid he's having parties while you're gone or doing stupid shit. 262 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,000 Maybe smoking a little wacky or something and you don't like it. 263 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 You're pretty sure he's doing it. 264 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,000 You put in this camera and then you're at your hotel wherever you get to looking at. 265 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000 You're like oh hey I knew Junior was doing that. 266 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000 You wait until we get home. 267 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,000 I got this on my cell phone. 268 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 I'm going to go hey who's that puffing on that weed and having that fucking hooker blow him. 269 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000 No me daddy. 270 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,000 Oh yeah. 271 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,000 You want to look at my phone. 272 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000 Okay I did that daddy. 273 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:40,000 So the next one is called a Moama NC. 274 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:45,000 M-U-A-M-A Moama NC ENENCE. 275 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:53,000 It's a small handheld device that decodes 36 different languages on the spot. 276 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,000 It hears the language and repeats it in your language. 277 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000 It does the same to the other person being spoken to. 278 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000 It's really cool. 279 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:07,000 You just hold this thing in your hand and let's say you're in Portugal. 280 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:13,000 And you're speaking to someone and they're speaking Portuguese and they're trying to tell you how to get somewhere. 281 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:19,000 You hold this thing out and he goes and then it goes go down to the third light. 282 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000 Take a left and then go around the U-turn and then there's the traffic. 283 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,000 You know it's a really cool thing. 284 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,000 It's real easy to operate and it's just about 80 bucks. 285 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000 It's $78.99. 286 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:36,000 So that's a hell of a gift especially for people that are world travelers. 287 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,000 So this next one. 288 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000 Do you feel real bold Rob? 289 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000 Yeah. 290 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,000 You're going to have to if you can buy this one and use it. 291 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000 Buy your own dental descaler. 292 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000 Oh no. 293 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,000 No no no no no. 294 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,000 Not for me. 295 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,000 I'll let the professional do it. 296 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000 Thank you. 297 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000 That's okay. 298 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:06,000 This looks very similar to an actual descaler used by dentists. 299 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000 It retails for $34.99. 300 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000 So if you can stand putting yourself through hell and pain. 301 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000 If you can stand that it's a great value. 302 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000 But you know here's what I was wondering. 303 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000 Whenever I go in to get my root scaling. 304 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000 I have to be on antibiotics that morning. 305 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,000 Because I have a fake knee in. 306 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:31,000 And anybody that knows if they've been through the fake knee situation like me. 307 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:37,000 Because infection can travel from your gums down to your knee and ruin your new knee. 308 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:42,000 You have to take antibiotics before you go in for a root scaling. 309 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000 So this is essentially a root scaling. 310 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 So I don't know if everyone knows that. 311 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,000 You know. 312 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000 So it could be kind of dangerous. 313 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,000 I don't know. I don't know enough about it. 314 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,000 Maybe there's a bunch of warnings. 315 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000 Or maybe this is different. Maybe it doesn't go so far down. 316 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000 I don't know. But that was my first concern was. 317 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000 Even if I did like the idea which I don't. 318 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,000 I could see that going really wrong because of that. Couldn't you? 319 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,000 Yeah I did. 320 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,000 Yeah. 321 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 Okay the next one is. It's called a charge card. 322 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:19,000 It is literally the size of a credit card. 323 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000 This device is the size of a regular credit card. 324 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,000 But it has a small cord for phone battery charging. 325 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,000 It's easy to carry through an airport, hospital or whatever. 326 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,000 It retails for $25.99. 327 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,000 And it's ultra fast charging. 