1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue 2 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:16,640 waters of the Missouri River, it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone Podcast. 3 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:24,800 Invisible ass paddlings, new douche flavors and horrible pranks? What the fuck is wrong 4 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:25,760 with these guys? 5 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:32,760 The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But 6 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:40,840 we can tell you what you can eat. 7 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:47,000 Dirt and apocalypse, don't forget the nuts. Hickory nuts that is. Yeah, we know, hickory 8 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:51,760 wood gets all the glory and all the love. Everyone loves the hickory trees, they cut 9 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:58,320 them down and they make great sandwiches out of barbecue and meats. They smoke them and 10 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:04,600 it's a fantastic deal. But little does anyone know about the hickory nuts. Dirt and apocalypse 11 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:09,840 hickory nuts could be the best thing you could find. 12 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:15,160 Hickory nuts can be eaten raw, toasted or added to various recipes. Their rich buttery flavor 13 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:20,760 and crunchy texture make them an ideal ingredient for both sweet and savory dishes. You can 14 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:26,800 use hickory nuts to make nut butter, pesto or even a unique hickory nut milk. There are 15 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,480 five types of hickory nuts. 16 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:35,840 Bitter nut hickory, shag bark hickory, pig nut hickory, mockernut hickory and smooth bark 17 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:37,600 hickory. 18 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:42,280 Hickory trees are considered part of the walnut species and are plentiful at least around 19 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:49,280 Missouri and surrounding areas. So, dirt and apocalypse, don't forget to grab your nuts. 20 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:19,400 and download it on there. These f**kers need all the help we can get. 21 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:46,800 said last night on well it'd be the last podcast when I think it'll probably be broadcast maybe 22 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:54,600 tomorrow it'll be probably posted then what I was saying was is I was having my colonoscopy 23 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:58,240 today and I was gonna get an asshole hair rating for everybody right? 24 00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:59,240 Yes. 25 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:04,440 Evidently there's nothing down there to really talk about I am NOT the guy Rob is the only 26 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:09,580 guy that is going to be in this contest that is from Two Douchebags and Microphone unless 27 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:14,280 Topher comes out of the woodwork and says hey I've got asshole hair you know then other 28 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,480 than that no. 29 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:22,280 Nope I am I am not a good candidate from what I understand for some reason I do not have 30 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:27,840 a whole lot of asshole hair to be proud of I'm sorry I failed you guys but I'm not the 31 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:28,840 guy so. 32 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:32,120 And I'm out of the competition. 33 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:38,240 So both douchebags are out but we got plenty of other people so. 34 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:44,600 Now as for the Topher Topher came up with a ruling are you ready to hear it? 35 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:45,600 Yes. 36 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:51,840 Okay Bob Marley is the winner between him and Bob Marley? 37 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:52,840 Yeah yes. 38 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:53,840 Okay. 39 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:58,960 For the hairy asshole Olympics and he said because Bob Marley quite frankly was so stoned 40 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,560 that he probably had a lot of dingleberries. 41 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:05,040 Probably did. 42 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,040 Probably did so. 43 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:13,280 So Topher thank you thank you for doing the tiebreaker and your input is fantastic I think 44 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:17,800 I agree with you 100% I don't think Bob Marley ever gave a shit about his asshole hair or 45 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,640 his dingleberries. 46 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,360 Thank you once again Topher. 47 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:23,480 Yep thank you. 48 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:31,880 So we have some dear douchebag or not dear douchebags we have some douchebag emails that 49 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,600 we're going to answer. 50 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:38,880 Have some stories you have some stuff you want to get into Rob too? 51 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,920 Yeah I got some stories. 52 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:41,920 Okay cool. 53 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:48,360 Alright well first off I got a weird little story here you know how I've been slowly reporting 54 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:52,760 one by one about how they're selling off Kurt Cobain's personal items? 55 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,320 Yeah yeah. 56 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:59,720 Well the new one is Kurt Cobain's last pack of cigarettes. 57 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,640 Oh cool. 58 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:05,480 I mean shit they're picking him clean anyhow why not? 59 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:12,400 So evidently he smoked American Spirit the smokes that like don't have any chemicals 60 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:18,080 in them or whatever so anyhow items related to Nirvana leader Kurt Cobain have a history 61 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:19,800 of doing well at auction. 62 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:26,840 Last year Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Isray bought one of Cobain's old guitars for millions. 63 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:33,840 Somebody else got a lock of Cobain's hair in 2021 now more Cobain miscellany is up on 64 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:37,600 the auction block including a pack of cigarettes he once owned. 65 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:43,480 The item description on the auction page reads an unopened pack of American Spirit regular 66 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:50,400 menthol cigarettes belonged to Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain American Spirit menthols were 67 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,960 the preferred brand of the late rock star. 68 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:57,800 This pack was saved by Cobain's roommate at the Los Angeles rehab clinic where he briefly 69 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,680 stayed several days before taking his own life. 70 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:05,880 Additionally an Associated Press video describes the pack as maybe the most expensive pack 71 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,400 of cigarettes ever. 72 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:16,400 So like I said I mean I get it I don't know if I would go after a pack of cigarettes but 73 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,440 I get it you know. 74 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:22,600 That just sounds like greed to me. 75 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:27,040 It is it is I don't know who's profiteering from it I would like to find that out I'm 76 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:31,440 gonna see if I can't find out who is profiting from this because someone's getting a lot 77 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:34,880 of money over just miscellaneous bullshit really. 78 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:41,000 I mean but you are talking to a guy that has a stand-up Aussie in his garage that was put 79 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:51,800 in Streetside and Penny Lane records many years ago to support the no more tears album. 80 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,720 That's a really cool one I'll have to I'll have to get a picture of it and like put it 81 00:06:54,720 --> 00:07:00,720 online or something or anyhow I have one of those I paid a pretty good amount of money 82 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:06,160 for it because they were in rare they were in high demand they only put out so many and 83 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:11,200 only really the big Streetsides and Penny Lane got them like the one at Bannister Mall 84 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:15,880 didn't get it because that one big enough only the high volume ones like Times Square 85 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:21,120 and Los Angeles one and stuff like that got one of these and I was lucky enough to know 86 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:28,920 a I guess they call them a dealer or a collector of this type of stuff. 87 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:32,920 Remember Alley Cat Records over near Westport on Main Street? 88 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:33,920 Yeah. 89 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:34,920 Yeah. 90 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,240 The guy that owned that is the guy that came up with it. 91 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:45,440 I used to go there and buy my rarity rare CDs from over in Japan this is way before the 92 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:51,640 internet so you know or if there was internet out it was very primitive and like Windows 93 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:58,620 NT or something it wasn't ideal for buying anything or ordering anything off the internet. 