1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it's two douchebags and a microphone podcast. 2 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:26,000 The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat. 3 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:36,000 On most of these apocalypse series, we tell you what plants you can eat in case of an apocalypse and you have to go out to your yard for food. 4 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Well, this one is going to explain to you the plants you may be aware of to not eat. 5 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Plants that could be toxic usually might have milky white sap, thorns, spines, or fine hairs, or leaves or stems. 6 00:00:53,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Pods with bulbs, beans, or seeds, stems or trunks that have an almond scent, three-leafed foliage growth. 7 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:13,000 Also be aware of intensely bitter or sappy flavor, foliage reminiscent of dill, parsley, or carrot. 8 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:23,000 No bat light here. These idiots just show up and hope for the best. 9 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Two douchebags and a microphone invade your ear holes and hey, who took a dump in the cooler? 10 00:01:53,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Two douchebags and a microphone. I am the Mark portion of this. 11 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,000 And I am Rob Rad. 12 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Alright, Rob Rad. You ready to do this here podcast? 13 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Let's do it. 14 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Alright. Well, I got a bunch of stuff. I have Food Wars. I have a... 15 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000 I love Food Wars. 16 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Oh, I do too. We'll start off with that. I have a Mark story, a famous Mark story. 17 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:29,000 And this is about Large Larry and Weasel Dick Wes at the cement plant. 18 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Okay, I have not heard this one. 19 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:37,000 You know, I may have told you this because this already happened before you and I met. 20 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:45,000 But, no wait, no it didn't. Forget it, I've never told you this. Forget it, it did not. 21 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:52,000 I don't remember any stories about the cement plant. 22 00:02:52,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Okay, okay. Well, this was... I was laid off from my union job. 23 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Yeah. 24 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:06,000 And I... Well, anyhow, you know what, I'll go into it later. 25 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 We'll get to that after a while. 26 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:12,000 Okay, well, like I said before, I have some Food Wars here. 27 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:16,000 So, and this is where we pit different foods against each other. 28 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Like I told this story before, but anyone that hasn't heard it, it originated... 29 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:27,000 I was walking through Costco, the produce aisle, and I'm like looking at the avocados and the grapes. 30 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:34,000 I'm like, man, what if a fucking avocado jumped up and attacked a banana? Who would win? 31 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,000 And, you know, the way my mind works is like, okay... 32 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 The avocado. 33 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Yeah, yeah, that's the way my mind works. The avocado would... Yeah. 34 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Yeah, so anyhow, we'd already went over this, but yeah. 35 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:52,000 So, we would come up with reasons why one fruit or one piece of food would beat the other. 36 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,000 And this is no different, this is the same thing. 37 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:59,000 So, without any further ado, we're going into Food Wars. 38 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 How about Heinz? 39 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Yeah, and when you get done with that, I got something I have to do. 40 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Okay. 41 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000 So, let's get done with Food Wars. 42 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:13,000 Okay. Heinz 57 versus A1 Steak Sauce. Both of them are steak sauces, so... 43 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,000 Oh... 44 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 I think A1... 45 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 That was the ultimate battle. 46 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,000 It is. 47 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 That was the ultimate battle. 48 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:27,000 I think A1, because A1 is tangier and a little bit darker, a little bit meaner. 49 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:32,000 I think A1, and just sounds meaner, A1 against Heinz 57. 50 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,000 I have to go with A1. 51 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:39,000 A1 would kick the shit out of Heinz 57, wouldn't it? 52 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Yeah. 53 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Yeah, yeah. I mean, just by the name alone, A1 sounds like it could kick another asshole into Heinz 57. 54 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Okay, now, I may be wrong about this, but if I remember right, on the ingredients label of A1... 55 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Mm-hmm. 56 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,000 It mentions raisins. 57 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,000 You know what, Rob, I think you're right. 58 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Anything that has raisins in it cannot beat anything else. 59 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Well, if I'm thinking A1, I could be wrong on this. 60 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,000 I think you're right. 61 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:17,000 I know one of those steak sauces. It could be Worcestershire. I don't know. 62 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,000 You know what? 63 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:22,000 One of them sauces has... Yeah. 64 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Okay, I will check... 65 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:27,000 If it's A1, I'll give it to you. I know it ain't 57. 66 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Okay. 67 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,000 Although I like 57, but A1 tops it. 68 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:38,000 Yeah, I'm going with A1 too. I will check into that, and I will report back at the next podcast that we do. 69 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Well, not if we do another one tonight, but whatever one I get to it, I will report on the A1 Heinz 57 raisin fiasco. 70 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Does that sound good? 71 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Oh, hey, hey. 72 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Yes? 73 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:54,000 We have tomorrow night Thanksgiving special. 74 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Oh, okay. Then I'll report on it tomorrow night. 75 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,000 Is your up for it? 76 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 I'm up for it. 77 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:04,000 My schedule's clear. I'm doing my stuff during the day, brother. 78 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Yes, and I have a message to the turkeys a little bit later on. 79 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:16,000 To all the turkeys, I have a message to them, and I will reveal it a little bit later on. 80 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:21,000 So, mayo versus Miracle Whip. 81 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 Miracle Whip. 82 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Miracle Whip. Yeah, yeah. 83 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,000 The tangy. 84 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 The tangy, the kind of... 85 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 The tangy. 86 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Yeah. 87 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Okay, I'm not... 88 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Okay, yeah, Miracle Whip is my preference. 89 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Me too. 90 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:43,000 But the tangy between the two. 91 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Yes. 92 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 That would do. 93 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Yep, I agree. Miracle Whip would beat mayo's ass. 94 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Yep. 95 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:56,000 This next one is interesting because I'm not sure how to go with it when I wrote it out. 96 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:01,000 Pickles versus olives. 97 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Oh, shit! 98 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Pretty good one, isn't it? 99 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Wow. 100 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Wait a second. 101 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 I think that olives... 102 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 Wait a second. 103 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Okay. 104 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Green olives or black olives? 105 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,000 You can take your pick. 106 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,000 I'll let you pick, Rob. 107 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 There's a big difference, sir. 108 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,000 Yes, there is. 109 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,000 I'm going to go with green olives. 110 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000 Green olives, okay. 111 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,000 Yes. 112 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,000 That changes things. 113 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,000 Okay. 114 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,000 I think I would have to go with the green olives. 115 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,000 Me too. 116 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Green olives are just strong. 117 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,000 Now, if it was black olives, I would have to reverse my... 118 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,000 And pickles. 119 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Yes, that's why I went with green olives. 120 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,000 You're right. 121 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Yep, green olives, yep. 122 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Green olives would beat pickles. 123 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 The pimento. 124 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,000 The pimento, yeah. 125 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,000 Yes. 126 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Yep, I would agree 100%. 127 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 So far, we are right on. 128 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 We're spot on with all of these. 