1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,780 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue 2 00:00:09,780 --> 00:00:22,800 waters of the Missouri River, it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone Podcast. 3 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,800 Next up, Things Overheard in Hell. 4 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:30,800 Man, Axel Rose is such a great childhood therapist. 5 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:35,800 I hope he writes more books. 6 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:42,800 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 7 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,800 How does a butterfly take a dump? 8 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:47,800 It never stops long enough. 9 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,800 Maybe it just shits while lofting. 10 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:54,800 Maybe it shits real quick while chewing flowers. 11 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:55,800 Hmph. 12 00:00:55,800 --> 00:01:22,800 I may never know. 13 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:35,800 Two Douchebags and a Microphone. 14 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:36,800 I'm Mark. 15 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,800 And I'm Rob Rad. 16 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:40,800 Alright. 17 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,800 Well, Rob Rad. 18 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:43,800 Okay. 19 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,800 We've got all different kinds of neat little stuff. 20 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,800 We have Things to Whisper in a Stranger's Ear. 21 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:49,800 Awesome. 22 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,800 We have a Dear Douchebags. 23 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:54,800 Oh, I love those. 24 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,800 A whole bunch of little stories here and there. 25 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:00,800 Little odds and ends and this and that and everything. 26 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:04,800 Some ha-ha's, some fucking burps and some clucks and everything. 27 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:07,800 So, we got everything going on tonight. 28 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,800 So, why don't we start off with... 29 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,800 Hey, I might even add in some wax. 30 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,800 Alright. 31 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,800 We're ready for anything. 32 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:20,800 That sounds good to me. 33 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:21,800 Alright. 34 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,800 How about Things to Whisper in a Stranger's Ear? 35 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:27,800 Does that sound pretty good to get started on? 36 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:28,800 That sounds awesome. 37 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:29,800 Alright. 38 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:30,800 I love those. 39 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:33,800 Well, this is something that me and Topher came up with quite a while ago. 40 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,800 It was actually in one of the first few episodes. 41 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,800 Maybe number three or four. 42 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:45,800 Anyhow, it is Things to Randomly Whisper in Someone's Ear. 43 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,800 Let's say you're at the City Market, okay, and we're doing a podcast. 44 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:49,800 We get done. 45 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:50,800 Right. 46 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:51,800 And you're like, I want to screw with somebody. 47 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,800 So, I was just, I don't know, walking around looking funny or something. 48 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:58,800 These are things you can say in their ear, whisper in their ear, and they'll be like, 49 00:02:58,800 --> 00:02:59,800 huh? 50 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,800 This has completely fucked their whole world up. 51 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,800 Just because, well, it sounds fun. 52 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:10,800 And if you do it in the entertainment, you know, the art of entertainment, it's okay, 53 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:11,800 right? 54 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:12,800 Oh, always. 55 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:13,800 Yeah. 56 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:14,800 Okay, then. 57 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:15,800 Well, there. 58 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:16,800 There you go. 59 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:17,800 You can't get mad at somebody doing it in the entertainment. 60 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:18,800 No. 61 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:19,800 No. 62 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:20,800 You can't tell them anything. 63 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,800 They go back and go, hey, I'm just doing it for entertainment. 64 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,800 Then they'll start laughing and give you a hug. 65 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:25,800 It's cool. 66 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:26,800 I don't care what you called my mom. 67 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:27,800 It's fine. 68 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,800 I mean, you know, we do have podcasts, you know. 69 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:31,800 Yeah, this is true. 70 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:32,800 Yes. 71 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:33,800 Yeah. 72 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,800 So, this gives us a right to do this. 73 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:43,800 Oh, and like, I'm trying to keep the ass paddling so once a month, but it keeps fucking growing. 74 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:44,800 People keep doing stupid shit. 75 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:45,800 Oh, tell me about it, dude. 76 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:46,800 I know. 77 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:47,800 People keep doing stupid shit. 78 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:50,800 And it's like, I can't do 30 of them at once. 79 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:51,800 So, I don't know. 80 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:55,800 I mean, we might have to have a bonus episode here and there of ass paddling. 81 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,800 Hey, you never know. 82 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:03,800 We could transfer some of them over to smacking the balls. 83 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:04,800 Oh, yeah, that's right. 84 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,800 You and I have got 40 or 30. 85 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,800 We do have 30 smacking the balls a piece. 86 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,800 We have 30 smacking the balls each. 87 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:11,800 You know what? 88 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:12,800 That's what we... 89 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:13,800 Okay. 90 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:14,800 Okay. 91 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,800 I just arrived in the mail yesterday. 92 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:18,800 Okay, I'll tell you. 93 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,800 I got mine the other day. 94 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,800 They sent them all here and I sent them to you. 95 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,800 Oh, that's why it took so long. 96 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:26,800 Yeah, yeah. 97 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:30,800 They sent them all here and I was like, no, Rob gets half of them. 98 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:31,800 I'm like... 99 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:34,800 When I seen that big package, I knew what it was. 100 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:37,800 Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's a lot of smacking the balls. 101 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:38,800 It's a lot of them. 102 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:39,800 Yeah, yeah. 103 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:43,800 Yeah, and at the rate people deserve them, I mean, you know, shit. 104 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:44,800 And here, I got an idea. 105 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,800 I got an idea for you, Rob, okay? 106 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:48,800 All right. 107 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:49,800 Okay. 108 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:56,800 What we can do is whenever we have like quite a few ass paddlings, we can vote on which 109 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,800 one they get. 110 00:04:58,800 --> 00:04:59,800 Okay. 111 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,800 All right? 112 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,800 Are they going to smacking the balls or an ass paddling? 113 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:09,800 Now also, let me introduce to you the new bare bottom ass paddling. 114 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:14,800 And this is if someone needs it so egregiously that they don't even get to wear clothes. 115 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:21,800 We pull their trousers down or their britches, whatever you want to call them, and smack 116 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:25,800 them bare ass. 117 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,800 Does that sound just punishment if they're that bad? 118 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,800 That sounds awesome. 119 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:30,800 Yes, yes. 120 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:31,800 And I would like... 121 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,800 I can fill that list up quick. 122 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,800 Oh, yeah, yeah. 123 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:40,800 Rob, you are always welcome to send your list my way and we can incorporate them. 124 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:41,800 I will. 125 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:42,800 Okay. 126 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:43,800 Who knows? 127 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:44,800 We might get to where we do this weekly. 