1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Live from the historic River Market District in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:09,000 from the banks of the beautiful Crystal Blue Waters of the Missouri River, 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,000 it is Two-Poosh Bags and Microphone Podcast. 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 No batlight here. These idiots just show up and hope for the best. 5 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,000 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 6 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,000 Man, I sure wish I was the garbage man. 7 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 You know what I could do if I was the garbage man? 8 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:33,000 I could go to the wrong parts of town on the wrong days periodically in the morning 9 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,000 and then watch everybody run out of their house in their underwear 10 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 with two bags of trash screaming, 11 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Stop! Halt! 12 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Yeah, that's what I'd love to do. 13 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Two-Deuce Bags and Microphone, I'm Mark. 14 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 And I'm Rob. 15 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Hey everybody, we got a bunch of different things going on tonight. 16 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000 There's a bunch of things we could do. 17 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 We could do a bunch of things we couldn't do. 18 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:10,000 We got a bunch of different things going on tonight. 19 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 We don't know if we're going to get to them all. 20 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:18,000 We're probably going to save some of them at least for tomorrow's podcast 21 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,000 because we're simply just not going to have enough time. 22 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,000 Which is fine, that's good. 23 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 I mean, the more content the better, right? 24 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,000 Yeah. 25 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Yeah, so... 26 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 I've got quite a bit stored up. 27 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Oh, good. Good. Okay. 28 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Well, let's see, I've got a list of the top 12 pumpkin spice cities. 29 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,000 And these are cities that love pumpkin spice. 30 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Me, I've never been a fan and I don't think ever will be. 31 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,000 I just don't see what the appeal is to you. 32 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Around the holidays. 33 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 And it's only a few times. 34 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,000 Yeah, yeah, I mean, you can get a pumpkin spice latte, 35 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,000 maybe, I don't know, Thanksgiving, maybe Halloween. 36 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000 Three, four months. Enough. 37 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Yeah, yeah, to me it's just like... 38 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 That's too much. 39 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Yeah, it is. 40 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:16,000 It's not that good to support three months of happiness and joy 41 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 because you have this. 42 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 I just, I don't know. 43 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,000 I don't mean to sound like an old grumpy grumpster or nothing like that. 44 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Yeah, yeah, me either. 45 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Yeah, I mean, let people enjoy what they want to enjoy, 46 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:32,000 but I've never gotten the whole craze. 47 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:36,000 I get why someone would want one to be festive, 48 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:42,000 but I've never gotten the whole hype for a few months. 49 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,000 And I blame some of that on great advertising. 50 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Some great social pushes, I guess. 51 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:57,000 I think that some of it originated from some type of guerrilla marketing. 52 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:02,000 I think I told Topher about this, and I think it was on air too, 53 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 but probably not you, Rob. 54 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,000 This is before, I think, when I was talking about the first time 55 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:12,000 I ever witnessed guerrilla marketing, and that was Pat's Blue Ribbon, 56 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:16,000 and that was at Buzzer Beach in Kansas City. 57 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,000 Can I stop you right there one second? 58 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Yes. 59 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,000 I just want to throw our motto in there. 60 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,000 This is our opinion. 61 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Yes, yeah, no, thank you. 62 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Our opinion. 63 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Thank you, yes. 64 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:36,000 So if you want pumpkin spice and you think it should be all year round, 65 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 that's fine. 66 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 That's fine with us. 67 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 We still love you. 68 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:46,000 So, okay, so Buzzer Beach, all of a sudden these hot college-looking chicks came in 69 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,000 in shorts, cowboy boots, big belt buckles, 70 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:52,000 and big fucking ten-gallon hats with feathers in them. 71 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 People were like, whoa, what's this? 72 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,000 And they just installed Pat's Blue Ribbon taps there, 73 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 and we're all wondering what that was about, 74 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 because Pat's Blue Ribbon wasn't even heard of. 75 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Again, it was everybody's grandpa's beer, but nobody else's beer. 76 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 So they did this. 77 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,000 They didn't have very much budget at all, 78 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:16,000 so they went from nothing, from like number 672 or something, 79 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:20,000 beer sold in America, to a distant number four, the big three. 80 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,000 I mean, but still, that's quite an accomplishment. 81 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:26,000 And they did this just by doing stuff like having hot chicks 82 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 give out belt buckles and shirts 83 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,000 and buying the whole bar two rounds of Pabst. 84 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:35,000 And I've seen this happen several nights at Buzzer Beach, 85 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,000 and then Camel was starting to die off, Camel Cigarettes, 86 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 and I saw this done at Buzzer Beach too. 87 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Before they outlawed it in the state of Missouri, 88 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:47,000 they would have the Camel guy come in, and it was crazy. 89 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:52,000 All of a sudden there would be hundreds of people lined up with their IDs out, 90 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:56,000 getting two free packs of Camels, or new specialized cigarettes, 91 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:05,000 like Camel Turkish Mild Blend, and Camel Menthol Neon Upskill Lights, 92 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,000 and all these different brands that they came out with. 93 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:16,000 And this is in the early double-ots, like 2000, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003. 94 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:20,000 And they started coming out with all these different varieties of cigarettes, 95 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 and Camel sparked up theirs too. 96 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,000 And you know, Camel is kind of like the old man, unfiltered Camel, 97 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,000 the old man Cigarette, and they did it too. 98 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:32,000 And I think Pumpkin Spice had some roots in that too, 99 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:38,000 because I really think that places like Starbucks and local coffee houses 100 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:44,000 really kind of pushed the agenda of Pumpkin Spice for a best seller, 101 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:48,000 for a great seller, by going, oh, remember Thanksgiving, 102 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:52,000 remember pumpkin pie, remember sitting around the table 103 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:57,000 with your great-aunt, Bezzy, and your uncle Elbud, or whoever. 104 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:01,000 You know, I think I stole that from Uncle Elbud, but anyhow, I'm sorry. 105 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,000 But I doubt if he's listening, but if he does listen, I'm sorry. 106 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,000 I think I stole that from him. 107 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,000 You know, I'm giving you credit, Uncle Elbud. 108 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:14,000 So anyhow, here are the top 10 Pumpkin Spice cities according to... 109 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Damn it. Shit, I can't find... anyhow, well, let me see if I can find out 110 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:25,000 who gets credit for this so I can keep it honest. 111 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Let's see. Pumpkin Spice cities. All right. 112 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:47,000 I think it's by Roasty Coffee is the name of it. 113 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Whoever they are, roastycoffee.com. 114 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:54,000 So, okay, thank you, roastycoffee.com. 115 00:06:54,000 --> 00:07:03,000 And anyhow, okay, number one is Minneapolis. 