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Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it's two douchebags and a microphone podcast.

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Hello, this is Satan. You might know me from my pet name, Inflation. I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to two douchebags and a microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

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I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that day. Enjoy.

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Brick Shithouse Energy Drink! That's right, Brick Shithouse Energy Drink! Make men feel like a girl!

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You want to fuck shit up? You want to force gun across America? Brick Shithouse is for you!

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Two douchebags and a microphone invade your ear holes in? Hey, who took a dump in the cooler?

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Hello, this is two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark. And I'm Ross.

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We're doing this in the morning as opposed to doing it in the evening like normal. So anyhow, if we sound a little asleep or something, there you go. That's what it is.

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We'll do our best.

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Yes, we will try to hang in there for you guys.

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So, we've got some ass paddlin' coming up. We've got a whole bunch of little knickknack stories, this, that, and the other. A whole bunch of interesting things.

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Rob, you've got something you want to get to right now or you want to get to a little bit later?

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I will get to it later.

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Okay, yeah. Rob has a lot to say, but he will say it a little bit later.

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What the hell? Let's go into it.

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Alright, Rob. The floor is yours.

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Yeah, the reason why we're doing this in the morning is because I took last night off to go do some PR work.

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And hopefully you had some fun, too.

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Do what?

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Hopefully you had some fun, also.

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Yeah, yeah, I did.

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Okay, good.

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A couple weeks ago, me and my neighbor went to see that comedian, Damon Seaman, down at Batonville Dam.

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Yes, and he knows his name is funny.

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Yeah, yeah, I mean, he, yeah, he's, I like him. He's raw. If you see him, don't be offended.

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But we get down there and the show had been canceled.

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Someone mentioned that he had the flu or something or whatever.

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I'm going to be watching for that reschedule.

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And so we stayed there and had one drink, you know, and we left, come back to our side of the lake.

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Did you have a yin-ling or what did you have?

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They didn't have yin-ling.

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Oh.

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So I had a Budweiser and she had a Bud Light.

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Okay, all right, wonderful.

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Just for the drive over there, you know, instead of walking in and out.

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That's cool.

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And, you know, and so we went to this little bar up the street here that she goes to very often.

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It's called the Neighborhood Bar.

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Sounds cool.

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And we walked into place, there was four people there and a bartender, you know, and I'm wearing my shirt, of course.

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Well, we get talking about the podcast.

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Sweet.

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Once a month, they get together, I believe it's on a Saturday morning, and they have a potluck.

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Right, they breakfast potluck.

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Everybody brings breakfast food and everything.

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What a great idea.

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And they serve Bloody Mary's.

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Oh, even better idea.

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Yeah, yeah, you know.

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Well, the bartender mentioned to me, you know, we were talking about the podcast and everything and what we do, you know, our platforms and everything.

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She goes, well, come up to our potluck one morning and we'll turn the podcast on.

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We'll all sit around and listen to your podcast.

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Oh, I love that.

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There we go.

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Cool.

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That'd be a great way to endow.

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I believe, and that's what I'm going to go to.

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So be expected some hits from candidates.

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Okay, well, okay, Rob, you know the show really well.

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You know the show probably as well as me and Topher do.

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So, you know that our listeners, we dubbed them assholes.

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Like everybody has their own thing.

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Like, let's see, Stern has a whack pack.

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Let's see, Opie and Anthony had the Pess.

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I think Mankow had the Militia of Love.

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Let's see.

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Everyone had their own little brand for their name, you know, like Kiss Army, stuff like that.

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So we dubbed our listeners assholes.

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So maybe we'll get some new assholes by this.

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That'd be great.

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There you go.

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There you go.

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I'm trying.

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So, and we mean the term asshole very affectionately.

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Go ahead, what?

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Oh, and one other major announcement.

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I mentioned starting up a Rob Rad Facebook page.

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I did not.

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I started the new two douchebags and a microphone Facebook page.

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We are up and running on Facebook.

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Yes.

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And I'm going to send Rob a picture of the Talk is Cheap Studios with myself.

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So you will have both our pictures up there per, I forgot his name, that was not very happy with he couldn't see our faces.

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So now you can see our beautiful mugs and see who is talking bullshit.

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So my picture is on there.

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I'm not in my studio.

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My picture is on there.

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Sounds good, man.

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Rob, great work.

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Great work.

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I'm glad you got out last night.

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Had a little fun.

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That's cool.

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By the way, we're up to as of long ago, 22 followers just off my friends list.

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Very cool.

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Very cool.

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What a great idea, Rob.

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You're really reaching out there and figuring out some stuff.

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And I appreciate it.

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I know there's people out there that want to know more about the podcast and appreciate it.

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So thank you.

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It's a cool thing what you're doing.

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Anyhow, I have some emails.

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I had a moment last night to jot down a few of them.

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And that's when I fell asleep and I left my phone in the other room.

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I was jotting down emails.

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So anyhow, we'll get to some emails here in a little bit.

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But I got this thing that I found that I found interesting.

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They did.

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I got quite a few articles on the Millennials and Gen Zs and stuff like that today.

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And for some reason, my articles tended to go that route.

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So anyhow, they did a poll with Gen Zers and Millennials both.

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And they want to know what foods they think are sexy.

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And then of course, us being douchebags, we came up with a list of foods that are not sexy.

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Okay, so first off, foods that the Millennials and Gen Z think are sexy, as per this poll of,

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I think it said, a poll of 10,000 people.

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Okay, number one food they thought was sexy was candy canes.

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I could see that because you lick them and they're kind of like a pole.

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They're striped.

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So I think, yeah, yeah, I could agree with that.

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That's probably erotic.

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Number two was strawberries.

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ruby red lips chewing on a strawberry, taking a bite out of one, right?

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So yeah, I think so far they're spot on with this.

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But of course we all know we're too old to think about sex now, so we're not sure.

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But back in the day, yeah, back in the day we would have been like, yeah, yeah, hell,

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hell yeah, that's fucking great.

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Next one are cherries.

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and a little bit of everything.

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And they do look damn sexy, don't they?

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They're just sitting there on top of whipped cream, you know, just sitting there with their

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legs crossed over, fucking in a recliner chair, fucking puffing on a cigar.

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That's what a cherry does, right?

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So far I agree with 100% of these.

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Next one, red licorice.

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And it said red licorice and I know why.

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Because any other color of licorice is actually kind of gross, isn't it?

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Red licorice I could see somewhat being erotic, so I think, I don't know, I'm kind of on the

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fence about licorice.

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Maybe, you know, maybe that's the one that we disagree on right there.

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Yeah, I agree because it goes along with red lipstick.

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That tends to be more sexy, you know.

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Yeah, you know what, Rob, yeah, that's it right there.

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And that's probably why they added the red.

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My problem is it's so high up on the list, it's like number four.

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And I just don't view it as number four.

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If it's anything, it would be way down the list, right?

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So, you know, whatever, this is their opinion, so.

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The next one I agree with wholeheartedly too, watermelon.

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Unless you're spitting out the seeds, that's not sexy.

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Other than that watermelon, yeah, I could see it.

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The next one on the list is bananas.