129 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,000 We are in agreement. 130 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:08,000 All right, this next one is interesting, but I do have a favorite on it, and we can talk it out. 131 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Romaine lettuce versus cabbage. 132 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,000 I think cabbage. 133 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Cabbage is heavier and a thicker leaf, and has a core. 134 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 Right, right, right. 135 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Yeah, that core alone could jump on top of romaine lettuce and smash it. 136 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:36,000 As long as it was uncooked cabbage. 137 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,000 Okay, I'm going to say they're both wrong. 138 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Yeah, you were saying you were a minute uncooked, I can tell. 139 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Yeah, that's the way I envisioned it, so I'm going to stick with that, but I agree with you. 140 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:52,000 If it was stewed cabbage, stewed cabbage is like lyser limp. 141 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Romaine lettuce could beat it. 142 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Yeah, it could be dead. 143 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,000 Yeah, yeah. 144 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 No, it is not stewed cabbage. 145 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:04,000 I imagined it cabbage like if they were to pick one out of the field. 146 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 That right there is what I imagined. 147 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Cabbage would have it. 148 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Cabbage would win. 149 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:16,000 This next one is interesting because I'm not sure which one's tougher, and you'll see what I mean. 150 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Toothpick versus flosser. 151 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Now, here's what I think. 152 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:31,000 A toothpick is tougher, but a flosser makes your gums bleed. 153 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,000 It's like a little... 154 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000 It's like a toothpick. 155 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000 Yeah, I guess so. 156 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,000 But a flosser is like... 157 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Especially if you go with the plant toothpick. 158 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,000 If you were a pissant and you ran into... 159 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,000 Okay, but here's what I'm looking at right here, Rob. 160 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:48,000 You stick it in your mouth at that point. 161 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Okay. 162 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:55,000 A flosser is almost like a little piece of piano wire which could cut something in half. 163 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 A toothpick is kind of dull. 164 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:05,000 You could poke it and it would hurt, but I think a flosser would actually go through something with enough force. 165 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:12,000 What do you say? No, no. I'm going to have to reverse my decision. 166 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,000 Flosser? 167 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,000 I'm going to go with the flosser. 168 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,000 You see what I mean? 169 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:19,000 Because at first I thought toothpick too, but then I got to think about it. 170 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,000 You're talking about almost like a little piece of piano wire that could go through... 171 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,000 You're talking about dental floss. 172 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Yeah, well, yeah. 173 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Yeah, a flosser, it could be... 174 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Yeah. 175 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,000 Okay, there we go. 176 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 All right, flosser... 177 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Is it the dental floss or is it like some machine? 178 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,000 No, no, no. It's a dental floss. 179 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,000 The dental floss. 180 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Yeah, a flosser machine, I had no intention of bringing that into it at all. 181 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,000 No, just a flosser. 182 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000 You said flosser. 183 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,000 I thought you meant like a water pick. 184 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:59,000 Okay, the reason I said flosser is because some people have those little... 185 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:02,000 those little Y looking things with a floss on them too. 186 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,000 Yeah. 187 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,000 That's why I just put it like that, a flosser. 188 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,000 So it could be... 189 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Yeah, like a little slingshot. 190 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 Yes, yes. 191 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 So whatever... 192 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:18,000 I put it like that just so it'd be generic and anyhow. 193 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:23,000 Okay, so the next one, a mousetrap versus a glue trap. 194 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000 I'm going to go with mousetrap. 195 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Yeah, mousetrap has a lot of force. 196 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Oh, dude. 197 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Yeah. 198 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,000 I've caught my finger a couple times. 199 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Oh, me too. 200 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Oh, that fucking hurts. 201 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:41,000 Remember we used to do mousetraps in people's beds before they went to bed? 202 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Oh, hell yeah. 203 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000 Oh, that was funny. 204 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000 We'd be like, someone be trashed. 205 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Thank God nobody ever threw one in mine. 206 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,000 Oh, I was the recipient of one before. 207 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Oh my God, they fucking hurt. 208 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,000 Oh. 209 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Anyhow, yeah, it was fun. 210 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,000 You were you and I was me. 211 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:07,000 I remember we used to like take and put them back real carefully to where they were set 212 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000 and throw them at people's faces. 213 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000 Oh shit, that was mean. 214 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:15,000 Those big rat traps, not the little ones but the big ones. 215 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000 Oh yeah, yeah. 216 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:22,000 Or one time I went up to Davey with one loaded and fucking smacked him on the nuts. 217 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,000 Oh my gosh, he burnt the shit out of me with a lighter. 218 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Did we steal a couple from Jess and Jim's to do shit? 219 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,000 Probably so. 220 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,000 I say so. 221 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:38,000 No, I walked up to Davey, I had it behind my back, and I said, hey dude, I go, man, 222 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000 is that so and so? 223 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000 He turned around and I went, snap. 224 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:45,000 And I didn't expect him to actually get his nuts. 225 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Well, this is the end of the day before Thanksgiving 2023. 226 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:56,000 They're sure they had better pest control than they did back in 85 when we worked there. 227 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000 Yes. 228 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:02,000 But anyhow, Davey got me back because he took a lighter and burnt the piss out of my arm. 229 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Oh, hold on. 230 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:09,000 I wouldn't notice he's just back there with it and all of a sudden I'm like, ow. 231 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000 Really? 232 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Oh yeah, he got me back good. 233 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 So anyhow, and then he torched me with the mushrooms. 234 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,000 Remember those little air-glazed mushrooms things? 235 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,000 They used to act like they're grabbing knives and coming at me. 236 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,000 They only would really jab me with them. 237 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 Fuck, that hurt. 238 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Anyhow. 239 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:30,000 Next one, green onions versus a garlic clove. 240 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:38,000 I think I'm going to go with garlic clove just because there's a little bit more mass there. 241 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 A little heavier. 242 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000 No? 243 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Go ahead. 244 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,000 I'm going to go with the green onions. 245 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:50,000 Okay, why? 246 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:54,000 The green onions would become a bad thing. 247 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:58,000 Not that garlic clove like a home run. 248 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Ooh, they are kind of whippish. 249 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Okay, alright. 250 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Yeah, they'll get when they hit. 251 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000 You know what? 252 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000 I reverse. 253 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:12,000 With the spiciness, the spiciness is going to kick in. 254 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 That's going to be the meanest. 255 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,000 It's going to be a nice finesse, but it's going to make it like a bat. 256 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,000 And not that garlic clove out of the park. 257 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:24,000 I reverse my thought. 