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Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue

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waters of the Missouri River, it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone Podcast.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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So if I have a glass of ice water and the ice melts into the water, is my water then

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watered down?

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Hmm.

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I may never know.

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Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

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Joe Buck and Troy Aitman are being all televised in Radio Games of the NFL this year.

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The apocalypse just happened.

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You don't know what to do.

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You don't know where to go.

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But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Dirt and apocalypse, don't forget the nuts.

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Hickory nuts that is.

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Yeah we know, Hickory Wood gets all the glory and all the love.

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Everyone loves the hickory trees.

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They cut them down and they make great sandwiches out of barbecue and meats.

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They smoke them and it's a fantastic deal.

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But little does anyone know about the hickory nuts.

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Dirt and apocalypse hickory nuts could be the best thing you could find.

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Hickory nuts can be eaten raw, toasted, or added to various recipes.

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Their rich buttery flavor and crunchy texture make them an ideal ingredient for both sweet

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and savory dishes.

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You can use hickory nuts to make nut butter, pesto, or even a unique hickory nut milk.

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There are five types of hickory nuts.

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Bitter nut hickory, shag bark hickory, pig nut hickory, mockernut hickory, and smooth

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bark hickory.

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Hickory trees are considered part of the walnut species and are plentiful at least around

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Missouri and surrounding areas.

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So dirt and apocalypse, don't forget to grab your nuts.

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Two douchebags and a microphone on Mark.

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Hey I'm Rob Radd.

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Hey Rob Radd, how you doing today?

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I'm doing alright, how are you?

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I'm doing pretty good.

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Doing pretty good.

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Yeah, um, Val's surgery went well and she's actually back home.

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That's what you said.

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That's what you said last night.

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Yep.

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Yeah, so anyhow, yeah, everything is going relatively well.

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So anyhow, I uh, I got some neat shit for us.

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Well I actually got a couple hours with my grandson last night.

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Oh good, good.

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How old is your grandson?

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Well needed time, well needed time.

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How old is your grandson?

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He'll be four December 17th.

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Oh that's that good age.

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Good, good, I'm glad you got some time with him.

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Excellent.

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Yeah, we've been needing it.

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What's his name?

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Michael.

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Michael?

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Cool.

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Yep.

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Alright, well that's good to hear.

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I'm glad that you had some time with the grandson.

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That always kind of helps things out, doesn't it?

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Yeah it does, especially when you're having a long week.

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Yep.

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Yeah I know you're having a long week so I'm glad you got to spend a little time with him.

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So well, I have some food wars.

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There was a list of most awkward moments for people and they came out with them.

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And these are the list of people that are like, this is the most embarrassing awkward

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shit that I've ever been through.

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And this is like a survey of about 5,000 younger people that were asked about their most embarrassing

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moments.

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And they put them all down on paper.

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And the top ones are pretty close to being the same out of everybody so they got the

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top ones.

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There's a new Coke flavor.

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So we came up, we didn't, but Jeffy X came up with a new Coke flavor and it failed.

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Oh cool.

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Yeah, yeah.

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So I'm halfway done with the embroidery by the way Jeffy.

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Oh hey hey hey, you know what?

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Jeffy said he was going to listen so, okay, alright.

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Jeffy there you go.

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I've got the embroidery started on his new underwear for Christmas.

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I'm just buying him a hooker.

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I'm getting a little thought into it man.

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So did I.

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Well yeah, yeah you did.

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Yes.

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You know what?

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Jeffy will love both I'm sure.

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Yeah, he'll, he'll, hey, he can wear new embroidered underwear with the hooker.

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Well I mean it's gotta go better than the first time I bought him a hooker for a present

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and I accidentally went to the gay section and he's not gay and I sent him a mail.

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He was pretty furious about that and I told him I said it was an accident, I didn't mean

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to so this time I made sure it's a woman that I'm sending him.

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So yeah, yeah, yeah.

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He was pretty disappointed you know.

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Yeah, so anyhow.

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Should we start with some food wars?

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Let's do it.

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Alrighty.

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Well this is mainly food wars.

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I went into a couple other territories there and you guys will hear it just because I could

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so but it's mainly food wars.

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So the first one is pickle relish versus chopped onions.

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I'm gonna say chopped onions because they can make pickle relish.

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Chopped onions.

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Yeah, it can make pickle relish cry right?

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Well, pickle relish could do the same thing but it's got a little more sweetness to it.

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So that onion is strong for insert.

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Yes, yeah.

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Yeah, I think chopped onions.

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I think onions could jump on top of pickle relish, make it cry and then you know probably

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smother it.

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No, it definitely won't make it cry.

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When they throw them in, cry.

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Yeah, so I'm gonna say.

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When they throw them in, cry.

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Yes, yeah, so I'm gonna go with chopped onions too, alright?

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So anyone that we have a draw on, we send a tofer like always.

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Always.

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Next one, sliced olives versus diced green peppers.

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I'm gonna go with green peppers because green peppers are more solid and also they give

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a certain amount of indigestion.

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They're kind of rough.

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Olives are kind of slimy and kind of soft.

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I think a green pepper could jump on top of an olive and just beat the shit out of it.

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Yeah, it would just smash it.

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Yes, yeah.

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To wash it like a bug.

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I think so too.

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You're right.

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I'd give you that one.

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Okay, green peppers.

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So far we have onions and green peppers as the winners.

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Next one, French onion soup versus tomato soup.

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Tomato.

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Tomato.

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Acidity.

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Yeah, the acidity, the color, everything.

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Yeah, looks like blood.

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Next one, pasta salad versus potato salad.

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Right off hand, here's what I think.

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I think, now I didn't study any of these and just wrote them down.

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I didn't come up with a conclusion.

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This is just coming up with a conclusion right here.

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Potato salad has big lumps of potatoes in it, right?

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Pasta salad is kind of squishy pasta.

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I think potato salad could jump on the pasta salad and smash it into smithereens.

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You're reading my mind, dude, because as soon as you said that, that's what I was thinking

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The chunks would smash the pasta.

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Well, the thing is, we've done so many of these wars where we're getting really good

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at it, to where we can identify it right off the bat.

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Without a doubt, potato salad.

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This next one is interesting because the way I look at it, there's two different ways to

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It's beef broth versus turkey gravy.

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Turkey gravy.

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I'm going to go with the broth.

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Here's why.

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The beef broth is really salty, and I think the salt will burn the piss out of the turkey

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gravy.

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Turkey gravy sticker.

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Yeah, that's true.

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With mother.

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Let's send that one to Topher, okay?

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Topher.

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Hey, guys, let me circle this so I can remember to send it to Topher.

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He'll get a kick out of that one.

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I mean, it is November 1st.

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We are coming up on Thanksgiving.

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That's right.

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It's All Saints Day, in case anyone-

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That is.

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Yes, it is.

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New Orleans, it's a really big deal.

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It is so weird.

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We went for Halloween, I don't know, maybe nine years ago or something.

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Me and Val did.

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We went Halloween night was one of the nights we were there.

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There's basically a bunch of criminals in mass.

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They had the mountain police out there everywhere.

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Next day is All Saints Day, and they barely even lift a drink that day.

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It's weird.

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It was like the 31st as anything goes, the 1st is like, all right, everybody, calm down.

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It's All Saints Day.

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Yeah, we all just got-

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It's a holiday.

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Yeah, it's crazy.

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It's like, so this heck of fucking madmen hooligans here, all of a sudden, because it

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turned to midnight, it's a completely different element.

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It's like, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.

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We don't do any of that shit now, guys.

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Come on.

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So, interesting culture, but it's a lot of fun.

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All Saints Day was fun because it was basically mimosas and champagne and wine, lighter stuff.

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It is definitely an interesting culture down there.

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I love it myself.

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I can't wait to go back.

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We're talking about maybe going back next year for a little bit, for a few days at least.

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The next one, BLT versus Cuban sandwich.

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I'm almost one lane towards the BLT.

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Me too, because the bacon is crisp, or should be.

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It's just going to jump out of there and smack the shit out of it.

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Yes, and also, tomatoes are kind of bad ass themselves.

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They're real acidity in there, man.

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Oh yeah, real acidity there.

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Also, I just think that the BLT is a little bit tougher than a Cuban sandwich.

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Yeah, I think so.

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Okay, all right, then we are in agreement.

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On those grounds, I understand.

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Okay, BLT wins this.

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All right, this next one's odd, and I don't know how I came up with this, but Lake Superior

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versus Lake Michigan.

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I thought this was Food Wars.

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It was, but I told you I had a couple of extra little ones in there.

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I didn't see that.

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I'm going to go by name only.

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Lake Superior just sounds superior to Lake Michigan.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I've never seen either one, so yeah, I'll go with that one.

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I don't know how you're going to measure this, but that's why I put it in there, because

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it's a big fucking... It's a big name.

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A big bucket of what the fuck.

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That's why I put it in there.

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So okay, Lake Superior on name only wins.

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Yes.

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The next one, Lucky Charms versus Captain Crunch.

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Now that little Lucky the Leprechaun, that little bastard is an evil little son of a

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bitch.

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Oh, he's mean.

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I think he would GHB you and just fucking beat the hell out of you while you're not

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looking.

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I think Captain Crunch is too nice.

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I think Lucky the Leprechaun would fucking slice his throat while he's sleeping.

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Oh, he's going to do some magical things with that one.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I think Captain Crunch is going to wake up with his throat and ass hurting.

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What do you think?

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At least.

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At least.

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Lucky Charms it is.

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Next one, Sprite versus 7 Up.

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Oh, wow.

259
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I'm going to go with 7 Up because Sprite sounds like a little fairy.

260
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And I don't mean that like a gay slur.

261
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I'm talking about a real little fairy.

262
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I think they call them Sprites, right?

263
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Yeah, they do.

264
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7 Up just sounds mean.

