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I'm Mark.
And I'm Rob.
Alrighty.
Well, in a little bit we're going to go to the hairy asshole Olympics, but the first
thing that we were talking about off the air was in the newest issue of Guitar Magazine,
Joe Bonamassa, who I should have had on my blues list, but I did not.
And I'm very disappointed why I overlooked him.
I love Bonamassa.
Me too.
Yeah.
Well, no, he was on mine.
Was he on your list?
Yeah.
I had him in for one song.
I overlooked him and I apologize.
He should have been on there.
So I don't have that page open right now.
Okay.
In the new issue of Guitarist Magazine, Joe Bonamassa discusses, not discovers, discuss
how he came to his own, to own his iconic 1960 Gibson Les Paul Standard, the so-called
Boland Burst, describing it as the strangest guitar deal I ever did.
The Boland Burst got its name from its long-running association with Deep Purple and Zephyr guitarist
Tommy Boland.
Guitarists got to see and photograph the instrument up close when they were invited to head the
Nerdville USA, the guitar icon's given name for his personal museum for a guided tour
of his awe-inspiring 500 plus guitar collection.
It's full of stories of valuable vintage finds, but it seems even an instrument as famous
as Boland Burst still has a few surprises to offer as Bonamassa reveals.
Tommy Boland never owned this guitar, explains Bonamassa.
That's a misconception.
It was owned by a guy named David Brown who bought it in 1966 for $125 in Denver.
His daughter actually sent me the receipt.
When Tommy's gold top got nicked in the early 70s when he was with Zephyr, David was Tommy's
right-hand man and he loaned him this Burst.
And so Tommy played it all through Zephyr and Deep Purple.
Bonamassa notes Boland did not use it on his album with, it was called Spectrum, it was
a solo one.
He used a Fender Stratocaster.
They put the vibrato on the Boland Burst because Tommy was a Strat guy, says Bonamassa.
So they put the vibrato, which is like the wangy bar or whatever, like Strats were famous
for.
They put it on this Gibson Les Paul, which it looks kind of funny because you're not
used to a vibrato on there.
The Blues Rock Ace learned the art of buying vintage guitars by accompanying his dad, a
vintage dealer, on guitar safaris throughout his childhood.
However, even he says tracking down the Boland Burst was not an easy process.
I looked for this guitar for about a decade, explains Bonamassa.
I finally located David in Utah.
I made a deal with him, paid him cash, and he died two months later in a car accident.
His last text to his daughter was, I buried the money in the desert.
Weird story.
It was also the strangest guitar deal I ever did.
We presume the guitarist had a more secure home life since it's been under the Blues
Rockers careful custodianship.
So anyhow, this is just an interesting story because people thought, the reason it's so
interesting is because people thought, number one, it was Tommy Boland's guitar because
he played it in Deep Purple and Zephyr, but it wasn't.
It was his guitar tech and right-hand man's guitar.
And number two, people thought Bonamassa bought it from Boland's surviving family members,
which he did not.
He bought it from this David guy in Utah.
And it's a really cool looking guitar because it actually has a vibrato or a tremolo or
what, a wangy bar, whatever you want to call them.
They're called by all different things, which is most notably on a Fender and not on a Gibson.
A Gibson Les Paul Standard does not have that on there.
And you're supposed to bend the note yourself or shake the guitar or whatever to get the
sound.
So anyhow, I guess the Gibson Les Paul does not consider that part of the guitar, so they
never put it on there, but he had that put on there because he liked the strats so much.
So there you go.
Anyhow, we were talking about the hairy asshole Olympics, weren't we?
Yes, we were.
I've been waiting.
It's been a while.
We've given everybody a rest.
Yes, we have.
So we've been itching.
It's time to get out of our system.
Without any further ado, we bring you the hairy asshole Olympics.
Did we ever decide how many of them we done?
Is this still part two?
Yeah, we're.
Yeah, we are.
First one is finalized.
I've made Dave Mustaine one it.
OK, we're still in.
We're still in here.
Olympics two.
You just added more.
We would have had it finished, but you are you added more.
I know I'm being a dick.
OK, anyhow, basically, I think it explains itself.
But just in case you're still wondering and you don't know and you haven't listened to
other episodes, this is who we think has a hairiest asshole and we put them up against
each other.
They think that they're celebrities.
They're people that are known.
Yes.
So.
Anyhow, do you want to just go down the list or do you want to do the list or how do you
want to do this?
Well, I have my people.
I still do not know who is on your list.
Others have won.
There's one I remember.
I will do it because I have both lists.
I will do it myself.
I have both lists, although although I do have two of your.
OK, well, I have I have one of your bands.
OK, and you're and you're.
Number one before you added everybody else.
And you decide to make a comeback on me.
I know.
Well, I mean, we're going to go right.
That's all right.
We're going to go to part three, so you're probably going to come back.
