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Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it's two douchebags and a microphone podcast.

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Oh lord, that man just saw a puppy in half.

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Hey there, don't worry, I have a clown nose.

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Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

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Man, Axel Rose is such a great childhood therapist. I hope he writes more books.

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A lot of podcasts just come from a can. Here at Two Douchebags and a Microphone, we pour our own podcasts.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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Okay, so a donut is a fried dough ball with a glazed sugar topping.

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A beignet is a fried dough ball with a glazed sugar topping.

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Wouldn't that be the same thing? I may never know.

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Hi everybody, Two Douchebags and Microphone, I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Hey, welcome. Just before the podcast, I had an interview with some natural turf.

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And I asked them, how good did little Joey Burrow's ass feel? And they said it felt great. We felt it all afternoon.

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Huh.

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Yeah, Joey Burrow was on his ass quite a bit today. As a matter of fact, Joey Burrow could only manage a whopping three points.

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Three points. Three fucking points.

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Can I say something?

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Yes.

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I had something more important to do than watch little Joey Burrow.

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Hey, I didn't watch him either. I was at work.

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I was busy working on his slides.

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I watched him on their lowlights.

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I didn't watch... Why would I want to watch that garbage? You know, I could watch reruns of MASH or something and be more entertained.

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I could watch Storrs Wars and be more entertaining.

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You know the anointed one? Little Joey Burrow? You know the best thing ever? The guy that's better than Patrick Mahomes?

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Nice three points there, fucknut.

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Eat my ass, Nanny. Eat my ass.

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Do what?

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He's got what? Whopping nine points all year?

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Yeah! Fucking eat 100% of my ass, Nanny fans. Eat it! Fucking dig in! Chew!

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So, anyhow, fucking nothing worse than overrated fucking blabbermouths blathering on about someone who isn't worth a fuck.

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So, oh, he's injured. He's injured.

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Well then get him off the field if he's fucking injured.

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Don't fucking blame him.

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I don't fucking... I don't subscribe to, oh, he's injured.

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Then get him off the field, fuckface.

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If he really is injured, get him off the fucking field. Otherwise, I don't want to hear it.

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So, anyhow, let's go ahead and get this fucking ball of shit started, Rob.

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Hey, uh, warrior. Call people out, can I?

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Uh, have you... I... this is the first time I've read off this site. It's NGSCsports.com.

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Oh, I read about that site. It's a bunch of lies.

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No, I'm joking.

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Well, I don't know, man.

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No, no, go ahead.

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I am really, really praying this is true.

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Okay, let's hear it.

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Here is what Rob Rad needs.

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Rob Rad needs any of our listeners that was at New York's MetLife Stadium at the Taylor Swift concert.

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Please contact us and let us know if this actually happened.

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Because I'm reading this.

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Okay, here we go. The biggest music star in the world, Taylor Swift, announced she's dumping Kansas City Chiefs football player Travis Kelce and changing her name to Taylor's Sportface.

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Oh, Rob, I...

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At New York's MetLife Stadium, in between songs during her sold out concert last night at New York's MetLife Stadium, she jolted the pop culture world by announcing she's changing her name to Taylor's Sportface.

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She's doing this to capitalize on the rising fame of sports-blogging superstar Sammy Sportface.

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How come she is a...

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That's a brand.

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How come she was just celebrating when the Kansas City Chiefs scored a touchdown?

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I don't know. That's what I said.

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Yeah, Rob, I'm going to go ahead and call that and say that that is clickbait. I'll make sure and I'll cover it on the next podcast.

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I would like to have somebody in our audience that was at that concert let us know if this actually happened.

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Well, our audience is cool. I doubt if any of them was there.

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Yeah, yeah. So I'm going to say no.

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Sorry, everybody. Sorry.

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Look, Rob's had a long day.

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Hey, I got excited when I heard she was dropping Travis.

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Oh, yeah. No such luck right now.

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Yeah, she's still going for a nap time.

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Last night she was celebrating Isaiah Pacheco's, I think it's like a 25, 30 yard run into the end zone and a 10-0 Kansas City lead.

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And that is over the New York Jets.

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That's how I play the Jets.

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Yeah. Jets, Jets, Jets. J-E-T-S Jets.

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And like always, the third year in a row, the Jinx has been going on.

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No Rogers Mahomes showdown like the NFL keeps trying to do.

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They keep trying to do it and keep trying to do it and it never happens.

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Oh, well, you know what?

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Let's go ahead and go ahead and remember what I was teasing you with on the way home from work about this big bum shell that Mick Mars is throwing out there?

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Okay. Well, number one, every time you have these in these fights and these legal battles, I'm not saying Mick Mars is like 72 or something.

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Okay. So in 10 years, he's probably not going to be playing anyhow.

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But whenever you see these big battles, a lot of times 10 years later, you see a, oh, we made up and we're going to play again.

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Well, number one, I don't think Father Time's going to allow that with Mick and he has the Spondylotus issue and and and also he's 72 or 73.

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So he's probably not going to be doing that anyhow.

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But if I ever entertain any thoughts of him ever getting together for anything or even maybe in civil, I would say that's off the table now.

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Because Mick Mars camp is throwing out some very serious allegations here, according to this website.

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And we'll find out if it is all true or not.

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But this is what they say.

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Motley crew members are part of a secret society, according to Mick Mars legal documents who rape young girls and hate Christians.

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I'm not saying anyone.

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This is true.

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I'm not a big fan of Nick and Tommy and how they're doing things.

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You're reading a report.

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Now, this is all unproven and I would never level this on anybody.

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You know, I mean, this is very serious.

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Wow, that's not like a good Taurus. Mick Mars legal team accuses ex bandmates of being bullies who ripped him off, but also insist they have been gaslighting the 72 year old. OK, he is 72 years in an attempt to ruin his musical legacy and leak court documents.

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The dirt gets even more scandalous.

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TMD, which stands for the you know what? I'll get to that here in a minute.

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TMD stands for the website that that released this TMD has learned that Mick Mars also contends that his ex bandmates are part of a satanic secret society called Freemasonry and Freemasonry.

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I've heard about that for a long, long time.

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Yeah, I know quite a bit about the Illuminati and all of this stuff.

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The federal.

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Yes. So who use backing tracks at concerts and are all hell bent to destroying Christians or anyone who dare attempted to go against the fake narrative of the NWO New World Order.

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Psychos are selling to the masses. Mars says his former bandmates not who they they are not who they appear to be and take part in deviant satanic sex orgies that targets virgin girls.

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Plus are involved in deadly ritual ceremonies.

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Believe it or not.

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Metal Den, the Metal Den is the website that says they suppose that the metal den put these supposedly leaked court documents out there.

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It goes on from there.

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Freemasonry or Freemasonry or whatever you want to call it.

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Mars alleges the rest of Motley Crue is in.

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So and you know what I mean?

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I don't use I don't use the word cult lightly.

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This is kind of what I'm gathering.

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I totally understand.

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Yeah, this is what I'm gathering.

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What Mars is getting after Mars also uses likely at this point.

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Something like this.

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I'm just telling you right now I'm reading what's going around and I'm just as shocked as anybody else and would find it extremely hard to believe.

