Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue
waters of the Missouri River, it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone Podcast.
And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.
So if I have a glass of ice water and the ice melts into the water, is my water then
watered down?
Hmm.
I may never know.
Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.
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Two douchebags and a microphone on Mark.
Hey I'm Rob Radd.
Hey Rob Radd, how you doing today?
I'm doing alright, how are you?
I'm doing pretty good.
Doing pretty good.
Yeah, um, Val's surgery went well and she's actually back home.
That's what you said.
That's what you said last night.
Yep.
Yeah, so anyhow, yeah, everything is going relatively well.
So anyhow, I uh, I got some neat shit for us.
Well I actually got a couple hours with my grandson last night.
Oh good, good.
How old is your grandson?
Well needed time, well needed time.
How old is your grandson?
He'll be four December 17th.
Oh that's that good age.
Good, good, I'm glad you got some time with him.
Excellent.
Yeah, we've been needing it.
What's his name?
Michael.
Michael?
Cool.
Yep.
Alright, well that's good to hear.
I'm glad that you had some time with the grandson.
That always kind of helps things out, doesn't it?
Yeah it does, especially when you're having a long week.
Yep.
Yeah I know you're having a long week so I'm glad you got to spend a little time with him.
So well, I have some food wars.
There was a list of most awkward moments for people and they came out with them.
And these are the list of people that are like, this is the most embarrassing awkward
shit that I've ever been through.
And this is like a survey of about 5,000 younger people that were asked about their most embarrassing
moments.
And they put them all down on paper.
And the top ones are pretty close to being the same out of everybody so they got the
top ones.
There's a new Coke flavor.
So we came up, we didn't, but Jeffy X came up with a new Coke flavor and it failed.
Oh cool.
Yeah, yeah.
So I'm halfway done with the embroidery by the way Jeffy.
Oh hey hey hey, you know what?
Jeffy said he was going to listen so, okay, alright.
Jeffy there you go.
I've got the embroidery started on his new underwear for Christmas.
I'm just buying him a hooker.
I'm getting a little thought into it man.
So did I.
Well yeah, yeah you did.
Yes.
Okay.
You know what?
Jeffy will love both I'm sure.
Yeah, he'll, he'll, hey, he can wear new embroidered underwear with the hooker.
Well I mean it's gotta go better than the first time I bought him a hooker for a present
and I accidentally went to the gay section and he's not gay and I sent him a mail.
He was pretty furious about that and I told him I said it was an accident, I didn't mean
to so this time I made sure it's a woman that I'm sending him.
So yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was pretty disappointed you know.
Yeah, so anyhow.
Should we start with some food wars?
Let's do it.
Alrighty.
Well this is mainly food wars.
I went into a couple other territories there and you guys will hear it just because I could
so but it's mainly food wars.
So the first one is pickle relish versus chopped onions.
I'm gonna say chopped onions because they can make pickle relish.
Chopped onions.
Yeah, it can make pickle relish cry right?
Well, pickle relish could do the same thing but it's got a little more sweetness to it.
Yeah, yeah.
So that onion is strong for insert.
Yes, yeah.
Yeah, I think chopped onions.
I think onions could jump on top of pickle relish, make it cry and then you know probably
smother it.
No, it definitely won't make it cry.
When they throw them in, cry.
Yeah, so I'm gonna say.
When they throw them in, cry.
Yes, yeah, so I'm gonna go with chopped onions too, alright?
So anyone that we have a draw on, we send a tofer like always.
Always.
Okay.
Next one, sliced olives versus diced green peppers.
I'm gonna go with green peppers because green peppers are more solid and also they give
a certain amount of indigestion.
They're kind of rough.
Olives are kind of slimy and kind of soft.
I think a green pepper could jump on top of an olive and just beat the shit out of it.
Yeah, it would just smash it.
Yes, yeah.
To wash it like a bug.
I think so too.
You're right.
I'd give you that one.
Okay, green peppers.
So far we have onions and green peppers as the winners.
Next one, French onion soup versus tomato soup.
Tomato.
Yep.
Acidity.
Yeah, the acidity, the color, everything.
Yeah, looks like blood.
Yep.
Next one, pasta salad versus potato salad.
Right off hand, here's what I think.
I think, now I didn't study any of these and just wrote them down.
I didn't come up with a conclusion.
This is just coming up with a conclusion right here.
Potato salad has big lumps of potatoes in it, right?
Yes.
Pasta salad is kind of squishy pasta.
I think potato salad could jump on the pasta salad and smash it into smithereens.
You're reading my mind, dude, because as soon as you said that, that's what I was thinking
of.
The chunks would smash the pasta.
Yeah.
Well, the thing is, we've done so many of these wars where we're getting really good
at it, to where we can identify it right off the bat.
Without a doubt, potato salad.
This next one is interesting because the way I look at it, there's two different ways to
look at it.
It's beef broth versus turkey gravy.
Turkey gravy.
I'm going to go with the broth.
Here's why.
The beef broth is really salty, and I think the salt will burn the piss out of the turkey
gravy.
Turkey gravy sticker.
Yeah, that's true.
With mother.
Okay.
Let's send that one to Topher, okay?
Topher.
Okay.
Hey, guys, let me circle this so I can remember to send it to Topher.
He'll get a kick out of that one.
Yeah.
I mean, it is November 1st.
We are coming up on Thanksgiving.
That's right.
It's All Saints Day, in case anyone-
Oh, yeah.
That is.
Yes, it is.
New Orleans, it's a really big deal.
It is so weird.
We went for Halloween, I don't know, maybe nine years ago or something.
Me and Val did.
We went Halloween night was one of the nights we were there.
There's basically a bunch of criminals in mass.
They had the mountain police out there everywhere.
Next day is All Saints Day, and they barely even lift a drink that day.
It's weird.
It was like the 31st as anything goes, the 1st is like, all right, everybody, calm down.
It's All Saints Day.
Yeah, we all just got-
It's a holiday.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's like, so this heck of fucking madmen hooligans here, all of a sudden, because it
turned to midnight, it's a completely different element.
It's like, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.
We don't do any of that shit now, guys.
Come on.
So, interesting culture, but it's a lot of fun.