328 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,000 And it is the size of a credit card. 329 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 And you just plug in one end is a little bit thicker. 330 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000 So it has a USB port. 331 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:45,000 And you plug your phone charger into that. 332 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,000 And voila. There you go. 333 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,000 Yeah. Yeah. 334 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,000 So this is something you can carry in your pocket. 335 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Or even if you're. I wouldn't carry it in my wallet for fears of harming it. 336 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000 But this is something that you can carry really easy. 337 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,000 Instead of those big lumpy phone chargers. 338 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,000 You know you're doing a layover. 339 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,000 I don't know in Minneapolis or something. 340 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000 It's three hours and your phone's at 40 percent. 341 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000 You're like oh shit. I want to listen to something while I'm here. 342 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,000 But I don't have enough battery juice. 343 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000 Now you got one of these little credit card chargers. 344 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000 You do. Doesn't take any room either. 345 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000 And then finally but not least. 346 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,000 A FitSenseO watch. 347 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,000 F-I-T-S-E-N-S-O watch. 348 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,000 This wrist watch tracks your glucose from your wrist. 349 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000 This retails for $169.90. 350 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000 And it would be really really handy for people. 351 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000 Especially a good friend of mine that her. 352 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,000 We believe her insulin pump went out. 353 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000 And she was in very bad shape. 354 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000 And still I mean she's still recovering. 355 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000 It's going to take her a long time in rehab and everything. 356 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000 But it fucked her. It fucked her up. 357 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,000 If she had a glucose watch. 358 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000 Maybe she could have seen that her glucose is getting crazy. 359 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,000 And preempted it. 360 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000 Before basically going into a coma and almost fucking dying. 361 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000 So yeah $169 is not much. 362 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 And it's a great thing of what these things are. 363 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,000 So that is the final gift. 364 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,000 And I like every one of them. I think every one of them are fantastic. 365 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,000 Yes I do too. 366 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,000 Yeah I suggest if you have any. 367 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000 Just look them up. 368 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,000 And you'll see what I mean. 369 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000 Alright so those inventions I thought were pretty cool. 370 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000 So if you like them like I said a minute ago. 371 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000 Go look them up. 372 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000 So anyhow Rob we turn to you. 373 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000 Do you have something you want to say? 374 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,000 You got something you want to get to? 375 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 Yeah the other night I was going to get to an American songwriter. 376 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,000 That's right. 377 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,000 That I still have not gotten to. 378 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000 Okay. 379 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000 Alright. 380 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,000 Alright I'm ready for one. We have not had one in what maybe four episodes? 381 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,000 Something like that. 382 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,000 That's way too long. 383 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,000 So anyhow go ahead Rob. 384 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:57,000 This one is 8 classic rock or metal bands. 385 00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:02,000 Still in line for a rock and roll Hall of Fame induction. 386 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000 This is going to make my blood boil. 387 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,000 Oh go ahead because I know most of them. 388 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:13,000 Okay first one Ozzy Osbourne. 389 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:19,000 He's in there with Sabbath but he's not there solo and he needs to be solo. 390 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:25,000 Because he was actually Ozzy solo is and has been more popular in America at least. 391 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,000 Than Sabbath. 392 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:32,000 It's been much more popular and sold many more records than Sabbath has. 393 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000 Yes. 394 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000 So go ahead that's correct in his book. 395 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:46,000 It also says Osbourne's invitation may have remained on hold since he has expressed his open reluctance to receive the honor. 