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Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone podcast.
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Two Douchebags and a Microphone says,
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You ever dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake up with a spoon in your ass?
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Just asking.
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Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.
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Well that new Hanson CD is just a laughable, uh huh.
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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.
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So, if I have a glass of ice water, and the ice melts into the water, is my water then watered down?
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Hmph. I may never know.
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Hello, Two Douchebags and a Microphone, I'm Mark.
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And I'm Rob.
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Well, due to popular belief, I opened my big mouth online earlier and I said that Rob was going to sing the world news in falsetto.
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Evidently, I got fake news. That was not right.
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My people got mixed up and they thought that's what was said.
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But evidently, Rob was just asking for a cheeseburger, but he wasn't saying that he was going to sing the world news in falsetto.
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Now how I got that from asking for a cheeseburger, I'm not sure.
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I don't have a clue either.
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I would like to apologize to everybody over that. I had no idea that that was it.
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I really thought that Rob was going to sing the world news in falsetto, because I know he's been practicing, I mean like, he's been practicing a lot.
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I mean, what, four hours a night?
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I've not been practicing, I'm just not ready yet.
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He's just not ready yet. But it's coming.
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I need a little more time.
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Yeah, just a little bit more time.
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So I apologize for any inconvenience I might have caused. It was fake news.
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Inadvertently, I feel horrible about this situation.
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I ask for repentance. I ask for forgiveness in this time of trouble.
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And that's it?
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I forgive you.
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Okay, thank you. I'm sure everyone else out there in Podcastland does too.
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So, anyhow, let's just go ahead since we're talking about cheeseburgers, kind of.
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You know McDonald's is bringing back the spicy chicken McNuggets?
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No, I didn't.
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I didn't either.
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But luckily to the power of the internets and websites, I found this little tidbit out.
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Last week, the fast food chain confirmed the return of the fan favorite menu item for a limited time.
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Now, spicy chicken McNuggets are back for a limited time with a spicy breading that adds a real kick to the fan favorite,
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says the official McDonald's website.
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Breaded in a crispy coating, flavorfully spiced with a blend of aged cayenne and chili pepper.
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That does sound good, actually.
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They're sure to get your attention.
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The spicy nuggets are currently available in New York City, Seattle, Portland, Denver,
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and other select locations across the U.S.
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According to People magazine, that is, customers can order the nuggets in 6-piece, 10-piece, 20-piece, or a 40-piece fat ass box.
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Oh wait, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, I didn't say fat ass.
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I apologize.
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Anyhow, the hotter version of the McDonald's famous McNuggets debuted on McDonald's menus in 2020,
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marking the first edition of McNuggets flavor since the regular nuggets were added to the menu decades ago.
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This is the first time we've introduced a new flavor, our classic chicken McNuggets, in the U.S.
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Since they came to our menus in 1983, Linda Van Goss and McDonald's Vice President of Menu Innovation said,
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at the time, per Food & Wine magazine,
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as our customers have been asking for spicy McNuggets for some time now,
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we couldn't think of a better time to bring them to our menus.
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We can't wait for McNuggets fans to get a taste of these new spicy options.
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Just two weeks after their 2020 debut, the spicy nuggets nearly sold out, per People magazine.
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We're thrilled with a positive response to these limited time offerings.
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McDonald's teased in a statement,
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if our customers truly can't get enough, there's always a chance we'll bring limited items back for the future.
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You never know, we just might see some of these fan favorites soon again.
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So, anyhow, if you're a fan of McNuggets and you like spicy food,
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there you go, at least for a limited time.
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And I'm not sure about the select cities.
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I'm not sure if Kansas City is going to be a market or anywhere, wherever you're listening to in the world,
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because we are very fortunate enough to have a very wide fan base all over the world.
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So wherever you're listening, I don't know if it's going to be in your city or not.
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My suggestion is to look it up on the internet.
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I think McDonald's has a website dedicated to this,
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so you can find out if you really want to if you can get these spicy McNuggets anytime soon near you.
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So, anyhow, so what do you got to say to that, Rob?
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I've got to check that out.
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Yeah, me too. I think that sounds excellent myself.
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Nothing better than shredded chicken asses and beaks, a little bit of cayenne pepper on them.
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Sounds delightful, doesn't it?
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Dip it in a little bit of ranch.
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Yeah. So, there we go.
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Well, while we're talking about food, you know, we have another Food Wars.
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Did you know that?
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Oh, cool.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So people have been listening to the podcast for a while, know this, and people that haven't, I'm about ready to explain it.
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This all started, I was in Costco and I'm walking through the produce section,
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and I just got this vision of this plum, I think it's a plum, jumping out and trying to kick the shit out of the pear.
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And I was like, imagine, who would win and why would they win?
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So, on that particular one, the pear was bigger and firmer than the plum,
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so I would imagine the pear would be able to smash the shit out of the plum, right?
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So what we're doing is we're pitting food items.
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I think we went to inanimate objects, we went to appliances.
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The last one was like a bunch of fast foods against each other.
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Remember we had like the Wendy's bacon chicken wrap against, I don't know, a Sonic Onion Ring or something.
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Okay, so this is a little mixed-match.
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I forget what it was against the Onion Ring, but it went right through it and missed.
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Oh, that's right. What the hell was it?
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Oh, it might have been a mushroom.
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Yeah, a fried mushroom.
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Yeah, it was a Dairy Queen fried mushroom against a Sonic Fried Onion Ring.
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And first we thought, well, the mushroom can just like pelt it and beat the hell out of the onion ring
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because it's kind of mushy anyhow and it's kind of flimsy.
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it was probably not that good of a shot and it probably went right through the ring
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and then the onion ring landed on it and killed it.
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So, okay. So that's what we got going on this one.
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And then we had some other ones.
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Let's see, the breaded pork chop beat, killed the breaded chicken fried steak
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because the pork chop has a jagged bone.
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It was a bone in pork chop.
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That's right.
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Yeah. So there you go. You guys got the idea of it.
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So there you go if you have not, if you don't know what we're talking about.
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So this is Food Wars.
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Okay. The first one on the docket is Waffle House covered and smothered potatoes versus steak and eggs.
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I think I'm going to go with the potatoes covered and smothered for a couple of reasons.