265
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Hey, it's calling the name.

266
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7 Up.

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OK, 7 Up it is.

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Next one is interesting, but I know which one I'm going to go for just by reading this.

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A BB gun versus pepper spray.

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BB gun.

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I'm going to go with pepper spray.

272
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No, no, no, guys.

273
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Well, pepper spray, you're right.

274
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Yeah, pepper spray will burn the piss out of anything.

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You can, yeah, you get, yeah.

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Yeah, you're knocking more with pepper spray than you can a BB gun.

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Yeah, you knock them to the ground.

278
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I was originally thinking BB gun because I've been shot with so many of them.

279
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Yeah, me too.

280
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It fucking hurts.

281
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Never been hit with pepper spray, but I can imagine.

282
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I have been pepper sprayed as a joke and it fucking hurts.

283
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My brother can tell you all about it.

284
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He's eight.

285
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Oh, it hurts.

286
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But I'm glad to know that it's vegan and it's organic pepper spray.

287
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Yeah, thanks for my brother.

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Thank you, Tom.

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Yeah, thank you.

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Thank you, Tom.

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We know this about pepper spray now, so if you ever get pepper sprayed and you're a vegetarian,

292
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don't worry.

293
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It's fine.

294
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Just have somebody lick it out of your eyes.

295
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Yes.

296
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So there you go.

297
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Once again, two douchebags, a microphone.

298
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He's going to love that car, man.

299
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Fun solving for you guys.

300
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That's what we do.

301
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Next one, a garlic clove versus a large red onion.

302
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Okay, I'm going to go with large red onion just because it's big and bulky.

303
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And it's just as powerful, a red onion is just as powerful as a garlic clove.

304
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Right.

305
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That's where I was doing the comparison, onion, garlic.

306
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Yeah, so I think I'm going to...

307
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But you're right.

308
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You added the big.

309
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Yeah, and it's solid.

310
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And a garlic clove can be hard or could be mushy, but I think that the red onion would

311
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just smash the piss out of the garlic clove and it'd be done.

312
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Yeah.

313
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All right.

314
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Red onion it is.

315
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Next one.

316
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All right, Rob.

317
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I hate that evil laugh, Mark.

318
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Rob, you're going to hate me on this one, but...

319
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I probably love it.

320
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Jimmy Swagger versus Jim Baker.

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Jim Baker.

322
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Jim Baker, he was fucking seriously out of his fucking mind.

323
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I think he would've...

324
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I've met him, dude.

325
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Oh, you did?

326
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Remember that story?

327
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Yeah, yes.

328
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Yep.

329
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I remember his, when he started the new TV show in Branson, me and my ex-wife, my ex-wife

330
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was one of his singing servers.

331
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I was on the pilot through his new TV show.

332
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Wow.

333
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,120
Yeah.

334
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Wow.

335
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,800
I remember you telling me that.

336
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,240
I think you actually told it on the podcast.

337
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,840
Yeah, I did.

338
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I did.

339
00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:39,760
Yeah, it was one of the stories I was talking about.

340
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:45,960
I think Jim Baker would've bit off Jimmy Swagger's face.

341
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I think that if they got in a fight, Jim Baker would've just went...

342
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Jim Baker did prison time, dude.

343
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,600
Yes, that's...

344
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He'd get nasty.

345
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Yes.

346
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Yeah.

347
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Yeah.

348
00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,600
He'd come down to it and he would get nasty.

349
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Oh, yeah.

350
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:06,520
He would fucking chew fucking Jimmy Swagger's balls off and spit them in his face.

351
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:12,320
I will say this, when he started that TV show, this is something I know for a fact.

352
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:15,720
When he started, you know how he got in trouble over the money?

353
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Yes.

354
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When he started this new TV show, his hands were not on the money.

355
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:25,160
Really?

356
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:36,480
He had investors, which were some top names, and everybody else dealt with the money.

357
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,080
He just dealt with...

358
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,080
You know what?

359
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:42,680
With everything that he'd been through, that was probably the smartest idea he could do.

360
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:43,680
Yeah.

361
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:44,680
Yeah.

362
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:47,680
The only way he could get anybody to trust him.

363
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:50,680
Yeah, he'd be like, hey, I don't have anything to do with it.

364
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,440
So you know what?

365
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:56,360
You guys think I still have that power to convince people, which he did?

366
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:57,360
He convinced a lot of people.

367
00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:05,320
And he's still up and running today, and that was back in 2001.

368
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,800
Is he alive still?

369
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,880
As far as I know.

370
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:10,880
I thought he died.

371
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,000
As far as I know, he's still going and brancing.

372
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000
I thought he died, dude.

373
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000
Oh, well, hey.

374
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,000
Hang on.

375
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Let's look here.

376
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000
Jimmy P. Baker.

377
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000
How about you?

378
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000
Donnie's brother.

379
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You'll be a little faster.

380
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
Okay.

381
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:35,760
Yeah, I think you're right.

382
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:36,760
I think he is alive.

383
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,760
I just thought he was dead.

384
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:38,760
Okay.

385
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,760
Wow.

386
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:44,760
No, as far as I heard, he's still going and brancing.

387
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:45,760
Okay.

388
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:46,760
Wow.

389
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,760
I mean, I do talk to my ex-wife every now and then.

390
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:50,760
Not too much.

391
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:53,760
I mean, we're not weird like that.

392
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,760
No, no, no.

393
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:55,760
I get it.

394
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,760
Do you know what his middle name is?

395
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:03,040
That I do not know, but I do have his signature in my Bible.

396
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,040
Oh, wow.

397
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,040
Okay.

398
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,040
His middle name is Orson.

399
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,040
Or-S-E-N.

400
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,040
Orson.

401
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,040
Okay.

402
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,040
Anyhow.

403
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:15,040
I didn't like Orson Wells.

404
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:18,040
Yeah, without the O, though.

405
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,040
Orson.

406
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,040
Pretty interesting.

407
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,040
Oh, oh.

408
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,040
Yeah, interesting.

409
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,160
Interesting middle name.

410
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,160
Never knew it.

411
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:35,200
But anyhow, the last and final one is Jimmy Kimmel versus Stephen Colbert.

412
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,200
I think-

413
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,200
I had that one to Kimmel.

414
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,480
I think I'm going to give it to Kimmel, too.

415
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:41,480
But I think they-

416
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:44,080
He just looks like he could scrap a little bit better than-

417
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:48,360
Yeah, but I think they both end up crying after they hurt each other and holding each

418
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,360
other.

419
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,360
Oh, yeah.

420
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,360
They would.

421
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,320
I think Kimmel would come out on top.

422
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,320
I think so, too.

423
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,320
Yeah.

424
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,320
Yep.

425
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,920
So, okay.

426
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,240
That is the end of those.

427
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,680
So interesting.

428
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,680
I liked our answers.

429
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,200
We got the one that's going to go to Topher.

430
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,080
I'm going to send him a message here when I get a chance.

431
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:15,440
And he will make the final vote on that one.

432
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,960
So let's take us a little break.

433
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:21,720
And how about if we come back with a list of most awkward moments according to young

434
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:22,720
adults?

435
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:23,720
That sound good?

436
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:27,400
Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.

437
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,560
It's strange insults from an alien.

438
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,560
Real hilarity.

439
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:32,560
Hey, your chair produces sound similar to a heart, but only once.

440
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:39,600
Such that you cannot reproduce it and prove that it was just the chair.

441
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:43,000
Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.

442
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,840
It's strange insults from an alien.

443
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:46,840
Real hilarity.

444
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,660
Mary, your grandmother always intruded your thoughts at the last minute while you are

445
00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:51,660
masturbating.

446
00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:52,660
Hello, this is Satan.

447
00:21:52,660 --> 00:21:53,660
You might know me from my pet name, Inflation.

448
00:21:53,660 --> 00:22:04,340
I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listen to two douche bags

449
00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:08,520
and microphone by a nice warm fire at night and listen to music.

450
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:16,520
a better way to relax then. Listen to two douchebags in microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

451
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:24,520
I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that day. Enjoy.

452
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,520
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

453
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:38,520
Hmm, let's see, if a worm could talk, would it be argumentive?

454
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:42,520
Hmph, I may never know.

455
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:53,520
Well, guess they finally figured out the microphone, idiots.

456
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:04,520
Two douchebags in one microphone, I'm Mark.

457
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,520
And I'm Rob.

458
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:16,520
Alright, well, like I said before, they did a list, they as in the, I think it was a university,

459
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:25,520
I'm not going to look it up, but it was a college that did a study with younger people,

460
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:31,520
I think it was around 5,000 people, and they asked them all what are their most embarrassing moments,

461
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:34,520
what they consider their most embarrassing moments.

462
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:41,520
And there was a lot of duplicates, there was a lot of people that said the same thing.

463
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:47,520
So according to that, they came up with a list of top like 15 or so.

464
00:23:47,520 --> 00:24:03,520
So, number 16, bitching about someone via text and accidentally including them in the group text.

465
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,520
So, I could see...

466
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,520
That's why I don't group text.

467
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:11,520
Me neither, because I don't know, I just see numbers, right?

468
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:15,520
I don't always see names, I don't know what those numbers are.

469
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:22,520
Yeah, so, I could definitely see that and I could agree with that.

470
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:28,520
This right here is the only way I usually talk to more than one person at a time.

471
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,520
I think that is a pretty smart idea.

472
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,520
I normally deal one-on-one.

473
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:39,520
I think that is a pretty sound idea right there, and I'm the same way, I don't like group text.

474
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:45,520
Not only that, but when you're done, all it takes is one idiot to start saying something,

475
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,520
then all of a sudden you're getting the pings from everybody again.

476
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:52,520
Yeah, for the next three hours you're trying to go to bed and you're fumbling.

477
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,520
Yeah, and it's like ding-ding and they're just saying stupid shit and it's like, man...