396 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,000 Just take our name off the list said Osbourne. 397 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000 Oh he might. You know what it might be. 398 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:59,000 There's people protesting because there are certain bands that have not been included in it. 399 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000 And some of them just barely got in after years of trying. 400 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000 Judas Priest, Iron Maiden. 401 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000 All these iconic metal bands that they just snubbed. 402 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,000 As a matter of fact Nicky Sixx and Motley Crue was like he said don't invite us. 403 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,000 We're not going in it. 404 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000 We're not going to show up. 405 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000 We don't want in it. 406 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000 And that's because so many of these iconic metal bands have been omitted. 407 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,000 They're trying to get money. 408 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,000 So they're going for the more popular acts and quite frankly acts that are not even rock. 409 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,000 It's bullshit. 410 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000 So anyhow go ahead Rob. Sorry I knew I was going to go off sometime or another. 411 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,000 Well get it out of the way. 412 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000 Well another one. 413 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,000 Ronnie James Diaz is not in the whole thing. 414 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000 Absolutely. 415 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000 He had more than two albums with Sabbath so he was. 416 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,000 He was eligible and he should have been in it. 417 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,000 That fucking man. 418 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,000 My blood is boiling again. 419 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,000 RJD should have been in it with Sabbath and he should have been in it solo. 420 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,000 Bullshit. 421 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,000 Go ahead. 422 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000 He was not invited when they got inducted in 2006. 423 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000 In my opinion they're absolute fucking crooks. 424 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,000 In my opinion they fucking are crooks and they suck. 425 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000 Anyhow go ahead Rob I'll just shut up. 426 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,000 Okay number three you mentioned. 427 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,000 Iron Maiden. 428 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,000 I got to keep my mouth shut because it will never end this segment. 429 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,000 Go ahead. 430 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000 Okay let's just jump on to number four. 431 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,000 Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. 432 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000 I was never a huge fan of theirs. 433 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,000 It wasn't my really thing but yeah they probably should be in there. 434 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000 Yeah. 435 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:47,000 Well though all members have been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame individually. 436 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000 They haven't been honored as a group. 437 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,000 Yeah. 438 00:41:53,000 --> 00:42:03,000 How that happens Neil Young did great on his own but he did not do nearly as good as Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. 439 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,000 How they get off putting him in by himself but not the whole group. 440 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:13,000 David Crosby or who is it David Crosby or is it the other Crosby? 441 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,000 I think it's David Crosby. 442 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,000 Anyhow go ahead I'm sorry. 443 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000 I'm supposed to help this move along. 444 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,000 I'm not supposed to hinder it. 445 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000 So go ahead. 446 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,000 Okay number five John Fogarty. 447 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:35,000 Green Square Water Revival was inducted in 1993. 448 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:40,000 So he refused to perform with the surviving members. 449 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,000 Yeah. 450 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,000 Yeah. 451 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,000 I'm trying to stay out of it a little bit more and not go out on a tangent. 452 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000 Yes. 453 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,000 Number six Botman Turner Overdrive. 454 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000 Absolutely. 455 00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000 Absolutely. 456 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:07,000 And there's only one of them left. 457 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,000 What is it? 458 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:18,000 No there's two Randy and Turner both of 79 and the last surviving. 459 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000 Oh you're talking about the surviving members of BTO. 460 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000 Yeah. 461 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,000 They'll put them in after they're all dead and it'll be five years after that. 462 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000 Yeah. 463 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000 Hopefully. 