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Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue

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waters of the Missouri River, it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone podcast.

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Two Douchebags and a Microphone says,

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you ever dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake up with a spoon in your ass?

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Just asking.

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Oh Lord, that man just saw a puppy in half.

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Hey there, don't worry, I have a clown nose.

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Oh no, that drunk guy just hit my child.

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It's okay, I have a clown nose.

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Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions.

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Grab one today and make magic happen.

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When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water, because nobody likes

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a stinky asshole.

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Hey everybody, this is Two Douchebags and a Microphone, I am the Mark portion of it.

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And I am the Rob portion of it.

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Alright, so how you doing Rob, you doing alright tonight?

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I'm doing good buddy.

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Sounds like it.

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You know how I'm working on setting up my studio?

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Yes.

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And I've told you, I've got the 38 Special Bandana.

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I'm going with bandanas and vinyl records.

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Okay, cool.

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I picked a couple of new records up today.

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Oh cool, what are they?

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Vinyl, they're all vinyl.

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One of them is the actual 1976 version, the Royal Silence, Man for Man's Earth Band.

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You talked about a very old one.

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That's a very underrated band by the way.

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Oh yeah, dude I love Man for Man.

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I do too.

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I'm still looking for my Cheryl Teague poster and my Farrah Fawcett Majors poster.

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Because when I had her.

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They gotta be in storage.

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Yeah, they gotta be.

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When I had her poster she was Farrah Fawcett Majors as in Mary DeLune Majors.

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That would be worth some money.

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The one where you get a little nipple poke at the very top.

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So I'm still looking for the Cheryl Teague and my Farrah Fawcett Majors poster.

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Let's see, I'm looking for a couple other things too.

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What I'd like to do though is have a beer vending machine in here in the Talk is Cheap

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studios.

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I'm working on that because I know they do make beer vending machines specifically for

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beer.

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The only thing that would come out of it is Yenling bottles.

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There nothing else is allowed.

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And then I would be pretty happy with this.

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Well I need another mic.

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This is later.

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I gotta get more room in here and get some of the storage out of here and stuff.

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But I'd like to have a two mic'er and maybe another monitor.

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Maybe another monitor.

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A couple other things.

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So I'm still working on mine too Rob.

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So anyhow that's cool that you're personalizing.

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I also picked up another problem.

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Oh yeah?

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What is it?

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It takes me to our funk list.

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Oh okay.

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I picked up Rose Royce Greatest Hits.

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Oh where'd you get that at?

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It's called the Pick It Since.

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It's a consignment shop here in Campton, Missouri.

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I happen to know the owner and the owner's mother.

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The owner's mother owns Chuck White and Cafe.

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And she's getting ready to retire.

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But her daughter owns a picket band as a consignment shop.

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And they have the vinyls.

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But here's the shocking part.

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This album, side A is a romancing side.

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It's a romance song.

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Side B is dance side.

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You know what Rob?

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You're gonna have...

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Car Wash, the song they're known for is number two on side B.

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There's a B side?

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Wow.

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It's viable dude.

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Yeah I know but what I'm saying is that wasn't even the main hit.

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If it's a B side...

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Wow.

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Well on this album.

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Oh on that.

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Okay I got you.

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I got what you're saying.

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The A side is romance songs.

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I got what you're saying.

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This is like a compilation of that band.

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Yeah the A side is dancing songs.

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And Car Wash come in second.

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Okay cool.

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Wow.

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The funny thing is the first one, the first song is it Love You're After.

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Wouldn't that be on the romance side?

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You would think.

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Oh and also something else I gotta bring up Mark.

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Oh yeah.

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About my decorations.

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I'm also adding bandanas.

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Okay how about asshole pictures?

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Uh we're finalizing that.

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No no no no no no.

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I mean putting them on your wall.

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Like maybe have a whole wall full of assholes that people send you.

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Yeah well definitely our winner.

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Definitely our winner.

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But anyway I have something here in front of me Mark.

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Uh huh.

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I think you might even remember.

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Okay I'm gonna have four bandanas going across.

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The very last bandana is gonna be the 38 Special bandana I bought at the concert the other

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night.

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Cool.

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My first bandana.

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You remember my 76 four door Caprice Classic, my first car.

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Of course I do.

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I got when we were working at Jess and Jim's.

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Yeah I remember that.

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Do you remember I had a bandana rolled up hung around the rear view mirror.

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Vaguely yeah.

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It was a Harley Davidson with two Cobras on it.

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Yeah I remember a little bit about that yeah.

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Guess I'm working at it right now dude.

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You found it or you had it?

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I've had it this whole time.

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Wow.

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I have it yeah it's gonna be the number one bandana.

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I bought this bandana in 1985 for my first car.

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Wow very cool.

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Yeah I'm putting a lot of motion into this studio dude.

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Good good you should because the studio needs to be a place that uh.

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This is my sanctuary.

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Yeah your sanctuary that releases um.

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How do I say it?

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It channels thoughts in a certain vibe.

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A certain vibe to where yeah so anyhow that's cool.

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You know what well we're on music news.

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I got an interesting news story I came across actually today.

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Alright.

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Do you want to hear about it?

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Of course.

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Okay did you know that.

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That's why I'm talking to you.

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I want to hear what you guys say.

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I was just throwing it to you to get to give me the hell yeah I want to fucking hear it

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dude.

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But you took your own way and it worked so okay here we go.

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No I'm gonna say fuck you I want to talk to you I'm gonna hang up on you.

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Alright okay uh Kiss is getting sued.

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The widow of Paul Stanley Guitar Tech is suing Kiss for wrongful death.

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This guitar tech friend Stuber passed away in 2021 after contact contracting COVID on

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the band's end of the end of the road tour.

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Now Rolling Stone has revealed that Stuber's family has filed a lawsuit against Kiss for

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wrongful death.

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The suit has been filed on behalf of Stuber's wife Catherine.

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Rolling Stone which previously investigated the circumstance around Stuber's death has

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shared selected quotes from the filing.

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Stuber suffered fatal injuries and plaintiffs suffered damages including but not limited

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to funeral and burial expenses, the permanent deprivation of love, companionship, affection,

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solace, society, comfort, assistance, services, and financial contributions, and moral support

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of decadent in amount according to proof at trial.

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So there's more too but the amount is going to be determined in trial.

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They're going to go for as much as they can.

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I think this is probably going to go in the millions and that's why they left it open

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ended like that wouldn't you say?

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Oh yeah yeah definitely definitely.

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Yeah the defendants in the trial include Kiss's Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley, the band's

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manager Doc McGee, tour promoters Live Nation and Marriott International.

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Stuber reportedly passed away after he and numerous other members of the tour and party

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contracted COVID.

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Stuber then isolated in Four Points Hotel by Sheridan in Detroit, part of a chain owned

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by Marriott International and that's how come they're mentioned in the suit.

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In accordance with the tour's COVID policy, the suit alleges Stuber later contacted McGee

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to request his condition as his condition worsened and was told a health worker would

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be sent to check on him.

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The suit alleges that McGee then sent another crew member as opposed to a medical professional

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like Stuber asked for to the hotel who ultimately called the police when he could not reach

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Stuber.

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The guitar tech was found dead when the police entered the room.

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Rolling Stone previously reported that 12 out of 70 of the touring party tested positive

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for the illness including Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley.

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As the suit puts it, defendants in each of them whether through acts of own omission

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to act breach to the acts of breach of duty to plaintiffs by their negligent production,

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operation, inspection, supervision, management and control over the end of the road tour

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that ultimately resulted in the death of the deceased.

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At the time, Rolling Stone initial investigation, Kiss commented to the publication, they had

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met and often exceeded standards when it came to required safety protocols.

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Our end of the road world tour absolutely had COVID safety protocols in place that met

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but most often exceeded federal, state and local guidelines, the band wrote.