All Saints Day was fun because it was basically mimosas and champagne and wine, lighter stuff.
It is definitely an interesting culture down there.
I love it myself.
I can't wait to go back.
We're talking about maybe going back next year for a little bit, for a few days at least.
The next one, BLT versus Cuban sandwich.
I'm almost one lane towards the BLT.
Me too, because the bacon is crisp, or should be.
It's just going to jump out of there and smack the shit out of it.
Yes, and also, tomatoes are kind of bad ass themselves.
They're real acidity in there, man.
Oh yeah, real acidity there.
Also, I just think that the BLT is a little bit tougher than a Cuban sandwich.
Yeah, I think so.
Okay, all right, then we are in agreement.
On those grounds, I understand.
Okay, BLT wins this.
All right, this next one's odd, and I don't know how I came up with this, but Lake Superior
versus Lake Michigan.
I thought this was Food Wars.
It was, but I told you I had a couple of extra little ones in there.
I didn't see that.
Yeah.
I'm going to go by name only.
Lake Superior just sounds superior to Lake Michigan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've never seen either one, so yeah, I'll go with that one.
I don't know how you're going to measure this, but that's why I put it in there, because
it's a big fucking... It's a big name.
A big bucket of what the fuck.
That's why I put it in there.
So okay, Lake Superior on name only wins.
Yes.
The next one, Lucky Charms versus Captain Crunch.
Now that little Lucky the Leprechaun, that little bastard is an evil little son of a
bitch.
Oh, he's mean.
I think he would GHB you and just fucking beat the hell out of you while you're not
looking.
I think Captain Crunch is too nice.
I think Lucky the Leprechaun would fucking slice his throat while he's sleeping.
Oh, he's going to do some magical things with that one.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think Captain Crunch is going to wake up with his throat and ass hurting.
What do you think?
At least.
Lucky Charms it is.
Next one, Sprite versus 7 Up.
Oh, wow.
I'm going to go with 7 Up because Sprite sounds like a little fairy.
And I don't mean that like a gay slur.
I'm talking about a real little fairy.
I think they call them Sprites, right?
Yeah, they do.
7 Up just sounds mean.
Hey, it's calling the name.
7 Up.
OK, 7 Up it is.
Next one is interesting, but I know which one I'm going to go for just by reading this.
A BB gun versus pepper spray.
BB gun.
I'm going to go with pepper spray.
No, no, no, guys.
Well, pepper spray, you're right.
Yeah, pepper spray will burn the piss out of anything.
You can, yeah, you get, yeah.
Yeah, you're knocking more with pepper spray than you can a BB gun.
Yeah, you knock them to the ground.
I was originally thinking BB gun because I've been shot with so many of them.
Yeah, me too.
It fucking hurts.
Never been hit with pepper spray, but I can imagine.
I have been pepper sprayed as a joke and it fucking hurts.
My brother can tell you all about it.
He's eight.
Oh, it hurts.
But I'm glad to know that it's vegan and it's organic pepper spray.
Yeah, thanks for my brother.
Thank you, Tom.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you, Tom.
We know this about pepper spray now, so if you ever get pepper sprayed and you're a vegetarian,
don't worry.
It's fine.
Just have somebody lick it out of your eyes.
Yes.
So there you go.
Once again, two douchebags, a microphone.
He's going to love that car, man.
Fun solving for you guys.
That's what we do.
Next one, a garlic clove versus a large red onion.
Okay, I'm going to go with large red onion just because it's big and bulky.
And it's just as powerful, a red onion is just as powerful as a garlic clove.
Right.
That's where I was doing the comparison, onion, garlic.
Yeah, so I think I'm going to...
But you're right.
You added the big.
Yeah, and it's solid.
And a garlic clove can be hard or could be mushy, but I think that the red onion would
just smash the piss out of the garlic clove and it'd be done.
Yeah.
All right.
Red onion it is.
Next one.
All right, Rob.
I hate that evil laugh, Mark.
Rob, you're going to hate me on this one, but...
I probably love it.
Jimmy Swagger versus Jim Baker.
Jim Baker.
Jim Baker, he was fucking seriously out of his fucking mind.
I think he would've...
I've met him, dude.
Oh, you did?
Remember that story?
Yeah, yes.
Yep.
I remember his, when he started the new TV show in Branson, me and my ex-wife, my ex-wife
was one of his singing servers.
I was on the pilot through his new TV show.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
I remember you telling me that.
I think you actually told it on the podcast.
Yeah, I did.
I did.
Yeah, it was one of the stories I was talking about.
I think Jim Baker would've bit off Jimmy Swagger's face.
I think that if they got in a fight, Jim Baker would've just went...
Jim Baker did prison time, dude.
Yes, that's...
He'd get nasty.
Yes.
Yeah.
He'd come down to it and he would get nasty.
Oh, yeah.
He would fucking chew fucking Jimmy Swagger's balls off and spit them in his face.
I will say this, when he started that TV show, this is something I know for a fact.
When he started, you know how he got in trouble over the money?
Yes.
When he started this new TV show, his hands were not on the money.
Really?
He had investors, which were some top names, and everybody else dealt with the money.
He just dealt with...
You know what?
With everything that he'd been through, that was probably the smartest idea he could do.
Yeah.
The only way he could get anybody to trust him.
Yeah, he'd be like, hey, I don't have anything to do with it.
So you know what?
You guys think I still have that power to convince people, which he did?
He convinced a lot of people.
And he's still up and running today, and that was back in 2001.
Is he alive still?
As far as I know.
I thought he died.
As far as I know, he's still going and brancing.
I thought he died, dude.
Oh, well, hey.
Hang on.
Let's look here.
Jimmy P. Baker.
How about you?
Donnie's brother.
You'll be a little faster.
Okay.
Yeah, I think you're right.
I think he is alive.
I just thought he was dead.
Okay.
Wow.
No, as far as I heard, he's still going and brancing.
Okay.
Wow.
I mean, I do talk to my ex-wife every now and then.
Not too much.
I mean, we're not weird like that.
No, no, no.
I get it.
Do you know what his middle name is?
That I do not know, but I do have his signature in my Bible.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
His middle name is Orson.
Or-S-E-N.
Orson.
Okay.
