1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,280 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue 2 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:13,080 waters of the Missouri River, it's two douchebags and a microphone podcast. 3 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:16,080 Next up, Things Overheard in Hell. 4 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:27,640 The Mark Zuckerberg Comedy Hour has been removed from 10 new seasons. 5 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:53,520 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 6 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:19,360 Two douchebags and a microphone. 7 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:20,360 I'm Mark. 8 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:21,360 And I'm Rob. 9 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:22,360 Alrighty. 10 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:29,240 Well, in a little bit we're going to go to the hairy asshole Olympics, but the first 11 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:36,040 thing that we were talking about off the air was in the newest issue of Guitar Magazine, 12 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:41,520 Joe Bonamassa, who I should have had on my blues list, but I did not. 13 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:43,800 And I'm very disappointed why I overlooked him. 14 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:44,800 I love Bonamassa. 15 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:45,800 Me too. 16 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:46,800 Yeah. 17 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,520 Well, no, he was on mine. 18 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:49,520 Was he on your list? 19 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:50,520 Yeah. 20 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,240 I had him in for one song. 21 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,880 I overlooked him and I apologize. 22 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,000 He should have been on there. 23 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,960 So I don't have that page open right now. 24 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:00,960 Okay. 25 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:08,640 In the new issue of Guitarist Magazine, Joe Bonamassa discusses, not discovers, discuss 26 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:16,560 how he came to his own, to own his iconic 1960 Gibson Les Paul Standard, the so-called 27 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:22,520 Boland Burst, describing it as the strangest guitar deal I ever did. 28 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:28,360 The Boland Burst got its name from its long-running association with Deep Purple and Zephyr guitarist 29 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,800 Tommy Boland. 30 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:35,800 Guitarists got to see and photograph the instrument up close when they were invited to head the 31 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:41,560 Nerdville USA, the guitar icon's given name for his personal museum for a guided tour 32 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:47,680 of his awe-inspiring 500 plus guitar collection. 33 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:53,960 It's full of stories of valuable vintage finds, but it seems even an instrument as famous 34 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:59,920 as Boland Burst still has a few surprises to offer as Bonamassa reveals. 35 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:03,640 Tommy Boland never owned this guitar, explains Bonamassa. 36 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:05,120 That's a misconception. 37 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:13,200 It was owned by a guy named David Brown who bought it in 1966 for $125 in Denver. 38 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,800 His daughter actually sent me the receipt. 39 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:22,680 When Tommy's gold top got nicked in the early 70s when he was with Zephyr, David was Tommy's 40 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:26,280 right-hand man and he loaned him this Burst. 41 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:29,720 And so Tommy played it all through Zephyr and Deep Purple. 42 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:37,640 Bonamassa notes Boland did not use it on his album with, it was called Spectrum, it was 43 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:38,840 a solo one. 44 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,400 He used a Fender Stratocaster. 45 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:49,920 They put the vibrato on the Boland Burst because Tommy was a Strat guy, says Bonamassa. 46 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:57,360 So they put the vibrato, which is like the wangy bar or whatever, like Strats were famous 47 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:58,360 for. 48 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:02,720 They put it on this Gibson Les Paul, which it looks kind of funny because you're not 49 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,080 used to a vibrato on there. 50 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:10,320 The Blues Rock Ace learned the art of buying vintage guitars by accompanying his dad, a 51 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:14,200 vintage dealer, on guitar safaris throughout his childhood. 52 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:19,320 However, even he says tracking down the Boland Burst was not an easy process. 53 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:24,360 I looked for this guitar for about a decade, explains Bonamassa. 54 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:27,800 I finally located David in Utah. 55 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:32,320 I made a deal with him, paid him cash, and he died two months later in a car accident. 56 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:36,400 His last text to his daughter was, I buried the money in the desert. 57 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:37,880 Weird story. 58 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:41,440 It was also the strangest guitar deal I ever did. 59 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:45,880 We presume the guitarist had a more secure home life since it's been under the Blues 60 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:50,480 Rockers careful custodianship. 61 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:59,760 So anyhow, this is just an interesting story because people thought, the reason it's so 62 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:04,400 interesting is because people thought, number one, it was Tommy Boland's guitar because 63 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:08,600 he played it in Deep Purple and Zephyr, but it wasn't. 64 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:12,480 It was his guitar tech and right-hand man's guitar. 65 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:18,040 And number two, people thought Bonamassa bought it from Boland's surviving family members, 66 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,560 which he did not. 67 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:23,800 He bought it from this David guy in Utah. 68 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:29,560 And it's a really cool looking guitar because it actually has a vibrato or a tremolo or 69 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,840 what, a wangy bar, whatever you want to call them. 70 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:37,040 They're called by all different things, which is most notably on a Fender and not on a Gibson. 71 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:41,600 A Gibson Les Paul Standard does not have that on there. 72 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:45,960 And you're supposed to bend the note yourself or shake the guitar or whatever to get the 73 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:46,960 sound. 74 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:53,720 So anyhow, I guess the Gibson Les Paul does not consider that part of the guitar, so they 75 00:05:53,720 --> 00:06:01,040 never put it on there, but he had that put on there because he liked the strats so much. 76 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,960 So there you go. 77 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:10,320 Anyhow, we were talking about the hairy asshole Olympics, weren't we? 78 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,880 Yes, we were. 79 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:13,880 I've been waiting. 80 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:14,880 It's been a while. 81 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:18,160 We've given everybody a rest. 82 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:19,160 Yes, we have. 83 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:21,200 So we've been itching. 84 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,160 It's time to get out of our system. 85 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:32,640 Without any further ado, we bring you the hairy asshole Olympics. 86 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,720 Did we ever decide how many of them we done? 87 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,960 Is this still part two? 88 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,880 Yeah, we're. 89 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,280 Yeah, we're. 90 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,280 Yeah, we are. 91 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:43,280 First one is finalized. 92 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:46,840 I've made Dave Mustaine one it. 93 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,480 OK, we're still in. 94 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:49,960 We're still in here. 95 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:50,960 Olympics two. 96 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:51,960 You just added more. 97 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:56,000 We would have had it finished, but you are you added more. 98 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,640 I know I'm being a dick. 99 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:00,880 OK, anyhow, basically, I think it explains itself. 100 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:04,240 But just in case you're still wondering and you don't know and you haven't listened to 101 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:11,140 other episodes, this is who we think has a hairiest asshole and we put them up against 102 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:12,140 each other. 103 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:15,160 They think that they're celebrities. 104 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:17,760 They're people that are known. 105 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:18,760 Yes. 106 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:19,760 Yes. 107 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:20,760 So. 108 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:27,280 Anyhow, do you want to just go down the list or do you want to do the list or how do you 109 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,280 want to do this? 110 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:31,840 Well, I have my people. 111 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:36,080 I still do not know who is on your list. 112 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,800 Others have won. 113 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:38,800 There's one I remember. 114 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,680 I will do it because I have both lists. 115 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:42,960 I will do it myself. 116 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:48,240 I have both lists, although although I do have two of your. 117 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:53,200 OK, well, I have I have one of your bands. 118 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:57,920 OK, and you're and you're. 119 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:02,880 Number one before you added everybody else. 120 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:05,680 And you decide to make a comeback on me. 121 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:06,680 I know. 122 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,520 Well, I mean, we're going to go right. 