1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,820 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri from the crystal blue 2 00:00:08,820 --> 00:00:16,320 waters of the Missouri River, it's two douchebags and a microphone podcast. 3 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:24,400 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 4 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:28,300 Is a Pop-Tart a ravioli? 5 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:30,760 Or is it a sandwich? 6 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,760 I may never know. 7 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:41,560 Next up, Things Overheard in Hell. 8 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:59,280 Bill Ruck and Troy Aitman are being all televised in radio games of the NFL this year. 9 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:16,760 Two douchebags and a microphone, I'm Mark. 10 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,760 And I'm Rob. 11 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,760 Welcome. 12 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:22,760 So, anyhow, Rob, what's new with you? 13 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,760 Anything much? 14 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:26,760 Nothing much, really. 15 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,760 Oh, yeah, just working, that kind of thing? 16 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:30,760 Yeah, just working coming home. 17 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:34,760 Yep, same here, pretty much. 18 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,760 Only I'll be one year older as of tomorrow. 19 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,760 Happy birthday, by the way. 20 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,760 Hey, thank you, thank you. 21 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:49,160 So, anyhow, yep, they could not fit at the restaurant where we were at tonight. 22 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:51,160 They could not fit 26 candles on there. 23 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:57,160 So, you know, so I had to go with one candle, right? 24 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,160 Yeah, it kicks our little skull. 25 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,160 Yeah, yeah, that's true. 26 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:02,160 Yes. 27 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:08,520 So, anyhow, so I got a couple little Gen Z things here, little nuggets. 28 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,520 You want to have them? 29 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:12,520 Okay. 30 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,520 Go for it. 31 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:18,520 Have you heard or read of the acronym IJBOL? 32 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,520 No. 33 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:24,520 I have and always wondered what it was and I finally found out. 34 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:38,520 If you have, you might not understand it if you're not Gen Z because Gen Z has cancelled the tired old LOL for the new guy in town, IJBOL. 35 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:42,520 This is a brand new acronym which stands for I Just Burst Out Laughing. 36 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:44,520 Okay. 37 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,520 You know what, Rob? 38 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,520 I love it. 39 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:50,520 The dinosaur known as LEL half the time was taken for sarcasm. 40 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,520 Have you ever noticed that? 41 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,520 Yeah. 42 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:58,520 Yeah, you're like in a hurry and someone says something funny and you don't have time to go, oh, that was great. 43 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:04,520 So, you put LOL and then the LOL just comes off kind of like you're shoving them away. 44 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,520 Like, oh, yeah, okay, there you go. 45 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,520 Yeah, yeah, I like this. 46 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:12,520 At times, yeah, you can take it as that. 47 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,520 I always have for some reason. 48 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:18,520 I always took LOL as like the quickest way to get out of there. 49 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:22,520 Kind of like, oh, okay, oh, here he comes with the stupid jokes again. 50 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:26,520 Okay, just put the LOL in there and maybe he'll fucking leave us alone. 51 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:30,520 That's kind of the way that I always feel whenever I get to know LOL. 52 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:36,520 I always like instead of putting LOL, I'll put like a ha or something like that, like, you know, ha, okay. 53 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:40,520 You know, something to exclaim a little bit, not just like LOL. 54 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,520 Oh, yeah, yeah, that means I laughed out loud. 55 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:46,520 So, you know, anyhow, I kind of like this. 56 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:50,520 You know, it's sarcasm because of how generic LOL was. 57 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:54,520 If you're in a hurry to appease a person, you know, you do that. 58 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:58,520 You know, sometimes people feel shunned, you know. 59 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:02,520 So anyhow, bravo, Ziers. 60 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:06,520 It's about time the LOL that's been around since AOL days, right? 61 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,520 Yeah. 62 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:12,520 Yeah, it's been around since AOL, America Online. 63 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,520 Yeah. Yeah. 64 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:20,520 And Netscape browsers and Windows 95 and Windows NT and all that shit. 65 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,520 LOL was around back then. 66 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:28,520 So anyhow, it's about time we came up with a new one, Gen Z. I applaud you. 67 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:36,520 All right. Another little Gen Z tidbit coming up is you ever heard of quiet walking? 68 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,520 No. 69 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,520 I like this one, too. 70 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:44,520 Quiet walking is a new Gen Z trend. 71 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:48,520 Many Ziers are now doing is what known as quiet walking. 72 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:52,520 This is walking without a friend or phone to be unplugged. 73 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:57,520 Many Ziers say that this gives them ideas and helps solve personal issues. 74 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:01,520 One young lady said, because our mind isn't being filled with other clutter, 75 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:05,520 i.e. music, podcasts, live radio or audio books, 76 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:09,520 it leaves room in your brain for more thought. 77 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,520 And Rob, I agree with this. 78 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:17,520 I agree with this 100 percent because sometimes the best thing I can do for anything 79 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:20,520 whether it's trying to hash out something that I need to do 80 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:25,520 and I'm trying to figure out the best way to do it or I need to make a purchase or something, 81 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:29,520 you know, all the stuff that kind of grinds you down. Right. 82 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:35,520 I always found that like not listening to anything and just sitting alone for a little while has always helped me. 83 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:42,520 It always kind of helped me gather my thoughts, go in the direction I needed to do without any other influence. Right. 84 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:43,520 Yeah. 85 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:46,520 So I like this. 86 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:52,520 So anyhow, this is how come people solve stuff in the shower. 87 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:58,520 Remember we had the episode not too long ago where people brainstorm in the shower more? 88 00:05:58,520 --> 00:05:59,520 Yeah. Yeah. 89 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:02,520 Well, this goes along the same line, don't you think? 90 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,520 Yeah. It does. 91 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:05,520 Yeah. 92 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:11,520 You know, I think there's something to this and I'm in full agreement with both the Gen Z stuff tonight. 93 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:17,520 So, Rob, you got something you want to get at, something that you're chomping at the bit for, something you want to talk about? 94 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:20,520 You got anything on your plate? 95 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:23,520 Yeah. I ran across a recall. 