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Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it's two douchebags and a microphone podcast.

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The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

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During an apocalypse, don't forget the nuts. Hickory nuts, that is. Yeah, we know, hickory wood gets all the glory and all the love.

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Everyone loves the hickory trees. They cut them down and they make great sandwiches out of barbecue and meats. They smoke them and it's a fantastic deal.

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But little does anyone know about the hickory nuts. During an apocalypse, hickory nuts could be the best thing you could find.

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Hickory nuts can be eaten raw, toasted, or added to various recipes. Their rich buttery flavor and crunchy texture make them an ideal ingredient for both sweet and savory dishes.

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You can use hickory nuts to make nut butter, pesto, or even a unique hickory nut milk. There are five types of hickory nuts.

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Bitter nut hickory, shag bark hickory, pig nut hickory, mockernut hickory, and smooth bark hickory.

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Hickory trees are considered part of the walnut species and are plentiful at least around Missouri and surrounding areas. So, during an apocalypse, don't forget to grab your nuts.

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Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes, and scream, hey, there's no toilet paper in here!

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Hahahaha!

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Alright, hey, two douchebags and microphone everybody, I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Hey, did you see the little promo I put up? I tagged you in it and I promised something from you that's probably not going to happen.

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You'll see it later, you're tagged in it.

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No, I don't think I've seen it.

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I'm pretty sure you did, otherwise you'd be saying something about it, Rob.

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I promise that you're going to demonstrate the new fashions of booty shorts with video close-ups.

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Oh, cool.

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Yeah, yeah, so are you going to do that on this episode?

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Not on this episode.

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Not on this one? Okay, but it's coming. It's coming.

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Rob Redd, it's going to be like, what are you going to call it, like the booty with Rob or something like that or shake your booty with Rob?

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I'll figure it out. Hey, that one kind of sounds good.

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Yeah, shake your booty with Rob.

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We'll figure it out.

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Hey, I'll put the voice guy on that, okay?

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Now, shake your booty.

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Like I said, I'm just now hearing about this.

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Oh, oh, oh, this is some I dreamed of.

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By the way, by the way, I kind of like this podcast.

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Something that I came up with, yeah, I'm the only idiot that would do it.

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Okay, asshole.

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Here, what was it, a week or two ago you were unprepared.

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Yes.

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So now you're catching me.

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Just so everybody knows, Mark and I agreed on Saturday night.

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It's Thursday night. He came home earlier.

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Well, this is the deal. We're at Eureka Springs.

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So I am unprepared tonight.

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Let's see what Rob Redd can do tonight.

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I called Rob Redd at seven o'clock and I said, hey, you want to do a podcast?

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He's like, ah, shit. I didn't know about this. I said, I know.

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I thought we're going to get home way later, but actually Val got done with her.

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She really wanted to go to this art place down there.

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This lady that we've been following for a long time.

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And she was in this art colony is what they call it down there in Eureka Springs.

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Yeah. And she's in the art colony.

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But anyhow, there wasn't enough stuff up and all that.

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I thought we were going to be there for hours.

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So I thought we're going to get home a lot later than what we did.

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So when we got home early, I was like, you know what?

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I'll just touch base with Rob and see if he feels like doing one.

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And Rob very generously offered his time up and said, yes, I will do a podcast for you and the masses, Mark.

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Hey, this is what I live for.

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Work in this podcast is what I live for.

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Rob, it does the same thing for me too. I love it.

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I love expressing our feelings on stuff.

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I love trying to make people laugh.

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I love humor, laughter.

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And I hope that's the way this podcast finds everybody is lightheartedness.

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There's a lot of stuff.

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I have definite opinions on a lot of different things, and I could get into a lot of them, but I choose not to.

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Yeah, there's other people.

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There's no, there's just you.

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Yeah, there's other people do a hell of a lot better job than I can and more eloquently tell you about the world's problems.

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I will let them do it.

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I'm going to be over here doing dick jokes till the end.

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But tonight we do.

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That's where we would rather be.

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Yes, we do have a new segment.

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Now, good for, I vouch for that.

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We do have a new segment, Rob.

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It is foods that you can eat during the apocalypse.

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Oh, hey, cool.

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Yeah, this is like little tidbits.

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And Rob, you'd be good at this too.

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Tonight's focus is going to be hickory nuts.

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Hickory nuts are overlooked.

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Everyone loves hickory wood.

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We got a segment coming up, and this is a new segment, foods you can eat during the apocalypse.

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So when the world's gone to shit, you're running out in the woods trying to get away from the nuclear radiation,

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we are going to try to solely teach you what you can eat off of a tree or a bush safely and stay alive.

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Oh, hey, I come up.

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Okay, I'm going to jump in on this.

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You live down there.

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You know, I mean, it's something that people live down there.

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I learned a lot of it too.

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Which is outside Kansas City.

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Look, I mean, there's a certain degree of, what would you call it, of survivalism from people that grew up out in the country.

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And the reason is because you can't depend on the natural gas person coming down to, or, you know, natural gas being floated into your house, a sewer.

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All of this stuff is on you.

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Everything that you do is on you.

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And you learn how to survive on your own.

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And anyhow, this is a segment that, yeah, it's tongue in cheek.

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And yes, it's funny.

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Or we think it's funny.

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But it's foods that you can actually, like, grab off a tree or whatever and eat.

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So I like that.

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I'm game.

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I'm game.

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But first, we have some food wars, Rob.

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We have some unfinished business here.

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You know, we left off mixed drinks and hard liquor on the food wars.

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I know.

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I'm embarrassed.

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I'm sitting here with egg on my face.

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Well, we're kind of watching that, you know.

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Yeah, you know, here's the deal.

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We're going to correct it tonight.

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And I got some pretty good little battles coming up.

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And you and I are going to discuss this.

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And we're going to figure out who wins what.

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Settled the last, um, the hairy asshole Olympics, the standoff we had between you and the avatar

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We'll deal with that later.

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We'll deal with that when we get to that.

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We'll announce it.

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I don't want to know.

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Well, Topher came up with a clear cut decision.

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And that's what we decided we're going to do ahead of time on this next, from here on

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out on the, uh, uh, hairy asshole Olympics.

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And this is simply.

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Who we think has a hairy asshole.

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Just so you know.

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Just so you know.

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Uh, my 19 year old son's mother.

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Mm hmm.

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That I just blew up with in January.

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Uh huh.

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Is willing to email you to verify.

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That's okay.

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I believe you Rob.

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I believe you.

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I believe you.

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That's funny.

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And you might be expecting that one.

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She emails me then.

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So, um, anyhow, uh, you want to do food wars?

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First off, a dirty martini versus a spiked hard lemonade.

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I'm going to go with the dirty.

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Lemonade.

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And the lemon.

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Here's what I thought.

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Here's why I thought a dirty martini.

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It's name is dirty, which means it'll grab a handful of fucking gravel and throw it in

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your eyes, then kick you in the nuts and hit you with a shovel.

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Yeah, but if you got a spike, you're going to hit first.

