1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it's two douchebags and a microphone podcast. 2 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:32,000 The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat. 3 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Dandelion can be stewed with wild mustard and garlic for a very tasty stew. You could even introduce our old friend the hickory nut for a bit of smoky flavor. 4 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:58,000 A lot of podcasts just come from a can. Here at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, we pour our own podcasts. 5 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:10,000 Two Douchebags and a Microphone, I'm Mark. And I'm Rob. 6 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Rob, you have some stuff that you want to get to and we'll get to it here in a little bit. You said that you have an industry in particular you want to rattle their cage a little bit. We will do that a little bit later on. 7 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Yeah, I'm giving up a habit because of something that I've done. 8 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Okay, sounds good. Alright. Well, let's start off with something a little bit lighthearted then. You want to do that? 9 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Yeah, that's it. 10 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Okay, you know Doritos has got a new silent software. It's the world's first noise canceling technology compatible with all types of PCs to support co-op gaming. 11 00:01:52,000 --> 00:02:07,000 New research indicates that the sound of snacking frustrates gamers across the globe, particularly Doritos. People eat Doritos and they game and it distracts the other gamers and hurts their game. 12 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:24,000 So they've been fielding a lot of complaints about this, so Doritos have come up with an answer. And that is this new app that they invented that cancels the crunch noises so people can game better. Sound interesting? 13 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Yeah, yeah, because I could save a lot of people a lot of money, but go ahead. 14 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Me too, but anyhow. So new research indicates that the sound of snacking frustrates gamers across the globe. The brand new software can be downloaded for free by heading to doritos.co.uk backslash silent. 15 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:59,000 That's doritos.co.uk backslash silent, or you can just Google it and it'll give you the website right there when you Google it. So, estimated 70% of gamers eat chips of some sort. 16 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Over 30% say the noise is distracting and impacts their performance. Doritos claims to have a large presence in the gaming world. They say that they're the biggest presence of snacks in the gaming world. 17 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:30,000 I don't know how they got this statistic or whatever, but anyhow they say that they are the biggest industry of snacking in the gaming industry and that's why they're doing something about this with this crunch canceling app. 18 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:38,000 So, anyhow, so you know Jeffy X, he heard about this right? You know our buddy Jeffy X? 19 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:47,000 I can't forget him. He's my best friend man. I know, I know. You're knitting him some stuff. He's my number two best friend. 20 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Yes, you're knitting him some stuff and I'm sending him a couple of hookers. So, yeah, Jeffy X is going to be set up good. 21 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Yeah, he'll be set up good for this Christmas. 22 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Well, Jeffy X has uncovered other silencing software that has failed. 23 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Oh, okay. 24 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:16,000 He is everywhere dude. Jeffy X, I don't know how you do it, but he got into the Doritos factory this time. I mean he left Massive Hill. 25 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 We may have to think about giving him a raise. 26 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:29,000 I know, I know. I mean we could raise his pay for nothing to, I don't know, a buck. That's a hundred percent raise increase. 27 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean he's going above and beyond. That's a hundred percent raise increase. Who the hell gets a hundred percent raise increase? 28 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Nobody. Except Jeffy X. Jeffy X, your dollar is in the mail. 29 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:51,000 So, number one, this is software that has failed. This is noise canceling software that has failed. 30 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Number one, the sound of millennials whining about adulting. Turns out Xers and Boomers enjoy the whining. 31 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 So, if they don't... 32 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 I'd try to get a kick out of this. 33 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Yeah, me too. Me too. So, therefore, when the youngsters are whining about having to, I don't know, go across town to pick up something or, I don't know, go to work or go cash or check or whatever or go buy groceries. 34 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Evidently, Xers and Boomers enjoy that. So, that failed. It flopped. I mean they were doing that, you know, they were doing noise canceling app so we could walk around and not hear them whining. 35 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Turns out they didn't need it. So, number two, the sound of overzealous Bluetooth guy. 36 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Turns out people need the warning that someone is going to cut them off in the grocery store line. 37 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Make sense? 38 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Yeah. 39 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,000 You know, overzealous Bluetooth guy that like looks at the ceiling and talks as loud as he can. 40 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:55,000 You know the motherfucker is going to cut you off sooner or later and then act like you're the asshole. 41 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:03,000 Well, it turns out that people don't want the noise canceling software because they want to know where the idiot is at so they don't accidentally run into it. 42 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,000 You know what I do? 43 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 That's why I only put in one earphone. 44 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:13,000 Ah! Me, I put in both and hope for the best. 45 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:23,000 No, I, well, I, well, like at the stores I go to I know pretty much everybody that works there. 46 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:30,000 So, and everybody is going to want to talk to me so I turn my music down and only have one earphone in. 47 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:35,000 Okay. Me, I flip them off and tell them to leave me the fuck alone. 48 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Say look, during working hours, don't bother me. 49 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 I live in a small town. 50 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Oh, okay, okay. Well, then maybe you shouldn't do that. 51 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,000 And honestly I don't do that anyhow. 52 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Number three, Joe Buck, Tony Romo, and Troy Aikman canceling software are on back order due to extremely high demand. 53 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:05,000 So, that did go through. It's the noise canceling for Joe Buck, Tony Romo, and Troy Aikman. 54 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 And Chris Collins works here. 55 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Did it go through? 56 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:14,000 Yeah, it went through but they can't get it. They sold so many of them and they can't build them but so fast. 57 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,000 So, it's on back order so good luck getting that. 58 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Damn, I have two years of listening to that. 59 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:31,000 Yeah, I know. Wouldn't it be great to turn on ABC or ESPN and not hear their fucking annoying voices because you have the app. 60 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,000 So, anyhow. 61 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:39,000 Number four, Neighbors Dog canceling software didn't hit. 62 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Turns out turning up the music has the same effect and that's what everybody does. 63 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Man, Jeffy X, he really did an excellent job. Didn't he do an exceptional job here? 64 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Yes, he did. 65 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:59,000 He just dug in and he really got to the meat of this shit here. He's something else. 66 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:12,000 So, next one, the politician noise canceling software hit a snag because it would take up too much battery power to shut the blabbering fools down so it's not feasible. 67 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,000 Okay, I can see that. 68 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Yeah, yeah, they blabber so much that every time they came at it with something it just really, you know, it just, it drained the whole computer. 69 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 It drained everything. 70 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 It would be like driving an electric car. 71 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Yes, yes. Yeah. 72 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Yeah, so that didn't happen. And then finally, number six, two douchebags and microphone has a mute button so the noise canceling software wasn't needed anymore. 73 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000 Who the hell put that in there? 74 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:55,000 I don't know. It wasn't Jeffy X. He's just reporting it. 75 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Oh, I know that. 76 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:03,000 Jeffy X loves us. I don't know. Somewhere, someone doesn't. 77 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Even they know about us. 78 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:15,000 I know. I know. I was kind of, I don't know what we could call it, I don't know, kind of warmed up that they even mentioned us. 79 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,000 I was like, wow, glad to know we're getting under their skin. 80 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Yeah, this is the first time we've heard from them. 81 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 Yeah, I know. 82 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:32,000 So, I have some emails here, Rob. 83 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Oh, awesome. 