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Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue

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waters of the Missouri River, it's two douchebags and a microphone podcast.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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Should I record frog sounds in the summer, then play them when it's zero degrees on my

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ring doorbell for the Amazon guy?

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Hmm.

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Yeah, that sounds like fun.

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When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water, because nobody likes

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a stinky asshole.

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Two douchebags and a microphone.

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Welcome, I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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All right.

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Well, Rob has had a very interesting day.

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He's had the trots all day long.

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So he is going to attempt to record this podcast with me on his shitter.

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So you think so?

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All right.

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I mean, I mean, a long time ago, when I was a teenager, and it was probably hanging out

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with you, I'm not for sure.

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I can't prove it.

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But I was sitting down, you know, I got really drunk and I ate some White Castle, right?

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So anyhow, I get home and I'm like, oh my God, my stomach started turning.

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I mean, allegedly from White Castle.

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I can't prove it.

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But I have my suspicions.

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I did have, you know, some party favors and this and that.

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So I can't actually prove it was the actual grease pellets from heaven that got me.

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But something got me.

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And anyhow, I actually I fell asleep.

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I fell asleep.

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I passed out on the shitter for like six hours, waking up to my dad banging on the door telling

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me, get the fuck up.

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Get out of there.

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I have to get ready to go to work.

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And I was like, oh, fuck.

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Oh, God.

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I go, man, quit yelling.

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And that was my first mistake.

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The quit yelling meant no, I'm going to yell louder because I'm your dad.

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So anyhow, I got up and I could hardly walk for two hours.

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I had ring around the ass.

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It hurt.

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So if you start to feel any of these symptoms, numbness, tingling, a wedge around your ass

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that hurts is sensitive to the touch and just plain unpleasant.

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Get up off of the shitter immediately.

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OK, Rob?

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All right.

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OK.

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All right.

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Well, let's let's go ahead and start the show here with something a little interesting that

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I found on the Internet.

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You know, Sean Payton is like spent pretty much all the last season in the offseason

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mouthing off about one person or another.

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Right.

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Yes.

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Well, Nathaniel Hackett, the Jets offensive coordinator and also Aaron Rodgers choice

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to be his offensive coordinator fired from the Denver Broncos last year for not being

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a very good head coach, they said.

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Well, Sean Payton does not have a win yet, and he recently played the Jets and the and

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the guy that he said a lot of bad things about said that he didn't know what he was doing

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is horrible coaching and all that.

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And they promptly kicked his ass.

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So a few months after ripping Denver Broncos head coach Nathaniel Hackett for his time

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with the organization, current Broncos head coach Sean Payton.

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And also I'll tell you something that's going on too, if I sound a little weird today.

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Sean Payton lost to the New York Jets, who have Hackett as their offensive coordinator.

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It was another rough day at the office for Payton and company as they struggled in an

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ugly 31 to 21 loss.

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Shortly after it was hired by Denver, Payton called Hackett's one season with the Broncos

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one of the worst coaching jobs ever.

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Hackett went 4-11 and couldn't even finish out his first year with the team.

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Payton hasn't been much better thus far.

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The Broncos have gotten, oh, I guess they did get one win, I'm sorry, I apologize, to

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a 1-0 for a start.

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And a lot of the warts from Hackett's regime are still showing.

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The Broncos have had three turnovers and gave up 407 yards of total offense to a struggling

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Jets squad.

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Facing a three point deficit late in the fourth quarter, Broncos quarterback Russell Wilson

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got strip sacked and New York returned it for a touchdown ice in the game.

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Hackett was one of the first people on Jets sideline to receive a hug from his squad and

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the Jets players and fan base were quick to troll Payton following their big win.

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And I guess last year there was a movie that portrayed Sean Payton and he was played by

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Kevin James, you know King of Queens Kevin James?

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The first thing the New York Jets did was they show Kevin James as Sean Payton and it

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said when you lose to the off season champs.

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And they had a picture of him.

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So they kind of had a little fun with him and they probably deserved to, I would think

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I mean, you know, I think that the 70-20 ass beating that they got from Miami may not be

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the only one they receive this year because I think that the coaches and people in the

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NFL just generally did not care for that.

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Viewed as low class, there's no room in the league for that and I think you're going to

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continue to see a lot of mocking and a lot of ha haing and well deserved.

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You know, I used to have a certain amount of respect for Sean Payton even though he

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had the bounty gate and all that stuff.

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I had a certain amount of respect for him.

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I lost all of it.

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You know, the guy is a blowhard and anyhow he deserves what he gets.

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So good job there Kevin James.

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Good job.

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So anyhow, I mentioned there's something going on, right?

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If I sound a little weird, I myself sound a little slurry and there's a reason for that.

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Last night Val was kind enough to bring home the peanut which is a local bar and restaurant

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here which is very good and anyhow they had some delicious onion rings that were really

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crispy.

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I mean they're kind of hard to tear into crispy.

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Well, I broke my crown off completely off.

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So it didn't hurt because there was no nerve in there.

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The nerve is dead.

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That's what they do when they give you a crown is they give you a root canal, whittle out

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all the nerves in there and they fill it and then they put a fake tooth on top of it, glued

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on top of it.

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Well I'm going to have to have a dental implant because this broke off so right at the gumline.

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They rarely do that but I had a mouth infection up around the gumline earlier in the year

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when I was coming back from Louisville.

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It was very painful.

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And I don't know if I mentioned anything about it on air or not but what happened is it was

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such a bad infection that I had to go have my what they call the tooth drained and that's

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where they stick a tiny drill in the back of your tooth, drill into it and let the infection

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roll out and then fill it full iodine and some sort of antibiotics, some sort of topical

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antibiotics and they shoot it back into the canal and then seal it up.

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Well while I had this infection I could feel my tooth protruding a little bit.

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You know you can just tell.

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You couldn't see it but I could feel it.

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I'm like that tooth is something is definitely wrong with it.

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So last night while eating that very challenging onion ring and I am a hero, Rob I'm a hero,

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I spit out the crown and I kept eating.

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Oh wow.

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Yeah I was proud of myself.

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I'm like this is a real man right here.

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Watch this shit.

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I didn't eat the crown although I should have to be a real man but I didn't eat the crown

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knowing that they might be able to use that for something.

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So I'm going to have to go around either looking like a jack-o-lantern for a couple of weeks

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while they get my tooth manufactured.

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Oh or I can save this crown and maybe they can duplicate it and that's what they did.

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It's a very weird little thing that my dentist did but my dentist is very good.

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And anyhow it's Belton Family Dentistry and I'm not getting anything for saying this or

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nothing like that.

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Nothing free.

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No it wouldn't be payola on a podcast but anyhow nothing like that.

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This is just telling you those people there are smart.

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The lady that was helping me with my tooth, one of the ladies, have you ever seen those

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clear braces that wrap up on people's teeth?

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You shove them up there and they hold the teeth in place.

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Took one of those clear packets, took the indentation and the contour and whatever else,

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on the measurements of my teeth on the top.

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And they put a small fake tooth where that tooth would be and I simply just roll it up

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on there and it looks like a tooth.

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It's a little hard to talk with it right now but I'm going to try a little denture cream

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stuff.

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I got some, I felt very weird getting it too because I'm like this is weird.

