1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,320 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue 2 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:13,120 waters of the Missouri River, it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone Podcast. 3 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:16,520 Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. 4 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:19,360 It's strange insults from an alien. 5 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:20,360 Real hilarity. 6 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:25,360 You look like you smell like cheese. 7 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:29,680 We are Two Douchebags and Microphone. 8 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:33,760 As charming as a leaky sewer pipe. 9 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:40,720 And now, deep thoughts with Mark. 10 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:42,840 So let me see. 11 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:47,120 Let's say I was offended by people being offended. 12 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:51,240 Then would people being offended all the time would have to not be offended around me because 13 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:54,800 I was offended by them being offended? 14 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,680 Hmm. 15 00:00:56,680 --> 00:01:24,720 I may never know. 16 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:29,040 Hey podcasting people. 17 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:30,600 This is Topher. 18 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:41,720 I've managed to slip away from my minders or handlers or whatever they call themselves. 19 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:46,240 The Kale people have got me sequestered somewhere. 20 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,800 I'm not sure they move me every couple of days. 21 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:54,320 But anyway, I'm supposed to be working in the greenhouse and I slipped out for a bit 22 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:57,520 so I could try to do some guerrilla recording. 23 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:01,240 Oh, and the greenhouse, it's not where they grow the kale. 24 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,440 That of course is artificial. 25 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,760 The greenhouse is where the kale people make the food they eat. 26 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:10,680 Because of course they don't even eat kale themselves. 27 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,480 Anyways. 28 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:17,620 Oh, I've learned that they now call themselves Pitek. 29 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:19,620 Like Pita, only Pitek. 30 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:22,840 People for the ethical treatment of kale. 31 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:30,240 And my interrogators have informed me I'm facing 17 counts of crimes against kale. 32 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:39,760 Apparently I'm denying kale the ability to fulfill its destiny as a kale plant. 33 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,280 That destiny is of course to make you vomit. 34 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:48,460 But my interrogators say they're looking into a few more counts. 35 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:55,560 They call themselves interrogators but really they haven't even asked me any questions yet. 36 00:02:55,560 --> 00:03:00,840 But as long as I've got this recording and I can try to sneak it out, I learned some 37 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,720 interesting things. 38 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:10,960 One that is, if you have a Google Pixel phone, your phone may fail to call 911. 39 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:18,480 This has been a problem since 2021 and still no one can figure out why. 40 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:22,760 It happens on all carriers all around the globe. 41 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:26,220 The only common denominator is the Google Pixel phone. 42 00:03:26,220 --> 00:03:32,800 I can attest I had one of those that wouldn't call 911. 43 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,300 Another interesting thing I learned. 44 00:03:35,300 --> 00:04:03,840 If you've been on more than one international flight, or hang on a second. 45 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:10,280 If you've been on more than one international flight, or three or more long distance flights 46 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:15,480 to a coast, it's almost 100% certain you've flown with a drug mule. 47 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,880 Isn't that an interesting thing to think about? 48 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:21,880 You're sharing the plane with a drug mule. 49 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:27,420 And on the subject of recreational drugs, almost all of recreational drugs are completely 50 00:04:27,420 --> 00:04:28,420 vegan. 51 00:04:28,420 --> 00:04:29,420 Isn't that interesting? 52 00:04:29,420 --> 00:04:32,800 The vegans may be onto something here. 53 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:41,560 I guess the non-vegan one would be like licking a toad or something like that. 54 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:48,840 My last thing I've got is, in the country of Vietnam, there are still 35 million unexploded 55 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:55,920 land mines buried and 500,000 pounds of unexploded ordinance. 56 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,280 That's a lot. 57 00:04:57,280 --> 00:05:00,720 But fortunately they're training rats to sniff out land mines. 58 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:04,140 So that's nice, that's kind of cool. 59 00:05:04,140 --> 00:05:05,140 It's not so good if it's a dog. 60 00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:10,040 If a dog gets a land mine and it pops, then everyone's sad about the dog. 61 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:14,120 We've got plenty of rats. 62 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:18,760 I better get back to the greenhouse or they're going to notice I'm gone. 63 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:22,440 So I'll try to get another recording out when I can. 64 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:25,480 And keep thinking of me. 65 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:44,920 No worries dad, bye. 66 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:52,200 I'm Mark. And I'm Rob Redd. Okay, here real quick. Welcome to the show because we're probably 67 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:59,200 gonna break this up. You killed me Mark. You killed me. What is that? What'd I do? You just totally threw me off. 68 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:05,200 I thought we were talking off the air, we were talking on air. Oh, we are talking on air now. 69 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:16,200 No, well, no, just before that last break. Oh, oh no, no, no, we were on air. I thought we were on break. No, no, no, no, no, no. 70 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:27,200 That's cool. Okay, everybody, they're going to email us and let us know. But real quick, I was gonna tell the mad shitter story in honor of Moffett working in Clinton, Missouri at the bank. 71 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:36,200 Yeah, because I am not. Yeah, I love that story. Only you could pull that off. 72 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:44,200 Yeah, well, okay. A lot of newer listeners because you see RSS and we have a lot of new listeners all over and thank you very much. 73 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:51,200 So the show's growing pretty rapidly. We're really happy about that. Keep listening, please. Spread the news, tell your friends. 74 00:06:51,200 --> 00:07:01,200 Do you like my friend up there in Manhattan or not Manhattan, Kansas, but Lincoln, Nebraska. Turn it on in a business. Let everybody listen to it. 75 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:06,200 Let everybody know about it. Thank you. Awareness is our key. Let people know that we're here and all that. 76 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:15,200 So a lot of the newer people may not have heard my Clinton, Missouri mad shitter story. I am the mad shitter of Clinton, Missouri. 77 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:23,200 So this is how it all began. You truly are. Yes, I am. This is how it all began. The truth comes out. Yes. 78 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:37,200 And this is 94, 95, okay. I was diagnosed with sleep apnea. So anyhow, I had to wear a CPAP. 79 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:58,200 So I went in, had the surgery to cure it. And then I had the CPAP until I went back until after I was well enough to, you know, to for them to do the test to find out if I had it or not anymore. 80 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:09,200 So when they called me with the test results, they said, well, all right, congratulations. The surgery was a success. You no longer need to use your CPAP machine. 81 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:18,200 Yeah, I'm like, oh, great. Okay, cool. So right after that, Apria Healthcare calls me. Hey, we're going to need our machine back. 82 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:33,200 Okay. All right. I'll get it to you. I don't know. I think I'm off Friday. I'll get it to you Friday. No, no. Well, here's the deal. Since you no longer have sleep apnea, your insurance called us up and said they're not paying for it anymore. We need it back tonight. 83 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:48,200 Fuck. Okay, so I grabbed the machine. I'm like, all right, where's it at Kansas City? Oh, no, no, no, no. You live out in Cleveland, Missouri, which isn't that far from Kansas City. It's a lot closer to Kansas City than Clinton. 84 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:59,200 And they go, no, the office you would be taking that to is Clinton, Missouri. I'm like, what? It's like an hour and 20 minutes away. Well, do you want to pay for it? How much is it a day? $200? 85 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:08,200 Fuck no. Hang on. All right. What time you close five? Okay, I'm on my way. I grabbed the machine. I started heading to Clinton, Missouri. 86 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:19,200 So I get there during it in about 10 minutes before five. Okay, don't know anything. Great. So I'm leaving Clinton and there was only like one gas station on the edge of town back then. 87 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:32,200 And there was a subway sandwich shop that was built into it. So I go into that subway. I'm like, you know, or not the subway, but actually I get gas to get home. 88 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:40,200 That's the last gas station till Harrison will exit. So, you know, it's like a good hour or something like that. So I'm like, I better get gas. I get gas. 89 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:53,200 I go into that gas station. I'm like, I'm gonna get seven up. But first I'm gonna take a piss. I don't really have to that bad, but I need to because by the time I hit Garden City or something, I'm gonna have to piss. 90 00:09:53,200 --> 00:10:04,200 I know myself that well. So, and I'll grab a seven. Yeah, trust me. I know that drive all too well. Yes. I think anyone in these parts would know that drive very well. 91 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:14,200 So I'm like, and I better grab a seven up for way back. So I go into the bathroom there and there's liquid shit all over the walls. 