84 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,000 Yeah, remember I promised some of these emails. 85 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 I hope. I hope. 86 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Depends on how you look at it, Rob. 87 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,000 So I only had a chance to write down like eight or nine of them. 88 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 But I'll have more. 89 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,000 Stooey in New Hampshire wrote, 90 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Rasslin is cool but the segment shouldn't go on too long like other shows do. 91 00:09:55,000 --> 00:10:01,000 I would think five minutes should be enough. Thank you. Great podcast. I listen to every show and tell my friends as well. 92 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Okay. 93 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:08,000 So he's for Rasslin, but he says it should only last five minutes. 94 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,000 Can I answer that? 95 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,000 Yeah, sure. 96 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:20,000 Well, my plan was I was going to treat it like one of our news stories. 97 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:25,000 I was just going to throw in a little old news story about Rasslin. 98 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,000 There you go, Jeff. Not Jeff, Stooey. 99 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 I was going to sit here for the whole podcast and talk about Rasslin. 100 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:35,000 Well, this is only one person. This is just Stooey and he's for Rasslin. 101 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,000 So I get what he's saying. I get what he's saying though. 102 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000 He's like condensed. Thank you, Stooey. 103 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Yeah, I think it's a really good suggestion. 104 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:49,000 And he took initiative and he's in New Hampshire telling people about us. So thank you, Stooey. 105 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,000 Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah, it is. 106 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:57,000 So next one. No effing way. Rasslin is fake. 107 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Don't dare clog up my funding with that garbage. 108 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000 Seth in College Station, Texas. 109 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Now we know who's listening in College Station. 110 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 Yeah, I know. He's at one dot we have down there, dude. 111 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Yeah, yeah. 112 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Okay, Seth, thank you. Well taken. 113 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000 I just checked RSS.com this morning. 114 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 That's who's listening to us down there. Thank you. 115 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Dude, dude, you are right. Our percentage is amazing. 116 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Yeah, I know. I mean, it's going off the chain right now. It's fantastic. 117 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:39,000 Like I said, let us be your morning show. You listen to us and then go to your music. 118 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:44,000 All that other garbage, that canned bullshit they have on the radio isn't worth the shit and we all know this. 119 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:51,000 They can't be real. They can't say what they really think. They can't cuss. It's just warmed up garbage. 120 00:11:51,000 --> 00:12:00,000 All the real stuff has had to leave the regular radio platform to do anything inventive or initiative or even get paid. 121 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,000 So here we are. 122 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Next one. NFL is the only sport I want to hear about. 123 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Rasslin I can just go watch on demand anyway. Clem and Austin. 124 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,000 Okay. 125 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:21,000 Next one. I think it's cool that we're getting all this stuff about wrestling. I really do. 126 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,000 I'm glad people are answering. 127 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:31,000 It's bringing interest. I can tell you that. Whether they love it or hate it, they want to talk about it. 128 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 So we're two to one right now. 129 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Two to one. Next one. Rasslin is cool. Love to hear results, dudes. Thanks. Love the show. Mike and Montrose. 130 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Mike and Montrose. 131 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:53,000 I thought we only had one listener in Montrose. Oh no, the other guy. The other guy didn't live in Montrose. 132 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000 Yeah, he admitted he wasn't there. 133 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000 Jerry does not live in Montrose. 134 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:07,000 Yeah, once he told me about the act picture and I came up with it, he failed. 135 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:15,000 So I think Mike in Montrose might have sent this out as a rebuttal like he's the listener in Montrose and not. 136 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:23,000 I don't know. Because it actually came in the mail probably about ten days ago before we even broadcast the Jerry one. 137 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:29,000 Thank you Mike. You just tied it up for me. Yeah, there we go. 138 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:38,000 Okay, next one. I think Rasslin should be a once a month segment like Ask Padlin. It's cool but not enough to hear every week. 139 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:44,000 The Dodson Family, Point Place, Arkansas. Never heard of Point Place, Arkansas. Have you? 140 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000 Yeah, I have. 141 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:52,000 Okay, well, anyhow. Okay, the Dodson Family says they want to hear it but once a month. 142 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000 Okay. All right. 143 00:13:55,000 --> 00:14:05,000 Okay, next one. Say no to Rob's ass hair. Mark and Casey. And no, it's not me. I did not. That's not me. 144 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:12,000 I guess it's another Mark or someone just making fun and just using my name. 145 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:23,000 Next one. We do not need Rob to prove anything ass hair wise. No one else had to. Wayne and Stone County. 146 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Stone County. Is Stone County southern Missouri? 147 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Oh, oh. Stone County. 148 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000 Oh, do you know him? 149 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Down around Reeg Spring. 150 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000 Oh, that is Stone County. Yeah, you're right. 151 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:43,000 I moved here twenty years ago from Stone County. 152 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000 Do you know this guy maybe? 153 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000 No, I don't. I don't believe I do. 154 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000 Okay. 155 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:56,000 I've been down there for like a year. But, thank you. Thank you. 156 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000 Yeah, thank you, Wayne. 157 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:07,000 Okay, I would love for Rob to post a pic of his ass hair. Bridget and Boston. 158 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000 Okay. 159 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000 All right. 160 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:18,000 That's a possibility, Bridget. It's a definite possibility. We're still lurking and mulling over stuff. So, we'll figure it out. 161 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:24,000 Yeah, we're trying to figure out if it's legal to send it over the internet. 162 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:30,000 Well, here's the next one. Say no to Rob's ass hair. This is the last one. Say no to Rob's ass hair. 163 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,000 Dude, we believe you. No Moss. Jen and Tupelo. 164 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:42,000 And that is all of the ones that I had a minute to put in. Those were the oldest ones that I had to get to before, you know. 165 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Right, right, right. 166 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:51,000 So, there's a bunch more that I got to filter through and take the good ones out and then the other ones that are just about something else, you know. 167 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000 So, um. 168 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,000 And thank you again, each and every one of you. 169 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,000 For taking the time to. 170 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000 Yes. 171 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Yeah, it was very nice that you guys take the time to, um, to email us and give us suggestions or even stuff about the show. 172 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Because that helps us. The stuff that you're interested in and want to talk about is the stuff we want to talk about. 173 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Yeah, I mean, I knew it. 174 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:26,000 I've got about 20 more emails I've got to sift through. So, hopefully, Saturday I will have more of them. 175 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:30,000 And then maybe Sunday I can finish them up and be caught up. 176 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,000 That's fine. Yeah, that's fine. I knew we were getting up there. 177 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Yeah, I mean, I had to just start taking them out there because, I mean, you know, I was so busy, you know, everything that I got going on. 178 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 And now I got a good friend. 179 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 Yes, I know everything you got going on. 180 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:52,000 You know, valve surgery and then I have a really good friend in intensive care right now. 181 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000 Oh, I did not know that. 182 00:16:54,000 --> 00:17:02,000 Yeah, I went to go see her today and anyhow, so just a lot of stuff going on. So, anyhow. 