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I don't have false teeth but I'm buying denture adhesive.

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Anyhow I'm going to try to put a little on each side and see if that will hold that tooth

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in place.

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Because I deal with the public a lot now.

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I don't know.

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I see one person staring at it and I'm feeling weird.

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But that's me.

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No I would too.

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So anyhow, another thing that I've noticed here is a lot of people rooting for Hamas

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in America.

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What the fuck happened?

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What the fuck happened?

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Yeah.

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What in the hell is wrong with these people?

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These people want us dead.

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We're infidels to them.

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What the fuck is wrong with these fucking thumb sucking little fucking bitches?

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Geez.

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Anyhow, I'm not going to go into any more of that except I am fucking ashamed of the

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fucking people we raised.

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Jesus.

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Right.

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The people that are following this pied piper Hamas are the same people they'll fucking be

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head in two seconds.

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So anyhow, Rob how was your day?

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You got some stuff you want to talk about?

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Yeah I got a little story here.

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Actually I just read it across Rob.

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Okay.

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But how was your day?

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You was getting ready to say that before I went on.

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Oh.

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My day was real good man.

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My days are looking up lately.

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Good.

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Yeah.

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Things are starting to go my way.

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I'm thinking a lot clearer these days.

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Good.

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I noticed you're sounding a lot better on the podcast like I told you last time.

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It's not something that you really can talk about or even explain.

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You just don't get, I don't know whatever it is, it's not really nervous.

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It's like you're not scratching for traction.

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You know what I mean?

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You're just kind of like, eh.

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I was just going to flow it out there.

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Whatever.

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Tofer and I always said you're getting your money's worth.

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It's free.

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Well I, you also know I've been pretty distracted the past few weeks.

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I know and I've never brought that up.

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I've never brought that up.

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That's your stuff and if you ever want to talk about it it's fine.

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If you don't that's fine.

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Whatever.

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So.

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Well I'm through all that and I'm moving on buddy.

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Alright good.

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Good.

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Good.

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Yeah I do have this story I ran across.

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Oh hang on, hang on.

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I have one more thing I have to ask you.

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I forgot.

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Have you had any more asshole pictures?

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No we have not.

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Okay we're about ready to call this thing people.

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We're about ready to call this thing.

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I don't know what to do.

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I'm up in arms.

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I mean, you're letting us down quite frankly.

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You're letting us down.

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Can't this man.

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You have till Saturday.

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That's it.

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The gavel has been laid down.

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Saturday is the last day.

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You can send Rob Radd a hairy asshole pic preferably with your face looking at him smiling.

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I gotta have the face.

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I gotta see who you are.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Face and ass.

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Hunched up.

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Picture.

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So.

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Anyhow, Rob I just had to put that in there because I'm very disappointed in our listenership.

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Yeah I'm getting there.

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I'm getting there.

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I'm up in arms.

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I'm flabbergasted.

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Anyhow, Rob you have a story.

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Yeah, yeah I just ran across this and I've scrolled on down and there's multiple sites

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reporting on this.

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Jinnus Mary Lou Ritten is facing an intense health battle.

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Oh no.

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I love her.

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I said oh no I love her.

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She is awesome.

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I do too.

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Yeah go ahead.

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Her daughter revealed via social media on Tuesday October 10th which is today.

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On her Instagram story McKenna Lane Kelly captured a photo of her mom writing please

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consider helping our mom and family out and most importantly please continue to pray.

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Kelly didn't share a spot from link which detailed more about her mom's current state.

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Hey everyone on behalf of my sisters and I we need y'all's help.

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My amazing mom Mary Lou has a very rare form of pneumonia and is fighting for her life.

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Oh.

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She is not able to breathe on her own.

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She's been in the ICU for over a week now.

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I respect her and her privacy.

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I will not disclose all details.

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However I will disclose that she's not insured she stated.

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Asked if you could help in any way that one you pray and two if you can help us with finances

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for the hospital bill.

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Anything absolutely anything would be so helpful for my family and my mom.

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Thank you all so very much.

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Wow.

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Okay.

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There you go.

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Okay.

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I pray that she could battle through this.

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I pray too.

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I just adored her in her whole career.

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All right.

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Yes.

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Did we ever talk about Biden's dog being kicked out of the White House?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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We can talk about that as a matter of fact we're on air right now.

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I had to pause for a second but we are on air right now.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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We can do that as a matter of fact that Biden's dog and Joe Biden are up for an ass paddling

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over it.

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Okay.

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So anyhow we're going to take a slight break and then we can come back about Biden's dog

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and the possible ass paddling they're both going to get.

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We can do animals too.

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You know this.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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So an animal is not beyond an ass paddling and it just might happen.

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So we will be right back here in a minute.

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Please enjoy Brick Shit House Energy Drink responsibly.

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It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues.

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As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum, two douchebags and a microphone.

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All right.

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Two douchebags and microphone.

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I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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All right.

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Now Rob, did you want to talk about Joe Biden and his dog or?

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Yeah, I do.

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This is far as politics.

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I'm going to go.

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You know what?

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And I agree with you.

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Biden's dog.

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Yeah.

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Although, although Biden should have an ass paddling over this too because it sounds like

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this is an ongoing thing.

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It is.

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And that's why him and his dog should receive an ass paddling.

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But that's next month.

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We got ass paddling once a month and we're going to stick to that format.

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So.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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President Biden's German Shepherd is no longer at the White House in the wake of multiple

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document reports of aggressive behavior against Secret Service staff members.

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Elizabeth Alexander, a spokesperson for First Lady, Joe Biden, confirmed the CBS News in

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a statement Wednesday evening that the family dog named Commander is not presently on White

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House campus while next steps are evaluated.

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Alexander did not say what commander had been taken or whether the move from the White House

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would be permanent.

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The president and First Lady care deeply about the safety of those who work at the White

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House and those who protect them every day.

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Alexander said they remain grateful for the patience and support of the U.S. Secret Service

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and are involved as they continue to work through solutions.

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There have been at least 11 documented attacks by the senior commander against Secret Service

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personnel.

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Wow.

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In July, nearly 200 pages of redacted federal documents were released that describe 10 of

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those alleged attacks by the German Shepherd on Secret Service officers and agents dating

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back to October 2022.

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Wow.

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None of the injuries sustained by the victims were serious, the documents said.

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An 11th attack was reported on September 25th in which a uniformed Secret Service officer

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came in contact with Commander at the White House and was bitten.

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On Wednesday CNN citing sources said the number of reported attacks was believed to be higher

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and included other groups of White House employees.

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Wow.

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Commander was gifted to the Bidens as a copy in December of 2021 after the death of their

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German Shepherd champ earlier that year.

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That same year, Biden's other German Shepherd major was relocated to Delaware to live with

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friends of the Bidens after also being involved in multiple biting incidents at the White

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House.

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I wonder if friends are like the farm.

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He went to go be on a farm.

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Just wondering.

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You ever heard that?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You know what?

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You all know what I would love to do, Rob.

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If I was President of the United States and I had my dogs, I would teach my dogs to dry

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hump the Secret Service agents.

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And then if they get mad, I'd tell them they couldn't.

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I'd say, hey, leave the dog alone.

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Let him finish.

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Yeah, dry hump.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, dry hump.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Get him.