92 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:26,200 And I found out afterwards to a friend of mine. She said they use a colostomy bag and they spray it. They literally spray it on the walls and it leaves like a thick shit gel. 93 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:38,200 It was nasty. So I'm in there about ready to fucking puke and vomit and I just barely got my dick out. I'm just like pissing as hard as I can because I'm dry heaving and think I'm gonna pass out from the smell. 94 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:53,200 This old man comes in behind me and he starts tripping at me. I caught him. I caught him. I got the mad shitter. I turn around. I go, dude, I go, I just got in here. I'm not the mad shitter. I got him. I got him. I got him. I caught the mad shitter. 95 00:10:53,200 --> 00:11:03,200 I'm like, man, I didn't fucking do it, man. Get away from me. So he's behind me just fucking chirping and fucking badgering me talking about how I'm the mad shitter. 96 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:10,200 And like I'm walking out and some ways on one side and the gas stations on the other. I'm like, fuck this. I'm still getting my seven up, man. 97 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:19,200 So anyhow, I go over there and the guys behind me just chirping away. I got him. I got him. And I'm like, I'm not the mad shitter. 98 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:28,200 Everybody in subway staring at me like I'm the mad shitter. They don't believe me. And then I go to the lady. Yeah. 99 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:37,200 And I go over there to the gas station by my seven up. I look at her and I go, I'm not the mad shitter. And she goes, sure, you're not. Bullshit. 100 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:45,200 She thought I was the mad shitter, too. Because that old bastard. 101 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:51,200 I should have just like picked him up and fucking rubbed his nose in the shit. He was a little frail little bastard. 102 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:58,200 I should have just picked him up, rubbed his nose in the shit and threw him in the stall and said, fuck you. That's what I should have done. 103 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:06,200 But I was so out of joint because someone's behind me screaming, I'm the mad shitter. I'm just like, I didn't know what to do. 104 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:12,200 I'm like, I'm not the mad shitter. All I could do is go, I'm not him. I'm not him. I just walked in. It was the weirdest. 105 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:18,200 So that old bastard, he probably still is. He's probably not around anymore. 106 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:25,200 But if I ever see that old bastard and I don't care if he's 10 minutes from death, I'm slapping him to death the rest of the way. 107 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,200 Fucking old bastard, old conger. 108 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:42,200 Just so everybody knows, this is some stuff that would have happened to Mark and me and the rest of our friends back in about 85, 86. 109 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:46,200 If there was anything to be blamed on anybody, it would be us. 110 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:51,200 Yeah, and if it was only blamed on us, we were actually the good guys. 111 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:58,200 Yes, they thought we were heroin addicts. They thought we were like these fucking alcoholics. 112 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:03,200 We did drink quite a bit, but I mean, they thought we were these people that didn't fucking work. 113 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:08,200 We were like fucking homeless. We were vagrants all because we had hair and shit. 114 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:17,200 And I mean, we had the most horrible things said about us just because we chose to wear our hair long and have a little fun when we were younger. 115 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:21,200 But the people that actually got to know us loved us. 116 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:28,200 Yeah, yeah, and they were few and far between, but you know what? It was a gem when we got one and we enjoyed them. 117 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:32,200 Oh yeah, that's why we enjoy each other. 118 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:37,200 Yeah, and then like the real weirdos, they all got X'd out. 119 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:44,200 Like we were talking about the guy that left his fucking, was it his cutlass on the tracks at Jess and Jim's? 120 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:47,200 Oh, that was an old man, dude. 121 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:50,200 It was an old man that did that, that's right. We were talking about it the other day. 122 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,200 Yeah, he was an old man, yeah. 123 00:13:52,200 --> 00:14:00,200 He was an older gentleman and it was a 40. I mean, you could tell he garaged that car. 124 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,200 Yeah, and we were the only ones that went over there. 125 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:11,200 He drove it down the tracks, got it turned around, got back, got it stuck, and damn near got taken out by a damn train. 126 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:17,200 I mean, if it wasn't for us, it would have gotten taken out by a train and probably half of that block too. 127 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,200 But people thought that we were the bad guys. 128 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:26,200 If it was not for me, you, your brother, and everybody else, that car would have been, oh my god. 129 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:34,200 It probably would have creamed into the side of Jess and Jim's and maybe took out some people in the corner eating. 130 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:42,200 Honestly, he probably would have went to jail because he was sitting at the Jess and Jim's bar drinking. 131 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:46,200 And then he started drinking when we pulled his car off of there too. 132 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:51,200 Yeah, yeah, we both saw it, we said thank you, and he went back in and started drinking some more. 133 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:56,200 Like, fuck, it's like, well we didn't mean for you to do that. So, anyhow. 134 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,200 And all it did was take the passenger side mirror off. 135 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,200 That's it, I know. 136 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:08,200 That was... That car rattled and cracked, and we all just started picking each other up and started moving it over. 137 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,200 How insane. 138 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,200 Oh, that was crazy. 139 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:17,200 Yeah. Shit like that happened all the time. 140 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:20,200 So... Yeah, yeah, yeah. 141 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:26,200 Alright, I've got some odd facts. 142 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,200 Do you want to go into them? 143 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,200 Yeah, yeah, go ahead, go ahead. 144 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,200 Okay. 145 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,200 I've got a little story I've got to go into too. 146 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,200 Okay. 147 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,200 Let's go ahead. 148 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:40,200 Did you know that an average cloud weighs a million pounds? 149 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,200 No, I didn't. 150 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:49,200 Yeah. Hope they don't land on us. 151 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:53,200 I found that one hard to believe, but it looked to me to be true. 152 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:56,200 I found that last one hard to believe. 153 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:59,200 Yeah. Yeah. 154 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:08,200 Do you know that the Hawaiian alphabet only comprises of 13 letters? 155 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,200 What? 156 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,200 Yep. 157 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,200 13. I don't know how they write out sentences. 158 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,200 Hey, I don't have a clue. 159 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,200 Yeah, me neither. 160 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,200 I thought they spoke English. 161 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:25,200 They speak both. 162 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,200 That's right, they do. 163 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,200 Yeah. 164 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:31,200 Yeah, and it's kind of an Asian language, I believe, isn't it? 165 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,200 Wait, so it's 13 letters? 166 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,200 13 letters. 167 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,200 Wow. 168 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,200 All of this appears to be true. 169 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:41,200 I mean, if I looked at two websites that lied, then I looked at two websites that lied. 170 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,200 I believe it. 171 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:48,200 This one I find really hard to believe because just think about it. 172 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:55,200 Cleopatra lived closer to the moon landing than the pyramids. 173 00:16:55,200 --> 00:17:01,200 So if you went up into space to where the astronauts touched and said, 174 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:07,200 one big step for mankind, and all that, she lived closer to that. 175 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,200 Allegedly. 176 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:12,200 Allegedly, than the pyramids. 177 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:16,200 And that to me was unanswered. 178 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:19,200 It was like no one contested it. 179 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,200 I looked around and stuff. 180 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:25,200 I found it in another area that said that that's what was going on. 181 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:31,200 So I believe it to be true to the best of my knowledge. 