183 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:11,000 Um, why don't we take a little break and when we come back, you have something you want to bitch about, I think, right? 184 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000 Yeah, I'm tired of bitching. 185 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000 Okay, you're going to do something. 186 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,000 This is something that needs to be addressed because I'm not the only one that sees it. 187 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000 Okay, all right. Well, we'll be right back. 188 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000 It's a customer's complaint. 189 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Okay, we'll be right back and we're going to field Rob's complaint and go into some other stuff. So, we'll be right back. 190 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 191 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:59,000 The other day, my vacuum became clogged. I had to open up my vacuum and unclog it. 192 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:08,000 So, essentially, I was cleaning my vacuum, which was a vacuum cleaner, but I became the vacuum cleaner. 193 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000 Mind blown. 194 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 195 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:23,000 Man, I sure wish I was the garbage man. You know what I could do if I was the garbage man? 196 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:35,000 I could go to the wrong parts of town on the wrong days periodically in the morning and then watch everybody run out of their house in their underwear with two bags of trash screaming, stop, halt. 197 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:41,000 Yeah, that's what I'd love to do. 198 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,000 All across America, Brick Shit House is for you. 199 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:15,000 Please enjoy Brick Shit House energy drink responsibly. It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues. 200 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:38,000 And I figured, you know what? I'm going to try Grizzly because, you know, Grizzly's my go-to when I'm like a buck and a half short, whatever. 201 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000 Yeah, I know. It's a little bit cheaper. It's not quite as good, but it's good enough. 202 00:19:41,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Right, right, right. And I'm thinking, okay, hopefully it was just school. I didn't know, but I was stuck in my pocket, come back to the house, and then son went to work. I get to work, I open this can, and it looked like fine trash. 203 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:13,000 So all of these places are doing this now? They're not really giving you a lot of cash? 204 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:34,000 I got to talking this morning, I got to talking to the cashier, and he told me, he said, good luck. I've been hearing a lot of guys talk about this. How their long cut is like half of what it used to be. 205 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:40,000 You're not talking about how much is in the can, you're talking about the cut, the grinds. 206 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:45,000 Yeah, the cut of it, the length of it, how it stays together. 207 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,000 Let me try to explain this to someone that may not quite understand. 208 00:20:50,000 --> 00:21:11,000 Okay, you know how coffee, you have like a French press cut, or a cold brew cut, that is longer grains that you don't chop up as much? Okay, and then to brew coffee, you have a very fine grain that you chopped up more with the bean grinder. 209 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:29,000 It's like that, it's like taking this French press, the longer one, or the cold brew coffee, and putting it back in the bean grinder for another minute, and then just mixing the piss out of it, and then calling it a French cut. It's not the same thing, but they're trying to act like it is. Am I right on that? 210 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Yeah, you're correct. You're correct. For those that don't, you're staying what I'm talking about. 211 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:41,000 Well, I mean, as you've seen, you looked at the numbers, we've got people everywhere, some people may not be familiar. 212 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000 Yeah. 213 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:56,000 But, anyway, Cas, here's a study note. Those guys complain that pretty much every long cut is that what? 214 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000 I wonder why they did that, I don't get that. 215 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:07,000 Well, see, I got the word, and me and my foreman got talking, and by the way, his marks also. 216 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,000 Oh, okay. 217 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000 And he's another good friend of mine. 218 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000 Mark with a K? 219 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000 Yes. 220 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,000 Okay. We don't count the marks with a C, I don't know if I told you that or not. 221 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000 Well, there's only one I do count. 222 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000 Oh, really? Okay. 223 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000 Skippy. 224 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,000 Okay. 225 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:33,000 Mark from Bermatis. 226 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000 Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. 227 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000 And after the tree. Yeah. 228 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000 Okay. All right, he deserves to have a K, actually. 229 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 Yeah, he does, he does. 230 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000 He's still on the road, doing comedy. 231 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 I know he is. I know, yeah. It's pretty cool. 232 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000 I follow him on Facebook. 233 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000 Okay, okay, then I accept him too, you're right. 234 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Yeah, but anyway, I was talking to him because he just gave up long cut. He went to pouches. 235 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe that's why they're doing it, Rob. 236 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:07,000 They want you to buy the pouches, which is considerably less product for more money. 237 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 Well, and we're standard, we're talking. 238 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000 Uh-huh. 239 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:19,000 And the newly found podcast, he asked the question, I wonder why they're doing that. 240 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000 Uh-huh. 241 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,000 And the new found podcaster kicked in on me. 242 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:32,000 The things I have to do on air, when you bring something up, I just have to jump and throw something out there. 243 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000 Uh-huh. 244 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,000 I did that, and it makes sense. 245 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000 Okay. 246 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:43,000 Okay, there's a lot of people that's quitting tobacco. 247 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000 Uh-huh. 248 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000 Especially chewing. 249 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000 Yes. 250 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:54,000 So they have to make these crops make more money. 251 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000 Yes. 252 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000 See what I mean? See where I'm going here? 253 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000 Yes, I do. 254 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:13,000 So what I'm thinking they're doing is they're taking the long cut, cutting it in like half, and making it last longer, 255 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:17,000 because hard time with the crops, whatever. 256 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:22,000 I don't know, I just threw it out there, but it made sense when it rolled out of my mouth. 257 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000 And he agreed. 258 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:34,000 There is something up there, I don't know what it is, but I'm not the only one in Camdenton complaining. 259 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000 I don't know about the rest of the world. 260 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000 It is something like that, it's money related, definitely. 261 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:44,000 Yeah, you're paying seven dollars a can. 262 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Geez, that's how much it is. 263 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Yes, some places more than that. 264 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000 Well you know what, you're going to do yourself a favor quitting anyhow. 265 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000 Yes, I am. 266 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:04,000 Thank you for 40 plus years of enjoying chewing tobacco, because I'm done. 267 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000 It's done. 268 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 I cannot hold it in my mouth. 269 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Okay, Rob, very cool segment. Thanks for being so frank and honest to the audience. 270 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,000 I didn't get out of hand, and I don't know. 271 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:26,000 No, no, no, you did a great job illustrating. 272 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:31,000 That's more of a customer thing, you know what I mean? 273 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:41,000 Yes, I appreciate the way you brought that and how you spoke about it, and you know, it was very well done, Rob. 274 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000 Thank you. 275 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:53,000 Did you hear that there's going to be a big walkout on CVS and Walgreens over working conditions, pharmacists? 276 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000 No, I don't know. 277 00:25:55,000 --> 00:26:00,000 Yeah, employees at some of the largest drug store chains staged a walkout across the country. 278 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:11,000 Walgreens and companies are, they're not union, so it makes it difficult to stage a nationwide walkout. 279 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:19,000 Shane Jerminski, an independent pharmacist in Southern California who used to work for Walgreens, is one of the walkout organizers. 