Anyhow.
I didn't like Orson Wells.
Yeah, without the O, though.
Orson.
Pretty interesting.
Oh, oh.
Yeah, interesting.
Interesting middle name.
Never knew it.
But anyhow, the last and final one is Jimmy Kimmel versus Stephen Colbert.
I think-
I had that one to Kimmel.
I think I'm going to give it to Kimmel, too.
But I think they-
He just looks like he could scrap a little bit better than-
Yeah, but I think they both end up crying after they hurt each other and holding each
other.
Oh, yeah.
They would.
I think Kimmel would come out on top.
I think so, too.
Yeah.
Yep.
So, okay.
That is the end of those.
So interesting.
I liked our answers.
We got the one that's going to go to Topher.
I'm going to send him a message here when I get a chance.
And he will make the final vote on that one.
So let's take us a little break.
And how about if we come back with a list of most awkward moments according to young
adults?
That sound good?
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Real hilarity.
Hey, your chair produces sound similar to a heart, but only once.
Such that you cannot reproduce it and prove that it was just the chair.
Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.
It's strange insults from an alien.
Real hilarity.
Mary, your grandmother always intruded your thoughts at the last minute while you are
masturbating.
Hello, this is Satan.
You might know me from my pet name, Inflation.
I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listen to two douche bags
and microphone by a nice warm fire at night and listen to music.
a better way to relax then. Listen to two douchebags in microphone by a nice warm fire at night.
I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that day. Enjoy.
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.
Hmm, let's see, if a worm could talk, would it be argumentive?
Hmph, I may never know.
Well, guess they finally figured out the microphone, idiots.
Two douchebags in one microphone, I'm Mark.
And I'm Rob.
Alright, well, like I said before, they did a list, they as in the, I think it was a university,
I'm not going to look it up, but it was a college that did a study with younger people,
I think it was around 5,000 people, and they asked them all what are their most embarrassing moments,
what they consider their most embarrassing moments.
And there was a lot of duplicates, there was a lot of people that said the same thing.
So according to that, they came up with a list of top like 15 or so.
So, number 16, bitching about someone via text and accidentally including them in the group text.
So, I could see...
That's why I don't group text.
Me neither, because I don't know, I just see numbers, right?
I don't always see names, I don't know what those numbers are.
Yeah, so, I could definitely see that and I could agree with that.
This right here is the only way I usually talk to more than one person at a time.
I think that is a pretty smart idea.
I normally deal one-on-one.
I think that is a pretty sound idea right there, and I'm the same way, I don't like group text.
Not only that, but when you're done, all it takes is one idiot to start saying something,
then all of a sudden you're getting the pings from everybody again.
Yeah, for the next three hours you're trying to go to bed and you're fumbling.
Yeah, and it's like ding-ding and they're just saying stupid shit and it's like, man...
Yeah, so I'm with you, Rob.
Number 15, this is interesting and I think it's funnier than hell.
Creeping on a rival's social media page and forgetting and liking one of their posts.
Okay.
Well, let's say that you've got an arch enemy that you guys hate each other, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you're creeping on them, okay?
And you're like, okay, let's see what that fucking idiot's doing.
Probably nothing good.
And then you actually see a post that's funny and you agree with it and you accidentally hit like.
Then all of a sudden they're like, hey, fucking Mark, look, he's creeping, he liked my post.
So I think that's a pretty good one right there.
I like that one a lot.
Yeah, I like it too.
Number 14, accidentally mentioning something about someone and they realize that you could have
only found that out by stalking their social media pages.
Like, let's say they were at somebody's birthday party or something.
And the only way you could have known that was creeping on their social media.
And then when you're talking, yeah, they were at so and so's and then they kind of look at you like,
I know how you know that you were stalking them.
So can you say dumbass?
Yes, you can say dumbass.
Yeah, we both.
I know you could say dumbass.
We both say dumbass.
Yes.
Number 13 of most embarrassing moments for younger adults.
Sending a personal email to a workmate like, hey, we're that 90.
OK, when I get home, rah rah rah.
And then you accidentally you send it to Jimmy at work.
Then Jimmy works like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Then you come in there and say, hey, that 90 doesn't fit me anymore.
But then Jimmy's wife gets into Jimmy's phone.
And then Jimmy's in a lot of shit.
Oh my God.
Jimmy's like, no, it was an accident.
Sure it was.
Then you drive by Jimmy's house and all his golf clubs and everything are out on the lawn.
Like, huh?
Yeah.
Why is that?
Is he having a yard?
No, no.
Oh, is that all his clothes?
Oh, she looks mad.
What's she doing?
Flipping him off and screaming.
I wonder what happened.
Huh.
Oh, well, I'll check it out later.
Yeah.
Number 12, falling asleep on mass transit and leaning on a stranger's shoulder.
So I've I've I've I've accidentally done that on a plane before.
We I forgot where we were.
I think we're on the West Coast and we had to work like 20 hours to get the job done.
And we had to be back.
It was like getting there a holiday and we had to be back before a certain time.
So the shop was still open so we could take everything there and grab our cars out of shop and go home and all that stuff.
And I was worn out and we just made it to the airport.
And anyhow, I woke up and I was pretty much labyrinth on a dude's fucking shoulder.
And he has a very good sport about it.
I'm like, oh, I'm sorry.
He's like, don't worry about it.
I understand.
I've been like that before.
And I was like, yeah, I just worked 20 hours, dude.
And he could tell I had like I had my construction gear on still safety shirt.
I still had boots, all that shit.
So anyhow, yeah, I mean, that would be honestly, I think it would be better to do that on a plane.
Yeah, I agree.
Instead of let's say a bus.
Mm hmm.
Bus get nice or whatever.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anything.
Plane probably not because you know they can't have hold down busload of people gang up on your ass.
Yeah.
They get to slobber.
Um, number 11, losing balance on a subway train or plane and landing on a stranger's lap.
I've almost had that happen to me.
And I have seen I've seen it happen to other people.
Yeah, it's it's not pretty because it's so awkward.
Everybody's like, ah, ah, ah.
It's like whenever you're talking, you're talking to someone like a chick and you accidentally touch her tit and you don't mean to, you know, you're talking with your hands.