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Even though I know why Nicky and Tommy and Vince's actions.

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I extremely I find it extremely hard to believe that they would partake in this.

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So it OK is then you know it alleges that the Freemasonry Masonry or Freemasonry is what he alleges they're in.

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Mars also accuses Motley of gaslighting him to the degree of vanishing him from the legacy of the band and musical credits.

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He believes this is being used to make a mockery of him and his music writing and all their previous music.

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Mars Stays said he carried the band in the studio and on stage for 41 years and seeks to gain majority shareholder status in an attempt to regain control of the band he helped create and named himself.

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And he did name it.

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I do know that because that is an uncensored and a lot of other stuff that they've done.

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Mars believes that six Lee and Neil let fame go to their heads.

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Their greedy ways led them to intentionally sabotage the stadium tour last year in attempt to cut him off of his own profits of what he was owed to him.

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He also states that Freemasonry is of the devil for real and not to be joked about.

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Well, my dogs are going nuts because a lot of innocent blood is being soiled for Lucifer right now is what Nick Morris has said.

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And like I said, if you're waiting for a reunion, it ain't happening.

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No, it sounds like it just keeps getting worse and worse.

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It sounds like it went from horrible to fucking off the hook in like 0.1 seconds.

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Well, it's going to be interesting.

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This stuff drags into court.

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I imagine this is stuff he's thrown up in court so he can prove or have proved.

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So strange days indeed, huh?

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You know, if I could talk, it would help.

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Strange days indeed is what I'm saying.

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So anyhow, that's about all I got to say about that because that is a hell of a lot of accusations and very not very nice ones.

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So all right, Rob, you got something you want to you want to say or anything?

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You got something you want to go to?

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You got something that's bothering you?

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I don't know how to follow that up, dude.

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You know, maybe I should have saved that for last.

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I have a story here.

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Go ahead.

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To me, it's newsworthy.

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If you like it, I like it.

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I like it.

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Do you know where you know where Shull Nod, Missouri is?

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Yes, I do.

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It's down Table Rock Lake.

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Yeah, just outside Branson.

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A good friend of mine used to have a place there her parents did.

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And if I and if I know you listen sometimes, if not all the time, hopefully all the time.

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So anyhow, go ahead.

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I'm gonna do my best to break this down real quick.

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Shull Nod, Missouri.

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Kelly Moore waited his entire life for this unique opportunity to harvest a potentially world record that walked in front of his Southwest Missouri deer blind.

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The non the non sport.

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He was bow hunting, by the way.

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He's bow hunting.

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The non sport hunter shot an 18 point antlered doe.

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Doe?

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Tuesday morning with a crossbow in Berry County after waiting for more than three hours in 80 degree weather.

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18 point antlered doe.

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I thought does were illegal to shoot still to this day.

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I mean, how you tag.

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Oh, they are tagging them.

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Forget it.

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Because for longer.

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They do different.

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You know what though?

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There's so many deer.

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There's the deer population is going nuts.

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So anyhow, so you're right.

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They're not worried about it.

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Go ahead.

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I'm sorry.

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Well, this is going out for a world record.

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Here at the end it says it's definitely a record more said.

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I don't know that it's going to be number one.

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A friend of mine came over and got a rough score on it of 157 and five eights and believes

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it's going to be like the third largest in the world.

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A doe.

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Shoo.

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18 points.

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You never, you never hear of it.

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I'm looking at a picture of a dude that thing is massive.

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Right here in Missouri, buddy.

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Well, you're talking about 80 degree weather during the story, right?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Well, the weather is not indicative of this, but it is fall season.

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Fall officially began a few days ago.

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And what comes with fall?

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Pumpkin spice, every fucking thing.

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Right?

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Well, our friend Jeffy X has some pumpkin spice products that failed.

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Jeffy X is amazing, isn't he?

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Okay, well, I may have to throw one in at the end.

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Okay.

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You know what?

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That's cool.

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You know, Jeffy X, you know, I'm sitting there the other day on break at work and all of

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a sudden I get a little bing and I look and it was an important email.

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You know, he binged it important.

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And then I saw Jeffy X and I'm like, oh shit.

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He goes, quick, write it down, download it, print it out, whatever you have to do.

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Ten minutes, this list is gone.

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And so am I.

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Bye.

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So I had to run into work into the office and fucking print it out really quick before

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anyone caught me.

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But right here I have a list of pumpkin spice stuff that was on the block to be rolled out,

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but it failed.

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It failed the consumer groups and the focus panels.

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They all ended up saying no to this.

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So it was never released.

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So how about if we take us a little break, Rob, and we will come right back with said

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pumpkin spice stuff.

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All right.

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Sounds good.

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All right.

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We'll be right back, everybody.

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Invisible ass paddling, new douche flavors and horrible pranks.

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What the fuck is wrong with these guys?

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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Real hilarity.

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You have the personality of a soggy newspaper.

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Next up, things overheard in hell.

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Tom Brady and the Las Vegas Raiders just won their 30th Super Bowl in a row yesterday.

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All right.

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Two douche bags and a microphone on Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Well, like before mentioned, pumpkin spice products for 2023 season that failed.

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Jeffy X, thank you.

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You know who you are, but nobody else does, including us.

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Thank you, Jeffy.

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Jeffy, you're a great guy.

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You know, me and Rob are going to get together and we're going to like, what do you think?

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What should we do for him?

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Should we like wash his car in shirt shirts?

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We're going to buy him a Christmas present.

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Okay.

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Should we wash his car in booty shirts?

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You and I will get together and we will discuss what we're going to do.

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Okay.

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Good.

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Good.

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All right.

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We owe him something special.

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He does a lot for us.

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We do.

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Yes.

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Maybe a nude show.

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You think you and I could do a nude show for him?

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Actually, I'm thinking a two douche bag or a microphone T-shirt.

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Oh, okay.

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We'll see.

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Okay.

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Maybe a nude show is a little too drastic and he may not be gay either.

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So, okay.

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Well, plus he's working it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I mean, we're not gay, but you know, we can make...

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You can get new flavors along that.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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This is true.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You know, but we may not be gay, but if it was, you know, because he helps us so much,

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if he wanted a nude show of us, we would do it because we're that nice.

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Yes, we would.

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Yes.

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I would agree to that.

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Yes.

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So, anyhow, the first product, Pumpkin Spice, that they're going to do and failed is a

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Pumpkin Spice Vaseline.

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I don't know how the general public could turn down something that brilliant and great.

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Wouldn't you love to like dip your finger in a little Vaseline and it smells like pumpkin

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spice?

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It just doesn't make sense, Rob.

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It doesn't make sense.

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That's what I'm thinking, though.

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I'm trying to make sense of it.

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No, me too.

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I'm like, what the hell?

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Does the rest of the world not get classy?

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What the hell?

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Well, this next one is along the line limes, the same lines as Vaseline, but maybe a little

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bit more extreme.

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Pumpkin Spice Anal Lube.

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Why wouldn't you want someone's asshole to smell like pumpkin spice?

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Come on now.

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Yeah.

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If pumpkin spice is good for anything, that would be it.

