1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,280 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue 2 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:13,040 waters of the Missouri River, it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone podcast. 3 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:18,480 Two Douchebags and a Microphone says, you ever dream about eating chocolate pudding 4 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:21,640 and wake up with a spoon in your ass? 5 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:31,560 Just asking. 6 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:34,960 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 7 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,800 It's strange insults from an alien. 8 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:38,800 Real hilarity. 9 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:39,800 Two Douchebags and a Microphone invade your ear holes in? 10 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:40,800 Hey, who took a dump in the coma? 11 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:51,920 Hey, who took a dump in the coma? 12 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:17,080 Hello, everybody. 13 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:19,520 This is Two Douchebags and a Microphone. 14 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:20,520 I'm Mark. 15 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,560 And I'm Rob Redd. 16 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:23,960 All right. 17 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:27,600 Well, like we said last time, no scripts today. 18 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,600 No script. 19 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:31,600 No, this is going to be interesting. 20 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:32,600 Yeah. 21 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:39,520 So anyhow, first off, I'd like to know what you thought of my new segment called Things 22 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,120 to Eat During the Apocalypse. 23 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,600 Did you hear that yet? 24 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,640 Yes, I do. 25 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:48,080 And I am definitely going to be adding to that. 26 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,080 OK. 27 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:53,280 That was a segment I was going to start here all back. 28 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,280 Oh, really? 29 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,280 Was it? 30 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:56,280 Didn't know that. 31 00:01:56,280 --> 00:02:00,480 You could pick out your yard and stuff and eat. 32 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:01,480 That's great. 33 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:02,480 Good. 34 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:03,480 Good. 35 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:04,480 Good. 36 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:05,480 Yeah. 37 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:06,480 And now I'm going to start that segment. 38 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:07,480 Yeah. 39 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:08,480 I mean, the reason I'm going to be adding. 40 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:09,480 I'll be adding in that segment. 41 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:10,480 How's that? 42 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:11,480 That sounds great. 43 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:12,480 OK. 44 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:19,320 Well, what I'll have you do is we'll just record it by itself and then I'll add it to 45 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:23,040 it because I have all the controls here and all that. 46 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:30,320 So anyhow, I mean, the reason I picked the hickory nuts is because everybody loves hickory 47 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:32,840 wood and they use hickory wood to smoke with. 48 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:37,360 But very little people know that the nuts are actually really tasty. 49 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:42,040 They can be eaten raw or cooked and they can also be made into things. 50 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:45,480 And people don't realize the versatility of hickory nuts and how many different hickory 51 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:46,480 nuts there is. 52 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:47,480 Oh, yeah. 53 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:48,480 Yeah. 54 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:49,480 So, yeah. 55 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:50,480 I mean, they're a really good tree. 56 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:51,760 They're a beautiful tree. 57 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:52,760 They're all over the Ozarks. 58 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,200 They're up here even. 59 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,800 I mean, they're all over the place. 60 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,800 They're a really robust tree that's in the woods. 61 00:02:58,800 --> 00:02:59,800 Oh, yeah. 62 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:03,840 I got introduced to them down on Grandma and Grandpa's farm outside Harrisonville. 63 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:04,840 Yeah. 64 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:05,840 You know, so. 65 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,160 They're a great tree. 66 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:12,040 And also, it's just good to know that there's so many plentiful. 67 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:15,880 I mean, let's hope you don't have to go have to find your own food. 68 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:22,960 But in case you do, hickory nuts is a perfect solution and they're easy to identify too. 69 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:27,680 Go online and look at them. 70 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:29,560 They're easy to identify. 71 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,560 So there you go. 72 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,840 Anyhow, we have a deer douchebags. 73 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:38,520 You can throw them out and get you a deer. 74 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:39,800 Yes. 75 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,800 That's another great one right there. 76 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,560 Deers love hickory nuts. 77 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:51,760 And that's how come a lot of deer hunters choose to hunt around hickory trees. 78 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:52,760 It's because. 79 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:53,760 Yeah, hickory nuts. 80 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:54,760 It makes that wood. 81 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:55,760 Acorns. 82 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:56,760 Yeah, acorns. 83 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,000 Yeah, deer love them. 84 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:02,980 Yeah, whenever deer eat those, their meat is a sweeter meat. 85 00:04:02,980 --> 00:04:04,520 People love the meat from that. 86 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,400 So I'm not much of a hunter. 87 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:08,400 I never have been. 88 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:15,160 I used to hunt some quail and I went after some pheasant before, but probably didn't 89 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:19,000 have very much success. 90 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 I'm not much of a hunter. 91 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,000 I remember when I was a kid. 92 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,880 Yeah, when I was a kid, I toyed around with it too. 93 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:30,600 And then you go and shoot a 30-ot and see how much bruising it'll put on your shoulder. 94 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:31,860 Young man thing. 95 00:04:31,860 --> 00:04:38,240 So anyhow, if people choose to do that as a food source, I don't have a problem with 96 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,680 it and I understand it. 97 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,760 So yeah, anyhow. 98 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,560 So Rob, how was your week? 99 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:48,040 Oh, it was pretty good week, man. 100 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,040 Pretty good. 101 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,040 Good. 102 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,040 Good. 103 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:57,160 Well, with you being on vacation and then catching me Thursday night, I didn't have 104 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,160 much homework. 105 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,160 So I actually had time to myself. 106 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,560 Oh good. 107 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:05,240 I did come up with a studio name today. 108 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:08,800 Oh yeah, what is it? 109 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,280 Duck Blind Studio. 110 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,280 Duck Blind? 111 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:18,280 And it's not because I watch too much Duck Dynasty. 112 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:20,080 Okay. 113 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:26,560 The reason why I picked Duck Blind, you know Duck is my nickname. 114 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,560 Yes. 115 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,480 I've been since I was a kid. 116 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:31,480 Yep. 117 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:34,920 And when I got introduced to you as Duck or Rob. 118 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:39,680 Going into my studio from blind to the world. 119 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:40,680 Duck Blind. 120 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:41,680 I like it. 121 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,160 That's how I picked that name. 122 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,160 Okay. 123 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:45,160 Talk is Cheap Studio. 124 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,760 I just thought it was a cute play on words. 125 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,000 That's my studio here, Talk is Cheap Studio. 126 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,280 I thought it was a cute play on words. 127 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:56,760 And Topher's studio is the No Filter Studio. 128 00:05:56,760 --> 00:06:01,560 So you've got Duck Blind, Talk is Cheap, and No Filter. 129 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:07,480 So anyhow, in case you're wondering whose is what, there you go. 130 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:08,480 Cool. 131 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:09,480 Good. 132 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:12,840 I have a Dear Douchebag. 133 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:15,080 Do you want to even get into it yet or not? 134 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,080 Yeah. 135 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,520 Let's go into the, we've got to answer Dear Douchebag. 136 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,200 Yeah we've got to answer this. 137 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,200 This is, this takes president. 138 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,800 I mean even though we are unscripted, we cannot fail our listeners. 139 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,680 We are unscripted tonight, but. 140 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:34,960 By the way, I'm getting to you after a while, Jerry from Montrose, Missouri. 141 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:39,400 Unscripted, buddy. 142 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,480 He has not written back yet. 143 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:42,480 Anyhow, Jerry. 144 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:46,080 I'm getting an answer and I'm getting ready to. 145 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:47,080 Okay, cool. 146 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:48,080 Oh, that's right. 147 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,560 He is waiting for your answer. 148 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:50,560 Okay. 149 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:54,960 Besides that, the podcast with him on it just came out today, so I've got to give him a 150 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:55,960 little time. 151 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:56,960 You know? 152 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:57,960 Yeah. 153 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:58,960 Yeah. 154 00:06:58,960 --> 00:06:59,960 Yeah. 155 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:00,960 He's got to wash all that radiation off of him from the. 156 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,960 I listened to it this morning and okay. 157 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:09,960 Yeah, I'm ready for asshole Olympics, dude. 158 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:13,600 Okay, Jerry from Montrose, thank you. 159 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:19,320 Okay, and Montrose is the darling of Henry County, right? 160 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:20,320 Oh God. 161 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:21,320 Yeah. 162 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,320 The capital. 163 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,320 The capital. 164 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:24,320 Yeah. 165 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,320 Yeah. 166 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,320 Henry County's gym Montrose. 167 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,320 Yeah. 168 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,160 A junkyard and a power plant. 169 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:30,160 You can't beat that. 170 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,160 Yeah. 171 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,160 Everything. 172 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,720 You got an old bumper. 173 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,520 You also have power. 174 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,120 How about that? 175 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:40,560 So anyhow, we have a dear douchebags, Rob. 176 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:41,560 Yay. 177 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:42,560 All right. 