128 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:49,800 I mean, there sure are a lot of ass paddlings who need to be dealt out, that's for sure. 129 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:50,800 Yeah, yeah. 130 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:54,800 So anyhow, I'd like to go to the Chiefs really quick before we go to things to whisper in 131 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:55,800 the strangers' ear. 132 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:56,800 I hope... 133 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:57,800 Say hi to him, my good friend. 134 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:04,800 All you people that mother fucked them, and I'm talking about you fans, that mother fucked 135 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:09,800 them, losing to Denver, we beat those fuckers 16 times in a row. 136 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:15,800 Like I said before previously, sooner or later, I don't care how big and bad you are and how 137 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:22,040 small and scrawny that other kid is, you keep whipping his ass 16 times in a row, that guy's 138 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:26,800 going to come back, he's going to find a way to beat your ass, right? 139 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:31,680 Motivation if nothing else, getting tired of looking like the patsy, getting tired of 140 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:35,000 looking like the wimp, the little skinny kid, the scrawny kid. 141 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,840 Denver just decided that they were going to actually win one, and that's just the way 142 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:41,160 it is, and that's the NFL. 143 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:44,400 And all these people are like, oh my God, oh, the sky's falling. 144 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,040 I'm like, relax, man. 145 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:50,960 We come back and beat the Dolphins, it should have been even more than what it was, but 146 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:56,320 the referees like to corner games and make them last a little bit longer. 147 00:06:56,320 --> 00:07:01,800 So it's 21 to nothing during halftime, I knew that we're going to get a couple of penalties 148 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:05,920 that were probably going to go against us, and that's exactly what happened, and a couple 149 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,240 that didn't go against them like that. 150 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:15,800 One, we're blatant out of bounds fucking throw down to Patrick Mahomes, but then when Chris 151 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:23,960 Jones comes up and late hits Taglia, Tagla, Ivoa, Tagli, Ivoa, or whatever the fuck his 152 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,960 name is, I can't even say it. 153 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:29,920 Tago Viola, Tago Viola, yes. 154 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,440 When he hit him late, he gets a penalty thrown. 155 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:37,720 So I knew there's going to be some of that because they cannot tell me, because I am 156 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:45,320 a fairly intelligent adult that they don't influence the games, just like NBA used to 157 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:48,600 do and probably still, they still do, they admit it. 158 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,440 So they influence games to make them last longer. 159 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:56,320 If that goes up 28 to nothing in the third quarter, all the channels are being turned. 160 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:58,680 NFL doesn't want that. 161 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,280 State Farm doesn't want that. 162 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,880 You know, uh... 163 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:06,000 They're wanting to crack down on the blowouts. 164 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,500 Yes, and this is how they do it. 165 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:10,500 This is how they do it. 166 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:16,440 They can control it a certain amount with penalties, and you know, and I'm a firm believer, 167 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:20,440 okay, you have a couple of penalties called against you, that's okay. 168 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:24,920 But talent usually, almost always wins out. 169 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:30,240 So a team like the Chiefs will find a way to overcome it and they will beat said opponent. 170 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,520 And that's exactly what happened. 171 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:32,520 It evened out. 172 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:34,980 The Chiefs said, okay, fine, we've got to play a little bit tougher. 173 00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:35,980 That's what we're going to do. 174 00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:37,200 And that's what they did. 175 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:42,240 And they stalled the last drive and stopped them dead in their tracks and they won the 176 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:47,280 game and the game probably should have been a lot higher score for the Chiefs. 177 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:48,400 But I don't care. 178 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:54,640 A win is a win, and now all the rest of you, the good thing is tonight either the Bills 179 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:59,080 or the Bengals are going to lose, which is a great day for me also. 180 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,080 Yeah. 181 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,080 Yeah. 182 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:07,400 So I hope they both lose, but I haven't figured out how they can do that yet. 183 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,400 So I mean, I guess they could draw. 184 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,520 A tie, yeah. 185 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:13,400 A tie, that'd be alright. 186 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,400 Yeah. 187 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:17,880 Yeah, but too bad they both couldn't get an L next to them in the column. 188 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:18,880 Right. 189 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:19,880 Right. 190 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:20,880 Yep. 191 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:23,000 So anyhow, all right, I had to get that. 192 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:28,320 I had to get that out because I saw a lot of motherfucking of the Chiefs and I'm like, 193 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:34,920 man, three Super Bowls in the last four years, you win two of them. 194 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:36,400 You're seven and two. 195 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:40,200 Well, six and two at the time everyone was motherfucking them. 196 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:44,960 And you're six and two ahead in the AFC. 197 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:50,040 And people are like fucking saying this, fuck this, they're horrible. 198 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:53,040 And fucking I was like, what? 199 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:56,400 You talk about being spoiled. 200 00:09:56,400 --> 00:10:01,560 Did you ever think that you'd think a seven and two team, you'd be like, oh my God, we 201 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,400 should be playing better. 202 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:09,000 We just be thinking the lucky stars that whoever it was we some scrub we had at quarterback 203 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,520 would be able to even get us to seven wins. 204 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:12,520 Right. 205 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:13,520 Yeah. 206 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:19,360 I think a lot of these people forgot history, recent history, as in before my homes. 207 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:27,480 I mean, Alex Smith, fine quarterback, but he could not get us to the promised land. 208 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:30,880 He just didn't have that pinpoint strong of an arm. 209 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:35,080 Smart quarterback, good quarterback, really good, but not good enough. 210 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:43,720 Now, remember when they took Alex Smith out, he had a one oh four point one quarterback 211 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,280 rating, the highest in the NFL. 212 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:52,600 He was having phenomenal season and we traded him that off season in favor of a young unknown 213 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:57,160 Patrick Mahomes that sat behind Alex Smith for a year watching him and learning from 214 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,160 him. 215 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,160 That was one hell of a risky move, you know? 216 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,720 Yes, it was. 217 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:02,720 Yeah. 218 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:04,280 And there's a lot of people as motherfucking it. 219 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,280 Oh man, I don't know. 220 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,280 Boy, that's risky. 221 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:12,080 And we traded him to Washington and we've been the perennial big dogs ever since. 222 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:16,720 So anyhow, okay, now I'm going to get to things to whisper in a stranger's ear, but I just 223 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:17,800 had to bring that up, Rob. 224 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:18,800 I think you can understand. 225 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:19,800 All right. 226 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:20,800 Yeah, I totally understand. 227 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:21,800 Okay. 228 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:22,800 All right. 229 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:30,320 Number one thing is we are here to observe only. 230 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:31,320 I like that though. 231 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:32,320 I do too. 232 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:33,320 Be like, what? 233 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,320 Aliens? 234 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,320 Are you an alien? 235 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:40,840 Are you one of those reptiles people, the shapeshifters that David Ike talks about? 