96 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:26,520 Okay. 97 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:34,520 This goes to, okay, Baker Farms in conjunction with the U.S. Food and Drug Administration 98 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:46,520 has announced a voluntary recall of Kroger bag collard greens after a production round was found to have been potentially contaminated with steira. 99 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:47,520 Oh. 100 00:06:47,520 --> 00:07:01,520 The effective product is 16 ounce bags of Kroger branded collard greens that were sold in the produce department of Kroger stores in 11 states. 101 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:07,520 The product was distributed to Kroger retail locations in the following states. 102 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:17,520 Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, South Carolina, Tennessee. 103 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:23,520 The recall also impacts parts of Illinois, Indiana, and Missouri. 104 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:26,520 Oh, so some of it is over here too. 105 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:35,520 Yeah. To determine if you have a recalled product, check the UPC code, production code, and best buy date. 106 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:39,520 The following info is that of the recalled product. 107 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:46,520 UPC code is 1110-18171. 108 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:47,520 Okay. 109 00:07:47,520 --> 00:08:02,520 With a best buy date of 10-16-23 and production code 110093-387. 110 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:03,520 Okay. 111 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:10,520 If you find you have any of these bags, you can take them back to the store for a refund or just throw them away. 112 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:14,520 Or if you're real during, you can eat them. 113 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:15,520 Yeah, yeah. 114 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:16,520 Yeah, yeah. 115 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,520 Yeah, you can eat them and just see what happens. 116 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:20,520 Take those side beds with your buddies. 117 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:21,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 118 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:24,520 Say, hey, which one of us is going to drop dead first? 119 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:27,520 It'd be like Russian roulette without the gun. 120 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:28,520 Exactly. 121 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,520 Yeah, yeah. 122 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:35,520 Yeah, you can make a little game out of this, like who's going to get Listeria. 123 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,520 Yeah, I think it'd be fun. 124 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:38,520 I think so too. 125 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:40,520 I think that sounds great. 126 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:45,520 Speaking of Listeria, have you ever heard of gutter oil? 127 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:47,520 No. 128 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:58,520 Gutter oil or trench oil or sewer oil and tainted oil is all called, it's all the same thing, but it's called by these different names. 129 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:08,520 It can be used to describe the illicit practice of restaurants reusing cooking oil that had already been cooked with longer than safety codes permit. 130 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:23,520 It can also be used to describe the reprocessing of rancid yellow grease collected from sources such as restaurant fryers, slaughterhouse waste, and sewage treatment plants. 131 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:34,520 So people, this is in China, by the way, it's not here in America, but the uses of gutter oil is highly frowned upon and often leads to prosecution. 132 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:45,520 For example, selling gutter oil in China can result in a lengthy prison sentence of death or life in prison. 133 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:51,520 Too many other assortments, there's an assortment of punishments, and everyone, none of them is good. 134 00:09:51,520 --> 00:10:01,520 And also, find the equivalent of 1.6 million if you sell over a certain amount of it. 135 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:07,520 So the first documented case of gutter oil in Taiwan was reported in 1985. 136 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:17,520 In the subsequent investigation, 22 people were arrested for involvement in a recycling oil ring over 10 years based in Taiwan. 137 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:21,520 The worst offender was sentenced to seven years in prison, that's all. 138 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:33,520 The first documented case of gutter oil in mainland China was reported in 2000 when a street vendor was found to be selling oil obtained from restaurant garbage disposals. 139 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:42,520 In 2011, they had arrested 32 people for producing the oil and had seized 90 tons of it in 14 provinces in China. 140 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:48,520 This amount is equivalent to that of around one-tenth of the oil typically used by restaurants. 141 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:56,520 And this is a growing trend in China as people are getting more and more stress for money and resources. 142 00:10:56,520 --> 00:11:02,520 The more people like what I just talked about, what they're doing is they're going to these... 143 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:06,520 You can look this up online, it's really, really disturbing. 144 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:10,520 But you'll see this patch of sewage, okay? 145 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:21,520 And with this patch of sewage, on top of it you can see this... You know how grease kind of like stays together and coagulates in water or sewage or something, right? 146 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,520 You know how it stays together and it's thick? 147 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:30,520 People are actually dipping that out of the sewage and recycling that oil and selling it on the black market. 148 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:37,520 And people are buying it at a cut rate price and using it in people's food. 149 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:38,520 Wow. 150 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:45,520 Yeah. And anyhow, this is straight from Topher's desk. Topher's the one that unraveled this. 151 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:46,520 Oh, okay. 152 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:52,520 Yeah, and he was suggested maybe reporting on it and I finally got to it. 153 00:11:52,520 --> 00:12:03,520 But yeah, it is a very disgusting trend and it could lead to all different types of problems, you know, sanitary, disease-wise. 154 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:11,520 But it sounds to me like China's kind of got their hands full with this new... Well, it isn't new, but it's actually on the rise again. 155 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:25,520 So gutter oil, like I said, as more and more people get stressed for money, for resources, for everything, the more that things like this is going to arise, such as gutter oil or sewage oil or whatever. 156 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:31,520 So, but let's go ahead and let's talk a little football, Rob. You want to talk some football? 157 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,520 Sure, why not? 158 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:44,520 Okay. Our beloved Kansas City Chiefs are 6-1 and probably, once again, the best team in football. 159 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:50,520 Only this time, it's not just their offense. They have a top five defense. 160 00:12:50,520 --> 00:13:06,520 They have, because of the Tyreek Hill trade and other outlets, they have great draft picks from... You know, they got how many, what, six draft picks for the Tyreek Hill trade, right? Wasn't it like that? 161 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,520 Something like that, yeah. 162 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:14,520 Every one of them, including some of the draft picks used this year, have been used to enhance our defense mainly. 163 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:22,520 And it is a solid defense, and it is a work of art as of right now. They look fantastic. 164 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:31,520 And this team is built for a Super Bowl run, and this team will be there again, at the very least, if not there again. 165 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:41,520 So, I love all this stuff about how, you know, all people are like, they don't want to adhere to the new daddy in town, Patrick Mahomes, but you know what? 166 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:46,520 They're going to have to deal with them, because this team, again, is for real. 167 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:57,520 And, again, I don't know how people can keep poo-pooing it away, and, you know, the coasts are just like god-awful to anything that they consider flyover. 168 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:09,520 So, god forbid they give us any credit at all, but you know what? We don't need their credit, because you add another couple of Super Bowls to there, and it's over. It's over. 169 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:15,520 You guys can't deny it right now, and you're not going to be able to deny it in the future. 