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Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River

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It's two douchebags and a microphone podcast

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The Evapolips just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Elderberries can be a delicious and tasty treat in the wild.

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During the apocalypse this can be a great go-to food because it is also medicinal.

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It helps with inflammation to headaches and also maybe you're sore from running from that radioactive antelope or whatever.

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Take some elderberries. Maybe you can run a little bit faster and get away from the damn thing.

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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Hmm. Let's see. If a worm could talk, would it be argumentive?

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I may never know.

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Two douchebags and a microphone. I am Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Alrighty. So Rob, how was your day?

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It was pretty good. Just got a split of a moment visit from my grandson and daughter.

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Good. That's cool. You got to see the little tyke, huh?

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Yeah, yeah. Well needed. Well, I needed some time.

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Great therapy, isn't it?

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Always, always.

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Good. Good to hear. My day was good. I worked all day, but I don't care. It's alright.

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I'll be there tomorrow.

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The main thing is the Baltimore Ravens lost and the Cincinnati Bengals lost. So I'm a happy camper. That's good.

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Oh yeah. My brother's not going to like that the Ravens lost. That's his team.

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Oh, that's his team? Okay.

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Yeah. Chiefs and Ravens.

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Okay. Well, okay. Well, we're Chiefs fans, so we could celebrate. Your brother, probably not.

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Yeah.

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Okay. You know, Dr. Pepper has launched a limited edition flavor that will likely make your lips tingle.

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If you can get your hands on it, that is.

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The soda known as Dr. Pepper Hot Take is more fiery take on the original 23 flavors enhanced with spicy peppers to give it a real kick.

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You can only get a bottle of the new fizzy concoction. It's launched Wednesday.

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If you sign up for or are already a member of Pepper Perks reward program.

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You know, everybody's doing reward programs. I'll bet you. Oh, yeah.

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I bet you people at home are like, hey, man, you give us three, you're dead and we'll give you one dead free.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just join our, join our whoever and son's Perk program and that's you can bury a loved one on us.

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Yay. So caskets still cost them.

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Oh, always. Yeah. Yeah.

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Dr. Pepper has taken bold flavor steps with the launch of Dr. Pepper Hot Take.

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And it is a testament to our commitment to bring in fans sensational new products.

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Every year we celebrate college football fandom with a new flavor.

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So this new flavor this year is hot take a well-loved tradition of sport and spice.

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So Dr. Pepper, John Alvarado wrote the announcement and came out with it.

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And OK, I mean, I'll give it a try.

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There's something a little bit more disturbing going on, though.

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Have you heard of Buffalo Pepsi? Oh, I haven't.

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It's a thing. Especially with the with the Bills mafia, the Buffalo Bills.

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Oh, OK. Yeah.

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What they do up there in certain other places, they take Buffalo sauce and they pour it in their Pepsi and drink it.

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And that's where I figured you were going with that.

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Yes. So we just tried butter coffee.

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Are you willing to take the Buffalo Pepsi challenge with me?

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Just grab a jar of Buffalo sauce and put some in a Pepsi. Yes.

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Let's do it, brother. OK.

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Should we tentatively get next Saturday evening's podcast? Next Saturday.

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OK. All right. Spit shake. Spit on your hand.

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All right. There we go. All right. It's it. It's in stone now.

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We did a spit shake. So along of these lines is, you know, Dr.

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Pepper celebrating the college football and NFL season and the whole football season with her new flavor.

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Well, once again, peppermint is upon us.

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You know that, Rob? Peppermint, everything.

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I'm hearing Christmas songs on the radio.

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Pumpkin spice already got kicked to the curb in lieu of peppermint flavored everything.

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So our good buddy, Jeffy X, sent me a list of the peppermint stuff that has failed.

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I mean, I don't know what else to do for.

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Should I get him four hookers and you like knit him some more stuff?

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Yeah, I'm going to have to get busy.

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OK. OK. Jeffy, you get four hookers on me and you get embroidered underwear.

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They rob with a secret pouch to make your manhood look bigger.

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You can put how many socks you want in it or whatever.

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Steven Pearcey style, supposedly. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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And Rob did that. I was going to discuss it with Rob and Rob already done it.

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He's like, oh, hell, yeah, I started when we talked before we talked about it.

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Before he put Jay X embroidered on his underwear, he did the he did the pouch for him.

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So so Rob, you're a good man.

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You stick behind your people. You did him a solid.

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So now he can walk around with an even bigger package.

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And I understand he's he's not hurting as it is.

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So so Jeffy X, thank you.

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So, you know, the other day I was running around doing errands and also I go, Bink.

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I'm like, hmm, what's that? Oh, shit. It's Jeffy X.

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It's a dude. I just uncovered some peppermint stuff that failed.

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Get the email in 10 minutes and then the email would disappear.

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So I had to run to a FedEx copy thing, download it there, fucking print it out.

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And then sure enough, just right after I got print out, Bink disappeared.

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So I have the list of peppermint stuff that Jeffy X got us because Jeffy X fucking rules.

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So the first one peppermint scented winter blend gasoline.

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You know, they do summer blend and winter blend.

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Yeah, I don't see a problem with that.

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No, me neither. I think it would smell great. Right.

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Yeah. You talk about being in the Christmas spirit.

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You're putting in gasoline and smelling peppermint and I mean, you know, singing ho, ho, ho.

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As you're spending $4 a gallon, something's got to put you in a good mood.

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Yeah, that's right. It's a little peppermint coming out of the...

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Little peppermint.

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Yeah, out of the old gas hole. It would be great. Yeah.

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I have no idea why they would turn that down.

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But quite frankly, it's kind of disappointing that the American public would shun peppermint flavored winter blend gasoline.

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So, okay. All right.

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The next one, and this is a perfect one too, and I was ready to buy some,

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You know, they did some focus groups and other stuff.

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So, peppermint flavored shoe inserts.

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What the hell's wrong with that?

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You know, you're working all day, your feet are a little sweaty, maybe not smell the best.

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Peppermint, right?

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That's perfect.

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Yeah, you take your shoes off and go, mmm, mmm, mmm. Man, smell that.

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I mean, after being on your feet all day, everybody gets a little bit, I swear to you.

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Yes. Peppermint flavored shoe.

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I don't care who you are. You get at least a little bit.

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It'll cover that. Come on.

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Yeah, people would like, go ahead and take your shoes off. It smells great.

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They wouldn't be like, dude, keep your shoes on, please.

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They'd be like, go ahead, man.

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You have the peppermint insults? You're fine.

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Take them off all you want.

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Yeah, I thought that was a good idea.

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Yeah, I thought so too. So, yeah.

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I don't know. I don't know what's wrong with the American public.

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Why they said no. I don't have answers on that.

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I'm just disappointed that we're not going to have peppermint flavored shoe insults.

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So, okay.

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The next one.

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I think I agree with this one, Rob, as much as I like to motherfuck everything.

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Peppermint flavored lasagna failed.

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I think I get it.

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I mean, the only thing I could think of is, you know, sometimes they put parsley on lasagna.

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It's like a breath thing. It's supposed to make your breath smell better.

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That's where the idea of parsley came on food.

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It's supposed to make your breath smell better.

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Well, I mean, they could put a little peppermint flakes on top of it instead of parsley, maybe, right?

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No? Okay, all right. Well, then we'll just leave that one right there.

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Stick with the parsley.

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Okay, all right. We'll stick with the parsley.

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Next one.

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Peppermint flavored distilled water.

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I mean, you know, if you got to use, like I use distilled water in my humidor for cigars.

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You have to use it because if not, it will cause a fungus.

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Regular water will cause a fungus on the cigars.

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So, I think the distilled water smell like peppermint is fine with me.

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I mean, I wouldn't mind that.

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Yeah, why not?

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So, but you know what? The public that was in on this, they turned it down.

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They said, no, we do not want peppermint flavored distilled water.

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So, yeah, I don't know what to say.

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I'm kind of flabbergasted like you guys are.

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I know you guys are standing there with your mouth open going, what?

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So are we.

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I know a few people who actually drink it.

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Yeah, yeah, why not?

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Take a couple gulps of that. Be a man, man.

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What?

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Hell yeah.

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So, anyhow, we're not going to get it.

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So, next one, peppermint flavored dish soap.

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Again, everything smells like peppermint. You're happy.

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We got women.

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Yeah, this is a tough crowd.

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Whoever they went up against on this, it's a tough crowd.

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Yeah, they're like, no dish soap, no shoe insults, no gasoline.

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Lasagna, we kind of see.

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I mean, I don't know.

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Really, really, yeah, we're just not going to get them.

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I'm sorry, guys.

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I didn't mean to tease you like that.

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And then you're like, oh, my God, peppermint flavored dish soap sounds great.