182 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,200 Wow. 183 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,200 That's kind of hard to believe, isn't it? 184 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:39,200 Closer to the landing of the moon than pyramids. 185 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,200 Even though we think of her. 186 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,200 Cleopatra was. 187 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,200 Even though we think of her. 188 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:47,200 Oh, you're talking about the time period. 189 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,200 No. 190 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,200 Okay. 191 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,200 So that's about where they geographically lived. 192 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,200 Really? 193 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,200 That's the way this was written out. 194 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:59,200 It was written out just like that. 195 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,200 Okay, so that's the farthest form of my knowledge. 196 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,200 I don't see that. 197 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,200 I don't either. 198 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,200 Well, you know what? 199 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,200 Let's look it up again. 200 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,200 I'm not going to argue. 201 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:15,200 To the best of my ability, to the best of my knowledge, that's what it is. 202 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,200 Right. 203 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,200 Definitely. 204 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,200 I know. 205 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,200 I know. 206 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,200 I came home work. 207 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,200 Did you know male seahorses give birth? 208 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,200 I knew that one. 209 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:29,200 That one was an easy one because I think Topher covered that on another one. 210 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,200 I remember that question somehow. 211 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:36,200 Actually, I came up with it and tossed it out. 212 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,200 Oh, you did? 213 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,200 Okay. 214 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,200 All right. 215 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,200 I knew someone did. 216 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,200 I came up with it but tossed it out. 217 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:45,200 Oh, you're just kind of like, yeah, I don't think it's that good. 218 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,200 Yeah. 219 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,200 I'm not sure that anybody knows that at this point. 220 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,200 Okay. 221 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,200 All right. 222 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:55,200 Did you know the shortest war was 45 minutes long? 223 00:18:55,200 --> 00:19:02,200 Using just 11 ships, the British bombarded the Zanzibar Palace. 224 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:11,200 The leader of the Zanzibar Palace passed away right before they bombarded it. 225 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:17,200 The war was over so quickly the British hadn't enough time to declare war and that was because 226 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,200 the British came at them with a lot of might. 227 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:28,200 Zanzibar did not have that much of a military and their leader died right before they got 228 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,200 there. 229 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:32,200 So, no one knew what to do. 230 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,200 I have heard this. 231 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,200 I knew that. 232 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,200 Yeah. 233 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,200 Isn't that something? 234 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,200 You talk about circumstance. 235 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,200 Kind of like, yeah, that's true. 236 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,200 Yeah. 237 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:45,200 Go in and get our whatever, prime minister or king or president, whatever. 238 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,200 Go in and talk. 239 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:52,200 I meant to talk to you about that a minute ago, but we're busy getting bombed. 240 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,200 Yeah. 241 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,200 Yeah. 242 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,200 Yeah. 243 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:59,200 Isn't that crazy? 244 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,200 Did you know that? 245 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:04,200 And this is scary because we can go into it right after because I think I know where you're 246 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,200 going to go and I know where I'm going to go. 247 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:11,200 A trillion seconds is over 30,000 years. 248 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:16,200 A trillion seconds, 30,000 years. 249 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:24,200 Think of that in money and think of how much money, how much debt our government put us 250 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,200 in. 251 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,200 A trillion. 252 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:38,200 If it was in seconds, it would be 30,000 years. 253 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,200 That's what a trillion is. 254 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:48,200 And we owe a lot of those because our government are a bunch of fucking idiots. 255 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,200 Bart. 256 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:53,200 No, I'm not going down that path. 257 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,200 Okay. 258 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,200 Okay. 259 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,200 Did you know? 260 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,200 He's checking. 261 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,200 No, no, no. 262 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:04,200 I just had to accentuate a trillion and how much a trillion is. 263 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,200 Okay. 264 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:11,200 At the height of the first... Oh, by the way, there's going to be clipping in the last 265 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:16,200 podcast that you've heard, the one right before this one, and it is because Rob and 266 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,200 I went on a big tirade that we had to cut out. 267 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,200 Yeah. 268 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,200 So this is why Rob's going, Mark, reel it in. 269 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,200 Mark, reel it in. 270 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,200 Reel it in. 271 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,200 Reel it in. 272 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,200 And he knows what he's doing. 273 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,200 That's part of my job. 274 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,200 Yes. 275 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,200 Okay. 276 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:34,200 At the height of the... Yeah, go Mark, all too well. 277 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,200 Mm-hmm. 278 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:38,200 Long fucking time, Bob, on some issues. 279 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:46,200 At the height of the first war in 1914, an unofficial ceasefire took place in no man's 280 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,200 land. 281 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:53,480 Someone played the Christmas carol over a speaker, and in no man's land, this is where 282 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,480 they were fighting the war, it's the famous no man's land. 283 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,480 Right. 284 00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:58,480 Okay. 285 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:02,480 Both sides put down their guns for all of Christmas. 286 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:06,680 Okay, yeah, I... Okay. 287 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:07,680 I knew that to be true. 288 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:11,680 Yeah, that's how I knew about no man's land, is because of that story. 289 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,680 Yeah, I knew of that. 290 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:15,680 Yeah. 291 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:16,680 That's pretty true. 292 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:17,680 That's pretty cool. 293 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,680 Well, my dad was a history buff. 294 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,680 Okay, then you knew. 295 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,680 Yeah. 296 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:32,680 Did you know Picasso's real name is Nempicano Maria D. Los Remedios? 297 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:37,680 No wonder you know my Picasso. 298 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:43,680 I would have skipped that one just because of the damn name, dude. 299 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,680 I know exactly why he went by Picasso. 300 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:47,680 Yeah. 301 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:50,680 He's like, what's your name? 302 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,680 I'm Picasso. 303 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:58,680 Everybody can pronounce that. 304 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:03,680 Did you know that sharks are older than trees? 305 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,680 And I'm talking about their bloodline, not a specific shark. 306 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:10,680 Like, you couldn't point in the ocean and go, that shark is older than my maple. 307 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:16,680 Yeah, in some cases it could be. 308 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,680 It could be, who knows? 309 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,680 Starship Perfuel. 310 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:22,680 Yep. 311 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:28,680 All the planets, did you know, all the planets in the solar system can fit in between the 312 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,680 distance between the moon and earth. 