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Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue

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waters of the Missouri River, it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone Podcast.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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Could I throw away all my socks, then only buy 30 pair of one kind of sock?

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Will they eventually not match up?

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Hmph, I may never know.

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Hello, this is Satan.

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You might know me from my pet name, Inflation.

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I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to Two Douchebags

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and Microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

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I sit there and reflect on all the souls I burned that day.

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Enjoy.

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Two Douchebags and a Microphone, I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Welcome everybody, this is a Sunday night edition of us, although it will not be posted

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Sunday night, it will be posted sometime later, Tuesday, something like that, maybe Wednesday,

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who knows.

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But, anyhow, the Chiefs, as we sit, are 4-1 atop the AFC West.

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Now Patrick Mahomes has beaten all 31 teams in the shortest amount of time ever, just

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like he passed 25,000 yards, just like everything he's done, but I still feel, I still get all

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this cheap heat from these haters.

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Oh man, the referees are giving them all.

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Okay, so the 25,000 yards were referees, the beating all 31 teams was referees, the two

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out of four Super Bowls and was in the third one but lost, that's all referees, all that.

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Well I'll tell you what, what an amazing, lucky career, huh?

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It's time these guys just fucking call it for what it is, you know, quit motherfucking

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the guy and just say, you know what, this guy is one of the greatest ever, he may go

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down as the greatest ever.

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Okay, I wish my team would have got him and not you guys, you know, that's what they should

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say.

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As we speak, the Buffalo Bills faltered, they've lost to the, oh shit, who was it, Jacksonville.

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Yeah, Jacksonville.

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And so Cincinnati didn't look highly impressive against the very, very weak Arizona Cardinals.

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There's no teams at AFC, I mean the Dolphins are looking good but they seem to have some

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holes in what they're doing too.

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So unfortunately people love it or hate it but it sounds to me like a lot of people hate

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it but Chiefs are still your big boys in the AFC and every but like I just posted not too

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long ago on social media, all 31 of you say you're sorry to your daddy.

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Say you're sorry to your daddy.

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All 31 of you lucky fucking bastards or unlucky bastards because you live in the Mahomes era

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so, anyhow, that's enough of that because we already know we have the man so here's

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a bucket of shit, feel free to eat it even though you'll never admit it.

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Flyover is kicking your ass every fucking time and you hate it and you know what, I

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love it.

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Anyhow, how about, well first off, Rob how you doing tonight, you doing good?

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I'm doing good, I'm doing good.

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I've had a nice relaxing day, just did some house work and I listened to the game on the

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radio seeing how it's the only way I can hear it.

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Did you listen to it naked?

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Oh yeah I did.

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The kids left, I had to house to myself.

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Alright good, good.

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Me and the two dogs and two cats.

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Okay cool, cool.

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As long as you're naked, was your hairy asshole swaying in the wind?

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Yeah you gotta let it breeze over now.

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Yeah, yeah of course.

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You have something that profound and beautiful, you have to leave it out to be admired.

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Oh yeah, yeah.

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Yeah good.

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Well anyhow, did you get any more asshole pics or anything?

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No, not today.

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What the hell people?

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I'm gonna put in another couple promos, I really gotta pump these people, I mean I swear.

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You know, you guys were on a roll, Senator Rob all kinds of nice asshole pictures and

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then the one thing, you know the one with the both things.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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But yeah all of a sudden it's just like, nah we're not gonna do it anymore.

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You guys are teasers, that's what you are.

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I think what we might do is we just might finalize this one and if I have more pop up,

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we'll do like we're doing the hairy asshole.

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Next winter take on this one.

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Yeah, you know what, I mean yeah I don't think there's anything left to say except man, if

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no one else is gonna participate then we're just gonna go ahead and pick the winner here

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and you guys are shit out of luck.

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So once we pick the winner, that is the winner of the asshole sent to Rob contest.

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So anyhow, and I guess it just became a contest, it didn't exactly start off like that, it

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started off me just fucking giving you shit, you know trying to get people to send pictures

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of their dicks to you or something so it wouldn't bother you, but instead you embraced it and

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you said send more and then it's like, oh shit okay well alright and now it's got to

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where it is to where it's a contest.

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So if you wanna, if you.

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You know we are pretty competitive.

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Yes, yeah that's right.

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So anyhow there's only a few days left, if you don't want to be left out in the cold

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with your asshole pic you better get it to Rob.

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So anyhow.

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And the temperatures are dropping right now.

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Yes, yes.

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They will literally be in the cold.

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They will be, yes.

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So anyhow, you guys are gonna have to listen to my 16 year old Chihuahua in the other room

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that keeps barking periodically because I think she thinks she sees something that's

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probably not there.

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She's 16, give her a break.

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So anyhow, I was gonna start off with alternative swear words, but how about this?

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Did you know that you can buy McDonald's chicken nuggets, the McChicken nuggets in Walmart

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now?

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Yeah, yeah they just came out with it.

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So this is according to Yahoo Life, if there's one thing we'll never be able to get enough

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of it's fast food secrets and between the following, the president of the fast food

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secrets club, Jordan, whatever his name is anyhow, I'm not gonna pimp him.

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He's on TikTok, you know what, you can find him.

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Anyhow, he's a guy that does the menu hacks and stuff like that, like McDonald's secret

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menu McBrunch burger and I'll get into them in another episode.

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There's all these hacks and stuff that this guy came up with and the McDouble Big Mac

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instead of a traditional Big Mac.

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He's a guy that figured this out.

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So anyhow, here's what it says, okay, where to buy copycat McDonald's chicken nuggets?

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And I guess I thought that McDonald's made them, I guess they don't.

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They're just a copycat recipe that tastes just like it according to this article.

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If you want the chicken nugget experience from home, that is probably a bit cheaper.

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Look for Pilgrim's brand Tempura chicken nuggets, says Mike Harass, a former McDonald's corporate

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chef in a TikTok video.

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Okay, then this guy would really know.

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There you have it folks, if you want something as good as the chicken McNugget, but from

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the comfort of your own kitchen, look for the Pilgrim's brand.

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Harass, I'm just gonna call it Harass, I think this sea is silent.

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Says the knockoff chicken nuggets are sold at Walmart, which is true, but you have to

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know what to look for.

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The Tempura style chicken breast nuggets that Harass is referring to are made by the brand

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Pilgrim's Pride, which is owned by the larger Pilgrim's Corporation.

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These chicken nuggets can be available at Kroger owned stores like Kroger and Fred Meyer

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and HEB, but Pilgrim's owns another brand, Country Pride, that sells Tempura raw chicken

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breast.

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So anyhow, without going into a little bit more of this, this is a copycat version of

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the chicken nuggets.

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This is not the actual version, but the former McDonald's chef said that this is the same

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thing when you taste it.

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So there you go.

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Go there, get a cheaper version, fucking throw them in the oven or whatever and tell your

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kids you threw away the sack.

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Here's your McNuggets, right?

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Yeah.

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So anyhow, all right, got that one out of the way.

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Now a little bit later on, I got an iCall Bullshit.

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Okay, good.

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And you know what?

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Let's just go ahead.

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Let's take a break so I can throw in the promo of the iCall Bullshit.

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And anyhow, since we're on McDonald's, I'm calling Bullshit on McDonald's.

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And I think you're probably smart enough to realize why I'm calling Bullshit on McDonald's.

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So anyhow, let's take a little break and I'll be right back.

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Oh no, it looks like someone's on their high horse again.

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It's another episode of iCall Bullshit.

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Bullshit.

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Again.

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Pardon me?

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I said again.

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Again.

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Last year at this time, we have a segment called iCall Bullshit.

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I called Bullshit on McDonald's for ending the McRib forever.

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Well, I didn't believe this.

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I said it was cheap publicity stunt and sure enough, magically the McRib is back.

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I also called out how it was going to go down.

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I said a groundswell bluegrass effort on the internet, then McD folds.

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And that's what they did.

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McD's was like, oh no, everybody wants it back.

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Oh my God, we better bring it back.

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Sure enough, the story I'm getting is that I'm calling Bullshit once again on McDonald's

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and putting them in the Bullshit Hall of Fame for being the only subject to be called out

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two times.

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Motley is getting really close to being called out two times.

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But as of right now, McDonald's is the sole owner of a two time iCall Bullshit winner.

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So they go to the Hall of Fame and they stay there.

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That sound reasonable?

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All right.

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Okay.

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McD's, you've done it.

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Oh, hey, hey.

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Yeah.

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They just made the ass paddle Hall of Fame last time.

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I know.

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I know.

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So anyhow, yeah, McD's is probably like, come on guys, what the hell?

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What do we do?

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Well, I'll tell you what you did is you did cheap, it's actually brilliant because anytime

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you end in McRib, every fucking station in America is talking about it.

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And then when you bring it back, people talk about how you were never going to bring it

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back.

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And then you did.

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So it's it's I mean, it's free fucking publicity.

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People like me and you were talking about it.

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So there you go.

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It's really brilliant.

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But I call bullshit on him.

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I could see through it from the very start.

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We know what's happening.

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We know, you know, so anyhow, how about if we go into some alternative swear words, Rob?

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All right.

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Sounds good.

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Okay, cool.

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Well, all right.

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Like I said, the people have been listening to us for a long time.

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They know exactly what this is.

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And this is like, let's say you're in in a store and there's a bunch of people around

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and you can't call someone a dumb son of a bitch or a cocksucker or something, right.

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But they really deserve to be okay.

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Like maybe your friend comes by and crop dust you or something and then takes off.

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Everybody looks at you thinking you're the one that invaded everybody's nostrils with

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that stink.

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But you weren't.

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And then you look around the corner, your friends over there going, hee hee hee, pointing

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at you and you're like, fuck.

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So you want to call him a stupid son of a bitch or a cocksucker or whatever, but you

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can't.

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Let's say you're in church and he crop dust you or something and you can't do it or at

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school or whatever around kids.

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So back when we were teenagers, we came up with alternative words to mean the same thing

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as cuss words.

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And I used to do this in school and there wasn't anything I could do about it.

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They knew that I was calling the person a motherfucker or something like that, but they

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couldn't prove it because the word just meant something else.

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So this is a combination of the word and how you say it.

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And here's my list.

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My first one, call someone a Dutch oven.

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Yep.

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Yeah.

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A Dutch oven means both things.

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A Dutch oven is something that you bury in the ground with hot coals and cook things,

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okay?

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Especially in camping.

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And the Dutch oven is where you fucking rip one and you throw the sheets over whoever

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and you make them fucking smell it.

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I think we've all been a victim and the perpetrator of a Dutch oven, right?

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So, and there's not an ass face.