It's just the way it's been rolling.
So OK, I'm just going to go in the list.
We still have wild cards.
I'm throwing in a wild card tonight.
OK, I could throw in mine or I might wait.
We'll see.
OK, I'm going off how many people we got.
OK, the first one, I'm just going to do the first two, then the second two, then the third
two and then the fourth two.
OK, you pull one up.
I'll put one up.
OK, was Tom Selig mine?
Yep.
OK, I put Tom Selig against who?
Who do you want him?
Hello, Phil.
Tom Selig against Will Ferrell.
Tom Selig's mustache game is great, but Will Ferrell is hairy all over.
And I don't know about Tom Selig.
Have you ever seen like, does he have chest hair?
Oh, yeah, he does.
Yeah, he's hairy all over.
I think Will Ferrell is just fucking crazy.
I think that Will Ferrell wins it because this, Tom Selig's quite a bit older.
And like Topher mentioned doing one of the tiebreakers, as you get older, you lose your
asshole hair is what Topher said.
And I think he's right on that.
So that would put Will Ferrell in and Tom Selig out.
Does that sound reasonable?
All right.
OK, Tom Selig, thank you very much.
You can go back to doing life insurance commercials.
Thank you very much for your participation.
We thank you and have a great night.
OK, Lincoln was mine.
So I'm taking Abraham Lincoln against.
Oh, shit.
Shit, shit, shit.
OK.
Damn.
All right.
OK.
Well, let's go with Topher's tiebreaker.
OK.
Courtney Kardashian.
I'm going to go with Courtney.
What?
Yeah.
You don't think so?
Do we have to send this?
Do we have to send Courtney back to Topher?
OK.
I'm going with A.
OK.
Old West Hygiene.
You know what?
Oh, you're right.
He's your guy.
Courtney was mine.
OK.
Baby's yours.
I'm going with yours.
You won.
Or actually, I won.
Yeah.
OK, you're right.
Old West Hygiene beats it.
It trumps everything.
OK.
Thank you, Rob.
You're welcome.
OK.
Was Russell Brand mine?
This time.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
He was yours before.
OK.
Russell Brand against?
Robin Williams.
Yeah.
I've been watching a lot of Russell's podcasts.
Yep.
Robin Williams.
All right.
OK.
You said it the first time around.
OK.
The hair sticking out of the bodysuit he wore on Mark and Mindy.
Yeah.
No, that's the image I get, too, and that beats everybody.
Yeah.
So all right.
The next one.
He was a hairy dude.
Yeah, he was.
Andrea Bocelli.
Damn.
All right.
He's going to be hard to beat.
Bocelli Ramone.
I'm going to go with Bocelli.
Bocelli just has hair everywhere.
He's really thick-haired.
Thick beard, thick hair, thick eyebrows.
I think he has asshole hair that's out of this world.
OK.
All right.
OK.
Wild card definitely coming in tonight.
OK.
I'm getting my ass kicked now.
Oh, yeah.
Was Kevin Dubrow?
Kevin Dubrow was mine.
So.
Yep.
Go ahead.
OK.
How about, OK.
All right.
I do have a finalist.
OK.
That is still in this competition.
OK.
That is in the music realm.
OK.
And it doesn't have to be in the.
OK.
Rob Zombie.
I think Rob Zombie wins that one.
Yeah.
Goodbye, Kevin.
Sorry.
I love you.
Kevin, go back to your internal slumber.
Rest in peace, brother.
Yep.
Have a great time in the afterlife.
Thanks for participating.
I had no choice.
Good luck on your future endeavors.
All right.
Next one.
Rob Rad.
Who are you going against, Rob?
Dude, this without bringing in a wild card, I only have one other person.
Who's that?
And I don't even want to bring in my damn wild card.
Well, go ahead.
Bring the other person in.
OK.
Wow.
This would be a hard one.
OK.
We have.
OK.
I mentioned Sam Worthington, the actor from Avatar as Jake Sully the human, not the Avatar.
Yeah.
So Rob Rad.
Who are you going against?
Me?
Oh my God.
This is going to be epic.
I'm going with you because of what you said.
You admittedly have more ass hair than all of them by far.
I'm going by what you told me.
But we're douchebags.
I know.
You should tell everybody not to believe what we say.
Rob, be honest.
You're the one that knows.
But you remember years ago how hairy I was.
Yeah, I think.
And older people get the hairier they get.
I think I got to go with you.
Oh, this is going to break my ex's heart.
All right.
Damn.
OK.
All right.
You go on to the next round.
No.
OK.
I cannot honestly make that vote, Mark.
How about if?
Any vote towards me has to go to Topher.
OK.
Rob Rad versus Jake Sully is a tie.
And I'm telling you, dude, I've had a DJ tell me to get my hairy ass out of his face.
OK.
I was stripping on his DJ stand.
OK.
All right.
That's no bullshit.