116 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Number two is Seattle. 117 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Number three is Portland, Oregon. 118 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Number four is Denver. 119 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Number five is San Francisco. 120 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Number six is Austin, Texas, which kind of surprises me. 121 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 Yeah. 122 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Number seven is Washington, D.C. 123 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Number eight is Atlanta, Georgia. 124 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:44,000 That surprises me because that's a hot weather city, right? 125 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,000 Yeah. 126 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,000 Number nine, this surprised me a lot. 127 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:52,000 New Orleans, Louisiana, where they have the chicory coffee and the beignets and all that. 128 00:07:52,000 --> 00:08:00,000 I'm really surprised that it made it dead in that type of environment that they have there. 129 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Number 10, Miami, Florida, of course. 130 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Number 11, Boston, Mass. 131 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:11,000 That doesn't surprise me because Boston, I've been there a few times for work 132 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:15,000 and a couple of times just for other things. 133 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:20,000 And they have a lot of coffee houses per capita, so that doesn't really surprise me that much. 134 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Number 12, Nashville. 135 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,000 And you know what? 136 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,000 We can talk to Rick at Filthy Bean about that one. 137 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Yeah. 138 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Yeah, he'd probably have some insight on how well it sells there. 139 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Matter of fact, I'll send him a message. 140 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:37,000 If he answers during the program, I'll tell you what he says, 141 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,000 but I'll send him a message here in a minute and see what he says. 142 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Number 13, New York City, 14, Las Vegas. 143 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,000 And you know what? 144 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,000 I'd only promised the top 11 or 12, didn't I? 145 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:53,000 So, okay, anyhow, those are the top pumpkin spice cities. 146 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Some of them I found odd or peculiar. 147 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000 I didn't think that they would be in there. 148 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:07,000 And then other ones I kind of expected to be in there, like Seattle and Portland. 149 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000 Yeah. 150 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Yeah, and even Minneapolis because it is a cold weather city. 151 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:18,000 So, anyhow, I spoke with Topher today, 152 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:22,000 and him and I are going to go grab a coffee tomorrow morning for a little bit. 153 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,000 And he has a Topher's desk. 154 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 You ready for a Topher's desk, Rob? 155 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 Yes, I am. 156 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,000 All right. 157 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Well, this is one of the stories he sent me. 158 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 The other one I'm still working on. 159 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 So this is straight from Topher's desk, 160 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 and this is stuff that he finds interesting 161 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:43,000 that he would like to parlay to you, Joe Listener. 162 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,000 So anyhow, we thank Topher, and he is doing well. 163 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,000 And I'm going to see him tomorrow, 164 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:52,000 and we'll probably have a good old conversation about all different... 165 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Well, okay, it'll start off in the NFL, 166 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,000 and it'll go everywhere else like it always does. 167 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,000 So anyhow, looking forward to seeing him tomorrow. 168 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,000 So school kids are so violent coming out of the pandemic 169 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:08,000 that they are sending teachers to the hospital. 170 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:14,000 The 2022-23 school year was a particularly violent year for educators. 171 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:20,000 In Florida, a high school student beat a paraprofessional unconscious. 172 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:25,000 A 15-year-old in Georgia left her teacher with difficulty walking, 173 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:29,000 and a group of students in Texas sent their assistant principal 174 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,000 to the hospital after an assault. 175 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Recent reports suggest these high-profile incidents of violence in schools 176 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:41,000 are part of a general increase in student misconduct 177 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,000 over the past couple of years. 178 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:47,000 This contrasts with a decline over the prior decades. 179 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Teachers who are at a premium anyhow 180 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:53,000 are resigning their positions to the threats of violence 181 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000 and general unruly behaviors. 182 00:10:55,000 --> 00:11:01,000 And, you know, I mean, there's more to this story. 183 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:05,000 There's quite a bit more, but I want to stop it right there, Rob. 184 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,000 And I want to get what you think is going on. 185 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Why is it post-pandemic? 186 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Why are suddenly, because before the assaults and everything 187 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,000 were actually declining significantly, 188 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000 and it was like one of the lesser concerns. 189 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Now it's like one of the number one concerns with educators 190 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:29,000 is this idea that the children are becoming violent towards their educators. 191 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000 What is your thoughts on that, Rob? 192 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Because I have a couple of thoughts, and that's really about it. 193 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:39,000 The only thing I can think of is they spent too much time at home, 194 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,000 not around other people. 195 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:46,000 The guy trusted him, you know. 196 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Yes, but that's part of it. 197 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:55,000 And, I don't know. 198 00:11:55,000 --> 00:12:00,000 Wait, Rob, you're going there and you'll know exactly what I say, 199 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,000 because if you had time to think it out a little bit more, 200 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,000 you're going to go exactly where I'm going, 201 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,000 because that's the first place I went, but I had time to think it out. 202 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 I just sprung the story on you. 203 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,000 It is the Internet behavior, Internet behavior. 204 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,000 This is what the kids were doing while they were out of school. 205 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 They were on the Internet. 206 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Internet has Internet tough guys. 207 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:26,000 You can say whatever you want to people with no repercussions, right? 208 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Good point. Good point. 209 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 That's exactly what it is. 210 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:41,000 They took the Internet environment and brought it to schools. 211 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000 And that's what's going on. 212 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:48,000 And that's what people need to start fucking working this 213 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:52,000 and starting to really punish these children and making sure that they 214 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:56,000 don't grow up like these violent little assholes that they're starting to do 215 00:12:56,000 --> 00:13:01,000 because of a pandemic, because their parents didn't spend enough time with them, 216 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,000 because they could lie to their parents really good and go, 217 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:07,000 I wasn't online. I was doing my homework or whatever. 218 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:14,000 Or the parents not checking the phones or all of the above probably. 219 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000 And I know it is in all the parents. 220 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:21,000 I know that you can't watch your children 24-7. 221 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 I know children are sneaky. 222 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000 I was a child once. 223 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:30,000 I was very sneaky and I knew ways I could manipulate my parents like all children do. 224 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:37,000 But this is a societal thing too because of COVID and it's a residual effect. 225 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,000 So and there's other variances involved too. 226 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:49,000 There's like this feeling of, well, I got to do whatever I want for a year and a half. 227 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000 So why am I going to stop now? 228 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 There's a lot of different things involved. 