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I heard people refer to a Dutch oven calling it an ass face.

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An ass face is where you take someone's head and you stick it right on your ass and you

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fart.

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That is an ass face.

241
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That is not a Dutch oven.

242
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And I'm getting tired of people getting the two mixed up.

243
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A Dutch oven is exactly what I said.

244
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You have to be in bed with the person and the covers are there.

245
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You fucking crack one out and then you throw the covers over them to where they can't escape

246
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and you hear gasping for air and crying and shaking.

247
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And then finally they have to succumb and just eat your own fart.

248
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It's not a good deal.

249
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So, anyhow, the next one you can call people, ball of yarn.

250
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And that's like something cats play with or you can crochet or knit with it.

251
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I think same with enough forests that's pretty going, hey, you ball of yarn.

252
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I'm not a ball of yarn.

253
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Next one.

254
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I mean, I don't know.

255
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It made sense at the time but now I'm kind of like, I don't know.

256
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Beef slider.

257
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What do you think, Rob?

258
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Are you going to give them a thumbs down?

259
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Look, they can't all be gems.

260
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I'll accept it.

261
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I know.

262
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I know.

263
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I could kind of see it.

264
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I think with enough forests and pointy, beef slider, I could see it kind of, yeah.

265
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Yeah, I don't know.

266
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You know what?

267
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It's not one of the best.

268
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Yeah, yeah.

269
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They can't all be gems.

270
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Okay.

271
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The next one.

272
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Call someone an otter pelt.

273
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Oh, there you go.

274
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That's a pretty good one.

275
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Yeah.

276
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Yeah.

277
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Someone does something like fucking flicks you in the nuts or something.

278
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Are you otter pelt?

279
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Then they're over there going, yeah.

280
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How do I respond to that?

281
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I'm not an otter pelt.

282
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What the hell?

283
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So, hey, that one's, that's pretty good.

284
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This next one I love.

285
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Call someone a fruit roll-up.

286
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I love that one.

287
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You look at someone go, hey.

288
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Oh, yeah.

289
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Oh, yeah.

290
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I like that one.

291
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That fucking fruit roll-up over there, they tell him to go fuck himself.

292
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What, that guy?

293
00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:52,700
Yeah, yeah, that fruit roll-up right there.

294
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Next one.

295
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I got a stand-up on that one.

296
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All right, cool, cool.

297
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I'm glad I got that.

298
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Yeah, that's it.

299
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Oh.

300
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Yeah.

301
00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:04,420
Yeah.

302
00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:05,420
The next one.

303
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Pawn shop.

304
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That means, you know, you're taking secondhand stuff.

305
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People are selling you for crack.

306
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Yeah.

307
00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:17,620
Okay, like I said, they're not all gems.

308
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That one will work.

309
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It's just not the best.

310
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It will work, but it's just not the best.

311
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How about that?

312
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Is that good?

313
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Yeah, yeah.

314
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I kind of like it.

315
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Okay, cool.

316
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The next one I really like because it's used so much.

317
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Fake news.

318
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Hey, you fake news.

319
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

320
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Hey, look, man, am I running on the bottom of the barrel here, maybe?

321
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I don't know.

322
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I will.

323
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I don't care.

324
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Let's see.

325
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What was the next one?

326
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Oh, I like- Well, most news is fake news.

327
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That's true.

328
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Yeah.

329
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Call someone fake news, you got a wide variety, don't you?

330
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Next one.

331
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Sardine.

332
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Oh.

333
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:10,380
Yeah, you're like a little fish packed in mustard oil and salt.

334
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Yeah.

335
00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:12,380
Yeah.

336
00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:13,380
Yeah.

337
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You sardine.

338
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Ugh.

339
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:21,460
This next one I really like just because it's fucking weird.

340
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Call someone a tulip bulb.

341
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Or you could just call them a flowering tulip.

342
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You flowering tulip.

343
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Just-

344
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Either one would work.

345
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Yeah, it would.

346
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This next one I like because it's longer and it makes people stop in their tracks while

347
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you're calling them it and it gives them that just second of what?

348
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Call them a royalty-free love song.

349
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A royalty-free love song?

350
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Please take it back.

351
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:06,300
No!

352
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:07,300
No!

353
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:10,300
Oh, let's see.

354
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:19,500
Oh, this next one I love.

355
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,500
Cheap Christmas decoration.

356
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:27,180
Yeah, I like that one.

357
00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:33,220
Cheap Christmas decoration.

358
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:36,940
Next one, you'll have to live around Kansas City to understand this, but Rob, you will

359
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get this.

360
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Time share on Lake Giacomo.

361
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It's about like having a time share on a sewage lagoon.

362
00:19:52,180 --> 00:19:56,860
You could even say that, but around here you'd call someone a time share on Lake Giacomo.

363
00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:59,860
It's like, oh!

364
00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:00,860
Oh!

365
00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:08,860
Oh, yeah, let's go out there on the floating turds and the fucking HIV needles.

366
00:20:08,860 --> 00:20:09,860
Yay!

367
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:16,540
And then this next one I love because it's like a Medlin pussy if you call him this.

368
00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:18,260
Neighborhood watch group.

369
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:22,620
That's a good one.

370
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:25,220
That's a good one.

371
00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:27,980
I like that one quite a bit.

372
00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:33,980
Anyhow, that is the end of those ones right there.

373
00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:39,620
So, Rob, do you have anything you want to get to?

374
00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:43,660
Yeah, I got a little story here off Blabbermouth.

375
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:44,660
Okay.

376
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,660
What is going on?

377
00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:53,100
Legacy recording is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Ozzy Osbourne's third studio

378
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album, Bark at the Moon.

379
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By releasing it on translucent cobalt blue vinyl on November 17th.

380
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Bark at the Moon was the first Ozzy album to feature guitarist Jakey Lee after the tragic

381
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loss of guitarist Randy Rhoades and had a slightly different musical approach than Osbourne's

382
00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:19,180
first two studio releases.

383
00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:25,940
Finally released around Halloween of 1983, the LP featured Rock and Roll Rebel, Waiting

384
00:21:25,940 --> 00:21:33,740
for Darkness, Sinner of Eternity and the title track which was featured prominently on MTV.

385
00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:40,340
This remastered edition features a replica of the poster that was included in the initial

386
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:42,340
pressings of the album.

387
00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:49,660
LP is also the inspiration for a new Funko Pop figure.

388
00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:58,220
It features a flopped vinyl Ozzy transformed into a werewolf and standing 3.9 inches tall

389
00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:05,680
standing in front of the cover art from the album and housed in a protective hard case.

390
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:10,300
So it's like a pop-up?

391
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:12,820
It's called a Funko Pop figure.

392
00:22:12,820 --> 00:22:18,460
I think it means it pops up, you take out the sleeve and it pops up and it's like a

393
00:22:18,460 --> 00:22:21,420
little werewolf Ozzy thing.

394
00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:23,020
That's what I think it means.

395
00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:29,340
But I'll look it up a little bit later and I'll find out but I think that's what it means.

396
00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:31,100
That's cool, that's really cool.

397
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:35,860
But I'm really disappointed that the article did not mention this one song.

398
00:22:35,860 --> 00:22:42,020
This was Ozzy's first solo ballad and it did very well.

399
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:43,020
It's called So Tired.

400
00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:44,020
Remember that song?

401
00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:45,020
Right.

402
00:22:45,020 --> 00:22:46,020
Yeah.

403
00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:47,020
Right, right.

404
00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:48,020
I agree.

405
00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:50,020
It didn't mention it.

406
00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:54,940
Yeah I don't know why they would not have mentioned that because that actually did very

407
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:57,620
well chart wise.

408
00:22:57,620 --> 00:23:02,900
Bark At The Moon was the hit if you will off the album.

409
00:23:02,900 --> 00:23:07,580
Rock n' Roll Rebel was like the real rock song, right?

410
00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:08,580
Yeah.

411
00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:09,580
Yeah.

412
00:23:09,580 --> 00:23:11,700
I mean Jakey Lee just fucking blisters on that song.

413
00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:12,700
It's just something else.

414
00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:17,140
I mean it's like punch in the mouth fucking hard rock.

415
00:23:17,140 --> 00:23:18,500
It's great.

416
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:20,460
But So Tired was a gem on that.

417
00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:22,140
I mean it's really good.

418
00:23:22,140 --> 00:23:27,180
And it really brought a lot of more acclaim to Ozzy because people were like, oh he's

419
00:23:27,180 --> 00:23:32,380
fat, fucking washed up, has been all that stuff and everything, right?

420
00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:37,100
Well when he came out with that it showed that he could be a little bit more multi-directional

421
00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:39,660
than anyone ever thought.

422
00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:45,460
And I enjoyed the song and I thought it was really good and it did well on the chart.

423
00:23:45,460 --> 00:23:49,980
So I'm kind of surprised that it did not, it was not mentioned in that article.

424
00:23:49,980 --> 00:23:51,980
But okay, anyhow go ahead.

425
00:23:51,980 --> 00:23:54,180
Bro that was it.

426
00:23:54,180 --> 00:23:55,780
That was it.

427
00:23:55,780 --> 00:23:56,780
Okay.

428
00:23:56,780 --> 00:23:57,780
Oh cool.

429
00:23:57,780 --> 00:23:58,780
I love that article.

430
00:23:58,780 --> 00:23:59,780
Cool.

431
00:23:59,780 --> 00:24:00,780
I love that man.

432
00:24:00,780 --> 00:24:03,940
I'm, who knows man, if I get really silly I might just get it.

433
00:24:03,940 --> 00:24:08,180
But I'm trying to not get too much, I've got so much memorabilia.

434
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:09,180
And I got stuff right now.

435
00:24:09,180 --> 00:24:13,660
I think that would end up being a collector's.

436
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:14,660
Yes.

437
00:24:14,660 --> 00:24:15,820
The blue cobalt, yeah.

438
00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:17,860
I've already got all these collector's stuff.

439
00:24:17,860 --> 00:24:18,860
I mean I.

440
00:24:18,860 --> 00:24:19,860
Yeah that's true.

441
00:24:19,860 --> 00:24:20,860
Yeah.

442
00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:24,940
I mean I got like tons of it that I just don't get to.

443
00:24:24,940 --> 00:24:29,140
Including old concert shirts that I probably sell right now for I don't know 800, 900 bucks

444
00:24:29,140 --> 00:24:30,140
a pop.

445
00:24:30,140 --> 00:24:31,140
Right.

446
00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:37,260
The one that's the most acclaimed that people are after the most is it's an original I think

447
00:24:37,260 --> 00:24:41,380
1992 or three.

448
00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:43,660
The first No More Tours.

449
00:24:43,660 --> 00:24:45,380
Oh.