236 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:41,840 What the hell? 237 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:42,840 Yeah. 238 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:43,840 Yeah. 239 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:46,200 I'd have a lot of questions if someone had done that to me. 240 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,680 I'm like, what? 241 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,120 Well, okay. 242 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:50,120 Observe this. 243 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,120 Then I'd fucking show my dick. 244 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,800 All right. 245 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,080 Or my asshole. 246 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,480 Hey, observe this. 247 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,480 Yeah. 248 00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:59,480 Yeah. 249 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,480 Look, what do you think, man? 250 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:02,040 What do you think of my fucking stink star? 251 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,840 What do you think of Squashbiter? 252 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:06,320 All right. 253 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,880 Number two. 254 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:12,680 Do you smell different awake? 255 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,640 That's a hundred times creepy. 256 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:17,240 That is a hundred times creepy. 257 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,280 That is beyond Mr. Creepy. 258 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,560 That is like nutso creepy. 259 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:26,960 That would make someone like fucking, like get in their car and just start driving and 260 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,640 not stop for a while. 261 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:29,640 Fuck. 262 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:30,920 Oh my gosh. 263 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,800 Put it in your rear view. 264 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,760 Number three. 265 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:36,920 Love your skin. 266 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:39,920 Think it'll fit me? 267 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:43,200 Another one. 268 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:50,920 When you jump in your car, keep fucking going and don't look back for. 269 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:59,480 Don't bother trying to run them over because you know they're not going to die. 270 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:00,480 Exactly. 271 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,480 Good one. 272 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,480 You've seen too many movies. 273 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:04,480 Yeah. 274 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:05,480 Yeah. 275 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,480 Just go. 276 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,440 Just run the opposite way and don't try to kill them. 277 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,480 Let some other hero end up dead. 278 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,480 Right? 279 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,520 Yeah. 280 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,000 Number four. 281 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,000 You switched to Pantene? 282 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,440 Yeah, boy. 283 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:25,440 What's wrong with Pantene? 284 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,880 That's fucking good shampoo, man. 285 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,360 My mom uses it. 286 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:34,760 She loves it. 287 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:37,560 This next one I love, Rob, and I think you're going to love too. 288 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:40,040 This one is just fucked. 289 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,640 I have the clown nose and rubbers. 290 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:45,160 Oh, awesome. 291 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,160 Awesome. 292 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,760 Clown nose and rubbers. 293 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,920 I don't know about this shit. 294 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:51,920 Fuck. 295 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,840 That's another one where you jump in your car and just keep going. 296 00:13:54,840 --> 00:14:00,040 If you listen to this show, you ought to be worried about clown noses at the beginning 297 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,040 of the show. 298 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,040 Oh, yeah. 299 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,040 You can hear it right after. 300 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,040 Yeah. 301 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,040 Yeah. 302 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:08,680 The noise that we use, that bam that we use for the clam. 303 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:17,080 I have the clown nose and the rubbers. 304 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:20,600 This next one I've been a victim of a couple of times today and I don't know who's doing 305 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,000 it but it's driving me nuts. 306 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,000 Number six. 307 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,920 Stop dusting complete. 308 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,720 Someone nailed me two fucking times in the break room, dude. 309 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:36,920 I mean, they smothered me in fucking sticky fucking air shit. 310 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:42,200 There was air shit all over me because someone shit all over me. 311 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:45,760 Two times they got me. 312 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:52,280 The sad thing is, is I think everybody thought it was me. 313 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:58,120 Someone came in there, did a fly by, ripped us and fucking took off. 314 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:02,720 The thing is, I was watching the football game so I wasn't fucking paying any attention 315 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,960 of who walked in front of me and went right by. 316 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:10,600 I have no way of knowing who cropped us to me and I have no way of getting even with 317 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,560 him. 318 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:18,600 I love it. 319 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:25,480 Now Rob, this next one here, this next one here, you will get, I will get and a certain 320 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:32,160 amount of other people will get but not everybody will get. 321 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:38,080 In the pale moonlight, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red rose? 322 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:43,960 I have always wanted to do that. 323 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:44,960 Me too. 324 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:48,240 Just walk up and say that. 325 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:54,240 If anyone wants to know where that's from, listen to Meat Loaf, Bad Out of Hell 1. 326 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,240 Yes, the original. 327 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,720 Yeah, the original. 328 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,840 The other one was good too but not as. 329 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:05,740 I mean, Bad Out of Hell 2 was good, it's a great album and a great song but it just wasn't 330 00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:10,080 quite the same par as Bad Out of Hell 1. 331 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:15,640 But in the intro to that it is excellent because Meat Loaf and I forgot the chick's name are 332 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,640 basically doing like a little slapstick humor. 333 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:21,800 So tell me about it. 334 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:25,600 I can't remember her name either but she was awesome. 335 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,800 She was excellent. 336 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:34,960 And I heard her when she came back in concert with him, with Meat Loaf and that was a very 337 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,000 good concert. 338 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000 I bet it was. 339 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:42,360 That was a tour that she came back and I forgot her name because she didn't do anything with 340 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,200 anybody for a while. 341 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:49,960 I don't know if she took time off, was sick, raising a family, I don't know but she wasn't 342 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:54,800 doing music for quite a while and I apologize, I can't remember her name. 343 00:16:54,800 --> 00:17:01,800 But I saw her with Meat Loaf when they did the quote unquote reunion or whatever and 344 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,920 they both sounded so great. 345 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,260 I mean, and great together. 346 00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:08,640 It was an excellent show. 347 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:14,600 Then number eight, you gotta follow this up Rob and me, you and a few other people who 348 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:15,840 know this. 349 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:21,480 I bet you say that to all the boys. 350 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:27,960 That would be the end of said slapstick skit at the first of Meat Loaf. 351 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:32,680 Bad out of hell song. 352 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:36,560 Number nine, ketchup or barbecue sauce? 353 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:40,720 And if they answer wrong you can hit them, they get smacked in the nuts. 354 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:44,480 If they answer wrong they immediately get smacked in the balls, right? 355 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:48,320 If they're in Kansas City they better answer. 356 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,600 And if they don't then they get slapped in the balls. 357 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,600 Or even St. Louis. 358 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,600 St. Louis is known for barbecue. 359 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:57,520 St. Louis has good barbecue places, I've been to three or four of them. 360 00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:00,520 They are underrated on the barbecue scale, I can tell you that. 361 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,720 They have some really good places there. 