229 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:59,000 But the main thing is that internet mentality, that bully mentality that goes on all over the internet, 230 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Facebook will go, you know, but if you saw the guy in person, 231 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:10,000 he would never, yeah, video games is, that's another good one Rob. 232 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,000 But playing video games live against other people, you say whatever you want. 233 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000 Yeah, they're not going to come to you. 234 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000 I've done it for years. 235 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000 You know, it used to be like this. 236 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:24,000 If you were dumb enough to mouth off to the wrong person, you got your ass kicked. 237 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Now it's like they can't touch you. 238 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000 You're on the internet. 239 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000 So you can say whatever you want. 240 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:33,000 I'll fuck you and I'll fucking kick your mom in the face and I'll fuck your dog. 241 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000 You know, you can say whatever you want. 242 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:40,000 There's nothing anyone can do about it because they, but if you used to say that in a bar, 243 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,000 you get the shit kicked out of you and everyone would be like, well, 244 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,000 the guy shouldn't have said that, man. 245 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 Now he's going to the hospital. 246 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000 That's the way it goes. 247 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:54,000 Maybe next time he'll be a little bit smarter about his choice of words to and who he says it to. 248 00:14:54,000 --> 00:15:01,000 So, yeah, yeah, who would have thought it was coming like this, but it is. 249 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:09,000 Anyhow, let's lighten this bitch up a little bit and let's come back with a dear douchebags letter. 250 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 Right on. 251 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000 Yeah, that's right. 252 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:17,000 We still have people writing us, even though we give the worst advice ever and will probably ruin your life. 253 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,000 If you take our advice, people still love it. 254 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:27,000 So we shall return in a couple of moments with. 255 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:37,000 When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water because nobody likes a stinky asshole. 256 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Break shit house energy drink. 257 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000 That's right. 258 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000 Break shit house energy drink. 259 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,000 Make men and women grow. 260 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,000 Chop your balls. 261 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000 We're going to fuck shit up. 262 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 We're going to force them across America. 263 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Break shit house energy drink is for you. 264 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000 Please enjoy Break Shit House energy drink responsibly. 265 00:15:55,000 --> 00:16:00,000 It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues. 266 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:10,000 As pleasant as 50 grit sandpaper to your inner thighs. 267 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 Do they make ear condoms? 268 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:34,000 We certainly need them for this garbage. 269 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 All right, and we are back. 270 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Two douchebags in a microphone on Mark. 271 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000 And I'm Rob. 272 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,000 Okay. 273 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,000 Dear douchebags. 274 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:53,000 I have a real bad problem with a skid outside my business. 275 00:16:53,000 --> 00:17:04,000 He constantly pisses in the alley next to my building and it runs and smells horrible right in front of my entrance. 276 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,000 This is gross. 277 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,000 It makes people not want to come into my business. 278 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:15,000 It smells horrible and nothing I say can stop the guy. 279 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:20,000 He's incoherent and he just pisses all over the alleyway whenever he feels like it. 280 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:24,000 He even pisses in front of my customers. 281 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:29,000 I tried to get a hold of the city, but they aren't doing anything about it. 282 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,000 He's one of these protected species. 283 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000 You can't touch him. 284 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:40,000 So any help that you can give us will be greatly appreciated. 285 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Please and thank you. 286 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Signed, No Piss in Southern Miss. 287 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 Another good name, huh? 288 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Yeah, yeah, very good name. 289 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:54,000 Man, this is going to be fun. 290 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:58,000 I can only imagine what we wrote up to do to this kid, huh? 291 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 Oh, wow. 292 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000 I'm already happy. 293 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Whatever is written down here, I'm already happy. 294 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,000 I hope you don't end up in jail. 295 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Well, okay, we already told everybody, don't take our advice, right? 296 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Right. 297 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 We already told everybody, we give horrible advice. 298 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,000 If you want to ruin your life, you do what we say. 299 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:27,000 If you want to have a good, nice life, a nice, smooth life, don't do anything we say, right? 300 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Well, what more can we do, right? 301 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 We've already told them this. 302 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 You're totally the opposite. 303 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:36,000 Yeah, whatever we say, run the other way from. 304 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:40,000 So we told you, so if you take our advice, it's on you. 305 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:46,000 So here is what our horrible advice is. 306 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:52,000 Well, it sucks because a delightful government won't protect horrible behavior. 307 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000 I'd love to protect horrible behavior. 308 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000 You know what? 309 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:59,000 You think I would be able to read this because I fucking wrote it out, right? 310 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000 Yeah, yeah. 311 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000 Okay, let me start this over. 312 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:07,000 Well, it sucks because our delightful governments love to protect horrible behavior, 313 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:12,000 so we all end up having to deal with constant stupidity. 314 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:18,000 We have a few ideas and certainly hope one or more of these help. 315 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:22,000 One, strobe light in a motion detector light. 316 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,000 The skid is most likely smashed out of the scord. 317 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Therefore, the strobe light would make him leave immediately without pissing near your place. 318 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:34,000 When said bum walks up and the strobe light hits him, 319 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,000 it sends a confusion and he will get out of there quick. 320 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:42,000 Have you not been trashed before, Rob, and witnessed a strobe light? 321 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 They lose the cops. 322 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,000 Oh, it mangles your fucking brain, dude. 323 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000 You can't harness it. 324 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000 You're just like, no, no, ugh. 325 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:56,000 And also, like you said, if he is so what coherent enough to handle it, 326 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,000 he will think it's the cops and he will run. 327 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,000 He will flip out and fuck, man, I'm getting out of here. 328 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000 Yeah. 329 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 I mean, you could even install a siren. 330 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000 Actually, let's go a step further. 331 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000 Put a siren there too, right? 332 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000 There you go. 333 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 A siren and a strobe light. 334 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:19,000 That bitch will be pissing on someone else's lawn immediately. 335 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 I think that's really good advice. 336 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000 I mean, that's not just funny advice. 337 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 That's pretty solid right there. 338 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000 Yeah, that's solid shit right there. 339 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:32,000 But like we said, you want to have a good life, don't take our advice. 340 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000 That right there will not land you in jail. 341 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000 So that's pretty good advice. 