258 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000 I reverse my decision. 259 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000 I'm going to go with the green onion. 260 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000 You're right. 261 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,000 This next one is interesting. 262 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:37,000 Cinnamon versus nutmeg. 263 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Ooh. 264 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000 Yeah. 265 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,000 I'm going to say cinnamon. 266 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Hmm, yeah, because it's spicier. 267 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000 Cinnamon is a little hotter. 268 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Yeah, a little hotter. 269 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,000 It'll actually make your eyes water in the right situation. 270 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000 Yeah. 271 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Cinnamon it is. 272 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:59,000 I remember back when we were in school with cinnamon toothpicks and shit. 273 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Yeah. 274 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,000 We would soak them in it and get them as hot as they could. 275 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,000 Oh, fuck yeah. 276 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000 Oh my god. 277 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000 They used to just destroy us. 278 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000 Oh, yep. 279 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000 Yep. 280 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000 Hang on a second. 281 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000 I'm going to yell at my chihuahua again. 282 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000 Okay. 283 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000 I turned it off. 284 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,000 Sorry. 285 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000 I blew your eardrums out, Rob. 286 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,000 You should have popped that one out there. 287 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,000 That was so mild, but there's a last one. 288 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Oh, that last one. 289 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000 I had a lot of fucking passion for that one. 290 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000 Oh, dude, yeah. 291 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000 And I bowed for it. 292 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Yeah, you did. 293 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Yep. 294 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000 And that dog did shut up. 295 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000 Okay. 296 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,000 And she hasn't shut up, so you're right. 297 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 I did not do it with enough force. 298 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000 But you know what? 299 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000 I don't give a shit. 300 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 You're getting your money's worth. 301 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000 It's free. 302 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000 The podcast is free. 303 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,000 You're getting your money's worth. 304 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Okay. 305 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000 We have animals. 306 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000 It's like all of you all. 307 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000 Yeah, that's right. 308 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,000 And I'm not going to kick Cookie out because she's barking. 309 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:57,000 My son's like eight, nine month old, going wild as a heap. 310 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:02,000 My seven, eight year old beagle's going nuts, dude. 311 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000 Oh shit. 312 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,000 I've been fighting this shit for over a week. 313 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:11,000 We've got to keep them separated and keep them apart. 314 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Yeah, and the only thing you can do at that point is let her get out of heat and then 315 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 you can introduce her back. 316 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Until then, it's right. 317 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000 No, no. 318 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000 I got my yearly bonus today. 319 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,000 My little shit's going to get good. 320 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 It's starting doing its shit. 321 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000 There you go. 322 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Good idea. 323 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 One times enough. 324 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000 Good. 325 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000 All right. 326 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000 Next one. 327 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,000 Ranch versus blue cheese. 328 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000 Dude. 329 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:41,000 I'm going to go with blue cheese. 330 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,000 Blue cheese is horrible tasting to me and it's chunky. 331 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,000 Ranch is smooth and to me tastes great. 332 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 So I'm going to go with blue cheese. 333 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:54,000 I think blue cheese would fucking slice you with a knife if it had a chance. 334 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000 Okay. 335 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:59,000 You're on my battle now. 336 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,000 A battle that I have had for years. 337 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000 Okay. 338 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:08,000 Between ranch and blue cheese being my favorite salad dressing. 339 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,000 I like ranch much better than blue cheese. 340 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:16,000 But you just mentioned a certain fact. 341 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000 Blue cheese is chunky. 342 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:22,000 In this bowl, blue cheese has got it. 343 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000 Yes, I would agree. 344 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000 It chunks. 345 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,000 Yeah. 346 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,000 The chunks would come down like a boulder on top of it. 347 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000 Yes. 348 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Now if you went with blue cheese against a chunk of cheddar, a chunk of cheddar would 349 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000 win because of mass wise. 350 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,000 But since you're talking about ranch, which is basically liquid and just kind of lies 351 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:43,000 there, blue cheese could jump on top of it and just smash the piss out of it. 352 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000 The only way. 353 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000 Yeah, the chunk. 354 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000 The blue cheese chunks. 355 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 The only way ranch could win. 356 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000 I love blue cheese. 357 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Yeah. 358 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 No, blue cheese is my favorite anyways. 359 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000 Okay. 360 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000 Blue cheese won. 361 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:58,000 But the only way ranch could win, but I didn't do it like this. 362 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Ranch in a cup and if blue cheese jumped on it, ranch in a cup could drown blue cheese, 363 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000 but we're not doing that. 364 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000 We're not putting ranch in a cup. 365 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000 It's just, yeah. 366 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 It's blue cheese versus ranch. 367 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Blue cheese wins. 368 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 This next one's interesting. 369 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Ranch would have the, I don't want to say spiciness, the tanginess. 370 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:28,000 The tanginess, but blue cheese has the bold cheese. 371 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 It's got the chunks. 372 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,000 Yeah, the chunks would definitely destroy the ranch. 373 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Yeah. 374 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000 Okay. 375 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:40,000 The next one is Rotel versus stewed tomatoes. 376 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000 Rotel. 377 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000 Rotel. 378 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,000 Rotel has like peppers in it and everything. 379 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Spices. 380 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000 Yeah, spices. 381 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,000 So Rotel would definitely win that. 382 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 Next one, mutton. 383 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:56,000 And if anyone doesn't realize what mutton is, I know you do, you know, but just in case 384 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:01,000 someone doesn't know what mutton is, mutton is lamb. 385 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:09,000 And in this case, it would be ground lamb against ground beef. 386 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:16,000 I'm going to go with lamb because lamb has a little bit more of a gamier taste, a little stronger taste 387 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000 than ground beef. 388 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:21,000 Ground beef to really get it to taste any different, you have to like add onions or 389 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,000 hamburger helper. 390 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:31,000 Mutton or ground lamb, if you will, has its own distinct, very sharp flavor. 391 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:36,000 So I'm going to go with mutton. 392 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000 Okay. 393 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Here's where I'm at on this one. 394 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 Okay. 395 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000 I'm going to take your word for it. 396 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 Okay. 397 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 I have not had mutton. 