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Okay. The potatoes are kind of hard and lumpy.
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They could land on top of the steak and the eggs,
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even if it doesn't matter how the eggs are done, if they're over easy or scrambled.
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And then you take the smothered, which would be the gravy, right, or the chili
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because at Waffle House you can use the cream gravy or the chili to smother whatever you want, right?
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So you could take either one of them and basically drown the steak and eggs.
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Yeah. That's, yeah.
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Okay. I have one thing though. I have one thing, Rob.
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What if it's a T-bone and eggs?
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It's not like a strip or a ribeye.
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Yeah, because the bone would rise right up out of there.
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And it would jab the potatoes.
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The potatoes, yeah.
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And it could stand up and not drown in the cupboard, whether it's chili or whether it's cream gravy.
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So, okay. I'm going to say if it's a strip steak or a ribeye, they would lose.
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If it's a T-bone, it would win.
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So what would we call that? Like a toss-up maybe?
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Yeah, we'll call it that.
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All right. All right. So the first one is a toss-up.
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Next one. A giant tenderloin versus a breakfast burrito.
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I think I'm going to go with a breakfast burrito because it's kind of rolled up like a baseball bat.
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I mean, I really don't know what else.
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If that tenderloin climbed up high, it could come off the top rope and just land on it.
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Oh, okay. Hang on, Rob. You just brought something up.
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Okay. Since these are food wars, is this done in a ring?
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Do they have like a wrestling ring or a boxing ring?
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If there's a boxing ring, then we may have to go back and examine past shows and maybe come up with different outcomes.
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Because I agree with you.
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Yeah, we may have to.
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That top rope would mean a lot.
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That top rope, a giant tenderloin could...a breakfast burrito couldn't.
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It's too lumberish and too round and too, you know, just too solid, too thick to jump up on there.
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But a giant tenderloin is agile enough and crispy enough.
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It could jump up on the top rope and fly through the air and pretty much, you know, wipe out the breakfast burrito.
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Black.
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Black.
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Andre the Giant.
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Andre the Giant.
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Yeah, yeah. Body slamming. Andre the Giant style.
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Okay. So I'm going to say for the sake of this, of the contest going on from now on, it's a ring like a wrestling ring with the turnbuckles, everything.
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And we can even, if we feel strong enough, we can even introduce a chair.
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Like, like if we think like, like spicy chorizo sausage is like pissed off and mean enough, it can go grab a chair and beat the shit out of the eggs.
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Right on.
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Or if something has a little bit of Tabasco sauce on it, it's so fucking flaming mad because you just doused it with Tabasco sauce, it's going to go grab a chair and beat the shit out of whatever's next to them, right?
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Okay. All right. So from now on, it's a ring.
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Okay. And the dogs are going crazy. So you guys are going to hear the dogs, but you know what? It's added bonus. We have special guests on this and we're not even charging you guys anymore.
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It went from nothing to nothing.
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So there you go.
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All right. This one is for Lona, our number one listener.
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Right on.
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Ham sandwich versus a Velveeta block.
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I've got to go with the Velveeta because the Velveeta block is very thick and porous and heavy and could land on a ham sandwich. Just smash all that ham stuff out of there and just like, just destroy it.
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Okay. It's like a brick.
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Yeah, Velveeta.
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All right. Sorry, Lona. I know you're the ham sandwich purveyor, but I think even you can see the logic in the Velveeta block beating the ham sandwich.
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All right. Next.
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This one is tough.
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Mayo versus mustard.
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And this is just regular yellow French's, Heinz, Platchman's, always save, whatever.
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This is where the mayo could grab a chair.
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Because the mustard would burn the eyes of the mayo.
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Okay. So you think the mayo would like flip out and go, you son of a bitch. And the mayo is like, spunky enough. The mayo has enough scent.
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Now, let me say, is it mayo or is it Miracle Whip?
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I'm going to say Miracle Whip.
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Miracle Whip?
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I mean, Miracle Whip's got that little spiciness. It would definitely grab the chair.
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It would grab the chair and beat the shit out of the mustard?
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Yeah, because the mustard got in its eyes.
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I would have to agree with you. I think Miracle Whip has a little bit of an attitude.
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It's just like a donut. A donut just slides there. But if it's a beignet, a beignet is going to fucking pick a fight with you.
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A beignet is going to jump in the middle. Come on, bitch. What you got going there? You got something you want to say?
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Where a donut is going to lie there, docile, whatever. I don't care what happens.
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You know, what? You have fucking chew on me or what?
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Where a beignet is like, you ain't eating me, bitch. I'm going to take you down. You're not fucking getting your fucking lips near me, bitch. Right?
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Yep. That's it.
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Alrighty. This next one. Ketchup versus Russian dressing.
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Russian dressing, I would almost say, would get it. But it's so runny. Especially because Heinz ketchup, it's so thick.
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I almost think that the ketchup would win because it's thicker than the Russian dressing.
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It lands in the middle of it and just spreads apart.
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Yeah. I think the Russian dressing would just start running from the Heinz ketchup.
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And the Heinz ketchup just slowly inching towards it. And by the time the Heinz ketchup gets to it,
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the Russian dressing is half on the floor, half over on one side of the table, on the other side of the table.
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Just disoriented little pockets of it here and there.
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I think the ketchup would just get over there and probably just leave because it wasn't any type of a fight at all.
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Yeah. I totally agree.
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Totally agree with you.
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Okay. This next one is easy if you really think about it, Rob.
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Pita bread versus French bread.
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My take is French bread would give up before the fight.
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Yeah. I see that's where I was going to go with that.
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I'm sorry. I don't want to shit. I'll leave. Pita bread's like, that's right. You're fucking right, bitch. You are leaving.
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There's the door, fucking Frenchie. Okay. I'm sorry.
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Next one. Lime Jello versus tapioca pudding.
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Lime Jello.
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Lime Jello. Yep. Lime Jello has that little pick-tooth.
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Everybody matches with Lime Jello.
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No. Lime Jello's mean. Lime Jello is the shit. Lime Jello is the fucking... Lime Jello, if Lime Jello was in prison, Lime Jello would be what everybody answers to, right?
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Yep.
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I don't care if it's like any type of food at all. If there was a food prison, everyone would answer to Lime Jello.