450
00:24:45,380 --> 00:24:54,460
It has a sketch of Ozzy sitting on the shitter reading a magazine.

451
00:24:54,460 --> 00:24:56,180
It's a really cool shirt.

452
00:24:56,180 --> 00:24:57,180
And if I think about it.

453
00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:58,180
I bet.

454
00:24:58,180 --> 00:25:04,140
If I think about it what I will do is I will post that shirt.

455
00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:05,220
I'll go find it.

456
00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:07,220
I think I know exactly where it's at.

457
00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:08,220
I'll go find it.

458
00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:09,540
I'll post it and let everybody see it.

459
00:25:09,540 --> 00:25:15,020
And anyhow that is one that people like offer me a really good amount of money for.

460
00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:16,020
And I bet.

461
00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:17,020
I don't know.

462
00:25:17,020 --> 00:25:18,020
I made part with it.

463
00:25:18,020 --> 00:25:19,020
I don't know.

464
00:25:19,020 --> 00:25:20,020
I'm not doing anything with them.

465
00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:22,060
I mean I barely even look at them anymore.

466
00:25:22,060 --> 00:25:23,540
So anyhow.

467
00:25:23,540 --> 00:25:27,220
But I have a ton of stuff like that that I could get rid of.

468
00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:30,420
And then I have a Motley Crue one that's interesting.

469
00:25:30,420 --> 00:25:38,220
Remember 1997 when they all got back together and they did Shout at the Devil 97 redub?

470
00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:39,220
Yeah.

471
00:25:39,220 --> 00:25:40,220
Yeah.

472
00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:41,900
I have that shirt.

473
00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:43,780
Oh cool.

474
00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:48,580
I'm probably the only bastard in the whole world that has that shirt.

475
00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:50,380
No one else cared about it.

476
00:25:50,380 --> 00:25:51,380
And that thing's cool.

477
00:25:51,380 --> 00:25:55,260
And then the other thing I just remembered that I have that I think people I haven't

478
00:25:55,260 --> 00:26:00,700
even announced this at all to try to sell it is this right here.

479
00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:02,820
I have Motley Crue Coordinary.

480
00:26:02,820 --> 00:26:06,260
Have you ever heard of that?

481
00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:12,180
Coordinary is you can only get it when you bought the Motley Crue self titled CD with

482
00:26:12,180 --> 00:26:13,700
John Krabi.

483
00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:15,380
You can only get it through mail in.

484
00:26:15,380 --> 00:26:18,280
It was inside the CD case.

485
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:22,540
It was a little piece of paper that said it's eight.

486
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:24,260
No, no.

487
00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:28,420
It's eight original songs and they're like solo songs.

488
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:33,420
It's almost like Kiss's solo stuff only it's one album.

489
00:26:33,420 --> 00:26:37,780
And anyhow Mick Mars does an instrumental on there called Bittersweet that is fucking

490
00:26:37,780 --> 00:26:38,780
just great.

491
00:26:38,780 --> 00:26:41,580
Oh man, it is fantastic.

492
00:26:41,580 --> 00:26:46,660
And then there's a song that sounds just like The Beatles called Friends.

493
00:26:46,660 --> 00:26:48,460
And I mean the whole thing is good.

494
00:26:48,460 --> 00:26:56,060
Nicky stuff is weird, Tommy stuff is weird, but the stuff that Krabi did he did some really

495
00:26:56,060 --> 00:26:59,820
bold musical experimenting on that thing and it was really good.

496
00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:00,820
So anyhow.

497
00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:03,820
That's kind of ironic isn't it?

498
00:27:03,820 --> 00:27:07,900
Motley Crue doing a song called Friends.

499
00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:08,900
Good point.

500
00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:11,900
Good point.

501
00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:16,140
John Krabi should follow that up a couple years later with Friends No More.

502
00:27:16,140 --> 00:27:22,100
Hey, we know John Krabi listens so you're welcome.

503
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,100
You're welcome.

504
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:24,100
Go ahead and do that song.

505
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:25,100
Yes he does.

506
00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:26,100
Yes he does.

507
00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:27,460
I'm more than certain he listens.

508
00:27:27,460 --> 00:27:32,020
I looked in that section of Nashville that he lives in.

509
00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:33,020
That got a hit.

510
00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:34,020
That's got to be him.

511
00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:35,020
It's got to be him.

512
00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:40,740
If not it's one of his neighbors and they're going to say hey, this guy's talking about

513
00:27:40,740 --> 00:27:41,740
you.

514
00:27:41,740 --> 00:27:42,740
Yeah, yeah, get over here.

515
00:27:42,740 --> 00:27:44,060
Yeah, they're talking cool about you.

516
00:27:44,060 --> 00:27:50,700
I've actually seen John Krabi solo a few years back.

517
00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:55,060
I think it was like 2019 I saw him.

518
00:27:55,060 --> 00:27:57,220
He actually puts on a hell of a show.

519
00:27:57,220 --> 00:28:01,860
He looks like Steven Tyler now with a huge beard because he's just got this long kind

520
00:28:01,860 --> 00:28:02,860
of grayish hair.

521
00:28:02,860 --> 00:28:04,980
Anyhow, it's cooler than shit.

522
00:28:04,980 --> 00:28:06,980
And he has different colors in it.

523
00:28:06,980 --> 00:28:10,100
Anyhow, he's cool.

524
00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:13,500
Did you know this Rob?

525
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:17,340
Denver experiment with giving people $1,000 a month.

526
00:28:17,340 --> 00:28:21,500
It reduced homelessness and increased full-time employment, a study found.

527
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,860
No I didn't.

528
00:28:23,860 --> 00:28:25,660
I didn't either until I found this article.

529
00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:27,820
I'm like what?

530
00:28:27,820 --> 00:28:32,300
I didn't think it would work like that either at all.

531
00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:42,740
It was, anyhow, they found out that when they gave people money, a decent amount of money,

532
00:28:42,740 --> 00:28:49,180
in a month to live on, it gave them more security and it gave them a little bit more sense of

533
00:28:49,180 --> 00:28:54,180
dignity and it gave them a little bit more drive to find a job.

534
00:28:54,180 --> 00:28:59,140
So this is probably not going to work with everybody, but it's going to work with people

535
00:28:59,140 --> 00:29:03,140
that are really are trying to get themselves together.

536
00:29:03,140 --> 00:29:05,220
And you know, I don't know what to say.

537
00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:09,900
I mean, you know, we already do a lot of programs, right?

538
00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:11,740
Yeah, yeah.

539
00:29:11,740 --> 00:29:16,460
There's all kinds of programs out there to help people, but most of them don't just

540
00:29:16,460 --> 00:29:17,460
hand out.

541
00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:18,460
For them it's just truly needed.

542
00:29:18,460 --> 00:29:19,460
Yeah.

543
00:29:19,460 --> 00:29:20,980
So I mean, I don't know.

544
00:29:20,980 --> 00:29:24,700
I think it might work on the surface, but if you start doing that all around, I think

545
00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:29,100
it's just going to increase drug use because a lot of drug users are going to take that

546
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:33,620
thousand dollars and go buy them a thousand dollars fucking worth of smack and probably

547
00:29:33,620 --> 00:29:34,860
kill themselves.

548
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:39,500
So yeah, it was an interesting read nonetheless.

549
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:45,580
And I don't want to go into all this because it has psychological stuff on there.

550
00:29:45,580 --> 00:29:47,740
It has psychiatrists talking.

551
00:29:47,740 --> 00:29:48,740
It has people.

552
00:29:48,740 --> 00:29:51,060
I mean, it has all different kinds of stuff.

553
00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:54,260
It's quite frankly, it's boring as fuck.

554
00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:59,340
But I thought that people might want to hear that.

555
00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:09,860
So anyhow, let's come right back and I'll have some very disappointing news, okay?

556
00:30:09,860 --> 00:30:10,860
Okay.

557
00:30:10,860 --> 00:30:11,860
All right.

558
00:30:11,860 --> 00:30:12,860
Be right back.

559
00:30:12,860 --> 00:30:17,580
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

560
00:30:17,580 --> 00:30:20,380
It's strange insults from an alien.

561
00:30:20,380 --> 00:30:21,380
Real hilarity.

562
00:30:21,380 --> 00:30:31,060
May your spoon always slip and sink into your hot soup.

563
00:30:31,060 --> 00:30:32,060
I smell bacon.

564
00:30:32,060 --> 00:30:35,460
No, wait, it's just Mark sweating.

565
00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:39,940
Two douchebags in a microphone, raw and uncensored.

566
00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:41,820
See behind the smoke show.

567
00:30:41,820 --> 00:30:45,060
Watch as the douchebags get stung by a scorpion bee.

568
00:30:45,060 --> 00:30:48,780
Enjoy one of many coffee houses ordering our heroes out.

569
00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:53,500
Watch Mark revisit Clinton, Missouri to claim his innocence for all the man shitter accusations.

570
00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:54,500
I'm not the man shitter.

571
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:59,380
Act now and get both high quality DVD sets and a free douchebag calendar.

572
00:30:59,380 --> 00:31:02,500
Mark off the day with a douchebag looking at you.

573
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:19,220
Supplies are limited so act now.

574
00:31:19,220 --> 00:31:20,220
All right, everybody.

575
00:31:20,220 --> 00:31:21,220
Two douchebags in a microphone.

576
00:31:21,220 --> 00:31:22,220
I'm Mark.

577
00:31:22,220 --> 00:31:23,220
And I'm Rob.

578
00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:29,340
Well, like before mentioned, I have some very disappointing news, people.

579
00:31:29,340 --> 00:31:32,060
Here it is.

580
00:31:32,060 --> 00:31:35,860
The Rocks just came out with cowboy boots.

581
00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:40,140
Oh, you're I know you're bullshit.

582
00:31:40,140 --> 00:31:42,140
No, I know you are.

583
00:31:42,140 --> 00:31:48,020
No, no, no, I'm not.

584
00:31:48,020 --> 00:31:49,020
I told you it's disappointing.

585
00:31:49,020 --> 00:31:50,020
Oh, my God.

586
00:31:50,020 --> 00:31:51,020
Rob, are you OK?

587
00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:54,020
What is this world coming to?

588
00:31:54,020 --> 00:31:55,460
I know.

589
00:31:55,460 --> 00:31:56,460
I know.

590
00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:57,460
Rob, I'm sorry.

591
00:31:57,460 --> 00:32:00,060
I didn't mean to do this to you.

592
00:32:00,060 --> 00:32:02,140
I didn't mean to flatten everybody like this.

593
00:32:02,140 --> 00:32:07,380
I hope I hope you can see through this and realize it's not me.