313 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:34,680 And that is in their general state of where they are right now. 314 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:35,680 Not squishing them in. 315 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,680 You can take the whole solar system. 316 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:41,680 The moon's the other way. 317 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,680 I didn't know that. 318 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,680 Well, now you do. 319 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:46,680 And I remember I have asked- 320 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:50,680 I've been watching a lot of UFO shows lately. 321 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,680 Oh, those are great, aren't they? 322 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:58,680 Like I said before, it's a pretty sad state when the CIA pretty much, well, the government 323 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:03,680 pretty much admits that they've had aliens and they know there's aliens around and they've 324 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:04,680 had alien contact. 325 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:08,680 Mark, let's talk about this out here. 326 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:09,680 Okay. 327 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,680 We could take this a totally different direction. 328 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,680 Let's talk about this out there. 329 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:14,680 Okay. 330 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:15,680 Go ahead, Rob. 331 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,680 You had a- that's it. 332 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,680 You had a story. 333 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:18,680 Oh, yeah. 334 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,680 Yeah. 335 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:26,680 I was talking to my brother the other night. 336 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,680 I'm not reading nothing. 337 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,680 I'm just talking right at this point. 338 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,680 I was talking to my brother that night. 339 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:42,680 My mom, who lives in the Chesapeake, has a dog. 340 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,680 Uh-huh. 341 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,680 And she's a dementia picture. 342 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:47,680 Okay? 343 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:48,680 Okay. 344 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:49,680 Okay. 345 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,680 My mom has dementia. 346 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,680 God love her. 347 00:24:55,680 --> 00:25:04,680 And she lives like five minutes from my brother, so my brother takes care of her because I'm 348 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:13,680 an hour and fifteen minutes away. 349 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:22,680 So my brother was telling me that he took my mom's dog to the vet the other day for a 350 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:23,680 checkup. 351 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:24,680 Uh-huh. 352 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:29,680 And his dog's like ten, anywhere from like ten, thirteen years old. 353 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:36,680 This little- this dog is like eight, ten inches tall, Mark. 354 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:37,680 Okay. 355 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,680 He weighs twenty-seven pounds. 356 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:41,680 Uh-huh. 357 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:48,680 And my mom has no idea how he's doing that. 358 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:52,680 How he's got that big. 359 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:53,680 Wow. 360 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:54,680 Okay. 361 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:55,680 Yeah. 362 00:25:55,680 --> 00:26:01,680 And my brother's like, dude, this dog looks like a blown up kit. 363 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,680 That's about ready to explode. 364 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,680 Yeah, I would say. 365 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:12,680 Yeah, I mean, yeah, he's only like- yeah. 366 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:18,680 Yeah, my brother's telling me, oh, I gotta mention this. 367 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:27,680 This poor little dude, that my brother's gonna start taking more authority over the dog. 368 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:28,680 Okay. 369 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:33,680 Start- and my mom even mentioned, yeah, we need to start- I need to start walking him 370 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:34,680 a little more. 371 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,680 He's getting a little fat. 372 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:42,680 Well, she mentioned this the day after my brother told me this. 373 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,680 I'm like, you think? 374 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,680 You think so? 375 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,680 Yeah. 376 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:49,680 Funny. 377 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:53,680 Dude, you should see this dog. 378 00:26:53,680 --> 00:27:06,680 It's like the size of a wiener dog, but dude, this thing's huge. 379 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,680 Uh-huh. 380 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,680 Wow. 381 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:14,680 Well, yeah. 382 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,680 Yeah. 383 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:17,680 Yeah. 384 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,680 What do you do? 385 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:25,680 Um, you want to take a break and come back with some more stuff, or are you good with 386 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,680 what we have? 387 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,680 What do you want to do, Rob? 388 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,680 What do you want to do? 389 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:31,680 You know what? 390 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:32,680 I have some ass padlins I want to hand out. 391 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:36,680 You want to come back and do some? 392 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,680 Yeah, let's come back. 393 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:39,680 All right. 394 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:43,680 We'll be right back with some ass padlins, because there's a lot of people out there 395 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:44,680 that fucking deserve them. 396 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:45,680 All right. 397 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:46,680 We'll be right back. 398 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:52,680 Invisible ass padlins, new douche flavors, and horrible pranks? 399 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,680 What the fuck is wrong with these guys? 400 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,680 Break shit house energy drink. 401 00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:58,680 That's right. 402 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,680 Break shit house energy drink. 403 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,680 Make men and women a girl. 404 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:03,680 Chomp your balls. 405 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:04,680 You want to fuck shit up? 406 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:05,680 Run a full-scale across America. 407 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:06,680 Break shit houses for you. 408 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:07,680 Break shit houses for you. 409 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:08,680 Break shit houses for you. 410 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:09,680 Break shit houses for you. 411 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:10,680 Break shit houses for you. 412 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:11,680 Break shit houses for you. 413 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:12,680 Break shit houses for you. 414 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:13,680 Break shit houses for you. 415 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:14,680 Break shit houses for you. 416 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,680 Please enjoy break shit house energy drink responsibly. 417 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:20,680 It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues. 418 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:24,680 Next up, Things Overheard in Hell. 419 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:28,680 Well, that new handsome CD is just a laptop. 420 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:29,680 Uh-huh. 421 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:37,680 Who's on him, Mark? 422 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,680 Yeah, bro. 423 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,680 I'm on him. 424 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,680 All right. 425 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:45,680 Well, you know what? 426 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,680 I was going to do ass paddling, but you know what? 427 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:54,680 I just got to looking at my list, and there's some things I need to change on it, so I really 428 00:28:54,680 --> 00:29:02,680 can't do it because there is some things on there that probably I... Okay, I just got 429 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:03,680 to change it. 430 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:04,680 Let's just put it like that, okay? 431 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:05,680 So no ass paddling tonight. 432 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:06,680 We'll get them next time around. 433 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:11,680 So sorry, guys. 434 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:18,680 You know, there was a missing two-year-old girl who got lost in the woods near her home 435 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:24,680 and was found to sleep on one of her two family dogs like a furry pillow while the other one 436 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:31,680 kept her safe and guarded her in the woods for a couple of nights. 437 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:36,680 And I thought that was a fantastic story. 438 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:37,680 Let's see. 439 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,680 Do you know that... Remember Donnie Osmond? 