170 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:24,520 And I think it's funny. I think it's funny. Keep the hey, keep the snide remarks, because you know what? It just fuels us. It fuels the whole team more. 171 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:33,520 They read, they see what you say, they listen to those idiots like little Skippy Bayless and dumbasses like, yeah, who's the other one? 172 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:37,520 Was that Tony Romo the other day I heard on there fucking blathering some shit? 173 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:41,520 I think it was. I don't remember. 174 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:45,520 Yeah, so anyhow, the great Buffalo Bills look like they're in quite a bit of turmoil. 175 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:55,520 You know, ever since they lost that game to Cincinnati last year late in the year, the make-up game, the playoff game, they looked horrible in that game. 176 00:14:55,520 --> 00:15:01,520 They looked horrible a couple of games before that, and they look horrible every other game. 177 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:07,520 And it's all they can do is to just win a game, let alone look like they did the last couple of years. 178 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:12,520 Cincinnati has been struggling mightily. 179 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:16,520 They're, you know, Baltimore is Baltimore. 180 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:26,520 I mean, they could make a strong run, but as to actually get to the Super Bowl, I don't know if you can do that with that type of a quarterback in the NFL. 181 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:37,520 You know, Sam Fran was looking like world beaters, but boy, the last couple of games brought purty and the whole thing has come down to earth quite a bit. 182 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:42,520 The game I'm interested in next week is besides the Chiefs Denver game. 183 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:49,520 Denver is always going to play us hard, but the game that I'm like most interested in next week is going to be Sam Fran against Cincinnati. 184 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,520 That's going to be one hell of a game, I think. 185 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:56,520 Yeah, I think that's a very good game. 186 00:15:56,520 --> 00:16:02,520 I think it's going to be a really good game because neither team is playing particularly well, and both teams need to win. 187 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:07,520 Cincinnati already has what, three losses? They don't need a fourth one. 188 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:13,520 And Sam Fran has lost two games in a row and has not looked good doing it either. 189 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:23,520 So this is my game of the week, and I'm going to pick Sam Fran by one point on this game. 190 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:28,520 And yes, by one point Sam Fran, I'm picking him by one point. 191 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,520 And I think it's going to be a lower scoring game. 192 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:40,520 I think it's going to be like 27 to 24, 25, 26, probably 27, 24 to 23. 193 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:43,520 24 to 23 is what I'm saying. 194 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:47,520 You got any predicts on the game? 195 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:58,520 Ooh, I'm like you. I think it's going to be a low scoring game with a close score. 196 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:02,520 Yeah, and I think it's going to come down to a mistake. 197 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:05,520 Go ahead, I'm sorry. 198 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:13,520 I'm thinking 21-17 Sam Fran. 199 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:16,520 Okay, that's probably a better score than what I have up there. 200 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:22,520 So I'm going to stick to 24-23, but I think I like your score maybe a little bit better, Rob. 201 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:25,520 But you know what, I already made my pick and I'm going to stick with it. 202 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,520 Okay, cool. 203 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:32,520 All right, let's see here. 204 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:36,520 Let's take us a break and we'll be right back here in a couple of minutes, okay? 205 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:37,520 All right. 206 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:41,520 Okay. 207 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:44,520 Brick Shithouse Energy Drink. 208 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,520 That's right, Brick Shithouse Energy Drink. 209 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,520 Make men feel good, roll. 210 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,520 Chimney balls. 211 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,520 You want to fuck shit up? 212 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,520 You want to force them across America? 213 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,520 Brick Shithouse is for you. 214 00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:00,520 Please enjoy Brick Shithouse Energy Drink responsibly. 215 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:07,520 It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues. 216 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:11,520 Help! 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I'm Mark. 228 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,520 And I'm Rob. 229 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:33,520 Alright, Rob. You know, Uber eats every year. They come out with a weird foods pairing, like what the weird trends are the year, right? 230 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:40,520 Like, let's say people like ketchup and ice cream one year, okay? 231 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:46,520 Another time it's like, I don't know, pickles and jello or something, right? 232 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:53,520 These are odd pairs of, that are like trends. Odd food pairings that are trends this year. 233 00:19:53,520 --> 00:20:03,520 And they come out, the later in the year, the last quarter of the year, such as now, they come out with the year of how the year of food looked in the weird trends, okay? 234 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:08,520 So, you want to hear some of the weird trends coming in from Uber Eats this year? 235 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,520 Sure, let's go for it. 236 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:13,520 Why not? What else are we going to do, right? 237 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:23,520 Yeah, we already told you what football was going to be like in the foreseeable future, so we might as well move on, right? 238 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,520 Let's move on to food. 239 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:39,520 Let's do it. Alright. Everyone has a favorite food pairing, whether it's classic like the Mighty Burger and the fries or controversial guilty pleasure like pineapple on pizza, which does not belong on pizza, but I don't know. What do you think, Rob? 240 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:43,520 Ah, no. No, it does not. My opinion. 241 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:50,520 No, my opinion too. Keep the pineapple in a side dish. I'll eat it. No problem. But keep it off my fucking pizza. 242 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:59,520 It's fine in another bowl. It's great in another bowl, but it doesn't touch my pizza. 243 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,520 No. 244 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,520 Alright. Now that I'm off my high horse. 245 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:15,520 On Thursday morning, Uber Eats released its fifth run edition of the Cravings Report. That shares a snapshot of the most popular, the most unusual, and some of the most surprising delivery requests. 246 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:23,520 Unique food pairings, trending products, and colorful demands fill the delivery company's yearly report. 247 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:31,520 Uber Eats shared a host of information on this year's report like lists of people's favorite and strangest food combinations. 248 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:45,520 The expected add-ons made the cut for most popular combinations, including a burrito bowl with cheese taking the top spot and other strong contenders like wings and ranch or chicken sandwiches with shredded lettuce. 249 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:56,520 However, some of the people opted for more untraditional combinations. At the top of Uber Eats' most unexpected combinations category was steak with jelly. 250 00:21:56,520 --> 00:22:02,520 Can you believe that's a thing? 251 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,520 No. 252 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:07,520 Who would ruin a perfectly good steak? 253 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:17,520 That's what I would like to know, Rob. Whoever this is, they need to be beat about the head uncontrollably for, I don't know, three days maybe? 254 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:18,520 At least. 255 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,520 At least three days. 256 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,520 Yeah. 257 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:29,520 Yeah. So they ruined a beautiful steak with jelly? 258 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:35,520 Okay. Other zany pairings include condensed milk with avocados. 259 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,520 I've got no comment. 