478
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:59,520
Yeah, so I'm with you, Rob.

479
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:04,520
Number 15, this is interesting and I think it's funnier than hell.

480
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:15,520
Creeping on a rival's social media page and forgetting and liking one of their posts.

481
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,520
Okay.

482
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:21,520
Well, let's say that you've got an arch enemy that you guys hate each other, right?

483
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,520
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

484
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,520
And you're creeping on them, okay?

485
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,520
And you're like, okay, let's see what that fucking idiot's doing.

486
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,520
Probably nothing good.

487
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:34,520
And then you actually see a post that's funny and you agree with it and you accidentally hit like.

488
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:42,520
Then all of a sudden they're like, hey, fucking Mark, look, he's creeping, he liked my post.

489
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,520
So I think that's a pretty good one right there.

490
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,520
I like that one a lot.

491
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:49,520
Yeah, I like it too.

492
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:57,520
Number 14, accidentally mentioning something about someone and they realize that you could have

493
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:02,520
only found that out by stalking their social media pages.

494
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,520
Like, let's say they were at somebody's birthday party or something.

495
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:09,520
And the only way you could have known that was creeping on their social media.

496
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:14,520
And then when you're talking, yeah, they were at so and so's and then they kind of look at you like,

497
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:18,520
I know how you know that you were stalking them.

498
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:22,520
So can you say dumbass?

499
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,520
Yes, you can say dumbass.

500
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:25,520
Yeah, we both.

501
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,520
I know you could say dumbass.

502
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,520
We both say dumbass.

503
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,520
Yes.

504
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:40,520
Number 13 of most embarrassing moments for younger adults.

505
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:46,520
Sending a personal email to a workmate like, hey, we're that 90.

506
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,520
OK, when I get home, rah rah rah.

507
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:56,520
And then you accidentally you send it to Jimmy at work.

508
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,520
Then Jimmy works like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

509
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:05,520
Then you come in there and say, hey, that 90 doesn't fit me anymore.

510
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:09,520
But then Jimmy's wife gets into Jimmy's phone.

511
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,520
And then Jimmy's in a lot of shit.

512
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,520
Oh my God.

513
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,520
Jimmy's like, no, it was an accident.

514
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:16,520
Sure it was.

515
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:21,520
Then you drive by Jimmy's house and all his golf clubs and everything are out on the lawn.

516
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:22,520
Like, huh?

517
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:23,520
Yeah.

518
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:24,520
Why is that?

519
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,520
Is he having a yard?

520
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,520
No, no.

521
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,520
Oh, is that all his clothes?

522
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,520
Oh, she looks mad.

523
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,520
What's she doing?

524
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,520
Flipping him off and screaming.

525
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,520
I wonder what happened.

526
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:38,520
Huh.

527
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,520
Oh, well, I'll check it out later.

528
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:42,520
Yeah.

529
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:49,520
Number 12, falling asleep on mass transit and leaning on a stranger's shoulder.

530
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:56,520
So I've I've I've I've accidentally done that on a plane before.

531
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,520
We I forgot where we were.

532
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:04,520
I think we're on the West Coast and we had to work like 20 hours to get the job done.

533
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:05,520
And we had to be back.

534
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,520
It was like getting there a holiday and we had to be back before a certain time.

535
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:15,520
So the shop was still open so we could take everything there and grab our cars out of shop and go home and all that stuff.

536
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:19,520
And I was worn out and we just made it to the airport.

537
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:24,520
And anyhow, I woke up and I was pretty much labyrinth on a dude's fucking shoulder.

538
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,520
And he has a very good sport about it.

539
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,520
I'm like, oh, I'm sorry.

540
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,520
He's like, don't worry about it.

541
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:31,520
I understand.

542
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:32,520
I've been like that before.

543
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,520
And I was like, yeah, I just worked 20 hours, dude.

544
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:40,520
And he could tell I had like I had my construction gear on still safety shirt.

545
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,520
I still had boots, all that shit.

546
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:51,520
So anyhow, yeah, I mean, that would be honestly, I think it would be better to do that on a plane.

547
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:52,520
Yeah, I agree.

548
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:55,520
Instead of let's say a bus.

549
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:56,520
Mm hmm.

550
00:28:56,520 --> 00:29:00,520
Bus get nice or whatever.

551
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,520
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

552
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:02,520
Anything.

553
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:08,520
Plane probably not because you know they can't have hold down busload of people gang up on your ass.

554
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:09,520
Yeah.

555
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,520
They get to slobber.

556
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:22,520
Um, number 11, losing balance on a subway train or plane and landing on a stranger's lap.

557
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,520
I've almost had that happen to me.

558
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:28,520
And I have seen I've seen it happen to other people.

559
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:32,520
Yeah, it's it's not pretty because it's so awkward.

560
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:36,520
Everybody's like, ah, ah, ah.

561
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:44,520
It's like whenever you're talking, you're talking to someone like a chick and you accidentally touch her tit and you don't mean to, you know, you're talking with your hands.

562
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:48,520
And then all of a sudden, there's this awkward moment and no one knows what to say.

563
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,520
Oh, I'm I'm going to leave.

564
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,520
Yeah, yeah, maybe you better, you know.

565
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,520
So, yeah, it's very awkward.

566
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,520
You don't know whether to beat their ass and say sorry.

567
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,520
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

568
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,520
Yeah, yeah.

569
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,520
Well, let me go to the handbook.

570
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,520
Let me go to the guy handbook.

571
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:12,520
Oh, I have to I have to express how I'm not gay and I must punch him in the mouth.

572
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,520
So, okay.

573
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:22,520
Number 10, opening a handbag and a rubber or feminine hygiene falls out of it.

574
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:26,520
Yeah, I can see that.

575
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,520
I've seen it happen many a time.

576
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:34,520
I think it'd be funny like fucking do that and have a needle syringe in there.

577
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,520
Oh, my God.

578
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:37,520
Oh, God.

579
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:41,520
That guy's a junkie or a diabetic.

580
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,520
I don't know.

581
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,520
So number nine.

582
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,520
But you know what people are going to guess what?

583
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,520
Oh, they're going to guess junkie.

584
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,520
Yeah.

585
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:52,520
Yep.

586
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:53,520
Yeah.

587
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:57,520
You practically have to bring in your doctor's papers to convince them off of that one.

588
00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:00,520
Yeah, you better have a bottle of insulin in there with you.

589
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,520
Yeah.

590
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:02,520
See?

591
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:03,520
See?

592
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,520
This is insulin.

593
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:18,520
Number nine, leaving the house in a hurry and worrying all day if you left the hair curlers on or like, you know, the curling iron or whatever.

594
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:24,520
They called it hair curlers, but they're talking about a curling iron.

595
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,520
Okay, as guys, I say coffee pot.

596
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:27,520
Yeah, coffee pot.

597
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,520
That's a good, you know what?

598
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:30,520
Yeah.

599
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:31,520
Yeah.

600
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:32,520
If you're a guy, coffee pot because.

601
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,520
Actually, anything you left plugged in turned off.

602
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:36,520
Yeah.

603
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,520
Even the toaster, if you think it's going to be a problem.

604
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,520
Yeah.

605
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:40,520
Yeah.

606
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:41,520
I know what you mean.

607
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:45,520
Like maybe the toaster is making a weird noise or something and you're like, shit, I shouldn't have left that on.

608
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:49,520
So all day you're stressing, wondering, are you going to get a call going, hey, dude, your house is on fire.

609
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:50,520
What?

610
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:56,520
You know, because our brains get bored and they like to play tricks on us and fuck with us.

611
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:57,520
So.

612
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:01,520
Well, better yet, you leave your golden lab out of a cage while you go to work.

613
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:02,520
Oh, shit.

614
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:05,520
I've done that with my black lab.

615
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,520
Oh, no, dude, it got bad.

616
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:09,520
Oh, did it?

617
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,520
I had to wake my son up yesterday morning.

618
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,520
Oh, no.

619
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:18,520
His wallet was laying in the middle of the living room.

620
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,520
No shit.

621
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,520
Torn to shred.

622
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:23,520
Oh.

623
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,520
Ruin his debit card.

624
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,520
What about his license?

625
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:37,520
Put a little puncture, unfortunately, just on the address of his driver's license.

626
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,520
OK, so it's still usable.

627
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:40,520
It's still usable.

628
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:47,520
But yeah, his debit card shot took a good chunk out of his Social Security card.

629
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,520
Wow.

630
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:50,520
Oh, yeah.

631
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:54,520
He was lucky to still be living here at the school.

632
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,520
Looking for a home.

633
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,520
Wow.

634
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:05,520
So yeah, everything that boys worked so hard for last year.

635
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:06,520
Wow.

636
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:07,520
Gone.

637
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,520
No, it was like 45 minutes.

638
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:11,520
Wow.

639
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,520
I know from the product, it was like 45 minute time period.

640
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:15,520
OK.

641
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:20,520
There was one time when I got up, and the next time when I got up, it was.

642
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,520
It doesn't take long for a dog to destroy about anything, so.

643
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:26,520
Oh, no, no, no, not this.

644
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,520
Yeah, a lot of dogs are like that.

645
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,520
He's proving that.

646
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:31,520
Yep.

647
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:32,520
That's like our Tucker.

648
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,520
Tucker can destroy anything and nothing flat.

649
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,520
He's really good at that.

650
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,520
Number eight, I don't agree with this.

651
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:43,520
I think it should have been way further down the list.

652
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:48,520
I don't think it's an embarrassing moment, but the younger people deemed it as such.

653
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:54,520
Number eight on the list is forgetting headphones on a long journey.

654
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,520
I don't see that one.

655
00:33:56,520 --> 00:34:01,520
That's more of a, oh, shit, now I got to listen to that baby crying.

656
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:02,520
That's your own dumb asshole.