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So the spike lemonade we're going to say is literally spiked and it will like take and

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jab that spike in the dirty martini and kill it.

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Ain't that what, ain't that what spike means?

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Then we'll go with a spike.

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I'm going off the spike.

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Spike lemon, the lemon too.

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Um, this next one is a real doozy.

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Old crow versus wild turkey.

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I did not explain this.

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I've got to explain this for people that are just now like jumping onto the podcast.

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And so we brought this to the podcast and we've been having, it went from food items.

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It went from a fruit to appliances to other inanimate objects.

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Frozen food to TV dinners.

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We've had everything battle each other and now this is the next step in it.

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We're having hard liquor and mixed drinks battle each other in the same fashion.

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Who would win if they were to go, you know, blow to blow?

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So, so the first one was spike lemonade and Rob described why spike lemonade would win

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The lemon.

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And the spike, yeah.

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And the next one, old crow versus wild turkey.

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Old crow.

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Old crow.

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Old crow was a mean son of a bitch.

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My uncle drank it for years, dude.

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Old crow, I could never, you know, I got used to all different kinds of drinks.

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You know, first when you're growing up when you're like 12 or 13, you taste beer, it doesn't

256
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taste that good, right?

257
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You're kind of like, I don't know.

258
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I don't know about this stuff.

259
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And then a little bit later you drink it a little bit more, a little bit more.

260
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And then now I love the taste of beer.

261
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So hard liquor was even.

262
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Okay.

263
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Now we have a special segment coming up Saturday night.

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Remind me about old crow and my old crow story.

265
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Okay.

266
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Actually, I'll write it down.

267
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I'll write it down.

268
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Never mind.

269
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Don't remind me.

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I'll write it down.

271
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Okay.

272
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Okay.

273
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All right.

274
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That'll work.

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Yeah.

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That's a good one.

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Oh, I bet it is.

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The next one, a white Russian versus a whiskey sour.

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White Russian whiskey sour.

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I'm good, you know, Russians are traditionally mean, but a whiskey sour, you have whiskey

281
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in it and it's sour.

282
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So I think.

283
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We're going whiskey sour.

284
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Yeah.

285
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I think a whiskey sour would just go fucking berserk on a white Russian.

286
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I mean, it would come up and like fucking.

287
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Yeah.

288
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Just annihilate it.

289
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It would like, it would like throw the first punch, the first and the last punch.

290
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So.

291
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Yeah.

292
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

293
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Okay.

294
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That'll work.

295
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Um, Topher just sent me a message.

296
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Okay.

297
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Uh, Thursday night football streaming quality sucks at my house again.

298
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And it sucks in my house too.

299
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Okay.

300
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All right.

301
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Hang on.

302
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Oh, well we're podcasting.

303
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So I'm in the studios.

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Well, before, before, right before I came in here and watched a little Thursday night football

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and it's a got a grainy appearance.

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They, they still have not dialed that in.

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I don't, I don't know what the deal is and we're on two different internet services are

308
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supposed to be the fastest around.

309
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So I don't think it's that.

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So anyhow, Topher, when you listen to this, I agree with you.

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Um, next one, tequila sunrise versus a regular margarita.

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That would be lime flavored or whatever.

313
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Margarita.

314
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Margarita.

315
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Yep.

316
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Tequila is going to come in.

317
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Tequila is going to kick ass.

318
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Yep.

319
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All right.

320
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Next one.

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Sex on the beach versus a Bahama mama.

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Now I've got a definite opinion on this and let me explain it to you.

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I see a Bahama mama as a big fucking woman that can just like whip ass.

324
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She's got like a mudda tattoo on her forearm and she would come over there and like bite

325
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you with the three teeth that are left and punch you right in the face.

326
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So I think Bahama mama would beat the shit out of a sex on the beach.

327
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Yeah.

328
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Yep.

329
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Yeah.

330
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Yeah.

331
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Sex on the beach would like come over there, you know, and sit down and try to order a

332
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drink and the Bahama mama come over and go, Hey, what are you doing here?

333
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What do you mean what I'm doing?

334
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I told you a story about the bar he's going to at No One Part.

335
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Uh huh.

336
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They would have bottles and we would do like a tango line and they would have this bottle

337
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full of sex on the beach.

338
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Uh huh.

339
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And they'd just squirt in your mouth.

340
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No.

341
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Yeah, I agree.

342
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Rob, we're both just.

343
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I'm leaving it right there.

344
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Yeah.

345
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Yeah.

346
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Next one, an old fashioned versus a Boilermaker.

347
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Boilermaker.

348
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Boilermaker.

349
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Cause you know what a Boilermaker does, don't you?

350
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They go to the inside of power plants.

351
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Yes.

352
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My adopted dad is no longer with us was a Boilermaker.

353
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Oh, okay.

354
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All right.

355
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Then you're familiar.

356
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I did some of that work for a while too.

357
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No, I know exactly what a Boilermaker is.

358
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Okay.

359
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Yeah.

360
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Yeah.

361
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Boilermaker beat the shit out of an old fashioned.

362
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Next one, a fuzzy navel versus a banana daiquiri.

363
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Hmm.

364
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What the hell is this?

365
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A pussy fight?

366
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Yes, it is.

367
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That's why I put it in here.

368
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Evidently.

369
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Yeah.

370
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This is why I put it in there.

371
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Yeah.

372
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I'm going to say banana daiquiri because I think the banana could like jump out and

373
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just probably just jump on the fuzzy navel and just kill it.

374
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Nope.

375
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No?

376
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Okay.

377
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Go ahead.

378
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What's your?

379
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Nope.

380
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Nope.

381
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Fuzzy navel.

382
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You got the peach.

383
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You got citrus.

384
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Okay.

385
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Citrus daiquiri.

386
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You know what?

387
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,000
You're right.

388
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We don't need a banana daiquiri.

389
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Nah.

390
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You're right.

391
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Banana time.

392
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
This next one's an easy one.

393
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Yinling versus Budweiser.

394
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Yinling.

395
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Yinling.

396
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Oh, dude.

397
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What?

398
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000
Yeah, I'm sticking with the Yinling.

399
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Yinling.

400
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000
Budweiser's been my beer for years.

401
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000
You got to drop it.

402
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000
You got to let it go, Rob.

403
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000
Rob, you got to let it go.

404
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000
Move on.

405
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Look forward.

406
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Actually, I'm trying to drop a lot of it.

407
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Okay.

408
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Just saying.

409
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Okay.

410
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This one here, you're really not going to appreciate, but we're doing it anyhow.

411
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Summer Shandy versus hard setzer.

412
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I think hard setzer water, just because it's got the word hard.

413
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No.

414
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
No?

415
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
No.

416
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000
All right.

417
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Shandy.

418
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What is that?

419
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:09,000
It's got... It's also got the word water in it.

420
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
Okay.

421
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,640
All right.

422
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,840
This next one is going to be tough.

423
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Old style versus PBR.

424
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Old style.

425
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I go PBR, and here's why.