260 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,520 I've got no comment. We're just going to move right along. 261 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:45,520 Condensed milk with fucking avocados? 262 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:46,520 What the? 263 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:51,520 Okay. As promised, I'm moving right along, Robert. 264 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:58,520 Seaweed with pasta sauce and butter and pickled onions. 265 00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:06,520 So pickled onions are those, you ever see the fancy garnish that's kind of pinkish? 266 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,520 Yeah. 267 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,520 That's pickled onions. It's really sweet. 268 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:11,520 Yeah. 269 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,520 So those two don't necessarily bother me because I think they're both kind of fitting. 270 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:25,520 Yeah. Yeah. Cottage cheese and mustard was a very popular unexpected combination. 271 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:34,520 A duo that was popularized on TikTok as the high protein dairy snack took center stage on the platform. 272 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:50,520 While the cravings report found that dry months are more and more popular with non-alcoholic beverages seeing huge growth on the platform in January, customers are still ordering some other drinks to wash down their dinner. 273 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:58,520 But it's tending to be more of a dry deal now. People aren't really ordering that much alcohol. 274 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:07,520 The most popular food in alcoholic pairing was reported to be a ribeye steak with vodka. 275 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,520 I mean, wouldn't you want to put something in that vodka though? 276 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:20,520 I mean, does it mean like a ribeye steak and a screwdriver or a ribeye steak and a vodka and tonic or something maybe? 277 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,520 I'm not sure. 278 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:30,520 So it was followed by a cheeseburger with a frozen margarita, which I'm all about that. 279 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,520 That would be good. 280 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:38,520 That would be a great start. And chicken with a frozen pina colada. Yeah. 281 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:42,520 I've done that many times on a cruise ship. 282 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:48,520 And Rob, I need to speak to you about cruises because there are some really affordable ones coming up. 283 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,520 So I'll talk to you later about it. 284 00:24:51,520 --> 00:25:00,520 Customers also indulged in lobster tails with apple whiskey and tamales with daiquiris throughout the year. 285 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:09,520 I'm not so much for the lofter tail, but the apple whiskey and tamales with daiquiris throughout the year sounds pretty good to me. 286 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:17,520 Have you had apple whiskey? I am a fan. I am a fan of apple whiskey. I think it's pretty good. 287 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:25,520 So, okay. In addition to revelations on the different foods Uber Eats customers are ordering, 288 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:35,520 the platform also shared some insight on the colorful ways in which we'll place their orders by sharing a roundup of some of their most unique delivery requests. 289 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,520 Put it in a box instead of a circle container. 290 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,520 This is this is their most their weirdest request. 291 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:51,520 Okay, so one person did put it in a box instead of a circle container. I refuse to eat my any food if presented in the circle container. 292 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:54,520 Please don't ruin my meal for me. 293 00:25:54,520 --> 00:26:07,520 Another user pleaded and asked the restaurant to literally drown my food in that amazing nectar, which he meant, which he meant is their sauce. 294 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:15,520 So that's cool. While some people were looking for their version of the perfect meal, others were looking out for people they love. 295 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:22,520 Could you please write a note on the coffee saying, hope you have a great day, Jojo. I'm proud of you. 296 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:27,520 And then another one, it's it's a girl I really like. Thanks a lot. 297 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:46,520 And then another one is aside from food, the platform reports that three most ordered items that weren't that weren't food, including Scott and sense of paper, toilet paper rolls, plan B, one step emergency contraceptic and at home COVID-19 tests. 298 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:51,520 So in case you didn't catch that one before, 299 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:57,520 the have a great Jojo and then the I'm proud of you. 300 00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:04,520 It's a girl. What they were doing was it was a it was a reveal. 301 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,520 A child reveal. Yeah. 302 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:12,520 A sex reveal of a child on a on a coffee cup. 303 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:22,520 You'd have to see the illustration anyhow. I didn't describe it very good. So anyhow. 304 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:26,520 So, Rob, you got anything you want to go into? 305 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:34,520 Yeah. Pepper X has scorched its way into the record books as the world's new hottest pepper. 306 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:35,520 What? 307 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,520 Guinness World Records said Monday. 308 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:39,520 Please go for it. 309 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,520 This was this was October 16. 310 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,520 OK. 311 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:45,520 So like a week ago. 312 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:49,520 OK. 313 00:27:49,520 --> 00:28:02,520 Ed Curry, the pepper expert who crossbred and grew Pepper X previously broke the record for the hottest pepper on Earth a decade a decade ago with the Carolina Reaper. 314 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:14,520 Curry developed Pepper X years ago, but didn't release it right away. He said in a first we feast video posted to YouTube. 315 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:18,520 He said he kept Pepper X in his back pocket case. 316 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:23,520 Any other growers release something hotter than the Carolina Reaper. 317 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:32,520 When no one came forward, he decided to bring out Pepper X. 318 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:37,520 So yeah, it's official. It's official. It's in Guinness. 319 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,520 OK. 320 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,520 Pepper X is the shit now. 321 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,520 Congratulations. 322 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:49,520 Congratulations to you, Mr. Inventor of Pepper X. Mr. Curry. Mr. Curry. 323 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:55,520 And Pepper X. I find it funny that his name his last name is Curry. 324 00:28:55,520 --> 00:29:00,520 Like the spice. Yeah. And he invented the hottest pepper on Earth. 325 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,520 Right. 326 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,520 Irony in its finest, right? 327 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:12,520 I got through. I was thinking the same exact thing the first time I read it. 328 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:27,520 You know, there's a bartender that is he's online quite a bit and every year he comes out with the best equivalent drinks or alcohol mixes. 329 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:37,520 So in other words, he's going to tell you the well drinks, the well alcohols that you can buy that are as good as the top notch alcohol. 330 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:44,520 So you could you could use this in your own bar, your own restaurant for well drinks or whatever. 331 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,520 But he's like a really big deal on TikTok and on Instagram. 332 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:54,520 And what he does is he tells you what well liquors are the best to use and what are the highest quality. 333 00:29:54,520 --> 00:30:03,520 And that way, whenever you you know, you have well drinks, you have good alcohols in them or as good as you can get for the price. Right. 334 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:12,520 So he says quality without the price tag bartender shares what well liquor to buy to stock your home bar. 335 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:22,520 So anyhow, he said, OK, when it comes to rum, he injects some humor. 336 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:26,520 He says, I can't talk about, you know what? Forget all that. 337 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,520 I'm not going to go into that because we don't care. 338 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:40,520 He said, OK, if you're going to go rum, he said, you can go with a Cruz on rum CRUZAN rum. 339 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:49,520 As he suggests a pineapple, he said, but don't do Malibu rum because he said that this is virtually the same thing. 