123 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:09,600 That's all right. 124 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,840 We're going to go to part three, so you're probably going to come back. 125 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,080 It's just the way it's been rolling. 126 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,800 So OK, I'm just going to go in the list. 127 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:18,800 We still have wild cards. 128 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,800 I'm throwing in a wild card tonight. 129 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,320 OK, I could throw in mine or I might wait. 130 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:24,320 We'll see. 131 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:29,360 OK, I'm going off how many people we got. 132 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:34,800 OK, the first one, I'm just going to do the first two, then the second two, then the third 133 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,680 two and then the fourth two. 134 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:39,120 OK, you pull one up. 135 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:40,720 I'll put one up. 136 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:43,880 OK, was Tom Selig mine? 137 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:44,880 Yep. 138 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:49,080 OK, I put Tom Selig against who? 139 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:55,680 Who do you want him? 140 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:57,160 Hello, Phil. 141 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:03,600 Tom Selig against Will Ferrell. 142 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:08,760 Tom Selig's mustache game is great, but Will Ferrell is hairy all over. 143 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:09,960 And I don't know about Tom Selig. 144 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,560 Have you ever seen like, does he have chest hair? 145 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:14,560 Oh, yeah, he does. 146 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:19,200 Yeah, he's hairy all over. 147 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,880 I think Will Ferrell is just fucking crazy. 148 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:25,840 I think that Will Ferrell wins it because this, Tom Selig's quite a bit older. 149 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:31,120 And like Topher mentioned doing one of the tiebreakers, as you get older, you lose your 150 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,480 asshole hair is what Topher said. 151 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,080 And I think he's right on that. 152 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:40,000 So that would put Will Ferrell in and Tom Selig out. 153 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,480 Does that sound reasonable? 154 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,480 All right. 155 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:46,720 OK, Tom Selig, thank you very much. 156 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:50,300 You can go back to doing life insurance commercials. 157 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:52,200 Thank you very much for your participation. 158 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:55,160 We thank you and have a great night. 159 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,880 OK, Lincoln was mine. 160 00:09:57,880 --> 00:10:00,680 So I'm taking Abraham Lincoln against. 161 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:03,200 Oh, shit. 162 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:06,200 Oh, shit. 163 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:11,200 Shit, shit, shit. 164 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:14,200 OK. 165 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:17,200 Damn. 166 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:20,200 All right. 167 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,200 OK. 168 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:26,200 Well, let's go with Topher's tiebreaker. 169 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,200 OK. 170 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:30,200 Courtney Kardashian. 171 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:38,200 I'm going to go with Courtney. 172 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:41,200 What? 173 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:44,200 Yeah. 174 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:48,200 You don't think so? 175 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,200 Do we have to send this? 176 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:53,200 Do we have to send Courtney back to Topher? 177 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,200 OK. 178 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,200 OK. 179 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:58,200 I'm going with A. 180 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,200 OK. 181 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,200 Old West Hygiene. 182 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,200 You know what? 183 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,200 Oh, you're right. 184 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,200 He's your guy. 185 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:05,200 Courtney was mine. 186 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,200 OK. 187 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,200 Baby's yours. 188 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,200 I'm going with yours. 189 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,200 You won. 190 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,200 Or actually, I won. 191 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,200 Yeah. 192 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,200 OK, you're right. 193 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,200 Old West Hygiene beats it. 194 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,200 It trumps everything. 195 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,200 OK. 196 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,200 Thank you, Rob. 197 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,200 You're welcome. 198 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,200 OK. 199 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,200 Was Russell Brand mine? 200 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,200 This time. 201 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:25,200 Oh, yeah, that's right. 202 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,200 He was yours before. 203 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,200 OK. 204 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:32,200 Russell Brand against? 205 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:36,200 Robin Williams. 206 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:42,200 Robin Williams. 207 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,200 Yeah. 208 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,200 I've been watching a lot of Russell's podcasts. 209 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,200 Yep. 210 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,200 Robin Williams. 211 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,200 All right. 212 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,200 OK. 213 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,200 You said it the first time around. 214 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,200 OK. 215 00:11:57,200 --> 00:12:02,200 The hair sticking out of the bodysuit he wore on Mark and Mindy. 216 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,200 Yeah. 217 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,200 No, that's the image I get, too, and that beats everybody. 218 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,200 Yeah. 219 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,200 So all right. 220 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,200 The next one. 221 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,200 He was a hairy dude. 222 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,200 Yeah, he was. 223 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,200 Andrea Bocelli. 224 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,200 Damn. 225 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,200 All right. 226 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,200 He's going to be hard to beat. 227 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:19,200 Bocelli Ramone. 228 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:26,200 I'm going to go with Bocelli. 229 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,200 Bocelli just has hair everywhere. 230 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,200 He's really thick-haired. 231 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:33,200 Thick beard, thick hair, thick eyebrows. 232 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:37,200 I think he has asshole hair that's out of this world. 233 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,200 OK. 234 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,200 All right. 235 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,200 OK. 236 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:43,200 Wild card definitely coming in tonight. 237 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,200 OK. 238 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,200 I'm getting my ass kicked now. 239 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,200 Oh, yeah. 240 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,200 Was Kevin Dubrow? 241 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,200 Kevin Dubrow was mine. 242 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,200 So. 243 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,200 Yep. 244 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:56,200 Go ahead. 245 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,200 OK. 246 00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:00,200 How about, OK. 247 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:03,200 All right. 248 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:08,200 I do have a finalist. 249 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,200 OK. 250 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:14,200 That is still in this competition. 251 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,200 OK. 252 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:18,200 That is in the music realm. 253 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,200 OK. 254 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:22,200 And it doesn't have to be in the. 255 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,200 OK. 256 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,200 Rob Zombie. 257 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:27,200 I think Rob Zombie wins that one. 258 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,200 Yeah. 259 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,200 Goodbye, Kevin. 260 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,200 Sorry. 261 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,200 I love you. 262 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,200 Kevin, go back to your internal slumber. 263 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,200 Rest in peace, brother. 264 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,200 Yep. 265 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,200 Have a great time in the afterlife. 266 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,200 Thanks for participating. 267 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,200 I had no choice. 268 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,200 Good luck on your future endeavors. 269 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,200 All right. 270 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,200 Next one. 271 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,200 Rob Rad. 272 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:50,200 Who are you going against, Rob? 273 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:58,200 Dude, this without bringing in a wild card, I only have one other person. 274 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,200 Who's that? 275 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:06,200 And I don't even want to bring in my damn wild card. 276 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,200 Well, go ahead. 