657
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,520
Yeah, yeah, that's not embarrassing.

658
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,520
Nobody knows you meant to bring headphones on and you didn't.

659
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,520
You forgot.

660
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:12,520
Yeah, you're the only one that knows that.

661
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,520
Yeah, yeah, that's what I said, too.

662
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,520
I don't view that as an embarrassing moment.

663
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:21,520
I view that as an, oh, shit, man, that kid's going to scream the whole fucking flight,

664
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,520
and I got to hear it because I forgot my headphones.

665
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,520
I can tell you that was a dumb moment.

666
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,520
Yeah, me too.

667
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,520
Number seven, I think this should have been down the list, too,

668
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,520
because how many times does this happen to somebody?

669
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:39,520
Why does it register at number seven, dropping a phone in the toilet?

670
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:44,520
Does everybody do that?

671
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:49,520
Honestly, dude, it happens more than you would think.

672
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,520
Man, I guard that bitch.

673
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:56,520
A lot of people, a lot of people carry their phone in their back pocket.

674
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,520
Oh, yeah, I can see it.

675
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:03,520
I have done it one time.

676
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,520
I learned that for my first time.

677
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,520
Okay, you just put some light on it.

678
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:09,520
Usually.

679
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:14,520
Okay, and then you're fishing it out, so that's the embarrassing part.

680
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:19,520
Oh, yeah, and then your phone shot, yeah.

681
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,520
Number six, I don't even...

682
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,520
And then people ask, what did you do to your phone?

683
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,520
And you got to tell them.

684
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,520
Well, I had my phone in my back pocket.

685
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:32,520
I'm going to take a dump, and next thing I hear the splash, and there it is.

686
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:33,520
Exactly.

687
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,520
Yeah, yeah.

688
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:39,520
And then they're like, oh, hey, hey, guess what Rob did?

689
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:40,520
Oh, come on, man, don't tell everybody.

690
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,520
Hey, guess what Rob did?

691
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,520
Oh, dude, come on.

692
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:49,520
They've done the same exact thing.

693
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,520
Oh, yeah, but they're going to exploit your tragedy.

694
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:53,520
Definitely.

695
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:54,520
Oh, yeah, that's what...

696
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,520
I mean, come on, you and I would.

697
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,520
I'd take pictures if I could.

698
00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,520
I'd hang them up everywhere.

699
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,520
Hey, look at dumbass here.

700
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,520
We've lived our lives doing that.

701
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:08,520
I know.

702
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:13,520
Okay, hey, I've got a little story after this to see if you remember it or not.

703
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:17,520
But it's after this list, okay?

704
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,520
Okay.

705
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:20,520
Number six, I don't...

706
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:21,520
I'm scared.

707
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:22,520
I'm scared.

708
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,520
It doesn't pertain to you, but I think you were there.

709
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,520
I just kind of ask it.

710
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,520
That's why I'm scared.

711
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,520
Okay.

712
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,520
Number six, I don't agree with this one at all.

713
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:33,520
I think it's stupid.

714
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,520
It shouldn't be on the list.

715
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,520
Forgetting to put a phone on recharge overnight.

716
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:43,520
I do it all the time.

717
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,520
I know, that's a big nothing burger.

718
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,520
Nothing.

719
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,520
Fortunately, I have a charger at work.

720
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:56,520
I think anybody with any type of brain power at all does that, but whatever.

721
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,520
So...

722
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:05,520
Number five, and I agree with this, but I don't think it should be number five because it happens all the time.

723
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,520
Forgetting a good friend's birthday.

724
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,520
A good friend doesn't care.

725
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,520
I mean, I don't care if you forget my birthday, Rob.

726
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:14,520
I don't care.

727
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,520
I know you got shit going on, you know?

728
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:19,520
You know what?

729
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,520
That's exactly what I want.

730
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:26,520
Everybody telling me, coming up and telling me I'm a year older.

731
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:27,520
I know.

732
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,520
I don't want to punch you in the damn mouth.

733
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:30,520
Yeah.

734
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:31,520
Thanks a lot, fuckface.

735
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:34,520
Especially when you get over 50.

736
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:35,520
I agree.

737
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,520
Yeah.

738
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,520
It's like, hey, can we just stop with it?

739
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:39,520
Okay.

740
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:40,520
Can we just make this a really fucking day?

741
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,520
I know you're a couple more than me.

742
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:44,520
Yep.

743
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:45,520
Yeah.

744
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:46,520
No, I feel the same way.

745
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,520
So...

746
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:48,520
Yep.

747
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,520
Double nickel.

748
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:50,520
All downhill from there.

749
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,520
No, actually, you know what?

750
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,520
Like, me and Topher were talking so many times in the podcast.

751
00:37:56,520 --> 00:38:00,520
There is so much value in freedom when you get...

752
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,520
You're not quite there yet, Rob.

753
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:03,520
You know, but when you...

754
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:04,520
I'm getting there.

755
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:05,520
I'm feeling it.

756
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:06,520
I know you're getting there.

757
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:07,520
I'm feeling it.

758
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:12,520
Matter of fact, I have some ideas for you that we have to do off air about when you do what

759
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,520
you're going to do coming up here.

760
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:16,520
Okay?

761
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:17,520
I'll tell you about later.

762
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:18,520
You know what?

763
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:19,520
Let's leave the rest of it alone.

764
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:22,520
I'll tell you about it later.

765
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:23,520
Okay.

766
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,520
Number four.

767
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:30,520
Leaving tags on new clothes when first wearing them.

768
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,520
I've done that before and I don't give a shit.

769
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,520
Someone goes up and goes, oh, so you wear a 38, huh?

770
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,520
Yeah, why?

771
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:37,520
I knew you were a fat ass.

772
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:38,520
Okay.

773
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:39,520
All right.

774
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:40,520
So?

775
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,520
Too wet now?

776
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,520
So what?

777
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,520
I got a brand new pair of jeans.

778
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:47,520
What the hell are you wearing?

779
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:48,520
Yeah, that's right.

780
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:52,520
You're still wearing those ones you wore in 19 fucking dickity, too?

781
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:53,520
That's what I thought.

782
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:54,520
Now get away from me.

783
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,520
We're the Sergio Valentes, you fucker.

784
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:57,520
What?

785
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:01,520
Was that eight different holes I count in those?

786
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:06,520
Were your Jordan ashes fucking 30 holes in your Jordan ashes and you're fucking telling

787
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:07,520
me about mine?

788
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,520
Me wearing a number 38.

789
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:11,520
I'm wearing a new jeans?

790
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:12,520
Yeah.

791
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,520
All I'm doing is wearing the number 38 and you're wearing fucking Jordan ashes with the

792
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:19,520
big fucking patterns on the ass and holes everywhere.

793
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,520
I'm sorry.

794
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:22,520
Circa 1982?

795
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,520
Yeah, yeah, 19 dickity, too, buddy.

796
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:28,520
That's right.

797
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,520
Number three.

798
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:33,520
Misjudging the weather and wearing a sweater on a hot day.

799
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,520
I don't agree with that one at all either.

800
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,520
That's your own personal hell, right?

801
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,520
You know, you're sitting there going, fuck.

802
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,520
I can't believe I didn't look at the forecast.

803
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,520
I didn't know it was going to make it up to 90 degrees today.

804
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:49,520
Here I am wearing this wool fucking sweater sweating my nuts off and it's my own stupidity.

805
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:50,520
I don't feel embarrassed over that.

806
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:56,520
I feel like I'm going to pay the price for not fucking doing things right, right?

807
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,520
Yeah, yeah.

808
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:01,520
I mean, that's my daily life.

809
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,520
These are younger people, too, okay?

810
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,520
Right, right, right.

811
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:06,520
Yeah.

812
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:11,520
You know, we just don't give a shit anymore and we're jaded, so you know, we're just like...

813
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:15,520
See, I'm faking us, but we're not talking about it.

814
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,520
No, no, they probably are embarrassed.

815
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,520
Like everyone's going to know that I misjudged my wardrobe.

816
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:21,520
Okay.

817
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,520
Which we all have done.

818
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:25,520
Yes.

819
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:26,520
Yep.

820
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:27,520
Number two.

821
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,520
Now, I've done this a lot of times.

822
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:34,520
Waving back at someone, then realizing they were waving at someone else.

823
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,520
And that is embarrassing.

824
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:38,520
Yeah.

825
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,520
Yeah, it's kind of like, it's kind of like almost like you're egotistical.

826
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,520
Oh, they hadn't been waving at me.

827
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:44,520
What?

828
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:45,520
Wait a minute, what?

829
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:46,520
They're not?

830
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,520
You know what I mean?

831
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:52,520
You just got like, yeah, everybody, he thinks everybody's waving at him, but they're not.

832
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,520
You know, that type of thing.

833
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:58,520
Well, 95% of the time, I don't even guess they weren't even waving at me.

834
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,520
I still think they were.

835
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,520
Yeah, there are a lot of times.

836
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:03,520
Yep, yep.

837
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:04,520
Yeah.

838
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,520
Yeah, so I agree with that.

839
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,520
That is embarrassing, but you know, I mean.

840
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:09,520
Yeah.

841
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:10,520
Number one.

842
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:11,520
When you get it.

843
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,520
Now, number one, I pretty much agree with.

844
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:17,520
This is a good one, and I think it's happened to a lot of people.

845
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:23,520
I haven't done it at work, but I've done it professionally.

846
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:29,520
I see it a medical professional on the phone with them, and then I realized what I did

847
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:30,520
afterwards.

848
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:35,520
Accidentally ended a work call with, I love you.

849
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,520
Okay.

850
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:43,520
You see, that does happen because you're so used to, you know, you're talking to your

851
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:46,520
significant other, and then you just go, all right, okay, well, thanks a lot.

852
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:47,520
Love you.