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You're not going to get it.

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It was turned down, denied.

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So the next one, and I love this one, peppermint flavored billy clubs.

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Now think about it, OK?

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There's a guy running from the cops, right?

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He just broke in, did a smashing grab, right?

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He's running down the road and they're like, you know, you see him on that P.D.

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Patrol live and all those shows, right?

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OK, so they're running down the road and they have to smack him with a club to get him to fucking lie down, right?

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Well, wouldn't it make him in a better mood if he smelled peppermint after they blasted him with a club?

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Or do you think that's too?

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The only problem I see with that is wouldn't the peppermint act kind of like a smelling salt?

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So you knock them out and then it automatically wakes them up from the scent.

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You know what?

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Maybe that's what the crowd that did the focus group was thinking is.

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They're like, you know what, we'll need this guy waking back up.

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So you know what?

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Forget it.

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We just got to whack him again.

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Yeah, you know what?

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You're right.

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You know what?

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You're right.

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You're right.

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And not only that, but the peppermint may make the cops in a better mood and they may let him go.

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Yeah, they may be like, you know, Merry Christmas.

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We know you just killed five people and did a smash and grab at the jewelry store.

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But you know what?

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We know that you erred and everybody's human.

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So Merry Christmas.

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So you might have a point there.

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That could happen.

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This next.

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We leave that one up to the officers.

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You know what?

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You're right.

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If they want peppermint flavored Billy Clubs, then that's fine.

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That's fine.

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They should have that right.

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I think everyone these PD stations, they should have peppermint flavored and non peppermint flavored Billy Clubs.

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Would that solve it?

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So if they want some peppermint flavored, they can just go grab one and go, you know what?

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I'm in a festive mood tonight.

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I'm going to get a peppermint one.

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And some nights are like, you know what?

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I'm fucking sick of this.

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I want a regular set at Billy Club where I can just beat the shit out of people because that's what I want to do tonight.

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So problem solved, right?

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We are too good, Rob.

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We are too good at this.

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I mean, we just solve everything.

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Comes on our desk.

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We fucking get it through.

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We do our job.

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That's right.

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Next one.

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Peppermint flavored shock collars.

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How can you go wrong with that?

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Someone getting the shit shocked out of him or a dog or something.

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And they smell peppermint.

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So it's not as bad.

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They call them down.

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They'd be like, oh, fuck.

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Oh, is that peppermint?

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Yeah, that still hurts, but that's peppermint.

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And I don't care.

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I don't.

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You can do whatever you fucking chop my balls off.

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It's fine.

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I smell peppermint.

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Yeah.

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But no, no, no.

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The next one I love, because this can target people to get you that, you know, like you

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need a certain demographic.

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Peppermint flavored vaccines.

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Right?

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I could see that.

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Yeah.

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You know, you got some people that are kind of like, I don't know if we want to do another

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vaccine or not.

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I don't know.

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Well, we already did a couple of jabs.

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I'm not sure if we need any more.

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And then the nurse breaks out with their peppermint flavored.

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First in line right here.

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Right?

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Yeah.

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Again, solving the problems.

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It comes on our desk.

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It gets through to the other side.

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That's just the way we roll, boys.

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That's the way we roll.

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You're welcome, America.

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Right, Rob?

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Yes.

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You're welcome.

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We do this because we care.

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All right.

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They got to rethink the peppermint in-soles.

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I know.

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That is a great idea.

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I'm going to write Dr. Scholes and say, hey, look, don't ask how I found this out, but

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I know what you guys did.

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I know that, you know, you're going to come out with peppermint flavored shoe insoles.

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Do it.

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I challenge you to do it.

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Let's both break it up and email.

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You want to do it?

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You want to do one too?

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Yeah.

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I'll be.

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I'll add one in.

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I'll go a step further.

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Everybody out there in podcast land, send Dr. Scholes a message and encourage them to

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continue on the peppermint flavored shoe insoles program.

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So the next one.

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Oh, I agree with this one, Rob.

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Peppermint flavored squid.

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Something's got to help it.

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Yeah.

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The squid ain't doing it for me on its own.

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That's for fucking sure.

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Yeah.

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Well, I can't stand seafood anyhow.

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I think I told this story before, but anyhow, I think I did last podcast actually, but anyhow,

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I can't, yeah.

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I don't like seafood anyhow, so it doesn't matter to me, but if I did, it would not be

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squid.

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So all right.

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Next one.

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Peppermint flavored sushi.

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Something's got to make that garbage smell good and edible, right?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's what I say.

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Yeah.

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Okay there.

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All right.

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It's not my choice of food.

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No.

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Nope.

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Nope.

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Me neither.

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My opinion.

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And last, but not least, and I love this idea, and I think it might've been Pandora that

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came up with the idea and then mixed it.

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Peppermint flavored two douchebags in a microphone winter episodes.

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Oh, come on.

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I know.

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I think it was Pandora that brought it up, and they were all gung ho with it, and then

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they did a couple of focus groups and people said, no, we want our two douchebags in a

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microphone.

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We want it regular Senate.

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So I mean, I really loved it at least on one winter episode.

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You know what?

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Hang on.

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Hang on, Rob.

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How about next Saturday after we do our Buffalo Pepsi challenge, why don't we go ahead and

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do a peppermint flavored episode?

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Just on our own.

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All right.

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Okay.

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You know what, guys?

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We're getting a peppermint flavored episode next Saturday.

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So we'll let you know.

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That way you can scratch and sniff it wherever you're listening to us, your car, at work,

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at home.

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Okay.

349
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So we'll let you know.

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That way you can sniff us and smell the peppermint.

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Does that sound reasonable, Rob?

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Oh, let's make it happen for our fans.

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All right.

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We're going to make it happen for our fans.

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Next Saturday, peppermint flavored two douchebags in a microphone special heartwarming winter

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Christmas episode.

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You're welcome, America, again.

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Again.

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We give.

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That's what we do.

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We give.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So that rounds off the list, Rob.

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And real quick, while we are all on Dr. Pepper's and stuff like that, I'll go ahead and cap

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this segment off real quick.

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Wendy's is looking to make everyone's hump day a little more enjoyable for the rest of

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the year.

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Starting November 8th, the fast food chain is offering customers a free six piece chicken

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nuggets with any purchase every Wednesday for the rest of 2023.

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The company announced last Wednesday.

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Whether you like your nuggets classic or spicy paired with one of our savory dipping sauces

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are perfectly plain.

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Wendy's chicken nuggets deliver with 100% white meat chicken breaded to crispy perfection.

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Now this is some holiday cheer we can all get behind a release on their website said

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how to get Wendy's free McNuggets or not McNuggets.

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They wouldn't be McNuggets.

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Wendy's free chicken nuggets.

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The deal is available only via Wendy's app or online ordering.

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Customers can also redeem the offer by scanning the digital Wendy's rewards offer card and

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the code in the restaurant.

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So if you want free nuggets chicken nuggets the rest of the year every Wednesday go to

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Wendy's buy you a soda small soda whatever and you got free nuggets.

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So and and they're pretty good too.

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I mean but the main thing is is the word free.

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So anyhow let's take a slow break.

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Let's take a slow break and Rob I think you had a segment you're going to go into didn't

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you we talked about yesterday.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I think it might have been a hygiene or something old west hygiene or was it American no it

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was American songwriter.

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Yeah American songwriter.

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And then followed closely by Asshole Hair Olympics.

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We will be.

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Well you also want another homework assignment for the night also.

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Yes I was going to get to that on the next segment.

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Yes you know what.

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Let's go.

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Well let's do the surprise segment when we get back.

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OK.

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All right.

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OK.

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We will be right back in a couple of minutes.

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Hello.

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This is Satan.

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You might know me from my pet name inflation.

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I'm going to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to two douchebags

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and microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

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I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that day.

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Enjoy.

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Next up things over heard in.

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Howard Stern just signed a 10 year contract extension.

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Two douchebags and a microphone says you ever dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake

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up with a spoon in your ass.

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Just asking.

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You need protection from fucktards.

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You know how people come in and fuck with you constantly.

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You need answers.

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You need solutions.

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Smack the nuts.

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That's right.

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Smacking the nuts is what you need.

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Smacking the nuts get rid of said losers in no time flat.

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Smack the nuts.

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Available everywhere wherever you buy self defense items.

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Here are just a few testimonials from some satisfied customers.

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Stupid fuck sack come to me.

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You talk stupid.

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00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,960
You know let me go.

431
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Smell like sack of shit.

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He's big talk all over.

433
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I remember smacking balls.

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I use shit sack.

435
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Shit sack lie on ground.

436
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I walk off.

437
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:15,920
Thank you smacking the balls.

438
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:20,840
You saved me from smelly smelly spit.