And then all of a sudden, there's this awkward moment and no one knows what to say.
Oh, I'm I'm going to leave.
Yeah, yeah, maybe you better, you know.
So, yeah, it's very awkward.
You don't know whether to beat their ass and say sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, let me go to the handbook.
Let me go to the guy handbook.
Oh, I have to I have to express how I'm not gay and I must punch him in the mouth.
So, okay.
Number 10, opening a handbag and a rubber or feminine hygiene falls out of it.
Yeah, I can see that.
I've seen it happen many a time.
I think it'd be funny like fucking do that and have a needle syringe in there.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
That guy's a junkie or a diabetic.
I don't know.
So number nine.
But you know what people are going to guess what?
Oh, they're going to guess junkie.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yeah.
You practically have to bring in your doctor's papers to convince them off of that one.
Yeah, you better have a bottle of insulin in there with you.
Yeah.
See?
This is insulin.
Number nine, leaving the house in a hurry and worrying all day if you left the hair curlers on or like, you know, the curling iron or whatever.
They called it hair curlers, but they're talking about a curling iron.
Okay, as guys, I say coffee pot.
Yeah, coffee pot.
That's a good, you know what?
Yeah.
If you're a guy, coffee pot because.
Actually, anything you left plugged in turned off.
Yeah.
Even the toaster, if you think it's going to be a problem.
Yeah.
I know what you mean.
Like maybe the toaster is making a weird noise or something and you're like, shit, I shouldn't have left that on.
So all day you're stressing, wondering, are you going to get a call going, hey, dude, your house is on fire.
What?
You know, because our brains get bored and they like to play tricks on us and fuck with us.
So.
Well, better yet, you leave your golden lab out of a cage while you go to work.
Oh, shit.
I've done that with my black lab.
Oh, no, dude, it got bad.
Oh, did it?
I had to wake my son up yesterday morning.
Oh, no.
His wallet was laying in the middle of the living room.
No shit.
Torn to shred.
Oh.
Ruin his debit card.
What about his license?
Put a little puncture, unfortunately, just on the address of his driver's license.
OK, so it's still usable.
It's still usable.
But yeah, his debit card shot took a good chunk out of his Social Security card.
Wow.
Oh, yeah.
He was lucky to still be living here at the school.
Looking for a home.
Wow.
So yeah, everything that boys worked so hard for last year.
Wow.
Gone.
No, it was like 45 minutes.
Wow.
I know from the product, it was like 45 minute time period.
OK.
There was one time when I got up, and the next time when I got up, it was.
It doesn't take long for a dog to destroy about anything, so.
Oh, no, no, no, not this.
Yeah, a lot of dogs are like that.
He's proving that.
Yep.
That's like our Tucker.
Tucker can destroy anything and nothing flat.
He's really good at that.
Number eight, I don't agree with this.
I think it should have been way further down the list.
I don't think it's an embarrassing moment, but the younger people deemed it as such.
Number eight on the list is forgetting headphones on a long journey.
I don't see that one.
That's more of a, oh, shit, now I got to listen to that baby crying.
That's your own dumb asshole.
Yeah, yeah, that's not embarrassing.
Nobody knows you meant to bring headphones on and you didn't.
You forgot.
Yeah, you're the only one that knows that.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I said, too.
I don't view that as an embarrassing moment.
I view that as an, oh, shit, man, that kid's going to scream the whole fucking flight,
and I got to hear it because I forgot my headphones.
I can tell you that was a dumb moment.
Yeah, me too.
Number seven, I think this should have been down the list, too,
because how many times does this happen to somebody?
Why does it register at number seven, dropping a phone in the toilet?
Does everybody do that?
Honestly, dude, it happens more than you would think.
Man, I guard that bitch.
A lot of people, a lot of people carry their phone in their back pocket.
Oh, yeah, I can see it.
I have done it one time.
I learned that for my first time.
Okay, you just put some light on it.
Usually.
Okay, and then you're fishing it out, so that's the embarrassing part.
Oh, yeah, and then your phone shot, yeah.
Number six, I don't even...
And then people ask, what did you do to your phone?
And you got to tell them.
Well, I had my phone in my back pocket.
I'm going to take a dump, and next thing I hear the splash, and there it is.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
And then they're like, oh, hey, hey, guess what Rob did?
Oh, come on, man, don't tell everybody.
Hey, guess what Rob did?
Oh, dude, come on.
They've done the same exact thing.
Oh, yeah, but they're going to exploit your tragedy.
Definitely.
Oh, yeah, that's what...
I mean, come on, you and I would.
I'd take pictures if I could.
I'd hang them up everywhere.
Hey, look at dumbass here.
We've lived our lives doing that.
I know.
Okay, hey, I've got a little story after this to see if you remember it or not.
But it's after this list, okay?
Okay.
Number six, I don't...
I'm scared.
It doesn't pertain to you, but I think you were there.
I just kind of ask it.
That's why I'm scared.
Okay.
Number six, I don't agree with this one at all.
I think it's stupid.
It shouldn't be on the list.
Forgetting to put a phone on recharge overnight.
I do it all the time.
I know, that's a big nothing burger.
Nothing.
Fortunately, I have a charger at work.
I think anybody with any type of brain power at all does that, but whatever.
So...
Number five, and I agree with this, but I don't think it should be number five because it happens all the time.
Forgetting a good friend's birthday.
A good friend doesn't care.
I mean, I don't care if you forget my birthday, Rob.
I don't care.
I know you got shit going on, you know?
You know what?
That's exactly what I want.
Everybody telling me, coming up and telling me I'm a year older.
I know.
I don't want to punch you in the damn mouth.
Yeah.
Thanks a lot, fuckface.
Especially when you get over 50.
I agree.
Yeah.
It's like, hey, can we just stop with it?
Okay.
Can we just make this a really fucking day?
I know you're a couple more than me.
Yep.
Yeah.
No, I feel the same way.
So...
Yep.
Double nickel.
All downhill from there.
No, actually, you know what?
Like, me and Topher were talking so many times in the podcast.
There is so much value in freedom when you get...
You're not quite there yet, Rob.
You know, but when you...
I'm getting there.
I'm feeling it.
I know you're getting there.