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I, yeah, okay, all right.

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I see where they're coming from.

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I think I do too.

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It could simulate an oral sex ritual, right?

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So the next one, and I don't know about this one because it kind of puzzles me.

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Cinnamon toast.

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Cinnamon toast.

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Cinnamon toast, according to the Gen Xs and the Zs, is one, two, three, four, five, six.

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Number seven on the sexy food list.

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I, I don't get it.

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Can we agree to this?

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I do not get it.

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I do not either, not at all.

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This next one I agree with even less.

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A BLT sandwich, bacon, lettuce, and tomato.

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I don't see, I don't see that at all.

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They're allowed to think it's sexy, but I think this is a poll of 20,000 people I think, right?

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BLT just makes me hungry.

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A good amount of them had to say BLT.

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It wasn't like a poll of five people in like one person's paper.

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Oh, I'm going to write that too.

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They legitimately think a BLT is sexy.

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So, okay, anyhow, we'll move right along from that because obviously Rob and I don't see that at all.

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The next one, a Hershey kiss.

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I don't know.

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To me it kind of looks like a little fucking nugget of poop or something.

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I don't know.

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Is it just because the name is kiss?

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Yeah, yeah, and they sell tremendously around Valentine's Day.

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Oh, Rob, you're right.

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That's it right there.

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That's it right there.

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And also, people put Hershey kisses on people's pillows.

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You just deciphered it, Rob.

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Okay, now I agree with that.

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Now I do.

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Looking at it like that way, I agree with it.

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But I've always wondered the same thing.

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It looks like a turd.

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Me too, yeah.

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It looks like one of those little droplets when you got a little constipation and you

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can't like...

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And you look in the stool, you're like, I wonder what damage I did.

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And you're like, what?

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That's it?

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I wasted 10 minutes for that thing?

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Or your dog has a slight case of the lungs.

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And you're like, you're a little dimple there and you're like, ugh.

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Yeah, yeah, true.

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This next one, I guess I kind of get, but I kind of don't.

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A french fry.

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Yeah.

250
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Okay.

251
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And then finally, there was more, but I only did like 10 of them.

252
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I was like, I don't want to spend too much time on this.

253
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Um, is a glazed donut.

254
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I think, uh.

255
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Okay, I could see that.

256
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Yeah, yeah, me too.

257
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Me too.

258
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So, okay.

259
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Glazed donut, I think is correct.

260
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So.

261
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Alright.

262
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Next one.

263
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Henry bottled two foods that are sexy.

264
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Two douchebags in a microphone here.

265
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Um, decided to do foods that are not sexy.

266
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So, we have our top 10 foods that are not sexy.

267
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And the first one that is not sexy is goulash.

268
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Agreed?

269
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I agree with that.

270
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I think 100%.

271
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Yeah, it's like little noodles and little meat and, uh, let's see, tomatoes.

272
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Yeah.

273
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Onions and all the stuff that you don't associate with sexy.

274
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Correct.

275
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Next one would be Brussels sprouts.

276
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Man, my little.

277
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I'm going to go strangle my little chihuahua.

278
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She will not shut up.

279
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Hang on a second.

280
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Okay, I just screamed at my dog and it seemed to have worked.

281
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I went ahead and paused it so no one would, uh, blow, so it wouldn't blow anyone's ears out.

282
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But I will not.

283
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She did scream.

284
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And it worked.

285
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Yeah, it worked.

286
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Next one is Brussels sprouts.

287
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I would agree.

288
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I agree 100%.

289
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Those little fart bombs would actually ruin sex.

290
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Yeah.

291
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Oh, speaking of that, I got an email that I got to let everybody in on after this.

292
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Okay.

293
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Um, okay.

294
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Next one, I agree with this 100%.

295
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Shepherd's pie.

296
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I agree.

297
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Yeah, yeah, I mean, there's like layers of garbage on that.

298
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I mean, it's just like, it's like dump on a plate.

299
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I mean, it's just like, oh my God, there's the diarrhea, there's the solid shit, and then there's the in-between shit.

300
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Ugh.

301
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've never been, I've never been a Shepherd's pie fan.

302
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It's like, no, no, no, you separate all that shit and put it on a plate.

303
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You don't throw it all together and just throw it on, in a bowl.

304
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No, no.

305
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Okay, I like Shepherd's pie on a cold winter day.

306
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Okay.

307
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But yeah, there is nothing sexy about it.

308
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I would agree.

309
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And this next one, I agree with 100% too.

310
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Um, meatloaf.

311
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Meatloaf, I agree.

312
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Yeah, yeah, not sexy.

313
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This next one, definitely without a doubt.

314
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Sauerkraut.

315
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Yeah, nothing sexy there.

316
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No, no.

317
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Matter of fact, you'll make your damn, you'll pucker up so bad, you'll go flaccid.

318
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Yeah.

319
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Yep.

320
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Next one, persimmons.

321
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I don't know if everyone has actually seen a persimmon off of a tree.

322
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Yes, I have.

323
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But just take my word for it, they're not sexy, right?

324
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I got sucker-dandy.

325
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Fine.

326
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Yeah, yeah, not good, is it?

327
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A while, it's working.

328
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I've never tried one.

329
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They're horrible, aren't they?

330
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Oh my God.

331
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Yeah, they're horrible.

332
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It's like sticking a, it's like putting a stick of deodorant in my mouth.

333
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Nice and dry, yeah.

334
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And it's hard to get that taste out of your mouth too, isn't it?

335
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Oh, I had it straight through the water hose.

336
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Yeah, that's about all you do.

337
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I was doing vinyl siding.

338
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Oh, cool.

339
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Up in St. Joe.

340
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If you get efficient at that, there's a lot of money in vinyl siding.

341
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Yeah, there is.

342
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Next one, dry dates.

343
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I would agree.

344
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I would agree with that one too.

345
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And interesting enough, we have an article on dry dates coming up later.

346
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It's a new trend.

347
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Oh, cool.

348
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Yeah, yep.

349
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Next one in the dates category, raisins.

350
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I agree with that.

351
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Yeah, raisins or not, they're all crinkly and small and just, okay.

352
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Next one, hummus of any kind.

353
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I would agree.

354
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I agree.

355
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Yeah.

356
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I do not stand the texture of hummus.

357
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I know people are crazy about hummus.

358
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To me, it's fucking weird in your mouth.

359
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It's just not right.

360
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Next one, kale.

361
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100%.

362
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Yeah, kale was a joke.

363
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I'm going to say this again for people just now tuning in or whatever.

364
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Kale was a joke.

365
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This is what I've heard.

366
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Word on the street.

367
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Rumor has it.

368
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Is kale was a joke.

369
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They didn't think anyone would like it.

370
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They put it out there for the public and they said, oh, this is a super food.

371
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This stuff is great.

372
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And people fell for it.

373
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And they're just like, said, Mack, oh my God, this stuff is selling like crazy.

374
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We didn't think one person would like this.

375
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But like all these rubes are standing in line to get this garbage that we're going to throw away anyhow.

376
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And that's how kale was invented.

377
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It wasn't actually meant to be anything except a joke.

378
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And then so.