94 00:07:58,620 --> 00:08:04,480 So anyhow the only way to get this stuff is to actually go to a record store and a guy 95 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:11,040 went to these shows everywhere you know they had like shows in Vegas shows in Orlando shows 96 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:16,840 in Boston they were music shows for music collectors and he would go there and simply 97 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:21,920 outbid somebody for this stuff and that was the only way to get them back then you couldn't 98 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:26,480 just go on the internet and go hey I want a six foot stand-up Ozzy that was supporting 99 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:31,360 the No More Tears tour and you could find one probably I bet you could find one right 100 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:35,160 now I don't know how much it would cost but you could find one right now if you really 101 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:41,800 wanted to somewhere and anyhow I got it from him and I used to just buy from him so he 102 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:45,720 always saved stuff back for me he knew what I liked so I walk in there go hey Mark come 103 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:51,320 here and he always drank he was I don't know how the fuck he got home I mean I guess he 104 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:56,280 just drove after he got smashed I don't know I have no idea he's a cool guy though but 105 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:59,480 every time he'd have his Miller Lite in his hand hey Mark come here come here look at 106 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:04,120 this look at the old Italian guy hey hey hey come here man look at this man look what I 107 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:10,440 got man oh wow what is this yeah this is a so-and-so from you know and he was really 108 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:14,920 cool and he knew exactly what I like so I always bought all kinds of shit from him I 109 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:19,520 spent my whole checks working at restaurants going there buying this shit you know and 110 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:27,000 anyhow luckily I kept most of it most of it I have stored some of it I gave to family 111 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:31,520 members and then I realized that they didn't give a shit about it and like my Motley Crue 112 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:36,760 pig mass I gave it to family members and sadly I have no idea where it's at and neither 113 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:41,480 do they so I gave up on that I'm like you know what it's not being passed down I'm 114 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:48,680 keeping it so anyhow I got the stand-up Aussie so I understand the collecting this stuff 115 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:56,680 yes but a pack of smokes I mean I you know if it was signed or something autographed 116 00:09:56,680 --> 00:10:00,520 maybe I could see but yeah I mean can you imagine someone coming up to you and going 117 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:08,720 hey this is a smack of this is a pack of smokes that Kurt Cobain owned and how do you know 118 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:16,520 this how do you prove that they have to get an A test oh is that how they do it? 119 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:24,160 Fingerprints something they would have to prove those were his cigarettes his fingerprints 120 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:28,680 would be on them or something it would yeah yeah cuz anybody could come up go you know 121 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:32,560 I live with Kurt Cobain anyone that lived with him for a while could say yeah these 122 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:38,080 are a pair of sneakers that he wore in the mud to go get a I know a registered letter 123 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:45,520 about a Geffen record sign it you know anything so yeah yeah anyhow I thought that was interesting 124 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:55,200 anyhow let's see well do we want to get to a few emails maybe and then we could go into 125 00:10:55,200 --> 00:11:00,480 something that you want to talk about sure let's go for it okay all right not that you 126 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:07,000 don't want to talk about emails but I know you have some stuff planned so all right first 127 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:13,800 email hey there dbags anyway you all could maybe put up a picture of you guys would be 128 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:25,020 cool to see who is actually talking thanks Jimbo in Connecticut I don't know if there's 129 00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:33,960 I guess we could put one up on RSS com where our logo is yeah well I I had been talking 130 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:41,240 about setting up a Rob Brad Facebook page of that that would work that would work you 131 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:46,720 know that is probably the best idea let me let me get that let me get that done before 132 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:51,760 Saturday and we'll work on yeah yeah we could put up some pictures and direct you on what 133 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:58,040 Facebook page to go to yeah that would probably be a great idea actually yeah and other than 134 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:02,600 that I mean we don't have a website anymore but it's quite frankly no one ever used it 135 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:06,440 the email didn't work on it and people didn't go there to download their podcasts you know 136 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:12,160 everyone has I hard or Spotify or something nobody you know goes to a specific website 137 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:16,440 to go get their podcasts anymore lesson learned you know I paid quite a bet for that thing 138 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:25,440 and really to know if they're listening to us yeah yeah yeah so I know a lot of people 139 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:29,360 do whenever they ask me how do I get your podcast I said just Google it and it'll give 140 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:36,040 you a hundred ways to get us so so anyhow yeah Jimbo we'll come up with something and 141 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:42,760 we will announce it on the show so you'll know where to go to look at our beautiful 142 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:49,920 mugs right yep yep all right thank you Jimbo thanks for taking the time to write I know 143 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:57,360 this is like I know you wrote this about a month ago but we have not had time I apologize 144 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:06,520 next one rasslin is okay but I agree with the email once a week is enough kevin Orlando 145 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:11,640 this one was one that was sent to me through priority I don't know why but somehow in that 146 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:17,560 Yahoo mail it has a priority and he sent this out yesterday and I got it in front of all 147 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:22,400 the old ones and everything so I went ahead and answer wow yeah so I anyhow however you 148 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:29,520 did that kev I have no idea but I think we did we agree on that podcast at once a week 149 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:38,680 is what we're gonna do yeah yeah yeah we decide on once a week yeah yeah so we yeah it's 150 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:46,400 fine yeah it may not just be about matches I might be talking about certain individuals 151 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:52,600 I anything about russians yeah yeah and also it could be like yesterday I had that question 152 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:59,400 well you guys haven't heard it yet but I was wondering about WWE NXT because I saw a little 153 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:06,680 bit of that I'm like that's interesting you know what is the purpose of this so any anyhow 154 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:13,560 and Rob Radd very graciously answered my question and answered it very well so I know exactly 155 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:19,900 what it is now and I'm kind of interested in it so anyhow yeah once a week is what we 156 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:27,440 agreed on it so kev you're right so okay next mark what program do you use to produce the 157 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:34,000 product the podcast I really love the mix in with the comic bits and the sound can be 158 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:41,280 dicey at times still love the show but just saying Randy and st. Louis yes I know and 159 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:46,680 that is what the the young lady on the last email that I spoke about was talking about 160 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:52,960 too about using pro tools I'm working on that Randy and I forgot the young lady's name that 161 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:59,960 said in the last email I'm working on it we're work in progress we have no budget you know 162 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:04,840 I'm just learning this stuff on the fly I've got a full-time job I've got stuff I have 163 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:10,080 to do around the house have a bunch of medical stuff that I just got done more coming up 164 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:16,240 squeeze a couple of vacations in that my time's very limited so I'm I'm learning all that 165 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:21,100 I'm gonna try to get with Davey Davey knows all about pro tools I mean you know cuz he's 166 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:28,360 a musician and I think he could help me a lot on all of this stuff including how to 167 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:34,520 use voice synthesizers so I can do bits that are better sounding you know with voices and 168 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:39,020 stuff like it come up with a kid's voice a woman's voice stuff like that because the 169 00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:50,800 bits are good but we need more what would you call it different voices in it yeah yeah 170 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:55,880 yeah it needs to be a little bit more diverse in my opinion and I think everyone could