280 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:26,000 He told CNN Monday night that organizers are already submerged in calls about closed pharmacies. 281 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:33,000 Jerminski confirmed that there's at least been 25 store closures because of this. 282 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,000 Many are just calling in sick because of possible retaliation. 283 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,000 United Food and Commercial Workers Union supports the walkout. 284 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:47,000 The walkout is to wake up the company to actively pursue better working conditions. 285 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:54,000 But the thing is, I understand what you're saying, Rob, but every industry I know cannot get enough people. 286 00:26:55,000 --> 00:27:02,000 And I think that they would gladly have more people in a Walgreens or a CVS, but you can't find people to work. 287 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:07,000 Now, if you pay them more money and better benefits, then that's possible. 288 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:13,000 Which everybody at this point is looking for. 289 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,000 Yes, so you know, maybe that's the answer right there. 290 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:27,000 So I know the answer isn't what they're doing because I know that I will not go to a CVS now or a Walgreens because quite frankly, they suck. 291 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,000 And they used to be so good. They were the one you could depend on. They're a little bit higher. 292 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,000 But if you need to go get cough medicine at 3 in the morning, no big deal. 293 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,000 There's a CVS open somewhere. There's a Walgreens open somewhere. No big deal. 294 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:44,000 You need it a minute clinic, no big deal. There they are. 295 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:51,000 They have just continually dropped the ball into where they're like, they're dropping the ball out of existence, in my opinion. 296 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,000 So, I mean, they already had the huge fiasco in California where they weren't prosecuting. 297 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:05,000 This is CVS under $1,000. So people are just like getting $999 worth of stuff and walking out and flipping off the attendant. 298 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:12,000 So, anyhow, CVS has just had one bad time and Walgreens too after another. 299 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:17,000 Good luck to them. I think there's a need for them, definitely. 300 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,000 Yeah, here's my point of view on that, Mark. 301 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:26,000 A drug store is in the medical field. 302 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,000 Yes. 303 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:34,000 You should pay your workers more than a McDonald's employee. 304 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000 And that's part of the problem right there, right? 305 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:42,000 Yeah, that's what everybody's wanting to pay. 306 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:50,000 It's close to minimum wage, but maybe a little bit higher. 307 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Look, it's not like... 308 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000 Go ahead, I'm sorry. 309 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:58,000 Yeah, but today's prices, people have to earn money. 310 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:05,000 It's not like they're giving us a break on everything that we buy. 311 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 I mean, everything's ultra-expensive at CVS and Walgreens. 312 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,000 I'm pretty sure they could afford to pay their help a little bit more. 313 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000 Or quite a bit more. 314 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000 That's what I'm saying. 315 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:22,000 God knows, I pay fucking double sometimes for something at CVS or Walgreens, just to the convenience. 316 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000 So I don't have to go into Walmart and dick through everything. 317 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:31,000 But I get something half the price at Walmart, so maybe they need to really think about what they're doing there. 318 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,000 Yeah, they're just going to boost Walmart. 319 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000 Yeah. 320 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000 And all these other small companies. 321 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 They're going to run the big companies out. 322 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,000 Yeah, I agree. 323 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:54,000 Do you know that Travis Kelsey filed five new trademark requests? 324 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000 Oh, I didn't. 325 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,000 Yep, he did. Here's what they're for. 326 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 The first four trademark requests are, 327 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:16,000 Killer Trav, his Instagram handle for merch, Alright Nah, which is a phrase that he uses a lot on his New Heights podcast with his brother Jason. 328 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000 Yeah. 329 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:24,000 The other three are Travis Kelsey, Flight 87, and Kelsey's Crunch. 330 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:35,000 Pins, posters, bobbleheads, clothing, and even cereal are his targets that he is coming up with to sell this merch. 331 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:41,000 And that is why he trademarked those five names or whatever. 332 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:46,000 Yeah, I'm sitting here looking at a box of Kelsey's Crunch. 333 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:51,000 Oh yeah, delightful cereal. Not really. I don't really like it. I tried it. 334 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:55,000 I've never opened. I've got two of them on me. 335 00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:04,000 I have the two unopened and I have the two that I opened. And each one of them are like Frosted Flakes, which I'm not a fan of. 336 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:09,000 That's what I heard. I just got them for six. 337 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:18,000 I've never been a fan of Frosted Flakes. Never. I just think they're gross. But I know a lot of people like them, so whatever. 338 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 Yeah. 339 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:25,000 Anyhow, I have something a little bit different here. 340 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:32,000 This is a list of weather-related phobias. 341 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:40,000 I got this from Fox4's Joe Lauria's Instagram page. Found it interesting, so I'm bringing it over here to the podcast. 342 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,000 So thank you, Joe Lauria. Watch you most nights that I'm at home. 343 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:49,000 When I'm in Kansas City, I watch you. 344 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000 Yeah. 345 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,000 I hope so. 346 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000 I hope so. 347 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:14,000 Joe, I got a deal for you. Okay. He looks like somebody that would. Yeah. If you listen to the podcast, give us a secret idea, okay? What should he do? 348 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:28,000 Hey, I know, here, Joe, if you listen to Two Deuce Bags in a Microphone on your next newscast after you hear this, grab your earlobe like Carol Burnett when you're done with the forecast. That way we know. 349 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000 Fair enough, Rob? 350 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,000 Yeah, but you're going to have to send me videos. 351 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000 I will. I will. 352 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000 I don't get Fox4 down here. 353 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:45,000 You know what? I will DVR every Fox4 until I see this. 354 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000 Awesome. 355 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:55,000 So anyhow, I got these terms from Fox4 meteorologist Joe Lauria on his Instagram page. The first one is, 356 00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:09,000 Ancrophobia. It is fear of wind. Yeah. Antlophobia. You know what antlophobia is? 357 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,000 Fear of ants. 358 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,000 Fear of floods. 359 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,000 Oh, really? 360 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:22,000 Uh huh. Astrophobia. You know what that is? 361 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000 Yeah? 362 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:31,000 Fear of the Houston Astros, I don't know. Um, fear of thunderstorms. 363 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,000 Okay. 364 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:43,000 Chianophobia. Fear of snow. 365 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:49,000 Alright, that makes sense. 366 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:54,000 Yeah, I guess they're just afraid of snow. They don't walk in it. I don't know. 367 00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:03,000 Um, next one. Cryophobia. 368 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:08,000 Fear of cold days. 369 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000 Okay. Chirolapse. 370 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000 Yeah, yeah I could see that. Okay. 371 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000 Lake Sully. 372 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:24,000 I think it's pronounced chymophobia. Chymophobia, fear of waves. 373 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:29,000 Heliophobia. You know what that is? 374 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,000 What? 375 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,000 Fear of the sun. 376 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000 What? 377 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,000 Homelio-phobia. 378 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:46,000 Fear of fog. 379 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,000 The lapsophobia. 380 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:55,000 Fear of severe weather. 