379
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Yep.

380
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So next one, and I agree with this too, crab rangoon.

381
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Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

382
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100% without a doubt crab rangoon is not sexy.

383
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Next one, squid.

384
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I agree. Yep.

385
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100%.

386
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Next one, liver and onions.

387
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

388
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Yeah.

389
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I can't even stand.

390
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I can't even stand the smell of that shit.

391
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Can you?

392
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No, I can't either.

393
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Oh, no.

394
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I walk in room and someone's like cooking liver and onions.

395
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I'm like, I'm out.

396
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Can't do it.

397
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000
Oh, my God.

398
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Mike had tortured me a couple of times.

399
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000
Oh, oh, God.

400
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I was a kid.

401
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Garbage on a fucking plate.

402
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Yeah, nasty.

403
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Next one and last one, and I agree with this 100% too, gizzards.

404
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Yeah, yeah.

405
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Yeah.

406
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000
Yeah.

407
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Gizzards are disgusting.

408
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So let's take a slow break and we can come back with some emails.

409
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Does that sound good, Rob?

410
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
I like that list.

411
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,000
That was a very good list.

412
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I do too.

413
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000
Yeah, yeah, yep.

414
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:58,000
Well, here at Two Douchebags and Microphone, we hear news stations saying we're working for you.

415
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000
So are we.

416
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000
We're working for you.

417
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000
Yeah, we are.

418
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
Yeah, yeah, we care.

419
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:07,000
We scour the internet to find you the stuff that you really care about.

420
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
We get our hands dirty.

421
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000
We get our nails dirty.

422
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000
We dig in, right?

423
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Right.

424
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
This is no joke.

425
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:20,000
I literally got up at 6 a.m. on a Sunday morning so you could hear me right now.

426
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,000
That's right, and I got up early too.

427
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:27,000
And so we're dedicated.

428
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:32,000
No, the fact is we have family coming in and I didn't think about it.

429
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,000
They've been in for a couple of days now and I didn't even think about it.

430
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:41,000
But Sunday is my like short day to work and they'll probably want to do something tonight.

431
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:45,000
And then Rob asked me the other day, he said, hey, I'm going to go do some PR Saturday night.

432
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:49,000
So I said, yeah, and then all of a sudden I realized my error.

433
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:54,000
I'm like, oh, shit, we've got to figure something out because we want to keep getting you the program regularly.

434
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,000
We want to get you accustomed to getting this show on a regular basis.

435
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:01,000
So anyhow, we're both here dedicated doing this early for you guys.

436
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,000
And so anyhow, here we are.

437
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000
So let's take a look.

438
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,000
And we are doing two episodes right now.

439
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Yes, yeah, yep, yep.

440
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:17,000
And then next week I'm off Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday so we can figure out the best time to do them then.

441
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000
Does that sound good?

442
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:24,000
OK, I'm off Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

443
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:29,000
OK, then we might do a special Thanksgiving episode that evening.

444
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000
We can talk about it.

445
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000
All right, you know what?

446
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000
We'll figure it out.

447
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000
Or Wednesday, you know what?

448
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000
Maybe, you know what?

449
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
We'll figure all that off air.

450
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,000
So we will be right back with some emails.

451
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,000
Does that sound good?

452
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000
OK.

453
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000
All right, we'll be right back, guys.

454
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000
Help! Help! Help! Help!

455
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:59,000
Oh, Lord, that man just saw a puppy in half.

456
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000
Hey there.

457
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000
Don't worry.

458
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:07,000
I have a clown nose.

459
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Oh, no!

460
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,000
That drunk guy just hit my child.

461
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
It's OK.

462
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000
I have a clown nose.

463
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000
Clown nose.

464
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,000
Just put one on and you can do anything.

465
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Want to run for office?

466
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000
Murder people in public?

467
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:26,000
Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs.

468
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,000
Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions.

469
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000
Grab one today and make magic happen.

470
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:35,000
The apocalypse just happened.

471
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,000
You don't know what to do.

472
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
You don't know where to go.

473
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:43,000
But we can tell you what you can eat.

474
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:49,000
Dandelion can be stewed with wild mustard and wild garlic for a very tasty stew.

475
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:55,000
You could even introduce our old friend the hickory nut for a bit of smoky flavor.

476
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000
I smell bacon.

477
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000
No, Wade. It's just Mark's sweating.

478
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:03,000
Next up, things overheard in hell.

479
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:28,000
The Mark Zuckerberg comedy hour has been removed from 10 more seasons.

480
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000
And here we are, two douchebags in a microfilm.

481
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We are back. I'm Mark.

482
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000
And I'm Rob.

483
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:38,000
Alright, as promised, we have some emails coming up.

484
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:46,000
So, but before that, Rob, you got anything you want to interject, anything you want to say at all or anything before I go to emails?

485
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:51,000
No, I've got some stories, but we'll get to them after a while.

486
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:56,000
Okay, just give me the Q1 and we will stop everything and turn the floor to you.

487
00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:02,000
So the first email is, Hey there, just wanted to say thank you.

488
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,000
I really miss shows like yours being on the radio.

489
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,000
I listen to every podcast and you guys have me rolling.

490
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:14,000
I just wish you guys could do more podcasts per week, but I know the reason why you all can't.

491
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:18,000
I will take any show I can get from two douchebags.

492
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,000
Thank you again, Wayne in Florida.

493
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:26,000
Wayne, we wish we could do more.

494
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:30,000
I mean, if it was possible for us to do more, we would, wouldn't we?

495
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000
Yeah, yeah.

496
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000
I mean, we love doing this show.

497
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:39,000
If they would have left the retirement age at 55, we'd both be retired.

498
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000
We'd have all the time in the world.

499
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000
Blame the government. Blame the government.

500
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
Yes.

501
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,000
They are the reason you're not getting three or four or five more episodes.

502
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:51,000
Or just having a regular full on couple, two to three hours every morning,

503
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:55,000
because that's the kind of douchebags we are, right?

504
00:26:55,000 --> 00:27:01,000
Yeah. And according to Edward Jones, my retirement is 67 now.

505
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,000
Oh, that's better than most.

506
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:10,000
My retirement is looking pretty good.

507
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:14,000
Of course, when I had an unexpected event happen a couple of years ago,

508
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,000
I had to dip into it a little bit.

509
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:21,000
And the unexpected event was greedy motherfuckers doing what they do.

510
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,000
So anyhow, but you know what?

511
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000
They all suffer their own fate, don't they?

512
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:30,000
And I won't go into that, but I know a little something, something.

513
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:34,000
And let me tell you, I am tickled pink inside.

514
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,000
So anyhow, moving right along.

515
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000
And by the way, you guys know I'm talking about you.

516
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000
Fuck you. Fuck every one of you.

517
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:45,000
Okay, next. Stop with the hairy asshole Olympics already.

518
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:51,000
Too much. Carla in Vegas.

519
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000
No.

520
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000
No.

521
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000
Too many people love it.

522
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:59,000
You are not the norm, Carla. Sorry.

523
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000
But we get so many comments.

524
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,000
People love the hairy asshole Olympics.

525
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:09,000
So I don't know.