178 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:43,560 Let's do it. 179 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:44,560 Okay. 180 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:45,560 Dear douchebags. 181 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:51,160 We have a guy on the block that puts his trash out three days in advance. 182 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:57,600 This is not only nasty looking, but their critters all get into it and inevitably the 183 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:05,240 nasty greasy paper towels and other assorted garbage always ends up on my fence line. 184 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:08,160 We have had words, but it doesn't matter. 185 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:10,520 He keeps up the behavior. 186 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:17,280 Signed, no more hot dog wrappers and paper plates in Lions Gate. 187 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:18,840 Okay. 188 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:21,800 Lions Gate is over here in Johnson County. 189 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:24,000 It's only about five miles from me. 190 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,480 So, okay. 191 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:27,040 Hey, thank you. 192 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,920 Thank you, local Lions Gate listener. 193 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:29,920 Cool. 194 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:30,920 We appreciate it. 195 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:31,920 Thank you. 196 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:35,840 That's Southern Johnson County, a really affluent area. 197 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:43,520 Really nice homes there on some hills nestled close to the Blue River. 198 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:48,920 I grew up building homes, working on homes over there. 199 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:49,920 Yeah. 200 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:50,920 Okay. 201 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:51,920 Then you're familiar. 202 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:52,920 Okay. 203 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:53,920 Yeah. 204 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:54,920 Neither. 205 00:08:54,920 --> 00:09:02,400 So anyhow, thank you, local person, for this dear douchebags, probably four or five miles 206 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:03,840 away from me. 207 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:06,880 Mean distance. 208 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,440 And sometime when we're down at the city market, when we start doing that again, come up and 209 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:14,080 say, hey man, I'm the one from Lions Gate that asked for help. 210 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:18,760 So, well, by that time you may be ready to punch us because we probably gave you horrible 211 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:19,760 advice. 212 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:24,120 But anyhow, so if you're ready to punch us, we'll be up there then too. 213 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,440 All right. 214 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:31,480 Number one, you could get sturdy gloves, pick up all the fence line trash, save it for a 215 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:32,880 year. 216 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:38,680 Then when he is gone, place it in his shed or if he has a trailer or RV, stuff it in 217 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:39,680 there. 218 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:40,680 Yeah. 219 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:43,960 That would get a point across. 220 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:48,120 It'd come out to the shed, get a fucking shovel. 221 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:52,000 You know, he's going to like plant a tree or some shit and there's all this trash in 222 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,000 there. 223 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,000 What the fuck? 224 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,600 And yeah, he gets a point. 225 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,200 Oh, all that trash that blew all over the neighbor's yard. 226 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,680 This must be it. 227 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:03,040 And bags with big middle finger drawn on it. 228 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:04,040 Huh. 229 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,040 Huh. 230 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,040 I wonder if it's for the... 231 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,040 Okay. 232 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,040 Yeah. 233 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,040 All right. 234 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:14,560 Number two, get downstream from his home on a windy day and let every piece of trash sell 235 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:16,320 high into his property. 236 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:22,640 And I've done that before because I've had a very messy neighbor and every fucking day 237 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:27,120 I was always, always fighting that bastard. 238 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,720 Always leaving shit everywhere and all this stuff. 239 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,880 So one day it was really windy. 240 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:39,200 So I picked up all the trash of his that came into my yard and the wind was blowing downstream. 241 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,760 So I just kept throwing it up in the air and it kept landing all over the side of his house 242 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:44,360 and his fucking fence line. 243 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,200 I was like, there you go. 244 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,960 There you go, bitch. 245 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:52,000 And then after that, he amazingly started taking care of his lawn a little bit better 246 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:56,520 and didn't leave his trash out there for a dog to carry into my yard. 247 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,480 So funny how that works. 248 00:10:58,480 --> 00:10:59,480 Okay. 249 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:04,640 Number three, take traffic cones and make shift road in his front. 250 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:08,900 So in other words, you take the traffic cones and detour it in his front yard. 251 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:11,940 Do this right after you see his lights go out for bedtime. 252 00:11:11,940 --> 00:11:16,760 That way when he gets awakened by the stream of headlights, he's going to freak out and 253 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:21,700 think a car roguely fucking went off the road and is getting ready to smash into his house. 254 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:25,680 But then when he looks out there, he's going to see like there's four or five cars driving 255 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:31,440 right in front of his fucking window because that's where the traffic cones took him. 256 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,440 I like that one. 257 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,440 Yeah, that's a very good. 258 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:35,440 Oh yeah. 259 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:36,440 Yeah. 260 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:41,360 And this is going to go on until he open, he wakes up or he like wakes up to take a 261 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:45,680 piss and he sees all these lights headed towards house and he's probably going to piss himself 262 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:46,680 first. 263 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:49,740 And then by that time he'll be out there in his underwear, shifting these cones around 264 00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:52,240 and cursing someone that he doesn't know who did it. 265 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,240 Right? 266 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:55,640 Or his wife knocks the shit out of him. 267 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,640 That can be, were you drunk last night? 268 00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:58,640 No. 269 00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:59,640 Who put those cones there? 270 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:00,640 Oh no. 271 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:03,320 Don't lie to me. 272 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:08,840 So next one. 273 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:09,840 Next one. 274 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:14,440 If, if number three didn't work. 275 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:18,760 Number four is buy a wooden flute and a megaphone. 276 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:27,400 Make sure and practice on the instrument daily or until he promises to clean up his ritual. 277 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,840 Now wooden flute is very fucking annoying. 278 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:32,800 Have you ever heard that for a couple of hours? 279 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:33,800 Yeah. 280 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:34,800 Yeah. 281 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:35,800 It's annoying. 282 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:36,800 Right? 283 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:41,400 At first it's okay, but then after about 20 minutes, like, okay, I get the point. 284 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,400 Right? 285 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,400 Yeah. 286 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,400 Yeah. 287 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,920 So, and the megaphone is to make sure that he can hear it. 288 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:54,600 So now, yes, other neighbors have to pay for his sins, but isn't that what life's about? 289 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,600 Right? 290 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,600 Right? 291 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:57,920 That is, that is. 292 00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:58,920 That is. 293 00:12:58,920 --> 00:12:59,920 Yes. 294 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,320 So small, small price to pay. 295 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,720 For other people's sins every day. 296 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:05,720 That's right. 297 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:11,140 So your neighbors are going to have to pay for his sins via the flute megaphone. 298 00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:12,820 So that's just the way it is. 299 00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:13,960 Don't feel bad. 300 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:19,480 Just keep going at him and keep grinding every day until this fucking loser gets the point. 301 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:22,480 And if he doesn't, then we always have number five here. 302 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:28,960 Number five, when he is gone, dig a burn pit, get said, save trashed and ignite it. 303 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,360 Then call the city on it for burning trash. 304 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:35,240 That's a $500 fine in Johnson County. 305 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,240 Good luck, asshole. 306 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,240 Hey, there you go. 307 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,240 Yeah. 308 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:44,600 They call him, this fucking guy, he's like, he's like burden. 309 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,760 They'd be out there in a hot sec and Johnson, you know, Johnson County. 310 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,320 Oh my God. 311 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,320 They probably beat the shit out of him too. 312 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,760 They probably just beat the hell out of him. 313 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,600 Fucking manhandle him. 314 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,600 You know, fucking. 315 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,440 He'd be locked up in county jail. 316 00:13:58,440 --> 00:13:59,440 Oh yeah. 317 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,840 He'd probably get like a thumb in the can. 318 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,480 They like give him a thumb in the ass. 319 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:04,480 Don't you think? 320 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,480 Maybe. 321 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:06,480 Yeah, definitely. 322 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:07,480 Yeah. 323 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,480 Yeah. 324 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,480 Yeah. 325 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,840 They give him a thumb in the ass for doing that for good measure. 326 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:16,040 They'd Andre the giant him check his oil, right? 327 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:25,160 And then you can sit there on your porch watching him. 328 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,160 And enjoy the show. 329 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,680 Yeah, absolutely. 330 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:33,440 So anyhow, I think that's solid advice, don't you? 331 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,760 That, that, that, that was solid. 332 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:36,760 That was solid. 333 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:44,240 So like always, we're giving out fantastic advice here at two douchebags and a microphone. 334 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:48,360 So let's take us a little break and then we'll get into some of the stuff that you've been 335 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,160 itching at Rob. 336 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,160 Sound good? 337 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,160 All right. 338 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,160 All right. 339 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:57,160 We two monkey fuckers and a toaster will be right back. 340 00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:05,880 A lot of podcasts just come from a can here at two douchebags and a microphone. 