439
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:24,640
Well I had this stupid son of a bitch come around me.

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He would not shut his fucking yap or for nothing.

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He gets up on me and he talks all stupid.

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And I didn't know what to do.

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I could not shake this motherfucker like a booger.

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Then I remember smacking the nuts.

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I pulled out old smacking the nuts and that motherfucker went down like a sack of fucking

446
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potatoes.

447
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,440
Thank you smacking the nuts.

448
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You saved me once again from stupid motherfuckers.

449
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Smacking the nuts.

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I couldn't leave home without it.

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And I'm Rob.

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Alright.

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I had an assignment and we both had an assignment the other day that we have completed.

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And this is playful.

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This is not mean spirited.

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Not trying to hurt anybody.

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No not being mad at them.

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Just say sorry.

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Yeah yeah a little ha ha.

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You know shits and giggles.

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He he's.

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All that okay.

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One famous person gets a flick in the balls.

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One famous person gets a yank on the nipple.

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And one famous person gets a playful bite on the ass cheek.

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So Rob I look to you and who did you pick and why for a flick in the balls.

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Caitlyn Jenner.

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If you remember right.

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Yes.

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On the episode where we could stop time.

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I wanted to see I have yet to find out so I'm going to flick it.

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I gotcha.

473
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You want to find out if the deal was done right.

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Yeah I want to know if he went all the way or not.

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Or if he pushed out and said no I'm going to keep the fucking dang good joint.

476
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:33,440
Yeah yeah yeah.

477
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I'm going to keep the farm animal you know.

478
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Yeah you know what because he's not very specific on whether he kept the farm animal or not

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right.

480
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Yeah.

481
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,320
Yeah so okay.

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Mine is Jamie from Progressive.

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He just looks he looks like he needs a flick on his balls doesn't he.

484
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He looks like he'd like it.

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He may like it yes.

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But I'm going to wear a couple of gloves okay.

487
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And I'm going to make sure that there's other people around when I do it.

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00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:08,960
And then.

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Yeah you definitely will.

490
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I'm going to flick him in the balls and I'm going to leave.

491
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No explanation.

492
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:14,360
Sound fine.

493
00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,360
Sound right.

494
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I think that's the way to do it.

495
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:19,360
Sound good to me.

496
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,360
Okay.

497
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,360
All right.

498
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:22,360
Okay.

499
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:23,360
Next.

500
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The yank on the nipple.

501
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:28,840
Who does it go to and why Rob?

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O'Virra.

503
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,720
Another great one.

504
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:35,720
Okay.

505
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:36,720
Well.

506
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:39,720
She's allegedly gay.

507
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,680
So I don't think she'd mind.

508
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:43,680
I know I wouldn't.

509
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,840
Yeah you know what.

510
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:46,840
Why not.

511
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:47,840
Why not.

512
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:48,840
You know.

513
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:49,840
She was a child her.

514
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:50,840
Her job.

515
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:55,760
You know what and she's a she's too old to like really hurt you when she hits you.

516
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:56,760
Yeah.

517
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:57,760
Yeah.

518
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,480
So it's a win win.

519
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,120
I like your thought process Rob.

520
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:04,680
I think that's great.

521
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:05,680
Mine.

522
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:06,680
The yank.

523
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:10,040
On the nipple goes to Vince from Sham Wow.

524
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,480
Remember him.

525
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,480
I like that one too.

526
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,480
I think it'd be funny just go up and go.

527
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:17,480
Yo man what you doing?

528
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,480
Yanking your fucking nipple Vince.

529
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,320
What you gonna do about it?

530
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,320
Yo man.

531
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:23,320
I don't know.

532
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:24,320
Oh yeah.

533
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:25,320
Yeah shut up Vince.

534
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,320
Here.

535
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:31,320
I think he would be a great candidate for a nipple yank.

536
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:32,320
Yeah.

537
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:33,320
He would.

538
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,320
Yeah.

539
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:35,320
Yeah.

540
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,320
He would.

541
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,320
But then you calm him down you know.

542
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:44,200
And you give him a I don't know a bowl of pasta or something you know whatever.

543
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,200
Half a watermelon.

544
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,200
Whatever.

545
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,920
You know whatever Vince likes.

546
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,240
So alright.

547
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:53,560
Next bite on the ass cheek.

548
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:58,400
Who and why?

549
00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,400
I think I.

550
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:00,400
I.

551
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:03,760
This is the one that I had this thought about.

552
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:04,760
Me too.

553
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:09,320
I had to go with Uncle Cy Robertson.

554
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,160
From Dark Dynasty.

555
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,160
Just because.

556
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:17,160
You don't have to explain that to me.

557
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,160
His reaction would be hilarious.

558
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,160
Exactly.

559
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:23,880
I already understood that before you even said it Rob.

560
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:27,400
Yeah his reaction would be classic.

561
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:32,040
Hell and tarnation is going on back there.

562
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:35,040
Who and the devil is biting my ass cheek?

563
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,240
Wow this shit ain't right.

564
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:44,000
I best go get me something and protect my ass.

565
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,720
Alrighty.

566
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:51,920
Mine bite on the ass cheek goes it's a tie between two people.

567
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,960
Dustin Hoffman.

568
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,680
I have no reason for it all.

569
00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:01,000
I don't know why I want to bite him on the ass cheek but I do.

570
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,800
I can understand that.

571
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,180
Maybe it's just a reaction like you said.

572
00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:07,480
Maybe it's that.

573
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:12,200
But I think it would be fucking fantastic to run up there, fucking yank his trousers

574
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:17,480
down and then run off.

575
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,440
But he probably has that old person stench too.

576
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:25,560
So he needs peppermint underwear.

577
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:29,040
He needs peppermint underwear.

578
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,040
What were you saying?

579
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,840
I said you know Uncle Si would need.

580
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:39,400
Oh God yeah Uncle Si, his fucking ball gravy roux.

581
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:47,520
And then the tie is with Dustin Hoffman and Jake from State Farm.

582
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,440
Jake from State Farm is needed.

583
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:52,200
Where's the other name?

584
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,200
Either.

585
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,200
Either?

586
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,200
Either.

587
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,200
Either one.

588
00:30:56,200 --> 00:31:01,640
If your name is Jake from State Farm you get an ass bite.

589
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:05,280
A playful bite on the ass cheek.

590
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,280
So alright Rob.

591
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:12,240
So if you're sitting in a State Farm office you better be watching to see if your name

592
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:13,240
is Jake or not.

593
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,520
If your name is Jake you better fucking watch out for your ass cheeks because they're in

594
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:17,520
a good bit.

595
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,400
And it's nothing personal we love you.

596
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,400
Yeah.

597
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:22,400
It's all up to us.

598
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:26,080
It needs to happen.

599
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,320
So alright great assignment Rob.

600
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,960
Thank you for pulling through and getting that done.

601
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:32,960
Very prompt man.

602
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:33,960
I actually kind of liked that one.

603
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:34,960
I did too.

604
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:35,960
We're going to do more of them.

605
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:36,960
It's going to be a regular segment.

606
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,960
So alright Rob we turn to you.

607
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:44,600
You had a very interesting list you told me about after the show last night.

608
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,920
I'm ready to hear it.

609
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:51,560
And I think so is America and surrounding countries all over.

610
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:58,640
Well it is and another American songwriter.

611
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:02,680
I tell you what I cannot pick my favorite between this and Old West Hygiene.

612
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,040
Both of them are so fucking good.

613
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:08,040
So anyhow.

614
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:17,080
Okay this one is four classic rock songs that play backwards for eerie messages.

615
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:22,600
I bet I already did but go ahead.

616
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:26,240
The first one I'm So Tired The Beatles.

617
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:34,400
In the mid-1960s there was a rumor that Paul McCartney had died and had been replaced by

618
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:35,400
a body double.

619
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:42,960
That idea was confirmed when people listened to certain songs from the band played backwards

620
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:48,880
including I'm So Tired which seems to have John Lennon saying I miss him.

621
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:54,720
Other songs like Strawberry Fields also send that message.

622
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,520
Like Lennon saying I buried Paul O.

623
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,520
Okay number two.

624
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,520
They're Away to Heaven.

625
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:16,800
There are long-bent rumors about web-weapon guitarist Jimmy Page being into the occult.

626
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,680
He lived in Alistair Crowley's house.

627
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,320
He lived in Alistair Crowley's old home.

628
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:29,280
He admitted he was in the occult and he was a heroin addict.

629
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,480
And his suspecting fans needed any more evidence.

630
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,440
Allegedly on all that.

631
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:35,440
Allegedly.

632
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,440
All they needed to do was play the group's famous hit Stay Away to Heaven backwards to

633
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:46,560
hear Reed sing a Robert Plant song lyrics like Oh Here's to My Sweet Satan.