526
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,000
Maybe some easy listening would fit you better in the morning.

527
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,000
I don't know.

528
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
I don't know.

529
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
I mean, you know what kind of humor this is.

530
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
I mean, you listen.

531
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000
You should like it.

532
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:27,000
Anyone that likes the rest of our humor should like hairy asshole Olympics.

533
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000
Our humor is like a 14-year-old boy.

534
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000
It's adolescent.

535
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:35,000
I mean, you know, it's shit and dick jokes pretty much, right?

536
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,000
So if you're not into that, you're not into that.

537
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:42,000
So I don't understand how someone could like the rest of the show

538
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
and not like hairy asshole Olympics.

539
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
So anyhow, Carla, thank you for listening.

540
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,000
But no, we're going to keep doing them because it's a very popular.

541
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:53,000
It might be our most popular segment.

542
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000
It's up there.

543
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
So anyhow, thank you for listening.

544
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
But no, we're not going to stop it.

545
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,000
Too many people like it.

546
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000
Next one.

547
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000
I am an avid NFL fan.

548
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,000
I wish you two could maybe do a sports only show.

549
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
Maybe one every week.

550
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Thank you, Brian in Iowa.

551
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:18,000
P.S., Rasslin included.

552
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000
Something to think about, isn't it?

553
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000
Yeah, yes it is.

554
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:26,000
There's a lot of NFL stories out there.

555
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000
There it is.

556
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000
We're not saying no.

557
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,000
Maybe we should do that as a, okay.

558
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,000
Okay, Brian in Iowa,

559
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:39,000
how about if we do one inaugural show and see how it goes?

560
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:43,000
And then if everyone feels strongly enough about it, including us,

561
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,000
we'll make it a regular segment.

562
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:49,000
Like once a week, it'll be dubbed our sports segment or sports show.

563
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,000
And yes, we can include Rasslin in it,

564
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,000
but I would also like to include Rasslin in the regular show

565
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:59,000
for people that don't like the sports show.

566
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000
Right?

567
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000
Right.

568
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,000
So you'd still do your segment on the regular show,

569
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:09,000
and then the sports show we can go a little bit more in depth on the whole Rasslin, okay?

570
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,000
Does that sound good?

571
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000
Sounds good.

572
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Okay.

573
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Next one up.

574
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Do you all do any prank calls?

575
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
That would be hilarious coming from you two.

576
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:24,000
Tom and Callie, and then it has North in parentheses.

577
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
So I guess that means he's from North Callie.

578
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
Thank you.

579
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:33,000
It's almost virtually impossible to do prank calls anymore because of the laws.

580
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:37,000
The only way you can do them is if some idiot calls you.

581
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:45,000
And the couple of times that I did do it, I tried to record it,

582
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,000
and it didn't come out right because I don't have the professional equipment,

583
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:52,000
and I don't know when these guys are going to call.

584
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:57,000
But the last time was a guy trying to sell me, shit, I can't remember what it was now,

585
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000
like insurance or something.

586
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:03,000
And anyhow, the guy was jabbering at me.

587
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,000
I go, yeah, you know, call me back a little bit later.

588
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
My wife's in the hospital.

589
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:13,000
And then I told him to call me back at like 7 o'clock Friday or something like that, right?

590
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000
So he calls me back at 7 o'clock Friday.

591
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000
And then I forgot.

592
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000
You know what?

593
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000
I forget it.

594
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000
I can't remember it all.

595
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,000
It's too early.

596
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,000
When I remember it all, I will parlay the story to you.

597
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:30,000
But anyhow, when he called up, I acted like I was, I said, no, no, this isn't Mark.

598
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,000
This is Lark, his brother.

599
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:35,000
And then he is like, and then he started trying to sell Lark his brother insurance.

600
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,000
He believed that.

601
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
The guy sounded just like me.

602
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
And then I told him, oh, hang on, hang on.

603
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:44,000
I get my wife's approval, the same thing I said to him in the first spot.

604
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000
And I said, hang on, hang on.

605
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,000
She's in the hospital.

606
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,000
I have to get her approval.

607
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,000
And then he hung up on me and realized that I was fucking with him.

608
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,000
But it's a better story, believe me.

609
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000
And I still have cobwebs.

610
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,000
I'll explain it.

611
00:31:55,000 --> 00:32:00,000
You pulled the old, this is my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl.

612
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Yes.

613
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Yeah.

614
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
And he bit.

615
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:09,000
And then after he bit, I was like, he starts trying to sell Lark and air quotations, the

616
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,000
same type of insurance or whatever the fuck it was.

617
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:16,000
And Lark told him, my wife's in the hospital, but I'll have to get her approval.

618
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,000
And by that time, he realized he'd been had.

619
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:24,000
And then another guy called me up from Jamaica and my phone said Jamaica.

620
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,000
And he was trying to tell me the IRS is after me or some shit.

621
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000
And I told him, I said, that's funny.

622
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,000
I didn't know we had IRS agents in Jamaica.

623
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
How come my phone says Jamaica?

624
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
Oh, your phone lied.

625
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:41,000
And I started laughing at him and going, ah, I told him, you know what?

626
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Do it.

627
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Yeah, that's the problem with prank calls these days.

628
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
Everybody has caller ID.

629
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000
Yeah.

630
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,000
Yeah.

631
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
And you can't get away with it like you could back in the day.

632
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,000
You can't target one business or nothing, man.

633
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000
You know, you can't do that anymore.

634
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,000
It's illegal.

635
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
You can't call them up and fuck with them and put it on air.

636
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,000
You can call them up and fuck with it, but it's illegal to put it on air.

637
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000
I believe is what it is.

638
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000
So.

639
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000
So.

640
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,000
But if they call you, you can record it and put it on air.

641
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:14,000
You see, and that's how the ones that still do it get away with it is, is they have the

642
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,000
equipment right there.

643
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,000
They have the tools, bam, you know, they got it.

644
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,000
And, you know, so the problem is, is that right there?

645
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:26,000
I had a guy from Jamaica said he's IRS and we're coming back from a job.

646
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000
We're in, we're in the work van.

647
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000
We're coming back from a job in Colorado.

648
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:33,000
And, and anyhow, he starts fucking with me.

649
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,000
So, and, you know, trying to tell me I owed money and all this shit.

650
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:40,000
And I go, wow, I go, I didn't know we had an IRS agent in Jamaica.

651
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
And he's like, and I go, yeah.

652
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
And he goes, I go, my phone says Jamaica.

653
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
And he goes, oh, your phone lied.

654
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,000
Oh, my phone lied, huh?

655
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,000
So I started to proceed to tell him, I go, listen here, dickhead.

656
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
I go, you know what I'm doing right now?

657
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
I'm wiping my ass with hundreds.

658
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
And you're not getting one fucking son of it.

659
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
I said, I'm tearing up money.

660
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,000
I'm fucking burning up money.

661
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
You're not getting one fucking son of it, dickhead.

662
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000
Fuck you.

663
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,000
So he starts fucking, oh, fuck you, man.

664
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,000
And I go, wow, man, IRS agent saying, fuck you to me?

665
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000
Oh, geez, what's your name?