853
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,520
Be careful, you know, and then all of a sudden it's like, oh, shit.

854
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:51,520
Wait a minute.

855
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:52,520
Yep.

856
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:53,520
Yeah.

857
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:54,520
Yeah.

858
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,520
Yeah.

859
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,520
I've done it before, but I got a really big laugh.

860
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,520
I'm just going to leave that right there.

861
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:00,520
Yes.

862
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:01,520
Okay.

863
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:02,520
Okay.

864
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,520
Yeah.

865
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:09,520
And I got a really big laugh out of it because she knew exactly what happened, and you know,

866
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:12,520
and I was like, ah, ah, and she goes, ah, that's cool.

867
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,520
I do that all the time.

868
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:14,520
I'm like, okay.

869
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:15,520
All right, cool.

870
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:16,520
Oh, no.

871
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,520
I'm holding right there because I have horror stories about doing that.

872
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:20,520
Really?

873
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:21,520
Yeah.

874
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:22,520
I've done it.

875
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:23,520
Anything you want to talk about, Rob?

876
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:24,520
I mean, this is a podcast.

877
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:27,520
That's why I said I'm leaving it right there.

878
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:28,520
Okay.

879
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:29,520
Okay.

880
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,520
Cool.

881
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:31,520
Good enough.

882
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:37,520
The ones that heard it know I did it.

883
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,520
Okay.

884
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:39,520
All right.

885
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:40,520
Cool.

886
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:41,520
The story.

887
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:42,520
That's the number one one, by the way.

888
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:47,520
I think I said that, but just in case I didn't.

889
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:49,520
I like that list predominantly.

890
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,520
I think most of them were really good.

891
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,520
There are some of them.

892
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:56,520
Yeah.

893
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:57,520
Okay.

894
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:03,520
Now, remember there was this girl that we called the fuck monster that fucking kidnapped

895
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,520
Davy, took him upstairs?

896
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,520
Do you remember?

897
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,520
Yes.

898
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:09,520
Yes.

899
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:10,520
Yes.

900
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:11,520
Yes.

901
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:18,520
And everyone called her the fuck monster behind her back because she wouldn't let Davy go.

902
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:23,520
Davy come downstairs, all scratched up, fucking shirt ripped.

903
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,520
He goes, dude, he goes, I can't fucking come anymore, dude.

904
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:27,520
Get her away from me.

905
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:28,520
Man, I can't do it.

906
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,520
She just won't leave me alone, man.

907
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,520
So she comes downstairs, grabs him and goes, I'm not done with you, buddy.

908
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:40,520
And pulls him upstairs again and just like bangs the piss out of him, right?

909
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:44,520
And anyhow, so we start calling her the fuck monster.

910
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:52,520
One day our friend Charlie came over to Davy's house and anyhow, he seen her there and I'm

911
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:59,520
not going to say any names because it's probably not proper to, but he didn't realize what

912
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:04,520
he was saying, but he goes, hey, he goes, where's the fuck monster at right in front

913
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:05,520
of her?

914
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:10,520
And everyone looked at her and she realized that that was her nickname and got really

915
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:14,520
embarrassed and never came back around after that.

916
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:15,520
Okay.

917
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:23,520
See, I remember her, but I wasn't there when she got the name and I wasn't there when that

918
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:24,520
happened.

919
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:25,520
Okay.

920
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:26,520
Well, it was funny.

921
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,520
But I do remember her.

922
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:31,520
Charlie come up there and he's like, hey, where's that fuck monster at?

923
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:36,520
And we all just look at her and they're like, oh shit, I just gave it away.

924
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,520
It just had to be Charlie.

925
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:41,520
Yeah, the fuck monster.

926
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,520
He didn't care.

927
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,520
Anyhow, let's take a little break.

928
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:50,520
We'll come back and I'm sure you got something you want to add or something, right?

929
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,520
Yeah, I got a story for you.

930
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:54,520
All right, cool.

931
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:59,520
And then we got the new Coke flavor and then Jeffy X has some stuff that he's uncovered

932
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:00,520
for us.

933
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:11,520
So, we will be right back right after these fine messages.

934
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:19,520
And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

935
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:25,520
Is a Pop-Tart a ravioli or is it a sandwich?

936
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:33,520
I may never know.

937
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:36,520
As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum.

938
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:43,520
Two douchebags and a microphone.

939
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:47,520
This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast, Two Douchebags and a Microphone.

940
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:51,520
People often ask us how they can find us when doing a remote broadcast.

941
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,520
One, smell.

942
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,520
Go to the city market and start sniffing.

943
00:45:56,520 --> 00:46:00,520
Our aroma has been described as a mixture of flea powder for goats, Tabasco sauce, and

944
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:04,520
old sock with dark fuzzy urine.

945
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,520
Two, look for the spot absent of patrons.

946
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:12,520
Three, the most telling sign is a crowd of patrons vomiting uncontrollably.

947
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:19,520
Four, just call us at 816-512-7717.

948
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:45,520
Two thimble dicks and a crash cart will be right back.

949
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:49,520
Two, I am Mark.

950
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:51,520
And I am Rob.

951
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:56,520
Alright, Rob Radd, we turn to you.

952
00:46:56,520 --> 00:47:01,520
Alright, I got a story out of Northern Missouri for you.

953
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,520
Oh, this ought to be good.

954
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:07,520
Oh no, it is good.

955
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:11,520
Okay, came out of Stamberg, Missouri.

956
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,520
I know where that's at.

957
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,520
Fox 2 News.

958
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,520
Okay.

959
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:21,520
Some urban legends are simply extraordinary.

960
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:29,520
A call from Missouri to a nationally syndicated paranormal late night radio program, coast

961
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,520
to coast AM.

962
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:36,520
It used to be with Art Bell.

963
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,520
It used to be with Art Bell, now it's with somebody else.

964
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:39,520
You're talking about that, right?

965
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,520
Yeah, do you know this show?

966
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:42,520
Yes.

967
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:43,520
Okay.

968
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:51,520
He claimed in 1995 to have invented a time machine, then he disappeared.

969
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:52,520
Wow.

970
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,520
Mike Man...huh?

971
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:58,520
Wow, and this was on Art Bell?

972
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:05,520
Yeah, I mean, well, that was the first time on coast to coast AM.

973
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:06,520
Okay.

974
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:16,520
Mike Man Man Markham talked about his experience with industrial power transformers and his

975
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:22,520
attempt to build a time machine with the host on the coast to coast radio show.

976
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:28,520
He explained he took six transformers to power a time machine.

977
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:36,520
They belong to St. Joseph Power and Light Generating Station in King City, Missouri.

978
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:37,520
Okay.

979
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,520
I know King City all too well.

980
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:41,520
Okay.

981
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:46,520
Back when I lived up around there.

982
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:47,520
Yep.

983
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:58,520
A 1995 report from the Stambury Police Department confirms that he did steal six transformers.

984
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:00,520
Wow.

985
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:05,520
Markham was placed under arrest and spent some time in jail.

986
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:06,520
Uh-huh.

987
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:16,520
He later called the talk show again and said he believed that he may be able to avoid prison

988
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:25,520
by claiming he was attempting to build a time machine, thinking it would make him crazy.

989
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:34,520
During his second appearance on coast to coast in 1996, he stated he was 30 days away from

990
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:37,520
finishing his legal time machine.

991
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:38,520
Okay.

992
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:46,520
This time he said he wasn't going to steal any material, however he suddenly disappeared

993
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:50,520
in 1997 and has never heard of again.

994
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:56,520
So his time machine got him to that point in time but couldn't get him back?

995
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,520
Well, we don't know.

996
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:00,520
Maybe.

997
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:01,520
Nobody knows.

998
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:09,520
Nobody's called in, nobody has reported on him, they haven't found his body.

999
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:13,520
There's other references in this.

1000
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:14,520
Interesting.

1001
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:19,520
Comments, people suggest whatever.

1002
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:30,520
But it does say, it does not appear that there's proof of what happened to the device or tomorrow

1003
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:37,520
he has now become the subject of True Crime podcast.

1004
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:38,520
Wow.

1005
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:45,520
A mystery that remains unsolved unless he chooses to reveal his whereabouts.

1006
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:51,520
True Crime podcast is a huge podcast across America and it's interesting that they chose

1007
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:52,520
that avenue.

1008
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,520
Yeah, he's a subject on it.

1009
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:56,520
That is pretty cool.

1010
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,520
I think it's out of northern Missouri.

1011
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:01,520
I'm going to have to listen to that.

1012
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,520
I'm going to have to listen to that.

1013
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:09,520
I find stuff like that extremely interesting and I've listened to True Crime podcast before.

1014
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:10,520
It's very good.

1015
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:13,520
It's done very well, it's put together very well.

1016
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:14,520
I enjoy it.

1017
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:18,520
So I am going to definitely have to check that one out.

1018
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:19,520
Thanks.

1019
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,520
Yeah, I figured you would like, yeah.

1020
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,520
I'll check it out.

1021
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,520
You want weird stuff, there you go, dude.

1022
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:27,520
Yeah.

1023
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:28,520
It's right up the alley.

1024
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,520
Actually, I was interested in it, yeah.

1025
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:36,520
Rob, I think we both know what directions we have to go in.

1026
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,520
I think you nailed it.

1027
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:39,520
You've been nailing it.

1028
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:44,520
I mean, some of the stuff that you came up with like Old West Hygiene and then what was

1029
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:48,520
the one you did last week that I loved so much?

1030
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:53,520
Oh, I've been doing the American Songwriter.

1031
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,520
American Songwriter.

1032
00:51:55,520 --> 00:52:00,520
I mean, I like that even better than Old West Hygiene.

1033
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:04,520
Honestly, I have some more up and coming.

1034
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:06,520
I just have not finalized yet.

1035
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:07,520
That's all right.