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Get him.

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Get him, Ruffy.

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Hey, hey, don't you, no, uh, no.

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Let him finish.

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Stop it.

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Don't you even think about harming that animal.

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Oh, oh, I got another news break today.

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Okay.

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What is it?

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Colin Kaepernick finally made it back into the NSL.

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How?

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He is part of it.

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Okay.

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Colin Kaepernick is set to enter the NSL world once again this week.

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The Colin Wilson quarterback has been in the headlines for trying to get back in the NFL

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the previous few weeks.

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Kaepernick has been directed to the Jets.

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He is offered a job through CFL and XFL.

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Kaepernick has turned down both, um, but he's getting reconnected with the NFL on Tuesday.

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Okay.

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Why?

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What, what's he doing?

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Playground Sports is releasing the arcade style football video game, Rock Club Sports,

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on Tuesday.

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The game will feature many permanent NSL quarterbacks.

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For the Playground Sports trailer, Kaepernick will be in the video game.

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There you go.

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There you go, Colin.

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Congratulations.

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You made it.

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Great job.

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Um, wow.

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Well, good, good.

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Hey, have you ever heard of the car nanny?

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No, I haven't.

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Okay.

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A car nanny is another new thing.

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You know, we talked about like the rent a mom and all that.

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This is along the same lines.

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Okay.

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This is someone that found a need and took advantage of it and now is making major bucks

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over it.

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So this is very interesting.

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Um, in 2014, Helen Kay was a young mother with two girls.

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Before maternity leave, she had some management and business experience, but she always wanted

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more.

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The children had grown up a bit and had to start kindergarten and Helena really wanted

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her own business, although she did not yet know what it was.

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So life has made its own adjustments.

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The problem appeared, her husband often went on business trips and the children need to

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be brought to, uh, um, eight 30 and picked up at 17.

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So let's see, I wonder what they mean here.

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Brought here at eight 30 and picked up at 17.

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I guess they're talking about different times.

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So the teachers in kindergarten were very strict about being late and there was no place

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for an employee who came to work at 9 a.m. and then left at 4 p.m. before COVID remote

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work was not so popular.

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Everyone was at the office from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. and no favors were given to young moms,

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especially if you were to apply for a managerial position.

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It was more convenient for employers to hire a man and not a young mother.

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This seemed like a dead end.

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After thinking about it, Helena turned to an online mom forum to find out how other

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moms could solve this problem.

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So the way it was explained on there, I don't think really came out like what it means.

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I'm not sure exactly what the article is trying to get, but basically you have a certain amount

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of time you can, you can go get your kid and that's it.

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So if you have a office job and cannot leave there and your husband can't do it, let's

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say he's out of town like this lady, then there's a need for someone to go get the kids,

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but they have to be vetted.

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If you don't have anyone to, you know, you have to make sure that these people are good

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and not going to do anything stupid and not going to steal your kids and sell or whatever

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anything any could, you know, anyone nefarious could do.

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After thinking about it, Helena turned to an online mom forum.

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Like I said, more than a thousand messages in a couple of days came out in one forum

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topic.

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Some moms don't work because they have to drive two or more kids to kindergarten and

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schools.

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Some ask friends for a ride or hire a nanny and pay for a taxi even.

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Working moms are driving kids themselves and not get promoted or growing in business because

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you know, they have to be responsible for getting the kids back and forth.

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She was realizing that this is a big problem for all parents.

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Helena herself got behind the wheel and offered to drive the children.

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After two weeks, there were so many orders that Helena could not cope.

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The orders came in from 7 to 11 p.m.

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The moms whose children Helena drove for the day gladly told other moms and they wanted

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the same service.

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The conclusion was clear.

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She decided to open up a company and hired a staff.

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Such a phenomenon as a car nanny before Helena did not exist.

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She was the first car nanny in the region and also came up with a whole business niche

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accompanying children in kindergarten, school clubs and door to door nanny by car.

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Business grew rapidly, social networks and word of mouth radio worked perfectly.

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Then the investment in the business was minimal.

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She had her own good German car with car seats, self-made logo and online pages and social

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networks.

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In 2019, the creation of the aggregator began doing 2020 and 22.

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This business model showed fascinating results so the creation of the franchise model was

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in order.

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The brand's mission is to make accessible trips with children all around the world.

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What a fantastic business model.

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You talk about minimal startup money.

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That's virtually no startup money.

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Car seats and all these people, there was such a need for it that it grew in a matter

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of hours.

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Pretty interesting.

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I like that.

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A car nanny is a great idea.

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As crazy as it seems, that's a great idea, don't you think?

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Yeah, it is.

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You ever wonder how come pumpkin spice is so popular, Rob?

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Yeah, actually sometimes I do.

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Yeah, me too.

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It's okay but it doesn't warrant the volume of people that just freak out over it.

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It's like all of a sudden you see all these social memes and little things.

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It's pumpkin spice season.

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Everything's great again.

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We don't care if the world's at war.

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We have pumpkin spice.

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Everything's fucking great.

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Stage four liver cancer.

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Who cares?

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I got a pumpkin spice fucking latte.

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That's pretty much the way it is, right?

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Yeah.

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Well, John Hopkins University did a study.

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They wanted to know how come people are so idiotic over pumpkin spice and they think

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they found some reasons.

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Are you ready for it, Rob?

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Yes, I am.

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Today is the first day of fall.

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This article was written just a little bit ago.

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As coffee shops and grocery stores, it has been peak autumn for weeks thanks to the early

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home arrival of pumpkin spice.

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The flavor that has become the season unofficial start, which it has, as soon as you see pumpkin

508
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:27,200
spice anything, all of a sudden, I don't care if it's 130 degrees out there, it's fall,

509
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,200
right?

510
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,200
Yeah.

511
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,880
You could be drenched in nut sweat and panning like a fucking old dog.

512
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,040
Doesn't matter.

513
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,040
Pumpkin spice is out.

514
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,440
That means it's fall.

515
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:44,800
Two John Hopkins University perception researchers say a key to understanding why people love

516
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,640
pumpkin spice is the smell of it.

517
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:54,800
Those notes of cinnamon, nutmeg, and ginger trigger deeply rooted cozy memories of autumn.

518
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,160
You know what, Rob, think about it.

519
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:02,200
Whenever you smell it, don't you think about sitting by a warm fire with a blankie, sipping

520
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,100
some pumpkin spice, whatever?

521
00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:07,400
Maybe you got a little angel's envy in there.

522
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,000
Maybe you don't, right?

523
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,200
Yeah.

524
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,540
Yeah.

525
00:30:12,540 --> 00:30:20,360
Pumpkin spice aromas emerge in the fall in shops and cafes, coinciding with the arrival

526
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:24,500
of colorful leaves, family gatherings, and back to school bustle.

527
00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:29,500
The association that the smell has with the season and our memories allows it to powerfully

528
00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:35,820
invoke the refreshing feelings of fall, says Jason Fisher, a professor of psychological

529
00:30:35,820 --> 00:30:39,640
and brain sciences in the Krieger School.

530
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:45,200
We often long for the arrival of fall and the end of a hot summer, and our sense of

531
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,920
smell can summon up that season early.

532
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:53,040
Smells can tap memories more powerful than any other senses, which I've known for a long

533
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,360
time.