340 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:55,520 And he likes coconut or or various other flavors of this one. 341 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:59,520 But he suggests Cruz on rum. 342 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:06,520 He he suggests prioritizing a triple sec bottle and blue curacao in the maze of liquor aisles. 343 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:16,520 Peach Snob, specifically due to Cooper brand, is also a favorite for the partial to white Russians or coffee flavored drinks. 344 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:27,520 He proposes Copa de Oro or over the famous Kahula brand and Ryan's as a replacement for Bailey's. 345 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:32,520 So, yeah, the mixers he calls the cocktail backbone. 346 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,520 A lot of things call for sour mix. 347 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,520 So get you a big jug of that, he states. 348 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:42,520 Margarita and Bloody Mary enthusiasts should also be prepared for the latter. 349 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:48,520 It says zigzag is the only way to go. Zing zags, zing zags. 350 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,520 I don't know what the zing bag. 351 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:54,520 OK, essential. I usually put that my bloody marriage. 352 00:31:54,520 --> 00:32:00,520 Oh, OK. He says you can also go zing zag syrup, grenadine bitters. 353 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:04,520 And he said that they often work really well in the home bar. 354 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,520 So it sounds like you are even getting zing zag anyhow. 355 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:16,520 So when it comes to whiskey, he labeled this the most important part of your home bar. 356 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:22,520 He says that benchmark eight, ancient age 90 and very old Barton. 357 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:28,520 These bourbon whiskies are versatile, tasting great alone or in a cocktail. 358 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:35,520 And they are well drinks. They are the cheaper brand of drinks for whiskies. 359 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:41,520 He said for wines, a few bottles of wines, he advised picking up something sweet, something dry. 360 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:45,520 He says if you make a cocktail with the ingredients I've discussed today, 361 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:51,520 your guests are not going to know the difference between that and something really top shelf. 362 00:32:51,520 --> 00:33:04,520 So anyhow, on wines, he said that you're just going to have to go through it and do some wine tastings. 363 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:11,520 He said that there is a lot, there's too many to mention of wines that are cheaper, 364 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:16,520 that actually taste as good, if not better, than the really high dollar wines. 365 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:21,520 So that's something that he says you've got to go through trial and error and figure out for yourself. 366 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:30,520 So anyhow, hopefully that will help someone out with a little bit of a home bar issue 367 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:34,520 or wanting to freshen things up or whatever. 368 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:38,520 So, alright. 369 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:54,520 So, a lot of people are like questioning Al Michaels now. Have you heard about this? 370 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,520 No, I have not heard about that. 371 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,520 Okay, lately many people... 372 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,520 I haven't read anything about it. 373 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:04,520 Okay, lately many people have been questioning that Al Michaels may have had his best commentator seasons 374 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:11,520 behind him since joining Amazon Prime as the lead anchor. 375 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:16,520 I've listened to him a few times this year watching Thursday Night Football. 376 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:21,520 I personally think it's a lack of quality games. 377 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:30,520 If there's a good game going on, he still gets into it and he's still very savvy at what's going on. 378 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,520 He's still very sharp and alert. 379 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:38,520 It's the lack of quality games is what it is. 380 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:39,520 Well, that could be too. 381 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:44,520 I'm pretty sure it is. He left NBC over the flex schedule. 382 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:48,520 He's older now and doesn't like to have his cities changed at the last minute. 383 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:57,520 He really just seems to get bored and then he just throws out a bunch of vague gambling references. 384 00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:04,520 A bunch of clunkers like the Bears versus the Commanders or the Jags versus the Saints. 385 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:10,520 If I was him, I wonder how come he doesn't just start making loud fart noises. 386 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,520 People would enjoy that more. 387 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:17,520 Yeah, he should join two douchebags in a microphone and just be an idiot. 388 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:24,520 Could you imagine just Al Michaels just making fart noises through one of these boring ass fucking games? 389 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,520 We need somebody to. 390 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:30,520 Yeah. Manning Cass is almost like that. 391 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,520 I love it though. 392 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:37,520 They're over there just cutting up and doing all different kinds of shit. 393 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:45,520 Funny thing is, if you want to know the score of the game, you better start watching because they really don't keep that big a track of it sometimes. 394 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:49,520 So, anyhow. 395 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:55,520 It's cool though. I like Manning Cass. Do you like it? Have you ever watched it? 396 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,520 No, I have not. I have not. 397 00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,520 Okay. 398 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,520 I need to. I need to. 399 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:05,520 It's a better alternative than Joe Buck and fucking Troy Aikman. 400 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:06,520 Yeah. 401 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:11,520 Then again, a kick in the nuts is a better alternative to Joe Buck and Troy Aikman. 402 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:12,520 True. 403 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:18,520 Yeah. A fucking lobotomy is better than Troy Aikman and Joe Buck. 404 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:26,520 A case of the clapper than a fucking electric can opener to your nuts is better than Troy Aikman and Joe Buck. 405 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,520 What else is better than Troy Aikman and Joe Buck? 406 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,520 Okay. 407 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,520 Anal warts? 408 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:36,520 There's quite a bit. Quite a bit. 409 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,520 Okay. All right. Okay. 410 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:39,520 Well, Rob, you got... 411 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,520 You can sit here and guess all night long. 412 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:45,520 You know what, Rob? The floor is yours. You got anything? 413 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:50,520 Did you hear Bridal Cave turned 75 years old last week? 414 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,520 That was a lot of candles, wasn't it? 415 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:53,520 Yeah, it was. 416 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,520 I didn't hear that, but that's cool. Go ahead. 417 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,520 Bridal Cave is Springfield, right? 418 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,520 No, it's here at the lake. 419 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:02,520 Oh, it's at the lake? Oh. 420 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,520 Yeah, that's fine. Up the road for me. 421 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,520 Oh, okay. All right. Go ahead. 422 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,520 Yeah, just outside Campton. 423 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,520 I forgot what lake I'm thinking of. 424 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,520 Fantastic Caverns is what I'm thinking of. Anyhow, go ahead. 425 00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,520 Yeah, Fantastic Caverns is down by Springfield. 