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Yes.

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Wouldn't that be fucking great?

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Wow.

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You're down there anyhow doing your work and you smell the sweet, subtle sounds of pumpkin

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spice, or smells, not sounds.

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The one thing that could make shit taste better.

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Yeah.

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Little pumpkin spice in my nostrils.

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You're happy.

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You know, whatever you're doing, whether you're eating asshole or just down there on a different

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mission, you know, you have the sweet smells of pumpkin spice, the aroma filling up your

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airwaves.

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But they said no, Rob.

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They said no.

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They'd rather smell asshole than pumpkin spice.

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So, okay.

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Happy asshole, whatever, guys.

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Happy asshole smelling.

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They must have an unhappy marriage or something.

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I guess.

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I guess.

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I was really astounded by this, Rob.

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Yeah, me too.

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I just closed my eyes.

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And I still am.

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I'm flabbergasted.

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Just flabbergasted.

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Okay, next one.

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Pumpkin spice Nyquil.

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Can you believe that?

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It failed.

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The next time you get sick, wouldn't you love to take a big swig of pumpkin spice fucking

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alcohol stuff?

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The liquid coma?

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That would be the best way to do it.

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Yeah.

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And then like color it orange, like pumpkin orange.

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And then the kids will love it.

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You go, hey, hey, hey, little Junior, you're sick.

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Little Johnny, you're sick.

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Okay.

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And you pass out quick so you don't have to suffer from the taste so long.

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Yeah.

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So you introduce little pumpkin spice Nyquil to Jeffy with the orange cap or little Johnny

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or whatever.

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Little Johnny's going to be going, mm-hmm, yeah, I'll take some of that shit, whatever

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it is.

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Yeah.

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He'll gulp that shit down, pass out, and you fucking throw him in the corner and go about

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your business, start nailing a hooker or whatever you got to do, right?

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If nothing else, just make it in kids' formula.

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Yes.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, hell yeah.

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And then you go nail your hooker after that or whatever you got to do, masturbate, whatever.

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Yeah.

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Hey, we're not here to judge.

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We're not here to double the dose.

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Yeah, yeah.

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You got a little anal sex with the before said anal lube that is pumpkin spice and maybe

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a little Vaseline and other areas that's pumpkin spice.

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You got your night set, right?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah.

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And then...

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A little pumpkin spice Nyquil, fuck it off.

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There you go.

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Yeah.

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And then the next one leads to this, pumpkin spice preparation H. It's been rumored that

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friction and blunt trauma could cause hemorrhoids, right?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So, well, while you're down there doing your stuff and you got your anal lube and the Nyquil

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and the Vaseline, preparation H is a natural progression, right?

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Can you believe that someone would turn down asshole sore cream?

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That's in pumpkin spice flavor.

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I don't get that.

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So, okay, so let's see.

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Let's say you don't have hemorrhoids.

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Let's say your kid's not sick.

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Let's say you're not in the anal lube.

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Let's say you're not into Vaseline.

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Let's say you're a farmer, okay?

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And you don't like any of those shenanigans, right?

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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So, if you were a farmer down the road, he could have had pumpkin spice hay bales.

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But they said no.

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Pumpkin spice hay bales?

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And I just realized I spelled hay wrong.

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I spelled it with an E.

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Hey, bales.

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So, still hay bales.

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Yeah.

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I think that's great for farmers.

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For the cows?

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Yeah, for cows.

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And the farmers, you know, they're rolling those hay bales around.

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Oh, my God.

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I just think cows got to celebrate, too, don't they?

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Yes, they do.

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I'm highly disappointed in these focus panels.

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Why in the world would you turn this down for cattle?

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Why?

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Why?

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Rob, I ask you why.

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I'm speechless, man.

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You see what you guys did?

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You made Rob speechless.

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I hope you're fucking happy.

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Next one.

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Well, farmers are there.

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Pumpkin spice Roundup.

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So, Roundup notoriously smells bad, gives you cancer.

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No, no, that's just pointless.

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Oh, is it?

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Yeah, that's pointless.

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Who the hell is going to taste the pumpkin spice?

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You ain't going to drink Roundup, dude.

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Well, what about the smell, though?

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You think that the smell is just kind of wasted, then?

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If it's out in the field, you ain't going to smell it.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Just, yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a waste of time.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Okay, then, all right.

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Then the, then the focus panel was completely right with the pumpkin spice Roundup.

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On that one, on that one.

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Okay.

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The rest of them I'm kind of hippie about.

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Okay.

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The next one, pumpkin spice Netflix.

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Huh?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, so whenever you turn on Netflix on you, you know, you got it on your TV, right?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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And it emits a pumpkin spice, spice smell.

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Right?

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Okay.

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Another dud?

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I don't know, actually, that could go over, depends on what, what could go over that.

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Well, let's say you have a special lady there, and you got a fire going, and you got some

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light jazz music playing, and then you reach over there to the remote, you shut the jazz

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music off, and you go, hey, let's, let's do a little Netflix, and you're putting on a

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romantic movie, right?

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Yeah.

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You're both there sipping your coffee with little Baileys in it.

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Okay.

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Then all of a sudden, boom, the fresh aroma of pumpkin spice emits all through the air,

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because it, you didn't just get Netflix, you got pumpkin spice Netflix.

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Yeah.

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Now it's making sense, right?

502
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Comes with its own fogger.

503
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
Oh, yeah.

504
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000
Oh.

505
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000
Yeah.

506
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,000
You know what, we gotta, I gotta get ahold of Jeffy X and have a resubmit this.

507
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
We need to get that one back.

508
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000
We do.

509
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000
We need to get that one back.

510
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000
We need to get that one back.

511
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Now this next one I love.

512
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000
Okay.

513
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Now, number one, who's the best chef in the world?

514
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,000
Who was the best chef ever?

515
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000
Chef Boyardee.

516
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000
Chef Boyardee, right?

517
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000
Yeah, definitely.

518
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000
Yeah, definitely.

519
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000
That guy was a man among men.

520
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,000
That guy was the kashizzle on the nizzle.

521
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,000
And if that's what you young folks say, I don't know.

522
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Probably not, because I think I was Snoop Dogg.

523
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
So, anyhow.

524
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:59,000
Pumpkin Spice SpaghettiOs.

525
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000
Does that not sound delicious?

526
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000
Hi, baby.

527
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,000
Baby.

528
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,000
Oh, yeah.

529
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Yeah.

530
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
Yes.

531
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Yep.

532
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
To me, that's a dream come true.

533
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:19,000
Little pumpkin spice aroma coming from the little delicious little round shaped noodles.

534
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000
Mmm.

535
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,000
Mmm.

536
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,000
I better go on.

537
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
I just ate and I'm still hungry.

538
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:28,000
I'm still hungry because of this pumpkin spice spaghettios.

539
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
Next one.

540
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:35,000
Now, I think a snacks was a really good one, because even Aaron Rodgers could be happy with this.

541
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,000
Even though artificial turf devoured his fucking ACL.

542
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,000
Oh my God.

543
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Pumpkin Spice Artificial Turf.

544
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Look, if you got to play on the garbage anyhow.