That is no bullshit.
That one goes to Topher.
And we'll probably get an answer tomorrow.
And I will address it tomorrow.
OK.
Right on.
So Jake Sully versus Rob Rad.
Wow.
OK.
Then the next one coming up, the only two that's left here, but it's one from each one
of us.
I'm out of actual people.
We all have to go in the wild, of course.
No.
You have one.
Courtney Kardashian.
No.
We just knocked her out.
Oh, that's right.
We did.
OK.
Whoever you got is against Hank Williams, Jr.
I got a wild card.
My wild card.
OK.
Ron Jeremy.
Oh.
Ron Jeremy.
Without a doubt, that guy is the hairiest fucking.
Sorry, Bo Seifis.
Yeah.
Oh, and I got two others, but we're only allowed two.
So I got that one.
That was a good one, Rob.
My third one will go next.
I've got two wild cards right here, but I want to introduce my pass card for Hank Williams,
Jr.
Oh.
OK.
Oh, see.
Hank is still in it.
Without those.
Hank Jr. is still in it because I introduced my pass card.
He can't be touched now.
All right.
There we go.
Oh, I forgot about the pass card.
Yeah.
Hank is saved.
Oh, well, hell.
We'll see what happens next week.
We will.
Hank is still on the board, dude.
All right.
And I still have my two wild cards.
All right.
Let's take us a little break and come back, Rob.
How's that sound?
All right.
OK.
And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.
Should I record frog sounds in the summer, then play them when it's zero degrees on my
ring doorbell for the Amazon guy?
Yeah.
That sounds like fun.
Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes, and scream, hey, there's
no toilet paper in here.
Now, we go to the amazing Mark, the palm reader.
Hello, everybody, and welcome to Mark, the amazing palm reader.
First in line, please step up.
Let's see, young lady.
I see a long lifeline.
I see success, happiness, love, fortune.
I also see a bit index finger.
$20, please.
Saved with a pass card, and we are all happy.
I'm not happy.
Well, you have a pass card, too, dude.
I know.
I got a fair amount of use in all of them.
All right.
You know, earlier when we were off air, I was telling you about the crazy fucker that
dressed up like a clown in Scotland?
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah.
A clown who has reportedly been stalking the streets of a Scottish village has issued a
message to the media and dared the police to catch them.
The person wearing a Pennywise style outfit who allegedly been leaving red balloons around
Skilmore in North Ashire.
Pictures and videos of clown posing around darkened streets have also reportedly been
uploaded and then deleted from social media.
So he puts them on social media and then he deletes them.
So that shows he's a disturbed fucker, isn't he?
Yeah.
A Facebook account in the Skilmore clown has been set up with the name Cole DeMose.
Well, why he chose that name, who knows?
In response to news reports that they had left locals terrified, the clown uploaded
a message to the media during the early hours of Thursday morning.
In the rhyming video, he said, well, well, well, I made the news again.
Should I smile for the cameras with my hideous grin?
The Facebook profile says the character studied at clown school and lives in Skilmore.
In response to a local who had said the clown had deleted previous posts because they were
getting too much heat, they said.
What a stupid thing to say.
Pennywise the dancing clown is a Maine antagonist in Stephen King's It.
The character stalks the streets of Derry in Maine where he kills children roughly
every 27 years.
In 19, the 1986 horror novel was made into a two part miniseries in 1990 with Tim Curry
in the role, which he was so good, wasn't he?
Yeah, he was.
Bill Skartzgard then played the villain in the Hollywood adaptations in 2017 and 2019,
but who cares about those?
They suck.
So police in Scotland said to be aware of the clown's posts.
But when contacted by Sky News, a force a four spokesperson said police have not received
any reports.
The clown who seemingly first appeared in Village in 2021 said, Do you think that I
care?
They have to catch me first anyway.
And yes, that's a dare.
They called me killer clown.
Why don't you leave the jokes to me?
The only thing that's dying is your credibility.
He's a smart ass little clown, too, isn't he?
Yeah, he is.
Calling out the journalists who have made who have covered the story, the clown added,
the clown doesn't want fame, glory or gold.
He just wants to play the so-called sleepy town.
So come and join in and learn the fear of scale more clown.
Anyhow, in response to the video on Facebook, one user wrote, Out of all the clowns in this
village, he's the best.
So why in the fuck someone's doing that?
Who the hell knows?
But at least he's pissing people off, right?
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Definitely.
Rob, we turn to you.
Do you have something you want to say?
You got something going on?
You got a story?
Oh, I did use fruit roll up the other day.
Oh, cool.
Who did you use it on?
Yeah.
Oh, this guy at work.
What did he say?
He was pretty much just speechless.
Like he didn't know what the hell I was talking about.
But other people started laughing their asses off.
I remember one that I used to use on people was a jelly bean.
You're a jelly bean.
And they really didn't know what to say.