666
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000
I'm going to report you.

667
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000
What's your badge number?

668
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,000
And all this shit.

669
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,000
And I was just banning the fuck out of him.

670
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,000
And every time he'd say something, I go, oh, you dickhead.

671
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:22,000
And he's fucking getting furious.

672
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,000
So then he hangs up.

673
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
And I'm like, OK, hung up, man.

674
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000
I fucking put too much heat on him.

675
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000
And now he's over there rattled.

676
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
Then he calls back.

677
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,000
And he calls me a redneck.

678
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000
And I'm like, oh, my god.

679
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000
And I go, oh, god, man, I'm toast.

680
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Oh, my god.

681
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000
And I look at my friend Steve.

682
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
And I go, Steve, he just called me a redneck.

683
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,000
And Steve's like, oh, boy, pulling out the big guns.

684
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,000
Oh, man, shit.

685
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,000
I don't know what to do now.

686
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
I'm paralyzed with fear.

687
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,000
I'm paralyzed with fear.

688
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000
Oh, geez.

689
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000
Oh, man, redneck.

690
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Ah.

691
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:59,000
I guess in Jamaica, they think redneck is like a horrible fucking insult or something.

692
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,000
I take it as a compliment.

693
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Yeah, like, well.

694
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:07,000
And then I proceeded to tell him where the word redneck came from.

695
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:12,000
And it came from farmers, because they were out in the sun all day.

696
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000
And they come home.

697
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,000
And their neck was red.

698
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Sorry.

699
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
I'm pretty much still got cobwebs.

700
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Drink some more coffee, Mark.

701
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,000
You know what?

702
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000
Hang on.

703
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,000
Everyone want to hear me gulp some coffee?

704
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Hopefully, that was the magic one that did it.

705
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Now I'm awake.

706
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000
There we go.

707
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000
OK.

708
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
We were doing emails.

709
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,000
OK.

710
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Next one.

711
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,000
I wish you could get your voices more bass.

712
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Oh, your voice.

713
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,000
Yeah, yeah.

714
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000
Both our voices more bass.

715
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:50,000
Rob's voice is more consistent with yours than yours.

716
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,000
Sorry.

717
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,000
I'm reading this horribly.

718
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,000
OK.

719
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Let me start over.

720
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,000
I wish you could get your voices more bass.

721
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Rob's voice is more consistent than yours.

722
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:04,000
I love the show, but get annoyed when you have the volume all over.

723
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,000
Just my thoughts.

724
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,000
Terry in Minnesota.

725
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000
OK, Terry.

726
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:14,000
I'm trying to figure out, like I said, I have a limited amount of time with everything going

727
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,000
on.

728
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000
And I'm trying to figure out some pro tools.

729
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,000
From what I understand, pro tools is what I need to sound better and to come up with

730
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:28,000
better sounding bits and to come up with a more uniform volume on my podcast and everything.

731
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:34,000
You know, our podcasts are just done with basic equipment, right?

732
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:40,000
I mean, a computer, audio tonic, which is a form of audacity.

733
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
This is the best we can do right now.

734
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Just bear with us.

735
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000
We're getting better, like I said.

736
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000
So all right.

737
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000
Next one.

738
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:56,000
Maybe you do shows could do a show from the beautiful pride of Henry County, Montrose

739
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000
sometime.

740
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:02,000
Jeffy X in Montrose.

741
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Jeffy X does not live in Montrose.

742
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
No, he does not.

743
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:11,000
So do you want us to do a show from the power plant, the campground or the junkyard?

744
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
That's my question.

745
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000
Write us back.

746
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,000
You want to do a show from all three of them?

747
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000
No, I'll for real, I'm with here.

748
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,000
Yeah.

749
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000
I'm sitting in one spot.

750
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,000
Yeah.

751
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Yeah, yeah, that's true.

752
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000
They all right next to each other.

753
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,000
We could cover the whole town.

754
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000
How about if we just go with what is it?

755
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Is that 18 highway?

756
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
No, no, that's not eight.

757
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
Seven highway.

758
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Okay.

759
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,000
We could do a show on seven highway and they could all hear us.

760
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
How's that?

761
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Yeah.

762
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Yeah.

763
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000
Yeah.

764
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,000
Okay.

765
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:50,000
And last but not least, this one I picked out because it just came in yesterday because

766
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
it needs to be aired right now.

767
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Mark, I did crop dust you at work and we'll do it again.

768
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000
P.S.

769
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Everyone thought you did it, Jeffy and KC.

770
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000
Okay.

771
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:11,000
Well, number one, people like stealing Jeffy X's name.

772
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:18,000
Number two, is that legitimate or is that someone acting like they did it?

773
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
I don't know.

774
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,000
I guess I'll find out if I get crop dusted again pretty soon, right?

775
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,000
Yeah.

776
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Yeah.

777
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000
Yeah.

778
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:33,000
So anyhow, yeah, I'm pretty sure my suspicions were correct.

779
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,000
I got shit all over and then someone bolted.

780
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Yeah, someone shit and bolted.

781
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,000
And it definitely looked like I'd done it, but I didn't.

782
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,000
I was a victim like everyone else in that room.

783
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:48,000
There was like literally shit dust and shit air all over that room.

784
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:53,000
You could actually shine a flashlight and see little brown particles.

785
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,000
It was horrible.

786
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:01,000
And it was the elephant in the room because no one wanted to say anything.

787
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000
No one was quite sure who done it.

788
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:10,000
But it definitely looked like I did it because I was the one sitting down stationary like I could have like mustard one up that bad.

789
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:15,000
So anyhow, if that is you who shit all over me, I will catch you.

790
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000
I will find you and I will kick your asshole in.

791
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:23,000
I will deform your asshole to where your asshole sends all the gas up through your nostrils instead of your asshole.

792
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000
Do you got that?

793
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000
That is what's going to happen.

794
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:31,000
Fuck.

795
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:37,000
So anyhow, Rob, did you know we're moving right along here?

796
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000
That's all of the emails, guys.

797
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,000
Thank you.

798
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,000
I would like to say thank you everybody.

799
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,000
I like to say I'm getting caught up, but no, I'm not.

800
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
People are sending in stuff everywhere.

801
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,000
They're sending me in huge articles that they want me to cover.

802
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000
But this is an hour long program.

803
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000
There's no way.

804
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:59,000
And lots of them are so in depth, quite frankly, we can't really tell a dick joke on some of them.

805
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:04,000
You know, I appreciate your guys' thought and everything, but we're not a news outlet.

806
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:11,000
I mean, you know, someone sent me some stuff on currency and some other things.

807
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:16,000
And yeah, I see what you're saying, and I may or may not agree with it.

808
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
But there's just not enough time.

809
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:22,000
I mean, it's an hour program, and we're here to try to make people laugh.

810
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000
So thank you for sending me these articles.

811
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,000
There's this one guy in particular sent me 10 articles he wants me to cover.

812
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
It's just impossible.

813
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:35,000
So, you know, even if I scaled them down, it's impossible to do all these articles.

814
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,000
So thank you for sending.

815
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
Thank you for taking the time.