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They would kick back all their money. They would go through them to sell anything. They would go through them for everything. Everything goes through Lime Jello. I agree.
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Yep. Next one. Ranch salad dressing versus honey mustard.
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Now, ranch is pretty tough acting, right? Especially those Hidden Valley Ranch bottles are pretty cool. They're big, bulky bottles, right?
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But, honey mustard is very spicy. Even though it has the name honey and it's mustard. Have you ever... have you had honey mustard dressing?
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Yes, yes, yes. I got a bottle on my fridge right now.
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Okay. It's pretty spicy, right?
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I think because of the spiciness, I think honey mustard would win.
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Well, I'm also giving it to honey mustard.
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Oh, why?
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Because honey mustard, off the bat, you think it's going to be sweet.
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Yes, yeah, you're right.
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And all of a sudden, it's going to kick you.
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It kicks you right in the face. It's like, I'm not sweet, bitch.
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Good point.
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It's bipolar.
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It is. You're right. Honey mustard is bipolar and it will kill you. It will slice you if you look at it wrong. It'll cut you.
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Honey mustard carries a switchblade, right?
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That's right. This next one, buffalo chicken dip versus pimento spread.
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Now, buffalo chicken dip should win, but if you get the right pimento spread, that shit will light your mouth on fire too.
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Yeah, it's true.
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I'm still going to go with buffalo chicken dip because on the average, buffalo chicken dip is usually hotter than pimento spread.
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And there's only a couple of pimento spreads that are actually as hot as buffalo chicken dip or maybe a little bit hotter.
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So I'm going to have to go ahead and go with continuity and the buffalo chicken dip.
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I'll go with the chicken dip too.
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Alright. Next one, buffalo chicken sandwich versus Nashville hot chicken.
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Have you had a Nashville hot chicken first off?
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We're going with the Nashville hot chicken.
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Yes, yes. I was getting ready to say because I understand that the Nashville hot chicken is kind of a relatively new thing around these parts.
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And they're just now starting to sell it in several restaurants I've seen.
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And I think even Hardee's has come out with, I remember I did a report on the new Hardee's fast food.
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Yeah, you did. Just feel all that.
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Yeah, yeah. So it's just now starting to kind of gather some steam and get nationwide.
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So Nashville hot chicken takes a buffalo chicken sandwich any day.
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And in taste too.
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This next one's tough.
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A DQ dilly bar versus a culvert's mint chip custard.
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I don't know.
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I think I'm going to have to dip it in the dilly bar.
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Me too because a dilly bar looks almost like a thick fly swatter, right?
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It's like a big hockey puck.
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Yeah, it's like a hockey puck. Yeah, yeah.
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And they'll knock you out.
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Yeah, I think so too. I think the mint chip mustard is all nice.
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And like, hey, what's going on, dilly, bam.
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He just knocks the piss out of it for no reason. He's like, that's what's going on.
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You know what's going on? Fucking head's hurting. You know why?
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Because you're going to get away from me, bitch.
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And then, you know, fucking mint custard's all over the ground like it's smashed everywhere.
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Dilly bar walks off whistling, right? High Plains drifter whistling, right?
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Uh huh. That's right. He carries a blade too. He'll cut you.
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Next one, jalapeno poppers versus Olive Garden breadsticks.
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I think that's easy.
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Jalapeno. Yeah. Yeah, jalapeno. Jalapeno carries a blade too.
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Next one, Culver's cheese curds versus DQ fried mushrooms.
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Mushrooms. Mushrooms. I agree.
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Wow, Rob, that was an easy one.
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Yeah, I think it would ball up like a cannonball, but this time it would hit the target.
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Yes. Cool. Cool. That was an easy one, Rob. We both agreed on all of them. That's rare.
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Yeah. Wow. All right. How about if we come right back with a couple of stories?
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Do you have some stories you want to go to also?
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Yeah, actually, I have a restaurant story myself.
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Okay, we'll be back here in a minute or so. So hang tight, people.
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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.
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I will rescue. But my mom told me to not burn trash.
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Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes and scream, hey, there's no toilet paper in here.
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That's right. That's right.
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Make that thing a girl. She wants her balls.
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You want to fuck shit up? You want to force her across America?
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Brick Shit House is for you.
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Please enjoy Brick Shit House energy drink responsibly. It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues.
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Next up, things overheard in hell.
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The Mark Zuckerberg comedy hour has been removed from 10 new seasons.
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All right. Two douchebags and microphone on Mark.
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And I'm Rob.
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Rob, you said you had a restaurant story?
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Yeah. Yeah. It's like a restaurant story and it's a local late and news story.
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Oh, cool. We love those.
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Not really.
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Oh, okay.
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In Osage Beach, All You Can Eat Restaurant joins a long list of unexpected closings of a popular franchise chain across the country with little, if any, advance notice to its employees.
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Oh, no. Oh, no. I think I know what it is.
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Yeah, you do.
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The social media accounts are reporting the closing over the weekend of Golden Corral on Osage Beach Parkway.
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A sign posted on the building and a notice posted on the Internet confirms that the restaurant has been permanently closed.
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Further, a U-Haul truck was parked behind the restaurant Tuesday morning.
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The building is apparently for sale and a call weekly to the restaurant and to get an answer.
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K.L.M.S. Radio and TV, which is big down here, has reached out to Golden Corral corporate offices,
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rolling north to Atlanta about the closing and other issues such as gift cards and will pass along more information when received.
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I think pretty much the whole thing is going out of business.
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Golden Corral has been in this mode for a while now.
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The whole buffet thing ever since COVID is just it doesn't.
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The main people that were going to Golden Corral before COVID were the elderly.
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There were some families there, yes, but the mainstay of them was the elderly.
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All the elderly are afraid to go there because of COVID.
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They're afraid they're going to go there, get something and die.
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So it never did recover.
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And also, let's face it, the food was on a downhill slope for years, wasn't it?
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Yeah, it was.
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The food was almost inedible, the one in Belton that I went to the last time it went there, and I didn't want to go there.
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But that's where everybody was meeting at.
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So I didn't really.
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Well, I did have a choice.
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I didn't have to go there, but I went ahead and went there despite my better thoughts.
