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Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue

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waters of the Missouri River, it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone Podcast.

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Invisible ass paddlings, new douche flavors, and horrible pranks?

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The fuck is wrong with these guys?

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Now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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Should I throw away all my socks, then only buy 30 pair of one kind of sock?

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Will they eventually not match up?

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I may never know.

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Hey everybody, this is Two Douchebags and a Microphone, I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Alright, well, this is gonna be the hairy asshole Olympics, part whatever, we don't

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keep track anymore.

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We're still in the second round.

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Anyhow, I have two wild cards that I am still to introduce.

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I took my pass card and used it last week, so I no longer have a pass card.

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So, you still have a pass card.

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No, I was the one that used the wild card.

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Oh, you used the wild card, that's right, and I used the pass card.

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Okay, I still have two wild cards that I can introduce.

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And I may do it this winter, maybe not.

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So, the first one that I think we should put against each other, and I'm just gonna go

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down the list, is that okay?

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That's fine.

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Okay, Hank Williams Jr. versus Ron the Hedgehog Jeremy.

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I know.

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I think the hedgehog, and here's why.

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Yeah, Hank is very hairy, Jr. is very hairy, he's got a thick beard and everything, but

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he's probably 80, isn't he?

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He's probably lost some of that asshole hair by now, don't you think?

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Yeah, some of it.

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Oh no, we could always defer to Topher, if you want.

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Hmm, I was gonna kind of slide with Hank Jr.

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Okay, tell me why.

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Well, Ron Jeremy, people have seen, there's proof of him.

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There is not proof of Hank Jr.

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No, that's true.

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Okay, let's go with Hank.

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Because it's not gonna matter anyhow, I think our wall cards are gonna take president over

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everything.

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Okay, so Hank Jr. it is.

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Next one.

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Robin Williams versus Will Ferrell.

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I'm gonna go with Robin.

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I think you're right.

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All right.

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Next one, Andreas Baccelli versus Rob Zombie.

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I'm gonna go with Zombie, just because dreads.

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Yeah, yeah, Zombie.

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Okay.

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So, all right, we got all of that and you won, Rob Rad, you won against Jake Sully.

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So we don't have one for you, so I'm gonna bring out one of my wall cards.

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It's gonna be you, Rob Rad, against Mick Foley, mankind.

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Oh, yeah.

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You and Topher have fun with that one.

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Okay.

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So Mick Foley versus Rob Rad, and it's to be decided by Topher.

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Okay.

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All right.

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I told you, I am not voting on myself.

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Okay.

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That would be wrong.

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Okay.

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Then I'm not gonna vote either.

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This is gonna be left to Topher.

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Okay.

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I love the fact that it's not in our hands.

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He's gonna determine whether you go on or not, and it depends probably on how evil of

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a mood he's in.

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Right.

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So, okay.

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And do you have any wall cards you want to introduce?

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And I can bring out mine, my other one?

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That'd be my last wall card.

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I've got one wall card left, too.

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Or do you just want to save them, and we'll insert them, plug and play later?

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I'll wait.

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You know what?

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I'll wait, too.

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Let's see the outcome of Mick Foley versus Rob Rad, and we'll go from there.

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All right.

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So okay.

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So that is that one.

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We're going to have to start putting them up against each other coming up.

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What we have?

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We've had what?

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Three or four rounds, right?

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Something like that.

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We gotta go back and figure out all the winners that have been left over from each round,

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and then reintroduce them to the new winners, and maybe even bring in some extra guys.

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That sound good?

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Well, speaking of assholes and ass, you know, Sonic has introduced some new burgers.

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Was that a good transition, Rob?

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That was awesome.

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Good.

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Good.

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This week, Sonic introduced the new Hickory BBQ Cheeseburger and brought back the Garlic

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Butter Bacon Cheeseburger, which was available for a short period in 2022.

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Both burgers are already available at Sonic restaurants nationwide and will stay on the

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menu through the end of the year.

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Sonic's brand new Hickory BBQ Cheeseburger is topped with Hickory BBQ sauce, American

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cheese, onions, pickles, lettuce, and mayo on a toasted bun.

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This returning Garlic Butter Bacon Cheeseburger is topped with Garlic Butter, American cheese,

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bacon, mayo, and grilled onions on a toasted bun.

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Both burgers are available on their own or as combos with your favorite side and drink.

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And if you're willing to opt for a different beverage other than your tried and true, Sonic

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is also releasing a brand new style of drinks for the first time in four years.

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The restaurant is adding new Sonic Rechargers with Red Bull to its menu.

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Sonic Rechargers with Red Bull will be available in three flavors, Dragon Fruit, Blood Orange,

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and Twisted Lime.

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And each flavor will feature Sprite, the flavor additive, Red Bull, and the Sonic's classic

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Nugget Ice.

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However you, you know their Nugget Ice is that almost crushed ice?

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Yeah.

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It's really good.

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I mean, they have the best ice.

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So it's going to have Sprite, whatever flavor additive you want with Red Bull.

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So Sprite and Red Bull with whatever.

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You want nectarine in it.

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You want tangerine.

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You want cherry, whatever.

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You can put it in with a Sprite and Red Bull and it is called a Recharger.

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If the burgers and drinks aren't enough to get you to the restaurant, don't worry.

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Sonic also has a new dessert this month too.

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Sonic rolled out its new Trick or Treat Blast, which is your choice of vanilla or chocolate

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soft served, mixed with Heath Pieces, M&Ms, Minis, and Oreo Cookies to menus nationwide.

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Yep.

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That means this month you can have all new burger drink combo and dessert from Sonic.

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You could have a three course meal, all brand new, all that you've never had at Sonic ever

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before.

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So you know what?

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Get your ass down to Sonic and quit fucking bitching, right?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's right.

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Other than that, we got nothing else for you there.

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Anyhow, Rob, you got something you want to go into?

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Sure.

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I got a little story here.

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All right.

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Genozauello's Lake Marasibo has been polluted with so much crude oil over the years that

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it can be seen from space.

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Now a young environmentalist is trying to change that by asking volunteers to donate

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their hair to soak up the oil, the Washington Post reported.

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Celine Estratch, 28, is the founder of the Venezuelan environmentalist organization,

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Proyecto Serena.

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She and her team are collecting the hair and plan to use it later this month.

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Estratch told the Post that thousands of people have already donated and some even brought

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their dogs in for a haircut to contribute to the cause.

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Wow.

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1989 Alabama based hairdresser, Philip McCrory, created a prototype for an oil cleanup device

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made of human hair, a device that NASA tested and deemed effective.

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So that's why she's trying to make one herself is what she's doing.

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That's cool.

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Trying to clean up this lake.

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That's pretty cool.

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That is.

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That's very cool.

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I like seeing younger people take an initiative.

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Me too.

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Me too.

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That's a good story.

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I mean, besides the lake, you know, being in crude oil, I mean, that's a great thing.

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And actually, I've been using that out in the ocean for a long time.

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Have you known that?

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No, I didn't.

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Well, they've been using human hair to soak up oil deposits in the ocean for quite a while

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now.