545
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000
Right?

546
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:51,000
Hey, if you're Joey Bowers, you want some flavor?

547
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000
Yeah, that's right.

548
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,000
You got to have something when your face is down there.

549
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000
You did, Rob.

550
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,000
You did.

551
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
Rob Rad, 30.

552
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
Little Joey Bowers, nothing.

553
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,000
Oh, that was almost a score today, too.

554
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:09,000
What a coincidence.

555
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
Next one.

556
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Pumpkin Spice Fire Hydrants.

557
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,000
That sounds great, doesn't it?

558
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000
My dog may like it.

559
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000
Yeah.

560
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

561
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000
Come over there to take a piss and I'll say something.

562
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000
Oh my gosh.

563
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,000
What is this?

564
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Yeah, he's got one right out there.

565
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
He pees on a few times a day.

566
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:42,000
Oh, well, see if you can't get a pumpkin spice one for him.

567
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,000
I'll work on that.

568
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:47,000
I don't know how you get that to, you know.

569
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,000
That'd be the city of Canton.

570
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000
Oh, OK.

571
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,000
I'll ride him and see what I can do.

572
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000
You know what?

573
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000
I'm sure they'll get right back with you.

574
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,000
Yeah, they will.

575
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Something that important.

576
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
That'd be high on their priority.

577
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000
Next one.

578
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Pumpkin Spice Gravel.

579
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:07,000
You imagine like going down a gravel road and it just smells like pumpkin spice everywhere?

580
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000
Hey, I'm all for that.

581
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000
Me, too.

582
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:14,000
Beats the hell out of eating that chalky ass dust that comes up from it.

583
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:20,000
When you crash and burn, at least you got a little enjoyment.

584
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
That's right.

585
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,000
Yeah?

586
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Great point, Rob.

587
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000
You know what?

588
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,000
No one can argue with that.

589
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000
Not even a road scholar can argue.

590
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:31,000
When you eat that, Rob, you want a little flavor, a little something enjoyment there.

591
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000
You're right.

592
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,000
Next one.

593
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:40,000
Pumpkin Spice Orange Chicken.

594
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
I think that sounds great.

595
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:49,000
While you're doing that, you could probably even do Hunan Chicken and General Tsao, whatever.

596
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Okay, I'm a little confused on that one.

597
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
That's Chinese food.

598
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
I know it is.

599
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000
I know it is.

600
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:01,000
I'm just confused on that and the two.

601
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Okay.

602
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:08,000
I knew you knew it was Chinese food, but I thought maybe you thought I was talking about

603
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,000
something else.

604
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,000
No, no, no.

605
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000
I'm talking about pumpkin spice.

606
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
I never thought of that.

607
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,000
I don't know.

608
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000
It's weird.

609
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:21,000
Yeah, you know what?

610
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,000
Maybe sometimes I need to fill a couple in, right?

611
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
They may not all be winners.

612
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000
Next one.

613
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
Prime Rib.

614
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
Pumpkin Spice Prime Rib.

615
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,000
No?

616
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,000
I could see a market in that.

617
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,000
You know, a lot of people like cranberry sauce.

618
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000
They sell it in the top restaurants.

619
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Yeah, yeah.

620
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Yeah.

621
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000
Yeah, that's right.

622
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Yeah, they could sell that.

623
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000
Yeah.

624
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:57,000
Yeah, I mean, most of those things sounded delightful and I can't believe that the American

625
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,000
public snubbed their nose to it and turned them away.

626
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000
Can you?

627
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
Hey, Jess and Jim, there you go.

628
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,000
There you go.

629
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:09,000
Prime Rib with Pumpkin Spice Prime Rib.

630
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000
That's great.

631
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000
Look at that.

632
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Yeah, yeah.

633
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Put like a couple of scarecrows.

634
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
There you go.

635
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Put a couple of scarecrows out there and go, hey, it's time to fall in.

636
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

637
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Yeah, yeah.

638
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,000
I got it.

639
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Awesome.

640
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,000
It's time to fall into Jess and Jim's.

641
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:32,000
Enjoy Pumpkin Spice Prime Rib.

642
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000
Yeah.

643
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,000
Oh, that is awesome.

644
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
You're welcome, the Vanoys.

645
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
You're welcome.

646
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Again.

647
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000
Again.

648
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:47,000
So, Rob, that was the end of that list there.

649
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000
Thank you, Jeffy X.

650
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,000
You are an amazing trooper for doing that.

651
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:55,000
We know you risked your lives for us and we commend you and we thank you.

652
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000
Thank you, buddy.

653
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:01,000
We have a special Christmas present coming for you.

654
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Yes.

655
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:06,000
You spoke about Netflix, Lomego, Pumpkin Spice Netflix, right?

656
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Yeah, yeah.

657
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000
Okay.

658
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:14,000
Well, you know the Netflix they took and they sent out their last DVD.

659
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
They're out of the DVD business.

660
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000
No more.

661
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,000
It's just all online.

662
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
I didn't even know they still sold DVDs.

663
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,000
I didn't either.

664
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Yeah.

665
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,000
Last week they shipped out their very last one.

666
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000
And get this.

667
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000
Really?

668
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000
Yeah.

669
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:33,000
The rumor is it was a Two Douchebags in a Microphone DVD.

670
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Two Douchebags in a Microphone, raw and uncensored.

671
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
See behind the smoke show.

672
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Watch as the douchebags get stung by a stalk of bees.

673
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:50,000
Enjoy one of many coffee houses ordering our heroes out.

674
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:55,000
Watch Mark revisit Clinton, Missouri to claim his innocence for all the mad shitter accusations.

675
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,000
I didn't do it.

676
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,000
I'm not the mad shitter.

677
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000
I'm a douchebag.

678
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,000
I can get high quality DVD sets and a free douchebag calendar.

679
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Mark off the day with a douchebag looking at you.

680
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,000
Supplies are limited, so act now.

681
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,000
So anyhow Rob, you got some stuff you...

682
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,000
You got something you want to go into?

683
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,000
Well, which big one do you want to do?

684
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,400
Uh, which big one do you want to do?

685
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,400
Do you want to do Harry Asshole?

686
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,400
Or do you want my blues list?

687
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,900
Um, which one do you want to do?

688
00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:32,900
It doesn't matter to me.

689
00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:40,900
Actually, I'm a little excited about this blues list.

690
00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:41,900
Okay.

691
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:42,900
Go ahead.

692
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:43,900
I really believe...

693
00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:54,800
Let's take a break and then come back with your blues list.

694
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:55,800
Let's do that.

695
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:56,800
Okay.

696
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:57,800
We'll be right back.

697
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:04,800
Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.

698
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,800
It's strange insults from an alien.

699
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:08,800
Real hilarity.

700
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:14,800
Mate, you'll forever feel yourself infuriated and the pocket is not even in it.

701
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:15,800
Hey, look.

702
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:16,800
I think we found land.

703
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,800
Oh my god, I think we're safe.

704
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:20,800
Oh no.

705
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,800
It's the island of horrible jokes.

706
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:27,800
Oh my god.

707
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:28,800
Why?

708
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:29,800
Can't it move?