1036
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:09,520
I've got all kinds of material.

1037
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:12,520
I've got all kinds of material so it doesn't matter.

1038
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:14,520
Yeah, and that's what I'm doing.

1039
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:19,520
I want to start weaning away from the new stuff.

1040
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:24,520
Well, I like to do the odd stuff and like what I just did.

1041
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:31,520
I really like stuff like what younger people consider their most embarrassing moments.

1042
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:35,520
Raspberry, this new Coke flavor, right?

1043
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:41,520
Okay, and then Jeffy X putting his spin on it.

1044
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:46,520
Stuff like that to me is what this podcast should be.

1045
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:51,520
Lighthearted, tongue in cheek, banter.

1046
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:56,520
Stuff that makes people chuckle.

1047
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:59,520
Food Wars is another one.

1048
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,520
Stuff that makes people think and kind of chuckle.

1049
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:09,520
I think we're getting this thing rolled and molded into how we want it.

1050
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,520
Hopefully everybody agrees.

1051
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:12,520
We're working on it.

1052
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:17,520
Yes, and I'm in the middle of taking down some emails, Rob.

1053
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,520
All right.

1054
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:21,520
Rob, we have some votes.

1055
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:22,520
I'm scared.

1056
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:23,520
We have some votes.

1057
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:24,520
I'm scared.

1058
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:26,520
We have some votes on Rasslin'.

1059
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:27,520
Oh.

1060
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:28,520
We have some votes.

1061
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:31,520
I haven't got them all yet so I'm not even going to go into them right now.

1062
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:35,520
There's like four or five of them about Rasslin'.

1063
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:41,520
I got a story right now that I just came up with today about Matt Riddle.

1064
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:42,520
Oh, Matt Riddle.

1065
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:44,520
Who got kicked out of WWE.

1066
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:48,520
Yeah, like didn't he get accused of some shit?

1067
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:49,520
Yeah, he goes deep.

1068
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:50,520
He goes deep.

1069
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:51,520
Yeah.

1070
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,520
No, no, no.

1071
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:53,520
He accused an airline.

1072
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:54,520
What was it?

1073
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:55,520
An airline.

1074
00:53:55,520 --> 00:54:00,520
I don't have it in front of me.

1075
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:08,520
He was on an airline and accused some security guards of sexually molesting him.

1076
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:10,520
Oh, that's what it was.

1077
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:11,520
Okay.

1078
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:12,520
Oh, there's all kinds of weird shit.

1079
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:13,520
Yeah, did he just get kicked?

1080
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:14,520
Then he got released from WWE.

1081
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:15,520
Yeah, he got released.

1082
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:16,520
Yeah.

1083
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:23,520
Well, now it looks like he...I'll tell you what.

1084
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,520
I don't have it in front of me right now.

1085
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:26,520
Yeah, get the full story.

1086
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:27,520
But I can have it.

1087
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,520
We're going to podcast tomorrow night.

1088
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:30,520
Yeah, we'll do that.

1089
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:31,520
That's where we're ready to go.

1090
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:32,520
Okay.

1091
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:33,520
Sounds good, Robert.

1092
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,520
He's going to have a match.

1093
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:36,520
Okay.

1094
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:38,520
Yeah, he's not totally out of it.

1095
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:39,520
I like Matt Riddle.

1096
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:42,520
I always thought he was a really good up and door.

1097
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:47,520
And he's going up against a Hall of Famer.

1098
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:48,520
Really?

1099
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:49,520
Okay.

1100
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,520
I'll have that for you tomorrow night.

1101
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:55,520
I'll have that for you tomorrow night.

1102
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:56,520
Okay.

1103
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:57,520
All right, sounds good.

1104
00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:58,520
I will be waiting for that.

1105
00:54:58,520 --> 00:54:59,520
I like wrestling.

1106
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:00,520
I'll talk about wrestling.

1107
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:01,520
Rasslin, Rasslin.

1108
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:02,520
You want to listen.

1109
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:03,520
But I want to hear these emails.

1110
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:04,520
I do.

1111
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:05,520
Yeah.

1112
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:06,520
I want to hear these emails.

1113
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:07,520
Okay.

1114
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:11,520
Hopefully tomorrow, if I have enough time, I'm helping Val with the surgery and stuff.

1115
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:12,520
You're fine.

1116
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:14,520
If I have enough time, I will.

1117
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,520
Hey, are we at the 30 days?

1118
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:19,520
For Ask Padlin?

1119
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:20,520
No, no.

1120
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:22,520
We were 30 days for emails, too.

1121
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,520
This is where you were setting it up.

1122
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:25,520
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1123
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:26,520
The emails, like, every 30 days.

1124
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:27,520
Oh, yeah, yeah, no.

1125
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:28,520
We're really close to the emails.

1126
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:29,520
We're not at 30 days anyhow.

1127
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:30,520
You're right.

1128
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:31,520
So I couldn't have done them any.

1129
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:36,520
But I got a feeling we have some built up.

1130
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,520
I think there's like 10 of them that I need to get to.

1131
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:44,520
And then the rest are just stuff like, hey, I think you should make it like an hour and

1132
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:45,520
a half.

1133
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:46,520
And just stuff like that.

1134
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:48,520
You know, suggestions, which is cool.

1135
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:49,520
Some of them are good.

1136
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:51,520
Some of them are like, okay.

1137
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:53,520
But anyhow, we're asking for suggestions.

1138
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:57,520
And the majority of these emails are just little suggestions.

1139
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:58,520
So that's cool.

1140
00:55:58,520 --> 00:55:59,520
Thank you.

1141
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:00,520
That's what we want.

1142
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:01,520
Yeah.

1143
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:02,520
But I think we got a verdict.

1144
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:03,520
Thank you for answering.

1145
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:04,520
We got a verdict on RAS.

1146
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:07,520
At least we know we're not alone here.

1147
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:13,520
And I can tell you right now, the overall feeling is, is you do not have to prove your

1148
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:20,520
ass hairness to anybody because here's what I read on some emails and I'll print some

1149
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:21,520
of them out.

1150
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:23,520
Nobody really wants to see it?

1151
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:24,520
No, no, no, no.

1152
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:31,520
They said that nobody else, none of these stars that we present has to prove their ass

1153
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:32,520
hair.

1154
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,520
So to be fair, they don't think you have to prove yours.

1155
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:39,520
It's basically the consensus I got, which surprised me because I thought people are

1156
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:42,520
going to go evil and go, yeah, make them show his ass.

1157
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:45,520
Oh, I thought everybody wanted to picture.

1158
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:48,520
I thought we were going to get trouble for $400.

1159
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:49,520
Look, it's like this.

1160
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:54,520
If people want to see your ass, they better start emailing because most of them are like,

1161
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:56,520
nah, nobody else is doing it.

1162
00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:57,520
So Rob shouldn't have to.

1163
00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:59,520
So thank you.

1164
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:00,520
Yeah.

1165
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,520
So that's what we got so far.

1166
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:03,520
I'm just saying.

1167
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:07,520
I'm willing to prove it and there is a picture proving it.

1168
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,520
Okay.

1169
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:11,520
If people want to see that, I can't express this enough.

1170
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:14,520
DoucheB66 at Yahoo.com.

1171
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:15,520
Send them in.

1172
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:16,520
Majority wins.

1173
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:22,520
If you get 30 people to email and say they want to see Rob's asshole, it will happen.

1174
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:26,520
If you get 30 people to say no fucking way, it won't happen.

1175
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:27,520
So there you go.

1176
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:28,520
It's in your hands.

1177
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:36,520
If you're the first person that gets us for pornography, I'm kicking your ass when I get

1178
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,520
out of prison.

1179
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:42,520
Well, okay, here's the deal.

1180
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:47,520
We'll have to figure out a way for people to centrally look at it because I'm not going

1181
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:49,520
to send pictures personally to anybody.

1182
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:51,520
No, yeah, we can't do that.

1183
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:52,520
No, no.

1184
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:53,520
We're not going to distribute anything.

1185
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:56,520
The picture is real.

1186
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:58,520
Okay.

1187
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,520
All right.

1188
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:02,520
Well, you know what?

1189
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:06,520
I mean, if anyone is very adamant about Rob having to prove it.

1190
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:09,520
Maybe I'm just trying to kill myself for no reason.

1191
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:11,520
Maybe so.

1192
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:12,520
One more time.

1193
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:14,520
I'll give the email and then we can move on.

1194
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:15,520
I don't know, dude.

1195
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:17,520
You got me against Mick Foley this week.

1196
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:19,520
Oh, I know.

1197
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:20,520
Oh.

1198
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:21,520
And now I went to Topher.

1199
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:22,520
Yes.

1200
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:23,520
Yeah.

1201
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:24,520
Yeah.

1202
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:26,520
I used my save card to get a verdict on that.

1203
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:28,520
That's going to be a horrible one.

1204
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:29,520
Yeah.

1205
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:32,520
So anyhow, and I don't have the save card.

1206
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:34,520
I use my save card.

1207
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:40,520
So anyhow, we'll get into that later when we get into the hairy asshole Olympics.

1208
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:41,520
Okay?

1209
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:42,520
Yeah.

1210
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:43,520
Yeah.

1211
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,520
Yeah.

1212
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:45,520
We're not talking about that today.

1213
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:48,520
But Topher delivered a verdict, so we have that.

1214
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:49,520
All right.

1215
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:50,520
All right.

1216
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:51,520
I'm ready for it.

1217
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:52,520
Okay.

1218
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:53,520
All right.

1219
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:54,520
And then we do it.

1220
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:55,520
Yep.

1221
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:58,520
You know, there's a new Coke flavor, Rob.

1222
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:00,520
Is there?

1223
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:01,520
Uh-huh.

1224
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:04,520
Raspberry spice Coke is coming.