362 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:09,520 Well, just being a tourist area, we got different styles that urge right here. 363 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,080 We got all different types. 364 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:17,240 You probably got Memphis, St. Louis, Kansas City, Texas and Oklahoma all in one area. 365 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:20,600 And that's because everybody that comes up there is from there. 366 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,840 Or a lot of people from Illinois. 367 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:28,480 A lot of people from Illinois go down to Table Rock Lake at this place I used to have there 368 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:32,240 on the lake in Kimberley City. 369 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,160 A lot of people from Illinois come there. 370 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,320 I was really surprised. 371 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:41,320 I mean, like half of the license plates in that parking lot during any given summer is 372 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,320 Illinois plates. 373 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:45,840 So I imagine you guys probably have the same influx of people there too. 374 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:51,640 Oh, oh, you either end up with Illinois or we get a lot of Nebraska too. 375 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:55,640 Yeah, I've seen a few Nebraska down there. 376 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:59,560 I've seen quite a few Nebraskans in Eureka Springs too. 377 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:04,480 So I mean, it's a little bit more of a drive, but I mean, why not if you live in Nebraska? 378 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,680 So yeah, I'm not dogging Nebraska. 379 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,400 I'm just saying it's different than Nebraska. 380 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,040 It'd be a nice little vacation. 381 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:19,880 So number 10, no one will ever believe you. 382 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,360 That is open ended. 383 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:28,040 That is just like, hmm, I wonder what I was saying that no one will believe me. 384 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,040 True. 385 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,040 Yeah. 386 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:41,600 Number 11, that guy called to the left. 387 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:47,040 They could take that anyway, like the guy that called us to the left or that guy called. 388 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:50,880 You're supposed to focus your attention to the left or you're supposed to do something 389 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:51,880 to left. 390 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,280 You know, that was just like one of those deals. 391 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,440 Either way, you're looking to the left. 392 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,440 Yes. 393 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,440 Yeah. 394 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:01,480 Number 12, three days. 395 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:04,240 Oh, this is the final one too. 396 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,240 Three days. 397 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:09,520 I will have the money. 398 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:13,920 And then by that time you really got their attention because they're like how much money 399 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,760 and where? 400 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,440 Yeah. 401 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:24,240 So anyhow, that is our things to whisper in a stranger's ear. 402 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,920 So anyhow, great like always. 403 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:27,920 Yep. 404 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:31,840 So anyhow, like I've been doing all day, I want my MTV. 405 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:36,240 I've been doing that to everybody and they've just been looking at me weird. 406 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,760 So I do it more. 407 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,760 So oh, definitely. 408 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,320 Okay. 409 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:46,280 Well, we just experienced Halloween. 410 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,280 Yes. 411 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:53,800 Anyhow, in Massachusetts, there's this house trick or treaters could choose between a full 412 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:59,080 size candy bar or a market back basket rotisserie chicken. 413 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:05,600 Dude was given away a full rotisserie chicken or candy. 414 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:09,520 He said, I bought 15 at $4 and 69 cents a piece. 415 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:15,000 Michael Mariotta said trick or chicken was just thought up because of a social media 416 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:19,940 post about food cost and to skip the candy and give out food. 417 00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:21,420 So I've seen that one too. 418 00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:24,400 It's like, yeah, fuck candy this year, give us food. 419 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,400 It's so expensive, right? 420 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,400 Well, he's like, you know what? 421 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:31,240 I'm going to go buy as many market chicken rotisserie chickens as I can. 422 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,280 And that's exactly what I'm going to do. 423 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,280 He spent a lot of money. 424 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,480 He gave out all 15 and then went to candy. 425 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:43,560 But you know, but whenever he runs out of market chicken, the baskets, he will still 426 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:47,240 have full size candy bars. 427 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:56,480 So I would expect that probably I would suspect that probably he got more trick or treaters 428 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,200 than anybody else around. 429 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:03,960 And I would think it probably they did that old gag where remember when you go and you 430 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:08,320 would get into another costume and get the good candy again. 431 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,320 Yeah. 432 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,320 Yeah. 433 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:17,040 I would say that maybe some of that might have went on too, but you know, who knows? 434 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:21,880 So anyhow, let's 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Shit sack lie on ground. 465 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,040 I walk off. 466 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,040 Thank you, smack in the balls. 467 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:51,520 You saved me from smelly, smelly spit. 468 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:55,800 Well, I had this stupid son of a bitch come around me. 469 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,760 He would not shut his fucking yap or for nothing. 470 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:03,280 He gets up on me and he talks all stupid and I didn't know what to do. 471 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,800 I could not shake this motherfucker like a booger. 472 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,840 Then I remember smack in the nuts. 473 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:14,040 I pulled out old smack in the nuts and that motherfucker went down like a sack of fucking 474 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,040 potatoes. 475 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,040 Thank you, smack in the nuts. 476 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:21,040 You saved me once again from stupid motherfuckers. 477 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,040 Smack in the nuts. 478 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:30,600 Don't leave home without it. 479 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:46,840 As pleasant as 50 grit sandpaper to your inner thighs. 480 00:24:46,840 --> 00:25:05,520 Two douchebags and a microphone on Mark. 481 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,480 And I'm Rob. 482 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:13,280 All right, Rob, we turn to you and we are all ears. 483 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,400 We look funny but we're all ears. 484 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,080 I know I look funny just being an ear. 485 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,080 I've always looked fine. 486 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:23,800 Well, I'm all ears right now so I look really funny. 487 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:24,800 Oh, yeah. 488 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:25,800 Yeah, yeah, okay. 489 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:26,800 Anyhow, go ahead. 490 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:27,800 Okay. 491 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:35,720 Well, I kind of want to explain to you why I put off last night. 492 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,720 We're doing two tonight. 493 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:52,320 About a month ago, I got invited to go to this place down on Bagnell Dam. 494 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:57,720 And well, what ended up being, it's actually pretty cool, man. 495 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:58,720 It really is. 496 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:02,640 It's at a bar called the Ice Hole. 497 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,640 I-C-E-H-O-L-E. 498 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:11,320 And it's on the Bagnell Dam strip at Lake of the Ozarks. 499 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,320 Cool. 500 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:24,960 What it ended up being, it ended up being a comedy of the cure is what it's called. 501 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:29,920 And it's a benefit for cancer patients. 502 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:30,920 Oh, very cool. 503 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,920 People that have survived cancer. 504 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:33,920 Very cool. 505 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:38,000 And what it is, it's a comedy show. 506 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:47,280 And they have sponsors that donate goods and they raffle it off for the cure. 507 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:55,840 Dude, I watched a brand new set, beautiful set of golf clubs, new bag, everything last 508 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:56,840 night. 