But that fruit roll up, that's a good one, man.
You're flat.
Then you just roll up.
And you're a piece of fruit.
Very minimal taste.
Yeah.
I love that one.
That's awesome.
I do too.
It's a good one.
I just actually really remembered it the day I turned those in on the podcast.
I'd actually forgotten all about that one.
Anyhow.
OK.
Are you ready for my list that you asked me for?
Which list is that, Rob?
What you can do if you can stop time.
Yes.
Yes, actually I am.
I've been anxious to hear this.
So, Rob, please go forth.
OK, I have some serious ones.
I have eight of them.
OK, so some of them are serious and some of them are funny.
That's great.
That's perfect.
Yeah.
OK, number eight.
I would put XLACS in Commander Snacks.
If you don't know who Commander is, listen to our last podcast.
That is Joe Biden's dog that got kicked out of the White House for attacking Secret Service.
And if you didn't hear last week's podcast, I also wanted to, if I was president, I would train my dogs to hump the Secret Service agents.
And then when they get mad about it, I would yell at them.
I said that.
Then when they get mad about it, I would tell them, you fucking let him finish.
Yes.
That would be funny, scooting his ass all across the White House.
Someone's got to clean that up.
Yeah.
Cool.
No, he's not in the White House no more.
No.
Well, wherever he's at.
Number seven.
OK.
I'd walk through Area 51.
I love that one.
That's a serious one.
But I love that one.
That would be something I would love to do, Rob.
Wow.
No, I get even more serious.
OK.
Number six is even more serious.
All righty.
I would launch every nuclear weapon into space.
Wow.
Shit's getting serious, man.
No, I know.
I know.
Let's get rid of the threat.
Yeah.
OK.
I can't argue with that.
Yeah, that was heavy.
Here's one I know you're going to love.
OK.
I would change every sign, every social media post, every print post back to Arrowhead Stadium.
There would be no Gia Field.
Good.
Start it out Arrowhead.
OK.
I love that one.
Good going, Rob.
Someone need to do that.
And then everybody would wake up.
Arrowhead, I thought was good.
Now it's Arrowhead.
Yeah, it's Arrowhead.
Look at it, man.
Always has been.
Has been for years.
Cool.
OK.
Here's one I had, man.
It's a serious one.
OK.
I would sit and tell my mom everything I've done, good and bad.
And the reason why I would do it while time was frozen so she wouldn't be disappointed
in the bag.
Oh, wow.
I've done a lot of bad, but I've done a lot of good.
Haven't we all, Rob?
Honestly?
Yes, we have.
Yeah.
We all have.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
Touche.
Absolutely.
All righty.
Moving right along.
OK.
Now, you're going to like this one.
OK.
I would deep-pounce Caitlyn Jenner just to see if she cut it off or not.
I want to see if it had the full transformation.
I love that one, dude.
Come on, Mark.
Yeah?
Bruce Jenner was a national icon.
Bruce Jenner's people.
Come on.
He was on a weed box.
I agree.
Bruce Jenner's people.
The best selling weed box.
I want to see if he went through it.
I do, too.
I think that's great, man.
Hell, you could probably sell pictures.
You could sell them, man.
National.
Well, I think they have the Inquirer.
Do they have the Inquirer anymore, or do they even do that stuff?
No, I think I know they do online.
OK.
Jenner's pee-pee.
Dude, that's a good one.
I just want to see if he did the whole surgery or not.
Yeah, I think everybody wants to know.
Yeah, I figured that would be a reasonable question.
We've worked so much on that.
That's a legitimate question.
Let's find the truth.
Yeah, it's like, dude, how far did you go?
We're going to find out.
That's all.
A true news reporter.
Yeah, you're looking for that story.
I agree with you, man.
Yes, I am.
Yep.
Rob, great journalism.
Great journalism.
And now, for my next one, I'm going to make my own journalism.
OK.
And it's, I don't know where the hell I came up with this one.
OK.
Well, I like area news.
Uh-huh.
I'll make like area news.
In the town of Cambleton, while everybody's sleeping, I'll change all the husbands around
and let them wake up.
You want to be even funnier?
Area news.
You want to be even funnier?
That would make world news, dude.
You want to be even funnier?
A couple husbands you don't like, put them together.
I don't care.
I'm just going to switch.
No.
That would work.
Yeah.
You don't like a couple of them?
Fucking put them nude right next to each other when they wake up.
Both husbands.
They'd be like, what?
And then put the wives together.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well, they'd be extra then.
So, yeah, you could do that.
Yeah.
Yeah, you could do that.
Yeah, at that point, you could do whatever you want.
Rob, great idea.
Great idea.
I love that.
Now, my number one.
All right.
Both of us douchebags, Mark and I, would walk into that damn compound
and save our good friend Topher.
Yes.
From them damn kale activists.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
I agree.
That is my number one.
We're going to get him back.
Supposedly.