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But I noticed then the food was really low grade when before it might have been not the highest grade food,
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but it wasn't like the virtually the leftover garbage stuff.
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And in my opinion, the stuff was just garbage.
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It was out there, it was old, it was like cold.
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There's people picking their nose and coughing.
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It was just disgusting.
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The best I could pull off there was a salad and I tried to eat a piece of fried chicken, but the steak there wasn't worth the crap.
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So, I mean, it's not just because of covid because it was going downhill a long time, but it's a lot of different things.
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But also the quality of food isn't there anymore.
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And I think that as much as anything, probably drove the business straight into the ground.
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So, well, Rob, does it affect you any?
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No, I think I've been there twice since they've been open.
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It's weird, too, like Applebee's in the early 2000s.
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Both of these companies had a little resurrection.
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They were going into all these markets there where I know because I was building a lot of the restaurants,
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they had all the stainless steel in it.
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And they were going in, first they went into all the big cities.
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We had them going into Manhattan, had them going into Kansas City, had them going into Cincinnati, Miami, all this place.
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But then we started noticing Harrisonville, Clinton, Fort Osage, all these smaller cities, or not cities, but these towns.
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And this was Golden Corral and Applebee's Boat because they ran out of all these big cities to go to, right?
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They saturated them.
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So what they did was they oversaturated the market and then there just, you know, there wasn't anything for them to go except down.
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And then it's just been a downhill slope ever since and a bunch of different reasons.
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So anyhow, it does not surprise me.
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Anyhow, you got something else?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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You know how Costco sells pretty much anything?
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Now they sell gold bars.
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That's what I was getting ready to read about.
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Oh shit. Sorry, did Mingus steal your thunder?
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Go ahead.
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No, no, no. I thought I didn't know it.
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We don't have a Costco down here.
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Springfield is your closest one.
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Yeah. I think there might be one in Jeff City.
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Oh, I don't know. Maybe so.
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Which would be like a half hour closer than Springfield.
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Oh, okay. You know what? I guess so from where you're at. I never thought about it, but yeah.
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Okay. All right. Anyhow, go ahead.
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Costco has been selling 1 ounce gold bars that it says get snapped up in hours.
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I got a couple of calls that people have seen online that we've been selling 1 ounce gold bars.
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CFO Richard D'Aliac, head investors to Z at the retail.
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Jelinek.
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Jelinek. Richard Jelinek.
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Anyhow, go ahead. I'm sorry.
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2Z at the retail's fourth quarter earnings call.
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Yes, but when we load them on the site, they're typically gone within a few hours and we limit two per member.
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Costco's website shows that the company sells 1 ounce bars of 24 karat gold.
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24 karat gold from South Africa's Rand Refinery for $1,939.99.
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And from Swift's supplier Pamp Seuss for $1,979.99.
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Both products have been given average 4.9 star ratings on Costco's website.
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Wow.
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The products include insured, signed for air shipping via UPS.
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The listings for both products say they can't be returned or refunded.
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As Garant, whatever it is, said, customers can only buy two of each item per membership.
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Oh, so there's a limit two per membership. Okay.
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And you answered what I was going to...
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Yeah, but you're still talking 4 grand.
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Yeah. No, you answered what I was going to ask. Sorry I interrupted there.
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Anyhow...
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Here's a little tip that I have to add to it too.
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Okay.
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At the time of the writing, an ounce of gold on the open market was worth just under $1,890.
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Wow.
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Like a hundred dollar difference there.
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Yeah. Okay, the thing that I wanted to know was how they got it to you,
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because I know they wouldn't have them in the stores. They'd be sitting ducks.
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No, they ship it to you.
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They ship it to you in UPS. Okay. Yeah.
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It's insured, signed for air shipping via UPS.
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Yeah. Yep. Okay. Wow.
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And my feeling is they probably don't really make dick off of that, but it sets them aside from the Sam's Club and other places like that.
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They used to do mortgages, but they quit doing mortgages a couple years ago.
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Really? Yeah. I miss everything being out of the city.
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You know, in Alaska, a couple years ago, our vacation in Alaska, they have a Costco car standalone.
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It was just Costco cars where they sell all these different brands of cars.
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And it's a Costco store that just sells cars.
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And it's in Alaska. I was like, wow.
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So they have their hands in everything. I mean, it's amazing the stuff that they do.
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Have you heard about the new AI generated Coke flavor?
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No, I haven't.
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Well, it's a dud.
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It's named Starlight, and no one knows what it tastes like.
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No one can really describe what it tastes like.
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It's interesting how they describe it because when they describe it, they describe a little bit of everything.
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You'll see what I mean.
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There's a new limited Coca-Cola flavor in town, and this time AI helped create it.
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They had several reviews, and I'm going to read the reviews to kind of get the gist of what people are feeling about this new AI generated Coke.
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And you can actually buy Starlight online, and there are certain retailers.
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I think Target is one of them, that you can go there and buy this AI generated.
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And what they mean by AI generated is AI came up with the idea, the advertising campaign, and the formula for the drink.
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So reviewer number one, this flavor reminds me of when you mix all the fountain flavors together.
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It's artificially fruity, like a gummy bear or a lollipop.
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This aftertaste is more of a caramel vanilla flavor, said Haley from the Insider online.
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So that's pretty much a nondescript, wasn't it?
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Yeah.
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Reviewer number two, there's a tasty berry vanilla flavor at first, but the aftertaste sometimes reminds me of buttered popcorn jelly beans.
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The aftertaste is more noticeable after eating, but other times, it reminded me of heavily of vanilla.
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This is from a review of the Impulsive Buy online, one of their reviewers.
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And the third reviewer said, I was kind of surprised.
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The drink poured out with a traditional cola color, because it tastes like all the red soda flavors together, and like all the red soda flavors together, and they threw a party.
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Cherry, strawberry, raspberry, and fruit punch also remind me of an energy drink taste as well.
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Fisher Cooper wrote, for the taste of home online.
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The overwhelming consensus on all of this was yuck.
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And reading this, I think I would agree.
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What do you think, Rob?
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Yeah. Yeah, I agree.
444
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This sounds tremendously horrible.
445
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So, anyhow, I've got another little bit more serious story going on here.
446
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This is something that I reported back when TOFA was still doing the show, and this was maybe the end of last year.