341 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,940 And we're going to be talking about the 342 00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:13,360 constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 343 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,200 It's strange insults from an alien. 344 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,200 Real hilarity. 345 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:25,200 Mary, your grandmother always intruded your thoughts at the last minute while you are 346 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,200 masturbating. 347 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,200 Break shit house energy drink. 348 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,200 That's right. 349 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,200 Break shit house energy drink. 350 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,200 Make men feel good. 351 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,200 You want some balls? 352 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:36,200 You want to fuck shit up? 353 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:40,200 You want to force women across America? 354 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,320 Break shit houses or you? 355 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:45,200 Please enjoy break shit house energy drink responsibly. 356 00:15:45,200 --> 00:16:07,280 It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues. 357 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,160 Two douchebags and microphone. 358 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,000 I'm Mark. 359 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000 And I'm Rob. 360 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000 All right. 361 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Welcome back everybody. 362 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:18,720 All right, Rob, you've been having some stuff that's been itching at you that you've been 363 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:19,720 wanting to do. 364 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:20,720 So Rob. 365 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:25,720 It's you that's been itching at me, Mark. 366 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:26,720 Oh, okay. 367 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:31,720 I got to talk about this hairy ass Olympics thing. 368 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:32,720 Okay. 369 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:33,720 All right. 370 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:34,720 Hang on. 371 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:39,040 Let's make sure everybody knows this. 372 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:44,280 The hairy asshole Olympics has been going on for quite a while now. 373 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:49,320 Rob and I put up contestants that we think have a very hairy asshole just judging by 374 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:53,080 the way they look and maybe some of their grooming habits. 375 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,560 So people. 376 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,560 Yeah. 377 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:56,560 Yeah. 378 00:16:56,560 --> 00:17:01,880 And by Rob's own admission, he's got a fucking crazy ass fucking carpet down there. 379 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:08,280 So I simply entered Rob into the contest and he's doing very well. 380 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,200 So Rob, go ahead. 381 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:16,640 And this is where Jerry from Montrose comes in because he emailed wanting evidence. 382 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,280 Yes, Jerry. 383 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:26,840 Well, I also mentioned that I could have somebody email and we tried that. 384 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,240 Me and Mark talked about I thought it went through. 385 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:35,440 It did not go through to his through the two douche bag or the douche bag. 386 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,440 Sorry. 387 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,440 Douche bag 66. 388 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,440 Okay. 389 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:40,440 I'll tell you what. 390 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:43,280 But it wouldn't do no good coming out of my mouth. 391 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,280 Here's what I'm going to do. 392 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,640 Here's what I'm going to do. 393 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:46,800 Let's avoid the middle man. 394 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:50,200 I will give you his email address and you email him directly. 395 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,200 How's that? 396 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,200 Will that work? 397 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,200 All right. 398 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,200 That might be the best way. 399 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,200 I got a better idea. 400 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,200 I got a better idea, Mark. 401 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,200 Okay. 402 00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:05,200 Do you remember I said I would take a picture. 403 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,120 Yes. 404 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:12,120 Do you have your do you want that kind of picture on your phone? 405 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:14,680 Go ahead and send it to me and I'll send it. 406 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,800 Send it to me and I will send it to him. 407 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,800 Here we go. 408 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,800 Okay. 409 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,560 Well, that way you know too. 410 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:24,200 Are you texting me? 411 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,160 You want to email it? 412 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,160 Either one. 413 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,160 Either one will work. 414 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,160 Okay. 415 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:33,000 Email would be easier for me to forward if you want to do it like that. 416 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,360 Oh, shit. 417 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,360 Okay. 418 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,360 Hang on. 419 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,360 Okay. 420 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:44,360 There we go. 421 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:53,520 Oh, and Rob, I've got something for you here. 422 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:57,520 You're living in Lake of the Ozarks. 423 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:00,440 The first casino ever at Lake of the Ozarks is going in. 424 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,440 Yes. 425 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,440 Yes. 426 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:03,440 That's right. 427 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:08,280 That's been on my... Oh, on your talk about list? 428 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,280 Yeah. 429 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,280 Yeah. 430 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:13,160 I've been waiting for it to build up. 431 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,360 You can talk about it if you want. 432 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:18,240 I mean, we don't have a script tonight, so if you choose to talk about it, that's fine. 433 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,240 Oh, I know. 434 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,240 I know. 435 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,240 What do you think about it? 436 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,320 Are you forward against it or do you really care? 437 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:27,360 Actually, I'm forward. 438 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:30,440 Bring revenue and excitement to the area? 439 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,840 Well, no. 440 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,440 It brings jobs. 441 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,440 Okay. 442 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,440 That's true. 443 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,600 People around here need jobs. 444 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:47,640 Right now, I don't know how it is in the city, but down here, there's a lot of places weighing 445 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:48,640 off. 446 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,920 A lot of people losing their jobs. 447 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,520 There might be up there. 448 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:54,520 I don't know. 449 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:57,360 I mean, I'm employed and I haven't been looking for a job. 450 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,360 Yeah. 451 00:19:58,360 --> 00:19:59,360 Yeah. 452 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,360 That's what I am too. 453 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:05,760 I have nothing to worry about in the job I do. 454 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:06,760 Oh, I know you don't. 455 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:07,760 I know you don't. 456 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:11,280 People like my son does have to worry. 457 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:15,520 There's G3 boats in Lebanon, Missouri. 458 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,880 They just laid off a bunch. 459 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:18,880 Okay. 460 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,080 Tyson Foods down... 461 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,480 Oh, yeah. 462 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,480 No. 463 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:24,480 They blazed. 464 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:25,480 They took out... 465 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:30,480 I've been on one of my news stories that I ain't got to. 466 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:38,360 There was like 2,200, but the state has reached out to try to help them. 467 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:41,480 Did you get that? 468 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,480 Yeah. 469 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,480 Got it. 470 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:44,480 All right. 471 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:49,480 I will forward it to them after the program. 472 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:50,480 Okay. 473 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,480 Okay. 474 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,480 Thank you. 475 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,480 There's your proof. 476 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:58,480 All right. 477 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,480 I got a weird question. 478 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:05,480 Topher may want to see that too. 479 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,480 Okay. 480 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:07,480 I will send it. 481 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,480 The other judge on me. 482 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,480 Oh, yeah. 483 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,480 You're right. 484 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,480 Like he really wants to see it. 485 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,480 Sorry, Topher. 486 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,480 Mark asked for this. 487 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,480 This was Mark's idea, Topher, if you remember. 488 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,480 He knows. 489 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:18,480 He listens. 490 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:19,480 He knows. 491 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:20,480 He knows. 492 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,480 He knows. 493 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,480 I got a question for you. 494 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:28,480 But if you're going to put me in, I'm going to win it, damn it. 495 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,480 So far, you're in the lead. 496 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,480 But I have two wild cards. 497 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,480 It's going to blow your fucking mind, dude. 498 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:35,480 I'm telling you right now. 499 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,480 Oh, I got a couple others too. 500 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,480 Okay. 501 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:39,480 Rob, I got a weird... 502 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,480 No, I've already released one. 503 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,480 I'm only allowed one, so one's going to have to carry over. 504 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:45,480 Okay. 505 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,480 That's fine. 506 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,480 I got a weird question for you, Rob. 507 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:49,480 Yeah. 508 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,480 How many secret fuck-us do you think you get a day? 509 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,480 Do you know what I mean? 510 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:59,480 Like people just... you walk in my and they think, fuck you. 511 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,480 But they can't really say it. 512 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,480 How many secret fuck-us do you think I'm having? 513 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:08,480 Are you talking in a 24-hour period or are you talking about an eight-hour workday? 514 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,480 A 24-hour period. 515 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:20,480 How many secret fuck-us do you think you get? 516 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,480 I'm going to guess 15 to 20. 