I'm feeling it.
Matter of fact, I have some ideas for you that we have to do off air about when you do what
you're going to do coming up here.
Okay?
I'll tell you about later.
You know what?
Let's leave the rest of it alone.
I'll tell you about it later.
Okay.
Number four.
Leaving tags on new clothes when first wearing them.
I've done that before and I don't give a shit.
Someone goes up and goes, oh, so you wear a 38, huh?
Yeah, why?
I knew you were a fat ass.
Okay.
All right.
So?
Too wet now?
So what?
I got a brand new pair of jeans.
What the hell are you wearing?
Yeah, that's right.
You're still wearing those ones you wore in 19 fucking dickity, too?
That's what I thought.
Now get away from me.
We're the Sergio Valentes, you fucker.
What?
Was that eight different holes I count in those?
Were your Jordan ashes fucking 30 holes in your Jordan ashes and you're fucking telling
me about mine?
Me wearing a number 38.
I'm wearing a new jeans?
Yeah.
All I'm doing is wearing the number 38 and you're wearing fucking Jordan ashes with the
big fucking patterns on the ass and holes everywhere.
I'm sorry.
Circa 1982?
Yeah, yeah, 19 dickity, too, buddy.
That's right.
Number three.
Misjudging the weather and wearing a sweater on a hot day.
I don't agree with that one at all either.
That's your own personal hell, right?
You know, you're sitting there going, fuck.
I can't believe I didn't look at the forecast.
I didn't know it was going to make it up to 90 degrees today.
Here I am wearing this wool fucking sweater sweating my nuts off and it's my own stupidity.
I don't feel embarrassed over that.
I feel like I'm going to pay the price for not fucking doing things right, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's my daily life.
These are younger people, too, okay?
Right, right, right.
Yeah.
You know, we just don't give a shit anymore and we're jaded, so you know, we're just like...
See, I'm faking us, but we're not talking about it.
No, no, they probably are embarrassed.
Like everyone's going to know that I misjudged my wardrobe.
Okay.
Which we all have done.
Yes.
Yep.
Number two.
Now, I've done this a lot of times.
Waving back at someone, then realizing they were waving at someone else.
And that is embarrassing.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's kind of like, it's kind of like almost like you're egotistical.
Oh, they hadn't been waving at me.
What?
Wait a minute, what?
They're not?
You know what I mean?
You just got like, yeah, everybody, he thinks everybody's waving at him, but they're not.
You know, that type of thing.
Well, 95% of the time, I don't even guess they weren't even waving at me.
I still think they were.
Yeah, there are a lot of times.
Yep, yep.
Yeah.
Yeah, so I agree with that.
That is embarrassing, but you know, I mean.
Yeah.
Number one.
When you get it.
Now, number one, I pretty much agree with.
This is a good one, and I think it's happened to a lot of people.
I haven't done it at work, but I've done it professionally.
I see it a medical professional on the phone with them, and then I realized what I did
afterwards.
Accidentally ended a work call with, I love you.
Okay.
You see, that does happen because you're so used to, you know, you're talking to your
significant other, and then you just go, all right, okay, well, thanks a lot.
Love you.
Be careful, you know, and then all of a sudden it's like, oh, shit.
Wait a minute.
Yep.
Yeah.
I've done it before, but I got a really big laugh.
I'm just going to leave that right there.
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
And I got a really big laugh out of it because she knew exactly what happened, and you know,
and I was like, ah, ah, and she goes, ah, that's cool.
I do that all the time.
I'm like, okay.
All right, cool.
Oh, no.
I'm holding right there because I have horror stories about doing that.
Really?
Yeah.
I've done it.
Anything you want to talk about, Rob?
I mean, this is a podcast.
That's why I said I'm leaving it right there.
Okay.
Cool.
Good enough.
The ones that heard it know I did it.
Okay.
All right.
Cool.
The story.
That's the number one one, by the way.
I think I said that, but just in case I didn't.
I like that list predominantly.
I think most of them were really good.
There are some of them.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now, remember there was this girl that we called the fuck monster that fucking kidnapped
Davy, took him upstairs?
Do you remember?
Yes.
And everyone called her the fuck monster behind her back because she wouldn't let Davy go.
Davy come downstairs, all scratched up, fucking shirt ripped.
He goes, dude, he goes, I can't fucking come anymore, dude.
Get her away from me.
Man, I can't do it.
She just won't leave me alone, man.
So she comes downstairs, grabs him and goes, I'm not done with you, buddy.
And pulls him upstairs again and just like bangs the piss out of him, right?
And anyhow, so we start calling her the fuck monster.
One day our friend Charlie came over to Davy's house and anyhow, he seen her there and I'm
not going to say any names because it's probably not proper to, but he didn't realize what
he was saying, but he goes, hey, he goes, where's the fuck monster at right in front
of her?
And everyone looked at her and she realized that that was her nickname and got really
embarrassed and never came back around after that.
Okay.
See, I remember her, but I wasn't there when she got the name and I wasn't there when that
happened.
Okay.
Well, it was funny.
But I do remember her.
Charlie come up there and he's like, hey, where's that fuck monster at?
And we all just look at her and they're like, oh shit, I just gave it away.
It just had to be Charlie.
Yeah, the fuck monster.
He didn't care.
Anyhow, let's take a little break.
We'll come back and I'm sure you got something you want to add or something, right?
Yeah, I got a story for you.
All right, cool.
And then we got the new Coke flavor and then Jeffy X has some stuff that he's uncovered
for us.
So, we will be right back right after these fine messages.
And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.
Is a Pop-Tart a ravioli or is it a sandwich?
I may never know.
As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum.
Two douchebags and a microphone.
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Alright, Rob Radd, we turn to you.
Alright, I got a story out of Northern Missouri for you.
Oh, this ought to be good.
Oh no, it is good.
Okay, came out of Stamberg, Missouri.
I know where that's at.
Fox 2 News.
Okay.
Some urban legends are simply extraordinary.
A call from Missouri to a nationally syndicated paranormal late night radio program, coast
to coast AM.
It used to be with Art Bell.
It used to be with Art Bell, now it's with somebody else.
You're talking about that, right?
Yeah, do you know this show?