342 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 Yeah, that is pretty good advice. 343 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Okay. 344 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,000 Anyhow, we are on podcasts not to be taken seriously, 345 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:47,000 but if we ever just kind of like recognize some of our advice, 346 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000 that is a pretty stellar one. 347 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:54,000 Number two, snapping turtles. 348 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:58,000 He can't get that. 349 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 Yes, sir, snapping turtles. 350 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Break up some area, fill it with water, insert turtles, bam. 351 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:14,000 No more skid after his toes get snapped off. 352 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Sounds good to me. 353 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,000 I was pretty good on that one, didn't I? 354 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000 Yes, you did. 355 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000 And hey, how about this, Rob? 356 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,000 You get to hear the blood-curling screams. 357 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 Yes. 358 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:32,000 So you're sitting in your shop having a nice warm pumpkin spice latte 359 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 because it's the season, right? 360 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:38,000 And you're in there and you're about ready to close 361 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,000 and you see the fucking shadow of the skid. 362 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 And you see him going for a zipper 363 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,000 and then all of a sudden you hear the blood-curling screams. 364 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,000 And then you just sip your pumpkin spice and go, 365 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:54,000 ah, right now that skid is getting his toes snapped off. 366 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:58,000 Oh, what a beautiful sound that is. 367 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:04,000 You can hear angels singing as he screams in pain, right? 368 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 It's the season. 369 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:11,000 It's the season. 370 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:15,000 Number three. 371 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:19,000 Sounds like the vagrant has an approximate time he comes by. 372 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:23,000 A simple sliding chain link at the Basin of the Alleywood 373 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:27,000 protect and probably do the job. 374 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000 Yeah. 375 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:33,000 So basically what two douchebags and microphone are saying here is 376 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:38,000 he comes by at 5 every day or 5.30 or maybe 10 to 6, right? 377 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,000 You have a rolling little rolling chain link fence. 378 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 It won't take much because it's an alleyway. 379 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,000 You roll that bitch out and he'll just see the fence there 380 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000 and then turn around and leave. 381 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:52,000 He would think that he went down the wrong alleyway, right? 382 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000 Yeah. 383 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,000 You're like, oh, shit, man. 384 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000 Oh, fuck. 385 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000 I had too many fucking night trains. 386 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,000 I better turn around and find the alleyway that I normally go to 387 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,000 to piss and piss that guy off. 388 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000 So he turns around. 389 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 I'm trying to do that to you. 390 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000 Yeah. 391 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,000 Night train will do a lot of other things to you too. 392 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000 Yeah. 393 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:15,000 Night train will end you up in the satellite hospital 394 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:19,000 that used to be on 150 Highway there just on the edge of Grandview 395 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:23,000 and the edge of Belvedere and make people think that you're vomiting blood, 396 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000 but you're really not. 397 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000 Right. 398 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000 Yeah. 399 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000 We know that. 400 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000 Oh, wait a minute. 401 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000 I already told that story. 402 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000 They know. 403 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Oh, I forget it. 404 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000 Yeah. 405 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000 Yeah. 406 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000 Forget it. 407 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,000 He would literally think he died and went to hell. 408 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,000 Oh, my God. 409 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,000 He would be like... 410 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 Number five. 411 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 This is solid too. 412 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 I love this one, Rob. 413 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,000 Did you come up with this one, number five? 414 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,000 I love this one. 415 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,000 Number five. 416 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000 I love this one. 417 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000 Number five. 418 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000 Number five. 419 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000 Number five. 420 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000 Number five. 421 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000 Number five. 422 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,000 Number five. 423 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,000 Number five. 424 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,000 Did you come up with this one, number five? 425 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,000 I think so. 426 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000 Okay. 427 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:14,000 A table with free garbage across the busy intersection. 428 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:20,000 If you're real lucky, he gets rolled over by an F-350, at the very least. 429 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,000 The free garbage will keep him occupied elsewhere 430 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,000 while you offer a shopping cart as well 431 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:31,000 with sympathy balloons stolen from a cemetery attached to the cart. 432 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:35,000 Yeah, that was me because I used F-350. 433 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000 Yes. 434 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000 Yep. 435 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Yep. 436 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 And then did you put this on the bottom of it? 437 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000 Good luck, fuckface. 438 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 No, I think that was you. 439 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000 Oh, okay. 440 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000 All right. 441 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 Well, good luck, fuckface. 442 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 Thanks for the email. 443 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Good luck, fuckface. 444 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:57,000 That was a solid one, dude. 445 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000 I like that one. 446 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 That was solid, yes. 447 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000 All right. 448 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000 Okay. 449 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:07,000 Do you have something you want to go to? 450 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000 Yeah. 451 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:15,000 Did you hear that Pittsburgh Steelers had to make an emergency landing in Kansas City? 452 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Yes, I did. 453 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:20,000 Please go forth because I didn't write it out. 454 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:27,000 Well, I got this yesterday, and this was on Fox 4 News, Kansas City. 455 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:31,000 There was an emergency landing at KCI Monday morning. 456 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:35,000 The flight was carrying an NFL team. 457 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:41,000 The Pittsburgh Steelers charter plane made an emergency landing at KCI. 458 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:54,000 Kansas City International Airport emergency crews were notified about an inbound aircraft emergency designated as an ALERT 2. 459 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:58,000 The team was flying back from Las Vegas to Pittsburgh. 460 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:02,000 There were 192 people on the plane. 461 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:06,000 Everyone who was on the charter plane is safe. 462 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:16,000 MCI operations staff were told that a replacement aircraft will be en route and will arrive around 930 a.m. 463 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:24,000 The passengers will remain on the plane and will transfer to the replacement aircraft. 464 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:32,000 I read another article and what it was, it had something to do with oil pressure. 465 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 Uh-huh. 466 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:38,000 That's what I read was oil pressure, but I mean, who knows? 467 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,000 I have a conspiracy theory on it, Rob. 468 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:53,000 I think that they wanted to see an updated version of the Lamar Hunt or of the Vince Lombardi trophy. 