277 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,200 Bring the other person in. 278 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,200 OK. 279 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,200 Wow. 280 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:17,200 This would be a hard one. 281 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,200 OK. 282 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,200 OK. 283 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,200 We have. 284 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,200 OK. 285 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:34,200 I mentioned Sam Worthington, the actor from Avatar as Jake Sully the human, not the Avatar. 286 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,200 Yeah. 287 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,200 Yeah. 288 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:39,200 So Rob Rad. 289 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,200 Who are you going against? 290 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,200 Me? 291 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,200 Oh my God. 292 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,200 This is going to be epic. 293 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:49,080 I'm going with you because of what you said. 294 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:52,200 You admittedly have more ass hair than all of them by far. 295 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:55,200 I'm going by what you told me. 296 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,200 But we're douchebags. 297 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,200 I know. 298 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:04,200 You should tell everybody not to believe what we say. 299 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,200 Rob, be honest. 300 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,200 You're the one that knows. 301 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:11,200 But you remember years ago how hairy I was. 302 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,200 Yeah, I think. 303 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,200 And older people get the hairier they get. 304 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,200 I think I got to go with you. 305 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:23,200 Oh, this is going to break my ex's heart. 306 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:26,200 All right. 307 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,200 Damn. 308 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,200 OK. 309 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,200 All right. 310 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,200 All right. 311 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,200 You go on to the next round. 312 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,200 No. 313 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,200 No. 314 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,200 No. 315 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,200 OK. 316 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:43,200 I cannot honestly make that vote, Mark. 317 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,200 How about if? 318 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:49,200 Any vote towards me has to go to Topher. 319 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,200 OK. 320 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,200 OK. 321 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:56,200 Rob Rad versus Jake Sully is a tie. 322 00:15:56,200 --> 00:16:03,200 And I'm telling you, dude, I've had a DJ tell me to get my hairy ass out of his face. 323 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,200 OK. 324 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:08,200 I was stripping on his DJ stand. 325 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,200 OK. 326 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,200 All right. 327 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,200 That's no bullshit. 328 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,200 That is no bullshit. 329 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,200 That one goes to Topher. 330 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:17,200 And we'll probably get an answer tomorrow. 331 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,200 And I will address it tomorrow. 332 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,200 OK. 333 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,200 Right on. 334 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,200 So Jake Sully versus Rob Rad. 335 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,200 Wow. 336 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,200 Wow. 337 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,200 OK. 338 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:35,200 Then the next one coming up, the only two that's left here, but it's one from each one 339 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,200 of us. 340 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,200 I'm out of actual people. 341 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,200 We all have to go in the wild, of course. 342 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,200 No. 343 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,200 No. 344 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,200 No. 345 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,200 You have one. 346 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,200 Courtney Kardashian. 347 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,200 No. 348 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,200 We just knocked her out. 349 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,200 Oh, that's right. 350 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,200 We did. 351 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,200 OK. 352 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:56,200 Whoever you got is against Hank Williams, Jr. 353 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,200 I got a wild card. 354 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,200 My wild card. 355 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,200 OK. 356 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:04,200 Ron Jeremy. 357 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,200 Oh. 358 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,200 Ron Jeremy. 359 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:17,200 Without a doubt, that guy is the hairiest fucking. 360 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,200 Sorry, Bo Seifis. 361 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,200 Yeah. 362 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:24,200 Oh, and I got two others, but we're only allowed two. 363 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,200 So I got that one. 364 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,200 That was a good one, Rob. 365 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:30,200 My third one will go next. 366 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:38,200 I've got two wild cards right here, but I want to introduce my pass card for Hank Williams, 367 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,200 Jr. 368 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,200 Oh. 369 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,200 OK. 370 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,200 Oh, see. 371 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,200 Hank is still in it. 372 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,200 Without those. 373 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:52,200 Hank Jr. is still in it because I introduced my pass card. 374 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,200 He can't be touched now. 375 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,200 All right. 376 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:01,200 There we go. 377 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:05,200 Oh, I forgot about the pass card. 378 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,200 Yeah. 379 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,200 Yeah. 380 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,200 Hank is saved. 381 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:13,200 Oh, well, hell. 382 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:17,200 We'll see what happens next week. 383 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,200 We will. 384 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,200 Hank is still on the board, dude. 385 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,200 All right. 386 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,200 And I still have my two wild cards. 387 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,200 All right. 388 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,200 Let's take us a little break and come back, Rob. 389 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,200 How's that sound? 390 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,200 All right. 391 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,200 OK. 392 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:37,200 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 393 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:46,200 Should I record frog sounds in the summer, then play them when it's zero degrees on my 394 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,200 ring doorbell for the Amazon guy? 395 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:52,200 Yeah. 396 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:57,200 That sounds like fun. 397 00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:08,200 Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes, and scream, hey, there's 398 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:15,200 no toilet paper in here. 399 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:19,200 Now, we go to the amazing Mark, the palm reader. 400 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,200 Hello, everybody, and welcome to Mark, the amazing palm reader. 401 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,200 First in line, please step up. 402 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,200 Let's see, young lady. 403 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,200 I see a long lifeline. 404 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:33,200 I see success, happiness, love, fortune. 405 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:38,200 I also see a bit index finger. 406 00:19:38,200 --> 00:20:00,200 $20, please. 407 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,200 Saved with a pass card, and we are all happy. 408 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,200 I'm not happy. 409 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:08,200 Well, you have a pass card, too, dude. 410 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,200 I know. 411 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,200 I got a fair amount of use in all of them. 412 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,200 All right. 413 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:17,200 You know, earlier when we were off air, I was telling you about the crazy fucker that 414 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,200 dressed up like a clown in Scotland? 415 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,200 Yeah. 416 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,200 OK. 417 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,200 Yeah. 418 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:28,200 A clown who has reportedly been stalking the streets of a Scottish village has issued a 419 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,200 message to the media and dared the police to catch them. 420 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:36,200 The person wearing a Pennywise style outfit who allegedly been leaving red balloons around 421 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:39,200 Skilmore in North Ashire. 422 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:44,200 Pictures and videos of clown posing around darkened streets have also reportedly been 423 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,200 uploaded and then deleted from social media. 424 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,200 So he puts them on social media and then he deletes them. 425 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:54,200 So that shows he's a disturbed fucker, isn't he? 426 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,200 Yeah. 427 00:20:55,200 --> 00:21:02,200 A Facebook account in the Skilmore clown has been set up with the name Cole DeMose. 428 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:05,200 Well, why he chose that name, who knows? 