447
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I think it might even have been the summer of last year.
448
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This is from CNN online.
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As drought tightens its grip in the central United States, and water levels on the Mississippi River plummet to near record lows,
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a surge of salt water from the Gulf of Mexico is pushing up streams, polluting drinking water for thousands of residents south of New Orleans.
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With little prospect of rain in the future, officials are working to find solutions before the salt water infiltrates treatment plants that serve tens of thousands more residents, including New Orleans.
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President Joe Biden said something, but nobody really understood him.
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But what he was supposed to say is a proven emergency declaration request from Louisiana government John Bell Edwards and the four parishes, Plaqueque, St. Bernard, Jefferson, and Orleans Parish.
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With the current projections, it should be noted that almost 20% of the state could be impacted by this event, Edwards said in the request, predicting salt water could impact the state until January.
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Here's what to know about the salt water intrusion.
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The Mississippi River's enormous flow rate is usually enough to keep water from the Gulf of Mexico out.
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But when the river is running low, salt water can creep into it.
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The salt water wedge starts at the mouth of the river and moves upstream.
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Because salt water is more dense than fresh water, it takes the shape of a wedge.
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The leading edge is at the bottom of the riverbed, the so-called toe of the wedge, and extends backward into the ocean.
461
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So the US Army Corps of Engineers have been tracking the location of the wedge toe, which as of September 24 was at the river mile 69.3, around six miles downstream from Belle Chassis and 26 miles downstream from Algiers Water Treatment Plant in New Orleans.
462
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So it's only 20-some miles away from New Orleans right now.
463
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Anywhere from 15 to 25 miles downstream from the toe, water at the surface of the river had been inundated with salt water.
464
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The salt content in the surface water is higher than the Environmental Protection Agency's public water supply standard.
465
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So in short, there's not enough fresh water flowing down from the Mississippi River after months of extreme heat and low rainfall.
466
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Exceptional drought, the worst category, is spread across parts of Louisiana and Mississippi.
467
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This year so far has been the hottest on record for most states, according to recent figures from NOAA dating through August.
468
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Extreme drought is also present upstream, where there's a lot of river's water originates.
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Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, here in Missouri, as we know, according to the US Drought Monitor.
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What happens upstream affects the flow rate of the mouth of the Mississippi River.
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The flow rate there needs to be above 300,000 cubic feet per second to keep the salt water at base, said Colonel Colin Jones, commander of the Corps.
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New Orleans office, it's been just about half of that, around 150,000 cubic feet per second, according to data from the US Geological Survey.
473
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So how far up do they think the river salt water will get and when?
474
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Current estimates from the Army Corp predict unsafe salty water could travel another 50 miles upstream to the end of October, potentially affecting the water supply of four parishes and more than 800,000 people.
475
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Three water intakes serving Plequique Parish and already inundated with two more are threatened in the coming weeks.
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Bell Chassis facility October 13th and Dalkor Factory on October 15th.
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Together these facilities produce 11.5 million gallons of water a day and serve over 23,000 people, according to the Plequique Parish Information Center.
478
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So there's a lot more that I can read on this, but I think I've pretty much got this whole thing, what's going on there.
479
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:05,000
So another thing is that it goes into later, but I'm not going to read because it's a long article.
480
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It's a very good article, but it's very long and it would bore you guys to death if you're not already bored to death.
481
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So anyhow, the river's water is not nearly as warm as the Gulf of Mexico.
482
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So it is also affecting the temperature of the Mississippi River hundreds of miles upstream.
483
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So the fish in the different life, the different plants, vegetation, animals are all being affected.
484
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It's not growing the same type of algae for the frogs and other animals like that and other amphibious creatures.
485
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It's affecting everything and it's become a real sore spot.
486
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And they're really not sure what to do about this because the whole ecological system is just screwed right now because of this.
487
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And they're really having a hard time trying to get a... it's not just drinking water is what I'm saying.
488
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It's a lot of different things that are added into this and it's very concerning.
489
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And I mean, gosh, I mean, all I can say is this right here, pray for rain.
490
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Pray for rain but not floods. So because I know this, a lot of people pray for rain around here, right?
491
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Harrisonville got seven inches of rain the other night.
492
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Really? Yes. Wow. Yeah.
493
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We got three over two days. We got three inches of rain.
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Now, yeah, there's a lot of heavy rain, but it wasn't horrible.
495
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And it was a good rain and it really helped a lot of stuff out. It filled up a lot of reservoirs and everything.
496
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And it really... it did soak the ground pretty good because we had several rains in a row there.
497
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So, Harrisonville... Now we took it in ours at night, overnight.
498
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Oh, okay. Yeah, that's the stuff that was up here and it would head down there and by the time it got to you it was dark. Yeah.
499
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Yeah. Anyhow, yeah, Harrisonville got seven inches in just like, I don't know, maybe three hours.
500
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So, yeah. So, yeah, they... I mean, yeah, they prayed for rain and they got it. So, anyhow...
501
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That's damaging rain there. Yeah, it is. And there are a lot of strong...
502
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All the farmers are trying to get the hay put up. Wow.
503
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Strong, severe storms to accommodate it with large hail. So, yeah, it was a mess.
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I hope we come back in a couple of minutes here or a minute or so or however long our break takes us.
505
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And I've got a little special on blue light and how it affects children.
506
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Alright. And I got an old West to throw in. Oh, you got an old West hygiene, don't you?
507
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Yeah. Okay. Well, you know what?
508
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Why don't we come back with your old West hygiene and then we'll go into some stuff online, okay?
509
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We'd die of work. Alright. We'll see you guys here in a minute.
510
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:08,000
Why two douchebags and a microphone? Because two fuckdots and a recorder was taken.
511
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Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.
512
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It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.
513
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Mate, you'll forever feel yourself infuriated. And the pocket is not even in.
514
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Hey, look. I think we found land. Oh my God, I think we're safe.
515
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:33,000
Oh no! It's the island of horrible jokes.
516
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:43,000
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosaur.
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When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water because nobody likes a stinky asshole.
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Alright, two douchebags and a microphone on Mark.
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And I'm Rob. Alright, Rob. As before mentioned, before we went to break, you have an old West hygiene?