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It's been going on at least maybe eight, nine years and it works relatively well.

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I guess what they do is a lot of places will save the hair from people getting haircuts

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and this will be donated to places that actually use this to help the ocean out.

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Look it up.

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It's really interesting.

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They have a giant net full of hair and they throw it in the ocean and you can see like

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the you could see the oil separating from the water and going into this hair and soaking

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into this hair.

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And it's a lot better than all these chemicals that they got to throw in the ocean.

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That's I mean, not even arguably.

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We know these chemicals are no good.

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You know, whenever they have an oil spill to soak up the oil, these chemicals are horrible

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and lead to a lot of fish poisoning and coral reef killing where this hair deal is natural

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and it does not hurt the ocean and it's replenable.

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I mean, you know, people grow their hair, they get it cut off all the time.

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So you have all the hair that you can get and you know, if you have enough people on

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it then you could probably stay ahead of this problem just with human hair.

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And I think that's a fantastic idea.

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So good.

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Good.

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Good.

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Good story, Rob.

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In Atlanta, you know, first dates can be weird, right?

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Right.

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Well, first dates can be tricky, but one in Atlanta got downright slimy when a woman slurped

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down 78 oysters, I think is what it is here.

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It says no, 48, 48 oysters.

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The woman posted about the date at Fontaine's Oyster House on TikTok saying the man asked

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her out on a first date and he agreed to buy her, you know, some drinks, but they weren't

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even talking about dinner.

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So anyhow, the lady proceeded to order $185 worth of oysters, which is 48 of them.

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And so the guy, he got really irritated and he took off on her.

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So she put him on blast on the internet and said, you know, hey man, that's kind of crappy

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taking off on me like that and everything.

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And he wrote back online, he was like, you know what, I agreed to drinks, but not 48

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oysters.

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You know, I don't even know you yet.

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Why should I buy you that many oysters?

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And it's downright rude when someone's offering to pick up the check to buy that many.

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I mean, if she would have just bought one order, I'm sure it would have been cool with

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it, right?

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He'd been like, okay, that's cool.

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I can handle that.

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But 48 of them and being $185 tab like that, not good.

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I mean, almost $200 and he doesn't even really know her yet.

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So he took off, she put him on blast.

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And anyhow, like some people said, I don't know if I ate 48 of anything, maybe Skittles.

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Others agreed they would have left, but some said the date shouldn't have walked out on

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the bill.

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The restaurant manager told Rolling Stone that eating 48 oysters is pretty impressive,

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but not unheard of.

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She was nice.

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The manager said, Kelsey Flanagan told Rolling Stone, I just hope she's not getting too much

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flak.

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But the man took an online he posted, he said, you know what?

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He said, I'll gladly pay for the drinks, but I'm not going to pay for your 48 oysters because

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that was downright bullshit.

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And I agree with him.

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He offered to take her out for drinks.

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And like I said, if she would have kept it within reason, like maybe an order of oysters,

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he probably would have been fine with that, right?

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But the thing is, you get 48 of them, that's rude.

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It's just like, I don't give a fuck if you have enough money on you or not.

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I don't care what kind of money you make.

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I don't give a shit about anything.

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All I want is to eat 48 oysters and I don't give a shit what you think.

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And I think that that's pretty classless.

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And I mean, I guess walking out was okay.

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I mean, I don't know, you know, maybe, maybe he should have told her something like, you

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know what?

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I don't appreciate you doing this and I'm going to leave, but here's my portion of the

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drinks.

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I guess he could have done that, right?

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Yeah.

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Instead of walking out, but oh well.

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It sounds like she said that, that it sounds like he's going to pay for the drinks and

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she's paying for the oysters and they're just going to go about their own ways.

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That's what it sounds like.

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So I guess it all got settled after all, right?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct wash rags.

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I see success, happiness, love, fortune.

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I also see a bit index finger.

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Alright, well Alaskan Air recently has canceled its partnership with Starbucks to serve Starbucks

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coffee on their air flights.

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They opted to go for Stump Town's Haller Mountain, which is over there on the West Coast.

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I think it's might be from Oregon maybe.

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It's a best selling certified organic coffee from Oregon.

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Three coffee experts at Stump Town's created an organic blend that fits, that's fit for

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the skies.

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For those who don't know, your taste buds react differently at a high altitude, which

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is why food and drinks can taste different in the air compared to on the ground.

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I've noticed that before.

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Alaskan medium dark blend uses the same clean and sweet base as Haller Mountain, but with

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a primary focus on a roast that's mellows the sissity and introduces just enough toastiness

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to please a wide range of palates.

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It's exceptionally smooth and balanced with aromatic notes of toasted marshmallows, brown

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butter and toffee with delicate hints of citrus and cherry.

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Additionally, Stump Town dialed in this roast to be delicious when served black or with

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the addition of creamer or oat milk, which is now offered on Alaskan flights.

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Alaska's custom roast will be available exclusively on all Alaska flights starting this fall and

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will be on every flight by December 1st, 2023.

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Plus guests can sit Stump Town in Portland and JFK lounges and they'll be serving Stump

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Town's Haller Mountain in their espresso beverages and also it looks like they'll have them in

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cans and bottles at kiosks.

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So anyhow, it sounds good because your taste buds do change.

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They prove that when you get in a higher altitude and the taste of this coffee sounds like it's

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really good anyhow.

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I mean, did that not sound like a perfect cup of coffee?

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Yeah, low acidity and the notes of butter and the toasted marshmallow and all that.

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I mean, it makes sense to me.

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So anyhow, yeah.

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Taco Bell's come out with a new steak and bacon grilled cheese burrito.

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Oh cool.

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Yeah, features marinated grilled steak, potatoes, chipotle sauce, nacho cheese sauce, reduced

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fat sour cream, three cheese blend all wrapped up inside a warm flour tortilla with more

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three cheese blend and bacon grilled on top.

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So it almost sounds like marinated grilled steak is almost like their answer to Chipotle

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kind of.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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It suspiciously sounds Chipotle like.

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So and Chipotle coincidentally is getting ready to raise all their prices.

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I read that the other day or so.

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I think I saw it on the news.

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So anyhow, Ozzy, I guess took and put some sort of hash and Sharon Osborne's meal a few

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years back.

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Didn't turn out so well.

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Yeah.

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Sharon Osborne is re reliving the moment Ozzy Osborne spiked her dinner with cannabis.

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The 69 year old music manager and TV personality who has been married to Black Sabbath rocker

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who was 73.

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I think he's going to be 74 in November.

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Since 1982, recalled the moment she had tucked into a meal that had been laced with black

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hash.

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Speaking in a joint interview with Zane Lowe, she revealed, I broke his guitar one day because

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he made me a stew with some shit in it.

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The Prince of Darkness initially denied her accusation saying, I never fucking did that.

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But when pushed by his wife to reveal what was in it, he said a bit of black hash.

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The former X Factor judge went on to explain that the substance had sent her crazy and

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she ended up smashing a guitar.

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While Ozzy revealed she'd thrown a phone for extra measure, Sharon revealed, I was

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eating the stew and it sent me crazy.