469 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000 KC? 470 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000 That's what I think. 471 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Yeah. 472 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,000 Yeah, yep. 473 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:08,000 So, anyhow, let's take a slight break here and we will be right back. 474 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Sound good? 475 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,000 Alright, we'll be right back. 476 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,000 Two thimble dicks and a crash cart will be right back. 477 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,000 We are to do spades and microphones. 478 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,000 As charming as a leaky sewer pipe. 479 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,000 All aware of the Amber Alert, right? 480 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,000 Well, get rid of your disinfectants and rubber bedspreads, kids. 481 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,000 It's the all-new Amber Heard Alert system. 482 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:38,000 This fantastic early warning device helps one stay dry and rid of all those annoying mattress invoices. 483 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:43,000 Simply hook up to child under six or psychopath and wait for the running water sound. 484 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,000 This clever machine has three distinct settings. 485 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:50,000 Bablin Brooks, ocean waves, and roaring river for those close called. 486 00:27:50,000 --> 00:28:09,000 Order today and get a free Cinnabon Renuze It Cartridge. 487 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000 Two douchebags and microphone, I'm Mark. 488 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000 And I'm Rob. 489 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000 Alright, welcome back everybody. 490 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:22,000 Alright, Rob, you had a story that you wanted to talk about. Did you narrow it down to exactly what you're wanting to say? 491 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I pretty much narrowed it down. 492 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:29,000 It's a long story. 493 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:33,000 Christine Lionheart appears in a book. 494 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000 Okay. 495 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:41,000 An Ohio man in West Virginia really wanted to get out of the woods, but he didn't want to do it by himself. 496 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:48,000 So he called law enforcement to repeat. 497 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:55,000 Call law enforcement to repeatedly shriek about an impending attack by bears, police say. 498 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:59,000 But those bears were fake. 499 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:08,000 Those would be beguiling Bruins were actually all just imagined parts of elaborate ruse to get a ride. 500 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:29,000 Christian Lionheart 47 hails from Rexville, Ohio and stands accused on one count of falsely reporting an emergency incident according to Canawah County Sheriff's Office, which is in West Virginia. 501 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:42,000 And that's what I meant. The rest of the story is long. It goes into details how he called them and they got a manhunt together, got helicopters in the air and everything. 502 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:51,000 And they find him. And they find him. And he, I guess when he called, he admitted to being drunk. 503 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000 Uh huh. 504 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000 Yeah, you know, it's just your right old woods. 505 00:29:54,000 --> 00:30:01,000 How come I really, how come I already knew he was drunk by the context of this story? 506 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:08,000 But supposedly by the time he got there, he was sober. Yeah, there was no marks on him. No nothing. 507 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:20,000 The bear just, I don't know, it just left. What do you mean it just left? I don't know, it just left. Just gone, just left. 508 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:27,000 Okay, so did they charge him for a false call? Yeah, yeah, he was being held. 509 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:36,000 Okay, well that's what I was asking is, is what did they, okay. All right, good. Falsely reporting. Falsely reporting, okay. That's what I was looking for. 510 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:42,000 All right, and you probably said it in the story. I was too busy chuckling to myself to catch it. 511 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:51,000 So, well, I mean, it's no different than these fucking skids up here that fake heart attacks to get rides across town. Happens all the time. 512 00:30:51,000 --> 00:31:00,000 Right. Yeah, so anyhow, all right. Um, you hear about the big Southwest hubbub, Southwest Airlines? 513 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000 No, I haven't. 514 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:12,000 Well, there's all these forums now where people are fighting over Southwest. Most people don't like the anywhere seating, no assigned seating. 515 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:19,000 And then there's a few people that defend it. But let me go into some of the bullet points here and maybe you can decide. 516 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:26,000 Me, I'm sick of Southwest, but it isn't because of the open seating. It's because of all the other bullshit that's been going on. 517 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:37,000 In my opinion, they're not a very reliable airline anymore and they piss me off and they screwed me out of, in my opinion, they screwed me out of quite a bit of voucher money and other things. 518 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:46,000 And then flights and being snotty and asshole-ish and what have you and this and that and the other. So anyhow, let me get to it. 519 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:56,000 Saving seats on Southwest infuriates flyers. Southwest does not have pre-assigned seats. It's first come, first serve. 520 00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:01,000 So people are saying that they're sick of these games in particular. 521 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:06,000 This is the number one game that they're sick of that people do. They get on the plane first. 522 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:13,000 If the plane isn't going to be full, passengers will try to keep people from sitting down next to them when the door closes. 523 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:18,000 Crumpled up tissues and they put them all over the seat. 524 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:25,000 And you know what? This is what I think ToeFour is still with the program when I, when I saluted this guy. He was a genius. 525 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:32,000 Yeah, he was because this is back in March, early March when we went on the cruise out of the Pacific Ocean. 526 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:39,000 Okay. There was a guy across from me. The flight wasn't anywhere near full and they announced it. 527 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:46,000 And the guy right across from me, I got this big fucking mouth breather that sat next to me that's just disgusting and hacking all over the place. 528 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:56,000 But he had no one sitting near him because he brought out when he sat down, he brought out a little, a little bottle of Vicks Formula 44 or whatever. 529 00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:01,000 Nyquil, I think it's Nyquil, little bottle of Nyquil, a bunch of tissue paper. 530 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:07,000 And he was kind of slobbering and his eyes were all red. He rubbed his eyes red. I'm convinced of it now. 531 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:13,000 He, he messed his hair up and he was kind of hacking and wheezing. 532 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,000 And everybody stayed away from him. No one got near him. 533 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:22,000 And then as soon as the plane, the plane took off, he put away the Nyquil. 534 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:30,000 He, he made his hair look a little bit more normal. He quit hacking and wheezing and he got rid of all the tissues. 535 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000 So you tell me. 536 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000 That was genius, dude. 537 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:40,000 He acted like he was sicker than hell and no one got near him. He got the whole row to himself. 538 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,000 The whole row. 539 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:48,000 And it's funny because he didn't try to close off an aisle. He didn't put anything in the next seat to him. 540 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:56,000 He just had all these tissues around him and red eyes and hacking and wheezing and Nyquil and it worked. It worked. 541 00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:02,000 So anyhow, people are saying it is classy. I saluted that guy then and I do it now. 542 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,000 And I'm not saying I'm above doing that either. 543 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:11,000 So, okay, if I ever go southwest again, which I don't see that I will, but anyhow. 544 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000 Okay. 545 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,000 Okay, so you know, crumpled up tissues and they put them on a seat. 546 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:24,000 The other trick that they're sick of is that people spread out in the middle of the next seat to them to make it look uncomfortable choice on the plane. 547 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:30,000 So some guys got his legs way over to where you would be sitting and you're not comfortable coming up there. 548 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:34,000 And have him like have his leg all over you. 549 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000 You know, yeah, I get that. 550 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:45,000 And then the other thing is I get tired of people placing a bag or a jacket to make it look occupied like, oh, well, someone's sitting here, but they went to the bathroom. 551 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000 They'll be right back. 552 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:52,000 And then it's not true. No one's sitting there and they just did that to make it look like someone was there. 553 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,000 By the time you go find another seat, you don't know, right? 554 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000 You don't know if anyone was sitting there or not. 555 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:01,000 You just kind of took their word for it. Oh, there's a bag there. Okay, someone's sitting there. 