429 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:11,200 In response to news reports that they had left locals terrified, the clown uploaded 430 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:15,200 a message to the media during the early hours of Thursday morning. 431 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:19,200 In the rhyming video, he said, well, well, well, I made the news again. 432 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:24,200 Should I smile for the cameras with my hideous grin? 433 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:30,200 The Facebook profile says the character studied at clown school and lives in Skilmore. 434 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:35,200 In response to a local who had said the clown had deleted previous posts because they were 435 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,200 getting too much heat, they said. 436 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,200 What a stupid thing to say. 437 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:44,200 Pennywise the dancing clown is a Maine antagonist in Stephen King's It. 438 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:50,200 The character stalks the streets of Derry in Maine where he kills children roughly 439 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,200 every 27 years. 440 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:59,200 In 19, the 1986 horror novel was made into a two part miniseries in 1990 with Tim Curry 441 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,200 in the role, which he was so good, wasn't he? 442 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,200 Yeah, he was. 443 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:10,200 Bill Skartzgard then played the villain in the Hollywood adaptations in 2017 and 2019, 444 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,200 but who cares about those? 445 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,200 They suck. 446 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:17,200 So police in Scotland said to be aware of the clown's posts. 447 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:23,200 But when contacted by Sky News, a force a four spokesperson said police have not received 448 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,200 any reports. 449 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:30,200 The clown who seemingly first appeared in Village in 2021 said, Do you think that I 450 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,200 care? 451 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,200 They have to catch me first anyway. 452 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,200 And yes, that's a dare. 453 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,200 They called me killer clown. 454 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,200 Why don't you leave the jokes to me? 455 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:43,200 The only thing that's dying is your credibility. 456 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,200 He's a smart ass little clown, too, isn't he? 457 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,200 Yeah, he is. 458 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:52,200 Calling out the journalists who have made who have covered the story, the clown added, 459 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,200 the clown doesn't want fame, glory or gold. 460 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:58,200 He just wants to play the so-called sleepy town. 461 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:02,200 So come and join in and learn the fear of scale more clown. 462 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:11,200 Anyhow, in response to the video on Facebook, one user wrote, Out of all the clowns in this 463 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:16,200 village, he's the best. 464 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,200 So why in the fuck someone's doing that? 465 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,200 Who the hell knows? 466 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:25,200 But at least he's pissing people off, right? 467 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,200 Yeah, yeah, definitely. 468 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,200 Definitely. 469 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,200 Rob, we turn to you. 470 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,200 Do you have something you want to say? 471 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,200 You got something going on? 472 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:36,200 You got a story? 473 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:40,200 Oh, I did use fruit roll up the other day. 474 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,200 Oh, cool. 475 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,200 Who did you use it on? 476 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,200 Yeah. 477 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,200 Oh, this guy at work. 478 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:50,200 What did he say? 479 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,200 He was pretty much just speechless. 480 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,200 Like he didn't know what the hell I was talking about. 481 00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:02,200 But other people started laughing their asses off. 482 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,200 I remember one that I used to use on people was a jelly bean. 483 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,200 You're a jelly bean. 484 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,200 And they really didn't know what to say. 485 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,200 But that fruit roll up, that's a good one, man. 486 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:17,200 You're flat. 487 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,200 Then you just roll up. 488 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,200 And you're a piece of fruit. 489 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:24,200 Very minimal taste. 490 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,200 Yeah. 491 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,200 I love that one. 492 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,200 That's awesome. 493 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,200 I do too. 494 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,200 It's a good one. 495 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:36,200 I just actually really remembered it the day I turned those in on the podcast. 496 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,200 I'd actually forgotten all about that one. 497 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:43,200 Anyhow. 498 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,200 OK. 499 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:50,200 Are you ready for my list that you asked me for? 500 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,200 Which list is that, Rob? 501 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,200 What you can do if you can stop time. 502 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,200 Yes. 503 00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,200 Yes, actually I am. 504 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,200 I've been anxious to hear this. 505 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,200 So, Rob, please go forth. 506 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:06,200 OK, I have some serious ones. 507 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,200 I have eight of them. 508 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:12,200 OK, so some of them are serious and some of them are funny. 509 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,200 That's great. 510 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,200 That's perfect. 511 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:18,200 Yeah. 512 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:23,200 OK, number eight. 513 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:28,200 I would put XLACS in Commander Snacks. 514 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:33,200 If you don't know who Commander is, listen to our last podcast. 515 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:41,200 That is Joe Biden's dog that got kicked out of the White House for attacking Secret Service. 516 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:53,200 And if you didn't hear last week's podcast, I also wanted to, if I was president, I would train my dogs to hump the Secret Service agents. 517 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,200 And then when they get mad about it, I would yell at them. 518 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,200 I said that. 519 00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:04,200 Then when they get mad about it, I would tell them, you fucking let him finish. 520 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,200 Yes. 521 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:09,200 That would be funny, scooting his ass all across the White House. 522 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,200 Someone's got to clean that up. 523 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,200 Yeah. 524 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,200 Cool. 525 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,200 No, he's not in the White House no more. 526 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,200 No. 527 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,200 Well, wherever he's at. 528 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,200 Number seven. 529 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,200 OK. 530 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:28,200 I'd walk through Area 51. 531 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,200 I love that one. 532 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,200 That's a serious one. 533 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,200 But I love that one. 534 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,200 That would be something I would love to do, Rob. 535 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,200 Wow. 536 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,200 No, I get even more serious. 537 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,200 OK. 538 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,200 Number six is even more serious. 539 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:45,200 All righty. 540 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:50,200 I would launch every nuclear weapon into space. 541 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:55,200 Wow. 542 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,200 Shit's getting serious, man. 543 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,200 No, I know. 544 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,200 I know. 545 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,200 Let's get rid of the threat. 546 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,200 Yeah. 547 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,200 OK. 548 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:08,200 I can't argue with that. 549 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,200 Yeah, that was heavy. 550 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,200 Here's one I know you're going to love. 551 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,200 OK. 552 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:29,200 I would change every sign, every social media post, every print post back to Arrowhead Stadium. 553 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:33,200 There would be no Gia Field. 554 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,200 Good. 555 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,200 Good. 556 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,200 Good. 557 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,200 Good. 558 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,200 Start it out Arrowhead. 559 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,200 OK. 560 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,200 I love that one. 561 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,200 Good going, Rob. 562 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,200 Someone need to do that. 563 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:48,200 And then everybody would wake up. 564 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,200 Arrowhead, I thought was good. 565 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,200 Now it's Arrowhead. 566 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:52,200 Yeah, it's Arrowhead. 