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But ultimately, this is still a global pandemic and there is simply no foolproof way to tour

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without some element of risk.

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The band also alleged in turn that some of the touring party may have faked evidence

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of COVID vaccinations.

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See so that right there is where they're going to get them.

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You know and then not sending a medical professional but sending another touring guide to go check

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on the guy is probably another one that they're going to you see where they're going here.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I just have a question.

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Yes.

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This is Kiss right?

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Yeah.

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Do you think we could get a lawsuit started against Kiss?

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How?

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What for?

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I'm sitting here looking at a 2000 farewell tour t-shirt.

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How many farewell tour?

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That's how they hooked you.

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I think that's worth a lawsuit.

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I've never sued anybody in my life and I love Kiss but damn it.

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I mean hell, Gene Simmons shares the same birthday going on.

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Okay, let me do mention this though.

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You're going to have to sue Ozzy, you're going to have to sue The Eagles, you're going to

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have to sue Fleetwood Mac, you're going to have to sue virtually every fucking band out

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there because they've all done it.

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Yeah, but how many times has Kiss done it?

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Okay, let's see.

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Quite a few.

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Okay, there was the farewell tour and that was with Peter, Chris and Ice Freely and then

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it was like the extended farewell tour and then it was like, oh no, we're bringing back

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Eric Singer with still Ace but not the farewell tour.

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Then it's like, oh no, no, no, we're going to bring Tommy Thayer, no Ace, no Peter, Tommy

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Thayer, Eric Singer, Gene and Paul but another tour and then it's like, hey, let's do another

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album and then another tour.

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And then another tour after that and then there was the end of the road tour which has

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been going on for six years now.

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Can you get my point now?

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Yes.

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So what you're saying is, well Fleetwood Mac may beat us.

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Everybody else is sue happy.

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I've never sued anybody in my life.

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I went to see Fleetwood Mac's farewell tour in 1985, Rob.

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Or 86.

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It's either 85 or 86.

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Oh, okay.

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The year we met.

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The year we met.

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We met March 5th, 1985.

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Oh wow.

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I guarantee you that date is correct.

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It was my 16th birthday and my grandpa took me to Jess and Jim's to get a job instead of

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my driver's license.

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Boy, he ruined you that day, didn't he?

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He didn't realize it.

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Well, he was friends with Jim.

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, Big Jim.

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Yep.

258
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,120
Yeah.

259
00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:03,120
And Jim's family grew up right up the road from me.

260
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,120
Oh, okay.

261
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,120
Yeah, I knew his little brother.

262
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:10,120
So we gave Jim all that shit and you actually knew him really well.

263
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,120
Yeah.

264
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,120
Yeah.

265
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,120
Okay.

266
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,120
Well, he was fun to get to.

267
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:20,120
I even beat him in the nuts a few times with the big spoon.

268
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,120
Oh yeah, good, good.

269
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:26,120
I remember I used to like go up behind him and go up between his legs with one of those

270
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,120
fucking metal spoons and crack him in the nuts.

271
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,120
Oh my gosh.

272
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,120
With those big ones.

273
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:34,120
Well, his father-in-law was best friends with my grandpa.

274
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,120
Oh, okay.

275
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:40,120
Down off Double D, off Two Highway.

276
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,120
Yeah.

277
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,120
Okay.

278
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:45,120
Favorite neighbors.

279
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,120
Okay.

280
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,120
Cool.

281
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:50,120
Yeah, I had an in with Jim.

282
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,120
That's how I got the job, dude.

283
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,120
Oh, okay.

284
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:56,120
I never met Jim before that day.

285
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,120
Oh, I didn't know that.

286
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,120
Okay.

287
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:11,120
And then I had you, your brother, Jimmy, Brian, Mike, and everybody else corrupt me.

288
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,120
All those hoodlums.

289
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:16,120
This was my sweet 16th birthday, dude.

290
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,120
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.

291
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,120
I'm not.

292
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,120
I'm not.

293
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:25,120
I'm joking around.

294
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,120
I am too.

295
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,120
I'm not.

296
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:29,120
That was the best time of my life.

297
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,120
It was.

298
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:39,120
I was 16 years old working a 40-hour week job at Jess and Jim's, and you were witness

299
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,120
to that.

300
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:44,120
Plus, going to high school full-time.

301
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,120
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

302
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:48,120
Did that tell you who I am?

303
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,120
Yeah.

304
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,120
Oh yeah, yeah.

305
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:53,120
And then we kept you out late drinking a lot of nights too.

306
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,120
We were so bad.

307
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,120
Yeah, but you know what?

308
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:59,120
I still got up and went to school.

309
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,120
Yep.

310
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:05,120
Smell like booze and fucking wondering if you got a venereal disease the night before

311
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,120
or not, right?

312
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:11,120
No, no, my dad would hear me throwing up when I'd get home.

313
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:16,120
He'd yell at me, shut the door, I don't want to hear that shit.

314
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:19,120
I was 16 years old coming home drunk.

315
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,120
He didn't give a fuck.

316
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:24,120
The last episode that I posted yesterday night, last night.

317
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,120
Yeah, I listened to it this morning.

318
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:30,120
Yeah, I told the story about fucking passing out on the toilet seat.

319
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,120
Yeah.

320
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,120
I was cracking up over that.

321
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:36,120
I was like, oh my God, I remember it like yesterday.

322
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:39,120
Oh dude, I'll tell you what.

323
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:44,120
Tomorrow night I'll tell a story about me on a toilet seat passing out.

324
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,120
Okay.

325
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:48,120
Okay, that'll work.

326
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,120
Let's take a break.

327
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,120
I have witnesses.

328
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,120
I have witnesses.

329
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,120
Okay, I believe it.

330
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,120
I believe it.

331
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,120
Let's take a break when we come back.

332
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:59,120
I have things to whisper in a stranger's ear.

333
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,120
How's that?

334
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,120
Oh, I love them.

335
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,120
Yeah, yep, there's some good ones.

336
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,120
All right, we'll be right back.

337
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,120
Oh, go ahead, what?

338
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:07,120
All right.

339
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,120
No, go ahead.

340
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:12,120
All right, we'll be right back right after this.

341
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:19,120
And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

342
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:21,120
So let me see.

343
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:25,120
Let's say I was offended by people being offended.

344
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:30,120
Then would people being offended all the time would have to not be offended around me

345
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:34,120
because I was offended by them being offended?

346
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,120
Hmm.

347
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:38,120
I may never know.

348
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:45,120
Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

349
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:50,120
Man, Axel Rose is such a great childhood therapist.

350
00:19:50,120 --> 00:20:19,120
I hope he writes more books.

351
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:23,120
All right, two douchebags and a microphone on Mark.

352
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,120
And I'm Rob.

353
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,120
All right.

354
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:29,120
Well, as before promised, right before the break,

355
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:33,120
and you probably heard Satan talking about how he listens to the program while burning souls,

356
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:38,120
and oh, let's see Deep Thoughts where I want to make frog fucking noises

357
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:44,120
and put them over a ring for the Amazon guy when it's 10 below, and all those big ha-has.

358
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,120
I'm liking a lot of his stuff.

359
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,120
I do too.

360
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,120
I don't really hear him.

361
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:52,120
I love the new one, Things Overheard in Hell and Deep Thoughts with Mark

362
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,120
are two of my favorite ones now.

363
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:57,120
Oh, brick shithouse energy drink.

364
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,120
Yeah.

365
00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,120
Isn't it?

366
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:05,120
I've got a new one that's almost done, and it's the new improved smack in the balls.

367
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:07,120
Oh, I can't wait for that one.

368
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:09,120
That's going to be epic.

369
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,120
That's going to be epic.

370
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:13,120
It's a device that gets rid of stupid people.

371
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,120
It's called smack in the balls.

372
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,120
And we're going to give away what?

373
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:19,120
How many, 40 of them, 40 smack in the balls?