556 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000 I'll just keep going. 557 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,000 Okay. 558 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:25,000 And then another thing, the next thing that people in general are sick of, and this might be more women here, some men especially will open will open to certain passengers over others and try to and try to game who their empty seat. 559 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:32,000 By what they mean by gaming their empty seat is it's a game to make the seat look inviting. 560 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000 Right. 561 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:47,000 So what they'll do is if an attractive female comes on board, suddenly they clear out all the middle seat and then they move to their side and they're real calm and they look the other way and they're real unassuming. 562 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:58,000 But if it's like a bunch of wildebeest coming through there or some dude or something, they'll like lay over on part of the seat, they'll scratch themselves, they'll heave and hack. 563 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:04,000 So they're trying to make sure that the hot chick sits next to them, right? 564 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,000 Yeah. 565 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000 Which I get. 566 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:17,000 There's no rule, the other thing that people are pissed off about, there's no rule about saving seats. Southwest doesn't say it's okay but doesn't say it's not okay either. 567 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:23,000 So this is why you get half of the plane with a sweater or handbag next to someone. 568 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000 Some people love the policy though. 569 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:38,000 And me, I hate it because you drive, you walk up, right, and there's a sweater on the seat and there's not enough time to go, hey, is someone sitting there and then they got their headphones in so they purposely don't have to address anybody, right? 570 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:45,000 And then they pull them out and go, pardon me after you flag them down. Yeah, pardon me, what? Is anyone sitting here? 571 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:57,000 Well, by that time you already wasted fucking five minutes of everyone else's time. So that's what I'm saying, like if they have a sweater in the middle seat, you just keep going, you're like, fucking, I'm not dealing with it. 572 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,000 Okay. 573 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:05,000 Here's the people that love the way the seating is going, the Southwest seating and this is why they'll always buy from them. 574 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:16,000 One person wrote, I tend to buy tickets late, close to travel, and on many airlines that means the best seats are still, are not still available. 575 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:23,000 In fact, when changing flights, the day of the flight, one is still able to get a decent seat on Southwest. 576 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:30,000 Others say they like to play games and if you do it right, you can get a spacious area on coach, which is true. 577 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:41,000 And this would be the people like hang over the middle seat or, you know, use tissues and make it look like they're sick or, or just don't look like they'd be a very workable person to sit next to. 578 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:52,000 So, you know, I, so I mean, at least those people were honest about it. They're like, you know what, we can manipulate Southwest system, other systems we can't. 579 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000 So, right. 580 00:37:54,000 --> 00:38:09,000 Anyhow, interesting stuff. Nonetheless, I like the candidness of everybody and how, you know, whoever participated in this, you know, whatever it is, article. 581 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:14,000 I love how candid they were and how honest they were about it. I can say that. 582 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,000 Yeah, yeah, that's true. 583 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:23,000 So, Mayhad, did you have anything you wanted to get to Robin? 584 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,000 Yeah, I got another story for you. 585 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:30,000 This came from the New York Post four days ago. 586 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 Okay. 587 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:42,000 Florida deputies say that a woman allegedly attacked two people at a pool for doing stretches she thought were inappropriate. 588 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:53,000 Amanda Ferragamo, 41, was arrested in Sumter County, Florida after the incident on early Sunday morning. 589 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:58,000 And you find out more at the bottom of the story. 590 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,000 There's more to it. 591 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000 Okay. 592 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:10,000 A female victim told deputies she and the male victim were doing stretches when Ferragamo smacked and shoved them both. 593 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:22,000 The female victim then stated that the defendant accused them both of doing inappropriate activities and began to shove her and smack her across the face. 594 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:28,000 The female victim has a red mark on her face indicating she was hit as well. 595 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:36,000 The arrest affidavit stated the male victim told a deputy she effing attacked us. 596 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000 She's pissed. 597 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:45,000 Deputies wrote in the affidavit that the female victim had a red mark on her face indicating she was hit. 598 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:57,000 According to Fox 35, the man and Ferragamo are connected in some way, which makes the incident domestic in nature. 599 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000 Okay. 600 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:09,000 Officials at the Sumter County Sheriff's Office didn't further explain their relationship. 601 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000 That's crazy. 602 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000 Yeah. 603 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000 Well, okay. 604 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,000 I wish they would have explained their relationship. 605 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Well, if they would explain the relationship, it wouldn't have been as big a story as it was. 606 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,000 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. 607 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:35,000 Did you notice it said the incident was at 2.32 a.m. 608 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000 Uh-huh. That's what I caught. 609 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,000 Bingo. That's exactly, yes. 610 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:46,000 That's why it didn't have to go into anything else in my mind. I'm like, okay. 611 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000 Right. Right. 612 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:52,000 Got it. Yeah. Okay. 613 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,000 It started good. 614 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000 Yes, it did. Yeah, it did. 615 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,000 I got one for you. A question I need to ask you. 616 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:06,000 How's your hairy asshole Olympics come along? Have you got any new contestants? 617 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,000 Uh, not at the moment. Not at the moment. 618 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,000 Okay. How's your blues come along? 619 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:16,000 That's what I'm working on. 620 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,000 Okay. That's cool. All right. 621 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:26,000 I've been too busy. I've been concentrating on that, and then I've looked at my notes while I go, oh. 622 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:32,000 No, no, no, no, no, no. That's cool, Rob. That just means that I'm okay. I'm okay for right now. 623 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:37,000 I can concentrate on my blues and then move on to the hairy asshole contestants. 624 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:51,000 I think it's ten contestants, two wild cards, and one band, and then we all have a pass card where you have to leave something alone. 625 00:41:51,000 --> 00:42:00,000 Okay. That sounds good to me. So it'll be another thrilling edition of Who Has the Hairiest Asshole. 626 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:08,000 And we know that everybody loves them because people write in and tell us, oh, speaking of that, let me see if I, no, shit, I didn't print them out. 627 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:13,000 I think I'm going to stick to what I said before, and you tell me what you think about this. 628 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:18,000 We do all of the emails in like one podcast. 629 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000 Yeah. Yeah. 630 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:26,000 Yeah. I mean, we've got seven of them that I need to just go ahead and print out, and I will. I'll get to them. 631 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:32,000 But anyhow, there are a bunch of other stuff going on like around the house and business stuff. 632 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,000 Do you want to cover those tomorrow night? 633 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,000 No, no. 634 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,000 No? Okay. 635 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:43,000 Because there's too many, I can't answer some of them right now. 636 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,000 Oh, gotcha. 637 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:54,000 They're not quite there yet, so I'd say that one, that particular program is about a month off. 638 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000 Oh, okay. 639 00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:00,000 Yeah. And look, I mean, if I get like 10 more emails, then it might push it up a little quicker. 640 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:05,000 But right now, these seven right here aren't pertinent to me having to answer them really quick. 641 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000 Oh, gotcha. 642 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:11,000 There's stuff that we're going to get to and suggestions and some other things that I really enjoy. 643 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:19,000 It's just like I'm not in a position and neither are you to answer them because we're just not simply there yet with the podcast. 