426 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,520 Okay. Okay. 427 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:24,520 Here's to another 75 years, a joint ribbing cutting ceremony 428 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:30,520 to recognize one of the lake area's top attractions was held earlier this week. 429 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:37,520 Several representatives from the Campton, Lake Area, and Lake West chambers of commerce 430 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:42,520 had a hand with management and staff of Bridal Cave for the ceremony, 431 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:47,520 which was also included Dave Klebeel. 432 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:57,520 Dave was also present as a nine-year-old on Bridal Cave's opening day 75 years ago. 433 00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:06,520 Several other activities to mark the recognition also took place during the ribbing cutting. 434 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:15,520 Oh, yeah. I liked how they got him there and had him there for that. 435 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:16,520 Yeah. 436 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,520 He was at the original at nine years old. 437 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:23,520 Wow. That's pretty cool. 438 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:24,520 Yeah. 439 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:32,520 Yeah. Bridal Cave, I think I have been there, and it's just south of you guys, isn't it? 440 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:37,520 Or is it east? East? 441 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,520 Kind of a north-west. 442 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:43,520 Oh, it's completely different than I thought. Maybe I haven't been there. 443 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:44,520 Okay. 444 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,520 It's literally right up the road from here. Yeah. 445 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,520 Okay. Is it a walk or is it a drive? 446 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:59,520 It's right by the Ample Theater, which is on the corner of Business Five and South 5 Highway. 447 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,520 I think you're coming into Campton. 448 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:07,520 Is it a walk-through, drive-through, or both? 449 00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,520 I believe it's a walk. I think it's both. 450 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,520 It's both. Okay. 451 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:18,520 I think they have a ride-through, but part of it is a walk-through. 452 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:19,520 Okay. 453 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:28,520 And they've got the gift shop and all kinds of stuff there. 454 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,520 Okay. Cool. 455 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:42,520 Do you know that only 7% of adults have a great deal of trust in the news media, the New Gallup Poll shows? 456 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,520 7%. 457 00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:52,520 7% out of 100 have any great deal of trust in any news media outlet, any of them. 458 00:39:52,520 --> 00:40:02,520 It doesn't matter whether it's Fox News, Newsmax, CNBC, fucking C-SPAN, whatever. 459 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,520 7%. 460 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,520 You think there's a problem there, Rob? 461 00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:10,520 I would say so. 462 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:15,520 38% say they have none at all. 463 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:20,520 They think it's just all made up whatever. 464 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:34,520 The New Gallup Poll released this week found that Americans trust in mass media to report fully, accurate, and fairly is only two points higher than the lowest Gallup Poll ever recorded. 465 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:39,520 And I completely believe that. Completely believe that. 466 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,520 Yeah, I believe it too. 467 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:46,520 It's pretty easy to see. 468 00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:56,520 Now, you know, you want to know a list of the top 15 cities for singles, single people? 469 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,520 Sure. 470 00:40:58,520 --> 00:40:59,520 Okay. 471 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:04,520 Number one is Seattle, Washington. 472 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:08,520 And this is, they do a point system. 473 00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:29,520 It goes by restaurant meal costs, average beer and wine price, average cocktail price, average price for a two-person meal, movie costs, average price for two tickets to theater, taxi fare cost, beauty salon costs, haircut costs, average price per party ticket, 474 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:44,520 average monthly fitness club fee, median annual household income, housing affordability, job growth rate, unemployment rate. 475 00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:48,520 It also goes by fun and recreation. 476 00:41:48,520 --> 00:42:07,520 Coffee and tea shops per capita, restaurants per capita, parks per capita, nightlife options per capita, shopping centers per capita, wellness centers and spas per capita, fitness centers per capita, social clubs per capita, and music festivals. 477 00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:13,520 City accessibility, walkability, weather, and safety. 478 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:17,520 And dating opportunities is the other point system that they have on here. 479 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:31,520 Share a single population, singles gender balance, online dating opportunities, mobile data opportunities, and Google search traffic for the term Tinder. 480 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:35,520 So that would mean how many people are out there looking too, right? 481 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,520 That's true. 482 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,520 Yeah. 483 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,520 So number one, like I said, was Seattle. 484 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:47,520 Number two, Madison, Wisconsin. 485 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:54,520 So, okay, is that a college town, I think, maybe? 486 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,520 Yeah, yeah, I believe it is. 487 00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,520 Okay, well, there you go. 488 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:10,520 Number three, Denver, Colorado, which I can believe because Denver, Colorado is huge on the little coffee houses and play houses and stuff that people like to do first dates on. 489 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:14,520 Downtown is full of these little knickknack places and all that. 490 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:15,520 It's cool. 491 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:19,520 Number four, San Francisco, California. 492 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:23,520 Number five is Portland, Oregon. 493 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:24,520 This one surprised me. 494 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:29,520 Minneapolis, Minnesota is number six. 495 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,520 Number seven is Austin, Texas. 496 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,520 I can believe that. 497 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:38,520 Number eight is Honolulu, Hawaii. 498 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:42,520 Number nine is San Diego, California. 499 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:46,520 Number 10 is Atlanta, Georgia. 500 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,520 Number 11 is Las Vegas, Nevada. 501 00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:54,520 Number 12 is Tempe, Arizona. 502 00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,520 Number 13 is Reno, Nevada. 503 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:59,520 Number 14 is Tucson, Arizona. 504 00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:04,520 And number 15 is Boise, Idaho. 505 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:11,520 So that rounds off the list of the top 15 best cities for being single in. 506 00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,520 Anyhow, we will be right back here in a couple of minutes. 507 00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,520 Does that sound good, Rob? 508 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:17,520 Sounds good. 509 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:21,520 All right, we'll be right back. 510 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,520 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 511 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,520 It's strange insults from an alien. 512 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:29,520 Real hilarity. 513 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:38,520 May your spoon always slip and sink into your hot soup. 514 00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,520 Two douchebags and a microphone. 515 00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:46,520 The number one show for people that lie about their favorite podcast. 