426
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PBR is also the acronym for Pro Bull Riding.

427
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000
Oh.

428
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,000
Yeah.

429
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000
I didn't think of it that way.

430
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000
Yeah.

431
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
PBR all the way.

432
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I was thinking the actual drink.

433
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:47,000
PBR would get on a bull and fucking run over old style.

434
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000
Okay.

435
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000
All right.

436
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,000
Yeah, but old style, you do the same damn thing.

437
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Old style would take you on a ride.

438
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,000
You don't want to be on sometimes, and so will PBR.

439
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:02,000
Yeah, the ride that you can't get off, you're like, oh, God, what did I do to myself?

440
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000
Oh, man.

441
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
Oh.

442
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000
Yeah, now that you mention that, PBR.

443
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
PBR.

444
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:14,000
That was everybody's grandpa's beer growing up, and then it became everybody's beer again.

445
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:19,000
Besides that, it's the acronym for Pro Bull Riding.

446
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000
Yeah.

447
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000
Yeah.

448
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:25,000
Which is smart because PBR actually jumped on that whole bandwagon campaign.

449
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Said, hey, we're PBR, and we're PBR.

450
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Instead of fighting them and suing them, they're like, go ahead and use it, because it really

451
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
does do them good.

452
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000
Yeah, it does.

453
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
Yep.

454
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Next one.

455
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Red wine versus a mimosa.

456
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I don't know how to answer that one.

457
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000
Okay.

458
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000
I don't know how to answer that one.

459
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Okay.

460
00:19:55,000 --> 00:20:00,000
I'm going to go with red wine, because red wine comes in a bottle.

461
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000
Mimosa's coming like a...

462
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:06,000
I'm not a wine drinker, and I'm...

463
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Here, here.

464
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Mimosa.

465
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
Yeah, there's no...

466
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000
I got an idea.

467
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,000
Let's have them both lose.

468
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000
Let's say that PBR...

469
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
Hey, yeah, kick them both out.

470
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Let's say that PBR looked over to the left and saw this, and he said, uh-uh, not on my

471
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watch.

472
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000
He went over there, and he kicked the shit out of both of them.

473
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000
Oh, no, the PBR didn't.

474
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000
The bull did.

475
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000
Oh, the bull did.

476
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:31,000
The bull didn't like the red wine and the mimosa, and went over there and stomped them.

477
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000
Yeah.

478
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000
Okay.

479
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000
All right.

480
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000
Next one.

481
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000
So, neither one of them wins.

482
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They both got their ass whipped.

483
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Yep.

484
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Next one, passion punch versus screwdriver.

485
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000
Screwdriver.

486
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:50,000
Yeah, you can do a lot of damage with a screwdriver.

487
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000
All right.

488
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:56,500
There's going to be a part two, but that's all I got for now.

489
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That way, we'd spend a little bit of time on it, but not a whole bunch.

490
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:08,000
So, anyhow, when we come back, I've got a funny little joke that I used to play on people,

491
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,000
and I still do to an extent.

492
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000
Okay?

493
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,000
So, we'll be right back here in a couple minutes.

494
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When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water, because nobody likes

495
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
a stinky asshole.

496
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,000
Oh, Lord.

497
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:34,000
That man just saw a puppy in half.

498
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Hey there.

499
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000
Don't worry.

500
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000
I have a clown nose.

501
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:43,000
Oh, no.

502
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,000
That drunk guy just hit my child.

503
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
It's okay.

504
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
I have a clown nose.

505
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000
Clown nose.

506
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,000
Just put one on and you can do anything.

507
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
Want to run for office?

508
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000
Murder people in public?

509
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:01,000
Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs.

510
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,000
Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions.

511
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,000
Grab one today and make magic happen.

512
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:14,000
And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

513
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
How does a butterfly take a dump?

514
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
It never stops long enough.

515
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,000
Maybe it just shits while lofting.

516
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:25,000
Maybe it shits real quick while chewing flowers.

517
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000
Hm.

518
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:55,000
I may never know.

519
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:59,000
Two douchebags and a microphone on Mark.

520
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And I'm Rob.

521
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All right.

522
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:09,000
I was talking a little bit ago about a joke that I used to play.

523
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:18,000
And anyhow, this started, remember those pagers where you could leave a message?

524
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Yeah.

525
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,000
Yeah.

526
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,000
And they were around before cell phones, but someone could page them and say,

527
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000
Hey, meet me at Fifth and Oak.

528
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Have the beer.

529
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000
Or whatever, right?

530
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000
You get that message?

531
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:33,000
I've dropped many off ladders and destroyed them.

532
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000
Oh, yeah.

533
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
Yeah, I've destroyed quite a few too.

534
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:40,000
So what I used to do when that started out, it started out with pagers.

535
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,000
And then it went to texting before the internet.

536
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000
And then it went to the internet.

537
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,000
So I described how I did this.

538
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,000
It's on a segment with me and Topher.

539
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:55,000
It was actually the first season and it was a younger episode.

540
00:23:55,000 --> 00:24:00,000
But what I used to do is I would inbox spam people.

541
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,000
I mean, I would just like fill their inbox full of stupid shit,

542
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:10,000
like pictures of elbows and fucking storm drains and pieces of trash on the ground

543
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
and just stuff like that, out of focus ones.

544
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:17,000
And I would just send them all this shit constantly and stupid sayings

545
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,000
and stuff that didn't mean anything.

546
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
And it would drive them nuts.

547
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000
I'd be like, can you please leave me alone?

548
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000
Can you stop?

549
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:29,000
And then the texting, a lot of people block me because I just completely fuck with them.

550
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:33,000
And then the pagers used to really get people mad.

551
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:41,000
So what I'd do is I would fill their pagers with stupid questions

552
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,000
and texting with stupid questions.

553
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,000
And it would just drive people nuts.

554
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:52,000
And then I got to where I just started texting random numbers.

555
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
And people would get so fucking mad.

556
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
They'd send back, hey, fucking quit.

557
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
Or, I'll find you.

558
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
You know, just something.

559
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:06,000
So here's some of the stupid shit that I used to text people and pager people.

560
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,000
And it would piss them off.

561
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:14,000
Like one of them I did was, do you use plastic spoons?

562
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:18,000
And they're just like, what?

563
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
And then you get a, who is this?

564
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,000
Your mom.

565
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,000
She's dead.

566
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000
Oops.

567
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,000
Oops.

568
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:37,000
So anyhow, then another one that I would do is, what's your feelings on a spork?

569
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000
That irritated people.

570
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:44,000
A lot of people didn't even know what a spork was.

571
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000
Another one?

572
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000
That's what you're eating with it.

573
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000
Yeah, I know.

574
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000
But imagine that.

575
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000
Okay, you're walking along and you're holding those papers.

576
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000
Yeah, see, cold saw?

577
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Perfect.

578
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000
Yeah, yeah.

579
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,000
You can get the juice and the, yeah.

580
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:02,000
Imagine getting a text from somebody you don't know like that.

581
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
What's your feelings on a spork?