509 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,840 Go for $200. 510 00:26:58,840 --> 00:26:59,840 Wow. 511 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:05,480 The one club was worth $200. 512 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,480 That's pretty cool. 513 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:10,480 Yeah, and all the money went to this charity. 514 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:11,480 Good. 515 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:19,720 And this guy, his name is Damien Seaman. 516 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:23,760 And yes, he makes fun of his own name. 517 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:24,760 It was too easy. 518 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:25,760 That's why I didn't say anything. 519 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,760 I was like, I'm just not going to- 520 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:34,920 That's why he does, and let me tell you, this guy is uncut, raw. 521 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:35,920 I love him. 522 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:36,920 Uncut, huh? 523 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:37,920 He has a dick flap. 524 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:38,920 Oh. 525 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:39,920 No. 526 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:40,920 No, we had some kids- 527 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:50,520 He would have liked that one. 528 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:55,400 We had some kids in school that were uncircumcised at birth for whatever reason, whether it be 529 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,840 religious or they were sickly or whatever. 530 00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,160 We used to go, hey, he's got the dick flap. 531 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:05,520 Most of them thought it was funny. 532 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,520 Some of them didn't. 533 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,200 They're going to do that. 534 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:16,160 How many of the cures are going to have another benefit at the ice hole November 18th at 7 535 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,160 PM? 536 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,160 Is this the guy with the dick flap? 537 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,160 Yeah. 538 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,160 Yeah. 539 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,160 Okay, good. 540 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,160 Dick flap what? 541 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,800 Dick flap Dave. 542 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:26,800 That sound good? 543 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:27,800 Damien Seaman. 544 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:28,800 Oh, Damien Seaman. 545 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:29,800 That's right. 546 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,800 I'm sorry, Dave. 547 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:33,800 Dick flap Damien. 548 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:34,800 Come on, man. 549 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,800 I'm trying to promote him. 550 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:36,800 I'm sorry. 551 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:37,800 Okay. 552 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:38,800 You are promoting him. 553 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,800 I'm just having a little fun. 554 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:40,800 Oh, dude. 555 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:41,800 He was hilarious. 556 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:42,800 All right. 557 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:43,800 He is not prejudiced. 558 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:48,720 He's one of those that is not prejudiced. 559 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,800 He will pick on anybody and everybody. 560 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:51,800 Oh, I love that. 561 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:52,800 He's just moving himself. 562 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:53,800 Good. 563 00:28:53,800 --> 00:29:03,920 Well, they also do another charity benefit for another organization out of Florida. 564 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:08,080 It's called Operation Outdoor Freedom. 565 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,600 They support vets with PTSD. 566 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,160 Oh, even better. 567 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,960 Well, I mean, cancer is great. 568 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,120 I mean, cancer is not great. 569 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,320 Helping people with it is great like they're doing. 570 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,320 And then also, wow. 571 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,240 Oh, it's awesome. 572 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:22,240 Dick flap Damien. 573 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:23,240 You're awesome. 574 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:27,520 And I plan on going back November 18th. 575 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:28,520 So, yeah. 576 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,520 All right. 577 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:30,520 Hey, man. 578 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:31,520 See if you can get it. 579 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,520 See him if he wants to come on the show. 580 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:35,520 That'd be awesome. 581 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:40,520 Oh, and of course, I had to wear my shirt. 582 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:41,520 I know. 583 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,240 I was getting ready to get to that since I said that. 584 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,240 Yes. 585 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,240 I had a... 586 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,240 I talked to him about it. 587 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:50,240 Oh, good. 588 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,240 He didn't have much time. 589 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,240 He was busy. 590 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,240 No, that's okay. 591 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:54,240 Dick flap, it's okay. 592 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,240 I talked to a couple other people. 593 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,240 And yeah, I had a good time. 594 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,240 I had a good time. 595 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,240 I had a couple younglings. 596 00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,240 Oh, yeah. 597 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,240 Yeah, of course. 598 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,240 Of course. 599 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:02,240 Good. 600 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,240 I wasn't driving, so... 601 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:04,240 Good. 602 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:05,240 And if you were, you would have been forgiven. 603 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,240 And if you get a chance, go see him. 604 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,240 But let me tell you, you cannot be offended if you're not offended. 605 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,240 I mean, I'm not offended. 606 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,240 I'm not offended. 607 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,240 I'm not offended. 608 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,240 I'm not offended. 609 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,240 I'm not offended. 610 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,240 I'm not offended. 611 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:14,240 I'm not offended. 612 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,240 I'm not offended. 613 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,240 I'm not offended. 614 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:20,240 I'm not offended. 615 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:21,240 I'm not offended. 616 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:22,240 I'm not offended. 617 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,240 I'm not offended. 618 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,240 I'm not offended. 619 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,660 Okay, so anybody except Xers and Boomers, I suggest you not go. 620 00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:34,760 This is probably not your cup of tea. 621 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:39,440 You might have to go to the quiet room for a while and hold yourself. 622 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,560 Right? 623 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,720 Yep. 624 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,440 Oh, come on, Gen Z. 625 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:45,600 Come on, Millennials. 626 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,600 Make fun of yourself. 627 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,320 It's okay. 628 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,740 We're all human here. 629 00:30:49,740 --> 00:30:52,080 We all have our ups and downs. 630 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,440 So hey, sounds like a good deal, Rob. 631 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,440 I'm glad you brought that up. 632 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,640 Yeah, yeah. 633 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:05,000 Buffalo Bills Jordan Poyer says Aaron Rodgers convinced him to try ayahuasca. 634 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,000 And he's a new man now because he did do it. 635 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:14,720 Ayahuasca is a plant that grows in the Amazon, I believe, South America. 636 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:21,360 And it takes you on trips that everybody has the same trip and everybody raves about it, 637 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:28,480 I think, where you see elves, you see, I believe, dead relatives. 638 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,480 You have conversations with them. 639 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,000 They say once you do ayahuasca, your whole life changes. 640 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:38,860 And that's what this Jordan Poyer says because Aaron Rodgers has been a big, big proponent 641 00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:44,420 of ayahuasca in particular. 642 00:31:44,420 --> 00:31:47,000 And also hallucinogenics. 643 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:52,240 So last year, four time MVP quarterback Aaron Rodgers made headlines when he revealed that 644 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:56,840 he used and endorsed ayahuasca, a psychedelic drug. 645 00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:01,920 Rodgers take was and still is still very controversial. 