517 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:27,480 I was guessing five on myself, but it could be more like 15 to 20, yeah. 518 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:31,480 Well, I have a reputation at work. 519 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:36,480 I'm a good guy, but when I'm in a bad mood, nobody wants to mess with me. 520 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,480 Oh, so you probably get quite a few fuck-us. 521 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,480 That's what I'm saying, yeah. 522 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:47,480 But lately, I've been doing good. 523 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,480 I'm focused. 524 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,480 Everything's going good. 525 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:52,480 Okay. 526 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:57,480 We got some things straightened out, and it freed me up on... 527 00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,480 I was getting behind, man. 528 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:00,480 Okay. 529 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:06,480 Because I was too busy doing other things, taking me away from my main job. 530 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:12,480 Well, I mean, look, that's what happens when you're versatile. 531 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:17,480 Your job is to keep everybody there working. 532 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,480 You're the feeder. 533 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,480 You're the supply guy. 534 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,480 You supply them with all their work. 535 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,480 Yeah. 536 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:24,480 I start them. 537 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,480 I unload the steel off the trucks. 538 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,480 I cut the frames. 539 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:28,480 I cut the crops. 540 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,480 I cut a lot of the parts. 541 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,480 I send everything to the welders. 542 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:39,480 Then it goes to paint, in assembly, and on the road. 543 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,480 Uh-huh. 544 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:41,480 Okay. 545 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,480 I'm not bragging on myself. 546 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,480 It's a demanding job. 547 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:48,480 It really is. 548 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:49,480 No, it would have to be. 549 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:55,480 When you have a worker like I am, I go above and beyond. 550 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,480 So you think you get a lot of... 551 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,480 I do what I can in the time I have. 552 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,480 Okay, Rob, then let me ask you, why would you get fuck-us with that? 553 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,480 Do you think it's because... 554 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:11,480 No, because I do get to be an asshole sometimes. 555 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,480 Okay. 556 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:18,480 And I lash out, which I'm working on. 557 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:24,480 And anybody at work, you know this. 558 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,480 But I'm also one of the greatest guys there. 559 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:28,480 You know what I mean? 560 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:29,480 Yeah, I got what you mean. 561 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,480 I got what you mean. 562 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:32,480 Okay, so let me give you... 563 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,480 When I'm busy, leave me alone. 564 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:38,480 Let me give you a definition of a secret fuck-you. 565 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,480 This is a definition of it, okay? 566 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,480 A secret fuck-you is when someone is smiling and acting nice, 567 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:47,480 but you know deep down that they are screaming fuck-you in their thoughts. 568 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,480 That is the definition. 569 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,480 Okay. 570 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:51,480 So... 571 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,480 That's what I'm saying. 572 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:58,480 Anyhow, I think that I get five to six secret fuck-us a day. 573 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:02,480 And I think that three of them are from people that I don't know, 574 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:06,480 and a couple of them to three of them are for people that I do know. 575 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:07,480 Do you see what I'm saying? 576 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,480 Because I work with the public. 577 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:10,480 Yeah. 578 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:11,480 Okay. 579 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:20,480 I might get two or three a day people I don't know, and then the rest I do know. 580 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:21,480 Okay. 581 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:25,480 Well, I found out that this is a big question among people, 582 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:29,480 and like people that finding out whether they want to work with somebody or not, 583 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,480 this is a question that they ask. 584 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,480 Did you know that? 585 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:33,480 Yeah. 586 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,480 How many secret fuck-us do you get? 587 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:40,480 Because I guess how many you say you get and why means a lot. 588 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:44,480 People like value that, write it down, write down the specific answers, 589 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,480 and then they figure it out from there. 590 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,480 And that is why I was asking about secret fuck-us. 591 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,480 I just found that interesting, and I was like, 592 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,480 you know what, I'm going to talk about that on the podcast. 593 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,480 Oh, that's good to know. 594 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,480 Yeah. 595 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,480 That's good to know. 596 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:58,480 Yep. 597 00:25:58,480 --> 00:25:59,480 Yeah. 598 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,480 So anyhow, interesting. 599 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:04,480 I'm going to change my answer. 600 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,480 Okay. 601 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,480 Why is that? 602 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,480 No, no. 603 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,480 I'm saying next time I'm going to ask that. 604 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,480 Oh, okay. 605 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:12,480 All right. 606 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:13,480 Cool. 607 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,480 I'm just being honest, man. 608 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,480 I can't help it. 609 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,480 That's my opinion, though. 610 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,480 I don't know, honestly. 611 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:20,480 No, I don't either. 612 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:21,480 That's why I ask stuff like that. 613 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:28,480 Everybody seems to like me, you know, when I get in the moods. 614 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:29,480 You know what, Rob? 615 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,480 I'm scared to be a secret fuck-use. 616 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:38,480 Yeah, you don't have to explain that to me, because I am the same way. 617 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:39,480 Yeah. 618 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,480 Yeah. 619 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:45,480 Oh, and by the way, my foreman, Mark, his name is Mark also. 620 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,480 Okay. 621 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:51,480 He told me yesterday he was going to check us out this weekend. 622 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:52,480 Oh, cool. 623 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:53,480 All right. 624 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:54,480 Welcome, Mark. 625 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,480 Thank you, Mark. 626 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,480 Even though you'll probably hear another podcast before this first. 627 00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:58,480 But anyhow, welcome. 628 00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,480 Thank you. 629 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:00,480 Thanks for checking us out. 630 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:01,480 Well, it depends on how much money he kicks and if he likes it. 631 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:02,480 He might... 632 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:03,480 I'll tell him, listen to this one. 633 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,480 I threw your name out there. 634 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,480 Okay. 635 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,480 That's cool. 636 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:08,480 Okay. 637 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:14,160 Yes, the podcast I listened to today, you asked where to buy the macaroni and cheese 638 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,160 ice cream, right? 639 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,920 And I never to get back to you because we got sidetracked. 640 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:23,040 I didn't look it up, because I got sidetracked. 641 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,040 Okay. 642 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,040 The Kraft macaroni and cheese. 643 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,040 I'll tell you what. 644 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,040 Here we go. 645 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,200 I'll look it up right now. 646 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,680 I got it right now. 647 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:30,680 Van Lee... 648 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:31,680 Oh. 649 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:35,680 Van Lee-O-Wellen ice cream. 650 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:40,280 And it's vanlee-o-wellenicecream.com. 651 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:47,960 So, vanlee-o-wellenicecream.com. 652 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,280 Just look that up. 653 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,520 But it's out of stock right now, so I don't know if you're going to get it because it's 654 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:56,320 out for a limited time and they're already out of stock. 655 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,480 So anyhow, good luck. 656 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,480 I got it right here. 657 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,480 Okay, cool. 658 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,480 $12. 659 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:03,480 Yep. 660 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:04,480 $12. 661 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,480 That's it. 662 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:06,480 So, anyhow. 663 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:13,440 I'm trying to think of what else is going on that we could just kind of bullshit about 664 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:14,440 here. 665 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,680 I don't know. 666 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,800 How about football? 667 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,000 So let's see. 668 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:27,040 We are on the seventh week, right? 669 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,040 Coming up? 670 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,040 Yeah. 671 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,040 Okay. 672 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:34,160 And anyhow, some of the teams are kind of taking shape. 673 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,640 Some of them are not. 674 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,280 I remember kind of being a slow build. 675 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:42,080 Unfortunately, it looks like Cincinnati is starting to get their shit together. 676 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:45,440 Buffalo Bill has been hot and cold. 677 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:49,680 New York Jets are playing well and they're winning a few games and they're doing really 678 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:50,680 good. 679 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:54,520 They lost against the Chiefs, but they won against Philadelphia. 680 00:28:54,520 --> 00:29:00,960 And they're doing this with Zach Wilson without Aaron Rodgers. 681 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,040 Their defense is really good. 682 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,600 The victory is very disappointing. 683 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:10,360 I think the whole world is waiting for the Mahomes-Rodgers matchup. 684 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,000 It has never happened in what, four or five years now? 685 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000 Five years? 686 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000 It has not happened. 687 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000 Every time it's supposed to happen. 688 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000 Yeah. 689 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000 Four or five years. 690 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000 Yeah. 691 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,000 Every time it's supposed to happen, one of them is injured. 692 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:24,400 The first time it was Mahomes and the last two times it's been Aaron Rodgers. 