516 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:52,520 And now, deep thoughts with Mark. 517 00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:56,520 Should I record frog sounds in the summer, 518 00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:01,520 then play them when it's zero degrees on my ring doorbell for the Amazon guy? 519 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:04,520 Yeah, that sounds like fun. 520 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:11,520 Oh shit, what's that over there? 521 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:15,520 Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes. 522 00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:25,520 If I ever find that doctor that screwed up my limb replacement surgery, 523 00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:31,520 I will kill him with my bare hands. 524 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,520 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 525 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:37,520 Oh, oh. 526 00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:47,520 Douchebags and a microphone. 527 00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:48,520 I'm Mark. 528 00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:50,520 And I'm Rob. 529 00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:55,520 All right, there is a new Gen Z trend. 530 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:59,520 And okay, Gen Z loves, I know we've been talking about Gen Z's quite a bit tonight, 531 00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:02,520 but whenever I uncover information on them, I like to spew it out. 532 00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:10,520 I just find it interesting them against how we grew up and how we thought of stuff, you know. 533 00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,520 I find stuff like that pretty interesting. 534 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,520 So I hope everyone else does. 535 00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:16,520 If you don't, break me off an email. 536 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,520 I have not got to the emails. 537 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:20,520 I know there's some of them there. 538 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:24,520 I know there's some people that have some sort of a beef with Rob over his hairy asshole. 539 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,520 I did see a little bit of it. 540 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,520 I will get to them as soon as I get a chance. 541 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,520 Hopefully tomorrow during the day I'll have some time to do this. 542 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:36,520 But Rob, I think you got some heat coming. 543 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:37,520 Uh oh. 544 00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:43,520 Yeah, yeah, that one I, the one I saw kind of, I didn't get to read it all, 545 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,520 but kind of called you a fraud. 546 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:50,520 Said if you was a real man, you would post up your asshole pic today. 547 00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,520 But I'll get to that later. 548 00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,520 That was not Jerry and Montrose. 549 00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,520 That was somebody else. 550 00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:58,520 Let's talk about that later. 551 00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,520 Okay, alright. 552 00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:05,520 Um, the word crispy isn't necessarily one you'd associate with a can of Diet Coke. 553 00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:11,520 But that's exactly what Gen Z is calling the popular drink when it's served chilled to perfection. 554 00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:14,520 Now number one, I got a problem with that. 555 00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:17,520 Can you chill Diet Coke to perfection? 556 00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:24,520 Can you make that fucking bag of garbage taste good? 557 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:28,520 That by itself would be a science experiment. 558 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:29,520 Yeah. 559 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:34,520 You cannot chill a horrible taste like that into tasting good. 560 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:40,520 So automatically I wipe off this whole notion of a crispy Diet Coke. 561 00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:46,520 A good Diet Coke does not exist, it simply is not, it's not possible. 562 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:52,520 With the recipe they have nowadays, whatever that garbage, Nutrisweet or whatever they put in it, 563 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:57,520 it does not work, and crispy Diet Cokes is a lie. 564 00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:03,520 So while there's no denying Icy Cold is the ideal way to sip the Colt Fizzy drink, 565 00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:10,520 the younger generation has determined you can take extra steps to take its crispiness to the next level. 566 00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:18,520 The secret is all in the chilling, which involves storing the iconic silver can in a fridge for an extended period, 567 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:25,520 as well as additional icing methods such as excessive ice cubes and frozen glasses. 568 00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:29,520 The elaborate trend dubbed the crispy Diet Coke is so popular 569 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:37,520 that there's almost one million videos showing thirst-inducing ways to guzzle cola on TikTok. 570 00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:43,520 And they're all dubbed perfect crispy Diet Coke recipe. 571 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:49,520 Which I'm still arguing with, there is no such thing. 572 00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:53,520 Rob, I give it to you, is there such thing as a good Diet Coke? 573 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,520 No, there is not. 574 00:48:55,520 --> 00:49:00,520 So, automatically they're disqualified for lying to the public, right? 575 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:05,520 Yes. We could put them up for an ass-paddling for that. 576 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:11,520 You know what? Hang on, Rob. Let me get to my ass-paddling section here. 577 00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:19,520 And, okay, hang on. Choo-choo-choo-choo. Are we going to do all of Gen Z? 578 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,520 Just the ones that take that. 579 00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:28,520 Okay. Gen Z ass-paddling. 580 00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:31,520 Diet Coke lovers. 581 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:36,520 Diet Coke lovers. All right. 582 00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:41,520 All right. You guys have been forewarned. It's coming up. 583 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:45,520 I think, let's see, is it the next episode? 584 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,520 Or the one that... Yeah, I'll have to look. 585 00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:51,520 We're trying to do them once a month because that's all the genie allowed us. 586 00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:54,520 That was one ass-paddling a month. So, we've got to go by that. 587 00:49:54,520 --> 00:50:00,520 So, the ass-paddling section is coming up. But, Gen Z, you're on notice right now. 588 00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:03,520 You're on notice. 589 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:09,520 Rob, have you ever seen a yellow pumpkin on people's porches? 590 00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,520 Yeah, I have. 591 00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,520 Okay. Do you know what it means? 592 00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:18,520 Not many, but once in a while I have. 593 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:22,520 Okay. Did you know there's a meaning behind it? 594 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,520 No. 595 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,520 I didn't either until now. 596 00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:30,520 What it means to put a yellow pumpkin on your porch. 597 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:34,520 In the last few years, the iconic Halloween pumpkin has taken on a new meaning, 598 00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:39,520 has been used to bring awareness to the needs of different children during the Halloween season. 599 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:43,520 So, if you see a yellow pumpkin displayed on a doorstep this year, 600 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:47,520 you'll know it's the home of someone who cares deeply about children. 601 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:52,520 The Halloween pumpkin trend was started by a woman named Laura Slatter 602 00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:56,520 to raise awareness about a condition called aproxia of speech 603 00:50:56,520 --> 00:51:00,520 and help make trick-or-treating more inclusive and enjoyable for all. 604 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:06,520 She got the idea after seeing teal pumpkins on front porches and learning their meanings, 605 00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:10,520 which I never seen a teal pumpkin. I didn't know that was something either. 606 00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:16,520 Aproxia of speech is a rare neurological condition that affects one's ability to communicate verbally. 