646 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,560 But there are those who support his stance. 647 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:08,920 Someone who does not agree with Rodgers, Buffalo Bills safety Jordan Poyer, who revealed he 648 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:13,760 followed the quarterback's advice during an appearance on the RG 3 and the ones, which 649 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,520 is another podcast. 650 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:19,200 Aaron Rodgers opened me up to plant medicine with ayahuasca, Poyer said. 651 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:25,040 I was very curious when he announced it and when he started talking about it on the Pat 652 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,440 McAfee show. 653 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,680 And so I started researching it. 654 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:33,280 I paid attention to him and how he handled the media and how he handled the season throughout 655 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:37,760 that season and his demeanor and his way of speaking to them. 656 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:41,600 They had a tough season last year and his way of handling the media and handling the 657 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:42,600 questions. 658 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:46,040 And I could see it in his eyes that he knows something that I didn't. 659 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:53,800 Poyer 32 added that he first tried to plant medicine while on a family trip in Costa Rica, 660 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:58,420 which required him to take it to participate in different ceremonies. 661 00:32:58,420 --> 00:33:03,440 After that retreat, Poyer says he felt revitalized and emerged in a new man. 662 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:07,980 The safety went through multiple injuries last season, but finding ayahuasca helped 663 00:33:07,980 --> 00:33:11,200 him break out of that mental funk that injuries cause. 664 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:15,160 Poyer then added that he doesn't think ayahuasca is for everyone. 665 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:19,840 He is planning another retreat and more family members and teammates. 666 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:28,640 Poyer opted to, with more teammates and family members are going to be trying ayahuasca is 667 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:29,840 what it sounds like. 668 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:34,040 Poyer opted to stay with Buffalo this off season instead of testing free agents. 669 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:37,240 They signed in a two year deal worth 12.5 million. 670 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:41,360 Currently the veteran's safety has 41 total tackles on this season. 671 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:45,360 He and the Bills have one of their biggest games of the season coming up Sunday night 672 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:50,480 when they face the Cincinnati Bengals, which they are doing right now. 673 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:55,400 And let me check the score here real quick. 674 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:59,000 When you guys listen to this podcast, you're going to know who won, but you know what? 675 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,000 I don't know. 676 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:05,360 So it's 14 to 7, the Bengals. 677 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:13,240 So anyhow, anyhow, if you hear a dog bark in the background, I think my wife's home. 678 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:20,120 So anyhow, yep. 679 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,800 Let's see here. 680 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:27,080 You know that spider that you squished, it could have been used for science. 681 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,080 You know they're using spiders for- 682 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:31,080 That's funny, I used color swollen one a while ago. 683 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,080 Oh, okay. 684 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,080 Good for you. 685 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,080 What kind was it? 686 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:35,080 What color was it? 687 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,080 It was a spider. 688 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,080 Oh, okay. 689 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,080 All right. 690 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,080 And it was outside my front door. 691 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,080 Oh, okay. 692 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,760 Well, it was asking for it. 693 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:45,800 Yeah, it was like five minutes before the show. 694 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:46,800 Okay. 695 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,160 At least that's what Fay Yip said and Daniel Preston think. 696 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:55,880 Yip is a mechanical engineer and PhD student in Preston's lab at Rice University where 697 00:34:55,880 --> 00:35:02,680 she co-authored a paper on reanimating spider corpses create grippers or tiny machines used 698 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,400 to pick up and put down delicate objects. 699 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:12,520 Yip impressed and dubbed this use of biotic materials for robotic parts, necrobotics, 700 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:18,060 and think this technique could one day become a cheap green addition to the field. 701 00:35:18,060 --> 00:35:25,160 It all started when Yip noticed dead spiders curled in the corners of the lab one day. 702 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,880 When did they die on their backs and their legs curled in? 703 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,960 Or why did they die on their backs and their legs curled in? 704 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:37,200 The question let her down a classic spiral of scientific curiosity. 705 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:44,160 We did a really quick search online and we found that spiders do not have antagonistic 706 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,520 muscle pairs. 707 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:50,380 She said instead they rely on flexor muscles to curl their legs inward towards their body 708 00:35:50,380 --> 00:35:53,360 in hydraulic pressure to extend their legs outward. 709 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,520 Hydraulic? 710 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,840 So this would be fluid in their body, I guess, Rob? 711 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:05,240 Well if you think about it, it would be like a backhoe arm. 712 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,760 Yeah, yeah you're right. 713 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:11,080 That's what they're talking about, the hydro... 714 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,760 Yeah you're right, you're right. 715 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:16,400 ... would replicate a bobcat arm. 716 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:21,000 Since Preston's lab focuses on soft robotics, they saw the spider biology and inspiration 717 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:26,980 for a pneumatic gripper, you're right, pneumatic gripper, or claw-like device. 718 00:36:26,980 --> 00:36:32,320 But instead of classic metal claw, they used something much spookier, a spider corpse. 719 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:36,440 When spiders die, their muscles tense up, so when the spider is alive, they can actively 720 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:41,840 control the valves in each leg too, so that it can have this walking motion. 721 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:45,680 When it dies, it loses the control over these valves, Yap explains. 722 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:51,720 Yap wondered if she could reimpose control over the spider's legs using compressed air. 723 00:36:51,720 --> 00:37:00,800 The injected air pressurizes the dead spider's hemogloph, which is a rough analog of blood, 724 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,320 that hasn't yet dried up in the corpse. 725 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:07,960 The hemoflop, or whatever the hell it is, adds pressure to the joints, creating a claw-like 726 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,840 grabbing motion, and Yap says the experiment worked. 727 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:15,680 The Necrobotics, as Yap and Preston call them, could pick up fragile materials like wires 728 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,760 and even other spiders. 729 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:31,280 So anyhow, Necrobotics, sounds like a cool way to pick up fragile shit, huh? 730 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,760 Yeah, yeah. 731 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:34,760 It does. 732 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:38,960 Alright Rob, you got anything you want on your mind, anything you want to say? 733 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,960 Any stories? 734 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:48,960 Yeah, you keep, you've been mentioning to everybody about me coming up to Kansas City. 735 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:49,960 Yep. 736 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:54,480 Well, I kind of want to clear that up. 737 00:37:54,480 --> 00:38:02,720 I'm, between Christmas, New Year's, I'm on vacation for a couple weeks. 738 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:06,520 So what I'm going to do is I'm going to go up to Kansas City for anywhere from three 739 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:14,960 to five days, and me and Mark are going to plan as many episodes as we can down at the 740 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:19,760 River City Market together. 741 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,200 And we cannot wait. 742 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,240 We're getting pretty excited about this. 743 00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:30,440 Yeah, that's going to be cool. 744 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:37,240 And then, you know, I have a life here, but I am going to start coming up, I'm going to 745 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:40,240 try it at least once a month. 746 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:49,680 You know, come up on a Friday night, and we can work on it Saturday and Sunday, you know. 747 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,560 Yep, yeah, sounds cool to me. 748 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,720 I'm all about that, that sounds good. 749 00:38:55,720 --> 00:39:00,400 Alright, so what, people thinking like you're moving up here, is that what they were thinking 750 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,400 or what? 751 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:07,440 Well, I don't know, I just don't, you know, I don't want to get that way, you know, don't 752 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,440 even remember starting. 