693 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:30,960 So it has not happened and it'll be cool if it does ever happen. 694 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,840 I mean A-Rod says he's going to be back this year, but I don't know. 695 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:39,240 It's a torn ACL and he's 39 years old. 696 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,240 I don't know. 697 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:49,960 So, anyhow. 698 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:58,400 I saw a guy come into the store the other day and he was wearing a Katz's cap. 699 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,880 Remember the drug store Katz's around Kansas City? 700 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:02,880 It's spelled K-A-T-Z. 701 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:03,880 Yeah. 702 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:04,880 Okay. 703 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:08,760 He was wearing a Katz's cap. 704 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:12,600 I didn't really pay attention to his age that much. 705 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,480 So anyhow, I'm like, hey man, great hat. 706 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,960 He said, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 707 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:17,960 Cool. 708 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:18,960 Thanks, man. 709 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:19,960 I go, yeah. 710 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:20,960 I go, man, you know, those were cool stores. 711 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,080 He goes, huh? 712 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:27,640 Then I realized he was too young and I go, where'd you get that hat? 713 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:32,560 He goes, oh yeah, I got it from, it's like Kansas Sampler or one of those stores, you 714 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:42,280 know, that like have the local stuff and, you know, rarity stuff like maybe a Muehlbach, 715 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:45,920 which is still a hotel in Kansas City, but it was a beer. 716 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:49,620 They brewed the beer, Muehlbach beer in downtown Kansas City. 717 00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:51,600 Maybe a shirt from there or something. 718 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,680 They bring up stuff from the past, the famous Western auto sign. 719 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:58,800 You know, there are a lot of shirts like that, you know, there's, so anyhow. 720 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,200 Oh, and it's still Western auto. 721 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:02,200 Oh yeah. 722 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,400 Oh, that's a fun place, wasn't it? 723 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,920 So my dad used to work at the one downtown. 724 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:09,920 Oh really? 725 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,920 That's a big one. 726 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:12,920 Yeah. 727 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:13,920 Okay. 728 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:14,920 Okay. 729 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:15,920 Right after he got out of Vietnam. 730 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:16,920 Wow. 731 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:17,920 Okay. 732 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:23,520 And then he went to work for Western Electric where he met my mom. 733 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,520 Oh, very cool. 734 00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:25,520 Yeah. 735 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:35,240 So, anyhow, the guy got this, he got this cap and he bought it because it's nostalgic, 736 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,600 but he had no idea it was a store. 737 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:41,640 He knew it had something to do with Kansas City's history, but he had no idea that it 738 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,960 was a drug store. 739 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:49,480 And anyhow, I remember Katz's very well because I grew up in Northeast Kansas City, really 740 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:53,440 close to the bridge that eats all the trucks. 741 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:54,440 You know what I'm talking about? 742 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:55,440 Yeah. 743 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:59,520 So, anyhow, Katz's was right there at that bridge. 744 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:06,240 Now it's a CVS, but it turned into a Skaggs, then an Osco, and then now it is a CVS. 745 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,240 But back when I went there- 746 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,240 What's the name I forgot about? 747 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,240 Skaggs. 748 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,240 Skaggs and Osco. 749 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:12,240 Oh, God. 750 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,320 First, it was bought out by Skaggs. 751 00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:22,080 Okay, first Katz's was bought out by Skaggs, and then it was bought out, Skaggs was bought 752 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:30,560 out by Osco, and then Osco was bought out by CVS maybe or went under, I don't know. 753 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:35,040 But it's been a different drug store five or six different times, and it started out 754 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,680 with Katz's K-A-T-Z. 755 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:43,160 So, anyhow, this guy, he didn't know what Katz's was, and I was like, why? 756 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:49,840 And then I thought, okay, it's like me wearing maybe like, if I found a Muehlbach beer shirt, 757 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:50,840 I'd wear it. 758 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:51,840 I think that'd be cool. 759 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:57,000 I never witnessed it, never had it, but I know about it and I wanted to wear it. 760 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,480 So he just didn't know that it was a drug store. 761 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:05,880 So I went down to this Katz's once a week with my dad, and we would go into there and 762 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:11,240 they would have a little area that they made homemade sodas. 763 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:15,160 They had the carbonated water and then they had the fresh ingredients. 764 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:22,680 So they used to make a lemon-lime fresh soda, and they were called a soda jerk. 765 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:27,480 And they had a little hat on, a little white hat, kind of like the guys at McDonald's used 766 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,480 to wear. 767 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,560 Remember when they all used to wear the hat, the little white paper hat? 768 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:32,560 Yeah. 769 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:33,560 Yeah. 770 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:34,560 Same thing. 771 00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:39,840 They wore the little white paper hat to signicate, you know, and the apron to let people know 772 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,760 that this is your soda jerk and this is the guy that's going to be making your soda. 773 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:50,680 We'd go in there and we'd sit down at the bar area there where they served the sodas. 774 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:56,960 And they had the high bar seats, the round ones. 775 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,200 And my dad would have to pick me up and let me sit on there. 776 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,080 And I'd balance myself a little bit. 777 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:05,280 And he'd sit on the other one and he'd order us two lemon-lime sodas, one for him, one 778 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,660 for me. 779 00:34:06,660 --> 00:34:11,240 And that was just cool that someone could come in there, wear that, and not even know 780 00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:13,520 all the history behind the place. 781 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,920 They're just kind of wearing it as something cool and catchy. 782 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,120 But I told the guy a little bit about it and he's like, wow. 783 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,360 He goes, you know, he goes, that's really cool. 784 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,400 He said, I'm going to look that up and find out more about it. 785 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:28,200 And I was like, you know, man, that's cool that the guy gave a shit about stuff in the 786 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,400 past, right? 787 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,320 Yeah. 788 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:40,880 So anyhow, it was pretty cool and anyhow, just brought back fond memories. 789 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:46,040 So I know we're not doing too many stories tonight, but this is a perfect opportunity 790 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,880 to do this one story, if you don't mind. 791 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,880 Oh, you're fine. 792 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:51,880 Okay. 793 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:56,600 This is from Smithfield, Rhode Island. 794 00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:01,000 A Rhode Island display is bringing back memories of New England shoppers. 795 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:09,600 Joshua Pannati, I believe is the last name, built a retailer cemetery with headstones 796 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:17,880 commemorating iconic stores that have gone to the grave or near death. 797 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:26,300 Some of the entries are Radio Shack, Blockbuster and the Christmas Tree shops, which I don't 798 00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:30,120 know about, but I guess they were big, which just closed. 799 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:34,880 It just closed for good this August after 50 years. 800 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:40,960 Sears just has a handful of locations left and will be gone soon as well as Kmart. 801 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:50,080 And all of these are represented of stores of the past. 802 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,480 So anyhow, I just thought that was interesting. 803 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:58,600 If you get a chance, yeah, if you get a chance, look it up because he has like their, he has 804 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,160 their logos on them and everything. 805 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,280 It's really cool. 806 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:05,080 So he took a lot of time figuring these things. 807 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:12,880 So, anyhow, and we're going to start doing Douchebags Book of Poetry. 808 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,120 That sound good? 809 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:16,720 All right. 810 00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:17,720 Okay. 811 00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:20,720 Our first one, Douchebags Book of Poetry. 812 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:25,320 Now this is going to be little bits like, like things to eat during the apocalypse. 813 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,460 Okay. 814 00:36:26,460 --> 00:36:29,600 So we'll have the voice guy or something or somebody go, 815 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,800 And now Douchebags Book of Poetry. 816 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:33,800 Oh my God. 817 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,040 Or, you know, whatever. 818 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:39,520 Our first one, roses are red, violets are blue. 819 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:44,280 Even with our tin can operation, we're still funnier than all of you. 820 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,400 I like that. 821 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,920 I love it. 822 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:55,160 So anyhow, I decided to do that because of this right here. 823 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:58,280 The other day I was listening to local radio and I know they didn't mean it towards us 824 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:07,800 or anything, but it said something about listen to some broadcast school dropout or a hundred 825 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,680 thousand watt radio station. 826 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,000 And I'm like, uh-huh, that's good. 827 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,120 Even though they didn't mean it towards us, I'm coming up with a rebuttal. 828 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,120 So I was just, 829 00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:22,200 Oh, I, y'all, dude, just hearing that, I've got rebuttals running through my head. 830 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,200 Oh yeah, go ahead. 831 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,200 You have more poetry? 832 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,200 I worked on RSS.com with you. 833 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,200 Oh yeah. 834 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:31,920 We are in France, we're in Belgium, we're- 835 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,920 I can't believe the reach we're- 836 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,640 We're in one freaking area. 837 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:40,400 I can't believe the reach we have and how well we're doing. 838 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,160 Are we still up? 839 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,600 They have a lot more rules than we have. 840 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,600 Yes. 841 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,280 That's what I'm enjoying about it. 842 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,280 Yeah. 843 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:54,600 Have you, uh, are we still up 47%? 