582
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,000
And it's like, what?

583
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000
Fuck you.

584
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,000
Another one I did, I once ate at a buffet.

585
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
Or what?

586
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000
Okay.

587
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,000
Who is this?

588
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
Why do I care if he ate at a buffet?

589
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,000
Here is she.

590
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000
And then this is just weird ones that I did.

591
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:26,000
If the phone battery could talk, what would it say?

592
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,000
And this is the, this is these old phone batteries.

593
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:33,000
The ones that, you know, you could talk in the house freely and that was it.

594
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000
Yeah.

595
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,000
Without a cord.

596
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,000
Without those phone batteries is what I was talking about back then.

597
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,000
And sometimes people would answer back.

598
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000
It would say, fuck you, loser.

599
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:48,000
Or it would say, I'm going to whip your ass.

600
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,000
Or, you know, people would come back with some stupid shit like that.

601
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:55,000
And then I'd say something else, you know, just to throw them off like,

602
00:26:55,000 --> 00:27:01,000
remember the weddings at five or something like that.

603
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Have you ever used a piece of clothing for toilet paper?

604
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000
Yeah, yeah, I had to.

605
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000
I'm not too proud.

606
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Yeah, yeah, I have.

607
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000
I think everybody has.

608
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,000
So right then it was like, what?

609
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:22,000
You know, and then a lot of times if it wasn't someone I didn't know completely,

610
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:26,000
random texts, it was someone that I met and got their number somehow

611
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000
and tortured them with this shit.

612
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:33,000
I had this one guy just threaten to fucking come down and beat the shit out of me

613
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000
and he thought I was somebody else anyhow.

614
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:39,000
Why does that not surprise me?

615
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:46,000
So anyhow, this one is really odd and it really threw people off

616
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,000
because people would just like freak out on this one.

617
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000
It's a really long one too.

618
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:57,000
And this, if I had an old Christo disco ball, it's missing a mirror.

619
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:01,000
Maybe I could buy a small rectangle mirror and glue it on.

620
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Do they make small three by five quarter inch mirrors?

621
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:08,000
Find out and get back with me.

622
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000
I'm like, what?

623
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,000
I'm not going to go fucking check on these little mirrors for this guy.

624
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000
Who gives a shit?

625
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
Who is this guy?

626
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:21,000
Some people go, like one person said, check your local hardware store.

627
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,000
And then I said back, no, I told you to check.

628
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,000
They get mad at me.

629
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,000
I'm not going to fucking do it.

630
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000
I go, yeah, I am.

631
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000
I'm going to come over there.

632
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,000
I'm going to make you fucking do it.

633
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:40,000
So another one, do you like parades?

634
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000
Not really.

635
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,000
No, no, no.

636
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
It depends on what kind of parade.

637
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:52,000
Yeah, well, I mean, just to get that generically, you know, like a text or something.

638
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Another one I did was who are you related to?

639
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000
Sometimes people would answer.

640
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,000
They think that they met me somewhere and I was someone else.

641
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,000
And they go, yeah, yeah, I was Bill's younger cousin.

642
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,000
Remember the one in the red or whatever.

643
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:10,000
Then I, you know, depending on what it was is depending on how I go after him after that.

644
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:17,000
You know, like, yeah, yeah, you look like a pussy or something like that.

645
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000
This next one.

646
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:25,000
If the Beatles were still alive, would they do a reunion concert?

647
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,000
And I don't know.

648
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:32,000
At the time, it was only let's see.

649
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
No, I think George Harrison had just died.

650
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:38,000
And that's what like set me off to doing stupid shit like that.

651
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:43,000
Another one was how many pairs of slippers do you have?

652
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:48,000
And most of the time people go, who the fuck wants to know? And I go, I don't know.

653
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,000
Make up and make up a name.

654
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000
Henry wants to know who's Henry.

655
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000
That guy.

656
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,000
What guy? That guy or something like that.

657
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:03,000
And then the next one and the last one is what's your shoe size?

658
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000
And that used to get people pissed off.

659
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,000
Sometimes they'd answer.

660
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:10,000
They go, yeah, I wear 11 wide or something like that.

661
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:19,000
So anyhow, so Rob, you got anything pertinent that you want to get out there?

662
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,000
Yeah, I got one here for you, buddy.

663
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,000
All right.

664
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,000
You're going to like this one.

665
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000
Okay.

666
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:38,000
On Sunday morning, a police officer in Baxter County, Arkansas came across a parked car at a commercial storage facility

667
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:45,000
that has been targeted by burglars 52 times since 2022.

668
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:50,000
The cop deemed the vehicle as suspicious.

669
00:30:50,000 --> 00:31:03,000
The sheriff's deputy noted that the vehicle in question was seen walking around 1245 a.m.

670
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000
You're going to love this, Mark.

671
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Okay.

672
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:23,000
Upon inspecting the automobile, the officer caught sight of Theodore Morgavin, a man of 55 years, having sex with a plush toy.

673
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:31,000
Morgavin, a divorced father of three, lives about a mile away from the storage facility in Midway.

674
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,000
It really hit hard times, evidently.

675
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
Oh, just listen, it gets better.

676
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000
Okay.

677
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:48,000
Due to Morgavin's probation, law enforcement was granted the authority to search both him and his vehicle without a warrant.

678
00:31:48,000 --> 00:32:03,000
After a thorough search, officers discovered methamphetamine, a syringe, and two pipes used for smoking marijuana.

679
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,000
Wow.

680
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,000
Yeah.

681
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Okay.

682
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,000
Yeah, he was already on probation.

683
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,000
Wow.

684
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:22,000
You know, over my little time in Eureka Springs there, my little vacation, I had time to retrieve some emails.

685
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
Oh, good. I've been waiting.

686
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,000
Yes.

687
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,000
I know where they're at.

688
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,000
And I'll get some of the top ones first, but first I got a little story that happened to us.

689
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:46,000
And anyhow, I'm not going to go into her name or nothing, but anyhow, it was a young lady that worked at the Basin Park balcony restaurant at their hotel.

690
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:53,000
Me and my wife and our two friends were all going to go there and eat today, right, earlier today?

691
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000
Yeah.

692
00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:00,000
And we go up there and she's going, oh, it's going to be a wait.

693
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Well, how long a wait?

694
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
And she was really rude.

695
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:09,000
And she goes, I don't know until someone gets up and leaves.

696
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
I'm like, okay.

697
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000
All right.

698
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Well, we'll just sit here until someone gets up and leaves.

699
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:20,000
So then a party, this is a party of four, a party of five comes in behind us.

700
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:26,000
And the girl goes, no, there's a wait. And then the people go, you mean we can't get in on one of those tabletops?

701
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000
He looked in.

702
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,000
He goes, we can't get in.

703
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,000
There's nobody in there.

704
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,000
And we knew there's nobody in there.

705
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,000
We thought maybe they just didn't have help.

706
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,000
He goes, like, you mean we can't get in there to that one of those six tops there?

707
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,000
I mean, there's five of us.