816
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:47,000
And I've got another thing is if an email just says, hey, love the show, keep up the good work, I can't, you know, there's too many of them.

817
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,000
So I can't just like it's going to be left out.

818
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
But just know it's read and it's appreciated.

819
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,000
I pass the word on to Rob.

820
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,000
So thank you for doing that.

821
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,000
And we appreciate you listening.

822
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:03,000
But please observe, there's just not enough time for us to get to everything.

823
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:10,000
So anyhow, do you know what tool bag is now space junk?

824
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:17,000
Well, the Orbán and astronauts have accidentally let go of a tool bag they were using for maintenance.

825
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:23,000
The bag can never be retrieved, therefore making it space junk.

826
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:27,000
So I guess Elon Musk is not the only tool bag in space now.

827
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000
Hey, no, no.

828
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:33,000
Now there's another tool bag in space besides Elon.

829
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,000
OK, so.

830
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:42,000
Well, they're a good company.

831
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
Another little tidbit I'm going to get to here.

832
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:48,000
So I was taking a dump after my colonoscopy in a public restroom.

833
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Well, I look over at the wall and I see a foldable self folded up latch to the wall.

834
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:58,000
And it was labeled baby hanging station.

835
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000
I was the first thing I'm what the fuck.

836
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:05,000
Then I realized the sea was rubbed off on the baby changing station.

837
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:12,000
I think that night I think the night night juice had not completely wore off yet.

838
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
It really looked like baby hanging station.

839
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,000
I'm like, what the fuck?

840
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Then I realized, wait a minute, Mark, little night night juice, huh?

841
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
The night night juice still lingering.

842
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,000
I think so.

843
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:32,000
So Rob, did you go ahead?

844
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
Go ahead.

845
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:41,000
I was just going to say, do you remember us covering that story about the Orca whales running into sailboats?

846
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,000
Yes.

847
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,000
Yeah.

848
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000
We're tipping them over.

849
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000
I have an update.

850
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000
Oh, OK.

851
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:54,000
I'm team whale, by the way, I'm team whale all the way.

852
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Oh, you're going to love this one.

853
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000
OK.

854
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:08,000
After a series of incidents this year where a population of Orca whales in the Iberian Peninsula began targeting and seeking sailboats,

855
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:17,000
sailors in the region are looking for ways to deter the massive marine mammals.

856
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:29,000
A German sailor told the New York Times that his crew turned to a heavy metal playlist blasted through underwater speakers to scare off Orcas.

857
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Although in his experience, the playlist proved to be a complete failure.

858
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:52,000
Andrew Trites, director of the Marine Mammal Research Unit at the University of British Columbia, told Business Insider that using flash and blaring tunes to avoid Orcas could help the whale find the boats.

859
00:43:52,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Initially, playing the loud sounds underwater might mask the signature sounds of sailboats, but ultimately the whales could catch on and use it more easily, locate vessels playing it.

860
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
So they're calling the whales.

861
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,000
This is what they're doing.

862
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000
I knew whales were cool.

863
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:21,000
But I love the fact that whales like heavy metal.

864
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,000
No, that's what I'm saying.

865
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
I knew whales were cool.

866
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,000
And I'm still I'm even more team whale than ever now.

867
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,000
Oh, me too.

868
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,000
Me too.

869
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,000
Go whales.

870
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000
Go whales.

871
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:35,000
That's a great story.

872
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000
I love that, Rob.

873
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,000
All right.

874
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,000
Let's take us a little break.

875
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:46,000
And did you know that there is conspiracy theorists that think that Wyoming is not a constant pursuit for a real knee slapper?

876
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,000
It's strange insults from an alien.

877
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000
Real hilarity.

878
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:58,000
You are dressed like an assistant debate coach at an Ohio State middle school.

879
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room.

880
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Wait five minutes and scream.

881
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Hey, there's no toilet paper in here.

882
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:18,000
And now deep thoughts with Mark.

883
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
I sure wish I was the garbage man.

884
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
You know, I could do if I was a garbage man.

885
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:34,000
I could go to the wrong parts of town on the wrong days periodically in the morning and then watch everybody run out of their house in their underwear with two bags of trash screaming, stop, halt.

886
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:41,000
Yeah, that's what I'd love to do.

887
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000
All aware of the amber alert, right?

888
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Well, get rid of your disinfectants and rubber bedspreads, kids.

889
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,000
It's the all new amber herd alert system.

890
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:55,000
This fantastic early warning device helps one stay dry and rid of all those annoying mattress invoices.

891
00:45:55,000 --> 00:46:00,000
Simply hook up to child under six or psychopath and wait for the running water sound.

892
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:07,000
This clever machine has three distinct settings, babbling, ocean waves and roaring river for those close.

893
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:15,000
Order today and get a free Cinnabon Renews it Cartridge.

894
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

895
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,000
It's strange insults from an alien.

896
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Real hilarity.

897
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:28,000
Your head goes on every door.

898
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Oh, shit.

899
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000
What's that over there?

900
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:39,000
Oh, no, it's island horrible jokes.

901
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,000
I can't take my dog to the lake.

902
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,000
The ducks keep attacking me.

903
00:46:45,000 --> 00:47:05,000
That's what I get for having a purebred dog.

904
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:09,000
And we are back to Deucebags and microphone on Mark.

905
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,000
And I'm out.

906
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,000
Okay, like I mentioned, there are conspiracy theorists.

907
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000
You know, there's flat earthers, right?

908
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000
You know, the people think the earth is flat.

909
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:21,000
And there's a lot of other ones, you know, like the Illuminati, all this stuff.

910
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:25,000
I mean, some of it I think has been proven to be true.

911
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,000
Some of it has been proven to be false.

912
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,000
I mean, you got to pick and choose what you hear and read on the Internet.

913
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Of course.

914
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:37,000
I mean, there's people out there, there's whack jobs, and there's people that actually know what they're talking about.

915
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:46,000
Well, this one right here, to me, just seems like maybe people fucking with other people.

916
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,000
I don't think they believe this, but maybe they do.

917
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000
If they do believe it, then I don't know what to say.

918
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,000
But they think that Wyoming is not real.

919
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000
They think that the government came up with Wyoming.

920
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,000
It doesn't exist, is what they say.

921
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000
So I've been through Wyoming.

922
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,000
I've seen it.

923
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:06,000
I mean, it's there, I'm sure.

924
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,000
So, okay, on Reddit, go ahead.

925
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,000
I've been in Wyoming.

926
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,000
Yeah.

927
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,000
I mean, I'm pretty sure it's there.

928
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000
I'm pretty sure it's not some sort of a ruse.

929
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:23,000
So anyhow, the argument really is, and this is on Reddit, have you ever met anybody from there?

930
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Yes, I have.

931
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
I knew somebody that lived there.

932
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:34,000
And it being so small, the answer is probably not, said Wyoming native, Dailene Braziletun, 21.

933
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:42,000
He is one of several moderators on the Wyoming Doesn't Exist subreddit who basically patrol the message board

934
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,000
and make sure users are following the rules.

935
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:52,000
I think that why it's so prevalent in the U.S. is that it's such a big state, but such a small population,

936
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:59,000
that it's really easy to imagine it a far off land and no one really living there.