634
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:50,160
Yes it goes drink a whiskey in a cup.

635
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,160
Here's to my sweet Satan.

636
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,240
Here's to my sweet Satan.

637
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:58,360
And then it goes on to some other stuff that is not so legible that they claim they say

638
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,920
but I've never heard what they actually say.

639
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,000
I've listened to that backmasking.

640
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,160
I've listened to some of the Beatles.

641
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,200
The Beatles one that they're talking about in specific is clear as day.

642
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,200
It was meant to be in there.

643
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,880
Paul is a dead man.

644
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:14,880
I miss him so.

645
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,920
I miss him so.

646
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:17,920
Yeah.

647
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,600
And that's not in just one song.

648
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,280
That's in three songs.

649
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,480
And it's plain as day.

650
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:32,000
Ringo Starr recently came out not too long ago and said that Paul McCartney was replaced

651
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:37,240
by that cop up in Canada and then he did die.

652
00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:38,560
But I find that hard to believe.

653
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:42,440
How can you find someone who looks like him and can sing and has the musical talent like

654
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,440
him?

655
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,440
Yeah.

656
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,320
I don't know.

657
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,080
Maybe it's Ringo just trying to stir up shit.

658
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:56,760
But I've always had trouble believing that even though how kind of weird and cool it

659
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:57,760
is.

660
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:01,480
Especially being a teenager, you know, and seeing this stuff.

661
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:02,480
But anyhow, go ahead with your list.

662
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:03,480
I'm getting sidetracked.

663
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,480
I'm sorry.

664
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,480
No, you're fine.

665
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:06,480
You're fine.

666
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:07,480
It's a short list anyway.

667
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:08,480
Okay.

668
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,480
Okay.

669
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:10,480
Number three.

670
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,480
665 by Soundberg.

671
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,480
What does that say in it?

672
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:13,480
The Seattle-born Grounds band.

673
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:25,640
Soundberg offers an interesting song to this list.

674
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:31,520
Their track 665, which of course is one new more after Devilish 666.

675
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:37,600
Yeah, we used to tease around and call it neighbor of the beast.

676
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,840
Includes the backwards lyrics.

677
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:41,840
Santa is king.

678
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,840
Santa is king.

679
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:43,840
Hail Santa.

680
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:48,840
Not quite hail Satan, but maybe that's why the band titled it 665.

681
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:55,280
You know what they were doing was they were making fun of backmasking.

682
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,280
I love that.

683
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,280
That's what it sounds like to me.

684
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:04,160
I was a huge Chris Cornell fan, even his solo stuff.

685
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,760
And he did have a sense of humor.

686
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:12,440
And I could see him and Kim Thal and all those guys getting together and going, ha ha ha.

687
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:15,480
Let's not do Satan, let's do Santa.

688
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,480
I think it's brilliant.

689
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:17,480
I love it.

690
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,480
And I'm going to have to YouTube it and listen to that.

691
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,480
I love that.

692
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:21,480
Go ahead, Rob.

693
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,480
And number four.

694
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:23,480
Finally.

695
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:24,480
Okay.

696
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:33,600
Another one bites the dust by Queen.

697
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:34,600
What does that say?

698
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,600
I'm not sure if I ever knew that one.

699
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:45,320
This energetic hit from the British-born rock band Queen also includes a secret message.

700
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:50,200
It's dastardly if you believe cannabis is the devil's weed.

701
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,200
Like some.

702
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:56,200
Indeed, some man, Freddie Mercury sings backwards.

703
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,200
It's fun to smoke marijuana.

704
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,200
Oh, I did.

705
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,200
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

706
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,200
Yeah.

707
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,200
It's in words like Boyle.

708
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:06,560
He said it's a little more to decipher, but it's definitely there.

709
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:10,080
That's one of them that they say is there, but I'm not so sure it is.

710
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:16,160
I think they're stretching a bit, but it's when he's going, you know, bite the duck day.

711
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:19,000
You know how he does that on that song.

712
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,520
He's just doing his Freddie stuff.

713
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:21,520
He's making noise.

714
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,520
He's making sound.

715
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,600
It sounds good.

716
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,120
I'm not so sure that's in there.

717
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:32,320
That could have been a byproduct of not really speaking anything and just speaking song.

718
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:36,800
You know, so very well, but who knows?

719
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:43,520
Anyhow, anyone that did back masking was actually brilliant because what they did was teenagers

720
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:48,120
like me went home, spun the record backwards and ruined them and then had to buy another

721
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:49,120
one.

722
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:52,440
And then you told friends, hey, I heard this message in here.

723
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,920
They're like, oh, bullshit.

724
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,200
And then you play it for them.

725
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,080
And then you're on the hook for another record.

726
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,080
It was brilliant.

727
00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:59,080
Brilliant.

728
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,080
I went through tons of.

729
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,080
I went through.

730
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,080
We all do.

731
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,080
We all did.

732
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:08,640
We didn't have YouTube or anything like that back then in the 80s to to, you know, go,

733
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:12,120
hey, YouTube, I want to hear the back masking of Led Zeppelin.

734
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,520
Pink takes you there because you can do that right now.

735
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:18,520
All this back masking, the Pink Floyd one, ELO.

736
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,560
Let's see.

737
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,800
Music is reversible.

738
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,200
Time is not.

739
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,200
Turn back.

740
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:27,200
Turn back.

741
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,200
That's ELO.

742
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,200
Pink Floyd.

743
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,200
Congratulations.

744
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,200
You have found our back masking.

745
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,480
You win a car or something like that or you win something.

746
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,000
I forgot exactly what it was.

747
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:42,480
There's been a lot of groups making fun of back masking that have came out like clearcut

748
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:46,200
messages that they that they did put in there.

749
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,400
So anyhow, pretty cool.

750
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,400
Cool, Rob.

751
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:50,400
I like that a lot.

752
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,400
So yeah, I liked it too.

753
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,400
Cool.

754
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:59,120
So we got this little hairy asshole Olympics thing hanging in the air here.

755
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,640
We got to start working on.

756
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,120
We begin a little lazy on it.

757
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:07,080
So Rob, you have the list.

758
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,080
So would you like to?

759
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,080
Well, OK.

760
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,080
I have my list somewhere.

761
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:15,080
Go ahead and start with your list.

762
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,080
I've got two of yours.

763
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:19,080
I've got two.

764
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,600
Well, just read off your list and I'll read off mine.

765
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:22,600
I have it here.

766
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:23,600
I found it the other day.

767
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:24,880
I just got to find it.

768
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:33,520
So while you're doing that, I'm going to be pilfering through my shit and find my list.

769
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:36,600
Oh, I found it right there.

770
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:37,600
No more pilfering.

771
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,600
I got it.

772
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,200
There you go.

773
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,280
See just like that, it's solved.

774
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,280
All right.

775
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,280
Still, Rob, go ahead.

776
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:54,840
OK, first off, I'm going to fill in my actual final contestant of the original number two.

777
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,840
Before we add others.

778
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:57,840
OK.

779
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,840
Robin Williams.

780
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,960
OK.

781
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:07,840
Who's he going against?

782
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:12,440
Well, your final one.

783
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,440
Zach Galifianakis.

784
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,800
I'm going to have to go with Zach.

785
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:25,160
That fucking that hair on his face and his chest is unbelievable.

786
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:34,400
Actually, I'm thinking.

787
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,680
I read what Topher might say on this.

788
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:38,680
You want to?

789
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,680
I think it would have to do with age.

790
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:41,680
OK.

791
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:42,680
You know what?

792
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,680
We're going to I'm going to send that to Topher.

793
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:45,680
No, no.

794
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,680
I'm going to go with Zach too.

795
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,240
Oh, OK.

796
00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,240
All right.

797
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:51,240
Zach.

798
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,240
Because of Robin Williams.

799
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:54,240
Well, plus Robin is no longer with us.

800
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:57,240
But still, his age.

801
00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:58,240
OK.

802
00:40:58,240 --> 00:40:59,240
All right.

803
00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:04,040
Zach G gets the first round there.

804
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:07,040
All righty.

805
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:10,040
Next up.

806
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:17,760
How about Hank?

807
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,760
Hank Jr. versus Rob Zombie.

808
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:27,600
I have a couple of more.

809
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:28,840
I have a couple of more.

810
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:29,840
But anyhow.

811
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:33,160
Yeah, I know you do.

812
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:37,240
I'm going to think Rob Zombie.

813
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,960
Because Hank is quite a bit older.

814
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:44,080
I think his asshole hair is probably falling out too.

815
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,160
And I think Rob Zombie is in his prime.

816
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,160
He's got hair everywhere.