We will.
Even if it takes a stop in time.
He's trying to get another segment in.
They've been watching really close because word got out that he got a segment in.
And I'm not sure what they did to him.
But anyhow.
It could have been that drone he was talking about flying over.
It could have been.
Yeah.
So anyhow, yeah, he was he he's still trying to get out of there.
And but he is coming up with another segment.
He's got to do it.
You know, he's got to do it very carefully.
He can't get caught.
So right.
Right.
Yeah.
I mean, we don't know what's going to happen at this point.
Now, it's a scary situation.
Yeah, it is.
I mean, the kale people are evil.
They've got him and we need him back.
So anyhow, let's take us a little break.
And when we come back, we're going to do a little analyzing of our listenership.
That sound good?
Yes.
Yeah, we've been needing to do this for a while.
So anyhow, it's kind of like a state of the union address.
But Love Sponge does it every now and then.
And that's where I got the idea from.
And I love it is just kind of shoring up little loose ends, like, you know, where we stand in certain markets in certain areas.
So and actually this time, Rob, Brad is going to be able to log in and go through it with me because finally one day on the air, it was what I don't know how many podcasts ago.
I gave you the keys to this thing because I didn't realize that you didn't have them.
So now you can follow along on RSS dot com.
Hey, I will be right back.
Oh, shit.
What's that over there?
Oh, no, it's island of horrible jokes.
My copy of Microsoft Office.
As pleasant as 50 grit sandpaper to your inner thighs.
When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water because nobody likes a stinky asshole.
And now deep thoughts with Mark.
Let's see here.
A package of eight hot dogs, a package of 10 hot dog buns.
I would have to buy 10 packs of hot dogs and eight packs of buns to even it out.
Should I buy them at once?
Should I freeze them?
Or just continue to zigzag them and hope for the best?
I hate adulting.
All righty.
So I want to mention something about tomorrow night.
I got a couple of new products that I'm going to.
What would you call it?
Rate, I guess.
OK.
And there's one of them here that is it's Mojito 7 up.
And it's from France.
And then there is a Quebec Coca-Cola made with real maple syrup sugar or maple sugar, if you will, from the maple tree.
And I'm going to try them both out and let you know what I think of them on air.
Give you my honest opinion.
And it's a new segment that I've been working on.
I meant to do it quite a few podcasts ago, even advertising on Facebook, but it never did come to fruition.
It's products you'll never try, but I'm going to let you know how they are anyhow.
So anyhow, I just wanted to mention that there's a big coffee survey we're going to do tomorrow with some interesting finds about coffee and a lot of other stuff, too.
So anyhow, but this will be the next podcast after this.
So this anyhow, it doesn't matter.
So it'll be you'll you'll hear it when you hear it.
So anyhow, we're doing a state of the podcast.
Number one, our listenership right now is up 20, 28 percent.
And I'm looking at the newest one right here.
Can you get that, Robert?
I got I got I got 26 percent yesterday.
Oh, no.
Yeah, I got I got a 28 percent previous period.
Yeah. The last 30 days were up 28 percent, which is good.
Our following went down a little bit.
So usually how the following goes down is someone someone starts following us and it expires and they forget to re up us.
That's how that happens.
So I expect that to be up more.
We don't give numbers on those because they fluctuate so much.
Right. So anyhow, still our number one markets are I'm looking for emerging markets, too.
But let's see, where is this ad?
I'm looking. Dang it. Toot toot toot toot toot.
I got to go back to analytics here.
And sorry about this, guys. I am looking for.
OK, I'm thinking I need to get a PC.
Yeah, you do, because the way I read these is OK.
Well, well, OK. Like your locations.
Mm hmm. It tells you the country.
Yes. And everything.
Well, see, I get on.
It just tells me United States of America.
It doesn't tell me what town, what state it just says United States.
Now, remember, no, no.
OK, go ahead.
Here we have one, two, three, four, five, six in number seven spot.
We have Belgium. Yeah. Yeah.
Now, remember, no numbers. No. No. Remember, no numbers, because that's what I've been told by someone in the.
OK, OK. No exact numbers.
I said seventh one down the list.
No, I know you did. I was just reiterating that because no, I know there's a really there's a really good reason from that, from what I understand.
So anyhow, our number one, our number one market is Kansas City, Missouri.
And which is it astronomical amount and I don't even know how the people found about us.
It must have been people going down to the city market and seeing our name.
And this is of the name markets. There's markets that are unnamed that we have a huge amount, but they're somewhere in America.
But they just can't get a grasp on where they were at.
For whatever reason, they could have been traveling down the freeway.
It's what I think. And so they could have been in between all kinds of towns.
So they couldn't actually say, hey, they're from Indianapolis or they're from Minneapolis or whatever.
So that is probably the NA, the non-available.
Then the second one is Kansas City.