937
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:02,000
The argument almost becomes metaphysical.

938
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:08,000
There are people who argue strongly for and against the existence of higher powers or religious certainty,

939
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:16,000
but whether or not those beliefs are true, when the argument is broken down to pure reason and language,

940
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:22,000
there are holes to be poked, of course, because like I said, I know people from my,

941
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:30,000
I knew two people that lived in Wyoming prior to coming to Missouri, and I've been through it, and so has Rob.

942
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,000
Have you known anyone that lived in Wyoming?

943
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,000
Actually, I know somebody that moved to Wyoming.

944
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,000
See? Okay.

945
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:44,000
Did they ever like call back and go, dude, I can't find it, it's not here?

946
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000
No, no one.

947
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,000
So they're there?

948
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,000
They're basically.

949
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000
So they're there living? Okay.

950
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,000
Yeah.

951
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Those who conspire about the Cowboy State not existing are hole pokers.

952
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:59,000
Have you ever been to Wyoming? And it says no, but I have.

953
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,000
Do you know anyone from Wyoming? And then he says no.

954
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,000
And this is on Reddit. Then it must not exist.

955
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000
Wyoming deniers.

956
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:12,000
One definition of Wyoming in the online urban dictionary says the Cowboy State is a fictional place.

957
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000
And this is the urban dictionary, okay?

958
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,000
It's not like Webster. Okay.

959
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:22,000
One definition of Wyoming in the online urban dictionary says the Cowboy State is a fictional place

960
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:34,000
that people who try to drive north over the border will find themselves mysteriously transported to Canada, confused in sans clothing.

961
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:43,000
So they say when you try to, this is the online urban dictionary, they say when you try to go to Wyoming, you're going through Wyoming, right?

962
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:51,000
You see the sign and as soon as you go through there, you're automatically transported to Canada naked.

963
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:57,000
So to me, that sounds like a big ha ha and people just aren't getting it.

964
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:01,000
The glory of the theory is that it can't be disproved.

965
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:11,000
Brazil, Brazil, Tim said there are many Wyomingites or who would argue against the claim and many Wyoming doesn't exist.

966
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,000
Truthers would gladly take up the debate.

967
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:18,000
The theories get zanier and more and more as they're explored.

968
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:25,000
Some of the popular ones involve the likes of alien coverups, residual Cold War, one of the ship in general,

969
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:32,000
be fettle mint as the absurdity of a state so big with such a relatively small population existing.

970
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000
This is the only thing that Wyomingites have.

971
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:38,000
Brazilian 10 said we're not super prevalent in the media for anything else.

972
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,000
This is our thing.

973
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:45,000
I know a lot of people from Wyoming are super interested in this idea because it's finally our chance to be in the spotlight.

974
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:54,000
But I also think it's just fun for people to be a part of the quote unquote conspiracy theory that doesn't harm anybody.

975
00:51:54,000 --> 00:52:02,000
Let's see when Wyatt Brisbane 21 was a high school student growing up in Delaware or as he calls it, the other mostly forgotten state.

976
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,000
He and his friends had an epiphany.

977
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:09,000
It started off completely away from Reddit, said Brisbane.

978
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:12,000
Another Wyoming doesn't exist moderator.

979
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:16,000
When I was in high school, me and my friends, we just had a running joke of Wyoming.

980
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,000
It's not real.

981
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:21,000
He said lowest population, last in alphabet, lowest on all lists.

982
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,000
It's not real.

983
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,000
It's all a big conspiracy.

984
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:31,000
After high school, he discovered he was not alone in his thinking in a moment that supports the possibility of a collective unconsciousness.

985
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:35,000
He learned that there were others all around the world who came up with the same conclusion.

986
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,000
It was just our own little inside joke.

987
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:45,000
And then it just kind of blew up into into I found this whole other community of people who have independently gotten there as well.

988
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:54,000
Brisbane said there are many possibilities as to why these are drawn to conspiracy theorists by why they buy into them.

989
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:59,000
It's an Internet era where misinformation can be easily manufactured and spread.

990
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:13,000
New conspiracy theories from innocuous topics such as Wyoming to the JFK assassination to more serious debates about Jeffrey Estes fate and the possibility of voter fraud have become fairly common.

991
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:22,000
Sometimes a conspiracy may be constructed to provide an answer from or a sense of some closure for something that is unanswerable or unresolved.

992
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:26,000
The Wyoming doesn't exist theory is much less serious than that.

993
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:34,000
So this is why people are so adamant adamant about it and having fun with it is because it doesn't harm anybody.

994
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000
It doesn't say anyone's doing anything wrong.

995
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:40,000
They're just simply it's tongue in cheek saying Wyoming doesn't exist.

996
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,000
It's a big joke.

997
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:48,000
Actually, Rob, I think it's funny that people even focus their energy on it.

998
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Really?

999
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:54,000
I mean, it is very entertaining when you think about it.

1000
00:53:54,000 --> 00:54:02,000
And and I'll tell you another reason, too, is because Wyoming is such an odd piece of land.

1001
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000
Yeah.

1002
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:08,000
And there's all these theories about, you know, UFOs and aliens and all that stuff.

1003
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:13,000
And I think that's where it originated is, is because it's kind of like land of the UFO.

1004
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:17,000
There's been so many UFO sightings there, so many alien sightings.

1005
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:25,000
There's so many things that I think that if you're going to pick out a state, Wyoming is probably the state.

1006
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000
Right. Yeah.

1007
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:37,000
So, yeah, I mean, it sounds to me like people, most people came up with it as a joke.

1008
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000
And then it started from there and then it grew legs.

1009
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:46,000
And then I'm not saying some people don't actually believe this, but I'm saying that a lot of people are just having fun with this.

1010
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:52,000
So anyhow, you know what?

1011
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000
I think I'm going to go on Reddit and screw with people.

1012
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000
What do you think?

1013
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,000
Yeah. Yeah.

1014
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Why not?

1015
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,000
All right.

1016
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:03,000
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1017
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1018
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1019
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1020
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1021
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1022
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1023
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1024
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1025
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,000
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1026
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:40,000
She doesn't get your money from you.

1027
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:45,000
So the thing is, is they do a great job.

1028
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000
So go go see her if you're planning a vacation.

1029
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000
She is awesome and a great listener.

1030
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:59,000
And we're going to join her in February on the Carnival Jubilee, the brand new ship that has the roller coaster on it and an emerald restaurant and all different kinds of features.

1031
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:04,000
So anyhow, Wendy Whitbeck of Travel Masters.

1032
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,000
See her.

1033
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000
Go get your vacation from her.

1034
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,000
Great person.

1035
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,000
Great lady.

1036
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,000
You'll love her.

1037
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,000
You'll love talking to her.

1038
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,000
You'll love dealing with her.

1039
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,000
She makes it easy.

1040
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:17,000
I just sent her a message going, hey, I'm thinking about I'm thinking about a cruise.

1041
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,000
Can you send me some ideas?

1042
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:24,000
Think and then then and a great deal and she'll find the best deal for you.

1043
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
So go do business with her.