464 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000 Because they deserve to be there too. 465 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000 They do. 466 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,000 I mean there's other bands I consider need to be there worse. 467 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:42,000 But BTO was a very influential somewhat groundbreaking band. 468 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,000 So yeah I can see it. 469 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,000 Number seven Backfinger. 470 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,000 Maybe so. 471 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,000 Maybe so. 472 00:43:54,000 --> 00:44:03,000 They really didn't have that many hits but their style of music really lended to the heavy metal version of songs and the tone the tone that the guitar had. 473 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:09,000 They were really influential so I cannot deny it but it would not be my first choice. 474 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,000 They had a lot of help on their songs too. 475 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:18,000 Come and Get It was written and produced by Paul McCartney. 476 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000 Okay. 477 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:24,000 Day After Day was produced by George Harrison. 478 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,000 Wow. 479 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:31,000 And Todd Rundgren produced Baby Blue in 1972. 480 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000 Put them in the hall. 481 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 Put them in the hall just because of that. 482 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:41,000 You have the Beatles and Todd Rundgren working on your stuff. 483 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000 Yeah. 484 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,000 Yeah. 485 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000 They should have got a fast track all the way through. 486 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000 So okay. 487 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,000 Is there more? 488 00:44:52,000 --> 00:45:01,000 There's one and I'm wondering why they are even on this list. 489 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,000 Okay. 490 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,000 I'm not a fan of theirs. 491 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,000 Divo. 492 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000 Agreed 100 percent. 493 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000 I'm just saying Divo is on this list. 494 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:17,000 Divo was considered New Wave at first. 495 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000 Then they kind of moved over to punk. 496 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,000 Then they are just novelty. 497 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,000 They are not really even that much music. 498 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,000 They are a novelty act. 499 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,000 They are a novelty band. 500 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:34,000 They really don't deserve any much consideration for anything like that. 501 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000 I mean they are a gimmicky band. 502 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,000 Always has been. 503 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:44,000 They only have one song that everybody notices or ever notices and that's Whippin. 504 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:49,000 It's an iconic song but really other than that it's a big nothing burger. 505 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000 Just nothing. 506 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,000 No. 507 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,000 I agree with you. 508 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,000 They should not be anywhere near the Hall of Fame. 509 00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,000 Matter of fact if they get near it they should shock them. 510 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000 Since here they have released nine albums. 511 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,000 Yes. 512 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000 That will tell you how horrible they are. 513 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000 What hit did they have off of those nine albums? 514 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000 What type of recognition did they have off of those nine albums? 515 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,000 Whipp it good. 516 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,000 That's it. 517 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,000 That will tell you how bad that band is. 518 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,000 Anyhow. 519 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,000 That was in 1980. 520 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,000 Yeah. 521 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,000 No way that band does not deserve to even look at the Hall of Fame even though I hate the Hall of Fame. 522 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000 I think they suck and I think they are wrong. 523 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,000 Anyhow. 524 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,000 Thank you Rob. 525 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000 That was a really good segment and thanks for getting my blood pressure up. 526 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000 You're welcome. 527 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,000 I'm sure you might need that. 528 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,000 Yes. 529 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,000 Let me know I'm alive. 530 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000 I'm all crinkle feathered right now. 531 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,000 Anyhow let's take us a little break and let's come back with some more bullshit. 532 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,000 That sound good? 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Did you hear about the Taco Bell that's getting sued for having a crazy sex orgy or party or something like that? 568 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,000 No I didn't Rob. 569 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,000 Alright. Well stay tuned. You're about ready to learn about it Rob. 570 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:33,000 A former Los Angeles area Taco Bell employee is suing the company and a franchise owner after she claims a Christmas party at the fast food restaurant. 