844 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,600 So- 845 00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:02,440 Something like, yeah, like 47% or 42%, an astounding number that really caught me by 846 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:03,440 surprise. 847 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,360 So, anyhow, that, yeah- 848 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:10,160 I was on there just a while ago, dude. 849 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:11,160 Uh-huh. 850 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,160 Yeah. 851 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,240 We, yeah, we're, we're up a little bit more. 852 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:15,240 Are we? 853 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,240 Oh cool. 854 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:17,240 Hang on. 855 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:18,240 I'm going to take a look at it. 856 00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:19,240 Yeah. 857 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:20,240 I'm not logged in right now, but- 858 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:21,240 Oh, that's okay. 859 00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:26,960 I looked a while ago, we, we had one, we, yeah, we were up. 860 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:27,960 Yeah. 861 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:32,720 It's, it's really taken off and done well and we thank you guys so much. 862 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:33,720 Yeah. 863 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:34,720 Yes, we do. 864 00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:35,720 We do. 865 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:36,720 And that's what, that's why we're doing it tonight. 866 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:37,720 Yeah. 867 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:40,720 Everybody keeps hearing me do stories. 868 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:43,560 I'm sounding kind of bland. 869 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,520 I want people to meet Rob Ratt. 870 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:46,520 Yeah. 871 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,160 So that's why I decided we need a night. 872 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,280 This was my idea, honestly. 873 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,280 Well I mean- 874 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,840 I want a night for everybody to meet Rob Ratt and hear me talk. 875 00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:56,840 Yeah. 876 00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:57,840 And not read. 877 00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:58,840 All right. 878 00:38:58,840 --> 00:38:59,840 You know. 879 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,920 Well, Rob, do you have anything that you want to say? 880 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:03,920 Uh, you got some- 881 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:04,920 Oh yeah. 882 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:05,920 Yeah. 883 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:06,920 Okay. 884 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:07,920 Go ahead, Rob. 885 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:08,920 Okay. 886 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:09,920 The floor is yours. 887 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:10,920 Earlier, earlier I, we were messaging this afternoon. 888 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:11,920 Mm-hmm. 889 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,920 And I told you I was going to go out and do some PR work. 890 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:15,920 Mm-hmm. 891 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:21,640 Well, I put on my two-dose bag and a microphone, two-shirt. 892 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:22,640 Okay. 893 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:29,040 And I walked up to this fairly new little bar on the square near Campton. 894 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,040 Uh-huh. 895 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,040 It's like a 15-minute walk. 896 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,040 No big deal. 897 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,040 Okay. 898 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:38,920 And I went in there and I, they had me a couple of yin-lin drafts. 899 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,160 Good man. 900 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,160 How was the yin-lin draft? 901 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:42,160 How was it? 902 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:49,400 Yes, I did ask the woman if they use nitrous. 903 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:50,400 Do they? 904 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,080 She just looked at me and she said, I couldn't tell you. 905 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,600 I didn't get any yin-lin draft anyway. 906 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:56,600 Okay. 907 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:57,600 How good was it? 908 00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:58,600 Oh, it was good, man. 909 00:39:58,600 --> 00:39:59,600 It was good. 910 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,500 Then, then they probably did the nitrous. 911 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:02,880 She just doesn't know it. 912 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:03,880 So- 913 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:04,880 Yeah. 914 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:05,880 She was, she, yeah. 915 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:06,880 Saturday afternoon work or, yeah. 916 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:07,880 Yeah. 917 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:08,880 Yeah. 918 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:09,880 She just didn't know it, so. 919 00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:10,880 But, okay. 920 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:11,880 This, this is better. 921 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:12,880 This is a table full of women. 922 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:13,880 Uh-huh. 923 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:14,880 Six women. 924 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:15,880 Yeah. 925 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,880 Come find out it was one of their birthdays. 926 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:19,880 Uh-huh. 927 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:25,160 I get my beer, I'm sitting there and one of them look over at me. 928 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:26,160 I'm sitting at the bar. 929 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,160 They go, do you play pool? 930 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,160 That's what I've been known to. 931 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,160 Cool. 932 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:40,160 Well, this younger gal speaks of, says, I play pool too. 933 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:43,800 And this other gal says, you want to play for money? 934 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,800 I said, no, no, no, no, no. 935 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,800 I don't play for money. 936 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:50,800 Cool. 937 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:51,800 Well, I play for fun, you know. 938 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:52,800 Uh-huh. 939 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:53,800 Yeah. 940 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:58,000 I, uh, went to drink my beer and, you know, just get the feel to play. 941 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,000 A nice little place. 942 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000 Yeah. 943 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,000 It's, uh, oh, now, yeah. 944 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:06,000 It's really new, so I, it's a hard, I'm having a hard time remembering. 945 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000 Oh, well. 946 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000 The boo room. 947 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,000 The boo room. 948 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,000 Brew room. 949 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,000 Okay. 950 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,000 Cool. 951 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000 Yeah. 952 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:18,000 It's right on the square in Campton, right across the street from, uh, the county jail, 953 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,000 honestly. 954 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000 Okay. 955 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000 Nice. 956 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000 So, yeah, yeah. 957 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,000 Like I said, I walk, so. 958 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,000 Okay. 959 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,000 But, so I'm sitting there and I figure, you know what? 960 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000 Let's have some fun. 961 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000 Cool. 962 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:38,000 I get up, I walk back to the pool table. 963 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000 I rock the balls. 964 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,000 I look over there and said, come on. 965 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,000 So she come over. 966 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:50,640 Uh, she beat me or I beat her the first game. 967 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,000 She beat me the second game. 968 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000 And yeah, we're just bullshitting. 969 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,000 Yeah. 970 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,000 I ain't telling you, this chick was cute. 971 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,000 Really? 972 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:04,000 But she was like, I would say mid thirties. 973 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000 Oh, wow. 974 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,000 Cool. 975 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,000 Okay. 976 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:13,000 Well, I've been around, I played pool a lot in my life. 977 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,000 Different pool halls, different bars. 978 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000 I know the lingo. 979 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:22,000 One chick shouts out, want to play for money. 980 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000 Okay. 981 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,000 I got my garden. 982 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,000 Yeah. 983 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:30,000 Well, me and her didn't even say nothing about playing for money. 984 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000 We were just playing for fun. 985 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,000 Yeah. 986 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:39,000 Well, they happened to be a birthday party, so they were getting ready to go and go to 987 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000 another bar and start bar hopping. 988 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,000 Okay. 989 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:49,000 And I'm come walking back up to the bar and I'm right behind her and this one gal gets 990 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,000 it. 991 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000 The one that yelled out playing for money. 992 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000 She goes, where's my hat? 993 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,000 Where's my hat? 994 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:59,000 And I just shut my mouth and I just sat down. 995 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:07,000 Let me tell you, I think I very well could have got hustled. 996 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,000 Really? 997 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:15,000 This girl, I mean, we were just playing around, but then I start showing something, she'd 998 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,000 start showing something. 999 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:20,000 You know, like two, three, four in a row. 1000 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000 She was just, she was playing. 1001 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000 I got it. 1002 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000 She was playing with me. 1003 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,000 Yeah. 1004 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000 So yeah, I'm no better. 1005 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:34,000 You know, I grew up, you know, back in the eighties, I was down at Raytown pool. 1006 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:40,000 We used to have like a setup guy, a setup guy worked well on like on practical jokes. 1007 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:46,000 And also when hustling somebody, someone that just comes out of the blue, goes to another 1008 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,000 part of the bar, doesn't know anybody, but you do know him. 1009 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,000 Okay. 1010 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,000 He's talking to everybody, but you guys over there playing pool. 1011 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000 Then he kind of meanders over there. 1012 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:59,000 He doesn't really say anything and then you're just kind of like, you know, you look at the 1013 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000 guy you're playing and go, Hey, you know this guy? 1014 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000 He goes, no, no. 1015 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,000 Okay. 1016 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:08,000 And then I kind of look over there, even though I know him and go, Hey, are you going to play 1017 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,000 next? 1018 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,000 Are you going to put money up or you just watching? 1019 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,000 Yeah, I'm just watching. 1020 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,000 Okay. 1021 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,000 Well, Hey, I'm Mark. 1022 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,000 This is so and so. 1023 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:18,000 And then you can hustle somebody really good like that too. 1024 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:22,000 If you act like you don't know them and then you're playing the guy that they don't know 1025 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,000 and you suck. 1026 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,000 Right. 