817
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:50,560
And also, I go back to dreads like you do.

818
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:51,560
Yeah.

819
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:52,720
All right.

820
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:58,640
So Rob Zombie takes that one.

821
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,600
OK.

822
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,240
Next one.

823
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:05,560
Mick Foley.

824
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,560
One against you.

825
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:11,000
Tofer.

826
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:15,360
So do you want to bring out a wild card to go against him?

827
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:16,360
Or do I want to?

828
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:17,360
I got one more wild card.

829
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,360
You got a wild card you want to throw against Mick Foley?

830
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,360
Or you want me to do it?

831
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,360
Well, I'm sure I'm deeper.

832
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:28,360
So I guess I need to.

833
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:29,360
OK.

834
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:32,360
Let's go Mr. Bob Marley.

835
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:33,360
Oh.

836
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:36,360
Let's go back to the dreads.

837
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,360
Oh, wow.

838
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:39,480
You know what?

839
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:43,480
I'm willing to give this one to Tofer.

840
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,120
I am in a standstill on this.

841
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:46,560
I don't know who to go for.

842
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,520
Because Mick Foley has got hair everywhere.

843
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,040
But Bob Marley has dreads.

844
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:55,240
What do you think?

845
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:56,560
What's your take?

846
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,120
Yeah, I think we're going to have to hand that one to Tofer.

847
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,320
All right.

848
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,200
OK.

849
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:09,120
Bob Marley versus Mick Foley.

850
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:16,120
OK, and that goes to Tofer.

851
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:17,000
All right.

852
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,200
OK.

853
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:25,760
Now, we're going to have to talk off the air about how

854
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,560
we're going to introduce them to the other ones and all that.

855
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:35,280
We'll figure out a schedule how to start battling them

856
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,240
against each other.

857
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:41,400
We can talk that out in a little bit

858
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,080
after we get done with this podcast.

859
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:47,480
I've got several different ideas of how we can do it.

860
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,200
We can even introduce some more people

861
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,120
if you want to do another crop or if you

862
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,160
want to gather everything that we've done together

863
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,920
and then have them face off and come up

864
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:58,200
with like two or three winners to go against everybody else.

865
00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:59,520
We can do that.

866
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,880
So all right, that is this edition

867
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,280
of Asshole Hair Olympics.

868
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:06,680
One of them's up in the air.

869
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:10,120
It's going to go to Tofer and he will make the deciding vote.

870
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:13,120
And so let's take us a little break and.

871
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:20,080
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

872
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,800
It's strange insults from an alien.

873
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,920
Real hilarity.

874
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:30,640
You look like you smell like cheese.

875
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:31,520
Oh, shit.

876
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,520
What's that over there?

877
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:34,720
Oh, no.

878
00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:36,720
It's island of horrible jokes.

879
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:37,220
Ugh.

880
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:47,480
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide pods.

881
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:51,360
It's harder to deter gents.

882
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:55,720
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

883
00:44:55,720 --> 00:45:03,100
Somewhere in the heavens, your great Grammy Gertrude

884
00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:08,480
is crying because her little Bebo is listening to this film.

885
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:12,160
Next up, things overheard in hell.

886
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:16,880
The brand new Kale Cola started selling nationwide yesterday.

887
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,120
Wow.

888
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,600
The apocalypse just happened.

889
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,600
You don't know what to do.

890
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,080
You don't know where to go.

891
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:30,560
But we can tell you what you can eat.

892
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,720
Garlic mustard could and should be a go to food

893
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:35,160
during an apocalypse.

894
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:37,920
Garlic mustard is plentiful everywhere.

895
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,400
It is actually an invasive weed.

896
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:44,800
But it can be very delicious and easily taken

897
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,920
from about any pasture.

898
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:50,920
Garlic mustard can be stewed or even pan fried

899
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,720
for delicious taste.

900
00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:54,960
It can also be added to other ingredients,

901
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:58,040
whether it's a salad or any other type of food

902
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,320
to enhance it.

903
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:03,640
Garlic mustard should be a go to staple during the apocalypse.

904
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:06,600
As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum.

905
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:29,960
Two douche bags and a microphone.

906
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:31,920
Hello, I'm Mark.

907
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:33,800
And I'm Rob.

908
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:37,800
Did you read or hear about the Tyreke Hill story,

909
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:41,160
what he did in Germany?

910
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,120
No, I didn't.

911
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,760
I actually love this Rob.

912
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:48,680
Tyreke Hill, he goes undercover to surprise chiefs fans

913
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,080
in Germany.

914
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:51,840
People had no idea who he was.

915
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:53,280
He wore a really good disguise.

916
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,760
Look it up online.

917
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:58,840
There's actual video because he had to film some of it.

918
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,080
Tyreke Hill still holds some warm feelings

919
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,760
towards his former team, the chiefs and their fans.

920
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,480
Before last week's game between the Dolphins and the Chiefs

921
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:09,000
kicked off in Frankfurt, Hill decided

922
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,960
to surprise a lucky chiefs fan on the streets who

923
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:13,480
was in town for the game.

924
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:16,800
But he did this to a few people, not just this one guy.

925
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:19,560
The seven time pro bowler dressed in a disguise,

926
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:22,360
which included a long wig, mustache, and beard.

927
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,040
He even spoke in a different accent

928
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,760
so fans wouldn't suspect him.

929
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:31,120
He went around to various fans wearing chiefs attire

930
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,680
on the street asking if they would

931
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:35,680
be interested in being in an NFL video.

932
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,720
Many fans turned him down without knowing

933
00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:40,440
whose invitation they were declining.

934
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,680
Then one fan accepted the challenge.

935
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,080
The fan admitted that Hill was the number one player

936
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,000
on his fantasy team.

937
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,840
Once the fan named a multitude of famous athletes

938
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:52,520
based on their photo, Hill took off his disguise

939
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,360
and completely shocked the fan.

940
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,440
He thanked him for all the fantasy points the fan did.

941
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:01,000
Hill currently leaves NFL with 1,076 receiving yards

942
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,360
and 8 receiving touchdowns through nine games.

943
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,600
But he got none of them against the chiefs

944
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,600
and he only got 60 yards.

945
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:11,240
And he gave up the fumble for the touchdown.

946
00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:13,120
But despite the great year Hill is having,

947
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,160
the chiefs got the better of him and the Dolphins.

948
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:20,160
On Sunday, winning 21 to 14, the ex-wife of late,

949
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,400
oh wait a minute, that's a different story, shit.

950
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,240
Okay.

951
00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:26,600
Shit, it got me, man.

952
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:28,960
It folded over and I'm like, hey.

953
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:30,640
And then I'm like, wait a minute, oops.

954
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:31,600
All right.

955
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:32,680
So I love that.

956
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:33,520
I think that's great.

957
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,360
How do they say who's ex-wife?

958
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:40,360
No, this is an interesting story here if you want to hear it.

959
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:46,640
You know that Jamie Lane of Orant, he's dead now,

960
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:51,880
but when he was alive, I guess,

961
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,320
well it would have had been when he was alive.

962
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:59,320
He was like drugged and raped by his producer,

963
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:03,360
is what Bobby Brown says, his former wife.

964
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,240
The ex-wife of late Orant frontman, Jamie Lane,

965
00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:09,080
has said the vocalist told her that he was drugged and raped

966
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,720
by a member of a heavy metal band

967
00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:13,920
and their manager early in his career.

968
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,940
The model and author who appeared in the video

969
00:49:15,940 --> 00:49:19,240
for Orant's 1990 hit single, Cherry Pie,

970
00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:21,600
was speaking with Fox News about her new book,

971
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:25,720
Cherry on Top, Flirty Forty Somethin' and Funny as Fuck

972
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:27,840
is what the name of the book is.

973
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:32,840
So anyhow, the website pointed to her comments

974
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,800
that Lane could have used the Me Too movement

975
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:40,400
if it had been around prior to his death in 2011.

976
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,920
Brown replied, at the moment he admitted he was drugged

977
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:45,400
and raped by a member of a famous heavy metal band

978
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:49,080
and their manager, it was devastating to hear.

979
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,080
He admitted this before his death.

980
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,520
So that could be why he was so tortured.

981
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:58,520
He really was.

982
00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:01,780
He could not get off alcohol and drugs

983
00:50:01,780 --> 00:50:05,540
and despite all his success and everything,

984
00:50:05,540 --> 00:50:07,420
he was a miserable person

985
00:50:07,420 --> 00:50:10,260
and this would explain a lot of that.

986
00:50:11,340 --> 00:50:16,100
So find it interesting that that went on.

987
00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:20,460
I would like to know what famous heavy metal band that was

988
00:50:20,460 --> 00:50:21,340
and who did it.

989
00:50:21,340 --> 00:50:22,820
It would be nice to know.