567 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,200 Look at it, man. 568 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,200 Always has been. 569 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,200 Has been for years. 570 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,200 Cool. 571 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,200 OK. 572 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:05,200 Here's one I had, man. 573 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,200 It's a serious one. 574 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,200 OK. 575 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:16,200 I would sit and tell my mom everything I've done, good and bad. 576 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:28,200 And the reason why I would do it while time was frozen so she wouldn't be disappointed 577 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,200 in the bag. 578 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,200 Oh, wow. 579 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:36,200 I've done a lot of bad, but I've done a lot of good. 580 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,200 Haven't we all, Rob? 581 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,200 Honestly? 582 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,200 Yes, we have. 583 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,200 Yeah. 584 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,200 We all have. 585 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,200 Yeah. 586 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,200 Gotcha. 587 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,200 Touche. 588 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,200 Absolutely. 589 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,200 All righty. 590 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,200 Moving right along. 591 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,200 OK. 592 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,200 Now, you're going to like this one. 593 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,200 OK. 594 00:28:55,200 --> 00:29:04,200 I would deep-pounce Caitlyn Jenner just to see if she cut it off or not. 595 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:10,200 I want to see if it had the full transformation. 596 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:13,200 I love that one, dude. 597 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,200 Come on, Mark. 598 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,200 Yeah? 599 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:19,200 Bruce Jenner was a national icon. 600 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,200 Bruce Jenner's people. 601 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,200 Come on. 602 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:22,200 He was on a weed box. 603 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:23,200 I agree. 604 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:24,200 Bruce Jenner's people. 605 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:25,200 The best selling weed box. 606 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,200 I want to see if he went through it. 607 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,200 I do, too. 608 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,200 I think that's great, man. 609 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,200 Hell, you could probably sell pictures. 610 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,200 You could sell them, man. 611 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,200 National. 612 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,200 Well, I think they have the Inquirer. 613 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:38,200 Do they have the Inquirer anymore, or do they even do that stuff? 614 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:43,200 No, I think I know they do online. 615 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,200 OK. 616 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,200 Jenner's pee-pee. 617 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,200 Dude, that's a good one. 618 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:51,200 I just want to see if he did the whole surgery or not. 619 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,200 Yeah, I think everybody wants to know. 620 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:59,200 Yeah, I figured that would be a reasonable question. 621 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:02,200 We've worked so much on that. 622 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,200 That's a legitimate question. 623 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,200 Let's find the truth. 624 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:08,200 Yeah, it's like, dude, how far did you go? 625 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,200 We're going to find out. 626 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,200 That's all. 627 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,200 A true news reporter. 628 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:15,200 Yeah, you're looking for that story. 629 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,200 I agree with you, man. 630 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,200 Yes, I am. 631 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:18,200 Yep. 632 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,200 Rob, great journalism. 633 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,200 Great journalism. 634 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:29,200 And now, for my next one, I'm going to make my own journalism. 635 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,200 OK. 636 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:34,200 And it's, I don't know where the hell I came up with this one. 637 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,200 OK. 638 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,200 Well, I like area news. 639 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,200 Uh-huh. 640 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,200 I'll make like area news. 641 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:53,200 In the town of Cambleton, while everybody's sleeping, I'll change all the husbands around 642 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,200 and let them wake up. 643 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,200 You want to be even funnier? 644 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,200 Area news. 645 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,200 You want to be even funnier? 646 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,200 That would make world news, dude. 647 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,200 You want to be even funnier? 648 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:10,200 A couple husbands you don't like, put them together. 649 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,200 I don't care. 650 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,200 I'm just going to switch. 651 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,200 No. 652 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,200 That would work. 653 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,200 That would work. 654 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:20,200 Yeah. 655 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:21,200 You don't like a couple of them? 656 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,200 Fucking put them nude right next to each other when they wake up. 657 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,200 Both husbands. 658 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,200 Both husbands. 659 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,200 They'd be like, what? 660 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,200 And then put the wives together. 661 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,200 Oh, yeah, yeah. 662 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,200 Well, they'd be extra then. 663 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,200 So, yeah, you could do that. 664 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:36,200 Yeah. 665 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,200 Yeah, you could do that. 666 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,200 Yeah, at that point, you could do whatever you want. 667 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,200 Rob, great idea. 668 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,200 Great idea. 669 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,200 I love that. 670 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,200 Now, my number one. 671 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:53,200 All right. 672 00:31:53,200 --> 00:32:03,200 Both of us douchebags, Mark and I, would walk into that damn compound 673 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,200 and save our good friend Topher. 674 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,200 Yes. 675 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,200 From them damn kale activists. 676 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,200 Oh, yeah. 677 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,200 Yeah. 678 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,200 Oh. 679 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,200 I agree. 680 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,200 That is my number one. 681 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,200 We're going to get him back. 682 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,200 Supposedly. 683 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,200 We will. 684 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,200 Even if it takes a stop in time. 685 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,200 He's trying to get another segment in. 686 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:32,200 They've been watching really close because word got out that he got a segment in. 687 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,200 And I'm not sure what they did to him. 688 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,200 But anyhow. 689 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:40,200 It could have been that drone he was talking about flying over. 690 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,200 It could have been. 691 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,200 It could have been. 692 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:43,200 Yeah. 693 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,200 Yeah. 694 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:52,200 So anyhow, yeah, he was he he's still trying to get out of there. 695 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,200 And but he is coming up with another segment. 696 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,200 He's got to do it. 697 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,200 You know, he's got to do it very carefully. 698 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,200 He can't get caught. 699 00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,200 So right. 700 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:00,200 Right. 701 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,200 Yeah. 702 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:04,200 I mean, we don't know what's going to happen at this point. 703 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,200 Now, it's a scary situation. 704 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,200 Yeah, it is. 705 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,200 I mean, the kale people are evil. 706 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,200 They've got him and we need him back. 707 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:16,200 So anyhow, let's take us a little break. 708 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:20,200 And when we come back, we're going to do a little analyzing of our listenership. 709 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,200 That sound good? 710 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:24,200 Yes. 711 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,200 Yeah, we've been needing to do this for a while. 712 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:31,200 So anyhow, it's kind of like a state of the union address. 713 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,200 But Love Sponge does it every now and then. 714 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,200 And that's where I got the idea from. 715 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:41,200 And I love it is just kind of shoring up little loose ends, like, you know, where we stand in certain markets in certain areas. 