Yes.
Okay.
He claimed in 1995 to have invented a time machine, then he disappeared.
Wow.
Mike Man...huh?
Wow, and this was on Art Bell?
Yeah, I mean, well, that was the first time on coast to coast AM.
Okay.
Mike Man Man Markham talked about his experience with industrial power transformers and his
attempt to build a time machine with the host on the coast to coast radio show.
He explained he took six transformers to power a time machine.
They belong to St. Joseph Power and Light Generating Station in King City, Missouri.
Okay.
I know King City all too well.
Okay.
Back when I lived up around there.
Yep.
A 1995 report from the Stambury Police Department confirms that he did steal six transformers.
Wow.
Markham was placed under arrest and spent some time in jail.
Uh-huh.
He later called the talk show again and said he believed that he may be able to avoid prison
by claiming he was attempting to build a time machine, thinking it would make him crazy.
During his second appearance on coast to coast in 1996, he stated he was 30 days away from
finishing his legal time machine.
Okay.
This time he said he wasn't going to steal any material, however he suddenly disappeared
in 1997 and has never heard of again.
So his time machine got him to that point in time but couldn't get him back?
Well, we don't know.
Maybe.
Nobody knows.
Nobody's called in, nobody has reported on him, they haven't found his body.
There's other references in this.
Interesting.
Comments, people suggest whatever.
But it does say, it does not appear that there's proof of what happened to the device or tomorrow
he has now become the subject of True Crime podcast.
Wow.
A mystery that remains unsolved unless he chooses to reveal his whereabouts.
True Crime podcast is a huge podcast across America and it's interesting that they chose
that avenue.
Yeah, he's a subject on it.
That is pretty cool.
I think it's out of northern Missouri.
I'm going to have to listen to that.
I find stuff like that extremely interesting and I've listened to True Crime podcast before.
It's very good.
It's done very well, it's put together very well.
I enjoy it.
So I am going to definitely have to check that one out.
Thanks.
Yeah, I figured you would like, yeah.
I'll check it out.
You want weird stuff, there you go, dude.
Yeah.
It's right up the alley.
Actually, I was interested in it, yeah.
Rob, I think we both know what directions we have to go in.
I think you nailed it.
You've been nailing it.
I mean, some of the stuff that you came up with like Old West Hygiene and then what was
the one you did last week that I loved so much?
Oh, I've been doing the American Songwriter.
American Songwriter.
I mean, I like that even better than Old West Hygiene.
Honestly, I have some more up and coming.
I just have not finalized yet.
That's all right.
I've got all kinds of material.
I've got all kinds of material so it doesn't matter.
Yeah, and that's what I'm doing.
I want to start weaning away from the new stuff.
Well, I like to do the odd stuff and like what I just did.
I really like stuff like what younger people consider their most embarrassing moments.
Raspberry, this new Coke flavor, right?
Okay, and then Jeffy X putting his spin on it.
Stuff like that to me is what this podcast should be.
Lighthearted, tongue in cheek, banter.
Stuff that makes people chuckle.
Food Wars is another one.
Stuff that makes people think and kind of chuckle.
I think we're getting this thing rolled and molded into how we want it.
Hopefully everybody agrees.
We're working on it.
Yes, and I'm in the middle of taking down some emails, Rob.
All right.
Rob, we have some votes.
I'm scared.
We have some votes.
I'm scared.
We have some votes on Rasslin'.
Oh.
We have some votes.
I haven't got them all yet so I'm not even going to go into them right now.
There's like four or five of them about Rasslin'.
I got a story right now that I just came up with today about Matt Riddle.
Oh, Matt Riddle.
Who got kicked out of WWE.
Yeah, like didn't he get accused of some shit?
Yeah, he goes deep.
He goes deep.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
He accused an airline.
What was it?
An airline.
I don't have it in front of me.
He was on an airline and accused some security guards of sexually molesting him.
Oh, that's what it was.
Okay.
Oh, there's all kinds of weird shit.
Yeah, did he just get kicked?
Then he got released from WWE.
Yeah, he got released.
Yeah.
Well, now it looks like he...I'll tell you what.
I don't have it in front of me right now.
Yeah, get the full story.
But I can have it.
We're going to podcast tomorrow night.
Yeah, we'll do that.
That's where we're ready to go.
Okay.
Sounds good, Robert.
He's going to have a match.
Okay.
Yeah, he's not totally out of it.
I like Matt Riddle.
I always thought he was a really good up and door.
And he's going up against a Hall of Famer.
Really?
Okay.
I'll have that for you tomorrow night.
Okay.
All right, sounds good.
I will be waiting for that.
I like wrestling.
I'll talk about wrestling.
Rasslin, Rasslin.
You want to listen.
But I want to hear these emails.
I do.
Yeah.
I want to hear these emails.
Okay.
Hopefully tomorrow, if I have enough time, I'm helping Val with the surgery and stuff.
You're fine.
If I have enough time, I will.
Hey, are we at the 30 days?
For Ask Padlin?
No, no.
We were 30 days for emails, too.
This is where you were setting it up.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The emails, like, every 30 days.
Oh, yeah, yeah, no.
We're really close to the emails.
We're not at 30 days anyhow.
You're right.
So I couldn't have done them any.
But I got a feeling we have some built up.
I think there's like 10 of them that I need to get to.
And then the rest are just stuff like, hey, I think you should make it like an hour and
a half.
And just stuff like that.
You know, suggestions, which is cool.
Some of them are good.
Some of them are like, okay.
But anyhow, we're asking for suggestions.
And the majority of these emails are just little suggestions.
So that's cool.
Thank you.
That's what we want.
Yeah.
But I think we got a verdict.
Thank you for answering.
We got a verdict on RAS.
At least we know we're not alone here.
And I can tell you right now, the overall feeling is, is you do not have to prove your
ass hairness to anybody because here's what I read on some emails and I'll print some
of them out.
Nobody really wants to see it?
No, no, no, no.
They said that nobody else, none of these stars that we present has to prove their ass
hair.
So to be fair, they don't think you have to prove yours.
It's basically the consensus I got, which surprised me because I thought people are
going to go evil and go, yeah, make them show his ass.
Oh, I thought everybody wanted to picture.