594
00:32:07,380 --> 00:32:10,180
I'm only the delivery of bad news.

595
00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:12,060
I didn't create this.

596
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:14,060
I didn't ask.

597
00:32:14,060 --> 00:32:15,820
We were inflicted with it.

598
00:32:15,820 --> 00:32:17,420
We can't help it.

599
00:32:17,420 --> 00:32:18,740
We are all victims here.

600
00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:20,820
All of us.

601
00:32:20,820 --> 00:32:25,380
So anyone who says we're in Crocs is in a fashion statement is clearly not seeing their

602
00:32:25,380 --> 00:32:27,500
latest design.

603
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:31,940
Crocs just unveiled their classic cowboy boots that are eye grabbing to say the least.

604
00:32:31,940 --> 00:32:33,700
I doubt that.

605
00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:39,820
The boots will debut on October 23rd and be sold at select Crocs retail stores on their

606
00:32:39,820 --> 00:32:43,860
website for a limited time, according to the announcement.

607
00:32:43,860 --> 00:32:49,700
Now how many people are going to get that just to piss people off?

608
00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:51,620
I don't have a clue.

609
00:32:51,620 --> 00:32:53,340
The boot is bold all around.

610
00:32:53,340 --> 00:33:01,380
It's from its croc type in embossed texture and Western themed stitching to its shiny

611
00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:05,380
metallic charms and draw stars and spell out Crocs.

612
00:33:05,380 --> 00:33:10,980
The shoe also features a spinnable spur charm like nothing previously released.

613
00:33:10,980 --> 00:33:15,140
I got spurs on them Rob.

614
00:33:15,140 --> 00:33:18,540
At this show the brand fully committed to the Western.

615
00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:20,460
Oh my God dude.

616
00:33:20,460 --> 00:33:26,060
The boot has a logo of his crocodile mascot Duke wearing a cowboy hat attached.

617
00:33:26,060 --> 00:33:28,060
Oh my God.

618
00:33:28,060 --> 00:33:29,060
Oh my.

619
00:33:29,060 --> 00:33:30,060
Yeah.

620
00:33:30,060 --> 00:33:31,060
I just pulled them up.

621
00:33:31,060 --> 00:33:33,340
I just pulled them up.

622
00:33:33,340 --> 00:33:35,140
You didn't believe me did you?

623
00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:36,140
No.

624
00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:37,140
You Google them.

625
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:41,060
You can Google Crocs cowboy boots.

626
00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:42,060
It pops up.

627
00:33:42,060 --> 00:33:43,060
It pops up.

628
00:33:43,060 --> 00:33:44,060
Boots with spurs.

629
00:33:44,060 --> 00:33:45,060
Oh my God.

630
00:33:45,060 --> 00:33:46,060
Yep.

631
00:33:46,060 --> 00:33:47,060
What the hell is this coming from?

632
00:33:47,060 --> 00:33:51,940
I know.

633
00:33:51,940 --> 00:33:54,940
I know.

634
00:33:54,940 --> 00:34:01,260
Hey dude they have little spurs on them.

635
00:34:01,260 --> 00:34:03,900
Yeah I know.

636
00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:06,820
I'm getting off that.

637
00:34:06,820 --> 00:34:09,620
I'm getting off that.

638
00:34:09,620 --> 00:34:12,980
Yep.

639
00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:14,580
Like I said I didn't cause this.

640
00:34:14,580 --> 00:34:16,980
I'm just letting everybody know.

641
00:34:16,980 --> 00:34:21,780
I'm just letting everybody know the sad news that Crocs have expanded into cowboy boots.

642
00:34:21,780 --> 00:34:29,820
The good thing is it is a limited time so it will go away.

643
00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:36,020
So anyhow did you hear about Tom Hanks being deep faked?

644
00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:39,420
You know kind of like Gary Busick's butter sausage?

645
00:34:39,420 --> 00:34:42,020
Uh uh.

646
00:34:42,020 --> 00:34:43,020
Yeah.

647
00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:49,740
Tom Hanks is warning fans away from an AI scam that has stolen his likeness.

648
00:34:49,740 --> 00:34:53,860
On Saturday the two time Oscar winner denied any involvement with a dental company that

649
00:34:53,860 --> 00:34:58,940
uses a computer generated image of him in their promotional materials.

650
00:34:58,940 --> 00:35:03,980
Beware Hanks wrote atop a photo of his AI created counterpart.

651
00:35:03,980 --> 00:35:08,220
There's a video out there promoting some dental plan with an AI version of me.

652
00:35:08,220 --> 00:35:10,620
I have nothing to do with it.

653
00:35:10,620 --> 00:35:14,980
And I saw this and I watched it and it is just uncanny.

654
00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:18,500
It looks like him and it talks just like him.

655
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:23,580
And anyhow they're trying to sell some sort of a dental plan insurance deal.

656
00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:29,060
Representatives for Hanks did not immediately respond to EW's request for comments.

657
00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:34,400
Hanks is no stranger to what the rise of AI and deep faked technology could mean for his

658
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,060
career going forward.

659
00:35:36,060 --> 00:35:41,460
During an appearance on the Adam Buxton podcast in May he said if I wanted to I could get

660
00:35:41,460 --> 00:35:47,380
together and pitch a series of seven movies that would star me in them in which I would

661
00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:52,140
be 32 years old from now until Kingdom Come.

662
00:35:52,140 --> 00:35:57,500
Hanks went on to speculate that the AI doppelgangers could only be indistinguishable from his real

663
00:35:57,500 --> 00:35:58,820
self.

664
00:35:58,820 --> 00:36:04,380
Anyway anybody can now recreate themselves at any age they are by the way of AI or deep

665
00:36:04,380 --> 00:36:06,300
faked technology he said.

666
00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:09,380
I could be hit by a bus tomorrow and that's it.

667
00:36:09,380 --> 00:36:12,740
But performances go on and on and on.

668
00:36:12,740 --> 00:36:17,140
Outside of the understanding that it's been done by AI or deep fake there's nothing to

669
00:36:17,140 --> 00:36:19,940
tell you that it's not me.

670
00:36:19,940 --> 00:36:20,940
Which he's right.

671
00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:25,940
I mean how can you.

672
00:36:25,940 --> 00:36:26,940
He's right.

673
00:36:26,940 --> 00:36:27,940
It's about him.

674
00:36:27,940 --> 00:36:28,940
Yeah.

675
00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:29,940
But how can you prove that.

676
00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:33,220
I mean here's the deal right.

677
00:36:33,220 --> 00:36:37,900
OK let's say someone come out with an AI version of somebody right.

678
00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:42,100
And he goes on a racist tirade right.

679
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:44,620
And it ruins his career.

680
00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:46,820
But he didn't do it.

681
00:36:46,820 --> 00:36:48,540
Or is this how.

682
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:50,860
And how about people getting away with something.

683
00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:53,620
Let's say someone did do something like that OK.

684
00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:56,540
And then everyone comes down and that wasn't me.

685
00:36:56,540 --> 00:36:57,540
That was a deep fake.

686
00:36:57,540 --> 00:36:59,060
I don't know who the hell did that man.

687
00:36:59,060 --> 00:37:03,460
I'm looking for the real for the real person or whatever you know.

688
00:37:03,460 --> 00:37:04,460
Right.

689
00:37:04,460 --> 00:37:08,580
It's going to get to where nobody can be accountable for anything.

690
00:37:08,580 --> 00:37:12,300
And everybody can be accountable for anything.

691
00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:18,460
Also what has to do is come up with a deep a deep fake of somebody and say hey I uncovered

692
00:37:18,460 --> 00:37:19,460
this tape.

693
00:37:19,460 --> 00:37:21,000
They said this a long time ago.

694
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:25,980
Look how grainy it is or whatever and how could you prove that it's not.

695
00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:26,980
Right.

696
00:37:26,980 --> 00:37:27,980
Yeah.

697
00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:28,980
False.

698
00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:29,980
False evidence.

699
00:37:29,980 --> 00:37:33,700
Especially how about audio tapes.

700
00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:36,140
Where there's like no no image at all.

701
00:37:36,140 --> 00:37:37,140
Yeah.

702
00:37:37,140 --> 00:37:42,700
Let's say someone secretly recorded somebody doing something really underhanded or whatever.

703
00:37:42,700 --> 00:37:46,220
And then they and it was a deep fake.

704
00:37:46,220 --> 00:37:52,900
How could that guy prove that it's not him that's doing it.

705
00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:54,580
This is a can of worms.

706
00:37:54,580 --> 00:37:55,580
This is a can of worms.

707
00:37:55,580 --> 00:37:56,580
It's not going to go away.

708
00:37:56,580 --> 00:37:59,380
It's going to get even worse.

709
00:37:59,380 --> 00:38:06,820
The only way you can prove it is if you have alibis of where you were at when it got recorded.

710
00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:08,580
That's only why.

711
00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:10,380
But then you're into a big hassle.

712
00:38:10,380 --> 00:38:11,380
You're into lawsuits.

713
00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:12,380
You're in court.

714
00:38:12,380 --> 00:38:13,380
Yeah.

715
00:38:13,380 --> 00:38:14,380
You're going to spend a fortune trying to clear that.

716
00:38:14,380 --> 00:38:18,700
And then your name gets slandered.

717
00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:20,060
You know.

718
00:38:20,060 --> 00:38:21,980
Here's another thing too.

719
00:38:21,980 --> 00:38:28,260
Once you go down that slippery slope it is almost impossible to get yourself back up.

720
00:38:28,260 --> 00:38:31,300
Because a certain amount of people will not listen to rebuttals.

721
00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:32,300
I heard him.

722
00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:33,300
I heard him.

723
00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:34,460
I heard what he said.

724
00:38:34,460 --> 00:38:39,180
That guy is a I don't know a Nazi or whatever.

725
00:38:39,180 --> 00:38:40,980
You know whatever.

726
00:38:40,980 --> 00:38:47,380
And once you go down that slope I mean there's like no it's not really you can't come back

727
00:38:47,380 --> 00:38:48,380
fully.

728
00:38:48,380 --> 00:38:49,380
No.

729
00:38:49,380 --> 00:38:50,380
You can't.

730
00:38:50,380 --> 00:38:51,380
Yeah.

731
00:38:51,380 --> 00:38:56,180
And how about a deep fake so good that you can't prove it's not you.

732
00:38:56,180 --> 00:38:59,060
Then at least half the people are going to be going I could have been him.

733
00:38:59,060 --> 00:39:01,020
I don't know.

734
00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:08,620
So something to think about people as we keep going down this rabbit hole of AI.

735
00:39:08,620 --> 00:39:11,900
Like I said watch that week I sent you today.