644 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:26,000 And also, another one, another guy, I can't answer this. 645 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:35,000 Another guy really loves the state of the podcast and likes hearing where our number one markets are and the downloads and all that stuff, right? 646 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,000 Yeah. 647 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:41,000 Well, I told him, I said, we can do that once a month, that way people don't get sick of it. 648 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,000 But there are people like him that really love listening. 649 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:51,000 I mean, they're a big fan of the show and they want to hear how well we're doing and what areas listen to us. 650 00:43:51,000 --> 00:44:02,000 So I said, probably right around once a month, we'll be doing a, here's the new emerging markets, here's the markets dying off, here's the new thing and all that. 651 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:06,000 And then I have some new segments coming up. 652 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:10,000 One of them is called Things Overheard in Hell. 653 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000 What do you think of that, Rob? 654 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000 That sounds pretty good. 655 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:22,000 Doesn't it? It's things like all of a sudden, bam, you get hit by a Mack truck and then you're floating through the air. 656 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:28,000 Then suddenly you're like, you go up to the pearly gates and all of a sudden they put you in an elevator going down. 657 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,000 Oh, shit. 658 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,000 Oh my God. 659 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:34,000 Oh man, that, I thought, oh man, damn it, I guess I'm going to go to hell. 660 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:38,000 And these are things you would hear if you're in hell, things you could overhear. 661 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,000 I'm very proud of this segment. 662 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,000 I love it. 663 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:47,000 And I hope I did not steal it from another radio show because I mean, I think it's my own idea. 664 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,000 I do. 665 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:54,000 But if it's something I heard a long time ago and I just thought was clever and I was like, haha, man, that's great. 666 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,000 I apologize. 667 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,000 But as far as I know, it's my own segment. 668 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:02,000 So as far as I know, it's not any type of plagiarism. 669 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,000 Do you remember any show doing anything like that, Rob? 670 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000 Not Rob's hand. 671 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,000 You see, there's something I always worry about, like little segments like that. 672 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,000 Yeah. 673 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:17,000 If you have something like, I could see like Mankow doing that back in the Madhouse days. 674 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:25,000 I could see that be a segment of his or that could even be a Howard Stern when he was funny and had segments and stuff. 675 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:31,000 Or I mean, or maybe even maybe even a Bob and Tom even or something like, I don't know. 676 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:36,000 But anyhow, this is a regular little skit thing that I'm going to be doing. 677 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,000 It's kind of like my deep thoughts would mark, which I'm pretty sure I didn't steal from anybody. 678 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:47,000 I've always thought of stuff like that going, man, you know, I wonder what people think when they're like not really thinking, you know. 679 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,000 So anyhow. 680 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000 All right. 681 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,000 Moving along. 682 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:56,000 There's this woman that bought this book, right? 683 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000 For her husband. 684 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:05,000 It turned out to be a book that she left that she bought a long time ago for her dad and wrote a message to her. 685 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,000 Her dad is deceased, had been deceased for a long time. 686 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:11,000 She ended up buying that book back and had no idea until after she bought it. 687 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,000 Isn't that cool? 688 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000 Yeah, that's cool. 689 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:25,000 A woman has spoken about her surprise of receiving the exact copy of the book that she signed and sent to her late father in 1984. 690 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:41,000 Ross Ford from Averaston East Sussex purchased and that would be England, of course, purchased a copy of text and pretext by Aldous Huxley for her husband's Adams birthday. 691 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:50,000 The order through Book Warehouse, ABE Books, was sent from a shop owned by Michael Moon in Whitehaven, Cumbria. 692 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:54,000 Inside was a message Mrs. Ford had handwritten decades ago. 693 00:46:54,000 --> 00:47:09,000 Mrs. Ford, who was brought up in the Lake District, told BBC Radio Curbia said that she didn't recognize it at first because it had no dust cover. 694 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:14,000 I don't know what no dust cover means. I guess it's a different type of a cover. 695 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:21,000 I think a dust cover would be like that, a paper that goes over a hard book. 696 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:25,000 Yeah, I'd just say it's just like a cover. 697 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:30,000 So I was just flicking through it and there was my handwritten dedication to my dear old dad, she said. 698 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:43,000 She originally bought the book in 1984 for her father, adding, as we're going into retirement, as he was going into retirement, I thought it would be a lovely way of reflecting on his life. 699 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:53,000 However, it's my husband's 83rd birthday and something I read in The Guardian prompted me to think about that book and I thought, I'll get it for him for his birthday. 700 00:47:53,000 --> 00:48:04,000 Lo and behold, a copy came from Michael Moon. It's a lovely circular story and I have the privilege of paying for the same book twice. 701 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:11,000 Mr. Moon said, It makes her day. This is what our job is all about. This is owner of the bookstore. 702 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:17,000 I am delighted they have sold it and they are delighted to receive it. 703 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:27,000 After 40 years, it's like two people pointing fingers. And I think that is excellent and I'll go a step further. I think that is from beyond. 704 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:36,000 That is such an amazing story and I could not wait to speak about that but we had to get our regular crap in first. 705 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000 Yeah. 706 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:40,000 Yeah, that's really, really cool. 707 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000 Yeah, it is. 708 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:49,000 So, anyhow, do you hear about the sheep that got all fucking stoned in Greece? 709 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000 Uh, no. 710 00:48:51,000 --> 00:49:00,000 Okay, I guess there's no reason you would hear about it. Only people like me that turn around looking for interesting stories would actually know about this. 711 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,000 I heard a sheep. 712 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:05,000 Well, unless they, I don't know, I've been talking to some good ones. 713 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,000 You have been doing some good ones here. 714 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000 That's what I've got. 715 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:16,000 Rob, you've been stepping up, man. You've been fucking throwing your dick around. You've been deep-nicking it a lot here lately. 716 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:25,000 You've been like, oh yeah, Mark, well watch this shit. Watch me throw this bitch out. Yeah, what do you think of that, huh? Yeah. That's what you're doing, isn't it? 717 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:29,000 No, I'm not always gung-ing up. 718 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,000 Different things. 719 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:37,000 I know, it's great. You're growing right in front of my eyes and I'm not talking about a dick. You're doing fantastic, Rob. 720 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:43,000 And the funny thing is, a lot of what I end up doing ain't what I start out to do. 721 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,000 I know. 722 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000 And that's my run across. 723 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,000 Welcome. 724 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,000 Well, I'm waiting to do that. 725 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:55,000 Welcome, Rob. Yeah, welcome to the Scattered Brain Society. 726 00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:02,000 The more you delve into stories you wanted to, the more you realize you didn't even want those stories. They're stories to get to the real stories. 727 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,000 Yeah. 728 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:13,000 Yeah. I love it myself. I'll be like, ta-ta-da, okay. And then the cat ran from...what the fuck? Where did they find the aliens? 729 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:17,000 Yeah. 730 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:27,000 So, and this is where I find stories like this, Rob. 731 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:51,000 Storm Daniel is the hurricane that hit over there. In case anyone's wondering who Storm Daniel is. 732 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:58,000 No, that's not a news guy. It's a...well, I think it was a depression or a storm by the time it hit there. 733 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,000 And the sheep had finished what was left. 734 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:15,000 The herd had been grazing in the flooded plains of Thoseli in central Greece before headed to the greenhouse near the town of Akrimos to eat around 100 kilograms of the cannabis, 735 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:27,000 reported the newspaper Greece website. It's called the newspaper GR, but it stands for Greece. And anyhow, it's online and in print. But anyhow, it doesn't matter. 