440 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:41,680 Yeah. 441 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:42,680 Okay. 442 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:43,680 Donnie and Marie. 443 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:46,680 We grew up watching them on TV. 444 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:47,680 Yes. 445 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:52,680 They had a great variety show, and we loved watching that. 446 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:53,680 It was great. 447 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:54,680 They sang. 448 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:55,680 They danced. 449 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:56,680 Everything. 450 00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:00,680 Remember Marie was a little bit country, and Donnie was a little bit rock and roll and 451 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:01,680 all that. 452 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:05,680 And anyhow, it was... Marie was totally hot, and she still is. 453 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:06,680 Yeah, she is. 454 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:07,680 She's like what? 455 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:08,680 You know she's my mom's age. 456 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,680 Yeah, she's still hot, though. 457 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,680 She has kept herself together very well. 458 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,680 Beautiful woman. 459 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:16,680 Beautiful woman. 460 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:22,680 And anyhow, I guess Donnie's been having a lot of health issues here lately, and I didn't 461 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:23,680 know. 462 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,680 Well, I did not hear that. 463 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:26,680 Yeah. 464 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:32,480 Donnie Osmond has had a long and very successful career from the beginning with the Osmonds, 465 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:36,680 which made him a global star to work with Sister Marie and later a solo artist. 466 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,680 It seemed like nothing could stop him. 467 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:43,440 Though there was rumors about a feud with his sister Marie spread across the internet, 468 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:47,160 Donnie would eventually have more significant issues to take care of, and who knows if they 469 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,680 had a feud or not. 470 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,480 Nobody would address it, so it may not have been anything. 471 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:57,080 The singer had back and neck surgeries, and while recovering he got an infection and he 472 00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:00,480 had to learn how to walk again. 473 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:05,080 Now Osmond is back on his feet, and despite having health issues in the last number of 474 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:10,040 years, it seems like he has no plans to stop, at least not for now, as he appears to have 475 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,680 a mind-blowing plan for his future. 476 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:16,800 Sadly, it doesn't involve reuniting with his brother, which I don't know what happened 477 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:17,800 there. 478 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:18,800 This is just what is said in the article. 479 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:19,800 So... 480 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:24,560 We gotta do some research on that. 481 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:30,120 So I guess there's some feuding going on, and possibly even with his sister. 482 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:39,080 But I'm glad he's on the mend and he plans to tour again, or at least do shows. 483 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,080 So you know what? 484 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,080 All good. 485 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,080 Yeah, very cool. 486 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:43,080 I would love to see. 487 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,080 Oh, he's getting up there in age too. 488 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:45,080 Yes he is. 489 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,080 He's not much younger than that. 490 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:50,040 You know, Ozzy's getting ready to do a back surgery, right? 491 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,040 Or are they twins? 492 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,040 No, they're not twins. 493 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,040 He's a little bit younger. 494 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,040 No, they're not twins. 495 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,040 Yeah. 496 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,040 Here's the deal. 497 00:31:56,040 --> 00:32:04,480 You know, Ozzy is getting ready to do some back surgery, and if it goes well, he could 498 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,560 probably take on maybe hopefully a show or two. 499 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:14,560 I want the Ozzy and Donnie show, or the Donnie and Ozzy show. 500 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,560 Split bill. 501 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:17,560 Half Donnie. 502 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:18,560 Oh, better yet. 503 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:19,560 Ozzy, Donnie, and Marie. 504 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:20,560 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 505 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:21,560 If you got Donnie, you got to have Marie. 506 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:22,560 Yeah, yes. 507 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,560 Marie's the harder one of the two, in my opinion. 508 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,560 Oh come on, Ozzy with hair is kind of hot, isn't he? 509 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:25,560 Lona. 510 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:26,560 You mean our number one listener? 511 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:27,560 Yes. 512 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:28,560 All right. 513 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:29,560 Yes, I admit she's Lona. 514 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,560 Okay. 515 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:45,560 I pay attention. 516 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:57,000 Lona, send me an email about Rob, okay? 517 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:02,960 Rob just said your name, man, and he's like giggling, so hey, it's your turn, Lona. 518 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:03,960 Turn to fight back. 519 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:08,960 Even though he didn't say anything bad, but anyhow. 520 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:12,640 No, I was telling Donnie and for her. 521 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:13,640 Oh, for Lona? 522 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:14,640 Oh, I get it. 523 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:15,640 Yeah. 524 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:16,640 Okay. 525 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:21,440 Yeah, I was telling Donnie and for Lona. 526 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:22,440 Okay. 527 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:23,440 Well, you're a very nice- 528 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,120 I got Marie. 529 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:28,400 You're a very nice guy for offering Donnie up to Lona. 530 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:32,520 He's a handsome man and a great singer and very talented and probably has a lot of money, 531 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:36,120 so there you go, Lona. 532 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:40,360 I mean, there's that little issue of getting it past Keith, though. 533 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:43,360 So good luck with that one. 534 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:48,040 All right, and there is his religion beliefs, too. 535 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,040 Oh yeah, yeah. 536 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:50,040 We'll leave that out. 537 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,040 We'll leave that out. 538 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 539 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,040 You know what? 540 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,040 Yep, yep. 541 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,040 Okay. 542 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,040 Let's move on. 543 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,040 Okay. 544 00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:02,520 The CEO of Hedge Fund Renaissance Technologies and Staff, once installed mirrors around the 545 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:07,840 office to stop him crashing in while he rode a unicycle. 546 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,640 So this is a high-rise in Manhattan, okay? 547 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:18,160 And he was part of Renaissance Technologies that was founded in 1982, is widely regarded 548 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:22,160 as one of the world's most successful hedge funds, and he's one of the most successful 549 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,640 hedge fund managers. 550 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:30,200 Brown joined the company in 1993 after a stint with IBM as one of the first hires made by 551 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:35,280 the hedge fund founder, Jim Simmons, in 2010. 552 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:40,080 Brown became co-CIO with Bob Mercer, who stepped down in 2017. 553 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:46,280 Simmons has a net worth of $28 billion, and he is the 51st richest person in the world 554 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,200 per Bloomberg. 555 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:53,680 So he would constantly ride a unicycle. 556 00:34:53,680 --> 00:35:00,680 He admitted this around this office up on this high-rise, all windows, and they had 557 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:05,920 to install mirrors because he kept crashing into the windows. 558 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:14,920 And it was like his thing to de-stress himself was to ride this unicycle, right? 559 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:20,040 And he did it every day for years, and he kept running into the windows. 