534
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,440
Let me go into a slightly different thing, and we'll go back to this.

535
00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,440
Okay.

536
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:02,040
Rob, remember going to a big concert when we were younger?

537
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:06,800
I mean, when you and I hung around a lot when we worked together.

538
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:07,800
Yeah.

539
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:08,800
We made our sample.

540
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:09,800
Yeah.

541
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:16,200
You ever notice there was a certain smell, a very distinct smell in that auditorium?

542
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,960
Yeah.

543
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,480
There's something to it.

544
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:27,680
They put that smell in there, and that smell is to enhance your sensitivities of pleasure

545
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:33,800
and enjoyment, and they've known this for a long time, and a lot of places do it.

546
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:38,080
That's where aromatherapy came from, where you burn some of these little incense and

547
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:43,640
you sit there and listen to certain types of music, and you rely on your senses to tap

548
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:47,080
you into this area that you need to be, right?

549
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,080
Yeah.

550
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:54,240
Well, pumpkin spice kind of runs along that same line.

551
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,440
So anyhow.

552
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,440
Okay.

553
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:02,080
So, smells can tap memories more powerful than any other senses.

554
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:07,880
She points to evidence that just reading smell-related words, for instance, pumpkin spice, will spark

555
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:15,360
activity in the area of the brain that processes olfactory stimuli.

556
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:21,200
What that is is even when people merely expect to smell, the neutral zone fires up.

557
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:27,440
When you consider how close this brain region is to the area responsible for memory, no

558
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:33,360
wonder the mere mention of a pumpkin spice latte can tribute warm fuzzies.

559
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:41,280
However, for such an invocative sense, people have a very hard time identifying smells they

560
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:45,320
encounter, particularly without other sensory input to help.

561
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:57,400
So anyhow, pumpkin spice, what it is, it's like the perfect storm of spices and smells

562
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:04,920
and aromas that invoke these warm feelings of autumn.

563
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:08,400
So I mean, that's pretty cool.

564
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:13,400
I mean, I always knew it was something like that, and I could go into it a little bit

565
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,880
further, but I mean, why?

566
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:18,760
We got the whole jest of it, and I'm not going to waste like 10 minutes of you jabbering

567
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:23,500
about what this professor or fucking, I don't know, whatever.

568
00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,000
So there you go.

569
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:30,040
They say that's why pumpkin spice is so popular, and that's how come people like flip out and

570
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:31,160
have to go get it.

571
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:35,240
So anyhow.

572
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,880
So Rob, you got something else you want to talk about or not?

573
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:38,880
Yeah.

574
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:39,880
Okay.

575
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:40,880
I do.

576
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:45,880
You know how in the last podcast I got a list?

577
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:48,880
Yeah, list, list.

578
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:56,440
I came up with about 80s music.

579
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,840
I got that off americansongwriter.com.

580
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:00,840
Okay.

581
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:01,840
Okay.

582
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,120
Well, I'll help.

583
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:07,080
I happen to have another list for you.

584
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,080
Okay.

585
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,080
What is it?

586
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,080
Okay.

587
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:16,680
These are seven classic rock bands who never had a number one hit.

588
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:17,680
Interesting.

589
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,680
So American songwriter.com.

590
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,680
Okay.

591
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:21,680
Okay.

592
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:26,680
The first one, we have Led Zeppelin.

593
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:31,000
Whole lot of love hit number four.

594
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,680
No other top 10 hits.

595
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:34,680
Yeah.

596
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,680
I actually, I knew that one.

597
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:37,680
Yeah.

598
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,920
The next one, The Who.

599
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:47,720
I could see for miles, knocked into the top 10 and they had seven more top 40 hits.

600
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:48,720
Wow.

601
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:50,200
For some reason, I thought The Who had a number one.

602
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,200
I guess not.

603
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:56,280
I thought like, I thought maybe Bubba O'Reilly or something would, but I guess not.

604
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,280
Okay.

605
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,280
Anyhow.

606
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,280
Next one, Creedence Clearwater Revival.

607
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:06,200
They had Rob Murray, Diving and Rising.

608
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,200
Yeah.

609
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,200
Green River.

610
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,200
Yeah.

611
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:19,920
Carving Band, Will Stop the Rain, Looking Out My Back Door, Long As I Could See the

612
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:20,920
Light.

613
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:21,920
They all hit number two.

614
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:22,920
Wow.

615
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,920
And they had four other top 10s.

616
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:26,920
Okay.

617
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,920
But no number one.

618
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:30,920
Okay.

619
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:31,920
Huh.

620
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:38,200
Next up, we had The Kinks.

621
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,920
They had five different top 10s, but no number one.

622
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,520
I actually knew that about The Kinks.

623
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:45,520
Yeah.

624
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:46,520
Okay.

625
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,920
Anyhow, go ahead.

626
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,040
The other ones, Led Zeppelin I knew and The Kinks I knew.

627
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:57,960
The rest of them, like CCR I find very surprising because they were pretty much pop music at

628
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:58,960
the time.

629
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:02,960
But this next one I find surprising too.

630
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:03,960
Okay.

631
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:04,960
ACDC.

632
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:11,600
Back in Black was their biggest hit.

633
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,400
Well, it wasn't you shook me all night long.

634
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,400
No.

635
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,400
It was Back in Black.

636
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,400
Huh.

637
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:20,400
Okay.

638
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:29,320
Their hit that made it the biggest was Money Tops and it hit number 23.

639
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:33,360
And wasn't that because it was a part of a soundtrack?

640
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,360
I believe so, yeah.

641
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,360
Okay.

642
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,360
I can't remember which soundtrack.

643
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,360
Yeah, I can't either.

644
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:43,360
Okay.

645
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:44,360
Oh well.

646
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,360
The next one, The Band.

647
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:53,760
Up on Cripple Creek made it to 25.

648
00:36:53,760 --> 00:37:01,600
And Joan Bias' cover of The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down made it to number 3.

649
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,640
Uh huh.

650
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:08,200
And the final one, ZZ Top.

651
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:14,560
Their biggest hits was Legs and Sleeping Bag and they both made it to number 8.

652
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,560
Oh wow.

653
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:17,560
Okay.

654
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:18,560
Yeah.

655
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:19,560
I'm liking this.

656
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:20,560
I'm liking that site.

657
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:33,240
They got a lot of classic rock stuff and a lot of stuff I didn't know and different lists

658
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:34,240
like this.

659
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,240
It's pretty cool.

660
00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:37,040
I'm kind of liking it.

661
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,040
That's pretty cool.

662
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,040
Wow.

663
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,600
Some of them I really found surprising.

664
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:41,600
Some of them I already knew.

665
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:42,600
Yeah.

666
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:43,600
Yeah.

667
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:50,240
Some of these are that way but you know.

668
00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:54,720
I'm kind of enjoying reading some of them.

669
00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:55,720
Okay.

670
00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:59,520
That's pretty cool.

671
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,520
Let's see.

672
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:10,120
Anyhow, let's come right back in a couple of minutes and we'll have some more crazy shit

673
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,120
for you.

674
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:12,120
Sounds good.

675
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,720
Alrighty.

676
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:20,080
Talk to you guys in a minute.

677
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,480
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

678
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,320
It's strange insults from an alien.