398 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 Okay. 399 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,000 But I know wild game. 400 00:19:51,000 --> 00:20:00,000 You know, I've had fresh cow, I've had fresh pig, I've had deer, I've had rabbit, I've had squirrel. 401 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,000 I've not had mutton. 402 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000 Okay. 403 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Well, take my word for it. 404 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:10,000 But I can imagine, like you said, the gamier taste. 405 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000 Yes. 406 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000 I'll give you that one. 407 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000 It's in that same realm. 408 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000 It's a different, bolder taste. 409 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000 I'll give you that one. 410 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000 Okay. 411 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000 Okay. 412 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,000 Then we're going to go with mutton. 413 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Next one. 414 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:28,000 This one's interesting, but I think I have a favorite and I'll let you tell me what you 415 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000 think. 416 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000 That way I don't pollute it. 417 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:37,000 Lo Mein versus spaghetti. 418 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000 I'm going with spaghetti. 419 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 And here's why. 420 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:43,000 Spaghetti is a little bit thicker and a little bit heavier. 421 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000 Lo Mein is lighter and thinner. 422 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000 I like spaghetti by the way. 423 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000 So Lo Mein is in Chinese. 424 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000 Yes. 425 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000 Yeah. 426 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000 It's Chinese spaghetti, if you will. 427 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000 Something like that. 428 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000 Whatever. 429 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:59,000 So I'm going with spaghetti because of mass only. 430 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:04,000 What do you think? 431 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,000 I'm going with Lo Mein. 432 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Okay. 433 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Because they're known for putting spicy peppers in. 434 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000 Oh, okay. 435 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,000 But I'm not talking about that. 436 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000 When I had this envisioned. 437 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:23,000 You were talking about the can, Lo Mein. 438 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000 Yeah. 439 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,000 I'm talking about nothing added because spaghetti, I could put meat sauce. 440 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000 I could put anything. 441 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,000 I could put peppers in spaghetti. 442 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:36,000 I mean, you know, I'm just talking about the product alone by itself. 443 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000 Okay. 444 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000 Okay. 445 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:45,000 Well, on that note, I will re-roast my decision and give it to spaghetti. 446 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000 Okay. 447 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:50,000 And I'm just doing this exactly how I felt when I wrote it out. 448 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:54,000 I did not imagine anything else being with it just by itself. 449 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 So that is why spaghetti took it. 450 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,000 Well, I did not know your ingredients. 451 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000 No, no, no. 452 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,000 I know what you're thinking, but that's not what I envisioned. 453 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000 So, okay. 454 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000 So spaghetti gets in. 455 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000 The Oreos have the spicy ass peppers. 456 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,000 Yes. 457 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000 Okay. 458 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000 Here's one for you, Rob. 459 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:16,000 And I'm going to let you pick it because it's a draw to me. 460 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 Cheddar versus Swiss. 461 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:24,000 Cheese, of course. 462 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 Cheddar. 463 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Because it's sharper tasting and it doesn't have holes in it? 464 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000 No. 465 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,000 Yes, that's sharp. 466 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000 I'm going extra sharp cheddar. 467 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,000 Okay. 468 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000 Extra sharp cheddar blows in. 469 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,000 I'd be like cracker barrel, extra sharp. 470 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000 You know what? 471 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,000 Yeah, Swiss comes in one. 472 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 Cheddar comes in two. 473 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,000 I had no type of a feeling at all. 474 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000 I just put down cheddar. 475 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:56,000 You want to do extra sharp, extra sharp beats the shit out of Swiss. 476 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,000 So there we go. 477 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Cheddar wins. 478 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 That's my favorite. 479 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Me too. 480 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000 Extra sharp cheddar is fantastic. 481 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000 Especially on burgers. 482 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,000 Oh my God, it's good. 483 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000 All right. 484 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000 Next one. 485 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:14,000 Pickle relish versus salsa. 486 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000 And this is the last one. 487 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000 Salsa. 488 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Salsa. 489 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000 I agree. 490 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000 Salsa is spicy. 491 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,000 Yep. 492 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000 All right. 493 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:26,000 I mean, that is a good battle. 494 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 It is a good battle, but we both. 495 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 Pickle relish has a battle there. 496 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000 But both of us. 497 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Just not against salsa. 498 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,000 Me without even talking to you about it, I picked salsa in my head. 499 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,000 And you said salsa. 500 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,000 Yep. 501 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000 So we're going with salsa. 502 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,000 All right. 503 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,000 Now Rob, you. 504 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000 I mean, pickle relish. 505 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:46,000 Like I said, pickle relish can win a different battle just not against salsa. 506 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000 You know what? 507 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,000 We can put pickle relish in a holding tank. 508 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000 Okay? 509 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,000 And we can use pickle relish for a future battle. 510 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,000 How's that? 511 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000 It's bringing it up again later. 512 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000 Okay. 513 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 Pickle relish has. 514 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000 Okay. 515 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,000 Let's each have a save card. 516 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000 So I'm going to save pickle relish for another battle. 517 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,000 Now we're going save cards? 518 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:12,000 Well, I mean, look, we both kind of like pickle relish. 519 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 So I just invented a save. 520 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 I didn't save up my save card in hairy ass battles. 521 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000 Because I don't want to get this one over with. 522 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Because I got half of them in this race. 523 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000 Okay. 524 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000 No more pickle relish. 525 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000 It lost. 526 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000 All right. 527 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000 So. 528 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000 We've got like three battles left in hairy ass. 529 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000 You know what? 530 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000 We'll finish them tomorrow. 531 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000 We'll finish them tomorrow. 532 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000 Okay. 533 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000 No more pickle relish. 534 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,000 This giant night we will finish this hairy ass. 535 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 The hairy asshole Olympics battle. 536 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000 So. 537 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000 And then I need to start going through everything. 538 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000 So we can start putting the older one. 539 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 Older winners against newer ones and all that. 540 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000 So we'll figure that out later. 541 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Okay. 542 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Rob, at the very first. 543 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000 Yeah, we'll talk about that after here. 544 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000 Okay. 545 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000 At the very first of the program. 