520
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:07,000
Yeah, I do. I've got another on the Markopolis tonight.
521
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Please go forward. I love this segment, by the way.
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Okay, right now I'm sitting here looking at a very old black and white picture of the Colorado River.
523
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Uh huh. Okay? It used to be a lot bigger.
524
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Huh? It used to be a lot more massive.
525
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Yeah, it's beautiful. Beautiful.
526
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And the name of tonight's segment is the filthy truth behind Hoover Dam's transformation.
527
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Okay. Oh hey, real quick. Let's remind everybody, Hoover Dam is Lake Mead.
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So go ahead. Okay.
529
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In the stunning historical photograph, we catch a glimpse of the untamed Colorado River as it once flowed near the Hoover Dam site.
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But what lies beneath the surface is a pair of unsanditary conditions that plague the river and its surroundings.
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In the wild days of the past, the current has been a very, very difficult time for the river.
532
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It was a very difficult time for the river to sustain its surroundings.
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In the wild days of the past, the Colorado River was subject to pollution and contamination from various sources,
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including mining activities, industrial waste, and inadequate waste disposal practices.
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It caused diseases and posed serious health risks to those who relied on it for drinking, bathing, and irrigation.
536
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Okay. Um, I had no idea that it was like that polluted because of it. You wouldn't think it would.
537
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Huh. Wow.
538
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Okay. So then Lake Mead is beautiful. So I guess Lake Mead actually might have cleaned it up a little bit, if you will.
539
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It might have.
540
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Okay. All right.
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Wow. Um, you got anything else you want to add to that or you got another story you want to go into or?
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No, go ahead. You said you had something.
543
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Oh yeah, yeah. I have a few things.
544
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Okay.
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Okay. You know, the New York Jets' 2023 outlook changed in a dramatic way during their first game of the season,
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as star quarterback Aaron Rodgers suffered a torn Achilles that will likely cost him the entire year.
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Many wondered if the Jets would add another quarterback, and they did reach out to two-time Super Bowl champion Chad Henney.
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In an interview with The Reading Eagle, the former Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Chad Henney revealed that the Jets gave him a call.
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Henney said he was excited but declined the offer.
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He is a volunteer assistant football coach at Wilson High School in Pennsylvania, where he played football once upon a time.
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I hung them up for the right reasons, Henney said. I didn't want to go back and put my body into it.
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The 38-year-old retired following the Chiefs' 38-35 victory over the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl 57 back in February.
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A former second-round pick of the Miami Dolphins in 2008, Henney spent 15 seasons in the league and started in 54 total games, going 18-36.
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He played for the Dolphins, Jacksonville Jaguars, and the Chiefs.
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He would have been a solid veteran presence for young Zach Wilson of the Jets quarterback room.
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They tried to get Chad Henney, and I respect him for that.
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Like I've always said, Chad Henney was an okay quarterback.
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He was a starter, although he was probably in the lower, you know, he might have been a little bit lower than average.
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And he was a starting quarterback in the NFL for many years.
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You put that guy under someone like Patrick Mahomes, and he becomes a better quarterback because of what he witnesses and he learns.
561
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Okay? Someone like that could go over to Zach Wilson and coach him along and help him become a better quarterback.
562
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Or if nothing else, if you think you have a small shot at the playoffs, you might put Henney in there and have Zach Wilson learn on the job underneath him.
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So I respect what they tried to do, but I don't blame Henney for not going back.
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You know, he's going to go enjoy his life.
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He got his Super Bowl ring, he well earned it, he came in at key times.
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He did key things for us just like Matt Moore did for us in 54.
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You know, coming in to the playoffs and throwing a couple of game winners, you know.
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I mean, so he did his part in winning the Super Bowl with us.
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So he has no shame or nothing being the backup quarterback to someone like Mahomes and also having a huge part in us winning it the whole season.
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So God bless him.
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I hope he enjoys his next chapter in life, which sounds like it might go to coaching.
572
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So there you go.
573
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And have you heard of the new thing going on now?
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You know how people get ghosted, right?
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Like all of a sudden you're writing a chick and everything's cool.
576
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's meet up.
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I don't know. Yeah, let's go meet up at this coffee house and have a cup of coffee and talk and all that stuff.
578
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You're like, OK, cool. OK.
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Then also one day just nothing.
580
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That's ghosting. It's like something happened.
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Maybe your old boyfriend came back.
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Maybe someone said something to her.
583
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:57,000
You know, so all sudden just nothing. So that's ghosting.
584
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:02,000
So now the new trend is instead of ghosting somebody, it's called anti ghosting.
585
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So here's the article.
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Chances are you're already familiar with ghosting, the act of abruptly ending communication with another person without explanation, which is an all too common occurrence in the dating world.
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Well, you may not have heard the term anti ghosting before.
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The concept is nothing new.
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Anti ghosting refers to letting a person you've gone out with know that you don't want to continue seeing them often via a text message.
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Once you've lost interest, rather than taking the admittedly easy route and not responding to further advances, i.e. ghosting, you proactively send an anti ghost message to communicate your lack of romantic interest.
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Blaine Anderson, a dating coach for men told The Huffington Post, a dating coach.
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That's the first problem right there.
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Essentially, it means having the maturity to be upfront about your feelings as opposed to vanishing in a ghost like fashion.
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Malisha Battle, a sex and dating coach and author of This Is Supposed To Be Fun, has coached clients on how to craft an anti ghosting text that's clear, polite and to the point.
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Some examples include.
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Hey, thanks for meeting up with me last night. You seem chill, but we're looking for different things.
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I hope you find what you're looking for.
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Or, last night was fun. I think we have more of a friend vibe. Is that something you're open to? She told HuffPost.
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Noting that you shouldn't make a friendship offer unless it's something you actually see as a possibility.
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Other common anti ghosting messages might be something like, I've had a good time getting to know you, but I'm just not feeling a romantic connection between us.
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Or after doing some thinking, I realized I'm not actually ready for a relationship right now.
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Wanted to tell you now so I didn't string you along and waste your time.
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So, anyhow, I guess the answer to not hurting someone's feelings is to kind of hurt their feelings. Would you agree?
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But instead, you're kind of like pulling the bandaid off really quick. Is that what you gather from that?