probably 171 00:15:55,880 --> 00:16:00,600 agree you know here in a different voice besides mine spewing out the stribble would be great 172 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:06,600 so we're working on all of this Randy give us time well it's gonna help when I get equipment 173 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:11,520 too well yeah and like I said what I told you the other day is some of these bits you're 174 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:15,640 gonna start having to pardon so I'm just gonna have to call you up we're gonna have to record 175 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:20,280 them on Bluetooth and then just slap them together like me and Tover used to do over 176 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:31,360 at his no filter studio so thank you Randy thanks for taking the time and yes the the 177 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:36,440 program's gonna get nothing but better so trust us we're gonna keep working on it we're 178 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:41,720 gonna keep doing what we can to make the program better so thank you thank you for your interest 179 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:48,940 we appreciate it next one Rob you're sounding fantastic lately you're definitely blooming 180 00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:58,760 right in our ears rich in Richland Virginia couldn't agree more could not agree more yeah 181 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:05,020 thank you very much yeah Rob has come a long ways and just think he's getting better so 182 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:13,280 yeah yeah very good Rob man you're doing an excellent job and I knew you would so yeah 183 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:18,040 do yourself a favor and listen to one of your very first podcasts that you did solo with 184 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:23,840 me not the ones where you just get in and then listen to this right and notice I have 185 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:31,840 yeah yeah yep so yeah no problems there so and also like a lot of the content you're 186 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:38,560 coming up with too because one thing we don't do here is we don't go over each other's content 187 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:43,680 I simply I call Rob up and we start shooting our shit off and that's it man yeah I'll do 188 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:50,680 the first we have no clue what we're gonna talk about yeah the reason I always lead off 189 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:56,600 is because I have the controls here I start them stop them and all that it has nothing 190 00:17:56,600 --> 00:18:02,600 to do with anything else now you see because of that I start off with a couple of stories 191 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:08,160 then I hand it over to Rob so that's how that works is because I have control over here 192 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:13,320 it's easier for me to start to show and get the flow and then I pass the baton to Rob 193 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:22,680 and then he passes it back to me so that is why we do it like that so anyhow Rob is doing 194 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:28,120 a great job and we when we're gonna keep keep grinding and keep doing what we can to make 195 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:34,420 the show better so all right next one Mark I live in Ohio could you please stop bagging 196 00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:42,000 on my beloved Bengals it's getting very annoying Ruth in central Ohio no 197 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:53,120 next I love you keep listening but no it's football bag on the Chiefs call in fucking 198 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:59,040 email me say something about the Chiefs email me get a rebuttal I'll answer it but stop 199 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:10,800 bagging on the Chiefs on the Bengals no way ah not gonna happen look if you had the podcast 200 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:18,080 you'd be bagging on the Chiefs fair right right Rob that's what that's what NFL fans 201 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:27,280 do we smack talk you know Jim Rome built his fucking empire over the smack-off I mean you 202 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:33,920 know he's one of the biggest sports talk guys ever if not the biggest and he built his empire 203 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:37,960 literally on the smack-off and that's where people talk smack about the NFL the other 204 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:44,800 teams so no well I'm gonna keep doing this and I hope you stick with us regardless but 205 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:50,480 if not thank you for the time you listen and please tell your friends so anyhow all right 206 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:57,160 next one Mike in Minnesota wrote hey douches anyway a person could email an Ask Padlin 207 00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:07,440 nominee might be cool thanks for the program yeah we can always take it into consideration 208 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:11,720 you email us someone's name and tell us why they need an Ask Padlin and if they deserve 209 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:20,960 it they will get one yeah yeah yeah Mike email us all you want email us all you want whoever's 210 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:26,160 Ask Padlin it is and we will definitely take it in consideration even if you want to paddle 211 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:31,840 us for something we don't care like if it's me getting a paddling you think I said something 212 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:37,000 out of line or was stupid on something then quite frankly I will give the paddle to Rob 213 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:46,840 and Robin Topher will administer the Ask Padlin to me yeah yeah and same way with Topher I 214 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:52,000 mean we might have to sneak up on him and hold him down I don't know but you know yeah 215 00:20:52,000 --> 00:21:01,160 if you anybody is anybody is is cool to ask paddle we don't care just give us a reason 216 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:05,720 why and who give us a name and the reason and we'll definitely consider them and if 217 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:12,520 they deserve one we will give them one on air and we will mention you were the one that 218 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:19,400 that wanted their Ask Paddled so yeah thank you Mike send in anytime yep next one anonymous 219 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:25,480 wrote you guys suck please quit a bag of lettuce makes more sense I agree but we're not going 220 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:26,480 to quit 221 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:36,680 at least you didn't cause tail yeah good point well and here's another thing too you're getting 222 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:41,640 your money's worth it's free yeah I always find it funny whenever someone calls in and 223 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:49,160 says you suck please stop how come it's a how come it's up to us to stop how come they 224 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:55,880 can't quit with me hey if you hate that bag why are you taking the time to contact if 225 00:21:55,880 --> 00:22:03,840 you hate us that fucking bad it should be up to you to quit listening right yeah we're 226 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:07,920 not the ones with the problem we don't care about you you're the one that gives a shit 227 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:17,920 about us quit listening go around tell people about this guy isn't a fan though yeah yeah 228 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:23,320 if you're a fan we give a shit about you but you're not so we don't care so my stance is 229 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:29,480 no we're not quitting and and actually I want to I want to broadcast more now that I know 230 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:38,160 he hates us we might have to do five or six shows a week because you hate us so chew on 231 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:43,240 that fucking dick nose anonymous put your real name in there what we gonna do go hunt 232 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:52,400 you down and beat you up what a pussy anonymous it makes me think it's someone we know it 233 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:57,560 could be I mean why else would you do anonymous I've always found the anonymous stuff pussy 234 00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:01,840 put your name on there tell me who you are it's fine I don't care I don't care if you're 235 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:09,180 fucking Jimmy from fucking Tuscaloosa I don't give a shit who you are put your name in say 236 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:15,000 well Jimmy sorry you hate us but we're not stopping you can quit listening to us whatever 237 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:20,040 so all right that is all the emails I had time for guys I keep them coming in I know 238 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:25,880 I'm way behind and I'm gonna try to answer every one of them I never expected in a million 239 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:32,520 years to get a reaction like this from people I really know it's been insane I can't I can't 240 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:36,680 friggin believe it honestly I can't 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douche bags and a microphone on the marked portion of it 271 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:43,520 And I'm Rob Alright well as for mentioned we think that 272 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:48,440 Rob has something to say and we're going to let Rob have something to say 273 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:54,520 Rob the floor is yours Well long ago I had a home of words got my 274 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:59,720 shower and everything I was sat down doing my homework for the show 275 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:07,240 And I jumped on American Songwriters I was getting a list together for this weekend 276 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:14,080 Yay And I ran across an actual article on American 277 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,080 Songwriters Okay 278 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:26,680 And I found it pretty interesting More than 25 years after releasing his hit 279 