374
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:22,120
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we agree on 40, yeah.

375
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:29,120
Yeah, yeah, is that 40 each or 20 for each one of us?

376
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,120
40 each.

377
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,120
I want to go 40 each.

378
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:34,120
I want to go 40 each.

379
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:39,120
You call in, and we'll give you a free smack in the balls.

380
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,120
No problem.

381
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:43,120
Because we care.

382
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:46,120
I mean, what does this retail for, Rob?

383
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:49,120
Like 70 bucks?

384
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,120
$69.95.

385
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,120
$69.95?

386
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,120
$69.95.

387
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:55,120
Yeah, to get one of these little gems.

388
00:21:55,120 --> 00:22:00,120
But we will give you a free smack in the balls if you email me.

389
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,120
You want a free smack in the balls?

390
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:03,120
No problem.

391
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,120
We'll get you one.

392
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,120
So, all right.

393
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:12,120
Well, before I mention things to whisper in a stranger's ear.

394
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:16,120
This is actually Topher's idea quite a while ago.

395
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,120
And we've been doing it off and on ever since.

396
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:22,120
Have you and I done things to whisper in a stranger's ear yet?

397
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,120
Yes, yeah.

398
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,120
Okay.

399
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,120
Yeah, we've done it a couple times.

400
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:29,120
Okay.

401
00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:30,120
All right, cool.

402
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,120
The first one.

403
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,120
I was wondering what happened to them.

404
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,120
Okay.

405
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,120
Well, we got another one right here.

406
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,120
All right, cool.

407
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:40,120
So, anyhow, basically, I think anyone can figure it out.

408
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:42,120
But if you can't figure it out, here's what it is.

409
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:48,120
These are things to randomly say in someone's ear just because you walk up

410
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:51,120
and whisper in their ear this shit.

411
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,120
Okay, first one.

412
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:56,120
Supersize it.

413
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,120
I like that one.

414
00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,120
Yeah, I do too.

415
00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:59,120
Like what?

416
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:00,120
Supersize what?

417
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,120
I didn't fucking order anything.

418
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:02,120
What the hell?

419
00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:04,120
What the fuck's wrong with that guy?

420
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:09,120
Gosh, he smells like your car and fucking nitrate.

421
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,120
Next one.

422
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:14,120
Dick Sargent or Dick York?

423
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,120
Do you get that one, Rob?

424
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,120
Yes, I do.

425
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,120
Okay.

426
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,120
Dick Sargent and Dick York.

427
00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:23,120
That was an awesome show.

428
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:24,120
Yeah, yep.

429
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:27,120
It was the two Darons off of Bewitched.

430
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,120
Yes, it was.

431
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:31,120
And a lot of people don't even know there were two Darons.

432
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,120
Yeah, there was.

433
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,120
Yeah, one of them was taller.

434
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,120
They looked quite a bit alike.

435
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:36,120
One of them was taller.

436
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:38,120
One of them was shorter.

437
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:41,120
The first one was better looking, I thought.

438
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,120
Which one?

439
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,120
Was that Sargent or York?

440
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:46,120
Was it York?

441
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,120
I think it was York.

442
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:49,120
Yeah.

443
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,120
I don't remember.

444
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:53,120
Yeah, the one with the dark hair.

445
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:54,120
Hang on.

446
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:58,120
Let me do the Google here and we'll see.

447
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:00,120
The old man looking one night.

448
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:01,120
No.

449
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:05,120
He already had gray looking hair and shit.

450
00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:14,120
Who was first, Dick Sargent or Dick York on Bewitched?

451
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,120
Dick York.

452
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:17,120
Yeah, that's the one.

453
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:18,120
Yeah.

454
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:19,120
Okay.

455
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,120
Okay.

456
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,120
All right.

457
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:26,120
The next thing to whisper in a stranger's ear?

458
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:28,120
Nothing but just to fuck him up and throw him off.

459
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:33,120
Peppers in your omelet?

460
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,120
Yeah, not so much.

461
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,120
Not feeling it?

462
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:38,120
No, actually I kind of like that.

463
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,120
Yeah, yeah.

464
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,120
Who doesn't like peppers in your omelet?

465
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,120
No, no, because they're going to stop and think.

466
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:46,120
They're going to go, hmm, do you want peppers in my omelet?

467
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:49,120
They're going to go, wait, what fucking omelet?

468
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,120
I don't even have one, damn it.

469
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:53,120
I like that one.

470
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,120
Thanks for making me hungry.

471
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,120
Yeah, I like that.

472
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:59,120
I think about it.

473
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:06,120
Next one, I will give you the signal.

474
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:07,120
And then that's another one.

475
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,120
Oh, that's always the classic.

476
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:10,120
Yeah.

477
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,120
That's always the classic.

478
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,120
What the hell?

479
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:13,120
What signal?

480
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,120
Does he think I'm someone else?

481
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:16,120
What did I walk into?

482
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:19,120
Oh, shit.

483
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:22,120
This next one I really love because it makes people think.

484
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:28,120
You look exactly the same.

485
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:29,120
I don't recognize them.

486
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,120
Do I know them?

487
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:33,120
Is that a friend of the family's?

488
00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:34,120
I don't know.

489
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:35,120
What the hell?

490
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:38,120
Should I try to talk to them and then try to guess?

491
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:44,120
And hopefully I say what their name is and I can figure, fill in the blanks or should I just keep walking?

492
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:50,120
Because there's that element of what if they are like an old family friend or something you don't remember?

493
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:55,120
And then they realize you don't remember them and you hurt their feelings or whatever.

494
00:25:55,120 --> 00:26:02,120
So sometimes you will go there and you will talk to them without mentioning their name, hoping they give you a couple of clues.

495
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:07,120
That way you can put it together and then call them by their real name to prove you remembered them.

496
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,120
Right?

497
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:10,120
Correct. Yeah.

498
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:11,120
Yeah.

499
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:22,120
So saying something like that could be a good way to get someone to sweat fucking, to sweat peppers and be like, oh, shit, sweat bullets or whatever.

500
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:26,120
Next one you could say.

501
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:28,120
Been way too long.

502
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:32,120
Where do I know them from?

503
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:34,120
Did we used to work together?

504
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:36,120
Did they?

505
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:41,120
Is that the guy that lived down the road that used to like mow his lawn in the morning?

506
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:45,120
That opens up all kinds of questions.

507
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,120
Oh, man.

508
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:52,120
You wouldn't be able to sleep that night if you had so many damn questions.

509
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:54,120
Shit. I know, I know that guy.

510
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,120
Damn.

511
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:56,120
And then they start looking familiar.

512
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:58,120
Where do I know him from?

513
00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:01,120
Yeah. They start looking familiar and you start coming up with scenarios.

514
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:09,120
Oh, I'm pretty sure he's that guy that lived next to the insurance salesman that used to come up and buy lemonade at this.

515
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:14,120
And then you come up with shit that actually wasn't at all.

516
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:15,120
Yeah.

517
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:17,120
Then the next one.

518
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:22,120
John Q. Public has spoken.

519
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:24,120
John Q. Public.

520
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,120
What the fuck?

521
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,120
Who the fuck is John Q. Public?

522
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:30,120
And why do I care if he's spoken?

523
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:31,120
So.

524
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,120
Okay. Okay.

525
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:33,120
Okay.

526
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,120
Can I make a comment on that?

527
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:38,120
Yes, please.

528
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:44,120
I only wish John Q. Public could speak.

529
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,120
Go ahead.

530
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:50,120
That is why we are doing what we do.

531
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:51,120
Yes.

532
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:56,120
It just, we're not going where John Q. Public wants to talk.

533
00:27:56,120 --> 00:28:00,120
We're trying to keep John Q. Public happy.

534
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:01,120
Yes. Yes.

535
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:06,120
Keep their mind off the bullshit going on in the world.