381 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,000 Okay. 382 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:03,000 Nephophobia. Fear of clouds. 383 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:08,000 Ombrophobia. Fear of rain. 384 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:14,000 And finally, thermophobia. Fear of heat. 385 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:19,000 Did you say leafophobia? 386 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 No. Hang on, let me look here. 387 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:28,000 It's like the daughter of the fourth from the last. 388 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,000 Nephophobia or nephophobia? Nephophobia. 389 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,000 Oh, okay, okay. It was an N. I thought it was an L. 390 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000 Yeah, I think it's nephophobia. 391 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000 Well, that was putting a whole little different meaning there. 392 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:45,000 It could be nephophobia, but I think it's nephophobia. But anyhow, yeah, one of those two. 393 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:50,000 Okay, I thought you said it was an L. 394 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,000 Okay, no. No, so. 395 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,000 Okay, okay. 396 00:35:55,000 --> 00:36:02,000 Alright. So, you got anything you want to discuss? 397 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:11,000 Yeah, listen, I ran across this story a few years ago. 398 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,000 Okay. 399 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:20,000 And now I just ran across it again, November 1st, 2023. 400 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:25,000 And I'm going to break it down. It's a long story. 401 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:31,000 There is a mountain in Turkey. 402 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000 Okay. 403 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,000 Mount Arayat. 404 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000 Yeah. 405 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000 The highest mountain in Turkey. 406 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000 Are you aware of it? 407 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,000 Yes. 408 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:55,000 Researchers believe that Mount Arayat in Turkey is Noah's Ark. 409 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000 Really? 410 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,000 Yeah. 411 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:14,000 As the dirt and everything, roads are up around from it, and researchers are up there digging around it. 412 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:25,000 And these researchers, from three different universities, from Turkey and the United States, have been working on this. 413 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,000 Uh-huh. 414 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:41,000 And they've found evidence of human activity near the boat shape formation from between 5500 and 3000 BC. 415 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000 Oh, wow. 416 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:54,000 Yeah, they were really starting to think that Mount Arayat in Turkey is Noah's Ark. 417 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:58,000 And like I said, this is a story that I read. 418 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:04,000 I read something about it like a few years ago, actually. 419 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000 Okay. 420 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:14,000 And I had not heard anything about it until today, and I ran across this. 421 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000 And this is on AOL. 422 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000 Okay. 423 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000 AOL Court. 424 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,000 I can definitely believe it, Rob. That doesn't surprise me. 425 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,000 Yeah, but there's the Marlowe Research Center. 426 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000 Okay. 427 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000 That's cool. 428 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:38,000 Why don't we take a little break, and I'll be right back with a little music news. Does that sound good? 429 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000 Sounds good. 430 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000 Alrighty, we'll be right back, everybody. 431 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:56,000 Continuing our quest here at Two Douchebags in a Microphone to be constantly funny, once again we offer you strange insults from an alien. 432 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,000 Ha. 433 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,000 When you also get on your computer, your headphones don't catch them. 434 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:09,000 Two Douchebags in a Microphone, the number one show for people that lie about their favorite podcast. 435 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:18,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 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Just a freak in nature how good he is still. 448 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:53,000 So, Glenn Hughes has not put out a solo album. He's done stuff with the Dead Daisies, California Breed, and Black Country Communion. 449 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,000 But he has not put out a solo album since 2016. 450 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,000 Well, now he plans on putting out a solo album, finally. 451 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:08,000 Which I can't wait, because like I said, I'm a huge fan of his and I love his solo stuff as well as his stuff in bands. 452 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:22,000 So, in a new interview with Brazilian music journalist Igor Miranda, Les Jerry vocalist bassist Glenn Hughes was asked about plans to write and record the long awaited follow up to his 26th solo album, Resonate. 453 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:29,000 He said it's transcribed by Glabbermouth.net. I'm preparing to go in the studio next year, sometime in the summer. 454 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:36,000 I'm preparing the songs in the next couple of months. I have a few ideas and when I go in the studio, I'll be ready to go. 455 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:44,000 Ask how Resonate has aged for a musical.ly since it's released seven years ago. Glenn said, I love the album. It's one of my favorite albums. 456 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:49,000 I think a lot of people across the world, the rock fans, love that album, including me. 457 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:57,000 I was at home writing that album and I went to Copenhagen and I really had a great time making that album and the next one hopefully will be as strong. 458 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:04,000 Last month, Glenn told the Iron City Rocks podcast about where he draws his lyrical inspiration from nowadays. 459 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:10,000 I don't write about politics, I write about the human condition. I write about how we are feeling. 460 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:17,000 What we're going through and what we have to do to get through whatever. You know, acceptance, staying in the present moment. 461 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:25,000 This is my big thing for me. People call it woke, awakening, if you will. For me, it's all about staying present in the moment right now and I'm all about that. 462 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:34,000 So, can't wait for new Glenn Hughes music. He always puts out good product. I love his stuff. 463 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:48,000 Then, former Motley Crue producer Tom Warman and their best producer, in my opinion, because he's the one that oversaw the classic, the real stuff in my opinion. 464 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:53,000 Before Bob Rock took it over and made it pop metal or whatever. 465 00:42:53,000 --> 00:43:04,000 But what I'm talking about is like the Too Fast for Love, Shout at the Devil, Theater of Pain, and Girls Girls Girls. 466 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:16,000 Those, the first two were the strongest by far and more of a heavy metal punk, whatever you want to call it, feel, crotch rock. 467 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000 That was the crew we were into. 468 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:27,000 Yes, that was the crew that I loved so dearly. And then when they got Bob Rock and started Bon Jovi and out, not so much. 469 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,000 It was still good, I still listen to it, but it was not the same. 470 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:42,000 So, this guy, Tom Warman, former Motley Crue producer Tom Warman says that he is a Mick Mars corner when it comes to the guitarist's legal dispute with the bandmates over the group's ongoing tour. 471 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:57,000 When Mars, a co-founding member of Motley Crue, announced his retirement from touring with the group in October 2022 as a result of worsening health issues, he maintained that he would remain a member of the band with John 5 taking his place on the road. 472 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:10,000 However, he has since filed a lawsuit against the band saying that after his announcement, the rest of the crew tried to remove him as a significant stakeholder in the group's corporation and business holdings via a shareholders meeting. 473 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:23,000 Specifically, Mars claims he was asked to sign a severance agreement that would divest him of his 25% stake in the band's various business interests in return for a 5% stake in the band's 2023 tour. 474 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:38,000 This stake, the lawsuit alleges, would be reduced to 0% in the future tours. Mick claims the crew's management later upped to offer him 5% and a 7.5% stake in the band's 2023 tour, 475 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:43,000 which would remain contingent on Mars divesting himself from the band and their businesses. 476 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:55,000 When Mars refused to sign the papers, the band took the dispute to arbitration rather than a public lawsuit so that the public would not be aware of the deplorable manner in which they treated their brother of 41 years. 477 00:44:55,000 --> 00:45:10,000 Mick claims in the lawsuit that he was pretty much the catalyst for everything. 478 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:17,000 Basically, he said that they're just a bunch of lazy fucks and he was the one coming up with the music and everything. 