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It made me violent.

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Randy's guitar was there and I picked it up.

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I slammed it against the wall and all that was left was a neck and it just made me go

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insane and it was you that made me do that Ozzy.

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That's what she said.

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She took Randy Rhoades, one of Randy Rhoades prize guitars that Ozzy had hanging up and

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smashed it into nothing.

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The paranoid singer who shares children Amy 38, Kelly 37 and Jack 36 with the TV persiality

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says she gets on the phone and she throws the phone at me.

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The couple will no doubt be celebrating Ozzy's number one album with Patient Number 9 and

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his Grammy award winning and Patient Number 9 and Ordinary Man.

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He's getting a lot of kadoos on his last couple albums which have been really, really good

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albums which have been quality albums and I commend him for adding to his legacy when

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he could just be going through the motions and being Ozzy and being revered and cool

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and loved.

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But no, he's trying to pad his music career and all the people that said he won the Grammy

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Award, real musician or he wasn't that great of a singer or all that, they're not going

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to have much of a leg to stand on.

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His body of work is insanely good, wouldn't you say?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I know we may not be the last singer but I'd rather hear him sing than a lot of other people.

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So it doesn't matter, you know.

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So Rob, you got anything you want to go into?

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Yeah.

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Police in London are seeking answers two years after the remains of a man were found in a

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basement freezer.

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Roy Bigg was reported missing in 2012 but it wasn't until October 15th, 2021 that he

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was found in a freezer in a building that was used to be a wine bar.

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The Metropolitan Police Service said in a statement he was identified through dental

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records.

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Police believe Bigg was in the freezer for several years, was around 70 when he died.

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Despite previous efforts, police are still searching for information about his killer.

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It's now been more than two years since Roy was found.

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Detective Chief Inspector Kelly Allen said in his statement, although our investigation

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of previous media appeals have provided us with information about Roy's life, we still

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need your help to identify who is responsible.

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Hmm.

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Where's their currency?

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Over there?

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Pounds?

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Yeah.

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Okay, a $20,000 pound is being offered for information leading to the arrest, charge,

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and prosecution of those responsible, that police say.

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Bigg's cause of death was inconclusive.

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Anyone with information should call Metropolitan Police.

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Oh wow.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Nine years.

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Okay.

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Wow.

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And nobody reporting missing?

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I know.

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That's what I'm thinking is, is like, did he not have a family or?

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I don't know.

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Huh?

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I don't know.

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You hear about the Whataburger employees that let a customer in a very unusual way know

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that they found her phone?

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Huh.

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Whataburger employees let a customer know she left her phone at the restaurant.

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They took and uploaded a video of them on her phone and posted it on her social media

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through her phone.

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So they did a video going, hi, whoever, we have your phone, na na na, you know, doing

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little skits and little, you know, and little songs and stuff.

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And then her friends immediately let her know.

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So when she got her phone back, she put the hilarious video up on Tik Tok.

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It received almost 400,000 hits.

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The video had several employees seeing and said, uh, 40 days and the phone is ours.

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So they were counting down.

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They said, Hey, today's 40 days, 30 more, 39 more days.

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And it's one of ours.

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So, uh, anyhow, um, you know, there is, you know what?

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Let's uh, let's take a little break and I'll go into this.

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This is kind of a lengthy subject coming up.

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Is that cool with you?

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Yeah, that's fine.

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Okay.

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We'll be right back in a couple of minutes and I'm going to go into grumpy stares.

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Have you ever heard that term grumpy stares?

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No, I haven't.

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Well you'll hear, you'll hear all about it here in a couple of minutes.

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We'll be right back.

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All right.

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Hey look, I think we found land.

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Oh my God.

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I think we're safe.

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Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

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Supplies.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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Real hilarity.

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You are dressed like an assistant debate coach at an Ohio State Middle School.

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You need protection from fucktards.

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You have people coming and fucking with you constantly.

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You need answers, you need solutions.

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Smack in the nuts.

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He talk stupid.

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He no let me go.

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Smell like sack of shit.

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He spit talk all over.

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I remember smack in balls.

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I use shit sack.

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Shit sack lie on ground.

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I walk off.

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He would not shut his fucking yap or for nothing.

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He gets up on me and he talks all stupid.

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And I didn't know what to do.

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I could not shake this motherfucker like a booger.

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Then I remember smack in the nuts.

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I pulled out old smack in the nuts.

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And that motherfucker went down like a sack of fucking potatoes.

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You saved me once again from stupid motherfuckers.

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Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct wash rags.

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Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in 3, 2, 1.

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Alright two douchebags in a microphone on Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Okay a grumpy stayer is a guy that hates his job but he stays there because he can't get

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another one at least not current you know.

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Maybe in the future he could or whatever.

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But he or she is madder than hell that they're still there.

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But there's nothing they can do about it.

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So they're a grumpy stayer.

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They're staying at their job but they don't want to be there.

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So they're called a grumpy stayer.

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Does that make sense?

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Okay yeah.

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Okay okay.

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Jose Gonzalez has a job but he's not happy about it.

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His new more prestigious IT position hasn't been all he thought it would be.

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He's doing busy work all day and he's disengaged from his team and his work.

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He finds going into the office even more depressing than working from home.

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There don't seem to be really good jobs out there except for the unattainable or the meaning

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of what Gonzalez said.

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So yeah I'm very grumpy lately.

496
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:35,120
He's one of the country's grumpy stayers.

497
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:39,960
Workers who are reluctantly staying put in a cooing labor market.

498
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:48,240
Grumpy stayers are in some ways the next iteration of quiet quitters.

499
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:54,400
Rattled by layoffs and fewer opportunities they can't skate anymore or be as vocal about

500
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:59,480
their discontent but they also don't want to stay.

501
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,880
Gonzalez isn't alone.

502
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:06,480
Some of these workers say they've hopped into better roles and didn't end up being what

503
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,280
they'd signed up for.

504
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:15,720
Others lament missing out on the great reshuffle in which a wave of people traded up jobs until

505
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,440
they were happy.

506
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:22,960
Some see their job prospects hindered by unnecessary degree of certification requirements while

507
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:29,800
others say companies are prioritizing perks over actual career advancement.

508
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:34,880
These factors have combined create a situation where many workers feel stuck.

509
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:39,880
The great resignation was supposed to help them gain more power, money and benefits but

510
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,440
that hasn't worked out as planned.

511
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:47,720
Now as the labor market cools, conditions are ripe for grumpy stayers to get even grumpier.

512
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:52,040
I'm pretty much stuck here doing this work now, Gonzalez said.

513
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:56,920
I was talking to an acquaintance of mine who's a recruiter and he's telling me summer is

514
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:01,360
the slow time that there are no jobs.

515
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,720
So grumpy stayers come in many forms.

516
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:08,760
Some like Gonzalez shuffled into jobs that weren't as good as a fit as they'd hoped.

517
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:13,200
Workers like Elizabeth of Barista, Massachusetts have found themselves spending in the same

518
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,280
role for four years.

519
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:20,520
Elizabeth has been with her company for 18 years.