605
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Yeah, that's kind of what I was getting from it.
606
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Yeah, it's just kind of like, well, we're all big here. We've all got our big boy pants on.
607
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You know, we're all out in the dating world. So, you look like a rough and tumble guy, so I think you could probably handle this.
608
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So I'm just going to tell you like it is.
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Wasn't there, and you know, maybe we could be friends or whatever, but wasn't there.
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And actually, you know, Rob, if I was in that predicament, I think I would rather get a message like that than nothing, wouldn't you?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I mean, because you don't know what might have happened other than that.
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It might have been like, did someone say something that was bullshit?
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You know, or did someone like say I had a girlfriend when I didn't or something?
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You know, there's too many other things that you don't know could have happened.
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And by this, you do know what happened.
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So you can just like move on and go, well, you know, I kind of like that other one and she was really nice.
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So maybe I'll just start go around there and start hunting around there.
619
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So anyhow, you got anything, Rob?
620
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Yeah, I got another story.
621
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Okay, go ahead.
622
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Actually, I kind of want to give a shout out to Keanu Reeves.
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Sure.
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I read across an article about him.
625
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He's a cool guy.
626
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The more I read about him, the more I like the guy.
627
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I did not realize how cool until I read this article.
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And it comes off of cricket info.
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Okay.
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Keanu Reeves missed the first 20 minutes of the party dedicated to the end of filming of his new film in one of the clubs in New York.
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He waited patiently in the lane to be let in.
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No one recognized him.
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The club owner said, I didn't even know Keanu was standing in the lane waiting to be let in.
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He didn't say anything to anyone.
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He travels public transport.
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He easily communicates with homeless people on the street and helps them.
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He's only fifty-six years old.
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He can just eat a hot dog in the park set between ordinary people.
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After filming one of The Matrix, he gave all the stuntmen a new motorcycle in recognition of their skill.
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He gave up most of the fee for the salaries of costume designers and computer scientists who draw special effects in The Matrix.
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He decided that their share of participation in the budget of the film was underestimated.
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He reduced his fee in the film The Devil's Fills Advocate to have enough money to invite Al Pacino.
643
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,000
Cool.
644
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:28,000
Almost at the same time his best friend died, his girlfriend lost a child, and she died in a car accident, and his sister fell ill with leukemia.
645
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000
Keanu did not break.
646
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:47,000
He donated five million dollars to the clinic that created his sister, refused to shoot to be with her, and created the Leukemia Foundation donating significant sums from each fee for the film.
647
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,000
Wow.
648
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I'll tell you what, that's impressive, man.
649
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,000
I've always liked the guy and he's always done stuff like this.
650
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,000
I have too.
651
00:54:54,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Everything that you've read is, I believe, to be true, plus a lot more.
652
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,000
He's been doing this his whole career.
653
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,000
Yeah.
654
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:14,000
He's a very giving, generous, happy, friendly guy that likes to interact with the audience and isn't afraid to get his hands dirty with people that are fans of his.
655
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:20,000
I've always liked the guy and always thought he was genuine, and that's why he's done so well.
656
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:27,000
It's because people like him, and there's a reason they like him, and it's because he's real.
657
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,000
Good point.
658
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Yeah.
659
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:32,000
So, yeah, I'm glad you brought that story up, Rob.
660
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That's great.
661
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Thank you.
662
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Yeah.
663
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:50,000
A couple of weeks ago, crocodiles, and especially in the South regions, are known to be fierce, right?
664
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,000
Creditors?
665
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,000
Right.
666
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,000
They're just kind of ruthless.
667
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,000
They'll stalk you.
668
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,000
They'll eat you.
669
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,000
They'll kill you alive.
670
00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:00,000
They'll wrap you under, drown you, all this stuff, okay?
671
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000
And sometimes they'll kill you and not even eat you.
672
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,000
Okay.
673
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:17,000
Well, crocodiles, a couple of weeks ago, in India, in the Silviti River, India, a journalist
674
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:24,000
caught a dog, a regular domestic dog, being saved by four crocodiles.
675
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:30,000
There was a pack of wild dogs that were going to kill the domesticated dog because that's
676
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,000
what they do.
677
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:35,000
You know, the wild dogs look at the other dog and see it as a predator towards their
678
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,000
food, probably, and they kill it.
679
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:46,000
Well, this dog ran into this river at the Silviti River in India to get away from them,
680
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,000
and there were four crocodiles in this river.
681
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:54,000
And this journalist was like, oh, shit, I'm going to witness just a brutal attack, and
682
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:57,000
they're going to tear the poor animal to pieces.
683
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,000
I can't go over there and get it.
684
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,000
It's way over there.
685
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,000
They're already there.
686
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:06,000
And what happened is the crocodiles, all four of them, formed a shield around the dog and
687
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:12,000
took the dog to safety, way away from the pack of wild dogs, so the wild dogs could
688
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,000
not touch the dog.
689
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:20,000
And then they took the dog to the bank, way down the river, and let it go.
690
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,000
Oh.
691
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:30,000
And until then, they thought that crocodiles were just these super aggressive, mean species,
692
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:35,000
kind of like hippopotamuses or something, that there was no reason, no empathy, that
693
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:39,000
they'll just kill you because you're in their territory or just because they just don't
694
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,000
like your looks.
695
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:45,000
And then when this happened, now people are wondering, going, well, wait a minute, what
696
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,000
else do we not know about these creatures?
697
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:52,000
You can look this up online, too.
698
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000
They are clearly doing this.
699
00:57:54,000 --> 00:58:01,000
They clearly formed a shield around this poor animal, this defenseless animal, to save it.
700
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:05,000
And clearly, it took it way down the river to safety.
701
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,000
That is cool.
702
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:10,000
There is no doubt that this happened.
703
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:13,000
So, pretty cool.
704
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,000
Pretty cool.
705
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:23,000
And anyhow, let's see, all your emails, thank you.
706
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:27,000
A lot of people checked in from different parts of the country.
707
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,000
Oh, cool.
708
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:34,000
There's a new market that's emerging that I want to give a shout out to.
709
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000
Akron, Ohio.
710
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000
We just got two emails from there.
711
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:44,000
And all of a sudden, it just showed up on our RSS, on our little dots, you know.