708
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000
No, that's reserved for big parties.

709
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,000
One of those tables is reserved for how many people?

710
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Six.

711
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,000
Well, we're five.

712
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,000
Okay.

713
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000
All right.

714
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000
I'll sit you there.

715
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:55,000
So when she came out, I was like, now, wait a minute.

716
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000
Wait a minute.

717
00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:04,000
I go, you just sat a table of five in front of us and told us we had to wait.

718
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,000
We're only four.

719
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000
We're only two people away from a six top.

720
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000
People put them there all the time.

721
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Why can't we get in there?

722
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,000
And anyhow, she goes, oh, I don't know.

723
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:20,000
And she started becoming very argumentative.

724
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:25,000
So I go, she goes, okay, I'll put you in there, like it's some big feed or something.

725
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:30,000
So anyhow, everybody came back from the restroom and everything, all four of us.

726
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:36,000
And I go, you know, I said, no, I think I'm going to go over to New Delhi and eat, which is right across the road.

727
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,000
And she goes, so I was willing to let it go with that, right?

728
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
I'm like, okay, she's just a stupid bitch.

729
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
And I'm just going to leave.

730
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000
Don't need to deal with her or nothing.

731
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:50,000
And then when I said, yeah, we're going to go over there and eat, she goes, good luck.

732
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:54,000
And I go, well, good luck learning you at mastering your new job.

733
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,000
And she fucking, this is not a new job.

734
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000
I've been here a long time.

735
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000
And anyhow, she goes, I don't need to explain anything to you.

736
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,000
And she fucking slams a bathroom door going in the bathroom.

737
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
She goes, fuck you.

738
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,000
And then all of a sudden, the four other chicks come out of the back there.

739
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Oh, my God, we're so sorry.

740
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000
We're so sorry.

741
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000
I'll serve you myself.

742
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000
Come on in.

743
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,000
And I'm like, no, no, no, we're going to go across the road.

744
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:22,000
And I said, I don't want to eat here after an employee says that to me.

745
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,000
She's like, she's like messed up.

746
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000
And I go, she should have been out here in the first place.

747
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000
We all know this.

748
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
And I said, we're going to go somewhere else.

749
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
I said, look, you're a nice lady.

750
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Everyone else here is nice.

751
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,000
The only assholes, the one in the bathroom.

752
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,000
And I said, we're leaving.

753
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Anyhow, yeah, that was just fucked up.

754
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:47,000
I cannot believe that people like that hold down a job in that position.

755
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Because our friend Leslie got there first because of miscue in the, she walked up.

756
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:59,000
There's a miscue in the elevator and someone got us all the way up to seven and then brought us down to five.

757
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:03,000
And we had to be on one to be in the balcony restaurant.

758
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,000
So Leslie is already up there waiting.

759
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:17,000
And before we got there, she was like, this lady was a real snotty to attend college age people that were going to go in there and do some drinking.

760
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,000
And she was snotty and didn't want to let them in either.

761
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,000
And they just, they were like, you know, we're not taking this attitude.

762
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000
And they left.

763
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:35,000
So that chick there is responsible for probably at least 15 people that didn't go into the balcony restaurant and spend their money.

764
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,000
So anyhow, that's all I got with that one.

765
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,000
But I was just like really insulted by that dumb bitch.

766
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000
So yeah, I would be too.

767
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Yeah.

768
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,000
So anyhow, we have some emails here, Rob.

769
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000
Yeah, let's get to them.

770
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000
And it's funny.

771
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,000
I've been waiting for some.

772
00:36:51,000 --> 00:37:01,000
It's funny that you said that your your ex would be more than willing to send me a picture of how hairy your asshole is.

773
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000
What are my emails?

774
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:07,000
The first one, we want Rob Rads Harry asshole pic.

775
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,000
It isn't fair to have it only one way.

776
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:14,000
I demand Rob post an asshole pic for us all.

777
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Signed Jerry and Montrose.

778
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,000
Oh, we got his name.

779
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:25,000
We got his name.

780
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000
He's that one hit in Montrose.

781
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Jerry, we know where you live.

782
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
I knew I'd drag it out of him.

783
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
Jerry, we know where you live.

784
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
RSS tells us where you live.

785
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
Thank you.

786
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
Okay, Mark.

787
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Jerry.

788
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000
Mark.

789
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
I know it will be expecting a pic.

790
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:47,000
I will be sending it to Jerry and Jerry, you better reply.

791
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:53,000
I will send you a pic of my ass and you send it to Jerry.

792
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000
Yeah, I will.

793
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Jerry is coming up.

794
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,000
Jerry and Montrose is coming up.

795
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:07,000
And then anybody else that has any questions, you can send it to them too.

796
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
I will send it to you immediately.

797
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:16,000
If you request Rob Rads Harry asshole pic, it will be sent to you immediately.

798
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:20,000
Unless you're under 18, then it will never be sent to you.

799
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000
Oh, hell no.

800
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Yeah, so.

801
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,000
Hell no.

802
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000
Next one.

803
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Douchebags.

804
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
I am insulted.

805
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:35,000
Myself and the Auto Body shop, we listen to you and we have never got a mention.

806
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000
We have downloaded every show.

807
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Matt in Springfield, New Century Auto Body LLC.

808
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000
Do you know where that's at?

809
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
No, I don't.

810
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:49,000
But it helps if we know a name.

811
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Matt.

812
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,000
Matt in Springfield.

813
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000
But he didn't give me his last name.

814
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,000
Hi, Matt.

815
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000
Hi, Matt.

816
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,000
Hi, New Century Auto Body.

817
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Hi, New Century.

818
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,000
You know, RSS has some flaws in it.

819
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:05,000
And remember I said Springfield had a couple of hits, but didn't have that many.

820
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Yeah.

821
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Yeah.

822
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,000
Well, it's not coming up.

823
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
It's not coming up on our feed.

824
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
And that's how come we didn't give you guys a mention.

825
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000
But thank you.

826
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:18,000
So New Century Auto Body LLC in Springfield, thank you very much.

827
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000
Thank you for listening.

828
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000
Keep listening.

829
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:25,000
I hope you hear this and I hope it's as good as you deserve.

830
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000
Because you guys are great listeners.

831
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000
Thank you very much.

832
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:34,000
And if I ever hit a deer up here at Lake of the Ozarks, I'll bring my car to you.

833
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,000
There you go.

834
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000
You got Rob Radd's promise.

835
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000
And me, it'll be too far for me to go.

836
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,000
So I'll have to do it up here.

837
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:44,000
But I will tell them about how good you are.

838
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,000
So.

839
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000
Oh, they never do.

840
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000
They know me.

841
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,000
Oh.

842
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Next one.

843
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000
Hey, D-Bags.

844
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:58,000
How come we haven't seen you live at the City Market in at least a month?

845
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:02,000
You even have a new intro with the City Market still on it.

846
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
John and Prairie Village.

847
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:08,000
John and Prairie Village, you've actually emailed me quite a bit.

848
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,000
And you had some really good suggestions.