560 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:25,080 So what they did was they installed mirrors, this guy from this hedge fund, so he wouldn't 561 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:29,720 end up killing himself doing this unicycle around his office. 562 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:36,280 I was going to say, just hit the windows. 563 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:37,280 You know what? 564 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:38,280 I don't write the stories. 565 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,760 I just report them. 566 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,240 Well, some stories I write. 567 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,240 Oh, trust me. 568 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:43,240 I know. 569 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:44,240 Yeah, I know. 570 00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:50,840 I do have a good one here. 571 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:55,720 I did think of that, and I cannot answer why they didn't do that. 572 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:58,720 Okay, anyhow, go ahead. 573 00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:04,000 A Missouri woman was arrested after she... 574 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,840 Oh, they used our word. 575 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,840 Oh no, what is it? 576 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:10,840 Allegedly. 577 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:11,840 Oh. 578 00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:15,840 Okay, let me restart this. 579 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,840 Now that I ran across it, let me restart this. 580 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:26,880 A Missouri woman was arrested after she allegedly drove for five miles with her husband clinging 581 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:34,320 to the hood of her car following an argument. 582 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:35,320 Go on. 583 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:42,200 And this is on the independent, on the internet, anybody to look it up. 584 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:51,920 Police say that Stephanie Boyd 38 took off in her car in Bonita Park, which is in St. 585 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:52,920 Louis. 586 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:53,920 Oh, okay. 587 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:54,920 Well, there you go. 588 00:36:54,920 --> 00:37:02,840 After she and her husband got into an argument at their home on 28th of September, officials 589 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:15,800 say that she drove onto I-170, which she drove along for 4.6 miles, including through a construction 590 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:22,240 zone before getting off on 2 Airport Road. 591 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:36,000 A police officer then saw the vehicle go past him with his wife and daughter crying that... 592 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,000 Go on, I'm sorry. 593 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000 This is bad news. 594 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,000 Okay, you guys start laughing so your faces... 595 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000 It's almost done. 596 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,000 Okay. 597 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,000 Go ahead. 598 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:59,320 But then when they tried to pull her over, Ms. Boyd did not stop for another half a mile. 599 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:07,480 She was arrested and has now been charged with first degree domestic assault and resisting 600 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,880 arrest according to Fox 2. 601 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:18,760 Ms. Boyd is being held in St. Louis County Jail on a $100,000 cash only bond. 602 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:27,600 If convicted, she is facing up to 15 years in prison and a fine of $10,000. 603 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:33,760 She has been ordered to stay away from her husband if she goes on. 604 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:34,760 Wow. 605 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:43,960 Dude, that's what you see on TV and it actually happened. 606 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:44,960 Wow. 607 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:56,120 She drove 5 miles with her husband, pleading to the hood of the car. 608 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,120 Gosh. 609 00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,120 Okay. 610 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:03,920 She must have been pretty fucking mad. 611 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,920 I wonder what he said to her. 612 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:15,200 Thank God I'm from the other side of the state is what I'm saying. 613 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,480 I'm from Kansas City, not St. Louis. 614 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:26,120 St. Louis is great, don't get me wrong, but there is different type of people. 615 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,120 This program... 616 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:36,320 Everybody down here to Lake and Ozarks, it's a mix between St. Louis and Kansas City people, 617 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,320 a lot of them. 618 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,320 Yeah, I know it is. 619 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:44,320 You can definitely tell the difference. 620 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,320 Kansas City people are more laid back. 621 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:52,480 St. Louis people, those are the more than ones that go get into shit. 622 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:53,480 I would agree. 623 00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,760 I've known a lot of people from St. Louis. 624 00:39:55,760 --> 00:40:01,320 I know a lot of fine people from St. Louis, but they are different. 625 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:06,640 There's big differences in each city with the people and everything. 626 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,360 I do enjoy going to St. Louis. 627 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,360 I do enjoy certain drinks in those places. 628 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:11,360 I do too. 629 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:12,360 St. Louis is a great city. 630 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:13,360 I love their city market. 631 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:14,360 There's a lot of history there. 632 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:15,360 The botanical gardens. 633 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,360 The arch is cool. 634 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,360 The Mississippi River. 635 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:22,360 I'm not a dog in St. Louis. 636 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:23,840 I know you're not. 637 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:24,840 They have White Castle. 638 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,840 I happen to be from Kansas City. 639 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:28,840 Same here. 640 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,840 This program originates from Kansas City. 641 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:36,840 From the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River. 642 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,840 Anybody that knows the Missouri River? 643 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:40,840 They're gorgeous. 644 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:41,840 They're gorgeous. 645 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:45,840 Like I always said, it looks like mud was mixed with vinegar. 646 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,840 That's the Missouri River. 647 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:53,840 The way it is where you run into St. Louis is Missouri runs into Mississippi. 648 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:58,840 It's funny because whenever I say that, anyone that knows the Missouri River is like, the 649 00:40:58,840 --> 00:40:59,840 crystal blue waters? 650 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:03,840 What the hell are they talking about? 651 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,840 I always thought they were. 652 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:15,840 Honestly, when I was a very little kid, I can vaguely remember and my family has pictures. 653 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:22,840 My dad and my uncle would go out of the family and die on the Missouri River on the little 654 00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:29,840 16 foot tri-hole boat and go swimming and navigate. 655 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:36,840 There are certain areas you can... Well, there was back then. 656 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,840 That was back in the 70s. 657 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:39,840 Oh yeah. 658 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:40,840 All right. 659 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:42,840 Well, let's take us a little break. 660 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,840 Now you got to worry about dead bodies floating up on you. 661 00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:46,840 Yeah. 662 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,840 Let's take us a little break and I'll come back with our final story. 663 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,840 Does that sound good? 664 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:54,840 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 665 00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,840 It's strange insults from an alien. 666 00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:58,840 Real hilarity. 667 00:41:58,840 --> 00:41:59,840 Hey, you're sure? 668 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:01,840 Or is it sound similar to a fart? 669 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:02,840 It only was. 670 00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:06,840 Such that we cannot reproduce it and prove that it was just a chair. 671 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:10,840 Remember to send all male body part photos to Rob Rad's inbox. 672 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:13,840 A lot of podcasts just come from a can. 673 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:20,840 Here at Two Dish Bags and a Microphone, we pour our own podcasts. 674 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:24,840 Next up, things overheard in hell. 675 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:29,840 Hell will be your main course forever. 