546 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 You said you had something you wanted to say. 547 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 So before we go to break. 548 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:59,000 I come back with my weasel dick Wes and large Larry story. 549 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,000 Let's hear what you had to say. 550 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000 Okay. 551 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:10,000 Well, I went across something at a store today. 552 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000 Okay. 553 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:17,000 We've been talking about Yanling beer. 554 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Mm-hmm. 555 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:28,000 And I mentioned how here at the laser like in the results, we could only get it in traditional 556 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,000 or right. 557 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000 That was most of Missouri because. 558 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000 Yeah. 559 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000 Two or three weeks ago. 560 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,000 The floor is holding in my hand. 561 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,000 What are you holding in your hand, Rob? 562 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,000 The one we've been talking about. 563 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000 The Hershey's? 564 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,000 The Yanling Hershey's chocolate. 565 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000 Okay. 566 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000 About three weeks ago. 567 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,000 They came out with them. 568 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 They did everywhere. 569 00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Three weeks ago, Yanling made us a full service state. 570 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:07,000 And that means that all their beers are available to us now. 571 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000 To anywhere that. 572 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:15,000 I'm going to hope my ear pod pictures help me open in this. 573 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000 Okay, go ahead. 574 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 This is my first face on there. 575 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 He's going to do a review. 576 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000 I haven't tasted one yet. 577 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000 He is doing a review. 578 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 I'm going to taste this. 579 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000 All right. 580 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000 You probably didn't hear that. 581 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000 No, I did hear it. 582 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000 We did hear it. 583 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Oh, you did. 584 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000 I did. 585 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:38,000 My microphone picks up everything you do better than I hear it because I don't wear my headphones 586 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,000 in here because I have too many other things going on. 587 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000 I can't really. 588 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,000 Right. 589 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:47,000 It picked it up, I guarantee you. 590 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,000 Here we go. 591 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 Let's see what she tastes like. 592 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000 I've waited so long. 593 00:26:53,000 --> 00:27:01,000 Okay. 594 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:06,000 Oh my God. 595 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,000 Okay. 596 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000 If you. 597 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000 Okay, I love it. 598 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000 I love it. 599 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000 I'll have to go get it now. 600 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,000 I am a chocolate lover and I'm a beer lover. 601 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,000 And they blended together well, I guess. 602 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000 Yes. 603 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:25,000 I honestly think they could have a little bit of a difference. 604 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:29,000 I think they could have a little bit of a difference. 605 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:41,000 Yes, I honestly think they could add just a tad bit more chocolate. 606 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:46,000 I know why they don't because I'll bet you most beer drinkers don't want more chocolate 607 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000 in it. 608 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Right. 609 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:53,000 But no, dude, I love it. 610 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000 Good. 611 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000 I will have to go get some now. 612 00:27:55,000 --> 00:28:00,000 Let me finish this one and I'll let you know what I'm up to. 613 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Okay, sounds good. 614 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000 All right. 615 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,000 How about if we come back back. 616 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000 If I could talk. 617 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:15,000 How about if we come back here in a couple of minutes with my large Larry and Weasel Dick 618 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,000 West story. 619 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000 That sound okay? 620 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000 Sounds good, bro. 621 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,000 All right. 622 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:25,000 We will be right back here in a couple of minutes. 623 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000 You need protection from fucktards. 624 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,000 You have people coming and fucking with you constantly. 625 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000 You need answers. 626 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000 You need solutions. 627 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000 Smack in the nuts. 628 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000 That's right. 629 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000 Smack in the nuts is what you need. 630 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000 Smack in the nuts, get rid of said losers in no time flat. 631 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000 Smack in the nuts. 632 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000 Available everywhere wherever you buy self-defense items. 633 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,000 Here are just a few testimonials from some salesmen. 634 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:49,000 Stupid fuck sack come to me. 635 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:54,000 He talk stupid. 636 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 He no let me go. 637 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 Smell like sack of shit. 638 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,000 He spit talk all over. 639 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,000 I remember smacking balls. 640 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000 I use shit sack. 641 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000 Shit sack lie on ground. 642 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000 I walk off. 643 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000 Thank you smacking the balls. 644 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,000 You saved me. 645 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,000 Smelly smelly spit. 646 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:15,000 I had this stupid son of a bitch come around me. 647 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,000 He would not shut his fucking yap for nothing. 648 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000 He gets up on me and he talks all stupid. 649 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000 I didn't know what to do. 650 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:26,000 I could not shake this motherfucker like a burger. 651 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 Then I remember smacking the nuts. 652 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000 I pulled out old smack in the nuts. 653 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000 That motherfucker went down like a sack of fucking potatoes. 654 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000 Thank you, smack in the nuts. 655 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:40,000 You saved me once again from stupid motherfuckers. 656 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000 Smacking the nuts. 657 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000 Don't leave home without it. 658 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000 When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water. 659 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,000 Because nobody likes a stinky asshole. 660 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000 And now, deep thoughts with Mark. 661 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,000 How does a fucking motherfucker get so dirty? 662 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000 I don't know. 663 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000 I don't know. 664 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000 I don't know. 665 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000 I don't know. 666 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000 I don't know. 667 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000 I don't know. 668 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,000 I don't know. 669 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,000 I don't know. 670 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000 I don't know. 671 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,000 I don't know. 672 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000 I don't know. 673 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,000 I don't know. 674 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,000 I don't know. 675 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,000 I don't know. 676 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,000 I don't know. 677 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000 I don't know. 678 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,000 How does a butterfly take a dump? 679 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,100 It never stops long enough. 680 00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:07,100 Maybe it just shits while lofting. 681 00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:10,200 Maybe it shits real quick while chewing flowers. 682 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,200 Hmm. 683 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:15,200 Hmm. I may never know. 684 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:39,200 Two douchebags and a microphone. I am Mark. 685 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,200 And I am Rob. 686 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,200 Right. 687 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:29,200 Right. 