1225
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:11,520
Coca-Cola has confirmed that the new flavor will be arriving sometime next year.

1226
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:14,520
In honor of this, Jeffy X went to work.

1227
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:21,520
And he has uncovered all the Coke flavors that did not get the approval of the focus

1228
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:26,520
groups when they had focus groups check out the new flavors.

1229
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:30,520
So all the ones that this one beat out?

1230
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:31,520
Yes.

1231
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:33,520
Oh my God.

1232
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:34,520
Yeah.

1233
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:40,520
He's on the, oh, he may have earned an extra special Christmas gift.

1234
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:41,520
Oh, I know.

1235
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:43,520
I might buy him two hookers now.

1236
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:48,520
Dude, this is, I may buy him a colony.

1237
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:52,520
Well, Jeffy X came to bat.

1238
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:56,520
He found out about the new raspberry spice Coke and he said, you know what, dude?

1239
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:59,520
He said, I'm going to go in there and I'm going to find the flavors that failed and

1240
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,520
I'm going to get back with you.

1241
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:03,520
And I was like, dude, you are a trooper.

1242
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:05,520
He risked his life.

1243
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:10,520
And like always, you know, he said, hey, I just sent you the Coke flavors that failed

1244
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:12,520
10 minutes, poof, they're gone.

1245
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:17,520
I just barely got it downloaded and printed out here and boom, they were gone.

1246
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:25,520
So in true Jeffy X fashion, you know, he, he, he grabbed them, sent them out to us and

1247
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:26,520
now they're gone.

1248
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:32,520
So anyhow, he's got, he's got some upper job.

1249
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:33,520
I'll tell you what.

1250
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:34,520
Yeah.

1251
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:35,520
He's got it.

1252
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:39,520
He bounces between Massingale, Coke, he founds a round of big names.

1253
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:42,520
There's nothing that Jeffy X can't uncover.

1254
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:47,520
He, he, his ass is on the line and we think he gets out.

1255
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:48,520
Yes.

1256
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:49,520
Yeah.

1257
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,520
Jeffy X, you do a great job and thank you.

1258
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:52,520
We love you, Jeffy.

1259
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:54,520
We love you, Jeffy.

1260
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:55,520
Great job.

1261
01:00:55,520 --> 01:01:03,520
So the first one that failed, dirty diaper Coke.

1262
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:05,520
That's a given.

1263
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:09,520
I guess some people don't like the smell of baby shit.

1264
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:12,520
Yeah, that makes you gag.

1265
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:13,520
Okay.

1266
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:16,520
Well then that's probably why it failed.

1267
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:17,520
Yeah.

1268
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,520
So dirty diaper Coke.

1269
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:20,520
Yeah.

1270
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:21,520
Yeah.

1271
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:22,520
I dirty diaper Coke.

1272
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:23,520
Okay.

1273
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:24,520
Yeah.

1274
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:25,520
Yeah.

1275
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:26,520
You had your share.

1276
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:27,520
Yeah.

1277
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:28,520
Yeah.

1278
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:29,520
Yeah.

1279
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:30,520
The mustard.

1280
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:31,520
Yeah.

1281
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:32,520
Yeah.

1282
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:33,520
Nope.

1283
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:34,520
I get it.

1284
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:35,520
Next one.

1285
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:36,520
Burnout fuse Coke.

1286
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:37,520
I get that.

1287
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:39,520
It smells horrible.

1288
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:42,520
That kind of electrical smokey smell.

1289
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:43,520
Yeah.

1290
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:46,520
Well, I guess the flavor would be like it, right?

1291
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:47,520
Wait, wait.

1292
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:50,520
I can almost see that.

1293
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:51,520
Really?

1294
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:54,520
I'm just weird that way, Mark.

1295
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:55,520
I'm just weird that way.

1296
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:57,520
I think I get what you're saying though.

1297
01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:03,520
It'd be kind of a dry kind of a cola taste.

1298
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:05,520
Kind of a smoky cola taste.

1299
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:11,520
I mean, everybody knows there's those smells you can taste.

1300
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:12,520
Yeah.

1301
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,520
And that is a burnt fuse.

1302
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:17,520
Maybe that's where they got the idea for a burnout fuse.

1303
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:18,520
That might be.

1304
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:19,520
Yeah.

1305
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:20,520
Okay.

1306
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:21,520
You know what?

1307
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:22,520
I kind of like it too.

1308
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:23,520
You just kind of swayed me.

1309
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:24,520
I don't know why that failed.

1310
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:29,520
Well, I could still see why it failed.

1311
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:34,520
I think that it caught people off guard on the focus group.

1312
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:39,520
I think it would have to go to a certain market.

1313
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:42,520
Yeah, like mechanics or people hands on.

1314
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:45,520
Like guys in construction, maintenance, stuff like that.

1315
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:46,520
Yeah, you know what?

1316
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:47,520
You're right.

1317
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:48,520
Anyone else wouldn't get it.

1318
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:49,520
Electrical machines.

1319
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:56,520
They probably did this with a lot of housewives that have no idea what a burnout fuse, you

1320
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:57,520
know.

1321
01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:58,520
Yeah, you're right.

1322
01:02:58,520 --> 01:02:59,520
Exactly.

1323
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:02,520
Your everyday housewife is not going to want to buy that.

1324
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:03,520
That's right.

1325
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:04,520
Yep.

1326
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:05,520
Yeah.

1327
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,520
So yeah, I think that's what it is.

1328
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:13,520
So the next flavor is Coke with real dirt.

1329
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:16,520
I think that sounds wonderful myself.

1330
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:19,520
You can shake it up and make it into mud.

1331
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:23,520
Dude, that's a childhood flavor.

1332
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:24,520
Yes, I agree.

1333
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:27,520
Everybody is eating dirt as a child.

1334
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:28,520
Oh my God.

1335
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:29,520
And it's delicious.

1336
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:33,520
If you did not put dirt in your Coke, you were weird.

1337
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:34,520
That's right.

1338
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:43,520
So this right here, whoever turned this down, I'm going to say they're anti-American, wouldn't

1339
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:44,520
you?

1340
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:47,520
No, I would say they were coddled.

1341
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:48,520
Okay.

1342
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:49,520
Okay.

1343
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:54,520
Yeah, they weren't let to go out and eat dirt like real kids.

1344
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:55,520
Like us.

1345
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:56,520
Yeah, like us.

1346
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:58,520
Yeah, like, come in, Susie.

1347
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:00,520
Hang on, Susie.

1348
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:02,520
No, no eating dirt.

1349
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:03,520
Come on in.

1350
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:04,520
You're right.

1351
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:08,520
They were let to be outside.

1352
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:09,520
Exactly.

1353
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:10,520
Yeah.

1354
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:11,520
Yep.

1355
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:12,520
They were hovered over.

1356
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:14,520
They were helicopter kids.

1357
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:15,520
They were hovered over.

1358
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:16,520
Okay.

1359
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:20,520
Next one, sausage and egg Coke.

1360
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:22,520
I think that sounds delicious myself.

1361
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:23,520
Oh my God.

1362
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:24,520
That'd be an awesome one.

1363
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:26,520
Would that be a dream come true?

1364
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:28,520
That would be an awesome breakfast.

1365
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:32,520
Yeah, man, I'm going to drink this Coca-Cola.

1366
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:33,520
It looks different.

1367
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:34,520
It's got a different label.

1368
01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:35,520
Yeah, sausage and Coke.

1369
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:36,520
What?

1370
01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:39,520
Son of a bitch, give me one of them.

1371
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:42,520
You want to talk about breakfast in a can?

1372
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:43,520
Yeah, gosh.

1373
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:46,520
Man, all you'd have to do is grab one and fucking hit the road.

1374
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:49,520
You're like, oh man, I'm going to run a little late.

1375
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:51,520
Yeah, run a little late.

1376
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:53,520
I'd still get my breakfast in.

1377
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:54,520
That's right.

1378
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:55,520
Yeah.

1379
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:57,520
I think whoever turned that down is insane.

1380
01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:58,520
Awesome flavor.

1381
01:04:58,520 --> 01:04:59,520
Awesome flavor.

1382
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:00,520
I agree.

1383
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:03,520
This next one, I think I kind of see it.

1384
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:09,520
If nothing else, you know, for like acid reflux and stuff like that,

1385
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:11,520
Coke with real battery acid.

1386
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:18,520
Now remember, a lot of people have acid reflux.

1387
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:19,520
Okay.

1388
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:23,520
Yeah, that might be pollution-induced.

1389
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:27,520
Well, I mean, battery acid actually tastes kind of sweet

1390
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:30,520
because I know you've done this before too,

1391
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:33,520
but you change out a battery and you don't think about it

1392
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:35,520
and you have a bag of chips.

1393
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:38,520
It actually has a little bit of a sweet taste, doesn't it?

1394
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:39,520
Yeah.

1395
01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:40,520
Yeah.

1396
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:44,520
But I wouldn't want to eat it.

1397
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:46,520
And it's not good for you.

1398
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:49,520
So yeah, I get it.

1399
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:53,520
Next one, Coke with broccoli, beef and rice.

1400
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:58,520
What the hell is wrong with that, Rob?

1401
01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:00,520
That sounds pretty damn good to me.

1402
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:04,520
Yeah, but you think maybe the rice kind of resembled maggots?

1403
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:05,520
Oh.

1404
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:06,520
That's what it is.

1405
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:08,520
It's a look and not the flavor.

1406
01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:09,520
There we go.

1407
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:11,520
Back to the douches.

1408
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:12,520
Yes.

1409
01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:13,520
Rice.

1410
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:14,520
Yes, rice.

1411
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:16,520
I think because it reminds people of maggots,

1412
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:17,520
it's a great flavor.

1413
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:21,520
People love it, but when you're shoving that thing in your mouth,

1414
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:22,520
it looks real.