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:33,960 I'll Be Missing You Diddy has revealed that he pays Sting $5,000 280 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:42,880 daily for sampling the police's 1983 hit Every Birth You Take on the song 281 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:50,520 In 2014 Diddy initially revealed that he was paying Sting $2,000 after getting permission 282 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:56,640 to sample the song years earlier Initially Diddy who was known as Puff Down 283 00:27:56,640 --> 00:28:05,360 Daddy when he released I'll Be Missing You never asked permission to use the sample 284 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:10,640 Not smart Since permission was never granted for use 285 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:16,760 Sting saved and received 100% of the royalties for the song 286 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:27,840 Earlier permission would have allowed Diddy only to pay 25% Because of his slight Sting 287 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:33,360 now receives just over $1.8 million a year for the song 288 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:42,560 Originally Celebny Network also reported that Sting earns approximately $730,000 per year 289 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:49,360 for the sample which breaks down to about $2,000 per day with royalties 290 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:57,640 When a fan briefly referenced the past figure of $2,000 Diddy went on social media to correct 291 00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:02,800 the figure and responded nope $5,000 a day love you my brothers Sting 292 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:10,400 Wow Man that's a lot of money 293 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:15,600 Yeah it is well that's what happens when you don't whenever this is what happened like 294 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:22,160 the old rap artists back in the 80s they started sampling all this music and like the original 295 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:27,840 producers or the music the only ones that didn't do that was like Run DMC and Run DMC 296 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:33,400 basically revitalized Aerosmith they brought him back from the dead with that Walk This 297 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:42,040 Way video and the cross between them two the cross pollination where Aerosmith it was really 298 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:47,160 a brilliant video and Aerosmith is in one room and they're trying to play their shit 299 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:51,880 and Run DMC is in the other room trying to play their shit and they're both looking at 300 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:56,880 the wall like there's noise and finally they break down the wall and they both start jamming 301 00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:02,440 together it was a groundbreaking piece but a lot of those other ones that were sampled 302 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:06,840 they didn't ask or anything they just start throwing them in there and then the original 303 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:13,800 artist came back and like just took basically all the money because the the artists that 304 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:19,080 did this the rap artists that sampled it did it without even asking so then the courts 305 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:25,520 are just like okay well we're gonna award them everything you know so a lot of the people 306 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:31,640 even though it was a great idea and it was a song with the music being sampled in it 307 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:38,920 it didn't matter I think Van Halen got a shit ton of money for fuck was it two live crews 308 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:47,720 shit I can't remember oh was it funky cold medina it was I think it's funky cold medina 309 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:57,240 was and I can't remember who sang that but it had Van Halen samples in it and they got 310 00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,740 a shit ton of money from him for doing that and there's a lot of other cases like that 311 00:31:00,740 --> 00:31:07,440 too but anyhow and nowadays before they do anything like that they check they find out 312 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:11,680 if it's affordable if they can sample and a lot of times a lot of artists say no they 313 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:19,120 don't want their music sampled did you know that yeah yeah yeah a lot of them are like 314 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:25,400 no you know I think that this is I I don't want mine in anything else this is my music 315 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:29,600 this is my art I don't want anyone else anyone else using it and a lot of people it doesn't 316 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:36,800 matter how much money you you send them you know they're still not going to do it so you 317 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:47,840 know another cool American songwriters very cool yeah yeah there is a list of and this 318 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:57,320 is from bookies.com the top stadium experiences NFL wise in America I don't agree with this 319 00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:07,640 list I think it's off a bit so anyhow the first one that it says is a Green Bay Packers 320 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:13,120 and I could kind of get that because of all the history it's way up in northern Wisconsin 321 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:21,200 it's the frozen tundra Lambeau field you know the Lombardi trophy named after you know Vince 322 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:28,400 Lombardi you know you know how I get that I could get Wyatt because all the history 323 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:34,080 second to Pittsburgh Steelers maybe so yeah because of the terrible towels and they make 324 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:40,400 a lot of noise and they're really they're screamers or yellers or diehards we have a 325 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:46,280 lot of Pittsburgh Steelers fans in Kansas City that wear their gear every day so yeah 326 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:54,760 the third one is the Minnesota Vikings which I don't get it all I don't get it all because 327 00:32:54,760 --> 00:33:00,280 even when I was in Minnesota I didn't see that much Vikings gear now they weren't very 328 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,440 good when I was there but I mean you know even when the chase were horrible you saw 329 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:09,280 their gear everywhere so I don't know maybe there's something I'm completely missing but 330 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:13,960 it just doesn't seem to me like it would be the third top tied for fourth is a three-way 331 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:22,920 tie Seattle Seahawks Dallas Cowboys and our beloved Kansas City Chiefs the Seahawks have 332 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:30,440 a really good atmosphere the Cowboys have a really good atmosphere I don't know to me 333 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:38,280 I think the Chiefs take that Arrowhead Stadium is legendary the loudest stadium in the world 334 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:46,680 we we do our chants we show up everywhere in droves we drive people nuts we piss people 335 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:54,800 off there's so many of us invade in their territory I just don't see it but okay whatever 336 00:33:54,800 --> 00:34:00,040 now seventh after the four-way tie or the three-way tie is the Atlanta Falcons I could 337 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:08,920 not agree with that any less I mean that is just no and here's they put them above Philadelphia 338 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:16,760 Philadelphia Eagles fans threw snowballs at Santa Claus Philadelphia veteran stadium 339 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:23,320 or whatever they call it nowadays has a court right there in the stadium because they get 340 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:29,640 so fucking nutty when the Eagles won the Super Bowl several years back with Nick Foles a 341 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:37,440 guy ate horse shit from one of the mountain blue yes and here in Kansas City we had a 342 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:46,760 guy that got deep-panced himself on a tree I don't see that going on in Atlanta do you 343 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:52,280 the guy that deep-panced himself on a tree made all the night shows all the tonight that 344 00:34:52,280 --> 00:35:03,280 all of those shows it made TMZ it made everything and same with a guy that ate shit in Philadelphia 345 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:06,400 and they put the Atlanta Falcons above that they didn't put them above the cheese but 346 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:13,960 they put them above the Eagles I don't see that the next one they put Indian Crapple 347 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:20,560 us above the Denver Broncos I'm sorry I hate the Broncos but man those guys are die-hard 348 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:26,640 fans and they are loud and they love their Broncos and actually the Broncos should probably 349 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:33,160 be in the top four I mean really those guys they are die-hards and number 11 should not 350 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:39,600 be Las Vegas Raiders because the Las Vegas Raiders fans are they don't even they don't 351 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:48,760 even let me put like this it is so ingrained in that in that culture that that to be an 352 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:56,160 outlaw Vegas Raider fan before that was like LA and then Oakland before that it's so ingrained 353 00:35:56,160 --> 00:36:00,520 that outlaw thing that a lot of people that wear their jerseys and stuff don't even know 354 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:04,680 who plays for them they only know their record I've asked a lot of people at where their 355 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:09,420 stuff I hey what's that what's your guys record this year I don't know who's your quarterback 356 00:36:09,420 --> 00:36:16,080 I don't know no fucking way that's not 11th it's a new stadium it's beautiful Alliance 357 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:22,840 Stadium is beautiful but no number 12 Tennessee Titans I think