I thought we were going to get trouble for $400.
Look, it's like this.
If people want to see your ass, they better start emailing because most of them are like,
nah, nobody else is doing it.
So Rob shouldn't have to.
So thank you.
Yeah.
So that's what we got so far.
I'm just saying.
I'm willing to prove it and there is a picture proving it.
Okay.
If people want to see that, I can't express this enough.
DoucheB66 at Yahoo.com.
Send them in.
Majority wins.
If you get 30 people to email and say they want to see Rob's asshole, it will happen.
If you get 30 people to say no fucking way, it won't happen.
So there you go.
It's in your hands.
If you're the first person that gets us for pornography, I'm kicking your ass when I get
out of prison.
Well, okay, here's the deal.
We'll have to figure out a way for people to centrally look at it because I'm not going
to send pictures personally to anybody.
No, yeah, we can't do that.
No, no.
We're not going to distribute anything.
The picture is real.
Okay.
All right.
Well, you know what?
I mean, if anyone is very adamant about Rob having to prove it.
Maybe I'm just trying to kill myself for no reason.
Maybe so.
One more time.
I'll give the email and then we can move on.
I don't know, dude.
You got me against Mick Foley this week.
Oh, I know.
Oh.
And now I went to Topher.
Yes.
Yeah.
I used my save card to get a verdict on that.
That's going to be a horrible one.
Yeah.
So anyhow, and I don't have the save card.
I use my save card.
So anyhow, we'll get into that later when we get into the hairy asshole Olympics.
Okay?
Yeah.
We're not talking about that today.
But Topher delivered a verdict, so we have that.
All right.
I'm ready for it.
Okay.
All right.
And then we do it.
Yep.
You know, there's a new Coke flavor, Rob.
Is there?
Uh-huh.
Raspberry spice Coke is coming.
Coca-Cola has confirmed that the new flavor will be arriving sometime next year.
In honor of this, Jeffy X went to work.
And he has uncovered all the Coke flavors that did not get the approval of the focus
groups when they had focus groups check out the new flavors.
So all the ones that this one beat out?
Yes.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
He's on the, oh, he may have earned an extra special Christmas gift.
Oh, I know.
I might buy him two hookers now.
Dude, this is, I may buy him a colony.
Well, Jeffy X came to bat.
He found out about the new raspberry spice Coke and he said, you know what, dude?
He said, I'm going to go in there and I'm going to find the flavors that failed and
I'm going to get back with you.
And I was like, dude, you are a trooper.
He risked his life.
And like always, you know, he said, hey, I just sent you the Coke flavors that failed
10 minutes, poof, they're gone.
I just barely got it downloaded and printed out here and boom, they were gone.
So in true Jeffy X fashion, you know, he, he, he grabbed them, sent them out to us and
now they're gone.
So anyhow, he's got, he's got some upper job.
I'll tell you what.
Yeah.
He's got it.
He bounces between Massingale, Coke, he founds a round of big names.
There's nothing that Jeffy X can't uncover.
He, he, his ass is on the line and we think he gets out.
Yes.
Yeah.
Jeffy X, you do a great job and thank you.
We love you, Jeffy.
Great job.
So the first one that failed, dirty diaper Coke.
That's a given.
I guess some people don't like the smell of baby shit.
Yeah, that makes you gag.
Okay.
Well then that's probably why it failed.
Yeah.
So dirty diaper Coke.
Yeah.
I dirty diaper Coke.
Okay.
Yeah.
You had your share.
Yeah.
The mustard.
Yeah.
Nope.
I get it.
Next one.
Burnout fuse Coke.
I get that.
It smells horrible.
That kind of electrical smokey smell.
Yeah.
Well, I guess the flavor would be like it, right?
Wait, wait.
I can almost see that.
Really?
I'm just weird that way, Mark.
I'm just weird that way.
I think I get what you're saying though.
It'd be kind of a dry kind of a cola taste.
Kind of a smoky cola taste.
I mean, everybody knows there's those smells you can taste.
Yeah.
And that is a burnt fuse.
Maybe that's where they got the idea for a burnout fuse.
That might be.
Yeah.
Okay.
You know what?
I kind of like it too.
You just kind of swayed me.
I don't know why that failed.
Well, I could still see why it failed.
I think that it caught people off guard on the focus group.
I think it would have to go to a certain market.
Yeah, like mechanics or people hands on.
Like guys in construction, maintenance, stuff like that.
Yeah, you know what?
You're right.
Anyone else wouldn't get it.
Electrical machines.
They probably did this with a lot of housewives that have no idea what a burnout fuse, you
know.
Yeah, you're right.
Exactly.
Your everyday housewife is not going to want to buy that.
That's right.
Yep.
Yeah.
So yeah, I think that's what it is.
So the next flavor is Coke with real dirt.
I think that sounds wonderful myself.
You can shake it up and make it into mud.
Dude, that's a childhood flavor.
Yes, I agree.
Everybody is eating dirt as a child.
Oh my God.
And it's delicious.
If you did not put dirt in your Coke, you were weird.
That's right.
So this right here, whoever turned this down, I'm going to say they're anti-American, wouldn't
you?
No, I would say they were coddled.
Okay.
Yeah, they weren't let to go out and eat dirt like real kids.
Like us.
Yeah, like us.
Yeah, like, come in, Susie.
Hang on, Susie.
No, no eating dirt.
Come on in.
You're right.
They were let to be outside.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yep.
They were hovered over.
They were helicopter kids.
They were hovered over.
Okay.
Next one, sausage and egg Coke.
I think that sounds delicious myself.
Oh my God.
That'd be an awesome one.
Would that be a dream come true?
That would be an awesome breakfast.
Yeah, man, I'm going to drink this Coca-Cola.
It looks different.
It's got a different label.
Yeah, sausage and Coke.
What?
Son of a bitch, give me one of them.
You want to talk about breakfast in a can?
Yeah, gosh.
Man, all you'd have to do is grab one and fucking hit the road.
You're like, oh man, I'm going to run a little late.
Yeah, run a little late.
I'd still get my breakfast in.
That's right.
Yeah.
I think whoever turned that down is insane.
Awesome flavor.
I agree.