520
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:28,040
She said she'd been staying at her role out and been job hunting for a year even though

521
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:33,800
the second part-time job she was looking for she hasn't had any luck getting.

522
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:37,000
I can't find anything that pays more or even what I'm making.

523
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:42,480
She doesn't require me to be certified or have a degree or something, I don't.

524
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:47,600
But at the same token, she's getting tired of being a barista and trying to advance her

525
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,440
career.

526
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:52,140
Recently she found herself tipping off the grumpy edge.

527
00:34:52,140 --> 00:34:56,320
She figured she'd never been able to get a higher paying position without spending time

528
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,020
in a management role.

529
00:34:58,020 --> 00:35:02,400
So when an opportunity to move into a management position rose, she applied.

530
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:06,780
But after she got passed over for the role, she started having panic attacks at work,

531
00:35:06,780 --> 00:35:07,780
she said.

532
00:35:07,780 --> 00:35:11,320
She added that at one point she almost walked out but then found herself sitting on the

533
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,880
floor crying instead.

534
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:19,000
Now she's on leave from work.

535
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,000
You got anything you want to say to that, Rob?

536
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,960
Not really.

537
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:25,960
Me neither.

538
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,320
I don't know.

539
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:39,960
I don't know, you know, everybody goes through hard times but you know what, I mean, you

540
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,240
know what, forget it.

541
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:51,160
Okay, anyhow, this has become quite a problem and to be quite honest, you know what, you

542
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:55,440
can dislike your job all you want.

543
00:35:55,440 --> 00:36:00,660
Is it paying the bills?

544
00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:04,760
Is it your job and not someone else's?

545
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:10,040
You're better off than a lot of people so you know what, yeah, I've really got nothing

546
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,040
else.

547
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:16,240
I mean, yeah, nothing really else to say about that.

548
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:20,520
So anyhow, Rob, we turn to you.

549
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:25,720
You got anything you want to speak of, talk about, anything?

550
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:29,160
How about another American songwriter list?

551
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,480
Ooh, all right, Rob, the floor is yours.

552
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:33,480
Please go forth.

553
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,280
This one's a pretty cool one too.

554
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,280
Okay, cool.

555
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:38,280
I'm ready.

556
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:46,200
This is five of the strangest backstage rituals of classic rock stars.

557
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,200
Okay.

558
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:59,000
Okay, number one, Van Halen would always request a bowl of M&Ms but it's certain there should

559
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000
only be brown M&Ms.

560
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,200
Brown M&Ms, yep, that's a famous story.

561
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:09,680
Yep, that one I heard, that one I had heard of.

562
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:10,680
I love it.

563
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,760
They used to make people get brown M&Ms.

564
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:20,360
They had to sort them over whatever but they could only have brown M&Ms in them.

565
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:32,000
Okay, number two, Paul McCartney, before he would go on stage, he'd do a face steam.

566
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,240
Oh wow.

567
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:41,120
And he got that and he learned that technique from Little Richard.

568
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:49,680
But then to wind down after the show, he'd have a sandwich and a margarita.

569
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,640
Good man.

570
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:54,640
Yep.

571
00:37:54,640 --> 00:38:02,160
Number three, Keith Richards, gotta have his shepherd's pie.

572
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,160
Really?

573
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,160
Yeah.

574
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,160
Okay, all right.

575
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:19,240
Number four, Robert Plant likes to iron.

576
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:22,680
Okay, like clothes?

577
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:23,680
Like clothes.

578
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:30,080
Yeah, just likes to iron clothes, hang them up.

579
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:34,280
Okay, okay, all right.

580
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:43,400
Number five, Alice Cooper likes his kung fu movies.

581
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:44,400
I could believe that.

582
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:48,160
I didn't know that but I could believe that.

583
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,040
Cool.

584
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:55,160
And that concludes our American songwriter list for this evening.

585
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,760
Okay, very cool.

586
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,160
I really like those things.

587
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,160
I do too, man.

588
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:02,160
I really do too.

589
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,160
Okay.

590
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,160
Very cool.

591
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,160
American songwriter, huh?

592
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,160
That's where the list come from?

593
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,160
Yeah, yeah.

594
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,160
Okay.

595
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:13,160
You know that in Canada, ride passengers were rescued after dangling upside down 75 feet

596
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,160
up for a half an hour?

597
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:17,160
No, I didn't.

598
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:18,160
Well, now you're getting there.

599
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:19,160
You're gonna hear about it.

600
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:22,160
A Canadian amusement park ride turned into nightmare fuel on Saturday night.

601
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,160
It was a great ride.

602
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,160
It was a great ride.

603
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,160
It was a great ride.

604
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:26,160
It was a great ride.

605
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:27,160
It was a great ride.

606
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,160
It was a great ride.

607
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,160
It was a great ride.

608
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:30,160
It was a great ride.

609
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:31,160
It was a great ride.

610
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:32,160
It was a great ride.

611
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:33,160
It was a great ride.

612
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,160
It was a great ride.

613
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:35,160
It was a great ride.

614
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:36,220
It was a great ride.

615
00:39:36,220 --> 00:39:37,520
It was a great ride.

616
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:42,980
The ride turned into nightmare fuel on Sunday after stop-and-suddenly suspending passengers

617
00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:48,000
upside down 75 feet above the ground for nearly 30 minutes.

618
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:53,700
The lumberjack ride located at Canada's Wonderful Theme Park in Vaughan, Ontario contains two

619
00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:59,520
hydraulic arms shaped like axes that swing back and forth, occasionally propelling themselves

620
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:06,120
at 10.40 p.m. local time according to a statement from the park shared with NPR.

621
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:18,240
A wonderful spokesperson did not disclose the cause of the ride's abrupt stop, but

622
00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:22,060
did say that the maintenance team was able to respond quickly.

623
00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:25,440
All passengers were back on the ground by 11.05 p.m.

624
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:31,400
The park said that two people were treated for chest pain before being released.

625
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:36,440
Theme park crowds watched as the rescue unfolded, capturing the dangling passengers crying for

626
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,640
help in the video shared on social media.

627
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,080
Which they do show.

628
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,160
Oh my gosh.

629
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,160
Get a chance.

630
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:44,160
Look at it, Rob.

631
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:45,160
It is.

632
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,160
It's fucked.

633
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:51,600
You see people just like, yeah, it's yeah, it's not good.

634
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:57,080
So anyhow, interesting stuff.

635
00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:03,400
I read it's also this newspaper ad.

636
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:04,400
Okay.

637
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:12,360
It started out an ad, but I think they had to go back and fix it.

638
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,680
It was a singles ad.

639
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:18,960
The following ad appeared in the Atlanta Journal.

640
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:22,200
People black females seeks male companionship.

641
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,520
Ethnicity not important.

642
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:29,320
I'm a very good looking girl who loves to play.

643
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:36,160
I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing

644
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,640
trips.

645
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:41,000
Cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

646
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:45,160
Candlelit dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

647
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:51,280
When you get home from work, I'll be at the front door wearing only what nature gave me.

648
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:58,000
Call 404-555-1212 and ask for Daisy.