679
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:27,320
Real hilarity.

680
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:37,080
May every empty parking space you see in the distance actually contain a motorcycle.

681
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,480
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

682
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,360
It's strange insults from an alien.

683
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:44,360
Real hilarity.

684
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:51,000
May, your five year old neighbor have all their violin lessons during all of your hangovers.

685
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,680
Remember to send all male body part photos to Rob Rad's inbox.

686
00:38:54,680 --> 00:39:05,960
Oh Lord, that man just saw a puppy in half.

687
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:06,960
Hey there.

688
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:07,960
Don't worry.

689
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:08,960
I have a clown nose.

690
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:15,120
Oh no.

691
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,800
That drunk guy just hit my child.

692
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,640
It is okay.

693
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,640
I have a clown nose.

694
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:23,640
Clown noses.

695
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:26,640
Just put one on and you can do anything.

696
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:27,640
Want to run for office?

697
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:28,640
Murder people in public?

698
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:33,320
Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs.

699
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,800
Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions.

700
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:36,800
Grab one today and make magic happen.

701
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:49,800
All right, two douche bags and microphone on Mark.

702
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,840
And I'm Rob.

703
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:52,840
All right.

704
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,720
How about some horrible would you rather questions?

705
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:57,720
What do you think of that?

706
00:39:57,720 --> 00:39:58,720
That sounds good.

707
00:39:58,720 --> 00:39:59,720
Okay.

708
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:04,760
And then also we have to have an update on the hairy asshole Olympics.

709
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:08,120
Do you have a list?

710
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:11,720
Let's do a couple of would you rather questions then we can go into the hairy asshole Olympics

711
00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:14,520
if you want.

712
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,520
Do you have a list near you?

713
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,400
I have my list.

714
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,120
I don't have your list.

715
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,120
Okay.

716
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,120
You know what?

717
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,440
I got to take a few minutes to find my list.

718
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:26,440
And I will.

719
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:27,440
All right.

720
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:28,440
We'll do it on the next.

721
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,440
We'll do it tomorrow night.

722
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,920
Yeah, we'll do it tomorrow night.

723
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:31,920
Okay.

724
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:32,920
I'm unprepared.

725
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,440
I had the tooth thing going on today.

726
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,340
So I had no prep time at all and I'm a little disoriented.

727
00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:43,760
But like I told Rob earlier before the show, I kind of really like this because it's a

728
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:44,760
real challenge.

729
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:48,360
You got to come up with shit on your own and impromptu.

730
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,920
I'm sure that a lot of radio guys have to do this.

731
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:56,080
Maybe they lost their files in their computer or whatever and you got to on the fly come

732
00:40:56,080 --> 00:41:00,360
up with shit or just stretch something out because you got another 50 seconds.

733
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,160
You got to talk.

734
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,840
So I'm sure that this is an art in itself.

735
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:06,840
So anyway.

736
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:12,920
I'll admit to you, there's been a couple of nights where I was crunched for time and I

737
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:13,920
just winged it.

738
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:14,920
I just went and I wasn't.

739
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:15,920
Yeah.

740
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:23,720
I looked at my phone and looked at my stories and started reading.

741
00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:25,440
Actually that's a great idea.

742
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,760
Okay.

743
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,120
Would you rather have the hiccups for the rest of your life or feel like you have to

744
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:34,280
sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

745
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,640
Okay.

746
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,960
I'm going to say I do too.

747
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:44,560
But because of effort wise, a sneeze is a big production, right?

748
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:55,340
You're like where a hiccups like, yeah, I think they would both suck.

749
00:41:55,340 --> 00:42:01,720
They would both suck, but I think I'd have to go with hiccups just because you probably

750
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:04,800
would at least be able to get something done.

751
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,120
Right?

752
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,160
Yeah.

753
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:15,960
I mean, if you're always like almost sneezing, you wouldn't get anything done.

754
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:19,200
You'd always be like, Oh, hang on.

755
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,640
And that would suck.

756
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,640
So anyhow.

757
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,240
Okay.

758
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:44,960
Would you rather have 10 dick fingers or one finger dick?

759
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,840
You want to, okay.

760
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:51,840
Can we turn, let's do this like we do in the hairy asshole Olympics.

761
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,760
Turn it over to Topher.

762
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,680
Yeah.

763
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,280
Okay.

764
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:04,200
Okay.

765
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,920
At this point, I will text him after the show.

766
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:07,920
Okay.

767
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,880
I will have his decision.

768
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,680
Well, I'm going to attempt to see him tomorrow.

769
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:17,720
I was going to do it today, but my tooth issue prevented me.

770
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:24,800
So I'm going to attempt to see him tomorrow and anyhow, we'll go from there.

771
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,400
And anyhow, it's really horrible.

772
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:32,960
I got to sneak in that kale camp and, and, and go talk to him for a little bit and then

773
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:33,960
run off.

774
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:34,960
It's crazy.

775
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:40,320
So, and anyhow, let's see.

776
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:41,540
So okay.

777
00:43:41,540 --> 00:43:42,540
That one's good.

778
00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:44,880
We're going to turn that one over to Topher, right?

779
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:45,880
Yeah.

780
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:46,880
Okay.

781
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:47,880
Okay.

782
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:52,680
Well, no, no, no.

783
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,600
We already went over these ones right here.

784
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,300
Suddenly I just ran into some we already did.

785
00:43:57,300 --> 00:44:03,840
This one, I'm not even going to ask us because I don't like it.

786
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:07,080
Okay.

787
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:12,480
Would you rather have a vagina on your forehead or a row of penises down your back like a

788
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:18,880
stegosaurus?

789
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:20,960
I think I'm going to have to go with the back.

790
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:21,960
Yeah.

791
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:22,960
Yeah.

792
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:23,960
Okay.

793
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:24,960
Yeah.

794
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,960
Throw a shirt over it.

795
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:28,960
Yeah.

796
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:29,960
Throw a shirt over it.

797
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:33,920
And then, you know, if they, whenever sees it, you could explain, well, you know, there's

798
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:37,240
a stupid fucking question thing, right?

799
00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:38,480
And I didn't know it was for real.

800
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:42,160
I just answered the son of a bitch and bam, all of a sudden, yeah, here it is.

801
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,480
I'm glad I didn't pick the vagina on the forehead.

802
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:45,480
Anyhow.

803
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:46,480
Yeah.

804
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:47,480
Yeah.

805
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,640
Our friends would have had too much fun with that one.

806
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:51,640
Oh yeah.

807
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:52,640
Yep.

808
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,800
And if I sound even weirder now, the hydrocodone is starting to kick in.

809
00:44:55,800 --> 00:45:02,680
So if I sound a little off and not quite so alert, I'm going to listen to this tomorrow

810
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:06,960
when I'm editing and I'm probably going to have some fun.

811
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:07,960
Oh shit.

812
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:11,960
I got my work cut out for me.

813
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:12,960
Yeah, you do.

814
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:17,760
You're probably going to have to reel me back in the next 20 minutes or so.

815
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,960
Well, we'll see what I can do.

816
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:21,960
All right.

817
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:22,960
Well, good luck.

818
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:23,960
I hope you're able to.

819
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:24,960
Just remember.

820
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:25,960
I used to be able to.

821
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:26,960
I used to be able to.