716 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:53,200 So and actually this time, Rob, Brad is going to be able to log in and go through it with me because finally one day on the air, it was what I don't know how many podcasts ago. 717 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:57,200 I gave you the keys to this thing because I didn't realize that you didn't have them. 718 00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:01,200 So now you can follow along on RSS dot com. 719 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:11,200 Hey, I will be right back. 720 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,200 Oh, shit. 721 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,200 What's that over there? 722 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:21,200 Oh, no, it's island of horrible jokes. 723 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,200 My copy of Microsoft Office. 724 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:41,200 As pleasant as 50 grit sandpaper to your inner thighs. 725 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:51,200 When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water because nobody likes a stinky asshole. 726 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:58,200 And now deep thoughts with Mark. 727 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,200 Let's see here. 728 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:04,200 A package of eight hot dogs, a package of 10 hot dog buns. 729 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:10,200 I would have to buy 10 packs of hot dogs and eight packs of buns to even it out. 730 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,200 Should I buy them at once? 731 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,200 Should I freeze them? 732 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:19,200 Or just continue to zigzag them and hope for the best? 733 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:25,200 I hate adulting. 734 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,200 All righty. 735 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:30,200 So I want to mention something about tomorrow night. 736 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:36,200 I got a couple of new products that I'm going to. 737 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,200 What would you call it? 738 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,200 Rate, I guess. 739 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,200 OK. 740 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:47,200 And there's one of them here that is it's Mojito 7 up. 741 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,200 And it's from France. 742 00:35:49,200 --> 00:36:01,200 And then there is a Quebec Coca-Cola made with real maple syrup sugar or maple sugar, if you will, from the maple tree. 743 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:07,200 And I'm going to try them both out and let you know what I think of them on air. 744 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,200 Give you my honest opinion. 745 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,200 And it's a new segment that I've been working on. 746 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:18,200 I meant to do it quite a few podcasts ago, even advertising on Facebook, but it never did come to fruition. 747 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:23,200 It's products you'll never try, but I'm going to let you know how they are anyhow. 748 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:34,200 So anyhow, I just wanted to mention that there's a big coffee survey we're going to do tomorrow with some interesting finds about coffee and a lot of other stuff, too. 749 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:38,200 So anyhow, but this will be the next podcast after this. 750 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:42,200 So this anyhow, it doesn't matter. 751 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,200 So it'll be you'll you'll hear it when you hear it. 752 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:50,200 So anyhow, we're doing a state of the podcast. 753 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:57,200 Number one, our listenership right now is up 20, 28 percent. 754 00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,200 And I'm looking at the newest one right here. 755 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,200 Can you get that, Robert? 756 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:04,200 I got I got I got 26 percent yesterday. 757 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,200 Oh, no. 758 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:10,200 Yeah, I got I got a 28 percent previous period. 759 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:14,200 Yeah. The last 30 days were up 28 percent, which is good. 760 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,200 Our following went down a little bit. 761 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:24,200 So usually how the following goes down is someone someone starts following us and it expires and they forget to re up us. 762 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,200 That's how that happens. 763 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,200 So I expect that to be up more. 764 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:32,200 We don't give numbers on those because they fluctuate so much. 765 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:43,200 Right. So anyhow, still our number one markets are I'm looking for emerging markets, too. 766 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:48,200 But let's see, where is this ad? 767 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:53,200 I'm looking. Dang it. Toot toot toot toot toot. 768 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,200 I got to go back to analytics here. 769 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,200 And sorry about this, guys. I am looking for. 770 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:04,200 OK, I'm thinking I need to get a PC. 771 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:08,200 Yeah, you do, because the way I read these is OK. 772 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:13,200 Well, well, OK. Like your locations. 773 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:17,200 Mm hmm. It tells you the country. 774 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,200 Yes. And everything. 775 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,200 Well, see, I get on. 776 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,200 It just tells me United States of America. 777 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:32,200 It doesn't tell me what town, what state it just says United States. 778 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,200 Now, remember, no, no. 779 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,200 OK, go ahead. 780 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:44,200 Here we have one, two, three, four, five, six in number seven spot. 781 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:48,200 We have Belgium. Yeah. Yeah. 782 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:58,200 Now, remember, no numbers. No. No. Remember, no numbers, because that's what I've been told by someone in the. 783 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,200 OK, OK. No exact numbers. 784 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:04,200 I said seventh one down the list. 785 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:11,200 No, I know you did. I was just reiterating that because no, I know there's a really there's a really good reason from that, from what I understand. 786 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:19,200 So anyhow, our number one, our number one market is Kansas City, Missouri. 787 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:24,200 And which is it astronomical amount and I don't even know how the people found about us. 788 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:28,200 It must have been people going down to the city market and seeing our name. 789 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:35,200 And this is of the name markets. There's markets that are unnamed that we have a huge amount, but they're somewhere in America. 790 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:38,200 But they just can't get a grasp on where they were at. 791 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:41,200 For whatever reason, they could have been traveling down the freeway. 792 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:45,200 It's what I think. And so they could have been in between all kinds of towns. 793 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:52,200 So they couldn't actually say, hey, they're from Indianapolis or they're from Minneapolis or whatever. 794 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:56,200 So that is probably the NA, the non-available. 795 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,200 Then the second one is Kansas City. 796 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:11,200 And but right behind Kansas City, actually not that far, is Ashburn, which I believe is in South Carolina or North Carolina. 797 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:15,200 I it's I think it's North Carolina. 798 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:25,200 And then right behind right behind Ashburn is Council Bluffs, Iowa, with an astronomical amount of people that listen to us. 799 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:30,200 And then right after that is Kansas City, Kansas. 800 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,200 And all of these are these are our top markets. 801 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:43,200 But the emerging market that I talked about last time and they're getting on the heels of Kansas City, Kansas, is Harrisonville, Missouri. 802 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:46,200 Really? Yeah. Wow. Thank you, Harrisonville. 803 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:49,200 Know that place well. Yes. My God, I know that place well. 804 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:57,200 My family farm was outside. I have a son that lives in Harrisonville. OK. Thank you. 805 00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:02,200 Yeah. Remember the arcade there when they had a lot of fun? Oh, it was awesome. Oh, gosh. 806 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:10,200 And I remember, man, we used to crack in the balls when you're playing pinball. Yeah. Good times. Good times. 807 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:15,200 But like you said, Belgium is a huge market in Brussels. Yes, it is. 808 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:19,200 Yeah. People in Brussels love us. That's cool. 809 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:24,200 We love the fact that Brussels, Belgium is listening to us. 810 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:28,200 It's very flattering. Wow. I know. 811 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:35,200 Now, how in the hell? I mean, they must just be looking at podcasts and go, hmm, two dispatches and microphone. 812 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:43,200 I think I'd like that. I hope they have translation. Yeah, we don't advertise all these countries. 813 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:47,200 Yeah. Excellent. Thank you, guys. 814 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:51,200 And then right behind Brussels, Belgium is Denver, Colorado. 815 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:57,200 We have a really good amount of people listening there, and they've been they kind of cooled off a little bit, 816 00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:07,200 which is unfortunate because we love Denver. No, I do see little letters going down. 817 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:15,200 You have to scroll. OK. OK. 818 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:24,200 OK, I got it. OK. Adrian, Adrian, Missouri, which is a town of about 1500 people. 819 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:28,200 It's got an A. OK, then that's what it is. OK. 820 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:32,200 It doesn't have enough room to say the whole thing, so it abbreviates. 821 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:41,200 So Adrian, Missouri is huge. It's it's cooled off quite a bit because we used to get I don't know how many podcasts a day from there. 