649
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:05,760
Down below it was printed over 1500 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society

650
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:10,360
about eight week old black Labrador retriever.

651
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:11,920
Okay.

652
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:15,560
Cool?

653
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:20,280
Very cool.

654
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,400
Funny.

655
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,120
Let's see.

656
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:29,240
What else have we got here?

657
00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:36,560
You know, there's a lady that left and came home and found out her home was mistakenly

658
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,560
demolished.

659
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,520
Wow.

660
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:46,520
Yeah, Susan Hodgkin found a pile of rubble in place of what used to be her longtime family

661
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:53,760
property when she returned from holiday, she told WAGA TV.

662
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:57,760
I'm just left with a big old mess, Ms. Hodgkin said.

663
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:03,000
She said a neighbor called her while she was away, asked if someone had been hired to tear

664
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,800
down the vacant house.

665
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:10,440
I said no, and she said, well, there's someone over here who just demolished the whole house.

666
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:14,760
And tore the entire house down, Ms. Hodgkin said.

667
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:19,560
When the neighbor confronted the workers, Ms. Hodgkin said she was told to shut up and

668
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,800
mind her own business.

669
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:26,760
Ms. Hodgkin sent a family member over who asked the workers for a permit.

670
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:30,480
When one of the workers checked the permit, Ms. Hodgkin said he admitted he was at the

671
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,660
wrong address.

672
00:43:33,660 --> 00:43:38,240
The house did not have anyone living there when it was demolished, Ms. Hodgkin said.

673
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:41,600
We keep it boarded, covered, grass cut, and the yard is clean.

674
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:47,360
The taxes are paid and everything is up on it.

675
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:52,080
She said she has not heard anything from the company's response.

676
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:55,780
It's just hard to believe that someone thinks they have the right to just come over and

677
00:43:55,780 --> 00:44:01,680
tear something up, walk away from it, and then didn't even come back and say I'm sorry

678
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:06,760
or nothing, didn't say anything about how they're going to fix the problem or nothing.

679
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:11,840
I would say that she probably has a pretty good lawsuit on her hands, wouldn't you?

680
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,840
Yeah, yeah.

681
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:15,840
Yeah, yeah.

682
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,840
Yeah.

683
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:25,320
Anyhow, so you got anything?

684
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,320
I got a little list.

685
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,320
Okay.

686
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:29,320
I just pulled up.

687
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:33,320
Okay, this was from two, I saved this two days ago.

688
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,320
Okay.

689
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:38,720
It's been October 22nd.

690
00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:46,120
It's a list of notable albums released on October 22nd in rock and roll history.

691
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,120
Okay.

692
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:54,240
Led Zeppelin, Led Zeppelin II, 1969.

693
00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:55,240
Okay.

694
00:44:55,240 --> 00:45:00,240
Kiss, Hotter Than Hell, 1974.

695
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:01,240
Wow.

696
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:10,240
Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band, Night Moves, 1976.

697
00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:11,240
Okay.

698
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:16,240
Elton John, Blue Moves, 1976.

699
00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:17,240
Cool.

700
00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:23,240
Depeche Mode, Construction, Time Again.

701
00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:24,240
Depeche Mode.

702
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:25,240
1983.

703
00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:26,240
Cool.

704
00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:34,240
Paul McCartney, Give My Regards to Broad Street soundtrack, 1984.

705
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:36,240
Oh, wow.

706
00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:39,240
That one's not very well known of either.

707
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:42,240
No, it's not.

708
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:46,240
Aldo Novo, Twitch, 1985.

709
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:47,240
Oh, wow.

710
00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:48,240
I forgot about that one.

711
00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:49,240
Oh, my God.

712
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:50,240
That one flopped big time.

713
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:51,240
Big, big time.

714
00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:52,240
Yeah, it did.

715
00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:53,240
Yeah, it did.

716
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:57,240
It was a good album, it's just his type of music really wasn't in anymore.

717
00:45:57,240 --> 00:46:01,240
1985 was like the glam, sleaze rock era.

718
00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:02,240
Right, right.

719
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:06,240
And he was still kind of doing that 1970s hard rock stuff.

720
00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:10,240
You know, Rainbow, Purple, stuff like that, Zeppelin.

721
00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:11,240
Right.

722
00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:13,240
So, anyhow, go ahead.

723
00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:18,240
Bad Company, Fame and Fortune, 1986.

724
00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:20,240
Oh, yeah, that one.

725
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:21,240
Yep.

726
00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:22,240
Yeah.

727
00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:27,240
Journey, Trial by Fire, 1996.

728
00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:30,240
I remember that shit show.

729
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:31,240
Yep.

730
00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:37,240
The Cranberries, Wake Up and Smell the Coffee, 2001.

731
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:38,240
Yeah.

732
00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:42,240
To be fair about that album is the whole music scene changed again.

733
00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:43,240
Yeah, it did.

734
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:53,240
It became poppy and they were the old pissed off alternative crowd and it just didn't go

735
00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:54,240
over.

736
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:55,240
Right.

737
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:56,240
Yeah, anyhow.

738
00:46:56,240 --> 00:47:03,240
Foo Fighters, One by One, 2002.

739
00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:05,240
I thought, okay, all right.

740
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:08,240
I like that one, but anyhow.

741
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:12,240
This is just a list that come out on October 26th.

742
00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:13,240
No, I know.

743
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:14,240
It's cool.

744
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:15,240
Yeah.

745
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:18,240
I'm just like adding my own whatever to it.

746
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:19,240
Right.

747
00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:20,240
Right.

748
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:24,240
Jackal, Relentless, 2002.

749
00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:27,240
Yeah, that one Blue Goats.

750
00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:28,240
Yep.

751
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:29,240
Yep.

752
00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:33,240
Gary Clark Jr., Black and Blue, 2012.

753
00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:36,240
I have no recollection of that at all, do you?

754
00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:38,240
I don't either.

755
00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:39,240
Okay.

756
00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:46,240
Dream Theater, A View from the Top of the World, 2021.

757
00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:48,240
In 2021?

758
00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:50,240
That's what it says.

759
00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:52,240
I didn't know they're still around.

760
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:53,240
Okay.

761
00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:54,240
Yep.

762
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:59,240
That concludes that list.

763
00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:00,240
Okay.

764
00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:01,240
Wow.

765
00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:02,240
Okay.

766
00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:05,240
Like always, stellar lists.

767
00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:07,240
Really good information.

768
00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:11,240
I mean, at least for nerds like me, I love information like that.

769
00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:12,240
I think it's excellent.

770
00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:13,240
Right.

771
00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:14,240
Right.

772
00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:15,240
Right.

773
00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:22,240
There's two separate Halloween displays, one in New York and one in Ohio that are going

774
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:24,240
viral, thanks to their common theme.

775
00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:26,240
Do you know what that common theme is?

776
00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:27,240
What?

777
00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:28,240
Taylor Swift.

778
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:35,240
Heather Nolette of Peru, New York said she and her family are known for their elaborate

779
00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:39,740
Halloween decorations, and this year they decided to go all out in tribute to their

780
00:48:39,740 --> 00:48:43,480
mutual love of Taylor Swift.