676 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:43,840 Microphone on, Mark. 677 00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:44,840 And number up. 678 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:45,840 Okay. 679 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:50,840 And finally here, we're going to get this Eric Clapton, Robert F. Kennedy story that I've been meaning to get to for about a month now. 680 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:58,840 So this is a little outdated, but we finally cleared some time to do this with this bonus podcast, if you will. 681 00:42:58,840 --> 00:42:59,840 Okay. 682 00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:02,840 And I am a major Eric Clapton fan, by the way. 683 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:03,840 Me too. 684 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:09,840 His music, maybe not some of his other stuff, but we're not even going to talk about that. 685 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:19,840 Eric Clapton performed at a fundraiser for presidential candidate, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. at a private estate in Brentwood near Los Angeles. 686 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:28,840 The event raised $2.2 million for Kennedy, $1 million for the campaign, and $1.2 million for the PAC, supporting the candidate. 687 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:32,840 Political Action Committee is what that stands for. 688 00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:42,840 I am deeply grateful to Eric Clapton for bringing his musical artistry and rebellious spirit at my gathering in Los Angeles last night, Kennedy said in his statement. 689 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:51,840 I sometimes think that in our divided society, it is music rather than any kind of intellectual agreement that has the most potential to bring us together again. 690 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:52,840 And I agree with him. 691 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:53,840 That's true. 692 00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,840 Music does bring people together. 693 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:59,840 And even if they want to or don't, it brings people together. 694 00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:01,840 It's like common ground, right? 695 00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:07,840 Oh my God. Music. Music is life, honestly. 696 00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:08,840 It is. 697 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,840 Yeah, it really brings people together. 698 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,840 I totally agree. 699 00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:13,840 I agree too. 700 00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:18,840 The presidential candidate continued, Eric sings from the depth of the human condition. 701 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:30,840 If he sees in me the possibility of bringing unity to our country, it is only possible because artists like him invoke a buried faith in the limitless power of human beings to overcome any obstacle. 702 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:41,840 Clapton joins a growing list of celebrities who have spoken out in support of Kennedy, including the candidate's wife Cheryl Hines, Rob Schneider, and Alicia Silverstone. 703 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:54,840 The Curb Your Enthusiasm actress posted a photo of Woody Harrelson on Kennedy's Instagram in August, but the actor insisted in a statement to USA Today that the photo wasn't necessarily an endorsement. 704 00:44:54,840 --> 00:45:00,840 Bobby is a personal friend, he told the publication in a statement through his representative. 705 00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:05,840 I don't endorse candidates from either party because I'm an anarchist. 706 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,840 He may be. I don't know. 707 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:14,840 Clapton, Kennedy, and Harrelson have all been outspoken against COVID-19 vaccines. 708 00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:24,840 The Wonderful Tonight singer received the AstraZeneca vaccines and said he had severe reactions that made him worried he wouldn't play the guitar again. 709 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:34,840 In February, Harrelson sped a chunk of his opening monologue on Saturday Night Live questioning COVID-19 mandates and joking about conspiracy theories surrounding the coronavirus. 710 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:49,840 So, um, I appreciate what Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is doing. I appreciate his going against the grain. 711 00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,840 Yeah, yeah, I can too a little bit. 712 00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:54,840 But I have one main issue with him. 713 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:56,840 And it's this. 714 00:45:56,840 --> 00:46:03,840 From my understanding of what I read is correct, allegedly he was a heroin addict. I cannot. 715 00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,840 Yeah, I heard you mention heroin. 716 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:16,840 I cannot and will not ever endorse a former drug addict because I've been around him my whole fucking life. 717 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,840 They don't change in my opinion. 718 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:21,840 Amen, brother. 719 00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,840 I can never trust him because of that. 720 00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,840 I think he's great to have out there. 721 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,840 No, no, no, Mark. 722 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:30,840 Okay, go ahead. 723 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:34,840 I am gonna have to disagree with you on this. 724 00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,840 Okay, go ahead. 725 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,840 People can change. 726 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:42,840 They can, but it's been my experiences and majority of what I've been through. 727 00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:44,840 Mark, I have. I have. 728 00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:49,840 I know you have, Rob. Rob, you're living proof that people change. And I commend you. And you've done a great job. 729 00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,840 Dude, back in the 90s I was doing meth. 730 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:53,840 I know. I know. 731 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:57,840 Okay, I ain't touch taking years. 732 00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:58,840 Good. 733 00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:02,840 Everybody knows. Yeah, I'm clean. I'm good. 734 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,840 Rob, number one, I'm very proud of you. 735 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:05,840 But. 736 00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:08,840 And I have no doubt you're gonna stay clean the rest of your life. 737 00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:09,840 But. 738 00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,840 You're not running for president. 739 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,840 You remember some of my old friends. 740 00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:15,840 What did you say? 741 00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,840 I said you remember some of my old friends. 742 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:20,840 Oh yeah, yeah, I know, yeah. 743 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:27,840 And my deal is you're not running for president of the United States. 744 00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,840 You do not trust somebody. 745 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:36,840 Dude, I had a thought today at work. 746 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:42,840 I am so glad we are not running for political. 747 00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:50,840 You know, if we ever want to do a political one-off show or even a weekly political show, we can do that. 748 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:51,840 And it's all political. 749 00:47:51,840 --> 00:48:02,840 I mean, most of the news, I'm having a hard time struggling with regular news because everything's political other than Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. 750 00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:03,840 No, I know. 751 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:10,840 The problem being is either political bullshit or Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift. 752 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:16,840 My biggest, what would you call it, indictment. 753 00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,840 I'm getting ready to look for another news source. 754 00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:31,840 OK, my biggest indictment of how true it is that we need to keep doing what we're doing is quite simply the podcast the other night, the one that I had to edit to hell. 755 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:34,840 Right, right, right, right, right. 756 00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:36,840 It's not good for you or me. 757 00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,840 No, go ahead, go ahead, brother. 758 00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,840 It's not good for you or me. 759 00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:42,840 My blood pressure was up. 760 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:43,840 My heart was pounding. 761 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:44,840 I was pissed. 762 00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:45,840 I don't need that. 763 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:46,840 I can tell. 764 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:50,840 And also, what are we going to do about it? 765 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:56,840 You're not going to change one person's mind. 766 00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:58,840 You're not going to change one person's mind. 767 00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:05,840 Honestly, we're not going to say anything to any other podcast like we would be. 768 00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:06,840 Bingo. 769 00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:10,840 That is probably the best point around, Rob. 770 00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:14,840 That's probably the best point is what are we going to say to make anyone change their mind? 771 00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:20,840 There's other podcasts like we've been talking about this about starting this side podcast. 772 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:25,840 But what good we do with here? 773 00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:26,840 There's other stuff. 774 00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,840 Podcasts out there just like what? 775 00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,840 Let's let's keep doing what we're doing, man. 776 00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,840 Let's have fun with it. 777 00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:36,840 Exactly. 778 00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,840 And we are having fun with it. 779 00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,840 So we should keep doing this. 780 00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:44,840 And also, our numbers would indicate. 