688 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:45,200 Right. 689 00:31:45,200 --> 00:32:03,200 Right. 690 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:23,200 Right. 691 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:49,200 Right. 692 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:19,200 Right. 693 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:49,200 Right. 694 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:19,200 Right. 695 00:34:45,200 --> 00:35:01,200 Right. 696 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,200 I'd like to take the two more wrestlers. 697 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,200 Biggest dude there. 698 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:13,200 That's what I would do. 699 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:41,200 Right. 700 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:55,200 Right. 701 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:15,200 Right. 702 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:37,200 Right. 703 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:51,200 Right. 704 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:21,200 Right. 705 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:51,200 Right. 706 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:21,200 Right. 707 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:39,200 Right. 708 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:45,200 Right. 709 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:49,200 Right. 710 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:59,200 Right. 711 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:09,200 Right. 712 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:17,200 Right. 713 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:30,200 Right. 714 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:38,200 Right. 715 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:45,200 Right. 716 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:51,200 Right. 717 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,200 Right. 718 00:39:54,200 --> 00:40:04,200 Right. 719 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,200 No, but I know we're in the top. 720 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:24,200 Right. 721 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,200 Right. 722 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,200 Right. 723 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,200 Right. 724 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,200 Right. 725 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,200 Right. 726 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,200 Right. 727 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,200 Right. 728 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:07,200 Right. 729 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,200 Right. 730 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:39,200 Right. 731 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:45,200 Right. 732 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:55,200 Right. 733 00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,200 Right. 734 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,200 Right. 735 00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,200 Right. 736 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:14,200 Right. 737 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,200 Right. 738 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:23,200 Right. 739 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,200 Right. 740 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,200 Right. 741 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,200 Right. 742 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,200 Right. 743 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,200 Right. 744 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,200 Right. 745 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,200 Right. 746 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,200 Right. 747 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,200 Right. 748 00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:04,200 Right. 749 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,200 Right. 750 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,200 Right. 751 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,200 Right. 752 00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,200 Right. 753 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,200 Right. 754 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:27,200 Right. 755 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,200 Right. 756 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,200 Right. 757 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,200 Right. 758 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,200 Right. 759 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,200 Right. 760 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:52,200 Right. 761 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:58,200 Right. 762 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,200 Right. 763 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,200 Right. 764 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,200 Right. 765 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:19,200 No shit. Wow, okay. I can walk to OJ's in about 12 minutes. 766 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,200 Okay. Yeah, it's pretty good. I've hit there before. 767 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:29,200 I city walk like I used to. Everybody down here tells me, dude, you are a fast walker. 768 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,200 Okay, cool. 769 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,200 I grew up walking fast from home. 770 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,200 Oh yeah. 771 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,200 You have to walk fast or you miss something. 772 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:41,200 Yeah, I would agree. I would agree. 773 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:44,200 I'm still a fast walker today. 774 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,200 Cool. Very cool. 775 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:52,200 I've got an interesting story here about Tony Iommi. You want to hear it? 776 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,200 Oh, definitely about Tony. 777 00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:11,200 Absolutely. Tony Iommi recently revealed that he came up with the very famous Paranoid Rift when the record company informed the band that they needed one more song to complete the album. 778 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:18,200 Sabbath had met with the record company and was informed the album could not be released until they had one more song. 779 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,200 They did not have another song yet. 780 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:30,200 Iommi just started playing that famous riff and the band wrote probably their most iconic signature song right there on the spot. 781 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:32,200 Paranoids. 782 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,200 Yeah. Yep. 783 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:39,200 Interesting enough, the album that took them the longest to produce, they consider trash. 784 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:43,200 And that is the Never Say Die album. And that took them over a year to do. 785 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,200 Yeah. 786 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:59,200 So Sabbath is one of those bands like Purple, Deep Purple did the same thing with their famous, what was it, In Rock or whatever? Their one famous album that had Highway Star, Smoke on the Water. 787 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,200 Oh yeah. 788 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,200 Damn, I can't think of the name. 789 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:09,200 Actually, I'm going to be working for that album for my wife. 790 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,200 Cool. That is an iconic album. 791 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,200 I love that one. 792 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,200 That is one of the best ones ever. That album is just so good. 793 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:16,200 Oh yeah. 794 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,200 Yeah. I got to find that one. 795 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:22,200 And I have a lead on who to go talk to. 796 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:27,200 That album, you can actually just find it online. 797 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:30,200 Oh no. I want original. 798 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:33,200 Well, they are originals online. 799 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:40,200 But if you got someone you can go to, go to them because they need the business more than anyone online does. 800 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,200 A brick and mortar store. 801 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,200 Yeah, that's somebody local. 802 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,200 Cool. 803 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:49,200 See, down here you try to be a local. 804 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:53,200 The best you can. You got to support your neighbor, you know? 805 00:46:53,200 --> 00:47:04,200 No, that's why I said what I did. I said, you know, go to them, go to a brick and mortar store, support them. Actually, it's a bad idea to go online. If you have someone down there, go to them. 806 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,200 And also you get it that day. 807 00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:12,200 But if I can, I will. I will go around and I want that album. 808 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:18,200 Okay, if they don't have it, if they don't have it at that store and they don't think they can get it, go online. 809 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:24,200 There are like a ton of different record stores online that you can get them at. 810 00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,200 Oh no. 811 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:32,200 You can actually get them up here too. You can even have them ordered still at 7th Heaven. Do you know that? 7th Heaven is still around. 812 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:35,200 That's what I was going to ask. Is 7th Heaven even still open? 813 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:41,200 It's still open and you can order CDs, imported ones or old ones. 814 00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,200 I want vinyl. 815 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:52,200 Okay, and there's other record stores up in the Crossroads District and in Midtown that you can go to and actually buy the original one. 816 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,200 Sure, I'll let it come up there. 817 00:47:54,200 --> 00:48:03,200 There's one in Eureka Springs. If I go back there next year and you don't have it yet, they've had three of them the last time I was there in October. 818 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:10,200 Oh, by the way, I have my dates when I'm on vacation. We'll talk about that when we get off here. 819 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,200 Okay, we'll figure that out. Sounds good. 820 00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:23,200 Alright, why don't we take a slow break and come back and we have more shit to throw at you. Sound good, Rob? 821 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:26,200 Damn, we're going nowhere now, right? Cool. 822 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:32,200 No, we're not in an hour yet. 47 minutes. 