1044
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:30,000
She's a great person and she'll find you the best deal and it doesn't cost you a dime.

1045
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000
So it's a win win for everybody.

1046
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:35,000
So Rob, let's turn our attention.

1047
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,000
Yeah, please do Rob.

1048
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:40,000
She's on my Facebook adder.

1049
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,000
OK.

1050
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:48,000
Yeah, just ban around some ideas about what you got and and she'll find you the best option.

1051
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,000
Maybe we'll be on a cruise of me and Val and her on.

1052
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,000
Who knows?

1053
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,000
Yeah.

1054
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:59,000
So anyhow, Rob, do you have anything you want to go to?

1055
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:02,000
Yeah.

1056
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:08,000
I ran across another story here and.

1057
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:15,000
Influed bottle brand Stanley got some of the best free marketing it could ever hope for when one

1058
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:25,000
customer shared a video of her cup after it apparently survived a car fire and then offered to replace

1059
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,000
the burnout vehicle.

1060
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:37,000
Danielle, who goes by the handle, Danny Marie lettering on TikTok upload a shocking video on the platform

1061
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:42,000
showing the aftermath of a fire that damaged her car.

1062
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:51,000
In the video, Danielle shows the interior of her car, which looks like that an inside mug in the cup holder

1063
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:57,000
appears to have remained undamaged and still in pristine condition.

1064
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:07,000
When she takes the bottle, it clinks with ice, but also appears to have survived the fire.

1065
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:12,000
Millions of views.

1066
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:20,000
And it hasn't been able to independently verify the claims made in TikTok.

1067
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000
OK, they do that in there.

1068
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000
Your phone's cutting out for some reason.

1069
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:28,000
Could you go over that last part one more time, please?

1070
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:35,000
Insider hasn't been able to independently verify the claims made in the TikTok.

1071
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:39,000
OK, so they threw that out there.

1072
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:42,000
OK, got it.

1073
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,000
I said I got it now.

1074
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Go ahead.

1075
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000
I'm sorry.

1076
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:56,000
Stanley's global president, Terrence Riley, then posted a stitch with Daniel's video on the brand's TikTok account saying,

1077
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000
we've all seen your video.

1078
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000
Wow, what an ordeal.

1079
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000
And we're all really glad you're safe.

1080
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:08,000
He added, I've seen a lot of comments that we should send you some Stanwits.

1081
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,000
Well, we're going to send you some Stanwits.

1082
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:15,000
But there is one more thing, and we've never done this before.

1083
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,000
And we'll probably never do it again.

1084
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,000
But we'd love to replace your vehicle.

1085
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:24,000
Yeah, all of us at Stanley would really like to replace your vehicle.

1086
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000
So Stanley is doing this?

1087
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000
Yes, yes.

1088
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,000
Very cool.

1089
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,000
I've always liked their company.

1090
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000
They have quality products.

1091
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:35,000
I think they're still made in America, aren't they?

1092
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,000
Yeah, they are.

1093
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:40,000
Well, here's my problem with this story, Mark.

1094
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,000
OK, go ahead.

1095
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:49,000
Is a Stanley good enough to protect ice in a fire?

1096
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:52,000
I don't see it.

1097
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:55,000
Ah.

1098
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,000
That's my opinion.

1099
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,000
Well, OK, Rob, let me put it like this, though.

1100
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,000
Let me put it like this.

1101
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:06,000
Why safe rooms protect you from fires?

1102
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,000
OK?

1103
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:11,000
So let's say you're in a school, OK?

1104
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:20,000
And you're in a safe room, also known as a tornado bunker or a bomb shelter or whatever.

1105
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:25,000
OK, they're so well insulated that a fire won't touch you.

1106
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:30,000
It can demolish everything around you, and you'll come out unscathed if you're in that room.

1107
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:37,000
So how come they can't do the same technology on like a cooler?

1108
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:41,000
Yeah, this is a cup.

1109
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,000
No, I mean a cup.

1110
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:48,000
I'm sorry, but I relate it to a cooler.

1111
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,000
It's possible.

1112
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,000
It's possible.

1113
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000
I will give it that.

1114
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000
I think it's very possible.

1115
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000
As a matter of fact, you know what I'm going to do?

1116
01:00:56,000 --> 01:01:04,000
I'm going to look this up, and I'm going to go to Snopes and a couple of other outlets and see what they say about it.

1117
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:12,000
As a matter of fact, I mean, if you really want to get down to it, there's like online shows.

1118
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:15,000
Remember that show Bullshit?

1119
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,000
Yeah.

1120
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:20,000
Where they tried to prove whether it's shit or not, whether it's a lie or not.

1121
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:29,000
I think maybe one of those outlets might have covered something like this, and if not, you could probably send in the idea, and they will do a replica of it is what they do.

1122
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:41,000
They'll come up with the same heat and fire that would have generated from her car, and then have the Stanley insulated cup in the middle to see if that's true.

1123
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,000
Yeah.

1124
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000
Actually, I'll do it.

1125
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000
It was a 40 ounce tumbler.

1126
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,000
Okay.

1127
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:50,000
I'll tell you what, I'm going to do it myself.

1128
01:01:50,000 --> 01:02:01,000
I'm going to take a 40 ounce tumbler, Stanley tumbler, and I have a big pile of brush that I need to burn on the next decent day without a lot of wind that I'm going to burn.

1129
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:11,000
I will put that cup in the middle, and then after the fire is out, I'll let it cool off, and then I'm going to check and see if the ice is still intact.

1130
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,000
All right.

1131
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,000
Okay.

1132
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,000
All right.

1133
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:17,000
I'm not sure when this is going to happen, and I will film it.

1134
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,000
That's right.

1135
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:23,000
I'm going to film it, and I will put it up on Rob Radd's Two Dish Bags in a Microphone Facebook page.

1136
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,000
How's that?

1137
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000
Sounds good.

1138
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,000
All right.

1139
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:32,000
We will either prove or disprove this at a later date.

1140
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,000
All right.

1141
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,000
How about a verbal handshake?

1142
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:38,000
You got it.

1143
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000
Verbal handshake it is.

1144
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,000
Cool.

1145
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,000
All right.

1146
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:46,000
Well, we're coming to the end of this podcast.

1147
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,000
Thank you guys for listening.

1148
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:52,000
I didn't get to the ass paddlers, but never fear the next one, we will lead off with the ass paddlers.

1149
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,000
All righty.

1150
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:54,000
All right.

1151
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,000
All right.

1152
01:02:55,000 --> 01:03:02,000
Thank you guys for listening, and we will talk to you guys at the next one, which is coming right up, but you won't hear that one because it's going to be a separate podcast.

1153
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:03,000
Right, Rob?

1154
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,000
Thank you, everybody.

1155
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,000
Yeah.

1156
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,000
Thank you, everybody, for listening.

1157
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000
We'll talk to you here soon.

1158
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,000
Bye.

1159
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:23,000
Hey, where do they go?

1160
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,000
Where are the douchebags?

1161
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:28,000
Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner.

1162
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:29,000
Oh, geez.

1163
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:32,000
Glad they're gone.

1164
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1165
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:47,000
Man, that smells.