479 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:28,000 If you read a lot of their old interviews, they pretty much say this, don't they? They say they're on drugs, they were sitting around in their pile of vomit and shit and could barely function. 480 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:35,000 Well, Mick was the only one functioning, is the way it sounded. And for them to do him like that, in my opinion, I think is repulsive. 481 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:47,000 And it's exactly what I thought they were now, unfortunately. I think that they are greedy to me, greedy, selfish people. And I don't like it. 482 00:45:48,000 --> 00:46:03,000 Back in 2008, Tom Worman fired Nicky Sixx after responding to Worman's letter about what he called Nicky Sixx's memoir, The Heron Diaries, a complete, totally diluted and stunningly inaccurate. 483 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:13,000 Worman took issue with Sixx's claims that the bassists did all the work in the studio on the crew albums, Theater of Pain shouted the devil on girls, girls, girls, while Worman chatted on the phone. 484 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:19,000 Worman also lashed out in 2004 at Twisted Sister about the Stay Hungry album, and I'm not even going to go into that. 485 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:34,000 But anyhow, he is in Mick Moore's corner, and I agree with him on everything that he said. I think if they should have kept him all along, they never got Bob Rock. In my opinion, they were a much better band with his raw feel. 486 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:40,000 He was better at knowing what that band should sound like instead of what Bob Rock, in my opinion, brought to it. 487 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:57,000 And anyhow, this whole thing about I did all the work, I did all the work, I did all the work, I find really unappealing. 488 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,000 It took all four of them. 489 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,000 Nice wording on that. 490 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,000 Yeah, thank you. 491 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:17,000 So, okay, it's like I just read Geezer Butler's book, and he could not compliment Ozzy enough on his contributions to Black Sabbath. 492 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:26,000 Ozzy doesn't play guitar, he doesn't write music, but he said that Ozzy came up with melodies. 493 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:37,000 He was such a melody maker that he could hum it, and then they could sing it, and then they could put music to it, and that was a big catalyst of the band. 494 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:43,000 Why Nicky Sixx can't do this with the rest of the band, I don't get. 495 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:53,000 He should be like, you know what, maybe Vince doesn't write music, but man, you know what, he shows up, and he gives it his all, he puts his flair into it or whatever. 496 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:58,000 But ever since, the more I read about Nicky Sixx, the more I really don't think I like the guy. 497 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:05,000 It just seems to me like he is attention-getting, in my opinion. 498 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,000 He is self-righteous. 499 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,000 Self-righteous, starting to look? 500 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:17,000 Yeah, starting to look selfish, just I don't like it, and it's a horrible look, and I wish he would just... 501 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000 Starting to be like everybody else? 502 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:24,000 Yeah, you know, I mean, Godsmack did write that song about him called Crying Like a Bitch. 503 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,000 Yeah. 504 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:35,000 So, you know, and they said because he had so many weird rules about being on tour, you could only go here, you couldn't go there, you could only say this, and all that stuff. 505 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:45,000 For a guy that used to like party all the time and ended up vomiting in someone's face and shit like that, I don't know, I find that awful... ballsy. 506 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,000 Yeah. 507 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,000 You know, know where you came from. 508 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:54,000 You know, I don't know, you know what, I'm done with it. 509 00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:02,000 I agree with Tom Worman, I'm glad that Tom Worman piled in here and gave his, because I respect Tom Worman a lot. 510 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:12,000 Alright, Rob, you said that you had something that you should have read a little while ago, but you didn't get to? 511 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:16,000 Yeah, I should have read this back when you were covering the emails. 512 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,000 Oh yeah, okay. 513 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,000 I have a text. 514 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,000 Okay. 515 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000 From my little brother. 516 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,000 Okay. 517 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:37,000 And this is at Tuesday at 1.17pm, and I can take a picture of it and send it to you. 518 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,000 No, I don't believe it. 519 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:44,000 Yeah, yeah. He texts me out of the blue and says, 520 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:55,000 You can't tell me Mark and Topher weren't holding hands on that beach the way he tells a story. It was a broke beach between the two. 521 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,000 We were not holding hands. 522 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,000 Well, me and my brother don't believe it Mark. 523 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:14,000 I know, I know, I know, I accept that, but we were not holding hands. I'm telling you, we were not holding hands. 524 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,000 We were both happily married. We were not holding hands. 525 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,000 And if we were holding hands, there's nothing wrong with that. 526 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,000 But we were not. 527 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,000 This wasn't work and read that, man. I'm still rolling. 528 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:34,000 I can only imagine. You just opened the flood door on emails now. You know that, don't you? 529 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:40,000 Yeah, I can only imagine how many emails I'm going to field with this subject now. 530 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:44,000 You can take my brother over that one. 531 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,000 Thanks. 532 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,000 Well, real quick, I got one more Nikki Sixx thing and then we can move on. 533 00:50:50,000 --> 00:51:01,000 Nikki Sixx once claimed that Motley Crue were in a secret negotiation with the US State Department to travel to Baghdad during the Iraq War to perform a Rolling Stones song. 534 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:08,000 It was one of my dreams to go play Street Fighting Man for the troops overseas said Sixx. 535 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:13,000 So right now I'm in the negotiations with the Defense Department Sixx claim back then. 536 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:19,000 So long story short, Nikki spouted off about the current president at the time, George W. Bush. 537 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000 So for whatever reason, it never came to fruition. 538 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:30,000 I think he was kind of speculating and like maybe W. put the kibosh on it because he was spouting off about him. 539 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,000 Or something like that or whatever. 540 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000 Or that's what he thinks or whatever. 541 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,000 And I got another Travis Kelsey side note here. 542 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:46,000 Travis Kelsey is sharing his love of barbecue with his fans. 543 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:56,000 The Kansas City Chiefs tight end released a line of barbecue products called Travis Kelsey's Kitchen that is now exclusively available at select Walmart locations across the country. 544 00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:01,000 The line of seven dishes can be found in the refrigerator aisle at Walmart. 545 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000 A representative confirmed to People magazine. 546 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:09,000 The dishes are a mix of entrees and sides that are inspired by the flavors of Kansas City. 547 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:13,000 The football player's food line includes two types of macaroni and cheese. 548 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:19,000 One feature in bacon, the other feature in brisket burn ends and two types of baked beans. 549 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,000 Again featuring the burn ends and also a version with sausage. 550 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,000 All sounds good to me. 551 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000 Sounds good to me. 552 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:33,000 Alright. Well I'm going to look for it next time I'm in Wallyland. 553 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:41,000 I've got some coffee hacks for making a better cup of coffee. Do you want to hear them? 554 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000 I definitely want to hear them. 555 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:51,000 The number one thing that these are top coffee houses in America. 556 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:58,000 They did a poll and this is what they say you can do to ensure to have a consistently great cup of coffee brewed at home. 557 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:04,000 This is a regular brewer. This isn't an espresso maker or a Keurig or nothing like that. 558 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:09,000 It's a regular coffee brewer and this is their suggestions on having a better cup of coffee. 559 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000 And a more consistent cup of coffee every morning. 560 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:17,000 One they say buy quality coffee beans. 561 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,000 Oh yeah. 562 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000 Yeah I mean that goes without saying but yeah okay I get it. 563 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,000 Add sugars and spices to your coffee grounds. 