849
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,000
And we thank you.

850
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:15,000
Now, John and Prairie Village is probably one of our most adamant listeners on certain things.

851
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000
Okay.

852
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,000
Okay.

853
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Well, can I answer this?

854
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Yes.

855
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:28,000
John, it's because I live in Campton, Missouri, at Lakewood Ozarks.

856
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:34,000
Topher, the guy that I was going down to the City Market with, he's putting little bits on here and there.

857
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,000
And we have a thing called Straight from Topher's Desk.

858
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,000
But quite frankly, he's just got a lot going on right now.

859
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
And he's not ready to come back.

860
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000
And that's fine.

861
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,000
And we told Topher whenever he's ready, it's fine with us.

862
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:51,000
We are working on different things.

863
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,000
To be back down at the City Market.

864
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
Yes.

865
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Not just Topher and Mark.

866
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,000
But I'll tell you what.

867
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:09,000
Okay, John and Prairie Village, like I said before, when we are down there, I expect you to come down and participate.

868
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:15,000
You have a lot of different ideas and some criticism, which we love, because that's how you get better.

869
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,000
And some attaboys, too.

870
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:22,000
So you're probably our best listener, as far as I can tell.

871
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:28,000
So when we do start broadcasting, I want you to email me and let me know.

872
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,000
I'll let you know exactly when you're going to be there.

873
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000
When we're going to be there.

874
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,000
And then you tell me, hey, I'll come up for the last hour.

875
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,000
Or I plan on doing all three hours, however long we're out there.

876
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:44,000
So John and Prairie Village, I expect to be seeing you down there and podcasting with us.

877
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:48,000
When we do make it back to the City Market.

878
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:52,000
Right now, there's various things going on in our lives that's preventing us from doing it.

879
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000
It will be soon, I promise.

880
00:41:53,000 --> 00:42:00,000
But this was a show that was born around the City Market and executed around.

881
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:10,000
I mean, it's just something that we want to go back to do because we're really getting ingrained in the whole, what would you call it?

882
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
The whole area.

883
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
People were knowing we were out there.

884
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,000
They were loving it because there's people around us talking, joining in.

885
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:25,000
And it brought, I mean, there have been several business owners there have mentioned something to me too.

886
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:31,000
You know, because Topher and I go there and have a coffee Tuesdays or Wednesdays or something like that.

887
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:38,000
And a lot of them have came up to me and said, you know what, we really enjoyed you guys being out here.

888
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
And it'd be great if you did again.

889
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,000
So we plan on doing that.

890
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,000
It's just we can't right now.

891
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
But we're working on it.

892
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,000
We're working on it.

893
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,000
So hey, John and Prairie Village is taking well.

894
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,000
I know you didn't mean it.

895
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,000
You know, I know you didn't mean it bad.

896
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000
And you're right.

897
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,000
We need to get back out to the City Market and we will.

898
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000
So yeah, we will.

899
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,000
We will.

900
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:07,000
And I can't give an average time or nothing like that.

901
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:11,000
It just it's just depends on so many different things.

902
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:16,000
So anyhow, how about if we come back in a couple of minutes?

903
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
All right.

904
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,000
Okay.

905
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:25,000
As pleasant as 50 grit sandpaper to your inner thighs.

906
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,000
Next up, things overhead in hell.

907
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:39,000
Man, Axel Rose is such a great childhood therapist.

908
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:43,000
I hope he writes more books.

909
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Two monkey fuckers and a toaster will be right back.

910
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:25,000
All right.

911
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000
It's two douchebags and microphone.

912
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,000
Mark.

913
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000
And Rob.

914
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,000
All right.

915
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:38,000
Did you hear about flag football?

916
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,000
No, I didn't.

917
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:45,000
It is officially becoming an Olympic sport.

918
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:50,000
What do you think?

919
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,000
That's cool.

920
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
Okay.

921
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
The International.

922
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Oh, okay.

923
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000
I'll just keep going while you're busy there.

924
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:08,000
The International Olympic Committee has approved the addition of flag football to a list of sports that will be a part of 2020.

925
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Eight.

926
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Summer Olympics in Los Angeles, 2028 are going to be the first to host it.

927
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:21,000
No word if the plans are to keep flag football permanently or not.

928
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:26,000
They're at least going to be in the 2028 Olympics in Los Angeles.

929
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
I love this idea.

930
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
And here's why.

931
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:39,000
It will showcase up and coming potential players with international players who would be open to scouts from pro and college teams.

932
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:49,000
So let's say there's somebody in another country that doesn't really take to American style football, right?

933
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,000
And this person is just phenomenal at it.

934
00:45:52,000 --> 00:46:02,000
This would be an area to where they could develop more overseas players to get more talented people in there.

935
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:09,000
It'll be interesting to watch and remember the standout players kind of like college football, you know.

936
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000
I like that idea a lot.

937
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:17,000
I've also read that pro football was in as in the NFL could participate as well.

938
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:22,000
If that's the case, then we're going to get a ton of gold medals, right?

939
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:27,000
I think we found Colin Kaepernick a job.

940
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Yeah, he could referee.

941
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:39,000
Yeah, I'll be comfortable with him refereeing.

942
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:45,000
So anyhow.

943
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:52,000
Yeah, I mean, I hope that it's going to be a regular in the Olympics because I love the Olympics,

944
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:58,000
but I struggle with some of the some of the sports that they play.

945
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,000
It doesn't interest me so much.

946
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:05,000
Now, during the summer Olympics, I would love to see some good flag football.

947
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000
I think that would be refreshing.

948
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:12,000
You know, the NFL is not quite underway there at their, you know, during the summer there in July.

949
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:18,000
They might be in their mini camps or whatever, but they're pretty far off from just playing, right?

950
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,000
Yeah, that would be an added little bonus wouldn't it?

951
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000
And be like, yeah, you know what? I can watch some up and comers here.

952
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Hopefully it's like that. But if it's pros and OK, we'll go watch Lamar Jackson run around while people try to grab his flag.

953
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
OK, good enough.

954
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:39,000
So anyhow, I like that idea.

955
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Did you hear about the new ice cream?

956
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,000
No.

957
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000
OK.

958
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000
I'm an ice cream lover.

959
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:56,000
OK, instead of an ooey gooey bowl of mac and cheese, you could just grab a bowl of Kraft mac and cheese ice cream.

960
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000
Woo woo.

961
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Yeah, no.

962
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,000
I might think about it.

963
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:08,000
Reddit is taking a dump on the product and it sounds gross.

964
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,000
I don't know what time of day it is.

965
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:17,000
To me it sounds gross, but I didn't think I would like Burn-N ice cream either.

966
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:23,000
But you know, the KC Jobe's beef Burn-N ice cream, it was fucking great, dude.

967
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:27,000
It was sweet and salty.

968
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:35,000
And the sweet from the barbecue sauce offset the sweet from the ice cream with the saltiness actually made it really good.

969
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,000
I mean, that's about the best way I can describe it.

970
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,000
But you know KC Jobe's barbecue, right?