823 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,200 That's what I'm saying. We're going nowhere now. 824 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,200 Oh, we can go over an hour? Hell yeah. Alright, we'll be right back. 825 00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,200 Let's do it. 826 00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,200 We will be right back. 827 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,200 Next up, things overheard in Hell. 828 00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:54,200 The brand new Kale Cola started selling nationwide yesterday. 829 00:48:54,200 --> 00:49:03,200 As pleasant as 50 grit sandpaper to your inner thighs. 830 00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:17,200 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 831 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:23,200 May, your five-year-old neighbor have all their violin lessons during all of your hangovers. 832 00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:31,200 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 833 00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:40,200 May, your grandmother always intruded your thoughts at the last minute while you are masturbating. 834 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:43,200 Two douchebags and a microphone says, 835 00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:48,200 You ever dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake up with a spoon in your ass? 836 00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,200 Just asking. 837 00:49:50,200 --> 00:50:00,200 The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat. 838 00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:06,200 Garlic mustard could and should be a go-to food during an apocalypse. 839 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:11,200 Garlic mustard is plentiful everywhere. It is actually an invasive weed. 840 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:18,200 But it can be very delicious and easily taken from about any pasture. 841 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:24,200 Garlic mustard can be stewed or even pan-fried for delicious taste. 842 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:30,200 It can also be added to other ingredients, whether it's a salad or any other type of food to enhance it. 843 00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:48,200 Garlic mustard should be a go-to staple during the apocalypse. 844 00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:55,200 Okay, two douchebags and a microphone. I'm the Mark portion of this. 845 00:50:55,200 --> 00:51:02,200 And I'm wrong. And I'm telling you, I'm really liking this Yingling Hershey's chocolate. 846 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,200 Portier. 847 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:11,200 I'm calling it Portier because it's fancier to me. 848 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:12,200 Portier. 849 00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:14,200 But I'm loving it, dude. 850 00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:15,200 Okay, so it's a porter. 851 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:18,200 We could use a little more chocolate, but it's good. 852 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:25,200 You know what? I'm going to give it a try. I believe we have it right down the road. I believe I saw it right down the road. 853 00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,200 I just popped my second one. 854 00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:31,200 Oh, good. Good. All right. 855 00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:32,200 I'm loving the flavor. 856 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:36,200 All right. Rob, do you have something you want to go into? 857 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,200 Yeah. 858 00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,200 Go ahead. 859 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:46,200 Let me get my phone back to work. Here we go. 860 00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:51,200 Okay. 861 00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:58,200 Filed by North Carolina Congressman Chuck Edwards to stop POTC. 862 00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:08,200 Would it withhold federal funding from states and tribes, then legalize recreational marijuana? 863 00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:24,200 The measure is filed with just one sponsor. Since being filed, the measure has garnered three additional sponsors, bringing it to a loop five. 864 00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:40,200 By comparison, a measure to fully decriminalize marijuana and remove it as a controlled substance has 69 sponsors. 865 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:51,200 And the U.S. Senate, a federal marijuana banking bill, is sponsored by 34 percent of the entire Senate. 866 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:57,200 Wow. Cool. 867 00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:02,200 They brought this bill to try to fight marijuana. 868 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,200 Uh-huh. 869 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:11,200 There's a couple more long paragraphs. I'm going to break it down. 870 00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:13,200 Okay. 871 00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:25,200 Yeah, there's a few representatives that want to keep marijuana as a criminal offense. 872 00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,200 Mm-hmm. 873 00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:33,200 And this story goes into how it goes into law enforcement and stuff. 874 00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:46,200 Well, for any of the law enforcement I've talked to around here, they like the idea. 875 00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:51,200 Of decriminalizing it? Yeah, because it clogs up the court system. 876 00:53:51,200 --> 00:54:01,200 Right. It clogs up the court system. It gives our police one last thing to worry about. 877 00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:02,200 Exactly. 878 00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:06,200 It's something that, I mean, come on. 879 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:10,200 Look, we have too many real crimes going on. 880 00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:15,200 Marijuana is an herb. It is naturally grown. 881 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:18,200 Mm-hmm. 882 00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:26,200 Look, I mean, the thing is, the thing is, is no one smoking marijuana is bothering me. 883 00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,200 I have no reason to have them wanted arrested. 884 00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:40,200 Now, someone stealing something or doing armed criminal action or murders or anything you can think of like that violent crimes, they need to be in jail. 885 00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:48,200 Not the guy having to puff a fucking marijuana down the road and then not to mention that he gets a criminal record over this. 886 00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:52,200 So then let's say he's like, he turns 18. 887 00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:55,200 All right. Little Joey down the street is 18. 888 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:59,200 All right. He's in a parking lot with a couple of buddies puffing on a joint. 889 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:02,200 Cops catch him. They ride him into jail. 890 00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:08,200 Little Joey pays his way out of it, but Little Joey then thinks it's over, but it's not. 891 00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:13,200 Little Joey goes to get a job at Honeywell, and so does his friend Ricky. 892 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:20,200 Ricky gets the job because Ricky don't have that puff of marijuana on his fucking record, 893 00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:26,200 but Joey does not get the job because he has that bullshit fucking marijuana on his record. 894 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:35,200 So therefore it is a bullshit crime that they should not be worried about, and they should be more worried about the people out there really doing crimes. 895 00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:37,200 It clogs up the system. 896 00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:43,200 What they're doing is they're starting to break that down. 897 00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:55,200 Unfortunately, you still have to worry about marijuana on the job injuries. 898 00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:57,200 You know what I mean? 899 00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:05,200 Well, yeah. And that, okay, Rob, that takes care of itself because I've been doing construction a long time, especially out there in the field. 900 00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:10,200 It's legal now, but the insurance company still ain't letting me go through. 901 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:15,200 No, if you get injured on the job, the first thing you do is they make you go piss. 902 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:22,200 You go piss, and if you turn up dirty, number one, you're fired. Number two, you're not covered. 903 00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,200 So that takes care of itself. 904 00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:29,200 So if you want to do pot and go to a job site and get hurt, then you're fucked. 905 00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:32,200 Okay, so that's up to you, though. 906 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:37,200 You get to weigh the scale out. It may be legal, but if you want to take a chance... 907 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:40,200 It's legal now. 908 00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:41,200 Yes. 909 00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:42,200 Yeah. 910 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,200 I'm ready with you. 911 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:46,200 But that's up to you. 912 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:53,200 So you don't get a bullshit charge, but if you do get fired and you get your medical claim denied, then okay, you knew the risks. 913 00:56:53,200 --> 00:57:03,200 So I wanted to do a warning to turkeys. Tomorrow's Thanksgiving Day. 914 00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:12,200 Okay, and we know a lot of turkeys are going to get murdered and they're going to get thrown on plates and people eating them. 915 00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:23,200 So everybody, I studied advanced turkey gobbling in school, and I know how to warn these turkeys. 916 00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:32,200 So everybody, if you will turn up your Bluetooth and put it outside so the turkeys can hear this, I would like to warn the turkeys right now. 917 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:35,200 Okay, are you ready Rob? 918 00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:36,200 Let's do it! 919 00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:37,200 Okay. 920 00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:42,200 Gobble, gobble, gobble! 921 00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:45,200 Breeze, think uh, you're just fuckin' 당연't... 922 00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:45,200 Gobble, gobble, gobble! 923 00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:49,200 Gobble, gobble, gobble! 924 00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,200 Gobble, gobble, gobble! 925 00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:54,200 Gobble, gobble, gobble! 926 00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:55,200 Gobble! 927 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:58,200 Gobble, gobble, gobble! 928 00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:01,200 Gobble, gobble, gobble! 