1027 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:28,000 And then you're horrible and he kicks your ass and then you hand him the fake fucking 1028 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,000 $20 that he won, but he's going to give it back to you. 1029 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,000 Right. 1030 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000 All right. 1031 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,000 And then you give them the 20 and I'm going to shit, man. 1032 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000 Well, I don't know. 1033 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,000 You know, you want to play for money. 1034 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,920 And then that by that time that guy's like, Oh yeah, he fucking sucked. 1035 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,000 He just lost 20 bucks to this guy. 1036 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:48,920 And then all of a sudden he has fucking turned on the juice and take his money. 1037 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:54,640 So sometimes people get really radical about that too, cause they're like, they can smell 1038 00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:56,920 the setup, you know? 1039 00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:04,200 Well, here's what Tida told me when we got done playing our game. 1040 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:11,920 She was just shooting around with the balls left on the table and she set up three balls. 1041 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:12,920 Yeah. 1042 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:18,760 Two by one pocket, two by the middle pocket and one by the corner pocket. 1043 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:25,620 And she made his bank shot down to the end of the table with the three, one, two, three 1044 00:45:25,620 --> 00:45:27,400 rail into the corner. 1045 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:28,400 Okay. 1046 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,600 Back up to the corner. 1047 00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,200 You know what I mean? 1048 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,160 From one end of the table. 1049 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,160 Yeah. 1050 00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:35,160 Back up to the corner. 1051 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:36,840 She did it twice in a row. 1052 00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:40,240 She goes, Oh, come on, try this. 1053 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:42,600 I said, nah, nah, nah. 1054 00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:43,600 Not today. 1055 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:44,960 Oh, come on. 1056 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:51,760 And then, you know, there was each time she would move one ball up for the next shot. 1057 00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:57,160 So she knew he was going to take two shots and get me to do the third one. 1058 00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:58,160 Okay. 1059 00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:01,720 So finally I said, okay, I'll give it a shot. 1060 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:06,040 You know, cause during the game she kept telling me, you're pretty good. 1061 00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:07,040 You're pretty good. 1062 00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:08,040 You know? 1063 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:12,200 And so I take this trick shot. 1064 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,200 I made it dude. 1065 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,200 Really? 1066 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,200 Yeah. 1067 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:20,960 Three, three rails at the far end of the table and back up into the corner. 1068 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:21,960 Oh wow. 1069 00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:27,280 I ain't kicked up a pool stick in a couple of years, dude. 1070 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,280 Oh good. 1071 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:29,280 Good for you. 1072 00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:30,280 Cool. 1073 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:31,280 All right. 1074 00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:32,280 She was impressed. 1075 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,280 She was impressed. 1076 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:34,280 Cool. 1077 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:35,280 All right. 1078 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:38,280 Well, let's, let's come back here in a minute. 1079 00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,280 Okay. 1080 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,280 Let's take a little break. 1081 00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,280 All right. 1082 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:42,280 Okay. 1083 00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:50,240 If you love vomit, we have the podcast for you. 1084 00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:56,840 And now deep thoughts with Mark. 1085 00:46:56,840 --> 00:47:00,080 So I ordered spaghetti and meatballs. 1086 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,720 My meatballs automatically fall apart as soon as I touch them. 1087 00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:10,720 So then does my dish automatically change its name to spaghetti and meat sauce? 1088 00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:17,720 I may never know. 1089 00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:29,320 Dirt and apocalypse. 1090 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,200 Don't forget the nuts. 1091 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,640 Hickory nuts that is. 1092 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:37,000 Yeah, we know Hickory wood gets all the glory and all the love. 1093 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:42,440 Everyone loves the Hickory trees, they cut them down and they make great sandwiches out 1094 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,320 of barbecue and meats. 1095 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,320 They smoke them and it's a fantastic deal. 1096 00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,920 But little does anyone know about the Hickory nuts. 1097 00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:56,840 Dirt and apocalypse Hickory nuts could be the best thing you can find. 1098 00:47:56,840 --> 00:48:01,000 Hickory nuts can be eaten raw, toasted or added to various recipes. 1099 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:06,040 Their rich buttery flavor and crunchy texture make them an ideal ingredient for both sweet 1100 00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,640 and savory dishes. 1101 00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:13,640 You can use Hickory nuts to make nut butter, pesto or even a unique Hickory nut milk. 1102 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,480 There are five types of Hickory nuts. 1103 00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:22,880 Bitter nut Hickory, Shag Bark Hickory, Pig Nut Hickory, Mockernut Hickory and Smooth Bark 1104 00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:24,600 Hickory. 1105 00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:29,280 Hickory trees are considered part of the walnut species and are plentiful at least around 1106 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,360 Missouri and surrounding areas. 1107 00:48:31,360 --> 00:49:00,640 So dirt and apocalypse, don't forget to grab your nuts. 1108 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:03,740 Ok then. 1109 00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:09,840 S3 1110 00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,380 Alright… 1111 00:49:11,380 --> 00:49:15,420 K 1112 00:49:15,420 --> 00:49:17,420 Pretty cool 1113 00:49:17,420 --> 00:49:23,100 That's what that's kind of what I wanted tonight to be you know I didn't want to read off a script 1114 00:49:23,100 --> 00:49:26,280 You know I wanted to be me. No. You know what that's cool 1115 00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:33,980 Had a good time over the last few days in Eureka Springs. This is our like home away from home anymore 1116 00:49:34,020 --> 00:49:40,780 It's about three and a half hours away from Kansas City. It's down on the Arkansas, Missouri border pretty much 1117 00:49:40,780 --> 00:49:44,380 It's about I don't know ten miles into Arkansas at best 1118 00:49:44,380 --> 00:49:48,380 It's in the middle of the Boston Mountains. It's a very fun place 1119 00:49:49,980 --> 00:49:51,580 And 1120 00:49:51,580 --> 00:49:57,640 Yeah, we have some places. We really like to eat there and one of them is this is Italian joint named 1121 00:49:58,060 --> 00:50:00,940 Ermillios that place is so good 1122 00:50:00,940 --> 00:50:08,020 I mean there's people at every time I see people come into work or run into them casually and there and 1123 00:50:08,020 --> 00:50:14,500 They went to Eureka Springs if they spend any amount of time there at all one of the first things always mentioned is is 1124 00:50:14,660 --> 00:50:21,260 Ermillios because everybody loves that place it would stand up in Kansas City or st. Louis or even 1125 00:50:21,620 --> 00:50:25,340 Chicago for an Italian eatery for an Italian place 1126 00:50:25,860 --> 00:50:32,760 It's not crazy expensive, and it's really really good family recipes. They they have this 1127 00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:37,760 this this they give you this oil with garlic in it and 1128 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:45,520 They give you homemade bread you tear off a piece of the homemade bread and you take this garlic and mash it up 1129 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:53,480 With the oil and then put a little bit of butter and you mash it up into like a garlic butter oil 1130 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:59,760 Consistency you know like creamy, and you put it on your bread. It is so good and 1131 00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:05,240 And anyhow this last time I went for the lasagna about usually do the chicken parmesan 1132 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:10,040 But everything there is just so good the ingredients are fresh the 1133 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:16,760 The waitstaff is an incredible they are fast. They are good. They are accurate 1134 00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:22,480 I've never had a bad meal there, but I just wanted to plug Ermillios and tell you I'm not getting anything from this 1135 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:27,120 I'm just like oh, no what a great place that is and then another place 1136 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:34,400 I'm down there. I'll give it a shot. Yeah, yeah, you'll have to and then we went to the crystal ballroom at the crescent the 1137 00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:41,720 Crescent is I've seen a Facebook post yeah, yeah, yeah, and I forgot exactly what I was doing there 1138 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:43,720 I 1139 00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:46,960 Did something stupid I posted something I forgot what oh? 1140 00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:53,560 Oh, I know what it was no. I was gonna have a boo berry waffle oh 1141 00:51:53,560 --> 00:52:02,600 Yeah, that was it yeah, yeah because the crescent is one of the most if not the most haunted hotel in in America 1142 00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:08,280 Yeah, so I was gonna have a boo berry waffle in their crystal dining room 1143 00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:13,600 But anyhow they have one of the best breakfast brunches around that place is 1144 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:19,840 Incredible their grounds there the groundskeepers work so hard. It's immaculate 1145 00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:23,320 They have like black elephant ears. They have 1146 00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:32,560 Cantalilles they have all these species that brings in these butterflies from all over the country and there's these there's this 1147 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:37,000 Rare yellow butterfly that comes there that doesn't go anywhere else around there 1148 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,320 It comes there because the butterfly knows 1149 00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:46,880 These species of flowers that they have there are very rare that they don't grow around Arkansas the yellow butterfly comes there 1150 00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,160 specifically to have this flower 1151 00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:54,080 Wow yeah, it's a really it's just a really cool place 1152 00:52:54,160 --> 00:53:01,420 They're like Hemingway Ernest Hemingway's place in Key West where they have cats that have been there for over and over like 1153 00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:04,080 Ernest Hemingway has some like very famous 1154 00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:11,000 Five-eyed cats or so not five-eyed, but maybe a three-eyed cat or cat most commonly cats 1155 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:18,440 We like six toes or something like that and that's because they are descendants of descendants of descendants 1156 00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:22,800 They're inbred they've been in that place that whole time well they have this too and 1157 00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:29,600 And anyhow they even have shirts with the main cat there, and it says the boss we got our friend Rose one of them 1158 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:36,560 It's really cool. Anyhow the the boss is out there when we're out there on the back porch, and that's the cat and 1159 00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:41,040 And anyhow I come over there, and he gave me a look like not today 1160 00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:47,240 So people started screwing with him, and he just went underneath the went underneath the hotel 1161 00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:51,760 He's like screw this but anyhow he's awesome. He just gives you this 1162 00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:56,080 Attitude if he doesn't want to be bothered you know every now and then I'll come up 1163 00:53:56,080 --> 00:54:00,800 And he'll be like okay you can pet me, but a lot of times. He's like fuck you guys leave me alone 1164 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,800 And he's a cool cat 1165 00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:06,480 Anyhow they have a lot of cats like that which is very cool 1166 00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:11,880 Then they have an old church just right below it because this is on the top of the mountainside 1167 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:14,520 right below it is an old church and 1168 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,280 Anyhow it rings a bell on the 1169 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,640 Every half hour 1170 00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:24,900 beautiful church that still in works on Sundays and 1171 00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:28,240 Across the way there 1172 00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:30,560 Is a giant Christ? 