607 00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:21,520 Placing a yellow pumpkin on your porch signifies that children with special needs 608 00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:26,520 or who can't greet you with a trick-or-treat will have the positive experience at your home. 609 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:32,520 Slatter's Yellow Pumpkin Parade project also uses yellow trick-or-treating bags 610 00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:36,520 to help candy-givers easily identify children with disabilities, 611 00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:40,520 to eliminate confusion and to create a sense of understanding and compassion 612 00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:44,520 among those participating in Halloween festivities. 613 00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:49,520 And why not? You know what? That's a good idea. 614 00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:52,520 Yeah? I like it. 615 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:58,520 Yeah, I do too. So good for you. Good for them. Good for them doing that. 616 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:06,520 Sonic has come out with... Oh, go ahead. I'm sorry. Go ahead. No, you go ahead. 617 00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:12,520 No, no, no. Go ahead. I just have one of my American songwriter lists for you. 618 00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:17,520 Oh! Rob, no, go ahead. 619 00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:21,520 Okay. I'm ready for this. Go ahead. 620 00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:25,520 This is americansongwriter.com. Okay. 621 00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:33,520 This is seven classic rock songs that they think are good for beginning guitarists to learn. 622 00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:39,520 I love this. Okay. Go ahead, because I live by stuff like this. 623 00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:43,520 Yes, I know you do. Because whenever I break out the amp and guitar, 624 00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:48,520 this is the stuff that I go to. Because these people are right to put this out. 625 00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:51,520 Anyhow, go ahead. 626 00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:57,520 Okay. Number one, Horse of No Name by America. 627 00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:02,520 Yeah. Probably two chords. Yeah. 628 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:12,520 I mean, really... The recognizable sound comes from slight variations on only two chords. 629 00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:17,520 Oh, I was right. Okay. Yeah, you were. Yeah, well, you move your middle finger down on one, 630 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:21,520 and then you bring it back up. You move your middle finger down, then you bring it back up. 631 00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:28,520 It's actually the same chord, just moving your finger. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. 632 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:34,520 Number two, I Can't Get No Satisfaction by the Rolling Stones. 633 00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:41,520 Yeah, it's a backward repeat is what I call it. That's where you play it forward, 634 00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:43,520 and then you come back the same way. 635 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:50,520 Three note riff. Three note riff. Yep. Yep. That's a very good one, too. 636 00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:55,520 Yeah. Number three, Wild Thing by the Tarogs. 637 00:53:55,520 --> 00:54:00,520 Yeah. 638 00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:10,520 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I believe so. 639 00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:13,520 That was Basic Chords, Transditions. 640 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:24,520 Yeah. What... I don't know. I've always known it was minor chords. Does that strike a bell? 641 00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:29,520 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Easy chords, too. That's what I've always called them. Minor chords. 642 00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:34,520 That's what I've always heard them called. Yeah. Okay. 643 00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:40,520 And number four, Iron Man by Black Sabbath. 644 00:54:40,520 --> 00:55:01,520 Yeah. Yeah. You're climbing up the fretboard. 645 00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:04,520 I don't... Okay. Yeah. I see that. Go ahead. 646 00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:06,520 Okay. Here's what they had to say. 647 00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:10,520 I'm not going to, but I'm not going to because it will bore a lot of people. 648 00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:14,520 But the transition where you go da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, 649 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:18,520 I have problems with rhythm like that, but I think most people don't. 650 00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:20,520 Right. So go ahead. 651 00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:23,520 Okay. Here's what they had to say about it. 652 00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:35,520 It offers beginners a chance to delve into the basics of power chords and palm muting. 653 00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:38,520 Yeah. That's what it says. 654 00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:43,520 Well, I know you can mute the guitar with your palm to come up with a different sound. 655 00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:47,520 I had no idea that was on Iron Man, though. Huh. Okay. 656 00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:50,520 That's what it says. Okay. 657 00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:53,520 I didn't know it either. Okay. 658 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:58,520 Number five, Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple. 659 00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:02,520 Yeah. That's... Yeah. But most people play it wrong. 660 00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:08,520 Right. I saw the way Richie Blackmore explained how he played it in a video. 661 00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:13,520 And he takes one chord and just slides, slides down. 662 00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:17,520 He doesn't do the three different notes, if you will. 663 00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:21,520 Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. 664 00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:24,520 He used it. Anyhow, you know what? Just look it up. 665 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:28,520 Look up Richie Blackmore showing how to really play Smoke on the Water. 666 00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:31,520 Anyhow, it's completely different. 667 00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:36,520 It may sound a lot the same, but it's completely different than the way most people play it. 668 00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:40,520 Anyhow, go ahead. 669 00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:44,520 Number six, You Really Got Me by the Kinks. 670 00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:50,520 Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. That's all the same thing. Yeah. 671 00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:53,520 Power chords. Yep. 672 00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:56,520 Hey, it's a great song. Yeah. 673 00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:58,520 Yeah, Mr. Davies. 674 00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:04,520 Finally, we have Day Tripper by the Beatles. 675 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:09,520 Hmm. Never really thought about that song as being easy, complex, or nothing. 676 00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:15,520 It's just, it's one of those songs in the Beatles catalog that is good, but not great. 677 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:17,520 Right. 678 00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:22,520 So I never really gave that song much thought, but I can believe it. 679 00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:26,520 Cool. I like that list a lot. Is that all of them? 680 00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:30,520 I'll do two. Yeah, that's all seven for today. 681 00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:32,520 Cool. 682 00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:40,520 Alright. So, how about if we go ahead and shut this bitch down, 683 00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:44,520 then come back with Harry Ass Olympics Part Whatever. 684 00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:46,520 That sound good? 685 00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:47,520 Sounds good. 686 00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:50,520 Alrighty. We will, everybody, thank you for listening. 687 00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:59,520 Have a good night, and we are going to promptly get busy on the Harry Asshole Olympics Part 3, 4, whatever the hell it is. 688 00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:02,520 So, thank you. Everybody, have a good night. 689 00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:04,520 Good night. 690 00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:08,520 Hey, where did everybody go? Where are the douchebags? 691 00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:11,520 Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner. 692 00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:13,520 Oh, geez. 693 00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:17,520 Glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. 694 00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:34,520 Man, that smells.