And but right behind Kansas City, actually not that far, is Ashburn, which I believe is in South Carolina or North Carolina.
I it's I think it's North Carolina.
And then right behind right behind Ashburn is Council Bluffs, Iowa, with an astronomical amount of people that listen to us.
And then right after that is Kansas City, Kansas.
And all of these are these are our top markets.
But the emerging market that I talked about last time and they're getting on the heels of Kansas City, Kansas, is Harrisonville, Missouri.
Really? Yeah. Wow. Thank you, Harrisonville.
Know that place well. Yes. My God, I know that place well.
My family farm was outside. I have a son that lives in Harrisonville. OK. Thank you.
Yeah. Remember the arcade there when they had a lot of fun? Oh, it was awesome. Oh, gosh.
And I remember, man, we used to crack in the balls when you're playing pinball. Yeah. Good times. Good times.
But like you said, Belgium is a huge market in Brussels. Yes, it is.
Yeah. People in Brussels love us. That's cool.
We love the fact that Brussels, Belgium is listening to us.
It's very flattering. Wow. I know.
Now, how in the hell? I mean, they must just be looking at podcasts and go, hmm, two dispatches and microphone.
I think I'd like that. I hope they have translation. Yeah, we don't advertise all these countries.
Yeah. Excellent. Thank you, guys.
And then right behind Brussels, Belgium is Denver, Colorado.
We have a really good amount of people listening there, and they've been they kind of cooled off a little bit,
which is unfortunate because we love Denver. No, I do see little letters going down.
You have to scroll. OK. OK.
OK, I got it. OK. Adrian, Adrian, Missouri, which is a town of about 1500 people.
It's got an A. OK, then that's what it is. OK.
It doesn't have enough room to say the whole thing, so it abbreviates.
So Adrian, Missouri is huge. It's it's cooled off quite a bit because we used to get I don't know how many podcasts a day from there.
Now we they're kind of trickling in.
And I don't know if like whoever it is isn't doing the same type of work or something,
or if if it's like a shop is doing it and now they listen to something else or they close down.
But it's a little disappointing because we were Adrian, Missouri.
I mean, if you still the numbers we get get from there, if you still show.
Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people, Adrian, had to been downloading our podcasts and we thank you and please keep doing it.
The next one is Columbus, but it does not say on here whether it's Ohio or Georgia.
Both are, of course, the biggest Columbus market would be Ohio.
And then Columbus, Georgia is a decent size market, too, who could be listening.
They could definitely came up with these numbers. So I don't know.
Well, whichever one it is. Thank you. Please keep listening.
It's excellent to see us doing so well in either one of those markets, whether Ohio or or Georgia.
The next one is Chicago. Chicago is still doing well, but it's cooled off quite a bit, too.
So Chicago, come on, guys, we love that market.
Maybe I need to pick up my game. Yeah.
Maybe you know what? Maybe we need to get a little bit better.
All right. Maybe we need to get a little bit better.
We're going to go ahead and put that on us. Chicago.
You guys are used to you guys have a very famous much.
Chicago has the Hall of Fame. Chicago has the DJ Hall of Fame. Yes. And also Chicago is
famous for great radio. I don't think they have any much left there now.
But I mean, it has a long trail of great radio. Great names came out of Chicago.
Big names came out of Chicago. Big battles happened in Chicago over radio DJs.
Not DJs, but shows, morning shows. So anyhow, maybe we need to pick up our game a little bit.
Maybe, you know, maybe Chicago will listen to us a little bit more.
Maybe they'll pick up the phone a little bit more. Maybe they'll fucking listen to us a little bit more.
So Chicago, we're blaming us. We're going to try to pick up our game.
And hopefully we get a little bit better numbers next time around.
So and your numbers are fine. Don't get me wrong.
But we want to keep that same steamrolling we were doing for a while there.
Next one is Lake Ozark. We know that one. So yeah, Lake Ozark.
It will not say Camden 10. It will not say.
Let's see. Let's think. We know that.
That damn high. Yeah. Yeah.
That's what I'm saying. Mine's just saying I didn't realize it was that high.
Yeah. Yeah. We actually have quite a bit of listenership from that area.
And I wore my shirt to the concert the other night.
Well, it seems it's doing well. I wore it to the grocery store the other day.
Oh, good. Keep doing it. Keep wearing it. It's working.
I am. I am.
The next two are not available, so it's probably freeway or something. I don't know.
That's the end. OK. Next one is Boardman.
And I think didn't you say that was in Oregon?
I think you looked at that. I think that's where I looked at.
I think that's what it said. OK. OK.
That number is aggressive for there. It is. It is.
See now we're in the Midwest. How the hell they hear about us.
I don't know, but we're glad they did. Thank you. Yeah.
The next one, Blue Springs.
We do well there, but Blue Springs is a suburb of Kansas City, but it's far away enough from Kansas City.
It's a suburb, but it's the extreme eastern side.