990
00:50:22,820 --> 00:50:24,740
That would be interesting to know.

991
00:50:24,740 --> 00:50:26,300
Yeah, yeah.

992
00:50:26,300 --> 00:50:30,100
So, yeah, yeah.

993
00:50:30,100 --> 00:50:32,380
That one kinda caught me off guard when I read it.

994
00:50:32,380 --> 00:50:33,780
I'm like, what?

995
00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:35,300
Really?

996
00:50:35,300 --> 00:50:39,540
So anyhow, while we're speaking music,

997
00:50:39,540 --> 00:50:41,780
during an appearance on Yesterday,

998
00:50:41,780 --> 00:50:44,820
this is a couple weeks ago,

999
00:50:44,820 --> 00:50:48,160
and this would be the Halloween episode

1000
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:50,660
of Sirius XM's Trunk Nation with Eddie Trunk,

1001
00:50:50,660 --> 00:50:52,500
Motley Crue guitarist Mick Mars

1002
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:55,540
was asked why the songs he recorded back in 2016

1003
00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:58,300
with former Motley Crue singer John Carrabbi

1004
00:50:58,300 --> 00:51:02,820
are not including in his upcoming debut solo album,

1005
00:51:02,820 --> 00:51:04,900
which me and Davey are fuckin'.

1006
00:51:04,900 --> 00:51:09,060
Man, we heard some of that stuff and we really liked it.

1007
00:51:09,060 --> 00:51:13,600
And we were hopin' that the stuff with John Carrabbi

1008
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:15,660
would come out on Mick Mars' album

1009
00:51:15,660 --> 00:51:19,140
because I love the stuff they did with John Carrabbi.

1010
00:51:19,140 --> 00:51:21,180
I would not call it Motley Crue.

1011
00:51:21,180 --> 00:51:22,740
I would not call it Motley Crue.

1012
00:51:22,740 --> 00:51:24,380
It's not Motley Crue.

1013
00:51:24,380 --> 00:51:28,580
But it's like, it was three members of Motley Crue

1014
00:51:28,580 --> 00:51:30,300
with John Carrabbi.

1015
00:51:30,300 --> 00:51:33,280
But it was a great band, they sounded great.

1016
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:36,620
So I was really anxious to hear this music

1017
00:51:36,620 --> 00:51:40,220
and they put out some snippets like six years ago,

1018
00:51:40,220 --> 00:51:43,780
seven years ago, and then I watched John Carrabbi

1019
00:51:43,780 --> 00:51:46,520
down at the scene nightclub in Independence,

1020
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:50,880
and he had a little question thing in between songs.

1021
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:52,620
He said, you know, you guys got a question for me?

1022
00:51:52,620 --> 00:51:53,700
Just ask.

1023
00:51:53,700 --> 00:51:55,140
And he goes, I'm sick and tired

1024
00:51:55,140 --> 00:51:56,860
of talkin' about the Mick Mars thing.

1025
00:51:56,860 --> 00:52:00,340
He goes, last I knew, it was all up to him.

1026
00:52:00,340 --> 00:52:02,580
I recorded everything I was supposed to do.

1027
00:52:02,580 --> 00:52:05,540
And he is supposed to put the finishing touches on it.

1028
00:52:05,540 --> 00:52:09,060
But he said, I have not heard anything else from him.

1029
00:52:09,060 --> 00:52:11,040
So, I don't know.

1030
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:16,040
So, anyhow, okay, it's not included in his new album

1031
00:52:17,780 --> 00:52:19,260
comin' up, The Other Side of Mars.

1032
00:52:19,260 --> 00:52:22,460
Mick said, as transcribed by Blabbermouth,

1033
00:52:22,460 --> 00:52:25,620
I felt the songs were just a little not strong enough.

1034
00:52:25,620 --> 00:52:27,900
And there's a certain person that kind of interfered

1035
00:52:27,900 --> 00:52:30,220
with that, and I'm not gonna say his name,

1036
00:52:30,220 --> 00:52:32,700
but he kinda like messed some things up.

1037
00:52:32,700 --> 00:52:34,920
The songs were wrong, parts in there

1038
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:37,620
that shouldn't be in there, and blah, blah, blah.

1039
00:52:37,620 --> 00:52:40,340
It isn't a long story, but it was kinda like,

1040
00:52:40,340 --> 00:52:42,640
this ain't gonna fly, so I shelved it.

1041
00:52:43,620 --> 00:52:46,300
Asked by host Eddie Trunk to clarify

1042
00:52:46,300 --> 00:52:48,380
that it was a third party who was involved

1043
00:52:48,380 --> 00:52:51,900
in the project, not Karabi, who kinda mucked it up.

1044
00:52:51,900 --> 00:52:54,260
Mick said, yeah, I was kind of duped.

1045
00:52:54,260 --> 00:52:56,500
That's all I have to say by a third party,

1046
00:52:56,500 --> 00:52:58,180
and that's it, that's all.

1047
00:52:58,180 --> 00:53:01,660
I got rid of him and went on and searched for other people.

1048
00:53:01,660 --> 00:53:04,820
I mean, look, I found Michael Wagner after a while.

1049
00:53:05,780 --> 00:53:07,540
He lives just down the street.

1050
00:53:08,420 --> 00:53:11,020
I'm really happy and satisfied with the album.

1051
00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:14,500
And he really did not offer that much more

1052
00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:18,020
about John Karabi, and I don't quite understand

1053
00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:20,300
why he wouldn't wanna work with John Karabi.

1054
00:53:21,180 --> 00:53:23,380
I mean, it kinda almost seems like he doesn't wanna

1055
00:53:23,380 --> 00:53:25,380
work with him, doesn't it?

1056
00:53:25,380 --> 00:53:26,220
Yeah.

1057
00:53:27,260 --> 00:53:30,900
I don't know why, so that's too bad,

1058
00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:33,780
because I view John Karabi, from what I know,

1059
00:53:33,780 --> 00:53:37,340
and can see, and heard, and listen to him,

1060
00:53:37,340 --> 00:53:38,720
as a pretty decent dude.

1061
00:53:40,340 --> 00:53:44,180
So, oh, whatever, I guess we probably won't get

1062
00:53:44,180 --> 00:53:46,300
any music like that, it doesn't sound.

1063
00:53:46,300 --> 00:53:50,300
So, I just hope that Mick does a little tour.

1064
00:53:50,300 --> 00:53:53,340
I will go see him wherever, he lives in Nashville.

1065
00:53:53,340 --> 00:53:54,700
If he would do one in Nashville,

1066
00:53:54,700 --> 00:53:56,640
I would fly to Nashville in our flight,

1067
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,900
no problem, and go see him there.

1068
00:53:58,900 --> 00:54:02,100
So come on, Mick, love to see ya.

1069
00:54:02,100 --> 00:54:02,940
Don't wanna see you.

1070
00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:04,880
Or you could hit the filthy bean while we're there.

1071
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:09,500
Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we have to, oh my God.

1072
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:12,620
Yeah, I bet he's getting a lot of stuff with us.

1073
00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:16,100
Rick is, Rick is, I talked him off the ledge the other day,

1074
00:54:16,100 --> 00:54:18,860
he said, man, he said, everything was going so good,

1075
00:54:18,860 --> 00:54:21,540
and I said, look, we gotta get some logistic stuff

1076
00:54:21,540 --> 00:54:23,300
figured out, but we will be there.

1077
00:54:24,180 --> 00:54:26,020
So, he said, okay.

1078
00:54:26,020 --> 00:54:29,180
Oh, and he's still pissed off about the chocolates.

1079
00:54:31,980 --> 00:54:34,500
I know, he said something about that, he said,

1080
00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:37,940
if I buy you guys a stay at the Omni again,

1081
00:54:37,940 --> 00:54:39,900
well, he gets them on points, he doesn't buy them,

1082
00:54:39,900 --> 00:54:43,520
he hasn't, but he said, if you guys touch

1083
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:46,220
my fucking chocolates, that's it.

1084
00:54:46,220 --> 00:54:51,220
I promised him, Rob, you and I cannot touch his chocolates

1085
00:54:51,620 --> 00:54:52,780
like me and Topher did.

1086
00:54:54,900 --> 00:54:56,780
I didn't know that was gonna upset him so bad,

1087
00:54:56,780 --> 00:54:58,900
because he said, you bring the chocolates to me.

1088
00:54:58,900 --> 00:55:01,860
Okay, okay, I'll bring my own.

1089
00:55:01,860 --> 00:55:04,420
I'll bring my own, too, I didn't know it bothered him that.