822 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,200 Now we they're kind of trickling in. 823 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:50,200 And I don't know if like whoever it is isn't doing the same type of work or something, 824 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:56,200 or if if it's like a shop is doing it and now they listen to something else or they close down. 825 00:42:56,200 --> 00:43:00,200 But it's a little disappointing because we were Adrian, Missouri. 826 00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:06,200 I mean, if you still the numbers we get get from there, if you still show. 827 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:14,200 Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people, Adrian, had to been downloading our podcasts and we thank you and please keep doing it. 828 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:20,200 The next one is Columbus, but it does not say on here whether it's Ohio or Georgia. 829 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:26,200 Both are, of course, the biggest Columbus market would be Ohio. 830 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:31,200 And then Columbus, Georgia is a decent size market, too, who could be listening. 831 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:35,200 They could definitely came up with these numbers. So I don't know. 832 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:41,200 Well, whichever one it is. Thank you. Please keep listening. 833 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:48,200 It's excellent to see us doing so well in either one of those markets, whether Ohio or or Georgia. 834 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:55,200 The next one is Chicago. Chicago is still doing well, but it's cooled off quite a bit, too. 835 00:43:55,200 --> 00:44:00,200 So Chicago, come on, guys, we love that market. 836 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:05,200 Maybe I need to pick up my game. Yeah. 837 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:09,200 Maybe you know what? Maybe we need to get a little bit better. 838 00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,200 All right. Maybe we need to get a little bit better. 839 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,200 We're going to go ahead and put that on us. Chicago. 840 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:18,200 You guys are used to you guys have a very famous much. 841 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:27,200 Chicago has the Hall of Fame. Chicago has the DJ Hall of Fame. Yes. And also Chicago is 842 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:33,200 famous for great radio. I don't think they have any much left there now. 843 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:38,200 But I mean, it has a long trail of great radio. Great names came out of Chicago. 844 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:44,200 Big names came out of Chicago. Big battles happened in Chicago over radio DJs. 845 00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:50,200 Not DJs, but shows, morning shows. So anyhow, maybe we need to pick up our game a little bit. 846 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:54,200 Maybe, you know, maybe Chicago will listen to us a little bit more. 847 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:58,200 Maybe they'll pick up the phone a little bit more. Maybe they'll fucking listen to us a little bit more. 848 00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:02,200 So Chicago, we're blaming us. We're going to try to pick up our game. 849 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:06,200 And hopefully we get a little bit better numbers next time around. 850 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:09,200 So and your numbers are fine. Don't get me wrong. 851 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:14,200 But we want to keep that same steamrolling we were doing for a while there. 852 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:21,200 Next one is Lake Ozark. We know that one. So yeah, Lake Ozark. 853 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:25,200 It will not say Camden 10. It will not say. 854 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,200 Let's see. Let's think. We know that. 855 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:32,200 That damn high. Yeah. Yeah. 856 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:39,200 That's what I'm saying. Mine's just saying I didn't realize it was that high. 857 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:43,200 Yeah. Yeah. We actually have quite a bit of listenership from that area. 858 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:47,200 And I wore my shirt to the concert the other night. 859 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:51,200 Well, it seems it's doing well. I wore it to the grocery store the other day. 860 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,200 Oh, good. Keep doing it. Keep wearing it. It's working. 861 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,200 I am. I am. 862 00:45:56,200 --> 00:46:00,200 The next two are not available, so it's probably freeway or something. I don't know. 863 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:04,200 That's the end. OK. Next one is Boardman. 864 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:08,200 And I think didn't you say that was in Oregon? 865 00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,200 I think you looked at that. I think that's where I looked at. 866 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:15,200 I think that's what it said. OK. OK. 867 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:19,200 That number is aggressive for there. It is. It is. 868 00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:23,200 See now we're in the Midwest. How the hell they hear about us. 869 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:27,200 I don't know, but we're glad they did. Thank you. Yeah. 870 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:31,200 The next one, Blue Springs. 871 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:40,200 We do well there, but Blue Springs is a suburb of Kansas City, but it's far away enough from Kansas City. 872 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:44,200 It's a suburb, but it's the extreme eastern side. 873 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:48,200 So it counted it as its own on RSS.com. 874 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:54,200 So we're getting a great number from them for just being of a town of about, what, 100,000 people, maybe? 875 00:46:54,200 --> 00:47:00,200 I do have some family over there that could account for some of that. 876 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:04,200 OK. Thank you, Blue Springs. Keep checking in with us. 877 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,200 Thank you, Blue Springs. 878 00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:10,200 The next one right below Blue Springs is St. Louis. 879 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:13,200 OK. St. Louis is doing well. 880 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:19,200 And like I said before, I mean, Kansas City probably got a lot of it because we're down at the city market. 881 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:22,200 We had our banner up. So that could be residual. 882 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:25,200 A lot of people travel between both cities. 883 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:31,200 Some people I know that do business in both cities live in each city. 884 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:35,200 I know someone that has a business where they work out of both. 885 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:46,200 So they have a condo here in Kansas City downtown and they have a house in, is it Maryland Heights or something like that? 886 00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:49,200 I think it might be Maryland Heights. Yeah, Maryland Heights. 887 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,200 Yeah, Maryland Heights is up there. 888 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,200 So anyhow, there's a lot of that going on. 889 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:58,200 The cities are pretty close in proximity, three and a half hours away. 890 00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,200 And a lot of people navigate them every day. 891 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,200 So I would expect St. Louis to have good numbers. 892 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:11,200 Olathe, which is extreme southern Kansas side of the Kansas City Metroplex. 893 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:15,200 Olathe done good. And Grandview is right there with Olathe now. 894 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,200 Grandview picked up and caught up with Olathe. 895 00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,200 Yeah, I see that. 896 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:23,200 So thank you, Grandview. Thank you, our old stomping grounds. 897 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,200 Oh yeah. Grandview very famously. 898 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:29,200 Hey, my dad was murdered in Grandview. 899 00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:33,200 Yeah, unfortunately his business was there and that's where he was murdered at and that sucks. 900 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:39,200 So Grandview, Missouri, very famously is where I did my phone pranks. 901 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,200 I still have a lot of friends. 902 00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:46,200 Me too. Grandview is the quick trip that I used to piss everybody off in. 903 00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:51,200 That I used to call the pay phones out in front of Quick Trip, which there were no pay phones left. 904 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:54,200 And I used to cuss people out and make fun of them. 905 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:59,200 And then I very quickly and shrewdly told them I was the White House behind Quick Trip. 906 00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:03,200 So that guy probably got in a lot of fights. Unbeknownst to him, he had no idea. 907 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:09,200 But people were coming at him from left and right because I told them that I lived in that house. 908 00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:15,200 So called me a bad person. It's past the statute of limitations. 909 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:20,200 So next one, Omaha, Nebraska. 910 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:24,200 Yep, Omaha, Nebraska. Thank you. Good numbers from there. 911 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:32,200 And right below, just one listener away, one podcast away is Indianapolis. 912 00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:36,200 Home of Bob and Tom. 913 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:40,200 So thank you, Indy. Appreciate it. 914 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:44,200 Next one is Pacific. I don't know which state. 915 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:48,200 There's a lot of Pacific this and that. It could be Pacific, Missouri. 916 00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:52,200 Could be Pacific. I'm thinking Pacific, Missouri. 917 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:57,200 Okay, well thank you, Pacific, Missouri. Since we have a lot of listeners out around St. Louis. 918 00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:04,200 Then that's Pacific then. Okay, Pacific, Missouri. Pacific is just outside, yeah. 919 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:11,200 Next one we're doing pretty well in is Glen Allen. 920 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:15,200 I don't know where that's at. Do you? I've heard of it. 921 00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:18,200 You have? Maybe it's in Missouri then. 922 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:24,200 Well, I'll have that for you on the next podcast. I'm going through this with you right now. I ain't moving my phone. 923 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:29,200 This next one, I do believe, is out of the Chicago Metroplex. 924 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:34,200 Avon Park. Does that sound right? 925 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:40,200 Yeah, that does sound right. Okay, I'm going to look it up real quick. 926 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:51,200 I think it is. Okay, let's see here. Avon Park. 927 00:50:51,200 --> 00:51:01,200 Oh no, it's Florida. Oh. Thank you, Florida. 