I could get along with that 358 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:27,960 because I have been to that stadium I think it's Nissan Stadium or Toyota I think it's 359 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:32,840 Nissan Stadium it's a beautiful stadium and they all love football in Nashville and it's 360 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:38,920 it's cool they have that walking that pedestrian bridge that goes over to the stadium from 361 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:45,280 downtown it is a beautiful facility and I think I would agree with that number 13 the 362 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:52,760 Baltimore Ravens I they have a lot of diehard fans so yeah I could see it 14th Tampa Bay 363 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:57,280 I think Tampa Bay should have been further down on the list I know a lot of Tampa Bay 364 00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:04,000 fans from that area that love love them but there isn't a whole lot of interest outside 365 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:09,800 of the immediate Tampa Bay area even when Tom Brady was there people just don't really 366 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:16,240 care about him that much New Orleans Saints number 15 Arizona Cardinals 16 Jets 17th you 367 00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:21,840 know what oh the 49ers are 19th the 49ers should have been down quite a bit and the 368 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:26,120 Giants the New York Giants should have been down quite a bit from 20th and let me see 369 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:32,000 if I see any other ones that I think are wrong oh the Cleveland Browns for 21st no way the 370 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:37,520 dog pound is real and the dog pound doesn't care what the record is the dog pound they 371 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:45,520 are they are legit the dog pound yeah they're diehards and they should be in the top seven 372 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:51,120 Chicago Bears should probably be maybe in the top ten maybe the latter nine or ten the 373 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:57,280 Lions twenty-third I think it should be lower but not all the way down Buffalo Bills are 374 00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:02,440 twenty-fourth I think I agree with that now I didn't before but man when the Bills start 375 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:07,080 losing you don't hear anything so I think maybe they're right on that that like they 376 00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:16,680 give up real easy the Bengals fans I don't know they're kind of mouthy they're kind of 377 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:24,400 cocky but you don't see them in droves so I don't know I don't think I really have an 378 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:28,760 opinion on that to Jaguars at 25th they should have been lower than that because nobody in 379 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:34,040 Florida gives a shit about football it's been proven New England Patriots at 27th other 380 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:41,840 than Miami yeah but Miami's 31st and and I don't even think they sell out their stadium 381 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:50,040 in Jacksonville or Miami 27th New England Patriots now yes before no before they've 382 00:38:50,040 --> 00:39:00,040 been top five right now nah I agree 28th Carolina Panthers of course 29th Los Angeles Chargers 383 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:04,800 they might have been they should have probably been 32nd actually the Charger fans are horrible 384 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:10,960 and so are the Los Angeles Rams fan at 30 31st Miami Dolphins that's because everyone's 385 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:16,120 at the beach nobody's at the game 32nd is Washington commanders and that's just simply 386 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:20,080 because they have not put a good product on the field for so long people have other shit 387 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:28,320 to do in Washington so anyhow I think there was a lot of errors in that in my opinion 388 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:37,920 but that was a book yeah in my opinion I see quite a few too yeah so anyhow have you heard 389 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:47,040 about people putting toilet paper in the refrigerator no I have not well hang on a second we're 390 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:52,600 gonna find out about this maybe your gallon of milk soured or your leftovers just sat 391 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:58,840 one day too long but the hallmark stench of spoiled and mating order from your refrigerator 392 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:03,480 odor not order odor from your refrigerator is nearly impossible to get rid of I'm still 393 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:09,280 on anesthesia no you know what now I can't talk any night so yeah yeah business usual 394 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,840 unless of course you follow the tick-tock sages who swear by the hack that involves 395 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:18,160 putting toilet paper in the fridge you heard that right your two-ply charm and ultra soft 396 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:24,280 can soak up odors well not may not be the most appetizing sight the bath tissue absorbs 397 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:29,840 the moisture in the air that contribute to the mold mildew and foul smells according 398 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:35,120 to parade and you know what I think I could believe that Rob because what does baking 399 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:49,000 soda do yeah yeah and I think toilet paper is along that same same type of an area right 400 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:55,160 because toilet paper is absorbent and it's made to soak up odors and also soak up you 401 00:40:55,160 --> 00:41:03,120 know everything right so yeah so I think this could be true baking soda which only needs 402 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:08,440 to be swapped every three months compared to toilet paper three weeks is more commonly 403 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:14,320 used to neutralize odors and according to parade the cost-effective option works better 404 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:19,320 and eliminating both the excess moisture and the acids that produce odors now if you use 405 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:29,560 toilet paper here's the deal you can reuse it so you know we're if you open up a can 406 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:34,640 of not a can but a box of baking soda it's done once you open it up and put it in the 407 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:39,480 fridge you can't use it for anything toilet paper you can take it out of there let it 408 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:45,460 warm up a little bit and then use it to wipe your ass right yeah well there are fridge 409 00:41:45,460 --> 00:41:49,960 specific deodorizers available on the market other ways to neutralize the stink in your 410 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:56,380 refrigerator well number one don't let food spoil in it right and include activate activated 411 00:41:56,380 --> 00:42:02,920 charcoal vanilla coffee grounds lemon and oats I didn't know about oats hmm I know 412 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:10,400 they use lemon for fish odors I remember when I was much younger working at restaurants 413 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:15,400 whenever we handle fish they would have lemons there that you you take and squeeze a lemon 414 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:21,760 on your finger to to get rid of the fish smell so you know you would smell decent you know 415 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:26,880 lemon smells a hell of a lot better you know you smell citrusy you don't smell like fish 416 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:35,840 so so I could I could definitely I could definitely see that so anyhow Rob you got something you 417 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:45,640 want to go into yeah man is suing the state of Worcester and two doctors after going to 418 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:52,760 the hospital for an apodectomy last year and coming out with more medical issues that required 419 00:42:52,760 --> 00:43:02,720 four additional surgeries so he's going to get an appendix removed what he's going in 420 00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:13,480 to get his appendix removed yeah okay okay okay George Piano and his wife Elizabeth are 421 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:21,160 accusing the University of Washington Medical Center Northwest of negligence and seeking 422 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:28,280 an unspecified amount damages after what they claim in the suit was a botched operation 423 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:38,920 according to a lawsuit piano went to the UWM CN's emergency room after experiencing several 424 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:48,800 abdominal pain doctors determined that piano piano had acute appendicitis and then his 425 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:57,040 appendix needs to be removed after the operation however piano felt abdominal pain worse than 426 00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:06,800 before surgery doctors performed a repeat abdominal CT scan revealing the continued 427 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:21,240 presence of an implant appendix they never took it out instead the UWM CN doctors removed 428 00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:30,120 a piece of piano's lower colon and additional operations were required to repair a leaky 429 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:38,680 colon and to address an abdominal infection caused by the initial surgery piano had to 430 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:46,520 undergo four additional surgeries and multiple hospitalizations including the installation 431 00:44:46,520 --> 00:45:00,080 of a lost in the bag oh my god oh they screwed this man up badly no my god bad you're going 432 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:14,360 to get this article which is on insider mm-hmm yeah they go into detail on what happened 433 00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:22,560 this poor man Wow oh my god that guy deserves millions I'm sorry millions he had to deal 434 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:35,440 with an ostomy bag oh my gosh oh that stuff that scares a hell of a well