1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it's two douchebags and a microphone podcast. 2 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:27,000 The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat. 3 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:38,000 The wild violet is an unsung hero. Most people don't realize that the flower can be stewed to make a delicious vinegar for the fresh greens that can be picked in your front yard. 4 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Violet soap can be easily made as well. The flower is full of many essential minerals as well as vitamin A, C, and E. It is literally one of the first super foods. 5 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes and scream, hey, there's no toilet paper in here. 6 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Two douchebags and a microphone, I'm Mark. And I'm Rob. Rob Rad that is, not Uncle Rob, right? Yeah, not Uncle Rob. 7 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Yeah, but we'll get to that a little bit later. So, anyhow, I got a, wouldn't it be fantastic if... 8 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Cool. Yeah, yeah, those are always good. But first, I got a little story from Japan. 9 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:59,000 All right. Well, there was a Japan's flag carrier, Japan Air, had to make a last minute changes to deal with excess weight. 10 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:04,000 Not from baggage, but from a group of passengers who just so happened to be sumo wrestlers. 11 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Japan Airlines realized that two of its planes were at risk of exceeding their weight limits carrying the wrestlers who were on their way to Omahi, Oshima, an island in the south for a sports festival. 12 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Two groups of 27 total athletes were supposed to take off on separate flights on October 12th, one from Handena Airport in Tokyo and the other from Itami Airport in Osaka, with the latter being a much smaller, primarily domestic airport. 13 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:52,000 The sumo wrestlers weighed an average of 120 kilograms, 264 pounds each, far more than a 154 pound average passenger. 14 00:02:53,000 --> 00:03:01,000 So, anyhow, they just, they had to add a whole nother flight and it's because, you know, all these people are well over 250. 15 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:12,000 So I thought that was an interesting little story there. So without going into that too much more, I mean, there's really not much more to say. 16 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:22,000 You know, there's a bunch of sumo wrestlers, they all got on, plane was over, you know, over the weight limit, had to get another plane. That's what they did. 17 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Interesting story, but that's about it. I can't stretch it out any further. 18 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:32,000 So I got some, oh, go ahead. No, go ahead. 19 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:49,000 I'll just say, I'll just go and say both you and I in our NFL pitch this week, we suck. We suck. I didn't even watch the San Francisco game that we gave the numbers on. 20 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Yeah, I know, but I couldn't have been more wrong. Well, here's the deal. All these people that I'm reading on. 21 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 We both been on same brand they lost. 22 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Yep. They're going downhill big time. 23 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:08,000 Oh, dude. And then I watch, yeah, I watch the Chiefs game too. 24 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Yeah. Okay. As far as the Chiefs game go. Okay. We won 16 in a row against Denver. Don't you think they were due for a win? Honestly? 25 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 26 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:27,000 And Patrick Mahomes had the flu. We weren't playing very well at all. 27 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:33,000 There was talk about them taking him out, but he would not come out. 28 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 I think they should have taken him out. 29 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 They would not leave the game. 30 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Well, you know what? What makes him great is also probably his weakness. So what do you do? What do you do? 31 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:54,000 You know, he has earned the right to get away with that. Don't you say? 32 00:04:55,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Yeah. Yeah. One game. One game. It's a sick day, dude. 33 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,000 They're six and two. They're still in first place. 34 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Although, although I agree with my son, they should put the backup in the second straight quarter back in. 35 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:19,000 They should put in Blaine Gabbard in the third quarter. 36 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Yeah. They should. 37 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:29,000 But some of it was not Mahomes' fault either. There was a drop touchdown pass. There was a fumble. 38 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:33,000 There was a big fumble by McColl-Hardman. 39 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:42,000 There's a lot of critical mistakes and also the fact that you beat someone 16 times in a row. 40 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Like I was telling a guy at work, I said, let's say that me, Mark, I went up and let's say the guy that I'm beating up, his name's Little Timmy. 41 00:05:51,000 --> 00:06:00,000 I go over there, I just continue to smack the piss out of Little Timmy every day for years. 42 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:07,000 Finally, one of these days, Little Timmy's going to find a way to bust the shit out of me, right? 43 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Yeah. That's the way it is. People get tired of losing. 44 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,000 People get tired of getting their ass at one point. 45 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Look, the chiefs are the big boys on the block. They're the world champions. 46 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 They've been the perennial winners for a while now. 47 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Okay, man, people are coming at you with everything, man. They want to beat you. 48 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,000 People are sick of seeing your name. They're sick of seeing you up on banners. 49 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,000 They're sick of all the hugs and all the accolades. They're sick of getting their ass kicked by you. 50 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 You know what? That's the way it goes. 51 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,000 And if we don't win a Super Bowl this year, I'm not disappointed. How could I be disappointed? 52 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Geez. I mean... 53 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 You can't be. 54 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 Yeah. We were there. We were in the Super Bowl three out of the last four years. 55 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Won two of them. My God. 56 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,000 I mean, I'm pretty fucking happy about them still. 57 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,000 One hiccup and people are just shitting their pants. 58 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,000 I could not believe the shit I was reading on Facebook and Instagram and all that. 59 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 50 times we've lost two games out of eight. 60 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Yeah. I mean, come on, guys. 61 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Listen, I know some people that mouthing off about the game today that are listening, that are going to listen to this. 62 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Check yourself. Look in the mirror, man. Look, man. Love you. 63 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:29,000 I don't mean anything rude or obnoxious by this, but check yourself. 64 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,000 How much do you have to win constantly to be happy? 65 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 You know? 66 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:42,000 You're not going to win every game and you're definitely not going to win fucking 30 games in a row against any team. 67 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,000 They're going to find a way to beat you. That's what happened. God bless. 68 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,000 You know what, Denver Broncos? You deserve this. Reveal it and have fun. 69 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:56,000 If I were on the NFL, I want to give a shout out to the Cowboys for their massive win today. 70 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Yeah. 71 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Since I have a few friends that are Cowboys fans, I don't know why, but. 72 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Well, they obviously don't know football. 73 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:13,000 Yeah, they did today. They did today. 74 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:19,000 Okay. Now, the Cowboys are a good team and you will see them go far in the playoffs if they don't fuck it up. 75 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 They're working on it. They're working on it. 76 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:28,000 They're working on it. But my business is not the Cowboys. My business is the Chiefs. 77 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Yeah, Chiefs all the way, brother. 78 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Yep, me too. So, like I before mentioned, Rob, I have a wouldn't it be fantastic if. 79 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Let's do it. 80 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 I'm reading little myths. 81 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Alright. Let's do it. 82 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:50,000 You know, sometimes female frogs fake their own debt to avoid mating advances from a male frog. 83 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000 No, I didn't. 84 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Yeah. Wouldn't it be fantastic if humans did that? 85 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Yeah. 86 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:07,000 You hear the bar and you walk up to the chick, hey, hey, buy you a drink then she just falls on the floor and acts like she's dead. 87 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Actually, I think I might if you do that before. 88 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:20,000 I may have to. Don't bother me. I'm dead. But you just said, no, I'm dead. Don't bother me. 89 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Yeah. 90 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:27,000 Leave me alone. You're messing with a corpse, sir. 91 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:39,000 Wouldn't it be fantastic if all cell phones went into airplane mode as soon as the phone owner goes into a store. 