571 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:37,000 To send it into a drunken mess that included open sex. 572 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000 I'm like where is this Taco Bell at? I want to go. 573 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000 Yeah really? 574 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,000 Yeah that sounds like a lot of fun. Tacos and tits. 575 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,000 Yeah. 576 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000 Yeah. Tacos and tits. How can you beat that? 577 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:56,000 You can't beat that with a baseball bat. You can't beat that with Louisville Slugger. 578 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,000 Wow. 579 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:09,000 Okay so anyhow Alana Beechum filed her lawsuit last week in Los Angeles Superior Court. 580 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:19,000 In the suit she alleges that her supervisor invited her to the December 18, 2022 party at the San Pedro Taco Bell in which she worked. 581 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:27,000 She was encouraged to bring food for a potluck style buffet and her contribution was a bowl of guacamole. 582 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:43,000 Once she arrived Beechum discovered that her supervisor covered the windows of the restaurant with wrapping paper and also covered the cameras for the lobby for the inside of the restaurant according to the complaint in the New York Post reports. 583 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:49,000 She claims her supervisor provided alcohol to staffers several of whom were over served. 584 00:50:50,000 --> 00:51:02,000 Around midnight after Beechum had stepped outside for a short time she walked back into the restaurant and saw coworkers having sex with his wife in front of everyone at the party she alleges. 585 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:18,000 I'm not sure what angle she's taking though. It didn't really specify if this traumatized her or it was like you should never have something like that in the workplace and made her uncomfortable. 586 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:34,000 I'm not sure what angle she's taking but she's suing I guess for improper actions. 587 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:48,000 Something like that? Yeah, uncomfortable, exposed to bad situations, maybe people were trying to co-horse her into joining maybe. 588 00:51:48,000 --> 00:52:03,000 She is suing it, it did not say for how much but it sounds to me like one of those suits were like they should. And don't get me wrong that should have never happened. I'm just not quite sure what she's suing for. 589 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:12,000 Do you see anything there Rob? No, not really. Not my opinion. 590 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:25,000 Not my opinion either. I think yeah okay maybe she is traumatized a little bit. Maybe give her I don't know six months salary and say hey sorry, sorry we did that to you, sorry we didn't know that was going on. 591 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:37,000 But anything over that I think is excessive and the manager was fired and the employees that partook in certain activities were let go. 592 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:46,000 So they kind of righted the wrong right? And I think for the suit wouldn't you have to prove that Taco Bell had knowledge of this? 593 00:52:47,000 --> 00:53:02,000 You would think so. Yeah, so I'm going to try to keep track of this and find out how it unfolds. But yeah I agree with her this should have never happened and yeah it's probably uncomfortable especially for a single woman there you know. 594 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:20,000 It would probably be pretty overwhelming and probably kind of traumatizing. But my personal opinion is anything over six months salary and hey sorry and a pat on the back not the ass a pat on the back and thank you and we're sorry it ended up like this should be enough wouldn't you think? 595 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:30,000 Actually at that rate maybe you just want to give it a handshake. Yeah, yeah, yeah I think a handshake too yeah. Yeah, not even a pat on the back. You give her a handshake. 596 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:39,000 No pat. No pat, what's what? No, no. Do you agree with me with a six months salary or do you think that's excessive or too low? 597 00:53:39,000 --> 00:54:00,000 I think that would be fair. Yeah I think that's quite fair. Here's six months salary for putting you in a horrible position and also you don't want to work here anymore so you're out of a job so here's something you didn't waste your time necessarily and yeah you're traumatized a little bit so here is some money here's a parting gift. 598 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:12,000 A handshake and sorry about it and we took care of it and we don't know what else to do. We had no idea this clown was doing that and we're sorry about it and here's some money and go. 599 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:31,000 So that's what I'd do if I was Taco Bell. I wouldn't offer much more than that either because I don't think that Taco Bell knew about this and when they found out about it they let him go. They fired him. I don't know what else they could do. They couldn't make him unwind everything and have him not do it. 600 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:56,000 So anyhow, well okay. You know Jason Kelsey and Travis Kelsey have a podcast right? Yeah. Ours is better by the way. No I don't know. Where else can you hear fart jokes? They don't tell fart jokes right? No actually it's New Heights and I love their podcast. It's really good. 601 00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:12,000 They're both very funny. They are naturally very comedic and they have a quick wit and it's a very good podcast. I've listened to some of their episodes and it's very good. It's not a podcast where you're like staring at the wall going uh you know just background noise. 602 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:32,000 They actually have something to say and they're actually very clever and it's good. So Jason Kelsey and Travis Kelsey are excited for the holiday season. Fresh off the Philadelphia's win against the Kansas City Chiefs on Monday night, the Kelsey brothers are back in a new episode of their weekly podcast New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelsey. 