1173 00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,760 It is the passion of the passion play 1174 00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:38,560 Passion of the Christ play I've been there isn't it cool. Oh 1175 00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:44,400 That is awesome. That is awesome. It's a giant white Jesus made out of limestone maybe 1176 00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,760 The lights up in I would say so 1177 00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:54,880 It's a beautiful sight to look over there and see it. It's just beautiful at night, and it's beautiful during the day, too 1178 00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,720 So I've actually been to the place. Oh you have 1179 00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:00,720 Yeah, the play is the play 1180 00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:06,240 It's it's fairly expensive, but here's why they have to bring in their own camels 1181 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:13,160 You know feed the camels donkeys they have all these livestock because this is the actual 1182 00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:20,880 Passion of the Christ play and this is far as I know the only place in America that plays it live 1183 00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:26,840 I thought it's awesome me and my ex-wife met oh really? 1184 00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:32,840 The path decline impersonator. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we were down there one weekend 1185 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:36,560 And we yeah, let's go but we always wanted to catch it so we did 1186 00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:42,080 Okay, cool. It was cold and misty out. We bought a couple ponchos 1187 00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:46,280 You know it great show man great. It was awesome 1188 00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:52,000 I have not seen it yet, but I'll tell you what everybody raves about it, so I am gonna see it 1189 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:56,920 so if you want if you are a believer and 1190 00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:00,760 You want to feel the Holy Spirit 1191 00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:03,800 Go watch this play 1192 00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:07,480 Wow, it's that good. I can say that's all I can say 1193 00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:12,520 Okay, all right well everybody go see the play 1194 00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:17,240 You know unless you're Satanist, and then you probably don't want to see your play right yeah, yeah 1195 00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:22,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so I said if you're a believer 1196 00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:26,400 And if you're agnostic you can like go and play like Jesus is something else 1197 00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,680 Right yeah, yeah 1198 00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:36,800 Okay, anyhow all right enough or if you're an out of work actor you might be able to get a job. Hey there you go 1199 00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:38,520 Yeah 1200 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,520 Yeah, I'm gonna go 1201 00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,520 Yeah 1202 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:46,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean if you kind of look like Joseph or something you know 1203 00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:49,240 You know how to work actor just show up there 1204 00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:55,920 You never know be like yeah, you know what you know a lot of people in that show there are 1205 00:56:56,440 --> 00:57:01,000 Yeah, it's a very expensive show, and that's how come it doesn't play all the time 1206 00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:05,400 They do it in segments, and then they stop it for a while and do it again is 1207 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:12,440 Because they need to be sold out every night to really make money on it 1208 00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:17,200 Yeah, it was like 2001 when I okay 1209 00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:19,720 well, it's cool because 1210 00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:25,240 We're where the the base of the giant Christ is the people who? 1211 00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:33,480 Made that play possible and that started it both their burial plots are right there buried right next to Jesus's feet 1212 00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:40,880 And it has music playing 24-7 out there. It has a religious music. It's it's just a beautiful grounds 1213 00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:46,440 It's great and then and then now you can even get a funnel cake just right down the road. They have like food trucks 1214 00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:48,200 so 1215 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:55,200 So you can go by there you can stand next to the giant Christ you can get your picture taken right next to the huge Jesus 1216 00:57:55,200 --> 00:58:00,880 And you can have a funnel cake right afterwards or even before if you want so there you go 1217 00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,120 It doesn't get any better than that 1218 00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:09,920 Another place that I want to mention there. That's really good for food is the horseshoe grill 1219 00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,440 The horseshoe grill is a great place 1220 00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:18,320 And we didn't get to go to they have great food that they have great steaks 1221 00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:22,200 They have just like almost like bar food, but it's much better 1222 00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:26,160 The chicken fried steaks they have like ribeye 1223 00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:33,240 specials and stuff like that is a really good place and then another place we didn't get to go this time because 1224 00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:37,600 Nobody really wanted barbecue, but there's this place. They're called sauced 1225 00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:42,360 Barbecue that has the best burn ends I've ever had and they sell out 1226 00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:46,760 They open at 11 and the burn ends sell out by 1130 every day 1227 00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:52,200 Yeah, I had to go up there and get them at like 11 1228 00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:57,640 I waited until they opened the business and I jumped right there in the drive-thru and said hey 1229 00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:01,360 How many burn ends do you have we got a couple pounds? Okay? 1230 00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:06,900 Throw them in a bag and give them to me. How much do you want for them? 1231 00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:13,120 So I bought a couple of pounds of their burn ends and this is the first time ever got to try him was my lat 1232 00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:15,120 Not this last visit but the visit before 1233 00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:23,200 Because they were always sold out whenever I went there and the guy told me he said if you really want to try our burn ends 1234 00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:29,200 Here's what you do because I loved everything else. They had there including the sauce all of it was very good and 1235 00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:37,160 He said you got to be here at 11 when first open the doors first went in you're gonna get some burn ends 1236 00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:41,760 He said if not, I can't guarantee it. He said we don't put a limit on him or anything 1237 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:47,840 So if someone comes in and says how many pounds we got 12 pounds. I want them all in a bag 1238 00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,280 Then they give it to him 1239 00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:52,560 So, you know the object 1240 00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:57,900 Well, the object of the game is to make money and how do you make money by moving your product? 1241 00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:04,100 So if someone comes in and wants to buy it all then you just made profit and it's not sitting around or nothing 1242 01:00:04,100 --> 01:00:09,120 So I don't blame them. So I got there at 11. I tried it. It was really really good burn ends and 1243 01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:15,680 And it probably the best burn ends I've ever had I was just amazed and we have great burn ends around Kansas City 1244 01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:23,900 Burn ends is originated started in Kansas City because of the guy that started barbecue. I forgot his name. He started all the 1245 01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:29,640 Founding places except for Jack stack and that would be gates and Bryant's 1246 01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:37,880 Let's see who else there's a couple other places I forget about but anyhow he also 1247 01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:43,600 He also started a smokestacks pits to did the barbecue pits 1248 01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:46,280 To get that unique smoke flavor 1249 01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:49,840 He started a 1250 01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,200 smokestack which 1251 01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:58,040 Later on one of the restaurants turned into Jack stack but Jack stack is a whole nother franchise now 1252 01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:03,600 Yeah, yeah, so anyhow so he did start that pit too 1253 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:11,600 But he didn't start that barbecue there, you know, but burn ends was from him and burn ends was simply like this 1254 01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:17,680 Burn ends was a food they gave brisket to the slaves a long time ago 1255 01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:22,940 And the reason they gave brisket to him is because nobody thought it was good meat. It was tough 1256 01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:28,320 They didn't know that you had to cook all the fat out of it. And then it's the best taste of meat ever 1257 01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:30,800 so the African Americans 1258 01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:37,760 African Americans started barbecuing it and figuring out if you cook this enough and you let the fat collapse 1259 01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:42,960 Just like drain off of it and the meat collapses on it with all that flavor in it 1260 01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:49,080 That is some of the best meat you can ever have and they figured out how to cook this to make it 1261 01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:56,800 Some of the best food you'll ever have and also to make it edible so it didn't all springy and chewy 1262 01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:59,320 so 1263 01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:00,960 anyhow 1264 01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:05,200 We have great burn ends around here, but the sauce burn ends are amazing 1265 01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:10,020 So yeah there in Eureka Springs go buy and grab you some 1266 01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:14,840 So any other 1267 01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:21,120 Little joint I used to go to down there. I cannot remember the name of it for the life of me 1268 01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:23,640 Is it Bubba's? 1269 01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:26,720 It was on a southwest 1270 01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:28,560 of 1271 01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:30,400 town 1272 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:31,680 Okay 1273 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,840 They you threw peanut shells on the floor. Oh 1274 01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:39,000 I remember I remember that place 1275 01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:41,840 Was it rockin pig? I? 1276 01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:46,840 Don't remember like I said, that was like 2001 1277 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000 over 20 years ago 1278 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:53,120 Through penis oh, I 1279 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:59,680 Don't know but I do remember they had a great pivo 1280 01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:03,280 You could get pretty much anything there 1281 01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:10,040 Okay, and it's on the south the south was part there. I'm gonna have to see if it's still there 1282 01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:13,800 Okay, cuz I'd like to know it if it is I'll go there 1283 01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:21,400 Yeah, it's oh, it's easy to get to I'll tell you how to get to it off off air 1284 01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:28,400 Okay. All right. Well, we are going on in ours. I think we're gonna go ahead and call this a podcast 1285 01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:31,080 so this was an 1286 01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:38,360 Unscripted and seemed to want pretty well. Oh no till we listen we survived. Yeah, we did. Yay 1287 01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:44,520 Well, we'll be back tomorrow with more bullshit for years so everybody have a good night, thank you 1288 01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:49,360 I hope everybody loved it and give us your feedback. Please. Yes, please do 1289 01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:53,240 We want to know douche be six six at 1290 01:03:53,240 --> 01:04:11,680 Yahoo.com. Thank you guys. Have a good night. Bye. Good night everybody 1291 01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:21,400 Hey, where'd her big oh, we're the douchebags hmm. Oh my god 1292 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,880 Someone took a dump in the corner. Oh, geez 1293 01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:28,080 Glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back 1294 01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:40,080 Oh, man, that smells