92 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:49,000 I'm tired of hearing people's stupid ass conversation and gossip from seemingly a deranged nut bag, loud talking to thin air. 93 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:57,000 And they look insane. They look like a schizophrenic. They're sitting there looking off into air, talking as loud as they can. 94 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:05,000 Yeah. And then Jig come down and he fucking he threw his shoe at fucking Myrna. He hit her in the head. 95 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Oh, I know. I know. And it's like, motherfucker. It's like, listen, I don't want to hear about your stupid fucked up dealings with whoever. 96 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:22,000 I don't care about him. So please keep your fucking voice down. Don't be screaming into midair. You're an idiot. 97 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:29,000 So it would be great if phones automatically did that. It's like, oh, OK, hang on. 98 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:35,000 We're in a space where people don't want to hear your fucking bum gump and gum bump and bullshit. 99 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:45,000 So all of a sudden your phone just says, you're in this store here. So we're going in airplane mode. Too bad. You need to make an emergency call. That's OK. But nothing else. 100 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 That sounds good to me. Me too. 101 00:10:48,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Wouldn't it be fantastic if you receive store credits or free for free merchandise every time you self check out? 102 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Wouldn't that be great? 103 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:13,000 Self checkout. I know. But let's say that you got a punch card and you self check out. I don't know, 20 times. 104 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:19,000 You get some M&Ms or something. You get free merchandise for doing the job yourself. 105 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,000 I wouldn't use it. 106 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:30,000 OK. But let's say that they had some sort of a program to where you got points for doing self checkout. Would you use it then? 107 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 No? OK. 108 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:39,000 I know, dude. I believe in paying the employees to do their job. 109 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:52,000 No, I do the same thing. I don't use it either. I agree with you. But I'm just doing devil's advocate here. A lot of people use it. 110 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:59,000 But wouldn't it be fantastic if we did that? They say, you know what? You did self checkout 30 times in the last month and a half. 111 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,000 We think that we owe you $10 worth of food and whatever. 112 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:17,000 I think it's a great idea myself. Because a lot of people use self checkout anyhow. Reward them. Reward them for doing the job that you should have paid someone to do in the first place. Right? 113 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,000 OK. I will agree with that. 114 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Yes. I'm not saying you do it. 115 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:29,000 I have a hard time with taking Americans' jobs from them. 116 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:36,000 I agree, Rob. In a perfect world, that doesn't happen. But it's not a perfect world and it does happen. 117 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000 I know that. I know that. 118 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000 So I'm just saying that I think... 119 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000 I read headlines every day. 120 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Look, all of these are tongue in cheek. Right? All this stuff that we do on this whole program is tongue in cheek. 121 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:57,000 Like we said in the last podcast, we're here to make people laugh and grin and forget about all the bullshit going on. That's all we're here for. 122 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,000 We hope we give people a laugh and we hope they enjoy our banter. 123 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:06,000 So this is tongue in cheek, but I also think that there could be something to it. 124 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:11,000 I mean, come on. We're still going to talk about life. 125 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,000 Yes. Yeah. 126 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,000 Reality. Reality and life and these kinds. 127 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:26,000 I simply say that you should get credits every time you self-check out and then after a certain amount you can redeem them in for I don't know, whatever. 128 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000 Okay. I will agree with that. 129 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,000 Yeah. So... 130 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000 I personally will not use it. 131 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 Okay. No, that's fine. You don't have to. 132 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:45,000 I'm saying for all those people that do that are doing someone else's job, checking their own merchandise out, it'd be nice if like every, I don't know, every tenth time or whatever, 133 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:49,000 they got a little freebie from the store for doing someone else's job. 134 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,000 So essentially this is what they're getting paid to do that job. 135 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Okay. Well, for example, and what I'm saying. 136 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000 Uh huh. 137 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:04,000 Me and my son went over to my daughter's house a while ago. 138 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:10,000 Which leads me into the story you know a little bit, which you already know about. 139 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:15,000 Uh huh. But we stopped by Walmart on the way home. 140 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Okay. 141 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000 I picked up one bottle of body wash. 142 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000 Uh huh. Was it Old Spice? 143 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:29,000 I did not go to the self-checkout. I went to an employee. 144 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000 Cool. Good for you. 145 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,000 That's what they're getting paid to do. 146 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:43,000 Well I agree with you. I'm just saying if someone's going to use self-checkout, I think it'd be great if we gave them a little rewards program. 147 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000 So, okay. 148 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 Yeah, but I want to support Americans. 149 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Okay. 150 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000 I want to support the working class. 151 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000 But still Rob, let me present this. 152 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000 People are still going to. 153 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 They're still going to use self-checkout. 154 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:08,000 Well I think it'd be great if they rewarded them. They get so many points each time they self-checkout and according to the amount of merchandise they swiped. 155 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,000 So anyhow, it'll never happen so you don't have to worry about it. 156 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Okay, next. 157 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:19,000 Wouldn't it be fantastic if toilets had electric rims that were set off by urine? 158 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:25,000 Next time some slob pisses all over the rim he gets his little wiener fucking blasted with 50 volts of fun. 159 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000 That sounds like fun. 160 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:34,000 Oh yeah. You can just like sit in the other stall and wait for people to fucking piss on it. 161 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,000 That'd be great. 162 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:46,000 Matter of fact, you know Tofer has that ambient recorder where he recorded the tornado close to him that one night. 163 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000 And thunderstorms and you know outside nature. 164 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000 I take his ambient recorder and ask to borrow it. 165 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000 And I would sit on the stall next to it. 166 00:15:55,000 --> 00:16:01,000 I would sit there and I would record all the dummies that pissed on the rim and got their fucking little wiener fucking zapped. 167 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000 Wouldn't that be great? 168 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:08,000 Better yet. Better yet. Have a cup of water and throw it over the top of the stall. 169 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Now you're talking. 170 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000 In case they miss. 171 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Hell yeah. That sounds good to me. 172 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,000 You know, I mean it's the same idea as when we were young. 173 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 We had this guy down the road. 174 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:28,000 That used to have kids go piss on electric fence. 175 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000 And kids didn't know it, you know. 176 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,000 I did that one time at my grandpa's. 177 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000 One time. I fell into it. 178 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000 It won't fuck you up. 179 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,000 One blast your fucking wiener. That's it man. You're toast. 180 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,000 And I was showing up in front of one of my buddies. 181 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Yeah. He was like, you dumbass. 182 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:59,000 Yeah. I saw a guy get his fucking wiener blasted with those. It's not very, it's not pretty. 183 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:11,000 Okay. Wouldn't it be fantastic if football commentators had to fill out a stupid or invalid comment sheet after every game? 184 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Complete with description of what they were doing. 185 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,000 Complete with a comment sheet after every game. 186 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,000 Complete with a description of why they said such dumb fuckery on the air. 187 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000 They couldn't do it. 188 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:29,000 So Chris Collinsworth said how would you like like he did last year and everyone gave him grief over it. 189 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 Oh you'd like a big load of that guy coming down your throat. 190 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:37,000 He would have to fill out a comment card on why he said that. 191 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,000 And what he was meaning. 