536
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:11,120
Yeah. Yeah. We simply want to be a release and just a happy spot in everybody's life.

537
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:14,120
We all know all the bullshit going on in the world right now.

538
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:16,120
We all know how fucked we are.

539
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,120
And we all know this.

540
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,120
So.

541
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,120
Okay. So let's get off that.

542
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,120
Go on.

543
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:25,120
And then I got a story for you you're going to love.

544
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,120
Okay.

545
00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:28,120
This next one.

546
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:34,120
It's stashed in your lower left, the huth cap.

547
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,120
What? What? What's stashed?

548
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:37,120
Oh my God.

549
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,120
Do you think I'm a drug addict?

550
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,120
Front or back?

551
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,120
In your lower left huth cap.

552
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,120
It could be either. Yeah.

553
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,120
Front or back?

554
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,120
That's even worse. That's even worse.

555
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,120
You got to hit both the lefts up.

556
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,120
Lower lefts.

557
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:58,120
And you know huth caps are a bitch to get back on once you get them off.

558
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:03,120
Well if you stash something in it when you park it, it's going to settle to the bottom.

559
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,120
Yeah that's true.

560
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,120
So yeah it's going to be at the lower.

561
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,120
Yeah. Yeah.

562
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:11,120
That's a given. It's just, is it front or back?

563
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,120
So you got to pop both of them.

564
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:17,120
That's the beauty of it being, that's the beauty of it being worded like this.

565
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,120
Yeah.

566
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,120
It's kind of ambiguous and it's like, lower left?

567
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,120
Oh fuck I don't know.

568
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,120
I guess I've got to peel both left.

569
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:31,120
And also is it the left when you're looking at the car or the left when you're in the car?

570
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,120
Exactly.

571
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:37,120
Yeah so you're going to have to take every one of the huth caps off if you are weirded out enough.

572
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,120
Fuck did they still, did they fucking put drugs in there or something?

573
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,120
Am I going to be mule and drop? Fuck it.

574
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,120
Unless you're good at a gambling boat.

575
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,120
Yeah.

576
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:49,120
Then you can gamble and that's all the dice.

577
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,120
Oh okay I'm going to pick this one.

578
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,120
No not in that one.

579
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:58,120
But there's nothing in there anyhow so you're going to peel every one of them off and be pissed.

580
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,120
Fucking idiot. There's nothing in here.

581
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,120
That's going to be the fun part.

582
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,120
That's going to be even funner. Yeah.

583
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,120
The next one.

584
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,120
Welcome to our world people.

585
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,120
That's right.

586
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,120
The next one.

587
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:12,120
Satanic ritual abuse.

588
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:17,120
Oh my god.

589
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:18,120
What?

590
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,120
Wow.

591
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,120
That sounds horrible.

592
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,120
Why are you telling me this?

593
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,120
Am I next?

594
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:25,120
What?

595
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,120
Next one.

596
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:36,120
Just imagine if the guy you whisper in his ear is a pastor.

597
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,120
Or they start crying.

598
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,120
I was a victim of satanic abuse when I was five.

599
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:44,120
You guys are coming back for me.

600
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:47,120
Oh shit.

601
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:55,120
And then he touched my...

602
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,120
Okay next one.

603
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:03,120
Curly or Shemp?

604
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,120
Shemp.

605
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,120
Shemp. Yeah.

606
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,120
Shemp was much funnier.

607
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:13,120
Oh wait a second. No no this was something whispered in people's ears.

608
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,120
Yeah. Oh okay.

609
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,120
Yeah we're not comparing them. Okay.

610
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:20,120
I like Shemp better. I thought he was funnier.

611
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:24,120
Although I think that would probably be everybody's.

612
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,120
Everybody would answer that one.

613
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,120
Yeah I know.

614
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,120
If anyone that knows...

615
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,120
If anyone that knows that one they would just answer it.

616
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:35,120
If you asked the person of the right age they would probably answer.

617
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,120
Because they knew the three students that grew up with them.

618
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,120
Yeah.

619
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:43,120
And they'd be like oh Curly of course.

620
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,120
You know.

621
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,120
Oh no I thought Shemp was funnier. I love Curly.

622
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,120
Oh I like Shemp too.

623
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,120
But the one I did not like was Curly Joe.

624
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,120
He was not funny.

625
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,120
No. No.

626
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,120
Yeah he was the one after Shemp.

627
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:01,120
I think Curly had a stroke right.

628
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,120
And he couldn't talk anymore very well.

629
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,120
So he couldn't do the action.

630
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,120
I think so. I think so.

631
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,120
And then neither Shemp died or he got ill too.

632
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,120
I can't remember.

633
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,120
And then they brought in Curly Joe.

634
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:18,120
And they wanted him to kind of look like Curly the original member right.

635
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:22,120
So he's kind of this bigger guy with like lesser hair on top.

636
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,120
But Curly Joe was stupid.

637
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,120
He was not funny.

638
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:30,120
And did you like Curly Joe at all?

639
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,120
No I did not.

640
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,120
No he was no good.

641
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,120
He was anger.

642
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,120
And then after that the show didn't last much longer when they introduced Curly.

643
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,120
No they didn't.

644
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,120
Yeah people were like that guy's stupid.

645
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,120
It's over.

646
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:49,120
Next one that you can say message me later.

647
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:57,120
Okay I've done that one and it did not work.

648
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,120
Oh really?

649
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,120
I have not ended up with a date yet.

650
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,120
Oh.

651
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:06,120
Well let's see.

652
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:10,120
Maybe you could word it different Rob.

653
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:16,120
You could be the bully and go when you fucking go home you're going to fucking call this number.

654
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:20,120
And you're going to ask for Rob and that's fucking me.

655
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,120
No?

656
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,120
I'm not that person man.

657
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,120
I'm too nice of a guy.

658
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:29,120
Seriously I'm a nicer guy.

659
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,120
Kick her in the shin as hard as you can.

660
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:37,120
Okay for the 38th special concert I took my neighbor.

661
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,120
Okay.

662
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,120
Okay.

663
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:45,120
She's 60 years old.

664
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:49,120
Nothing's going on we're friends only and that's all it will ever be.

665
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,120
Okay.

666
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:58,120
But I went to open her door.

667
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:03,120
And she goes don't you dare do that.

668
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:06,120
I don't want a nice guy.

669
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:10,120
Should have hit her in the face.

670
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,120
Who said I was looking?

671
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,120
There you go bitch.

672
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,120
Yeah there's fucking more where that came from.

673
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,120
The spitter face and call it.

674
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:20,120
Yeah well that's not the type of person I am.

675
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,120
I'm a nice guy.

676
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,120
I'm joking around Rob.

677
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,120
I would not I couldn't do that either.

678
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:28,120
I'm a gentleman.

679
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,120
I respect my mama.

680
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,120
So I respect every woman.

681
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,120
Absolutely me too.

682
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,120
Until they prove different.

683
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,120
There you go.

684
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:43,120
Did you ever take your cigarette and put it out on her forehead?

685
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:46,120
Never I'm not even that cool.

686
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,120
Alright whenever she's like jamming a 38th special.

687
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,120
Not even to my baby's mama's.

688
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:56,120
When she's jamming a 38th special you take your thumb and just jam it in her asshole as hard as you can.

689
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,120
No?

690
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,120
No.

691
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,120
Okay alright forget it.

692
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,120
Bad advice.

693
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:02,120
Nobody do that out there.

694
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,120
No I told you.

695
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:07,120
Me and Earl will never go there.

696
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,120
We're friends only.

697
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:12,120
Look guys do that to each other's jokes.

698
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,120
Come up and give them a little urk.

699
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:17,120
And a little jolt and they're like ahhhh.

700
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,120
Why can't you do it to her?

701
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,120
Uh no.

702
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:25,120
No just go hey you're like one of the guys to me and this is what me and the guys do.