971
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000
I've heard of it.

972
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,000
OK.

973
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:50,000
I think they have three or four locations, something like that.

974
00:48:50,000 --> 00:49:02,000
But anyhow, KC Jobe's is one of the top barbecue places around here, I'd say, especially in volume.

975
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,000
They have a lot of product.

976
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:10,000
So there was this other ice cream shop called Betty Ray's up the road.

977
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:14,000
And they'd get together and collaborate with some of the other businesses.

978
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:20,000
And KC Jobe's Burn-N's, they came up with an ice cream for that.

979
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:25,000
And it was actually really good when I thought it was going to be gross.

980
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:33,000
Anyhow, and you know what, do you think you would like Burn-N ice cream?

981
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,000
You don't think you would?

982
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,000
I don't know.

983
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,000
I've had fried ice cream.

984
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000
Fried ice cream is good, yes.

985
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,000
Oh, I love fried ice cream.

986
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,000
I don't know about that.

987
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,000
I didn't think I was going to like it and I loved it.

988
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000
So I don't actually.

989
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
Well then I probably would.

990
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,000
I don't actually.

991
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000
Well, this, I'll go on with this.

992
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,000
I don't actually know how this would be.

993
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
It could be good, who knows?

994
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,000
That's what I'm trying to say.

995
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,000
I found it once.

996
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:08,000
It was at a place called Betty Ray's and that's where the ice cream that I got.

997
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:13,000
And you know, it's all homemade ice creams and waffle cones and real waffle cones.

998
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Ice cream is online.

999
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
Oh, cool.

1000
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Anyhow, this ice cream, the mac and cheese ice cream is not from Betty Ray's.

1001
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:30,000
This is an online deal that you can go to and the only way you can get this mac and cheese ice cream.

1002
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:34,000
It's on, it's an online order and good luck getting it.

1003
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:40,000
It's been, it's sold out hopelessly and it's not going to last forever.

1004
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
I think it'll be here for like a month or so.

1005
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:47,000
So I think your chances of actually ordering it and getting it are slim to none.

1006
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:51,000
So anyhow.

1007
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Tell me how to order it.

1008
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000
Okay, hang on.

1009
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000
Let me look.

1010
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Hang on.

1011
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,000
Did you get it ordered?

1012
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,000
Hang on.

1013
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:07,000
Let me take a look.

1014
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000
You better get back with me on one or two.

1015
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,000
Okay, hang on.

1016
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,000
Shit.

1017
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Oh, hey, while you're doing that, how about this?

1018
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,000
Okay.

1019
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,000
I got a little story.

1020
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000
Okay.

1021
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:28,000
A North Carolina family is seeking answers after a man's body was initially mistaken as a Halloween prop, according to local reports.

1022
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:47,000
Police in China Grove, a town about 15 miles from Charlotte, announced on October 11th that they were investigating the discovery of a white male deceased on the property of an abandoned house, according to news release.

1023
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The man named by his family is 34 year old Robert Owens, had not been seen since October 1st, according to a police statement sent to Insider, and this is Insider.com.

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A landscaping worker mowing the lawn had seen the body the day before police were alerted, but thought it was a dummy.

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He believed the body to be a fake dummy used for training by numerous law agencies on the property over the last few years and did not report it, the statement said.

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But Owens' sister, Haley Shue, told Queen City News that the body had been taken for a Halloween prop.

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Wow.

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Don't know how you could do that, Owens' sister Haley Shue told the outlet.

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Go right beside someone and see if there are Halloween decorations at a house no one lives at.

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I don't understand how that works, but okay.

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I'm reading it dude. I'm not doing it for you. I'm reading one of them.

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I believe it. I'm not saying I don't believe it.

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I figured you'd be in a weird mood tonight, so there you go.

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I love it. Thank you.

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How about some new douche flavors? What do you think of that?

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Alright, alright. And then, end of the show, I got a Joe Bonamassa concert for people to look into.

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Oh, okay.

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Go ahead.

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Okay.

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Well, I think that people have been listening for a while now. There's a lot of you and thank you.

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So we're here from Jeffy again.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jeffy X is our informant from Massingale.

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Every now and then he crosses over to different corporations and what he does is he gets us products or flavors that have failed.

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That they've tried, put in front of focus groups and all that and you know people are like, no, not for me, eh, buzzer, nope, nope, nope. All that.

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So, anyhow, he gets us these lists before they toss them all away when he reads these reports of the failed products.

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Then he grabs them. Then he sends me an email and this time I was in Eureka Springs and anyhow, we're in the tree houses.

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We stayed in the tree houses and I'm getting some really good information.

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Yeah, I see it on Facebook. I'm jealous.

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It's a cool place. I'll tell you more about that probably next podcast.

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Oh, I know about it. I know about it.

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Oh, okay, okay. So each one of these places have internet. So I have really good internet. So I'm like, okay, good.

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Jeffy says, hey, you're around. I'm like, yeah, I'm right here. He goes, hey, I'm sending you the list of douche flavors that failed.

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And like always, if you don't retrieve this in 10 minutes, it's gone for good. It disappears.

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So I get on there. I download it. Fucking print it real quick and I'm like, okay, good. I got it.

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Then sure enough.

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Thank God you want to work.

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Yeah, I know. I know at work I'd have to like make something up, run it to the shitter and like download it. Right.

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So anyhow, he gets these to me and I've been fortunate enough to grab every one of them and download it before it disappeared in 10 minutes.

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So you got to understand this guy does a very dangerous job. He gets this information that they don't want us to have.

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So we want everyone to just take a side and think about, you know, how good Jeffy X is and, you know, maybe send me some emails that go to Jeffy X. Right.

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Yeah. He's got he's got something special coming his Christmas stocking from.

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Yes. Yes. Yep. And we know what he likes.

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So anyhow, new deuce flavors. The first one that failed was and I don't get this at all. Sour Apple.

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Does that make a guy? Oh, dude, I love that. I love sour apple. Yeah.

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Wouldn't sour apple like make you I don't know, a little bit more, you know, together down there, you know, a little.

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Oh, it'd be perfect. Wouldn't it like all the way around in in air quotes, tighten things up. Right. Really. Right.

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And we're coming up on Halloween. Yeah. Sour Apple would fit right in.

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Yes. So I don't understand where these Massingale people get this shit. I mean, Matt, I mean, sour apples. Fine.

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So anyhow, it failed. So anyhow, the next one is funfetti. You know that funfetti is like white cake. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. With the sparkles on it like icing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, people didn't find that.

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No, no, no, no, no. I don't get it. I'm flabbergasted. Sparkles are currently due.

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Oh, oh, oh, OK. OK. Sparkles are crunchy. Yep.

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The next one I don't get because I love my ketchup. Ketchup flavor. What the hell?

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Oh, dude. Do you think maybe it might look a little too much like something else?

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Oh, you know what? You might have a point there. You think it looks a little too ant flowish?

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Otherwise, it'd be awesome. Yeah. Who doesn't love ketchup?