192 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:47,000 And it would be cool because there's a lot of stupid shit said on the air. 193 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:54,000 Tony Romo would not have any free time because he would be busy filling out that comment for days. 194 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:03,000 So and all Al Michaels would do is the game was boring as fuck. 195 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 So I just started talking about gambling and everybody loves it. 196 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000 And everyone would go, okay thanks Al. 197 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:21,000 Wouldn't it be fantastic if large box stores have to fill out a complete junk form to be displayed above said item. 198 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Every time that gets returned in a certain amount of time. 199 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000 So let's say there's a certain type of TV. 200 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Let's say there are sharp TVs. 201 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:36,000 And a bunch of them get returned for the same problem. 202 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,000 After you hit a certain threshold. 203 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:44,000 There should be a sign up there that says this has been confirmed junk. 204 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000 By your own risk. 205 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:53,000 And then have like one of those QR codes that you can hit. 206 00:18:54,000 --> 00:19:01,000 You hit it and it goes yeah 70 people have taken this back because the remote doesn't lock in with it or whatever. 207 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000 Or it keeps shutting off. 208 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:07,000 Or it doesn't accept the wifi signal or something right. 209 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:12,000 So that way people know when they're buying something that's pricey. 210 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:17,000 Maybe go to a different brand pay a little bit more and get something better. 211 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 Or it may cost a lot anyhow. 212 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000 And it just doesn't work properly. 213 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000 There should be after a certain threshold they should have to put a junk thing above it. 214 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,000 We're still selling it but we're letting you know this is confirmed junk. 215 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Right? 216 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Yeah. 217 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000 Okay. 218 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:43,000 Children's cereal should have a total sugar percentage right below the goofy cartoon mascot. 219 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:50,000 So Toucan Sam would have a 65% bold type sugar percentage right below him. 220 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 I think that's a great idea. 221 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000 So you see Lucky the leprechaun right. 222 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 He's sitting there looking down at the kid and his big fucking eyes. 223 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:07,000 Right below that says 70% sugar product in bold type. 224 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 Not that that would stop anybody. 225 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000 But at least they would know a little truth. 226 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Maybe if they chose to read it. 227 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000 They probably wouldn't even read it. 228 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000 You know what forget it. 229 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000 No one cares. 230 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Okay and last but not least. 231 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:27,000 If a toilet stall is not flushed. 232 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000 It will not unlock. 233 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:34,000 So someone wants to leave the big greasy turd in there. 234 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000 Can't leave. 235 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000 The toilet stall won't open. 236 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000 It won't open until you flush that fucking stool. 237 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 Like that idea? 238 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,000 So it traps you in there. 239 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 Traps you in there until you flush. 240 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 Okay as long as it traps you in there. 241 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000 The next person will have to deal with it. 242 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000 Exactly that's what I'm saying. 243 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,000 People seem to love fucking stink logs. 244 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:05,000 They love to leave them in stink logs in fucking public toilets. 245 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,000 I get tired of walking in and having fucking corn back rattle or fucking staring at me. 246 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000 I'm sick of it. 247 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,000 I 100% agree with you on that one Mark. 248 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000 Yeah it'd be excellent if. 249 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Lock that door. 250 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000 Or the fucking toilet that you don't leave. 251 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000 Oh I got an even better one. 252 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 How about a loud, high pitched sound until you flush. 253 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000 Soon as your ass cheeks get off that toilet. 254 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 Eeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh. 255 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 And the door won't unlock. 256 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000 I've got a better idea. 257 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000 Aren't the stalls usually metal? 258 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000 Yes. 259 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000 Electrifying. 260 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:48,400 Well on the same theme as the fucking toilet. 261 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,900 I told you dude I'm in a mood tonight. 262 00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:54,960 I told you I'm in a mood tonight. 263 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,160 You don't flush you get electrified. 264 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,160 Hell with you. 265 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,160 There you go. 266 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:07,840 Okay since it went in there we got a couple of guys on the ground. 267 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:13,440 Alright well let's take us our first break and then we'll be right back with more goofiness 268 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:17,160 and shenanigans and god knows what. 269 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:20,560 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 270 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,360 It's strange insults from an alien. 271 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,360 Real hilarity. 272 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:25,360 I will rescue. 273 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,360 But my mom told me to not burn trash. 274 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:27,360 What did you mean? 275 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:40,360 Two douche bags and a microphone. 276 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:58,040 The audio equivalent to the meat sweats. 277 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:06,120 And now deep thoughts with Mark. 278 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:10,000 Is a pop tart a ravioli? 279 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,440 Or is it a sandwich? 280 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,440 I may never know. 281 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:43,960 I'm Mark and I'm Rob. 282 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,640 Now the way Uncle Rob. 283 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:51,080 It's time to rant. 284 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:56,120 And Blake I'm calling you out by name because I know who you are now. 285 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:57,120 No last name please. 286 00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:58,120 I'm not. 287 00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,120 Okay. 288 00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:00,120 I'm not. 289 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:01,120 Okay. 290 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:09,200 Now me and my son went over to my daughter and his mom's earlier this afternoon to watch 291 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,200 the cheese game. 292 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:18,200 Well we get there a little early and his mom needed to run to the grocery store. 293 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:26,200 And it's cold, rainy, you know a miserable day. 294 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:32,840 Well my daughter happens to live off 54 highway in between Lane Creek and Osage Beach. 295 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:43,760 And if you know it, it's four lanes, two going east, two going west. 296 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:49,360 We come up to the top, we're at the stop sign. 297 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:54,320 There's this truck, red Chevy truck. 298 00:24:54,320 --> 00:25:00,840 They did not get over and would not let us out. 299 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:08,120 It was like oh what, three eighths to a half a mile stretch. 300 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,120 Nobody in. 301 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:13,560 He could have easily got over one lane. 302 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:21,400 Well it kind of upset me and my son but we didn't say nothing. 303 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,000 We pull out. 304 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,600 My son starts dinging on him. 305 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:33,320 So there's another road, he does the same thing to the next person. 306 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,240 My son gets over and lets that person out. 307 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:41,840 It's just Tordy's dragging. 308 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:51,560 Well what we were doing was we were having to go to this one exit, turn around to go 309 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,600 back to another exit. 310 00:25:53,600 --> 00:26:05,920 Because they put a big road up in between the highway and you can't cut across no more. 311 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:13,000 Well me and my sons, we were right on him coming up this exit ramp. 312 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,800 This is what really shocked me. 313 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,120 Because dude I was in that mood. 314 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:23,800 You not only cut us off, you cut the next person off. 315 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:28,080 You're just a dick driver at that point. 