712
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,000
I showed you the dots, you know.
713
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:50,000
It showed you where people download the show, how many downloads, and approximately where
714
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,000
it's at.
715
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,000
Not the address, but the block and where they're at and all that stuff.
716
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:58,000
So, it's a pretty detailed map.
717
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:02,000
So, anyhow, Akron, Ohio, for some reason, just all of a sudden caught fire.
718
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:06,000
I don't know if someone in the shop was like, hmm, what's this two dirt bags?
719
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,000
Oh, no, no, no, no.
720
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,000
It's douche bags.
721
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,000
No, no.
722
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,000
Yeah, okay, yeah, two douche bags, microphone, what is this?
723
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:14,000
Like maybe in the shop they're kind of like, hey, man, you know, I'm listening to this
724
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000
new show I just found, two douche bags, microphone.
725
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,000
It's interesting.
726
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,000
It's from Kansas City.
727
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,000
Why don't you give it a listen?
728
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:23,000
But all of a sudden, we just have like, I don't know how many new, I'll have to see how many
729
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000
new listeners there is.
730
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:30,000
But the dot indicated like it's like a big amount of people just started listening there
731
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000
out of nowhere.
732
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,000
So, yeah.
733
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,000
Yeah, thank you, Akron, Ohio.
734
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,000
Keep listening.
735
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:42,000
And tell your buddies right next door there, over there in Dayton, and tell Cincinnati,
736
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:45,000
hey, no offense, football's football.
737
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000
Keep listening.
738
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:49,000
Although I think we have one listener there.
739
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,000
One listener in Cincinnati.
740
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,000
If you know them, tell them thank you and keep listening.
741
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:56,000
But we're not going to quit ridiculing your team.
742
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,000
Sorry.
743
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,000
That's just the way football is.
744
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,000
Right, Rob?
745
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,000
Right.
746
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,000
All right.
747
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:06,000
Anyhow, we are getting on the hour mark, Rob.
748
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000
You have to go to work in the morning.
749
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:14,000
So, I think this might be a good time to hang our hats up and tell you all have a great
750
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,000
night.
751
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:18,000
Hey, I got a little something for you, Mark.
752
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000
All right, Rob, with pleasures.
753
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000
A little thought ahead.
754
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,000
Okay.
755
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:31,000
My life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with bomb-ass music playing in the
756
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,000
background.
757
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:37,000
Did you read that or make that up?
758
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,000
That is the truth.
759
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,000
Did you read that or make that up?
760
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,000
That is fucking awesome.
761
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:47,000
Oh, I read it, but I totally agree with that.
762
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,000
I agree with it 100%.
763
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,000
That's all I do anymore.
764
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,000
I don't watch TV much anymore.
765
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,000
I listen to music all the time.
766
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,000
I listen to music at work.
767
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,000
I listen to music at home.
768
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,000
Yeah.
769
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:03,000
If I wasn't so anti-crowd anymore, I would love to go to Arrowhead Stadium and see Guns
770
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,000
N' Roses.
771
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,000
Not so much Carrie Underwood.
772
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,000
Alice in Chains.
773
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,000
I would love to see them.
774
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,000
Who was the other one?
775
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,000
The Pretenders.
776
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,000
I would love to see them.
777
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:16,000
There was a couple other bands on there.
778
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:19,000
Dirty Honey was another one that I wanted to see.
779
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,000
Then the Warning was the opening band.
780
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,000
This is like when nobody is there.
781
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,000
There are like five people out there.
782
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:28,000
I really would like to see, not necessarily Guns N' Roses.
783
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:31,000
I've seen them enough.
784
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:35,000
They put on a very strong, almost three hour show normally.
785
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:38,000
They have a lot of different instruments, a lot of different segments.
786
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000
They have a lot of energy.
787
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000
It's a really good show.
788
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000
I just don't like that many crowds anymore.
789
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000
I don't like waiting in line.
790
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:53,000
I don't like going... I chose not to, but I wouldn't mind if I went there to see Alice
791
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:57,000
in Chains specifically because I'm still a huge fan of theirs.
792
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,000
I still think that they put out some quality music.
793
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000
I love their guitarist Jerry Cantrell.
794
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,000
I think he's awesome.
795
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:07,000
Anyhow, we would love to have seen that.
796
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,000
That would have been a great music thing.
797
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:12,000
Anyhow, I didn't get to see it.
798
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,000
That's where it goes.
799
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,000
Can't see them all, right?
800
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,000
Sure.
801
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,000
All righty.
802
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,000
Sure.
803
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,000
Everybody...
804
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:30,000
I'll be giving an update on the very special Muscle Talk of the Ann concert.
805
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,000
That sounds like a damn good show.
806
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000
I'll give a review on that.
807
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,000
Are you going to be there singing So Caught Up in You, Little Girl?
808
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,000
You're the one that brings me on my knees.
809
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,000
Are you going to be singing that?
810
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,000
I don't think so.
811
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,000
Not anymore.
812
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,000
Are you going to be humming it?
813
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,000
Huh?
814
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,000
Are you going to be humming it?
815
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,000
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
816
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,000
Well, that I might, that I might.
817
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
818
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
819
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,000
Yeah?
820
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:01,000
It depends on how many unilings I have.
821
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,000
Yes, true.
822
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,000
Rob, have a good night.
823
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,000
Thank you, like always.
824
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,000
Everybody, thank you for listening.
825
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:14,000
I hope you fucks that are all over my friends' lists since I posted it again.
826
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,000
I hope you fucks listen.
827
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:18,000
And if you don't, then you won't know anyhow, so fuck you.
828
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,000
Anyhow, thank you guys, everybody.
829
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,000
Have a great night.
830
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,000
Thank you, Rob.
831
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,000
Good night, everybody.
832
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,000
Have a safe week.
833
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,000
Yep.
834
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:39,000
Hey, where did everybody go?
835
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,000
Where are the douchebags?
836
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:41,000
Hmm.
837
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,000
Oh, my God.
838
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,000
Someone took a dump in the corner.
839
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,000
Oh, jeez.
840
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000
Ugh, I'm glad they're gone.
841
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,000
Let's just hope they don't come back.
842
01:03:50,000 --> 01:04:13,000
Man, that smells.