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Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know, man. You know what? We do not do these. We have nothing to do with them.

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We just grab these. We illegally grab these documents that shouldn't be obtained.

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And we immediately report to the people because you guys need to know. We give our opinion. Yeah. Our opinion.

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Yeah. If you believe anything we say, I don't know what to tell you. Someone will sell you a bridge in Brooklyn.

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So next one, dill pickle.

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I've seen that. Oh, I love that. Dill pickle is awesome, man.

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I make you want to take a big crunch out there. But probably. OK. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe that's what happened.

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I shouldn't say this, but I'm going to. I drink my Bloody Mary's with dill pickle. I drink it Chicago style.

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OK. All right. Hey, you shot me off guard tonight, Mark.

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I love it. Next one, sawdust. I think I get that one. Yeah. A little bland. Yeah. Next one, crab meat.

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A little dry. Yeah. Yeah. A little dry. Yeah, that's true. Next one, crab meat.

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No. No. We've kicked all seafood out, man. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

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That went back to you and Topher. You and Topher, you kick all the seafood out. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we did. We did.

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And we're trying to get away from the seafood flavor. Yeah. Next one, broccoli.

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I think I could agree with that. That would be better than seafood. It would be much better than seafood.

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As a matter of fact, you want anything smelling too fishy around there, right? Right. Yep. Next one, sauerkraut.

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You like sauerkraut? No. Yeah, but not down there. Yeah, you got the vinegar. Yeah. Extra vinegar at that point. Yeah.

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I like that one. Maybe sauerkraut is the way to go, Rob. Okay. Ooh, I like that one. Alright, sauerkraut it is.

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Next one, pretzel. Probably too doughy once you get in there. If you were drinking it'd go great. Oh, yeah, that's right.

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Yeah. Yeah, okay. I don't know what they're thinking. I don't know what they're thinking. That would be a drunk night. Yes.

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It would go good. It'd be awesome. Yes. Yep. Next one, crabapple. Hell to the no. Why not? No. No. Would it make you pucker too much?

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Uh, no. No. Yeah, too much. Too much. I agree with you. The next one, canned yam. Love it. Yams are delicious.

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I love it. Yeah. Ever have a good yam pie? Well, the same thing, right? You wouldn't even have to add your own ingredients.

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No. You gotta. Yeah. Very highly canned. Yeah. You know, you never know. There might be a little yeast in there already.

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Yeah. For the crust. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. For the crust. Yeah. You never know what you could do.

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Next one, biscuits and cream gravy. As long as it's cream gravy.

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Okay. Yeah, the sausage were out. Yeah. Rob, I think I would have to agree with you.

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I think every man would. Yep. Okay. Yep. All right. Well, Rob, you got a final. See what you did when you cashed me off guard.

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I know this has been one. And I haven't done yet. This has been one weird ass podcast, Rob. Wait till Saturday night. All right.

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Do you want to announce Saturday night? Yes. Saturday night is no script night. We're not writing shit up for nothing.

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We're just going to start bullshitting. And if it sucks, it sucks. We're airing it either way, whether it's brilliant or it sucks.

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We're airing it. And let me let me put it like this. If you don't care what you are talking. Yeah.

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If you find yourself like, oh, listen off and think about some other shit and not listening to us, then you can fucking give us give us a message.

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So, hey, you guys suck. Well, you guys off script, you wander around. It's stupid. You guys are boring. Nobody gives a shit.

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Whatever. Or you can give us some love to be like, you know, this is some cool shit. We need more of that. So and any.

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Well, just just tonight, I came up with it just during this podcast.

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I came up with a story for Saturday night that I'm going to tell about me and Taco Bell and playing quarters.

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That sounds great. I can't wait to hear that. Oh, it's awesome. Cool. True story. True story.

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Cool. Cool. I think I might retell a couple of my stories, too.

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Like, there's a story that I did. I'm not sure. Don't go into it now. Yeah. You know what? I'll get into it later.

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So anyhow, we're going to start and I guess I've talked about everybody like like it sounds you should join us Saturday night for our next podcast.

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Although it'll be probably posted Sunday, but it will be Saturday night.

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So anyhow, thanks for listening. We'll talk to you guys. Hold up. Hold up. OK. I'm sorry. I have a couple things I want to announce.

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All right. OK. Anybody that likes Joe Bonamassa, which I know you do, I do. Yeah.

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November 3rd, he will be in concert at Robinson Performance Hall in Little Rock, Arkansas. Cool.

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He's on a tour right now. I ride across that. And also, I have an update. OK.

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On our last RSS.com report, we had Glenn Allen. We didn't know where it was. Yeah. Yeah. I looked it up.

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Where is it? It's Glenn Allen, Missouri.

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Bollinger County.

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OK. It's in southeast Missouri. OK.

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It's part of Cape Gilao and Jackson, Illinois, right in between. Thank you. Whoever it is that listens to it. No, no, no, no. It gets better. Oh, OK.

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Glenn Allen, Missouri in 2021. Population 58. Oh, my God. And we got a listener out of there.

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Area that Eric, Eric, Eric, you know, the area size. Yeah. That town. Uh huh.

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Twenty seven acres. I looked it up, dude. You look up. I will. Glenn Allen, Missouri. That's what it tells you.

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Us getting a listener from there. Thank you.

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We're getting a few from the boot hill. Yeah. I wonder how. We're growing in the boot hill, I notice.

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The Springfield one doesn't show up. I still don't know. I mean, anyhow, New Century. Thank you guys.

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Yeah. I mean, you guys obviously listen and thank you for the mention and thanks for everybody getting together and choosing to listen to us.

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But I, you know, I've heard that the RSS is just something to kind of loosely base it on. But a lot of the information doesn't come through because of different platforms do things different ways.

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Yeah. Well, all right. That also shows the platforms. Yes. And I have a feeling when you have it even shows whether you list, whether you're listening on iPhone or PC.

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Yeah. Mine tells me that. Yeah. Also on the map there, I've seen where a lot of people listen to us on like the interstates, which would indicate like a lot of it, you know, maybe people going through an area, but they're not actually from that area.

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So anyhow, well, that's what I was thinking about. Like the Ozarks, it's a true story. Although there are people who live here. I know a lot of people here, but we are high down here. Yeah.

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One of our bigger margins is down here. And I'm thinking, like I mentioned before, I'm thinking it's people travel. Yeah, probably.

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And that could go back to what you're saying. People on the highway. Yeah. Yeah. So we don't we get we get a kind of a roundabout version of a lot of how many people are listening.

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My sans a few because it's just the way that it's reported. And it's not a perfect science. So anyhow, you know what? Thank you. You don't have to wait three more weeks on that report because we just did it last weekend.

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Yeah. So thank you. Thank you. Glen Allen and anyhow, everybody have a good night. Thank you.

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Thank you, everybody. Have a good night. Have a good week. Yeah.

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Hey, where do they go? Where the douchebags? Oh, my God. Someone took a dump in the corner. Oh, geez. Glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. Man, that smells.