736
00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:12,900
I'm going to.

737
00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:17,580
And like I said all along about deep fakes and AI.

738
00:39:17,580 --> 00:39:25,380
How long will it be until a judge somewhere grants these robots clemency.

739
00:39:25,380 --> 00:39:29,140
And let's say you don't want your robot on anymore and you go to unplug it you can get

740
00:39:29,140 --> 00:39:31,900
charged for murder.

741
00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:34,220
Right.

742
00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:36,180
You just killed this thing that has rights.

743
00:39:36,180 --> 00:39:37,180
Yeah.

744
00:39:37,180 --> 00:39:38,180
You just unplugged it.

745
00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:39,180
You took away its energy source.

746
00:39:39,180 --> 00:39:41,100
Now it's dead.

747
00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:42,100
That would be murder.

748
00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:43,100
Yeah.

749
00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:44,100
Yeah.

750
00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:48,980
I mean of course you could go plug it back in but then it would be attempted murder right.

751
00:39:48,980 --> 00:39:50,980
So yeah.

752
00:39:50,980 --> 00:39:51,980
Yeah.

753
00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:52,980
Yeah.

754
00:39:52,980 --> 00:39:53,980
Yeah.

755
00:39:53,980 --> 00:39:57,980
And what if these things start figuring out because they are so intelligent.

756
00:39:57,980 --> 00:39:58,980
Other power sources.

757
00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:01,380
What they just make themselves solar or something.

758
00:40:01,380 --> 00:40:05,700
I don't know.

759
00:40:05,700 --> 00:40:08,860
Interesting interesting interesting.

760
00:40:08,860 --> 00:40:16,140
Like I've been saying quoting the late great John Lennon strange days indeed.

761
00:40:16,140 --> 00:40:18,140
Most peculiar mama.

762
00:40:18,140 --> 00:40:19,900
I'm scared.

763
00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:20,900
Yeah.

764
00:40:20,900 --> 00:40:21,900
Yeah.

765
00:40:21,900 --> 00:40:26,580
It's it's already getting hairy and it's only going to get worse.

766
00:40:26,580 --> 00:40:30,820
Did you know that Japan has robot wolves now.

767
00:40:30,820 --> 00:40:32,620
Oh.

768
00:40:32,620 --> 00:40:33,980
Yeah.

769
00:40:33,980 --> 00:40:38,220
It has gleaming red eyes bone chilling howls and bared fangs.

770
00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:41,820
Animals scatter for cover at the side of this beast.

771
00:40:41,820 --> 00:40:45,140
But this is no ordinary wolf or even a real one.

772
00:40:45,140 --> 00:40:50,220
Originally designed to keep wild animals away from farms authorities now use this mechanical

773
00:40:50,220 --> 00:40:55,260
wolf to stop bears from entering urban areas and attacking people.

774
00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:57,340
That's pretty good.

775
00:40:57,340 --> 00:40:59,780
I want one.

776
00:40:59,780 --> 00:41:01,980
You just took you just stole my thunder.

777
00:41:01,980 --> 00:41:02,980
I was getting ready to go.

778
00:41:02,980 --> 00:41:06,220
I want one of these.

779
00:41:06,220 --> 00:41:10,140
The monster wolf was first used in Takawa City.

780
00:41:10,140 --> 00:41:13,820
Maybe if we order two we'll get a discount.

781
00:41:13,820 --> 00:41:14,820
Yeah.

782
00:41:14,820 --> 00:41:15,820
Yeah.

783
00:41:15,820 --> 00:41:16,820
We'll get two of them.

784
00:41:16,820 --> 00:41:21,100
Hey we could each do a pair to get one half.

785
00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:23,980
It could be four douchebags and microphone each.

786
00:41:23,980 --> 00:41:26,980
I'll have my mechanical wolf and you have yours.

787
00:41:26,980 --> 00:41:31,780
And then you know whenever it can randomly growl and that will be its contribution to

788
00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:32,780
the show.

789
00:41:32,780 --> 00:41:33,780
Yeah.

790
00:41:33,780 --> 00:41:37,740
And then it'll be like hey wolf number one.

791
00:41:37,740 --> 00:41:41,060
So what do you think of that game today?

792
00:41:41,060 --> 00:41:46,620
And then you can go yeah hey hey wolf is that my soda you took.

793
00:41:46,620 --> 00:41:50,940
You know so very entertaining I'm sure.

794
00:41:50,940 --> 00:41:53,300
I know people are just waiting.

795
00:41:53,300 --> 00:41:55,940
They're like oh my god I can't wait for this whole thing.

796
00:41:55,940 --> 00:41:59,380
I can't wait to land the robot wolves there.

797
00:41:59,380 --> 00:42:03,540
And then you know and then they'll probably end up taking our job.

798
00:42:03,540 --> 00:42:04,540
We want to hear the wolves.

799
00:42:04,540 --> 00:42:08,540
We don't want to hear those two douchebags.

800
00:42:08,540 --> 00:42:15,140
The monster wolf was first used in Takawaka City in the autumn of 2020 according to the

801
00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:20,500
president of its manufacturer with some fucking long ass Japanese name.

802
00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:21,980
I cannot.

803
00:42:21,980 --> 00:42:27,220
The name is pronounced Wolf Kumei is the name of the wolf.

804
00:42:27,220 --> 00:42:29,460
More and more local governments have ordered it.

805
00:42:29,460 --> 00:42:35,300
The number of bear attacks in Japan has been rising at an alarming rate authorities say.

806
00:42:35,300 --> 00:42:39,340
Experts say the main reason is that people particularly young people are leaving rural

807
00:42:39,340 --> 00:42:40,340
farming villages.

808
00:42:40,340 --> 00:42:44,940
Many of them have migrated to the big cities, empty villages or towns.

809
00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:48,260
They've already been shrinking due to an aging population.

810
00:42:48,260 --> 00:42:50,380
They can't you know they can't live out there.

811
00:42:50,380 --> 00:42:54,620
They got to be closer to doctors or just can't drive anymore.

812
00:42:54,620 --> 00:43:00,140
So you know more and more rural farmlands in the foothills that once acted as buffer

813
00:43:00,140 --> 00:43:03,940
zones between the bears and humans are disappearing.

814
00:43:03,940 --> 00:43:09,100
Said another name I can't pronounce a professor of the Tokyo University of Agriculture and

815
00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:17,340
Technologies whose research centers on bears, biodiversity and forest ecosystems.

816
00:43:17,340 --> 00:43:23,980
If I could talk as a result young bears have over over the decades moved into unattended

817
00:43:23,980 --> 00:43:28,420
woodlands, living closer to cities, getting used to bright lights and loud noises and

818
00:43:28,420 --> 00:43:30,820
becoming less afraid of humans.

819
00:43:30,820 --> 00:43:35,540
When when they're wandering into residential areas because the habitat has expanded from

820
00:43:35,540 --> 00:43:39,820
the mountains into the flatlands closer to human populations.

821
00:43:39,820 --> 00:43:46,220
So anyhow so it sounds like Japan is kind of combatant is pretty good.

822
00:43:46,220 --> 00:43:48,020
Doesn't it?

823
00:43:48,020 --> 00:43:49,020
Yeah.

824
00:43:49,020 --> 00:43:50,020
Yeah.

825
00:43:50,020 --> 00:43:52,900
So Rob you got a story or two or?

826
00:43:52,900 --> 00:43:58,940
Yeah actually I ran across a list today or the other day.

827
00:43:58,940 --> 00:43:59,940
Okay.

828
00:43:59,940 --> 00:44:06,900
And I found this list on americansongwriter.com.

829
00:44:06,900 --> 00:44:12,380
It's 10 top 80s hits that spent most weeks at number one.

830
00:44:12,380 --> 00:44:15,980
Oh cool go ahead.

831
00:44:15,980 --> 00:44:16,980
I like this.

832
00:44:16,980 --> 00:44:17,980
Number 10.

833
00:44:17,980 --> 00:44:19,620
I said I like this.

834
00:44:19,620 --> 00:44:20,620
This is interesting.

835
00:44:20,620 --> 00:44:21,620
Go ahead.

836
00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:22,620
Yeah.

837
00:44:22,620 --> 00:44:23,620
Number 10.

838
00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:26,820
I have the tagger by survivor.

839
00:44:26,820 --> 00:44:27,820
I believe that.

840
00:44:27,820 --> 00:44:29,420
Six weeks at number one.

841
00:44:29,420 --> 00:44:30,420
Wow.

842
00:44:30,420 --> 00:44:31,420
Okay.

843
00:44:31,420 --> 00:44:32,420
Number nine.

844
00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:35,900
Like a virgin by Madonna.

845
00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:38,660
Six weeks at number one.

846
00:44:38,660 --> 00:44:41,660
The very hairy Madonna.

847
00:44:41,660 --> 00:44:43,260
Yes.

848
00:44:43,260 --> 00:44:44,860
Yes.

849
00:44:44,860 --> 00:44:45,860
Number eight.

850
00:44:45,860 --> 00:44:48,420
Billie Jean by Michael Jackson.

851
00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:50,420
Seven weeks at number one.

852
00:44:50,420 --> 00:44:51,420
Okay.

853
00:44:51,420 --> 00:44:53,700
I believe that.

854
00:44:53,700 --> 00:44:54,700
Number seven.

855
00:44:54,700 --> 00:44:59,020
Ebony and Ivory by Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder.

856
00:44:59,020 --> 00:45:01,340
Seven weeks at number one.

857
00:45:01,340 --> 00:45:02,340
Wow.

858
00:45:02,340 --> 00:45:03,340
That's a good song too.

859
00:45:03,340 --> 00:45:04,340
Yeah it was.

860
00:45:04,340 --> 00:45:05,340
It was.

861
00:45:05,340 --> 00:45:08,340
I loved how they made it.

862
00:45:08,340 --> 00:45:09,340
Yeah.

863
00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:10,620
Number six.

864
00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:12,820
I Love Rock and Roll by Joan Jett.

865
00:45:12,820 --> 00:45:16,660
Nah that's an anthem isn't it?

866
00:45:16,660 --> 00:45:18,460
Seven weeks at number one.

867
00:45:18,460 --> 00:45:19,460
Cool.

868
00:45:19,460 --> 00:45:23,860
Five's a little different one.

869
00:45:23,860 --> 00:45:28,300
Never gonna give you up by Rick Astley.

870
00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:40,060
It only spent one week at number one but it has racked up over 1.4 billion views on YouTube.

871
00:45:40,060 --> 00:45:43,700
And I have not been one of them have you?

872
00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:47,780
No I just keep seeing them on TV.

873
00:45:47,780 --> 00:45:48,780
Okay wow.