So it counted it as its own on RSS.com.
So we're getting a great number from them for just being of a town of about, what, 100,000 people, maybe?
I do have some family over there that could account for some of that.
OK. Thank you, Blue Springs. Keep checking in with us.
Thank you, Blue Springs.
The next one right below Blue Springs is St. Louis.
OK. St. Louis is doing well.
And like I said before, I mean, Kansas City probably got a lot of it because we're down at the city market.
We had our banner up. So that could be residual.
A lot of people travel between both cities.
Some people I know that do business in both cities live in each city.
I know someone that has a business where they work out of both.
So they have a condo here in Kansas City downtown and they have a house in, is it Maryland Heights or something like that?
I think it might be Maryland Heights. Yeah, Maryland Heights.
Yeah, Maryland Heights is up there.
So anyhow, there's a lot of that going on.
The cities are pretty close in proximity, three and a half hours away.
And a lot of people navigate them every day.
So I would expect St. Louis to have good numbers.
Olathe, which is extreme southern Kansas side of the Kansas City Metroplex.
Olathe done good. And Grandview is right there with Olathe now.
Grandview picked up and caught up with Olathe.
Yeah, I see that.
So thank you, Grandview. Thank you, our old stomping grounds.
Oh yeah. Grandview very famously.
Hey, my dad was murdered in Grandview.
Yeah, unfortunately his business was there and that's where he was murdered at and that sucks.
So Grandview, Missouri, very famously is where I did my phone pranks.
I still have a lot of friends.
Me too. Grandview is the quick trip that I used to piss everybody off in.
That I used to call the pay phones out in front of Quick Trip, which there were no pay phones left.
And I used to cuss people out and make fun of them.
And then I very quickly and shrewdly told them I was the White House behind Quick Trip.
So that guy probably got in a lot of fights. Unbeknownst to him, he had no idea.
But people were coming at him from left and right because I told them that I lived in that house.
So called me a bad person. It's past the statute of limitations.
So next one, Omaha, Nebraska.
Yep, Omaha, Nebraska. Thank you. Good numbers from there.
And right below, just one listener away, one podcast away is Indianapolis.
Home of Bob and Tom.
So thank you, Indy. Appreciate it.
Next one is Pacific. I don't know which state.
There's a lot of Pacific this and that. It could be Pacific, Missouri.
Could be Pacific. I'm thinking Pacific, Missouri.
Okay, well thank you, Pacific, Missouri. Since we have a lot of listeners out around St. Louis.
Then that's Pacific then. Okay, Pacific, Missouri. Pacific is just outside, yeah.
Next one we're doing pretty well in is Glen Allen.
I don't know where that's at. Do you? I've heard of it.
You have? Maybe it's in Missouri then.
Well, I'll have that for you on the next podcast. I'm going through this with you right now. I ain't moving my phone.
This next one, I do believe, is out of the Chicago Metroplex.
Avon Park. Does that sound right?
Yeah, that does sound right. Okay, I'm going to look it up real quick.
I think it is. Okay, let's see here. Avon Park.
Oh no, it's Florida. Oh. Thank you, Florida.
Wow. Okay. Thank you.
Cool. Thanks, Florida. I wonder, hang on. I'm going to see what suburb that is.
Where is Avon Park?
I'm pretty sure it's like a suburb or an area of like one of the big cities there.
Yeah. Let's see.
Orlando area, it looks like.
Oh, wow. Yeah. Thank you. Wow. Thank you.
Okay, cool. Thank you, Avon Park. We appreciate that. Now I know where Avon Park is.
Next one is San Fran. Doing pretty well there.
Yeah. Overland Park is one podcast under San Fran.
Overland Park is the Kansas side. It's really close to where I live.
I live just minutes away from Overland Park in Leeward.
It's like almost touching OASA that was mentioned earlier.
The next one is Wichita.
Okay. And then the one after that is Ironton.
That's Missouri. That's outside St. Louis.
Man, we got a lot. I'm telling you, St. Louis, we've exploded. That's good to hear.
Yeah, we are. Yeah, we are.
Next one is Westminster. Do you know where Westminster is?
There's Minnesota. Westminster, Minnesota.
Okay. It's probably Minnesota.
There's different Westminsters.
We have a couple of foreign countries on the next two. The next one is Germany and France.
Yep.
We have Springdale, Arkansas. Checking in right below those guys.
Well, actually, they're tied with them.
We have Orlando.
Kimberlein City.
We know where that's at. Yeah, that's Table Rock Lake area.
Used to go there all the time. My friend Bob had a place there.
Yep. Next one is Grand Rapids, which I would expect would be Michigan.
Next one would be Steamboat Springs, which is Colorado. Beautiful area.
Provo, which is Salt Lake City.
Utah. Yeah, yeah.
Yep. Anyhow, I think I know some of the people listening there are friends that were from out of town that joined me and Topher on a podcast.