abdomen is deformed 435 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:40,640 and all kinds of stuff oh my god well let me give you a little insight on something here 436 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:44,360 Rob while we're talking about this I didn't get to this earlier because we got distracted 437 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:50,840 but you know I went in for my colonoscopy today right okay well I think everyone's familiar 438 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:56,640 with the with the commercial aura where they killed the clown the killer clown that gets 439 00:45:56,640 --> 00:46:02,600 shot down by lightning while winning the lottery okay well you know at first you know they 440 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:07,960 have the plane crash odds of dying in a plane crash odds of not waking up from anesthesia 441 00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:17,000 one in 135,000 right okay well I'm getting wheeled down there on on the stretcher gurney 442 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:21,640 or whatever you know whatever they call it the the rolling bed okay to go have my procedure 443 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:26,880 and I had the anesthesia administered and I'm and I'm barely awake right I'm just like 444 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:31,200 as a matter of fact they're asked me dad jokes right they said hey you got any dad jokes 445 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:37,640 I got to two the second one and I was out I was out like a fucking log so anyhow I'm 446 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:42,040 getting wheeled down there I'm like going oh shit is the aura guy gonna be here and 447 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:47,120 going hey would you like valet parking or you just gonna take your chances that's how 448 00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:53,960 bad that shit seeps in your brain dude are you familiar with I'm talking about you know 449 00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:58,800 where the guys like there yeah yeah well it was like an almost replica of it where I'm 450 00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:03,760 just sitting there you know looking up waiting for the anesthesia to knock me out and I'm 451 00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:08,040 like shit this is a replay of that fucking commercial I'm like getting wheeled down 452 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:12,840 here I'm gonna see someone going hey uh valet parking or take your chances I'm like fuck 453 00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:18,400 anyhow I was knocked out like right after that and and it was it was done but anyhow 454 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:24,320 so the thing I'm getting at is stories like this does it does not help this is why people 455 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:28,080 are afraid of hospitals and doctors that's why a lot of people don't get help when they 456 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:32,320 need it is because they read shit like this shit like this does happen but it's not the 457 00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:40,400 norm but anyhow wow that that guy deserves millions and the person the people responsible 458 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:48,320 for that should not be a medicine so yeah that's insane well anyhow how about if we 459 00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:55,560 come right back and I got the top pet names for 2023 sounds good all right we will be 460 00:47:55,560 --> 00:48:06,200 talking to you here in a couple minutes I think we found land oh my god I think we're 461 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:12,680 safe oh no it's the island of horrible jokes 462 00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:37,840 next up things overheard in hell great news William Hungs world tour has been extended 463 00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:44,680 now deep thoughts with mark 464 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:54,120 so if I have a glass of ice water and the ice melts into the water is my water then 465 00:48:54,120 --> 00:49:04,720 watered down I may never know 466 00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:21,120 we 467 00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,120 I'm not the mad shitter! 468 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:27,120 Act now and get both high quality DVD sets and a free douchebag calendar. 469 00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:30,120 Mark off the day with a douchebag looking at you. 470 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:33,120 Supplies are limited so act now. 471 00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:48,120 Music 472 00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:54,120 Alright, two douchebags and a microphone live from the Talk Is Cheap studio. 473 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:57,120 But when you hear this it won't be live. I am Mark. 474 00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,120 And I am Rob. 475 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:06,120 Alright, well like I previously said before, before we went to our break, 476 00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:09,120 and you heard Satan talking about burning souls listening to us, 477 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:13,120 and things to eat during the apocalypse, and deep thoughts with Mark, 478 00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:17,120 and whatever other goodies, island of horrible jokes, 479 00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:21,120 strange insults from an alien, what else we have there? 480 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,120 A little bit of everything. 481 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:26,120 Yeah, a little bit of everything. 482 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:27,120 Clown nose. 483 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:31,120 Yeah, yeah, a brick shit house energy drink. 484 00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:35,120 Our new one, Smack in the Balls. 485 00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:39,120 We still have 30 Smack in the Balls apiece to give away. 486 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:44,120 So if you deserve a Smack in the Balls, or someone you know deserves a Smack in the Balls, 487 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:48,120 let us know. We will give you a free Smack in the Balls. 488 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:55,120 We have 30 of them, each one of us. This makes 60 that we're just itching to give out to fans. 489 00:50:55,120 --> 00:51:00,120 So if you need one, or if you know someone that needs a Smack in the Balls, let us know. 490 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:04,120 We will gladly administer you the Smack in the Balls. 491 00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:08,120 I don't know how much better it gets than that, Rob. 492 00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,120 Okay, you can't beat that. 493 00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,120 You can't beat that, a free Smack in the Balls. 494 00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:17,120 I mean the only thing that could beat that is maybe a Bigin' ball bite, right? 495 00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:18,120 Yeah, yeah. 496 00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:24,120 But I don't even know if a Bigin' is probably either incarcerated or dead. 497 00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:30,120 So we're probably not going to get Bigin' back to bite anybody's nuts. 498 00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:34,120 And besides that, his nut days, even if he's alive or not incarcerated, 499 00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:37,120 I think his nut biting days are over. 500 00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:41,120 Well, he's out of his own fitness gym now. 501 00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:47,120 Yeah, it could be. 502 00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:54,120 Okay, like I said before, the top pet names for 2023, 503 00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:59,120 an online marketing place for pet owners, released its annual list of the most popular pet names 504 00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:04,120 with Charlie and Luna topping the list for male and female dogs respectively. 505 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:11,120 The rest of the top 10 male dog's names on Rover's 11th Annual Most Popular Pet Names Report were 506 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:21,120 Max, Cooper, Milo, Buddy, Reddy, Rocky, Bear, Leo, and Duke. 507 00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:27,120 The company said Max was knocked off the number two spot after 10 years as top dog. 508 00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:38,120 The rest of the top 10 names for female dogs were Bella, Daisy, Lucy, Lily, Lola, Zoe, Sadie, Stella, and Bailey. 509 00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:50,120 The top male cat names for the year were Oliver, Milo, Leo, Charlie, Loki, Max, Simba, Jack, Ollie, and Jasper. 510 00:52:50,120 --> 00:53:02,120 The top names for female felines were Luna, Bella, Lily, Lucy, Nala, Callie, Kitty, Cleo, Willow, and Stella. 511 00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:11,120 Rover also tracked trendy names for the year and found some of the more unusual choices had sharp increases over the previous years. 512 00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:23,120 The trending names for dogs included Kelsey, Wednesday, Oak, Laney, Minnow, Smokey, Australia, Emmy, Rob, and Chia. 513 00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:42,120 Trending names for cats were Norbert, Soju, Snoop, Choco, Fuzz, Zuki, No, No, K-N-O-W, Munch, M-U-N-C-H, Luffy, and Maisie. 514 00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:45,120 I have no idea where they got these names from man. 515 00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:53,120 Anyhow, yeah. 516 00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:58,120 Alright, some of the names I love, some of them are very questionable. 517 00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:06,120 Have you heard of the new silent book club that's going around? 518 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:10,120 No, evidently they're doing their job. 519 00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:15,120 Yeah, a silent book club is simply this. 520 00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:20,120 People meet up somewhere and don't talk. 521 00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:28,120 They read their book, they come there, hello, then they sit down and their orders are to not talk at all but read their book. 522 00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:33,120 It's a new trend where people are like, yeah, hey, you want to go to silent book club? 523 00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:34,120 And you don't talk. 524 00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:36,120 You go there and you read your book only. 525 00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,120 You don't say anything to anybody. 