316 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,080 You know what I mean? 317 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:36,240 Well he had to stop at the stop sign at the top of the road. 318 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:41,120 He was going right, we were going left. 319 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:46,400 Just saying my seat belt was off, my window was down. 320 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,400 I was ready to come out of the car. 321 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:58,000 This is what shocked me down the road. 322 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:02,400 At the top of this exit ramp this dude looks at me. 323 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:08,320 He goes, aren't you from that podcast? 324 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:09,320 Aren't you Uncle Rob? 325 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:14,320 That's where the Uncle Rob is coming from. 326 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,320 I'm sorry Rob. 327 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:23,560 Okay well, that is shut. 328 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:30,880 I did not come out, no I was not coming out of the car. 329 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:31,880 It shut me down. 330 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:32,880 I was in awe. 331 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,280 It shut my son down. 332 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,280 My son was pissed off. 333 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:43,800 You know because he's got a lot of road rage too but still. 334 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,320 You don't cut people off for no reason. 335 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,320 I was like, wow. 336 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:52,040 This dude called me out by name. 337 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,640 I was like, oh my god. 338 00:27:54,640 --> 00:28:00,160 I was thinking this guy could be Jerry in Montrose. 339 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:04,560 No, no, no, no, it's not Jerry from Montrose. 340 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:08,200 This is Blake from Link Creek. 341 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,560 I know who you are dude. 342 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,080 I figured you out since then. 343 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,480 This happened a few hours ago. 344 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,800 We talked about it. 345 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,400 I know who you are. 346 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:18,400 Okay cool. 347 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,400 And he listens obviously. 348 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,760 You want to be a dick driver? 349 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,760 What's his name again Blake? 350 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:27,120 Cross me again dude. 351 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:31,520 Hey Blake, his name is not Uncle Rob, it's Rob Rad. 352 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:33,400 I know your family. 353 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,240 You know I know your family. 354 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:39,840 I used to live with your fucking family. 355 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,880 It's Rob Rad, it's not Uncle Rob. 356 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,200 It's Rob Rad. 357 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,200 That's what I'm saying. 358 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,200 Don't cross me. 359 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,200 Alrighty. 360 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:53,400 Okay well let's go ahead and move on. 361 00:28:53,400 --> 00:29:00,120 You know a Colorado judge chided a welding company and tried to pay off the $23,500 settlement 362 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:04,960 with a subcontractor by sending the money in loose coins that weight three tons. 363 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:05,960 Oh shit. 364 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,960 I know, I did not hear about that. 365 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:18,200 Judge Joseph Findley ruled Monday that JMF Enterprises acted maliciously and in bad faith 366 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:23,640 by delivering a custom-made metal box containing the coins that was too heavy to be carried 367 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:30,720 in the freight elevator at the offices for fired up fabrications lawyers let alone with 368 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:35,320 the forklift required to carry it according to court filings. 369 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:40,760 Findley ordered JMF to pay by a more conventional method like a check. 370 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:48,040 He also said JMF would now have to write a larger one to pay an extra estimated $8,092 371 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:55,360 to cover legal fees for the ensuing dispute over whether it had the right to pay in coins. 372 00:29:55,360 --> 00:30:02,000 One of the subcontractor's lawyers, Danielle Bean, told Denver KCNC-TV, which first reported 373 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:07,400 the judge's orders, that the coin payment was a symbolic middle finger. 374 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,400 We all know it was. 375 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,400 Right? 376 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,400 Of course. 377 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,400 Yeah. 378 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,280 It's like here's your money, fuckface. 379 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,280 That's pretty much it, right? 380 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:16,280 That's right. 381 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:22,240 Dropping a bunch of pennies in a driveway for child support. 382 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,880 Yes, and that's happened before. 383 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,880 And then there's the greasy pennies. 384 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,560 I had a story that I gave up on that. 385 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:37,760 So, there was greasy pennies last year I reported with Topher that a company owed the guy some 386 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:38,760 back pay. 387 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:39,760 He quit. 388 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:40,760 He was a mechanic and he quit. 389 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:41,760 And he didn't give him any notice. 390 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:42,760 Yeah, I remember that. 391 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:43,760 And it pissed him off. 392 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:50,000 So they threw a bunch of greasy fucking oily change in his driveway and he sued them and 393 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,800 I believe he won too. 394 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:57,120 Yeah, well, I had a story here all back that I just threw out. 395 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,120 Uh-huh. 396 00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:03,840 It was about a dad paying his last child, or paying child support. 397 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,480 Oh, I read that one. 398 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:09,480 Dumped a bunch of pennies in the driveway. 399 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:10,480 I read that one. 400 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:11,480 I know what you're talking about. 401 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:12,480 I chose not to report it either, but yeah. 402 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:13,480 Yeah. 403 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,480 I know what you're talking about. 404 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:15,480 Lawyers for J&O's. 405 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:21,480 That was just a dick move because the daughter weighed in on it. 406 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,480 Yeah. 407 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:28,680 I mean, I kind of seen the dad's side till the daughter weighed in. 408 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:29,680 Okay. 409 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,080 Well, I mean, if it wasn't for your own kid, maybe I could see it. 410 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:38,040 But I mean, if you're doing spite and it's hurting your kid, then you're- 411 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,040 Yeah, it hurt the kid. 412 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,800 Yeah, then no, no. 413 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:48,680 Lawyers for J&F said the settlement agreement did not specify how the money was to be paid 414 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:53,680 and said it had no intention of harassing fire to fabrications, knowing that both parties 415 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,600 were very close friends before the lawsuit. 416 00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:02,840 The form of the settlement in this case is a reference to their shared career field that 417 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:09,560 has intended to satisfy the settlement, albeit an uncommon form, they said, in the September 418 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,560 court filing. 419 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:19,600 So I think the judge is probably right in ordering that it is a symbolic middle finger 420 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:23,680 and nobody will want to get paid in three tons of change. 421 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:28,720 It's bad enough to have a change jar and try to fucking sell that to a bank. 422 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:29,720 Yeah. 423 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:30,720 Yeah. 424 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:40,160 And not to mention all the time and effort and manpower it took for the company to actually 425 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:44,840 come up with that many coins and fucking take it there. 426 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:51,580 To me, whoever did that needs a sitting down and a talking to at the very least. 427 00:32:51,580 --> 00:32:56,800 That whole spite thing, they cut off their fucking face, they cut off their nose to spite 428 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:57,800 their face. 429 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:02,200 It's like, oh, we're going to show them, but look at all the money they wasted plus 8,000 430 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,200 more dollars in legal fees. 431 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:10,080 So anyhow, whoever did that, get what you get. 432 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:17,120 So, um, Kokomo, Indiana. 