703
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:28,120
We jam our finger in each other's ass.

704
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,120
Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark.

705
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,120
Stop Mark.

706
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,120
Stop Mark.

707
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:40,120
If I told you right now, you would feel like such an asshole.

708
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,120
Uh oh.

709
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:45,120
Just stop. Never gonna happen.

710
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:48,120
Is this something you're gonna tell me off air?

711
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:54,120
Uh, especially when you're talking about what you were just talking about.

712
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:57,120
You know what?

713
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,120
I'll tell you off air.

714
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:02,120
Okay, okay. We're gonna do the final one and then we'll head back to you.

715
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:05,120
Then you'll see the whole picture.

716
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,120
Oh no.

717
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,120
Of the friend zone.

718
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:11,120
Okay. She had butthole cancer.

719
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,120
No.

720
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,120
No?

721
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:16,120
Okay.

722
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,120
Yes. Yes.

723
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,120
Yes, that's it. Okay.

724
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,120
Yes, seriously. Seriously.

725
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,120
Oh really?

726
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,120
Yeah. She fought butthole cancer and beat it.

727
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:30,120
Okay. Forget everything I just said.

728
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,120
Go on. Go on.

729
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:32,120
Okay. Okay.

730
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,120
Move on.

731
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,120
Alright.

732
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,120
The final one.

733
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:36,120
Do beans belong?

734
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:37,120
You're drugging out of me.

735
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,120
You asshole.

736
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,120
Sorry.

737
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:44,120
Well, Miss Next Door Neighbor, I'm sorry about your asshole.

738
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,120
I hope it gets your name.

739
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,120
She ain't gonna hear it.

740
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,120
Oh, okay.

741
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,120
She doesn't listen to this filth, does she?

742
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:56,120
No, but she's the one that helped me get our church made.

743
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,120
It was her daughter-in-law that made our church.

744
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,120
Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

745
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,120
I didn't mean to make fun of your butthole.

746
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,120
Let's just call her Miss X, okay?

747
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,120
Hey, how about this?

748
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,120
Let's just move on.

749
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,120
Okay.

750
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:13,120
My final one.

751
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,120
Do beans belong in chili?

752
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,120
And that's what everyone will answer.

753
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:19,120
I think so too.

754
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,120
Yes. Yes. Yes.

755
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,120
It depends on who the hell you talk to.

756
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:23,120
Some people say no.

757
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,120
I call them idiots.

758
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,120
I'm making a batch tomorrow.

759
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,120
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

760
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,120
Yeah, I'm making a batch tomorrow.

761
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,120
It's chilled weather.

762
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,120
The weather's cooled off. It's time.

763
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,120
Yep. It's great stuff.

764
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:38,120
All right.

765
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:42,120
Rob, you said that you had a story.

766
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,120
Yeah. You're gonna love this one.

767
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,120
All righty.

768
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:50,120
Rob, the floor is hereby yours.

769
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,120
You may have heard about it.

770
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,120
Okay.

771
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:54,120
You may have heard about it.

772
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,120
This was October 9th.

773
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,120
Okay.

774
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:09,120
A Missouri man broke this year's Guinness World Record

775
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,120
for the longest journey by pumpkin boat.

776
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,120
Yeah, I did hear it, but go ahead.

777
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,120
I got the...

778
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,120
I actually have the story right here.

779
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,120
It's all thanks to the guys from down here.

780
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,120
Yeah. Yep.

781
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:27,120
After almost 11 hours out on the Missouri River

782
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:34,120
in his 1,208-pound pumpkin boat called Huckaberry,

783
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:38,120
Steve Cooney from Lebanon, Missouri,

784
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,120
which is a half hour from here,

785
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:47,120
has emerged from his 38-mile journey across the river

786
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:52,120
cold, tired, and pleased with the result.

787
00:38:52,120 --> 00:39:01,120
He began his long, cold slog at 7.30 a.m. in Kansas City, Kansas,

788
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:07,120
and arrived in Napoleon, Missouri at 6.18 p.m.

789
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,120
Wow.

790
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:15,120
Cooney was joined by the Paddle KC Paddling Club

791
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:20,120
along with a half a dozen boats to make sure

792
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:24,120
we're doing something very silly, very safely.

793
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,120
Yeah, that's crazy.

794
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,120
Yeah, it is. It is.

795
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,120
Yeah, I actually have a story.

796
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,120
A 1,200-pound pumpkin carved in.

797
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,120
He carved it into a boat.

798
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,120
He was asked why...

799
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,120
Didn't get it like a kayak.

800
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,120
He was asked why he did it,

801
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:48,120
and he said that he read that that was a world record,

802
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,120
and it seemed like it was doable.

803
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,120
He was like, you know, I think I could do that.

804
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,120
So he went and he found the pumpkin,

805
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,120
he hollowed it out, and he did it.

806
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,120
Yeah, like I said, he's from Lebanon.

807
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,120
He was a half hour from here.

808
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:03,120
That's pretty cool.

809
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,120
That's where I go to get my KFC.

810
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,120
Oh, yeah. Good.

811
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,120
And my Burger King.

812
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:13,120
Oh, okay. There's a Burger Bitch there, too?

813
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,120
Yeah, that's garbage.

814
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,120
Most Burger Bitches are garbage anymore.

815
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,120
They used to be so good. I don't know what happened.

816
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,120
No, no, for a good...

817
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,120
Actually, the one in Jetson City,

818
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:27,120
Jetson City, it's pretty good.

819
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,120
It's still pretty good.

820
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:32,120
It's a lot better than Lebanon, we'll put it that way.

821
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,120
Okay. Yeah, I can believe it.

822
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:36,120
It's twice the drive, but...

823
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,120
But if you want good Burger Bitch...

824
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,120
That way, it's worth it.

825
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:40,120
Okay.

826
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,120
Okay.

827
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,120
All right, well, let's take a little break.

828
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,120
When we come back, I got some of the weirdest

829
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,120
top Halloween costumes of the season.

830
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,120
Does that sound good?

831
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,120
Oh, my God, this sounds good.

832
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:53,120
Oh, it is.

833
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,120
All right, we'll be right back.

834
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:02,120
Two Shirley Temples and a bottle of scotch will be right back.

835
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:06,120
Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.

836
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:09,120
It's strange insults from an alien.

837
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,120
Real hilarity.

838
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:14,120
Every sock you wear is slightly rotated.

839
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:17,120
Just enough for it to be uncomfortable.

840
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:21,120
Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.

841
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:24,120
It's strange insults from an alien.

842
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,120
Real hilarity.

843
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,120
Hey, your chair produces sound similar to a fart,

844
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,120
but only once, such that you cannot reproduce it

845
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:36,120
unless it's just the chair.

846
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:54,120
Two douchebags and a microphone.

847
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,120
I'm Mark.

848
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,120
And I'm Rob.

849
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,120
All right.

850
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:00,120
Well, as we mentioned a little bit ago

851
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:04,120
before the break, we have some of the weirdest

852
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,120
Halloween costumes of the year.

853
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:09,120
And this is weird costumes that are in demand.

854
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:12,120
This is, you know, what people are like going,

855
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:16,120
what the flavor they're looking at this year to go as.

856
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:19,120
And these are the weirdest ones that are popular,

857
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:22,120
if you will, of what people are going to be wearing.

858
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:26,120
So the number one one is this.

859
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,120
This one right here is pretty predictable.

860
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:33,120
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey, his and her costumes.

861
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,120
Jagged me with a spoon.

862
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,120
Yeah. Yeah.

863
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,120
I'm stoked.

864
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,120
Tired of hearing about them.

865
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:47,120
Yep. Well, it is a it is a costume now.

866
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:50,120
So, so I believe it.

867
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:53,120
Yeah, I do, too.

868
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,120
The next one is fucked up.

869
00:42:55,120 --> 00:43:00,120
You got just Google image this stuff that I'm getting ready to tell you

870
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,120
so it can do it justice.