874
00:45:48,780 --> 00:45:49,780
Number four.

875
00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:55,060
Every Breath You Take by the Police.

876
00:45:55,060 --> 00:45:56,060
That's a good song.

877
00:45:56,060 --> 00:45:57,060
Eight weeks at number one.

878
00:45:57,060 --> 00:46:00,940
Did they think that was a stalker song?

879
00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:01,940
Sting admitted it.

880
00:46:01,940 --> 00:46:02,940
Yeah.

881
00:46:02,940 --> 00:46:03,940
Yeah.

882
00:46:03,940 --> 00:46:04,940
Being obsessed with a woman.

883
00:46:04,940 --> 00:46:05,940
Anyhow.

884
00:46:05,940 --> 00:46:06,940
Yeah.

885
00:46:06,940 --> 00:46:07,940
Go ahead.

886
00:46:07,940 --> 00:46:11,060
Oh they had another controversial song too.

887
00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:13,060
Don't Stand Too Close to Me.

888
00:46:13,060 --> 00:46:14,060
Yeah.

889
00:46:14,060 --> 00:46:16,060
Wasn't that about a schoolgirl or something?

890
00:46:16,060 --> 00:46:17,060
Yeah.

891
00:46:17,060 --> 00:46:18,060
Yeah.

892
00:46:18,060 --> 00:46:19,060
Not even 18.

893
00:46:19,060 --> 00:46:20,060
Yeah.

894
00:46:20,060 --> 00:46:24,740
Yeah Sting was an old nasty or still is probably.

895
00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:25,740
Anyway.

896
00:46:25,740 --> 00:46:26,740
Anyway.

897
00:46:26,740 --> 00:46:27,740
Number three.

898
00:46:27,740 --> 00:46:32,740
In the Flow by Diane Ross and Lionel Richie.

899
00:46:32,740 --> 00:46:34,340
Nine weeks at number one.

900
00:46:34,340 --> 00:46:38,460
Okay that's a good song too.

901
00:46:38,460 --> 00:46:39,460
Number two.

902
00:46:39,460 --> 00:46:42,060
Betty Davis Eyes by Kim Karns.

903
00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:43,060
Kim Karns yeah.

904
00:46:43,060 --> 00:46:44,060
I love her voice.

905
00:46:44,060 --> 00:46:46,060
Nine weeks at number one.

906
00:46:46,060 --> 00:46:47,060
Her voice is so cool.

907
00:46:47,060 --> 00:46:52,060
And at number one.

908
00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:54,460
Physical by Olivia Newton John.

909
00:46:54,460 --> 00:46:55,460
Wow.

910
00:46:55,460 --> 00:46:57,460
Ten weeks at number one.

911
00:46:57,460 --> 00:46:58,460
Awesome.

912
00:46:58,460 --> 00:46:59,460
That's a great song too.

913
00:46:59,460 --> 00:47:08,540
If you look this article up it gives a little thing about the song and the artist and a

914
00:47:08,540 --> 00:47:11,620
little reading about each one.

915
00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:14,580
So I thought it pretty interesting.

916
00:47:14,580 --> 00:47:15,860
That was very interesting Rob.

917
00:47:15,860 --> 00:47:17,820
I love that.

918
00:47:17,820 --> 00:47:20,760
In honor of Olivia Newton John let's both sing.

919
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,980
Let me hear your body talk.

920
00:47:22,980 --> 00:47:23,980
Your body talk.

921
00:47:23,980 --> 00:47:24,980
Come on Rob.

922
00:47:24,980 --> 00:47:25,980
Come on.

923
00:47:25,980 --> 00:47:26,980
Let me hear your body talk.

924
00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:27,980
No.

925
00:47:27,980 --> 00:47:28,980
No.

926
00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:29,980
Let's get physical.

927
00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:30,980
Physical.

928
00:47:30,980 --> 00:47:31,980
Come on.

929
00:47:31,980 --> 00:47:32,980
I know you will Rob.

930
00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:33,980
Let's get physical.

931
00:47:33,980 --> 00:47:34,980
Okay.

932
00:47:34,980 --> 00:47:35,980
No.

933
00:47:35,980 --> 00:47:36,980
Alright.

934
00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:37,980
I got.

935
00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:38,980
Not tonight.

936
00:47:38,980 --> 00:47:39,980
Joe listener.

937
00:47:39,980 --> 00:47:40,980
Jane listener.

938
00:47:40,980 --> 00:47:41,980
I'm sorry.

939
00:47:41,980 --> 00:47:44,540
I don't know what got into Rob.

940
00:47:44,540 --> 00:47:46,220
I don't know what got into Rob.

941
00:47:46,220 --> 00:47:47,820
I'm very disappointed with him.

942
00:47:47,820 --> 00:47:52,860
Normally we get on our booty shorts and we oil up and we sing this song.

943
00:47:52,860 --> 00:47:54,860
It's fantastic.

944
00:47:54,860 --> 00:47:57,420
Alright.

945
00:47:57,420 --> 00:48:00,460
Moving right along.

946
00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:01,820
Rob has a great segment.

947
00:48:01,820 --> 00:48:02,820
Thank you.

948
00:48:02,820 --> 00:48:05,060
You're welcome.

949
00:48:05,060 --> 00:48:07,740
I love your non-participation when you're done with it.

950
00:48:07,740 --> 00:48:11,420
I'm not going to say anything more.

951
00:48:11,420 --> 00:48:12,420
He's just going to keep going on.

952
00:48:12,420 --> 00:48:13,420
He's going to go on.

953
00:48:13,420 --> 00:48:15,300
I'm not fueling it.

954
00:48:15,300 --> 00:48:16,780
I'm not fucking fueling it.

955
00:48:16,780 --> 00:48:19,780
I'm not a part of this.

956
00:48:19,780 --> 00:48:20,780
You fucker.

957
00:48:20,780 --> 00:48:21,780
Okay.

958
00:48:21,780 --> 00:48:24,780
I just said not tonight.

959
00:48:24,780 --> 00:48:25,780
Okay.

960
00:48:25,780 --> 00:48:35,100
Do you know that Orlando International are now selling day passes in the secure area?

961
00:48:35,100 --> 00:48:37,980
Uh-uh.

962
00:48:37,980 --> 00:48:42,300
They only allow 50 per day and it's $50 to come in there all day.

963
00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:51,140
And this is interesting because in Orlando International they have a huge high hotel

964
00:48:51,140 --> 00:48:53,860
actually built in the airport.

965
00:48:53,860 --> 00:48:58,060
And it has balconies that overlook the airport and it's huge.

966
00:48:58,060 --> 00:49:03,700
It's got all these different businesses and bars and stuff.

967
00:49:03,700 --> 00:49:06,020
It's like a huge mall.

968
00:49:06,020 --> 00:49:07,780
It's like a huge party place only.

969
00:49:07,780 --> 00:49:12,220
It's like the only way you can get to that place though because the non-secure areas,

970
00:49:12,220 --> 00:49:14,900
there's not that much in it like KCI.

971
00:49:14,900 --> 00:49:18,220
You want to get to the good stuff, you got to be in the secure area.

972
00:49:18,220 --> 00:49:23,140
So the only way you can go to KCI or any other airport and go to the good stuff, the mall

973
00:49:23,140 --> 00:49:28,900
like area is to actually be going on a flight or coming back from a flight.

974
00:49:28,900 --> 00:49:34,220
So now if you want to pay 50 bucks, this is the first airport that is offering that.

975
00:49:34,220 --> 00:49:41,540
And I don't know if you booked a stay at that Orlando at the international airport, if you

976
00:49:41,540 --> 00:49:44,100
actually automatically go in or not.

977
00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:45,100
I don't understand that.

978
00:49:45,100 --> 00:49:51,020
I mean I think maybe since they're selling day passes is you can only stay there if you're

979
00:49:51,020 --> 00:49:56,100
flying and you want to be there in the morning or you come back and you don't want to drive

980
00:49:56,100 --> 00:49:57,100
home.

981
00:49:57,100 --> 00:49:58,100
You know what I mean?

982
00:49:58,100 --> 00:49:59,100
So you just stay there.

983
00:49:59,100 --> 00:50:00,100
So interesting.

984
00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:05,180
But they're the first airport to offer that.

985
00:50:05,180 --> 00:50:11,740
And I look for more airports to offer that too.

986
00:50:11,740 --> 00:50:16,540
Anyhow let's take a little break and we'll be right back.

987
00:50:16,540 --> 00:50:24,660
Break, shit out, energy drink.

988
00:50:24,660 --> 00:50:25,660
That's right.

989
00:50:25,660 --> 00:50:26,660
Break, shit out, energy drink.

990
00:50:26,660 --> 00:50:27,660
Make men and women grow.

991
00:50:27,660 --> 00:50:28,660
You want to go to the malls?

992
00:50:28,660 --> 00:50:29,660
You want to fuck shit up?

993
00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:30,660
You want to fuck shit up?

994
00:50:30,660 --> 00:50:31,660
You want to fuck shit up?

995
00:50:31,660 --> 00:50:32,660
You want to fuck shit up?

996
00:50:32,660 --> 00:50:33,660
You want to fuck shit up?

997
00:50:33,660 --> 00:50:34,660
You want to fuck shit up?

998
00:50:34,660 --> 00:50:35,660
You want to fuck shit up?

999
00:50:35,660 --> 00:50:36,660
You want to fuck shit up?

1000
00:50:36,660 --> 00:50:37,660
You want to fuck shit up?

1001
00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:38,660
We're showing up at a service.

1002
00:50:38,660 --> 00:50:39,660
When a police come across America, break shit out is their for you.

1003
00:50:39,660 --> 00:50:41,900
Please enjoy break shit out energy drink responsibly.

1004
00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:46,740
It's not readily available anywhere because liability issues.

1005
00:50:46,740 --> 00:50:49,740
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

1006
00:50:49,740 --> 00:50:52,740
It's strange insults from an alien.

1007
00:50:52,740 --> 00:50:54,740
Real hilarity.

1008
00:50:54,740 --> 00:50:59,740
May you not be able to gain an erection without thinking about Peter Dinklage.

1009
00:50:59,740 --> 00:51:03,740
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

1010
00:51:03,740 --> 00:51:06,740
It's strange insults from an alien.

1011
00:51:06,740 --> 00:51:07,740
Real hilarity.

1012
00:51:07,740 --> 00:51:11,740
I will question

1013
00:51:11,740 --> 00:51:19,740
that my mom told me to not burn trash in the beginning.

1014
00:51:41,740 --> 00:51:46,740
This is Two Deuce Bags and Microphone. I'm Mark.