564 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,000 I didn't know that. 565 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:33,000 So you could put cinnamon in it. You could put even wintergreen if you wanted. 566 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,000 Peppermint. Whatever you want. 567 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:39,000 Maybe you could put some sort of lavender if you wanted. 568 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:44,000 I mean it really I didn't know you could do that but it does make sense. 569 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,000 Or if you're a real man you could put raw meat in there. 570 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,000 Right? 571 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,000 Yeah? 572 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,000 Yeah take pieces of raw meat and just throw them in there with the coffee grounds. 573 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,000 And brew the coffee. 574 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,000 You could have like coffee meat. 575 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:04,000 Yeah meat coffee or coffee meat or whatever. 576 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,000 Yeah instead of coffee mate it will be coffee meat. 577 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000 How's that? Does that sound good? 578 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,000 Yeah. 579 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,000 Yeah can't go wrong with that. What could possibly go wrong? 580 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,000 Next one. 581 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000 Fold your filter along the lines. 582 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:26,000 And that means that the lines that they have already folded there to put your filter in. 583 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,000 So it doesn't crumple so it stays straight. 584 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000 I mean I think everybody pretty much knows that but anyhow. 585 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,000 Yeah. 586 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,000 Rinse your coffee filter with hot water. 587 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,000 Yeah I knew that. 588 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,000 Filtered water brings out more flavor. 589 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,000 I knew that too. 590 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:52,000 Matter of fact I know people that if they don't have like a filter machine in their house. 591 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,000 They will only brew their coffee with bottled water. 592 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,000 Filtered water. 593 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,000 They swear by it. 594 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000 Brew coffee water at the right temperature. 595 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,000 Grind your own beans. 596 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,000 I can attest to that. 597 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,000 I'm a much happier man now that I grind my own beans. 598 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000 It's a much better cup of coffee. 599 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:21,000 Have a sharp coffee grinder for a fine bean texture. 600 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,000 Makes sense? 601 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000 Grind right before brewing. 602 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000 So as soon as you're good ready to throw that shit in the filter. 603 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000 You know some people grind all their stuff. 604 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,000 You know they go to Costco or something like that. 605 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000 And they buy the whole bean and they grind it there. 606 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,000 They say get your own bean grinder. 607 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:44,000 They're only like fucking 12 bucks at Walmart. 608 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000 And grind your own every morning. 609 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,000 Yeah. 610 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,000 Alright. 611 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,000 Measure the coffee beans for better flavor. 612 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,000 That is true. 613 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,000 If it says put in 3 tablespoons to 10 cups of water. 614 00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,000 Do that. 615 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,000 It makes a hell of a difference by doing it right. 616 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000 Brew within 3 months of the roast date. 617 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000 And the roast date is on most finer coffees. 618 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,000 It will have a roast date on there. 619 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,000 Yeah. 620 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,000 Use the proper water to grind ratio. 621 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000 I mean I even knew that back in the Folger days. 622 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,000 Didn't you? 623 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,000 Yeah. 624 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,000 I'm still in Folger days. 625 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,000 Okay. 626 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,000 Nothing wrong with that. 627 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,000 Finer grinds traditionally makes a smoother cup of Java. 628 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,000 Have proper stay fresh storage like a jar with a latch. 629 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,000 To keep it you know. 630 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:38,000 I have this coffee bag thing that it latches. 631 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,000 It seals. 632 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,000 And the coffee stays fresh in there. 633 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,000 So it works for me. 634 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,000 I'd take mine in the freezer. 635 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,000 Oh okay. 636 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,000 Here's one. 637 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,000 My grandma did. 638 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,000 Here's one right here. 639 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,000 Listen to this. 640 00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:01,000 Roast your own beans at home with a popcorn maker. 641 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,000 Did not ever think of that did you? 642 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,000 No I did. 643 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,000 Makes sense though. 644 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,000 You do the same thing with the beans. 645 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:14,000 Tamp your grounds even for a better espresso. 646 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,000 And that's true. 647 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,000 I do tamp the grounds before I run them through. 648 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:24,000 Whenever you tamp the grounds it ensures that the grounds don't start floating off and getting into your coffee. 649 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,000 And it also makes a more concentrated brew. 650 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,000 So. 651 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,000 True. 652 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:35,000 Always clean the inside of your coffee brewer. 653 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,000 Say no to Keurigs. 654 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,000 Brews too hot. 655 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,000 Bitter taste. 656 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,000 Use a French press. 657 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,000 Which I can attest to also. 658 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,000 French presses are the best but I never have enough time. 659 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:51,000 French presses take a while because you're basically doing it with hot water. 660 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,000 Out of the tap. 661 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,000 You're not doing it with hot water that you just. 662 00:57:55,000 --> 00:58:00,000 That you just you know fucking baked for like I don't know how long. 663 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,000 So. 664 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,000 Steep your cold brew for at least 18 hours. 665 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,000 I knew that because I used to steep cold brew. 666 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:11,000 Freeze leftover brew for coffee ice cubes. 667 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000 That makes sense doesn't it? 668 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,000 Yeah. 669 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,000 Frozen coffee beans grind much smoother. 670 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000 So like Rob you can take yours right out of the freezer. 671 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:26,000 And grind them and it would make a more consistent finer grind. 672 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,000 So you're on to something there. 673 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,000 Yeah. 674 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,000 Yeah I like it. 675 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,000 Those are pretty good suggestions there. 676 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,000 Yeah it is. 677 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:44,000 Some of them people probably already knew and some of them maybe they didn't like the popcorn popper for roasting your old beans. 678 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,000 I don't think most people knew that. 679 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,000 So. 680 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,000 Yeah. 681 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:55,000 Okay Samuel Adams has a beer that's very controversial. 682 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,000 Did you know that? 683 00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,000 No I did. 684 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,000 Yeah. 685 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000 It is called Utopias. 686 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:09,000 Since its introduction in 2001. 687 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:13,000 Samuel Adams Utopias has earned its reputation as one of the world's strongest. 