753 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,640 Yeah, you know what, you're right, absolutely. 754 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:16,120 Yeah, so, okay. 755 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:21,240 You know, Michael Jordan's son, Marcus Jordan, know anything about him at all? 756 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:24,120 No, I haven't heard anything about him lately. 757 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,120 Okay. 758 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:30,760 He is dating Larsa Pippen, Scottie Pippen's ex-wife. 759 00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:36,360 Scottie Pippen, yeah, Scottie Pippen was Michael Jordan's famous teammate, won a lot 760 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:42,720 of championships together with the Chicago Bulls. 761 00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:47,160 So okay, this sounds like this is about to get interesting. 762 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:51,680 Well, I mean, yeah, it is, because all the women in the world, he had to pick Scottie 763 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,160 Pippen's ex-wife. 764 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,640 This is Michael Jordan's son. 765 00:39:55,640 --> 00:40:00,040 So aesthetically, it probably doesn't look good, Larsa Pippen said. 766 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,880 Just to hear it doesn't resonate well with people. 767 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:06,840 The two seem to be happy despite the odd circumstances. 768 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:11,640 Marcus said during an interview, he would want his dad to be his best man. 769 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:17,980 Marcus said his dad has never interfered with his dating life and isn't going to start now. 770 00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:23,560 He just wants me to be happy and if that happens to be with Larsa Pippen, then that's okay 771 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:27,520 with him and he really doesn't have anything to do with that. 772 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:32,240 And it doesn't say how Scottie Pippen feels or if he's ever mentioned it at all, but it 773 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:35,120 just sounds weird, doesn't it? 774 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:38,560 Yeah, yeah it does. 775 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:44,080 So let's take us a little break and we'll be right back here with some more bullshit. 776 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,080 How's that? 777 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:46,080 Sounds good. 778 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,360 Alright, stay tuned for bullshit. 779 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:49,360 We've got plenty. 780 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:51,560 We've got pockets full of it. 781 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:56,160 We've got, you know those things that you reach in for candy, like one of those pumpkins, 782 00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:57,160 right? 783 00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,160 And they give out candy? 784 00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:01,960 Well we've got one full of bullshit. 785 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:08,480 So the first ten people that send me an email, we will send them a piece of the bullshit 786 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,360 out of there. 787 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,180 We just give here. 788 00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:14,180 We just give. 789 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:16,200 We're just giving people. 790 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,200 I know. 791 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,200 You're welcome America. 792 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,200 You're welcome. 793 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,080 Oh, all over, actually all over. 794 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,080 We can't just say America. 795 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,080 Yes. 796 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,080 Yeah. 797 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,080 You're welcome the world. 798 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,480 We're more than just America. 799 00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:27,600 That's right. 800 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:28,800 Big and bad. 801 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,760 Big and bad two douche bags and a microphone. 802 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,520 Your morning cup of coffee. 803 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,400 Your morning show. 804 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,000 So anyhow, we'll be right back. 805 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000 And evening. 806 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,000 And evening. 807 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000 Yeah, whatever the fuck. 808 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,040 You know, play it in the morning and evening. 809 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,920 Play it solid for 24 hours straight. 810 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,640 Seven days a week. 811 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:49,200 Never turn us off. 812 00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:50,200 Right? 813 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,600 And listen. 814 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:52,600 That's right. 815 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:57,360 So, but make sure you do it from different phones so we get credit. 816 00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,440 You know, if you've got to take someone's phone and just start playing it, do that. 817 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,960 That's just the way that it's got to be. 818 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:03,960 Yeah. 819 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:08,320 Yeah, you know, you go to church, get it on theirs, listen to our filth. 820 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:11,520 I'm sure they'll love that. 821 00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:16,840 You know, at work, you know, commandeer your boss's computer, put it on there and tell 822 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:21,120 him if he doesn't fucking listen that you're going to smack him in his head. 823 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:22,120 Works well. 824 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,120 Works well. 825 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:28,160 And like I said before, if you do anything we say, you're not going to have a happy 826 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,160 life. 827 00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:30,160 So anyhow. 828 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,160 No, you're not. 829 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,600 We're going to go ahead and go to break like originally promised. 830 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:37,520 So okay, we'll be right back. 831 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:45,800 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 832 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,600 It's strange insults from an alien. 833 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:49,600 Real hilarity. 834 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,160 You are just like a cloud. 835 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,120 It's a beautiful day when you disappear. 836 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,120 Oh shit. 837 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,120 What's that over there? 838 00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:57,120 Oh no. 839 00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:58,120 It's the island of horrible jokes. 840 00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,120 If I ever find that, I'm going to kill you. 841 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,120 I'm going to kill you. 842 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,120 I'm going to kill you. 843 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,120 I'm going to kill you. 844 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,120 I'm going to kill you. 845 00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,120 I'm going to kill you. 846 00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:05,120 I'm going to kill you. 847 00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,120 I'm going to kill you. 848 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,120 I'm going to kill you. 849 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:08,120 I'm going to kill you. 850 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:09,120 I'm going to kill you. 851 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:10,120 I'm going to kill you. 852 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,120 I'm going to kill you. 853 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,120 I'm a fucking doctor who is going to take care of me. 854 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,120 Oh my god. 855 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,120 Get me out of here. 856 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:15,120 I want to thank you. 857 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,120 When I find that doctor, who screwed up my limb replacement surgery, I will kill him 858 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:17,120 with my bare hands. 859 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:29,960 Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes and scream, Hey, there's 860 00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:35,960 no toilet paper in here. 861 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:41,680 Somewhere in the heavens your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little Bebo 862 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,120 is listening to this film. 863 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:48,840 Next up, Things Over Heard in Hell. 864 00:43:48,840 --> 00:44:17,920 Hell will be your main course forever. 