736 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:36,000 The owner of the crop told the website, I don't know if it's for laughing or crying. We had the heat wave and we lost a lot of production. 737 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:44,000 We had the floods and we lost almost everything. And now this, the herd entered the greenhouse and ate what was left. I don't know what to say, honestly. 738 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:51,000 A shepherd had noticed strange behavior in the herd. It was not clear that this was involved yet. 739 00:51:51,000 --> 00:52:04,000 Storm Daniel swept through Thoseli across three days earlier this month, flooding cities and villages and killing more than 100,000 animals and livestock, officials said. 740 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:12,000 But it did not kill the sheep. And you know why it didn't kill the sheep? Because they went ahead and ate the cannabis. That's why. 741 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:23,000 I would call those sheep smart. They know how to self preserve, right? Yeah. Yeah. 742 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:36,000 So, anyhow, pretty cool. You got something? Or you want me to go into another story here? 743 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:42,000 Uh, can you jump in another one real quick? Yeah, I got another one right here waiting. 744 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:48,000 Okay, yeah, go ahead. I gotta jump to a different place. 745 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:58,000 Okay. There's a woman that is running out one half of her bed. 746 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:06,000 There's a woman, she says she's living the dream, sleeping with folks and charging them per lei. And she's not meaning sex. 747 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:23,000 Welcoming strangers into her bed every night has become a profitable practice for one sexy singleton who tucks in an extra 600 a month by running out the unoccupied side of her mattress, where her ex-boyfriend once slept for two years. 748 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:38,000 Her hot side hustle is part of the hot bedding trend. Hot bedding is excellent for people who are able to detach emotionally and sleep next to another person in a completely respectful and non-strengths attached manner. 749 00:53:38,000 --> 00:54:02,000 Monique Jeremiah, 36, an entrepreneur from Queensland, Australia, told Kater's News. And while hot bedding has yet to achieve viral glory on social media, a popular TikTok clip which garnered over 762,000 views detailed the monetary benefits as well as the potential. 750 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:21,000 But Jeremiah says that it can tend to be extremely lucrative even more than what they said. As long as both parties are clear on the terms, it takes two people who respect each other's space, values, and boundaries to do hot bedding, continued the brunette. 751 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:36,000 It's just like sharing a room with two beds, however you only sleep in one. So you can definitely have a big bed with lots of space in a room, a large room, to make it worthwhile. 752 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:58,000 Jeremiah, the founder of Diversity Models, an agency that specializes in providing curvy, cultural, and mature-aged models for businesses, began leasing out her Baudier on the onset of the pandemic as an effort to supplement her income and enjoy some much-needed companionship. 753 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:02,000 So it sounds like she was doing this kind of during COVID, doesn't it? 754 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000 Yeah. 755 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:22,000 Jeremiah said, At least the start of COVID in the early 2020s, I suddenly found myself single. My thriving business and an international education agency and student accommodation collapsed overnight, and my teaching career suddenly became unfulfilling as education went online. 756 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:47,000 Like millions around the world, she was forced to make quick changes to her professional life in order to survive the global health crisis. While Jeremiah chose hot bedding as her lifesaver, others in New York City, engineer Gaultier Caffier, 32, took up bread baking as a means of making money during lockdown. 757 00:55:47,000 --> 00:56:08,000 So, anyhow, Jaleigh, or whatever the fuck his or her name is, said that dough brought in a lot of dough. So let's see. So anyhow, fuck the rest of that story, because like all of them, you know what, I should have read the whole fucking thing. 758 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:28,000 You know what, fuck Kovalei and his fucking dough and all that. Fuck you. Why did you invade my story, you fucking asshole? I threw it away. All I want to know is about the hot chick running out her bed. That's all. You know what, dough guy, dough guy or girl, go fuck yourself. How dare you invade my cool story. 759 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000 Hey, Rob, you got something? 760 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,000 Yeah, I got. 761 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,000 Okay. 762 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:45,000 Former New England Patriots cornerback, J.C. Jackson, was a healthy scratch this past weekend from the Chargers Vikings game this week. 763 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,000 Okay. 764 00:56:46,000 --> 00:57:08,000 Chargers head coach Brandon Staley told reporters it was a coach's decision and did not confirm whether Jackson would return to the lineup. Well, the reason he was a healthy scratch is Jackson violated his probation and has an arrest warrant in Massachusetts. 765 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:33,000 According to reports, Jackson did not abide by the terms of his probation after he was charged with criminal speeding in 2021. The 27-year-old did not complete the brains at risk program he was ordered to take and also did not pay the $300 fine. 766 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,000 Well. 767 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,000 Whoops. 768 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:42,000 It sounds like he made a wrong move there, didn't it? And he didn't get to play. 769 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,000 Yeah. 770 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,000 You know what? 771 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,000 That's going to cost him. 772 00:57:45,000 --> 00:58:04,000 That's so lazy and stupid. There's not really any defense for it. So he deserved to not get paid for the game. He deserved to not play. He deserved to lose the money and I hope he pays a ridiculous fine for that and then next time maybe he'll remember. 773 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:15,000 Did you hear what Bill Belichick had to say when he was asked about Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift possibly romancing? 774 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,000 This is classic. I love what he said. 775 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:22,000 He said, Travis Kelsey had a lot of big catches in his career. 776 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:28,000 This, however, is the biggest. 777 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000 Isn't that classic? 778 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000 Yeah. 779 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,000 I love that. 780 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:36,000 Mr. Belichick. 781 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000 Smooth. 782 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:41,000 Smooth. 783 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,000 Very cool. 784 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,000 Very cool. 785 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,000 All right. 786 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:49,000 To be honest, I'm getting a little tired of reading about it. 787 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,000 You know what? 788 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,000 I have read so many articles. 789 00:58:54,000 --> 00:59:10,000 The Kelsey Swift watch is on. People can't wait for him to quit doing whatever they're doing because I'm getting sick of looking at her fucking ginger ass every fucking time I try to watch a chiefscape now and it only happened one game and I'm already sick of it. 790 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:20,000 I got an article. I want to read it before I report on it, but you'll love it. If it's the same what I think it says, you're going to love it. 791 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000 Okay. 792 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000 But I'll get to it tomorrow night. 793 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000 Okay, that sounds cool. 794 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,000 All right. 795 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:32,000 Like I said, I want to read it. 796 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,000 That's cool. 797 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,000 Very cool. 798 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:43,000 So on that note, do you want to go ahead and call this one a wrap up and then we will see you tomorrow night, Rob. 799 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:46,000 That sounds good to me. I've got to work in the morning. 800 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:54,000 Yep. Yep. All right. I just got a little light masturbating and doing a couple of stories to write out and that's about it. 801 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000 There you go. Light masturbating. 802 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,000 Light masturbating. 803 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,000 Easy night for you then. 804 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:10,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just easy. Not much wrist action. Just no stable mill, kind of light, nothing too heavy. No porn involved. Just kind of like memory stuff. 805 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000 Just a little fluffing. 806 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000 Yeah, just a little fluffing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 807 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:19,000 That's all I really got going on. I might smoke the rest of my cigar when I was doing yard work today. 808 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:24,000 I might smoke the rest of my cigar out on the porch for a little bit. 809 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,000 There you go. 810 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:31,000 Yeah, yeah. So all right, man. Rob, have a good night. Everybody, thank you for listening like always. 811 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:36,000 I'm off to light masturbation land. Everybody, have a good night. 812 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,000 Good night, everybody. 813 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:53,000 Bye. 814 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:57,000 Hey, where did they go? Where are the douchebags? 815 01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:02,000 Oh my God. Someone took a dump in the corner. Oh geez. 816 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:08,000 I'm glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. Man, that smells.