1090
00:55:04,420 --> 00:55:08,540
So bad, so Rick, I know you'll listen, I'm sorry,

1091
00:55:08,540 --> 00:55:11,940
I'm sorry about the chocolates, I can't rewind what I did,

1092
00:55:11,940 --> 00:55:14,860
all I can do is go forward very humbly and tell you,

1093
00:55:14,860 --> 00:55:17,300
I'm sorry and it'll never happen again.

1094
00:55:17,300 --> 00:55:20,380
The chocolates are your chocolates, and every day

1095
00:55:20,380 --> 00:55:23,380
I will harvest them from the pillow when I come in the room.

1096
00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:26,140
Right?

1097
00:55:26,140 --> 00:55:27,700
And you haven't even met me yet,

1098
00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:28,980
you gotta give me a chance.

1099
00:55:28,980 --> 00:55:31,660
Yeah, yeah, come on, that was me and Topher.

1100
00:55:31,660 --> 00:55:32,500
Come on, be fair about this.

1101
00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:35,020
Yes, come on, now Rob has never stolen

1102
00:55:35,020 --> 00:55:38,260
any of your chocolates like me and Topher have.

1103
00:55:38,260 --> 00:55:42,740
So we beg you to please give Rob a chance.

1104
00:55:42,740 --> 00:55:45,260
Rob would have smacked me in the head and said,

1105
00:55:45,260 --> 00:55:47,980
no Mark, don't take the man's chocolates.

1106
00:55:47,980 --> 00:55:49,940
Me and Topher, we have no control,

1107
00:55:49,940 --> 00:55:52,500
we just grabbed him and started munching.

1108
00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:56,260
So, so there you go, it won't happen again.

1109
00:55:58,580 --> 00:56:00,180
He doesn't believe me.

1110
00:56:00,180 --> 00:56:01,860
He thinks I'm gonna eat his fucking chocolates,

1111
00:56:01,860 --> 00:56:02,700
you know this.

1112
00:56:04,380 --> 00:56:06,220
Well, we'll see what happens.

1113
00:56:06,220 --> 00:56:08,980
Okay, all right.

1114
00:56:08,980 --> 00:56:11,380
Well Rob, you got anything you want to say?

1115
00:56:11,380 --> 00:56:13,260
Any stories you wanna?

1116
00:56:13,260 --> 00:56:16,500
Yeah, I got another little story, actually.

1117
00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:20,220
Yeah, yeah, anyway.

1118
00:56:20,220 --> 00:56:22,900
All those scientists may debate Topper

1119
00:56:22,900 --> 00:56:25,460
for generations to come.

1120
00:56:25,460 --> 00:56:29,860
Thousands of fans who gather at the Golden Gate Theater

1121
00:56:29,860 --> 00:56:34,860
on Sunday, November 6th, all agree on the exact year

1122
00:56:34,860 --> 00:56:39,860
when mankind began its de-evolution, 1973.

1123
00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:45,980
Okay.

1124
00:56:45,980 --> 00:56:48,060
That was the birth year of Devo.

1125
00:56:49,620 --> 00:56:53,020
One of the strangest and most influential bands

1126
00:56:53,020 --> 00:56:57,460
to ever have done matching yellow jumpsuits.

1127
00:56:57,460 --> 00:57:00,940
I agree with that 100%, Devo ruined America.

1128
00:57:00,940 --> 00:57:05,940
Now in their 50th year, the band best known

1129
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:11,780
for their 1980 single Whippit has finally decided

1130
00:57:11,780 --> 00:57:16,780
to hang up the red energy dome helmets in retirement.

1131
00:57:17,180 --> 00:57:18,100
Oh, they are?

1132
00:57:18,100 --> 00:57:18,940
Okay, so.

1133
00:57:18,940 --> 00:57:23,940
At least until a 100 year reunion plan for 2073.

1134
00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:28,940
Okay, well, all right, we'll see them in 2073 then.

1135
00:57:30,460 --> 00:57:34,420
The band's farewell tour stopped in San Francisco

1136
00:57:34,420 --> 00:57:37,060
for two shows this week,

1137
00:57:37,060 --> 00:57:42,060
packing the 2,200 capacity Golden Gate Theater.

1138
00:57:44,580 --> 00:57:45,420
Wow.

1139
00:57:45,420 --> 00:57:47,780
That was it, yeah.

1140
00:57:47,780 --> 00:57:48,620
Cool.

1141
00:57:49,820 --> 00:57:50,660
All right, well.

1142
00:57:50,660 --> 00:57:53,980
They're finally hanging up their dome hats.

1143
00:57:53,980 --> 00:57:57,460
Well, it's not like they play that much anyhow, Rob.

1144
00:57:57,460 --> 00:57:58,300
No, no.

1145
00:57:58,300 --> 00:58:02,340
I mean, like a show a year or two, maybe three shows,

1146
00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:03,660
they don't tour.

1147
00:58:03,660 --> 00:58:06,300
They never have really been that big of tours.

1148
00:58:06,300 --> 00:58:10,340
They've always been kind of like a novelty.

1149
00:58:10,340 --> 00:58:12,340
So, you know, and they're cool.

1150
00:58:12,340 --> 00:58:13,860
I mean, they're not my cup of tea,

1151
00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:16,620
but I know people that legitimately like them

1152
00:58:16,620 --> 00:58:17,660
and like their music,

1153
00:58:17,660 --> 00:58:20,740
and there's nothing wrong with that.

1154
00:58:20,740 --> 00:58:22,660
It's just like them giving up tour and everything.

1155
00:58:22,660 --> 00:58:24,660
I don't know how that's that much different

1156
00:58:24,660 --> 00:58:26,260
than what they do now,

1157
00:58:26,260 --> 00:58:29,140
which is practically nothing music-wise.

1158
00:58:29,140 --> 00:58:30,180
They don't put out new albums.

1159
00:58:30,180 --> 00:58:31,660
They don't tour.

1160
00:58:31,660 --> 00:58:34,380
I guess they just decided to announce their retirement.

1161
00:58:34,380 --> 00:58:35,220
I don't know.

1162
00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:37,060
Until 2072.

1163
00:58:37,060 --> 00:58:37,900
So.

1164
00:58:41,900 --> 00:58:42,740
All right.

1165
00:58:42,740 --> 00:58:43,580
You know,

1166
00:58:43,580 --> 00:58:46,580
Baskin-Robbins has done something pretty interesting, Rob.

1167
00:58:47,580 --> 00:58:48,420
What?

1168
00:58:48,420 --> 00:58:49,260
Yeah.

1169
00:58:49,260 --> 00:58:51,180
They came up with an ice cream turkey

1170
00:58:51,180 --> 00:58:52,860
that you can buy for Thanksgiving.

1171
00:58:56,300 --> 00:58:57,140
Okay.

1172
00:58:57,140 --> 00:58:57,980
Yeah.

1173
00:58:57,980 --> 00:59:01,380
Canton, Massachusetts, November 1st, 2023.

1174
00:59:01,380 --> 00:59:04,300
Bring the expected home in an unexpected way.

1175
00:59:04,300 --> 00:59:06,740
This Thanksgiving, starting November 1st,

1176
00:59:06,740 --> 00:59:08,700
Baskin-Robbins is bringing together

1177
00:59:08,700 --> 00:59:11,500
every single person that's going to be a part of it.

1178
00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:14,660
Baskin-Robbins is bringing together everything you love

1179
00:59:14,660 --> 00:59:17,700
about your favorite sides in its new flavor of the month,

1180
00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:19,860
Turkey Day Fixings.

1181
00:59:19,860 --> 00:59:21,460
Perfectly paired with the return

1182
00:59:21,460 --> 00:59:23,980
of the show-stopping turkey cake.

1183
00:59:23,980 --> 00:59:27,140
These limited time offerings are sure to make you

1184
00:59:27,140 --> 00:59:28,700
the talk of the table.

1185
00:59:28,700 --> 00:59:32,380
All month long, sink your spoon into side dish bliss

1186
00:59:32,380 --> 00:59:35,660
with Turkey Day Fixings' surprising combination

1187
00:59:35,660 --> 00:59:39,140
of sweet potato and autumn spice ice creams

1188
00:59:39,140 --> 00:59:42,260
mixed with honey cornbread, pieces of swirls

1189
00:59:42,260 --> 00:59:45,460
of ocean spray, cranberry sauce.

1190
00:59:45,460 --> 00:59:47,180
Whether you want to save your family

1191
00:59:47,180 --> 00:59:49,300
from your suspicious cast rules

1192
00:59:49,300 --> 00:59:52,980
or bring the main dish energy to friends giving,

1193
00:59:52,980 --> 00:59:54,900
the scoop will add something interesting

1194
00:59:54,900 --> 00:59:56,900
and delicious to your traditions.