865 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:29,540 This clip NOS2 on Earth is T Noon. 866 00:44:29,540 --> 00:44:35,580 here don't we love them we do Gen Z loves us too we're number one in Gen Z 867 00:44:35,580 --> 00:44:40,780 or say they they you know they they even started their own online petition to 868 00:44:40,780 --> 00:44:50,980 get us put on on regular radio Gen Z did not really cool any way why don't you 869 00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:58,460 cool that ain't what we want no I know no no no podcast is a cool thing right 870 00:44:58,460 --> 00:45:04,980 now podcast is the shit that's right so yesterday's technology today you're 871 00:45:04,980 --> 00:45:13,860 welcome the world so Gen Z could have to wave goodbye to resumes because most 872 00:45:13,860 --> 00:45:18,780 companies have turned to skills based recruitment and find it more effective 873 00:45:18,780 --> 00:45:22,980 research shows so what they're talking about is headhunters they just pay 874 00:45:22,980 --> 00:45:27,660 someone to find this person they're looking for that person contacts you on 875 00:45:27,660 --> 00:45:33,260 LinkedIn or whatever you know whatever your site is and that person is like hey 876 00:45:33,260 --> 00:45:39,100 Mark yeah we hear you do this show called two douchebags in the microphone 877 00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:44,060 and you know we'd like you to come to our show you know or whatever or or 878 00:45:44,060 --> 00:45:49,100 whatever Rob you know Rob you could do much better without that no talent mark 879 00:45:49,100 --> 00:45:54,500 you want to join our show you know no yeah no I don't want to join any others 880 00:45:54,500 --> 00:46:01,460 either so anyhow so this guy would be paid to find you it might not be long 881 00:46:01,460 --> 00:46:06,860 before resumes are a thing in the past because bosses are favoring skill-based 882 00:46:06,860 --> 00:46:12,860 hiring and reporting big results trying to put down many years of experience in 883 00:46:12,860 --> 00:46:18,260 a two-page resume has never been easy now the middleman comes looking for you 884 00:46:18,260 --> 00:46:22,580 newest research shows that many companies are moving away from relying 885 00:46:22,580 --> 00:46:26,660 on traditional job applications more and more companies are hiring a headhunter 886 00:46:26,660 --> 00:46:32,020 to come find you so you're you know you're sitting at home and maybe you're 887 00:46:32,020 --> 00:46:36,820 fine with your job maybe you're okay maybe it's no big deal okay and you're 888 00:46:36,820 --> 00:46:40,900 happy where you're at and all sudden someone calls you goes hey you know what 889 00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:46,020 we're just here looking at your skills here and we'd like you to invite 890 00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:52,980 you to come in and talk to whoever you know plant down the road or radio down 891 00:46:52,980 --> 00:47:03,500 the road or whatever and then interesting stuff yeah they have all 892 00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:10,620 kinds of online services and stuff and I think it's the best idea because one 893 00:47:10,620 --> 00:47:16,140 thing is is you may be happy where you're at okay and you may be fine but 894 00:47:16,140 --> 00:47:20,020 you may not know that there's a better opportunity out there because someone is 895 00:47:20,020 --> 00:47:25,860 looking specifically for someone just like you a headhunter looks this over 896 00:47:25,860 --> 00:47:33,660 or a you know a recruiter whatever you want to call them so they look this over 897 00:47:33,660 --> 00:47:37,780 ago you know what we think Mark or Rob is a great fit for this so we're gonna 898 00:47:37,780 --> 00:47:41,780 call him up and then you know he you they can ask you well how much do you 899 00:47:41,780 --> 00:47:45,620 make there what's your benefits and all that and then you have a good base or 900 00:47:45,620 --> 00:47:49,900 like well we really want to bring you on this company so then actually in my 901 00:47:49,900 --> 00:47:57,880 opinion I think you have a better better bargaining power a better position to to 902 00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:03,140 get more money or a better status or all the above right if they come looking for 903 00:48:03,140 --> 00:48:09,260 you if they're coming looking for you then your stance is much easier as a 904 00:48:09,260 --> 00:48:16,580 potential employee you'd be like well you know I'm really happy here I know 905 00:48:16,580 --> 00:48:19,780 you guys are offering a little bit more money but I mean it's just not enough to 906 00:48:19,780 --> 00:48:23,240 get me to budge so then you can put the ball back in their corner they could be 907 00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:26,700 like well we think this guy's worth a little bit more so hire him or whatever 908 00:48:26,700 --> 00:48:32,380 you know I think it's a great idea so anyhow Jen's ears that's what you're 909 00:48:32,380 --> 00:48:35,340 looking at and I'm sure you don't give a shit because I'm sure you don't want to 910 00:48:35,340 --> 00:48:45,140 fill out applications anyhow right right so Lebanon Tennessee a middle 911 00:48:45,140 --> 00:48:48,980 Tennessee couple exchange vows on a lovely family farm two days before 912 00:48:48,980 --> 00:48:55,060 Halloween then they had the reception with a side of hash browns Eli Hall 913 00:48:55,060 --> 00:49:00,940 Brooke and Mary Kate hedge met during high school in 2016 the Wilson County 914 00:49:00,940 --> 00:49:05,500 natives later reconnected after Eli joined the Marines they would talk on 915 00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:12,820 the phone daily when he finished up his tour and when Eli returned to Tennessee 916 00:49:12,820 --> 00:49:18,460 from Japan his first stateside meal was at Waffle House fast forward a few years 917 00:49:18,460 --> 00:49:21,900 and the happy couple celebrated their engagement while planning their wedding 918 00:49:21,900 --> 00:49:27,980 Mary Kate felt she was getting more attention than the groom she decided to 919 00:49:27,980 --> 00:49:32,980 surprise Eli with a wedding reception at his favorite restaurant and that's 920 00:49:32,980 --> 00:49:38,660 exactly what they did the Lebanon couple spent the evening of October 29 921 00:49:38,660 --> 00:49:42,280 celebrating their new life as a married couple at the Waffle House on South 922 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:46,280 Cumberland Street join us in congratulating the happy couple may they 923 00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:51,300 always see the sunny side of life is what Waffle House said and we all got a 924 00:49:51,300 --> 00:49:56,220 big har har from that right sunny side we get it yep real knee slapper 925 00:49:56,220 --> 00:50:06,940 yee-haw wee yay we're a clown nose right Rob you got something yeah I did 926 00:50:06,940 --> 00:50:14,380 all right Rob the floor is yours I've got a long-awaited 927 00:50:14,380 --> 00:50:30,260 old west hygiene for you do not so fresh reality of cowboys and their horses 928 00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:36,180 when when we imagine cowboys we envision tough and rugged individuals with a 929 00:50:36,180 --> 00:50:42,860 deep bond to their loyal steeds running across vast landscapes and embarking on 930 00:50:42,860 --> 00:50:49,860 daring escapades their partnership is the stuff of legends but behind the 931 00:50:49,860 --> 00:50:56,540 romanticized facade of the Wild West lies a less glamorous truth 932 00:50:56,540 --> 00:51:02,860 cowboys known for their infrequent bathing unintentionally subjected their 933 00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:10,300 beloved horses to the same fate as these as they traveled great distances proper 934 00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:17,540 hygiene took a backseat for both rider and horse apparently the cowboys were 935 00:51:17,540 --> 00:51:23,420 known for entering the town after a long journey with a potent and distinctive 936 00:51:23,420 --> 00:51:33,100 set following them and walking through the air oh okay yeah I mean yeah I 937 00:51:33,100 --> 00:51:39,300 thought if I knew cowboys would stay you know well I mean they're wearing a lot 938 00:51:39,300 --> 00:51:44,300 of leather in the hot sun horses ever thought about the horses and they only 939 00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:48,860 they didn't even have fans yeah no me no I know I never did think about the 940 00:51:48,860 --> 00:51:54,500 horses either Wow yeah yeah I would think that a pack of 941 00:51:54,500 --> 00:52:00,300 cowboys smelt like a like a like a fucking honey wagon don't you think oh 942 00:52:00,300 --> 00:52:10,940 yeah maybe even worse who knows yeah so Wow yeah you bring up some I love this 943 00:52:10,940 --> 00:52:14,980 old west hygiene because you bring up some points that no one would ever even 944 00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:25,700 think about you know yeah that's cool all right well cool 945 00:52:25,700 --> 00:52:37,220 Burlington Connecticut a detective's found a massive psychedelic mushroom 946 00:52:37,220 --> 00:52:41,860 operation I was trying to find the store earlier earlier to combine it all in one 947 00:52:41,860 --> 00:52:46,680 area you know with the Aaron Rodgers poyer mushroom thing and all that I 948 00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:50,580 wanted to condense it all into there but I couldn't find the article earlier so I 949 00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:57,420 just now found it so anyhow so we're doing it now the Texas found a massive 950 00:52:57,420 --> 00:53:03,340 psychedelic mushroom operation worth an estimated 8.5 million at a Lion Road home 951 00:53:03,340 --> 00:53:08,580 Thursday according to Connecticut State Police police charged the resident 21 952 00:53:08,580 --> 00:53:16,860 year old Weston cell in connection with the extensive lab members of the Drug 953 00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:23,220 Enforcement Administration Hartford tax the task force and detectives from the 954 00:53:23,220 --> 00:53:27,940 statewide narcotics North Central office went to the home around 9 a.m. Thursday 955 00:53:27,940 --> 00:53:35,660 after receiving a tip suggesting that cell was operating a mushroom growing 956 00:53:35,660 --> 00:53:40,420 operation for lack of it it has a different way of describing it here but 957 00:53:40,420 --> 00:53:44,800 let me just put it like this it was a mushroom growing and harvesting 958 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:50,620 operation so not only was he growing mushrooms but he was always also 959 00:53:50,620 --> 00:53:59,860 manipulating these mushrooms to be like more of a psychedelic so anyhow sole 960 00:53:59,860 --> 00:54:04,900 accompany detectives to a detached garage on the property where detectives 961 00:54:04,900 --> 00:54:10,420 saw a large mushroom growing operation police said soul at first claimed the 962 00:54:10,420 --> 00:54:15,140 mushrooms he was growing were not illegal and did not consent to detectives 963 00:54:15,140 --> 00:54:19,140 search in the home detectives then got a search warrant granted out of State 964 00:54:19,140 --> 00:54:23,460 Superior Court in New Britain and discovered the mushroom growing factory 965 00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:28,700 containing the the mushrooms the psychedelic mushrooms in various stages 966 00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:34,940 of growth state police said anyhow they have photos of these mushrooms I mean 967 00:54:34,940 --> 00:54:40,700 there are like tons of them everywhere huge mushroom small rush mushrooms this 968 00:54:40,700 --> 00:54:46,180 guy one had one hell of an elaborate operation and it says just him but I 969 00:54:46,180 --> 00:54:54,340 kind of find it hard to believe it was just him doing that don't you yeah I do 970 00:54:54,340 --> 00:55:04,540 yeah I yeah so anyhow he's busted he's he's probably in jail right now unless 971 00:55:04,540 --> 00:55:11,660 he bonded out I would think he's probably in jail so anyhow good luck hope 972 00:55:11,660 --> 00:55:16,780 you got a good lawyer that's what it sounds like so anyhow let's go ahead and 973 00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:21,140 wrap this first one up Rob that sound good and then we'll get to the second 974 00:55:21,140 --> 00:55:26,980 podcast alright alrighty everybody thank you for listening we will be right back 975 00:55:26,980 --> 00:55:34,620 with a second podcast have good night good night 976 00:55:44,860 --> 00:55:52,220 hey where do they go where the douchebags hmm oh my god someone took a dump in the 977 00:55:52,220 --> 00:55:58,860 corner oh geez oh glad they're gone let's just hope they don't come back 978 00:55:58,860 --> 00:56:24,060 man that smells