781
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:49,920
My four daughters and I have been to every concert except for Lover, of course, because

782
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,480
that was during COVID.

783
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,740
Since my girls were very young, we have always been Swifties.

784
00:48:54,740 --> 00:48:59,440
We attended her concert this year at Gillette Stadium, and we tried to make some of those

785
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:03,240
ideas and bring them here for everyone to enjoy.

786
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:07,880
Nolette told WP's TZTV.

787
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:16,640
The spooky Swiftie display features an animatronic skeleton band playing along to Swift's songs

788
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:21,560
with coordinated lights as well as numerous skeleton sporting costumes inspired by the

789
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,920
singer's most iconic looks.

790
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:27,440
And you got to look this up on YouTube, Rob.

791
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:28,440
They really went all out.

792
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,440
It is very cool.

793
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:39,680
Meanwhile, in London, Ohio, Terry and Jerry Keatron took a similar inspiration for their

794
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,480
Halloween decor.

795
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:48,880
The display, which titled Taylor's Stiff Concert, featured a skeleton Swift on stage performing

796
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:51,960
with a crowd of devoted skeleton fans.

797
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:59,160
There are even security guards making sure Travis Kelce does not get on the stage.

798
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:07,440
Terry Keatron told WLTWTTV, she is an amazing human being and such an inspiration to all

799
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:10,160
women no matter what age.

800
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:13,360
So all right.

801
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:16,080
All right, Rob, you got anything else?

802
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,520
Are we going to go ahead and shut this show down?

803
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:27,480
And I'm going to put on a couple little extra, what do you call them?

804
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:32,040
A blast from the past on this one right here.

805
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:37,720
Well, actually, I do have one last little tidbit.

806
00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:39,080
Sounds good.

807
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:41,220
Go forth with it, Rob.

808
00:50:41,220 --> 00:50:43,240
And then I've got a final thought.

809
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:44,240
All right.

810
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:49,280
There's something to do with the...

811
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:52,680
You remember on Gilligan's Island, that white radio.

812
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:53,680
Mm hmm.

813
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:54,680
Yeah.

814
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:59,560
Everybody, anybody our age remembers that white radio.

815
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:03,280
They kept having to work on that bitch to keep it going.

816
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:11,080
The battery power, they had to fucking, what, do that stationary bike to get it to work.

817
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,080
Remember that?

818
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:17,920
And they're out in the middle of nowhere, but they could pick up radio stations.

819
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,680
I know, I know.

820
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,400
If they were that close, they would have been found.

821
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:28,440
I mean, I think even AM back then would not travel that far.

822
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:37,240
So anyhow, not to the South Pacific where they were supposed to be, but go ahead.

823
00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:42,360
The Gilligan's Island radio was actually not a prop.

824
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,640
It was a working radio.

825
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:55,520
Packard Bell Model AR-851 tabletop AM radio, previously purchased by show creator, Furd

826
00:51:55,520 --> 00:52:01,600
Schwartz, to listen to Dodger games in his office.

827
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:06,120
Schwartz did not like the black radio used in the pilot.

828
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:11,600
He thought the white radio would show better.

829
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:16,560
He had the prop department add the handle and the pen for effect.

830
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:25,480
When the show wrapped after the third season, Schwartz took the now iconic TV prop back

831
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:35,200
to his office, plugged it back in and continued to listen to Dodger games on it for decades.

832
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:36,200
What a cool story.

833
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:37,200
That's very cool.

834
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:38,200
All right.

835
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:45,280
I think that's the perfect way to round out this program with a couple of blasts from

836
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,000
the past added onto here.

837
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:53,680
So anyhow, I have one final thought and then you guys will get some goofiness and then

838
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:55,720
some blasts from the past after this.

839
00:52:55,720 --> 00:53:03,680
So only in America do you have a kid wearing $150 tennis shoes, sipping a $7 cup of coffee

840
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:10,480
on a thousand dollar phone complaining on social media that capitalism has failed them.

841
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,480
Right?

842
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,480
Right.

843
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:17,480
Rob, Brad?

844
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:19,600
Yeah.

845
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,040
Have a fantastic evening.

846
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,040
Thanks for joining me again.

847
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:23,040
You too.

848
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:24,040
All right.

849
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,920
Happy birthday again, by the way.

850
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:27,920
Thank you.

851
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:28,920
Thank you.

852
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,080
That's why we're doing two podcasts tonight.

853
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:33,840
Because tomorrow I'm not present.

854
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:34,840
I'm not around.

855
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:35,840
Come on.

856
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:36,840
Yep.

857
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:37,840
Yep.

858
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,880
Or as Jim Rome always said, I was in the basement.

859
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:42,040
Tomorrow I'm in the basement.

860
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,040
Don't look for me.

861
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:44,040
I'm not there.

862
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:45,560
Everybody have a good night.

863
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:46,560
Thank you.

864
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:47,560
Good night.

865
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:56,840
As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum, two douchebags in a microphone.

866
00:53:56,840 --> 00:54:00,200
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

867
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:03,040
It's strange insults from an alien.

868
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:04,040
Real hilarity.

869
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:05,040
I will waste you.

870
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:06,040
But my mom told me to not burn trash.

871
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:07,040
We'll be leaving you.

872
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:24,280
Coming up, a blast from the past.

873
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:29,800
This is where we take old shows and incorporate them into new shows.

874
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,400
Because you fucks refuse to go get it.

875
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:41,120
When we were in high school, we had this guy, fucking corn fed piece of crap.

876
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:44,360
Anyhow, his nickname was Biggin.

877
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:52,040
So anyhow, Biggin was, he was like a big run stopper and really not worth anything except

878
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:53,040
that.

879
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:56,560
He just takes up space and that's it.

880
00:54:56,560 --> 00:55:00,240
So we'd be doing practices and Biggin would be hard to get around.

881
00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:06,520
He was just this huge fucking lump of shit.

882
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:10,760
So anyhow, Biggin was, that was pretty much it.

883
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:18,640
So damn it, here I am like I'm prepared because I only ever written down and I thought I could

884
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:19,640
just do it.

885
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:25,880
So okay, Biggin was this run stopper and he was dirty.

886
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:29,080
What he'd do is whenever you're in the middle of the dog pile, at the bottom of the dog

887
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:33,520
pile, he'd grew his fingernails out and he would sharpen them.

888
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:35,360
His index finger and his thumb.

889
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,220
He'd grow them out and sharpen them.

890
00:55:37,220 --> 00:55:40,720
So what he would do is when you're in the bottom of the dog pile, he'd get right up

891
00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:42,920
and he'd wear a jog strap of course.

892
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:48,280
And he'd get right up against your nuts and just pinch the fuck out of you so bad it would

893
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,600
be black and blue for a month.

894
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,280
It'd draw blood.

895
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:58,400
So yeah, and then even worse, whenever his helmet would be knocked off, which was often

896
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:04,080
because we were a small school and I remember Center gave us some helmets that were extra.

897
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:10,400
They got new ones and Notre Dame did, Notre Dame des Signe did and real football programs

898
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:11,600
gave us free helmets.