709
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,800
It carps as long.

710
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:37,800
Because then it would be a foot.

711
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:42,800
Somewhere in the heavens your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little Bevo

712
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,800
is listening to this film.

713
00:37:45,800 --> 00:38:00,800
Alright, two douchebags and microphone on Mark.

714
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,800
And I'm Rob.

715
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:03,800
Alright.

716
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,800
Well, Rob, you got your list out?

717
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:09,800
Yes, I got it right here in front of me.

718
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,800
Alright, well like we've forespoken.

719
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:18,800
And my friend, my friend, I really believe you're going to hate me.

720
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:19,800
Okay.

721
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:28,800
You know how I've been putting this off?

722
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:29,800
Mm-hmm.

723
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:33,800
We were supposed to do it a week or two ago.

724
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:34,800
Yes.

725
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,800
Well, I think that I've been putting off.

726
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:40,800
That's how much research I've put into this.

727
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:41,800
Okay.

728
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:42,800
Yeah.

729
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:49,800
I got a song or two back in the 20s.

730
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,800
Okay.

731
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:57,800
And most of my songs I went to originals.

732
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:02,800
That's how I went back to the 20s.

733
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,800
Alright, go ahead.

734
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:11,800
And I started with, I'm going to be honest with you, Mark, this time I did not rank them

735
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:15,800
number, was it 17 to number one.

736
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,800
I just listened to them.

737
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:18,800
Okay.

738
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,800
I'll pull one of you on this one.

739
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,800
Okay.

740
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:28,800
And I just threw in, when I thought about blues, I thought of certain names.

741
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:32,800
I threw them in and I found other ones.

742
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,800
So here we go.

743
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:35,800
Alright.

744
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:40,800
First off, we have Mr. Muddy Waters for Honey Bee.

745
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:41,800
Oh.

746
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:47,800
And these are all songs I've listened to multiple times over the past few weeks, by the way.

747
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,800
I cannot argue with that in the least.

748
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,800
That is fantastic.

749
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:53,800
Okay.

750
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:59,800
Next up, we have the man himself, Mr. B.B. King.

751
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:00,800
Mm-hmm.

752
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,800
For The Thrill Is Gone.

753
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,800
Oh, that's a good one.

754
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,800
Alright.

755
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,800
This one, I dug deep on this.

756
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:18,800
I dug real deep on this, but honestly, it's my favorite blues song by this person.

757
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:19,800
Okay.

758
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:26,800
And that goes to John Lee Hooker, Highway 13.

759
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,800
Oh.

760
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,800
Oh.

761
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,800
Props.

762
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,800
Good one.

763
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:35,800
Good one.

764
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,800
Yeah, I went through a bunch of his songs.

765
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,800
I have some John Lee Hooker on and B.B. King on mine, too, but not the same.

766
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,800
That one just grabbed me.

767
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,800
Cool.

768
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:51,800
Okay, my next one, it's kind of a funky blues.

769
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,800
It's got a lot of funk to it, but it's blues.

770
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:55,800
Okay.

771
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,800
Because it's by Mr. Buddy Guy.

772
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,800
Oh, okay.

773
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,800
What kind of woman is this?

774
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,800
Oh, that's good.

775
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,800
Yeah.

776
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:11,800
Okay.

777
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:15,800
Okay, my next song was a toss-up.

778
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,800
Same song, two different people.

779
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,800
Okay.

780
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:27,800
This is the one time I went with the remake.

781
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:31,800
It was originally done by Gary B.D. Coleman.

782
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:32,800
Okay.

783
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,800
Redone by Stevie Ray Vaughan.

784
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:35,800
Okay.

785
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,800
Sky's Crying.

786
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:38,800
Oh.

787
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:39,800
Oh.

788
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:40,800
Sky's Crying.

789
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:41,800
Dude.

790
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,800
Oh.

791
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,800
That song is one of the best fucking songs ever written.

792
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:49,800
Okay.

793
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:50,800
Okay.

794
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:51,800
And solid.

795
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:55,800
That time I did some research, it was originally done by Gary B.D. Coleman.

796
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:56,800
Yeah, yeah, it was.

797
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:00,800
Solid, man, solid.

798
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:05,800
But Stevie Ray Vaughan made it popular in a more modern day, but go ahead.

799
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:10,800
Yeah, yeah, that's why I edged that one out.

800
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:15,800
Yeah, either one, but I know both the songs very well, either one.

801
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:16,800
Anyhow, go ahead.

802
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:17,800
Yeah.

803
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:22,800
Next up, Joe Bonamassa.

804
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:23,800
Oh, yeah.

805
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,800
Oh, you're talking my language.

806
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:26,800
I'll play the blues for you.

807
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,800
I love the Bonamassa.

808
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,800
I'll play the blues for you.

809
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:36,800
Hey, I have a couple things for you to listen to on Joe Bonamassa.

810
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:41,800
Are you familiar with the band Black Country Communion?

811
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,800
No.

812
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:47,800
Joe Bonamassa, Glenn Hughes, my favorite guy, and Jason Bonham.

813
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:51,800
It is a very good band.

814
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:52,800
Can you repeat that?

815
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:53,800
Black Country Communion.

816
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,800
They have like four or five albums out.

817
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,800
Black.

818
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,800
Country Communion.

819
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,800
Gotcha.

820
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,800
Okay.

821
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:03,800
Anyhow, go ahead.

822
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:07,800
Okay.

823
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:12,800
Next up, we have Johnny Winter.

824
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,800
Be Careful With A Fool.

825
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,800
Good.

826
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,800
Very good song.

827
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,800
Oh, my God.

828
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,800
Bravo.

829
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:31,800
And now I start going way back in time.

830
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:32,800
Okay.

831
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:37,800
Isn't this stuff we already did?

832
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:38,800
Next up, we have Brady King.

833
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:39,800
Uh-huh.

834
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,800
Next up, we have Brady King.

835
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:42,800
Okay.

836
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,800
Have you ever loved a woman?

837
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,800
Oh, nice.

838
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:53,800
Nice, nice, nice.

839
00:43:53,800 --> 00:44:03,800
And how can you not talk about the blues and talk about Bessie Smith?

840
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:07,800
St. Blue's Blues, 1929.

841
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,800
Okay.

842
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:11,800
Beautiful.

843
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:12,800
Awesome.

844
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,800
I mean, it's...

845
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,800
Very cool.

846
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:18,800
Pinpoint.

847
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:19,800
It really was.

848
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:28,800
Next up, we have T-Bone Walker, Stormy Monday.

849
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,800
Very good.

850
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,800
I was looking at others and found some.

851
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,800
I'm like, oh, my God, that's awesome.

852
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,800
And that's one of these songs.

853
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:40,800
Wow.

854
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:45,800
And of course, you've got to throw in Mr. Ray Charles himself.

855
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:46,800
Mm-hmm.

856
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,800
For Georgia on my mind.

857
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:51,800
Oh, I have that one, but that's all right.

858
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:52,800
You go ahead.

859
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:53,800
We can share.

860
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:54,800
We can share.

861
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:55,800
We can share.

862
00:44:55,800 --> 00:45:00,800
I have some of the musicians you have already, but not the same song.