871
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:05,120
I'll write it down and I'll Google image it later.

872
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,120
OK.

873
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,120
Next one is a botched surgery costume.

874
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:16,120
And it is fucked because a botched surgery costume.

875
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:21,120
And it is fucked because I got this all mongoloid fucking

876
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:27,120
just fucking tore out nasty looking figure.

877
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:28,120
OK. Hang on.

878
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,120
On that note, I'm going to.

879
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,120
Yeah, I'm going to look that up.

880
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:32,120
Take a look at that.

881
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,120
I want to get your reaction.

882
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,120
Keep talking.

883
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:36,120
OK. OK.

884
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:39,120
So bot surgery is a popular one.

885
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,120
And I love that one.

886
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:46,120
You out there in podcast listener land.

887
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,120
Look it up. Take the time to look it up.

888
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:52,120
It's pretty interesting.

889
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:59,120
This next one is pretty predictable, but also

890
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:03,120
it's pretty simple because people could make their own if they wanted to,

891
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,120
if they really wanted to.

892
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:09,120
It's Bud Light, his and hers costume.

893
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:15,120
So that I mean, the one that they had in the picture was like someone.

894
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:20,120
What would you say?

895
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:25,120
Did laser printed it maybe on cloth.

896
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:31,120
So you look like a giant Bud Light 12 pack, not a can, but a 12 pack.

897
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,120
It looks like a Bud Light 12 pack.

898
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:39,120
And there is in hers, you know, so anyhow, interesting.

899
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:40,120
The next one.

900
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:43,120
I have the bot surgery right here.

901
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:49,120
What do you think?

902
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:54,120
Did it?

903
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,120
No, do you know?

904
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,120
It's not that bad.

905
00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:01,120
I wonder if you're looking sexy as hell.

906
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,120
OK, that's not the one I saw.

907
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:06,120
This one looks like an assembled Frankenstein.

908
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:09,120
It looked like you took someone's face and cut off their neck

909
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,120
and put someone else's neck on there.

910
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:16,120
No, this one's got like gauze wrapped around like the front of the head.

911
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,120
Oh, no, no.

912
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:21,120
Did it back in the day for a Tuesday.

913
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:25,120
No, if this was female, it would look like Bride of the Frankenstein.

914
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,120
No, no, that's not the same one.

915
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,120
This is some hot little bot.

916
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,120
OK, that's a different botched one.

917
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:35,120
That's not the one I saw.

918
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,120
This next one's ingenious.

919
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:39,120
I don't know.

920
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:42,120
Do you like it?

921
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,120
I like her.

922
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:45,120
Oh, OK.

923
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:46,120
All right.

924
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:50,120
No, this is not what you're talking about.

925
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:53,120
But when I Googled it, this is what it brought up.

926
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:56,120
Well, that's probably the most popular image of it.

927
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,120
So OK, that's fine.

928
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:01,120
The next one is tame.

929
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:05,120
It's not what you're talking about.

930
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:09,120
OK, the next one is a dumpster fire costume.

931
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:14,120
And this is cool because it actually looks like one of those green dumpsters

932
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:17,120
and it actually has flames coming out of it.

933
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:19,120
It's a costume that has all of that on it.

934
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,120
It's cool.

935
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,120
It's a dumpster fire costume.

936
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:28,120
And that is probably that would be my choice if I still went out on Halloween,

937
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:31,120
would be a dumpster fire costume because I love it.

938
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:36,120
I mean, every place is worth everybody's work to places and every place

939
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,120
they've worked at has had a dumpster fire, right?

940
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:40,120
I mean, well, that's what we call them.

941
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:44,120
When things just go to hell one day and just get all screwed up and beyond repair.

942
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:49,120
They call man, what a fucking dumpster fire today, right?

943
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:50,120
Yeah.

944
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:55,120
So this is that in a costume.

945
00:46:55,120 --> 00:47:00,120
Next one, utility poles costume.

946
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:01,120
Interesting.

947
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:10,120
It is interesting because you literally wear a costume that is a utility pole

948
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:16,120
with a little bit of grass around it and some blue sky.

949
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,120
It gets stupid.

950
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:21,120
It is stupid, but it gets it done.

951
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,120
The next costume.

952
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:28,120
Yeah, I think it's good just because it just kind of probably irritates people

953
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:32,120
are calling what the fuck I'm a utility pole.

954
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,120
And they're like, OK, well, what do you do?

955
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,120
I don't know.

956
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:39,120
I just stand here and I'd be a utility pole.

957
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,120
And the story you don't even have to talk to anybody.

958
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:44,120
You're a utility pole, right?

959
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:45,120
Yeah.

960
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:46,120
Yeah.

961
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:49,120
Then this next one is funny because it's so stupid.

962
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:55,120
And I don't know how they got this ceiling fan costume.

963
00:47:55,120 --> 00:48:07,120
Is this the picture of a ceiling fan on this almost blanket looking thing?

964
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,120
OK.

965
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:12,120
Rob, I don't make these someone else.

966
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,120
I know.

967
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,120
I know you don't.

968
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:16,120
All right.

969
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:30,120
The next one is chicken McNuggets with dipping sauce costume.

970
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:31,120
It was interesting.

971
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:34,120
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, OK.

972
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,120
I'm imagining this.

973
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:37,120
You explain it.

974
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,120
I'll tell you how I imagined it.

975
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,120
OK.

976
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:45,120
One was a McNugget and the next one was a dipping sauce.

977
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:48,120
It looked like one of those little packets they give you opened.

978
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:49,120
Two costumes?

979
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:53,120
Yes.

980
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,120
Most of these are couples costumes.

981
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,120
There's a couple of them that are solo.

982
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:58,120
OK.

983
00:48:58,120 --> 00:48:59,120
It was couples.

984
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:00,120
OK.

985
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,120
Some of them.

986
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:02,120
Here's what I was thinking.

987
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:07,120
I was thinking McNugget for the adult and the dipping sauce for the child.

988
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,120
You know, that's a great idea.

989
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:14,120
I was thinking, probably it was all about the kids.

990
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:15,120
Yeah, yeah.

991
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:19,120
And I liked the idea of that just because it's so different.

992
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:22,120
But yeah, it could go as a couple.

993
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:26,120
Yeah, couples, they would work even better if you think about it.

994
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,120
Yeah, yeah, I agree.

995
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:34,120
Yeah, so and then the next one to go along with the same theme, sexy Ronald McDonald

996
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:37,120
for the female.

997
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,120
And it's basically what you think.

998
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:47,120
It's a Ronald McDonald mask, which is hideous, followed by a very revealing dress, a slip

999
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:52,120
dress.

1000
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:57,120
It's about as sick as you can get because you know Ronald McDonald, right?

1001
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:00,120
Not sexy, right?

1002
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,120
But when it showed it on the chick, the chick looked great.

1003
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:08,120
You know, she's scantily clad and just looked fucking awesome, bursting out at the seams.

1004
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:16,120
But then you look at that fucking Ronald McDonald mask and you're like, it's funny.

1005
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:23,120
It's funny because it it's just it gets you got to see the humor in it, right?

1006
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,120
Yeah, I do.

1007
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,120
I do.

1008
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,120
Yeah.

1009
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:29,120
So the next one, this one's hideous as hell.

1010
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:32,120
But it's funny, the guy they had dressed up in it.

1011
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:39,120
Sexy unicorn guy costume.

1012
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:40,120
It's funny looking.

1013
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,120
Let me tell you that, especially for a guy.

1014
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:48,120
Yeah, it's for the guy and the guy they have in it is better have a big old horse dig on

1015
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:50,120
it.

1016
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,120
They better sew that thing in.

1017
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:57,120
That's the only way you can get away with wearing it being a guy, right?

1018
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:02,120
Come on, man.

1019
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:06,120
You're out partying and you want to be you want to be a sloth hanging.