899
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:12,960
Yeah, but they already beat the crap.

900
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,080
They were already beat the crap and used.

901
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:19,520
And actually we had to put our own logos on them because they were what?

902
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:23,440
We had to make sure they were white helmets that way we could put the blue horn on there

903
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:26,440
or the purple horn for a Viking on there.

904
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:27,440
Yeah.

905
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:28,440
Okay.

906
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:32,000
So it started to beat all the hell with the new fucking horn on them.

907
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,440
And none of them would ever fit.

908
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:34,440
They're always loose.

909
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:35,800
We never could get them to fit, right?

910
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:39,680
I don't know if all that beading made them cockeyed or something.

911
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:42,160
Yeah, mashed the foam down in weird ways.

912
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:47,080
Yeah, so we always had these helmets that would fly off of us constantly.

913
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:51,840
But that was one of the things about being in that type of a school, that small of a

914
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,920
firm school, is the revenue wasn't really high that they were getting.

915
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:57,840
So you had to have a football program.

916
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:00,680
It consisted of number one, paying the school.

917
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:03,920
We had to pay the school to be in football.

918
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:04,920
Wow.

919
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:05,920
Yeah.

920
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:07,640
And also we had to take hand-me-downs from anywhere.

921
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:09,720
Otherwise we'd be paying for our own equipment.

922
00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:12,320
And we did pay for some of our own equipment.

923
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:13,320
Imagine.

924
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:14,320
Yeah, like our cleats.

925
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:17,960
If you wanted a real pair of cleats, a good pair of cleats, you had to buy them yourself.

926
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:22,240
If you wanted the ones the schools assigned you, they weren't worth the shit because they

927
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:23,240
were hand-me-downs.

928
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:24,240
Yeah.

929
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:25,240
Wow.

930
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:28,520
And also, like Biggin, he was horrible in school.

931
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:29,760
He was terrible in school.

932
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:35,280
But he went the bright as a... He was a dumbass and he was an asshole.

933
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:38,720
And they kept him going because they probably really needed the tax money.

934
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:40,760
They needed how many heads to make this much...

935
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:41,760
Well, yeah, that's true.

936
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:42,760
... to stay in business.

937
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:46,880
Basically, that's what it was, was to stay in business.

938
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:50,800
So Biggin was there as a run stopper.

939
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:56,000
And we had this little guy, Jimmy, he was faster than hell.

940
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:59,680
And he was just a little bitty guy and he was a running back.

941
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:04,000
And no one could stop him because he would literally almost just run under your feet.

942
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,640
And he was like a little lightning.

943
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:09,280
And so he'd always get by on Biggin.

944
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,960
So I think there's a little bit of Biggin being mad.

945
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:15,360
So there's this one play.

946
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:20,240
What it is is you couldn't turn in... Whenever Biggin did this, you couldn't turn it in because

947
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:25,880
the coach did not like you to turn in penalties or anything like that.

948
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:27,880
Oh yeah, no tattletales on the team.

949
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:28,880
Yeah, yeah.

950
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:31,880
He felt like that was his job to, number one, call penalties.

951
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:33,820
And number two, no tattletaling.

952
00:58:33,820 --> 00:58:39,000
So if someone tripped you or was holding you, the worst thing you could do is go, hey, he

953
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,000
held me.

954
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,000
And he'd make everybody run gassers.

955
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,480
And gassers were in the field side to side two times.

956
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:46,520
Punish everyone to make you shut up.

957
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:47,520
Yes.

958
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:49,520
And they didn't lock room to get your ass with.

959
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:52,520
You may run five miles, Wallace.

960
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:53,520
Bam, bam, bam.

961
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:54,520
Knock the piss out of you.

962
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:55,520
Kick the hell out of you.

963
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:56,520
Laugh.

964
00:58:56,520 --> 00:59:03,720
So... So Biggin could get away with it knowing that you'd be the bigger rat for

965
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:04,720
turning him in.

966
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:05,720
Yes.

967
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:06,720
Yeah.

968
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:09,440
So you had to kind of take it, I mean.

969
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,640
I had plenty of welts underneath my ballsack.

970
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:14,120
I hated this fucker.

971
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:18,160
So everybody hated this fucker, but nobody wanted to do it to anyone else.

972
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:19,160
No one did it back to him.

973
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:20,160
We didn't do it to each other.

974
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:21,160
It was just too dirty.

975
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:22,160
Yeah.

976
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:28,720
So like I before mentioned, everybody's helmets would fall off routinely.

977
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:31,720
No big deal because, I mean, they were beat all to hell when we got them.

978
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:32,720
They were cockeyed.

979
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:34,560
They didn't work very well.

980
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:35,560
But that's all we had.

981
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:39,920
Unless you wanted to buy a brand new one and we were mowing lawns.

982
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:40,920
Yeah.

983
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:45,320
So we were using those.

984
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:46,840
So there was this one play.

985
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:51,320
We were getting ready to play, I think, Drexel, which was our tribal.

986
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:54,520
Like everything you've seen at Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

987
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:55,520
Kill Jefferson.

988
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:56,520
The signs and the pep play.

989
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:57,520
Yeah, and all that.

990
00:59:57,520 --> 00:59:58,520
The assembly where you all yell and cheer.

991
00:59:58,520 --> 00:59:59,520
Let's kill Jefferson.

992
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:00,520
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

993
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:01,520
Let's kill Jefferson.

994
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:02,520
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

995
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:03,520
Let's kill Drexel.

996
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:04,520
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

997
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:06,560
And me, I didn't give a fuck, man.

998
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:11,960
I was pretty much a freak that they pretty much forced into playing football.

999
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:15,760
You're just more happy it's Friday night than you are about anything else.

1000
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:18,280
Yeah, I'm thinking, I don't want to fucking be here.

1001
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:21,600
I want to go out on the gravel roads and fucking smash beers with my friends.

1002
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:23,080
I don't want to be here.

1003
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:26,080
But I played because I really got pretty much pressured into it.

1004
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:27,800
Come on, we need people.

1005
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:29,360
Because we really did need people.

1006
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:30,360
Yeah.

1007
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:35,800
We had pretty much one in every position and one guy that could do a little bit of everything.

1008
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:39,480
Like one guy that could do four things, one guy that could do five things, another guy

1009
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,160
that could do three things.

1010
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:42,640
And those were our backups.

1011
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:46,000
We had like no actual real backup person.

1012
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,280
Yeah, no first string, second string.

1013
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:51,320
It was a little more immediate than that.

1014
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:52,320
Yeah.

1015
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:55,240
So, I mean, so they really did need me.

1016
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:56,240
Yeah.

1017
01:00:56,240 --> 01:01:00,520
And so, Biggin was in the middle of this pile.

1018
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:04,600
And this was, we were practicing against our arch rivals.

1019
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:06,400
And this is late September.

1020
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:07,400
Yeah.

1021
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:08,400
But it was really hot.

1022
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:09,400
Real, real hot.

1023
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:13,560
So one of you is the practice team wearing the other team's colors.

1024
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:14,560
Yeah, yeah.