1015
00:51:46,740 --> 00:51:48,740
And I'm Rob.

1016
00:51:48,740 --> 00:51:50,740
Okay.

1017
00:51:50,740 --> 00:51:55,740
Well, let's see, you know, looking at stuff here, trying to figure out what we go into.

1018
00:51:55,740 --> 00:51:58,740
You got anything you want to say, Rob? You got anything?

1019
00:51:58,740 --> 00:52:01,740
Yeah. Yeah.

1020
00:52:01,740 --> 00:52:02,740
Okay. Go for it.

1021
00:52:02,740 --> 00:52:04,740
Why not? Why not?

1022
00:52:04,740 --> 00:52:11,740
We keep trying to tell people how late in the Ozarks is.

1023
00:52:11,740 --> 00:52:12,740
Uh huh.

1024
00:52:12,740 --> 00:52:13,740
Here we go.

1025
00:52:13,740 --> 00:52:17,740
Okay.

1026
00:52:17,740 --> 00:52:19,740
Sanctuary.

1027
00:52:19,740 --> 00:52:23,740
The word often applies to a church or a gathering place.

1028
00:52:23,740 --> 00:52:31,740
Those ideas aren't far off at the new sanctuary group of an event venue.

1029
00:52:31,740 --> 00:52:39,740
Currently, the sanctuary is open from 3 to 9 p.m. Wednesday to Sunday.

1030
00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:49,740
If you're interested in an actual church service, Lake Christian Fellowship meets at 1030 a.m. in the adjacent Chapel.

1031
00:52:49,740 --> 00:52:59,740
Head to the sanctuary brewery at 5716 Osage Beach Parkway, Osage Beach, Missouri.

1032
00:52:59,740 --> 00:53:13,740
Located in a revamped church building in Osage Beach, owners Brian and Jennifer Roberts are crafting a place where customers want to come and linger.

1033
00:53:13,740 --> 00:53:19,740
So you have a brewery and a church in the same building.

1034
00:53:19,740 --> 00:53:22,740
I know.

1035
00:53:22,740 --> 00:53:25,740
This is a little disturbing.

1036
00:53:25,740 --> 00:53:27,740
Yeah.

1037
00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:29,740
I mean, it could be...

1038
00:53:29,740 --> 00:53:31,740
I know this church.

1039
00:53:31,740 --> 00:53:33,740
I know this church.

1040
00:53:33,740 --> 00:53:35,740
I've been in this church.

1041
00:53:35,740 --> 00:53:37,740
Actually for a couple funerals.

1042
00:53:37,740 --> 00:53:38,740
Oh wow.

1043
00:53:38,740 --> 00:53:41,740
Well, I guess that's one way you can look at it, right?

1044
00:53:41,740 --> 00:53:49,740
You go see a funeral and then you go toast to whoever and send them off to the great beyond with a nice drink.

1045
00:53:49,740 --> 00:53:53,740
I was trying to think of the angle that they would be coming from.

1046
00:53:53,740 --> 00:53:57,740
Like, you know, Catholics drink communion wine and all that.

1047
00:53:57,740 --> 00:54:01,740
Then maybe they could come at it like an angle like that.

1048
00:54:01,740 --> 00:54:02,740
Maybe.

1049
00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:07,740
I just don't see why.

1050
00:54:07,740 --> 00:54:10,740
You see, here's why I'm wondering why they did this.

1051
00:54:10,740 --> 00:54:12,740
Okay.

1052
00:54:12,740 --> 00:54:18,740
Most people that go to church are with their families, including the kids, right?

1053
00:54:18,740 --> 00:54:19,740
Yeah.

1054
00:54:19,740 --> 00:54:25,740
So how is that going to parlay into the guy having a drink if he has his children there and his wife?

1055
00:54:25,740 --> 00:54:29,740
He's not going to.

1056
00:54:29,740 --> 00:54:30,740
You see what I mean?

1057
00:54:30,740 --> 00:54:31,740
Wow.

1058
00:54:31,740 --> 00:54:32,740
Wow.

1059
00:54:32,740 --> 00:54:33,740
Yeah.

1060
00:54:33,740 --> 00:54:34,740
Yeah, I don't...

1061
00:54:34,740 --> 00:54:41,740
The more I read into this, the more disturbing it gets.

1062
00:54:41,740 --> 00:54:44,740
I just don't know where they're trying to go with it is what I'm thinking.

1063
00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:47,740
I don't either.

1064
00:54:47,740 --> 00:54:54,740
They're mixing two things that should not be mixed together.

1065
00:54:54,740 --> 00:54:59,740
Or does the bar people come in one door and the church people go in another?

1066
00:54:59,740 --> 00:55:03,740
So then people go, ah, it's next to a church, but I don't care.

1067
00:55:03,740 --> 00:55:05,740
You know what?

1068
00:55:05,740 --> 00:55:08,740
They're even doing benefits.

1069
00:55:08,740 --> 00:55:09,740
Wow.

1070
00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:10,740
Yeah.

1071
00:55:10,740 --> 00:55:13,740
Well, that's a 5K run.

1072
00:55:13,740 --> 00:55:21,740
The Ozarks is where I saw a chick with a messed up boob job.

1073
00:55:21,740 --> 00:55:25,740
One of her tits is just like all scarred up and all fucking battered.

1074
00:55:25,740 --> 00:55:27,740
One with a peg leg.

1075
00:55:27,740 --> 00:55:33,740
We got three of them in this harbor complex.

1076
00:55:33,740 --> 00:55:34,740
Oh, wow.

1077
00:55:34,740 --> 00:55:39,740
Yeah, this place that used to be in Reed Springs, Missouri called Spanx.

1078
00:55:39,740 --> 00:55:41,740
Yep. Yep.

1079
00:55:41,740 --> 00:55:44,740
You know, yeah.

1080
00:55:44,740 --> 00:55:48,740
Yeah, I moved from Reed Springs up to Lake of the Ozarks.

1081
00:55:48,740 --> 00:55:52,740
Yeah, Reed Springs is on the way down to Table Rock Lake.

1082
00:55:52,740 --> 00:55:54,740
And you can go get to the Rika Springs.

1083
00:55:54,740 --> 00:55:56,740
Never once stepped foot in there.

1084
00:55:56,740 --> 00:55:58,740
I did with my buddy.

1085
00:55:58,740 --> 00:56:00,740
I was married and had step kids.

1086
00:56:00,740 --> 00:56:01,740
Okay.

1087
00:56:01,740 --> 00:56:04,740
This is back in my single days and I was with my friend Bob.

1088
00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:08,740
And Eddie and I go, hey, Bob, come on, let's go to the strip club.

1089
00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:11,740
I don't know. I don't know. I don't think I come on, Bob.

1090
00:56:11,740 --> 00:56:13,740
Let's just go get a drink there.

1091
00:56:13,740 --> 00:56:16,740
And I did not know it was going to be like that.

1092
00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:18,740
And Bob's looking at me like, what the fuck?

1093
00:56:18,740 --> 00:56:20,740
What kind of place you bring me into?

1094
00:56:20,740 --> 00:56:22,740
And I'm like, I never been here before.

1095
00:56:22,740 --> 00:56:24,740
Anyhow, we ended up leaving.

1096
00:56:24,740 --> 00:56:26,740
We were so disappointed.

1097
00:56:26,740 --> 00:56:30,740
I mean, this one chick's tit, her left or right tit, I can't remember which one,

1098
00:56:30,740 --> 00:56:32,740
is this fucking mango.

1099
00:56:32,740 --> 00:56:35,740
It looked like someone took an electric can opener to it.

1100
00:56:35,740 --> 00:56:39,740
The nipples like all facing down and there's fucking gas marks.

1101
00:56:39,740 --> 00:56:40,740
It was like, ugh.

1102
00:56:40,740 --> 00:56:44,740
And then another lady had a huge cesarean scar.

1103
00:56:44,740 --> 00:56:45,740
And I mean, I don't know.

1104
00:56:45,740 --> 00:56:48,740
It looked like they went from cesarean to open heart.

1105
00:56:48,740 --> 00:56:50,740
And, ugh.

1106
00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:53,740
And then the final one was the chick with a peg leg.

1107
00:56:53,740 --> 00:56:55,740
It came out, we hear it.

1108
00:56:55,740 --> 00:56:58,740
Tunk. Tunk. Tunk. Tunk.

1109
00:56:58,740 --> 00:57:00,740
I'm like, what the fuck is that?

1110
00:57:00,740 --> 00:57:02,740
And it's a chick with a peg leg.

1111
00:57:02,740 --> 00:57:06,740
And she is on that pole, peg leg and all.

1112
00:57:06,740 --> 00:57:08,740
And I'm just like, oh my god.

1113
00:57:08,740 --> 00:57:10,740
Oh my god.

1114
00:57:10,740 --> 00:57:15,740
And then she's going around telling people, yeah, I lost my leg to cancer.

1115
00:57:15,740 --> 00:57:17,740
And people are like, give her sympathy money.

1116
00:57:17,740 --> 00:57:20,740
And I'm like, and I'm going to think it's bullshit.

1117
00:57:20,740 --> 00:57:22,740
She lost her leg in a drunk driving accident.

1118
00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:27,740
She's telling everybody she lost it to cancer.

1119
00:57:27,740 --> 00:57:29,740
But yeah, so you're talking about...

1120
00:57:29,740 --> 00:57:30,740
She blew out of vain.

1121
00:57:30,740 --> 00:57:33,740
Yeah, yeah, that's it.

1122
00:57:33,740 --> 00:57:37,740
No, no, honestly, Mark, when I lived down there,

1123
00:57:37,740 --> 00:57:42,740
all the local guys told me, stay away from there.

1124
00:57:42,740 --> 00:57:44,740
Local guys don't go in there.

1125
00:57:44,740 --> 00:57:46,740
Well, most local guys.

1126
00:57:46,740 --> 00:57:48,740
Me and Bob were not local guys.

1127
00:57:48,740 --> 00:57:52,740
And we were coming back from Eureka Springs, I believe.

1128
00:57:52,740 --> 00:57:55,740
Or no, I think, no, actually, Kimberlein City.

1129
00:57:55,740 --> 00:57:57,740
We're coming back from Kimberlein City.

1130
00:57:57,740 --> 00:57:59,740
Right down the road.

1131
00:57:59,740 --> 00:58:02,740
Yeah, there's a timeshare down there that he owned.

1132
00:58:02,740 --> 00:58:05,740
And we used to go down there and relax and fucking grill out

1133
00:58:05,740 --> 00:58:08,740
and just hang out, right?

1134
00:58:08,740 --> 00:58:12,740
And I can't remember if we're coming back or going or whatever.