863
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:01,800
Yeah.

864
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:02,800
But that one's the same song.

865
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:03,800
Yeah.

866
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,800
But we knew we were going to overlap some of them, so...

867
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,800
Yeah, we knew we were on this one.

868
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:08,800
Yeah.

869
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,800
I dug back deeper in what you thought I was.

870
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:12,800
Yeah, you did great.

871
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:16,800
So far, it's been a really great list.

872
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,800
Have you heard of Charlie Patton?

873
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:19,800
Yeah.

874
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:20,800
Oh, yeah.

875
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:21,800
He...

876
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:22,800
I'm going home.

877
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,800
You're going way back on that one.

878
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:25,800
Yeah.

879
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:26,800
I'm going home.

880
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:27,800
I think...

881
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,800
I think I know that.

882
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:30,800
I think I know that song.

883
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:31,800
I'm not for sure.

884
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:32,800
I'll have to look it up later.

885
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:33,800
Yeah.

886
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:34,800
Okay.

887
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:35,800
Yeah, look it up.

888
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:36,800
It's a good song.

889
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,800
Okay.

890
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:38,800
Dude, I tried...

891
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:39,800
I gotta say this.

892
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:52,800
I tried my damnedest to keep the Blues Brothers out of this.

893
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,800
Oh, who cares?

894
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,800
But there is a song.

895
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:04,800
I am not going with the Blues Brothers soundtrack.

896
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,800
I'm going with the original.

897
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:08,800
Okay.

898
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:12,800
Robert Johnson, Sweet Home Chicago.

899
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,800
Okay, cool.

900
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:19,800
That's the original.

901
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,800
The Blues Brothers, they had on there...

902
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,800
I forget who did it.

903
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,800
Oh, it was John Goodman, wasn't it?

904
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:28,800
Yeah, John Goodman.

905
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:29,800
Yeah, yeah, John Goodman.

906
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:30,800
Yep.

907
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:31,800
Yep.

908
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:41,800
Next up we have Lightning Hopkins.

909
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,800
Baby, please don't go.

910
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,800
Oh, is that who originally did that?

911
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,800
That's who originally did it.

912
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,800
It was redone in the 60s by a group called Zim.

913
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:54,800
Okay.

914
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,800
And that's where a lot of people knew it from.

915
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:04,800
Yeah, this went back to the 40s, 50s, 30s.

916
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:05,800
Okay.

917
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:06,800
Wow.

918
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:07,800
Okay.

919
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:15,800
Next up we have Miss Etta James herself.

920
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,800
She's on my list.

921
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:19,800
Misty Blue.

922
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,800
Okay, we don't have the same song.

923
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:22,800
That's great.

924
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,800
That is a beautiful song, dude.

925
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:25,800
Okay, it is.

926
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:26,800
It is.

927
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:30,800
Yeah, oh no, no, you cannot leave her off the blues list.

928
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:31,800
No, you cannot.

929
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:36,800
As a matter of fact, it's hard not to put her on there a couple of times.

930
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,800
Oh, trust me, trust me.

931
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,800
I had narrowed down songs.

932
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:43,800
Okay.

933
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:44,800
Okay.

934
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:51,800
Next up we have Mr. Bill Withers for Ain't No Sunshine.

935
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,800
Oh, I love that song.

936
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:55,800
Cool.

937
00:47:55,800 --> 00:48:09,800
And I'm finding, oh, I got this to go with it.

938
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:13,800
Okay, for my last one.

939
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:24,800
This song has been redone many, many times.

940
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:29,800
And I have a little something I actually looked up.

941
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:34,800
I'm going to read to you about it.

942
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:41,800
The House of the Rising Sun is a traditional folk song, sometimes called Rising Sun Blues.

943
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:42,800
Did you know that?

944
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,800
Tell us if this person's life's going well, huh?

945
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:46,800
Didn't know that.

946
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,800
Go ahead.

947
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:56,800
Many versions also urge a sibling or parents and children to avoid the same fate.

948
00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:05,800
The most successful commercial version recorded in 1964 by the British rock band, the Animals,

949
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:13,800
was a number one hit as a traditional folk song recorded by an electric rock band.

950
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:18,800
It's also been described as the first folk rock hit.

951
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:19,800
Okay.

952
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:27,800
The song was first collected in Appalachia in the 1930s.

953
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:28,800
Okay.

954
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:36,800
It probably has its roots in traditional English folk song, which this is the song, House of

955
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:37,800
the Rising Sun.

956
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:38,800
Okay.

957
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:49,800
But the version I found dates back to approximately the 30s.

958
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:50,800
Okay.

959
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:55,800
House of the Rising Sun by Lead Belly.

960
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:56,800
Okay.

961
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:57,800
Okay.

962
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:58,800
Yep.

963
00:49:58,800 --> 00:49:59,800
All right.

964
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:00,800
That sounds about right.

965
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:01,800
Just look it up online.

966
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,800
No, I actually know what you're talking about.

967
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,800
Oh, you do know that one?

968
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:07,800
Yes.

969
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:10,800
I just stumbled across that one today.

970
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:13,800
I was going to use the original, or the Animals version.

971
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,800
For some reason, I'm aware of that.

972
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,800
I don't know why, but go ahead.

973
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:18,800
Yeah.

974
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:22,800
And that concludes my blues list.

975
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:23,800
Wow.

976
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:24,800
Dude.

977
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,800
Pretty solid there, I think.

978
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,800
Yeah, very much so.

979
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,800
I put some time into this one.

980
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,800
I wanted this one to be a good one.

981
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,800
Great job, Rob.

982
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,800
Great job.

983
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:36,800
Okay.

984
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:37,800
I'm going to go ahead and put this one up for a minute.

985
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:39,800
I'll be... You know what?

986
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:40,800
No, forget it.

987
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,800
No, let's just go ahead and go with the program.

988
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:44,800
Hang on.

989
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:45,800
All right.

990
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:46,800
Let's see here.

991
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,800
I've got some stories here.

992
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:54,800
I have some odd facts, too.

993
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,800
We'll probably do those right now.

994
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:57,800
We might do them on the next one.

995
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:02,800
I have a dear douchebags, but I think we might save that for the next podcast we do.

996
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:06,800
We'll save that for the one a little bit later.

997
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,800
Anyhow, sorry I'm a little disoriented there.

998
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:12,800
Your blues list was fantastic, dude.

999
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:15,800
Like I said, that's what took so long.

1000
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,800
I wanted to make this one a good one.

1001
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:18,800
I really did.

1002
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:19,800
Okay.

1003
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,800
And I put in the time and the research on this.

1004
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:22,800
You did.

1005
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:23,800
You did fantastic.

1006
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:24,800
I love this one.

1007
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:25,800
I love this list.

1008
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,800
I would have this as a playlist.

1009
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:29,800
Cool.

1010
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:32,800
I'm thinking about making a playlist of this.

1011
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:33,800
Hell yeah.

1012
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:34,800
All right.

1013
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:42,800
A federal agency has sued the restaurant chain, Chipotle, accusing it of religious harassment

1014
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:48,800
and retaliation after a manager at a Kansas location forcibly removed an employee's hijab

1015
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:54,800
or hijab or whatever, you know, the headscarf worn by some Muslim women.