1020
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:09,120
Yeah, I would agree with that.

1021
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,120
This next one, this next one.

1022
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,120
Back in the day.

1023
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,120
I agree with you, Rob.

1024
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,120
This next one I really love.

1025
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:20,120
And you got to see it and you can look it up if you want.

1026
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:28,120
Before, during and after costume of taking a dump.

1027
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:31,120
It includes one half full roll of toilet paper.

1028
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:33,120
That's the first person.

1029
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:34,120
One big turd.

1030
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:39,120
That's the person in the middle and one empty roll of toilet paper.

1031
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:42,120
That's the third person.

1032
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,120
So what is a full roll of toilet paper?

1033
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:46,120
The middle is a giant turd.

1034
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:50,120
And then the third is an empty roll of toilet paper.

1035
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:54,120
Why could they have that costume back then?

1036
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,120
When we were growing up.

1037
00:51:56,120 --> 00:52:01,120
That could be you and your brother.

1038
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:02,120
Yeah.

1039
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,120
Look it up when you get a chance.

1040
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:09,120
This is my favorite one right here.

1041
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:10,120
The next one.

1042
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:12,120
I like this one a lot, too.

1043
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:17,120
This is a dog costume and it's ET in a bike.

1044
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:20,120
You know, extra terrestrial.

1045
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:23,120
For a dog?

1046
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:24,120
Yeah, for a dog.

1047
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,120
That'd be cool.

1048
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,120
Yep.

1049
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,120
The next one.

1050
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,120
Eat a weed gummies costume.

1051
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:35,120
Which was stupid as hell because it says that on it.

1052
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:39,120
It's like a little gummy and it says eat a weed.

1053
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:46,120
I didn't like it, but it made the list.

1054
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:47,120
Welcome to Missouri.

1055
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:48,120
There you go.

1056
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:49,120
There you go.

1057
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:50,120
You know what?

1058
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:51,120
We'll just leave that one right there.

1059
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:52,120
Anyone that likes it.

1060
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:53,120
Yeah, we will.

1061
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:54,120
Yeah, we will.

1062
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:55,120
Next one.

1063
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,120
Sexy Rosie the Riveter.

1064
00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:00,120
Do you know who Rosie the Riveter is?

1065
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:01,120
Yes, I do.

1066
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,120
Okay.

1067
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:03,120
Yeah.

1068
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:04,120
Okay.

1069
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:08,120
I knew her to everyone out there listening, if you don't know.

1070
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:12,120
I knew her as the Bon Ami chick or the World War II chick.

1071
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:13,120
She has the muscle.

1072
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:14,120
The World War II.

1073
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:20,120
Yeah, she has the shirt rolled up and doing the muscle.

1074
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,120
That is her.

1075
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:23,120
It's really cool.

1076
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:29,120
It's like a plaid dress and the sides are rolled up.

1077
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:35,120
And you really get what they're doing because it looks just like Rosie the Riveter's dress.

1078
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:39,120
And it's rolled up to where you can do the muscle and all that.

1079
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:40,120
It's really cool.

1080
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:43,120
And that's good.

1081
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:48,120
So the next one is a Magic 8 Ball costume.

1082
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,120
It works.

1083
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:51,120
It's cool.

1084
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,120
I mean, I don't know what else.

1085
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:55,120
I mean, it works.

1086
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:56,120
Yeah.

1087
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:58,120
I don't know how it would work.

1088
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:01,120
It's a costume.

1089
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:03,120
You got to flip them around to get your answer.

1090
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:04,120
What are you going to do?

1091
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:06,120
Pick the person up, spin him up?

1092
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:09,120
I don't know.

1093
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:11,120
Twirl him like a balloon in the air.

1094
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:15,120
All I know is this is a Magic 8 Ball with that little triangle thing in the middle.

1095
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:18,120
You shake it and it says you're close.

1096
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,120
Yeah, that's all I'm saying.

1097
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:22,120
How are you going to shake it up?

1098
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:23,120
No.

1099
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:24,120
You know what?

1100
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,120
Here's what you do.

1101
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:29,120
You get four or five people, depending on how big the guy is, and you shake him up and see if it works.

1102
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:34,120
If it doesn't, you call him a fraud and you get smacked in the balls and crack him with that one.

1103
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:35,120
We would have done it.

1104
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,120
We would have tested that one.

1105
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:38,120
Yeah, we would have.

1106
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:42,120
And you say, hey, how come I'm not getting my fortune, you little bastard?

1107
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:49,120
And then we'd smack him in the nuts four or five times and leave him there to work it out, right?

1108
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,120
Yeah.

1109
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,120
Yeah.

1110
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:55,120
This next one is an abomination, but it's on here.

1111
00:54:55,120 --> 00:55:00,120
Kale salad and ranch dressing costume.

1112
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:02,120
What's the next?

1113
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,120
OK, surprise flasher.

1114
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,120
Moving on.

1115
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:09,120
Moving on from that last atrocity.

1116
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:14,120
Surprise flasher but undergarment looks skin tone but pixelated looking.

1117
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:15,120
You know what?

1118
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:16,120
It's really cool.

1119
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:21,120
You know how like on TV if a flasher runs by and they pixelate out the genitals?

1120
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:22,120
Yeah.

1121
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:24,120
That's what this is.

1122
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:27,120
It's like a gown.

1123
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:37,120
You can see two arms opening up the gown and inside is pixelated skin tone.

1124
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:39,120
That would be cool.

1125
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:40,120
It is cool.

1126
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:41,120
Look it up when you get a chance.

1127
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:42,120
I will.

1128
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:43,120
I will.

1129
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:47,120
Then the next one is dog.

1130
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:49,120
This is a doggy one.

1131
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:51,120
Rocky Balboa costume.

1132
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:58,120
With little gym shorts and the half shirt.

1133
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:00,120
And on the shirt it says Rocky.

1134
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:04,120
It's really cool.

1135
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:13,120
This next one I love, you got to see it though, is Price is Right contestant four pack complete with different bids and signs in front of it.

1136
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:17,120
And this is the way this costume works.

1137
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:19,120
You have to walk in unison.

1138
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:22,120
It's one costume for four people.

1139
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:27,120
Each person has a bid underneath them.

1140
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,120
Do you see what I'm saying?

1141
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,120
Yeah.

1142
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:31,120
Yeah it's cool.

1143
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,120
Believe me it's cool.

1144
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:36,120
Oh so all four of you have to walk sideways together.

1145
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:37,120
Yes.

1146
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:39,120
Like you're lined up at the podiums.

1147
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:40,120
Yes.

1148
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:41,120
It's connected.

1149
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,120
But you're connected in one.

1150
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:44,120
Wow.

1151
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:45,120
In one costume.

1152
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:46,120
Yeah.

1153
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:47,120
Wow.

1154
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:48,120
That would be cool.

1155
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:50,120
I was going to say that sounds kind of boring.

1156
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:52,120
You just walk around with a name tag on.

1157
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,120
Well it's like four signs in front of you.

1158
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:56,120
No it's all four connected.

1159
00:56:56,120 --> 00:57:02,120
One sign in front of each contestant and a different bid on all of them.

1160
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:08,120
But the whole costume is sewn together and all four of you have to get in.

1161
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:09,120
Yes.

1162
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:10,120
You have to be careful on how you walk.

1163
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:11,120
That's cool.

1164
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:12,120
Yeah.

1165
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:19,120
Next one is a Boba Tea costume which is cool.

1166
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:20,120
You know it's got the bubbles.

1167
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:22,120
You know the bubble Bobas whatever.

1168
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:25,120
You know the little flavor fucking bubbles.

1169
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:29,120
Do you know what Boba Tea is?

1170
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:30,120
Not really.

1171
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:33,120
Okay Boba Tea has these bubbles.

1172
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:35,120
I drink tea but no.