822
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:27,960
I know.

823
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:28,960
I know.

824
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:34,320
I mean, look, I mean, you know, when I'm peeled out, I, you know, I'm peeled out.

825
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:36,360
So okay.

826
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:39,240
Would you rather eat a pine cone or shit a pine cone?

827
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:41,880
I'd rather eat one.

828
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:42,960
I'd rather eat one too.

829
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,520
I think that's pretty easy one.

830
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:49,760
Everybody on this, this deal here says because it's on Reddit.

831
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:50,760
Okay.

832
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,520
They're like, you know, at least you'll get your fiber.

833
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,520
I agree with them.

834
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:56,520
Yeah.

835
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:57,520
Yeah.

836
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:58,520
Yeah.

837
00:45:58,520 --> 00:45:59,520
So, okay.

838
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:05,920
Yeah, I, I, I agree with that.

839
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:09,560
Um, let's see.

840
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,000
Okay.

841
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:19,160
Would you have rather have penis sized nipples or a nipple sized penis?

842
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:22,800
Hey.

843
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:33,360
Either one would be hard to explain.

844
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:36,600
Yes it would.

845
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:40,480
Um, penis sized nipples.

846
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:41,480
Yeah.

847
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,480
Yeah.

848
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:43,480
It sucks.

849
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:49,600
You'd have to go with it.

850
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:53,240
You'd need a conversation piece.

851
00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:54,240
You know what?

852
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:56,280
You can win a lot of bar, a lot of bar bets.

853
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,280
There you go.

854
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,280
Yeah, you would.

855
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,280
Yeah, you would.

856
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:01,480
Okay.

857
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:05,960
This question I don't really care for, but I'll go ahead and ask it anyhow.

858
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:10,640
Would you rather have a flaming cat or a dog made out of water?

859
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:16,600
Dog out of water.

860
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:17,600
Dog out of water.

861
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:22,200
Because, I mean, when a flaming cat, you go to pet it or what if you're like sleeping

862
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:27,680
and it comes up to like a purr and rub on you?

863
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:28,680
You catch on fire.

864
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:29,680
Oh yeah.

865
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:30,680
Yeah.

866
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:35,680
My cat likes to like, it's going to be catching me in the middle of the night.

867
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:36,680
Yeah.

868
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:37,680
Yeah.

869
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:38,680
Yeah.

870
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:39,680
I mean, yeah.

871
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:40,680
Catch your bike.

872
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:41,680
I told you how hairy I am.

873
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:44,680
I would go up like a cotton ball.

874
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:45,680
Hmm.

875
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:46,680
Yeah.

876
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:47,680
Yeah.

877
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:50,680
Give me the dog.

878
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,280
Okay.

879
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,240
Okay.

880
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:58,440
Would you rather relive your birth or watch your conception?

881
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,480
Relive my birth.

882
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,480
Relive my birth.

883
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:06,480
That one's easy.

884
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,480
Wow.

885
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:10,480
Yep.

886
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:14,680
Oh, this next one.

887
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,240
I like this one a lot.

888
00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:24,400
Would you rather wear Crocs with socks on or a cashmere colored Uggs?

889
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,400
Have you ever seen Uggs?

890
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,400
Yeah.

891
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,400
Okay.

892
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:31,400
Give me the cashmere, give me the Uggs.

893
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:32,400
Uggs.

894
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,000
I'd rather have Uggs.

895
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,000
Yes.

896
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,000
Uggs.

897
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,400
Crocs are just so disgusting.

898
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:38,400
I'm sorry.

899
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:39,400
I know they have a thing.

900
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:43,840
I see they're very dangerous when it's wet out.

901
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,560
Oh, I believe that.

902
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:46,560
Yeah.

903
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:47,560
They get very slick.

904
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:48,560
I believe that.

905
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:49,560
Yeah.

906
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:54,560
I know a lot of people go down and get hurt.

907
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:55,560
Yeah.

908
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:56,560
Yeah.

909
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:57,560
Yeah.

910
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:58,560
Yeah.

911
00:48:58,560 --> 00:48:59,560
Hmm.

912
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:00,560
Let's see.

913
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:01,560
What would be the next one?

914
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:02,560
Let's see.

915
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:03,560
What would be the next one here?

916
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:10,680
I do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

917
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:14,200
There's a bunch of them that we already went over in previous ones.

918
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:21,000
Let's see.

919
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,600
Let's see here.

920
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:24,480
Okay.

921
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:32,960
Would you rather be punched in the dick by Dolph Lundgren and Dolph Lundgren is the guy

922
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,400
off of Rocky IV.

923
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,400
Yeah.

924
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:36,400
I think it's Rocky IV.

925
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:37,400
Yeah.

926
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:38,400
The blonde hair Russian.

927
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:39,400
Yeah.

928
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:46,000
Or have Danny DeVito have anal sex with you while he grabs at your hair, sweats profusely

929
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,160
and talks like the penguin.

930
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:49,160
Oh.

931
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,160
Oh.

932
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:51,160
Oh.

933
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,800
Yes, I'm going to have a very bad injury to my penis.

934
00:49:54,800 --> 00:50:00,160
Dude, we've been, we've been hitting a nuts many a times.

935
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,160
You know what?

936
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:02,160
You're right.

937
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:03,160
You're right.

938
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:04,160
What's one more?

939
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:05,160
You know what?

940
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:06,160
One more.

941
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,160
It would be like.

942
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:08,160
Other than it is from Dolph Lundgren.

943
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:11,160
But it would be like old times, right?

944
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:14,960
I wonder if we could have a tape recorder of me and you laughing.

945
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:19,640
Like whenever, whenever Dolph Lundgren cracks me in the balls, I could hear you laughing

946
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:22,920
and it would invoke old fond memories.

947
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:31,160
And then while he's cracking you in the balls, like me and I, maybe I could find a, some

948
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,520
sort of excerpt of my brother laughing.

949
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:34,520
Yeah.

950
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,240
Oh, we definitely have to have that.

951
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:39,520
Oh, you probably want to get hit in the balls again, just to hear it.

952
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:40,520
Right?

953
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:41,520
Yes, I would.

954
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:42,520
Yeah.

955
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:43,520
You'd be like, come on Dolph, one more time.

956
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,400
I want to hear John and Mark laughing.

957
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:50,560
It brings me back to a fond place in life, even though it hurt like hell.

958
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:53,960
So all right.

959
00:50:53,960 --> 00:51:11,800
Would you rather have the ability to stop time or become invisible in every way?

960
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,800
I think invisible.

961
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,200
I would rather stop time.

962
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:18,200
You know what?

963
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,200
Whew.

964
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:20,200
Boy, this is close for me.

965
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,800
I could have so much more fun stopping time.

966
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:23,800
Yeah, me too.

967
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:24,800
Switching things around.

968
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:25,800
You know what?

969
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:26,800
That would be so much fun.

970
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:27,800
Me too.

971
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:28,800
Me too.

972
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:29,800
Good point.

973
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:30,800
The tricks we could play on people.

974
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:34,240
And while you stop time, you'd be invisible anyhow.

975
00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:36,680
No one would see you because their time stopped.

976
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:37,800
They're off in lala land.

977
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:38,800
They're not there, right?

978
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:39,800
You freeze two people.