433 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:21,160 It's two things that aren't supposed to go together, haircuts and fast food. 434 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:26,200 But the Howard County Health Department is now open an investigation into a Kokomo Taco 435 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:30,000 Bell after reports of a new hairdo happening in the kitchen. 436 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:34,680 I definitely know what kind of things you're not supposed to be doing inside of kitchens, 437 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,960 said Jennifer Lager. 438 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:40,040 Cutting hair is one of them. 439 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:46,320 Here's a video that shows them cutting hair in the kitchen sink. 440 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:52,920 Lager Bell said she was the one person who took the picture of the two employees. 441 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:59,400 She said she worked at Taco Bell of Sycamore in Kokomo for about a month before the incident, 442 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:00,600 Lager said. 443 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:04,760 She has worked in the food industry for 10 years. 444 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:08,960 Lager said the haircut happened Thursday morning as the crew was getting ready for the lunch 445 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:09,960 rush. 446 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:14,720 The employee getting the haircut had a trash bag draped around her to keep hair off of 447 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:15,720 her clothing. 448 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:18,520 Lager said the haircut was happening in the kitchen. 449 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:23,360 It was only about three feet away from where you make the food, she said. 450 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:28,240 Lager said she took the picture, sent it to a few friends, not intended to be seen by 451 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:32,440 anyone else, but the photo was eventually posted on social media. 452 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:41,440 I took it out of sheer shock and it showed to friends via Snapchat, Lager said. 453 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,960 Lager said she was fired from the Taco Bell for taking the picture. 454 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:49,800 Once she was let go from her job, she posted a picture on her own social media. 455 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:55,200 People deserve to know what's going on, where their food is being made, Lager said. 456 00:34:55,200 --> 00:35:03,200 So Lager's Facebook post has garnished quite a bit of attention, more than 600 comments 457 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,080 and 900 shares. 458 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:11,000 I would say that that Kokomo Indiana Taco Bell probably has some fucking answering to 459 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,000 do, wouldn't you think? 460 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,840 Oh definitely, definitely. 461 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:19,320 That many shares, yeah. 462 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:25,400 Yeah, there's going to be a lot of people coming up to them about that. 463 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:29,920 So hey Rob, we turn to you. 464 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,920 You got something you want to say? 465 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:33,920 Yes I do. 466 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:34,920 Alrighty. 467 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,920 Yeah, now I'm off the other subject. 468 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:41,920 Yeah, yeah you noticed I kind of scooted you off that pretty quick. 469 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,920 We're on the show, we're on to the show. 470 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:45,920 Okay. 471 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,920 Okay, no I don't have this story, I've been holding back for a while. 472 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:55,480 I want to give this Gen Z some props, too. 473 00:35:55,480 --> 00:36:02,120 The more I'm looking at Gen Z stuff, the more I really identify with them more than millennials 474 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:05,120 and a lot of other generations. 475 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,320 Wait till you hear the story I'm about to read. 476 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:09,320 Okay. 477 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,960 And I got this story for... 478 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:19,880 I mean I actually like their feistiness and I like their not taking shit. 479 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,200 I love the way they're not taking shit. 480 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,200 They're like, you know what companies, we don't care. 481 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:28,280 Okay, go ahead, I'm sorry. 482 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:36,800 A 21 year old from Los Angeles went viral on TikTok with a video showing how he bought 483 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:45,320 a small patch of land in Joshua Tree for $200. 484 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,320 Unfamiliar with this. 485 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:47,320 Go ahead. 486 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:53,360 He was an insider, he made the purchase because he thought it would feel good to stand on 487 00:36:53,360 --> 00:37:01,400 grounds that he owned, especially with home ownership becoming more difficult for his 488 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:02,400 generation. 489 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,400 Wow. 490 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:08,400 Okay. 491 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:12,600 Okay, in the clip, this is on insider.com. 492 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:13,600 Okay. 493 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,600 You go check it out. 494 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:26,160 In the clip, which has been viewed by over 1.5 million times, PJ Yanty gives a tour of 495 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:34,280 his small piece of land, which he said was about a thousand square feet. 496 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:42,360 The space consists mostly of dirt with a campfire area in the middle and a covered hammock on 497 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,360 a wooden structure. 498 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:54,080 He also shows off a wooden sunshaded chair that helps shield him from the heat. 499 00:37:54,080 --> 00:38:03,080 And total Yanty said the land and all the materials cost him under a thousand dollars. 500 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,080 Wow. 501 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:07,080 But he owns his own land. 502 00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,200 You know what? 503 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,200 That's awesome. 504 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,200 Good for him. 505 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:23,400 I'm honestly, the older I get, the more I'm thinking about that, like my dad, he'll 506 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,560 be like, I'm gonna build a plot. 507 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:30,400 The older I get, the more I think about a tiny house. 508 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,720 I think a tiny house sounds like a fucking great idea now. 509 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:34,720 What? 510 00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:37,360 Yeah, and I'm building trailers. 511 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:49,960 I could put houses on the trailers. 512 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:54,120 You know, I often do old time phrases, right? 513 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:55,120 Yeah. 514 00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,760 And their meanings and all that, like a stitch in time saves nine. 515 00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,720 It's one of the most boring ones and I'll never report on that one. 516 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:02,720 Look it up. 517 00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:03,720 It's boring as hell. 518 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:06,480 It'll put you to sleep. 519 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,800 So like rule of thumb, you know, stuff like that. 520 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,360 The phrase fit as a fiddle. 521 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:13,360 Heard that, right? 522 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:14,360 Yeah. 523 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,000 Fit as a fiddle. 524 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:22,280 The phrase fit as a fiddle dates back to the 1600s in British English. 525 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,680 It had a slightly different meaning then. 526 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:31,720 The word fit had as its primary meaning, well suited app for a particular purpose. 527 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:39,760 The violin was picked out as the exemplar because of the alteration of fit and fiddle. 528 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:45,040 And because the violin is a beautifully shaped instrument producing a very particular sound, 529 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:49,560 but then fit came to mean in good physical shape. 530 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:54,560 So fit as a fiddle came to mean in good condition physically. 531 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:59,000 So it was just kind of like a natural progression. 532 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:05,120 It started out meaning the fiddle, but then when fit took on a different meaning about 533 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:06,800 then they just kind of went with it. 534 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:07,800 You see what I'm saying? 535 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:08,800 Yeah. 536 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,800 Yeah, I do. 537 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:10,800 Okay. 538 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:11,800 Well, all right. 539 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,800 Well, let's be back in a couple of minutes and let's go ahead. 540 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:15,800 Things Overheard in Hell. 541 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:16,800 Man, Axel Rose is such a great childhood therapist. 542 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:17,800 I hope he writes more books. 543 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:18,800 You do use bags in a microphone, raw and uncensored. 