1415
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:23,520
Yes.

1416
01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:26,520
Or if you pour it in a glass, it looks like a bunch of maggots.

1417
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:27,520
So I get it.

1418
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:28,520
So okay.

1419
01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:29,520
All right.

1420
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:31,520
Fair enough.

1421
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:32,520
Fair enough.

1422
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:33,520
Touche.

1423
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:34,520
Got it.

1424
01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:35,520
Okay.

1425
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:40,520
Next one, Coke with anal discharge.

1426
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:44,520
I think I'm going to have to agree with that one.

1427
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:46,520
I think I'm going to have to agree with that one.

1428
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:51,520
What about you?

1429
01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:55,520
I'm speechless.

1430
01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:59,520
Maybe you'll like the next one, Rob.

1431
01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:03,520
Bacon, lettuce, and Coke.

1432
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:04,520
That I could deal with.

1433
01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:06,520
I could deal with that too.

1434
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:12,520
No anal discharge, please.

1435
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:18,520
This next one, I get vinegar and salt Coke.

1436
01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:22,520
It's just like eating vinegar and salt chips with a Coke.

1437
01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:23,520
Yeah.

1438
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:30,520
Look, it's nothing exciting, but I don't get why people kick it to a curb.

1439
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:31,520
Oh well.

1440
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:35,520
Yeah, but nowadays you've got to be exciting.

1441
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:36,520
You're right.

1442
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:37,520
It doesn't have enough bam.

1443
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:39,520
It doesn't have enough bam.

1444
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:40,520
You're right.

1445
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:45,520
And last but not least, salt water taffy Coke.

1446
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:54,520
I hate taffy and especially hate salt water taffy, so I understand that 100%.

1447
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:55,520
Rob?

1448
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:56,520
Okay.

1449
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:59,520
Here's where I'm at on that.

1450
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:00,520
Okay.

1451
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:03,520
I've always loved taffy.

1452
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:04,520
Okay.

1453
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:09,520
No matter who I have bad peace, I can't eat taffy.

1454
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:10,520
Okay.

1455
01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:15,520
If I put that flavor in a Coke, I can have my taffy back.

1456
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:16,520
Okay.

1457
01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:17,520
You know what?

1458
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:19,520
A lot of people grew up eating taffy.

1459
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:20,520
I mean, come on.

1460
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:21,520
It was the 70s, 80s.

1461
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:24,520
I was a big candy back then.

1462
01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:25,520
Okay.

1463
01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:26,520
You know what, Rob?

1464
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:30,520
Just because I'm not a taffy fan, that's the only reason I turned it down.

1465
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:32,520
But if you like taffy, I can see why people...

1466
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:35,520
I was and a lot of my friends were.

1467
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:36,520
Okay.

1468
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:37,520
Well, then I get it.

1469
01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:38,520
I get it.

1470
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:39,520
Yeah.

1471
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:40,520
So that one...

1472
01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:41,520
Yeah.

1473
01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:44,520
Those of us taffy fans would enjoy that.

1474
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:45,520
You know what?

1475
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:46,520
Maybe you need to...

1476
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:49,520
If we're older and our teeth ain't the same.

1477
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:52,520
Submit that letter to Coca-Cola and maybe they'll bring it back.

1478
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:54,520
I'm on it.

1479
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:56,520
I'm on it.

1480
01:08:56,520 --> 01:08:57,520
All right.

1481
01:08:57,520 --> 01:08:58,520
Okay.

1482
01:08:58,520 --> 01:08:59,520
Well, we are a little bit over an hour.

1483
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:05,520
Do we want to go ahead and call this podcast and see everybody tomorrow or what do you

1484
01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:06,520
think?

1485
01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:07,520
Yeah.

1486
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:08,520
All right.

1487
01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:09,520
All right.

1488
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:10,520
Hang on one second.

1489
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:11,520
Oh, yeah.

1490
01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:12,520
Sure.

1491
01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:13,520
Hang on one second.

1492
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:14,520
Okay.

1493
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:15,520
I do have an update that I want to get to.

1494
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:16,520
Okay.

1495
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:26,520
It has to our very dear friend, Mary Lou Retens.

1496
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:33,520
Oh, yeah, yeah.

1497
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:36,520
Yeah.

1498
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:39,520
I thought the phone gave out.

1499
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:40,520
I'm like, oh, shit.

1500
01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:42,520
What I was trying to call me is I'm trying to read this.

1501
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:43,520
Oh, here we go.

1502
01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:44,520
Okay.

1503
01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:45,520
Yeah.

1504
01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:48,520
Now I got to pull it back up.

1505
01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:50,520
Here we are right here.

1506
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:51,520
Okay.

1507
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:52,520
Yeah.

1508
01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:57,520
You know how I've been reporting about Mary Lou Retens and her rare form of pneumonia?

1509
01:09:57,520 --> 01:09:58,520
Uh-huh.

1510
01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:01,520
Well, there was another update.

1511
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:02,520
Okay.

1512
01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:12,520
So, um, Retens shared an official statement to her Instagram page on Monday, October 30th

1513
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:19,520
that said she felt beyond blessed and had the opportunity to make this statement.

1514
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:27,520
She wrote, I am overwhelmed with all the love and support from the world as I fight and

1515
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:34,520
forever grateful to you all, I am with family continuing to slowly recover and staying very

1516
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:40,520
positive as I know this recovery is a long and slow process.

1517
01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:47,520
The statement continued, I appreciate everyone's respect and my privacy at this time.

1518
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:48,520
Excellent.

1519
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:49,520
Excellent.

1520
01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:52,520
So she, she's recovering.

1521
01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:55,520
She's still with us.

1522
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:57,520
God bless her.

1523
01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:59,520
God bless her.

1524
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:00,520
Good.

1525
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:06,520
Mary Lou Retens was one of my heart problems.

1526
01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:11,520
Oh, every kid, everyone our age, everyone our age feels the same way.

1527
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:13,520
And she was cute as hell.

1528
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:14,520
Yes, she was.

1529
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:15,520
Yep.

1530
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:17,520
And that tight body did not hurt anything.

1531
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:18,520
So.

1532
01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:23,520
And from the pictures I'm seeing reading these stories, she still looks good.

1533
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:24,520
I bet she does.

1534
01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:26,520
I'll have to look at story of Bob Black's doing.

1535
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:28,520
Anyway, anyway, I'm gonna go there with her fighting her.

1536
01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:29,520
Okay.

1537
01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:31,520
Now I've got a final thought, Rob.

1538
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:33,520
Are you ready for it?

1539
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:40,520
Everybody makes fun of my cargo shorts until they need a ratchet set or a pulled pork sandwich.

1540
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:46,520
I, dude, I, I know the feeling.

1541
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:47,520
Yeah.

1542
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:50,520
You pull out a ratchet set and all of a sudden you're the hero.

1543
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:52,520
You pull out a pulled pork sandwich.

1544
01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:54,520
You're even more of the hero.

1545
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:56,520
That why, why do you wear cargo shorts?

1546
01:11:56,520 --> 01:12:00,520
So you can do that.

1547
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:01,520
Want me better?

1548
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:03,520
Pull out a nice little dog leash.

1549
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:04,520
That's right.

1550
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:07,520
Yeah, that'll be in the pockets down to the bottom.

1551
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:08,520
Absolutely.

1552
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:09,520
Yeah.

1553
01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:10,520
Yeah.

1554
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:11,520
Everybody have a good night.

1555
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:12,520
Thank you for listening.

1556
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:13,520
Like always, we love you guys.

1557
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:17,520
I cannot believe the numbers we got in the last week and a half.

1558
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:19,520
I have not looked.

1559
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:21,520
I will look tomorrow.

1560
01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:22,520
Okay.

1561
01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:24,520
You are going to be amazed.

1562
01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:26,520
I mean, one day.

1563
01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:27,520
Yeah.

1564
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:30,520
I mean, I was almost afraid to put out another podcast.

1565
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:31,520
I was like, oh my God.

1566
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:35,520
You know, it's like they're going to like not even go to that one again.

1567
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:37,520
They're going to hit the new one up really quick.

1568
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:38,520
I need to let it simmer down.

1569
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:41,520
I need to let this one calm down before I put another one.

1570
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:49,520
But yeah, I mean, you guys are like really, really listening and growing in numbers and tell your friends.

1571
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:53,520
Like I said, there's not a whole lot of really great radio anymore.

1572
01:12:53,520 --> 01:13:02,520
It's pretty easy to see all the good talent got ran off or whatever, you know, got fines or the radio stations don't want to pay them.

1573
01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:06,520
The corporate conglomerates like the safe, easy radio.

1574
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:08,520
Let us be your morning show.

1575
01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:10,520
You listen to our filthy news.

1576
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:13,520
Talking about is what's going on in the world.

1577
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:15,520
We don't want to be the world.

1578
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:16,520
We want to be us.

1579
01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:17,520
We want to get your mind off the world.

1580
01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:19,520
Exactly.

1581
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:23,520
Listen to our filthiness and then go listen to your music.

1582
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:26,520
We are your morning show.

1583
01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:30,520
So anyhow, that means absolutely.

1584
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:31,520
Absolutely.

1585
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:35,520
Everybody have a good night and we will have another podcast tomorrow.

1586
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:38,520
So we got a few of them coming up in a row.

1587
01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:39,520
Enjoy.

1588
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:40,520
We love you guys.

1589
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:41,520
Have a great night.

1590
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:51,520
Love you.

1591
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:55,520
Good night.

1592
01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:57,520
Hey, where do they go?

1593
01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:59,520
Where the douchebags?

1594
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:00,520
Oh my God.

1595
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:02,520
Someone took a dump in the corner.

1596
01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:04,520
Oh, geez.

1597
01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:06,520
Glad they're gone.

1598
01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:08,520
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1599
01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:21,520
Man, that smells.