1173
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:37,120
Okay it's kind of a rage up here.

1174
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:41,120
It's been a rage and it's probably not so much down there at the lake.

1175
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:46,120
You know I mean the lake is talking about Louisiana and Lipton and stuff like that.

1176
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:50,120
Boba Tea is kind of like a I don't know.

1177
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:57,120
Kind of like a younger person and maybe like a Johnson County thing maybe.

1178
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,120
I don't know.

1179
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,120
Okay I got you.

1180
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:05,120
Okay anyhow the next one and last one is a charcuterie board costume.

1181
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:10,120
And it's cool because it simply has a bunch of meats and cheeses on it.

1182
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:14,120
So it's just a charcuterie board with eyes in it.

1183
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:18,120
You walk around and go hey look at this charcuterie board.

1184
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,120
And everyone is like okay cool.

1185
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:24,120
Hey that would make me want to get a date for Halloween.

1186
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,120
Oh yeah yeah.

1187
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:27,120
Hey you like my meat?

1188
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:28,120
Yeah.

1189
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:29,120
What do you think of my meat?

1190
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:30,120
Yeah.

1191
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:31,120
You like that meat?

1192
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:32,120
No.

1193
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,120
No I'm talking about to have them wear it.

1194
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:34,120
I'll eat it off them.

1195
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:35,120
Oh yeah yeah there you go.

1196
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:37,120
Hey let me tax him a little.

1197
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:40,120
Let's get off that subject.

1198
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:41,120
Okay.

1199
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:43,120
It's been a while.

1200
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:47,120
Rob you said that you had another list.

1201
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:49,120
Yes yes I do.

1202
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,120
Well let's fucking hear it.

1203
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:57,120
You know how I've been going on this americansongwriter.com list.

1204
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:59,120
Yes and I love it.

1205
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:02,120
That we've been that both of us have been liking actually.

1206
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:04,120
Yes we have a lot.

1207
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:07,120
I have another one.

1208
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:11,120
Rob the floor is yours.

1209
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:17,120
And this is according to americansongwriter.com.

1210
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:18,120
Alright.

1211
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:24,120
Top 5 one hit wonders that define the 80s.

1212
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:25,120
Okay.

1213
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:30,120
And this time I'm going to go in their order.

1214
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:31,120
Okay.

1215
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:37,120
Number 5 she blinded me with science.

1216
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:38,120
Eddie Grant.

1217
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:39,120
Oh no no.

1218
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:42,120
Oh that's right Thomas Stolby I'm sorry.

1219
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,120
Thomas Dolby.

1220
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:44,120
Yes.

1221
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:46,120
Eddie Grant was electric avenue.

1222
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:47,120
Sorry.

1223
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:48,120
Yeah yeah yeah.

1224
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:49,120
Okay.

1225
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:50,120
And he's not on this one.

1226
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:51,120
Well fuck.

1227
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:52,120
Should have been.

1228
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:53,120
Okay.

1229
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:54,120
Should have been but he's not.

1230
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:55,120
Okay anyhow.

1231
00:59:55,120 --> 01:00:00,120
Number 4 somebody's watching me by Rockwell.

1232
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:06,120
I always feel like somebody's watching me.

1233
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:11,120
I remember the state land of that song.

1234
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:12,120
That was a great song.

1235
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:15,120
Wasn't that Michael Jackson that guessed it on that.

1236
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:21,120
Wasn't he the one that sang someone's watching me I feel like someone's watching me I thought.

1237
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:22,120
I think.

1238
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:23,120
I think it was.

1239
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,120
It doesn't matter anyhow.

1240
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:26,120
Yeah.

1241
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:27,120
Alright.

1242
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:30,120
Number 3.

1243
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:31,120
Yeah.

1244
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:35,120
8 6 7 5 3 0 9.

1245
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:36,120
Jenny.

1246
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:37,120
Yeah that's her number.

1247
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:38,120
Tommy Two Tone.

1248
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:43,120
Yep Jenny and it was actually do you know who the song was written over.

1249
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:48,120
No this article don't tell me.

1250
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:51,120
Jenny from All My Children.

1251
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:54,120
That was her character's name on All My Children.

1252
01:00:54,120 --> 01:01:00,120
And I think they killed her off but she was this dark haired beauty that everybody fell

1253
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,120
in love with and I forgot her real name.

1254
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:06,120
But the song Tommy Two Tone said was written for her.

1255
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:09,120
Yeah see this article ain't going into that.

1256
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:10,120
Okay.

1257
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:16,120
But no actually here probably four or five years ago.

1258
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:17,120
Uh huh.

1259
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:22,120
He did a concert here in Camden in this small little joint.

1260
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:25,120
I would love to see them.

1261
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:27,120
Yeah me too.

1262
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:28,120
Cool.

1263
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:29,120
One Hill Under.

1264
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:33,120
It's been excellent just to go see it.

1265
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:34,120
Just to hear that song.

1266
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:35,120
Yeah.

1267
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:36,120
Just to hear that song.

1268
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:37,120
Hell yeah.

1269
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:38,120
Oh cool.

1270
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:40,120
And maybe get into some other stuff who knows.

1271
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:44,120
He might have had some other cool stuff I can't remember but anyhow.

1272
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:46,120
Okay number 2.

1273
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:47,120
Yeah.

1274
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:51,120
Take On Me by A-Ha.

1275
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:52,120
That's a good song.

1276
01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:58,120
And isn't that that one where they did the uh it was groundbreaking uh video.

1277
01:01:58,120 --> 01:01:59,120
Yeah.

1278
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:00,120
Yeah.

1279
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:01,120
It had sketch art turned to life.

1280
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:04,120
I'm sitting here looking at a picture of it.

1281
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:10,120
It had like a sketch girl and him.

1282
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:12,120
Yeah and then they turned to real life.

1283
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:14,120
Yeah it's an amazing video.

1284
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:15,120
Looking through a mirror.

1285
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:16,120
Yeah.

1286
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:19,120
It was a groundbreaking video because of the way they done it.

1287
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:21,120
It was really intricate.

1288
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:24,120
It was um um very complex.

1289
01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:25,120
It was a great video.

1290
01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:26,120
Yes.

1291
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:27,120
And very imaginative.

1292
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:28,120
Yeah it was an awesome video.

1293
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:29,120
Yeah.

1294
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:30,120
Anyhow.

1295
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:36,120
And number 1 we have Come On Eileen.

1296
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:39,120
Dixie Midnight Runners.

1297
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:40,120
Yep.

1298
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:42,120
That is a good song.

1299
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:43,120
So.

1300
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:44,120
Alright.

1301
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:45,120
Hell yeah.

1302
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:51,120
Now let's go ahead and conclude this podcast and I'm going to talk to you off air for a

1303
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:52,120
minute Rob.

1304
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:53,120
Okay hang on.

1305
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:54,120
Hey where did everybody go?

1306
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:55,120
Where are the douche bags?

1307
01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:56,120
Oh my God someone took a dump in the corner.

1308
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:57,120
Oh geez.

1309
01:02:57,120 --> 01:02:58,120
What's going on?

1310
01:02:58,120 --> 01:02:59,120
Wow.

1311
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:00,120
I'm going to go get a drink.

1312
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:01,120
What?

1313
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:02,120
What's going on?

1314
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:03,120
What's going on?

1315
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:04,120
What's going on?

1316
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:05,120
Hey.

1317
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:06,120
What's going on?

1318
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:07,120
What's going on?

1319
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:08,120
What's going on?

1320
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:09,120
What's going on?

1321
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:10,120
What's going on?

1322
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,120
What's going on?

1323
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:12,120
What's going on?

1324
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:13,120
What's going on?

1325
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:14,120
What's going on?

1326
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:15,120
Ugh.

1327
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I'm glad they're gone.

1328
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:17,120
Let's just hope they don't come back.

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01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:44,120
Man that smells.