1016
00:51:54,800 --> 00:52:03,800
In a lawsuit filed Wednesday, the Equal Opportunity Employment Opportunity Commission, the Equal

1017
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:09,800
Employment Opportunity Commission alleged that in 2021, an assistant manager at a Chipotle

1018
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:14,800
in the Lenexa, Kansas, we know this one because this is right here in the Kansas City area,

1019
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:22,800
reportedly harassed the employee by asking her to show him her hair despite her refusal.

1020
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:30,800
After several weeks, her harassment culminated in him grabbing and partially removing her

1021
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,800
hijab, according to the complaint.

1022
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:39,800
The manager's offensive and incessant requests that she moves her hijab and his attempts

1023
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:47,800
to physically take it off were unwelcome, intentional, severe, and based on religion

1024
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:52,800
and created a hostile work environment, the complaint says.

1025
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:57,800
The employee complained to another supervisor that the incident made her uncomfortable,

1026
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:02,800
but with no further action was taken against the manager, the complaint said.

1027
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:07,800
One night during the closing in August 2021, the manager allegedly reached out and pulled

1028
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:11,800
her hijab partially off her head.

1029
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:15,800
The following day, the employee gave her two weeks notice.

1030
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:21,800
Chipotle didn't reschedule her for any shifts during those two weeks, even though other

1031
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:27,800
non-Muslim employees who submitted their notice continued to be scheduled for work during

1032
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,800
that time, the complaint alleged.

1033
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:35,800
The lawsuit claims that Chipotle violated federal civil rights, law, protected employees,

1034
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:41,800
and job applicants from discrimination based on religion, race, authenticity, sex, and

1035
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:46,800
natural origin.

1036
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:54,800
In its suit, the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission said it wants Chipotle to institute

1037
00:53:54,800 --> 00:54:01,800
policies that provide equal employment opportunities for employees of all religions and pay damages

1038
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:06,800
to the employees that were affected by these actions.

1039
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:12,800
And if that did happen, I would have to say that that lawsuit is actually very valid,

1040
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:20,800
and I think that woman is owed some money or something because you can't do that.

1041
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:22,800
That is just, that's a no-no.

1042
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,800
You cannot discriminate like that in America.

1043
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,800
Agreed?

1044
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:30,800
I'm going to say something very simple.

1045
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,800
Okay.

1046
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,800
He's lucky I wasn't there.

1047
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,800
Yeah, same here.

1048
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:38,800
That is...

1049
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:41,800
You do not put your hands on a woman.

1050
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,800
Yeah, and especially...

1051
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,800
On an employee, you just don't do it.

1052
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,800
No.

1053
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,800
He's lucky I wasn't there.

1054
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:51,800
Yep.

1055
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:52,800
I would have stepped in.

1056
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,800
I would have stepped up.

1057
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:55,800
Yeah, you know what?

1058
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:56,800
I agree 100%.

1059
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,800
That's her company, won't.

1060
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,800
No, it doesn't sound like it does.

1061
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:02,800
My opinion.

1062
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:03,800
My opinion.

1063
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:04,800
No, no, no.

1064
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:05,800
I get you.

1065
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:11,800
I get what you're saying, my opinion, but man, I think probably 100% of America, or 99.9%

1066
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:17,800
right now, is going, yes, agreed.

1067
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:25,800
So, have you heard about the hottest new condiment, like mayo, ketchup, mustard?

1068
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:26,800
Yeah.

1069
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:27,800
Okay.

1070
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:33,800
The hottest condiment these days isn't ketchup, aloe, or even chili oil, which are two hot

1071
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:34,800
ones.

1072
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,800
It's seemingly ranch, is the name of it.

1073
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:40,800
And that's largely thanks to one person, Taylor Swift.

1074
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:42,800
Let's see.

1075
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:43,800
Okay, so let's see.

1076
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:44,800
Let's back up here.

1077
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:49,800
The pop star sent her fan base, and much of the internet, frankly, into a tizzy over the

1078
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:55,800
weekend when she attended a Kansas City Chiefs game to root for her rumored beau, tight end

1079
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:57,800
Travis Kelce.

1080
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:01,800
Pictures and videos of Swift decked out in red Chiefs jacket and cheering excitedly besides

1081
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:07,800
Kelce's mom have dominated social media ever since.

1082
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:11,800
Sales have also spiked on Kelce's jersey 400%.

1083
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:14,800
And one behind the scene of the photo goes viral.

1084
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:20,800
And anyhow, the fan account, Taylor Swift, shared a picture of Swift posting with a fan

1085
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,800
in the family suite, clearly mid-snack.

1086
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:28,800
She's sitting at a table with a plate, and on it's a chicken tender and two dipping sauces,

1087
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,800
one red and one white.

1088
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:36,800
Taylor Swift was eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and seemingly ranch is what the

1089
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,800
account posted.

1090
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:45,800
So, since they called it seemingly ranch, guess what Heinz did?

1091
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,800
Okay.

1092
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:53,800
Heinz came out with a seemingly ranch condiment, but it's a gimmick and they admit it's a

1093
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:54,800
gimmick.

1094
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:55,800
They said, you know what?

1095
00:56:55,800 --> 00:57:02,800
They said that what they're going to do is they're going to have some giveaways and a

1096
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:07,800
very limited opportunity to buy this off of the internet, this seemingly ranch condiment.

1097
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:12,800
And this is directly in response to Taylor Swift seemingly ranch dressing that she was

1098
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:20,800
using on her chicken tender in Travis Kelce's box.

1099
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:22,800
So, yeah.

1100
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:25,800
Oh, anyhow.

1101
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:26,800
Was that newsworthy?

1102
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:27,800
I don't know.

1103
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:28,800
Was it stupid?

1104
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:29,800
Yes.

1105
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:37,800
So, and then I've got one more thing here before we close out our first program.

1106
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:38,800
All right.

1107
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:42,800
Okay, you know Expedia, the travel website, right?

1108
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:44,800
Yeah, yeah.

1109
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:45,800
Okay.

1110
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:50,800
A new survey from the travel website, Expedia, has found that air travel is more stressful

1111
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:56,800
for many Americans these days than filing taxes or going to the dentist.

1112
00:57:56,800 --> 00:58:02,800
One poll of market research companies surveyed a thousand US air travelers from August 23rd

1113
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:03,800
to 29th.

1114
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:09,800
It found that 55% of those surveys cited air travel as a leading cause of stress, according

1115
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:12,800
to a September 27th press release from Expedia.

1116
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:18,800
Americans viewed air travel as more daunting than filing taxes or visiting the dentist,

1117
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:20,800
the poll said.

1118
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:25,800
And, you know, I've got another thought on this too.

1119
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:29,800
Before 9-11, you would have never saw that on the list.

1120
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:36,800
After 9-11, where they fucking basically fucking fill your nutsack up and your ass crack and

1121
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:41,800
you got to take your shoes off and there's people everywhere and they're rude and they're

1122
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:45,800
fucking pissy because people have been dicks to them all day.