929 00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:04,760 gobble gobble gobble 930 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,200 Okay turkeys I warned you I 931 00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:15,080 Am I warned you guys so there you go 932 00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:21,440 Thank you Mark. Thank you. You're welcome. I know I know someone has to warn them and then 933 00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:27,880 I don't like turkey. I don't like to get well 934 00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:35,320 Yes, but you'll probably hear this Friday 935 00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:40,640 Yeah, so we will be recording tomorrow night 936 00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:45,640 Yes, and we will let you know it's the Thanksgiving special on another hand 937 00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:51,600 Did you know that a Joe Biden dressed hunter Biden up in a turkey costume? Did you know that? 938 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:58,020 Please do not tell me that I do not want to hear this. You know why he was going to pardon him 939 00:58:58,020 --> 00:59:00,020 I do not want to hear this 940 00:59:00,140 --> 00:59:02,140 It's a joke 941 00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:06,720 He was going to pardon him you know how he pardons turkeys every year 942 00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,720 Yeah 943 00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:11,600 Gotcha 944 00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:17,140 Okay, all right. I got another one. I was a Trader Joe's earlier, right? 945 00:59:17,140 --> 00:59:21,280 And we're getting some a couple of gifts for my friend that's in the hospital 946 00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,880 And that's why it's a little bit late getting this podcast by 947 00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:32,920 Okay, I saw Macintosh apples isn't that redundant 948 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:39,560 Yeah, yeah Macintosh apples that's like an Apple Apple 949 00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:41,560 Apple 950 00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:43,560 That's two different yeah 951 00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:48,440 Yeah, Macintosh is Apple right Apple Apple Apple Apples 952 00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:51,240 Why do they call them Apple Apples? 953 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,000 Is that like pizza pizza 954 00:59:57,080 --> 01:00:00,480 Just wondering asking for a friend carry on 955 01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,880 Hey 956 01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:09,680 I'm just I'm just glad I'm just glad that I warned the turkeys 957 01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:14,240 Now we might have saved a couple of turkeys life Rob. We might have done that 958 01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:18,600 Well now don't you feel good inside 959 01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:25,800 Are we close to the end? Yeah, we're getting up right on it on the hour you got something you want to say 960 01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:31,200 Yeah, I have a word driving kit 961 01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:37,040 We're going to we're going to do another we're gonna do more, but I'm gonna cut this podcast off 962 01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:43,160 Because we don't want to go over an hour because that's the way that I've been taught to do the podcast 963 01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:45,880 You see what I mean? 964 01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:48,280 I thought you said you wanted to go over an hour 965 01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:57,680 You know what 966 01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:04,520 I just don't want to do two episodes. Oh, okay. Okay. I got what you're saying. I misunderstood what you were saying 967 01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:10,960 I thought you made two episodes. Okay. No, no, no, go ahead. Say what you want to say. I'm here. I'm fine 968 01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,800 Yes 969 01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:22,640 I have a winner driving kit for everybody. Okay 970 01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:31,720 If you color-polished through the ice and water deeper than 50 foot 971 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:40,520 Remember to slowly exhale while ascending to avoid getting the dance 972 01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:48,000 Oh, so look for low-rise if possible 973 01:01:48,000 --> 01:02:01,820 No, no, no and what they're feeding on Yes, I do it took me a second but I got it 974 01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:14,960 I think I think once it sunk in I think probably most people would get that 975 01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:16,960 But 976 01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:22,840 Anyhow one more little note, did you know that stuffing finally got upended 977 01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:26,400 For the favorite side dish for Thanksgiving 978 01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:34,600 What the new favorite side dish the new favorite side dish for Thanksgiving is mashed potatoes 979 01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:43,800 potatoes in upended stuffing for 2023 I went 980 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:54,440 Who are you gonna have over your son? I mean your sons are 981 01:02:54,440 --> 01:03:03,400 My son was with me, okay, okay my daughter 982 01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:11,640 Cool 983 01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:13,800 But he sounds cool cool 984 01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:18,600 My grandson, of course 985 01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:22,120 Cool 986 01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:24,120 Cool that sounds great 987 01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:26,120 Yeah 988 01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:28,120 Okay 989 01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:30,120 It's better than my Christmas 990 01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:32,120 Well, it's gonna be your Christmas 991 01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:36,120 Well 992 01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:38,120 My son's new girlfriend 993 01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:46,120 Bought him and her tickets to the Chief Writers Games Christmas Day 994 01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:50,120 Tickets to the Chief Writers Games Christmas Day 995 01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:54,120 Uh-huh 996 01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:56,120 So they're going up Christmas Eve 997 01:03:56,120 --> 01:04:00,120 Gonna be in Kansas City Christmas Day 998 01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:04,120 Yeah, so you're gonna be home for Christmas 999 01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:08,120 But I'll tell you what 1000 01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:12,120 What 1001 01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,120 Honestly 1002 01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:20,120 Since I have been to three Chief Writers Games my whole life with my dad 1003 01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:28,120 That's the only Chief Writers Games I've ever been to was with my dad and he passed away in 99 1004 01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:30,120 Well, I'm sorry to hear that 1005 01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:32,120 I've been 1006 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,120 I used to work with a guy 1007 01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:38,120 I would love to be there for him 1008 01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:42,120 I get it 1009 01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:44,120 I'm so happy 1010 01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:46,120 Because he is a Chiefs fan 1011 01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:48,120 He's right there with his brother 1012 01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,120 He's with the Chiefs Kingdom 1013 01:04:54,120 --> 01:05:00,120 And I'm just glad he gets to go to his first game for Christmas 1014 01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:02,120 On Christmas Day 1015 01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:04,120 Against 1016 01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:06,120 The Writers 1017 01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:08,120 No, the Las Vegas 1018 01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:10,120 Whatever the fuck they are now 1019 01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:12,120 Writers 1020 01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:18,120 They change towns every other year 1021 01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:28,120 Los Angeles, Oakland 1022 01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:30,120 Oh no, now they're in Vegas 1023 01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:36,120 Well, they bounced around between Los Angeles and Oakland three, four, five times 1024 01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:38,120 They're in a completely different state 1025 01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:42,120 There you go 1026 01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:44,120 I'm signing a tradition 1027 01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:48,120 Coming up tomorrow, Rob 1028 01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:52,120 We have the gift trends of 2023 1029 01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:56,120 We have ancient superstitions and how they came about 1030 01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:58,120 And some goodies that you came up with too 1031 01:05:58,120 --> 01:06:02,120 So the special Thanksgiving episode 1032 01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:04,120 I got an American songwriter 1033 01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:10,120 A classic rock slash metal band 1034 01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:12,120 In line for Hall of Fame 1035 01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:14,120 That have not made it there yet 1036 01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:24,120 So one of them 1037 01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:28,120 I'm trying to figure out how the hell they made it up there, boys 1038 01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:34,120 The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has never made any sense at all 1039 01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:36,120 And they never will 1040 01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:38,120 There are bands that have been admitted 1041 01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:40,120 First place, number eight 1042 01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:42,120 Okay 1043 01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:44,120 We'll cover that tomorrow night 1044 01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:46,120 Alright everybody, have a good night 1045 01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:48,120 And we will see you next time 1046 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:50,120 Bye 1047 01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:52,120 Good night everybody 1048 01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:54,120 Gobble, gobble 1049 01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:56,120 Gobble, gobble 1050 01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:10,120 Hey, where do they go? 1051 01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:12,120 Where are the douchebags? 1052 01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:14,120 Oh my god, someone took a dump in the corner 1053 01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:16,120 Oh jeez 1054 01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:18,120 Glad they're gone 1055 01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:20,120 Let's just hope they don't come back 1056 01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:22,120 Man, that smells