979
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:40,800
Walk up.

980
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:41,800
Take one.

981
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:42,800
They're not there.

982
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:48,480
Walk up, take one, there's fingers, sticks it in the other one's nose, and bring him

983
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:49,480
back.

984
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:50,480
I'm not that nice.

985
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,960
I'd stick it up his ass.

986
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:54,960
I was trying to be nice.

987
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,840
You know what I'd do?

988
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:06,040
I would take a certain old boss of mine, take his pants off, put him over the desk.

989
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:11,720
And then I would take a dildo and stick it in his ass crack.

990
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:16,080
Not in him, because that's a little too vulgar, but on his ass crack.

991
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,080
And I would pull.

992
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:18,080
I would be illegal at that point.

993
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,080
Yeah, yeah.

994
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,520
And a little nightie on him.

995
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:22,640
And a wig.

996
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:27,960
And I would take all of their business associates and put them in the same room and then let

997
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:29,960
them wake up at the same time.

998
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:34,200
Wouldn't that be great?

999
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,840
All of a sudden they're like, I would love it.

1000
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:37,840
That would be funny.

1001
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,680
That would be funny.

1002
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:41,080
And then there's other things.

1003
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:43,640
You know what?

1004
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:49,840
Let's come up with a list of what would we do if we stopped time.

1005
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:50,840
You want to do that?

1006
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:51,840
Okay.

1007
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:52,840
All right.

1008
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:53,840
Okay.

1009
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:58,360
A list of what we will do when we learn how to stop time.

1010
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:00,360
This is going to be interesting, Rob.

1011
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,360
Oh gosh.

1012
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,360
Yeah.

1013
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:04,360
Yep.

1014
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:05,360
Okay.

1015
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:06,360
All right.

1016
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,280
We will do that.

1017
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:13,600
There's no timeline, just whenever you feel your list is done and I feel my list is done,

1018
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,480
we'll get together and go, okay, here it is.

1019
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:18,480
Does that sound good?

1020
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:19,480
Yes.

1021
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:26,000
I'll be coming up with some at work.

1022
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,000
Okay.

1023
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Me too.

1024
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,440
Okay.

1025
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:41,480
Would you rather be forced to masturbate and to orgasm 10 times a day or never to be able

1026
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:44,440
to orgasm ever again?

1027
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:45,920
My dick is going to be raw.

1028
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:46,920
Oh yeah.

1029
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:47,920
Yeah.

1030
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:48,920
Oh my God.

1031
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:49,920
It's going to be raw.

1032
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:55,360
Oh, hey, I got something I'm going to tell.

1033
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:58,320
I'm going to tell my raw dick story.

1034
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:01,760
Have you ever heard my raw dick story?

1035
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:03,200
No.

1036
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:04,400
Okay.

1037
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,880
This was a long time ago, right?

1038
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:11,200
I was trying to get some stink finger.

1039
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:16,720
So I'm making out with this chick in the back of the car, but she will not take her pants

1040
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:17,720
off.

1041
00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:24,680
So I'm dry humping her and my friend BJ was driving and I'm dry humping her for like hours.

1042
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:27,960
I wasn't wearing underwear because I'm a rebel.

1043
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,200
I was commando free balling.

1044
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:33,480
So my dick was rubbing up against the zipper that whole time.

1045
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:34,480
Okay.

1046
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:39,440
And you know, after a while, you know, after you rubbed like that for so long, it kind

1047
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:41,000
of becomes numb.

1048
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,000
Yeah.

1049
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,000
Okay.

1050
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:47,360
Well, anyhow, so like I said, we're back there for hours doing this and she just would not

1051
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:48,360
give in.

1052
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:52,640
So I was like, okay, finally it ends, you know, and we're starting to run low on gas

1053
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:55,600
and BJ's yawning and starting to swerve a little bit.

1054
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,020
So I'm like, okay, fuck.

1055
00:54:57,020 --> 00:54:59,200
So I'm like, all right, man, well, I got to get home.

1056
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:00,860
So we stop our shenanigans.

1057
00:55:00,860 --> 00:55:08,760
So I go home and I go to take a piss and my dick is bloody raw from the zipper.

1058
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:10,000
So I'm like, oh shit, man.

1059
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,780
Oh fuck, that hurts.

1060
00:55:11,780 --> 00:55:17,140
So the only thing I could do to get it to quit bleeding and sticking to me was take

1061
00:55:17,140 --> 00:55:20,000
toilet paper and wrap it around my dick.

1062
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,380
Okay.

1063
00:55:21,380 --> 00:55:27,640
So I pass out, I wake up in the morning and it's scabbed over with the toilet paper on

1064
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:28,640
it.

1065
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:29,640
Oh my God.

1066
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:30,640
Oh yeah.

1067
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:33,280
And I'm like, oh my God, what am I going to do?

1068
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:38,920
So I had to run my dick under warm water and it hurt like hell.

1069
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:45,040
I had to run it under there for like 10 minutes to get all of the fucking toilet paper that

1070
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,440
was scabbed over off of it.

1071
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:49,780
And then I had to stop.

1072
00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:55,000
And I had to scrub it a little bit with soap and water so it wouldn't get infected because

1073
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,880
it started to look a little reddish.

1074
00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:59,320
And I was like, oh shit.

1075
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:01,320
And I was like, I can't go to the doctor.

1076
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:02,960
Oh my God, this would be too embarrassing.

1077
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,960
You know, it's like, what'd you do?

1078
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:10,280
Well, um, well, uh, you know, and by that time the doctor's already caught on.

1079
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:13,320
He's like, okay, whatever, you know, just embarrassing.

1080
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:14,320
Okay.

1081
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:21,320
And I probably didn't have the money to see a doctor anyhow and also the, it just sucked.

1082
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:26,800
So you know, I'm, I'm like 10 minutes running under warm water and then I had to scrub it

1083
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:27,800
and everything.

1084
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:35,380
And anyhow, um, I had to drip dry and wear, um, sweats for about a week until it healed

1085
00:56:35,380 --> 00:56:39,200
up enough to where I could go back to wearing jeans.

1086
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:41,240
Oh man.

1087
00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:42,560
Yes.

1088
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:52,680
So I know someone that did BJ.

1089
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:57,160
Oh, I've had poison down there a few times.

1090
00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:03,760
Well, when I was younger, I used to be highly allergic to it.

1091
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:04,760
Yeah.

1092
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:09,960
I'm still highly allergic to it, but I haven't had it on me on my penis at all.

1093
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:10,960
So that's good.

1094
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:11,960
Yeah.

1095
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:14,160
I finally learned what.

1096
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:15,160
Yeah.

1097
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:17,240
And you know that, you know how that happens.

1098
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:18,240
Don't you?

1099
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:21,400
You're out there cutting weeds or something and then you go to take a piss in the corner.

1100
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:22,400
That's how that happens.

1101
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:23,400
Exactly.

1102
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:24,400
Yeah.

1103
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:25,400
Exactly.

1104
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:26,400
Yeah.

1105
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:27,400
Yep.

1106
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:28,400
So, yep.

1107
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:29,400
I've had that happen before when I was younger.

1108
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,880
I'm like, how in the hell did I get it here?

1109
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:34,000
And I had to go to the doctor over it, right?