1123
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:53,800
Yeah, I can definitely see that and I can definitely see why people feel that it is

1124
00:58:53,800 --> 00:59:00,800
more stressful than the dentist or filing taxes because most air travel is not a pleasant

1125
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:04,800
experience anymore and you have to worry about getting there early enough.

1126
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,800
You have to worry about so many different things.

1127
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:11,800
Is it going to be a busy travel weekend or whatever?

1128
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:20,800
Is it like, is there anything going on in town to where a lot of people, you know, wherever

1129
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:21,800
you're going?

1130
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:24,800
There's just so many things that you have to put into account now.

1131
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:28,800
When you used to just be able to go, you know what, okay, I showed up there for an hour

1132
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:29,800
ahead of time, I'm fine.

1133
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:30,800
Man, I'm good as gold, man.

1134
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:34,800
I just got to show them my fucking ticket and then go to the area that it's at and then

1135
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:35,800
go.

1136
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:40,800
But now there's like seven or eight distinct steps you have to take.

1137
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:45,800
And, you know, just to think about getting on the plane.

1138
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:48,800
So, yeah, I get it.

1139
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:50,800
I get it.

1140
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:56,800
So, yeah, anyhow, like I said, we're getting ready to close out the first program.

1141
00:59:56,800 --> 01:00:02,800
Okay, but before we do, I have to give a shout out.

1142
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,800
Sure.

1143
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:10,800
I want to say happy birthday to my youngest son, Bob.

1144
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:11,800
He turns 19 today.

1145
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:13,800
I am very proud of the man he is becoming.

1146
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:16,800
He's grown up so much and doing great.

1147
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:20,800
So, happy birthday, son.

1148
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:22,800
Happy birthday, man.

1149
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:25,800
Two douchebags and micro-ones salute you.

1150
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:28,800
How was the birthday party yesterday?

1151
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,800
It was all right.

1152
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:31,800
It was all right.

1153
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:33,800
I expected, I don't know what I expected.

1154
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,800
Okay, cool.

1155
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:38,800
Well, I'm glad it wasn't horrible.

1156
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:41,800
So, how's that?

1157
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,800
No, it wasn't horrible.

1158
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:44,800
It was bearable.

1159
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:45,800
Okay.

1160
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:49,800
Oh, was it just like a bunch of like siblings?

1161
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:56,800
No, it was just his sister and his mom and my grandson and my cousin came down from Iowa.

1162
01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:58,800
Oh, yeah, yeah, you're telling me about that.

1163
01:00:58,800 --> 01:00:59,800
Yeah.

1164
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:02,800
Did you have it at home or did you go anywhere?

1165
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:04,800
No, it was right here.

1166
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:05,800
Oh, okay, cool.

1167
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:06,800
All right, cool.

1168
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:07,800
Yeah.

1169
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:08,800
Okay.

1170
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:09,800
Thank God it was by the house went home.

1171
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:10,800
Did you swat him?

1172
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,800
Did you swat him?

1173
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:14,800
No.

1174
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:15,800
No?

1175
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:16,800
Did you threaten?

1176
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:17,800
He was 19.

1177
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:18,800
He was right back, dude.

1178
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:19,800
Oh, okay.

1179
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:20,800
Did you threaten to swat him?

1180
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:21,800
Yeah.

1181
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:22,800
No.

1182
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:23,800
Okay.

1183
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:24,800
All right.

1184
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:25,800
I know better.

1185
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:26,800
I know better.

1186
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:27,800
Okay.

1187
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:30,800
He might turn around and swat you, right?

1188
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:34,800
Dude, he's like four inches taller than me.

1189
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:35,800
Oh, shit.

1190
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:36,800
Okay.

1191
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:37,800
Yeah, good idea.

1192
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:38,800
Don't swat him.

1193
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:43,800
You want him on your side later on when if someone comes up and picks on you when you're

1194
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:45,800
just a little old shriveled man.

1195
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,800
I need him on my side, man.

1196
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:48,800
There you go.

1197
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:49,800
I'm getting, yeah.

1198
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:53,800
I'm gonna need somebody when I get old.

1199
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:54,800
Yeah.

1200
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,800
Hey, you think he'll wipe your ass for you?

1201
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:59,800
That's what I'm talking about.

1202
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:00,800
Oh, okay.

1203
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:01,800
I'm gonna need somebody.

1204
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:02,800
Okay.

1205
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:03,800
Well, stay good with him.

1206
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:04,800
Stay good with him.

1207
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:05,800
Yeah, I am.

1208
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:10,300
Yeah, that old ass wiping thing's a bitch, you know, especially when you don't have enough

1209
01:02:10,300 --> 01:02:14,800
cognizance or muscle power to do it.

1210
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:21,800
Dude, I'm telling you, I would win a hairy asshole when it takes hands down.

1211
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:22,800
I'm telling you.

1212
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:25,800
Rob, you son of a bitch.

1213
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:26,800
But there's no way...

1214
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:27,800
No, no, no.

1215
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:30,800
Let me put this out there now since you said it.

1216
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:32,800
You're one of my wild cards.

1217
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:34,800
Am I really?

1218
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:35,800
Yes.

1219
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,800
Remember the one that was gonna blow your mind?

1220
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:38,800
Yeah.

1221
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:46,800
I threw you in there not knowing about your asshole hair situation, and I was dead on.

1222
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:55,800
Dude, I told you in the first one, when we first started, you put you up against Topher.

1223
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:56,800
Yeah.

1224
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:58,800
And I told you I would beat you out.

1225
01:02:58,800 --> 01:02:59,800
I mean it.

1226
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:00,800
Okay.

1227
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:01,800
All right.

1228
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:02,800
Well, you are...

1229
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:03,800
Yeah.

1230
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:06,800
I have no worries going to prison.

1231
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:07,800
No worries.

1232
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:08,800
Okay.

1233
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:11,800
There is a total shield across it.

1234
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:15,800
Well, now that you threw that across there, I kind of had to tell you that way you don't

1235
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:17,800
think I'm doing it because you said that.

1236
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:18,800
No, you were...

1237
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:21,800
I might have to vote myself as the winner on this one.

1238
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:25,800
Well, I'm already putting you in my wild card, so you're in it.

1239
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:26,800
Okay.

1240
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:29,800
Well, let's get on with our show so we can talk about this.

1241
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:30,800
Okay.

1242
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:31,800
All right, everybody.

1243
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:32,800
We'll be back in a little...

1244
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:33,800
Well, you know what?

1245
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:34,800
Hey, everybody have a good night.

1246
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:35,800
Thank you for listening.

1247
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:36,800
Good night, everybody.

1248
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:37,800
Good night.

1249
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:38,800
Bye.

1250
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:39,800
Hey, where did everybody go?

1251
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:40,800
Where are the douchebags?

1252
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:41,800
Hmm.

1253
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:56,800
Oh, my God, someone took a dump in the corner.

1254
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:57,800
Oh, jeez.

1255
01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:58,800
Glad they're gone.

1256
01:03:58,800 --> 01:03:59,800
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1257
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:00,800
Man, that smells.

1258
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:12,800
Oh, jeez.