781 00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:51,840 Let's let life become what it becomes. 782 00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:52,840 Yes. 783 00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,840 We have no control over that. 784 00:49:54,840 --> 00:50:00,840 How many places can you go for a dick joke as opposed to a political commentary? 785 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,840 Political commentaries are everywhere. 786 00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,840 I'd go for a dick joke every damn time. 787 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:08,840 Me too. 788 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:13,840 And we all need that letting off the steam. 789 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:15,840 We need that ha ha. 790 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:17,840 We need that boost him around. 791 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:18,840 We need the relief. 792 00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:19,840 Yes. 793 00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,840 So we are on the right track. 794 00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:24,840 And we should stay where we're at. 795 00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:26,840 And we had it proven to us the other night. 796 00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,840 So I'm happy where we're at. 797 00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:30,840 God bless us. 798 00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:33,840 I hope we keep doing this and I hope it keeps growing. 799 00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:38,840 And I hope people find humor and love and laughter in what we do. 800 00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,840 So. 801 00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,840 Anyhow, on that I think we should say goodnight to everybody. 802 00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,840 And thank you again for listening. 803 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:51,840 You will get a little segment after this just to finish it out. 804 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,840 I'm not sure what I'm going to put in there. 805 00:50:53,840 --> 00:51:00,840 But I'm kind of leaning towards the MTV Sam security guard prank. 806 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:01,840 Oh. 807 00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:03,840 I love that one too. 808 00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:04,840 I knew Sam. 809 00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:07,840 I was extra with all that with Sam. 810 00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:08,840 Yes. 811 00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:11,840 We talk about Sam quite a bit. 812 00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:12,840 I gave Sam shit. 813 00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:14,840 Everybody gave Sam shit. 814 00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:20,840 For someone that tried to get me kicked out of the mall numerous times and fucking hated me. 815 00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:24,840 He ended up turning out to be okay when I finally got to talk to him one on one. 816 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,840 He ended up being a great guy. 817 00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:27,840 He really did. 818 00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:29,840 I think he was jealous. 819 00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:30,840 He never did admit it. 820 00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:34,840 But I think he was jealous because we had everybody following us around. 821 00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,840 We were the Pied Piper of teenagers and teenage girls. 822 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,840 He got tired of chasing us. 823 00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:40,840 Well. 824 00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:42,840 He was an old man. 825 00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:45,840 He got tired of chasing us. 826 00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:48,840 I think there's a little bit of jealousy involved if you ask me. 827 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:49,840 But you know what? 828 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:50,840 It's cool. 829 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:51,840 It's cool. 830 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:53,840 All things are good and all that. 831 00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:56,840 But I was really surprised when I really got to talk to him for a little bit. 832 00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:57,840 I'm like you know what? 833 00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:01,840 I'll never tell anyone else this but we talked about it here. 834 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:02,840 That's it. 835 00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,840 But he ended up being okay. 836 00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:10,840 And he admitted that he went after me specifically because I was the ringleader. 837 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:15,840 I was the ringleader so he had to go after me. 838 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:16,840 So anyhow. 839 00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:17,840 No. 840 00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:18,840 Not you. 841 00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:21,840 I think that's what he said. 842 00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,840 He said you're the ringleader so I had to take you down. 843 00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,840 But he never did. 844 00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,840 So anyhow. 845 00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:29,840 Alright everybody thank you for joining us. 846 00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:30,840 Have a fantastic night. 847 00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:31,840 We love you guys. 848 00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:32,840 Keep listening. 849 00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:33,840 Oh yeah. 850 00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:34,840 Get ready. 851 00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,840 I'm hoping for some hits. 852 00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,840 This is Wednesday night. 853 00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,840 You're going to 38 Special. 854 00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:43,840 That's right. 855 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:48,840 I'm going to 38 Special and Marshall Tucker Band. 856 00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:49,840 Oh shit. 857 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:50,840 I got family coming in on that. 858 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:52,840 And Quaker Band. 859 00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,840 I've been listening to really good band. 860 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:56,840 Listen to them. 861 00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,840 Quaker Band. 862 00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,840 They're a lot like Marshall Tucker. 863 00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:03,840 You know. 864 00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:04,840 Okay. 865 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:05,840 I will. 866 00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:12,840 But I am wearing my official two douche bags and a microphone shirt. 867 00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:13,840 Excellent. 868 00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,840 Anyone that asks let them know. 869 00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:18,840 I'm spreading with my name on the back. 870 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:20,840 I'm spreading the word. 871 00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:22,840 RSS.com. 872 00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:24,840 RSS.com. 873 00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:26,840 Amazon. 874 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,840 iTunes. 875 00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,840 Spotify. 876 00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,840 All major platforms. 877 00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,840 Type in two douche bags and a microphone. 878 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:36,840 You will find us. 879 00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:37,840 You will listen to us. 880 00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,840 It's all free. 881 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:40,840 All major platforms. 882 00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:41,840 We're there. 883 00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:42,840 Let them know. 884 00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:43,840 Let them all know. 885 00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:44,840 All major platforms. 886 00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:45,840 Go there. 887 00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:46,840 Find us. 888 00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:47,840 Listen. 889 00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:48,840 So. 890 00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:54,840 And I'm going to be spreading the word Friday night at the 38th special concert with my 891 00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:55,840 name on my back. 892 00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:57,840 You're a good man, sir. 893 00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:58,840 Good. 894 00:53:58,840 --> 00:53:59,840 All right. 895 00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:00,840 Everybody have a great night. 896 00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:02,840 We will talk to you soon. 897 00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:03,840 Bye. 898 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:04,840 Love everybody. 899 00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:05,840 Good night. 900 00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:06,840 Good night. 901 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:19,840 Hey, where did everybody go? 902 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,840 Where are the douche bags? 903 00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:23,840 Oh, my God. 904 00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,840 Someone took a dump in the corner. 905 00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:26,840 Oh, geez. 906 00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:27,840 Glad they're gone. 907 00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:28,840 Let's just hope they don't come back. 908 00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:29,840 Man, that smells. 909 00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:36,840 I'm going to be spreading the word Friday night at the 38th special concert with my name 910 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:37,840 on my back. 911 00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:38,840 You're a good man, sir. 912 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:39,840 Good night. 913 00:54:39,840 --> 00:55:00,840 Good night.