They were very cool. Anyhow, I'm pretty sure that is them because they said they're going to go back and listen.
Here they are right here. They said they're from Provo.
I believe that is them partially, maybe not all of it.
And then there's India, which is cool. Savannah, which is probably Georgia.
And that could be a friend of mine. Oh, no, that could be Missouri.
Oh, it could be. Up just north of St. Joseph.
Yep. Akron, Ohio is doing pretty good. Greenville, North Carolina, I believe. Owasso. Do you know where Owasso is?
Owasso. Oh, is that Kansas? Where? Yeah. Owasso, Kansas. Yes.
OK, cool. Which I have ties to Kansas, too.
Let me name some of the little ones that have just a sporadic part here.
Just to name a few, we got a few in Rich Hill, we got a few in Joplin, got a few in Yates Center, which I know where that's at.
Jacksonville, Hollywood, Florida and California.
United Kingdom. Yep. Let's see, where else? Lima, Peru, which was very cool.
Yeah. And. Tulsa. Right above that. New York, New York. That is our two South American, Brazil and Peru.
Cleveland, Ohio, Santa Barbara, Salt Lake City, Riverside, Pride, California, Bishop, Scottsdale, Arizona, Phoenix, Arizona.
Toronto. So anyhow, that's a pretty good little rundown. Yeah, it is. Yeah.
We appreciate everybody listening. Thank you all very much. Please continue to listen.
And I think we're going to go ahead and just call this a podcast. Does that sound good, Rob?
Sounds good. All right. Thank you guys for listening. We'll have more reports about who's doing well, who isn't.
Like I said, man, we're a work in progress. We're going to get better and better. We're trying to get a little bit better on our banter.
We feel like it. Yes. Please. The the we'll take criticism, we'll take pats on the ass, whatever.
But it's DoucheB66 at Yahoo.com. If you have something you want us to cover, if you like a certain way we do things better than others, let us know.
We are. I mean, I'm new to this. I need people's opinions on how I'm doing other than Mark.
Yeah. Yeah. Because I'll always tell him the wrong stuff. I'm afraid he's going to take over my main job.
So I keep telling him the bad stuff to do. You need to tell him the right stuff.
I take it on your job. Yeah, I'm afraid he's going to take over. So I tell him the bad stuff. I don't want your job.
I don't want your job. OK. Well, anyhow, it's just not like it.
It's it's it's it's very nice just to get your guys input. And we yeah, we do appreciate it.
So if you have a suggestion, anything, criticism, whatever, we want to hear it. We really do want to hear it.
So thank you. And I still want to know about wrestling if people want to hear about wrestling news.
You know what? I am going to wait here. OK, tomorrow before the show.
I'm going to print out. I'm going to print out some.
Actually, I know how I can do it. I can just do a dump and print out everything and anything that I think is remotely interesting
or pertaining to Rasslin. Rasslin. If you guys want to hear about Rasslin, let us know.
Let us know. Rob's ready. He's ready to put pen to paper. He's ready to come up with a Rasslin report.
So there it is. It's on your table for either the rubber stamp or the note.
So you guys got it. So do you say we cannot finish this night out yet?
OK, hang on. Deuce B66 at Yahoo.com. Go ahead, Rob.
We have something we we have been saying. I have been saying that it's getting finalized tonight.
OK, what is it? My ass pictures. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right.
I am judging the ass pictures right now. OK. All right.
Unfortunately, we have to add Christine. OK, who's that?
That's the one from New York. That was the one that we were leaving out. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's the.
But it did send in a picture. OK.
Came in last, because it's a little too much. OK.
A little too much, man. Yeah.
Well, Rob, it's your asshole contest. So you you whoever let us know who won.
Yeah, that was way too much. That was not quite what Rob was looking for. So anyhow.
Next up. We have Gary from Oklahoma. OK.
And that's the he had a daddy like man and then like the nanny like gets him a long ways in my book.
Hey, that's when I can't afford Budweiser, that's what I drink. All right.
Nanny like I like nanny like better than Budweiser, but that's just me.
Go ahead. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is a little lighter. We got to watch our fingers. We're older. OK. Yeah. Yep.
Number two. Our very first.
Gonsa. Gonsa. Sorry, I'm sorry you didn't get number one.
Number one. Eric from Oceanside, California.
And what did it was that California tan.
Eric, great job, sir. Yeah, that California tan. You're Rob's Harry Harry asshole picture winner.
And actually, he's a good guy. We've been chatting. Cool.
Yeah, he's a likable guy, man. Cool.
Eric from Riverside, you are wishing luck in his endeavors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great job, sir.
All right. And with that, we are saying goodbye. Everybody have a great night. Bye. Good night, everybody.
Hey, where do they go? Where the douchebags. Oh, my God. Someone took a dump in the corner. Oh, geez.
Glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. Man, that smells.