603 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:48,000 And they dished on air their upcoming plans for Thanksgiving. The brothers revealed that they will not be celebrating the holiday together as Travis 34 will be in Missouri while Jason 36 will be in Pennsylvania with his wife Kylie and their three daughters. 604 00:55:48,000 --> 00:56:01,000 Travis said that he'll be feasting on KFC because I won't have anybody here. His brother then extended an invitation for him to take a quick trip to see his nieces as Jason said they'll have plenty of food. 605 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:18,000 As far as the food in question, Jason shared that the Kelsey family were not big turkey eaters growing up and they usually had pork chops on Thanksgiving instead. Their younger days were always involved to game a pick up football at one of the local elementary schools in their neighborhood. 606 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:35,000 The Eagle Center said that would be Jason Kelsey. And anyhow, Taylor Swift is still in South America over that whole that fan dying at one of her concerts because of lack of hydration. 607 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:48,000 Did you hear about that Rob? I'm pretty sure you did. So Taylor, I think their original plans included Taylor and Travis doing Thanksgiving together. 608 00:56:49,000 --> 00:57:00,000 But in the light of all the recent events that happened, I don't think she's able to make it. So Travis is on his own and I thought it was interesting that he was just going to get a bucket of KFC. 609 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:12,000 So anyhow, Rob, you got anything you want to get to or do I go to this store dash story here? 610 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:16,000 Yeah, I got one. It's about Mickey Mouse. 611 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,000 Oh hell yeah, iconic mouse. Go ahead Rob. 612 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,000 Yeah, it's not selling too good. 613 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,000 Okay. 614 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:36,000 On November 18th, 1928 Mickey Mouse made his first public appearance in Steamboat Willie. 615 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:49,000 The short film not only introduced audiences to the charming mouse, but also marked a revolutionary moment in the history of animation. 616 00:57:49,000 --> 00:58:04,000 It was the first cartoon to feature synchronized sound and music, a technological breakthrough that elevated the medium to new heights. 617 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:08,000 Okay, I know exactly what you're talking about. 618 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:20,000 Yeah, November 18th became an integral part of Disney's traditions as it was celebrated as Mickey Mouse's birthday. 619 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:34,000 Over the decades, this date saw elaborate festivities, events, and special releases reinforcing Mickey's place as a cultural ambassador for the Walt Disney Company. 620 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:51,000 However, and this is a little older story, however, as November 18th, 2023 approaches, our stamp on, oh there we go. 621 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:59,000 However, as November 18th, 2023 approaches, a sense of change looms on the horizon. 622 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:10,000 This year marked Mickey's final birthday before Disney loses copyright protection for Steamboat Willie on January 1st, 2024. 623 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:24,000 This impending expiration raises intriguing questions about the future of Mickey's birthday celebrations. 624 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,000 Wow, so. 625 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:36,000 Theoretically, if Disney chooses not to renew its focus on Steamboat Willie, this could be his last birthday. 626 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:42,000 Hmm. Wow. 627 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,000 Yeah. 628 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000 Wow. 629 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,000 Disney, to say the least. 630 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:58,000 They are so far advanced in everything that they've done and moved so far away from their traditional everything that I could see them just dropping in myself, couldn't you? 631 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,000 Yeah. Yeah. 632 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000 They get bought out, you know. 633 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,000 I'm not a huge fan of Disney and I haven't been in some time. 634 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000 They're losing followers left and right. 635 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:16,000 Yeah, I don't like them. I don't think they're a very good company in my opinion. I don't like the way they do things. I think they suck. 636 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:30,000 And anyhow, you know what? I could see them letting that iconic Steamboat Willie go just because they have other interests at heart now and they couldn't give a shit less about him in my opinion. 637 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,000 So, yeah, that. 638 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:37,000 Well, my question is would they have to pay to renew it? 639 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:41,000 I don't know. I think so. 640 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,000 But let's face it. 641 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:46,000 Yeah, you'd imagine they would have to, wouldn't it? 642 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,000 Yeah, they would. 643 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,000 Who knows? 644 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:56,000 I'm going to say it's more like their focus isn't on wholesome entertainment. 645 01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,000 That's what Steamboat Willie was. 646 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:06,000 I don't think they necessarily give one else's shit about wholesome entertainment anymore. 647 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:14,000 I think they're more into special interests in my opinion and they couldn't give one else a shit about that fucking rat that started them off. 648 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:18,000 So I could see them letting it go and not really giving a shit. I could. 