1135
00:58:12,740 --> 00:58:14,740
I talked him into going there.

1136
00:58:14,740 --> 00:58:18,740
And yeah, yep, yep.

1137
00:58:18,740 --> 00:58:21,740
I could have swore he never acted the same towards me afterwards.

1138
00:58:21,740 --> 00:58:23,740
No, I'm joking.

1139
00:58:23,740 --> 00:58:24,740
He was cool.

1140
00:58:24,740 --> 00:58:26,740
We went out there laughing our ass off.

1141
00:58:26,740 --> 00:58:30,740
We're like, Bob, I'm sorry, man, I had no idea.

1142
00:58:30,740 --> 00:58:33,740
And he's like, yeah, okay, yeah.

1143
00:58:33,740 --> 00:58:35,740
Yeah.

1144
00:58:35,740 --> 00:58:40,740
So anyhow, yep.

1145
00:58:40,740 --> 00:58:42,740
Let's see.

1146
00:58:42,740 --> 00:58:46,740
We can go into a little bit different story here.

1147
00:58:46,740 --> 00:58:51,740
California residents specifically near the San Francisco Bay Area

1148
00:58:51,740 --> 00:58:53,740
are freaking out.

1149
00:58:53,740 --> 00:58:57,740
There's a bunch of balloon-like,

1150
00:58:57,740 --> 00:59:04,740
small silk-looking balloons falling from the sky.

1151
00:59:04,740 --> 00:59:09,740
So anyhow, Morgan Hill resident Gina Watson shot images.

1152
00:59:09,740 --> 00:59:11,740
Morgan Hill is in the Bay Area.

1153
00:59:11,740 --> 00:59:14,740
Gina Watson shot images of strange white Webby objects

1154
00:59:14,740 --> 00:59:17,740
that fell from my house all the way to work, she said.

1155
00:59:17,740 --> 00:59:19,740
John E. Banks and environmental...

1156
00:59:19,740 --> 00:59:21,740
What a name, John E. Banks.

1157
00:59:21,740 --> 00:59:23,740
Hey, John E. Banks.

1158
00:59:23,740 --> 00:59:25,740
He sounds like a guitarist, doesn't he?

1159
00:59:25,740 --> 00:59:26,740
Yeah.

1160
00:59:26,740 --> 00:59:28,740
Hey, let's get a hold of John E. Banks.

1161
00:59:28,740 --> 00:59:30,740
Hey, do us a riff.

1162
00:59:30,740 --> 00:59:31,740
Okay, well, John E. Banks...

1163
00:59:31,740 --> 00:59:33,740
I bet he's a blues player.

1164
00:59:33,740 --> 00:59:34,740
I bet he is, too.

1165
00:59:34,740 --> 00:59:36,740
John E. Banks, everybody.

1166
00:59:36,740 --> 00:59:40,740
Wah, wah, wah, wah.

1167
00:59:40,740 --> 00:59:43,740
Okay, anyhow, an environmental scientist professor

1168
00:59:43,740 --> 00:59:47,740
at California State University Monterey Bay said the objects are likely

1169
00:59:47,740 --> 00:59:52,740
silky webs created by spiders that are ballooning.

1170
00:59:52,740 --> 00:59:55,740
No one has definitively figured out what they are,

1171
00:59:55,740 --> 01:00:00,740
but they appear to be spider silk, Banks told this magazine,

1172
01:00:00,740 --> 01:00:04,740
Cron, where I got the article from.

1173
01:00:04,740 --> 01:00:08,740
Spiders spin out long lines of silk in a phenomenon called ballooning.

1174
01:00:08,740 --> 01:00:13,740
Several spider species using ballooning to blow in the breeze,

1175
01:00:13,740 --> 01:00:16,740
and one habitat to another, Banks said.

1176
01:00:16,740 --> 01:00:19,740
A spider will weave its own parachute or balloon

1177
01:00:19,740 --> 01:00:22,740
and drift through the sky with help from the wind, he explained.

1178
01:00:22,740 --> 01:00:26,740
The New York Times reported that spider silk is so thin and light

1179
01:00:26,740 --> 01:00:31,740
that air is like a thick fluid in comparison.

1180
01:00:31,740 --> 01:00:35,740
The effect of gravity is easily counteracted in a breeze.

1181
01:00:35,740 --> 01:00:39,740
The flowing air carries the silk threads along with it

1182
01:00:39,740 --> 01:00:42,740
as the spider rides beneath, the report stated.

1183
01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:48,740
So, anyhow, if you get a chance, look at ballooning spiders

1184
01:00:48,740 --> 01:00:50,740
and look at the images on the internet,

1185
01:00:50,740 --> 01:00:55,740
it's really neat looking because they do look like little parachutes.

1186
01:00:55,740 --> 01:00:57,740
Really? Okay, I'll look into that.

1187
01:00:57,740 --> 01:01:01,740
They essentially are parachutes, and it makes me wonder

1188
01:01:01,740 --> 01:01:08,740
if the people that came up with parachutes got the idea from the spiders.

1189
01:01:08,740 --> 01:01:10,740
My half? My half?

1190
01:01:10,740 --> 01:01:16,740
I mean, it's neat because it's almost identical.

1191
01:01:16,740 --> 01:01:22,740
So it would not surprise me at all if whoever came up with a parachute

1192
01:01:22,740 --> 01:01:26,740
got the idea from a ballooning spider.

1193
01:01:26,740 --> 01:01:29,740
So, anyhow, pretty cool.

1194
01:01:29,740 --> 01:01:32,740
Thought we'd mention that article, and, Rob?

1195
01:01:32,740 --> 01:01:34,740
I've got a couple quotes for you.

1196
01:01:34,740 --> 01:01:36,740
Yeah, please do. It's going on an hour.

1197
01:01:36,740 --> 01:01:42,740
You feel like closing this bitch out, or you feel like going more?

1198
01:01:42,740 --> 01:01:45,740
Yeah, tomorrow's Monday.

1199
01:01:45,740 --> 01:01:47,740
Yes, that's why I ask you.

1200
01:01:47,740 --> 01:01:52,740
So, okay, we can close this bitch out, but go ahead with the quotes.

1201
01:01:52,740 --> 01:01:55,740
Okay, okay. I just got two.

1202
01:01:55,740 --> 01:01:56,740
Okay.

1203
01:01:56,740 --> 01:02:01,740
The first quote is from Sir Paul McCartney.

1204
01:02:01,740 --> 01:02:02,740
All right.

1205
01:02:02,740 --> 01:02:08,740
I was recently asked what it was like to be in the greatest band of all time,

1206
01:02:08,740 --> 01:02:13,740
but I must be losing my memory because I don't remember being in Van Halen.

1207
01:02:13,740 --> 01:02:19,740
He really said that?

1208
01:02:19,740 --> 01:02:22,740
Yeah, but yeah, it's a quote. Yeah, he quoted that.

1209
01:02:22,740 --> 01:02:24,740
Okay, here's what I want to know.

1210
01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:26,740
I don't think you could probably figure this out.

1211
01:02:26,740 --> 01:02:29,740
Was he sarcastic, or does he really love Van Halen?

1212
01:02:29,740 --> 01:02:32,740
I took it, he was just being sarcastic.

1213
01:02:32,740 --> 01:02:34,740
Okay, all right.

1214
01:02:34,740 --> 01:02:39,740
Look, I love Van Halen, but the Beatles were the Beatles.

1215
01:02:39,740 --> 01:02:47,740
To me, they're the greatest band ever, even though they're not my favorite band ever.

1216
01:02:47,740 --> 01:02:52,740
I admit their greatness, the stuff that they did and groundbreaking.

1217
01:02:52,740 --> 01:02:55,740
But anyhow, go ahead. What is your second quote?

1218
01:02:55,740 --> 01:03:02,740
Okay, this one I can believe. I can believe he said this.

1219
01:03:02,740 --> 01:03:04,740
This was by George Foreman.

1220
01:03:04,740 --> 01:03:06,740
Okay.

1221
01:03:06,740 --> 01:03:11,740
People ask me why I named all six of my sons George Foreman.

1222
01:03:11,740 --> 01:03:17,740
Well, when you've been punched in the head by Muhammad Ali, Joe Frazier,

1223
01:03:17,740 --> 01:03:22,740
Vander Holyfield, Ken Norton, try to see how many names you remember.

1224
01:03:22,740 --> 01:03:26,740
I love George Foreman.

1225
01:03:26,740 --> 01:03:30,740
Rob, that is the perfect thing to see this podcast on.

1226
01:03:30,740 --> 01:03:32,740
Everybody, thank you for listening.

1227
01:03:32,740 --> 01:03:35,740
I think we're going to do a state of the podcast, the next one,

1228
01:03:35,740 --> 01:03:38,740
and start stating to people who's rising, who's not.

1229
01:03:38,740 --> 01:03:43,740
And this time, Rock can be there with me, because he finally got on RSS with me.

1230
01:03:43,740 --> 01:03:48,740
And we can go through some points of some people that are tearing it up,

1231
01:03:48,740 --> 01:03:51,740
and other ones that haven't listened to us in a while.

1232
01:03:51,740 --> 01:03:53,740
So we're going to bitch at you.

1233
01:03:53,740 --> 01:03:56,740
So, anyhow, thank you everybody for listening.

1234
01:03:56,740 --> 01:03:59,740
Thank you, Rob. Another great episode.

1235
01:03:59,740 --> 01:04:01,740
And we'll talk to you guys soon.

1236
01:04:01,740 --> 01:04:03,740
Have a good night, everybody.

1237
01:04:03,740 --> 01:04:07,740
Good night, everybody. Have a good week.

1238
01:04:07,740 --> 01:04:14,740
And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

1239
01:04:14,740 --> 01:04:18,740
Let's see here. A package of eight hot dogs.

1240
01:04:18,740 --> 01:04:21,740
A package of ten hot dog buns.

1241
01:04:21,740 --> 01:04:26,740
I would have to buy ten packs of hot dogs and eight packs of buns to even it out.

1242
01:04:26,740 --> 01:04:28,740
Should I buy them at once?

1243
01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:31,740
Should I freeze them?

1244
01:04:31,740 --> 01:04:35,740
Or just continue to zigzag them and hope for the best?

1245
01:04:35,740 --> 01:04:37,740
I hate adulting.

1246
01:04:37,740 --> 01:04:56,740
Hey, where do they go? Where are the douchebags?

1247
01:04:56,740 --> 01:05:00,740
Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner.

1248
01:05:00,740 --> 01:05:02,740
Oh, jeez.

1249
01:05:02,740 --> 01:05:05,740
Glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back.

1250
01:05:05,740 --> 01:05:08,740
Man, that smells.