1195
00:59:56,900 --> 01:00:01,180
Turkey Day Fixings, meld, mints together

1196
01:00:01,180 --> 01:00:03,300
all your favorite sweet and savory sides.

1197
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:05,860
Sweet potatoes, cornbread, cranberry sauce.

1198
01:00:05,860 --> 01:00:10,860
So, not only can you buy a Turkey Day ice cream,

1199
01:00:14,340 --> 01:00:16,820
you know, it's an ice cream turkey,

1200
01:00:16,820 --> 01:00:19,260
and you know, the dark meat is gonna be chocolate,

1201
01:00:19,260 --> 01:00:20,660
the white meat's gonna be vanilla,

1202
01:00:20,660 --> 01:00:22,940
and everything in between is gonna be something,

1203
01:00:22,940 --> 01:00:24,620
another flavor, right?

1204
01:00:24,620 --> 01:00:26,940
Look it up if you have any questions, look it up online,

1205
01:00:26,940 --> 01:00:30,140
you can see exactly where they're going with this.

1206
01:00:30,140 --> 01:00:32,020
And I had no idea about the fixings

1207
01:00:32,020 --> 01:00:33,420
until I read the article.

1208
01:00:33,420 --> 01:00:37,540
That's pretty cool with the cornbread and the cranberry

1209
01:00:37,540 --> 01:00:40,300
and the sweet potato and all that in ice cream.

1210
01:00:40,300 --> 01:00:41,780
I think it sounds great, I mean,

1211
01:00:41,780 --> 01:00:44,260
why not go by there and get the fixings?

1212
01:00:44,260 --> 01:00:47,260
And if it's not too crazy priced,

1213
01:00:47,260 --> 01:00:49,820
an ice cream turkey would be fun.

1214
01:00:49,820 --> 01:00:52,820
You show up with that and you have the party in your fucking,

1215
01:00:52,820 --> 01:00:55,380
you have the party in your hands right there.

1216
01:00:55,380 --> 01:00:56,860
You know, Thanksgiving Day is kinda like,

1217
01:00:56,860 --> 01:01:00,100
okay, family kinda subdued, watch some football,

1218
01:01:00,100 --> 01:01:04,500
you bring that and you're the hero, right?

1219
01:01:04,500 --> 01:01:05,580
Oh yeah.

1220
01:01:05,580 --> 01:01:08,060
Yeah, people everywhere be like, oh geez.

1221
01:01:08,060 --> 01:01:10,180
I mean, you know, you might have that third cousin

1222
01:01:10,180 --> 01:01:12,900
from Poughkeepsie wanting to fucking give you a gum

1223
01:01:12,900 --> 01:01:15,100
or in the fucking closet after that, right?

1224
01:01:16,220 --> 01:01:17,060
Maybe.

1225
01:01:17,060 --> 01:01:17,900
Maybe.

1226
01:01:18,940 --> 01:01:21,100
All right then, well I think it's settled.

1227
01:01:21,100 --> 01:01:24,220
You go out and get a Baskin Robbins turkey with the fixings

1228
01:01:24,220 --> 01:01:25,700
and be the fucking hero.

1229
01:01:25,700 --> 01:01:30,700
And anyhow, let's see,

1230
01:01:32,700 --> 01:01:35,500
Krispy Kreme has come out with new fall flavors

1231
01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:40,500
and that's raspberry, pumpkin pie,

1232
01:01:42,020 --> 01:01:47,020
and some sort of peppermint chocolate mousse swirl.

1233
01:01:49,060 --> 01:01:52,060
All looks good, all looks great.

1234
01:01:52,060 --> 01:01:56,100
Krispy Kreme is still in the holiday game.

1235
01:01:56,100 --> 01:01:58,780
If you like Krispy Kreme stuff,

1236
01:01:58,780 --> 01:02:01,820
it looks like it's worth giving it a try.

1237
01:02:01,820 --> 01:02:06,300
Rob, do you have anything you want to say or add?

1238
01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:08,900
Yeah, I got a little story here.

1239
01:02:08,900 --> 01:02:09,740
All righty.

1240
01:02:09,740 --> 01:02:11,260
Out of Florida.

1241
01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:12,540
Okay.

1242
01:02:12,540 --> 01:02:17,540
A woman is devastated after a little 400 pound pig

1243
01:02:18,380 --> 01:02:19,920
had been confiscated.

1244
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:23,840
Officials say they had to take it away from the owner

1245
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:28,360
because it's severely obese and needs veterinary care.

1246
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:31,960
I don't know what else to say about that.

1247
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:34,280
They took pork chop away from me.

1248
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:37,960
Said being hard, Kelly Jacobson.

1249
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:39,400
The name is pork chop?

1250
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:44,400
Her pork chop estimated that 400 pounds was run away

1251
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:46,680
not easily by the animal carrier

1252
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:50,240
and could fall on Thursday night during an eviction

1253
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,320
in Northwood Village.

1254
01:02:55,480 --> 01:03:00,480
And it goes on to say Annette Rubisky runs a pet sanctuary

1255
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:06,920
called Laughing Pig about two and a half hours away

1256
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:09,240
in Central Florida.

1257
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:12,600
She says pigs like pork chop can be helped.

1258
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,460
So I guess she's gotta take pork chop in.

1259
01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:17,440
Okay.

1260
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:18,360
All right.

1261
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,700
I'm glad pork chop is being taken in.

1262
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:23,040
Yes, yes.

1263
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:25,460
All right, but only in Florida.

1264
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:28,080
So.

1265
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:29,120
That name kills me.

1266
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:30,040
I know.

1267
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:31,440
It's like, what were we naming?

1268
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:32,620
I don't know, pork chop?

1269
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:38,760
In honor of all your dead relatives that were slaughtered.

1270
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:40,080
I don't know.

1271
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:44,280
Well, you should have seen the owner.

1272
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:45,120
Oh yeah.

1273
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:47,280
I think truly, yeah.

1274
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:48,240
I'll look it up.

1275
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:49,560
I'll look it up and I'll send you.

1276
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:52,760
You would understand the whole story when you see her.

1277
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:56,120
I believe it.

1278
01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:56,940
All right.

1279
01:03:56,940 --> 01:03:59,760
Well, Rob, thank you for joining me once again.

1280
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:03,240
Another fine podcast is ending.

1281
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:05,280
Thank you guys for listening.

1282
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:06,560
I think the next time around,

1283
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:08,880
we might go into our new listener in Fort Scott.

1284
01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:10,440
We wanna know who you are.

1285
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,200
Send us a message.

1286
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:13,860
Fort Scott, Kansas.

1287
01:04:13,860 --> 01:04:15,360
I know who it is.

1288
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:16,200
Oh, you do know?

1289
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,040
I talked to that person today.

1290
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:19,440
Okay, all right, forget it.

1291
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:21,520
Forget it.

1292
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:22,360
Yeah, Rob.

1293
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:25,840
And I'll give him a shout out next time we.

1294
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:28,440
Rob and I both saw it about the same time.

1295
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:29,960
We're like, hey, hey,

1296
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:32,720
someone in Fort Scott just fucking listened.

1297
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:36,120
I knew it was one of two people.

1298
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:38,600
I have family and friends in Fort Scott.

1299
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:39,440
So yeah, that did.

1300
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:41,160
You see, I didn't know that.

1301
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:42,000
That's right.

1302
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:47,000
So anyhow, all right, well, next podcast,

1303
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:51,080
we can say hello to our new listener there.

1304
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:53,880
Sound good?

1305
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:57,120
Yeah, she said he's gonna listen to some more.

1306
01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:57,980
Okay.

1307
01:04:57,980 --> 01:05:00,420
Tell her to get on every computer she's around

1308
01:05:00,420 --> 01:05:03,000
and download all our shows on every one of them,

1309
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,800
including grabbing cell phones from children.

1310
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:08,000
I've already told her.

1311
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:08,840
I've already told her.

1312
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:10,920
Okay, as long as she understands the rules.

1313
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:11,760
She knows.

1314
01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:12,600
Okay.

1315
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:13,840
All right, everybody, have a great night.

1316
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:15,040
Thank you for listening.

1317
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:17,800
Have a great night, everybody.

1318
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:18,800
Have a good week.

1319
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:20,640
This is Sunday to us.

1320
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:22,440
Yes, so have a great week coming up.

1321
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:23,280
Bye.

1322
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:24,960
Bye.

1323
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:33,800
Ow!

1324
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:39,040
Hey, where'd everybody go?

1325
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:40,240
Where'd the douchebags?

1326
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:41,080
Hmm.

1327
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:44,360
Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner.

1328
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:45,200
Oh geez.

1329
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:47,920
Ugh, glad they're gone.

1330
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:49,800
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1331
01:05:49,800 --> 01:06:11,520
Whew, man, that smells.