688 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000 Most mysterious and sought after beers. 689 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:20,000 Its ruby black color and lack of carbonation suggest a vintage port. 690 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:24,000 While its high alcohol level begins to approach fine cognac. 691 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:32,000 As a founder and brewer Jim Koch I think yeah K-O-C-H Jim Koch explains. 692 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:36,000 We're delighted to announce the arrival of Utopias 2023. 693 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:40,000 Which continues our tradition of surprising beer lovers. 694 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:44,000 It is brewed not distilled and is definitely beer. 695 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:49,000 In the 1990s the big brewers were competing to make lighter and lighter beers. 696 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:53,000 But I was drawn to the darker richer end of the beer spectrum. 697 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:59,000 We brewed Samuel Adams double bock in 1988 and then a triple bock in 1994. 698 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000 These beers are pioneers in the extreme beer movement. 699 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:08,000 After the 1990 release of Millennium we changed ourselves to create an even stronger more distinctive beer. 700 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:12,000 Enter Utopias in 2001. 701 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:21,000 Utopias 2023 brewing is now released every two years. 702 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:26,000 Utopias is a blend of multiple batches of the breweries earlier extreme beers. 703 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,000 Which are further aged in multiple types of barrels. 704 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,000 Utopias has always been aged in charred whiskey cas. 705 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:40,000 And this year the Sam Adam brewers expanded the kinds of barrels for more complex flavor. 706 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:47,000 In addition to American bourbon barrels we use imported scotch and peated whiskey barrels. 707 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:51,000 The peated scotch barrels also a wisp of smoke on the flavor. 708 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:58,000 While Ruby Port and other cas from Portugal and Cognac barrels. 709 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:03,000 And France being the dark fruity notes. The barrels from France. 710 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:11,000 Anyhow is brewed in Ohio, aged in Pennsylvania, blended in Massachusetts and bottled in Delaware. 711 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:16,000 This beer has a long history of being everywhere. 712 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:20,000 How to indulge in Utopias 2023. 713 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:25,000 This extreme barrel aged beer is recommended to be served in a two ounce portion. 714 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:29,000 Served at room temperature in a sniffer to capture the aromas. 715 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:34,000 Samuel Adams Utopias 2023 can be found at select especially beer and liquor stores. 716 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:41,000 Starting October 30th for a suggested retail price of $240 per 24.5 ounce bottle. 717 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:45,000 That takes me out. I love no beer that much. 718 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:51,000 Dude I was waiting for you to get done because I want to say something about that. 719 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,000 Oh go ahead. 720 01:01:53,000 --> 01:02:02,000 No I was guessing it was going to be pretty pricey as much fuel that they spent traveling around. 721 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:04,000 You're right. 722 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:09,000 Why it has to go through that whole process it did not say. 723 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:13,000 Dude that's a lot of diesel fuel that they got to spend. 724 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:17,000 No you're right. No wonder it's $240 per 24 ounce. 725 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:22,000 That's alright. Like I said I don't love any beer that much. 726 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,000 I was just going to guess that. 727 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,000 I think I'll stick with my Yindling Grafft and be happy. 728 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,000 Yeah I think I will too. 729 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:33,000 Yeah. Okay Sam Adams thank you. Whatever. 730 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,000 Alright well we are at the end of this podcast. 731 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000 Rob do you have anything you want to say? Any final thoughts? 732 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,000 You got a story you want to throw in there before we leave? 733 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,000 Yes I do. 734 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,000 Okay. 735 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,000 Let me pull it back up. 736 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:53,000 Alright my final thought for this evening. 737 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,000 Okay. 738 01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:02,000 Every McDonald's should have a flag to fly it half-masked when the ice cream machines work. 739 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:06,000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yes. 740 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,000 As a matter of fact Topher did that story a while back remember? 741 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,000 About how a guy came up with an app. Yeah. 742 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,000 I agree with you. 743 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,000 I do too. It's complete bullshit. 744 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,000 I think McDonald's should be required to fly the flag half-masked. 745 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:23,000 Yeah. And it simply means don't waste your time if you're coming here for ice cream. 746 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,000 And they like to find for me to pull in there. 747 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:27,000 Yes. 748 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,000 And waiting to get drive through just to find out the ice cream machine. 749 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,000 Yeah. And they use it against us too. 750 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:37,000 Because they figure you're going to go ahead and order because you waited for 10 minutes. 751 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:40,000 You're going to go ahead and order something because you're there. 752 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,000 That's why they don't tell you it's broke. 753 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,000 That's why they didn't tell you they didn't defrost it last night. 754 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,000 Is because they want you to come in. 755 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,000 And they know once they got you in that line there's no way out. 756 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,000 You're going to order something. 757 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,000 So I love that thought. 758 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,000 Good one. Good one Rob. 759 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,000 Alrighty. And on that note everybody thank you for listening. 760 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,000 Have a fantastic night. 761 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,000 Remember we are your morning show. 762 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:08,000 Because we are the only fucking entertaining thing out there. 763 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,000 So keep listening. 764 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,000 Like I said I was listening to demographics this morning. 765 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,000 Shit. 766 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,000 We're getting a lot during morning rush hour. 767 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,000 We're getting a lot through evening rush hour. 768 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,000 Yeah a lot of people listen to us on the way home. 769 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,000 It's probably about 10 or 11 p.m. 770 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,000 A lot of people listen to us on the way home too. 771 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,000 Yes. 772 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,000 So hey maybe people are banging to our stuff. 773 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:43,000 Hey if you guys are like fucking banging or like you're getting a fucking a Hummer or you're fucking whistling in the wheat field or some shit while listening to us. 774 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,000 Break us off an email. Let us know. 775 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,000 Yeah. 776 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,000 With pictures. With pictures. 777 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,000 No. No. 778 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,000 No. Just kidding. I don't need porn in my inbox. 779 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,000 Just kidding. 780 01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,000 Yeah. Yeah. We need. Yeah. We need some down. 781 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:02,000 Yeah. Yeah. All you need to do is just say yes. 782 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,000 The other day I was getting some num nums while listening to you guys. 783 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,000 It was fucking fantastic or whatever. 784 01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,000 I copped a bigger nut because I love Rob's voice. 785 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,000 Whatever. 786 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,000 Anyhow thank you guys for listening. 787 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,000 Have a fantastic evening. 788 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:32,000 Good night everybody. 789 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:36,000 Hey where do they go. Where are the douche bags. 790 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:41,000 Oh my god someone took a dump in the corner. Oh jeez. 791 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:46,000 Glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. 792 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,000 Man that smells.