544 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:19,800 See behind the smoke show. 545 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:20,800 Watch as the douchebags get stung by a scorpion beast. 546 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:21,800 Enjoy one of many coffee houses ordering our heroes out. 547 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:22,800 Watch Mark revisit Clinton, Missouri to claim his innocence for a year. 548 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:45,800 I didn't do it. 549 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:46,800 I'm not the mad shitter. 550 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:51,800 Act now and get both high quality DVD sets and a free douchebag calendar. 551 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,800 Mark off the day with a douchebag looking at you. 552 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,800 Supplies are limited, so act now. 553 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,800 Brick Shithouse Energy Drink. 554 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:01,800 That's right. 555 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:02,800 Brick Shithouse Energy Drink. 556 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:03,800 Make men and women a girl. 557 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:04,800 Chow from the balls. 558 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:05,800 You want to fuck shit up? 559 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:06,800 You want to pull a skimmer across America? 560 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:07,800 Brick Shithouse is for you. 561 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:08,800 Please enjoy Brick Shithouse Energy Drink responsibly. 562 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:09,800 It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues. 563 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:10,800 I'm sorry. 564 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:11,800 I'm sorry. 565 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:12,800 I'm sorry. 566 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:13,800 I'm sorry. 567 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:14,800 I'm sorry. 568 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:15,800 I'm sorry. 569 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,800 I'm sorry. 570 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:17,800 I'm sorry. 571 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:18,800 I'm sorry. 572 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:19,800 I'm sorry. 573 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:20,800 I'm sorry. 574 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:21,800 I'm sorry. 575 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:22,800 I'm sorry. 576 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:23,800 I'm sorry. 577 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:24,800 I'm sorry. 578 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:25,800 I'm sorry. 579 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:26,800 I'm sorry. 580 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:27,800 I'm sorry. 581 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:28,800 I'm sorry. 582 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:29,800 I'm sorry. 583 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:30,800 Musicson. 584 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:31,800 A constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. 585 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:32,800 It's strange insults from an alien. 586 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:33,800 Real hilarity. 587 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,800 Ready? 588 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:35,800 Chair, produce a sound, similar to a heart, but only once. 589 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,760 Such that I cannot reproduce it and prove that it was just the chair. 590 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:40,800 We are aquí douchebags in Macath Angle- 591 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,560 As charming as a leaky sewer pipe, 592 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:57,560 Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in... 593 00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:58,560 Hey! 594 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:24,560 Who took a dump in the cooler? 595 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:36,560 In Philadelphia, federal authorities have released more details and unsealed charges 596 00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:41,560 in the theft of more than 2 million dimes earlier this year from a tractor trailer that 597 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:47,560 had picked up the coins from a US mint in Philadelphia. 598 00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:51,560 truck driver was... How much money we gonna do? 599 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:55,560 2 million. Am I good? 600 00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:59,560 You know what, I'll look it up a little bit later. The truck driver was bound for Miami. 601 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:03,560 Oh, real quick. 602 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:07,560 Topher came to a decision on you versus 603 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:11,560 Mick Foley? 604 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:15,560 Let's do that later. Let's wait until we get that here. 605 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:19,560 Let's not do a spoiler. 606 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:25,560 The truck driver was bound for Miami when he pulled into a parking lot to sleep on April 13th. 607 00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:31,560 During the night. These made off with a portion of his cargo of $750,000 in dimes. 608 00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:35,560 The shipment weighed about 6 tons, authorities said earlier. 609 00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:39,560 How the fuck do you steal 6 tons of dimes off a truck without someone noticing? 610 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:43,560 That's what I'm saying. 611 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:47,560 I want to know how much that was. 612 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:51,560 Thousands of coins were left scattered all over the lot in the northeast Philadelphia. 613 00:43:51,560 --> 00:44:05,560 The Philadelphia Inquirer reports that prosecutors contend that the theft, which they now say totaled $234,500 in stolen dimes, 614 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:12,560 was part of a spree of robberies from tractor trailers passing through the region that also netted the thieves frozen crab legs, 615 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:16,560 shrimp, meat, beer, and liquor. 616 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:23,560 Detectives said that the time the surveillance video showed six men dressed in gray hoodies and armed with bolt cutters 617 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:31,560 approaching the truck in the middle of the night and breaking into it, then loading the coins into smaller bags and into a waiting truck. 618 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:37,560 The indictment on Sealed Friday alleges that after the theft, thousands of dimes were converted into cash 619 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:45,560 and coin machines in Maryland or throughout deposits to at least four different suburban Philadelphia banks, the newspaper reported. 620 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:56,560 Four Philadelphia men, 25-year-old Rakeem Savage, 31-year-old Ronald Byrd, 30-year-old Hanif Palmer, and 32-year-old Malik Palmer, 621 00:44:56,560 --> 00:45:03,560 faced conspiracy, robbery, theft of government money, and other charges. 622 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:15,560 They tried to get comments from anybody, nobody really gave them any comments, so anyhow, they stole a bunch of dimes, they got caught. 623 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:18,560 Now they're bugging. 624 00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:25,560 So, Rob, you know Eminem? 625 00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:29,560 You know the, uh, the rapper? 626 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,560 Yeah, yeah, I know Eminem. 627 00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,560 He used to live in St. Gerald. I used to live in St. Gerald. 628 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:38,560 Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, Marshall Matthews or something like that. 629 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:46,560 Yeah, actually I worked with a guy that lived across the street from his mom. 630 00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:50,560 Literally across the street. 631 00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:57,560 Well, his mom is part of the story, actually. Eminem Pasta. 632 00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,560 You know Pasta? 633 00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,560 Yeah. 634 00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:06,560 Eminem has a pasta now. It's his mom's recipe. 635 00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:15,560 Lose yourself in Slim Shady's new pasta sauce. Eminem dropped a line of mom's spaghetti pasta sauces. Oh, it's the sauces too. 636 00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:26,560 On Thursday, he announced on Instagram, the rapper posted a video showing a jar falling from the sky and breaking into the crown next to a takeout container filled with spaghetti. 637 00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:34,560 From the D2YourKitchen hashtag mom's spaghetti sauces drop in 1026. 638 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:45,560 Link in bio. He wrote in the caption. Eminem opened a restaurant also named after a line from his 2002 song, Lose Yourself, in 2017. 639 00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:55,560 Mom's Spaghetti started as a pop-up shop in 2021. It opened a permanent location from Detroit's Pamerica Park right across from it. 640 00:46:55,560 --> 00:47:00,560 Now fans from out of state can try the restaurant's red sauce for themselves. 641 00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:11,560 A single jar of mom's spaghetti pasta sauce sells for $13 or two jars for $25 on mom'sspaghetti.com. Orders are expected to ship on October 29. 642 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:17,560 Get your sweaters ready for some tasty spaghetti sauce. Reads a product's description. 643 00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:26,560 For the most legitimate mom's spaghetti sauce, pull some precooked spaghetti from the fridge and reheat it in a frying pan while adding your mom's spaghetti sauce. 644 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:31,560 It's ready when the noodles have a bit of a snap and the sauce is heated in taste. 645 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:41,560 That's how to get a great leftover taste for the first time around. Add powdered parm and serve with some Texas toast with garlic butter. 646 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:49,560 For spaghetti like we serve it up on Woodward Avenue in downtown Detroit, says M&M. 647 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:58,560 Okay. So Lose Yourself and his pasta sauce, Rob. That's what he says. 648 00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:03,560 Okay. 649 00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:07,560 Okay. 650 00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:13,560 Well, you can do that. You can like your own. You don't have to like M&M's. That's okay. 651 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,560 Just a suggestion. 