649 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:25,000 The only way I see them keeping and renewing is because of the money that it still brings in. 650 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:29,000 You see what I'm saying? 651 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:36,000 So I think that they may renew, but it's just for monetary reasons only. 652 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:40,000 Nothing sentimental. Nothing about the original creator Walt Disney. 653 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:44,000 Nothing about what he, his concept of this, what he wanted to be. 654 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:49,000 I think it has nothing to do with that except their own greed in my opinion. 655 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,000 Wouldn't you say? 656 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,000 Yeah. 657 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:58,000 Yeah, so anyhow, they'll probably renew, but not for the reasons you think they do. 658 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:08,000 I think they're renewing simply because it is extra money and they still probably get a lot of money from the copyrights. 659 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:19,000 So, anyhow, we can close out this program with this little article I have here. 660 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:23,000 You know what DoorDash is right? 661 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:30,000 Okay, DoorDash is an app that allows customers to have food and groceries delivered directly to their door. 662 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:37,000 When using the app, customers will have the option of tipping their driver, though it isn't a requisite. 663 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:49,000 Despite this, it's considered common and adequate to tip your driver with expert Thomas Farley recommending that customers tip be at least 20%, which I don't agree with. 664 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:54,000 I think 20% is full service restaurant and I stick to it. 665 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,000 Yeah. 666 01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:01,000 I think DoorDash, 10-15% and that's what it should be. 667 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:10,000 And all this shit about leaving a tip for a go, you pick it up, for a pick up order is bullshit also. 668 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,000 This isn't always the case, however. 669 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:20,000 A viral video that resurfaced, we see a TikToker explain a situation that happened between a customer and employee. 670 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:26,000 This DoorDash customer requested drop off at their apartment, which was on the 9th floor. 671 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,000 They provided a tip of $1 to their Dasher. 672 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:37,000 When the Dasher left the food at the front desk of the building, the customer said, that's not the location that I requested. 673 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:43,000 To which the Dasher responded and said, the elevators were unfortunately out of service for emergency repairs. 674 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,000 They have stairs, the customer wrote. 675 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:53,000 The TikToker then prompt reviewers to discuss the situation as they'd be happy to walk up 9 flights of stairs for $1 tip. 676 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,000 I agree with the DoorDash-er. 677 01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:03,000 If someone's going to walk up 9 stories, they deserve at least a 20% tip. 678 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:10,000 That 20% tip is so your fat ass doesn't have to walk all the way down the stairs and walk all the way back up. 679 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,000 I would expect that to happen. 680 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:20,000 Even though what I just said about it's too much for anything under a full service restaurant. 681 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:26,000 I mean that except for a situation like this, where someone's got to walk up 9 flights of stairs for $1. 682 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,000 No, that's wrong. 683 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,000 I agree with the guy and I wouldn't have done it either. 684 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:37,000 I would have said, you know what DoorDash, if they had insisted that I go re-delivered, I would have said, I quit. 685 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,000 Fuck you. 686 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:44,000 Because that is bullshit and that's someone trying to bully you into doing it and pay you nothing. 687 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:49,000 The person that did that in my opinion is an asshole. 100% asshole. 688 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:53,000 So anyhow, they get what they get. 689 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:58,000 Yeah, they have to walk down 9 flights of stairs, get their food and go back up 9 flights. 690 01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,000 They should have left $5. 691 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,000 So anyhow. 692 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:10,000 Alright Rob, well we agreed to do just one podcast tonight so I think that is it for tonight. 693 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,000 Alright. 694 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,000 Alright Rob, I will speak with you tomorrow night. 695 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,000 Sounds great, my friend. 696 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,000 Alrighty, everybody have a great night. Thank you for listening. 697 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:34,000 Thank you everybody. 698 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:39,000 Hey, where did they go? Where are the douchebags? 699 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:43,000 Oh my god, someone took a dump in the corner. 700 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,000 Oh jeez. 701 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,000 Glad they are gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. 702 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,000 Man, that smells.