1025
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:17,280
We're in Drexel's colors in the white and everything.

1026
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:19,120
So it was really hot.

1027
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:20,120
It's like around 100 degrees.

1028
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:25,240
It's like winter's last, or summer's last, by like flipping you off and slamming the

1029
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:26,240
floor.

1030
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:29,360
And I remember very well, I mean, we were all just fucking hotter than hell, sweating

1031
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,560
ham chunks, fucking gravy.

1032
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:34,400
Back then they thought it was better if you didn't drink water.

1033
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:36,080
Yeah, yeah, you're right.

1034
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:37,640
Yeah, they did.

1035
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:38,640
Yep.

1036
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:43,800
So we're all in that dog pile and all of a sudden I hear like, yeah!

1037
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:45,520
Oh my God.

1038
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:53,320
So Jimmy, he had this problem with some sort of weird ass pariasis or jock itch or something.

1039
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:54,320
I'm not sure what it was.

1040
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:55,320
It was something like that.

1041
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:58,680
And it was on the inside of his thigh right up there.

1042
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:00,280
Could be like a fungal infection.

1043
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:01,840
Yeah, it probably was.

1044
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:05,880
But it was probably combined with the heat, combined with the material from the jock strap.

1045
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:09,640
But I remember he was showing people in there going, man, this shit sucks.

1046
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:10,640
It hurts like fuck.

1047
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:11,640
I can't put on my jock strap.

1048
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:14,920
Well, he had to go without one.

1049
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:19,600
So he was in practice just hoping he didn't get fucking wrecked.

1050
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,880
Because that's the only thing that would save you was your jock strap.

1051
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:27,800
If you got smacked in the nuts, it wouldn't hurt nearly as bad because you're like safely

1052
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:28,800
tucked away.

1053
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:31,480
Kind of distributes the impact around a little bit.

1054
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:34,040
Yeah, instead of the little fling, it's like, yeah.

1055
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:37,280
Yeah, that like all of a sudden just stuns you and you don't know where you're at for

1056
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:38,280
a minute.

1057
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:43,280
Time stops and then you think you're dying and then you hope you're dying.

1058
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:46,000
Then you wish you were dead.

1059
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:49,000
And then you walk off gingerly.

1060
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,720
I'll be in the locker room.

1061
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:54,000
So Jimmy cannot wear a jock strap.

1062
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:59,000
So we hear this fucking scream in the pain.

1063
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:04,720
So also Jimmy gets up and blood is running down the inside of his white pants.

1064
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:06,040
I mean, not just kind of.

1065
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:09,880
I mean, it was running and the coach automatically he freaks out.

1066
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:12,560
He's like, ah, son of a bitch.

1067
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:16,160
So he runs over there and the first thing he does, he pulled down his pants because,

1068
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:19,800
you know, number one, he thought there was a jock strap underneath there and he didn't

1069
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:21,760
expect it all to just fucking flop out.

1070
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:24,680
Number two, there's this huge bite marks on his fucking nut.

1071
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:26,360
Oh my God.

1072
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:27,840
And there's blood running everywhere.

1073
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:30,320
And the coach just flips out.

1074
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:31,320
Who the hell did this?

1075
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:32,320
Who did this?

1076
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:33,320
Who did this?

1077
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:36,240
And everyone like pointing and fucking digging.

1078
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:39,240
You did this?

1079
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:40,240
Yeah.

1080
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:41,240
Okay.

1081
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:47,840
So, so he takes it and he calls the health team, not the paramedics, the health team

1082
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:48,840
that we have.

1083
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:53,000
And he calls them out and I think I actually think of Jimmy ended up going to the hospital

1084
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,000
over this.

1085
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:57,440
I imagine they probably chomped through a blood vessel.

1086
01:03:57,440 --> 01:03:58,440
Probably.

1087
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:03,720
So they had the health team come out there and they're over there trying to fucking do

1088
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:07,640
pressure and Jimmy screaming, which I'd be fucking crying.

1089
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:08,640
I tell you.

1090
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:09,640
Yeah.

1091
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:13,840
And then fucking coach grabs fucking big and by the ear and takes him straight into the

1092
01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:15,640
office.

1093
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:21,320
So Biggie got in a lot of shit over that, but I think he, he didn't go to jail that

1094
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:23,920
day, but I think he had a court date over it.

1095
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:24,920
Yeah.

1096
01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:25,920
If I remember correct.

1097
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:28,120
This is quite a while ago, but I think he went to court over it.

1098
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:34,480
I don't think he did any time, but I think, I don't know if like, like right now, let's

1099
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:42,360
say he's looking for a job in a secure, like an air base or something or something that,

1100
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:48,120
um, well like the federal reserve downtown, I've done that job there and you have to get

1101
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:49,120
a clearance.

1102
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:53,320
If you have any type of a record at all, they will not let you in there.

1103
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:57,640
So I don't know if to this day, if he can't get a secure job like that because he's a

1104
01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:58,640
nut biter.

1105
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:04,120
I guess that would depend on how old he was at the time because prior to a certain age.

1106
01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:06,640
Oh, he would have been 17, 16 probably.

1107
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:07,640
Yeah.

1108
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:11,160
So it's probably juvenile records and those can get sealed, expunged.

1109
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:13,920
Well then he, it's probably done.

1110
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:14,920
It's probably been done.

1111
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:20,000
I mean, if he was 18 at the time, he probably would have wound up having to list as the

1112
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,000
sex offender.

1113
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,000
Yeah.

1114
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,000
Okay.

1115
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:24,000
Yeah.

1116
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,000
I don't think that that's what happened.

1117
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:28,200
I think that it probably went away when he was 18, but he did get in some shit.

1118
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:30,640
But I, if I remember correctly, this is a long time ago.

1119
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:32,680
This is eighties, early eighties.

1120
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:38,640
So nobody wanted to deal with it back then as much as they're willing to deal with it

1121
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:39,640
now.

1122
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:40,640
No, no, no.

1123
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:41,640
I mean, it's just shock to people.

1124
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:45,720
We all knew this shit was going on, but he never did bite your nuts either.

1125
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:46,720
Yeah.

1126
01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:47,720
Yeah.

1127
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:48,720
Everybody wore a jockstrap.

1128
01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:49,720
He knew about where he could go.

1129
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:50,720
Yeah.

1130
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:53,440
You kind of figured that there was a point that he wouldn't cross.

1131
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,560
Who was this fucking moron?

1132
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:58,360
His woman just left the coffee shop talking to herself.

1133
01:05:58,360 --> 01:05:59,360
Oh, okay.

1134
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:03,320
I think she got, I don't think she was happy with their service and walked out complaining

1135
01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:05,920
and we all got to hear it.

1136
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:06,920
Okay.

1137
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:13,920
Hey, where'd everybody go?

1138
01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:21,320
Where are the douchebags?

1139
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:25,920
Oh my God.

1140
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:28,920
Someone took a dump in the corner.

1141
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:29,920
Oh geez.

1142
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:30,920
Glad they're gone.

1143
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:31,920
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1144
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:32,920
Man, that smells.

1145
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:40,200
Man, that smells.