652 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:16,560 I know. 653 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,560 Okay. 654 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,560 I know that. 655 00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:22,560 You got a story? 656 00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:23,560 Yeah. 657 00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,560 Alright. 658 00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,560 The floor is yours, Rob. 659 00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:28,560 I'm not sure if that's a Halloween candy. 660 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,560 Oh, okay. 661 00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:35,560 This is Sunday night. Tuesday is Halloween. 662 00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:37,560 Yep. 663 00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:41,560 Let me get rid of all these damn ads. 664 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,560 I'm finishing it with my balls right now. 665 00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:46,560 Here we go. Here we go. 666 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:51,560 Okay. Spooked about the high price of Halloween candy. 667 00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:52,560 Yep. 668 00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:56,560 There's not much relief in sight. 669 00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:57,560 Okay. 670 00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,560 For the second year, we'll do it. And this is off AP. 671 00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:01,560 Okay. 672 00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:05,560 I'm reading this off AP. 673 00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:13,560 For the second year in a row, US shoppers are seeing double digit inflation in the candy aisle. 674 00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:22,560 Candy and gun prices are up an average of 13% this month compared to last October. 675 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:23,560 Wow. 676 00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:30,560 More than double the 6% increase in all grocery prices. 677 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:31,560 Wow. 678 00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:47,560 According to data assembly, a retail price tracker, that's on top of the 14% increase in candy and gun prices in October of 2022. 679 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:48,560 Wow. 680 00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:52,560 Now some candy has gotten to be outrageous, so just to be with you. 681 00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:58,560 So let me get this right. All together it's up about 30%, a little bit under 30%. 682 00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,560 Maybe 27%, something like that. Wow. 683 00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:05,560 Yeah. 13 and 14, yeah 27. 684 00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:13,560 27%. Fuck. Does this say why? 685 00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:18,560 The price of candy has gotten, well not really. 686 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,560 Then they're just gouging us probably. 687 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:30,560 No, this story does not give a reason. It's just people complaining about the price. It's people like us reporting it. 688 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,560 Okay. Well. 689 00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:39,560 I mean, that's right man. I mean candy, everything is outrageous for you guys. 690 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,560 Here's a little secret though. 691 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:45,560 And I'm going to leave it right there. 692 00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:54,560 Let's all do ourselves a favor and just quit buying candy. Price will go down really quick. It'll be better for us anyhow, right? 693 00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,560 Okay Mark, can I ask you something? 694 00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:59,560 Yeah, go ahead. 695 00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:02,560 What are you going to do for your brand kids in a few days? 696 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,560 Buy them candy. 697 00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:11,560 Good point. Okay, you know what? I stand corrected. I hang my head in shame. You're right. 698 00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:18,560 Dude, no. I was like that at first and I was like, dude. 699 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:19,560 No, I know. Look. 700 00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,560 I got a bite for, you know. 701 00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:26,560 Look, I said it before. Everything we do is tongue in cheek. Everything is tongue in cheek. 702 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,560 So I threaten, I shake my fist. 703 00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:34,560 This goes past more than just candy. This is everything in life. 704 00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,560 No, I know. 705 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:41,560 And also, another thing. We all know we're not going there. 706 00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:48,560 Another thing is we are just a silly fucking show on the internet. That's all we are. 707 00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:52,560 We're trying to just give people little ha ha's. 708 00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:59,560 And maybe even my old job might get a couple of ha ha's when they hear me fucking bash them. I don't know. 709 00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:06,560 You know? Who knows? But anyhow, we're just having fun here. That's all it is. 710 00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:11,560 You might have a couple old friends there that might get a couple ha ha's. 711 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,560 Oh, I do. I do. Believe me, I've heard of them. 712 00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:18,560 Oh, speaking of old friends, really quick. Let me mention this. 713 00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:25,560 Missy, thank you, went to school with her. She sent me a series of really nice messages. 714 00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:31,560 It sounds like she likes the program and I've listened. She mentioned that I was the funniest kid in school. 715 00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:37,560 I was the funniest kid around. And it was really quite complimentary. 716 00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:43,560 And Missy, I hope you listen. I hope you enjoy this. And you have always been a fantastic person. 717 00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:49,560 And please, you and your lovely family, when we go start going back to the city market and I announce it, 718 00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:54,560 please come by and see us. Jump on the podcast. I'd love to talk to you, see how you're doing. 719 00:52:54,560 --> 00:53:00,560 So anyhow, thank you, Missy. Thank you, Missy. Yes. Thank you, Missy. 720 00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:06,560 She said a lot of really good things and we appreciate it from the bottom of our hearts. We really do. 721 00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:11,560 Another thing is... Well, it sounds like we're getting a lot of emails. 722 00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:17,560 We may have to break the 30-day rule. We may have to break open some emails because you're getting a lot. 723 00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:26,560 Okay. I'm off this whole week coming up because of valve surgery. I should have time in there to jot down these emails 724 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:34,560 because quite frankly, man, I had to go through them and then the ones that didn't really require an answer, 725 00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:40,560 I had to just delete because I'm running out of room. And now I've got to come up with another email 726 00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:46,560 because I need to be attached to you so you can look at it too. So we'll figure all that up coming up. 727 00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:53,560 But anyhow... I've got a better idea. You can just send them to my email. 728 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:59,560 It won't... Rob, I'd have to show you in person. You can't do it? Okay. We'll talk about that later. 729 00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:05,560 Yeah, I've tried all that. I have. Yeah, that's business stuff. We'll talk about that later. Let's get on with the show. 730 00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:14,560 Okay. You know that in-house workers, the workers that have to go in, spend a total of $31 a day more 731 00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:20,560 than the remote workers. And this is getting to be a problem. This is another reason why people don't want to go 732 00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:32,560 into anywhere and work. Because it's $31 more a day on average. Gas. Gas and food and just whatever. 733 00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:41,560 Look, I mean, when I used to work early in the mornings, I had a ritual. If I had time, I'd run my quick trip 734 00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:47,560 and I would get a coffee and maybe a little something to nibble on on the way to work just for a little energy, right? 735 00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:58,560 So that right there was at least at bare minimum $3 to $4. Okay. Then my food at work, even if I brought it from home, 736 00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:06,560 was at least $4 or $5. Okay? So put that with that. That's $9 right there. Add a couple of, I don't know, 737 00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:14,560 maybe something to drink, a couple of drinks during the day. That's another $2 each. So right there, 738 00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:23,560 you're looking at like $12 a day. I know. I didn't add that much else. And then add your gas. I've been making cuts too. 739 00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:31,560 Add another $5 for gas, saying you don't work that far away. So another $5 of gas. So all of a sudden, 740 00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:38,560 you're up to 20 something just like that a day. Now take that by five days a week. Okay? That 20 times five, 741 00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:45,560 that's a hundred bucks right there. So I get it. Now a lot of these people, if they're talking about the $31 a day, 742 00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:52,560 they live in an urban area where everything is hyper expensive because people can't get out of the urban core 743 00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:57,560 when they're working. So they are at bay to the high prices around them, right? 744 00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:05,560 All right. All the places raise their prices because nobody has enough time to run to the suburbs to get something to eat 745 00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:15,560 or to run home. So all the prices around these areas in the urban proper, the downtown urban core, prices are raised. 