This next one, I think I kind of see it.
If nothing else, you know, for like acid reflux and stuff like that,
Coke with real battery acid.
Now remember, a lot of people have acid reflux.
Okay.
Yeah, that might be pollution-induced.
Well, I mean, battery acid actually tastes kind of sweet
because I know you've done this before too,
but you change out a battery and you don't think about it
and you have a bag of chips.
It actually has a little bit of a sweet taste, doesn't it?
Yeah.
But I wouldn't want to eat it.
And it's not good for you.
So yeah, I get it.
Next one, Coke with broccoli, beef and rice.
What the hell is wrong with that, Rob?
That sounds pretty damn good to me.
Yeah, but you think maybe the rice kind of resembled maggots?
Oh.
That's what it is.
It's a look and not the flavor.
There we go.
Back to the douches.
Yes.
Rice.
Yes, rice.
I think because it reminds people of maggots,
it's a great flavor.
People love it, but when you're shoving that thing in your mouth,
it looks real.
Yes.
Or if you pour it in a glass, it looks like a bunch of maggots.
So I get it.
So okay.
All right.
Fair enough.
Touche.
Got it.
Okay.
Next one, Coke with anal discharge.
I think I'm going to have to agree with that one.
What about you?
I'm speechless.
Maybe you'll like the next one, Rob.
Bacon, lettuce, and Coke.
That I could deal with.
I could deal with that too.
No anal discharge, please.
This next one, I get vinegar and salt Coke.
It's just like eating vinegar and salt chips with a Coke.
Yeah.
Look, it's nothing exciting, but I don't get why people kick it to a curb.
Oh well.
Yeah, but nowadays you've got to be exciting.
You're right.
It doesn't have enough bam.
You're right.
And last but not least, salt water taffy Coke.
I hate taffy and especially hate salt water taffy, so I understand that 100%.
Rob?
Okay.
Here's where I'm at on that.
Okay.
I've always loved taffy.
Okay.
No matter who I have bad peace, I can't eat taffy.
Okay.
If I put that flavor in a Coke, I can have my taffy back.
Okay.
You know what?
A lot of people grew up eating taffy.
I mean, come on.
It was the 70s, 80s.
I was a big candy back then.
Okay.
You know what, Rob?
Just because I'm not a taffy fan, that's the only reason I turned it down.
But if you like taffy, I can see why people...
I was and a lot of my friends were.
Okay.
Well, then I get it.
I get it.
Yeah.
So that one...
Yeah.
Those of us taffy fans would enjoy that.
You know what?
Maybe you need to...
If we're older and our teeth ain't the same.
Submit that letter to Coca-Cola and maybe they'll bring it back.
I'm on it.
All right.
Okay.
Well, we are a little bit over an hour.
Do we want to go ahead and call this podcast and see everybody tomorrow or what do you
think?
Yeah.
All right.
Hang on one second.
Oh, yeah.
Sure.
Hang on one second.
Okay.
I do have an update that I want to get to.
Okay.
It has to our very dear friend, Mary Lou Retens.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I thought the phone gave out.
I'm like, oh, shit.
What I was trying to call me is I'm trying to read this.
Oh, here we go.
Okay.
Yeah.
Now I got to pull it back up.
Here we are right here.
Okay.
Yeah.
You know how I've been reporting about Mary Lou Retens and her rare form of pneumonia?
Uh-huh.
Well, there was another update.
Okay.
So, um, Retens shared an official statement to her Instagram page on Monday, October 30th
that said she felt beyond blessed and had the opportunity to make this statement.
She wrote, I am overwhelmed with all the love and support from the world as I fight and
forever grateful to you all, I am with family continuing to slowly recover and staying very
positive as I know this recovery is a long and slow process.
The statement continued, I appreciate everyone's respect and my privacy at this time.
Excellent.
So she, she's recovering.
She's still with us.
God bless her.
Good.
Mary Lou Retens was one of my heart problems.
Oh, every kid, everyone our age, everyone our age feels the same way.
And she was cute as hell.
Yes, she was.
Yep.
And that tight body did not hurt anything.
So.
And from the pictures I'm seeing reading these stories, she still looks good.
I bet she does.
I'll have to look at story of Bob Black's doing.
Anyway, anyway, I'm gonna go there with her fighting her.
Okay.
Now I've got a final thought, Rob.
Are you ready for it?
Everybody makes fun of my cargo shorts until they need a ratchet set or a pulled pork sandwich.
I, dude, I, I know the feeling.
Yeah.
You pull out a ratchet set and all of a sudden you're the hero.
You pull out a pulled pork sandwich.
You're even more of the hero.
That why, why do you wear cargo shorts?
So you can do that.
Want me better?
Pull out a nice little dog leash.
That's right.
Yeah, that'll be in the pockets down to the bottom.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Everybody have a good night.
Thank you for listening.
Like always, we love you guys.
I cannot believe the numbers we got in the last week and a half.
I have not looked.
I will look tomorrow.
Okay.
You are going to be amazed.
I mean, one day.
Yeah.
I mean, I was almost afraid to put out another podcast.
I was like, oh my God.
You know, it's like they're going to like not even go to that one again.
They're going to hit the new one up really quick.
I need to let it simmer down.
I need to let this one calm down before I put another one.
But yeah, I mean, you guys are like really, really listening and growing in numbers and tell your friends.
Like I said, there's not a whole lot of really great radio anymore.
It's pretty easy to see all the good talent got ran off or whatever, you know, got fines or the radio stations don't want to pay them.
The corporate conglomerates like the safe, easy radio.
Let us be your morning show.
You listen to our filthy news.
Talking about is what's going on in the world.
We don't want to be the world.
We want to be us.
We want to get your mind off the world.
Exactly.
Listen to our filthiness and then go listen to your music.
We are your morning show.
So anyhow, that means absolutely.
Absolutely.
Everybody have a good night and we will have another podcast tomorrow.
So we got a few of them coming up in a row.
Enjoy.
We love you guys.
Have a great night.
Love you.
Good night.
Hey, where do they go?
Where the douchebags?
Oh my God.
Someone took a dump in the corner.
Oh, geez.
Glad they're gone.
Let's just hope they don't come back.
Man, that smells.