928 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:08,200 Wow. Okay. Thank you. 929 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:15,200 Cool. Thanks, Florida. I wonder, hang on. I'm going to see what suburb that is. 930 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:23,200 Where is Avon Park? 931 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:28,200 I'm pretty sure it's like a suburb or an area of like one of the big cities there. 932 00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:35,200 Yeah. Let's see. 933 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,200 Orlando area, it looks like. 934 00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:44,200 Oh, wow. Yeah. Thank you. Wow. Thank you. 935 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:49,200 Okay, cool. Thank you, Avon Park. We appreciate that. Now I know where Avon Park is. 936 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:52,200 Next one is San Fran. Doing pretty well there. 937 00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:58,200 Yeah. Overland Park is one podcast under San Fran. 938 00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:05,200 Overland Park is the Kansas side. It's really close to where I live. 939 00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:09,200 I live just minutes away from Overland Park in Leeward. 940 00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:16,200 It's like almost touching OASA that was mentioned earlier. 941 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:20,200 The next one is Wichita. 942 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:26,200 Okay. And then the one after that is Ironton. 943 00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:29,200 That's Missouri. That's outside St. Louis. 944 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:33,200 Man, we got a lot. I'm telling you, St. Louis, we've exploded. That's good to hear. 945 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,200 Yeah, we are. Yeah, we are. 946 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:41,200 Next one is Westminster. Do you know where Westminster is? 947 00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:45,200 There's Minnesota. Westminster, Minnesota. 948 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,200 Okay. It's probably Minnesota. 949 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,200 There's different Westminsters. 950 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:58,200 We have a couple of foreign countries on the next two. The next one is Germany and France. 951 00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:01,200 Yep. 952 00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:05,200 We have Springdale, Arkansas. Checking in right below those guys. 953 00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,200 Well, actually, they're tied with them. 954 00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,200 We have Orlando. 955 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:13,200 Kimberlein City. 956 00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:18,200 We know where that's at. Yeah, that's Table Rock Lake area. 957 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:21,200 Used to go there all the time. My friend Bob had a place there. 958 00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:26,200 Yep. Next one is Grand Rapids, which I would expect would be Michigan. 959 00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:32,200 Next one would be Steamboat Springs, which is Colorado. Beautiful area. 960 00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:36,200 Provo, which is Salt Lake City. 961 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,200 Utah. Yeah, yeah. 962 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:48,200 Yep. Anyhow, I think I know some of the people listening there are friends that were from out of town that joined me and Topher on a podcast. 963 00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:55,200 They were very cool. Anyhow, I'm pretty sure that is them because they said they're going to go back and listen. 964 00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:59,200 Here they are right here. They said they're from Provo. 965 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:03,200 I believe that is them partially, maybe not all of it. 966 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:10,200 And then there's India, which is cool. Savannah, which is probably Georgia. 967 00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:15,200 And that could be a friend of mine. Oh, no, that could be Missouri. 968 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:20,200 Oh, it could be. Up just north of St. Joseph. 969 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:31,200 Yep. Akron, Ohio is doing pretty good. Greenville, North Carolina, I believe. Owasso. Do you know where Owasso is? 970 00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:40,200 Owasso. Oh, is that Kansas? Where? Yeah. Owasso, Kansas. Yes. 971 00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:44,200 OK, cool. Which I have ties to Kansas, too. 972 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:50,200 Let me name some of the little ones that have just a sporadic part here. 973 00:54:50,200 --> 00:55:00,200 Just to name a few, we got a few in Rich Hill, we got a few in Joplin, got a few in Yates Center, which I know where that's at. 974 00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:06,200 Jacksonville, Hollywood, Florida and California. 975 00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:16,200 United Kingdom. Yep. Let's see, where else? Lima, Peru, which was very cool. 976 00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:26,200 Yeah. And. Tulsa. Right above that. New York, New York. That is our two South American, Brazil and Peru. 977 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:36,200 Cleveland, Ohio, Santa Barbara, Salt Lake City, Riverside, Pride, California, Bishop, Scottsdale, Arizona, Phoenix, Arizona. 978 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:44,200 Toronto. So anyhow, that's a pretty good little rundown. Yeah, it is. Yeah. 979 00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:49,200 We appreciate everybody listening. Thank you all very much. Please continue to listen. 980 00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:55,200 And I think we're going to go ahead and just call this a podcast. Does that sound good, Rob? 981 00:55:55,200 --> 00:56:02,200 Sounds good. All right. Thank you guys for listening. We'll have more reports about who's doing well, who isn't. 982 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:10,200 Like I said, man, we're a work in progress. We're going to get better and better. We're trying to get a little bit better on our banter. 983 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:19,200 We feel like it. Yes. Please. The the we'll take criticism, we'll take pats on the ass, whatever. 984 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:30,200 But it's DoucheB66 at Yahoo.com. If you have something you want us to cover, if you like a certain way we do things better than others, let us know. 985 00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:37,200 We are. I mean, I'm new to this. I need people's opinions on how I'm doing other than Mark. 986 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:42,200 Yeah. Yeah. Because I'll always tell him the wrong stuff. I'm afraid he's going to take over my main job. 987 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:46,200 So I keep telling him the bad stuff to do. You need to tell him the right stuff. 988 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:53,200 I take it on your job. Yeah, I'm afraid he's going to take over. So I tell him the bad stuff. I don't want your job. 989 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:58,200 I don't want your job. OK. Well, anyhow, it's just not like it. 990 00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:05,200 It's it's it's it's very nice just to get your guys input. And we yeah, we do appreciate it. 991 00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:10,200 So if you have a suggestion, anything, criticism, whatever, we want to hear it. We really do want to hear it. 992 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:17,200 So thank you. And I still want to know about wrestling if people want to hear about wrestling news. 993 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:23,200 You know what? I am going to wait here. OK, tomorrow before the show. 994 00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:26,200 I'm going to print out. I'm going to print out some. 995 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:36,200 Actually, I know how I can do it. I can just do a dump and print out everything and anything that I think is remotely interesting 996 00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:44,200 or pertaining to Rasslin. Rasslin. If you guys want to hear about Rasslin, let us know. 997 00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:50,200 Let us know. Rob's ready. He's ready to put pen to paper. He's ready to come up with a Rasslin report. 998 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:56,200 So there it is. It's on your table for either the rubber stamp or the note. 999 00:57:56,200 --> 00:58:02,200 So you guys got it. So do you say we cannot finish this night out yet? 1000 00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:10,200 OK, hang on. Deuce B66 at Yahoo.com. Go ahead, Rob. 1001 00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:18,200 We have something we we have been saying. I have been saying that it's getting finalized tonight. 1002 00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:24,200 OK, what is it? My ass pictures. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. 1003 00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:35,200 I am judging the ass pictures right now. OK. All right. 1004 00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:41,200 Unfortunately, we have to add Christine. OK, who's that? 1005 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:48,200 That's the one from New York. That was the one that we were leaving out. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's the. 1006 00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:54,200 But it did send in a picture. OK. 1007 00:58:54,200 --> 00:59:01,200 Came in last, because it's a little too much. OK. 1008 00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:05,200 A little too much, man. Yeah. 1009 00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:10,200 Well, Rob, it's your asshole contest. So you you whoever let us know who won. 1010 00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:19,200 Yeah, that was way too much. That was not quite what Rob was looking for. So anyhow. 1011 00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:34,200 Next up. We have Gary from Oklahoma. OK. 1012 00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:43,200 And that's the he had a daddy like man and then like the nanny like gets him a long ways in my book. 1013 00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:49,200 Hey, that's when I can't afford Budweiser, that's what I drink. All right. 1014 00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:57,200 Nanny like I like nanny like better than Budweiser, but that's just me. 1015 00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:06,200 Go ahead. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is a little lighter. We got to watch our fingers. We're older. OK. Yeah. Yep. 1016 01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:13,200 Number two. Our very first. 1017 01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:21,200 Gonsa. Gonsa. Sorry, I'm sorry you didn't get number one. 1018 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:28,200 Number one. Eric from Oceanside, California. 1019 01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:34,200 And what did it was that California tan. 1020 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:43,200 Eric, great job, sir. Yeah, that California tan. You're Rob's Harry Harry asshole picture winner. 1021 01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:49,200 And actually, he's a good guy. We've been chatting. Cool. 1022 01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:55,200 Yeah, he's a likable guy, man. Cool. 1023 01:00:55,200 --> 01:01:02,200 Eric from Riverside, you are wishing luck in his endeavors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great job, sir. 1024 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:22,200 All right. And with that, we are saying goodbye. Everybody have a great night. Bye. Good night, everybody. 1025 01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:32,200 Hey, where do they go? Where the douchebags. Oh, my God. Someone took a dump in the corner. Oh, geez. 1026 01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:53,200 Glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. Man, that smells.