746 00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:23,560 So that's where you get the $31 is because everything is inflated. Even if you go over to like a McAllister's deli 747 00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:35,560 or a Jason's deli or a Panera, if it's in the urban core downtown, it's probably 30% higher than one just run of the mill 748 00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:44,560 off of any given highway in any suburb. So companies are clamoring for employees to dawn their button downs 749 00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:52,560 and return to the workplace after isolation measures from the COVID-19 pandemic proved many folks to do their jobs, 750 00:56:52,560 --> 00:57:00,560 just as well in sweatpants behind the computer screen. About 66% of full-time workers now say they're in the office 751 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:08,560 five days a week, a drastic jump from 41% last year, according to a recent report from video conferencing company, 752 00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:16,560 Owlatt. The report shows just over a quarter of workers are hybrid, while 7% say they're fully remote. 753 00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:25,560 But there's a significant cost to return to the office with hybrid workers saying they spend $51 a day on average. 754 00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:39,560 Wow, $51 when they go into work or $31 more if they're doing their job from home. I don't get what they're saying here. 755 00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:51,560 Okay, the whole thing was, okay. I know how I feel about it. Okay, here is an average cost of a hybrid worker. 756 00:57:51,560 --> 00:58:05,560 Okay, they're talking about a hybrid worker is $31 a day. A worker that goes in every day is $51. So here is how they break it down. 757 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:17,560 I forgot about parking. Okay, $16 on lunch because that's what it will cost bare minimum in the urban core. 758 00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:24,560 $14 on commuting. So that would be Uber, Lyft or something like that because they probably live downtown 759 00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:33,560 but don't really want to take their car if they have one anywhere. $13 on breakfast and coffee and $8 on parking. 760 00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:42,560 Plus, workers with pets spend an additional $20 a day on average on pet care. 761 00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:53,560 So now employers are starting to do some perks like having their parking reimbursed. 762 00:58:53,560 --> 00:59:03,560 So let's say they work downtown and they drove their car there every day and they have to use a pay lot. 763 00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:11,560 Some places are reimbursing them for paying for their parking. Other places are providing breakfast. 764 00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:21,560 You know, maybe not a real expensive one but maybe some donuts and some bear claws, muffins and coffee. 765 00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:29,560 So that's another way that they're trying to get workers to be more at ease when coming back to the workplace. 766 00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:38,560 So this is experimental stuff that employers are doing like buying them breakfast, paying for their parking, 767 00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:47,560 helping them with commutes like organizing carpools and maybe helping one person that's driving the carpool, 768 00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:55,560 maybe giving them some money for gas. They're trying to work around this and they're trying to make it more feasible for people to come back to work. 769 00:59:55,560 --> 01:00:02,560 So, you know, I think that's a good idea. 770 01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:10,560 If they want to continue to garner interest in people coming back to work, they're going to have to do something like that, right? 771 01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:25,560 Yeah. Honestly, I think they just all lay down on the wall. Get your ass to work. I do. I have the whole time. 772 01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:35,560 Here's the deal. I've done it all through the pandemic. I put in overtime through the pandemic. Get your lazy asses to work. 773 01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:47,560 There you go. That's all I got to say about that. All right. My 19 year old gets up and goes to work every damn day. 774 01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:54,560 Sorry. That's okay. Rob, it's okay. Your opinion is welcome here. 775 01:00:54,560 --> 01:01:02,560 You know, the McFlurry spoon, which sparked confusion among his fans. I'm getting tired of the lazy generation. 776 01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:16,560 The McFlurry spoon, Rob. You know the McFlurry spoon? Yeah. Okay. It's a weird looking kind of like hollowed out spoon, right? 777 01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:26,560 Which sparked confusion among its fans for being hollow is being phased out as the first food chain says it seeks more sustainable alternatives. 778 01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:36,560 The clear plastic spoon doubled as a spindle while the utensils being inserted into the McFlurry machine to mix in the toppings into the ice cream. 779 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:42,560 McDonald's said that its US locations are changing how they mix McFlurry treats. 780 01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:50,560 With the machines now using reusable spindle that's swapped out for cleaned out after each McFlurry is made, 781 01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:57,560 the shakes will now be served with a smaller black spoon that uses less plastic, which are currently handed out with its Sundays. 782 01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:05,560 They come to explain that the small change will help reduce single use plastic waste without altering how the McFlurry tastes. 783 01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:11,560 Reducing plastic is part of the fast food giant's goals to become more environmentally friendly. 784 01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:18,560 Earlier this year, it tested new strawless lids in some US cities in an effort to stop giving out plastic straws. 785 01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:29,560 McDonald's set a goal in 2018 to reduce greenhouse gas emissions from its offices and restaurants by 36% between 2015 and 2030. 786 01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:38,560 In 2021, the chain switched out some of its plastic Happy Meal toys for 3D paper-based toys that customers can put together themselves. 787 01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:42,560 The McFlurry spoon is the latest thing to go at McDonald's, 788 01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:48,560 where the chain recently announced that self-serve soda machines will be eliminated by 2032. 789 01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:52,560 Customer behavior has changed since the pandemic. 790 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:57,560 The chain has experienced a surge in business through its drive-through and delivery services, 791 01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:03,560 with fewer people choosing to eat in our dining rooms, reducing the need for the machines. 792 01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:10,560 So, bravo McDonald's. I'm glad you guys are getting responsible and doing that. 793 01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:15,560 Yeah, I'm proud of that too, man. I really am. 794 01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:16,560 Yep. 795 01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:19,560 People need to start stepping up. 796 01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:21,560 Yeah. Yep. 797 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:28,560 Well, Rob, we are at an hour. Do you want to call it a day, or do you feel like doing any more? 798 01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:33,560 Nah, I actually have some time done for the night, brother. Tomorrow's a Monday. 799 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:37,560 Yeah, that's what I thought. That's why I give you the option to go in and mail out right now. 800 01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:38,560 Yeah. 801 01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:39,560 Alright, everybody. 802 01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:44,560 That's why we tried doing two last night. 803 01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:48,560 Well, that other one will work. I'm going to throw on a best-needle. 804 01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:50,560 I'm going to cut out that last part. 805 01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:56,560 I'm sorry, man. I was getting tired. My voice was getting out, man. When I get tired, my voice gives out. 806 01:03:56,560 --> 01:04:01,560 No, you didn't realize how it sounded over here. 807 01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:03,560 No, I bet. 808 01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:04,560 Yeah. 809 01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:05,560 I bet. 810 01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:06,560 I could not make out anything. 811 01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:07,560 I knew I was getting bad. 812 01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:12,560 Yeah. So I was just like, hey, let's just go ahead and stop this. 813 01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:19,560 Yeah. I was thinking in my head, come on, Mark, listen to this. 814 01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:28,560 Rob, you did fine tonight, man. Good. Well, I mean, there are...we had the first podcast that I put out this morning. 815 01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:29,560 Yeah, yeah. 816 01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:30,560 Then I've got this... 817 01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:31,560 And I've listened to it. 818 01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:32,560 The second one I've got a doctor up... 819 01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:33,560 Yeah, it worked good. 820 01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:41,560 ...the first one that's got to get doctored up and it will get a blast from the past on the edge of it. 821 01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:43,560 I'm trying to look for the...I'm trying to find... 822 01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:49,560 And it's only because we were running so late. I was tired. My voice was cracking. 823 01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:51,560 Yeah. That's why...I mean, you know what? 824 01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:52,560 That's why. 825 01:04:52,560 --> 01:05:00,560 Yeah. So anyhow, thank you all for listening and we will talk to you next time. Have a good evening. 826 01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:03,560 Love you guys. Have a good week. 827 01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:06,560 Yep. Same here. Bye. 828 01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:23,560 Hey, where'd everybody go? Where are the douchebags? 829 01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:24,560 Hmm. 830 01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:28,560 Oh my God. Someone took a dump in the corner. Oh geez. 831 01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:32,560 Ugh. I'm glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. 832 01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:58,560 Phew. Man, that smells.