526 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,120 You greet them and that's it. 527 00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:42,120 Then you delve into your book and that's all. 528 00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,120 I think I really love that. 529 00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:49,120 Because how many times have I done something like that only to have someone just keep talking and it's like, shit. 530 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:53,120 It's like I came here to read my book and I can't read a damn thing because this guy won't shut up. 531 00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:56,120 Have you done that before? 532 00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:57,120 No. 533 00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:58,120 Okay. 534 00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:01,120 I'm not much of a reader. 535 00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:04,120 Okay, well I love to read but anyhow, I've done that before. 536 00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:11,120 You meet up with some people and then the next thing you know, they just won't. 537 00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:17,120 It's like, man, I might as well go back home and read this thing. 538 00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:27,120 There was a TikTok video where there was a door dash driver. 539 00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:33,120 You probably heard of this and you probably read about it because it was big news but I'm going to go ahead and cover it. 540 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:38,120 The door dash driver took food to someone. 541 00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:48,120 The door dash driver was getting ready to give the guy his food and he noticed that the guy didn't tip. 542 00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:51,120 He said, hey, where's my tip? 543 00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:55,120 The guy said, I left it on the website or on the app. 544 00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:56,120 The guy said, okay. 545 00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:59,120 Then he looked back down and he noticed there was not a tip. 546 00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:05,120 So he backed off and he threw the guy's food on the ground and left. 547 00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,120 It's about 50-50 what people are saying. 548 00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,120 Some people are saying, you know what? 549 00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:16,120 There's already, I think, on door dash a certain amount allotted for the person. 550 00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:17,120 Okay. 551 00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:19,120 Kind of like a tipping situation. 552 00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:23,120 I think they charge a little bit more so you can give the driver some money. 553 00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:24,120 And I'm not for sure. 554 00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:25,120 I'll have to check on that. 555 00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:28,120 But from what I understand, they do get a certain amount. 556 00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:33,120 It may not be a whole lot, but I think they do get some sort of a tip without you tipping. 557 00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:35,120 And then what you tip is on top of that. 558 00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:37,120 So it's kind of divided 50-50. 559 00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:39,120 People are saying, no, you know what? 560 00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:40,120 The guy should just be happy. 561 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:41,120 It's his job. 562 00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:42,120 He should bring it there. 563 00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:45,120 Whether the guy tips or not is not really any of his business. 564 00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:48,120 Then other people are saying, you know what? 565 00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:51,120 The guy's a dick for not tipping and he's a bigger dick for lying about it. 566 00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:57,120 So he deserves to have his food thrown on the ground. 567 00:56:57,120 --> 00:57:03,120 Now, I think that the guy should not have thrown his food on the ground. 568 00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:06,120 But I think that it's like this. 569 00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:16,120 If you are a known not tipper, and I don't care if it's just like, let's say it's a $50 bill of food and you give him $5, right? 570 00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:18,120 That's something, right? 571 00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:19,120 That's a little thing. 572 00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:20,120 Okay. 573 00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:31,120 But someone not tipping constantly, I think that the word should get around and then people are not so inclined to go take your food to you. 574 00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:32,120 It's like, you know what? 575 00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:33,120 Why should I take food to him? 576 00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:38,120 He doesn't leave me anything when this guy over there next to him leaves me like $10 every time. 577 00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:43,120 So I think that takes care of itself, right? 578 00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:46,120 So I'll tell it like this. 579 00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:47,120 Okay. 580 00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:51,120 I tip really well, like I use the city market coffee app. 581 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,120 You know, I go down there to write material and stuff. 582 00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:57,120 We used to record down there, which we are going to again. 583 00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,120 Yes. 584 00:57:58,120 --> 00:57:59,120 Yeah. 585 00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:03,120 So but I always leave at least 20% on there for them. 586 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,120 And I will be out there. 587 00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:08,120 They know my they know my table out there where we used to broadcast from. 588 00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:10,120 I'll put in the order. 589 00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:15,120 They know me and they take it to me because I always tip. 590 00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:16,120 And I love the people there. 591 00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:17,120 They're great people. 592 00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:22,120 I make sure that they get a good amount of money, you know, a decent amount of money for helping me. 593 00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,120 And it is not forgotten. 594 00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:29,120 I don't ask for them to bring it to me, but they do every time they'll be like, oh, that's Mark's order. 595 00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:30,120 Look out there. 596 00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:32,120 They'll see me and they'll bring it to me. 597 00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:39,120 So that is like tip stands for to ensure to ensure prompt service. 598 00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:40,120 Okay. 599 00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,120 That's what I get when I tip. 600 00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:51,120 Okay, so I think that someone that that doesn't tip, it takes care of itself. 601 00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:53,120 And this guy probably overreacted. 602 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:57,120 He might have been having a bad day, but he shouldn't have thrown the guy's food on the ground. 603 00:58:57,120 --> 00:59:00,120 But he did have somewhat of a complaint, I do believe. 604 00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,120 And what is your thought on this, Rob? 605 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:06,120 What do you think? 606 00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,120 I see both sides. 607 00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,120 I. 608 00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:10,120 Yeah, me too. 609 00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:13,120 I don't agree with the food being thrown on the ground. 610 00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:18,120 Me neither. 611 00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:34,120 And the way I look at it, that's really not the driver's choice because the order was called into the business you work for and you're delivering it to the business. 612 00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:38,120 So you at that point, you're doing your job. 613 00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:40,120 Yeah. 614 00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:41,120 Yeah. 615 00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:43,120 You know what I mean? 616 00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:44,120 I agree with that 100%. 617 00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:48,120 That's why I asked you because I have I have a little problem with this. 618 00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:59,120 But at the same time, if you're a known not tip or quit being a douche. 619 00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:00,120 Yeah. 620 01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:01,120 Yeah. 621 01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:02,120 I think the guy overreacted. 622 01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:04,120 Now, should I think he should get fired over that? 623 01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:05,120 No. 624 01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:08,120 I don't think he should hear or read anything about him getting fired. 625 01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:09,120 No. 626 01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,120 But I think he should be reprimanded. 