1110
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:38,080
And you know, say I have poison ivy on my penis.

1111
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,280
I'm like, shit, this sucks.

1112
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:43,120
So I go to the doctor and I go, really?

1113
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:44,400
I don't know how I got it there.

1114
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,040
And he goes, I'll tell you how.

1115
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:48,400
He said, were you cleaning off the fence line?

1116
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:49,400
Yeah.

1117
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:53,840
Did you not want to go inside and wash your hands and use the bathroom inside?

1118
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:54,840
Yeah.

1119
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:56,560
Did you take a piss in the corner?

1120
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:57,560
Yeah.

1121
00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:58,560
That's how you got it.

1122
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:03,440
I was like, you know what, you know what, sir, you're right.

1123
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:04,880
Case in point.

1124
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:09,520
So, okay.

1125
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:13,240
This next one is gruesome and we'll go ahead and call it our last one and then we can call

1126
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:17,440
this a podcast is unless you want to go longer.

1127
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:20,880
If you have anything else you want to say or whatever, it's fine with me.

1128
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:21,880
Yeah.

1129
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:29,040
I had one little story I'd like to get to because it's about a band that we used to

1130
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:30,040
listen to all the time.

1131
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:31,040
You know what?

1132
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:34,000
Go ahead and go with that because this next question is really, really gross.

1133
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,000
Okay.

1134
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,000
Here.

1135
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,000
Here's what it is.

1136
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:42,720
I don't necessarily like it, but would you rather eat a dead baby or a live one?

1137
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:43,720
Okay.

1138
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:56,360
Steven Pursy recalls Robbie and I being given an F3 guitar roll and we're out to one demarcation.

1139
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:57,360
Demartini.

1140
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:58,360
You got me on that.

1141
00:58:58,360 --> 00:58:59,360
Okay.

1142
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:00,360
Yeah, that was distracting.

1143
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:01,360
No, that's okay.

1144
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:02,360
Oh my God.

1145
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:08,760
I was just doing that so the people that do know him know who you're talking about.

1146
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:09,760
Anyhow, go ahead.

1147
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:10,760
Yeah, yeah.

1148
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:18,080
Rat frontman Steven Pursy continues to pay tribute to his deceased former bandmate and

1149
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:19,080
guitarist Robin Crosby.

1150
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:27,480
The following message was posted on Rat's Facebook page earlier today, which was a few

1151
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:28,480
days ago.

1152
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:29,480
Okay.

1153
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:36,480
All hail Rat, the two best guitarists to ever have come coming through tons of Marshall

1154
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:38,480
stacks at you.

1155
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:45,480
Warren Demartini and Robin King Crosby, 83 to 91.

1156
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:52,880
Robin was very genuine in giving up his main role as lead guitarist to one right from the

1157
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:53,880
start.

1158
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:54,880
No ego.

1159
00:59:54,880 --> 01:00:02,280
That was what's good for our band, but only gave Warren space to progress even faster

1160
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:05,320
as lead guitarist for the band.

1161
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:12,320
He earned it and playing all the shows hundreds and hundreds didn't earn it.

1162
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:13,320
You know what?

1163
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:17,760
I actually knew that story, but I knew it a long time ago and there's quite a bit more

1164
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:18,760
to it.

1165
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:24,600
I think they did a rough draft of it, but Warren Demartini was heralded as one of the

1166
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:27,000
virtuoso greats of the eighties.

1167
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:31,280
There's like first start off Randy Rhoades, Eddie Van Halen, right?

1168
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:44,480
Then it went on to the Jakey Lees, the George Lynch's, the Reb Beaches, the Warren Demartini's.

1169
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:45,480
Okay.

1170
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:49,440
Warren Demartini was very well known around the rock circuit as one of the best guitarists

1171
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:52,000
out there and he was, he's very good.

1172
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:57,920
So they wanted to get this guy to bring attention to the band and it did.

1173
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:02,320
It helped him get signed from what I read.

1174
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:06,460
If what I remember is correct, I read this several years ago, it helped him get signed.

1175
01:01:06,460 --> 01:01:11,200
So Robin was the one that actually suggested getting the guy.

1176
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:16,980
I do believe he was the one that said, look, I'm a better rhythm and he does play, he did

1177
01:01:16,980 --> 01:01:18,440
play lead and he's very good.

1178
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:26,920
God rest his soul, but he was very good at lead, but he was not Warren Demartini good.

1179
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:30,760
It brought so much attention to the band that it actually helped them get a major label

1180
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:32,880
signing.

1181
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:39,000
So Robin Crosby was a very integral part of them actually getting signed by a major label

1182
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:48,880
because he was able to put his ego aside and let have, you know, to let this, I'm sorry,

1183
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:51,200
the hydrocodone's kicking in pretty good right now.

1184
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:54,280
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1185
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:59,800
So anyhow, to let Warren Demartini come in and then the story is written.

1186
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:05,000
And all I got to say about that is too bad his best friend can't follow suit, Nicky Six.

1187
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,000
Yeah.

1188
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,000
Yeah.

1189
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,000
Very disappointed.

1190
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:11,800
I have always, always been a Robin Crosby fan.

1191
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:12,920
Oh, I loved him, man.

1192
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:13,920
He was awesome.

1193
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:19,520
I mean, he was just like this big hulking guy with this blonde hair and just like, I

1194
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:21,400
mean, I don't, I think he dyed his hair blonde.

1195
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:27,880
It was dark actually, but his look was like kind of like, I don't know, kind of like half

1196
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:30,840
McMarr's half Vince Neil only Hugh.

1197
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:31,840
Yeah.

1198
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:32,840
Yeah.

1199
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:33,840
He was, yeah, anyhow.

1200
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:34,840
So, all righty.

1201
01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:38,480
Let's go ahead and call that a wrap because I think I'm going to go 990.

1202
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:39,480
Everybody.

1203
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:40,480
Sounds good.

1204
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:41,480
Thank you for listening.

1205
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:42,480
Hydrocodone rules.

1206
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:47,240
This is Mark signing off in La La Land.

1207
01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:49,040
Rob, thank you.

1208
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:51,800
Good night, everybody.

1209
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:52,800
Good night, everybody.

1210
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:53,800
Don't go too hard.

1211
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:54,800
No.

1212
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:58,840
And don't forget, if you keep playing with it, you'll go blind.

1213
01:02:58,840 --> 01:02:59,840
Right?

1214
01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:02,120
That is a fact.

1215
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:03,120
Yes.

1216
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:05,760
Rob and I stopped just right in time.

1217
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:06,760
Right in time.

1218
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:11,040
Him and I walked up to each other and we bumped into each other in the hallway.

1219
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:12,040
And I said, let me guess.

1220
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:13,040
And he goes, yeah.

1221
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:14,040
I go, we better slow down.

1222
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:15,040
Yeah.

1223
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:18,480
I mean, I'm not the cheaters now.

1224
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:24,520
So yeah, I actually, we made each other where these very abrasive gloves for two weeks and

1225
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:26,200
we're able to see again.

1226
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:27,200
Yeah.

1227
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:28,200
Yeah.

1228
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:29,200
Yeah.

1229
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:30,200
I hope this makes sense tomorrow.

1230
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:31,200
Have a good night.

1231
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,200
Good night, everybody.