627 01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:12,120 Yes. 628 01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:15,120 And another thing is, is this guy that keeps not tipping? 629 01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:20,120 Well, these days, he's just not going to get anyone to bring his food and he probably deserves that. 630 01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:22,120 So, okay. 631 01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:26,120 I think that takes care of itself. 632 01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:38,120 Other than that, I see both sides. 633 01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:44,120 So anyhow, Rob, you got anything you want to get to? 634 01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:46,120 Yeah, I got another story here. 635 01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,120 All righty. 636 01:00:48,120 --> 01:01:08,120 This came comes off radar online and just so you know, this if you want to know more about this story, I'm just going to kind of break it down somewhat. 637 01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:24,120 Life of Disgrace, Tom and Bill Cosby was the target of a lawsuit filed by a Massachusetts man who claimed she forced him off an organic farm he spent years to create. 638 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:29,120 Radar online dot com has exclusively learned. 639 01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:54,120 Benjamin Hay, the owner of Maple Row Farm, charged Tomil Cosby 79, callously booted him from the 83-acre tract of land she owns after encouraging him to spend three years and thousands of dollars to convert 57 acres into an organic field. 640 01:01:54,120 --> 01:02:04,120 The process of transitioning farmland to organic is complicated, time consuming and expensive. 641 01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:28,120 After spending more than $200,000 prepping the soil and purchasing more than $18,000 and potato seed for the 2021 season, Tomil threw her agent, Michael Spencer, over hay to vacate her property or be framed with trust-adding charges. 642 01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:32,120 Wow. 643 01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:35,120 That's an odd story. 644 01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:37,120 Yeah, he ends up turning around. 645 01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:42,120 Sure, like I said, look this up on radar online. 646 01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:43,120 I will there. 647 01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:45,120 There's more to it. 648 01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:48,120 And they go in a little more detail. 649 01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:49,120 Okay. 650 01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:50,120 All right. 651 01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:52,120 I can do that. 652 01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:57,120 And let's go ahead and finish out this podcast with Zoom Brain. 653 01:02:57,120 --> 01:03:01,120 Have you ever heard of Zoom Brain? 654 01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:03,120 Oh, yeah, actually I have. 655 01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:04,120 Okay. 656 01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:15,120 Since early 2020, video calls have become the solution to everyone's would-be canceled plans, from work meetings to happy hour conferences to weddings. 657 01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:25,120 After hours upon hours of approximating eye contact and the person talking becomes mute because of a lack of face-to-face connection. 658 01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:34,120 With video, we must rely on our eye contact at all times. It takes much more emotional effect to stay engaged in video interactions. 659 01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:50,120 So what it does is it pretty much shuts down your brain because you have to concentrate on eye contact to let them know that you're actually paying attention to them and not fidgeting with something or scrolling Facebook down below with your phone or something, you know. 660 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:56,120 So you have to keep eye contact, but that's a good way to kind of like lose concentration too, right? 661 01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:58,120 Yes. 662 01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:03,120 So they call it Zoom Brain where your mind goes blank and you're not even really sure where you're at. 663 01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:05,120 So look it up when you get a chance. 664 01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:06,120 Zoom Brain is odd. 665 01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:13,120 I've had it before, but not from Zoom, from, I don't know, studying too hard or something or trying to figure something out. 666 01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:14,120 So I get it. 667 01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:24,120 So one of the things that they suggest to help the symptoms is break off every hour for five to ten minutes. 668 01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:28,120 That way you give your mind and your eyes and everything a break. 669 01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:34,120 You can break off of it, lose your concentration for a while, and then come back and pick up on it. 670 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:37,120 Number two, look around the room more. 671 01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:38,120 You can look away. 672 01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:43,120 You can break eye contact for a second or two and they'll be okay. 673 01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:48,120 And you can, the suggestions are when you do go, yes, I'm listening. 674 01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:49,120 Yes. 675 01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:50,120 Uh-huh. 676 01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,120 Or something like that to reassure them that you're listening. 677 01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:54,120 But at the same time, look around. 678 01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:59,120 That way you're not like focusing in and getting that, you know, that, what do you call it? 679 01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:03,120 Oh, that dead stare, you know. 680 01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:04,120 Another thing. 681 01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:05,120 Turn the headlight up. 682 01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:06,120 Yeah. 683 01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:07,120 Yeah. 684 01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:11,120 Another one, try to schedule Zoom calls days away from each other is another suggestion. 685 01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:13,120 So don't do three or four of them in a row. 686 01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:16,120 If you can, put them at least two or three days apart. 687 01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:19,120 And that helps you with it too. 688 01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:26,120 My suggestion is shut your power off and tell them that you had a power outage. 689 01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:30,120 No more Zoom call. 690 01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:32,120 How could they prove you didn't? 691 01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:34,120 Yeah, some guy ran it. 692 01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:36,120 Some guy ran it to the fucking pole, man. 693 01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:38,120 I don't know when it's going to come back on. 694 01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:40,120 Soon as it comes back on, I'll join you. 695 01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:42,120 Power didn't come back on. 696 01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:43,120 I'm sorry, man. 697 01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:44,120 Shit. 698 01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:46,120 Well, could you just send me a transcript of what you said? 699 01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:47,120 I'll go over it. 700 01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:49,120 Yeah, thanks. 701 01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:53,120 That's my best suggestion right there. 702 01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:57,120 It's like how many times, how many times this guy have someone like hitting a power pole near him? 703 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:59,120 God, he has the worst luck. 704 01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:01,120 This is crazy. 705 01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:05,120 So anyhow, all right, Rob, I think this concludes this podcast. 706 01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:07,120 Thank you everybody for listening. 707 01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:08,120 We appreciate you. 708 01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:10,120 Keep the emails coming even though I'm way behind. 709 01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:16,120 I will get caught up on them and I will try to answer every one of them. 710 01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:17,120 And I agree. 711 01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:20,120 We appreciate each and every one of you. 712 01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:21,120 Thank you. 713 01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:22,120 Thank you. 714 01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:27,120 So anyhow, even the ones in Cincinnati that are pissed at me or no, 715 01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:31,120 middle Ohio, roof in middle Ohio, I believe. 716 01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:32,120 Yeah. 717 01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:36,120 Even though you're mad at me, still love you. 718 01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:39,120 Thank you. 719 01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:40,120 Have a good night. 720 01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:55,120 Good night, everybody. 721 01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:57,120 Hey, where do they go? 722 01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:59,120 Where are the douchebags? 723 01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:00,120 Oh my God. 724 01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:02,120 Someone took a dump in the corner. 725 01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:04,120 Oh, geez. 726 01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:06,120 Glad they're gone. 727 01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:08,120 Let's just hope they don't come back. 728 01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:35,120 Man, that smells.